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March 27, 2013

Lawsuit? Sean Penn's Son Plagiarizes Alec Baldwin
— Ace

Intellectual property.

Posted by: Ace at 08:40 AM | Comments (240)
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1 He bred?

Posted by: Jean at March 27, 2013 08:42 AM (XwRIg)

Intellectual property?

Case dismissed for lack of evidence.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 27, 2013 08:42 AM (IDSI7)

The kid's name is "Hopper?"

I'd be an uncouth asshole, too, if my parents had given me a name as stupid as that. Right, Piers Morgan?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 27, 2013 08:42 AM (4df7R)

4 Well ya know the old saying: The shit doesn't fall far from the asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2013 08:43 AM (9Bj8R)

5 so is Hooper spawn of Material Gal or Spawn of Robin(seldom) Wright?

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 08:43 AM (LRFds)

6 The turd doesn't fall far from the horse's ass.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 27, 2013 08:43 AM (IDSI7)

7 4 beat me to it!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 27, 2013 08:44 AM (IDSI7)

8 Ace brings the smart and the funny.

Posted by: madamex at March 27, 2013 08:44 AM (+kvQd)

9 Well ya know the old saying: The shit doesn't fall far from the asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2013 12:43 PM (9Bj8R)

What if you shit over the side of a cliff?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 27, 2013 08:44 AM (4df7R)

10 Hopper Penn. Even his name is douchey.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2013 08:44 AM (lVPtV)

11 Meh. They'll butthump & make up. It's the leftist way.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2013 08:44 AM (GFM2b)

12 In Soviet Russia, cliff shits on you!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 27, 2013 08:45 AM (vN7SY)

13 I am not a coon.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 27, 2013 08:45 AM (wbmaj)

14 Kid's as ugly on the outside as the inside.

And where, or where, did he learn such language? Hmmm?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2013 08:45 AM (lVPtV)

15 so is Hooper spawn of Material Gal or Spawn of Robin(seldom) Wright?

Madonna doesn't breed with Americans.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 27, 2013 08:45 AM (/kI1Q)

16 Nonsense. Sean Penn invented punching paparazzi. If anything Ballwin is infringing on the family tradition.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2013 08:45 AM (TOk1P)

17 I'll sue. How does a white man get a job as a photographer under these circumstances?!?

Posted by: M. Murcek at March 27, 2013 08:46 AM (GJUgF)

18 Well ya know the old saying: The shit doesn't fall far from the asshole Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2013 12:43 PM (9Bj8R) What if you shit over the side of a cliff? Dingleberries?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2013 08:46 AM (GFM2b)

19 Perhaps he is another student of Professor Poole, orally stomping on that which he holds dear.

Posted by: USA at March 27, 2013 08:46 AM (RIg+t)

20 Since I didn't get to read the previous post with all the others, I'll comment here. Well done Ace! That takedown of the ignorant "professor" and his "university" was quick, clear, and classic.

Posted by: dogfish at March 27, 2013 08:46 AM (NuPNl)

If it's Alec Baldwin, can it really be considered "intellectual" property?

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at March 27, 2013 08:46 AM (YYJjz)

If Penn was trying to honor Dennis Hopper, he fucked that up, too.

Cheese and crackers, are all Leftards idiots? /rhetorical

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 27, 2013 08:46 AM (+z4pE)

23 It's not like he said something bad like "maccacca".

Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2013 08:47 AM (u2a4R)

24 What if you shit over the side of a cliff?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 27, 2013 12:44 PM (4df7R)

Then the asshole won't fall far from the shit.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 27, 2013 08:47 AM (AWmfW)

25 Apparently named after family friend Dennis Hopper.

Yeah....I know.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2013 08:47 AM (KXm42)

26 "Out of the heart, the mouth speaks."

I'm feeling all Biblical today.

Posted by: mama winger at March 27, 2013 08:47 AM (P6QsQ)

27 9 MWR,

well then one well placed kick would have spared us "Milk"......

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 08:48 AM (LRFds)

28 C'mon Ace, Hopper was just angling for a job with The Onion.

What? We were all thinking it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 27, 2013 08:48 AM (da5Wo)

29 Hooper? What kind of stupid name is that?

Posted by: dantesed at March 27, 2013 08:48 AM (eZy9e)

30 15 Ms Radish,

good thing Spicolli is from Mars then eh?

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 08:48 AM (LRFds)

31 29 Hooper? What kind of stupid name is that?

It's "Hopper."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2013 08:49 AM (lVPtV)

32 Sean Penn looks really haggard--worse than usual if that's at all possible. He looks like a homeless drug addict.

Posted by: tasker at March 27, 2013 08:49 AM (r2PLg)

33 Hopper Penn reuses the same tired bigoted insults as Alec Baldwin? No way! I thought they were part of the creative class. Also, the only possible thing that could make Penn Jr. look like more of a douche would be finding out his middle name is Massengill.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 27, 2013 08:49 AM (1oZmp)

34 Might as well call him Pooper.

Posted by: dantesed at March 27, 2013 08:49 AM (eZy9e)

35 31 Jane D'oh,

Hooper says I

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 08:49 AM (LRFds)

36 Dennis should sue for copyright impairment, he give crazy a bad name

Posted by: Jean at March 27, 2013 08:49 AM (sTfkB)

37 The nuclear exchange was all caught on tape ... Hopper gets up in the photog's face, pushing him, then says, "F*** you ... you're a f***ing f***ot ... shut up you f***ing n***er."

Libtards. Gotta love their tolerance and open-mindedness.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 27, 2013 08:50 AM (8ZskC)

Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
Jeff Spicoli: What for?
Brad Hamilton: You need money.
Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 27, 2013 08:50 AM (wbmaj)

39 Will Sean Penn's other sons - Crapper and Pooper - defend their brother?

Posted by: Craig Poe at March 27, 2013 08:50 AM (BVkEs)

40 32 Sean Penn looks really haggard--worse than usual if that's at all possible.

Baling out a boat with a red plastic Dixie cup will do that to you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2013 08:50 AM (lVPtV)

Attention Ace! From the sidebar at the link:

Plus, Jay-Z gets called out for dissing legendary singer/songwriter Paul Anka.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 27, 2013 08:51 AM (+z4pE)

42 Damn, I need glasses.

Posted by: dantesed at March 27, 2013 08:52 AM (eZy9e)

43 3 The kid's name is "Hopper?" I'd be an uncouth asshole, too, if my parents had given me a name as stupid as that. Right, Piers Morgan? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 27, 2013 12:42 PM (4df7R) __________________ Maybe they name their kids after where they were concieved. "Piers" where his mother welcomed the Navy and...in the "Hopper"...

