December 04, 2013

Mark Pryor's New Ad: Jesus Save Me
— Ace

I'm angry about this ad. Not just because it's an attempt by a Democrat to invoke the name of God Himself to win an election.

But because of the predictable reaction to it by the determined, angry secularists of the New Class: The reaction will be nothing at all.

When Republicans play the Culture Card, the New Class is outraged. They are made filthy-angry by the injection of religion and tribal loyalty into what they feel should be a decision made upon the bases of reason and empathy and For Science.

But when a Democrat does it, they just nod approvingly, and maybe giggle: Well if that what it takes to move the Rubes...

As with any of the alleged principles of the Progressive Left, Fen's Law applies: They believe none of the things they say they believe. The only thing they actually believe in is that Progressives should rule the world, and they may use any tactic, including resorting to Nasty Jesus Talk, to achieve this long-dreamed goal.

It shouldn't be overlooked that this is a desperation move. Mark Pryor is calling upon the Power of God because it's looking like that's the only power in the universe sufficient to spare him an electoral drubbing. Hit Allah's link for Sean Trende's analysis of Democrats in trouble, generally; and check out the bio of Pryor's Republican opponent, Tom Cotton. Cotton's a Harvard lawyer who signed up in Army and got his officer commission so that he could kill terrorists in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Not to slight JAG officers, but I would point out here that Cotton did not serve as a JAG; he served as a front-line soldier leading troops on the battlefield.

As an infantry officer and platoon leader with the 101st Airborne Division, he was deployed to Baghdad as part of Operation Iraqi Freedom on May 19, 2006. In Iraq, Cotton was responsible for a 41 man air assault infantry platoon in the 506th Infantry Regiment, and planned and led daily combat patrols. He completed his first combat tour in Iraq on November 20, 2006, and was awarded the Army Commendation Medal, the Combat Infantryman Badge, the Iraq Campaign Medal, and various campaign/service medals.

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Following his deployment in Iraq, Cotton was assigned as a platoon leader at The Old Guard at Arlington National Cemetery,[9] where he was responsible for conducting military honor funerals for veterans. In 2008, he volunteered to return to combat duty, was promoted to Captain on August 1, 2008, and deployed to Afghanistan in support of Operation Enduring Freedom on October 15, 2008. In Afghanistan, Cotton was assigned to Laghman Province, just north of Tora Bora in eastern Afghanistan. He was assigned duty as the operations officer of a Provincial Reconstruction Team, where he planned and resourced daily counter-insurgency and reconstruction operations for an 83-member joint and interagency team.

I hope this isn't a violation, but God just cc'd me on an email to Mark Pryor. He writes, "I can move mountains, but even I can't get your fat dumper over 40% in the election. Y'all on your own."

Posted by: Ace at 09:21 AM | Comments (373)
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1 Hypocrisy from Democrats? Surely you joke!

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 04, 2013 09:22 AM (bb5+k)

2 Too busy working on the BCS. Go Irish!

Posted by: The Almighty on the phone at December 04, 2013 09:23 AM (zDsvJ)

Posted by: Jethro Tull at December 04, 2013 09:23 AM (to+9k)

4 Can't you just picture Pryor and his buddies laughing hysterically between takes as they shot this video? Haha this oughta keep the bitter clingers on my side......

Posted by: whyme at December 04, 2013 09:23 AM (l9mF2)

5 I don't want to upset Mark Pryor, but I just got an email from God. He writes, "I can move mountains, but I can't get you over 40% in the election. Y'all on your own."



*golf clap*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 09:24 AM (lVPtV)

6 Not to slight JAG officers, but I would point out here that Cotton did not serve as a JAG; he served as a front-line soldier leading troops on the battlefield.


Even better.


Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 09:24 AM (GQ8sn)

7 God is not a prop.

Posted by: teh Wind at December 04, 2013 09:24 AM (B3WUC)

8 I think Pryor is really, most sincerely, Fucked.

Posted by: maddogg at December 04, 2013 09:24 AM (xWW96)

9 "They are made filthy-angry by the injection of religion..."


Not true.  *cough*Islam*cough*  It must be a Christian based religion.

Posted by: dogfish at December 04, 2013 09:24 AM (nsOJa)

10 Sort of like Alec Baldwin getting a pass all those years, isn't it? It's okay when THEIR SIDE does it. Same thing with Black Preachers. Nobody ever calls THEM down for interjecting religion into politics. Non-Black Preachers? "You will be hearing from the IRS about your non-profit status."

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 04, 2013 09:24 AM (bb5+k)

11 Oh, and the 506 PIR was the one from" Band of Brothers".

Curahee!!!


Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 09:25 AM (GQ8sn)

12 Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 04, 2013 09:25 AM (dfYL9)

13 Is it just me, or do his eyes scream, "Help meeeeee!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 09:25 AM (lVPtV)

14 The ad doesn't make ME angry; it makes me happy.

It's such a parody and so transparently false that it's going to do Pryor even more damage. It shows that the Dems have no idea how to stop their collapse.

When you fail to see the problem, you can't address it, and that means you'll lose.

We're witnessing the death throes of liberalism in America. It's a great time to be alive.

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at December 04, 2013 09:26 AM (2Ln2D)

15 Perhaps it will cost him the secular vote. And the feminist vote because.... patriarchy.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2013 09:26 AM (DmNpO)

16 The stupid fucking state elected Clinton and Huck. They will buy anything.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 04, 2013 09:26 AM (0FSuD)

17 That one right there? Yeah, that one. NATO gave a Russian bomber a codename for it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at December 04, 2013 09:26 AM (659DL)

18 I object to the characterization of the Lord as a Southerner! ;-)

Posted by: Y-not at December 04, 2013 09:26 AM (zDsvJ)

19 This would make for a fine SNL skit, if they were so inclined.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2013 09:27 AM (DmNpO)

20 That Pryor or any democrat would resort to this type of theatrics doesn't surprise me anymore.  What will surprise me is if anyone is still on the fence and will be swayed by this naked farce.

Posted by: Cheri at December 04, 2013 09:27 AM (G+Wff)

21 WASHINGTON — Hollywood comedian Will Ferrell says first lady Michelle Obama surprised him once by saying, “Bitch, where’s my money?”

Posted by: Frankie Goes To Hollywood at December 04, 2013 09:27 AM (e8kgV)

22 God says he can save me.... but you're pretty much fooked...

Posted by: Irish Campaign Advisor at December 04, 2013 09:27 AM (lZBBB)

23 Yet even more trivia about the 506th:

Members of the unit also wear the spade (♠ symbol on the helmet



The spade symbol?!?! 


Cotton is a moron!


Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 09:27 AM (GQ8sn)

24 someone should check his computer he looks like he's a "friend of harry reed"

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at December 04, 2013 09:27 AM (8v/hq)

25 17 The stupid fucking state elected Clinton and Huck.



Huckster's radio show is going off the air, and he's threatening to run in '16.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 09:27 AM (lVPtV)

26 We're witnessing the death throes of liberalism in America. It's a great time to be alive. Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at December 04, 2013 01:26 PM (2Ln2D) You are an optimist. The underlying sickness still remains. This is evident because of the fact that we reached this level of debauchery in government in the first place.

