July 30, 2013

Leftism, the Ideology of the Intelligent, Educated, Informed, and Nuanced
— Ace

I have some calls to delete this comment by "WHOOPS."

Nope. I'm front-paging it.

Come bear witness to the furious intellectual firepower of the Marxist bien pensants.

Gee, wonder which former CIA asset will give us an excuse to invade yet another country, engage in crimes against humanity and war profiteering?

And when we shoot down your bullshit as fast as you can sling it, will Christian fundamentalist elements in our military stage another NBC attack on our nation?

You know, it really sucks that there's nothing much of value in teabilly country to attack. We shouldn't have to pay for the crimes of the "my god is bigger than your god" crowd.

But hey, keep disenfranchising minorities and desperately trying to control the sexuality of women. The rest of us humans will eventually push you 19th century cretins and your weaponized kids out of American life forever.

I don't know which I love more, the rote recitation of Internet-based "learning" and banal cant, or the screechy histrionics.

Leftism is not a politics, it is a psychology. Always was, always will be. It is the philosophy of the loser, a justification for his failure to excel in society.

This is not ideology; it is self-therapy. A bit like alcoholism but the poison flows outward.


Polar Bears, Serious You Guys.

Posted by: Ace at 12:28 PM | Comments (363)
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1 hey you

Posted by: Mallfly at July 30, 2013 12:29 PM (bJm7W)

2 You know it's probably Average Joe, don't you? Well, that or Michael Shulan.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2013 12:30 PM (qyfb5)

3 Controlling women's sexuality has become quite a chore of late. I barely have time to drink.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2013 12:30 PM (8ZskC)

4 by the way, whatta loon. Occupy airhead?

Posted by: Mallfly at July 30, 2013 12:31 PM (bJm7W)

5 I really don't want to control women's sexuality; it's more like I want to channel it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2013 12:31 PM (8ZskC)

6 Controlling women's sexuality is too much work. I prefer weaponized children. And the middle class.

Posted by: Defiantly not Meghan McCain at July 30, 2013 12:32 PM (rCS6C)

7 Surprised the little shit didn't use 'hupersons'

Posted by: RWC at July 30, 2013 12:32 PM (fWAjv)

8 I wonder how many monkeys on typewriters and how long it took to craft that WHOOPS comment.

Posted by: Gaff at July 30, 2013 12:32 PM (jPS2y)

9 Teabilly.

Yow.  That smarts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2013 12:32 PM (8ZskC)

10 kind of guy who thinks he's a pianist because he can play Chopsticks with his eyes closed.

Posted by: Mallfly at July 30, 2013 12:32 PM (bJm7W)

11 You know, Ace, the way it started I wasn't sure if it was from the left or the LuapNor right. The Christian-baiting seemed a clue, and then the whole disenfranchisement and control of women's sexuality left no doubt.

Posted by: JPS at July 30, 2013 12:32 PM (g11mv)

12 Seriously

Posted by: Yip at July 30, 2013 12:32 PM (/jHWN)

13 Comments like that take me back to college...

Posted by: brak at July 30, 2013 12:32 PM (M2qTM)

14 Interesting experiment, by the way: The diametric opposite of "don't feed the trolls."

Posted by: JPS at July 30, 2013 12:33 PM (g11mv)

15 He forgot to mention Halliburton.  It seems germane.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2013 12:33 PM (8ZskC)

16 Liberalism as a pathology? check. Dismembering the various liberal argument techniques? check. It feels like it's the good old days on AOS.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at July 30, 2013 12:34 PM (QxSug)

17 Let's run through all the Christian terror attacks since 2001... ...ummmm... ...errrr... ...ahhhh... Hm.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2013 12:34 PM (qyfb5)

18 clearly not one of the Elite or he would have fit in some mentions of global warming and the Koch Brothers.

Posted by: Mallfly at July 30, 2013 12:34 PM (bJm7W)

19 Is it still allowed to come and play? Hit and run?

Posted by: RWC at July 30, 2013 12:34 PM (fWAjv)

20 Teabilly.

Yow. That smarts.>>

Yeah it hurts so much I think I'll get it printed on a camo baseball cap to wear.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 30, 2013 12:34 PM (wrS2o)

21 "I prefer weaponized children." So do I. - Harry Reid

Posted by: Irish Mike at July 30, 2013 12:34 PM (Gcbgm)

22 Let's run through all the Christian terror attacks since 2001... ...ummmm... ...errrr... ...ahhhh... Hm. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at July 30, 2013 04:34 PM (qyfb5) I know...BOSTON! Ummm...wait...

Posted by: EC at July 30, 2013 12:34 PM (GQ8sn)

23 feelings.

Posted by: trailortrash at July 30, 2013 12:34 PM (xllDV)

24 It's a little too perfect though. might be a fake.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at July 30, 2013 12:35 PM (QxSug)

25 Interesting experiment, by the way: The diametric opposite of "don't feed the trolls." Posted by: JPS at July 30, 2013 04:33 PM (g11mv) I *think* it's on the "sunlight as disinfectant" theory. Or the "pointing and laughing isn't really engaging" theory. Possibly the "need something easy to post on a slow news day" theory.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2013 12:35 PM (qyfb5)

26 Can we please pivot to dick waving contests? Serious you guys!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 30, 2013 12:35 PM (rCS6C)

27

Thanks again, Ace, for the open comment system you use. This place is special.

Fearless comes to mind. Always be fearless. It's the internet for christsakes

Posted by: dr kill at July 30, 2013 12:35 PM (BTguA)

28 By God (mines bigger 'n' yers)Ace,  I believe you have a handle on leftardness.

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2013 12:35 PM (OlN4e)

29 Is Average Joe from Buffalo NY area?  This asshat is.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 30, 2013 12:35 PM (S3yfV)

30 "desperately trying to control the sexuality of women" Using headlocks and sharp smacks on the ass usually work.

Posted by: Democrat Politician Filner at July 30, 2013 12:36 PM (fWAjv)

31 "You know, it really sucks that there's nothing much of value in teabilly country to attack."

Well, then, the left should have no complaints about "teabilly country" opting to go its own way once the grand American experiment shortly winds up.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 30, 2013 12:36 PM (gqT4g)

32 re 17: the 9/11 Truth Squad can prove that Christians were behind the Trade Center attack but the government won't release the files. Maybe it was the Jews, I dunno.

Posted by: Mallfly at July 30, 2013 12:36 PM (bJm7W)

33 He forgot to mention Halliburton. It was implied . Nuance bitchez .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 30, 2013 12:36 PM (0iJzo)

34 People that write that kind of shit are always pusssies, no self confidence, no self responsibility. They usually treat women like crap, because women have no interest in them. Turds like this are a dime a dozen

Posted by: The Jackhole at July 30, 2013 12:36 PM (nTgAI)

35 The Left has succeeded in destroying the soul of the nation. Their victory is so complete, that it does not even matter if a Republican wins in 2016. Oh sure it might be MARGINALLY more conservative than the alternative etc, but in the grand scheme it will mean NOTHING. Government will grow. Amnesty will be pushed until eventually they have the numbers to get it passed.

Posted by: Dan at July 30, 2013 12:36 PM (bxp5Z)

36 I resent the 19th century slam on the weaponization of my kids.  They are fully geared up well into the 20th century for sure.  And as far as my God (God) being bigger than your god (government), I would just like to say damn right. 

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 30, 2013 12:36 PM (KjlbF)

37 Let's run through all the Christian terror attacks since 2001...

...ummmm...

...errrr...

...ahhhh...

Hm.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at July 30, 2013 04:34 PM (qyfb5)

 

If it wasn't for those damned Christianist teabilly oppressors, the peaceloving Muslim community wouldn't feel the need to lash out!

 

/leftist

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2013 12:36 PM (NEIxp)

38 26 -- now that is a quality sockpuppet comment.

Pithy and pointed.

Posted by: ace at July 30, 2013 12:36 PM (/IWYB)

39 I didn't get called a neocon.  I miss those days. 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2013 12:36 PM (TOk1P)

40 control the sexuality of women If they just calibrated their webcams before they started showering, we'd have no problems!!!!

Posted by: EC at July 30, 2013 12:37 PM (GQ8sn)

41 15 He forgot to mention Halliburton. It seems germane.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2013 04:33 PM (8ZskC)

Well I would have given full points if he had at least referenced Karl Rove, addiction to oil, and Americans being fat.

Posted by: Mætenloch at July 30, 2013 12:37 PM (pAlYe)

42 "desperately trying to control the sexuality of women"

Using headlocks and sharp smacks on the ass usually work.

Posted by: Democrat Politician Filner at July 30, 2013 04:36 PM (fWAjv)

 

And post-coital demands for sammiches.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2013 12:37 PM (NEIxp)

43 Leftism is not a politics, it is a psychology. Always was, always will be. It is the philosophy of the loser, a justification for his failure to excel in society. They motive their footsoldiers with the notion that THAT PERSON over there caused their failures. It's patriarchy/racism/heteronorming/greed/blahblahblah.

Posted by: zsasz at July 30, 2013 12:37 PM (MMC8r)

44 I wish they'd all just come out and say it so we could get this shit out in the open and done and over with.  They want us dead.  Come out and say it, you fucking pussies.

Posted by: DangerGirl, full of sweet rage at July 30, 2013 12:37 PM (GrtrJ)

45 With the shape of an 'L' on Whoops' forehead.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 30, 2013 12:37 PM (klTyW)

46 I don't see what the fuss is all about - all you have to do to get a soft porn cover on Rolling Stone is to kill and maim dozens of innocent people and run over your brother. Free Bird!

Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2013 12:38 PM (HjPtV)

47 Leftism?  heh..  uhmmm... let's see....  nope, never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at July 30, 2013 12:38 PM (/jHWN)

48 teabilly

A member or follower of the Tea Party movement who displays a lack of sophistication.

If that teabilly posts one more thing about Nazis or birth certificates, I'm going to unfriend him!
---

I had to look it up.

Posted by: Monica at July 30, 2013 12:38 PM (n0k4F)

49 "Gee, wonder which former CIA asset will give us an excuse to invade yet another country, engage in crimes against humanity and war profiteering?"

what's wrong with engaging in crimes against war profiteering?

Posted by: Mallfly at July 30, 2013 12:38 PM (bJm7W)

50 I think Average joe is from NYC.

But look, I've warned Average Joe about this before, and if he's embarrassed me with another fake-troll comment that no one likes, I'm going to give him a little breather on the sideline for a month or two.


Posted by: ace at July 30, 2013 12:38 PM (/IWYB)

51 I don't want to disenfranchise blacks, I just want them to have one vote. I don't want to control women's sexuality, I just would prefer they not murder their babies.

Posted by: kreplach at July 30, 2013 12:38 PM (WlOHE)

52 he has a point you guys, if we keep nominating hard core right wingers like romney and mccain, we'll keep losing moderates to the democrats.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at July 30, 2013 12:38 PM (QxSug)

53 Is Average Joe from Buffalo NY area? This asshat is. Posted by: Purp at July 30, 2013 04:35 PM (S3yfV) IIRC AJ's excuse for the ever-changing hash was that they spent a lot of time in different places around New York. But I'm not gonna go look it up, because reasons.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2013 12:38 PM (qyfb5)

54 The Left has succeeded in destroying the soul of the nation.

Throughout the 5,000 year arc of recorded history, its been a rare empire that collapsed only due to outside forces.  Internal sabotage and corruption is almost always their undoing.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 30, 2013 12:39 PM (S3yfV)

55 I'm going to give him a little breather on the sideline for a month or two. Whole subnet filter. Works.

Posted by: EC at July 30, 2013 12:39 PM (GQ8sn)

56 My fav (and there's a lot to love there)...

My god is bigger than your god crowd.