Posted by: tasker at March 27, 2013 08:52 AM (r2PLg)

44 Wait a minute are we calling Paul Anka a legend now?

lolno

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2013 08:52 AM (KXm42)

45 Oops-figures I misspelled conceived.

Posted by: tasker at March 27, 2013 08:52 AM (r2PLg)

46 If he's naming kids after his idols, shouldn't there be a Fidel Penn?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 27, 2013 08:53 AM (8ZskC)

47 Look, these people are liberals. They voted for Obama, for God's sake! They can't possibly be bigoted. The rules don't apply.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 27, 2013 08:53 AM (T0NGe)

48 Anybody who puts an i after a c gets the barrel by God.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2013 08:54 AM (KXm42)

49 40 32 Sean Penn looks really haggard--worse than usual if that's at all possible. Baling out a boat with a red plastic Dixie cup will do that to you. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2013 12:50 PM (lVPtV) ___________________ Smoking the Dixie Cup. Man he looks awful--the video should come with a warning.

Posted by: tasker at March 27, 2013 08:54 AM (r2PLg)

50 Maybe he will name his next kid Tennis Ball.

Posted by: dantesed at March 27, 2013 08:54 AM (eZy9e)

51 46 Mark my words, there will be a Hugo, either adopted or a grandchild.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 27, 2013 08:54 AM (1oZmp)

52 31 29
Hooper? What kind of stupid name is that?

It's "Hopper."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2013 12:49 PM
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Oh..., well, OK then...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2013 08:54 AM (aDwsi)

If he's naming kids after his idols, shouldn't there be a Fidel Penn?

Or a Vladimir? IIRC, Sean's dad was a big-time commie.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 27, 2013 08:54 AM (+z4pE)

Maybe he can buy an island and call it Penn State.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 27, 2013 08:54 AM (wbmaj)

55 He adds, "I deeply regret my choice of words.Â”

If any n***ers or f**king f***ots were offended, that is.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 27, 2013 08:55 AM (8ZskC)

Sean Penn looks really haggard--worse than usual if that's at all possible.

He's in mourning that Hugo scratched the cue ball.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 27, 2013 08:55 AM (IDSI7)

57 50 Maybe he will name his next kid Tennis Ball.
Posted by: dantesed at March 27, 2013 12:54 PM
====
After Moon Unit Zappa, what is left? All of the good names have been used.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2013 08:55 AM (aDwsi)

58 And illiterate, too: "Hopper tells TMZ his side of the story is ... 'I was accosted by paparazzi and made to feel like an animal - threatened and under attack, but that does not condone my own actions.'" Perhaps he means excuse.

Posted by: USA at March 27, 2013 08:56 AM (RIg+t)

59 The lefts mask drops once again.

He is the surprised look on my face -_-

Posted by: Attila at March 27, 2013 08:56 AM (Cs2tJ)

60 I'd be an uncouth asshole, too, if my parents had given me a name as stupid as that. Right, Piers Morgan? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 27, 2013 12:42 PM (4df7R) Piers Morgan's real name: Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan (born Piers Stefan O'Meara)

Posted by: alex® at March 27, 2013 08:56 AM (TT/cW)

61 #55 What are the words he didn't choose?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 27, 2013 08:56 AM (wbmaj)

62 These lefties love them some racism, no?

Posted by: nikkolai at March 27, 2013 08:56 AM (CjDvA)

63 Give him credit, he hasn't punched a woman yet. Has he?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2013 08:57 AM (lVPtV)

64 62 These lefties love them some racism, no?

Si.

Posted by: Attila at March 27, 2013 08:57 AM (Cs2tJ)

65 56 Sean Penn looks really haggard--worse than usual if that's at all possible. He's in mourning that Hugo scratched the cue ball. Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 27, 2013 12:55 PM (IDSI7) _______________ That explains it. He's been sacrificing showers ever since.

Posted by: tasker at March 27, 2013 08:57 AM (r2PLg)

66 In the 'way worse than you remember it" category for today I give you...

http://youtu.be/oani3-RDvHw

Silent Running(1972)

Shave the whales...

11 years ago there wasn't a single tree on the planet

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 08:57 AM (LRFds)

Maybe he will name his next kid Tennis Ball.

Posted by: dantesed at March 27, 2013 12:54 PM (eZy9e)

"Condom," if a boy. "Diarrhea," if a girl.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 27, 2013 08:57 AM (IDSI7)

68 63 Give him credit, he hasn't punched a woman yet. Has he?

Not that I'm aware of. Just a garden variety racial slur. No biggie.

Posted by: Attila at March 27, 2013 08:58 AM (Cs2tJ)

69 It's Hooper, Big Bird. Hooper!

Posted by: Mr Hooper at March 27, 2013 08:58 AM (Ec6wH)

70 58 USA,

hey he is a genius just like my son...

//AlGore

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 08:58 AM (LRFds)

71 Ace, every watch Epic Rap Battles of History? One of the best things on youtube. Gandhi vs MLK was good. Adam vs Eve was really funny. So was Easter Bunny vs Genghis Khan. Hitler vs Darth Vader was the best. So nice they did it twice.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 27, 2013 08:58 AM (ZPrif)

72 Why do you ask, Fucking Dog?

Posted by: Disembodied Punchlines at March 27, 2013 08:58 AM (8ZskC)

Give him credit, he hasn't punched a woman yet. Has he?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2013 12:57 PM (lVPtV)

He's afraid to.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 27, 2013 08:59 AM (IDSI7)

Just another overprivileged punk teenager.

Posted by: looking closely at March 27, 2013 08:59 AM (yN1az)

75 Also, Brittney Griner is a dude. As in, genetically, chromosomally, a dude. Why do we let biological men play women's sports?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 27, 2013 08:59 AM (ZPrif)

76 This one is a bad one It's no lie ... in this altered atmosphere we get into the battle room ~ MICHAEL PENN - BATTLE ROOM LYRICS

Posted by: qualia at March 27, 2013 09:00 AM (XYSwB)

77 Why do we let biological men play women's sports? Why do we elevate them to cabinet positions?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 27, 2013 09:00 AM (Ec6wH)

Why do we elevate them to cabinet positions?

Or appoint them to the Supreme Court? Or have them run Homeland Security?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 27, 2013 09:01 AM (IDSI7)

79 The shock here is that someone thinks Alec baldwin did something worth stealing.

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2013 09:01 AM (I2LwF)

80 Alec Baldwin. Intellectual Property. Non-Sequitur.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 27, 2013 09:01 AM (zNKmn)

81 I Am Sam.. There. I said it.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 27, 2013 09:01 AM (wbmaj)

82 And where, or where, did he learn such language? Hmmm?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2013 12:45 PM (lVPtV)

Rap music.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 27, 2013 09:02 AM (6H6o8)

83 81 I Am Sam.. There. I said it.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 27, 2013 01:01 PM (wbmaj

Well, someone had to.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2013 09:02 AM (lVPtV)

84 I will be the first to spud the Ice here at the lake prior to Breaking open The Ginger Flavored Brandy, the Cheese Sandwiches and the Euker Deck.. The N word will become quite fashionable and stylish again..

