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December 08, 2013

Late NFL Game Open Thread: Cam Newton vs. Saints [OregonMuse]
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"In order to win this game, Carolina is going to have to score more points."

--from Stuff Chris Collingsworth Likes To Say

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1 My she has some pointy elbows and a head above the rest...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 08, 2013 04:13 PM (5oAy6)

2 Muscly arms and pointy elbows ......... Shudder .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 08, 2013 04:14 PM (XWw96)

3 I call dibs on the redhead in the back.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2013 04:14 PM (GEICT)

4 The NFL. Ah. I remember. They used to do sports.

Posted by: Mr Kook at December 08, 2013 04:15 PM (hemD9)

5 That's what we call "variety".

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 08, 2013 04:15 PM (DmNpO)

6 Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was...a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious, son?" Comes at me with the knife... "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious?

Posted by: Just another sockpuppet at December 08, 2013 04:15 PM (2EddW)

7 >>>I call dibs on the redhead in the back. I saw her first. Wait your turn, this will only take a second.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 08, 2013 04:17 PM (eQJwb)

8 LOL! Liked Collinsworth as a player, as a sports talker...not so much.

After the butt whipping the Saints got from the SeaHawks, I think they win big at home tonight.

Posted by: Theresa D at December 08, 2013 04:18 PM (Z8VQW)

9 My God, it's full of elbows!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2013 04:18 PM (UAMVq)

10 That taller blond lady looks like a bad idea. I's still try to see how naughty she might be

you know so she doesn't get a lump of coal in her stocking

Posted by: Quark at December 08, 2013 04:19 PM (aBQSE)

11 Another Sunday without a Bears loss -- woo hoo!!

Posted by: Billypaintbrush at December 08, 2013 04:19 PM (9/iF+)

12 pic should have been of the redhead or the girl in the front

Posted by: The Dude at December 08, 2013 04:19 PM (vJdyz)

13 Tall Blonde Busty Great arm development Yummy elbows ....and she can bring the redhead in the back along for company. That is not an optional by the way. Now if just one of them can make a killer sammich all is complete. Oregonmuse you have excellent taste. You compliment DiT quite well. Like a good red with a fine steak.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 08, 2013 04:19 PM (RXQ2T)

14 Elbows & hair color, horde fight

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2013 04:19 PM (HVff2)

15 Since it's the anniversary of John Lennon's murder, maybe Bob Costas can lecture us on guns at halftime again.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at December 08, 2013 04:19 PM (GrtrJ)

"In order to win this game, Carolina is going to have to score more points."

--from Stuff Chris Collingsworth Likes To Say

So I'm not the only one who thinks that Chris Collingsworth is actually Pepper Brooks.

BC! BC! Gojira trailer is out on Tuesday morning!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 08, 2013 04:19 PM (Gk3SS)

17 The talk of Washington? Shanahan might not make it through practice tomorrow.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 08, 2013 04:20 PM (jucos)

18 just noticed, redhead has an ass chin

Posted by: The Dude at December 08, 2013 04:20 PM (vJdyz)

19 Posted by: Just another sockpuppet at December 08, 2013 08:15 PM (2EddW) troll, baiting , troll?? ??

Posted by: Quark at December 08, 2013 04:20 PM (aBQSE)

20 Gojira trailer is out on Tuesday morning! Is it too much to hope that it's Gojira Meets Obama-San?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2013 04:21 PM (UAMVq)

21 Better look at the redhead. http://tinyurl.com/mkc8ejl Eh, on second thought, all yours DC.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2013 04:21 PM (GEICT)

22 I just saw an ad for Grudge Match starring Stallone and De Niro. I might like to see it. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1661382/

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 08, 2013 04:21 PM (DmNpO)

23 The Dude, you saying she has a Leno chin?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 08, 2013 04:21 PM (5oAy6)

24 15 Since it's the anniversary of John Lennon's murder, maybe Bob Costas can lecture us on guns at halftime again. Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at December 08, 2013 08:19 PM (GrtrJ) Don't give that little fucker any more ideas

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 08, 2013 04:21 PM (HVff2)

25 3 I call dibs on the redhead in the back. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2013 08:14 PM (GEICT) This is why it's important to be Â¡First!, or close to it.

