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November 12, 2013

Live Leak: Oil Rig Cam Catches Sight of "Sea Monster"
— Ace

Well... some kind of brownish-colored jellyfish or something.

But I'm not sure it's right to just say it's a jellyfish, though I think it is. It's certainly not a creature most people have seen before. I haven't. I imagine it will just be a couple of days before Art Vandelay, Marine Biologist, informs us it's a jellyfish of a less-known sort, but it's still... weird. Update: This video is from last year and it has in fact been identified as a deepstaria reticulum, a kind of jellyfish. Thanks to Inspector Cussword and @rdbrewer4.

This is not some sort of weasel. Although, let me say, when I first saw it swimming away I though "Oh for God's sakes, that's just a bear, swimming underwater." And a bear is a kind of weasel.

But it's not that. It comes back and shows off, and it's all weird and stuff. At various times it looks like a limbless squid*, and then some kind of manta, and then a jellyfish.

If you want, you can play the theme to Sea Hunt while watching the silent video.

Or, you could play this as the audio.

Thanks to @slublog.

* This "limbless squid" thing is my best guess. It definitely moves like a squid, and it looks like some kind of cephalopod. But I don't know of any cephalopods that don't have limbs and just appear to be undulating brown sheets.

Maybe a clam without its shell.

Another possilbility is that it's some kind of animal that got trapped inside a brown plastic trash bag.

Video of the Jellyfish:

It's a kind of medusa jellyfish.

Posted by: Ace at 11:28 AM | Comments (186)
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1 Nessie?

Posted by: NCKate at November 12, 2013 11:30 AM (C+wp5)

2 Here there be hefty bags.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2013 11:30 AM (8ZskC)

3 A polar bear trapped in a bag.

Posted by: NCKate at November 12, 2013 11:31 AM (C+wp5)

4 Release the Krakenfart!

Posted by: Zeus at November 12, 2013 11:31 AM (8ZskC)

5

It's Michael Moore out for a dip.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Ed Shults, Esq at November 12, 2013 11:31 AM (xggaJ)

6 This is not some sort of weasel.

Could be a squirrel.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 12, 2013 11:32 AM (/kI1Q)

7 Just a bunch of my used bed sheets, wingnuts. Big deal, you figured out where I dump them.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 12, 2013 11:32 AM (7ObY1)

8 Vandelay is an architect!

Posted by: @ParisParamus at November 12, 2013 11:32 AM (CkjRf)

9 Repeat. Seen this before - it's a jellyfish. And the video from before was - as this one is - from a drilling rig.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 12, 2013 11:32 AM (2N+JL)

10 Iranian sub.

Posted by: Sheldon Kotyk at November 12, 2013 11:32 AM (4AAgB)

11 Mutant jellyfish-shark hybrids caused by evil oil corporations' relentless pursuit of profit$. Quick, more tax dollars for alternative energy now!

Posted by: college professors at November 12, 2013 11:33 AM (iEoiA)

12 Next to a penguin with the coke six pack plastic thingy around its neck.

Posted by: NCKate at November 12, 2013 11:33 AM (C+wp5)

13 No elbows....

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2013 11:33 AM (JOwX1)

14 Note the date on the video - April 2012. It's a repeat.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 12, 2013 11:33 AM (2N+JL)

15 First Wookie's unmentionables.

Posted by: negentropy at November 12, 2013 11:33 AM (27KAF)

16 Well.... remember the Movie the Blob?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 12, 2013 11:34 AM (lZBBB)

17 Probably from fracking.

Posted by: NCKate at November 12, 2013 11:34 AM (C+wp5)

18 BlobNado?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 12, 2013 11:34 AM (lZBBB)

19 So the First Lady queefed in the ocean.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 12, 2013 11:34 AM (rXcBX)

20 Whatever it is, odds are that it hasn't purchased health insurance on the Obamacare website either.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2013 11:34 AM (8ZskC)

21 17 Probably from fracking. --- Ah, frack you, frackball!

Posted by: Ray Bones Barboni at November 12, 2013 11:35 AM (/Crba)

22 Shoggoth!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2013 11:35 AM (DrWcr)

23 20 But odds are that it's enrolled.

