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November 24, 2013

Late NFL Game Thread: Broncos v. Patriots [OregonMuse]
— Open Blogger

Open Thread! Let the wild rumpus begin!

Did y'all see Dallas almost choke? They can't even choke right. They were on their way to yet another epic choke, then they choked on their choke, so they didn't choke.

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1 Thirty-third-and-a-third....

Posted by: Dr. Todd Ambrosius at November 24, 2013 04:05 PM (Jzrec)

2 Sorry Peaches, Fuck the Patriots.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 24, 2013 04:05 PM (0FSuD)

3 Thirty-three-and-a-third, I guess.

Posted by: Dr. Todd Ambrosius at November 24, 2013 04:06 PM (Jzrec)

4 Is that John Elway's mother in a wig?

Posted by: fluffy at November 24, 2013 04:06 PM (Ua6T/)

5 How are we supposed to know if these cheerleaders are hot? Their elbows are covered up.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at November 24, 2013 04:06 PM (uzmcT)

6 How bout them Panthers!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 24, 2013 04:07 PM (0FSuD)

7 The wild rumpus is locked in the rumpus room.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 24, 2013 04:08 PM (mVyen)

8 The Vikings tied. Fing faaabulous.

Posted by: The Hickster at November 24, 2013 04:08 PM (DUGve)

Better Late Than Never Edition?

Octogenarian Elbow Edition?

Posted by: garrett at November 24, 2013 04:09 PM (X6qro)

10 Will Brady forgo the mesh stockings and open-toed stilettos for something a little warmer tonight?

Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2013 04:09 PM (Rru72)

11 With that much eye make up and and those capped teeth, I think she would make a lovey bride.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 24, 2013 04:09 PM (0FSuD)

12 She looks like my mom in her later years. And by "later years", I mean her 50s.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 04:09 PM (DmNpO)

13 How does Black Friday begin on Wednesday? That would be Black Wednesday, wouldn't it?

Posted by: blaster at November 24, 2013 04:10 PM (y9aEA)

14 When will this damn game start? I am sick of NBC announcers.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 24, 2013 04:10 PM (0FSuD)

15 Da Bears.

Posted by: toby928© at November 24, 2013 04:10 PM (QupBk)

16 Goooooooo Chargers! You're welcome, Donkey-lovers

Posted by: Frank G at November 24, 2013 04:10 PM (hJ9bd)

>>> Is that John Elway's mother in a wig?

Cheery Dearest.

She's going to beat Elway with a wire hanger at halftime.

Posted by: garrett at November 24, 2013 04:10 PM (X6qro)

18 FML...gotta f'ing watch the Amazing Race before I can watch another football game.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 24, 2013 04:10 PM (P1Tw6)

19 The Panthers are simply doing that thing called winning soooo Sweet!!

Posted by: submariner at November 24, 2013 04:11 PM (V9Lfv)

20 17 How does Black Friday begin on Wednesday? That would be Black Wednesday, wouldn't it? LIV's won't have a clue.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 24, 2013 04:12 PM (0FSuD)

21 Nobody loses to Jacksonville.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 24, 2013 04:13 PM (KQp38)

22 To my eyes, she looks to be a fine filly.

Posted by: John Kerry at November 24, 2013 04:13 PM (xKK9v)

23 >>>Did y'all see Dallas almost choke? They can't even choke right. They were on their way to yet another epic choke, then they choked on their choke, so they didn't choke. Well, thanks for that. *deletes game from DVR

Posted by: Wiserbud at November 24, 2013 04:13 PM (NXg/k)

24 This thread is brought to you by blond hair.

Posted by: Vendette is a brunette, sorry. at November 24, 2013 04:13 PM (MpP9p)

25 Is that Joan Rivers in that picture? WTF?!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 24, 2013 04:14 PM (pUAXu)

26 Will Brady forgo the mesh stockings and open-toed stilettos for something a little warmer tonight?

He is prepared with the leather thong holding the butt plug I installed.

Posted by: Giselle at November 24, 2013 04:15 PM (cK0tU)

27 The Giants choked more.

Posted by: steevy at November 24, 2013 04:16 PM (zqvg6)

28 Brady saw that hair and screamed, "Oh, you bitch!"

Posted by: eman at November 24, 2013 04:16 PM (n6NK7)

29 Posted by: Giselle at November 24, 2013 08:15 PM (cK0tU) At least he got a haircut a season ago.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 04:16 PM (MpP9p)

30 Who the fuck schedules your worst enemy two weeks apart? Panthers play NO then two weeks later play NO. So the last two games of the season decide the champ of the division? Stupid.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 24, 2013 04:17 PM (0FSuD)

31 >>>I suspect we can now all just completely dismiss any talk of Kansas City being the best team in the NFL.<<<

Once I get all their injured defensive players enrolled they'll be right as rain in no time.

Posted by: 404Care at November 24, 2013 04:17 PM (xKK9v)

32 Nobody loses to Jacksonville.

Well, we did and guess what, we just got the number one pick in the draft. Suck it Jacksonville, draft another receiver so that he can underachieve with a shitty QB.

Posted by: Your, Houston Texans at November 24, 2013 04:17 PM (cK0tU)

33 How does Black Friday begin on Wednesday?>>

On Amazon it started today (sort of at least they sat it did.)

Posted by: The Hickster at November 24, 2013 04:17 PM (DUGve)

34 Here. A cheerleader. http://binged.it/Icr4ro

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 04:18 PM (DmNpO)

35 >>>Who the fuck schedules your worst enemy two weeks apart?<<<

Isn't that the same with Denver and K.C. this year.?