Posted by: rickl at December 08, 2013 04:21 PM (sdi6R)

26 @19

just a stupid troll.

Been a run of 'em lately.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 08, 2013 04:22 PM (SAMxH)

27 BC! BC! Gojira trailer is out on Tuesday morning! Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 08, 2013 08:19 PM (Gk3SS) OooooooÂ…Â…Â….and you have my condolences.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2013 04:22 PM (GEICT)

28 The Dude, you saying she has a Leno chin?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 08, 2013 08:21 PM (5oAy6)

as in her chin has cleavage,

holy fuck at that pic of her. DO NOT WANT

Posted by: The Dude at December 08, 2013 04:23 PM (vJdyz)

29 troll, baiting , troll??

Talks like a "Macho Mojito" drinker and his faeces is intellectually challenged.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 08, 2013 04:24 PM (JawqV)

30 3 I call dibs on the redhead in the back. Flip you for her.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 08, 2013 04:24 PM (yz6yg)

31 I'll take the tall blondie because I hear that tall girls have more trouble getting dates, and I'm the caring sort that hates to see that kind of discrimination.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 08, 2013 04:24 PM (cHZB7)

32 This in not a spot the tranny type thing right?

Posted by: Quark at December 08, 2013 04:24 PM (aBQSE)

33 OooooooÂ…Â…Â….and you have my condolences. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2013 08:22 PM (GEICT)

*sniffles*

*sniffles*

*sniffles*

I'm fine. I am.

*sniffles*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 08, 2013 04:25 PM (Gk3SS)

34 Flip you for her. Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 08, 2013 08:24 PM (yz6yg) I posted another pic of her. You and DC can flip for her.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2013 04:26 PM (GEICT)

35 51-28 Record 64 yard field goal, yes at elevation, but also at 10 degrees temp. First team since 1969 to score over 50 points twice in a season. Broncos roll.

Posted by: Meremortal, back from the brink at December 08, 2013 04:26 PM (1Y+hH)

36 The remake for Misery.... instead of Kathy Bates, the red-head.

Gojira and Gaylord. Why do I have that scene from Pacific Rim. Gaylord does a photo-op beside what looks like a defeated Gojira. Just as he is posing, Gojira turns him into a canape, rears up, and uses radioactive breath on the fawning press corps.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 08, 2013 04:26 PM (5oAy6)

37 I'm fine. I am. *sniffles* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 08, 2013 08:25 PM (Gk3SS) Just terrible. And The Brady as well.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2013 04:27 PM (GEICT)

38 that redhead is definitely a 20 footer

Posted by: The Dude at December 08, 2013 04:28 PM (vJdyz)

39 The talk of Washington? Shanahan might not make it through practice tomorrow.

I predict moar pain.

Posted by: Jim Zorn's Ghost[/i][/b][/s] at December 08, 2013 04:28 PM (DL2i+)

40 I posted another pic of her. You and DC can flip for her. Ohhhhh. Sucked in by the GDF*? It happens. * Ginger Distance Factor

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 08, 2013 04:28 PM (yz6yg)

41 >> Gojira turns him into a canape, rears up, and uses radioactive breath on the fawning press corps.

Cut, jib, newsletter.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 08, 2013 04:28 PM (cHZB7)

42 Dibs on the midget with the brown hair right in front of the tall yeller haried lady, sight unseen, as in her face is not in the pic I have a trampoline you know....

Posted by: Quark at December 08, 2013 04:29 PM (aBQSE)

43 Hey, AtC, how about that Browns game, huh? Real nail biter.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 08, 2013 04:29 PM (yz6yg)

44 but.. the blonde in the rear.