Posted by: NCKate at November 12, 2013 11:35 AM (C+wp5)

24 It's a deepstaria reticulum, I think. You might have posted this in May of last year.

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 12, 2013 11:35 AM (Iyg03)

25 Assuming this isn't some kind of viral marketing campaign, hell if I know. I do know that the oceans contain creatures that we do not know exist and are stranger than we can imagine.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at November 12, 2013 11:35 AM (VtjlW)

26 Alternate audio: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2-_uVy3r1Q#t=29

Posted by: Lickmuffin at November 12, 2013 11:36 AM (oMNfV)

27 Its an alien.

Posted by: blaster at November 12, 2013 11:36 AM (W6bkf)

28 And a bear is a kind of weasel. A bear is a kind of weasel? A meercat is a kind of weasel. A cute, stand-uppy kind of weasel.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 12, 2013 11:36 AM (7ObY1)

29 20 Whatever it is, odds are that it hasn't purchased health insurance on the Obamacare website either. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2013 03:34 PM (8ZskC) Dude... do you know how hard it is to Key all that info into a Keyboard when all you have a pseudopods?

Posted by: The Blob at November 12, 2013 11:36 AM (lZBBB)

30 Back in 1988 Al Roker was deep sea fishing and dropped his Jell-O pudding pop in the ocean. It has been there ever since... waiting... transforming... patiently waiting for its master's return.

Posted by: Landos BFG at November 12, 2013 11:36 AM (JUUS3)

31 Looked like a large manta ray at first. Could be a form of weasel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2013 11:36 AM (lVPtV)

32 25 The science is settled.

Posted by: NCKate at November 12, 2013 11:36 AM (C+wp5)

33 Good catch, rdbrewer! http://deepseanews.com/2012/05/solving-the-mystery-of-the-placental-jellyfish/

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at November 12, 2013 11:37 AM (zDsvJ)

34 But its OK.... because John McCain says I'm not a threat...

Posted by: The Blob at November 12, 2013 11:37 AM (lZBBB)

35 It's baby Cthulu!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 12, 2013 11:37 AM (f9c2L)

36 I would be perfectly content if the vast majority of marine life was simply scooped out of the ocean and burned with fire. This thing, jellyfish, octopus, rays, other misc. sea monsters and nightmare fuel.

Posted by: Xander Crews at November 12, 2013 11:37 AM (kSMbd)

37 Apparently Sandra Fluke lost her diaphragm while diving.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2013 11:37 AM (lVPtV)

38 I once found something like that on the bottom of my shoe. I was capturing video of an OWS 'campground' at the time, so.....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 12, 2013 11:37 AM (aDwsi)

39 Al Roker sharted in the ocean you mean.

Posted by: NCKate at November 12, 2013 11:37 AM (C+wp5)

40 Quite obviously a deep diving polar bear dressed as a jellyfish disguised as a bunch of plastic bags made to look like a limbless quid. C'mon, people.

Posted by: miked at November 12, 2013 11:37 AM (iZiIb)

41 You misspelled "condom," Sandra.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at November 12, 2013 11:37 AM (zDsvJ)

42 are we sure it's not a relocated sasquatch

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at November 12, 2013 11:38 AM (8JJ6O)

43 I nodded off while watching this. Thanks for the soothing power nap, Ace.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 12, 2013 11:38 AM (IXrOn)

44 I saw Limbless Squid open for the Little River Band in 1978.

Posted by: RS at November 12, 2013 11:38 AM (YAGV/)

45 I do know that the oceans contain creatures that we do not know exist and are stranger than we can imagine.

Indeed.

http://tinyurl.com/pfoakas

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2013 11:38 AM (8ZskC)

46 And a bear is a kind of weasel. A bear is a kind of weasel? A meercat is a kind of weasel. A cute, stand-uppy kind of weasel. Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 12, 2013 03:36 PM (7ObY1) Official AOSHQ guidelines state that all animals are a form of weasel. Except for this, apparently. Crappity, now I want to go hunting up some videos of underwater lakes and those sharks that we've only ever seen on deep sea cameras.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at November 12, 2013 11:38 AM (VtjlW)

47 Btw (tip o' the hat to AGW) it's snowing in western NC.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 12, 2013 11:38 AM (aDwsi)

48 I have moles so big they have their own moles.

Posted by: Winston at November 12, 2013 11:38 AM (FggW0)