Posted by: clemenza at March 27, 2013 09:02 AM (HMQ8k)

85 81 4th VA,

yeah it was a tough role....

Spicolli acting like a tard...

real fucking stretch...

it'd be a lot like me having to reach down deep to play an overcommenting insane assholish internet poster....

oh wait

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 09:02 AM (LRFds)

86 Does putting links in the "URL:" hole still work? I put one in there. It's irony-related...if you're still operating under the delusion that "racist" means anything other than you guys.

"Law enforcement sources tell us, officers asked what happened ... but the photog said it was just a verbal argument, and he didn't want to press charges."

Knows his place. Good N-word. If he'd said, "Yeah I do want to press charges against this famous dude who just assaulted me in front of you, officer," the cop would have shot him in the face and put a kilo of crack up his dead ass.

Posted by: oblig. at March 27, 2013 09:03 AM (cePv8)

He never came out of character: "i am sam" is a 2001 American drama film written and directed by Jessie Nelson, and starring Sean Penn as a father with a developmental disability.

Disability? Extreme lefty.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 27, 2013 09:03 AM (wbmaj)

88 OT, but the GOP has changed. Seriously.

This quarter has been about fresh beginnings for our party.

Last week, we laid out big plans to revamp our voter contact and early vote strategies, change the way the primary and convention processes work, and overhaul our digital strategy. And that just scratches the surface.

We are ready to change the way our party does businesses, but we cannot do it alone.

Just send it some coin and help it complete this painful but needed process.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 27, 2013 09:03 AM (8ZskC)

89 32 Sean Penn looks really haggard--worse than usual if that's at all possible.

He looks like a homeless drug addict.

Posted by: tasker at March 27, 2013 12:49 PM (r2PLg)

Well, he was headed to his doctor's office....

Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 27, 2013 09:03 AM (X6akg)

90

Hopper is down with tha Black Man's Struggle. He saw Malibu's Most Wanted twice.

Posted by: Rap smear at March 27, 2013 09:03 AM (Opo0Q)

91 But for the double standards the left always plays against the right, I have to ask why bug the shit out of people going to see a doctor? They may have a lot on their minds.

Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 27, 2013 09:04 AM (2U4NN)

92 O/T Over at Big Hollywood, a neighbor of teh Bieber claims he was assaulted by the little f*cker.

Who in their right mind would admit that the Bieb whipped their ass? I'm picturing a hissy slap-fight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2013 09:04 AM (lVPtV)

93 erg is so conflicted on this one. He thought straight libs were cool with his lifestyle.

They hate you erg.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2013 09:04 AM (KXm42)

94 "I'm a good father, and you're a pig. I don't give a shit. Good father. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you thoughtless pain in the ass? AIDA. Get mad you daughter-of-a-bitch. Get mad. You know what it takes to answer my call? It takes brass balls to answer my call. Go and do likewise. The phone is ringing, you pick it up, it's yours, you don't, I got no sympathy for you. I'd wish you good luck, but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. You better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me. Pig. Oh, also, tell your mother I said "Go fuck yourself." This is Dad, ring me back when you get a chance." Pure poetry

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 09:05 AM (fWAjv)

95 Shanghai Express. It was hard ---but I said it.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 27, 2013 09:05 AM (wbmaj)

96 Don't feel sorry for the pap, that little out burst made him a mint.

Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 27, 2013 09:05 AM (2U4NN)

97 But for the double standards the left always plays against the right, I have to ask why bug the shit out of people going to see a doctor?

Yeah, I know every time I'm preoccupied with something weighty, I lay the "n" word on any available brother pretty heavily.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 27, 2013 09:05 AM (8ZskC)

98 So I see ace has updated the post with one of those drugs bad PSAs and that made me think of your brain on drugs and now I want bacon. Mmmmm. Bacon.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 27, 2013 09:06 AM (VtjlW)

99 Sean's son apparently called a photographer a bad word today...sort of a dried guano chip off the old pile.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky Loves Florida Gulf Coast basketball at March 27, 2013 09:06 AM (baL2B)

100 Ace: O/T. Have you ever considered compiling your writings into a book or something you can make big bucks from? Because, seriously, you are an *exceptional* writer and thinker. Case in point: your previous post. Not trying to suck up, but I've been thinking this for a while now.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 27, 2013 09:07 AM (6zgse)

101

Why do we let biological men play women's sports?

Because to do otherwise is an offense to personhood. As we all know, social constructs such as male and female exist solely for the oppression of gender realization, a leftover from the male patriarchy that has proven so destructive of gender normalization throughout history. No person should be denied their true selves, whether that self is traditionally viewed as a man or a womyn by the unenlightened knuckle-draggers who inhabit the interior of the country who cling bitterly to their guns and Bibles in the face of a new Progressive Utopia.

Free teh chromosomes!!!1!!!

/M. Cloggenstein. Brattleborough, MA 0U812

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 27, 2013 09:07 AM (+z4pE)

102 @ 98 you chicks are sooo visual...just hold me...

Posted by: clemenza at March 27, 2013 09:07 AM (HMQ8k)

103 It would be funny if Bieber turned out to be a badass.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2013 09:07 AM (KXm42)

104 Have you ever considered compiling your writings into a book or something you can make big bucks from? Because, seriously, you are an *exceptional* writer and thinker.

Now you've done it.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 27, 2013 09:07 AM (8ZskC)

105

#91

I think what's at issue here is the response to the provocation, not the provocation.

Fully stipulating that these paparazzi really deserve to have their asses physically kicked, its still not a constructive response, and one would think by this point both Penn and his (barely) adult son ought to know that.

Posted by: looking closely at March 27, 2013 09:08 AM (yN1az)

106 Just send it some coin and help it complete this painful but needed process. Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 27, 2013 01:03 PM (8ZskC) Oh, I've sent some boxes along, not to worry.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 27, 2013 09:08 AM (VtjlW)

107 So I see ace has updated the post with one of those drugs bad PSAs and that made me think of your brain on drugs and now I want bacon.

Mmmmm. Bacon.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 27, 2013 01:06 PM (VtjlW)

Don't tempt me AtC I have 3 lbs of bacon in my fridge for easter and I don't want to break into it now!

Posted by: tsrblke at March 27, 2013 09:08 AM (GaqMa)

108 Who can forget Sean Penn's great work as Groovin' Larry in Beaver Trilogy?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2013 09:09 AM (lVPtV)

109 94 "I'm a good father, and you're a pig. I don't give a shit. Good father. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you thoughtless pain in the ass? AIDA. Get mad you daughter-of-a-bitch. Get mad. You know what it takes to answer my call? It takes brass balls to answer my call. Go and do likewise. The phone is ringing, you pick it up, it's yours, you don't, I got no sympathy for you. I'd wish you good luck, but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. You better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me. Pig. Oh, also, tell your mother I said "Go fuck yourself." This is Dad, ring me back when you get a chance."