Posted by: 404NFL at November 24, 2013 04:19 PM (xKK9v)

36 The Steelers won. Yeah. There still not going to the playoffs. If they beat the fucking Ravens again, I'll call the season a success anyway. Well, maybe not success. How about less sucky.

Posted by: puddleglum at November 24, 2013 04:20 PM (15w2J)

37 We need demon ginger cheerleaders...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at November 24, 2013 04:20 PM (vHRtU)

38 Posted by: Your, Houston Texans at November 24, 2013 08:17 PM

heh

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 24, 2013 04:21 PM (KQp38)

39 C'mon Chiefs fans, don't whine. Your team just scored 38 points. That was a miracle.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 24, 2013 04:21 PM (cK0tU)

40 I hate to see the Giants lose to Dallas. Especially when that douchebag Dez Bryant was the reason. Giants played well enough to win, but the absence of Nicks was huge.

Posted by: JoeyBagels at November 24, 2013 04:21 PM (Usdw3)

41 I look at that little lady and say "Ride me Cowgirl!" Course she's a Bronco but at this point, who cares?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 24, 2013 04:21 PM (dtuXM)

42 I do not have the world's greatest feeling about this . . . so, shut up, just until there's a score, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2013 04:21 PM (8lmkt)

43 Oh, and go Denver! Fuck the Patsies and that fuckwad of a coach.

Posted by: puddleglum at November 24, 2013 04:22 PM (15w2J)

44 Bonus football this week. Thanksgiving Day lineup: GB v. Detroit Oak v. Dallas Pit v. Bal

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 04:22 PM (DmNpO)

45 @40 i'd let that ginger beat me, whip me and make me write bad checks. Woof!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 24, 2013 04:23 PM (0FSuD)

46 Oh, the Denver Peytons are playing the NE Bradys tonight.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 04:23 PM (MpP9p)

47 Poor Chiefs. Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at November 24, 2013 04:24 PM (vHRtU)

48 I hate to see the Giants lose to Dallas.

I love to see the Gnats lose to Dallas.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 24, 2013 04:24 PM (cK0tU)

49 Anyone know if Fox, x panthers coach, is back from his heart deal?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 24, 2013 04:24 PM (0FSuD)

50 54 Poor Chiefs. Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at November 24, 2013 08:24 PM (vHRtU)

They're 9 and 2 . . . not exactly "hang your head in shame" territory. How's your team doing?

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2013 04:26 PM (8lmkt)

51 Will this game EVAH start?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 24, 2013 04:26 PM (0FSuD)

52
Bob "Little Bit" Costas will opine on the Iranian agreement because he's such a standup guy with big ideas. As a liberal, Costas knows everything. Yes, he knows everything, so sit down and shut the fuck up and listen to Costas.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 24, 2013 04:26 PM (pJF+c)

53 We need demon ginger cheerleaders... But you repeat yourself.

Posted by: toby928© at November 24, 2013 04:26 PM (QupBk)

54
Notice the Chiefs nor the Redskins are playing on Thanksgiving?
I thought one of them always played that day?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 24, 2013 04:27 PM (Fely/)

55 It's clear that it is physically impossible for Eli Manning to grow a porn 'stache.

Posted by: toby928© at November 24, 2013 04:27 PM (QupBk)

56 And the Not Hot Cheerleader Pics Feed rolls on and on...

Posted by: @ParisParamus at November 24, 2013 04:28 PM (Gcm3A)

57 They are my team. Just based on past history,once the dick steppage begins there's no going back. Still, hope springs eternal.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at November 24, 2013 04:28 PM (vHRtU)

58 Yes, he knows everything, so sit down and shut the fuck up and listen to Costas. Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 24, 2013 08:26 PM (pJF+c) If anyone is axing, Costas ass is not nearly as tight at Barry's.

Posted by: Reggie Love at November 24, 2013 04:28 PM (0FSuD)

59 Fox not back, and it showed last week.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 04:28 PM (1Y+hH)

60 By my calculation and factoring in those choppers, this chick is about 2 years from doing Pepsodent commercials.

And go Pats!

Posted by: jakeman at November 24, 2013 04:28 PM (g1ISx)

61 I used to fist Bob Costas in some of the underground Manhattan clubs back in the early 70's. That geschmoigel couldn't even bring me a proper cup of coffee.

Posted by: Howard Cosell at November 24, 2013 04:28 PM (cK0tU)

62 Broncos got some hot cheerleaders, but when I look at that one, "Green Acres, is the place to be" comes to mind for some reason.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 04:29 PM (1Y+hH)

63 ...black eyes. Like a dolls eyes.

Posted by: Captain Quint at November 24, 2013 04:29 PM (6fSty)

64 Notice the Chiefs nor the Redskins are playing on Thanksgiving? I thought one of them always played that day? Posted by: soothsayer at November 24, 2013 08:27 PM (Fely/) T'giving gives us GB-Detroit, Oakland-Dallas, and Pittsburgh-B'more. From my memory, Detroit and Dallas are T'giving regulars.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 04:29 PM (MpP9p)

65 My, all the Cowboys hatred. Look, the Cowboys' creativity in losing games amazes me, too. But they did come through today in the end, especially Romo and Dez.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at November 24, 2013 04:30 PM (4K/0Q)

66 Pretty sure that's Carol Channing's daughter.

Posted by: garrett at November 24, 2013 04:31 PM (X6qro)

67 Pretty sure those are Carol Channing's dentures, though.

Posted by: garrett at November 24, 2013 04:31 PM (X6qro)

68
I thought the Chiefs original owner, Lamar Hunt, was the one who started the tradition?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 24, 2013 04:31 PM (vzLhi)

69 >>> I used to fist Bob Costas in some of the underground Manhattan clubs back in the early 70's. No shit? I fisted him last week.

