April 30, 2013
— Ace "The best trailer for a videogame I've seen, period." I agree.
And when you're done partaking of the awesome, please enjoy some ill-advised pregnancy photos.
No, not that one.
These ones. "Boy."
via @moelane and @erikaanderson
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Posted by: ace at April 30, 2013 10:47 AM (LCRYB)
http://tinyurl.com/cvaltow
Posted by: mallfly at April 30, 2013 10:48 AM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Adriane... at April 30, 2013 10:48 AM (TvO05)
Posted by: The Dude at April 30, 2013 10:48 AM (vJdyz)
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 30, 2013 10:48 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: rd at April 30, 2013 10:52 AM (D+lxs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 30, 2013 10:52 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: The Dude at April 30, 2013 10:53 AM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Marcus at April 30, 2013 10:53 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2013 10:54 AM (1zr4/)
Okay, the pic of the woman with the gun -- "You mess with my baby, you mess with ME," -- was pretty awesome, admit it. And so was the pregnant lady planking. lol! And the one woman who used her profile shot to spell out "Boy," (where she's the B) was fantastic.
What the hell was with all the clown stuff, though? WTF?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 30, 2013 10:54 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 30, 2013 10:54 AM (ADnWI)
Posted by: Kermit Gosnell below the media radar at April 30, 2013 10:55 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 30, 2013 10:55 AM (feFL6)
UPDATE:We've been told Von Braun III, on Redstone Arsenal, is evacuated because an unknown white powdery substance was found in the building
http://tinyurl.com/bro6u6n
Posted by: Caustic at April 30, 2013 10:56 AM (/b8+5)
Posted by: zsasz at April 30, 2013 10:56 AM (MMC8r)
I admit to being puzzled by the woman wrapped in what appears to be a square acre of plastic sheeting. Um... WTF?
And the woman with the sword and the little doll... IDEK.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 30, 2013 10:56 AM (4df7R)
The main stream publicists got very upset at the Kardashian Shamu photo.
But why?
1st reason might be they feel threatened by the blogosphere stealing their market share.
2nd reason might be they feel like one of their clients for whom they've worked so hard for building their celebrity, the Kardashians, are being tainted.
Posted by: soothsayer at April 30, 2013 10:56 AM (vanqS)
This^.
I'm starting to believe the entire purebred dog process might be wisely replicated by humans.
Although, if liberals keep up their support for abortion, we may get there anyway.
Posted by: Marcus at April 30, 2013 10:57 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2013 10:57 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2013 10:57 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: zsasz at April 30, 2013 10:59 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 30, 2013 02:48 PM (LRFds)
Tora! Tora! Tora!
Posted by: Japanese Navy, before we sunk it. at April 30, 2013 10:59 AM (lZBBB)
For their quest to have empowered females in pantsuits, they sacrifice any children they may have early on. Then once they have their career and boy-toy oft times finds they can no longer bear children because of those previous actions. Then they are clamoring with adoption agencies or surrogates. So by their own selfish actions have limited the natural replacement pool for socialist-progressives. Or even worse, steal other peoples children.
Socialist-progressives are parasites.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2013 11:00 AM (1zr4/)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at April 30, 2013 11:01 AM (q177U)
Any Moron on twitter who wants on either ask me here or on Twitter....
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 30, 2013 11:01 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Soona at April 30, 2013 11:01 AM (uISkR)
I was talking about our friend the Marianas Turkey Shoot
//Bull Halsey and friends
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 30, 2013 11:02 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: fluffy at April 30, 2013 11:02 AM (JgpDI)
Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2013 11:03 AM (mjR67)
This also goes for spandex in any color.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 30, 2013 11:04 AM (wrS2o)
Posted by: Frito Plover, Esq. at April 30, 2013 11:04 AM (UsR5V)
And it was Spruance at the Marianas Turkey Shoot. Young Turk admirals like Jocko Clark were bitter because Spruance did not close with the Japanese to sink their carriers. Instead Spruance stuck with his mission, ensure a successful invasion.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2013 11:05 AM (1zr4/)
Posted by: KG at April 30, 2013 11:05 AM (p7BzH)
Posted by: SarahW at April 30, 2013 11:05 AM (LYwCh)
Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at April 30, 2013 11:05 AM (epxV4)
You're supposed to keep that shit on the down-low.
Posted by: Professor eleven E.P. (expert professor) at April 30, 2013 11:06 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 30, 2013 11:06 AM (F+ZCA)
Yeah buit the CAGs were largely Bill's boys...
I heart Halsey...
PTO II was Koei's WW2 naval strat game...
http://www.matrixgames.com/FORUMS/tm.asp?m=83758
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 30, 2013 11:07 AM (LRFds)
Ah yes, Black and White dresses on women. Either they look like an orca, a zebra, or a penguin.
I see an ICE CREAM SANDWICH.
remember MOON PIES?
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at April 30, 2013 11:07 AM (ZgBZU)
Awesome commercial, can't even pick out the best part.