Pure poetry Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 01:05 PM
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All very crude..., but I was marginally sympathetic with Baldwin. After all, his daughter obviously had it coming, if not in those terms. Of course, Baldwin was the one who planted that acorn, and fostered it into what he was apparently surprised to learn was a bratty little bitch.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 27, 2013 09:09 AM (aDwsi)

110 Hopper::::Son of Sam.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 27, 2013 09:09 AM (wbmaj)

111 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 27, 2013 01:07 PM (6zgse) Film Critique by ace Volumes 1-14 covering the first hour of 'Prometheus' available at a bookstore near you.

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 09:10 AM (fWAjv)

112 Pure poetry

That was some amazing extemperaneous shit right there.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2013 09:10 AM (KXm42)

113 Two fabrillous posts in a row. What's a girl to do?

Posted by: qualia at March 27, 2013 09:12 AM (XYSwB)

114 I think what's at issue here is the response to the provocation, not the provocation.Fully stipulating that these paparazzi really deserve to have their asses physically kicked, its still not a constructive response, and one would think by this point both Penn and his (barely) adult son ought to know that. Posted by: looking closely It was his son's response - not the father's. He wasn't even present. Nor was a crime committed (in the US)and he has no career that I am aware of that will be hurt by this. It was bad manners. Nothing more.

Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 27, 2013 09:12 AM (2U4NN)

115 Now you've done it. Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 27, 2013 01:07 PM (8ZskC) Gonna be a run on leather elbow patches,

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 09:12 AM (fWAjv)

116 "This is Dad, ring me back when you get a chance."

lol

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2013 09:12 AM (KXm42)

117 When Penn and Baldwin are sharing a cell together they can hash out who violated who.

Posted by: Fritz at March 27, 2013 09:13 AM (UzPAd)

118 So why was actor Sean Penn toting a loaded 9mm Glock handgun and unloaded .38-caliber Smith & Wesson in the trunk of a car that wound up being stolen?

Fear that an ex-employee of Penn's was stalking him, according to confidential documents he submitted to the Ross Police Department as part of his application for a concealed-weapons permit back in 2001.

Good times, good times.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 27, 2013 09:13 AM (Qxdfp)

119 Penn and Baldwin the type of markets for industrial laxatives..

Posted by: clemenza at March 27, 2013 09:13 AM (HMQ8k)

120 Still upset over the death of Uncle Hugo.

Posted by: zsasz at March 27, 2013 09:13 AM (GzU1I)

121 "Milk." This one was very difficult. But I said it. I think this is Diane Feinstein's favorite film.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 27, 2013 09:13 AM (wbmaj)

122

Gonna be a run on leather elbow patches,

And pipes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 27, 2013 09:14 AM (+z4pE)

123 >>>Ace: O/T. Have you ever considered compiling your writings into a book or something you can make big bucks from? Because, seriously, you are an *exceptional* writer and thinker. Case in point: your previous post. thank you but I have lightly considered it and realized it makes no sense. Commentary is ephemeral. There is some stuff I write that is not rooted in the news cycle but I don't think I'd write a book about it.

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2013 09:14 AM (LCRYB)

124 I like the fake indignation of the paparazzi. What else is Penn supposed to do? He can't pepper spray him without causing a big scene.

Posted by: Whatev at March 27, 2013 09:15 AM (A7Wh1)

125 "Milk." This one was very difficult. But I said it. I think this is Diane Feinstein's favorite film.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia

I wonder if she tried to stick her finger in the plot holes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 27, 2013 09:15 AM (UCv7P)

126 123 Ace,

you could make an e-book with links for upload on Nook and Kindle...

The Ewok Quarterly...

no seriously...

there've been some epic throwdowns...you could have links in the e-book to here....

sell it for a buck.

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 09:16 AM (LRFds)

127 Ace: O/T. Have you ever considered compiling your writings into a book or something you can make big bucks from? Because, seriously, you are an *exceptional* writer and thinker. Case in point: your previous post.

Not trying to suck up, but I've been thinking this for a while now.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 27, 2013 01:07 PM (6zgse)

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He could do it under a psuedo-name like......Blanche Devareau.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 09:16 AM (NjYY6)

128 125 Weft-cut loop,

I'd love to watch her and $uper Je$$e discuss dry cleaning tips...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 09:16 AM (LRFds)

129 Hopper says Milk was a filthy asspirate, but great on cereal.

Posted by: zsasz at March 27, 2013 09:17 AM (GzU1I)

130 A better PSA from Harold & Kumar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ4bw-mqL3c

Posted by: Whatev at March 27, 2013 09:17 AM (A7Wh1)

131 Posted by: ace at March 27, 2013 01:14 PM (LCRYB) Not even a collection of non-political (event) posts, like the previous one? Your style is really engaging. Sigh. Oh well, I guess us premium subscribers to the HQ will get to have you all to ourselves then.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 27, 2013 09:18 AM (6zgse)

132 >>>thank you but I have lightly considered it and realized it makes no sense. Commentary is ephemeral. There is some stuff I write that is not rooted in the news cycle but I don't think I'd write a book about it.

I'm thinking, "In Your Mouth: A New Biography." If Naomi Wolf can get away with this shit, why not you?

Posted by: Fritz at March 27, 2013 09:18 AM (UzPAd)

133 From Weasel Zippers:

Autographed Photo Of Anti-Gun Nut Jim Carrey Auctioned Off On eBAY So Seller Can Buy GunÂ…

So far $860 has been bid and they guy is also getting donations.

http://tinyurl.com/d7r74o5

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 27, 2013 09:19 AM (wrS2o)

134 And illiterate, too: "Hopper tells TMZ his side of the story is ... 'I was accosted by paparazzi and made to feel like an animal - threatened and under attack, but that does not condone my own actions.'"

Perhaps he means excuse.

Posted by: USA at March 27, 2013 12:56 PM (RIg+t)

Words, how do they work?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 27, 2013 09:19 AM (EefAv)

135 The Ewoque Quarterly by Blanche Devareau I like it.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 27, 2013 09:19 AM (G9qZk)

136

It would be funny if Bieber turned out to be a badass.

Unlikely, but you never know - Audie Murphy doesn't look particularly masculine in a lot of his early photos...

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 27, 2013 09:19 AM (P0x1m)

137 Ace's pen-name:

Barbara Stanwyck

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2013 09:20 AM (KXm42)

138 Posted by: ace at March 27, 2013 01:14 PM (LCRYB)

Perhaps you are missing your calling.

The first ever book length movie review?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2013 09:20 AM (3Mkrp)

139 Working title:

Serious You Guys: Penetrating Politics, Pop Psychology and Marco Rubio's Garbage

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 27, 2013 09:20 AM (8ZskC)

140 AtC I have 3 lbs of bacon in my fridge for easter and I don't want to break into it now! Posted by: tsrblke at March 27, 2013 01:08 PM (GaqMa) Here. I'll just take that from you to ease the temptation. No need to thank me, I'm glad to do it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 27, 2013 09:20 AM (VtjlW)

141 thank you but I have lightly considered it and realized it makes no sense. Commentary is ephemeral. There is some stuff I write that is not rooted in the news cycle but I don't think I'd write a book about it. Posted by: ace at March 27, 2013 01:14 PM (LCRYB) Meh. Blogger SuperHero Comic Book ftw.

