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December 12, 2013

Leftwing Hack Site PolitiFact Bends to Reality and Declares "If You Like Your Plan, You Can Keep Your Plan" as the Lie of the Year
— Ace

PolitiFact has flacked for Obamacare for three years. In 2010, I believe, they declared the statement that Obamacare represented a national takeover of health insurance their Lie of the Year.

Lie of the Year, they said. While today we witness, every single day, new edicts issued from the Pontiff of the State about what insurers may not or must do. Not based on law, even. Just based on Obama's political needs in any particular day.

After previously declaring Obama's statement that "if you like your plan, you can keep your plan" to be True (they said "half true," but only because the insurance companies were not required to keep the promise that Obama made; Obama's promise was good, they reasoned, but he had no power to compel insurers to abide by it), they finally now reverse themselves.

Sort of.

For four of the past five years, PolitiFactÂ’s Lie of the Year has revolved around the health care law, which has been subject to more erroneous attacks than any other piece of legislation PolitiFact has fact-checked.

Yes, PolitiFact has deemed most criticisms of Obamacare to be lies. Including the criticism that "if you like your plan, you can keep your plan" was a dishonest promise. They claimed that you could keep your plan under Obamacare.

And yet here we are, now calling that the Lie of the Year.

ObamaÂ’s ideas on health care were first offered as general outlines then grew into specific legislation over the course of his presidency. Yet Obama never adjusted his rhetoric to give people a more accurate sense of the lawÂ’s real-world repercussions, even as fact-checkers flagged his statements as exaggerated at best.

Um, no. PolitiFact said Obamacare guaranteed people could keep their policies. The only wiggle room was that insurers did not have to continue offering those policies. But if they were offered, PolitiFact assured us that Obamacare guaranteed people could keep them.

PolitiFact never bothered to check if Obamacare actually permitted them to be continued to be offered. In fact, Obamacare, and especially the regulations promulgated in furtherance of it, made many (most) such policies illegal.

This was the deliberate choice of Obama. He runs the HHS. He is Sebelius' boss. He chose to do this, and PolitiFact is still representing it as "something that just happened, and Obama just didn't adjust his rhetoric to changing events."

Obama, as the Chief Executive, is ultimately the author of HHS regulations. To this very day, he could instruct HHS to write new regulations permitting all the old policies to be be offered.

He won't. Because he always intended to screw current insurance-holders over. That's what you do when you redistribute wealth.

He did build this. He did made that happen.

Now, back to PolitiFact, making excuses for why Obama lied:

Instead, he fought back against inaccurate attacks with his own oversimplifications, which he repeated even as it became clear his promise was too sweeping.
The debate about the health care law rages on, but friends and foes of Obamacare have found one slice of common ground: The presidentÂ’s "you can keep it" claim has been a real hit to his credibility.

It's also been a real hit to PolitiFact's credibility. What a fucking joke.

Tidbit: When I write posts, I look for something pithy to use as the link-language. Like if I'm writing that Obama's a douche, I'll write:

How big of a douche is Obama?

This big.

So "This big" is the linking language.

Anyway, when I was writing this post, I began writing it, as is my wont, without reading it. I only saw the headline that PolitiFact's Lie of the Year was IYLYPYCKP. (I'm tired of writing out "If you like your plan...").

I need some link language for linking the post. I wrote something like "PolitiFact now declares IYLYPYCKYP Lie of the Year," and needed some link language for the link.

So I wrote "Sort of."

Why? Because I guessed they only sort of admitted this was the lie of the year, based on all their previous shilling for Obamacare, and based upon their claiming IYLYPYCKYP was True, and never retracting that rating.

But I didn't yet know if they had done a "sort of" job. I figured if I was wrong, I'd rewrite it as "Even PolitiFact, which usually shills so hard for Obama...."

Of course I didn't have to. Within one minute of reading their tendentious "analysis" -- analysis that claims that Republicans lodged false attacks on Obamacare, such as you not being able to keep your policy, which forced Obama to guarantee you would keep your policy, even though, actually, you couldn't keep your policy at all so these weren't false attacks -- I saw they had in fact done a "sort of" admission that Obama had lied.

Or at least that his promise was "wrong," as PolitiFact writes.

You know, a "wrong promise." That's completely normal English right there. It's not as if PolitiFact is writing in non-standard English to avoid using the typical words we use to describe a "wrong promise."

Update [JohnE.]:

Flashback, PolitiFact October 7th, 2008 (via @verumserum):

"No. 1, let me just repeat, if you've got a health care plan that you like, you can keep it," Obama said. "All I'm going to do is help you to lower the premiums on it. You'll still have choice of doctor."
...
It remains to be seen whether Obama's plan will actually be able to achieve the cost savings it promises for the health care system. But people who want to keep their current insurance should be able to do that under Obama's plan. His description of his plan is accurate, and we rate his statement True.

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1 Italics, I tells ya, Italics!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:04 PM (olDqf)

2 Ba fangoul a tutta Socialisti!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:05 PM (olDqf)

3 Fuckin' Italics.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2013 02:05 PM (fMBeX)

4 How big of a douche is Obama? This big. Whoa. That's pretty douche-y. Also pretty italics-y.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 12, 2013 02:05 PM (8/DeP)

5 You know, the ancient samurai had a solution for Politifact to regain their credibility as an organization. Step 1: Obtain a sword. Step 2: Remove your shirt...

Posted by: AmishDude at December 12, 2013 02:05 PM (xSegX)

6 If you like-a you-a meat-a-ball, you can-a keep-a you meat-a-ball!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2013 02:06 PM (fMBeX)

7 5 You know, the ancient samurai had a solution for Politifact to regain their credibility as an organization. Step 1: Obtain a sword. Step 2: Remove your shirt... Posted by: AmishDude at December 12, 2013 06:05 PM (xSegX) Seppuku for you!!!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:06 PM (olDqf)

8 Ahem.

Posted by: Joe Wilson at December 12, 2013 02:06 PM (hFL/3)

9 So what would the "right" promise have been, eh?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:07 PM (olDqf)

10 Ba fangoul a tutta Socialisti! --- Think it is spelled "va fancuolo", though it is pronounced "ba fun-GOOL".

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 12, 2013 02:07 PM (/Crba)

11 I am still waiting for Obama to apologize to Joe Wilson.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2013 02:08 PM (fMBeX)

12 "So what would the "right" promise have been, eh? " If you like your plan you can go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Obama at December 12, 2013 02:08 PM (hFL/3)

13 Seppuku for you!!!!!!!! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 06:06 PM

Suttee for the rest of the country.

Posted by: huerfano at December 12, 2013 02:08 PM (bAGA/)

14 7 5 You know, the ancient samurai had a solution for Politifact to regain their credibility as an organization. Step 1: Obtain a sword. Step 2: Remove your shirt... Posted by: AmishDude at December 12, 2013 06:05 PM (xSegX) Seppuku for you!!!!!!!! --- This sack of shit would insist that an intern do it in his place while a WH photographer takes a picture of him watching it.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 12, 2013 02:08 PM (/Crba)

15 10 Ba fangoul a tutta Socialisti! --- Think it is spelled "va fancuolo", though it is pronounced "ba fun-GOOL". Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 12, 2013 06:07 PM (/Crba) Italo-American transliteration. Anyway, there is a great costume store in Jersey called Fun Ghouls. Emmes truth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:08 PM (olDqf)

16 Former President Clinton chuckles. Future President Clinton guffaws.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 12, 2013 02:09 PM (ndlFj)

17 I tried using the South African sign language interpreter for this post, but all I got was lesbian meter maid porn. I must go back in read it.

Posted by: RS at December 12, 2013 02:09 PM (YAGV/)

18 16 Former President Clinton chuckles. Future President Clinton guffaws. Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 12, 2013 06:09 PM (ndlFj) Statements like that make me understand how Chinamen can fling themselves off of shopping mall atria.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:10 PM (olDqf)

19 17 I tried using the South African sign language interpreter for this post, but all I got was lesbian meter maid porn. I must go back in read it. Posted by: RS at December 12, 2013 06:09 PM (YAGV/) Is that braille or are you happy to see me?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:10 PM (olDqf)

20 I always told my ex-wife the truth when i had to so I could retain my ability to lie to her at a later date

Posted by: RIK at December 12, 2013 02:12 PM (Y+gkm)

21 Apparently, wrong promise is the new lefty spinning term for boldface fucking lie!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2013 02:12 PM (5M2+1)

22 IYLYPYCKYP sounds like a bowel condition.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 12, 2013 02:12 PM (ZKzrr)

23 Reminds me of Yasser Arafat. He never said "I renounce terrorism." He said "I renounce TOURISM." Bad elocution.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:12 PM (olDqf)

24 Oh fuck, I sense a sternly worded letter from the IRS in Politifact's very near future.

In addition to the ongoing wiretapping and computer hacks, of course.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at December 12, 2013 02:13 PM (kUgpq)

25 23 IYLYPYCKYP sounds like a bowel condition. Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ needs a beer at December 12, 2013 06:12 PM (ZKzrr) SCOAMF's last name. Or it's some sort of cyrillic word?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:13 PM (olDqf)

26 23 IYLYPYCKYP sounds like a bowel condition. --- Sounds like an Eastern European family name that hasn't been Anglicized. It's probably pronounced "Cha-CHEV-ski", too.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 12, 2013 02:14 PM (/Crba)

27 They need to change their name to PolitiFlack.

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2013 02:14 PM (+cx5n)

28 Brett Bair just mentioned the top story in Hawaii tonight is a plane crash which killed the person who certified Obama's birth certificate..and spared 9 other passengers. Tinfoil futures are through the roof.

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2013 02:14 PM (hO9ad)

29 These stale lies are all dried out and taste like cardboard.

I demand some fresh new succulent lies.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 12, 2013 02:14 PM (UVadJ)

30 Their 2009 "Lie of the Year" was Palin's Death Panel comment.

Posted by: CNN/MSNBC/ABC/CBS/PBS at December 12, 2013 02:14 PM (JRmiD)

31 See but when King Obama lies he has declared it by executive order to not be a lie. So there wingnuts.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 12, 2013 02:14 PM (LsF5M)

32 IYLYPYCKYP was the word that defeated one of Superman's enemies

Posted by: meh at December 12, 2013 02:15 PM (W2qJe)

33 He was already in your mouth, but he had to make promises not to come in your mouth because you were so insecure in his love for you.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at December 12, 2013 02:15 PM (QF8uk)

34 IYLYPYCKYP. It still has a whiff of Truthiness.

Posted by: Politifact at December 12, 2013 02:16 PM (W2qJe)

35 29 Brett Bair just mentioned the top story in Hawaii tonight is a plane crash which killed the person who certified Obama's birth certificate..and spared 9 other passengers. Tinfoil futures are through the roof. Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2013 06:14 PM (hO9ad) The guy next to the victim just happened to be showing him a bullet at the moment of impactÂ… Vince Foster? Paging a Vince FosterÂ…

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:16 PM (olDqf)

36 "No. 1, let me just repeat, if you've got a health care plan that you like, you can keep it," Obama said. "All I'm going to do is help you to lower the premiums on it. You'll still have choice of doctor." Lower premiums my ass.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2013 02:16 PM (BXnWz)

37 Is this one of those paradoxes? If a web site that always lies called a lie a lie, the lie is true?

Posted by: Emperor Norton II at December 12, 2013 02:16 PM (MlqTY)

38 Brett Bair just mentioned the top story in Hawaii tonight is a plane crash which killed the person who certified Obama's birth certificate..and spared 9 other passengers. Tinfoil futures are through the roof. Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2013 06:14 PM ............No problem, Obamullah can blow breath into her face and she will arise again.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2013 02:16 PM (5M2+1)

39 I demand some fresh new succulent lies.

With a hausgemacht WTF aioli.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ BEAT IOWA at December 12, 2013 02:16 PM (ZKzrr)

40 do commenters have ability to correct italic mistakes?