Posted by: Richie Incognito at November 24, 2013 04:32 PM (Ua6T/)

70 >>>I thought one of them always played that day?<<<

Detroit and Dallas always play.

Posted by: 404NFL at November 24, 2013 04:32 PM (xKK9v)

71 I hope Wes Welker catches a ton-o-passes tonight.

Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2013 04:35 PM (Rru72)

72 OK, ya got me, geschmoigel = what?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at November 24, 2013 04:37 PM (vHRtU)

73 I can't help but think that an earlier elbows thread might have helped the Giants pull off the comeback. What the hell good is a Titanium membership these days?

Posted by: real joe at November 24, 2013 04:37 PM (xXhgd)

74 The elbows that were covered on the Broncos cheerleader looked okay, but that face kinda scared me.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 24, 2013 04:37 PM (cK0tU)

75 So, how will the announcers decide who to blow tonight: Brady or Peyton? I'm gonna guess Brady.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 04:39 PM (DmNpO)

76 Fuck, Ridley!

Posted by: 404NFL at November 24, 2013 04:40 PM (xKK9v)

77 So, how will the announcers decide who to blow tonight: Brady or Peyton? I'm gonna guess Brady. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 08:39 PM (DmNpO) The mute button is my friend. Fumble for TD, Broncos!

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 04:40 PM (MpP9p)

78
Bwahahahahaha!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 24, 2013 04:40 PM (iGPSR)

79 Yippee!

1. Fake hair - Check.

2. Fake breastages - Check.

3. Washboard stomachs - Check.

4. Ass-less chaps - Check.

5. Football!!!!! - Checkity frigging CHECK!

Posted by: FYNQ at November 24, 2013 04:40 PM (8+xjO)

80
For every pretty cheerleader in the league, there's also a guy somewhere who must listen to one of her "during our dance routine, a geeky guy was looking at my ass" stories.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 24, 2013 04:41 PM (pJF+c)

81 Yeah, okay, now you can talk . . . sigh

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2013 04:41 PM (8lmkt)

82 Ridley is Tiki Barber before Tom Coughlin came to town and fixed him. Not sure why The Hoodie can't here.

Posted by: 404NFL at November 24, 2013 04:41 PM (xKK9v)

83 Well .. that was quick.

Posted by: toby928© at November 24, 2013 04:42 PM (QupBk)

84 Yeah, okay, now you can talk . . . sigh *** {{{Ahhhh}}}

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 04:42 PM (DmNpO)

85 o, how will the announcers decide who to blow tonight: Brady or Peyton?

I'm gonna guess Brady.

wrong! during the immediate pre-game, i was thinking, great, let's all get out our knee pads and worship Seyton. Grrrrrrrr.

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2013 04:43 PM (8lmkt)

86 It ain't over yet Peaches. Don't give up.

Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2013 04:43 PM (Rru72)

87 Peaches needs all the spare booze and bacon you can offer.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 04:44 PM (MpP9p)

88 Yes Peaches, don't give up. Remember, Tom might be Giselles bitch...but Peyton is Tom's bitch.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 24, 2013 04:45 PM (cK0tU)

89 *Shoves homemade cottage style bacon in USB for Peaches...*

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at November 24, 2013 04:45 PM (vHRtU)

90 In replay, it's really impressive how Tom Brady was able to slice through the blocking train to make the tackle and not touch anyone. It was like the blockers just ignored him.

Posted by: toby928© at November 24, 2013 04:45 PM (QupBk)

91 and the runner ignored him, but that goes without saying

Posted by: toby928© at November 24, 2013 04:46 PM (QupBk)

92 Some. asshole on the American Music Awards just did a libtard rant referencing Trayvon Martin and racism.. The next act was introduced by some babe showing major side cleavage, so I feel somewhat relieved

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 24, 2013 04:47 PM (b/lt+)

93 Rweally, you would think that by random chance at least one of the runners would have brushed him

Posted by: toby928© at November 24, 2013 04:47 PM (QupBk)

94
I repeat.

Bwhahahahaha.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 24, 2013 04:47 PM (iGPSR)

95 Fumble #2

Posted by: toby928© at November 24, 2013 04:47 PM (QupBk)

96 Some. asshole on the American Music Awards just did a libtard rant referencing Trayvon Martin and racism.. The next act was introduced by some babe showing major side cleavage, so I feel somewhat relieved Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 24, 2013 08:47 PM (b/lt+) Honey, why were you watching that? Personally, I'm watching two football games.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 04:48 PM (MpP9p)

97 Dang! Put some glue on their fingers.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 04:48 PM (DmNpO)

98 oh, fine, just kill me now

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2013 04:48 PM (8lmkt)

99 O.F.F.S.

Posted by: 404NFL at November 24, 2013 04:48 PM (xKK9v)

100 Pretty sure those are Carol Channing's dentures, though.

Lol.