Posted by: qualia at March 27, 2013 09:22 AM (XYSwB)

142

>>#114 It was his son's response - not the father's. He wasn't even present.

Absolutely, though the father has a reputation of behaving badly with paparazzi (ie to the point where he has physically assaulted one).

Again, one would think that with the elder Penn's history, and the probable presence of said paparazzi in their lives on a regular basis, that a. the 19 year old son would have learned a better reponse than violently screaming racial epithets, and/or that b. the father would have instructed the son in some better strategies.

>>Nor was a crime committed (in the US)and he has no career that I am aware of that will be hurt by this. It was bad manners. Nothing more.

Actually behaving in a manner that causes someone to fear imminent physical attack *IS* against the law (its called "assault"), so this pretty easily could have crossed that line. In this case the "reporter" in question said it didn't, so it didn't.

Regardless, the issue here isn't whether or not Penn jr did anything illegal or whether or not it would hurt his career, its just a sort of interesting display.

Remember Sean Penn himself won "best actor" academy award for his portrayal of gay rights activist Harvey Milk. So its just interesting to see the contrast in "tolerance" here by Penn's son.

Posted by: looking closely at March 27, 2013 09:22 AM (yN1az)

143 The first ever book length movie review? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2013 01:20 PM (3Mkrp) hehe. I would buy that.

Posted by: qualia at March 27, 2013 09:22 AM (XYSwB)

144

I'm thinking, "In Your Mouth: A New Biography." If Naomi Wolf can get away with this shit, why not you?

"One Hundred and One Uses for Valu-Rite."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 27, 2013 09:22 AM (+z4pE)

145 >>>Not even a collection of non-political (event) posts, like the previous one? Your style is really engaging. I am trying to write a novel, which actually includes some things that appear on the site. When I post something out of left field, where you're like "Why did he post that?," it was likely because it was research for the novel. I am very slow and stuck on it and am not sure I'll ever finish.

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2013 09:23 AM (LCRYB)

146 Ace's book:

I'm Not a Homo You Guys.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at March 27, 2013 09:23 AM (GRvW4)

147 Here. I'll just take that from you to ease the temptation. No need to thank me, I'm glad to do it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 27, 2013 01:20 PM (VtjlW)

It is probably not a good thing that I learned you buy bacon in 3lb packages at Sam's .

Posted by: tsrblke at March 27, 2013 09:24 AM (GaqMa)

148 Hobo Hunting for Fun and Profit

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 27, 2013 09:24 AM (+z4pE)

149 Audie Murphy doesn't look particularly masculine in a lot of his early photos...

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 27, 2013 01:19 PM (P0x1m)

Yup. One of the toughest people I have ever seen looked like a computer science major, complete with taped glasses and mismatched socks.

And I have a broken nose and a concussion to prove it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2013 09:25 AM (3Mkrp)

150 Tales from the Hump - Evenings with LauraW

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 27, 2013 09:25 AM (+z4pE)

151 See it's OK for the left to be racist because they are the good guys.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at March 27, 2013 09:26 AM (q177U)

152 I am trying to write a novel, which actually includes some things that appear on the site. When I post something out of left field, where you're like "Why did he post that?," it was likely because it was research for the novel.

I am very slow and stuck on it and am not sure I'll ever finish.

Posted by: ace at March 27, 2013 01:23 PM (LCRYB)

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Make it into a Nancy Drew mystery. Except that Nancy Drew is a Kate Upton look-alike slut.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 09:26 AM (NjYY6)

153 Ace's book: I'm Not a Homo You Guys. Posted by: eastvalleyphx at March 27, 2013 01:23 PM (GRvW4) Nor, Am I A Woman Seriously, You Guys

Posted by: qualia at March 27, 2013 09:26 AM (XYSwB)

154 145 Ace,

Best of luck, and I am not being an asshole with that.

I was a hell of a DM/GM in RPG land but probably in a similar sense to what you may feel I have found that while I was creative and entertaining in that setting carrying good dialog and a narrative solo is a different art.

I meant what I said by way of suggestion, hell you could post your ten to fifteen 'greatest hits' per quarter and perhaps a note of perspective after the thread had passed into the mists of time on the content....

just food for thought....

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 09:26 AM (LRFds)

155 Oh to be a Liberal for a day! Imagine the freedom! But no, I don't want to bad in bed for even 24 hours.

Posted by: Truman Cabootie at March 27, 2013 09:26 AM (Exyxi)

156 137 Ace's pen-name: Barbara Stanwyck Posted by: eleven Yes. I can easily imagine Ace as a big titted woman in a tight sweater.

Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 27, 2013 09:26 AM (2U4NN)

157 Posted by: tsrblke at March 27, 2013 01:24 PM (GaqMa)

It gets worse. You can buy raw pork belly and make your own bacon.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2013 09:27 AM (3Mkrp)

158

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 27, 2013 09:27 AM (6H6o8)

159

"Two Fists Up"

Ace's collection of movie reviews. Bound in hamster skin. Printed using rare Iguana ink.

Posted by: Pauline Arugula at March 27, 2013 09:27 AM (Opo0Q)

160 >>>Also, the only possible thing that could make Penn Jr. look like more of a douche would be finding out his middle name is Massengill. ROTFL!!!

Posted by: Eaton Cox at March 27, 2013 09:27 AM (q177U)

161 What's This in My Fur? Adventures in Blogging

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 27, 2013 09:27 AM (+z4pE)

162 Better yet, a video game. Ace Pirates Where every enemies face looks like the SCoaMF.

Posted by: qualia at March 27, 2013 09:27 AM (XYSwB)

163 #133 I hadn't checked that today, glad to see he is way over his goal for buying a Glock.

Loved all of the questions and answers at the bottom of the listing!

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 27, 2013 09:28 AM (GoIUi)

164 Ace's novel: A Tank in the Mud

Posted by: dantesed at March 27, 2013 09:28 AM (eZy9e)

165 Yup. One of the toughest people I have ever seen looked like a computer science major, complete with taped glasses and mismatched socks.

And I have a broken nose and a concussion to prove it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2013 01:25 PM (3Mkrp)

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I know three navy seals and a couple of Green Berets. All of them, at first glance, seem unremarkable. Nothing like how Hollywood portrays them.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 09:29 AM (NjYY6)

166 SCOTUSblog @SCOTUSblog Final update: #scotus 80% likely to strike down #doma. J Kennedy suggests it violates statesÂ’ rights; 4 other Justices see as gay rights. I don't care what anyone says, marriage is a tax.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at March 27, 2013 09:30 AM (j3uk1)

167 >>>Not trying to suck up, but I've been thinking this for a while now. It's funny, I often try to temper my compliments at the risk of sounding overly sycophantic. But dammit, ace fucking rocks! His brain is like a fucking beautiful, juicy Ferrari. With Bacon.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at March 27, 2013 09:30 AM (q177U)

168 Writing an argumentative book is hard. Srsly u guys.

It's not just about stringing together essays - it's about finding a central theme, first. With that down, you might be able to set up your arguments and reach a conclusion.