Posted by: redenzo at December 08, 2013 04:29 PM (SV01K)

45 I will say that from far away, she does look like a red head version of Bree Turner (Monroe's girlfriend in Grimm)

Posted by: The Dude at December 08, 2013 04:30 PM (vJdyz)

46 YES! YES! YES! Neal Boortz ‏@Talkmaster 2m This guy should be dead .... damned lucky people intervened. http://t.co/qLavJ1NUQM

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 08, 2013 04:31 PM (DmNpO)

47 All is well in the Land of Cheese. I may or may not have consumed alcoholic beverages in celebration.

Posted by: mama winger's iPad at December 08, 2013 04:31 PM (P6QsQ)

48 The tall has a Viking look about her. I'm definitely pining for her fjords.

Posted by: Northernlurker, moron wannabe at December 08, 2013 04:32 PM (BLAfs)

49 Hey, AtC, how about that Browns game, huh? Real nail biter. Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 08, 2013 08:29 PM (yz6yg)

*narrows eyes*

Horde, it appears that the position of Royal Raptor Wrangler shall be opening. A most unfortunate accident indeed shall be occurring SOON.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 08, 2013 04:32 PM (Gk3SS)

50 well... that would be unique there

Motorboating the fjords....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 08, 2013 04:33 PM (5oAy6)

51 I call dibs on the redhead in the back.>>

Odds are you will keep your soul with that one. Yeah you'll have fun but use her bed cause the pillow cases are gonna get wrecked.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 08, 2013 04:33 PM (TI3xG)

52 Horde, it appears that the position of Royal Raptor Wrangler shall be opening. A most unfortunate accident indeed shall be occurring SOON. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 08, 2013 08:32 PM (Gk3SS) *humbly steps forward*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2013 04:35 PM (GEICT)

53 OT: but there was some nastiness in the Bruins-Penguins game last night--two concussions and a broken leg.

Posted by: Northernlurker, moron wannabe at December 08, 2013 04:38 PM (BLAfs)

54 This guy should be dead .... damned lucky people intervened. http://t.co/qLavJ1NUQM Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 08, 2013 08:31 PM (DmNpO) I wish the beginning of the video was taken better. It's hard to see what happened. It looks like the guy was trying to play the knockout game and instead got his ass kicked. In which case, good.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2013 04:38 PM (UAMVq)

55 Limiting turnovers is key.

Posted by: toby928© gets his drunk on at December 08, 2013 04:39 PM (QupBk)

56 *humbly steps forward* Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2013 08:35 PM (GEICT)

*reviews application carefully*

While a few zeroes appear to be missing from the application fee, I do see that you have attached the certified copy of your will with the appropriate provisions for your spouse.

I shall consider it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 08, 2013 04:39 PM (Gk3SS)

57 Neal Boortz ‏@Talkmaster 2m This guy should be dead .... damned lucky people intervened. http://t.co/qLavJ1NUQM Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse -------------------------------------- Street justice, mall style. I. Like. It.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 08, 2013 04:39 PM (4Mv1T)

58 *humbly steps forward* Pro tip: Polly HATES Raptor Chow. Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 08, 2013 04:39 PM (yz6yg)

59 52 OT: but there was some nastiness in the Bruins-Penguins game last night--two concussions and a broken leg. Posted by: Northernlurker, moron wannabe at December 08, 2013 08:38 PM (BLAfs) So there was a brawl and a hockey game broke out?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2013 04:40 PM (UAMVq)

60 This is a very insightful analysis of the game: http://tinyurl.com/k7oxy3t

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at December 08, 2013 04:40 PM (uzmcT)

61 The talk of Washington? Shanahan might not make it through practice tomorrow.

I predict moar pain.

Posted by: Jim Zorn's Ghost at December 08, 2013 08:28 PM (DL2i+)

____________________

Keep talkin'....

Posted by: Steve Spurrier at December 08, 2013 04:40 PM (jucos)

62 Look if nobody wants the redhead I'll take her.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 08, 2013 04:40 PM (RXQ2T)

63 *ppsstt*

BCochran, she needs some timbits. Then you should be raptor'd in.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 08, 2013 04:40 PM (5oAy6)

Motorboating the fjords....

