July 05, 2013
— Ace This link does not go to uncensored video of Kate Upton naked on a horse.
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Posted by: Todd Wiley at July 05, 2013 01:45 PM (lrkg9)
don't hate the player hate the game...
speaking of which....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christie_Brinkley
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 01:47 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 05, 2013 01:47 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: George Orwell on an expired visa at July 05, 2013 01:48 PM (mCNwt)
Posted by: CDR M at July 05, 2013 01:48 PM (dKV5k)
Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and His Bucket at July 05, 2013 01:48 PM (8ZskC)
Won't last; rain predicted for the weekend. But it is a very nice night tonight.
Posted by: Miss Marple at July 05, 2013 01:48 PM (GoIUi)
oh absolutely...b/c if there is an example of anything indicative of how conservative Anglo-Saxons feel about anything it is embodied by a mixed race pervian black who voted for Barack Obama.....
//Race Bait Logic 101
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 01:48 PM (LRFds)
I have a question about fireworks shows. When did the switchover from playing patriotic music, souse marches and the 1812 overture happen so that now the city fireworks shows all seem to play really bad pop songs, or if they do stray into "patriotic" territory it is some pop artist's execrable rendition of that music?
I miss the old days. yeah, I know. Get offa my lawn.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 05, 2013 01:49 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: George Orwell on an expired visa at July 05, 2013 01:49 PM (mCNwt)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 01:49 PM (OSARm)
Posted by: Flyguy at July 05, 2013 01:49 PM (X0j4A)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 05, 2013 01:49 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: puddleglum at July 05, 2013 01:50 PM (OahYo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2013 01:50 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 05, 2013 01:51 PM (pgQxn)
Posted by: Mitt Romney's ORCA information technology advisor at July 05, 2013 01:52 PM (mCNwt)
Last time I heard the music accompaniment for the one in Indianapolis, they started with Sousa and then degenerated into pop music, only redeeming themselves with the 1812 Overture at the end.
My corny local town uses patriotic music, Boy Scouts with a huge flag on the football field, and actually has scaffolding with pinwheels and light-up flags. This is my personal favorite.
Posted by: Miss Marple at July 05, 2013 01:52 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: thunderb at July 05, 2013 01:52 PM (zOTsN)
If loving BirdFeed Ben's salad days career is wrong I don't ever want to be right
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 01:53 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: flmom at July 05, 2013 01:54 PM (nSjrf)
Posted by: George Orwell in the crawlspace at July 05, 2013 01:54 PM (mCNwt)
So I am enjoying this brief time of mellow.
Posted by: Miss Marple at July 05, 2013 01:54 PM (GoIUi)
I contend that is grounds for a refund.
Posted by: Danny Bonaduce at July 05, 2013 01:54 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: wooga at July 05, 2013 01:55 PM (NPKK0)
Piers Morgan tweeted yesterday...that he was sorry that King George "didn't have his shit together" during the War for Independence.
I really do hate that guy now.
Before, I was just indifferent towards his existence.
But now...I hate his guts, and hope he DIAF.
The fact that he is here, in our country, breathing our air and enjoying making a living here, pisses me off to no end.
Posted by: wheatie at July 05, 2013 01:55 PM (XWSNs)
"I knew it, I KNEW it! It's been so long waiting for everyone else to catch on to the Genius-That-Is...." (collapses onto fainting couch)
Posted by: Drumwaster at July 05, 2013 01:56 PM (aYeLo)
Posted by: George Orwell in the crawlspace at July 05, 2013 01:56 PM (mCNwt)
I am having a super lazy Friday. which is bad because I had a super lazy Thursday. and I am supposed to log 13 more hours of work between now and Sunday. I am ostensibly "working from home"
but in reality I am indulging in my Ace of Spades addiction. Ace is my crack.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 05, 2013 01:56 PM (RZ8pf)
That, almost caused me to open a bottle of Crown. Then again I don't really know the players so I'll just let it go as a weird vignette of some squirrely exercise diva and to pop stars I've never heard of.
Now get off my lawn dammit, I have a crapton of fireworks to shoot because last night it was raining like a regular frog strangler here.
Posted by: Gmac - Pondering the coming implosion at July 05, 2013 01:57 PM (IanLz)
New sitcom this fall.
OH BROTHER!
It's about a hapless yet intrusive black president who's always in the middle of a Three's Company-esque misunderstanding and hilarity ensues as he make a big mess of things, hurting lots of people as he goes.
Posted by: soothie at July 05, 2013 01:57 PM (yhYn1)
Posted by: Somewhat Sorry To Offend You at July 05, 2013 01:57 PM (n50fF)
Posted by: Libra at July 05, 2013 01:57 PM (q5QAW)
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Biden!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2013 01:57 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:57 PM (GEICT)
Hi Paranoid Girl in Seattle, we are powerless against our compulsion...you are not alone.
//Sven not just the founder of AoSHQ Addicts Anon but also the worst client
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 01:57 PM (LRFds)
http://www.hamiltonproject.org/jobs_gap/
Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at July 05, 2013 01:57 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: George Orwell in the crawlspace at July 05, 2013 01:58 PM (mCNwt)
Posted by: YIKES! at July 05, 2013 01:58 PM (mETGQ)
Posted by: wooga at July 05, 2013 01:58 PM (NPKK0)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:58 PM (GEICT)
oops, that would be sousa marches, not souse marches. Souse marches are entirely different.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 05, 2013 05:49 PM (RZ8pf)
****
"Hic...two...three...four! Hic...two...three...four!"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 05, 2013 01:59 PM (pxDth)
In 2011, the military acted to force Mubarak from power only after Obama called for it to do so. This week, the military overthrew Morsi and began rounding up his supporters in defiance of the White House.
Secretary of State John Kerry was the personification of the incredible shrinkage of America this week as he maintained his obsessive focus on getting Israel to make concessions to the Palestinians.
Posted by: John "Magic Hat" Kerry at July 05, 2013 02:00 PM (e8kgV)
40 Piers Morgan tweeted yesterday...that he was sorry that King George "didn't have his shit together" during the War for Independence.
Its also historically inaccurate. King George did have his shit together. He was one of the more successful Kings Britain ever had. Yes, he lost the "colonies" but that was it. Piers Morgan is a dumb twit.