In the pics, big baby head tummy is the winner.
Posted by: Elvis and his Congressman Band at April 30, 2013 11:07 AM (jKWYf)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2013 03:05 PM (1zr4/)
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Yup. Military discipline. The mission comes first.
Posted by: Soona at April 30, 2013 11:07 AM (uISkR)
it is safe...mostly she probably is not flying in a cargo bird in a warzone...
if so "salute"
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 30, 2013 11:07 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2013 11:07 AM (mjR67)
It's a real stretch to call the KK half of KKK a "lady."
Words. They mean things.
Posted by: HeideRadieschen at April 30, 2013 11:07 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 30, 2013 11:07 AM (F+ZCA)
Posted by: Fritz at April 30, 2013 11:07 AM (UzPAd)
Japanese Navy before we sunk it,
I was talking about our friend the Marianas Turkey Shoot
//Bull Halsey and friends
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 30, 2013 03:02 PM (LRFds)
Marianas Turkey Shoot was basically the destruction of the IJN air wing.
They still had a potent surface fleet but no aircraft for protection or offensive operations.
Posted by: YIKES! at April 30, 2013 11:08 AM (mETGQ)
Posted by: RWC at April 30, 2013 11:09 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: SarahW at April 30, 2013 03:05 PM (LYwCh)
I think it's less about how the ladies look, and more about the bizarre settings and tableaus in some of those pictures. They're just... weird. WEIRD.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 30, 2013 11:09 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: LizLem at April 30, 2013 11:09 AM (8wqqE)
Posted by: LizLem at April 30, 2013 03:09 PM (8wqqE)
What on earth was he in that would merit a Tony nom? Doesn't he realize he's not gay enough to get a Tony without throwing in a substantial bit of singing and dancing and prancing around to go with the acting?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 30, 2013 11:11 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2013 11:11 AM (1zr4/)
Posted by: yinzer at April 30, 2013 11:11 AM (/Mla1)
Posted by: Frito Plover, Esq. at April 30, 2013 11:12 AM (UsR5V)
@72 Yeah Jocko Clark and Bull Halsey got their wish at Leyete didn't they? Got buck fever and went chasing after Ozawa's sacrificial goats. Leaving 7th buck naked save the Taffy TGs in the face of Yamato.
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"The world wonders."
Oops...
Posted by: junior at April 30, 2013 11:12 AM (UWFpX)
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 30, 2013 03:07 PM (LRFds)
No, we are civvies.
My mind just goes to dark places at times, imagining the worst...
Posted by: KG at April 30, 2013 11:13 AM (p7BzH)
Tsk, MWR, don't know you getting knocked up makes you magically wise and wonderful and beyond reproach?
Now get back to work; that second generation of teen mothers in my hometown ain't gonna feed themselves.
Posted by: HeideRadieschen at April 30, 2013 11:14 AM (/kI1Q)
what does this mean?
Posted by: ace at April 30, 2013 02:47 PM (LCRYB)
It means that though Kim Kardassian's public life is loathsome a new baby will soom be among us. It also means that I had not viewed the awkward photos. Finally, I was able to resist the temptation to type "first" which may be a banhammer offense now that I think of it.
Please don't ban me from the your smart military blog, Mr. Ace, sir.
Posted by: DM at April 30, 2013 11:14 AM (LaKlJ)
I really liked XCOM: Enemy Unknown, even if it did at times nearly cause me to turn my controller into a projectile.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 30, 2013 11:14 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 30, 2013 11:15 AM (piMMO)
I would guess the plane had just taken off from Bagram. Steep ascent to avoid Taliban Johnny and his golden BB gun.
Cargo shifting because not enough tie-downs were used or someone did not distribute the fuel in the correct tanks. But that plane pitched nose up too steeply at too low an altitude. Stalled. Fell off on its right wing because that wing lost lift first. And wham.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2013 11:15 AM (1zr4/)
When controlled it was awesome...I also think he missed Browning a lot.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 30, 2013 11:16 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 30, 2013 03:14 PM (SY2Kh)
This is why the only games I play are ones where my frustration level rarely rises above an orange "Caution." I'm too much a cheap yankee to spend the money on a replacement controller. Or TV, for that matter.
Even fricking Zelda pushes me to the red "IMMINENT DANGER" zone some times. That frigging invisible boss with the huge bongo drum...!! *tears hair*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 30, 2013 11:17 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2013 11:17 AM (1zr4/)
and this guy I went to prep school with, he was a secret slob
Posted by: Holden Caulfield at April 30, 2013 11:17 AM (Dll6b)
Posted by: [/i]akula51 at April 30, 2013 11:19 AM (Vgn84)
priorities, you guys
Posted by: Holden Caulfield at April 30, 2013 11:19 AM (Dll6b)
Posted by: Grand Admiral Thrawn at April 30, 2013 11:19 AM (JqnAE)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 30, 2013 03:11 PM (4df7R)
Let's see, it says he was in a play, a revival of Orphans. They also snubbed Jessica Chastain (Zero Dark 40), Bette Midler, and Obama's gf Scarjo. But in classic form, they did nominate Tom Hanks, who has turned into a rabid moonbat. The top nominated show is, of course, a musical about making boots for drag queens and has music by Cyndi Lauper. I bet that will win all the things.