49 Whatever it is probably came from Monsanto.

Posted by: crosspatch at November 12, 2013 11:39 AM (YRCZD)

50 Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at November 12, 2013 03:35 PM (VtjlW) I've always thought it would be cool to be able to safely drain off some big areas of the ocean, one area at a time, in some sort of mega coffer-dam and see what we can find.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 12, 2013 11:39 AM (7ObY1)

51 That thing gives me the willies.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at November 12, 2013 11:39 AM (KjlbF)

52 That's Courtney Love in a loving embrace of black tar heroin. A type of water weasel.

Posted by: Fritz at November 12, 2013 11:39 AM (UzPAd)

53 Cuttlefish

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 12, 2013 11:39 AM (AX3vC)

54 So that's where I dropped my winamp visualizer.

Posted by: JSchuler at November 12, 2013 11:40 AM (ashPd)

55 I think we all saw Limbless Squid's debut on the Ed Sullivan Show.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 12, 2013 11:40 AM (ZshNr)

56 47 Please keep it there, mike. It's windy as hell here in charlotte.

Posted by: NCKate at November 12, 2013 11:40 AM (C+wp5)

57 Off to the store to buy seafood for dinner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2013 11:40 AM (lVPtV)

58 Nice bi-partisan work. Oil industry working with science.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 12, 2013 11:40 AM (IXrOn)

59 It's Cthulhu!!

Or Moochelle.

Definitely one of those two. Definitely.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 12, 2013 11:40 AM (wtvvX)

60 Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at November 12, 2013 03:35 PM (VtjlW) If memory serves there are more than a few creatures that are not truly multicellular but live as a sort of biofilm of unicellular organisms acting together. This could be a fairly large version of that.

Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at November 12, 2013 11:40 AM (GaqMa)

61 Dude... do you know how hard it is to Key all that info into a Keyboard when all you have a pseudopods? ------------------- You're hired!

Posted by: Katheen Sebelius at November 12, 2013 11:41 AM (aDwsi)

62 A sentient oil spill bent on revenge.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at November 12, 2013 11:41 AM (A0sHn)

63 Patrick Star?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 12, 2013 11:41 AM (TOk1P)

64 jellyfish? you sure it's not GOP leadership?

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 12, 2013 11:41 AM (oi+Yq)

65 Whatever it is, I think we should bomb it.

Posted by: John McCain at November 12, 2013 11:41 AM (7ObY1)

66 It's Chris Christie after a couple years of Weight Watchers.

Posted by: Get Up And Move! at November 12, 2013 11:42 AM (IXrOn)

67 Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fthagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Posted by: joncelli at November 12, 2013 11:42 AM (RD7QR)

68 Nsa drone. Serious. Obama hates big oil ergo keeps tabs on them with secret water weasel drones.

Posted by: traye at November 12, 2013 11:42 AM (Md24y)

69 Bitch said she was sessile.

Posted by: Ike Turner at November 12, 2013 11:42 AM (8ZskC)

70 holy crap!!!!! it's creepy! it's like the blob from the movie that still upsets me

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at November 12, 2013 11:42 AM (8JJ6O)

71 @63: No. Squidward.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 12, 2013 11:42 AM (wtvvX)

72 Sure Earl. Everyone knows about them. We just didn't tell you.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at November 12, 2013 11:42 AM (V3kRK)

73 It's that thing from "The Abyss".

Posted by: Pupster at November 12, 2013 11:42 AM (6tVbw)

74 Crappity, now I want to go hunting up some videos of underwater lakes and those sharks that we've only ever seen on deep sea cameras. Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at November 12, 2013 03:38 PM (VtjlW) Watch out for Abyssal Spiderfish though.