Posted by: puddleglum at July 05, 2013 02:00 PM (OahYo)
Posted by: George Orwell in the crawlspace at July 05, 2013 02:00 PM (mCNwt)
OT
Muslim Brotherhood declared today a "Day of Rage"
when is it not a "Day of Rage" in the Islamic world?
Posted by: thunderb at July 05, 2013 02:00 PM (zOTsN)
Well it just shows that Chicago was like most artist's work shows a more passionate piece of Communitay organizing....
You know if Bark were a Republican they'd be hammering that Chi Town Shooting Gallery like the Fallujah stats
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 02:01 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at July 05, 2013 02:01 PM (fzFF6)
Posted by: maddogg at July 05, 2013 02:01 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 05, 2013 02:01 PM (RZ8pf)
Actually all the "powerful people" are gone, so your safe
Posted by: Jean at July 05, 2013 02:02 PM (CMlD4)
Since this is a open thread (and seriously, I apologize to everyone who is sick to death of me talking about this)...
If anyone can get to Austin next week to help support this bill, it would be greatly appreciated. I don't want to be melodramatic, but the battle is much bigger than a simple abortion bill. Our country is being overtaken by these...soulless monsters. This is where we draw a line in the sand. They will scream, they will cuss, they will spit, and honestly, they may get violent.
However, we will stand as a witness for the most basic right guaranteed to us by our founders. The right to life. It's time to make a stand.
Posted by: Lauren at July 05, 2013 02:02 PM (ikxXh)
His best was actually wrapping himself in the flag and tweeting a pic with "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em." Gosh, what a witty little scamp.
Posted by: no good deed at July 05, 2013 02:03 PM (WmLrU)
Posted by: George Orwell in the crawlspace at July 05, 2013 02:03 PM (mCNwt)
What's funny is how England could then turn it's efforts towards places such as India and become the greatest empire.
So if I were Indian I'd be all over CNN's ass for supporting an oppressive imperialist such as Piers Morgan.
Posted by: soothie at July 05, 2013 02:03 PM (vzLhi)
Old and Busted - RickRolling
New and FABULOUS - AceRolling
Posted by: kbdabear at July 05, 2013 02:04 PM (/9IC1)
But the Egyptians haven't been oppressed by the "man" for centuries, so their rage is less focused! And at least some of them understand the concept of history since they can see the pyramids most every day (until the MB is back in charge).
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 05, 2013 02:04 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: thunderb at July 05, 2013 02:05 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at July 05, 2013 02:05 PM (mCNwt)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 05, 2013 02:05 PM (U37Ux)
the weird thing about the fireworks show here (which I watched in the comfort of my home, not with the 10,000 others crowded on the shore of Lake Union) is that they switched tv stations and the company that did it, and the sponsor of the show this year and the pre-show stuff was going well, and they billed it in the tv listings as "fireworks set to patriotic music" and then it started and except for the last 2 songs--Lee Greenwood and Martina McBride, all the music was weird pop stuff. At least they didn't play the Katy Perry song.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 05, 2013 02:05 PM (RZ8pf)
Oh Piers and Bette are just ironically wishing they'd had a better empire...
the funny thing is you can make the argument that the UK has voting by the common man because Jolly Ole's first child(that would be us) flat out rebelled at the games being played with our liberty...
of course that's granting that their argument such as it is is based on anything other than self-gratifying oral copulatory exercise....
go Yoga and Pilates I'm glad both worked out for you
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 02:05 PM (LRFds)
Maybe it's on John Kerry's yacht.
Posted by: no good deed at July 05, 2013 02:06 PM (WmLrU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2013 05:50 PM (8ZskC)
Lets see.... its stagger stagger stumble roll stagger stumble ....
Posted by: YellowBeard at July 05, 2013 02:06 PM (lZBBB)
Count your blessings. If it wasn't that it would be The Internationale.
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 05, 2013 02:06 PM (6RkVc)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 02:06 PM (GEICT)
I was so tempted to tell her "and your mother would have been a lampshade since there's no America to help beat the Nazis"
Posted by: kbdabear at July 05, 2013 02:07 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: George Orwell creeping out of the woodwork at July 05, 2013 02:07 PM (mCNwt)
Posted by: zsasz at July 05, 2013 02:08 PM (MMC8r)
Kerry has spent more time on his yacht since Egypt imploded than he did on swift boats during his entire Viet Nam tour!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 05, 2013 02:08 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 06:05 PM (LRFds)
And the best part... Piers does not seem to understand we would be a separate country by now ANYWAY...
You know... like Canada? or Australia? or India? or lots of Africa?? He does know the Empire broke up?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 05, 2013 02:08 PM (lZBBB)
Well the US caused the Holocaust b/c well "derp."
Anyways I'm taking the lad to go watch Ohio Valley Wrestling this evening....
Happy times upon y'all...
sven
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 02:08 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: blindside at July 05, 2013 02:08 PM (x7g7t)
Posted by: George Orwell creeping out of the woodwork at July 05, 2013 02:08 PM (mCNwt)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 02:08 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 05, 2013 02:08 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 02:08 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: zsasz at July 05, 2013 06:08 PM (MMC8r)
they're already dead!!!
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 02:09 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: MacGootbone at July 05, 2013 02:09 PM (9KBWp)
Posted by: President Barack Hussein Obama at July 05, 2013 02:09 PM (n50fF)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 05, 2013 02:10 PM (pxDth)
I should have known better than to click on one of your links!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 05, 2013 02:10 PM (Cnqmv)
http://youtu.be/HH0q4OYYHl8
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 02:11 PM (PzMYS)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 02:11 PM (wR+pz)
Piers has this fantasy that Richard Dreyfuss' collaborative effort would have been reality.
http://tinyurl.com/lff4ab4
*ahem* there's tard and there's weapons grade tard and then there's HollyDERP!
HollyDerp is like a Neutron bomb of idiocy....
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 02:11 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: dirks Strewn at July 05, 2013 02:11 PM (zaGJa)
Posted by: Mallfly at July 05, 2013 02:12 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: dirks Strewn at July 05, 2013 06:11 PM (zaGJa)
Seven Degrees of Separation from Kate Naked on a Horse???
New Game?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 05, 2013 02:12 PM (lZBBB)
pro-wrestling or "Weekend at Bambi's"?
You decide
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 02:12 PM (LRFds)
As regime change was unfolding in Egypt, Secretary of State John Kerry spent time on his boat Wednesday afternoon in Nantucket Sound, the State Department acknowledged to CBS News on Friday, after repeatedly denying that Kerry was aboard any boat.