Otherwise it's just a bunch of stuff that happened.

I still don't know if PJ O'Rourke, for instance, ever succeeded in writing a political book. "Parliament of Whores" came close.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 27, 2013 09:30 AM (QTHTd)

169 162 Qualia,

Heh.....

http://www.rpgmakerweb.com/

It can be done....

I am pondering trying to get the Ewok or Allen G to run a contest for best RPG pitch....

I'll buy the base RPG maker on steam for the winner....

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 09:30 AM (LRFds)

170 Let's see if young Hoper gets the full Mel Gibson shunning treatment. Don't see how his racist taunts are less uglier than Mel's.Oh, he's a Lib? Never mind...

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2013 09:31 AM (KqmXZ)

171 The fact that TMZ exists is grim testimony to our bonedness.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 27, 2013 09:32 AM (i7B17)

172 Wasn't Hopper one of the dwarves in the Hobbit?

Posted by: Ook? at March 27, 2013 09:33 AM (OQpzc)

173 O/T A RANT. You wonder why the RNC is fucked up? I just got a call from the RNC and they were very polite and wanted to know when I was going to honor my telephone pledge. I said what fucking telephone pledge? They said we show you made a pledge for $500 in August 8, 2006. I said what the fuck are you talking about SEVEN years ago? I gave over FOUR figures to many candidates this year including maxing out on the NC Gov race and fucking Willard and I get this call? These people are fucking idiots.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 27, 2013 09:34 AM (wR+pz)

174

OK, y'all, I gotta go put a fuel line on B'Gal's car.

bbl...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 27, 2013 09:34 AM (+z4pE)

175 I remember when that PSA came out, thinking: you thought your kid how to roll shirty joints? Where're the standards? That's some sloppy half-assed twistage right there.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 27, 2013 09:35 AM (i7B17)

176 I just got a call from the RNC and they were very polite and wanted to know when I was going to honor my telephone pledge.

I received a call the other day, and I declined to donate. They pestered me for five minutes trying to get a lower donations amount. I finally said to take my name off of the list. I won't be donating to the RNC. I'm only donating to individual candidates.

Posted by: no good deed at March 27, 2013 09:36 AM (mjR67)

177 Ace, while you are stuck on your novel, you should consider writing a book on the death of critical thinking. I would pay full retail for your chapter on how Pelosi can say " We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it" and get away with it. I would pay double retail for a chapter on Jay Carney's incoherent daily apologia for dear leader, and how the press drinks it up.

Posted by: USA at March 27, 2013 09:36 AM (RIg+t)

178 Wasn't Hopper one of the dwarves in the Hobbit?

Posted by: Ook? at March 27, 2013 01:33 PM (OQpzc)

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I believe your thinking of Hiney.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 09:37 AM (NjYY6)

179 I gave over FOUR figures to many candidates this year including maxing out on the NC Gov race and fucking Willard and I get this call?

These people are fucking idiots.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 27, 2013 01:34 PM (wR+pz)

So you gave five figures?

j/k BB.....

Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 27, 2013 09:38 AM (X6akg)

180 I am trying to write a novel, which actually includes some things that appear on the site. When I post something out of left field, where you're like "Why did he post that?," it was likely because it was research for the novel. I am very slow and stuck on it and am not sure I'll ever finish. Posted by: ace at March 27, 2013 01:23 PM (LCRYB) I don't know what you're using to write it but one of the many great features of Scrivener is the word count goal. You can set it for both daily and cumulative goals and then as you write you can look up and see a nice little bar creeping up towards the finish line. If you are at all competitive, you start writing more because dammit that line is going to go from red to yellow to green to over the goal so help me ha ha score! I win! I win! and then you dance around the room. I've been told. By other people. Who are not me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 27, 2013 09:38 AM (VtjlW)

181 If Sean Penn had truly loved Gaia he would not have added human offspring to the load she carries. Sean Penn is a H*TR.... that is all.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 09:38 AM (no95k)

182 Ace should do a Titanic reboot.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2013 09:39 AM (KXm42)

183 182 Eleven,

Titanic II White Star's Revenge!

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 09:40 AM (LRFds)

184 AlextheChick and Ace, April 1st is fast approaching.

That is the start for Camp NaNoWriMo. Get your story ready and write!

Or realise you have 14 days to finish your taxes. Then panic!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 09:40 AM (no95k)

185 These people are fucking idiots. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 27, 2013 01:34 PM (wR+pz) *slides over emu and box*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 27, 2013 09:41 AM (VtjlW)

186

#170

With Gibson, at least part of it was because he financed and produced "Passion of Christ", which was widely perceived as being anti-Semitic, and part of it because his father is an open Holocaust-denier.

He's got some background there with anti-semitism, which is why there is at least some good reason to suspect that his famous drunken anti-Semitic rant wasn't a "one off".

As to Gibson being "shunned" to the extent that's true, its probably not just due to perceived anti-semitism, but also due to apparent emotional instability. He's definitely "shunned" in the Jewish community, but bluntly, is that so unreasonable?

Posted by: looking closely at March 27, 2013 09:41 AM (yN1az)

187 Wasn't Hopper one of the dwarves in the Hobbit? Let's see. There's Happy, Dopey, Bashful, Blotto... um, and then there's Weepy, Maudlin, Needy and Piles. I think there's another four or five but no one ever remembers their names.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at March 27, 2013 09:41 AM (j3uk1)

188 If Sean Penn had truly loved Gaia he would not have added human offspring to the load she carries. Sean Penn is a H*TR.... that is all.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 01:38 PM (no95k)

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I would've gone a bit further to include ole Sean himself.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 09:41 AM (NjYY6)

189 Ace should do a Titanic reboot.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2013 01:39 PM (KXm42)

USS RNC?