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 12, 2013 02:17 PM (teFlO)

41 Mike Huckabee today ended his daily radio show heard on 200 stations across the nation, the first obvious sign that he is considering another presidential bid in what is shaping up to be a jammed 2016 GOP primary.

Posted by: Frankie Goes To Iowa at December 12, 2013 02:17 PM (e8kgV)

42 Dammit! I could not tell a lie...

... if only I had given a wrong promise.

Posted by: George Washington at December 12, 2013 02:17 PM (VJpOJ)

43 lying, leftist fucktards

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2013 02:17 PM (ZPrif)

44 "I promise I won't cut your throat after I rape you, if you just stop resisting." "OK, I'll stop resisting. Just spare my life." (Later, speaking to beheaded corpse.) "Sorry -- I made a 'wrong promise.' "

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2013 02:17 PM (+cx5n)

45 27 23 IYLYPYCKYP sounds like a bowel condition. --- Sounds like an Eastern European family name that hasn't been Anglicized. It's probably pronounced "Cha-CHEV-ski", too. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 12, 2013 06:14 PM (/Crba) Never understood that. If you you want your friggin' name pronounced "Shusheffski" at least bribe the apple-robber on Ellis Island to spell it like that on the form! Vito Andolini, my ass.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:18 PM (olDqf)

46 do commenters have ability to correct italic mistakes? Only if they have Platinum Membership.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2013 02:18 PM (fMBeX)

47 38 Is this one of those paradoxes? If a web site that always lies called a lie a lie, the lie is true? Posted by: Emperor Norton II at December 12, 2013 06:16 PM (MlqTY) ...if a lie is told in a forest and blah blah, you get the idea.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 12, 2013 02:18 PM (LsF5M)

48 do commenters have ability to correct italic mistakes? Posted by: olddog in mo at December 12, 2013 06:17 PM ....Only if you have an AOSHQ premium membership. It's kind of like (0) care. If you have those lower levels, you don't get shit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2013 02:18 PM (5M2+1)

49 It's not a lie if you sometimes believe your own bullshit. Or have such limited knowledge of economics and the health insurance industry you couldn't easily predict Obamacare's intended consequences.

It's our fault, really. It takes two to lie - one to lie and one to listen.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at December 12, 2013 02:18 PM (kUgpq)

50 @38 "All Cretans are liars."

Posted by: Epimenides, The Cretan at December 12, 2013 02:18 PM (YAGV/)

51 40 I demand some fresh new succulent lies. With a hausgemacht WTF aioli. Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ BEAT IOWA at December 12, 2013 06:16 PM (ZKzrr) Ist das nicht "heimgemacht?" Nein?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:19 PM (olDqf)

52 I am the Truth.

Posted by: Barakhenaten I at December 12, 2013 02:19 PM (fMBeX)

53 44 lying, leftist fucktards Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2013 06:17 PM (ZPrif) I find myself saying this over and over...it has nice ring to it Joe.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 12, 2013 02:19 PM (LsF5M)

54 Lie of the Year = Biggest Inconvenient Truth for the Obama admin

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2013 02:19 PM (JRmiD)

55 Lower premiums my ass.

You're paying for fifty thousand Iowans to get plans they can't lose if they don't bother to pay the premiums.

http://is.gd/fCbtfa

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ BEAT IOWA at December 12, 2013 02:19 PM (ZKzrr)

56 No matter how much they ration, NHS as skyrocket above projection. It is the nature of central planning.

Posted by: JT in KC at December 12, 2013 02:19 PM (8l6hB)

57 Mike Huckabee today ended his daily radio show heard on 200 stations across the nation, the first obvious sign that he is considering another presidential bid in what is shaping up to be a jammed 2016 GOP primary. Posted by: Frankie Goes To Iowa at December 12, 2013 06:17 PM ..............Or maybe because nobody listened to it? I can't stand that fucker. Damn RINO squish.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2013 02:19 PM (5M2+1)

58 You know, a "wrong promise." That's completely normal English right there. It's not as if PolitiFact is writing in non-standard English to avoid using the typical words we use to describe a "wrong promise." Have you ever talked with a Communist from China about the US representation of China in the Media? I had a fascinating conversation with a woman who complained that we didn't represent her country "correctly". I thought at the time, "How very Chinese." It wasn't "You are lying about my country." It wasn't "I'm going to list the falsehoods presented therein. It was, "The way we wish to be perceived is the correct way to present us, and you're not doing that." That sounds to me very much like what PolitiFact are saying. The correct way to present even a clear lie from Obama is the way he chooses to be presented. Everything else is "incorrect".

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 12, 2013 02:20 PM (P7Wsr)

59 54 44 lying, leftist fucktards kinda rolls off the tongue.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 12, 2013 02:20 PM (LsF5M)

60 Ist das nicht "he___emacht?" Nein? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 06:19 PM (olDqf) Heimgemacht. What happened? Pixy ate my letters!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:20 PM (olDqf)

61 Still say Black Fletch is lying about being schizo. Just a scam artist who got caught, trying to escape jail and punishment now by playing the crazy card. Just a scammer who got greedy and wanted to be on TV. Pushed it too far. Got caught.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2013 02:20 PM (ZPrif)

62 H e i m g e m a c h t.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:20 PM (olDqf)

63 42 Mike Huckabee today ended his daily radio show heard on 200 stations across the nation, the first obvious sign that he is considering another presidential bid in what is shaping up to be a jammed 2016 GOP primary.

***

I look forward to ignoring him....

Posted by: B at December 12, 2013 02:21 PM (6iEQd)

64 Thank goodness we have the brave GOP to call the preezy on his lawless acts.

Yeah, that's the story.

Posted by: PJ at December 12, 2013 02:21 PM (ZWaLo)

65 Just a scammer who got greedy and wanted to be on TV. Pushed it too far. Got caught. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2013 06:20 PM .....................Then there's the matter of the interpreter.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2013 02:21 PM (5M2+1)

66 "Wrong promise"

Yeah, I think Bernie Madoff made some of those, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2013 02:21 PM (JRmiD)

67 @63 J.J.Sefton "Hausgemacht" is the way the Germans say "Home made."

Posted by: RS at December 12, 2013 02:21 PM (YAGV/)

68 Of course, maybe Obama is the real Black Fletch. Check to see if he put the bill for Obamacare on the Underhill tab.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2013 02:22 PM (ZPrif)

69 Ist das nicht "he___emacht?" Nein?

Possibly. Around here, the smarmy places use "housemade" on their menus.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ BEAT IOWA at December 12, 2013 02:22 PM (ZKzrr)

70 Ace with his knockout game. That's twice now.

Posted by: redenzo at December 12, 2013 02:22 PM (zgVtn)

71 Ace, I love you brother but I'm not sure the "this much" equation is fair. Make no mistake they're both douches but only one is the SCOD. The other, a SCOD fanboy at best. You can't sling a dead cat anywhere in the media and not hit a SCOD fanboy. Dime a dozen.

Posted by: weirdflunky at December 12, 2013 02:22 PM (Xr90U)

72 Mike Huckabee: Everything you always wanted in John Huntsman - and lessÂ…

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:23 PM (olDqf)

73 That thing about your mouth. Sorry, it was a wrong promise!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2013 02:23 PM (5M2+1)

74 Obama might not be the Black Fletch. But he's black and, if not a fletcher, definitely a feltcher.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2013 02:24 PM (ZPrif)

75 Possibly. Around here, the smarmy places use "housemade" on their menus. Is that like "homestyle"?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 12, 2013 02:24 PM (P7Wsr)

76 Still, one can't help but wonder if the President might have been more forthright in describing Obamacare had Republicans refrained from wrongly alleging the bill would cause millions of people to lose health insurance.

Posted by: Politifact at December 12, 2013 02:24 PM (kUgpq)

Mike Huckabee today ended his daily radio show heard on 200 stations across the nation, the first obvious sign that he is considering another presidential bid in what is shaping up to be a jammed 2016 GOP primary.

******

Because we so need another Presidential canidate that thinks the world is 6000 years old

I think i just puked a little in my mouth

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 12, 2013 02:25 PM (uJK1E)

78
23 IYLYPYCKYP sounds like a bowel condition.
Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ needs a beer at December 12, 2013 06:12 PM (ZKzrr)

SCOAMF's last name. Or it's some sort of cyrillic word?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 06:13 PM (olDqf)

Nah, it's a village in Wales.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2013 02:25 PM (TIIx5)

Hausgemacht. Heim ist eher ein GefÃ¼hl als ein GebÃ¤ude, falscher Freund (false cognate) fÃ¼r "Home".

BestÃ¤tigung, fall nÃ¶tig: http://tinyurl.com/qcju89c

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 12, 2013 02:25 PM (A0sHn)

Who gives a fart if anyone in the media acknowledges the lie?

ACA is a reality.

This is going to get worse. By the time the disasters start hitting, the MSM will STILL be figuring out whether they can still LIKE-LIKE Obama.

eff it....

Posted by: havildar major at December 12, 2013 02:25 PM (kduZC)

I see that website has contact info for the Author of the article on Politifuct.

The horde can be very articulate. Maybe drop her a line.

Paging EOJ

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 12, 2013 02:26 PM (nTgAI)

82 A similar gov ~promise~ text for whistle-blower phone(!) tips or crime is "You can remain anonymous", usually preceded by "everything is confidential". I question the CAN and IS tense....and why a need to register, ever? Mostly for phone tips of petty crime where there is a cash reward - but I wager that 99.0% of them DO NOT remain anonymous, and are e-findable snitches - and only after a conviction....

Posted by: MoJoTee at December 12, 2013 02:26 PM (e1kfW)

83
wow, politfact sure licked the full shaft and the balls tip to stern of the PharO in declaring that a lie.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2013 02:26 PM (MaP11)

Somebody is getting audited! Merry Holiday of Undetermined Name!
Soros is displeased.

Posted by: Max Entropy at December 12, 2013 02:26 PM (QKYRm)

85 If you like your virginity, you can keep your virginity.

Now be a good girl and have another drink.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 12, 2013 02:27 PM (SY2Kh)

86 Oh, Ryan bill passed House. Done deal in Senate next week.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2013 02:27 PM (ZPrif)

87 Is it my fault I do not believe much from anyone anymore?

Posted by: nip at December 12, 2013 02:28 PM (jI23+)

88 79 Nah, it's a village in Wales. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2013 06:25 PM (TIIx5) No doubt where Number 6 was keptÂ… "I am not a number; I am a free man!" "M-WAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:28 PM (olDqf)

89 Still say Black Fletch is lying about being schizo.
Just a scam artist who got caught, trying to escape jail and punishment now by playing the crazy card.