Posted by: Mallfly at July 05, 2013 02:13 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: YIKES! at July 05, 2013 02:13 PM (mETGQ)
He did not take neigh to mean neigh. Or India trying to escape his advances.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 02:13 PM (PzMYS)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 05, 2013 02:13 PM (V1ZIU)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 05, 2013 06:08 PM (lZBBB)
You miss his point. If we had been good little serfs, the Empire would still be in existence and Pax Biritannica would have brought peace everywhere! Again, it is all the fault of those damn American colonists!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 05, 2013 02:13 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: The littl shyning man at July 05, 2013 02:13 PM (PH+2B)
Posted by: Minuteman at July 05, 2013 02:13 PM (NVUJF)
Captain, your libido is not only insatiable, but your encyclopedic knowledge of the age of consent for every planet in the galaxy is quite remarkable
Posted by: Spock at July 05, 2013 02:14 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: zsasz at July 05, 2013 02:14 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at July 05, 2013 02:14 PM (1DHGT)
Posted by: George Orwell creeping out of the woodwork at July 05, 2013 02:14 PM (mCNwt)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 05, 2013 02:15 PM (Vgn84)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 05, 2013 02:16 PM (v1mq9)
Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at July 05, 2013 02:16 PM (mCNwt)
Posted by: no good deed at July 05, 2013 02:16 PM (WmLrU)
Because the wrong people were doing it before, but now that the "right" people are going to be in charge, it will all work out just fine!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 05, 2013 02:16 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at July 05, 2013 02:17 PM (1DHGT)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 05, 2013 02:17 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: Mr Pee Pee at July 05, 2013 02:18 PM (2ArJQ)
You miss his point. If we had been good little serfs, the Empire would still be in existence and Pax Biritannica would have brought peace everywhere! Again, it is all the fault of those damn American colonists!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 05, 2013 06:13 PM (Cnqmv)
Yes, because we all know that the Charge of the Royal Virginia Horse during the Battle of Waterloo helped turn the battle!
The Horse Guards... Best Horsed and Worst Led.... Royal Americans... Worst Horsed and Best Led!
And who can forget the Kentucky Fussiliers defense at Hugomont! With Old Hickory in such Masterful Command!
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 05, 2013 02:18 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Mallfly at July 05, 2013 06:12 PM
Iowahawk nailed it on Twitter ..
Unemployment report in a nutshell: the Taco Bell that had 30 40 hour workers now has 40 30 hour workers.—
David Burge (@iowahawkblog)
Posted by: kbdabear at July 05, 2013 02:18 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse at July 05, 2013 02:18 PM (uLzrM)
Still can't get over that "hate mail" to the Redskins player. What's worse is Gabriel
Malor affirming the absurd notion that it was hate mail.
Welcome to the age when anyone isn't fully on board with whatever you do, it's considered 'hate.'
Posted by: soothie at July 05, 2013 02:18 PM (+oin+)
Posted by: Fritz at July 05, 2013 02:18 PM (G9Mmf)
Posted by: John "Magic Hat" Kerry
You know that shit is bad when the one thing that the Israelis and Palestinians agree on is that Lurch is a frickin tool. They are all looking at him going what the f*? Then he scoots off to his yacht while the ME burns.
Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2013 02:20 PM (EAgmr)
I wonder why Goodyear can't sell the plant to a dummy corporation which then goes bankrupt and shuts the place down. In fact, there may be a whole bunch of other factories in the same position that could be sold to that same kamakazi corporation. In fact, I am kind of puzzled as to why the Russian Mafia is not already doing this kind of thing.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at July 05, 2013 02:20 PM (31Nrp)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 02:21 PM (wR+pz)
130...Why do people think something is so great they want to join in and the first thing they want to do is change the rules?
Posted by: Golfman in NC at July 05, 2013 06:14 PM (1DHGT)
-------
Exactly, Golfman.
Why do immigrants want to come here in the first place...if all they want to do is change this into the same sort of shithole that they fled from?
Answer:
Because they are fucking predators.
Posted by: wheatie at July 05, 2013 02:21 PM (XWSNs)
Posted by: The NSA at July 05, 2013 02:21 PM (mCNwt)
"Will the statehouse plaza look like Tahrir Square when I get there, running crowds, gunfire, tanks, all that shit?"
It wouldn't surprise me, but rest well that the statehouse allows CC. 
Posted by: Lauren at July 05, 2013 02:21 PM (ikxXh)
Posted by: Jon Karry what seved in Vietnam at July 05, 2013 02:21 PM (uLzrM)
So many factors involved. Working days or days off? Friends and/or neighbors who know you're stocked? Pretending you're not home and skipping meals? Level of pissed-offed-ness? There really is no simple answer here and, as always, your results may vary.
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 02:22 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 05, 2013 02:22 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: Lauren at July 05, 2013 02:22 PM (ikxXh)
Posted by: George Orwell caught in the downspout at July 05, 2013 02:22 PM (mCNwt)
Years ago he did a price called "Why I am a Democrat" -- one reason was he believed in raising taxes on the rich because they're just going to spend the money on thins like mink spats.
He can also be excellent when serious, eg, his analysis comparing the Wisconsin (unionized) and Texas (non-union) school systems:
http://tinyurl.com/4q8pboz
Posted by: Mallfly at July 05, 2013 02:22 PM (bJm7W)
I saw at least 2 chutes that didn't open- oh, the 1/64th scale humanity!
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 02:23 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2013 02:23 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 02:23 PM (57bzg)
RIP both of them by a DUI driver who also died.
Wow. Now I'm going to feel bad whenever Ace links to them. Sad story.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 05, 2013 02:23 PM (DuH+r)
Posted by: shredded chi at July 05, 2013 02:24 PM (mg2aA)
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 02:24 PM (8lmkt)
And who can forget the Kentucky Fussiliers defense at Hugomont! With Old Hickory in such Masterful Command!