I bet when that was written, Muzzies didn't even enter it's "mind".

Posted by: dogfish at July 30, 2013 12:39 PM (nsOJa)

57 WHOOPS is what happens when erg and average joe spend the night together in their parent's basement.

Posted by: dantesed at July 30, 2013 12:39 PM (9nLXu)

58 Sounds just like some of my college-era friends. They haven't had a new thought since 1983 or so.

Posted by: LadyS at July 30, 2013 12:39 PM (0zpQW)

59 duh, learn to speak troll, war profiteering is Halliburton.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at July 30, 2013 12:39 PM (QxSug)

60 The tone of dripping condescension was supposed to make me feel bad about myself, but for some reason it had the exact opposite effect on me. I also have weirdest craving for barbecue right now. I'm not sure if it's related to Bright Boy, though.

Posted by: Phinn at July 30, 2013 12:40 PM (cFr3V)

61 I can hardly wait for the leftards to come and push me out of the country. I don't much like being pushed. I do like to shoot however.

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2013 12:40 PM (OlN4e)

62 nothing much of value in teabilly country to attack

Their misperception is one of the major perks of living in flyover jesusland.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 30, 2013 12:41 PM (epxV4)

63 I also like how the angry Left always jumps to extermination. They don't want to convince us. They want to exterminate us and our families.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 30, 2013 12:41 PM (ZPrif)

64 I don't want to control women's sexuality, I just would prefer they not murder their babies. But, see, you're controlling women's sexuality if you prevent them from escaping responsibility for it. Or make them pay for rubbers. Only by making it consequence free (to them) are they 'free.' Which brings up the Left's concept of 'free' -- to them, it's escape from responsibility, when what it actually means historically is personal autonomy.

Posted by: zsasz at July 30, 2013 12:41 PM (MMC8r)

65 This was a dynamically assigned IP from a RoadRunner account.  Depending on RR's default IP lease duration, simply power cycling the cable box could gen new IP quite often.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 30, 2013 12:41 PM (S3yfV)

66 So if you don't want to foot the bill for vagina upkeep you are trying to control women? Whoops should expand on that.

Posted by: UWP at July 30, 2013 12:41 PM (r98SZ)

67 God bless America, the internets are funny.

Posted by: dogfish, proud teabilly at July 30, 2013 12:42 PM (nsOJa)

68
...desperately trying to control the sexuality of women.





Eh.  It's a living.

Posted by: Tequila

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 30, 2013 12:42 PM (kdS6q)

69 Oh, and Average Joe can DIAF.

Posted by: zsasz at July 30, 2013 12:42 PM (MMC8r)

70 They motive their footsoldiers with the notion that THAT PERSON over there caused their failures. It's patriarchy/racism/heteronorming/greed/blahblahblah. Posted by: zsasz at July 30, 2013 04:37 PM (MMC8r) You know that core tenet of Islam that reform is not allowed, echoed in the Hadith and in Islamic Law, that no one is allowed to alter religious tenets put down previously on pain of death? The Marxist version of that is to come at the issue sideways - if a core tenet of your belief is that all your failures are someone else's fault, then you never have a reason to question or revisit your beliefs, only to "redouble the fight" against the Capitalist Wreckers! A lot of cult leaders have been clever in how they rope people in and tie them up.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2013 12:42 PM (qyfb5)

71
Which brings up the Left's concept of 'free' -- to them, it's escape from responsibility, when what it actually means historically is personal autonomy.

Posted by: zsasz at July 30, 2013 04:41 PM (MMC8r)

 

Never said so well.

And so true.  Freedom for the left is freedom from responsibility.  Almost to the point of freedom from choice.

Posted by: tsrblke at July 30, 2013 12:42 PM (GaqMa)

72 3 Controlling women's sexuality has become quite a chore of late. I barely have time to drink.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2013 04:30 PM (8ZskC)

snark scale ranking: 9.75

Posted by: Shoey (team Constitution) at July 30, 2013 12:42 PM (jdOk/)

73 Okay, confession time: I'm the one who's been controlling womens' sexuality and blaming it on the right. So... who wants to get laid?

Posted by: Farmer Joe at July 30, 2013 12:42 PM (GLCZn)

74 Republican war on women: We think you should pay for your own birth control.

Democrat war on women: Here's a photo of my penis.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at July 30, 2013 12:42 PM (bsDPd)

75

honey!!!!

 

I forgot to weaponize the kids today!!

Posted by: thunderb at July 30, 2013 12:42 PM (zOTsN)

76 it does hit a lot of the marks that the vituperative Mike2.0 autospambot liked to hit: war (crimes committed therein, lies told to engage therein, the legality thereof). sophistication (my ilk are superior to you because you must be from the sticks) women (woe unto them who hath not had an abortion) minorities (gimme gimmee) religion (jesus, shut up with all the jesus talk because that's all I hear) But I must say while it was insulting, triumphant, and so on, it really wasn't insulting enough.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at July 30, 2013 12:43 PM (QxSug)

77 will Christian fundamentalist elements in our military stage another NBC attack on our nation?

Look no one loves NBC attacks more than me so imagine my chagrin to discover that I somehow missed the first one on US soil. But I have been traveling a lot the past year and might have missed it on the airport TVs.

Posted by: Mætenloch at July 30, 2013 12:43 PM (pAlYe)

78 "Teabilly"?

Someone get that on a t-shirt, stat!

Right underneath the word, the General Lee'll be all raisin' hell as the Duke boys once again make a right horse's ass out of Sheriff WHOOPS.

I anticipate huge sales.

Posted by: Cameron at July 30, 2013 12:43 PM (g63Ex)

79 The left. Ah the left. Assumes contrary opinion holders are not human. Urges "final solutions" to be applied to those opponents. Pushes anti-faith bigotry. Yup. Same left that voted "Ja!" Let's hope the same fate for them this time as it was in the 40's.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at July 30, 2013 12:43 PM (sbSjq)

80

>>"But hey, keep disenfranchising minorities..."

 

 

Checked out the latest black poverty, homelessness and unemployment stats under Obama, moron?

Posted by: rrpjr at July 30, 2013 12:43 PM (6W3PR)

81 Does begging the bride for nookie = controlling the sexuality of women?  I mean, I am certainly desperate at times.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 30, 2013 12:43 PM (KjlbF)

82 I've got a weaponized kid.  And I'd love to introduce him to WHOOPS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2013 12:43 PM (lVPtV)

83

I want WHOOPS to come back now

 

I want to ....."play".... with it

Posted by: thunderb at July 30, 2013 12:43 PM (zOTsN)

84 He's obviously from Peruvia.

Cut him some slack...

Posted by: JarvisW at July 30, 2013 12:43 PM (E7Iyp)

85 So either we deserve to be attacked or we faked it ourselves. Nuance.

Posted by: Iblis at July 30, 2013 12:44 PM (9221z)

86 Can we haz Great Day of the Rope yet???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2013 12:44 PM (+98Gb)

87 Depending on RR's default IP lease duration, simply power cycling the cable box could gen new IP quite often. 24 hours. Approximately. I'm saying to scorch earth and start filtering the second octet and beyond.

Posted by: EC at July 30, 2013 12:44 PM (GQ8sn)

88 "Freedom for the left is freedom from responsibility."

Close, but responsibility is something imposed by an oppressive social order.

What the committed Leftist craves is freedom from accountability.

Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2013 12:44 PM (HjPtV)

89 I think that if the public is supposed to pay for vagina maintenance, the public should get to use it as they see fit. Otherwise, pay for it out of your own pocket and keep it a private venture.

Posted by: UWP at July 30, 2013 12:44 PM (r98SZ)

90 Having a choice at all means having to choose.  Having to choose means having to value something over another.  Such notions are anathema.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 30, 2013 12:44 PM (S3yfV)

91 All trolls are Average Joe.

Posted by: toby928© at July 30, 2013 12:44 PM (QupBk)

92 What is an 'NBC attack?' Sticking explosives underneath a truck on a test track?

Posted by: zsasz at July 30, 2013 12:45 PM (MMC8r)

93 Leftism is not a politics, it is a psychology...

An abnormal psychology.  Leftism is a mental disease.

Posted by: dogfish, proud teabilly at July 30, 2013 12:45 PM (nsOJa)

94 Fucking slacker forgot his global warming religion

Posted by: The Jackhole at July 30, 2013 12:45 PM (nTgAI)

95 honey!!!! I forgot to weaponize the kids today!! Posted by: thunderb at July 30, 2013 04:42 PM (zOTsN) My kid gets "weaponized" after eating Mexican.

Posted by: EC at July 30, 2013 12:45 PM (GQ8sn)

96 liberalism is the result of letting your intellect be taken over by emotion

Posted by: sb at July 30, 2013 12:45 PM (rfbdX)

97

I missed the first fundamentalist NBC attack. 

Dammit, I wanted to see 30 Rock burning.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 30, 2013 12:45 PM (wzlt7)

98 At least Gerg can write in cursive. This fuck-o, not so much.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2013 12:45 PM (+98Gb)

99 Leftism is not a politics, it is a psychology. Always was, always will be. It is the philosophy of the loser, a justification for his failure to excel in society.
=======
It is, it really is.

I mean, sure some of them succeed in spite of themselves but, so steeped in the religion they've no choice but to continue to bow regularly before it.

It's the politics for the gamma male trying to tell the slutty gal with big tits and tats why she should sleep with him and quit eying the men roaring past on their Harleys.

That is to say, "Baby, if the world ever adopts my politics, I'll be the man in charge."

And the world says, "Nah, you'll be the one up against the wall. But thanks for giving a new set of alphas power. Bro."

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 30, 2013 12:45 PM (VjL9S)

100 NBC attack?...wha?.....damn, I'm so uninformed.

Posted by: BignJames at July 30, 2013 12:45 PM (ZNQKl)

101 Are we sure WHOOPS isn't Toure?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2013 12:45 PM (lVPtV)

102 "We shouldn't have to pay for the crimes of the "my god is bigger than your god" crowd."

You know, it's been over 10 years now, but I can't recall the terrorists stopping to identify Christians and Jews vs. non-believers before plunging the airplanes into the the WTC and the Pentagon.

Hint: They wanted to kill ALL Americans, regardless of who they worship or who they voted for in the 2000 election.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2013 12:45 PM (xvolr)

103 Go, Ace!

Posted by: DM at July 30, 2013 12:45 PM (LaKlJ)

104 OT but geez...   DEA tossed this guy into a cell and forgot about him for four days.  He was forced to drink his own urine.    And this happened in 2012.

http://www.staradvertiser.com/news/breaking/217647061.html?1i

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 30, 2013 12:45 PM (klTyW)

105 I also like how the angry Left always jumps to extermination. They don't want to convince us. They want to exterminate us and our families. That's a two way street that they really don't want to play in.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2013 12:45 PM (bpzkI)

106 NBC = nuclear, biological, chemical

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 30, 2013 12:45 PM (KjlbF)

107 It's as if the years 2009-2013 never existed.

Posted by: 13times at July 30, 2013 12:46 PM (fGPLK)

108

I think the NBC attack is some vague reference to McViegh

 

 

Whoops

 

can you clarify?

 

 

come out come out wherever you are

Posted by: thunderb at July 30, 2013 12:46 PM (zOTsN)

109

Posted by: Purp at July 30, 2013 04:44 PM (S3yfV)

 

Choices are often paralyzing, I'll grant that.  But learning to deal with them is part of growing up (which clearly the left never does.)

Posted by: tsrblke at July 30, 2013 12:46 PM (GaqMa)

110

Everything is spelled right and the grammar is good.