Posted by: RWC at November 12, 2013 11:42 AM (fWAjv)

75 Kate - Been blustery all day here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 12, 2013 11:43 AM (aDwsi)

76 Obviously a Megalostarfish disgorged it's stomach to consume a tuna fish and the stomach became sentient, detached and went rogue. It's the only logical answer.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 12, 2013 11:43 AM (ZshNr)

77 Or an Obamacare enrollee. Could be that, too....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 12, 2013 11:43 AM (wtvvX)

78 It's probably a western spy! Capture and torture it!

Posted by: Eygptian Leaders at November 12, 2013 11:43 AM (b9K4P)

79 Live Leak is World Star Hip Hop for white people.

Posted by: What's the point? at November 12, 2013 11:43 AM (epWQP)

80 $100 says it'll star in a Japanese porn before the year is out

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 12, 2013 11:43 AM (oi+Yq)

81
Simple, it's a Peruvian orca!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 12, 2013 11:43 AM (pJF+c)

82 jellyfish? you sure it's not GOP leadership? Posted by: navycopjoe at November 12, 2013 03:41 PM (oi+Yq) **golfclap**

Posted by: RWC at November 12, 2013 11:43 AM (fWAjv)

83 Cuttlefish of Cthulhu

Posted by: Oderus at November 12, 2013 11:44 AM (hP0eH)

And a bear is a kind of weasel.-ACE

Good God Ace, get the hell out of the city into a rural setting. Even if only a weekend.......

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 12, 2013 11:44 AM (HVff2)

85 maybe they didnt put enough weights in UBL's bodybag

Posted by: dillhole12 at November 12, 2013 11:44 AM (uURnG)

86 i don't think you're ready for this jelly............fish

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at November 12, 2013 11:44 AM (8JJ6O)

87 If it's a jellyfish, it got beat with an ugly stick. Most aquariums have displays and they're eye-catching. In a good way.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 12, 2013 11:45 AM (hrIP5)

88 Or maybe it's zombie Jacques Cousteau, hungry for underwater brainz......

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 12, 2013 11:45 AM (wtvvX)

89 Gelatinous, acephalic and free-floating is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: Dean Vernon Wormer at November 12, 2013 11:45 AM (8ZskC)

90 Hmmm.. Deepstaria Reticulumanado Pay up SyFy!

Posted by: RWC at November 12, 2013 11:45 AM (fWAjv)

91 It's some kind of trnaslucent plastic bag or sheet, with an air bubble trapped inside it. The motion is due to the thrusters on the submersible that is carrying the camera. usually these have 4 impellers that rotate in 2 axes (horizontal-vertial and forward-lateral). They move the water around a bit, and that is what make it move like that.

Posted by: Danby at November 12, 2013 11:45 AM (TQ+Vk)

92 And I thought "deepstaria reticulum" was some sort of love code between Reggie and Barry.

Posted by: Ian Galt at November 12, 2013 11:45 AM (QdOC1)

93 I'm ready for my closeup Mister DeMille.

Posted by: SomeBrownGoo at November 12, 2013 11:45 AM (DL2i+)

94 jellyfish? you sure it's not GOP leadership? Posted by: navycopjoe at November 12, 2013 03:41 PM (oi+Yq) Hey now... even I have more spine than them....er ... backbone.... I mean... cojones.... oh.... crap...

Posted by: The Blob at November 12, 2013 11:45 AM (lZBBB)

95 I saw that last year, and I believe I saw it at Hot Air...I guess nothing is too old to steal from Hot Air.

Posted by: NotCoach at November 12, 2013 11:45 AM (rsudF)

96 Blob Marley

Posted by: Pam Poovey [/i] [/b] at November 12, 2013 11:46 AM (rSTkb)

97 80 $100 says it'll star in a Japanese porn before the year is out Did you catch Anthony Bourdain's Parts Unknown when he went to Japan. Good God, those Japs are more fucked in the head than I even imagined.

Posted by: John McCain at November 12, 2013 11:46 AM (7ObY1)

98 Sandra Fluke's vagina?

Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at November 12, 2013 11:46 AM (oDCMR)

99 Cuttlefish Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 12, 2013 03:39 PM (AX3vC) Yep.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 12, 2013 11:46 AM (IXrOn)

100 cheezpeets it's probably a huge clump of frikkin seaweed

Posted by: soothie at November 12, 2013 11:46 AM (Rg/DB)

101 80+ comments before someone recognized a shoggoth!?