That actually sounds like a cool alt-history novel.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 02:24 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 02:25 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Mr Pee Pee at July 05, 2013 02:25 PM (2ArJQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 02:25 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at July 05, 2013 02:25 PM (1DHGT)
Then they'd be happy and we'd be happy.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 02:26 PM (4Mv1T)
RC Zero mid-airs with an RC helicopter.
http://youtu.be/zSHYpM1JDKE
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 02:26 PM (PzMYS)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 05, 2013 02:26 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 05, 2013 02:27 PM (0iJzo)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 02:27 PM (PzMYS)
Posted by: Mr Pee Pee at July 05, 2013 02:28 PM (2ArJQ)
What if you're sitting on the back porch on a hot July evening playing Tchaikovsky's 6th REALLY LOUD to annoy the neighbors?
Posted by: Mr Pee Pee at July 05, 2013 06:25 PM (2ArJQ)
Well, Mr Pee Pee (nice choice of aggro-tune, btw!!), if any of them go warm on you, those are the ones you should lob at anyone with the gall to come over and complain. Or you can fill the empties with beer piss and use those. Again, your results may vary, there are so many factors involved.
Raises a can of cheap swill in Mr Pee Pee's general direction!!
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 02:28 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at July 05, 2013 02:28 PM (aozUR)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 02:29 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 06:29 PM (wR+pz)
Second drink? What time zone are you in???
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 02:30 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at July 05, 2013 02:30 PM (X4HxX)
That actually sounds like a cool alt-history novel.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 06:24 PM (lr3d7)
Yes... it was soon after the Royal Aborginal Brigade from the Five Civilized Tribes had ambushed Napoleons ammunition Train... thus curtailing the Grande Batterys ability to sustain the bombardment!
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 05, 2013 02:31 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse at July 05, 2013 02:31 PM (uLzrM)
My current policy is to not donate over the phone for anyone, including charities. I ask for info to be mailed to me or to give me a web site.
This woman got belligrent and told me I was failing in my duty as an American, and that I had better get with the program or I would regret it!
I hung up on her and I never do that. I was so damn mad that I got to wondering if OFA is calling GOP donors to get them PO'd at the Tea Party.
Posted by: Miss Marple at July 05, 2013 02:31 PM (GoIUi)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Aaron-Jasinski-21.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 02:31 PM (PzMYS)
*splayed in circle of fans*
Speaking of unbearable heat, I'm loving that the Church of Satan has distanced itself from the "Hail Satan!" pro-abortion chanters in Texas. That made me smile.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at July 05, 2013 02:32 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 02:33 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: shredded chi at July 05, 2013 02:33 PM (mg2aA)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 02:33 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Michael Nifong at July 05, 2013 02:34 PM (NVUJF)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at July 05, 2013 02:34 PM (1DHGT)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 05, 2013 02:34 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 02:35 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 05, 2013 02:35 PM (XYSwB)
Miss Marple, great minds think alike!! That is exactly what I do. I will not reward anyone for bothering my ass on my phone that I pay for. I can't believe they got belligerent with you, little bastids. I am always nice about it but, if they push, I tell them that I only donate directly to specific candidates these days. I can't believe someone was rude to you, that really pisses me off.
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 02:35 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 02:35 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 02:35 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 02:35 PM (PzMYS)
Posted by: Rachel Jeantel [/i] at July 05, 2013 02:37 PM (U2UQk)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at July 05, 2013 02:37 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Beat The French! at July 05, 2013 02:38 PM (QgAFR)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 05, 2013 06:35 PM (pxDth)
I salute your restraint.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 05, 2013 02:38 PM (WW8xK)
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 02:38 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 02:39 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: CAC at July 05, 2013 02:39 PM (31yuo)
However, I think OFA was a more likely source. I was so damn mad I was ready to call Tea party people in my area. AND, since I am on the "do not call" list, I figured that the only people who WOULD call me would be Obama people.
So I am glad that I hung up on her.
ALL GOP callers get my standard message about no phone donations PLUS my spiel abut how I am afraiad of the IRS and do not want my name on the list. Maybe the lack of donations will light a fire under the RNC and the Congressional GOP.
Posted by: Miss Marple at July 05, 2013 02:39 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 02:39 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: US Army War Crimes at July 05, 2013 02:39 PM (QgAFR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 05, 2013 02:39 PM (PzMYS)
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They've been doing that on a "Capital Fourth" for years.
Gotta love the Howitzers. I had the finally of two fireworks shows just to my south and few miles more to my north while the "Overture" was blasting in surround sound.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 02:40 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 06:39 PM (jjvz+)
??? What's to wonder about? Oil they got, water not so much
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 05, 2013 02:40 PM (gXLJL)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 02:40 PM (lr3d7)
Grab all of the cheap liquor you can before the Asians on the roof draw a bead on your ass. They will fucking kill you.
Posted by: Fritz at July 05, 2013 02:40 PM (G9Mmf)
Do You Know Who He Is?
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 02:41 PM (8sCoq)
However, no work.
So yeah, pretty good day.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 06:35 PM (GEICT)
See, this is why I didn't turn on the news AT ALL today. I decided to take a whole day off from RAAAGGGEEEEE!!!! I sewed instead. It was wonderfully refreshing.
I don't even want to know what happened during the Z trial. I saw the post down below about the half-brother saying, "Yeah, it's totally Traytable's voice screaming on that tape, yep." If I read or listen to anymore about it I'll ragestroke and then furyfaint all up in this hizzy.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at July 05, 2013 02:41 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Mayday at July 05, 2013 02:41 PM (eHc+1)
Posted by: US Army War Crimes at July 05, 2013 02:41 PM (QgAFR)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 02:42 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2013 02:42 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 05, 2013 02:42 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 06:38 PM (8lmkt)
Cue the 'Rons saying, "Peaches wasn't wearing a bra? Pics or it didn't happen!"
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at July 05, 2013 02:42 PM (CA2NO)
I guess the money spent on FB likes for State didn't improve anything. Shocking.
Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2013 02:42 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 05, 2013 02:42 PM (XIxXP)
190...
Walker being ermmm, "friendly" towards Go8 amnesty bill.
At least in principle it sounded.
Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at July 05, 2013 06:30 PM (X4HxX)
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Yeah, I brought that up with CAC last night, on the ONT.
Since I've been really liking Gov. Walker...I'm kinda bummed out about it.
His remarks about 'not needing any Border Security, if we just had a better immigration policy'...are weapons grade stupid.
We will *always* need Border Security.