Just a scammer who got greedy and wanted to be on TV. Pushed it too far. Got caught.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2013 06:20 PM (ZPrif)

He told me he was a Nigerian prince

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 12, 2013 02:28 PM (nTgAI)

90 Lord this depressing. Need moar corgis please.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at December 12, 2013 02:28 PM (zDsvJ)

91 Lies of the year: 2009: "Death panels." http://tinyurl.com/y94y8tu 2010: "government takeover of health care" http://tinyurl.com/2fdunpf 2011: "because Republicans voted to end Medicare." http://tinyurl.com/bogf9o5 2012: Romney's claim that Barack Obama "sold Chrysler to Italians who are going to build Jeeps in China" at the cost of American jobs http://tinyurl.com/abnr4d5

Posted by: AmishDude at December 12, 2013 02:29 PM (xSegX)

92 Harry Reid is very wealthy. Yet he does not come from wealth. And he has never had a job in the private sector. How did Harry Reid get so rich?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2013 02:29 PM (ZPrif)

93 Ugh. I remember when I would argue against this shitty nationalization of health care all these lefty assholes would throw politifact at me. I hate those dishonest hacks but people actually believe they aren't shilling for the donks.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 12, 2013 02:29 PM (h4eud)

94 Uh...Liars lie. It's what they do.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 12, 2013 02:29 PM (54dkR)

95
Nah, it's a village in Wales.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2013 06:25 PM (TIIx5)

It's funny because it's true!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 12, 2013 02:29 PM (Gk3SS)

96 "Yet Obama never adjusted his rhetoric to give people a more accurate sense of the lawÂ’s real-world repercussions, even as fact-checkers flagged his statements as exaggerated at best..."

A 'more accurate sense'....that's some 70's Romanian gymnast-level contortion to avoid using the word 'truth'.

Except a lot us did 'sense' that what he was saying was less that 'sort of' true....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2013 02:29 PM (JRmiD)

97 Politifucked and to a greater extent the minions in the press and the other LIV's are suddenly like the battered wife who is still in denial mode. They really just don't understand him, he really is a nice guy with good intentions!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2013 02:29 PM (5M2+1)

98 Cant wait to find out how much pork is in the budget, along with other 'riders'.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 02:30 PM (777G1)

99 Appears to be a great deal of money in being a "public servant" these days.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2013 02:30 PM (ZPrif)

100 78 Because we so need another Presidential canidate that thinks the world is 6000 years old I think i just puked a little in my mouth Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 12, 2013 06:25 PM (uJK1E) How do we know it's not 6,000 years old? But Huckleberry is Jim Nabors without that talent. Or likeability.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:30 PM (olDqf)

101 Oh, Ryan bill passed House. Done deal in Senate next week. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2013 06:27 PM ......BOHICA!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2013 02:31 PM (5M2+1)

102 94 Harry Reid is very wealthy. Yet he does not come from wealth. And he has never had a job in the private sector. How did Harry Reid get so rich? Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2013 06:29 PM (ZPrif) Ransom money from the raped toddlers' parents.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:31 PM (olDqf)

103 Reminds me of Yasser Arafat. He never said "I renounce terrorism." He said "I renounce TOURISM." Bad elocution. I understood him perfectly.

Posted by: Charles Barkley at December 12, 2013 02:31 PM (K4Gdd)

104 Because we so need another Presidential canidate that thinks the world is 6000 years old I think i just puked a little in my mouth. Do you think any Presidential candidate in the last 50 years can give anything more than a buzzword answer about how the earth was formed? I'd bet that NONE of them knows what the general scientific consensus is RE the formation of the earth. Have you looked at a Science text in middle/high schools? They all have outdated theories. Some of them outdated by 20 or 30 years. As long as the President doesn't interfere in Science classes, who cares? I'm more worked up about Common Core and Liberation Theology in schools, personally.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 12, 2013 02:31 PM (P7Wsr)

105 27 23 IYLYPYCKYP sounds like a bowel condition. ---Sounds like an Eastern European family name that hasn't been Anglicized. It's probably pronounced "Cha-CHEV-ski", too. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 12, 2013 06:14 PM (/Crba) Heh. I knew people of Polish descent who had names like that. It was truly hilarious watching someone try to pronounce a name that had no vowels.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2013 02:32 PM (BXnWz)

106 Ransom money from the raped toddlers' parents.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 06:31 PM (olDqf)

Child trafficking

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 12, 2013 02:32 PM (nTgAI)

107 Every conservative should give themselves a political root name joined with some sort of verification themed ending. For example, since my twitter handle is currently Politific Measurements, I am embued with the ability to pontiificate on politics as if they were sciencey and measurable. I hereby declared, based on the power of my self granted title, that Politifact is full of shit on everything. boom, done and done, easy as pie.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at December 12, 2013 02:32 PM (QxSug)

108 >>>Oh, Ryan bill passed House. Done deal in Senate next week.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2013 06:27 PM (ZPrif)<<<

*sob* *hic* I'm shooo happy. *cry* *sob* *hic*

Posted by: John Boehner at December 12, 2013 02:32 PM (VJpOJ)

109 58 Mike Huckabee today ended his daily radio show heard on 200 stations across the nation, the first obvious sign that he is considering another presidential bid in what is shaping up to be a jammed 2016 GOP primary. Posted by: Frankie Goes To Iowa at December 12, 2013 06:17 PM ..............Or maybe because nobody listened to it? I can't stand that fucker. Damn RINO squish. Or maybe because he was syndicated by Cumulus and they renewed their contract with Rush gave him a pretty good indication that he sucked on the radio. Hint hint..

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 12, 2013 02:32 PM (teFlO)

110 It's not a lie if you know it's a lie but say it anyway.

Posted by: President Obama at December 12, 2013 02:33 PM (xlX1p)

111 I'm sorry if I'm late to this, but I've read that the "budget deal" locks in funding for Obamacare so that the 2014 Congress cannot defund. True? That has to be the worst part of this crap bill.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 12, 2013 02:34 PM (KL49F)

112 Jim Hoft, aka Â“Gateway Pundit,Â” who suffered a near-fatal disease earlier, but was saved by the excellent care paid for by his insurance Â— care he still needs.

Guess what?

Jim is losing his insurance and may lose the doctors he trusts.

To quote Jim, Â“Why is our government doing this to us?Â”

Posted by: Deja Vu all over again at December 12, 2013 02:34 PM (e8kgV)

113 107 Heh. I knew people of Polish descent who had names like that. It was truly hilarious watching someone try to pronounce a name that had no vowels. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2013 06:32 PM (BXnWz) I knew a Czech chick (?!) whose last name was "Dv." Um, can I buy a vowel, Pat?????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:34 PM (olDqf)

114 This sack of shit would insist that an intern do it in his place while a WH photographer takes a picture of him watching it. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 12, 2013 06:08 PM (/Crba) But in the photo TFG would be staring pensively off into the distance.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2013 02:34 PM (BXnWz)

115 Yeah,I don't think Huckabee was doing to well with his radio show.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2013 02:35 PM (zqvg6)

116 Harry Reid is very wealthy. Yet he does not come from wealth. And he has never had a job in the private sector. How did Harry Reid get so rich? He's not that rich. I've seen anywhere between 3 and 10 million. And to answer the question, the same way most of them get rich. Business patrons who want to do business in their state find ways to get them money. They also are immune from insider trading laws, and they have great info on which companies will get Gov't contracts.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 12, 2013 02:35 PM (P7Wsr)

117 Harry Reid is very wealthy. Yet he does not come from wealth. And he has never had a job in the private sector. How did Harry Reid get so rich? Insider trading, kickbacks, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2013 02:36 PM (FNtJ6)

118 Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 12, 2013 06:34 PM (KL49F)

Nope.

Congress can defund anything it wants -- they control the purse-strings.

Unfortunately that requires intestinal fortitude, and they don't even know what that is.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2013 02:36 PM (QFxY5)

119 so they are using the "republicans made Him make a wrong promise, or easier Made Him Lie?"

honey i'dda told ya the truth about that girl, but well ya made me lie by asking me about her.

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 02:37 PM (nqBYe)

120 "Harry Reid is very wealthy. Yet he does not come from wealth. And he has never had a job in the private sector" Ahem.... I think it would be best for you if you stopped discussing Mr. Reid's financial situation.

Posted by: The Vegas Mob at December 12, 2013 02:37 PM (5M2+1)

121 I'd rather see LIE OF THE YEAR on the cover of Time Magazine, than the man of the year.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2013 02:37 PM (BXnWz)

122 Pretty sure $3-$10M counts as rich.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2013 02:38 PM (ZPrif)

123 93 Every one of them turned out to be true.The kind of average you expect from the left.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2013 02:38 PM (zqvg6)

124 How did Harry Reid get so rich? ...........Sucking cock.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2013 02:38 PM (5M2+1)

125 You Know He would never Lie, just promises of wrongness.

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 02:39 PM (nqBYe)

126 >>Harry Reid is very wealthy. Yet he does not come from wealth. And he has never had a job in the private sector.

IIRC he's made millions in real estate. You know, some "friend/political donor" sells him a cheap property, and then Harry sells the land for a ridiculously larger amount of money. Like Hills and her magical cattle futures.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2013 02:39 PM (JRmiD)

127 I think someone has irritable vowel syndrome.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at December 12, 2013 02:39 PM (OPzNA)

128 How did Harry Reid get so rich? Insider trading, kickbacks, etc. Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2013 06:36 PM (FNtJ6) He claims it's because he's a "good lawyer". I am not kidding. I could rant, but you've read it all before.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 12, 2013 02:39 PM (xSegX)

129
To quote Jim, Â“Why is our government doing this to us?

I'm curious as to why some people believe Obamacare can never be repealed.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 12, 2013 02:40 PM (0IhFx)

130 Kids, you told me that you didn't break Mom's vase......"Sorry Dad, we made a wrong promise". Well, if it was only a wrong promise, then It's o.k. then kids, come here and give me a hug!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2013 02:40 PM (5M2+1)

131 Obama's almost politifactuals; sweetie i wasn't kissing her i was trying to warm her frozen lips didn't you see the ice on her nose?

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 02:40 PM (nqBYe)

132 120 Unfortunately that requires intestinal fortitude, and they don't even know what that is. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2013 06:36 PM (QFxY5) The GOP's intestines have been hollowed out like the sphincter of a jihadi, ready for a C4 keester stash.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:40 PM (olDqf)

133 131 To quote Jim, Â“Why is our government doing this to us? I'm curious as to why some people believe Obamacare can never be repealed. Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 12, 2013 06:40 PM (0IhFx) It can. The Sequester just was in the House.

Posted by: NWConservative at December 12, 2013 02:41 PM (M1gmo)

134 126 How did Harry Reid get so rich? ...........Sucking cock. Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2013 06:38 PM (5M2+1) The Corleone family. He was at one of Fredo's houses whenÂ…

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:41 PM (olDqf)

135 Juan Williams. Bring the Derp, Bring the Stupid.

Posted by: Franch Dressing at December 12, 2013 02:41 PM (ZPrif)

136 My vote for lie of the year: American Flag flying over the WHite House.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at December 12, 2013 02:41 PM (XvrTA)

137 I wrongly promised i wouldn't kill ya .
and i meant that .

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 02:42 PM (nqBYe)

138 The RINO's running shit now have had a case of testicular prolapse for the last 20 years. I hate them almost as much as the fucksticks on the other side of the aisle.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2013 02:42 PM (5M2+1)

139 114 To quote Jim, Â“Why is our government doing this to us?Â” Posted by: Deja Vu all over again at December 12, 2013 06:34 PM (e8kgV) Simple. The government hates us and wants us to die. Traditional-minded Americans are just too damn bothersome to rule, with our quaint and antiquated notions about "rights", "constitutionalism", and "limited government". Not to mention "free enterprise". No, far better to get rid of us through attrition and cultivate a population of dependents, while importing tens of millions of illiterate Third World peasants who know their place.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2013 02:42 PM (sdi6R)

140 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2013 06:36 PM (QFxY5)

Certainly not this Congress. Holding out hope for the 2014 one. Thanks for the reply.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 12, 2013 02:42 PM (KL49F)

141
Well I hope the House enjoys its time off this Christmas and Santa brings them everything they desire..... fuckin traitors.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2013 02:43 PM (MaP11)

142 I'm curious as to why some people believe Obamacare can never be repealed.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 12, 2013 06:40 PM (0IhFx)

I suppose there were people in the '20s and '30s who believed Prohibition would never be repealed either...