This game is annoying me. Peyton can't get his TD record back from Goatfucker if the defense gets all the scores.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 24, 2013 04:48 PM (hO8IJ)

101 Well ... that was quick.

Posted by: toby928© at November 24, 2013 04:49 PM (QupBk)

102 wait, there's bacons!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2013 04:49 PM (8lmkt)

103 oh, fine, just kill me now Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2013 08:48 PM (8lmkt) *Looks at what's in the SO's bar* *Sends it to Peaches*

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 04:49 PM (MpP9p)

104 Christmas decorations are 90% complete. Late Thanksgiving means early decorating, plus we'll be out of town for actual Christmas, so I need my Christmas Spirit early.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 24, 2013 04:50 PM (eQJwb)

105 Two Patriot Obamacares already !?!

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at November 24, 2013 04:51 PM (4K/0Q)

106 The Broncos are treating the Patriots like how the Rams treated the Colts two weeks ago.

Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 24, 2013 04:51 PM (Z0Dbw)

107 Christmas decorations are 90% complete.

Okay, at least I'm not *that* guy . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2013 04:51 PM (8lmkt)

108 Christmas decorations are 90% complete.

I should probably take down my Halloween decorations.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 24, 2013 04:53 PM (hO8IJ)

109 Christmas decorations are 90% complete. Late Thanksgiving means early decorating, plus we'll be out of town for actual Christmas, so I need my Christmas Spirit early. Posted by: DC in Towson at November 24, 2013 08:50 PM (eQJwb) My parents put the Christmas tree up on Veterans Day weekend because my nephew wanted it. You're doing just fine.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 04:53 PM (MpP9p)

110 This looks like the kind of weather where you sneak up on people and thump their earlobes.

Posted by: toby928© at November 24, 2013 04:53 PM (QupBk)

111 What made the Giants-Cowboys even more painful was listening to Joe Buck and Troy Aikman blow Romo constantly. As an aside, has anyone ever noticed the goo-goo eyes Buck gives Aikman when ever the camera shows them? When Troy is speaking, Buck looks longingly at him the way a politician's wife looks at her husband when he's making a concession speech...

Posted by: JoeyBagels at November 24, 2013 04:53 PM (Usdw3)

112 I should probably take down my Halloween decorations. Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ at November 24, 2013 08:53 PM (hO8IJ) Someone in the neighborhood has their Halloween decorations still up.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 04:54 PM (MpP9p)

113 oh dear

Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 24, 2013 04:55 PM (Z0Dbw)

114 Three Obamacares!?!

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at November 24, 2013 04:55 PM (4K/0Q)

115 wow!

Posted by: 404NFL at November 24, 2013 04:55 PM (xKK9v)

116 We leave our Christmas decorations up all year. It's easier that way.

Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2013 04:55 PM (Rru72)

117 "Troy" and "Joe Buck"--there's a couple of circa-1970 bathhouse names...

Posted by: JoeyBagels at November 24, 2013 04:55 PM (Usdw3)

118
No way.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 24, 2013 04:55 PM (iGPSR)

119 Let's just go ahead and start a collection for Peaches. She might require therapy after this game.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 04:56 PM (DmNpO)

120 Fumble #3, though it looks like it should be down on contact since the unconscious guy's arm kind of flopped out and tough the recoverer.

Posted by: toby928© at November 24, 2013 04:56 PM (QupBk)

121 I have it on good authority that Costas drinks his own urine.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 24, 2013 04:56 PM (oFCZn)

122 We leave our Christmas decorations up all year. It's easier that way. Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2013 08:55 PM (Rru72) I won't disagree with you there. The problem is when you light them up too early or too late.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 04:56 PM (MpP9p)

123 touched

Posted by: toby928© at November 24, 2013 04:56 PM (QupBk)

124 need moar bacons . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2013 04:56 PM (8lmkt)

125 What about me?

Posted by: Advent at November 24, 2013 04:57 PM (tMTsS)

126 >>>Okay, at least I'm not *that* guy . . . There's a moronette around here I would like to quote: go fuck yaself, Peaches. By the way, how are the Pats doing?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 24, 2013 04:57 PM (eQJwb)

127 I have it on good authority that Costas drinks his own urine.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 24, 2013 08:56 PM (oFCZn)

bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2013 04:57 PM (8lmkt)

128

As an aside, has anyone ever noticed the goo-goo eyes Buck gives Aikman when ever the camera shows them? When Troy is speaking, Buck looks longingly at him the way a politician's wife looks at her husband when he's making a concession speech... Posted by: JoeyBagels at November 24, 2013 08:53 PM (Usdw3)

Yes, I've noticed that too. It's the way Chrissie Mathews looks at Obama. Aikman could say, offhandedly, "Wow, that was a great play and oh, BTW, Joe, I'm expecting a BJ from you after the game" and it would make Buck's night.

Posted by: Donna V. at November 24, 2013 04:57 PM (R3gO3)

129 What about me? Posted by: Advent at November 24, 2013 08:57 PM (tMTsS) Next Sunday!

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 04:58 PM (MpP9p)

130 I got some left, here ya go.

geschmoigel, what does it mean?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at November 24, 2013 04:58 PM (vHRtU)

131 toby called it

Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 24, 2013 04:58 PM (Z0Dbw)

132 Hi, Vendette! Off, Advent sock.

Posted by: Advent at November 24, 2013 04:58 PM (tMTsS)

133 I saw Buck giving Aikman the goo-goo eyes either last year or the year before. My gaydar alarm screamed.

Posted by: Jimbo at November 24, 2013 04:59 PM (V70Uh)

134 If I could, I'd take Peaches to the Grey Cup (aka. the CFL championship). She'd be a hit.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 04:59 PM (MpP9p)

135 That cheerleader has a Mr. Ed smile.

Posted by: Hillary at November 24, 2013 04:59 PM (MMC8r)

136 140. Shame.