 

Smells fake.

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 30, 2013 12:46 PM (SUKHu)

111 NBC = Nothing But Christian??

Hmmm

Posted by: JarvisW at July 30, 2013 12:46 PM (E7Iyp)

112 Liberalism is a combination of Star Trek's Gorgo the Friendly Angel and the Lost In Space episode where the teenagers grow younger by the minute. "DEATH! DEATH TO YOU ALL!" as Melvin Belli shrieked. But in the end, this is the sum total of their arguments.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2013 12:47 PM (+98Gb)

113 it would be funny--might be funny--but These People are serious.  And, in case you haven't noticed, they're in power.  Not in most states, but at the national level and in many, many municipalities.   Hello, Detroit.


You can't reason with them, can't stop them forever, and can't persuade them


The only way to deal with empowered left-loonies is to kill or imprison them. Harsh, you say?  Yes, but they would do it do us if they could--and they're trying to do just that ASAP.


thank you for reading today's Dose of Dismal Reality.  Enjoy the future, you guys

Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville, maintaining a simulacrum of normality at July 30, 2013 12:47 PM (omBWL)

114

or

 

Whoops are you saying 911 was an inside job?

 

of course!  that's it!

 

Loose change whoops?

Posted by: thunderb at July 30, 2013 12:47 PM (zOTsN)

115 I also like how the angry Left always jumps to extermination. They don't want to convince us. They want to exterminate us and our families. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 30, 2013 04:41 PM (ZPrif) If a leftist hasn't brought up death camps yet, they simply haven't finished thinking through their ideas. From Revolutionary France to North Korea, leftism always ends, if it ever gets to the point of total societal control, in the slaughter of peasants (and anyone else they don't like). That's partly the result of the "everything bad is someone else's fault" thing as well - if they really sabotage our One Chance At Paradise, they must be evil, and it's okay to destroy evil, isn't it? Which is why they Hate So Much, the vileness, the spittle-flecked rants, the tens of thousands of Social Media Death Threats, etc. Because they can't separate goals and methods, and their goals are good so their methods must be good, and if you oppose your methods you must oppose Happy CHildren, (why do right wingers hate children!), and therefore you must be Evil Nazis, and you fight Nazis, don't you? It is, after all, a form of mental illness.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2013 12:47 PM (qyfb5)

116

Hey guys, want to control women's sexuality?  All you have to do is insult them and stare at their lips.  Works every time!

 

Buy my dvds and I'll tell you more great secrets to controlling women's sexuality!!

Posted by: Internet Lothario at July 30, 2013 12:47 PM (TOk1P)

117 I'm pretty disappointed. He could have gone so many directions with it: Bush, obstructionism, Cheney, LGBT, Trayvon, Rethiglicans, etc. I give a B for effort but a D for execution.

Posted by: Motorhead at July 30, 2013 12:47 PM (ewakO)

118 What's terrifying about leftists is the utterly uniform mode of expression. It's as though Michael Moore has one of those automatic signing devices that leftists criticized Rumsfeld for using, but Moore's is hooked up to millions and millions of peoples' brains.

Or what passes for their brains.

Has anyone ever heard one original thought from a leftist? Just one?

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at July 30, 2013 12:48 PM (Ptv7k)

119

The rest of us humans will eventually push you 19th century cretins and your weaponized kids out of American life forever

 

Yeah - 'cuz the ones with the weapons are ALWAYS the ones who get pushed out.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 30, 2013 12:48 PM (ADnWI)

120 You know, it really sucks that there's nothing much of value in teabilly country to attack. We shouldn't have to pay for the crimes of the "my god is bigger than your god" crowd.



Typical NYC lib.  Has to be.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2013 12:48 PM (lVPtV)

121

>>NBC = nuclear, biological, chemical

 

Ah, so nothing to do with exploding pick-ups, huh?

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 30, 2013 12:48 PM (SUKHu)

122 I also like how the angry Left always jumps to extermination. They don't want to convince us. They want to exterminate us and our families. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 30, 2013 04:41 PM (ZPrif) To paraphrase an Eastwood character, people convince a lot easier when they're dying.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2013 12:48 PM (+98Gb)

123 I also like how the angry Left always jumps to extermination. They don't want to convince us.

They want to exterminate us and our families.



That's a two way street that they really don't want to play in.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2013 04:45 PM (bpzkI)

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Progressivism is a thin veneer    covering     the feudal totalitarianism beneath.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 30, 2013 12:48 PM (wzlt7)

124 What a fuckin homo. That comment reeks of Average Joe. It hits almost every single leftist trope all at once. He was probably agonizing over "Do I mention the rainforests or is it too much?" Also, it didn't stick around beyond one comment. That's also Average Joe's M.O. You been had, Morons.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 30, 2013 12:48 PM (kAk4P)

125 20 Teabilly. Yow. That smarts.>> Yeah it hurts so much I think I'll get it printed on a camo baseball cap to wear. Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 30, 2013 04:34 PM (wrS2o) Me too! (Can I get honorary status?)

Posted by: baldilocks at July 30, 2013 12:48 PM (Tnlh/)

126 45 I wish they'd all just come out and say it so we could get this shit out in the open and done and over with. They want us dead. Come out and say it, you fucking pussies. No, they want our children dead. That's why they first dehumanize them by calling them "weaponized." The derogatory labels justify the atrocities to follow. See, e.g., every Communist ever.

Posted by: Phinn at July 30, 2013 12:48 PM (T8tQU)

127 30 Is Average Joe from Buffalo NY area? This asshat is.
Posted by: Purp


Ah Buffalo, the intellectual center of the universe.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 30, 2013 12:48 PM (v1mq9)

128 Mama AJ - not unless you blow it up with a nuke.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 30, 2013 12:49 PM (KjlbF)

129 I've got to say, I like it when my Rethuglikkkan husband controls my sexuality.

Posted by: Lauren at July 30, 2013 12:49 PM (ELdpj)

130 The one thing all these "nuanced" pseudo-intellectuals have in common is a hand-wringing need for an Emmanuel Goldstein.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 30, 2013 12:49 PM (bYRF2)

131 107 NBC = nuclear, biological, chemical Posted by: Muad'dib at July 30, 2013 04:45 PM (KjlbF) Just skip the regular 'splodey stuff, huh? Works for me.

Posted by: BignJames at July 30, 2013 12:49 PM (ZNQKl)

132 Weaponized kids? You mean like with semtex embedded in their buttocks or something?

Posted by: joncelli at July 30, 2013 12:49 PM (RD7QR)

133 The rest of us humans will eventually push you 19th century cretins and your weaponized kids out of American life forever. Shorter Leftist: Christians and conservatives are subhuman. That's the kind of attitude that leads to fines, imprisonment, and death camps for everyone who doesn't sacrifice their babies to the leftist Molech and bow the knee to their leftist Baal.

Posted by: edj[/i] at July 30, 2013 12:50 PM (9Ko7L)

134 Disenfranchisement, conservative style; "You need to register and show an ID to vote." Disenfranchisement, liberal style, "The New Black Panthers will beat your ass if you try to vote, honky."

Posted by: Farmer Joe at July 30, 2013 12:50 PM (GLCZn)

135 WHOOPS seems to be quite the construct entity.
The ability to deny fact and reality is damn near pathological.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 30, 2013 12:50 PM (NyTSp)

136 What about Halliburton and the Koch bothers?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2013 12:50 PM (xvolr)

137

Throw it into the volcano.

Posted by: CAC at July 30, 2013 12:50 PM (S2Djv)

138 ACE: The Leftist will argue from a pseudo-intellectual standpoint in which his main argument cannot be backed up by facts or fact-based opinion. It will simply be a screed from which you have to defend your ideology while he will never have to explain his, because there is no explanation (paraphrased).

WHOOPS: (mighty mouse theme) "Here I come to prove your poooooiiiint!"

Posted by: SGT. York at July 30, 2013 12:50 PM (GY+dx)

139 Hey, who stole my draft for the plaque on the 9/11 memorial?!??!?

Posted by: Michael Shulan at July 30, 2013 12:50 PM (ggRof)

140

Is this a bad thing?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at July 30, 2013 12:50 PM (EGPJQ)

141 An agile mind is the best weapon. That, and a W88.

Posted by: toby928© at July 30, 2013 12:50 PM (QupBk)

142 30
Is Average Joe from Buffalo NY area? This asshat is.


Posted by: Purp




He's typing from...INSIDE THE LIBRARY!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2013 12:51 PM (lVPtV)

143 I missed the first fundamentalist NBC attack.

The Discovery Channel attack was perped by a Gore-loving pinko.

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at July 30, 2013 12:51 PM (/kI1Q)

144 ...it really sucks that there's nothing much of value in teabilly country to attack...

Obviously, this peckerwood has never purchased a competition bass boat.

Teabilly would make a great boat name.


Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2013 12:51 PM (9HP5k)

145 Want to control your wives' sexualities? Get the new Klit Klipper! From K-Tel! Copyright 700AD, Satanic Verse Enterprises.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2013 12:51 PM (+98Gb)

146 According to Whoops, since there's nothing of value in teabilly country, how about we just divorce it from the rest of America?  You go your way, we'll go ours.  You can't really want to keep us in your country, dirtying up the place with our crap-filled ideas, right?  You keep the name America, since you've done such a good job tarnishing it.  You can also keep the debt America's accrued with 80 years of entitlement programs and bloated government pensions.

Deal?

Oh, wait... I forgot.  You don't think we even deserve to live.  Well... gee.  I wonder which side has the most guns and the knowledge of how to use them...?

Posted by: elaine at July 30, 2013 12:51 PM (4Mzrt)

147 afternoon, cracka asses

Posted by: soothsayer went to phoenix az all the way to tacoma at July 30, 2013 12:51 PM (PJ2pJ)

148 Shorter Leftist: Christians and conservatives are subhuman.

That's the kind of attitude that leads to fines, imprisonment, and death camps for everyone who doesn't sacrifice their babies to the leftist Molech and bow the knee to their leftist Baal.

Posted by: edj at July 30, 2013 04:50 PM (9Ko7L)

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Funny how history repeats.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 30, 2013 12:52 PM (wzlt7)

149 I miss the Chimpy McShrubHitler days.

Posted by: 13times at July 30, 2013 12:52 PM (fGPLK)

150 <<Teabilly>>

This is how monumentally stupid they are. It took them THIS LONG to figure out Teabagger was not only NOT an insult to us, but a self-loathing insult to them.

Where did they think we were dipping our bags?

Posted by: SGT. York at July 30, 2013 12:52 PM (GY+dx)

151 An agile mind is the best weapon. That, and a W88. Posted by: toby928© at July 30, 2013 04:50 PM (QupBk) The W88 is a United States thermonuclear warhead, with an estimated yield of 475 kilotons (kt), and is small enough to fit on MIRVed missiles. The W88 was designed at the Los Alamos National Laboratory in the 1970s. Please continue.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's earpiece at July 30, 2013 12:52 PM (GQ8sn)

152

G

A

Y

B

Check out the first letter of every "paragraph"

Posted by: CAC at July 30, 2013 12:52 PM (S2Djv)

153

We're just jealous because we can't control our women's sexuality, i.e. we can't figure out how to put the batteries in her vibrator.

Posted by: Libbilly at July 30, 2013 12:53 PM (ggRof)

154 " I wonder which side has the most guns and the knowledge of how to use them...?" It's totes cool! We'll just go ask random police.officers if our clips are loaded, and such.