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 04, 2013 09:27 AM (bb5+k)

27 If Mark Pryor was that close to God, he wouldn't    have voted to     force     his fellow believers    to     pay for abortions.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2013 09:27 AM (AX3vC)

28 Next up: Mark Cotton let OBL get away in Tora Bora.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at December 04, 2013 09:27 AM (659DL)

29 So...Cotton is a baby-killer?

Posted by: Not affiliated with MArk Pryor (paid for by friends of Mark Pryor) at December 04, 2013 09:28 AM (oJ5Fd)

30 One way to know an atheist regardless of what they say: they invoke the power that created the Universe, that sends the stars wheeling in their courses, yet never seem the least bit uncomfortable either speaking for God, or claiming His blessings.  Those of us who believe tremble at such presumption, and pray we are not guilty of the same, lest we suffer the consequences.

Posted by: Pentangle at December 04, 2013 09:28 AM (VDW9A)

31 Last refuge of a scoundrel, so they say

Posted by: Bigby's Thumb at December 04, 2013 09:28 AM (Q7FPN)

32 How conveeeeeenient.

Posted by: the Church Lady at December 04, 2013 09:28 AM (bAGA/)

33 And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.

But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

Mathew 6:5-6

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Posted by: fixerupper at December 04, 2013 09:28 AM (nELVU)

34

Is God all that into helping Mark Pryor when Pryor did such a lousy job with his lipstick?

Posted by: Furious George at December 04, 2013 09:28 AM (yFb77)

35 And verily Jesus said unto them, "It is better that you should kill your little children than any one of you should have to suffer in poverty."

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Is that what it says in your Bible, Mark?

'Cause that's damned sure how you vote.

You know what my Bible says, Mark? It says I can know exactly who and what you are by your works.
It also has some strong condemnations for the type that stand on the street corner and pretend to pray loudly just for the sake of showing and deceiving others.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 04, 2013 09:29 AM (VjL9S)

36 17 The stupid fucking state elected Clinton and Huck.

They will buy anything.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 04, 2013 01:26 PM (0FSuD)

 

 

 

Fuck you asswipe.

Posted by: maddogg at December 04, 2013 09:29 AM (xWW96)

37 I object to the characterization of the Lord as a Southerner! Yeah, we already have Bear Bryant.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at December 04, 2013 09:29 AM (659DL)

38 Maybe he was told that if he liked his seat, he could keep his seat.

Posted by: USA at December 04, 2013 09:29 AM (VIaw0)

39
The stupid fucking state elected Clinton and Huck.

They will buy anything.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 04, 2013 01:26 PM (0FSuD)










When I heard about Pryor's ad, couldn't help thinking about Fuckabee. Same shit, different douchebag.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2013 09:29 AM (TIIx5)

40 What will surprise me is if anyone is still on the fence and will be swayed by this naked farce.

Posted by: Cheri at December 04, 2013 01:27 PM (G+Wff)



I wouldn't be surprised. Half the population has the IQ of a dented hub cap.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2013 09:30 AM (FMbng)

41 I saw Jesus Save Me open for Black Sabbath in '73.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 04, 2013 09:30 AM (LSJmV)

42
Hit Allah's link for Sean Trende's analysis of Democrats in trouble...




I prefer to wait for a comprehensive, incisive and richly illustrated article at TheFederalist.com

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 04, 2013 09:30 AM (kdS6q)

43 "Democrat Resorts To- Get This- Craven Lies"

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2013 09:30 AM (FcR7P)

44 Jesus take the wheel.

Posted by: NCKate at December 04, 2013 09:30 AM (X/4E9)

45 Wait, I thought cotton was a monkey? http://tinyurl.com/o97ee5v

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 04, 2013 09:30 AM (0FSuD)

46 44
Hit Allah's link for Sean Trende's analysis of Democrats in trouble...




I prefer to wait for a comprehensive, incisive and richly illustrated article at TheFederalist.com

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 04, 2013 01:30 PM (kdS6q)




thread winner

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 09:30 AM (lVPtV)

47 Maybe voting for legislation you haven't even read should have consequences.

Posted by: USA at December 04, 2013 09:30 AM (VIaw0)

48 I wouldn't be surprised. Half the population has the IQ of a dented hub cap. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2013 01:30 PM (FMbng) Sirrah, the is slander....

Posted by: Dented Hubcap at December 04, 2013 09:31 AM (lZBBB)

49 23 God says he can save me.... but you're pretty much fooked... Posted by: Irish Campaign Advisor at December 04, 2013 01:27 PM (lZBBB) " I didn't like him anyway. He wasn't right in the head. "

Posted by: King of Ireland at December 04, 2013 09:31 AM (bb5+k)

50

when obama invokes god, he quotes cain. a murderer.

the left now  thinks cain's  question to the highest moral authority "am i my brother's keeper?" is a commandment. that we are to be our brother's keepers.

 

their spirituality is based on the words of the first murderer in the bible.

 

 

Posted by: i like anchors at December 04, 2013 09:31 AM (nBE5A)

51 Dear Mark Pryor,


You want your voters' forgiveness?  Do some penance.   Vote for repeal.


Sincerely,
MWR

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at December 04, 2013 09:31 AM (4df7R)

52 Apropos of nothing, was that really Jim Geraghty commenting on that thread yesterday?

Posted by: toby928© goes Godwin before 100 comments at December 04, 2013 09:31 AM (QupBk)

53 Not to slight JAG officers Don't worry, Ace, I got it covered. BTW, former JAGoffs include Lindsay Graham.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 04, 2013 09:32 AM (T0NGe)

54 43 I saw Jesus Save Me open for Black Sabbath in '73. Posted by: Countrysquire at December 04, 2013 01:30 PM (LSJmV) Hey.... Jesus is allright... by me...

Posted by: Doobie Brothers at December 04, 2013 09:32 AM (lZBBB)

55 I'm just hoping no one falls for this pathetic retard's retarded retardedness. I think most people will see through it. I think.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2013 09:32 AM (oFCZn)

56
Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain.

Posted by: dan-O at December 04, 2013 09:32 AM (D0bIN)

Posted by: MINISTRY at December 04, 2013 09:32 AM (to+9k)

58 Jesus take the wheel. Posted by: NCKate at December 04, 2013 01:30 PM (X/4E9) si, señora

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at December 04, 2013 09:32 AM (8v/hq)

59 Huckster's radio show is going off the air, and he's threatening to run in '16. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 01:27 PM (lVPtV) A man's gotta have something to do.

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 04, 2013 09:32 AM (bb5+k)

60 I prefer to wait for a comprehensive, incisive and richly illustrated article at TheFederalist.com I'll have to turn down the magnification on my browser.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 04, 2013 09:33 AM (T0NGe)

61 You're just taking it out of context or something.

Posted by: Martini Killer at December 04, 2013 09:33 AM (QM5S2)

62 Joseph Cotton is running against Pryor? He was great in 'The Third Man'.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 04, 2013 09:33 AM (LSJmV)

63

When Republicans play the Culture Card, the New Class is outraged. They are made filthy-angry by the injection of religion and tribal loyalty into what they feel should be a decision made upon the bases of reason and empathy and For Science.

 

But when a Democrat does it, they just nod approvingly, and maybe giggle: Well if that what it takes to move the Rubes...

 

Just like Obamacare.  "Well, he could have said you'd lose your doctor, but then you wouldn't have voted for him.  So he had to lie, you hick."