Posted by: LadyS at November 24, 2013 05:00 PM (tMTsS)

137 Hi, Vendette! Off, Advent sock. Posted by: Advent at November 24, 2013 08:58 PM (tMTsS) Advent is coming up. You're dedicated.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 05:00 PM (MpP9p)

138 Fumble are just morale killers. It's barely half way through the first and I'm shouting FINISH HIM!!

Posted by: toby928© at November 24, 2013 05:00 PM (QupBk)

139 {{{The wonderful LadyS}}}

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 05:01 PM (MpP9p)

140 We leave the lights up all year, only plug them in after Thanksgiving. (Or to help the pizza delivery kid find our house.)

Gotta change them out this year, they've been up there a while.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at November 24, 2013 05:01 PM (82lr7)

141 Jesus, Im not sure the best way to beat the Broncos is to spot them 2 TDs. Has manning even been on the field yet.

Posted by: Jean at November 24, 2013 05:02 PM (CMlD4)

142 Ahh. {{{{{{Vendette}}}}}}}

Posted by: LadyS at November 24, 2013 05:02 PM (tMTsS)

143 Bob Crustas is the most vile talking head in sports. I will be unable to watch a lot of the Olympics because of him....

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at November 24, 2013 05:02 PM (vHRtU)

144 Google "Is Joe Buck gay?"

Apparently, it's not a secret.

Posted by: Jimbo at November 24, 2013 05:02 PM (V70Uh)

145 That cheerleader has a Mr. Ed smile. Posted by: Hillary ----------------------------- Wil-l-l-l-l-l-l bur-r-r-r-r-r.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 24, 2013 05:02 PM (4Mv1T)

146 I've said it before, and I'll say it again: LadyS is one of the classiest ladies you'll ever meet.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 05:03 PM (MpP9p)

147 She's wearing an actual Lace wig.

Posted by: Madamex at November 24, 2013 05:03 PM (islXR)

148 And I'm familiar with Joe Buck from listening to him ruin many Yankee-Red Sox Saturday afternoon games on FOX. He always sounds like he wants to blow David Ortiz.

Posted by: JoeyBagels at November 24, 2013 05:03 PM (Usdw3)

149 Ive heard that their isn't a sober person in a square mile of the Grey Cup, before kickoff.

Posted by: Jean at November 24, 2013 05:04 PM (CMlD4)

150 When Joe bucks,Troy aches, man.

Posted by: 404NFL at November 24, 2013 05:04 PM (xKK9v)

151 Hightower's a good Bama boy.

Posted by: toby928© at November 24, 2013 05:04 PM (QupBk)

152 Joe Buck is someone who knows he is where is because of his last name (isn't there a Chicago guy with the same situation?).

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 05:05 PM (MpP9p)

153 FG Denver, which is a victory of sorts for NE right now.

Posted by: toby928© at November 24, 2013 05:05 PM (QupBk)

154 Ive heard that their isn't a sober person in a square mile of the Grey Cup, before kickoff. Posted by: Jean at November 24, 2013 09:04 PM (CMlD4) Many square miles.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 05:05 PM (MpP9p)

155 154. Sadly, I was not likkerred up at the NoVaMoMee. Unlike now!

Posted by: LadyS at November 24, 2013 05:06 PM (tMTsS)

156
a 17 spot. whew.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 24, 2013 05:06 PM (iGPSR)

157 Bob Costas is the Walter Duranty of sportscasters.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 24, 2013 05:07 PM (KCvsd)

158 dallas almost choked, meh. I used to live in Arlington, and I used to be passionate about hating on the cowgirls, and their taxpayer funded stadium, and what about all the people that lost their homes? But I'm retired now and my perspective is changing, just can't summon any hate for those fucktards anymore.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at November 24, 2013 05:09 PM (kxSZr)

159

Did y'all see Dallas almost choke? They can't even choke right. They were on their way to yet another epic choke, then they choked on their choke, so they didn't choke.

This^^^

The boys can't even screw up correctly. JJ lost me when he trashed Tom Landry. I DO NOT CARE WHAT TOM'S RECORD WAS. HE DESEVERED BETTOR!

My apologies to the Horde for my rant. I return you to your regular programming.

Posted by: tbodie at November 24, 2013 05:09 PM (izPgb)

160 Ya but Duranty went both ways and Crustas is an angry bottom...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at November 24, 2013 05:09 PM (vHRtU)

161 Costas is starting to resemble a sponge that hasn't been wrung out.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 24, 2013 05:10 PM (oFCZn)

162 Patriots even fumbled the game clock.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 24, 2013 05:10 PM (hO8IJ)

163 154. Sadly, I was not likkerred up at the NoVaMoMee. Unlike now! Posted by: LadyS at November 24, 2013 09:06 PM (tMTsS) Doesn't matter. Having met you, you are someone who personifies class.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 05:10 PM (MpP9p)

164 Sadly, I was not likkerred up at the NoVaMoMee. Unlike now! Posted by: LadyS

I need to travel to meetup so I can drink heavily without having to drive home to the wife and kids.