Posted by: Every God Damned Liberal Ever at July 30, 2013 12:53 PM (ELdpj)

155 I missed a lot today so let me catch up... aaarrrrhhhggg! urrrrrrrkkhggg! ZOMG they did WHAT?? Okay, now I'm caught up with all the shock and outrage.

Posted by: soothsayer went to phoenix az all the way to tacoma at July 30, 2013 12:53 PM (PJ2pJ)

156 I also like how the angry Left always jumps to extermination. They don't want to convince us. They want to exterminate us and our families. It’s part of their non-scientific viewpoint. Stealing from Thomas Sowell again, they live in a world of intentions and anointed heroes rather than a world of systemic processes. In their world, good intentions mean good results; their intentions are by definition good, which means when we disagree with them we are obviously evil. When their programs fail, it is not because of some explainable process—this might mean that the program itself was based on an incorrect view of how the world works, and that by definition cannot be true. Instead, it is proof of the interference of evil intentions; if they can just eliminate those of us with evil intentions, their programs can finally succeed.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 30, 2013 12:53 PM (QF8uk)

157 Clearly homophobic...

Posted by: CAC at July 30, 2013 12:53 PM (S2Djv)

158

>>"I also like how the angry Left always jumps to extermination. They don't want to convince us. They want to exterminate us and our families."

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 30, 2013 04:41 PM (ZPrif)

 

 

Yup. Debating is hard and they lose.

Posted by: rrpjr at July 30, 2013 12:53 PM (6W3PR)

159 @ 113
Liberalism is a combination of Star Trek's Gorgo the Friendly Angel and the Lost In Space episode where the teenagers grow younger by the minute.

"DEATH! DEATH TO YOU ALL!" as Melvin Belli shrieked. But in the end, this is the sum total of their arguments.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Excellent!!   You know... I often think of the one where the wars are fought by proxy and millions die, etc and Kirk , et al, argue that they're not so smart after all to be fighting wars this way...   that's how democrats view fighting wars..  Not them or theirs fighting... no it's those idiot patriotic types that actually "believe" in this country and want to serve in the military.. heh

Posted by: Yip at July 30, 2013 12:53 PM (/jHWN)

160 Look, you have to realize that WHOOPS isn't human.  And I mean that quite literally.  Whoops is a cleverbot AI run by conservative blogs, that simply is fed libral talking points into it's logarithms to goad readers into commenting. 

Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at July 30, 2013 12:53 PM (MlqTY)

161 No, they want our children dead. That's why they first dehumanize them by calling them "weaponized." Then theirs are abortions that escaped. They do not want to play this game.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2013 12:53 PM (bpzkI)

162 @120 I guess he imagines the teabillys that make up the rank and file of the military will aid in the pushing of their teabilly bretheran. Fun fact: the american people form the largest armed force in the world. We even have more soldiers than all of the armed forces in the world.

Posted by: kreplach at July 30, 2013 12:53 PM (qNzkX)

163 I am disappointed in you morons that wanted to get rid of WHOOPS.  These are priceless moments.  Never ban.  Mock!

Posted by: dogfish at July 30, 2013 12:53 PM (nsOJa)

164 >>Where did they think we were dipping our bags?

Ohhh, I know! I know!! Pudding, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2013 12:53 PM (xvolr)

165 NBC = nuclear, biological, chemical Well, atheists would NEVER do that.

Posted by: zsasz at July 30, 2013 12:54 PM (MMC8r)

166 153 G A Y B Check out the first letter of every "paragraph" Posted by: CAC at July 30, 2013 04:52 PM (S2Djv) No! It can't be him!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2013 12:54 PM (+98Gb)

167 I hate polar bears. Except for the little ones. They make a lot of money.

Posted by: Hands Off My Weiner! at July 30, 2013 12:54 PM (tCBZk)

168  142 An agile mind is the best weapon. That, and a W88. And fresh fruit. Ever brought a banana to a fight?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at July 30, 2013 12:54 PM (EGPJQ)

169

When you believe in unicorns and Obama as much as the Left does, this is the inevitable result.

 

That makes me a sad panda :-(

 

Posted by: exurbanDoug at July 30, 2013 12:54 PM (GkA2p)

170

125 -

 

See, that's what I don't get.  If somebody only comes here acting like a troll, doesn't that make them... a troll??  What else does this guy contribute to the conversation?  Nothing?  Then he's a troll, and it really doesn't matter if he means it or not.

 

Now, the other Joe who comes around here, he admits to socking trolls on occasion.  Too often for my taste, but hey, whatcha gonna do.  If this is him, then yeah.  Ace  might need to give him a time out. 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2013 12:54 PM (TOk1P)

171 Tired of their bigotry against country people.

Posted by: CanaDave - We're all Teabillies now at July 30, 2013 12:54 PM (kKWrT)

172 Who is this shitbird talking about "teabilly country"?  He needs to go down on a raft trip on the Chattahoochee River--where he can get some
Deliverance style "rear ending".  Get his thinking box cleaned out good, so he can think more clearly.  Bet you he'd squeal just like Ned Beatty.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 30, 2013 12:54 PM (YCHvB)

173 stage another NBC attack on our nation

***

My guess is this means another false flag attack intended to get hysterical coverage from NBC and the rest of the corporate media to allow the fascists to invade another country. 

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 30, 2013 12:54 PM (Hx5uv)

174 Oh, and if you think IÂ’m talking about Sowell too much, itÂ’s just because I just finished reading it. IÂ’m about to read Otis Adelbert Kline; I expect Planet of Peril to push Sowell out of my immediate consciousness soon.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 30, 2013 12:54 PM (QF8uk)

175 <<Gee, wonder which former CIA asset will give us an excuse to invade yet another country, engage in crimes against humanity and war profiteering?>>

What? You're just gonna stop there?!?! Libya had the added bonus of abandoning U.S. Ambassadorial personnel, soldiers, and subsequent cover-up! Bet you didn't think your messiah was going to out-Bush Bush, did ya?

Posted by: SGT. York at July 30, 2013 12:55 PM (GY+dx)

176

..."And when we shoot down your bullshit as fast as you can sling it, will Christian fundamentalist elements in our military stage another NBC attack on our nation?"

 

It's this part that I find the most...revealing.

 

That phrase..."Christian fundamentalist elements in our military".

Is this what the leftards are sitting around worrying about?

 

Is this why the Barky administration is doing what they're doing to our military?

Posted by: wheatie at July 30, 2013 12:55 PM (F6vyp)

177 Look. The main thing I got out of that is that I get polar bears. Bannion! For to be making sure the polar bear saddle shipment came in. I once listened to some idiot twat engage in tedious blathering about how much better Islamic countries were than the US and blah blah blah blah yawn. I was asked to respond and I replied "There is nothing you can do to convince of that I would be better off in Saudi Arabia." The other person attempted to retort and I cut them off with "Because I would be dead." Every single pathetic whine in response I met with "But I would be dead. How is that better for me?" Funnily enough, said person could not come up with any response to that. Things are difficult and complex and deep. Except for when they aren't.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at July 30, 2013 12:55 PM (VtjlW)

178 35 People that write that kind of shit are always pusssies, no self confidence, no self responsibility. They usually treat women like crap, because women have no interest in them. Turds like this are a dime a dozen Posted by: The Jackhole at July 30, 2013 04:36 PM (nTgAI) And they will never spew their writings face to face and one on one.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 30, 2013 12:55 PM (Tnlh/)

179 I am disappointed in you morons that wanted to get rid of WHOOPS. These are priceless moments. Never ban. Mock! To quote a great man: "To speak the plain truth, it's getting pretty damn dull around here."

Posted by: zsasz at July 30, 2013 12:55 PM (MMC8r)

180 Clearly homophobic... Posted by: CAC


Shut up racist!

Posted by: dogfish at July 30, 2013 12:55 PM (nsOJa)

181 Teabilly would make a great boat name. I saw Teabilly open for Nuegent in '79.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2013 12:55 PM (bpzkI)

182 Jeez, where's 4 Non-Blondes with an anthem when you need it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2013 12:56 PM (+98Gb)

183 The Patriarchy has so brainwashed you cretins that you believe you should control women's vaginas, and their precious bodily fluids. Take control of your own lives by learning to read and write!

As the seas rise to due climate change, I hope you all drown in your mobile homes along with your corporate masters, the Koch sisters.

Posted by: WHOOPS, There it is at July 30, 2013 12:56 PM (v1mq9)

184 I am your children !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Multiple Independently-targeted Re-entry Vehicles at July 30, 2013 12:56 PM (omBWL)

185 Check out the first letter of every "paragraph"

Posted by: CAC at July 30, 2013 04:52 PM (S2Djv)

 

heh

Posted by: The Jackhole at July 30, 2013 12:56 PM (nTgAI)

186 Things are difficult and complex and deep. Except for when they aren't. Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at July 30, 2013 04:55 PM (VtjlW) Boobs. Complex and deep? Or not?

Posted by: EC at July 30, 2013 12:56 PM (GQ8sn)

187 And here's some more of WHOOPS' textual stylings: http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=341602#c20890308

Posted by: Mætenloch at July 30, 2013 12:56 PM (pAlYe)

188 ...it really sucks that there's nothing much of value in teabilly country to attack...>>

I guess those urban garden plots and chicken coops are producing more than I thought they would.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 30, 2013 12:57 PM (wrS2o)

189 That phrase..."Christian fundamentalist elements in our military".
Is this what the leftards are sitting around worrying about?

Pretty sneaky of "Christian fundamentalists" to be closing all those chapels and pushing all that gay shit, huh. 

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at July 30, 2013 12:57 PM (/kI1Q)

190 Mistreatment of women & weaponized kids. It's like all the things he secretly knows are true of radical Islam, he has to accuse us of instead. He's angry & knows he can't strike out at the real criminals because they're a favored status group, so he has to direct it at us instead.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at July 30, 2013 12:57 PM (skyin)

191 That sounds like erg.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 30, 2013 12:57 PM (g2ldK)

192

Ooh, Thomas Jefferson is just, like, like Ho Chi Minh, and stuff, just cuz, and he is!

And religion is bad! Because, just cuz! It is!


http://tinyurl.com/6uetp8

http://tinyurl.com/kotg6kl

http://tinyurl.com/mbvbewf




Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Feminist at July 30, 2013 12:58 PM (U/rqn)

193 Posted by: WHOOPS, There it is at July 30, 2013 04:56 PM (v1mq9)


Not bad, but Teabillies call them "coaches," not "mobile homes."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2013 12:58 PM (8ZskC)

194 When their programs fail, it is not because of some explainable process—this might mean that the program itself was based on an incorrect view of how the world works, and that by definition cannot be true. Instead, it is proof of the interference of evil intentions; if they can just eliminate those of us with evil intentions, their programs can finally succeed. In the end, it's always The Wreakers.

Posted by: Emanuel Goldstein at July 30, 2013 12:58 PM (QupBk)

195 You're next, Pervuia!   Embrace the Suck !!!!!


Whoops lies, everybody dies.....

Posted by: Multiple Independently-targeted Re-entry Vehicles at July 30, 2013 12:58 PM (omBWL)

196 Anyone who's ever had to change their kid's diapers knows where the real weaponization happens.

Posted by: Cameron at July 30, 2013 12:59 PM (g63Ex)

197 Watch our ladies, Republicans want your saliva!!11!

Posted by: Lauren at July 30, 2013 12:59 PM (ELdpj)

198 How can I weaponize my kids? 'Cause that would be cool.

Posted by: zsasz at July 30, 2013 12:59 PM (MMC8r)

199 Boobs. Complex and deep? Or not? DD cup? Yes A cup? Not so much.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2013 12:59 PM (bpzkI)

200 Shut up racist!

Posted by: dogfish at July 30, 2013 04:55 PM (nsOJa)

How far down the rabbit hole I've gone:

 

 

During verdict night in the Z case, I was referencing Lupe Fiasco in a convo with that one conservative chick from Wisconsin.