 

I am at the point where I do not believe any Democrat who invokes the name of the Almighty.  Not one.  If the Dems thought they could make Christianity illegal, they would do it in a heartbeat.

 

Oh - just had a thought.  Who's running against Pryor?  Put an ad together:  First, show Pryor affirming his "faith."

 

Cut to:  Dems booing the name of God at the convention.

 

Mix the two so the boos drown out Pryor's voice.

 

Tag line:  Mark Pryor says he believes in God.  Does his party know?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2013 09:33 AM (zF6Iw)

64 I approve this message!

Posted by: Elmer Gantry at December 04, 2013 09:33 AM (R6JT1)

65 IIRC the 1/506 was dispatched to Ramadi in that 2006 tour, which was very heavy lifting indeed. Cotton also has earned a Ranger Tab.

Posted by: Muggedbyreality at December 04, 2013 09:33 AM (DdwEb)

66 I mean good grief what sort of sociopath is this brazen? If I tried this shit my zombie mother would lurch out of her grave and strangle me to death.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2013 09:33 AM (oFCZn)

67 Mark Pryor claims to be an evangelical Christian, yet has something like a 35% pro-life rating.  I have a hard time reconciling those two things. 

Posted by: mama winger at December 04, 2013 09:33 AM (P6QsQ)

68 Huckster's radio show is going off the air, and he's threatening to run in '16.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 01:27 PM (lVPtV)



A man's gotta have something to do.


Posted by: D-Lamp at December 04, 2013 01:32 PM (bb5+k)



Huckabee gotta eat!!!



Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 09:33 AM (GQ8sn)

69

Ace,

 

Where is my due?  TOM COTTON 2016!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I knew this guy was going to be a US Senator.  hahaha.

 

If he dumps his bs defense of NSA and us serving as the jihadi air force, he's 100% good!!!

 

Pryor is toast.  way way way way back when I actually worked for the guy.  Good guy overall, but he's just obama's boy.  And that don't play well in Arkansas. Come on bloomie, run some anti-gun ads to get at Pryor.  Shit, that would only help him.  haha.

Posted by: prescient11 at December 04, 2013 09:34 AM (tVTLU)

70 A man's gotta have something to do. Posted by: D-Lamp at December 04, 2013 01:32 PM (bb5+k) I thought Huck had a band?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 04, 2013 09:34 AM (0FSuD)

71 I note approvingly that God spells "Y'all" properly. Just one more good thing from the almighty.

Posted by: MTF at December 04, 2013 09:34 AM (gJeT3)

72
Joseph Cotton is running against Pryor? He was great in 'The Third Man'.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 04, 2013 01:33 PM (LSJmV)










Yeah. He was even better in his second career as a sports announcer on The Ocho.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2013 09:34 AM (TIIx5)

73 52 to give cain his due, he created murder, which has been the most popular pastime of mankind ever since. Therefore, a genius.

Posted by: Bigby's Thumb at December 04, 2013 09:34 AM (Q7FPN)

74 Nobody wants to play the rhythm guitar for Jesus. _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 04, 2013 09:34 AM (NQyj0)

75 57 I'm just hoping no one falls for this pathetic retard's retarded retardedness.

I think most people will see through it. I think.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2013 01:32 PM (oFCZn)




*cough* 52%ers *cough*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 09:34 AM (lVPtV)

76 Breathtaking.

Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2013 09:34 AM (HjPtV)

77

If the Dems thought they could make Christianity illegal, they would do it in a heartbeat.

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I can almost guarantee you that the bill is already written, just waiting for the opportunity to introduce it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2013 09:35 AM (AX3vC)

78 So, in other words,Tom Cotton's a badass and Pryor is douchebag.  You choose Ar-Kansans...

Posted by: Jim Scrummy at December 04, 2013 09:35 AM (JpC1K)

79 Huckster's radio show is going off the air, and he's threatening to run in '16.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 01:27 PM (lVPtV)



A man's gotta have something to do.


Posted by: D-Lamp at December 04, 2013 01:32 PM (bb5+k)


Well from a musician stand point, huck seems to be a decent sight reading bass player, he should just get himself a cruise ship gig and sail off into the sunset.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2013 09:35 AM (FMbng)

80 I object to the characterization of the Lord as a Southerner! Yeah, we already have Bear Bryant. And Tom Landry, Bum Phillips & Deacon Nolan Ryan!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 09:35 AM (p9JxP)

81 God helps those who help themselves: Pryor-Landrieu Obamacare Repeal Act.

Posted by: X at December 04, 2013 09:36 AM (KHo8t)

82 I am far from a perfect Christian. I curse like a sailor, I partake of teh pron from time to time, and I sometimes forget to be grateful. Even still, I cannot imagine invoking God for the specific purpose of winning an election. He is USING God. I would be grateful for his testimony, but that's not what it is.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2013 09:36 AM (DmNpO)

83 That's not the Bible he's holding. It's "The Game" by Neil Strauss. http://www.theskillsmethod.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/The-Game-Neil-Strauss-PDF.jpg

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 04, 2013 09:36 AM (zeV2E)

84 Pryor and Manchen(?) show that all senate dems are lockstep hard core libs and they must all suffer. Also, what the fuck? Boehner is going gay for amnesty? How can we stop this bullshit?

Posted by: joeindc44 is totally not on Soros's pay now...right? at December 04, 2013 09:36 AM (QxSug)

85 I guess it would not be kind of me to send some writings of the Christian mystic/spiritual director Francois Fenelon to Mark Pryor, since Fenelon says when God loves you you get humiliation, deprivation, crosses and possibly poverty and that is the way you spiritually grow to become more like Christ

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2013 09:36 AM (BC6cY)

86 I love when regressives get caught in their own trap. 

Posted by: Cheri at December 04, 2013 09:36 AM (G+Wff)

87 If the Dems thought they could make Christianity illegal, they would do it in a heartbeat. - I can almost guarantee you that the bill is already written, just waiting for the opportunity to introduce it. That's when I sell my cloak & buy a sword.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 09:37 AM (p9JxP)

88 And the rich man asked Jesus, "What must I do to be saved?" And Jesus answered, "Pick up a gun and take the goods of your rich neighbor and give them to the poor, after giving yourself and your bureaucrats a nice cut."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 04, 2013 09:37 AM (dfYL9)

89 Oh - just had a thought. Who's running against Pryor? Put an ad together: First, show Pryor affirming his "faith."

Cut to: Dems booing the name of God at the convention.

Mix the two so the boos drown out Pryor's voice.

Tag line: Mark Pryor says he believes in God. Does his party know?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2013 01:33 PM (zF6Iw)



Damn, thats goood.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2013 09:37 AM (FMbng)

90 I am far from a perfect Christian.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2013 01:36 PM (DmNpO)

A few tasteful topless photos might help us decide for ourselves.

Posted by: Typical piggish Moron at December 04, 2013 09:37 AM (oJ5Fd)

91 Religion is the LAST refuge of scoundrels.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 04, 2013 09:38 AM (wtvvX)

92 And Jesus wept....



Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 09:38 AM (GQ8sn)

93

"Not to slight JAG officers, but I would point out here that Cotton did not serve as a JAG; he served as a front-line soldier leading troops on the battlefield."

I know it doesn't fit the narrative but my brother was a Special Forces JAG officer during the first Iraq war and led men on the battlefield.  Not all JAGs are tarred with Lindsey Graham's brush.