Posted by: tbodie at December 08, 2013 04:40 PM (p74mI)

65 I wish the beginning of the video was taken better. It's hard to see what happened. It looks like the guy was trying to play the knockout game and instead got his ass kicked. In which case, good. *** And I think the guy videoing it was his partner in crime. You can hear him urging the thug on.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 08, 2013 04:40 PM (DmNpO)

66 While a few zeroes appear to be missing from the application fee, I do see that you have attached the certified copy of your will with the appropriate provisions for your spouse. I shall consider it. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 08, 2013 08:39 PM (Gk3SS) Perhaps this will help things alongÂ… http://lchan.org/rezu/src/1247125800122.jpg NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2013 04:41 PM (GEICT)

67 And another one of my all-time favorites--"that receiver's just gotta catch that ball." You think "that receiver" doesn't know that's what he has to do, fuckwad?

Posted by: Theresa D at December 08, 2013 04:42 PM (Z8VQW)

68 Perhaps this will help things alongÂ…

http://lchan.org/rezu/src/1247125800122.jpg

NSFW Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2013 08:41 PM (GEICT)

Do you really expect such bribery to work?

It's like you've met me or something.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 08, 2013 04:42 PM (Gk3SS)

69 52 OT: but there was some nastiness in the Bruins-Penguins game last night--two concussions and a broken leg.

Shawn Thornton is a fucking thug. He better get a nice long suspension. Asshole.

Posted by: puddleglum at December 08, 2013 04:43 PM (yuoJt)

70 Shanahan needs to go. Both of them.

Posted by: Y-not at December 08, 2013 04:44 PM (zDsvJ)

71 "Better look at the redhead.

http://tinyurl.com/mkc8ejl

Eh, on second thought, all yours DC."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk

You would hit that, and you know it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2013 04:44 PM (A9hpr)

72 Re: knock out game If somebody ever makes the mistake of trying that with my petite little wife, they will be soooo sorry. I've already tried it. She. Will. Kick. Your. Ass.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 08, 2013 04:44 PM (4Mv1T)

73 66 And another one of my all-time favorites--"that receiver's just gotta catch that ball." You think "that receiver" doesn't know that's what he has to do, fuckwad? Posted by: Theresa D at December 08, 2013 08:42 PM (Z8VQW) For years it drove me crazy that if I was struggling while on the mound, at some point a coach would yell "Just throw strikes!" It was all I could do not to yell back "OH! That's what I'm supposed to be doing?? Well shit, I'm glad you said something."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2013 04:45 PM (GEICT)

74 "In order to win this game, Carolina is going to have to score more points." --from Stuff Chris Collingsworth Likes To Say One Sunday John Madden was on CBS with Verne Lundquist and Lundquist asks "Well Coach, is this a situation where they need to go for the two point conversion?" Madden says, "Well Verne, they need to win by at least one point so lets do the math..."

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at December 08, 2013 04:45 PM (MhA4j)

75 ~~Shanahan~~ Dan Snyder needs to go. FIFY That team's problems pre-date Mike Shanahan and by a good long time. Snyder is the real problem. He's the East Coast Al Davis.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 08, 2013 04:46 PM (yz6yg)

76 71 Re: knock out game If somebody ever makes the mistake of trying that with my petite little wife, they will be soooo sorry. I've already tried it. She. Will. Kick. Your. Ass. Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 08, 2013 08:44 PM (4Mv1T) You tried the knockout game on your wife?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2013 04:46 PM (UAMVq)

77 >>>Ginger Distance Factor Ahh, the unfortunately common Pitching Wedge. Good from 100 yards out. I'd still hit it.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 08, 2013 04:46 PM (eQJwb)

78 You would hit that, and you know it. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2013 08:44 PM (A9hpr) WellÂ…..yeah.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2013 04:46 PM (GEICT)

79 Mentioned this on a previous thread. I was watching the local Broncos post-game, and saw a big dude with a Broncos jersey, the number, 69, the name, Squatch. Any morons want to fess up?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hibernian Hooligan at December 08, 2013 04:47 PM (6rcHp)

80 I'd still hit it. Posted by: DC in Towson at December 08, 2013 08:46 PM (eQJwb) Don't they all look the same bent over the sofa anyway?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 08, 2013 04:47 PM (yz6yg)