Posted by: Jean at November 24, 2013 05:11 PM (CMlD4)

165 Ha. "Joe Buck" is the name of Jon Voight's gay hustler in Midnight Cowboy. Just looked it up,

Posted by: JoeyBagels at November 24, 2013 05:11 PM (Usdw3)

166 We might see a double digit sack total tonight

Posted by: Jean at November 24, 2013 05:12 PM (CMlD4)

167 Had to break for dinner. I hope they can keep the lights on so we can finish the game as it looks good so far.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 05:12 PM (1Y+hH)

168 I can't watch the Olympics because of Costas sucking up to every commie and thug-o-crat regime which enslaves children into becoming top athletes at government camps. He has always been a snide anti-American fuckwit and now that he is big into gun control and other political rants, anything featuring him is dead to me. Having the anti-talent Oberdouche back in sportscasting is another problem. Only the MFM could view someone with a history of being a ratings bombing incompetent fired from every job they've ever had as "a talented asset".

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 24, 2013 05:13 PM (KCvsd)

169 Posted by: LadyS at November 24, 2013 09:06 PM (tMTsS) Doesn't matter. Having met you, you are someone who personifies class. Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 09:10 PM (MpP9p) P.S. I am serious. It was the first thing I thought when I met you and it carried on throughout the evening.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 05:15 PM (MpP9p)

170 Only the MFM could view someone with a history of being a ratings bombing incompetent fired from every job they've ever had as "a talented asset". Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 24, 2013 09:13 PM (KCvsd) Hi!

Posted by: Katie Couric at November 24, 2013 05:15 PM (oFCZn)

171 In deference to Peaches I will try to refrain from using some of our more colorful nicknames for the Pats.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 05:17 PM (1Y+hH)

172
I'm still mad about being cut by the Patriots. I went to summer camp, performed well, and thought I would be offered a contract.

But nooooooo! The coach said I performed linebacker duties well with great speed, but he believes I have slow hands. This is very upsetting because I've always prided myself with good racket and ball control.

This was my third time to try out, with the first two with the Dolphins. So after three attempts to join the NFL, the handwriting is on the wall.

I will remain even tempered, and provide a lot of goodwill for the opportunity, but in the end, all those arrogant sum'bitches can just go fuck themselves.

Posted by: Serena Williams at November 24, 2013 05:19 PM (pJF+c)

173 Thank you PM .. fuck up those cheaters.

Posted by: grease monkey at November 24, 2013 05:20 PM (qQk+U)

174 Everything SCOAMF touches fails.

http://t.co/5VQ6lOxaGZ

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 24, 2013 05:22 PM (hO8IJ)

175 Vendette, you must get to know me better! Jean and I have the same idea for the next meet-up. BTW, Jean was the only other soda drinker at the Mo Mee. Despite that, he was really great.

Posted by: LadyS at November 24, 2013 05:22 PM (tMTsS)

176 He likes 'em young...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at November 24, 2013 05:22 PM (vHRtU)

177 Dallas has nothing on the choke compared to KC.

KC Chokes: All your chokes belong to us.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at November 24, 2013 05:23 PM (9u2hL)

178 after reading my rant I think I may have been too subtle. Tom Landry was a GREAT coach. Jerry Jones (JJ) is a douce. Just wanted to be clear.

Posted by: tbodie at November 24, 2013 05:25 PM (izPgb)

179 At this rate, it may be Peaches that comes up with the most coloful nicknames for the Patriots.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 05:25 PM (1Y+hH)

180

Lotta cracks about the cheerleader. Has anyone noticed what's behind her?

Out of focus, to be sure, but WT...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at November 24, 2013 05:25 PM (OJn3e)

181 Thank you LadyS; I was a night I should have been drinking - had to fire someone that afternoon.

Posted by: Jean at November 24, 2013 05:25 PM (CMlD4)

182 Who greased the footballs up tonight.

Posted by: Jean at November 24, 2013 05:26 PM (CMlD4)

183 Anybody butt fumble yet?

No?

Just me, for all eternity, huh. *sigh*

Posted by: Mark Sanchez at November 24, 2013 05:27 PM (xKK9v)

184 It's freezing with high wind. If the ball is frozen it is like a rock.

Posted by: Madamex at November 24, 2013 05:27 PM (islXR)

185 Who greased the footballs up tonight. *** It's just the cold weather. New Englanders aren't used to cold weather. Right?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 05:28 PM (DmNpO)

186 Everything SCOAMF touches fails. The way I see it, it's: "Gay teen activist charged with sex crimes against a 14-yr-old boy is honored by Obama"

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2013 05:28 PM (FcR7P)

187 It's freezing with high wind. If the ball is frozen it is like a rock. **** HAHAHAHAHHAHAA!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 05:28 PM (DmNpO)

188 Since thread is so quiet, what happened to Stuck on Stupid?

Posted by: Madamex at November 24, 2013 05:28 PM (islXR)

189 188. Speaks well of your self-control. Firing is awful on both sides. I'd have been sloshed and navigating the bus back to our mutual neck of the NoVa wood.

Posted by: LadyS at November 24, 2013 05:28 PM (tMTsS)

190 >>>Who greased the footballs up tonight.<<<

Oh no, they got into my private collection. That explains things.