Posted by: Filthy Scandi Snowbilly at November 12, 2013 11:46 AM (XhMkP)

102 Gelatinous, acephalic and free-floating is no way to go through life, son. Posted by: Dean Vernon Wormer ---------------- Thread winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 12, 2013 11:47 AM (aDwsi)

103 ItÂ’s a dralasite.

Posted by: Totally not geeky at November 12, 2013 11:47 AM (QF8uk)

104 Sandra Fluke's vagina?

Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at November 12, 2013 03:46 PM (oDCMR)

Ugh that is just wrong, simply wrong....Yucky, I can't the picture out of my head with that at a table in front of congress.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 12, 2013 11:47 AM (HVff2)

105 How is it with melted butter and garlic?

Posted by: Fart at November 12, 2013 11:47 AM (2aB+q)

106 That's Brian Dennehy trying out for the role of Chris Christie.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 12, 2013 11:48 AM (wNF3N)

107 Rosie O'Donnell?

It's big enough AND ugly enough...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 12, 2013 11:48 AM (wtvvX)

108 67 Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fthagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! nah, it would be Zhar but he's out off the coast of Bhurma (too many ONTs will make cthilhu a proud poster)

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 12, 2013 11:48 AM (oi+Yq)

109

Love the, 'It's a type of Weasel', meme.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2013 11:48 AM (hP0eH)

110

@104 ItÂ’s a dralasite.

---------------

Wow. That's about the *last* thing I expected to see referenced in this thread. It's been, what, roughly 25 years since the last product was published for that game?

Posted by: junior at November 12, 2013 11:48 AM (UWFpX)

111 Mermaid.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2013 11:48 AM (p9JxP)

112 107? and no, "I would hit that with enough value-rite"??

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 12, 2013 11:48 AM (HVff2)

113 $100 says it'll star in a Japanese porn before the year is out Rule 34.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2013 11:49 AM (p9JxP)

114 Ummmm, cephalopod tentacles.....love those.

Posted by: Registered voter at November 12, 2013 11:49 AM (d0+yW)

115 Gelatinous, acephalic and free-floating is no way to go through life, son.

Michael Moore's a multi-millionaire.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 12, 2013 11:49 AM (/kI1Q)

116 Grilled calamari! A little lemon, butter, and garlic.... mmmmm!

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at November 12, 2013 11:50 AM (kkbgQ)

117 btw, isnt it funny how all of a sudden when the Miami Dolphins organization is under a dark cloud Gloria Estefan and Jen Lopez are not featured owners of the team?

Posted by: soothie at November 12, 2013 11:50 AM (Rg/DB)

118 Looks like Alotta Fagina.

And shit.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 12, 2013 11:50 AM (wmU4G)

119

"deepstaria reticulum"

Uhhh ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 12, 2013 11:50 AM (nTgAI)

120 It's the proverbial shitstain you guys are always talking about.

Posted by: NCKate at November 12, 2013 11:51 AM (C+wp5)

121

I hit that.

Sacred honor compels me to leave it at that, though.

Let's just say I didn't pick a fold.

I fucked them all is what I'm getting at.

But, for the sake of my wife and family, I'll leave it at that.

Posted by: Poseidon at November 12, 2013 11:51 AM (hP0eH)

122 Wookie lugie

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 12, 2013 11:52 AM (aDwsi)

123 >>Its an alien.

Racist!
It's an undocumented species!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2013 11:53 AM (JRmiD)

124 We live in a time when The Beautiful and Special People are fully insulated by Big Fascist Media from negative press. Only in a positive light, is Gloria Estefan an "owner" of the Dolphins. Otherwise, she has nothing whatsoever to do with the organization.

Posted by: soothie at November 12, 2013 11:54 AM (Rg/DB)

125 Does Chris Christie know how to swim? Anyone seen him lately? A giant squish is a giant squish.

Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at November 12, 2013 11:54 AM (oDCMR)

126 Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ needs a beer at November 12, 2013 03:49 PM (/kI1Q)

And he's losing weight.

Do we know what they do with all the fat cells they suck out of people during liposuction?

Well . .

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at November 12, 2013 11:55 AM (lAZep)

127 We dropped a spinnaker in the water once. I imagine it would kind of looked like this if we had left it there for, like, ever.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 12, 2013 11:58 AM (Djwm9)

128 Umm... anyone gonna else gonna eat that? *heats up oil*

Posted by: Damiano the Economic Traitor at November 12, 2013 11:58 AM (j0wOO)

129 -
Hmm. If I say I'm one-sixteenth deepstaria reticulum, I bet I could be Secretary of the Navy.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at November 12, 2013 11:58 AM (8GKDa)

130 It's my "little man in the boat" when he's excited.

Posted by: St Sandra at November 12, 2013 11:59 AM (0FSuD)

131 You win something like jellyfish, meester. Or it win you.

Posted by: William S. Burroughs at November 12, 2013 12:01 PM (2+bRt)

132 80+ comments before someone recognized a shoggoth!?