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 12, 2013 02:43 PM (KL49F)

143 Pretty sure $3-$10M counts as rich. He said "very wealthy". Compared to some of the other lifelong leaches in Congress, he's a pauper. Personally I think it's because he's dumber than a stump. With all the crooked land deals Reid has made, he should be way further ahead than he is.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 12, 2013 02:43 PM (P7Wsr)

144 So, Kim Ding Dong executed his uncle? Did he catch him with porn??

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 12, 2013 02:43 PM (h4eud)

145 anyone ask polifactsnot if there are death panels ?

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 02:44 PM (nqBYe)

146 OT but I have to vent. This e-mail was sent today to a seller on Amazon that screwed me. Prolly Barky voters.....
22 days to receive a book ordered with shipping request of 5 to 8 business days, no problem. Cover of book ripped (I figured the post office did it), no problem. Paying $62.95 for the NEW book + shipping, no problem. The first page dedicated to "Dad" from his 3 kids in 2001, BIG PROBLEM! My wife, who the book is for does not go by the name "Dad" nor does she have three kids, oh and it's not 2001! Obviously there's some other phrase I should use if I order a NEW book from you because my definition of NEW and DailyDeal USA's definition of NEW book are entirely different. I can't send the NOT NEW book back because it's a Christmas present and it took 22 days to get the NOT NEW book I have now. I notice it didn't take 22 days to take my NEW money.

Posted by: weirdflunky at December 12, 2013 02:44 PM (Xr90U)

147 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2013 06:36 PM (QFxY5) I believe you mean congress controls the purse strings but thy do not control their bowels.

Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at December 12, 2013 02:44 PM (cEKmK)

148 Dr.Jesse probably porn of his new wife.

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 02:45 PM (nqBYe)

149
Harry Reid is very wealthy.
Yet he does not come from wealth.
And he has never had a job in the private sector.

IIRC he's made millions in real estate. You know, some "friend/political donor" sells him a cheap property, and then Harry sells the land for a ridiculously larger amount of money. Like Hills and her magical cattle futures.

Another way these crooked pieces of shit line their pockets with money from their donors and supporters, is by loaning their PAC, or reelection campaign money from their own pocket, and charging their election coffers exorbitant interest rates on the loan.....and for ten...twenty...thirty years, their campaign pays interest on those loans.

It's called money laundering...something Congress turns a blind eye to, as long as you're a member of the club.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 12, 2013 02:45 PM (0IhFx)

150 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2013 06:36 PM (QFxY5) Contact amazon directly, you'll get you money back and not have to wait for the book to be returned. Cite their "Marketplace guarantee."

Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at December 12, 2013 02:46 PM (cEKmK)

151 Hear Rush today? He said Republicans are just happy to avoid criticism. My version: All of the Republicans' policy decisions are made to do one thing: avoid negative feedback...(from those who neither support nor vote for them).

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 02:46 PM (777G1)

152 140 The RINO's running shit now have had a case of testicular prolapse for the last 20 years. I hate them almost as much as the fucksticks on the other side of the aisle. Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2013 06:42 PM (5M2+1) And yet, traitors on your own side are the greater threat.

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 12, 2013 02:46 PM (bb5+k)

153 Traditional-minded Americans are just too damn bothersome to rule, with our quaint and antiquated notions about "rights", "constitutionalism", and "limited government". Not to mention "free enterprise". No, far better to get rid of us through attrition and cultivate a population of dependents, while importing tens of millions of illiterate Third World peasants who know their place. A few of them will get shot before we go.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2013 02:46 PM (FNtJ6)

154 144 I suppose there were people in the '20s and '30s who believed Prohibition would never be repealed either... Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 12, 2013 06:43 PM (KL49F) An "entitlement" that putatively gives you money in the bank will be defended tooth and nail. One that can kill you or your loved ones, not so much. At least that is my hope.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:47 PM (olDqf)

155 Hear Rush today? He said Republicans are just happy to avoid criticism. My version: All of the Republicans' policy decisions are made to do one thing: avoid negative feedback...(from those who neither support nor vote for them). Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 06:46 PM ......Like I said, they all have Testicular prolapse.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2013 02:47 PM (5M2+1)

156 fuck you I didn't build that!

//Barack Elizabeth Warren Obama

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2013 02:48 PM (9jfyN)

157 sum ting wong

Posted by: wong li i at December 12, 2013 02:48 PM (f8ieM)

158 Boston.com ‏@BostonDotCom With a 332-94 vote, US House gives sweeping bipartisan approval to a budget bill. http://bo.st/1bIU1pC

Posted by: Franch Dressing at December 12, 2013 02:48 PM (ZPrif)

159 153 Hear Rush today? He said Republicans are just happy to avoid criticism. My twitter buddy, Trey Radel (R-FL), hardest hit...

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 12, 2013 02:48 PM (54dkR)

160 146 So, Kim Ding Dong executed his uncle? Did he catch him with porn?? Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 12, 2013 06:43 PM (h4eud) Yeah. Couldn't stand the thought of Rosie Palmer and her 5 sisters cheating on him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:48 PM (olDqf)

161 Damnitk 152 should be @wierdflunky not CBD Damned tablet keyboard.

Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at December 12, 2013 02:49 PM (cEKmK)

162 154 D-Lamp at December 12, 2013 06:46 PM (bb5+k)

The fix is in, I am also thinking Boehner is going to fuck us on Amigo Grande by Easter...

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2013 02:49 PM (9jfyN)

163 153 Hear Rush today? He said Republicans are just happy to avoid criticism. My version: All of the Republicans' policy decisions are made to do one thing: avoid negative feedback...(from those who neither support nor vote for them). Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 06:46 PM (777G1) Respectfully disagree. That is the official story. The GOP establishment is part of the Democrat-Socialist party. They play the role of "opposition" party and yet do and say nothing to actually oppose what is happening. One party rule. All in service of the Leviathan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 02:50 PM (olDqf)

164
weirdflunky at December 12, 2013 06:44 PM (Xr90U)

Make sure you tell Amazon what happened! Get them involved in resolving this issue. Also, link to your review, so that others may add comments.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 12, 2013 02:50 PM (0IhFx)

165 My version: All of the Republicans' policy decisions are made to do one thing: avoid negative feedback...(from those who neither support nor vote for them). Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 06:46 PM Which is a by-product of having one party control of all sources of mass communication.

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 12, 2013 02:52 PM (bb5+k)

166 165 One party rule. All in service of the Leviathan. Welcome to the 2014 SUPERDUPER BOWL. It's Big Government versus MATH! All I know is who loses. Conservatives.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 12, 2013 02:52 PM (54dkR)

167 I think we'll be better off the sooner the GOP tanks.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 02:53 PM (777G1)

168 One party rule. All in service of the Leviathan. Welcome to the 2014 SUPERDUPER BOWL. It's Big Government versus MATH! All I know is who loses. Conservatives. We are so boned.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2013 02:54 PM (FNtJ6)

169 Of course Obama'$ promise was a lie. Every 6 months or so, McDonald's raises the price of their quarter pounder, just because I now pay an extra nickel or dime, Obama would have you believe that it is no longer a quarter ponder. At least that is his argument concerning insurance.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 12, 2013 02:54 PM (Zswg6)

170 The fix is in, I am also thinking Boehner is going to fuck us on Amigo Grande by Easter... Posted by: sven at December 12, 2013 06:49 PM (9jfyN) He is certainly going to try. I daresay the ugly glare of attention which Obamacare will engender in January, might very well take the wind out of his sails. At least I hope so.

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 12, 2013 02:54 PM (bb5+k)

171 The presidentÂ’s "you can keep it" claim has been a real hit to his credibility.

In other news, Hitler's extermination of six million Jews has been a real hit to his reputation as a concerned humanitarian.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2013 02:54 PM (8ZskC)

172 My wife, who the book is for does not go by the name "Dad" nor does she have three kids, oh and it's not 2001! Obviously there's some other phrase I should use if I order a NEW book from you because my definition of NEW and DailyDeal USA's definition of NEW book are entirely different. I looked at DailyDeal USA's seller rating on Amazon. They've got a 4.8/5 rating with over 217K reviews. I'm sorry that happened to you and it makes me worry because with that rating I wouldn't have hesitated to order from them. I hope your issue is resolved satisfactorily.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 12, 2013 02:55 PM (P7Wsr)

173 Said about conservatives that take issue with the budget agreement; "Frankly, I think they're misleading their followers," Boehner said at a press conference. "I think they're pushing our members into places where they don't want to be. And frankly, I just think that they've lost all credibility." I hate this DBag and he is going to fuck us on Amnesty. Prick.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 12, 2013 02:55 PM (LsF5M)

174 JJ, are you saying the Congress is just like the WWF pro wrestling where there's 'heroes' and 'heels' and it's all just bullshit for entertainment and $$? If so, I concur.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 02:55 PM (777G1)

175 politifact; Are the IRS being used to intimidate those that made comments against obamacare ?

we rate this Wrong.

we found that those audited were only a coincidence , as the names were entered on lists randomly after files being found in a drawer.

we promise.

wonder how that obscure video guy is these days?
He was wrongly attacked for Making Islamist act Islamists by Republicans.

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 02:56 PM (nqBYe)

176 Respectfully disagree. That is the official story. The GOP establishment is part of the Democrat-Socialist party. They play the role of "opposition" party and yet do and say nothing to actually oppose what is happening. One party rule. All in service of the Leviathan. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 06:50 PM (olDqf) This might not be exactly right, but It is pretty close as near as I can tell. I think Democrats are the chief blood sucking vampires. I think the Republicans are just bitten acolytes for which their might still be hope if we can just rid them of the infection.

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 12, 2013 02:56 PM (bb5+k)

177 I think we'll be better off the sooner the GOP tanks. Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 06:53 PM .....................................I think we're there.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2013 02:57 PM (5M2+1)

178 Aaaaamnesty. Is such a lonely word. People are soooo untrue. Aaaaamnesty. Is hardly ever heeeeard. But mostly what I need from you.

Posted by: Boner Toner at December 12, 2013 02:57 PM (ZPrif)

179 Nah, these assholes need to return to 140 seats and then MAYBE they'll learn. But by then, it'll be too late. Sheeeit, it's already too late.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 02:58 PM (777G1)

180 I think most Republicans, if given a choice to wave a magic wand and repeal O-Care would say, sure let's do it. But... Most Republicans don't want to do the heavy lifting to make that happen. They'd rather just go along to get along and let this monstrosity destroy the best health care system mankind has even known.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 12, 2013 02:59 PM (0LHZx)

181 The presidentÂ’s "you can keep it" claim has been a real hit to his credibility.

Thamsanqa Jantjie's total lack of knowledge of sign language has been a real hit to his reputation as a professional interpreter for the deaf.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2013 02:59 PM (8ZskC)

182 With a 332-94 vote, US House gives sweeping bipartisan approval to a budget bill. http://bo.st/1bIU1pC Posted by: Franch Dressing at December 12, 2013 06:48 PM (ZPrif) _______ SWEET!! $23B deficit cuts!! YEAH BABY!! Only 1300 more billion to go.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 12, 2013 03:00 PM (0LHZx)

183 This vote wasn't close. For those who think a "fix is in," consider that you are in the minority of citiznes in your obsession over this. Just consider it.

Because if you are, in fact , in the minority nothing needed to be "fixed." The members could just vote with the majority of the people.

These outside "conservative" groups do manipulate people's emotions to get them to open the checkbooks, just like the far-left activist groups do. consider that they are the ones taking you for a ride, and taking your money.