Posted by: Bob Costas at November 24, 2013 05:29 PM (xKK9v)

191 Since thread is so quiet, what happened to Stuck on Stupid? Posted by: Madamex at November 24, 2013 09:28 PM (islXR) I think he quit posting at some point.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 05:30 PM (MpP9p)

192
It's no wonder they're dropping passes because it's colder than Hillary's cooch.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 24, 2013 05:30 PM (pJF+c)

193 They let Welker go to keep the murderer, Hernandez happy. Payback is a bitch.

Posted by: Madamex at November 24, 2013 05:30 PM (islXR)

194 It's no wonder they're dropping passes because it's colder than Hillary's cooch. *** Because it's never before been cold for a NE game.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 05:32 PM (DmNpO)

195 That cheerleader up there, I blame chemtrails. You see, Denver is at high elevation and closer to the bad stuff. It'll eat your face off Jim.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 05:32 PM (1Y+hH)

196 But her hair is perfect,,,

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at November 24, 2013 05:33 PM (vHRtU)

197 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 09:32 PM (DmNpO) It's really shocking the change in weather today. BAM, 20 with wind.

Posted by: Madamex at November 24, 2013 05:33 PM (islXR)

198 Because it's never before been cold for a NE game.

RFK Jr says winter is nothing but a memory from the past, and it's all the fault of Dick Cheney.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 24, 2013 05:33 PM (hO8IJ)

199 I lol'd. Hard.
http://t.co/7Pqwdq7C63

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 24, 2013 05:35 PM (hO8IJ)

200 Ahem Still in first H8rs

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 24, 2013 05:35 PM (wPCF5)

201 205 RFK Jr says winter is nothing but a memory from the past, and it's all the fault of Dick Cheney. Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ at November 24, 2013 09:33 PM (hO8IJ) RFKjr company got that nice green stimulus money. I think a billion, then out of business. His high lifestyle is dependent on a false climate meme.

Posted by: Madamex at November 24, 2013 05:36 PM (islXR)

202 I thought the Joe Buck Club was some movie about Asian women?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 24, 2013 05:37 PM (JlX6q)

203 Posted by: OG Celtic-American *tips hat*

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 05:37 PM (1Y+hH)

204 Al Gore will be appearing at tonight's game. It's why despite having steam heat and normally being in the high 90s in my Boston condo during winter -IT IS FRICKEN COLD TONIGHT! 23 degrees + sea breeze+ wind gusts 40mph+ =OMFG COLD!

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at November 24, 2013 05:38 PM (KCvsd)

205 I lol'd. Hard. http://t.co/7Pqwdq7C63 *** HA!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 05:39 PM (DmNpO)

206 It's a rout.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 24, 2013 05:40 PM (eQJwb)

207 24-0

Posted by: toby928© at November 24, 2013 05:40 PM (QupBk)

208 Thank you LadyS; I was a night I should have been drinking - had to fire someone that afternoon.

Posted by: Jean at November 24, 2013 09:25 PM (CMlD4)

Jean, very tough situation. NOT your fault. Hang in there.

Posted by: tbodie at November 24, 2013 05:40 PM (izPgb)

209 Just retweeted into my TL http://t.co/mKwf1TWvyK

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 05:42 PM (DmNpO)

210 JJ lost me when he trashed Tom Landry I agree. I'm a big SF fan and have always hated Dallas, but I felt bad for Landry, he deserved to be treated a lot better than what he got from Jones.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 24, 2013 05:44 PM (fd0Pp)

211 Speaks well of your self-control. Firing is awful on both sides. I'd have been sloshed and navigating the bus back to our mutual neck of the NoVa wood. Posted by: LadyS

Guy had worked with us almost a decade, but he sorta forced it.

Posted by: Jean at November 24, 2013 05:45 PM (CMlD4)

212 The Saskachewan Roughriders will win the Grey Cup on their home field. The province will take a least a week to recover.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 05:45 PM (MpP9p)

213 JJ lost me when he trashed Tom Landry I agree. I'm a big SF fan and have always hated Dallas, but I felt bad for Landry, he deserved to be treated a lot better than what he got from Jones. *** You'll find a lot of company in that sentiment.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 05:46 PM (DmNpO)

214

206 I lol'd. Hard. http://t.co/7Pqwdq7C63 Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ at November 24, 2013 09:35 PM (hO8IJ)

That's hilarious, thanks!

Posted by: Donna V. at November 24, 2013 05:46 PM (R3gO3)

215 Pardon me for a few. Something just crawled out of the refrigerator and it took both barrels and the cleaver to put it down. I need to clean up a bit.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at November 24, 2013 05:46 PM (vHRtU)

216 Well, playing in Denver has toughened Peyton up for playing in cold. Did TFG express admiration for someone on the Patriots or what though?

Posted by: PaleRider at November 24, 2013 05:47 PM (FYUWS)

217 Did you see that snap? That punter had great hands. The wind must be Brutal

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 05:48 PM (1Y+hH)

218 The Saskachewan Roughriders will win the Grey Cup on their home field. The province will take a least a week to recover. Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 09:45 PM (MpP9p) I am ashamed. Saskatchewan Roughriders.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 05:48 PM (MpP9p)

219 Brady doesn't even look like he wants to be there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 24, 2013 05:50 PM (iGPSR)

220 Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 09:48 PM (MpP9p) Just blame Pixy, no one will notice.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 05:50 PM (1Y+hH)

221 And, now, a moment of thought process to realize that the NFL was bound and determined to have a Super Bowl in NY/NJ in February. Nope, no issues with weather in that scenario!! That game could make this game seem tropical. And my team could end up in that game.