81 Now that's the kind of diversity I can get behind. Or on top of.

Posted by: GGH at December 08, 2013 04:47 PM (/Kxw3)

82 I went to the Redskins beat down today. My company has a nice warm comfy box so I was out of the elements. The game had a gallows humor to it. I stayed till the end though. Free beer, food, and an awsome luxury box beckoned. Plus I'm a Steeler fan (they'll be watching this years playoffs too, just like the Redskins) so I didnt' care who won. By the time the game ended, it was just me and my co-worker (Packer fan) who had the entire luxury box to our selves. We guzzled the beer and devoured the food. I need a nap and some Tums now but it was worth it!!

Posted by: puddleglum at December 08, 2013 04:47 PM (yuoJt)

83 Mentioned this on a previous thread. I was watching the local Broncos post-game, and saw a big dude with a Broncos jersey, the number, 69, the name, Squatch. Any morons want to fess up? **** Ace has been absent from the blog and twitter this weekend.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 08, 2013 04:48 PM (DmNpO)

84 Don't they all look the same bent over the sofa anyway? Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 08, 2013 08:47 PM (yz6yg) I'm sure the top of her head is very pretty.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2013 04:48 PM (GEICT)

85 Don't they all look the same bent over the sofa anyway?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 08, 2013 08:47 PM (yz6yg)

with your dick or "her's"?

Posted by: The Dude at December 08, 2013 04:48 PM (vJdyz)

86 Oh hell BC, I just took another lookÂ…. I was talking about the one ALLLLL the way in the back. Looked sorta gingerish to me.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 08, 2013 04:48 PM (yz6yg)

87 with your dick or "her's"? You owe me half a bourbon. ALMOST a keyboard too.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 08, 2013 04:49 PM (yz6yg)

88 >>>Don't they all look the same bent over the sofa anyway? Um, no. No they don't. An extra fifty or sixty pounds can kinda ruin the view.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 08, 2013 04:50 PM (eQJwb)

89 Panthers +6

Posted by: TC at December 08, 2013 04:50 PM (ygAxO)

90 Um, no. No they don't. An extra fifty or sixty pounds can kinda ruin the view. Posted by: DC in Towson at December 08, 2013 08:50 PM (eQJwb)

an extra 50-60 pounds makes a better sound though

Posted by: The Dude at December 08, 2013 04:51 PM (vJdyz)

91 puddleglum - you're coworker sounds like a very fine person.

Posted by: mama winger's iPad at December 08, 2013 04:51 PM (P6QsQ)

92 Um, no. No they don't. An extra fifty or sixty pounds can kinda ruin the view. Posted by: DC in Towson at December 08, 2013 08:50 PM (eQJwb) So you don't like driving a bus. Got it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 08, 2013 04:51 PM (yz6yg)

93 Um, no. No they don't. An extra fifty or sixty pounds can kinda ruin the view. Posted by: DC in Towson at December 08, 2013 08:50 PM (eQJwb) That sounded like personal experience speaking.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2013 04:51 PM (GEICT)

94 Dammit! OK, The Dude must come to the next NoVAMoMee. Almost lost another bourbon there.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 08, 2013 04:52 PM (yz6yg)

95 Um, no. No they don't. An extra fifty or sixty pounds can kinda ruin the view.>>

Just find the right combo of Tequila and dark and you are good to go.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 08, 2013 04:52 PM (TI3xG)

96 Don't they all look the same bent over the sofa anyway? *** Wouldn't mind bending her over a barrel and showing her the fifty states, right?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 08, 2013 04:52 PM (DmNpO)

97 "Hey, AtC, how about that Browns game, huh? Real nail biter."

I'm pretty sure the Browns moved to Baltimore and have since won a couple of Super Bowls.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at December 08, 2013 04:53 PM (kUgpq)

98 mama winger's iPad: Packers fan I assume? They'll be watching the playoffs to I'm afraid.