Compromise is bad for their bottom line. Think about it.

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at December 12, 2013 03:01 PM (EPkr9)

184 Lie of the Year? Nah. Lie of the Decade.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2013 03:02 PM (wAQA5)

185 Posted by: trumpetdaddy at December 12, 2013 07:01 PM (EPkr9) Is this a troll?

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 12, 2013 03:03 PM (bb5+k)

186 185 trumpetdaddy at December 12, 2013 07:01 PM (EPkr9)

Ah thank God...I am logged in over at Tepid here I can greet you with a hearty Fuck you....

the majority of the American people are fucking retards on the budget who think Xeroxonomics and Ogabenomics can lead anywhere but a cession of liberty.

I am under no such illusion.

Ogabe is a fucking tyrant and the GOP are his chief enablers.

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2013 03:03 PM (9jfyN)

187 Lie of the Year? Nah. Lie of the Decade. Nah. "Qualified" would be lie of the decade.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2013 03:03 PM (FNtJ6)

188 Embrace the suck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 12, 2013 03:04 PM (aDwsi)

189 Heh. Huff Po now requires a Facebook account? No thanks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 12, 2013 03:05 PM (aDwsi)

190 This is a Statement Required To Maintain Credibility. I neither believe their explanations the last four times nor their statement or explanations now. They are liars. The difference here is public perception has moved far enough that if they don't at least make a gesture in that direction they will lose too much of the audience. And now they will claim that because they were only 80% in one direction (probably 90% but let's take the current number), they're "not biased." That claim is also a lie. They don't care that I don't trust them, because they don't need everyone, just a majority. Great, great tragedy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at December 12, 2013 03:05 PM (qyfb5)

191 Name one conservative group that wants big govt, ie more spending, more govt power? You can't.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 03:06 PM (777G1)

192 Southpark is mocking Kim and Kanye. They say she is short, fat, and a Hobbit.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 12, 2013 03:06 PM (h4eud)

193 "Promise of Wrong" has the same graceful meter as "Person of Stupid".

Posted by: Bob (codename: Sayuri) at December 12, 2013 03:06 PM (ImIys)

194 187 Posted by: trumpetdaddy at December 12, 2013 07:01 PM (EPkr9) Is this a troll? Posted by: D-Lamp at December 12, 2013 07:03 PM (bb5+k) ___________ No. Just an imbecile.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 12, 2013 03:06 PM (0LHZx)

195

I think when I stop being a doctor (soon) I will try to get employment as a fake sign language interpreter.

Pseudosignolinguist?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 12, 2013 03:07 PM (N/Sup)

196 191 Heh. Huff Po now requires a Facebook account? No thanks. Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 12, 2013 07:05 PM (aDwsi) __________ And not only that you have to be "verified" to post. Hmmm...verified, as in make sure your identity is real so that when HuffPo sells you data, it can be worth more as "verified".

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 12, 2013 03:07 PM (0LHZx)

197 This vote wasn't close. For those who think a "fix is in," consider that you are in the minority of citiznes in your obsession over this. Just consider it. --------------------- Hmm. Ok..., I've considered it. Since the *majority* are sheep-like idiots, I am undisturbed to be a member of the minority.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 12, 2013 03:07 PM (aDwsi)

198 "the GOP are his chief enablers."

And the 52% of people who voted for him.

Jeez. Get a clue. Being the biggest hard-ass of all the hard-asses just gets donations to certain people's campaigns and outside activist groups. Nothing else. If you like being taken for a ride by people who want to separate you from your money because you emote like a 12 year old girl over politics, be my guest.

You want a hill to die on? Read Sean Trende's piece today about the Senate races. We have a chance of taking 7-10 seats if some people, and you know who you are, don't fuck it all by trying to be the hardest of hard-asses again.

Most people AREN'T hard-asses. Most people don't like politics and wish all politicians would go away. They will happily vote for the least-assholish politician who will keep his hands out of their back pockets. Unfortunately, some people in the conservative movement want the Republicans to be the most assholish party out of some kind of "purity" test.

Grow up. If you can't convince 50+1% to buy what you're selling none of this matters.

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at December 12, 2013 03:09 PM (EPkr9)

199 Lie of the year:

" and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.Â”

Posted by: NCwoof at December 12, 2013 03:09 PM (aUQgu)

200 The thing that is so galling about the "budget deal" is it was so unnecessary. GOP held the keys here and didn't HAVE to cave, they CHOSE to.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 12, 2013 03:12 PM (KL49F)

201 trumpet, so you're okay with compromise, is what you're saying?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 03:12 PM (777G1)

202 Their 'condemnation' of Obama is nothing but a big old equivocation. Fuck them.

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2013 03:12 PM (MMC8r)

203 Moderation is cool with you?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 03:12 PM (777G1)

204 200 trumpetdaddy at December 12, 2013 07:09 PM (EPkr9)

Go blow yourself trumpet boy...

the first step in being an opposition party is you know fucking opposing the agenda of the other fucking party....

if I can't tell pigs from humans and vice versa it is not my fucking dystopic nursery rhyme I am stuck in but Karl Rove's...

if the GOP wants to be Donk Lite I assure you I can and will go full fucking retard donkey from spite.

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2013 03:12 PM (9jfyN)

205
Politifact.com
Winner of the Pulizer Prize

Sez so. On the logo. So, there's that.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 12, 2013 03:12 PM (kdS6q)

206 Every time a doctor comments on the blog I hear the snap of a latex glove.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2013 03:13 PM (oFCZn)

207 You're willing to give a little to get a little? Or give a lot to get a promise of a little?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 03:13 PM (777G1)

208 In 2009, it was only Half True.

Posted by: Matt S. at December 12, 2013 03:14 PM (BBfhc)

209 Get ready to celebrate Thom Tillis. John "are you kidding me" Boehner is setting us all up for amnesty.....the next big freakin deal. So if you are in NC, my advice is to move South....soon.

Posted by: NCwoof at December 12, 2013 03:14 PM (aUQgu)

210 198 And not only that you have to be "verified" to post. Hmmm...verified, as in make sure your identity is real so that when HuffPo sells you data, it can be worth more as "verified". Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 12, 2013 07:07 PM (0LHZx) YouTube has changed lately, too. I tried to leave a comment the other day and they asked for my real name. Fuck that noise. I've also noticed that they're inserting ads into many videos.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2013 03:14 PM (sdi6R)

211 Sorry, but I have to vent.

iTunes (and Apple as a whole) sucks cocks in hell.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2013 03:14 PM (QFxY5)

212
Harry Reid is very wealthy.
Yet he does not come from wealth.
And he has never had a job in the private sector.

How did Harry Reid get so rich?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2013 06:29 PM (ZPrif)

Hey, you can save lots of bucks when you regularly get comped at the Tangiers......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2013 03:15 PM (TIIx5)

213 Politifact.com Winner of the Pulizer Prize Hey, me too!

Posted by: Walter Duranty at December 12, 2013 03:15 PM (MMC8r)

214 Every time a doctor comments on the blog I hear the snap of a latex glove.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2013 07:13 PM (oFCZn)

*****

Latex costs too much. We're changing over to emory gloves, 60 grit.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 12, 2013 03:15 PM (N/Sup)

215 This vote wasn't close. For those who think a "fix is in," consider that you are in the minority of citiznes in your obsession over this. Just consider it.

Anyone remember what I said about wide easily follwed paths and straight, narrow ones?

Beuhler?

Posted by: J. C. at December 12, 2013 03:15 PM (hO9ad)

216 Posted by: trumpetdaddy at December 12, 2013 07:09 PM (EPkr9) John Boehner, ladies and gentlemen.

Posted by: Walter Duranty at December 12, 2013 03:16 PM (MMC8r)

217 Dude, I'm on employer-provided insurance and I couldn't keep my plan, no matter how much I wanted to. I also couldn't afford to keep my husband on my plan, so he lost insurance. I also coyldn't keep my doctor because she doesn't participate in my new, way more expensive insurance. So fuck you Obama. Fuck you Democrats. Fuck you Politifact and the rest of the media who helped force this POS legislation on us. I hope you all burn in hell.

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 12, 2013 03:16 PM (GrtrJ)

218 I've also noticed that they're inserting ads into many videos.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2013 07:14 PM (sdi6R)

Some have a four second opt-out, which is (barely) tolerable, but require you to watch the entire ad.

Are they nuts? That just ensures that I do not watch the ad or the video.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2013 03:16 PM (QFxY5)

219 "trumpet, so you're okay with compromise, is what you're saying?"

I'm okay with keeping anything that interferes with the "Obamcare is a disaster" narrative off the tv news. Making this budget deal accomplishes that.

Now I know that doesn't help DeMint fund-raise of the wallets of the "true believer"/dead-enders, but it does help keep the battlespace clear of distractions for 2014. And that is the end-game of this. Winning the Senate back.

You can't change shit if you don't run things. But DeMint and Erick Erickson aren't concerned about running things. They just needs to gets paid, baby.

And stoking grass-roots anger at Boehner and company gets them paid. Handsomely.

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at December 12, 2013 03:16 PM (EPkr9)

220 200 Grow up. If you can't convince 50+1% to buy what you're selling none of this matters. Posted by: trumpetdaddy at December 12, 2013 07:09 PM (EPkr9) So what you're saying is that we are a democracy, not a republic.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2013 03:17 PM (sdi6R)

221 Latex costs too much. We're changing over to emory gloves, 60 grit. With ObamaCare, they'll just pencil a little seam line on their wrists.

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2013 03:18 PM (MMC8r)

222 60 grit.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 12, 2013 07:15 PM (N/Sup)

Just had a colonoscopy and told the Dr. to check my prostate while I was under.

Best $6,000 my insurance company ever spent.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2013 03:18 PM (QFxY5)

223 They should hire Joe Wilson.

Posted by: dogfish at December 12, 2013 03:19 PM (nsOJa)

224 222 rickl at December 12, 2013 07:17 PM (sdi6R)

BlowDaddy is also saying that we're a democracy when Axelturf bragged about Spigot Cities and had transported the Chicago Morgue Caucus to every major metro in the land...

I have a little bit of math....

Blowdaddy I have never sat out an election....

I crawled on broken glass to vote for a man I hate in John McCain and a man I felt was fatally flawed in Mitt Romney....

that voting thing it is just a hard habit to break...

so I won't I will vote for the real donkey and you will have to attract 2 to replace me...

now add in your fucking retarded Amigo Grande and the number gets worse.

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2013 03:20 PM (9jfyN)

225 "So what you're saying is that we are a democracy, not a republic."

Nooo.

What I'm saying is that you have to win elections to have power to change things. And in our system, that means getting more votes than your opponent in whatever race you're running in.

And if all you do is act a fool and a hard-ass, the voters won't buy your shit. And you will lose the election. And not be able to change anything.

Savvy?

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at December 12, 2013 03:20 PM (EPkr9)

226 this budget funds or 'locks in' obamacare that's not helping!!

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 03:21 PM (777G1)

227 I'm okay with keeping anything that interferes with the "Obamcare is a disaster" narrative off the tv news. Making this budget deal accomplishes that.
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at December 12, 2013 07:16 PM (EPkr9)

Hahahahaha! So what's gonna be the line of bullshit while the GOP leadership spends next year on amnesty?