Posted by: OldSchoolLady at December 04, 2013 09:38 AM (NpsJA)

94 What most amuses me is that Pryor doesn't sound   as desperate as Cornyn does.   Maybe that is because Cornyn faces     his nemesis in the primaries instead of later at    the general election.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2013 09:38 AM (AX3vC)

95 Blame God for making me vote for amnesty and Obamacare. And who could be against God, baggers?

Posted by: Mark Pryor at December 04, 2013 09:39 AM (PRPp1)

96 The Bible is about 1300 pages long.
The Affordable Care Act is 906 pages.

Instead of boasting that he has read the Bible, maybe he should explain why he didn't read the ACA.

Posted by: sandy burger at December 04, 2013 09:39 AM (6ClcK)

97 So a lying Democrat says that God has forgiven him.  Yeah, that's believable.  Like NDH said, God is just a tool for him to suck in voters.

Posted by: Marmo at December 04, 2013 09:39 AM (QW+AD)

98
I am far from a perfect Christian.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2013 01:36 PM (DmNpO)

A few tasteful topless photos might help us decide for ourselves.

Posted by: Typical piggish Moron at December 04, 2013 01:37 PM (oJ5Fd)







Hey, watch that shit. I'm an EXCEPTIONALLY piggish Moron.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2013 09:39 AM (TIIx5)

99 People often find God toward the end of their lives....and I guess the end of their political careers as well?

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 04, 2013 09:39 AM (RZ8pf)

100 I can't believe some of the conversations I've overheard here on how to skew numbers into something favorable. I'm pretty sure that all of these "Exchange Technology Surges" consist purely of management consultants and PR folks. I gotta get out of this fucking field.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 04, 2013 09:39 AM (99dlI)

101 Compare and contrast to the innocent tweet by the RNC regarding Rosa Parks and the end of racism.  The Left can freely borrow what ever cultural norms they wish to win.  But let a toe on the right land on the out microns of a LIBERAL SHIBBOLETH and they must be savaged to death.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 04, 2013 09:40 AM (kXoT0)

102 Dems like to portray everyone on the Right like a rich socialite or someone out of a Jack Chick tract.

Posted by: Shoot Me at December 04, 2013 09:41 AM (qiXMt)

103 So a lying Democrat says that God has forgiven him. Yeah, that's believable. Like NDH said, God is just a tool for him to suck in voters. Me & God & a gofundme page. Winning!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 09:41 AM (p9JxP)

104

Hell, Obama himself ran all sorts of Christian-themed ads and put out matrerials targeted to Christians in 2008.  There was even some sort of an "evangelicals for Obama" group as I recall.  Nary a peep was heard from the Angry Secular Left. 

 

I don't know why anyone would be surprised that a Bible-belt Democrat would try to play the Jesus card.  Blanche Lincoln tried it too, but it didn't help her any. 

Posted by: rockmom at December 04, 2013 09:41 AM (aBlZ1)

105 GEEK NEWS ALERT!!!!!! Wonder Woman cast for Batman/Superman film. Some chick from Fast and the Furious movies: http://preview.tinyurl.com/k45oca9

Posted by: Eton Cox at December 04, 2013 09:41 AM (q177U)

106 So His Grace, The Duke of Austin fears a peasant revolt?

Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2013 09:41 AM (HjPtV)

107 He wants forgiveness for voting for the POS bill, which I guess is a way of saying that voting for it was a sin.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2013 09:41 AM (AX3vC)

108 Sure, Mark, I'll vote for you.

But first, you're gonna have to squeal like a pig.

C'MON, BOY! SQUEAL!! SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 04, 2013 09:41 AM (wtvvX)

109 If it's his "North Star," surely he knows the wrath of the Lord is about to descend on him come sundown.

Posted by: Jeremiah McRae at December 04, 2013 09:41 AM (pj6Nr)

110 Yeesh.  Just went to Drudge, and there's a huge pic of a lying pederast.  {shudder}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 09:42 AM (lVPtV)

111 Nobody wants to play the rhythm guitar for Jesus. They all want to be the lead singer in the band. Oak Ridge Boys...still going strong.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at December 04, 2013 09:42 AM (659DL)

112 You want your voters' forgiveness? Do some penance. Vote for repeal. Sincerely, MWR ** yup

Posted by: joeindc44 is totally not on Soros's pay now...right? at December 04, 2013 09:42 AM (QxSug)

113 Via Wiki, he sounds like he's an Evangelical Christian. Religious views Pryor is Christian. He was featured in the 2008 Bill Maher documentary Religulous, in which he tells Maher that he could believe in Young Earth creationism, yet he also sees evolution as a feasible idea. He states at the beginning of the interview that he is an Evangelical Christian. He also states that he believes in the Rapture, and that "You don't need to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate". According to author Jeff Sharlet, Pryor is affiliated with a political organization called the Family. Sharlet quoted Pryor as stating that through the Family he "had learned that the separation of church and state was a sort of secular exaggeration" and that "Jesus did not come to bring peace. Jesus came to take over."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 04, 2013 09:42 AM (IXrOn)

114 "79 If the Dems thought they could make Christianity illegal, they would do it in a heartbeat. - I can almost guarantee you that the bill is already written, just waiting for the opportunity to introduce it." It's called Death by 1000 cuts. The contraception mandate is one of those cuts. MARK MY WORDS: There will be a day when a church's non-profit status will be threatened if they don't do gay marriages. If gays get strict scrutiny like racial minorities, then it is inevitable.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 04, 2013 09:42 AM (zeV2E)

115 Wonder Woman cast for Batman/Superman film. Some chick from Fast and the Furious movies:


Gal Gadot.


A joooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 09:43 AM (GQ8sn)

116 Yeah, ask that hick snowbilly how leaning on her Faith in God was treated by the Left.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 04, 2013 09:43 AM (kXoT0)

117 "I am far from a perfect Christian. I curse like a sailor, I partake of teh pron from time to time, and I sometimes forget to be grateful."

I believe I may have found my long lost family member.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2013 09:43 AM (sLOWG)

118 Another thing the left seems not to understand.  Jesus isn't some "get out of jail free" card that you can bust out whenever you are in a jam.  Most serious Christians will see right through this.  The phrase "The last refuge of a scoundrel" comes to mind.  Pryor is toast.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 04, 2013 09:43 AM (32Ze2)

119 Wonder Woman cast for Batman/Superman film. Some chick from Fast and the Furious movies: ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Ben Affleck?

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 04, 2013 09:43 AM (LSJmV)

120

Saying you're an Evangelical Christian does not make you one.

 

Joe Biden says he's Catholic.

Posted by: prescient11 at December 04, 2013 09:43 AM (tVTLU)

121 One question: Mark, will you vote to repeal Obamacare? And I just loooooove this guy presuming he's been forgiven by God.

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 04, 2013 09:43 AM (waJ+2)

122 "Jesus did not come to bring peace. Jesus came to take over."


********
This is accurate. Matthew 10:34

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 04, 2013 09:44 AM (pj6Nr)

123 123 Saying you're an Evangelical Christian does not make you one.

Joe Biden says he's Catholic.

Posted by: prescient11 at December 04, 2013 01:43 PM (tVTLU)


Not to mention Nancy Fuckin' Pelosi...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 04, 2013 09:44 AM (wtvvX)

124
Wonder Woman cast for Batman/Superman film. Some chick from Fast and the Furious movies:
Posted by: Eton Cox



That "some chick" is the ultra-hot Israeli girl from the movies.