Posted by: puddleglum at December 08, 2013 04:53 PM (yuoJt)

99 like you've never jumped onto a grenade before, everyman in existence has done that more than once (except for that one dude who posted here years ago who was hung up on pussy and only wanted a nice girl)

Posted by: The Dude at December 08, 2013 04:53 PM (vJdyz)

100 >>>That sounded like personal experience speaking. Hey when you're in a drought, hog hunting is usually the cure. You've been there too, and so has every other moron here.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 08, 2013 04:53 PM (eQJwb)

101 OK, The Dude must come to the next NoVAMoMee. Almost lost another bourbon there. Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 08, 2013 08:52 PM (yz6yg) And just what is his excuse for not being at this one???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2013 04:53 PM (GEICT)

102 So many elbows.

Posted by: Corona at December 08, 2013 04:53 PM (fh2Y7)

103 Sean, you really need to take care of that bourbon.

Posted by: tbodie at December 08, 2013 04:54 PM (p74mI)

104 Hey when you're in a drought, hog hunting is usually the cure. You've been there too, and so has every other moron here. Posted by: DC in Towson at December 08, 2013 08:53 PM (eQJwb) Oh I've made a mistake or two, but never that one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2013 04:54 PM (GEICT)

105 I dunno. Jimmiebjr who's in So MD says Snyder hasbeen on his best behavior. Some of the shit about Snyder favoring RGIII is verifiably untrue. In any event, Shanahans have mishandled their QB imo.

Posted by: Y-not at December 08, 2013 04:54 PM (zDsvJ)

106 >>>an extra 50-60 pounds makes a better sound though Fuck you! This is expensive wine, and now I'm cleaning it up off the table.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 08, 2013 04:54 PM (eQJwb)

107 Hey when you're in a drought, hog hunting is usually the cure. You've been there too, and so has every other moron here. Posted by: DC in Towson at December 08, 2013 08:53 PM (eQJwb) I award you the Man Commendation Medal with Silver Panty Cluster.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 08, 2013 04:54 PM (yz6yg)

108 I think we need to call an intervention for Sean. Seems he is wasting far too much alcohol tonight.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 08, 2013 04:55 PM (5oAy6)

109 I could've sworn that quote was John Madden. He said stuff that is essentially the same thing and it sounded just as fucking stupid.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 08, 2013 04:55 PM (oFCZn)

110 #81, used to get to sit in a box at Oakland A's home games as my then BFs brother had a brother who bought one. Those are some of my fondest memories, and I'm not really much of a baseball fan.

Posted by: Theresa D at December 08, 2013 04:55 PM (Z8VQW)

111 I think we need to call an intervention for Sean. Seems he is wasting far too much alcohol tonight. Yes, yes it's true. I have a drinking problem.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 08, 2013 04:56 PM (yz6yg)

112 89 an extra 50-60 pounds makes a better sound though Posted by: The Dude at December 08, 2013 08:51 PM (vJdyz) Sounds like you've harpooned a whale or two in your time.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 08, 2013 04:56 PM (UAMVq)

113 Oh I've made a mistake or two, but never that one.>>

So you've never passed out on a big girls couch. Cause it all can get very confusing.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 08, 2013 04:56 PM (TI3xG)

114 just a stupid troll.

Been a run of 'em lately.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 08, 2013 08:22 PM (SAMxH)

Wait - are you saying we've had smart ones?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at December 08, 2013 04:57 PM (gmoEG)

115 I think I am doomed. DIVX is updating to 10. And somehow the install pop-ups and buttons are in French.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 08, 2013 04:57 PM (5oAy6)

116 >>>I award you the Man Commendation Medal with Silver Panty Cluster. I thought the Silver Panty Cluster was in lieu of five repeat awards. And I haven't earned that. Maybe the gold cluster. Also, when arranging my rack, does that rank higher than the Red Wings?