Posted by: Ook? at March 27, 2013 09:41 AM (OQpzc)

190 *shudders at a thought*

The Hoka decide to re-enact the sinking of the Titanic.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 09:42 AM (no95k)

191 That is the start for Camp NaNoWriMo. Get your story ready and write!

What?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 27, 2013 09:42 AM (/kI1Q)

192 @179 I gave over four figures to more than one candidate. AKA $8K to Pat McCrory, $10K to Willard, $4K to state party. I have no clue what I gave to the other candidates that call. That enough? Fucking assholes call me about a seven year old $500 pledge? The stupid is strong.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 27, 2013 09:42 AM (wR+pz)

193 Penn had offspring? I didn't know a turd could reproduce. Best flush it before the stench becomes unbearable.

Posted by: maddogg at March 27, 2013 09:42 AM (OlN4e)

194 I like the father in the weed PSA. His first and most urgent question is " Where'd you get it?". A true pothead.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2013 09:42 AM (ZshNr)

195 "Why did he post that?," it was likely because it was research for the novel. I am very slow and stuck on it and am not sure I'll ever finish. Posted by: ace at March 27, 2013 01:23 PM (LCRYB) ________________ So the Donne and Marie vid, and Karate krap... My Trip Through Bad 80's Music?-- --by Danny Bonnaducci

Posted by: tasker at March 27, 2013 09:43 AM (r2PLg)

196 and Donner and Basher and Pluto and Nixon...

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2013 09:44 AM (KXm42)

197 That enough? Fucking assholes call me about a seven year old $500 pledge?

The stupid is strong.

We understand. Totally.

What if we waive the interest and late fees?

Posted by: The RNC, Bangalore Branch at March 27, 2013 09:44 AM (8ZskC)

198 That is the start for Camp NaNoWriMo. Get your story ready and write! Or realise you have 14 days to finish your taxes. Then panic! Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 01:40 PM (no95k) Shit, I really do need to sign up for Camp NaNoWriMo if only to finally finish the thing I did for NaNo 2011. I'm still stuck on the fact that to get to where I want to go with it I have to wallop on some people and don't wanna. I may have to subplot out someone getting kept to assuage my guilt. Further shit, I still have to file state taxes. Luckily I have the easiest taxes in the world.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 27, 2013 09:45 AM (VtjlW)

199 It gets worse. You can buy raw pork belly and make your own bacon.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2013 01:27 PM (3Mkrp)

I've done this!

It's a pain in the butt building the smoker. Well it's a pain because I can't just build a permanent smoke house, meaning I have to construct the fucker out of card board boxes with dryer tube.

My dad called it a "hooverville smoker" We smoked about 3lbs of cheese and 5 of bacon before we decided it was easier just to buy it.

Posted by: tsrblke at March 27, 2013 09:45 AM (GaqMa)

200 When I post something out of left field, where you're like "Why did he post that?," it was likely because it was research for the novel. Accidental Lesbian Porn and Me: A Memoir, by Kevin Hfuhruhurr.

Posted by: zsasz at March 27, 2013 09:45 AM (MMC8r)

201 The stupid is strong.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 27, 2013 01:42 PM (wR+pz)

One of the RNC insiders must have a bill collector business, and handed a fat contract to himself.

Posted by: Ook? at March 27, 2013 09:46 AM (OQpzc)

202 I gave over four figures to more than one candidate. AKA $8K to Pat McCrory, $10K to Willard, $4K to state party. I have no clue what I gave to the other candidates that call.

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I'm going to run for office just so Billy Bob can give me money too.

Posted by: mama winger at March 27, 2013 09:46 AM (P6QsQ)

203 Heather Radish
http://www.campnanowrimo.org/about

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 09:47 AM (no95k)

204 "For the cost of a cup of coffee a day, you could help save Reince Preibus and children like him all over DC, from the devastating effects of the Sequester. Please give."

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2013 09:47 AM (ZshNr)

205 So the Donne and Marie vid, and Karate krap...

My Trip Through Bad 80's Music?--

--by Danny Bonnaducci

Posted by: tasker at March 27, 2013 01:43 PM (r2PLg)

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Or a cumulative review of all the videos and images Ace has posted, entitled: "Is This Something?"

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 09:47 AM (NjYY6)

206 My response to the RNC mailer I received several days ago: http://tinyurl.com/c9qo6wa

Posted by: Country Singer at March 27, 2013 09:48 AM (L8r/r)

207 AlextheChick, start a fresh story? You can set your own word count goal, 50k is the default. And they have admitted to reality, you can even write a short story collection.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 09:48 AM (no95k)

208 I'm going to run for office just so Billy Bob can give me money too.

Posted by: mama winger at March 27, 2013 01:46 PM (P6QsQ)

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I was just going to ask him for a "nominal" loan.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 09:49 AM (NjYY6)

209 Son of Spiccoli is an idiot, but so is the paparazzi for being a paparazzi.

Posted by: zsasz at March 27, 2013 09:50 AM (MMC8r)

210

The RNC called me. I told them since they've surrendered on nearly everything since the election, why would they need money? Surrendering is free.

I'll give to Cruz and Perry. The rest can go fuck themselves.

Posted by: Ook? at March 27, 2013 09:50 AM (OQpzc)

211 162 Qualia, Heh..... http://www.rpgmakerweb.com/ It can be done.... I am pondering trying to get the Ewok or Allen G to run a contest for best RPG pitch.... I'll buy the base RPG maker on steam for the winner.... Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 01:30 PM (LRFds) Lots of monieszsz for this. Better off with a phone app unless you've got millions to blow.

Posted by: qualia at March 27, 2013 09:50 AM (XYSwB)

212 80 Alec Baldwin. Intellectual Property.

Non-Sequitur. The word you are looking for is "Oxymoron".

Posted by: MrObvious at March 27, 2013 09:51 AM (jgcLl)

213 I guess what they say is true, the apple doesn't fall far from the asshole.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2013 09:51 AM (ZshNr)

214 I'm going to run for office just so Billy Bob can give me money too.
Posted by: mama winger at March 27, 2013 01:46 PM (P6QsQ)

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I was just going to ask him for a "nominal" loan.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 01:49 PM (NjYY6)

Heh, I could restart my dreams of running for office with Billy Bob's help.

Truman North would he happy .

Posted by: tsrblke at March 27, 2013 09:51 AM (GaqMa)

215 Oh, and my brand new shiny R congresscritter voted for the CR. He can go fuck himself too.

Posted by: Ook? at March 27, 2013 09:51 AM (OQpzc)

216 I have plenty of stories half-written, 16k, 46k words, and enough fundamental self-doubt that I am able to deter myself from ever completing them.

Posted by: zsasz at March 27, 2013 09:51 AM (MMC8r)

217 Son of Spiccoli is an idiot, but so is the paparazzi for being a paparazzi.

Seriously tho......you have to wake up one day and say to yourself "I'm going to be a professional asshole for a living".

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2013 09:52 AM (KXm42)

218 I find it amazing that I'm constantly called a "racist" and a "bigot" by idiots on the left, but it would never, EVER occur to me to call anyone a n****r, a faggot, a c**n, or a host of other despicable derogatory slurs. My mouth quite literally would be unable to form the words, because I find them reprehensible. But regressive assheads like this douche can call someone everything from a pig to a dog to a "f****ng n****r," and yet he'll never be called a racist.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 27, 2013 09:53 AM (4df7R)

219 I have plenty of stories half-written, 16k, 46k words, and enough fundamental self-doubt that I am able to deter myself from ever completing them.