Horrible choice, but she is all that.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 04, 2013 09:45 AM (kdS6q)

125 Rush played one of the JEF's soundbites, using the Pope's words on economics - attacking capitalism. /sick Some say the Pope's words were misconstrued, and vice versa, but, this was sure bad timing by the Pope, as the left will twist it to use in their next wave of "distribution of wealth" propaganda.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 04, 2013 09:45 AM (IXrOn)

126 IIRC, Pryor had an opportunity about a month ago to make amends for his     'sinful'     vote.  What did he do?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2013 09:45 AM (AX3vC)

127 Joe Biden says he's Catholic. Posted by: prescient11 Actually, he's a Cat Licker.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at December 04, 2013 09:45 AM (MhA4j)

128 123 Saying you're an Evangelical Christian does not make you one.

Joe Biden says he's Catholic.



Barry says he's Christian although he says the Muslim call to prayer is the most beautiful sound in the world. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 09:45 AM (lVPtV)

129 >>>>You are an optimist. The underlying sickness still remains. This is evident because of the fact that we reached this level of debauchery in government in the first place.>>>>

No, I'm a realist.

With the entire mass media still carrying him, Obama's is still tanking. I live in deep-blue SoCal, and so far I've heard at least ten strangers in the pharmacy and my late mother's nursing home bitching about how they voted for that bastard twice and he screwed them.

What it took was something that would personally nail all Americans. Obamacare is it.

They can't recover from it. Just watch.

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at December 04, 2013 09:45 AM (2Ln2D)

130 What it took was something that would personally nail all Americans. Obamacare is it.

They can't recover from it. Just watch.


I hope you're right, but then there are still the "true believers".

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 09:46 AM (GQ8sn)

131 I once confronted a leftist militant Atheist about why they didn't object with Democrat politicians making nakedly religious appeals for elections but they did when Republicans did it. Their response: "Well, everybody knows the Democrats are just doing it to win votes. They don't really believe it." And oddly enough this was apparently o.k. as long as it was in a good cause. I cannot make any judgement about Mark Pryor's faith but it would have been better had he just said, "I made a mistake. I am sorry and hope you won't hold it against me in the nest election." without bringing God into it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2013 09:48 AM (BC6cY)

132
I hope you're right, but then there are still the "true believers".
Posted by: EC

There aren't enough of them this go around.  Even with fraud.

Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2013 09:48 AM (HjPtV)

133 "Jesus did not come to bring peace. Jesus came to take over."


********
This is accurate. Matthew 10:34

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 04, 2013 01:44 PM (pj6Nr)

_________________________

Calm down..... it will cost us votes.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 04, 2013 09:48 AM (32Ze2)

134 36 I don't always worship the Lord or care about his Word, but when I do, you can bet it's an election year. Stay thirsty, my friends.

Posted by: Mark Pryor at December 04, 2013 01:29 PM (uvaJ1)

 

 

 

Thread winner of the Year!

Posted by: Havedash at December 04, 2013 09:48 AM (BMEZ0)

135

And there's more to Tom Cotton's bio that Ace left out.

 

Folks:

 

1) He's the son of cattle FARMERS;

2) He's middle class

3) He's a war hero, from a family of war heros

4) He's very close with Demint (I know, Flake, Toomey, Rubio, sigh) but except for specific issues they're pretty good overall still.

5) Harvard educated lawyer, top of his class

6) After paying off his school debt clerking for the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals, he VOLUNTEERED to go FIGHT

7) Went to Claremont Institute

 

Very very good candidate.

Posted by: prescient11 at December 04, 2013 09:48 AM (tVTLU)

136 I saw Fat Dumper open for Sir Mix-a-Lot back in '94.

Posted by: Humpty Hump at December 04, 2013 09:48 AM (9r3GM)

137 107 Hell, Obama himself ran all sorts of Christian-themed ads and put out matrerials targeted to Christians in 2008. There was even some sort of an "evangelicals for Obama" group as I recall. Nary a peep was heard from the Angry Secular Left. Posted by: rockmom at December 04, 2013 01:41 PM (aBlZ1) -------------------------- He also went around black churches with a guy (forget the name) who had been "cured" of homosexuality. This was during the primaries when he was trying to lure the black vote away from the Clintons. He was playing the more-Christian-than-Hillary card. But we don't hear about that. Obama constantly invokes his supposed Christian faith, more than Bush ever did. My favorite is how "my faith" led him to oppose gay marriage and then, right before fund-raising season, "my faith" led him to approve of it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 04, 2013 09:48 AM (dfYL9)

138 There aren't enough of them this go around. Even with fraud.


Sounds like a challenge for OFA and ACORN.


Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 09:48 AM (GQ8sn)

139 Heard 45 minutes before Pryor shot the ad:

"One of you get your ass to Target and buy me a shirt that looks folksy.  Like flannel or whatever these mouthbreathers around here wear.  I need these dumb hicks to relate to me, dammit."


Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 04, 2013 09:49 AM (SY2Kh)

140 Mark Prior has a better chance of resuming his baseball career than Mark Pryor has of getting re-elected.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 04, 2013 01:45 PM (OWjjx)

_____________________________

Hahahahaha.  Now that right there is funny.

Posted by: Jeff George at December 04, 2013 09:49 AM (32Ze2)

141 Hi, I'm Mark Pryor. I may have voted a gazillion times for things that have fucked up your lives, but God is ok with that and you should be too. Mark Pryor '14. Yes, Jesus Loves Me, My ACA vote Tells Me So

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 04, 2013 09:50 AM (0MVzQ)

142

Tacky adhesive:

 

I couldn't agree more.  The bullshit about guns caused the Reagan dems to really start grumbling.

 

Fucking up everyone's healthcare, 2014 is going to be interesting.

 

Why else would Dirty Harry go nuclear.  They fucking know.

Posted by: prescient11 at December 04, 2013 09:50 AM (tVTLU)

143 Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's.  Just render Pryor, the Prick.

Posted by: A. Monkey at December 04, 2013 09:50 AM (fA3u5)

144
Wonder Woman cast for Batman/Superman film.

Gal Gadot. A joooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: EC




A Wonder woman with an invisible plane and two sets of dishes....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 04, 2013 09:50 AM (kdS6q)

145 I hope you're right, but then there are still the "true believers".

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 01:46 PM (GQ8sn)




If you didn't catch my post #175 in the News Dump thread, you simply must.  Louie Nordbye, True Believer.  Bring a barf bag.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 09:50 AM (lVPtV)

146

This is the sound a politician makes when the creature in the night starts dragging him to the open closet door of Doom.

 

I could watch that scene for hours.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at December 04, 2013 09:51 AM (hLRSq)

147
And Pryor looks like a pedo too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2013 09:51 AM (caCiW)

148 Not to mention Nancy Fuckin' Pelosi... Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 04, 2013 01:44 PM (wtvvX) Oh, shit, Nancy's still fucking?

Posted by: The Chicken at December 04, 2013 09:51 AM (0FSuD)

149 This is totally different from Christine O'Donnell's video saying she was not a witch. Totes different, you guys.

Posted by: wooga at December 04, 2013 09:52 AM (z9q+b)

150 Dear Lord, please let me make this putt and I will never lie to the American people again.
 
*plop*
 
I meant three out of five.