 

Immediately a twittard replied to our joint reference of Lupe Fiasco by calling all three of us racists.

 

The pasty white whateverthefuckitis had found me out. Further he figured out the David Ickian Lizardperson true nature of rapper Lupe Fiasco.

Words fail. I mean, really.

Posted by: CAC at July 30, 2013 12:59 PM (S2Djv)

201

Deuteronomy 13:15-18

I don't think the left has any clue regarding truly Christian warfare.

Posted by: RedWhiteAndTrue at July 30, 2013 12:59 PM (RHyYH)

202 You know, the guy's second paragraph insinuates that Muslim terrorist attacks are staged or self-inflicted, and his third paragraph assumes that they are real and provoked. It's almost like this guy has no power of coherent thought!

Posted by: edj[/i] at July 30, 2013 12:59 PM (9Ko7L)

203 I guess those urban garden plots and chicken coops are producing more than I thought they would.

And the windmills on top of the bus stations are gonna power allll the iPhones.

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at July 30, 2013 12:59 PM (/kI1Q)

204 What's the date of sentencing for Manning?

Posted by: Hands Off My Weiner! at July 30, 2013 01:00 PM (tCBZk)

205 Wait, does this mean my Teabilly offspring isn't invited to the Oceans of tomorrow, the sky of tomorrows?
Because actually, he wasn't all that thrilled about following Obama there anyway.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2013 01:00 PM (xvolr)

206 And they will never spew their writings face to face and one on one.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 30, 2013 04:55 PM (Tnlh/)

 

 

-------------------------------------------------

 

 

Yes, they will.  But only when they're in a group of like-minded  losers that have you outnumbered 10 - 1. 

Posted by: Soona at July 30, 2013 01:00 PM (vTEof)

207

well whoever it was dropped their turd and ran

 

Posted by: thunderb at July 30, 2013 01:01 PM (zOTsN)

208 201 How can I weaponize my kids? 'Cause that would be cool. Posted by: zsas


Freaking lasers, that's how.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 30, 2013 01:01 PM (v1mq9)

209 How can I weaponize my kids? 'Cause that would be cool. Burritos & chalupas.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2013 01:01 PM (bpzkI)

210 <<...desperately trying to control the sexuality of women.>>

Well, yeah. Mostly in terms of making the hotter ones kiss each other and then eventually letting me join in.

Posted by: SGT. York at July 30, 2013 01:01 PM (GY+dx)

211 Sounds like a kos kid.. dumber than a box of rocks..  here's a good example:

As the seas rise to due climate change, I hope you all drown in your mobile homes along with your corporate masters, the Koch sisters.
Posted by: WHOOPS
..............

As the seas rise.. when the fuck is that gonna start, dipshit?  All of this sky-is-falling bullshit for over ten years now has resulted in a rise of what? a couple centimeters?

fucking doofus

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 30, 2013 01:01 PM (f9c2L)

212 When arguing with leftists on the internet please bear in mind that most of the most virulent idiots are every bit as intelligent, nuanced and desirable as Sydney Leathers.

Posted by: BuckIV at July 30, 2013 01:01 PM (gedHR)

213 Boobs. Complex and deep? Or not? Posted by: EC at July 30, 2013 04:56 PM (GQ8sn) I think we're going to need an in-depth study for that. I volunteer a Tribute! *bounds off all innocent like*

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at July 30, 2013 01:01 PM (VtjlW)

214 See, the thing about blaming ANY of your problems on someone else is that it makes it easy to blame ALL of your problems on someone else.

It's like Ramit from the article on the ONT said: Ask these whiners "If you had $500k, what would you do with it?" And every one will mutter, sputter and run away.

Because they don't have a plan--they have a program for avoiding accountability.

And when you get a group of people who have learned to blame all their problems on someone else, sooner or later, they run out of other people to blame them on and there you are, standing blindfolded in front of the wall.


Posted by: RoyalOil at July 30, 2013 01:01 PM (VjL9S)

215 The rest of us humans will eventually push you 19th century cretins and your weaponized kids out of American life forever. Sadly, it's always The Fire Next Time with these poseurs. I'm ready to dance.

Posted by: Emanuel Goldstein at July 30, 2013 01:02 PM (QupBk)

216 Weaponized kids? You mean like with semtex embedded in their buttocks or something? Posted by: joncelli at July 30, 2013 04:49 PM (RD7QR) No, by "weaponized" they mean "raised with ideas and beliefs that contradict the Holy Writ of Marx." You see, they label your children as "eventual enemies," and thus valid targets in their idea of "warfare." And people wonder why the left gets along so well with Hamas and Hizb'Allah. (PS AP Stylebook - it's not "hezbollah," dumbasses, it's "The Party of Allah.")

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2013 01:02 PM (qyfb5)

217 I hate polar bears. Except for the little ones. They make a lot of money. In Peruvia, they are breeding Polar Bears with Face Spiders. Just be careful is all I'm saying.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (Seroquel Enhances No Penis) at July 30, 2013 01:02 PM (jopHG)

218 dammit

Posted by: toby928© at July 30, 2013 01:02 PM (QupBk)

219 I guess they will have a sentencing hearing beginning tomorrow.

Posted by: Hands Off My Weiner! at July 30, 2013 01:02 PM (tCBZk)

220 Come listen to the tale 'bout the Progressive Left, Morals and intelligence they are tragically bereft, 100 years of shrieking that the Constitution sucks, Redistribute all the wealth and get Obama bucks... Cell phones... Mortgages... Well the next thing you know, Moochelle is wearing fur, We all said, "that's real retarded, sir." California will fall into the sea, So the left can go to Hell and be with LIV's Drones, Proles, Vermin The Peruvia Tea Billies! NOT in color!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2013 01:02 PM (+98Gb)

221 NBC attack? Anthrax or ricin laced letters, maybe?

Posted by: Jorge at July 30, 2013 01:02 PM (H1dwS)

222 Why bother with the forensic investigation of this lunatic's textural stylings?  Does it matter which one it is?  They all sound alike to me and I've given up on grading insanity on a curve.

Posted by: Jaws at July 30, 2013 01:03 PM (4I3Uo)

223 And the middle class.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 30, 2013 01:03 PM (xjpRj)

224 Deuteronomy 13:15-18 I don't think the left has any clue regarding truly Christian warfare. Revelations 6:8

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2013 01:03 PM (bpzkI)

225

214 -

 

Eh, that one's a sock.  Surely you know that?

 

(and yes, I'm calling you Shirley)

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2013 01:04 PM (TOk1P)

226 Oh, and this is definitely Average Joe. Probably been polishing this one for weeks now for maximum effect. It's pathetic but occasionally entertaining.

Posted by: joncelli at July 30, 2013 01:04 PM (RD7QR)

227 As the seas rise to due climate change, I hope you
all drown in your mobile homes>>

Public school didn't do this kid much good did it. I wonder what he thinks the word "mobile" means.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 30, 2013 01:04 PM (wrS2o)

228 T-Billy Ball: the preferred sport of benighted and in enlightened cretins everywhere. And never, ever played with a cluebat, for fear of hitting one of our betters with it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at July 30, 2013 01:04 PM (p/Sn/)

229 Does east central Illinois count as "teabilly" country? Do I have to start speaking with a slow drawl now?

So many questions, so few answers.

Posted by: GMB the bad man(but not sad man) behind brown eyes at July 30, 2013 01:04 PM (nkPV9)

230 220 I hate polar bears. Except for the little ones. They make a lot of money. In Peruvia, they are breeding Polar Bears with Face Spiders. Just be careful is all I'm saying. Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (Seroquel Enhances No Penis) at July 30, 2013 05:02 PM (jopHG) I saw a photo of a beautiful white flower. However, behind one of the petals was the shadow of a big mother fucking spider. So, you would stick your face into the lovely flower to get a whiff and the monster with 8 legs would grab onto your face.

Posted by: Hands Off My Weiner! at July 30, 2013 01:04 PM (tCBZk)

231 My father just gave my son an old Weatherby so now I have a weaponized child, I guess.

Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2013 01:05 PM (CR6xM)

232 224 NBC attack? Anthrax or ricin laced letters, maybe?
Posted by: Jorge at July 30, 2013 05:02 PM (H1dwS)

Yeah I guess that might fall under NBC.

Okay new rule: If your NBC attack doesn't kill more people than say the average Italian bus crash, it doesn't count.

Posted by: Mætenloch at July 30, 2013 01:05 PM (pAlYe)

233 I once had a clever take on nuance, but the stone tablet I chiseled it on cracked, but it went something like this;

Nuance is the long-winded blather which comes out of liberal's mouth when they are losing the argument

Posted by: phreshone at July 30, 2013 01:05 PM (Pr6hk)

234 209  Like when you work at a school named after Maxine Waters

Posted by: DAve at July 30, 2013 01:05 PM (OksBo)

235

will Christian fundamentalist elements in our military stage another NBC attack on our nation?

Look no one loves NBC attacks more than me so imagine my chagrin to discover that I somehow missed the first one on US soil.

 

 

Does Detroit count? If not, can we just nuke it and get it over with?

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 30, 2013 01:05 PM (t06LC)

236 Is this what the leftards are sitting around worrying about?

Is this why the Barky administration is doing what they're doing to our military? Posted by: wheatie
........
Of course it is.  Christian fundamentalists to be replaced by card carrying communist homosexuals.  Butt fucking will become a new exersize in basic training.  Gay pride parades every Sunday on every base!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 30, 2013 01:05 PM (f9c2L)

237 The rest of us humans will eventually push you 19th century cretins and your weaponized kids out of American life forever. Not that I am one to nitpick, but FLAW IN THE ARGUMENT ON AISLE YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 30, 2013 01:05 PM (659DL)

238 Are Average Joe's comments supposed to be funny?  Because if so...yeah...

Or am I the only one who is not amused?

Posted by: DangerGirl, full of sweet rage at July 30, 2013 01:06 PM (GrtrJ)

239

 

 

Posted by: WHOOPS, There it is at July 30, 2013 04:56 PM (v1mq9)

 

 

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

 

Average Joe.

 

You can tell.  Because if you read between the lines, he's  saying that he sucks cocks by choice.

Posted by: Soona at July 30, 2013 01:06 PM (vTEof)

240 If Jane Hamsher meant business, how come she didn't immolate herself on the court lawn - buddhist nun style?

Posted by: Hands Off My Weiner! at July 30, 2013 01:06 PM (tCBZk)

241 209 And they will never spew their writings face to face and one on one. Posted by: baldilocks at July 30, 2013 04:55 PM (Tnlh/) ------------------------------------------------- Yes, they will. But only when they're in a group of like-minded losers that have you outnumbered 10 - 1. Posted by: Soona at July 30, 2013 05:00 PM (vTEof) Hence the one on one mention.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 30, 2013 01:06 PM (Tnlh/)

242 Does east central Illinois count as "teabilly" country? Do I have to start speaking with a slow drawl now?


No, though it is the one place that is boring to an Iowan

Posted by: phreshone at July 30, 2013 01:07 PM (Pr6hk)

243 You all will be reported to the behavioral squad for reconditioning, so don't worry. It will all be over soon.

Posted by: © Sponge at July 30, 2013 01:07 PM (xmcEQ)

244 >"You know, it really sucks that there's nothing much of value in teabilly country to attack."

Yeah, except *all* the goddamned food....and booze.  Nothing much of value though.  You urban sophisticates can just go on your own and we'll see who lasts longer.