Posted by: dwagyak at November 24, 2013 05:50 PM (Xg5nt)

222 And, now, a moment of thought process to realize that the NFL was bound and determined to have a Super Bowl in NY/NJ in February. Nope, no issues with weather in that scenario!! That game could make this game seem tropical. And my team could end up in that game. *** In honor of 9/11!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 05:51 PM (DmNpO)

223 ONT up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 05:53 PM (DmNpO)

224 And, now, a moment of thought process to realize that the NFL was bound and determined to have a Super Bowl in NY/NJ in February. Nope, no issues with weather in that scenario!! That game could make this game seem tropical.

As it should be, Buffalo and GreenBay need the honor as well.

Posted by: Jean at November 24, 2013 05:56 PM (CMlD4)

225 I understand having the 'honor', but am NOT in favor of handing out 'participation ribbons' so that the game that supposedly showcases the top 2 teams can be played under crippling weather conditions. Yes, football plays in inclement weather. I get that. Fog, rain, snow, etc. But do you really think people are going to be glued to Super Bowl being played like the game that is being played right now? Is this a true measure of the ability of either team? Why, yes it is. If you are basing everything on who knows how to handle frozen things and the luck of the fumble bounce. And I'm a big Peyton Manning fan. But this isn't any sort of Manning/Brady showdown. And for the NFL to seek out bad weather for it's biggest game is folly.

Posted by: dwagyak at November 24, 2013 06:16 PM (Xg5nt)

226 As it should be, Buffalo and GreenBay need the honor as well.

Not enough Vegas-style strip clubs or five-diamond hotels for the rich people who come in for "the experience." That's why the Jax SB was a bust, and why they prefer Miami/New Orleans. Unless TV has been lying to me for forty years, NY/NJ will just fine.

Indy lost their first bid b/c they didn't have enough high-end sleaze or luxurious accommodations Once the JW Marriot and a couple "art hotels" got built and they had good plans to turn public spaces into temporary clubs for private celeb parties (the baseball diamond trucked in sand for a bikini beach party), they won the bid.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 24, 2013 06:18 PM (hO8IJ)

227 And for the NFL to seek out bad weather for it's biggest game is folly.

They can play the game anywhere, and the fans of the teams will show up and watch.

It's not the fans of the teams they want flying in for the weekend.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 24, 2013 06:23 PM (hO8IJ)

228 And Heather is correct again.

Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2013 06:26 PM (Rru72)

229
Well turnabout is fair play I guess.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 24, 2013 06:33 PM (iGPSR)

230 Just so ya know....

Tony Romo's comprehensive choke policy was canceled by Obamacare.

Posted by: Dominari Nolo at November 24, 2013 06:40 PM (Em374)

231 "They can play the game anywhere, and the fans of the teams will show up and watch." Oh, absolutely. That's a given. But the NFL is less and less concerned with catering to who is there in person and VERY concerned/conscious about it's TV product. And all the Super Bowl run-up stuff will be just fine. But I don't know how many non-fans-of-whoevers-teams-are-involved are going to be glued to watching a game on TV where the weather is so obviously crippling the usual abilities of the teams. I see lots of TV homes/casual football fans watching the first quarter/first half and turning to something else (maybe checking in for a minute later on). I'm sitting here feeling cheated that I can't watch Peyton and Tom go at it. But I know that can happen during regular season scheduling. But I will remain mystified that the NFL wants to start cold-weather-probable open air Super Bowl sites. But we shall find out!

Posted by: dwagyak at November 24, 2013 06:43 PM (Xg5nt)

232 And, on cue, NE has comeback to take the lead. Well, there's playing in 'cold' and playing in 'frozen' - looks like Tom has the 'frozen' option thing figured out. Rats.

Posted by: dwagyak at November 24, 2013 07:10 PM (Xg5nt)

233 OK, but this game is badass right now. The reason NFL is so popular is that on any given Sunday...

Posted by: scottst at November 24, 2013 07:38 PM (Fp9Vt)

234 Broncos drive to tie was epic. The 2nd and 20 toss to 84 was a pass most QBs would be fired for.

And the punt.

Posted by: scottst at November 24, 2013 07:40 PM (Fp9Vt)

235 The two teams have exchanged punts inside the two minute warning and no one is watching this sh1t?

East Coast Bias!

Posted by: scottst at November 24, 2013 07:44 PM (Fp9Vt)

236 Tom Brady. EndZone.

No.

OT.

Posted by: scottst at November 24, 2013 07:45 PM (Fp9Vt)

237 Where is the Gronk love tonight?

Morons all went to bed too early. Game was never over.

And Tom Brady. What can you say?

http://tinyurl.com/mrtrl2k

Posted by: scottst at November 24, 2013 08:02 PM (Fp9Vt)

238 I've been watching. That second half got very interesting. My dad is glued to the screen right now.

Posted by: Dr Alice at November 24, 2013 08:08 PM (DUL5L)

239 Brady fans know better - Pats are never out of it until the game is over! Pats win in overtime. Love Edelman, Gronk, the kicking game, the defense and TOM BRADY!!!!!! Too bad morons went to bed.

Posted by: MAM at November 24, 2013 08:39 PM (A6Bqs)

240 Speaking of choke, it's about time to mention the Giants QB has super bowl rings but for some reason he don't choke. He just sucks. Suck it, Eli! And your brother too.

Posted by: Case at November 24, 2013 09:28 PM (jhRZ+)

241 The morning tears of all the Patriot haters who went to sleep last night at halftime snug and secure in their taunts taste sweet to me like nectar of the gods.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at November 25, 2013 05:04 AM (+keQj)

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