Posted by: wheatie at July 05, 2013 02:42 PM (XWSNs)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 02:43 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 02:43 PM (GEICT)
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Funny. My parents are from there, and my wife's first husband had a dealership there, too. She fired his arse. Stuck with me and the boys now.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 02:43 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2013 02:44 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 05, 2013 02:44 PM (gXLJL)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 05, 2013 02:44 PM (XIxXP)
"He was in constant communication with the White House Situation room and our Embassy in Cairo while kayaking in his one-man kayak this morning..."
***
I'm wondering where the chauffeur sits.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 05, 2013 02:44 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 02:45 PM (wR+pz)
Her and me both, baby. I love it when they swing free.
Posted by: Helen Thomas at July 05, 2013 02:45 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 06:43 PM (lr3d7)
It is never wrong to think of Peaches, ya little whippersnapper. Now save my place, I'll brb.
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 02:46 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Lauren at July 05, 2013 02:46 PM (ikxXh)
The roll must be halal. Maybe wit a little goat butter.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 05, 2013 02:46 PM (BES7t)
Posted by: Proletarian Shopping at July 05, 2013 02:46 PM (QgAFR)
Um. It appears I was really hungry when I ordered all this Chinese. At least I'll have lunch tomorrow she says as if she won't eat all of it.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 05, 2013 02:46 PM (Gk3SS)
I guess the money spent on FB likes for State didn't improve anything. Shocking.
Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2013 06:42 PM (EAgmr)
See, this is what happens when you appoint a gentrified Frenchman who looks like a pony and who's married to a redheaded beastwoman as Secretary of State. He goes yachting while the pillars of the world tremble. They should have expected this shit.
Hey, so, when Obammy appointed Horseface as SecState, was that, like, his "Caligula appoints his horse to the Roman Senate" moment?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at July 05, 2013 02:47 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 05, 2013 02:47 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 02:48 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: wooga at July 05, 2013 02:48 PM (NPKK0)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 02:48 PM (wR+pz)
The roll must be halal. Maybe wit a little goat butter.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 05, 2013 06:46 PM (BES7t)
onto my 2nd gin and tonic. cut me a break
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 05, 2013 02:48 PM (gXLJL)
If you faint, I'll be happy to come up there and smack you back awake like they do in the movies.
Cause I'm all noble and shit like that.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 06:43 PM (GEICT)
*swoon*
My hero!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at July 05, 2013 02:48 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 02:48 PM (OSARm)
Um. It appears I was really hungry when I ordered all this Chinese. At least I'll have lunch tomorrow she says as if she won't eat all of it.
*nom**nom**nom*
I'm sorry, did you want some of this General Tsao's Chicken?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 02:49 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Proletarian Shopping at July 05, 2013 02:49 PM (QgAFR)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 05, 2013 02:49 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 05, 2013 02:50 PM (V1ZIU)
Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2013 02:50 PM (EAgmr)
stroked while listening to the Zimmerman trial.
I hope you were using some kind of lube, or you may have damaged the poor little guy.
What? The other kind of stroke? It all makes sense now.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 05, 2013 02:50 PM (jGsIV)
@260
Riot Pro Tip: Look for windowless van stashed near the store and wait for rival gang to fill it up with loot. Then steal it.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 05, 2013 02:51 PM (pxDth)
Here. You can have some of the crab rangoon. And one of the wontons. And half of the egg roll. *hovers protectively over beef with broccoli and hot and sour soup*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 05, 2013 02:51 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 02:51 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: wooga at July 05, 2013 02:52 PM (NPKK0)
Posted by: UWP at July 05, 2013 02:52 PM (r98SZ)
Posted by: spypeach at July 05, 2013 02:52 PM (0n1+D)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 06:48 PM (OSARm)
*waves paw imperially* No royalties due. I'm generous like that.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 05, 2013 02:52 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 05, 2013 02:53 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 05, 2013 02:53 PM (XIxXP)
I get kinda pissy when she screams "I hope you get lung cancer and die"to my sister.
I won round one. Don't fuck with Aunt MPFS.
Posted by: mpfs at July 05, 2013 02:53 PM (LKriP)
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I've never quite figured out that deal where they wiggle, squiggle, and pull the bra out of the sleeve of whatever they are wearing...., I think it's magic. I DO remember the first time that a girl in my company did that..., surprised I didn't swoon. No blood left in my head.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 05, 2013 02:53 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 02:53 PM (wR+pz)
CBS: after repeatedly denying it, state dept concedes secy Kerry spent time on his boat as Egypt coup unfolded http://t.co/bMfHv8aEqt
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 06:51 PM (jjvz+)
Anyone else think it's funny that the State Dept folded like a cheap handkerchief and admitted that Kerry was goofing off during the Egypt coup, but we STILL DON'T KNOW where the fuck Obammy was during Benghazi?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at July 05, 2013 02:53 PM (CA2NO)
Ok, ngu that one just made me chuckle.
But as far as the MB role, Obumbles always goes with the most radical muzzie or marxist side.
Hondourus - supported the wannabe dictator.
Iran - did not help the young and student uprising against the Muzzie Govt.
Libya - went with the MB against Quaddafi.
Egypt - went with the MB twice.
Syria - supporting al queda vs Assad.
Kenya - supports the marxists muzzies.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 05, 2013 02:54 PM (BES7t)
OK I did Spypeach - I seriously meant to replace the bottle but was too drunk to drive
Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2013 02:54 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 05, 2013 02:55 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 05, 2013 02:55 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at July 05, 2013 02:56 PM (1DHGT)
Posted by: Lace Wigs [/i] at July 05, 2013 02:56 PM (U2UQk)
Posted by: Mr Pee Pee at July 05, 2013 02:56 PM (2ArJQ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 02:57 PM (jjvz+)
well, pictures of Kerry on the boat surfaced
there are (that we know) no pictures of Reggie's balls on 0bama's chin the night of 9/11-12/12
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 02:57 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: wooga at July 05, 2013 06:48 PM (NPKK0)
I always heard puking is your body's way of saying enough is enough.
good grief . . . I have on hiccup and I'm done. of course, I am well past my prime . . .
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 02:57 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2013 02:57 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2013 02:58 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 05, 2013 02:58 PM (pxDth)
there are (that we know) no pictures of Reggie's balls on 0bama's chin the night of 9/11-12/12
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 06:57 PM (8sCoq)
I'm sure they exist. *shudder*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at July 05, 2013 02:58 PM (CA2NO)
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It. Is. Incomprehensible.