Posted by: zsasz at March 27, 2013 01:51 PM (MMC8r)

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I've written several stories. But Penthouse Forum keeps turning them down.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 09:54 AM (NjYY6)

220 http://www.campnanowrimo.org/about

Cool...I'd have to do it in July when it's too hot to leave the house.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 27, 2013 09:55 AM (/kI1Q)

221 Accidental Lesbian Porn and Me: A Memoir There are no accidents.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at March 27, 2013 09:55 AM (j3uk1)

222 zsasz that is the thing about NaNoWriMo. The objective is to just write and keep writing.

Biggest thing is, keep writing. Do not go back to what was written because that is when you lose time as you 'fix' your story instead of finishing it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 09:55 AM (no95k)

223 I think I'll write a comedic novel about the sexual hijinks of an androgynous malcontent who finds herself participating in a make-believe Congressional hearing about thousand dollar rubbers. I'll call it "Porking the Fluke".

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 27, 2013 09:56 AM (ZshNr)

224 Possible title of Ace's story: "Ace - Master of His Domain and Spank"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 09:56 AM (no95k)

225 It's literally helicopter money. Faisal Islam @faisalislam Kathemerini are reporting that billions of euros have arrived from the ECB, and thats why the helicopter is wailing around Nicosia. CRAZY. 5:50 PM - 27 Mar 13

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at March 27, 2013 09:57 AM (j3uk1)

226 Does he hang out with Blanket Jackson? I wonder what Toure thinks about this behaviour.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at March 27, 2013 09:57 AM (UU0OF)

227 Biggest thing is, keep writing. Do not go back to what was written because that is when you lose time as you 'fix' your story instead of finishing it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 01:55 PM (no95k)

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Not to be derriding this, but to me it sounds more like just massive word production without a sense of actually putting out a good story.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 09:58 AM (NjYY6)

228

The increasing incidence of liberals crashing into each other's beliefs, property, rights, etc., (as they define them) is quite heartening to me.

It's the demolition derby of internally inconsistent belief systems. Like a man at a recent dinner party was delineating his absolute hatred of all religions, speaking of them in the most contemptuous tones and terms, because of their intolerance.

Now they're starting to turn it on each other, since conservatives of any stripe have thus far refused to self-immolate in shame.

Grab some popcorn and let the fireworks begin.

Posted by: Biblio at March 27, 2013 09:59 AM (7o8VY)

229 Biggest thing is, keep writing. Do not go back to what was written because that is when you lose time as you 'fix' your story instead of finishing it. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 01:55 PM (no95k) -------------------------------------------- Not to be derriding this, but to me it sounds more like just massive word production without a sense of actually putting out a good story. Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 01:58 PM (NjYY6) Nah. Puma's 100% correct. This is writing 101. The other rule: Write for 10 minutes every day.

Posted by: qualia at March 27, 2013 10:00 AM (XYSwB)

230 Soona you can say that. Or you can look at this way - to get potential writers to blow by their mental roadblocks to finish a story.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 10:01 AM (no95k)

231 I've tried NaNoWriMo, and I just can't do it. I open up that blank document,s tare at the screen, and give up. I have too many words in my head; it's daunting to try and get them on the page.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 27, 2013 10:01 AM (4df7R)

232

Republican dwarves:

Dopey, Slippery, Fakey, Fraudy, Reachy, Commity, Crazy, Fatty, Ditzy, Preachy, Surrendermonkey-y, Bendy, and Backstabby,

Posted by: Ook? at March 27, 2013 10:02 AM (OQpzc)

233 Well just to have a title for the April Camp I queried that pulp title generator MWR and I have fun with.

*drum roll please*

The Seventh Courtesan

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 10:03 AM (no95k)

234 The Seventh Courtesan

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 02:03 PM (no95k)

Anything like the Seventh Seal?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 27, 2013 10:04 AM (4df7R)

235 211 Qualia,

RPGMaker VX Ace is about ~70 bucks for the base game...add ons are in the 20-70 buck range....

the Maker generates an .exe for export.

Like I said I am good for the base game.

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 27, 2013 10:04 AM (LRFds)

236 The Seventh Courtesan

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 02:03 PM (no95k)

Seventh in a series, or seventh favorite of the king?

Posted by: Ook? at March 27, 2013 10:05 AM (OQpzc)

237 Soona you can say that. Or you can look at this way - to get potential writers to blow by their mental roadblocks to finish a story.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 02:01 PM (no95k)

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A writer I knew told me once that writer's-block is your unconscious telling you that there are weaknesses to the ideas you're writing about. Sometimes going over your work you've already done will uncover them.

Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 10:06 AM (NjYY6)

238 I've pumped out 3500 words in a day. Some of my best stuff, too. But I lose steam. I really have a book at 46,000 words. It's been about 30 years. Every so often I come back to it. It's in lots of sections, needing a linking sentence or paragraph, or short sequence here and there. Yeah, it's a bad way to write. Starting something new? I can write a third of a book in two weeks pretty easily. But I'm writing the parts I'm surest on. Filling in the rest gets tougher.

Posted by: zsasz at March 27, 2013 10:09 AM (MMC8r)

239 MWR you are now asking for it.

"Sluggor cracked the Seventh Courtesan, who was named Moonlight Rain, to reach his ultimate goal. For he sought the Queen of the Courtesan Corps. If he conquered her, he would be forever famous and powerful. Thus when Moonlight Rain fell all was revealed for Sluggor. The multiple panels of fine silk in pastel shades and gold thread parted to reveal the Queen in her own boudoir. With a powerful stride and the sweat of recent sex dripping off him he went to claim his destiny. She had a body both voluptuous and sleek he could see, it was barely encased in pale pink silk and languidly laid out across silk pillows. Her face was veiled in rose colored silk so all Sluggor could see was the soft doe brown eyes pulling him forward. He reached her side and went to one knee, with a trembling hand Sluggor lifted the face veil away to kiss the Queen imagining soft lips that would welcome him.

That is when the screaming started. For the visage hidden under the rose colored veil was that of a hag with deep wrinkles and leathery skin. The soft as petal lips became those of chapped brown leather while the imagined pearl white teeth became the sharp teeth of a barracuda. Sluggor tried to break free but her arms had the strength of five men it seemed and they held him in place. As Sluggor fearfully shut his eyes at the approaching teeth all he could think of was the warning of the Wise Man of the Mountain he had consulted before embarking on this quest - 'Watch out boy she's a man-eater.' Then Sluggor knew nothing else of this world."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 27, 2013 10:18 AM (no95k)

240 Not to be derriding this, but to me it sounds more like just massive word production without a sense of actually putting out a good story. Posted by: Soona at March 27, 2013 01:58 PM (NjYY6) That comes afterward. Good stories don't really exist if they are only in your head. Also, good story ideas have a way of revealing themselves while one is in the middle of massive word production.

Posted by: baldilocks on iPad at March 27, 2013 10:43 AM (Su0W2)

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