Posted by: mugiwara at December 12, 2013 03:21 PM (hpYnL)

228 Just had a colonoscopy and told the Dr. to check my prostate while I was under.

Best $6,000 my insurance company ever spent.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2013 07:18 PM (QFxY5)

*****

Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 12, 2013 03:21 PM (N/Sup)

229
I've also noticed that they're inserting ads into many videos.
Posted by: rickl

If you've got Adblock Plus installed, you can go to:

http://youtube.adblockplus.me/en/

And configue the add-on to kill pretty much all the kruft on youtube.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 12, 2013 03:22 PM (kdS6q)

230 And running your mouth about elections being stolen and "OMFG here come the Mexicans!1!!" are both sure-fire ways to make people think you are a crazy hard-ass and to cause them to run away from you.

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at December 12, 2013 03:22 PM (EPkr9)

231 221 Winning the Senate back. Why would I want this "Republican" "Leadership" to be in control of the Senate of the United States of America? Seriously. Because they're not the other guy? That doesn't work anymore. Sorry.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 12, 2013 03:22 PM (54dkR)

232 And stoking grass-roots anger at Boehner and company gets them paid. Handsomely.

Selling out America's children gets Boehner and Ryan paid.

Let's not overlook the fact that the real reason the GOP establishment jumped at this 'compromise' to return to regular order is a bow to the oligarchs (big donors, whatever term you prefer).

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2013 03:23 PM (hO9ad)

233 Dem Senators Cory Booker, Robert Menendez To Go On 24-Hour Hunger Strike For AmnestyÂ… Weasel Zippers: Good. Hope they starve to death, but I guess in 24 hours that is not going to happen. I mean even us Jews do that once a year

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2013 03:23 PM (t3UFN)

234 oh it's You! hello hymenlooper or whateverthe fuck you call yourself

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 03:23 PM (777G1)

235 I now surrender this thread to the Battle of the Party Purity Paradox flame war. Have fun boys and girls.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 12, 2013 03:24 PM (N/Sup)

236
told the Dr. to check my prostate while I was under.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Same thing happened to me today. Boy, you should have seen the look the dentist gave me.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 12, 2013 03:25 PM (kdS6q)

237 Why would I want this "Republican" "Leadership" to be in control of the Senate of the United States of America? Seriously. Because they're not the other guy? That doesn't work anymore. Sorry. Posted by: akula51 at December 12, 2013 07:22 PM (54dkR) The Yellowstone caldera baby. Pray for it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2013 03:25 PM (t3UFN)

238 Same thing happened to me today. Boy, you should have seen the look the dentist gave me.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 12, 2013 07:25 PM (kdS6q)

****

LOL- thanks I needed that.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 12, 2013 03:25 PM (N/Sup)

239 236 soothsayer at December 12, 2013 07:23 PM (777G1)

Hubert Shitenslurper it is...

Hey Hubert the donks did not win their bobsled course and King Mocha Messiah by being soft.

Now go blow your "wife."

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2013 03:25 PM (9jfyN)

240 Yeah, the "oligarchs" are the reason John Boehner gets re-elected in his district every two years. Lots of "oligarchs" in Butler County, Ohio.

Yeah, conspiracy theories added to "OMFG here come the Mexicans!1!!" Winning combination.

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at December 12, 2013 03:25 PM (EPkr9)

241 Same thing happened to me today. Boy, you should have seen the look the dentist gave me. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 12, 2013 07:25 PM (kdS6q) Yeah but you should see what I charged your insurance

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2013 03:25 PM (t3UFN)

242 "...and to cause them to run away from you."

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at December 12, 2013 07:22 PM (EPkr9)

Sort of like how we are going to run away from you?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2013 03:26 PM (QFxY5)

243 Noooooo. Poor Gojira! He only wanted to stomp all over Tokyo and flame breath everything to death. I mean, c'mon, who doesn't.

(Netflix thought I wanted to watch the original Godzilla. Netflix was right.)

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 12, 2013 03:27 PM (Gk3SS)

244 The Yellowstone caldera baby. Pray for it

We need a clever acronym for that, like SMOD. YC (ick) doesn't quite work for me.

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2013 03:27 PM (hO9ad)

245 239 The Yellowstone caldera baby. Pray for it Just another casualty of ~~Global Warming~~ er...~~Climate Change~~... Fuck it...I'm sure George W. Bush is personally to blame.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 12, 2013 03:27 PM (54dkR)

246 Yeah but you should see what I charged ~~your insurance~~ for tickets in the front row.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2013 07:25 PM (t3UFN)

*****

FIFY

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 12, 2013 03:28 PM (N/Sup)

247
Posted by: trumpetdaddy

Sort of like how we are going to run away from you?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

What do ya think? It he the Serbian cuckold come back for more discipline, or a new internet friend to play with?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 12, 2013 03:28 PM (kdS6q)

248 I would love to dump a truck of horse shit in front of Boehner's door. Fucking OrangeGlo stooge.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 03:28 PM (olDqf)

249 Hope they starve to death, but I guess in 24 hours that is not going to happen. I mean even us Jews do that once a year Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2013 07:23 PM

Has Chris Christie announced his 24-minute hunger strike yet?

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 12, 2013 03:28 PM (veRXo)

250

pretty sure making people loose their insurance/doctor is a way to win at the polls yes?

especially since more people lost insurance than get freebies from healthcare.404

Posted by: peppep at December 12, 2013 03:29 PM (q+zA9)

251 231 If you've got Adblock Plus installed, you can go to: http://youtube.adblockplus.me/en/ And configue the add-on to kill pretty much all the kruft on youtube. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 12, 2013 07:22 PM (kdS6q) Thanks, but I didn't see an option to block ads. I don't mind comments and suggestions.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2013 03:29 PM (sdi6R)

252 250 I would love to dump a truck of horse shit in front of Boehner's door. Would it have any effect if the horses were fed oranges for a few days prior to the "collection"?

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 12, 2013 03:29 PM (54dkR)

253 Posted by: trumpetdaddy at December 12, 2013 07:20 PM (EPkr9) I think all your cool and aloof lets play nice and be 'electable' is RHINO talk that got us no where and has made the GOP as close to libtards as they can get, and I think you're a Lib in sheep's clothing and I want you to go fuck yourself now.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 12, 2013 03:30 PM (LsF5M)

254 255 Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 12, 2013 07:30 PM (LsF5M)

Well he has a lot of impotence issues...

it's why he watches guys screw the wife he blows.

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2013 03:31 PM (9jfyN)

255 So, during Katrina, did the Donks sit around and go, hey we better shut up and let this play out? Iraq? Pick a thing. Okay, fine, if you are making the case you don't want the subject changed to something else, why don't you beat on Obamacare some?

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2013 03:31 PM (4+AaH)

256
Thanks, but I didn't see an option to block ads. I don't mind comments and suggestions.
Posted by: rickl

I think if you kill everything it kills most of the ads too -- but I can't recall. It was a bit over aggressive for me, because I do find the recommendations somewhat useful.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 12, 2013 03:32 PM (kdS6q)

257 I would love to dump a truck of horse shit in front of Boehner's door.

Fucking OrangeGlo stooge.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 07:28 PM

Under his Stirring Leadership, the House apparently passed the Potty Murray/Paul Ryan "budget," and by a humungous margin. Seems that even Teh Noot was cool with it....

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 12, 2013 03:32 PM (veRXo)

258 Yeah, conspiracy theories added to "OMFG here come the Mexicans!1!!" Winning combination.

Um, okay. There are no large donors who generally favor cooperation with the democrats and just keeping everything running smoothly who just happen to be the same folks who want cheap uneducated mexican labor to keep up there gardens. This idea just sprang clear out of the blue with no basis whatsoever.

Your clear perception and understanding of the world we live in has obviously won the argument beyond all possible argument. Because you are very smart. And important. And worth something as a human being. Really.

I totes mean that.

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2013 03:32 PM (hO9ad)

259 246 The Yellowstone caldera baby. Pray for it We need a clever acronym for that, like SMOD. YC (ick) doesn't quite work for me. Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2013 07:27 PM (hO9ad) SMOD? Bah. Yellowstone Caldera? Feh. Here you go (hat tip Insty): http://tinyurl.com/p4sty4p

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2013 03:33 PM (sdi6R)

260 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 12, 2013 07:22 PM (kdS6q)

I just added the app. It seems to work!

Thanks!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2013 03:35 PM (QFxY5)

261 Remember everyone, the only Federal election the GOP has really won since 2004 was in 2010, and that year was in spite of the losers in the leadership. We gave them back some power, and the losers got right back to doing what they do best. But we should totally just sit back and let them run this shit, they'll do it good this time, serious you guys. Amnesty will be a real winner, I'm sure.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 12, 2013 03:35 PM (hpYnL)

262 I'm sorry, Methos, are you a gardener to the rich who has been displaced by a Mexican? Or just someone who likes to be as hard-ass as possible about dem durned furinners takin' over our country.

Guess what, rich people will always find a way. That's why they are rich.

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at December 12, 2013 03:36 PM (EPkr9)

263
Nice to see all those repubs just vote to raise taxes. That should make for some great campaign commercials next year.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2013 03:36 PM (MaP11)

264 alex, well late for tea how about a salty dog? it's all i have but i will salt the rim perfectly!

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 03:36 PM (nqBYe)

265 Shit, you lost me somewhere in that movie review. So cliff notes, Democrats and their media lie? Got it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 12, 2013 03:37 PM (0FSuD)

266 250 I would love to dump a truck of horse shit in front of Boehner's door. Fucking OrangeGlo stooge. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2013 07:28 PM (olDqf Hell, why stop at Boner? Bring it on to Cantor & Ryan while you are at it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2013 03:37 PM (HVff2)

267 it's those foreigners that will make a dem /progressive lefty country permanently.

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 03:38 PM (nqBYe)

268 ALL IS WELL!!

Posted by: Chip Diller, GOP strategist at December 12, 2013 03:38 PM (MMC8r)

269 Mmmm, thank you, willow.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 12, 2013 03:39 PM (Gk3SS)

270 269 willow at December 12, 2013 07:38 PM (nqBYe)

Blowdaddy doesn't care because well because...

something something Klan...something something natural conservatives something something...

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2013 03:39 PM (9jfyN)

271 Guy Mohawk, why fight when you can have your picture taken with your friends smiling?

my freens

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 03:39 PM (nqBYe)

272 I'm sorry, Methos, are you a gardener to the rich who has been displaced by a Mexican?

Because only the gardener being replaced would worry about that? As opposed to the taxpayer who's expected to pay for all the services the imported democrat makes use of?

I stand corrected.

You are profoundly stupid.

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2013 03:40 PM (hO9ad)

273 sven, well if he wants a one party country i guess he's comin at the right time!

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 03:40 PM (nqBYe)

274 no checks no balances for Us! hell just go with the flow man, it's all gud.

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 03:41 PM (nqBYe)

275 Capito (WV) was a yes. That should be a clue as to where the polling on "not having another shutdown" is amongst the general public.

She's not facing an incumbent who has to defend a vote for Obamacare. WV is an open seat. She has to battle someone who will be running against "dysfunction in DC."

Cotton (AR) voted no because he has an incumbent Dem having to defend Obamacare and can burnish his "fiscal con" street cred without looking like an obstructionist. Especially since he knew it would pass overwhelmingly without his vote anyway.

See how that works?

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at December 12, 2013 03:41 PM (EPkr9)

276

sweet an 'Undocumented Democrat' thread

Who will be first to tell me that mexicans/hispanics are natural conservatives?

Posted by: peppep at December 12, 2013 03:42 PM (q+zA9)

277 THis is so epically fouled up even the complete idiots who believed politifact have begun to notice that , you know, maybe they shouldn't trust politifact. God's humor.

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2013 03:43 PM (hTeQK)

278 So apparently this will be the gist of the GOP's messaging to the base next year: "Don't worry about all this other shit, let's only talk about Obamacare! Damnit you stupid racists! We told you not to worry about shit like amnesty, just worry about Obamacare! You're going to make us lose the election!"