Maybe we could "borrow" the Egyptian Military for a few days. They certainly set a good example.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 02:58 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: John Kerry not riding a yacht moored in Rhode Island at July 05, 2013 02:58 PM (1DHGT)
"Shoot to Kill"
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 06:53 PM (wR+pz)
Well, Daryl muthafuckin' Gates was at a cocktail party over in Bel Air and refused to deploy his troops. May he roast on a spit in hell.
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 02:59 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at July 05, 2013 02:59 PM (CA2NO)
CBS: after repeatedly denying it, state dept concedes secy Kerry
spent time on his boat as Egypt coup unfolded http://t.co/bMfHv8aEqt
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 06:51 PM
But .. But .. BOOOSHH!!11!! My Pet Goat!!
Posted by: In Before the Troll at July 05, 2013 02:59 PM (/9IC1)
They could also let the public know in advance rioting will.not.be.tolerated. Will be interesting to see what, if anything, TPTB do.
Posted by: Mayday at July 05, 2013 03:00 PM (eHc+1)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:00 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at July 05, 2013 03:01 PM (CA2NO)
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We might as well get some use out them.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 03:01 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2013 03:01 PM (7A4qQ)
Posted by: Lace Wigs at July 05, 2013 06:56 PM (U2UQk)
Riot Pro Tip: Better? Leave your cell phone, and your Homeys Obamaphones, with a friend in a secure location well away from the Riot... and have said friend Test and run searches and aps from your phones periodicaly.
Instant Aliby...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 05, 2013 03:01 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 03:01 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 03:02 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: spypeach at July 05, 2013 03:02 PM (0n1+D)
Posted by: Stephen Friday Song Blair at July 05, 2013 03:02 PM (WX3R9)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 03:02 PM (OSARm)
I am sure that Sharpton, Maddow, and Twinkles won't put up much of a fight.
Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2013 03:03 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: 13times at July 05, 2013 03:03 PM (fGPLK)
Posted by: Proletarian Shopping at July 05, 2013 03:03 PM (QgAFR)
Always turn on the local media newscasts to find out where local law enforcement have an on-the-scene presence.
The media will direct you to easy pickings in advance of LEO deployments.
Posted by: Fritz at July 05, 2013 03:03 PM (G9Mmf)
Wow!!!! Thanks for sharing that, I never would have seen it otherwise. Holy crap.
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 03:04 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 05, 2013 03:04 PM (kmlM7)
Posted by: Proletarian Shopping at July 05, 2013 03:04 PM (QgAFR)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2013 03:05 PM (7A4qQ)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at July 05, 2013 03:05 PM (1DHGT)
I had a serious inquiry today about a fictitious story by Duh Progressive. Thanks a lot, dudes.
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 03:05 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:05 PM (jjvz+)
My Bullshit Meter is twitching wildly.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2013 03:05 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Me Pee Pee a lot at July 05, 2013 07:02 PM (1DHGT)
In ONE day?? Dang, Mr Pee Pee (or Me Pee Pee, whoever the fuck you are). That is pretty epic right there.
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 03:05 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: The littl shyning man at July 05, 2013 03:05 PM (PH+2B)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 03:06 PM (iv5K+)
RE: Obamacare
Is there anyway conservatives can't sabotage the exchanges by hiring away the key IT workers tasked with programming the portals? For example, imagine the Koch bros or another wealthy GOP donor going to these guys and gals and offering pay a year's salary to just sit at home. Would that be bad form? [Like we should even care at this point.]
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 05, 2013 03:06 PM (UypUQ)
Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2013 03:06 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2013 07:05 PM (7A4qQ)
d'oh!!!! sad panda . . .
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 03:06 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at July 05, 2013 03:06 PM (1DHGT)
I can count you in for a large donation to my exploratory campaign for 2016 then?
Posted by: Marco Rubio at July 05, 2013 03:06 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:07 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Marco Rubio at July 05, 2013 07:06 PM (/9IC1)
Ouch
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2013 03:08 PM (8ZskC)
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Pig Latin.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 03:08 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 05, 2013 03:08 PM (ZshNr)
Nurse was surprised today. She said that some people are much more sensitive to caf than others. For me, I can't feel when my BP is high. I feel fine all the time. Well, now that the Lymes is beaten down again, I feel fine all the time.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 03:08 PM (OSARm)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:08 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Rachel Jentel at July 05, 2013 03:09 PM (1DHGT)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 03:09 PM (wR+pz)
Erick isn't one of those guys that I'm glad is on our side sometimes
One time he went over the line and instead of letting it go, he retweeted all the backlash he got. It was extremely annoying but Erickson isn't big on self-awareness
Posted by: kbdabear at July 05, 2013 03:10 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:10 PM (jjvz+)
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My BIL was the XO at the Coast Guard station at Buxton just south of Rodanthe some years ago. Had the keys to the Hatteras lighthouse.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 03:10 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 03:10 PM (wR+pz)
Yeah but he only does it because he loves us, right? Its going to get better, right?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 03:10 PM (OSARm)
I've been eating Krispy Kremes all day.
I was at the drive-thru at 5:45 this morning.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 07:08 PM (jjvz+)
Oh, God bless you, Niedermeyer!!! Way to fall off the wagon (got any leftovers???)
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 03:11 PM (8lmkt)
I brought Jan III Sobieski to Vienna and he worked out just fine.
Posted by: Ernst Rüdiger Graf von Starhemberg at July 05, 2013 03:11 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2013 03:11 PM (7A4qQ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:11 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 03:11 PM (iv5K+)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 05, 2013 03:11 PM (ZshNr)
pretending like he was actually paying attention to what happened in
Egypt? Or has he dropped the facade and admitted that he checked out to
go on vacation while the situation was still hot?
Do You Know Who He Is?
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 06:41 PM (8sCoq)
"Who are you peasants and why are you speaking thusly about my Johnny-boy! Curses to you all! May you lose your servants and have to ride a commercial jet! May you have to use a public restroom! May you have to wear off the rack! Bowling shoes!
It is the 4th, we have to take The Isabel out from dry dock. It is written in our prenup---she cannot stay in Rhode Island over the summer, you plebeians. How dare you judge my little pookie-bear"*waves to nameless servant to bring another flute of champagne while rolling eyes as what is the big deal and what does it matter anyway?*
Posted by: Tureeza Heinz Kerry, at July 05, 2013 03:11 PM (baL2B)
NDH,
You have to take a break every once in a while. I usually stuff myself on the weekends. Tomorrow morning will be a huge stack of homemade pancakes and Mexican Coca-Cola to wash it down. Then lunch with a big greasy burger.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 03:12 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Bigby's Purple Fingers at July 05, 2013 03:12 PM (RLTt1)
yeah, that was major loose shit right there . . .