Posted by: Filthy Scandi Snowbilly at November 12, 2013 03:46 PM (XhMkP)

See #22.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2013 12:01 PM (DrWcr)

133

This is Obamacare on drugs.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 12, 2013 12:01 PM (EGPJQ)

134 So that's where Al Sharpton's fat all went. Huh.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at November 12, 2013 12:02 PM (GrtrJ)

135

Its one of the "brains" from star trek.

I bet a 400 quatloos it is.

Posted by: Obi Wan Nairobi at November 12, 2013 12:03 PM (iGPSR)

136 I don't know much about any Deep-stare-at-a-rectums. I'm a lawyer. But I think Barack was talking about that at some point.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 12, 2013 12:03 PM (j0wOO)

137 OT sweet shit on a roller coaster NCK: dad, I need $20 for T-bones for lunch uggghhhhh (the principle gave her the day off)

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 12, 2013 12:05 PM (oi+Yq)

138 OK.... now would everyone who watched that movie look over here.... /puts his sunglasses on....

Posted by: Agent K at November 12, 2013 12:06 PM (lZBBB)

139 Shedd Aquarium (Chicago) has an ongoing "Jellies" exhibit. The ads are cool -- psychedelic, man -- as long as you aren't grossed out by the whole idea of jellyfish.

Posted by: Mustbequantum at November 12, 2013 12:06 PM (MIKMs)

140 Posted by: navycopjoe at November 12, 2013 04:05 PM (oi+Yq)

You know what happens when you reward bad behavior?

Well bad in the sense of her having YOUR money.

(you gave it to her already didn't you. You pushover you.)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at November 12, 2013 12:07 PM (lAZep)

141 Shit just got real...

Sorry

Posted by: Godzilla [/i] [/b] at November 12, 2013 12:08 PM (rSTkb)

142 139 OT sweet shit on a roller coaster
NCK: dad, I need $20 for T-bones for lunch
uggghhhhh
(the principle gave her the day off) Posted by: navycopjoe at November 12, 2013 04:05 PM
----------------------

Here's $2. Go buy a generic box of mac n' cheese.

Posted by: irright at November 12, 2013 12:08 PM (8GKDa)

143 I have a deep fear of deep water.

There was some show about giant squid a while back, and they had a similar view of one that got munched by what they said was a colossal squid. Never even heard of that. As they filmed this giant squid, what looked like a freight train zoomed by and snatched it up.

They said they could calculate the length by comparing it to the tattered giant squid carcass they hauled to the surface.

Three hundred feet long. With eyes the size of basketballs and a snapping parrot beak as big as the front of a VW Beetle.

Fuck the ocean. It's for monsters.

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at November 12, 2013 12:08 PM (1QwWe)

144 That's odd..., suddenly, I don't remember why I am sitting here...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 12, 2013 12:08 PM (aDwsi)

145

That one jewwyfish wooks wike my pwowapsed wectum!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at November 12, 2013 12:08 PM (DrWcr)

146

"And a bear is a kind of weasel." uuhhh like my dick is a kind of Cannoli maybe. Just sayin Ace.

Posted by: Guido - 'PHD Flying Squid Aerodynamics' at November 12, 2013 12:09 PM (u1QDH)

147 Jellyfish don't creep me out but their stings keep me out of the water.

Besides the only water I'll go into anymore is lake water. (other than a bath.)

In Florida.

In August.

In the afternoon.

(are you getting the picture?)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at November 12, 2013 12:09 PM (lAZep)

148 It's about time !!!

You're all wrong.

You see that is Nancy Pelosi in her "natural form"

Posted by: Lisa Jackson (AKA Richard Windsor) at November 12, 2013 12:09 PM (e8kgV)

149 Kinda looks like afterbirth

Posted by: Commence 'Ewwww!' at November 12, 2013 12:10 PM (2iHnw)

150 -
148

That's kind of a running funny around here.