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 08, 2013 04:58 PM (eQJwb)

117 Elbows at 3 & 9!
Chins up, shoulders back.
Give me a nice straight row, ladies

Posted by: Steven Tyler at December 08, 2013 04:58 PM (jlARC)

118 I remember OJ Simpson opining before Monday Night Football that the team who wins tonight will be the team with the most points on the scoreboad at the end of the game.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at December 08, 2013 04:58 PM (kUgpq)

119 >>>Yes, yes it's true. I have a drinking problem. Run out of Scotch? That is a problem.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 08, 2013 04:59 PM (eQJwb)

120 O/T: Carolina 6 New Orleans 0

Posted by: tbodie at December 08, 2013 04:59 PM (p74mI)

121 119 O/T: Carolina 6 New Orleans 0 Posted by: tbodie at December 08, 2013 08:59 PM (p74mI) LMAO!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 08, 2013 04:59 PM (bCEmE)

122 So you've never passed out on a big girls couch. Cause it all can get very confusing. Posted by: The Hickster at December 08, 2013 08:56 PM (TI3xG) Hahaha. Managed to avoid that particular trap.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2013 05:00 PM (GEICT)

123 Also, when arranging my rack, does that rank higher than the Red Wings? Yes, and just below the Distinguished Wingman Cross.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 08, 2013 05:00 PM (yz6yg)

124 If you would stop spilling it, would not be out by now.

Tonight's movie while writing. Metropolis or Blade Runner?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 08, 2013 05:00 PM (5oAy6)

125 Hmmmm, Panthers 6, Saints 0, kind of like the start of today's SeaHawks 49ers game...

Posted by: Theresa D at December 08, 2013 05:01 PM (Z8VQW)

126 There are 35 college football bowl games. Here are all the matchups. http://t.co/lPMUUdRjss

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 08, 2013 05:02 PM (DmNpO)

127 Nice catch

Posted by: mama winger's iPad at December 08, 2013 05:02 PM (P6QsQ)

128 If you would stop spilling it, would not be out by now.

Tonight's movie while writing. Metropolis or Blade Runner?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 08, 2013 09:00 PM (5oAy6)

skip them and put on the Esper Edition of Blade Runner's OST

Posted by: The Dude at December 08, 2013 05:02 PM (vJdyz)

129 35?! 35?! freaking bowl games? I thought playing a bowl game was supposed to MEAN something.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 08, 2013 05:03 PM (DmNpO)

130 >>>So you've never passed out on a big girl~~s couch.~~ Fixt it for most of us.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 08, 2013 05:04 PM (eQJwb)

131 yeah, they mean revenue It's all bullshit.

Posted by: soothie at December 08, 2013 05:04 PM (imJu1)

132 Just saw the BCS bowl games. UCF vs Baylor? Ugh. Alabama vs Oklahoma should be good. Clemson vs Ohio State could be good too.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2013 05:04 PM (GEICT)

133 So, Alabama gets OU. Should be a good game.

Posted by: toby928© gets his drunk on at December 08, 2013 05:05 PM (QupBk)

134 Don't have that OST. And I wrote about 10,000 words with Metropolis basically on repeat in the PS3.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 08, 2013 05:06 PM (5oAy6)

135 Impressed so far with the Panthers D. Haven't watched too many Panthers games this year as a left coastie.

Posted by: Theresa D at December 08, 2013 05:07 PM (Z8VQW)

136 So you've never passed out on a big girls couch. Cause it all can get very confusing.
Posted by: The Hickster at December 08, 2013 08:56 PM (TI3xG)

Hahaha. Managed to avoid that particular trap.

Cheaper than a DUI so it's all good.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 08, 2013 05:08 PM (TI3xG)

137 Vandy going to the Compass Bowl. A bunch of college buddies are trying to get a trip together. But it's Birmingham. Maybe.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 08, 2013 05:09 PM (eQJwb)

138 136 Vandy going to the Compass Bowl. A bunch of college buddies are trying to get a trip together. But it's Birmingham. Maybe. Posted by: DC in Towson at December 08, 2013 09:09 PM (eQJwb) The wife and I did a similar trek one year. http://www.mapquest.com/#e640bc52bf3030a0f289763a And they're full of shit with the "13hrs".