Posted by: King Barky The First at December 04, 2013 09:52 AM (wNF3N)

151 Wonder Woman is hot, for sure, I just hope the movie doesn't overly indulge the Amazonian's man and mankind-loathing. She sounds like Betty Friedan in half the cartoons.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 04, 2013 09:52 AM (ZshNr)

152 meh.

Posted by: Patrick in Michigan at December 04, 2013 09:52 AM (OhrW4)

153 BREAKING NEWS... Senator Mark Pryor struck, killed by bolt of lightening..

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2013 09:53 AM (oFCZn)

154 God has a sense of humor, Mr. Pryor.
Also has a way of answering prayers with what you *need* not what you *want*. Wonder if Pryor will have the ability to recognize this when it happens.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2013 09:53 AM (JRmiD)

155 >>>>I hope you're right, but then there are still the "true believers".>>>>

Latino women in SoCal calling him a bastard? Black men named "Pitbull" in Detroit laughing in the face of OFA volunteers and telling them, "You take that Obamacare shit down the street, okay?"

Can you say, "sea change"?

The US is famous for them. We always skate right up to the edge of the abyss and then do a 180. Ask Rommel. We went from having no military to having the best in world history in about three years.

It took Pearl Harbor to get us off our butts for that one, but Obamacare IS Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at December 04, 2013 09:53 AM (2Ln2D)

156 I can just imagine how that conversation with him and God went... "Mike..." "My name's Mark!" "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! Mike, you DO absolutely suck..."

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 04, 2013 09:53 AM (/Crba)

157 Pope Francis has bigger fish to fry than worrying about how the Liberal media will twist his words to affect American politics.

Posted by: Y-not at December 04, 2013 09:54 AM (zDsvJ)

158 I guess if Ace is quoting an email from the lord that makes him some kind of a  prophet.  Thats something many of you  already knew, of course, having read the  'Top Top Tens" section of the site.

Posted by: MTF at December 04, 2013 09:54 AM (B5y+v)

159 124 One question: Mark, will you vote to repeal Obamacare?

And I just loooooove this guy presuming he's been forgiven by God.

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 04, 2013 01:43 PM (waJ+2)

 

 

 

Before the election - "I think it's God's will that I vote to repeal."

 

 

If re-elected - "God told me that the Messiah has come in the flesh and lives at 1600 Penn Ave.  God told me that I must obey the Messiah's every word/"

Posted by: Havedash at December 04, 2013 09:54 AM (BMEZ0)

160 "Well, everybody knows the Democrats are just doing it to win votes. They don't really believe it." Dishonesty is a virtue to the Left. Also to Muslims.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 04, 2013 09:54 AM (T0NGe)

161 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: GOD at December 04, 2013 09:55 AM (32Ze2)

162 I know we've beaten it to death, but the "I saw ____ open for ____" meme makes me laugh every time.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2013 09:55 AM (zF6Iw)

163 They can't recover from it. Just watch. When they can't win fairly, they'll cheat. And worse. Lock and load, folks, Rubicon's ahead.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 04, 2013 09:55 AM (naUcP)

164 Senator Mark Pryor struck, killed by bolt of lightening..

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2013 01:53 PM (oFCZn)

 

No, I just had a blonde streak put in and passed out from the pain of the bleach on my scalp.

Posted by: Mark Pryor at December 04, 2013 09:55 AM (+H/11)

165 As G-d is his witness, he thought turkeys could fly
...and he should know...

Posted by: lliberty at December 04, 2013 09:55 AM (rnWY5)

166 And, I should add that US Catholics do not have a track-record of voting as a bloc, unlike some other faiths. So I see no reason to fret over the Pope's remarks.

Posted by: Y-not at December 04, 2013 09:56 AM (zDsvJ)

167 Tom Cotton's bio is too good. Makes me paranoid and suspicious that it is all some long con, and Tom Cotton is a sooper sekret, genetically engineered, illuminati Manchurian candidate.

Posted by: wooga at December 04, 2013 09:56 AM (z9q+b)

168 This is whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I ammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, and what I myzled. The teleprompter needs a little work.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at December 04, 2013 09:56 AM (659DL)

169 Mark Pryor's commercial is highly offensive. Playing the "nobody's perfect" card is f'ed up in this case, since the perils of obamacare could easily be foreseen by anyone with even half a brain. You weren't simply imperfect, Mark; you were willfully ignorant and partisan. And now you want to pretend to seek the forgiveness of your constituents? I hope they hand you the drubbing you so richly deserve. F you.

Posted by: elaine at December 04, 2013 09:56 AM (GNZ0/)

170 Oh heck, I just thought of this. More video of Pryor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzqbqDW9z6E

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2013 09:57 AM (DmNpO)

171 117 ---It's called Death by 1000 cuts. The contraception mandate is one of those cuts. MARK MY WORDS: There will be a day when a church's non-profit status will be threatened if they don't do gay marriages. If gays get strict scrutiny like racial minorities, then it is inevitable. Posted by: Naes1984 at December 04, 2013 01:42 PM (zeV2E) ------------------------------------ The federal takeover of medicine will be the chief route. Not only will Christian hospitals be forced to perform abortions and euthanize people, but medical students will be forced to perform abortions to get a degree. There are already efforts in that direction. (See DiBlasio in NYC for the latest manifestation.) There are a lot of careers that will be closed to anyone who will not bow down to Caesar.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 04, 2013 09:57 AM (dfYL9)

172 Mark Pryor opens for Assistant Manager at the 7-11 after losing his sweet senate gig

Posted by: 2015 Headline at December 04, 2013 09:57 AM (32Ze2)

173 Go out and find a real job, you sniveling little prick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 04, 2013 09:57 AM (8ZskC)

174 For the record, no Southerner ever uses "ya'll" as singular. That's a myth propagated by Hollywood actors playing dumb Southern hicks.  What confuses people is when "ya'll" is used to a single person, such as my asking a buddy "How ya'll doing?".  I'm not asking about him singularly, I'm asking about him as his family (or perhaps the group he might work with, depending on the context).

Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at December 04, 2013 09:57 AM (M5Os+)

175 I saw Beaten It to Death open for Flock of Seagulls in 1982.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at December 04, 2013 09:57 AM (659DL)

176 Cotton is a baby-killer. Pryor is pro-'choice.'

Posted by: RWC at December 04, 2013 09:58 AM (fWAjv)

177 We run-run-runnin' on de Obamacare.  Ho de do! Ho de do!

Posted by: Debbie Wassermouth Shithead at December 04, 2013 09:58 AM (8ZskC)

178 There are a lot of careers that will be closed to anyone who will not bow down to Caesar.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 04, 2013 01:57 PM (dfYL9)


----


Apt analogy there...

Posted by: Brutus at December 04, 2013 09:58 AM (nELVU)

179 I predict this will fail spectacularly.

Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2013 09:59 AM (xBps2)

180 19 I object to the characterization of the Lord as a Southerner! ;-) Posted by: Y-not at December 04, 2013 01:26 PM (zDsvJ) But Ace did spell y'all correctly! Apologies if this was already noted

Posted by: tbodie at December 04, 2013 09:59 AM (Bfbpz)

181 Apt analogy there...

Posted by: Brutus at December 04, 2013 01:58 PM (nELVU)

___________________________

Et tu?