Posted by: irright at November 12, 2013 12:10 PM (8GKDa)

151 uuhhh like my dick is a kind of Cannoli maybe.Just sayin Ace. Oh. Hold the chocolate chips then.

Posted by: Reggie Love at November 12, 2013 12:10 PM (sNYFZ)

152 Raz at -22

Posted by: Pres**ent Barack “Unexpectedly Stupid” Obama at November 12, 2013 12:10 PM (e8kgV)

153 But can you smoke it?

Posted by: CAC at November 12, 2013 12:11 PM (UFoQC)

154 Sea snakes creep me out more than jellyfish. The way snakes just zoom through the water is frightening. I can out-swim one of these.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 12, 2013 12:11 PM (sByIH)

155 Posted by: Reggie Love at November 12, 2013 04:10 PM (sNYFZ)

You been eating corn Reg?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at November 12, 2013 12:11 PM (lAZep)

156 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at November 12, 2013 04:09 PM (lAZep) LOL.... I swam in the Marianas trench.... just to say I did.... but that was also back in the days I road Crotch Rockets, and jumped out of perfectly good airplanes.... for fun...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 12, 2013 12:11 PM (lZBBB)

157 >>>uuhhh like my dick is a kind of Cannoli maybe. ... Hmmm... *buys chocolate, "Cannoli for Sale" T-Shirt, and goes looking for college bimbos that like the new Obamacare ads.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 12, 2013 12:12 PM (j0wOO)

158 Posted by: CAC at November 12, 2013 04:11 PM (UFoQC)

You'll have to dry it out in the oven first.

Should take about a month.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at November 12, 2013 12:12 PM (lAZep)

159 A sea beastie! I will love him and pet him and name him George.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2013 12:13 PM (BAS5M)

160 Bitter - You will be hearing from our lawyers.

Posted by: Flesh Eating Bacteria / Brain-eating amoeba Coalition at November 12, 2013 12:13 PM (aDwsi)

161

Three hundred feet long. With eyes the size of basketballs and a snapping parrot beak as big as the front of a VW Beetle.

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at November 12, 2013 04:08 PM (1QwWe)

Seriously TA? that I some big bastard. I've got to see that.

Posted by: Guido - 'PHD Flying Squid Aerodynamics' at November 12, 2013 12:13 PM (u1QDH)

162 (you gave it to her already didn't you. You pushover you.) damnit

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 12, 2013 12:13 PM (oi+Yq)

163 Should take about a month. Posted by: Bitter Clinger ------------------ And a *lot* of ventilation.

Posted by: Flesh Eating Bacteria / Brain-eating amoeba Coalition at November 12, 2013 12:14 PM (aDwsi)

164 Marianas Trench.

There was a hooker in Olangapo with that name.

Allegedly.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at November 12, 2013 12:14 PM (lAZep)

165 Monsters, monsters, ugly creepy monsters Monsters, monsters, fry up yummy monsters

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 12, 2013 12:14 PM (sByIH)

166 (are you getting the picture?) Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at November 12, 2013 04:09 PM (lAZep) Have a young lady piss on it, that takes the sting away. At least you know when I pretend to get stung....

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at November 12, 2013 12:15 PM (XIxXP)

167 Nood

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 12, 2013 12:15 PM (sNYFZ)

168 "Cannoli for Sale" T-Shirt. I like that; with a "down" arrow. lol.

Posted by: Guido - 'PHD Flying Squid Aerodynamics' at November 12, 2013 12:15 PM (u1QDH)

169 I saw Marianas Trench open for Billy Ocean back in '83.

Posted by: irright at November 12, 2013 12:16 PM (8GKDa)

170 149 Jellyfish don't creep me out but their stings keep me out of the water. Besides the only water I'll go into anymore is lake water. (other than a bath.) In Florida. In August. In the afternoon. (are you getting the picture?) Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at November 12, 2013 04:09 PM (lAZep) Ummm... alligators? Water moccasins? Weird flesh eating diseases? All known results of swimming in FL lakes.