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2013 05:12 PM (GEICT)

139
The Broncos are going to the Playoffs!

(sung to The Broncos are going to the SuperBowl)

Posted by: in before the guy that usually sings that at December 08, 2013 05:13 PM (MaP11)

140 Oh, there's a new spaced out thread up. And I'm here talking to myself. Thanks, fuckers.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 08, 2013 05:13 PM (eQJwb)

141 Next year they are expanding to 39 games but at least the much-detested BCS system will end.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 08, 2013 05:16 PM (DmNpO)

142 140 Next year they are expanding to 39 games but at least the much-detested BCS system will end. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 08, 2013 09:16 PM (DmNpO) So funny, everybody hated the old system. The BCS was supposed to fix that. Now everybody hates the BCS.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2013 05:18 PM (GEICT)

143 whats the point of the new show on Discovery "Naked And Afraid"?

Posted by: soothie at December 08, 2013 05:19 PM (imJu1)

144 It's pure voyeur bait, yes?

Posted by: soothie at December 08, 2013 05:20 PM (imJu1)

145 So funny, everybody hated the old system. The BCS was supposed to fix that. Now everybody hates the BCS. *** I remember folks hating the BCS system the very first year. Next year there will be a playoffs system.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 08, 2013 05:20 PM (DmNpO)

146 And it should be called Censored And Afraid, or Pixelated And Afraid. They might as well be wearing underwear.

Posted by: soothie at December 08, 2013 05:21 PM (imJu1)

147 What bothers me is the crap coaches and players say get treated like a pronouncement from Mt. Sinai. These bozos need calculators to add 1 and 1.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 08, 2013 05:22 PM (RXQ2T)

148 It's pure voyeur bait, yes?

Posted by: soothie at December 08, 2013 09:20 PM (imJu1)

yep, wouldn't mind seeing Ruth England on that show

Posted by: The Dude at December 08, 2013 05:23 PM (vJdyz)

149 There are a couple of wimmins here at the gym right now I wouldnt mind seeing on the show.

Posted by: soothie at December 08, 2013 05:25 PM (imJu1)

150

"Oh I've made a mistake or two, but never that one."

Pffft! Gonna throw the booty-poo flag there! Youre telling me you never flew as a wingman?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2013 05:26 PM (B2fm1)

151 They should change the rule to posting open threads along with subject threads. If there's a football thread recently posted before your subject thread, just tell everyone the football thread will serve as the open thread. Too many threads on Sundays.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 08, 2013 05:26 PM (bCEmE)

152 138 The Broncos are going to the Playoffs! (sung to The Broncos are going to the SuperBowl) Posted by: in before the guy that usually sings that at December 08, 2013 09:13 PM (MaP11) LOL, I miss that guy!

Posted by: Oedipus, 30-year Broncos Fanboi at December 08, 2013 05:26 PM (Tjkt6)

153 We should just go back to way things were. Ace 'fixed' a non-existing problem.

Posted by: soothie at December 08, 2013 05:29 PM (imJu1)

154 Pffft! Gonna throw the booty-poo flag there! Youre telling me you never flew as a wingman? Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 08, 2013 09:26 PM (B2fm1) Didn't have to. One of my college buddies that I always hung out with was a fan of big girls. Plus I started dating my wife halfway through my Sophomore year.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 08, 2013 05:30 PM (GEICT)

155 There's some serious chin music in that photo.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at December 08, 2013 05:31 PM (Dwehj)

156 Fat bottom girls make the world go 'round.

Posted by: soothie at December 08, 2013 05:32 PM (imJu1)

157 in b4 Spinal Tap reference!

Posted by: soothie at December 08, 2013 05:32 PM (imJu1)

158 Saints reverting to classic form, I see. Sigh. Ah, well, Geaux Saints!

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 08, 2013 05:38 PM (5nb1M)

159 I am a sucker for tall blondes, and she SO fits the bill.

But I wouldn't mind seein' a bit more of that last one in the back - she has some potential too, it appears...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 08, 2013 06:29 PM (rpIoa)

160 At the opening of the Phily eagles game the announcer asked for a moment of silence to honor the passing of Mandala. Not five seconds later they broke for a commercial.

Posted by: Buffalobob at December 08, 2013 08:38 PM (r8ENS)

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