Posted by: DanInMN at July 30, 2013 01:07 PM (XqeyF)

245 Hey, 'ettes--you keep that sexuality under wraps, ok?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 30, 2013 01:07 PM (659DL)

246 'Teabilly' means we're all ignorant retards, but Rachel Jeantel is 'nuanced' and 'beyond our understanding.'

Posted by: zsasz at July 30, 2013 01:07 PM (MMC8r)

247 It's almost like this guy has no power of coherent thought! Posted by: edj at July 30, 2013 04:59 PM (9Ko7L) Some people think leftism was a mad science experiment to see the ultimate effect of cognitive dissonance on the human mind, gone horribly, horribly wrong. Pretty much all of "casual" leftism is the simultaneous expression of contradictory ideas - you know, guns are incredibly dangerous in the hands of criminals and children but useless for self defense, disenfranchisement is the worst thing in the world but the masses are ignorant and vote against their best interests, etc. There are lists of hundreds of those on an internet somewhere.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2013 01:07 PM (qyfb5)

248 125 - THIS

Posted by: Original Roy at July 30, 2013 01:08 PM (v3+WG)

249 Yes, they will. But only when they're in a group of like-minded losers that have you outnumbered 10 - 1. Cool. My mags hold 12 plus one in the pipe.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2013 01:08 PM (bpzkI)

250 Teabilly, you know all the unproductive places outside of NY, Detroit, Chicago, Boston, and LA.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 30, 2013 01:08 PM (659DL)

251 248 Hey, 'ettes--you keep that sexuality under wraps, ok? Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 30, 2013 05:07 PM (659DL) Now, let's not be hasty here...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2013 01:08 PM (qyfb5)

252 Liberals don't need food. The can survive on the aroma of their own flatulence.

Posted by: Lauren at July 30, 2013 01:08 PM (ELdpj)

253 Sydney Leathers is the perfect example of your average progressive.

Posted by: Hands Off My Weiner! at July 30, 2013 01:09 PM (tCBZk)

254

Gee, wonder which former CIA asset will give us an excuse to invade yet another country, engage in crimes against humanity and war profiteering?

LOL

And when we shoot down your bullshit as fast as you can sling it, will Christian fundamentalist elements in our military stage another NBC attack on our nation?

LOL

You know, it really sucks that there's nothing much of value in teabilly country to attack. We shouldn't have to pay for the crimes of the "my god is bigger than your god" crowd.

LOL

But hey, keep disenfranchising minorities and desperately trying to control the sexuality of women. The rest of us humans will eventually push you 19th century cretins and your weaponized kids out of American life forever.

LOL


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Feminist at July 30, 2013 01:09 PM (U/rqn)

255 The 'teabilly' enclaves aren't the ones that are bankrupt.

Posted by: zsasz at July 30, 2013 01:09 PM (MMC8r)

256 Thanks hipster douches, we'll keep all the small batch bourbon in teabilly country.

Posted by: NCKate at July 30, 2013 01:09 PM (CR6xM)

257

"desperately trying to control the sexuality of women"  =   Weiner (D),   Filner (D),   Menendez (D),    David Parker (D),   Clinton (D).    

Posted by: LASue at July 30, 2013 01:10 PM (pWeX5)

258 Billy Idol, Teabilly Wedding (1983)

Posted by: Motionview at July 30, 2013 01:10 PM (6Tbb5)

259 Hey, 'ettes--you keep that sexuality under wraps, ok?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 30, 2013 05:07 PM (659DL)

-

I think that is what bothers Whoops the most.     He was hoping that liberal policies would mean uncontrolled sexuality for women, and finally, he would have a chance.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 30, 2013 01:10 PM (wzlt7)

260 Doesn'tmatter if it was a real leftist troll or a joke.That is exactly how the real left "thinks",for want of a better word.

Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2013 01:10 PM (9XBK2)

261 Soon the rising Seas of Justice will finally deal a death blow to the hillbilly culture of intolerance and science-hating. Maybe Obama will try to save you, but your racism and bigotry will force you to choose drowning over accepting the hand of a black man. We will save your kids, for we are not evil, and educate them is a manner cognizant of the fact this is the 21st century and not the Dark Ages where leaches and bleeding were the order of the day.

Posted by: WHOOPS, There it is at July 30, 2013 01:10 PM (v1mq9)

262 I really don't want to control women's sexuality; it's more like I want to channel lick it. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2013 04:31 PM (8ZskC) Way late to the party, but corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: © Sponge at July 30, 2013 01:10 PM (xmcEQ)

263 Teabilly tea? Whiskey.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 30, 2013 01:11 PM (VjL9S)

264 O/T  The EPIC rant by the Chattanooga paper to TFG is EPIC.  (In the sidebar.)  Gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 30, 2013 01:11 PM (lVPtV)

265 The Eagles, Teabilly Sunrise (1972)

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2013 01:11 PM (9HP5k)

266 Weaponized child: You mean any Muslim kid under the age of 11 whose parents strapped him into a suicide belt after subjecting him to years glued to the TV watching "Farfour the Hamas Mouse???"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2013 01:12 PM (+98Gb)

267 You bastard!  You fucking h8ters!

Posted by: WHOOPS at July 30, 2013 01:12 PM (gWHwW)

268 "Leftism is not a politics, it is a psychology. Always was, always will be. It is the philosophy of the loser, a justification for his failure to excel in society. This is not ideology; it is self-therapy. A bit like alcoholism but the poison flows outward." AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: mike at July 30, 2013 01:12 PM (C6f7T)

269 @239
SQUAD!!!

CAMP IT

UP!!

Posted by: Monty Python at July 30, 2013 01:13 PM (E7Iyp)

270 Leaches? God, I hate it when people fuck that simple word up. LEECHES, motherfucker.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 30, 2013 01:13 PM (ZshNr)

271 Jimmy Buffet, "Teabilly in Paradise" (197

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 30, 2013 01:13 PM (VjL9S)

272 "We will save your kids, for we are not evil, and educate them is a manner cognizant of the fact this is the 21st century and not the Dark Ages where leaches and bleeding were the order of the day."

So, how was your Chicago vacay?

Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2013 01:13 PM (HjPtV)

273 Well he convinced me. Serious, You Guys.

Posted by: Andy at July 30, 2013 01:13 PM (k67rB)

274 You bastard! You fucking h8ters! You're damn skippy.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2013 01:13 PM (bpzkI)

275 See, the thing about blaming ANY of your problems on someone else is that it makes it easy to blame ALL of your problems on someone else.

***

This fits hand in glove with another major leftist thought.  The problem with life is that there are consequences.  If promiscuity cause you to become pregnant, have an abortion.  If yu have no skills and less ambition, then welfare.  Income redistribution so loser can live like bank presidents. 

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 30, 2013 01:14 PM (Hx5uv)

276 I'm so confused. I thought they were against rising seas.

Posted by: Lauren at July 30, 2013 01:14 PM (ELdpj)

277 Soon the rising Seas of Justice will finally deal a death blow to the hillbilly culture

...

http://www.schoolhouseelectric.com/topographic-usa-wall-map.html

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at July 30, 2013 01:14 PM (/kI1Q)

278 Speaking of doucheist leftist ideology. Suck it Bloomberg! I think I'll go get the 98 ounce soda, fucking fascist.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 30, 2013 01:14 PM (vWlST)

279 its really notable that we don't get more trolls and assholes in the comments. I know we get a few, but whenever i look at comments at other sites they are nothing but humorless snipes, bs, and blowhards. (we have drunks, curmudgeons and misanthropes) I think many trolls are afraid of our ability to pounce on stupidity. It's the same reason i think most libs don't watch fox -- it''s too traumatic for them to have their security-blanket-beliefs stomped on by facts. or maybe i just need more coffee (it is 6am here)

Posted by: endeavor to persevere at July 30, 2013 01:14 PM (zZJJp)

280 Cat Stevens "Teabilly for the Tillerman" 1971

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2013 01:14 PM (+98Gb)

281 "Farfour the Hamas Mouse???" I loved that fucking show. I swear it was directed by Roman Polanski.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (Seroquel Enhances No Penis) at July 30, 2013 01:14 PM (jopHG)

282 Joe Walsh " Ordinary Average Teabilly" (1991)

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 30, 2013 01:14 PM (VjL9S)

283 Liberals are too busy lopping the dicks off of their sons to make them girls to worry about militarizing the little eunuchs.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 30, 2013 01:14 PM (ZshNr)

284 "O/T The EPIC rant by the Chattanooga paper to TFG is EPIC. (In the sidebar.) Gonna leave a mark."

Epic...right up until you read  all the leftist comments  at the bottom.  Then it's just depressing.  You can't even outrun this brand of WHOOPSTHINK  in a place like TN anymore.

Posted by: Jaws at July 30, 2013 01:15 PM (4I3Uo)

285 You bastard! You fucking h8ters! Bless his heart.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2013 01:15 PM (bpzkI)

286 Leeches, eh? Traditional medicine, naturopathy, tribal medicine - left or right?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2013 01:15 PM (qyfb5)

287 The 'teabilly' enclaves aren't the ones that are bankrupt.


^^^^^^^^^This^^^^^^^^^

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at July 30, 2013 01:15 PM (QXlbZ)

288 Mind you I don't think modern medicine is that much better - but at least it *tries*, feebly.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 30, 2013 01:16 PM (qyfb5)

289

LEFTY: Dear dear, it's so much more complicated than that. ME: In what way? LEFTY: What? ME: In what way? LEFTY: Um... because Nuance.

 

And the middle class

Posted by: Chris M at July 30, 2013 01:16 PM (nyxv/)

290 Bo Donaldson & the Heywoods "Teabilly, Don't Be a Hero" 1975

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 30, 2013 01:16 PM (+98Gb)

291 nu ance sensibility to, awareness of, or ability to express delicate shadings (as of meaning, feeling, or value) Origin of NUANCE: French bastards

Posted by: UWP at July 30, 2013 01:16 PM (r98SZ)

292 I just checked my "Teabilly Handbook" and I don't see anything on "controlling the sexuality of women".  WTF!  Am I missing some important information here?

Posted by: Walknot at July 30, 2013 01:16 PM (vo2je)

293 OT sort of Planning a trip to NM for my 22yo nephew's wedding. He's my sister's eldest (of four) and she and her husband live in Texas, his home state. They are Christians, probably more conservative than I am and he's white. So does all that mean that I'm a Teabilly by marriage? And there is some recent other good news about sis and bil: they are expecting number five! Horny jackrabbits they are. I'm just happy that we (conservatives) appear to be out-breeding them.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 30, 2013 01:16 PM (Tnlh/)

294 Our greatest hit was Foggy Bottom Breakdown

Posted by: The Teabillys at July 30, 2013 01:16 PM (E7Iyp)

295 The Patriarchy has so brainwashed you cretins that you believe you should control women's vaginas, and their precious bodily fluids. Take control of your own lives by learning to read and write!

Dear Whoops, anatomy is hard.  But thanks to numerous picture books, I'm able to grasp that it's not women's vaginas I'm concerned about.  It's wombs.  As far as bodily fluids go...I'm not quite certain which one's you are referring to.  Blood?  Cerumen? Rheum?  Personally, I'm desperately trying to control vitreous humor through various legislative means.

As the seas rise to due climate change, I hope you
all drown in your mobile homes along with your corporate masters, the
Koch sisters.

Ah, see, that's a geographic impossibility.  The bulk of us teabillies live inland, while our corporate masters, and a large chunk of the nuanced minority you belong to, tend to occupy the lower lying coastal regions.  When the seas rise, most of the mobile home parks should be just fine.