Posted by: LizLem at April 30, 2013 11:20 AM (8wqqE)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 30, 2013 11:20 AM (GVxQo)
Posted by: Random 5 yr. old boy or girl at April 30, 2013 11:20 AM (fWAjv)
@89 I really liked XCOM: Enemy Unknown, even if it did at times nearly cause me to turn my controller into a projectile.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 30, 2013 03:14 PM (SY2Kh)
I've been meaning to get that one. Problem is, I'll buy a new game and then just keep playing Dark Souls. I haven't really put it down since it came out in '11. My wife is ticked that they're making a second one (third, if you count Demon's Souls).
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They're very different games. XCOM will scratch your strategy itch, if you've got one. But if you've been playing the same game since 2011 and haven't burned out yet, that might not be a concern for you...
Posted by: junior at April 30, 2013 11:21 AM (UWFpX)
Trust me, the takeoff from Bagram is difficult enough without a cargo shift like that- which is what I believe it was. No way those guys would make a fueling mistake. That crew was veteran to many flights around different battle zones.
VHF reported a cargo shift on the stored vehicles. That's the cursory cause.
Posted by: Marcus at April 30, 2013 11:21 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: DM at April 30, 2013 11:21 AM (LaKlJ)
Yup...sucks don't it...?
It's why in deference to Sean and my Foster Brother also an officer I say "good on you" and I sincerely mean no disrespect my job was simple... watch this follow doctrine, keep your boys in line "pray"
Command structure and interaction in a highly integrated and team oriented environ like NAVAV and Combined Ops can overwhelm...
browning was Halsey's jiminey Cricket and mostly they kept each other in check on their zeal...
"it worked"
not blind to flaw just respect their results ma'am
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 30, 2013 11:21 AM (LRFds)
Now get back to work; that second generation of teen mothers in my hometown ain't gonna feed themselves. Posted by: HeideRadieschen at April 30, 2013 03:14 PM (/kI1Q)
[br[I think most of those pregnancy photos can be blamed on Pregnant Brain. "Gee, it seemed like a good idea at the time. . . " Unfortunately the internet is 4evah.
Posted by: LizLem at April 30, 2013 11:23 AM (8wqqE)
http://tinyurl.com/d9ycnc9
Posted by: Caustic at April 30, 2013 11:24 AM (/b8+5)
VHF radio at Bagram. Pilots indicated a load shift. Ground reports of a 75 degree nose up before the stall .
Posted by: Marcus at April 30, 2013 11:26 AM (GGCsk)
Brandine to Cletus: ""Yer the best husband, brother and son I ever did have."
Posted by: Chuck Choomer at April 30, 2013 11:28 AM (73IHh)
we lost a bird three years later over San Diego to load shift...
I hate lazy incompetent fuckers who kill people with stupidity.
Sorry
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 30, 2013 11:30 AM (LRFds)
I may even buy it.
Posted by: Shoey at April 30, 2013 11:32 AM (jdOk/)
Uh, no.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-E1RcRvny8
Posted by: Vociferous proponent of global warming - in the moon. at April 30, 2013 11:43 AM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 30, 2013 03:17 PM (1zr4/)
Care to elaborate?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 30, 2013 11:44 AM (oY6Yp)
If she doesn't I can... CPT Browning was who he was when he was right he was balls to the floorboard right and when he fucked up it was potentially spectacular.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 30, 2013 11:49 AM (LRFds)
and he got his way and we caught them on the decks...he was simply a genius...he was also so anti-social that he and Spruance couldn't communicate effectively...this is what I mean by Halsey and browning being a gestalt persona...
Had Spruance not edged further in before launch we may have lost the US Air crews in greater numbers.
NAVAV is an interesting command dynamic
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 30, 2013 11:54 AM (LRFds)
Thanks for the reply, though I'm afraid I don't see how that would cost us Midway.
Is it about making excessively risky command decisions? eg: if he was wrong about Japan's fleet location, leading to loss of planes and aircrew, leaving the US with no carrier strike capability when the enemy fleet was eventually found?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 30, 2013 12:08 PM (sGtp+)
well he would have had us lose the pilots...the pilots are the key not the birds which were largely falling behind SOTA....
guy was just stone cold ruthless....
they said he had the manners of a chainsaw and a slide rule for a brain
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 30, 2013 12:11 PM (LRFds)
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Posted by: ChrisValentine at April 30, 2013 01:03 PM (+AAPN)
Europa Universalis, all versions.
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Posted by: DM at April 30, 2013 10:46 AM (LaKlJ)