Posted by: Damiano the Economic Traitor at November 12, 2013 12:17 PM (j0wOO)

171 Posted by: Guido - 'PHD Flying Squid Aerodynamics' at November 12, 2013 04:13 PM (u1QDH) Pfahhhh... wrote about these things centuries ago.... it ate my Nuclear submarine...

Posted by: Jules Verne at November 12, 2013 12:19 PM (lZBBB)

172 An Alligator is a kind of scissors.

Posted by: Guido - 'PHD Flying Squid Aerodynamics' at November 12, 2013 12:20 PM (u1QDH)

173 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at November 12, 2013 04:15 PM (XIxXP)

That VIRGIN pee right?

Wait that could take too long. Or you'd get arrested.

Actually, no. I only got stung by the mild kind.

I don't go in the deep ocean because . . it's fracking DEEP!!!!!

I don't climb mountains and I don't swim in the ocean. See the trend there?

I'm risk averse. Even mild risk. Or unlikely risk. I don't play the Lotto. Or stroll through the ghetto at night.

I'm the opposite of Leroy Brown.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at November 12, 2013 12:20 PM (lAZep)

174 It's a spooge monster. I named it Smokey.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 12, 2013 12:21 PM (At0dM)

175 OMG! Enrollment numbers with our target, young & health group are WAY off. Don't people get STDs anymore? Wait.... hmmm...

Posted by: DHHS Ad Guy at November 12, 2013 12:21 PM (j0wOO)

176 Posted by: Damiano the Economic Traitor at November 12, 2013 04:17 PM (j0wOO)

The lakes I have in mind don't have the first two and come to think of it since the flesh/brain eating amoeba thing, I haven't been a body of water much larger than MY body for quite awhile.

No ill effects yet.

*urgk*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at November 12, 2013 12:22 PM (lAZep)

177 Wet snow yesterday and wind to make it stick to stuff. Nicely below freezing this morning in bright breezy sunshine. A beautiful bald eagle based himself in a lakeside tree for an hour or so after lunch today, and made a lot of fishing sorties over the lake. I watched him closely while he did a few, and never saw him dive, although he was looking.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 12, 2013 12:22 PM (tmFlQ)

178 I swam in a Florida lake years ago and got a serious ear infection. It was so bad that the antibiotic not only destroyed the ameobic critter but killed the hearing in that one ear. Don't swim in Florida lakes anymore.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at November 12, 2013 12:24 PM (cxVzi)

179 Hey, I'll have two shiny new knee replacements by tomorrow afternoon. Excuse the drugged out posts for the next week or two or hopefully six.

Posted by: Guido - 'PHD Flying Squid Aerodynamics' at November 12, 2013 12:24 PM (u1QDH)

180 >>>A beautiful bald eagle based himself in a lakeside tree for an hour or so after lunch today, and made a lot of fishing sorties over the lake. ---- A neighbor from some years ago was telling me about his time in Alaska. Every morning, he'd see a bald eagle sitting by the road, looking like it was watching a ping pong match. Eventually, he realized that it was waiting for road kill. Talking about it further, we agreed that one of the most beautiful and powerful predatory birds, capable of snatching up prey from great heights and snapping it's neck in a blink of an eye with it's talons, being reduced to sitting by the road and hoping for some random force to deliver it's dinner was indeed a perfect symbol for America.

Posted by: DHHS Ad Guy at November 12, 2013 12:30 PM (j0wOO)

181 The Invaders...
Alien beings from a dying planet.
Their destination: the Earth. Their purpose: to make it their world.

Posted by: Null at November 12, 2013 12:37 PM (xjpRj)

182
Only one moron jumps on the flying squid AoS meme.

Pathetic.

We must work together to save our memes from those who would neglect them.

And if you like your meme, you can keep your meme.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2013 12:41 PM (TIIx5)

183 It's a Russian submersible!

Posted by: Lt. Coffey, suffering from high pressure nervous syndrome at November 12, 2013 01:47 PM (nbGZj)

184

I thought it was the floating DNA Library from Aeon Flux.

Posted by: Monican, not Bregnian at November 12, 2013 01:55 PM (nbGZj)

185 You know what Dick Cheney does with those jellyfish, right?

Posted by: EROWMER at November 12, 2013 06:32 PM (OONaw)

186 Great Chthulu's hairless scrotum!

Posted by: burn at November 13, 2013 03:31 AM (W3aml)

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