I will make it a point to war the corporate masters however.  They certainly wouldn't have the resources to move to higher ground anytime soon.

Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at July 30, 2013 01:18 PM (MlqTY)

296 your weaponized kids Just remembered, hafta pick up son's gun, it's all re-blued, looks good!

Posted by: Orlandocon at July 30, 2013 01:18 PM (SldZ2)

297 The W88 is a United States thermonuclear warhead, with an estimated yield of 475 kilotons (kt), and is small enough to fit on MIRVed missiles. The W88 was designed at the Los Alamos National Laboratory in the 1970s.

Please continue.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's earpiece at July 30, 2013 04:52 PM (GQ8sn)



Who is Merv and why does he have missiles?

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at July 30, 2013 01:18 PM (/izg2)

298 So prog politics is the cause of the seas rising? Thought so.

Posted by: Hands Off My Weiner! at July 30, 2013 01:19 PM (tCBZk)

299 The 'teabilly' enclaves aren't the ones that are bankrupt.


Accounting is for rubes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 30, 2013 01:19 PM (8ZskC)

300 Who is Merv and why does he have missiles?

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at July 30, 2013 05:18 PM (/izg2)

-

Merv Griffin, the elevator killer.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 30, 2013 01:19 PM (wzlt7)

301 “The greatest trick the teabillys ever played was convincing the world that they did not exist.”

Stuff Charles Baudelaire Said, Vol. 3.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 30, 2013 01:20 PM (VjL9S)

302 Gee, wonder when you'll send out another white "Hispanic" to take potshots at A.A. 7 year olds, all to boost the ratings of Faux News? And when we rally again in protest, which Uncle Tom will you roll out to try to derail our national conversation on race? You know, it's too bad you NASCAR neanderthals never built anything worth vandalizing in the name of Peace and Justice (TM). But hey, keep trying to limit the Marriage brand to your repressive 1950's monogamy. We're snatching the logo out of your hands and slapping it on every bag of fruit and nuts in the store.

Posted by: It takes time to sound insane[/i] at July 30, 2013 01:20 PM (9Ko7L)

303

I've desperately tried to control womens sexuality and have failed.  I wonder if WHOOPS could maybe offer me some suggestions. 

 

Most people I've asked aren't interested in helping me, and seem rather to want to promote more sexuality. 

Posted by: Richard Fluck at July 30, 2013 01:20 PM (B5y+v)

304 See, the thing about blaming ANY of your problems on someone else is
that it makes it easy to blame ALL of your problems on someone else.
.........
Ain't that the truth.

I used to hang out at Daily Kooks just for grins.. it's almost too easy to push their buttons though.  So, the last time I got banned, I let it go.

Anyway, what I learned is that most of those retards have serious fucking personal issues.  A very large percentage of them are out of work.  A very large percentage sit in front of their computers all day bemoaning the fact the rest of us aren't supplying them with a "living wage" - for sitting in front of their computers all day. 

The young ones are the dipshits who racked up $100k in college loans for a Womens Studies degree, and now want Teh One to forgive them their debts.

They all have their hands out.


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 30, 2013 01:21 PM (f9c2L)

305

Some of this rhetoric reminds me of SNL's Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation With at a Party

S'ciety, Seth.  We're in trouble.  You know it; I know it, but... d'you even know it?

War, Hunger, Diseases.. Zzz'like, pick one.

Sometimes when you rip a bandage off a bandaid, it hurts. But sometimes, it heals.

Zzzzzac'ly! A billion people just died every day, in your back yard, and it's your fault.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGoBoPf17u0

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at July 30, 2013 01:21 PM (F3nFt)

306 Judas Priest - Tamp It Up Solid Teabilly - 1993

Posted by: phreshone at July 30, 2013 01:21 PM (Pr6hk)

307 You bastard! You fucking h8ters!

Or a woman.

Posted by: Deacon Jones at July 30, 2013 01:21 PM (4+FWp)

308 Yes, conservatives want to control you (notice I didn't say conservatives as they aren't mutually inclusive anymore). The left wants to tell you by design or shame and by any means necessary, where to live, what to drive, what to eat, how much to exercise, what to drink, what to drive, what kind of house you should have, how you should or shouldn't be able to protect said  home, how much money you "deserve". Where you go to school and in general how you should live your life according to their ideals. But  alas it's those darn right wingers whom want to control you!  

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 30, 2013 01:21 PM (vWlST)

309

>>"desperately trying to control the sexuality of women."

 

 

How would this work, exactly? How does one "control the sexuality of women"?

More teen sex, a flourishing "hook-up" culture on colleges, sex shot through media, advertising and culture in ways unimaginable even in the 60s, the Church losing influence by the day -- it seems the "sexuality of women" is beyond anybody's control even if they were "trying." And what about this "trying"? How does that work? Who's trying, again?

Oh, right. Islam. They're the only folks "trying to control the sexuality of women." In cultural and political ways. That would be, in "theocratic" ways. You know that word, don't you?

Posted by: rrpjr at July 30, 2013 01:21 PM (6W3PR)

310 @305 "It takes time to sound insane"

No it doesn't. Check this out:

Hillary for President!

See? That took no time at all.

Posted by: Cameron at July 30, 2013 01:22 PM (g63Ex)

311 Accounting is racist, you teabilly cracka

Posted by: Kwame Brown at July 30, 2013 01:22 PM (Pr6hk)

312 The Beverly Teabillys

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 30, 2013 01:23 PM (xGjmy)

313

You ever notice how the hipster douches wear faux military hats, and like, get all military surplus-y with their accoutrements?

They are really revolutionary, they're fighting against all those Christians!

Like Jerry Falwell and Jim Bakker! They are the enemy!!!

LMAO, they have no idea.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Feminist at July 30, 2013 01:23 PM (U/rqn)

314

Just what the hell is WHOOPS referring to when he calls for "another NBC attack on our nation" ?   In our due diligence during the buy process from General Electric I saw no reference to any prior NBC attacks on our nation! 

 

What the fuck!  Have I been taken?

Posted by: Comcast CEO Roberts at July 30, 2013 01:23 PM (B5y+v)

315 I'm just happy that we (conservatives) appear to be out-breeding them.

Posted by: baldilocks

****

 

Too bad they are indoctrinating the kids of LIVs who outnumber us.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 30, 2013 01:24 PM (uhftQ)

316 My favorite Liberal hero is either Ted Kennedy, who left a woman to drown rather than spill his gin and tonic, or Barney Frank, who occupied and operated a gay whore house at the the dawn of the Age of Aids, spreading venereal death like Johnny Appleseed on poppers.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 30, 2013 01:25 PM (ZshNr)

317 I believe it was George Washington Carver who said 'Dual entry accounting is the devil's gift to non-intellectual racist crackers'

Posted by: Barack O'Bama at July 30, 2013 01:25 PM (Pr6hk)

318 313 @305 "It takes time to sound insane" No it doesn't. Check this out: Hillary for President! You win!

Posted by: It takes time to sound insane[/i] at July 30, 2013 01:25 PM (9Ko7L)

319 nothing much of value in teabilly country to attack I dunno about the rest of teabilly nation, but Texas has everything from jet/helicopter and car/truck manufacturing, Dell/HP computers, a few nuke plants for electricity. Refineries for fuel and farms for food.. I think the troll has it back'ards. Texas don't need a damn thing from you blue state dickheads. Nothin to attack in 'smartland' but ghettos and the FSA generals in DC.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at July 30, 2013 01:25 PM (9Bdcz)

320 Who is Merv and why does he have missiles?

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien

Used to be good money in game shows.

Posted by: Merv Griffin [/i] [/b] at July 30, 2013 01:25 PM (yPX0e)

321 Congrats on both counts, Baldilocks.

Posted by: Lauren at July 30, 2013 01:25 PM (ELdpj)

322 The Leftist thesis (or memoplex, if one prefers Dawkinianism (sic) to Hegelianism) represses the conscious mind, and hyperstimulates the id/libido (as well as the politically-correct superego, making the person in question aggressive in a "waft-your-own-farts" sort of way), which is why many Leftists come off as excessively Dionysian.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at July 30, 2013 01:26 PM (nAegq)

323 So are the teabillys hot in Peruvia or will it just be more wolves in bras?

Posted by: Cameron at July 30, 2013 01:26 PM (g63Ex)

324 295 I just checked my "Teabilly Handbook" and I don't see anything on "controlling the sexuality of women". WTF! Am I missing some important information here?

--------------

You must have the 1st Edition from 2010. The sexuality of women section was added in the 2nd Edition, published in the Fall of 2012.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at July 30, 2013 01:28 PM (bsDPd)

325 About the title topic: I thought of this line from the great James Lileks in 2002. "ItÂ’s odd: the hate-mail I get from the far right always has the flavor of someone who is half in the bag and having fun hating my guts; the far-left hate mail sounds like it comes from people who are miserably sober and bitterly regretting the fact that they have to waste time flaying my boil-flecked bodkin, but if they donÂ’t, the planet is DOOMED."

Posted by: JPS at July 30, 2013 01:29 PM (g11mv)

326

When WHOOPS talks about minority disenfranchisement I just waant to make clear the only substantiated case of minority disenfranchisement in the last five years was of course the Black Panther case in Philadelphia, and that was just fine with us!

 

So please ignore WHOOPS criticism in this one area, which is in fact a monopoly of the Democrat Party, the party proudly founded to protect, defend and extend slavery, the home base of Jim Crow laws and the ONLY party to knowingly elect, re-elect and honor upon his death, a Grand Cyclops of the KKK, Robert Byrd!  We are hot fucking stuff!!!

 

Posted by: Eric Holder at July 30, 2013 01:29 PM (B5y+v)

327

>>"desperately trying to control the sexuality of women."

 

Maybe it's time for the Sultry Conservative Vixens to form a Party.

 

We've been busy, you know, doing stuff...quietly going about our lives.

 

But, maybe it's time to let the secret out.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at July 30, 2013 01:29 PM (F6vyp)

328 Then there's that 1971 movie, Teabilly Jack.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at July 30, 2013 01:30 PM (bsDPd)

329

Hey, if you ever got a whiff od some of the little Minnfidels diapers, you'd know they ARE weaponized.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 30, 2013 01:30 PM (vWlST)

330 If Conservative USA to fight for oil. We wouldn't be trying to deport illegal immigrant Mexicans, we'd be trying to annex them.

If the Conservatives wanted to Awox the US they'd start with San Francisco, Oakland and Berkeley, not NYC

If Conservatives really wanted to go on a Crusade, invading would be optional, we'd never consider occupying; And we sure as hell wouldn't bother with nation building.

I can't wait to see the brave new world. The best part. After you f*ckwads beat me to my knees and I finally cave to your lunacy of a worldview, I'll be placed in charge of your sorry asses because I'm competent and you're not. Then I can have all sorts of fun so long as I support the cause.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at July 30, 2013 01:31 PM (0q2P7)

331 I desperately tried to control women's sexuality, but they kept on thinking up new ways of escaping my control! That's why I had to declare war on them. My demands are few and simple: 1) Women, please let me rest 8 hours/day, or after the tenth climax/day, whichever comes first. 2) No more peanut butter on the trapeze; makes the bar dangerously slippery. 3) The porpoise has to go; that's non-negotiable. Really, I'm surprised these things even need to be said.

Posted by: Jose Peril Peligro at July 30, 2013 01:32 PM (mk9aG)

332 Maybe it's time for the Sultry Conservative Vixens to form aParty. We've been busy, you know, doing stuff...quietly going about our lives. But, maybe it's time to let the secret out. Go on..