Posted by: mugiwara at December 12, 2013 03:43 PM (hpYnL)

279 I forgot to mention it, but Mark Levin has Glenn Beck on his show now. There was a time when Levin didn't care much for Beck, but I think he now realizes that they're on the same side.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2013 03:44 PM (sdi6R)

280 Who will be first to tell me that mexicans/hispanics are natural conservatives? Posted by: peppep at December 12, 2013 07:42 PM (q+zA9) Not Me. It aint what the illegal gives, it's what they take.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 03:44 PM (XIxXP)

281 Immigration and ObamaCare both involve making an absolute fuck-up of governmental duties until you make things bad enough that you can go for the whole power-grab as the 'solution,' when that was your plan all the time.

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2013 03:44 PM (MMC8r)

282 anyway the tech/silicon valley companies are shoving hard for new immigration.
why not americans won't can't do the jobs as we have So Many to choose from!

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 03:44 PM (nqBYe)

283 Jesse Jackson Compares Mandela To JesusÂ… ??? I thought obama was Jesus?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2013 03:45 PM (t3UFN)

284 282 Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 07:44 PM (XIxXP)

add in the literal programming against the Bill of Rights going on in Public Schools and we're at most 30 years from the meg oops on liberty anyway....

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2013 03:45 PM (9jfyN)

285 haha! I just realized something. Next year's CPAC* is gonna be epic! These jerkoffs have no idea how cool the reception for them will be. * yeah CPAC is a clown show, but still..

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 03:45 PM (777G1)

286 anyway the tech/silicon valley companies are shoving hard for new immigration. Of course. More D voters = D dominance, which assures lots of government cronyism.

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2013 03:46 PM (MMC8r)

287 I thought obama was Jesus? Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2013 07:45 PM (t3UFN) Just another example that Jesse is less than sentient.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 03:46 PM (XIxXP)

288

How did Harry Reid get so rich?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2013 06:29 PM (ZPrif)

Selling pomegranates, silly.

Posted by: Nanski Pelosi at December 12, 2013 03:46 PM (wAQA5)

289 >>>Jesse Jackson Compares Mandela To JesusÂ…
???
I thought obama was Jesus?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2013 07:45 PM (t3UFN)<<<

Nah, I never wanted to cut Jesus balls off.

Posted by: The Rev-er-und Jackson at December 12, 2013 03:46 PM (VJpOJ)

290
That's right Willow. Next up, those friends with words on the hill will pass amnesty and trumpetdaddy will get his citizenship (if he can pass the test).

Raising taxes and amnesty, the two things needed for the gop to not take the senate and they are doing it. Ah well, party one equals party two.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2013 03:47 PM (MaP11)

291 lying bastards lie...

unexpectedly.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2013 03:47 PM (q+fqH)

292 Ill bet Christie wont even go. But Rubio will. And maybe Ryan. They might get hit with tomatoes. I hope.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 03:47 PM (777G1)

293 Of course. More D voters = D dominance, which assures lots of government cronyism.

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2013 07:46 PM (MMC8r)

well it's that closeness which makes it so darn hard to turn down all that free information highway, with some added major money to make it feel so sweet.

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 03:48 PM (nqBYe)

294 If you like the taste in your mouth, you can keep the taste in your mouth, period.

Posted by: Barry the Truthful at December 12, 2013 03:49 PM (Ua6T/)

295 >>Jesse Jackson Compares Mandela To JesusÂ… Because Christian ministers are all about equating human beings to The Son of God.

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2013 03:49 PM (MMC8r)

296 Peter Schweitzer has pointed out has all these tax bills, are just an excuse for business to contribute to them, the Dems still make out like bandits in this regard, because they still outspent Romney 2/1 last time,

Pravda facts is that stuff, my fishwrap exudes that causes the scales to bleed.

Posted by: jeffrey pelt at December 12, 2013 03:49 PM (Jsiw/)

297 Posted by: trumpetdaddy at December 12, 2013 07:41 PM (EPkr9) And the ACTUAL poll data is???? Where? Most LIV did not even notice the Gov was shut down, except for the histrionics from the media... And if the Repubs just said "last shutdown we tried to save you from Obamacare, but did not get your support... not we are trying to save you from debt..."... Slam Dunk WIN...

Posted by: Romeo 13 at December 12, 2013 03:49 PM (lZBBB)

298 Beck is in favor of an Article V convention.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2013 03:50 PM (sdi6R)

299 I miss you knuckleheads. I wanted a part time job, now I'm working 12 hour shifts at the BMW factory.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 03:50 PM (XIxXP)

300 It remains to be seen whether Obama's plan will actually be able to achieve the cost savings it promises for the health care system. Well that certainly a bold face lie, all the evidence rolling is is that it will cause costs to INCREASE. Should not be called Obamacare, get it right... Obama's AFFORDABLE Health care Act. LOL

Posted by: The Farmer at December 12, 2013 03:50 PM (eBupg)

301 So, I think at this point, we're reduced to two options...be squeaky clean, or don't give a fuck. Since I wasn't born yesterday, I guess that really leaves just the latter. And now, a word from our sponsor, LiB...

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 12, 2013 03:50 PM (54dkR)

302 It's over now. That was great. Levin let Beck talk as long as he wanted.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2013 03:51 PM (sdi6R)

303 you're working for the krauts, osp?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 03:51 PM (777G1)

304 It's over now. That was great. Levin let Beck talk as long as he wanted. Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2013 07:51 PM (sdi6R) I knew those two would come together eventually. They are two sides of the same cookie.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 03:52 PM (XIxXP)

305 I'mmmm back. Who do you love? That's right morons. You've got no where else to go. Come gimme a big hug. And your vote. And some cash.

Posted by: Mike Huckabee at December 12, 2013 03:52 PM (5jWVU)

306 anyway i believe we were to save 2,500 a year.

(i think that was another wrongpromise)

hell and where's my free BC pills!

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 03:52 PM (nqBYe)

307 >>> 301 I miss you knuckleheads. I wanted a part time job, now I'm working 12 hour shifts at the BMW factory. Four days a week?

Posted by: fluffy at December 12, 2013 03:52 PM (Ua6T/)

308 O/T, but.... http://tinyurl.com/nos7ekx

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2013 03:53 PM (v+ojV)

309 you're working for the krauts, osp? Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 07:51 PM (777G1) Indeed I am. They can't afford the labor in their country so I am the cheap American labor. Our cars are shipped all over the world. BTW, thank Nicky Haley for her ability to woo the big guns. South Carolina is exploding.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 03:54 PM (XIxXP)

310 Did you really expect Boehner not to cave or twist. really? The whole ship is rat infested. I feel like I am driving that car in "to Live and Die in LA" against the traffic. Just Sayin.

Posted by: 7 Days in May at December 12, 2013 03:54 PM (j6DTo)

311 It's gonna be Sarah Palin. I can't believe I just said that, but there it is. 2016 here we come.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 12, 2013 03:55 PM (54dkR)

312 you're working for the krauts, osp? Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 07:51 PM (777G1) 5 on 5 off 1 on 1 off and all the days I want to work in the middle. But I don't work overtime, I write instead.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 03:55 PM (XIxXP)

313 The Tech companies want H1B visas so they can easily bring in their 3rd world techs and train them and then send them back home. There is no shortage of home grown engineers, techs and scientists (except at the price that they want to be paid). The immigration push is to generally LOWER the wage for any non-skilled and semi-skilled job, which punishes native born Americans trying to get entry level jobs or first time jobs. Like high school grads without college. The general thrust is 1) drive down the wealth and position of the Middle Class 2) Create a new class of registered voters that will dependably vote Democrat, and turn Texas Democrat again. And probably Arizona too. 3) Keep the Democrat majority.....forever. And the US Chamber of Commerce is just fine with this. But you know, having our citizenship and our country largely devalued is NOT the hill for anyone to die on.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at December 12, 2013 03:55 PM (dCwZe)

314 It's gonna be Sarah Palin. I can't believe I just said that, but there it is. 2016 here we come. Posted by: akula51 at December 12, 2013 07:55 PM (54dkR) Who would be so stupid to think that?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 03:56 PM (XIxXP)

315 olsailor work? perks up, i can use a drill , thinks... and sockets, and er i can show up on time!
have any pull?

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 03:56 PM (nqBYe)

316 If you're passing up a premium rate, you're crazy. Take. Their.Money.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 03:57 PM (777G1)

317 316 Who would be so stupid to think that? The Republican Party of the United States of America.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 12, 2013 03:57 PM (54dkR)

318 The Tech companies want H1B visas so they can easily bring in their 3rd world techs and train them and then ~~send them back home.~~ Work them 90 hours a week with no benefits and no Obamacare fines.

FIFY.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 12, 2013 03:58 PM (hO8IJ)

319 Huckster is dead to me.

As is Rubio & Ryan.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 12, 2013 03:59 PM (vHRtU)

320 And the ACTUAL poll data is???? Where?

Krauthammer said it was a disaster. That should be enough for you, peasant.

Posted by: Methos at December 12, 2013 03:59 PM (hO9ad)

321 Ribald, uh hmm, i have read they are putting the new arrivals in cheapo apt shuffling them back and forth to work, and paying them 500 a mth.
i wonder who is picking up the extra tab for actual survial like food . health care etc?

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 03:59 PM (nqBYe)

322 Daily reminder: Leftists are in almost complete control of the levers of power in this country.

Posted by: WOW at December 12, 2013 04:00 PM (6j8ke)

323 316 Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 07:56 PM (XIxXP)

Me so far as hope goes...

but whatever....she is not smart enough to destroy 1/6th the US economy or anything...

I concede the point.

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2013 04:00 PM (9jfyN)

324 Work them 90 hours a week with no benefits and no Obamacare fines. FIFY. Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ And that too. Work 'em hard here, send your job overseas, whatever. You are obviously overpaid and underworked, American person. My company is not a "tech" company, but I see this crap all the time.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at December 12, 2013 04:01 PM (dCwZe)

325 Harry Reid is very wealthy. Yet he does not come from wealth. And he has never had a job in the private sector. How did Harry Reid get so rich? Posted by: Flatbush Joe One might ask the same question of Joe Biden? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: The Farmer at December 12, 2013 04:02 PM (eBupg)

326 olsailor work? perks up, i can use a drill , thinks... and sockets, and er i can show up on time! have any pull? Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 07:56 PM (nqBYe) Sure. You go through an employment agency, MAU. They crawl up your ass with a microscope. You will be tested on paper, on actual vehicles, you will take a urinalysis, pee and hair. You will also take a physical fitness test. If you make it through all of that, you will be awarded with a whole $16 an hour. I took it because I needed to be around people. I was doing the Hemingway thing, writing all day with a bottomless cocktail on the computer. I had to do something for my health. You work your ass off. All the people I work with are black. I'm like one of two white guys out of twelve. It's great, I love those guys and girls.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:02 PM (XIxXP)

327 Take. Their.Money. Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 07:57 PM (777G1) I. Already. Have. Money

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:02 PM (XIxXP)

328 So, Kim Ding Dong executed his uncle? Did he catch him with porn??
Carla Bruni nude shots.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 12, 2013 04:04 PM (vjQ/G)

329 No problem. We've got this under control. First, we make everyone south of the Rio Grande a US citizen. Second, we spend more than the democrats, Third, we find another Wall Street hustler with perfect hair Â…. No. Stay with me on this Â….