Posted by: Mark Pryor at December 04, 2013 10:00 AM (32Ze2)

182 168 I know we've beaten it to death, but the "I saw ____ open for ____" meme makes me laugh every time. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2013 01:55 PM (zF6Iw) Same here.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2013 10:00 AM (oFCZn)

183 This little creep is scared shitless that he'll have to find employment in the economy that he helped wreck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 04, 2013 10:00 AM (8ZskC)

184 Don't shot that's cotton my brother. http://tinyurl.com/lpptspr

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 04, 2013 10:01 AM (0FSuD)

185 Lord, please help these Democrats see the error of their ways. Help them realize they cannot worship a human, even a partially black progressive human from Harvard. And, Lord, please give these rascals some rest as a result of the upcoming 2014 elections. They need it. Rest and reflection.

Lord please bless all the pygmies down in Africa.

Amen.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 04, 2013 10:01 AM (OZmbA)

186 >> He writes, "I can move mountains, but even I can't get your fat dumper over 40% in the election. Y'all on your own." God would never refer to a single person as "y'all". I think you made this part up.

Posted by: Andy at December 04, 2013 10:01 AM (kJv7C)

187

When I     saw Flock of Seagull's first video, back when MTV actually had videos,    the first      words that came to my mind   were   'beaten to death'.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2013 10:01 AM (AX3vC)

188 In his next ad Pryor handles snakes while driving a monster truck over a printed copy of the Obamacare bill while getting a "3" tattoo on his shoulder while firing a handgun.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 04, 2013 10:01 AM (+lsX1)

189 Lock and load, folks, Rubicon's ahead. I prefer Explorers & Expeditions better.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 10:01 AM (p9JxP)

190 "I saw ____ open for ____" meme ....

----

.....never heard of it!!


Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 04, 2013 10:01 AM (nELVU)

191  I know we've beaten it to death, but the "I saw ____ open for ____" meme makes me laugh every time.

You think that has been beaten to death....I will tell you what has been beaten to death.....but first, you will blow me!

Posted by: The Chicken at December 04, 2013 01:58 PM (OWjjx)

________________________

What's all this "meme" talk.....

Posted by: Brian Dennehy, Handing His Shirt to Paul Anka at December 04, 2013 10:01 AM (32Ze2)

192

Spotted this over at NRO -

 

An analysis of women in China who had abortions (something that China has had lots of due to the One Child policy) discovered that those women had increased occurrances of breast cancer.  And the more abortions a woman had, the more likely it was that she also developed cancer.

 

Somehow I don't think that this is going to get a mention in the evening news.

 

http://tinyurl.com/qfvxcez

Posted by: junior at December 04, 2013 10:02 AM (UWFpX)

193 Uh, where kin I git me one o' them huntin' licenses?

Posted by: Mark Pryor, (D)ead Senator Walking at December 04, 2013 10:02 AM (8ZskC)

194 Mark Pryor '14 - Jesus Wants You To Vote For Me Cause Forgiveness or Something

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 04, 2013 10:02 AM (0MVzQ)

195 He should have chosen a Bible that looked used.

Posted by: Caliban at December 04, 2013 10:03 AM (DrC22)

196 Talk about some seriously big hair - http://tinyurl.com/lgvfxzf

One or two of the commenters knows MWR - 'spiders got to live somwhere.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 04, 2013 10:03 AM (66xMn)

197 What's all this "meme" talk..... Posted by: Brian Dennehy, Handing His Shirt to Paul Anka at December 04, 2013 02:01 PM (32Ze2) Squirt.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 04, 2013 10:04 AM (659DL)

198 Co-opting the other side's messaging can work for us, too. Repubs can work to solve Income Inequality by supporting Affordable Energy (ie coal, oil, and natural gas).

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 04, 2013 10:04 AM (ZPrif)

199 I thought Jesus did the landscaping?

Posted by: Mark Pryor at December 04, 2013 10:04 AM (32Ze2)

200 It took Pearl Harbor to get us off our butts for that one, but Obamacare IS Pearl Harbor.


Like I said, I hope you're right.


I've about had it with democrats.  All of them.


Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 10:04 AM (GQ8sn)

201 199 "I saw ____ open for ____" meme .... ---- .....never heard of it!! Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 04, 2013 02:01 PM (nELVU) --- Keep fucking that chicken, Charlie.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 04, 2013 10:05 AM (/Crba)

202 I know we've beaten it to death, but the "I saw ____ open for ____" meme makes me laugh every time. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2013 01:55 PM (zF6Iw) Same here. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis I saw Same Here open for Johnny Cash in Bakersfield in '76.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 10:05 AM (p9JxP)

203 65 Oh - just had a thought. Who's running against Pryor? Put an ad together: First, show Pryor affirming his "faith." Cut to: Dems booing the name of God at the convention. Mix the two so the boos drown out Pryor's voice. Tag line: Mark Pryor says he believes in God. Does his party know? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2013 01:33 PM Best suggestion ever. Seriously, Cotton should do this.

Posted by: elaine at December 04, 2013 10:05 AM (GNZ0/)

204 There are a lot of careers that will be closed to anyone who will not bow down to Caesar.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 04, 2013 01:57 PM (dfYL9)

 

Persecution of Christians is the norm throughout the world. Our problem as American Christians is we thought we would always be somehow exempt.

 

At the risk of sounding primitive and simplistic, we live on a fallen world. The Devil owns this place. He could not have tempted Christ with the kingdoms of this earth if they were not his to give.

Posted by: troyriser at December 04, 2013 10:05 AM (O66NZ)

205 Mark Pryor '14 - I Pray Jesus Will Prevent Me From Fucking All Y'all Over Yet Agin

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 04, 2013 10:05 AM (0MVzQ)

206 197 In his next ad Pryor handles snakes while driving a monster truck over a printed copy of the Obamacare bill while getting a "3" tattoo on his shoulder while firing a handgun. With Lynyrd Skynyrd playing in the background.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 04, 2013 10:05 AM (7ObY1)

207 209 I thought Jesus did the landscaping? Posted by: Mark Pryor at December 04, 2013 02:04 PM (32Ze2) No man, it's Juan his brother.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 04, 2013 10:06 AM (0FSuD)

208 Posted by: troyriser at December 04, 2013 02:05 PM (O66NZ) Yes indeed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2013 10:06 AM (BC6cY)

209 I saw Dack Thrombosis open for The Cure back in '84.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 04, 2013 10:06 AM (OZmbA)

210
Future dem commercial -- Cotton hates women and their private parts, and wants to take away their birth control.


Actually that will be every dem commercial next year.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2013 10:06 AM (caCiW)

211 Yikes. I just notice that my latest poll numbers are lower than my jowls.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at December 04, 2013 10:07 AM (8ZskC)

212 Keep fucking that chicken, Charlie.

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EN FEUGO!!!!!!