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2013 01:32 PM (bpzkI)

333 "116 I also like how the angry Left always jumps to extermination. They don't want to convince us. They want to exterminate us and our families.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 30, 2013 04:41 PM (ZPrif)

If a leftist hasn't brought up death camps yet, they simply haven't finished thinking through their ideas.

From Revolutionary France to North Korea, leftism always ends, if it ever gets to the point of total societal control, in the slaughter of peasants (and anyone else they don't like).

That's partly the result of the "everything bad is someone else's fault" thing as well - if they really sabotage our One Chance At Paradise, they must be evil, and it's okay to destroy evil, isn't it?

Which is why they Hate So Much, the vileness, the spittle-flecked rants, the tens of thousands of Social Media Death Threats, etc.

Because they can't separate goals and methods, and their goals are good so their methods must be good, and if you oppose your methods you must oppose Happy CHildren, (why do right wingers hate children!), and therefore you must be Evil Nazis, and you fight Nazis, don't you?

It is, after all, a form of mental illness.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at July 30, 2013 04:47 PM (qyfb5)"



A lot of it has to do with the way leftists shun apostates.  Failure of the bien pensants to demonstrate sufficient zeal can get them thrown out of the bean peasant club and since all their friends are in the bean peasant club, they will be left alone and friendless and that is terrifying for anybody. 



It seems like a mental illness because they react to dry, unemotional facts or arguments with completely inappropriate levels of emotion most often when those dry facts are persuasive because accepting reality means that they are looking at social isolation which people wish to avoid as much as chimpanzees wish to avoid being thrown out of their social group.  It is a really basic fear that operates at the lower parts of the brain.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at July 30, 2013 01:32 PM (31Nrp)

334 Leftards: Pissed off at the penal system b/c it led to a drop in violent crime. Pissed off at the 2nd Amendment b/c it led to an increase in deaths of violent thugs. Pissed off at the Israeli security fence b/c it led to a drop in terrorist attacks.

Posted by: Hands Off My Weiner! at July 30, 2013 01:32 PM (tCBZk)

335

Can someone explain to me the nuance behind this phrasing:

 

"We shouldn't have to pay for the crimes of the "my god is bigger than your god" crowd."

 

I just want to know if I need to issue a new fatwa or not.

Posted by: Ayman al-Zawahiri at July 30, 2013 01:33 PM (B5y+v)

336
>>> also like how the angry Left always jumps to extermination. They don't want to convince us. They want to exterminate us and our families.

They know they'll have to, to get what they want. They just haven't figured out how to do it yet.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at July 30, 2013 01:35 PM (0q2P7)

337 My God is way bigger than your God. He's a Dreat Gane!

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 30, 2013 01:36 PM (ZshNr)

338 Mind you I don't think modern medicine is that much better - but at least it *tries*, feebly. The asthma medicines are much better than feeble. I love being able to breath almost normally.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (Seroquel Enhances No Penis) at July 30, 2013 01:36 PM (jopHG)

339  The Leftist thesis (or memoplex, if one prefers Dawkinianism (sic) to Hegelianism) represses the conscious mind, and hyperstimulates the id/libido (as well as the politically-correct superego, making the person in question aggressive in a "waft-your-own-farts" sort of way), which is why many Leftists come off as excessively Dionysian.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at July 30, 2013 05:26 PM (nAegq)

 

 

---------------------------------------------------

 

 

You took the words right out of my mouth.  Seriously, you guys.

Posted by: Soona at July 30, 2013 01:37 PM (vTEof)

340 Speaking of gods, Jay Z on guess who:

This is going to sound arrogant, but my presence is charity. Just who I am. Just like ObamaÂ’s is. Obama provides hope. Whether he does anything, the hope that he provides for a nation, and outside of America, is enough. . . . Just being who he is, the first black president, if he speaks on any issue or anything, he should be left alone.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 30, 2013 01:38 PM (Hx5uv)

341 "Polar Bears, Serious You Guys."

And the middle class.

Posted by: RoadRunner at July 30, 2013 01:39 PM (Wfgf1)

342 A red state denizen can simultaneously desire smaller government/lower taxes and attempt to bleed the beast of the most tax revenues possible. I see no contradiction there.

Posted by: R.D. Walker at July 30, 2013 01:39 PM (6RtJb)

343 Then there's that early seventies soulfull sound of "Teabillies  My Mobillies".  Sung by Al Greene.

Posted by: Soona at July 30, 2013 01:42 PM (vTEof)

344 I learned a long time ago that one simply cannot control a woman's sexuality. Hell, I'm too busy constantly losing control of my own.

Posted by: Your Favorite Elected Democrat at July 30, 2013 01:43 PM (g63Ex)

345 Thanks, Lauren! Too bad they are indoctrinating the kids of LIVs who outnumber us. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 30, 2013 05:24 PM (uhftQ) I don't think they do. See: abortion.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 30, 2013 01:47 PM (Tnlh/)

346

7 Surprised the little shit didn't use 'hupersons'

 

"son" is sexist. it should be huperchildren.

 

Posted by: Anachronda at July 30, 2013 01:49 PM (FzhYM)

347 "will Christian fundamentalist elements in our military stage another NBC attack on our nation?"

You mean, like "30 Rock"?

Posted by: T. at July 30, 2013 01:51 PM (sGohp)

348 Leftists always project such confidence in the durability of their creed. I always wait with baited breath for the forthcoming historical examples of an inherently anti-human, anti-prosperity, anti-wisdom society enduring for any significant period of time. The nice high, strong walls that were constructed by far better men and women won't last forever to protect these lesions from reality. That day will be bittersweet but the justice it brings will be worth savoring.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 30, 2013 01:57 PM (dvRYt)

349

My only objection to the "Vagina Monologues" is that I would have preferred a "Vagina Dialogue".

 

I like a little conversation before enduring tripe by the bushel-load.  Does that make me a h8ter?  I report myself!

Posted by: MTF at July 30, 2013 02:05 PM (B5y+v)

350 "You know, it really sucks that there's nothing much of value in teabilly country Yeah except all the farms that grow the organic arugula you consume.

Posted by: Iblis at July 30, 2013 02:23 PM (9221z)

351 Lefty:  Well you just don't understand the complexity of the issue, it's not black and white.

Me:  Yes, I do.  Allow me to explain...

Lefty:  BUT IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN WHY DO YOU HATE THE CHILDREN?!?!?


Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 30, 2013 02:28 PM (SY2Kh)

352 Honestly, it sounds like a sock or a particularly stupid troll by their attempt to use every stupid stereotype they can come up with. They are an attention whore.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2013 02:31 PM (iQit/)

353 x

Posted by: gg at July 30, 2013 02:32 PM (OxC+n)

354 I neglected to mention they write very poorly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2013 02:33 PM (iQit/)

355 Serious question:  Is this current strain of Marxist/Progressivism more of a TRIBE or a RELIGION?

They defend each other at all costs.  (Martha Stewart and Paula Dean are exceptions).  They attack the opposition on everything.  They circle the wagons until they absolutely have to let someone go (Weiner/Filner) They really are at war.  They fight and fight and fight on everything. They never let things go (slavery, Gore won the recounts, Travon).  They indoctrinate the next generation to continue fighting their war  (Public edu)

Or is it a religion?  There is not ONE SINGLE thing you could have said to this poster to change their mind.  Or even explore any single idea.  Or even question WHY they have concluded these things.  Or even look at the logical premises needed to conclude these things.   Their belief system is really based upon faith and there is not one thing you can say to make them question it.

Posted by: Jerk Sock du Jour at July 30, 2013 02:40 PM (MfeQY)

356 "You know, it really sucks that there's nothing much of value in teabilly country to attack."


This could be a lament that the blue areas are far more vulnerable to nuclear weapons.  If you nuked Philadelphia, Pennsylvania would become a red state.  If you nuked any city in Texas, it would become even redder.


If this country ever broke down into a civil war, nuclear weapons would hurt them more than us. 

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at July 30, 2013 03:01 PM (31Nrp)

357 Leftism is not a politics, it is a psychology. Always was, always will be. It is the philosophy of the loser, a justification for his failure to excel in society. - Is that so?

Posted by: Scarlett Johansson at July 30, 2013 04:31 PM (hZKDR)

358 358 Serious question: Is this current strain of Marxist/Progressivism more of a TRIBE or a RELIGION? - More of a tribe. And where I work, a winning tribe.

Posted by: Scarlett Johansson at July 30, 2013 04:33 PM (hZKDR)

359 Thanks for the laugh! I had to listen to a loony liberal academic rant about a rideshare driver today. Mind you, she got into someone else's car... for a FREE RIDE. The driver expressed anti-tax, small government opinions during his chauffering of the spoiled brat. At her destination, she got out of the car, called the driver a mean and nasty pig, and slammed the door. Isn't Little Miss PhD so nice, so tolerant and so diverse?

Posted by: Kalifornia Kafir at July 30, 2013 04:52 PM (ak9mL)

360 359 Obnoxious: Seriously, there's no question how a civil war comes out. Start with food. We have it, they don't. Energy. We have it, they don't. Productive capacity in our people. We have it, they don't. Millions of firearms and people who know how to use them. Need I say more?

There are millions of us who have been trained, thousands of us (probably tens of thousands) have the experience of being shot at, and at one time in our lives we have undergone privation as part of service to our nation, so we know what tough conditions are like. These people are allowed to do what they do because, at some fundamental level, we allow them to. And the reason we allow them to is because of our fidelity to the rule of law and the Constitution. When they trash the Constitution and replace the rule of law with the rule of man, they do not realize that they are throwing away the very things that protect them - from us, and from the mobs.

It will probably start with unrest in the cities as the inevitable national Chapter 11 takes hold, and the more dangerous it gets, the more difficult it will be to keep the cities and the blue states fed and the lights on. Fires will burn out of control. The college campuses will be especially fruitful for looting and arson, as they will be undefended, deserted, and next door. There will be refugees, millions of them, including our families and friends, who come to us for sustenance. We need to be ready to deal with it. We also need to be ready to deal with the bandits and raiding parties, some of which may be organized under color of the federal government. Trust that our brethren in the armed forces will generally not take arms against loyal Americans.

We will have to restore law and order somehow, or maybe over a period of years it all burns itself out. Our probable course of action will be to defend what we can defend, as a collection of mostly red states, because the federal authorities will be trying to keep the cities under control. They won't come to attack us, because it will be obvious that it would be futile. But as the core of the nation, we will have the ability to dictate terms for a return to the Constitution, and perhaps a second Reconstruction in the formerly blue wasteland. The Constitutional republic will rise again, and the inevitable outcome of collectivism and tribalism will be a part of the nation's psyche for generations to come.

Posted by: Julius north of the Rubicon at July 30, 2013 05:06 PM (QVC7W)

361 I confess to you hateful right wing pieces of shit that WHOOPS was me.

This afternoon I drank three bottles of a very exquisite merlot made from locally grown sustainably raised fair-trade organic grapes by a co-operative vineyard up the road from Brattleboro, and it had an unfortunate interaction with some prescription migraine medication, and perhaps as a result I was a little more unkind to you racist RethugliKKKans than I usually am.

But as Sean Connery said to Alex Trebek, it's all in good fun, because I hate you all.

All glory to our President Obama, and justice for Palestine!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at July 30, 2013 06:20 PM (aR5oH)

362 "Leftism is not a politics, it is a psychology. Always was, always will be. It is the philosophy of the loser, a justification for his failure to excel in society."

Wrong, Leftism is a religion - The God of Nothing & Everything at the same time.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at July 30, 2013 06:48 PM (vwYj4)

363 I don't control the sexuality of anybody.  I expect them to control it themselves.

Posted by: RKae at July 30, 2013 08:52 PM (esOE6)

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