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 03:12 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 03:12 PM (wR+pz)
this is about as good as it gets
Posted by: chemjeff at July 05, 2013 03:14 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 03:15 PM (iv5K+)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at July 05, 2013 03:16 PM (1DHGT)
Posted by: Lace Wigs [/i] at July 05, 2013 03:16 PM (U2UQk)
Posted by: puddleglum at July 05, 2013 06:00 PM (OahYo)
Morgan can go shag himself...or wait till London is all Muzziville and they will do it for him.
Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at July 05, 2013 03:16 PM (/7gW+)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 05, 2013 03:17 PM (kmlM7)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at July 05, 2013 03:18 PM (1DHGT)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 03:18 PM (iv5K+)
Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at July 05, 2013 03:18 PM (/7gW+)
drudge was just updated, horrifying pic of the dead firefighters and, for comic relief, that shitwad kerry on his windsurfing thingy. i hate him.
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 03:19 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 05, 2013 03:21 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:21 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 03:21 PM (iv5K+)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 05, 2013 03:22 PM (kmlM7)
I'm going to go eat some worms.
And by worms, I DO NOT mean penises.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2013 03:22 PM (BeSEI)
http://bit.ly/19ZSx85
The smaller of Obama’s two microphones, which was clipped inches below Obama’s shirt collar, was supposed to have been turned off immediately after his closing remarks to guests and reporters on the White House lawn. But the microphone remained “hot,” catching the President muttering: “God, this holiday sucks! All this national pride shit get’s on my nerves.” He continued on saying “You’d think we’d stop celebrating the birth of the worst imperial power in history – but nooooo… we have to do this flag-waving bullshit every year,” Obama muttered more as he made his way from the podium. “I can’t believe I have to miss a good day of golf for this crap!”
Obama tacked on a couple more self-pitying quips before removing his clip-on mic, “…Could have been at Oakmont with Jay-Z now trying out that new Callaway set Alec (Baldwin) gave me last year! Damn this day sucks!”
Dave Boyer of the Washington Times said “This was definitely the worst ‘hot mic’ incident I’ve ever heard. I’ve heard a lot of politicians say candid things when they’ve thought no one was listening, but this takes the cake. (Obama’s) comments were very insulting and shocking.”
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2013 07:01 PM (7A4qQ)
Clearly a case of "Fake But Accurate"
Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2013 03:22 PM (LI48c)
Drudge pushes the envelope some.
Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 07:21 PM (iv5K+)
Lying in the dirt, draped with American flags. It's not in bad taste, at all, it just a very harsh and respectful reality shot. God bless their families and God rest their souls.
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 03:22 PM (8lmkt)
man I wish there was one here
although if there was, probably half the servers would be students of mine
Posted by: chemjeff at July 05, 2013 03:23 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at July 05, 2013 03:23 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 03:23 PM (iv5K+)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:24 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 03:25 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 03:26 PM (iv5K+)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 05, 2013 03:27 PM (kmlM7)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 03:27 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:27 PM (jjvz+)
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It's worse than that. My 17 yo here in NC shops for it but not willing to pay.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 03:28 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 05, 2013 03:28 PM (kmlM7)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:28 PM (jjvz+)
If you live in CO then you see North Face showoffs everywhere
Indeed. I love the douchebag couple in their matching North Face fleece jackets. Dictionary definition of "tools".
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 03:28 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: lowandslow at July 05, 2013 03:29 PM (Fz2C7)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 03:29 PM (4Mv1T)
It's worse than that. My 17 yo here in NC shops for it but not willing to pay.
Five finger discount?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 05, 2013 03:29 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:29 PM (jjvz+)
I hung up on her and I never do that. I was so damn mad that I got to wondering if OFA is calling GOP donors to get them PO'd at the Tea Party.
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Just had a thought...
We just recently found out that the IRS has been wrecking attempts by Tea Party groups to get registered as non-profits. Seems a bit suspicious that you'd get a phone call from a group claiming to be something that the IRS hasn't been allowing.
Maybe if it happens to anyone else it would be best to string them along for a bit and see if it's possible to find out more information on who these people are.
Posted by: junior at July 05, 2013 03:29 PM (UWFpX)
But tequila makes your clothes fall off . . .
so donuts and tequila it is then
Posted by: chemjeff at July 05, 2013 03:30 PM (9GG/0)
Yeah... North Face is for braving that hellish 20 yards from your Subaru Outback to the front door of Starbucks
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 03:31 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 05, 2013 03:31 PM (kmlM7)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 05, 2013 07:31 PM (kmlM7)
bwahahahahahahahaha!!!! well played, my friend, well played!
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 03:32 PM (8lmkt)
one tequila two tequila three tequila floor
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 03:32 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 03:32 PM (iv5K+)
donuts and bailey's, with a shot of tequila for good measure
Posted by: chemjeff at July 05, 2013 03:32 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:32 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2013 03:33 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at July 05, 2013 03:33 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: SarahW at July 05, 2013 03:33 PM (LYwCh)
Posted by: ALH at July 05, 2013 03:34 PM (AHcCN)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:34 PM (jjvz+)
It's not just here, the whole internet is like this. Every month our memories reset. It's like we all have Alzheimers.
Posted by: soothie at July 05, 2013 03:35 PM (vyPsz)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 05, 2013 03:35 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: soothie at July 05, 2013 07:35 PM (vyPsz)
Do I know you?
Posted by: chemjeff at July 05, 2013 03:36 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: ChristyBloatedBlinky,Redneck Queen and aging supermodel who makes Kate Upton look like a dimmycrat at July 05, 2013 03:37 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: Killerdog at July 05, 2013 03:37 PM (Oi60j)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 03:37 PM (iv5K+)
You forgot 'climate change'
and Bush
Posted by: chemjeff at July 05, 2013 03:37 PM (9GG/0)
Oh, sure, play the "taunty bitch" card . . . me so hungry now!!!
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 03:38 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:38 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 03:38 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:38 PM (jjvz+)
What, has he upped his game?? Like, a lot???