Posted by: The GOP Consultancy (for a cut of the ad buy, we'll get you the independents) at December 12, 2013 04:05 PM (O7OxF)

330 So did the spending deal just passed include the measure to give tax power to the DemCong?

And they didn't actually post the text of the bill 72 hours before the vote, did they?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 12, 2013 04:05 PM (B0gqn)

331 Hey, you can save lots of bucks when you regularly get comped at ~~the Tangiers. KidsRUs.....~~

~~Yea for the cheap joke~~

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at December 12, 2013 04:05 PM (DL2i+)

332 Oldsailor a test?
i can do all the boldily tests fine.
an actual test ? fgs i hope no typing would be involved.
i know many of the cars parts (so i don't know what they all actually do)
but i can stand straight or bend and i can snark all day long as long as irs isn't around.

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 04:06 PM (nqBYe)

333 Carla Bruni nude shots. Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2013 08:04 PM (vjQ/G) Then it was worth it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:06 PM (XIxXP)

334 #10...that's the way it's pronounced round these here parts...with the added fist up and a slap to the bicep...manga la gotz

Posted by: dumbartist at December 12, 2013 04:06 PM (ahBY0)

335 Any white hispanic could understand "wrong promises."

Posted by: sixth grade journalist at December 12, 2013 04:06 PM (R6JT1)

336 I .want . money.dammit.

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 04:06 PM (nqBYe)

337 @329 Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 "I. Already. Have. Money" They must pay better in the Navy.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at December 12, 2013 04:07 PM (5jWVU)

338 I really do think it's the right mix of "I told ya so", "star power", and instant name recognition. Plus the whole "and ya know I was right, you betcha" is going to get a lot of mileage. I'm not sure on Bolton. I'm not sure on any of the names I'd like to see there...Cotton, Cruz, Paul (II)...I'm really warming to the idea of James Fucking Woods (not James Woods, that guy would suck). It's the only logical follow-up to Biden.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 12, 2013 04:07 PM (54dkR)

339 OSP! Smuggle a Beamer out in your Lunch Box. I will help you put it together.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 12, 2013 04:07 PM (jucos)

340 I'm learning Fwench and moving to Quebec I think....

Sven J Olafson will become ...

Stephen J Francois mon ami

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2013 04:08 PM (9jfyN)

341 Truck! I'll help and then will have experience and get hired!

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 04:08 PM (nqBYe)

342 Gowdy. Gotta love that guy too.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 12, 2013 04:09 PM (54dkR)

343 Pseudosignolinguist?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 12, 2013 07:07 PM (N/Sup)

Semaphornicator?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2013 04:09 PM (60Q+L)

344 Oldsailor a test? i can do all the boldily tests fine. an actual test ? fgs i hope no typing would be involved. i know many of the cars parts (so i don't know what they all actually do) but i can stand straight or bend and i can snark all day long as long as irs isn't around. Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 08:06 PM (nqBYe) It's a basic manufacturing test. Curious could pass it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:09 PM (XIxXP)

345 sven, lol
comon tale vious?

yes i don't type well in french either

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 04:09 PM (nqBYe)

346 They must pay better in the Navy. Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at December 12, 2013 08:07 PM (5jWVU) Nope, I married up.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:10 PM (XIxXP)

347 >>> Smuggle a Beamer out in your Lunch Box. I will help you put it together That gives me an idea...

Posted by: f at December 12, 2013 04:10 PM (Ua6T/)

348 o man oldsailor,
if i didn't pass i could never type here again after that.

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 04:11 PM (nqBYe)

349 347 willow at December 12, 2013 08:09 PM (nqBYe)

Savois Faire is EVRYWHERE!

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2013 04:11 PM (9jfyN)

350
Leftists hiring their own trolls at protests now.....

http://tinyurl.com/kc5wl5l

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2013 04:11 PM (MaP11)

351 Savois Faire is EVRYWHERE! Posted by: sven at December 12, 2013 08:11 PM (9jfyN) Klondike Cat, now there's a nic.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:11 PM (XIxXP)

352 292 [Guy Mohawk]

That's so right. Budget deal is the current distraction from the big f'ckin deal--amnesty. Habla espanol? Brush up.

Posted by: NCwoof at December 12, 2013 04:12 PM (aUQgu)

353 >>> Smuggle a Beamer out in your Lunch Box. I will help you put it together That gives me an idea... Posted by: f at December 12, 2013 08:10 PM (Ua6T/) Johnny cash, one piece at a time.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:12 PM (XIxXP)

354 >>> That gives me an idea... What, how to sock puppet without fucking up the name?

Posted by: zombie Johnny Cash at December 12, 2013 04:13 PM (Ua6T/)

355 353 Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 08:11 PM (XIxXP)

RAnd did a study and the two civilizations most likely to weather the apocalypse in the study were the Quebecois and the Chinese....

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2013 04:13 PM (9jfyN)

356 quick, who sang a song about building a Cadillac buy taking one part at a time from the factory?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 04:13 PM (777G1)

357 Johnny Cash

Posted by: NCwoof at December 12, 2013 04:14 PM (aUQgu)

358 Johnny cash, one piece at a time.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 08:12 PM (XIxXP)

__________________

I was wondering if someone was going to get it. I should have known that someone would.... I am at the HQ

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 12, 2013 04:14 PM (jucos)

359 wow! I got beat like a rug on that one.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 04:14 PM (777G1)

360 354 NCwoof at December 12, 2013 08:12 PM (aUQgu)

People will chuckle about the drive for English as official language when Obama appointees start allowing Spanish to be the sole language of Government in the Southwest because "justice."

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2013 04:14 PM (9jfyN)

361 quick, who sang a song about building a Cadillac buy taking one part at a time from the factory? Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2013 08:13 PM (777G1) see 355.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:14 PM (XIxXP)

362 I love the group that is us. I bet if we were in a room we could finish each others sentences.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:15 PM (XIxXP)

363 when Obama appointees start allowing Spanish to be the sole language of Government in the Southwest because "justice."

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2013 08:14 PM (9jfyN)

we'll be broke by then

Posted by: peppep at December 12, 2013 04:15 PM (q+zA9)

364 And configue the add-on to kill pretty much all the kruft on youtube.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 12, 2013 07:22 PM (kdS6q)

Followed that link. It specifically does NOT say that it will block ads that appear as part of the "content" in the video window. The other kruft on Youtube is much less annoying.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2013 04:16 PM (60Q+L)

365 364 I bet if we were in a room we could finish each others ~~sentences~~ farts. FIFY

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 12, 2013 04:16 PM (54dkR)

366 FIFY Posted by: akula51 at December 12, 2013 08:16 PM (54dkR) Yeah that, PFFFT, too

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:17 PM (XIxXP)

367 nood

Posted by: peppep at December 12, 2013 04:17 PM (q+zA9)

368 I'd have a car worth at least a hundred grand

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 12, 2013 04:17 PM (jucos)

369 >>> I bet if we were in a room we could finish each others sentences. Just so long as we don't have to wear matching outfits.

Posted by: fluffy at December 12, 2013 04:17 PM (Ua6T/)

370 Just so long as we don't have to wear matching outfits. Posted by: fluffy at December 12, 2013 08:17 PM (Ua6T/) Dammit, I wanted to dress like ATC.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:18 PM (XIxXP)

371 But up there at the court house they didn't laugh
'Cause to type it up it took the whole staff
And when they got through the title weighed sixty pounds

---

Worth just to annoy government functionaries.

Posted by: Retread at December 12, 2013 04:19 PM (cHwk5)

372 We probably already DO wear matching outfits and don't know it.

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2013 04:19 PM (hTeQK)

373 I am trying to wrap my mind around this. Sen. Lamar Alexander's ex chief of staff supposedly busted and in jail over child pr0n.

http://www.staradvertiser.com/news/breaking/235637501.html?1i

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2013 04:21 PM (JdUCt)

374 362 [sven]

Truth I declare to you. Today purchased a Samsung Gusto 2 flip phone for basic pay-as-you-go minimal talk service. Spend Three Freakin Hours figuring out how to perform basic functions. "User Manual" devotes 3/4 of content in Spanish. The remaining 1/4 in English is largely INCORRECT! Mi dio, what are we in for.

Posted by: NCwoof at December 12, 2013 04:21 PM (aUQgu)

375 >>> We probably already DO wear matching outfits and don't know it. My wife and I did that on our last trip to the in-laws. Not deliberately or precisely matched, but close get enough to laugh about it.

Posted by: fluffy at December 12, 2013 04:22 PM (Ua6T/)

376 378 Matching NRA decals?

Posted by: NCwoof at December 12, 2013 04:24 PM (aUQgu)

377 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2013 08:21 PM (JdUCt) My Ma lives in Tenn. She told me about that a couple days ago. If he were a Dem he would have got a raise and a promotion.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:24 PM (XIxXP)

378 Dangit. I had a hell of a time figuring out what SCOAMF meant. I got IYLYPYCKYP right away but it's a PITA to type IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Big odl fat guy at December 12, 2013 04:45 PM (BpQmM)

379 Politifarce, taking post modern language mangling to new heights.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 12, 2013 04:48 PM (dvRYt)

380 If only Superman was around to turn back the rotation of the earth to 2009 and 2010 so Politifact could make it the Lie of the Year back then.

Posted by: Zombie Commie Walter Cronkite at December 12, 2013 04:48 PM (oNqbW)

381 382 If only Superman was around to turn back the rotation of the earth to 2009 and 2010 so Politifact could make it the Lie of the Year back then. The RNC could use that time to send pics of SCOAMF leering at the attractive blonde PM to every Oprah viewing household in America too. For the children.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 12, 2013 04:53 PM (dvRYt)

382 Something for blowtrumpet to consider, an opinion from Instapundit...

IN A BIG WIN FOR BOEHNER, House Passes Budget Deal. You can defend this deal, but BoehnerÂ’s gratuitous Tea Party-bashing wonÂ’t help the GOP win next year. A lot of Tea Party folks stayed home in 2012 because the GOP establishment made clear it didnÂ’t like them. That makes all this talk about the need to win elections ring a bit hollow.
Posted at 8:43 pm by Glenn Reynolds

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 12, 2013 05:11 PM (vjQ/G)

383 IN A BIG WIN FOR BOEHNER, House Passes Budget Deal. You can defend this deal, but BoehnerÂ’s gratuitous Tea Party-bashing wonÂ’t help the GOP win next year. A lot of Tea Party folks stayed home in 2012 because the GOP establishment made clear it didnÂ’t like them. That makes all this talk about the need to win elections ring a bit hollow. Posted at 8:43 pm by Glenn Reynolds Posted by: andycanuck BINGO! While Boehner may have thought this budget deal necessary WTF does he have to go out of his way to bash conservatives?

Posted by: The Farmer at December 12, 2013 06:41 PM (eBupg)

384 "No. 1, let me just repeat, if you've got a health care plan that you like, you can keep it," Obama said. "All I'm going to do is help you to lower the premiums on it. You'll still have choice of doctor."

You just weren't aware of the antecedents to all those pronouns. When the Grand and High One speaks He can't be troubled with clarifying for the little people, so let me enlighten you (the peasants).

"No. 1, let Me just repeat if you (all the peasants) 've got (the universal verb) a health care plan that you (Kathleen Sebelius) like, you (the peasants again, obviously) can keep it, " the Great One said. "All I'm going to do is help you to (the opposite of) lower the premiums on it. You (Me and Kathleen) 'll still have choice of doctor."

Posted by: jd at December 13, 2013 05:41 AM (wa3LG)

385 Lie of what year? 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013? Isn't 2013 is the only year that he didn't tell that lie, its just the year that it was completely confirmed as a lie. Shouldn't it really be the lie of the decade or century?

Posted by: dirks strewn at December 13, 2013 05:59 AM (kfcYC)

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