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 03:39 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: lindafell at July 05, 2013 03:39 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 03:39 PM (iv5K+)
Posted by: SarahW at July 05, 2013 07:33 PM (LYwCh)
How scary. Glad you are not too hurted. Take care.
Posted by: ChristyBloatedBlinky,Redneck Queen and aging supermodel who makes Kate Upton look like a dimmycrat at July 05, 2013 03:39 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at July 05, 2013 03:40 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:41 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Killerdog at July 05, 2013 03:41 PM (Oi60j)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:41 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 03:42 PM (iv5K+)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 03:44 PM (iv5K+)
What, has he upped his game?? Like, a lot???
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 07:39 PM (8lmkt)
I think he's a horse's face.
Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2013 03:44 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:44 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 07:41 PM (jjvz+)
But who actually likes twinkies?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 05, 2013 03:44 PM (ioT3q)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 03:45 PM (iv5K+)
Posted by: Killerdog at July 05, 2013 03:45 PM (Oi60j)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 05, 2013 03:46 PM (kmlM7)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:46 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Lauren at July 05, 2013 03:48 PM (ikxXh)
***
I like their chocolate Zingers.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 07:46 PM (jjvz+)
I like turtles...and eating paste.
Posted by: Joey Biden at July 05, 2013 03:48 PM (GgPam)
--
And to be swift boating during the Egypt revolution, one brought about by the fubar fiasco that is his boss? He, Hillary and TFG are the laughingstock of the universe.
Posted by: Mayday at July 05, 2013 03:49 PM (eHc+1)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:49 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 03:49 PM (iv5K+)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 07:44 PM (jjvz+)
You mean the ones that broke the blog so everything had to be disabled so its impossible to post nice simple links to your posts. Yeah it was fucking hilarious to be unable to read the blog.
Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2013 03:49 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: Lauren at July 05, 2013 07:48 PM (ikxXh)
I call them "Reggies."
Posted by: Obamao the Magnificent and Most Merciful at July 05, 2013 03:50 PM (GgPam)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 05, 2013 03:50 PM (BoUAK)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 05, 2013 03:50 PM (V1ZIU)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 03:51 PM (iv5K+)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:51 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 05, 2013 03:52 PM (kmlM7)
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 03:52 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 03:52 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:53 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:53 PM (jjvz+)
***
And Oklahoma!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INOeZnfUuIY
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 07:51 PM (jjvz+)
I like Jill too. She puts corks on the end of my forks.
Posted by: Joey Biden at July 05, 2013 03:53 PM (GgPam)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 03:53 PM (OSARm)
Posted by: lindafell at July 05, 2013 03:54 PM (PGO8C)
434 Does anybody else think John "Fucken" Kerry is a horses ass?What, has he upped his game?? Like, a lot???
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 07:39 PM (8lmkt)
I think he's a horse's face.
Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2013 07:44 PM (LI48c)
How dare you serfs discuss my Johnny-boy's handsome face! It is well known he was not only premature (with a very soft and pliable skull), but his ignorant nanny kept leaving him on his side as an infant! In addition, in his early years, he had his darling head squashed a bit by the dumbwaiter in France. A friend told him to look for snipe there and there was a bit of a problem. How dare you! *signals for another crystal coupe of Dom, throws empty into fireplace with crash, scaring her poodle, Oprahpoo, into a peeing shiver on silk sofa*
Posted by: Tureza Heinz Kerry, First Lady, Secretary of State Castle somewhere in PA at July 05, 2013 03:54 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:54 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 07:53 PM (OSARm)
well I can always head on down to Applebee's if you want to live vicariously through me
Posted by: chemjeff at July 05, 2013 03:54 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 03:54 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 03:55 PM (iv5K+)
{bows head} Let us pray . ..
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 03:55 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 07:48 PM (iv5K+)
Had one when the Hostess close-down brouhaha was going on. Tasted rather nasty to me.
I also find it amusing that all the responses have expressed a like for other Hostess products but not twinkies.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 05, 2013 03:55 PM (ioT3q)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:55 PM (jjvz+)
Can I put you on standby for Fapplebees? Gotta see how BTH does for the team. He is in a target rich environment.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 03:56 PM (OSARm)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 05, 2013 03:57 PM (kmlM7)
and the crowd goes wild . . .
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2013 03:57 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:58 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 03:58 PM (OSARm)
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 03:58 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 03:59 PM (iv5K+)
2 questions: Can you see all of it? If no, do you want to see all of it?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 03:59 PM (OSARm)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 03:59 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 07:53 PM (jjvz+)
The one that made everyone start trying it and made the blog impossible to read that night, and every other time idiots kept doing it finally culminating in the troll breaking the blog horribly.
But the first night it was done the blog was also unreadable from all the stupid marquee shit.
Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2013 04:00 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 05, 2013 04:01 PM (0IhFx)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 04:01 PM (iv5K+)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 05, 2013 04:01 PM (kmlM7)
Will any colleges accept a "3" for course credit?
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 04:02 PM (4Mv1T)
I vaguely remember that- something about 'you' and how every user saw every comment as directed solely at them-
there was also an incident when for about a week, you could post pictures with your comment
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 04:02 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 05, 2013 04:04 PM (iv5K+)
there was also an incident when for about a week, you could post pictures with your comment
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 08:02 PM (8sCoq)
The 'you' stuff is on the secret "new" blog.
Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2013 04:04 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2013 04:04 PM (57bzg)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 04:04 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 05, 2013 04:05 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 05, 2013 08:02 PM (4Mv1T)<<
As of several years ago, the answer was yes for some colleges and universities. Nearly all took 4's. A very few insisted on 5's for credit. I do not have up to date stats - sorry.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 05, 2013 04:05 PM (OSARm)
I found it on another blog earlier today- kinda been saving it for an ONT rollout but I thought, wtf
so here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 04:06 PM (8sCoq)
More people killed and injured in Chicago yesterday than in the Cairo day of rage.
6 dead, 28 injured. Kind of a slow start to the weekend.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 05, 2013 04:06 PM (0IhFx)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 05, 2013 04:51 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: SarahW at July 05, 2013 05:42 PM (LYwCh)
"Re: One of the most powerful, single posts I've read on GLP in years, the author is Snapdragonn, regarding the massacre in Boston today."
http://tinyurl.com/l85vttl
Posted by: caustic at July 05, 2013 06:27 PM (/b8+5)
Posted by: John the Baptist at July 06, 2013 05:25 AM (ul3m4)
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