Posted by: The Man who Socks The Man Who Shouts "EN FEUGO!!!!" at December 04, 2013 10:07 AM (nELVU)

213 Repubs can work to solve Income Inequality by supporting Affordable Energy (ie coal, oil, and natural gas). Look, I know you guys think jobs lower poverty, but the greatest poverty fighting tool is food stamps. And identity theft.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at December 04, 2013 10:07 AM (659DL)

214 troyriser at December 04, 2013 02:05 PM (O66NZ)

My pastor said something similar about persecution of Christians.  His way of explaining it was "Historically Christians have always been persecuted.  The time we live, and the country we live in, has been a short exemption"

Posted by: GMan at December 04, 2013 10:07 AM (sxq57)

215 I thought Jesus did the landscaping? Posted by: Mark Pryor at December 04, 2013 02:04 PM (32Ze2) No man, it's Juan his brother. Well played Hay Soose. Well played.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 10:07 AM (p9JxP)

216 Just saw that DogTV thing in the sidebar. Sounds great, Food Network could really use some competition.

Posted by: Barky O at December 04, 2013 10:08 AM (NOVW3)

217 216 197 In his next ad Pryor handles snakes while driving a monster truck over a printed copy of the Obamacare bill while getting a "3" tattoo on his shoulder while firing a handgun. With Lynyrd Skynyrd playing in the background. --- And be a simple kind of man Oh be something you love and understand Baby be a simple kind of man Oh won't you do this for me son if you can?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 04, 2013 10:08 AM (/Crba)

218 I wanna see the guy actively lead the fight for repeal. Every interview. Every time he speaks from the well of the senate. Every franked flier he sends to his constituents. Every time he sees a camera. Bumper stickers all over his car. Repeal button on his coat lapel. Repeal tattooed onto his forehead. Repeal shaved into his dog's furry coat. His kids and grandkids all wearing repeal t-shirts 24/7/365. His name as lead sponsor on a repeal bill. It will never happen. Anything less than this, no dice. I wanna see him parading around people that have had their insurance cancelled telling their sob stories. Then I wanna see him sobbing and down on his knees Jimmy Swaggart style crying "Oh Lord how I have offended thee!" It will never happen. But good try, thanks for playing.

Posted by: Buckeye Katie at December 04, 2013 10:08 AM (1M/xn)

219 Every time the Wendy's commercial with the girl ringing a guy's doorbell plays, my dogs get up barking and run to the front door. Every.damn.time.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 04, 2013 10:09 AM (bCEmE)

220 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2013 01:33 PM I suggest sending it over to the Cotton campaign. Anyone who is a Christian-even the ones who vote Democratic (and I did for many years) ought to have been appalled at the booing of God at the DNC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2013 10:09 AM (BC6cY)

221 Are you f'kin serious? This isn't him parodying transparently dishonest and pandering political adds?? It works WAY better that way.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 04, 2013 10:09 AM (D1w3d)

222 168 I know we've beaten it to death, but the "I saw ____ open for ____" meme makes me laugh every time.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2013


Sink me!  I find it a dreadful bore.  "They open here, they open there, they seem to open everywhere..' 

Posted by: Percy at December 04, 2013 10:09 AM (HjPtV)

223 But Jesus said, "let he who is without hypocrisy cast the first stone."

Posted by: Mark Pryor, (D)ead Senator Walking at December 04, 2013 10:09 AM (8ZskC)

224 225 I thought Jesus did the landscaping? Posted by: Mark Pryor at December 04, 2013 02:04 PM (32Ze2) No man, it's Juan his brother. Well played Hay Soose. Well played. --- Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Posted by: Jesus Quintana at December 04, 2013 10:09 AM (/Crba)

225

Good New!  A judge has ruled that Obama's Uncle Drunkle gets to stay in the country!

What's funny is that Obama claims to have never met him.  Drunkle says that Obama stayed with him during a portion of the '80's.....Who do I believe?  An elderly man with a pickled brain, multiple DUIs, and living off the government teat or Obama?  Drunkle 2016!

Posted by: Cheri at December 04, 2013 10:10 AM (G+Wff)

226 Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 04, 2013 02:08 PM (/Crba)

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I was thinking "ooo-ooo that smell..... cantcha smell that smell..."

Posted by: fixerupper at December 04, 2013 10:10 AM (nELVU)

227 Best suggestion ever. Seriously, Cotton should do this. Nope--simple white text on black screen: Mark Pryor was the deciding vote in favor of Obamacare. "I'm Tom Cotton and I approved this message."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at December 04, 2013 10:10 AM (659DL)

228 214 ---troyriser--- Well said.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 04, 2013 10:10 AM (dfYL9)

229 You know who this benefits?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2013 10:10 AM (zF6Iw)

230 Keep fucking that chicken, Charlie.

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EN FEUGO!!!!!!

Posted by: The Man who Socks The Man Who Shouts "EN FEUGO!!!!" at December 04, 2013 02:07 PM (nELVU)

___________________________

MATT DAMON

Posted by: MATT DAMON at December 04, 2013 10:10 AM (32Ze2)

231

I wanna see the guy actively lead the fight for repeal. Every interview. Every time he speaks from the well of the senate. Every franked flier he sends to his constituents. Every time he sees a camera.

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He could have done that about five weeks ago, so it seems his 'conversion' is very recent.  Probably as recent as his latest polling.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2013 10:11 AM (AX3vC)

232 237 Best suggestion ever. Seriously, Cotton should do this. Nope--simple white text on black screen: Mark Pryor was the deciding vote in favor of Obamacare. "I'm Tom Cotton and I approved this message." --- Remind them that they sent home Blanche Lincoln, a MUCH MORE POPULAR Senator, for doing the same thing as this jagoff.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 04, 2013 10:11 AM (/Crba)

233 frist

Posted by: flounder at December 04, 2013 10:11 AM (Kkt/i)

234 Not to nitpick, but  "Y'all on your own" is not grammatically correct.  It should be "Y'all'r on your own".

Posted by: Marmo at December 04, 2013 10:11 AM (QW+AD)

235 With Lynyrd Skynyrd playing in the background. The Skynyrd boys are definitively feloow morons.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at December 04, 2013 10:11 AM (659DL)

236 His message comes from so deep inside it's on cue cards.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 04, 2013 10:11 AM (D1w3d)

237 how many times have I referred to that passage where J tells the rich young man (I am paraphrasing) "if you would be perfect, give away what you own to the poor and take up your cross and follow me."

Is that any different from what the Dems/Libs/leftists want?(Except that with them it's more "from each according to his ability, to each according to his need.") Will the EPA bureaucrats be happy if they don't make the environment perfect and the rest us of impoverished?

I don't doubt for a moment that Dems and Libs have no problem believing in Social Gospel Jesus.

Posted by: Mallfly at December 04, 2013 10:12 AM (bJm7W)

238

Sink me! I find it a dreadful bore. "They open here, they open there, they seem to open everywhere..'

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Heh

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2013 10:12 AM (AX3vC)

239 In his next ad Pryor handles snakes while driving a monster truck over a printed copy of the Obamacare bill while getting a "3" tattoo on his shoulder while firing a handgun. LOL. You forgot the flag. He has to be waving a flag. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2013 10:12 AM (BC6cY)

240 244 Not to nitpick, but "Y'all on your own" is not grammatically correct. It should be "Y'all'r on your own". Unless you are from TN, where it is "you'ens are on your own"

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 04, 2013 10:13 AM (0FSuD)

241 Y'all got nuthin' on me.

Posted by: Lace Wigs at December 04, 2013 10:13 AM (oFCZn)

242

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2013 01:33 PM


I suggest sending it over to the Cotton campaign.

Anyone who is a Christian-even the ones who vote Democratic (and I did for many years) ought to have been appalled at the booing of God at the DNC.

 

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2013 02:09 PM (BC6cY)

 

Thanks for the thoughts, but I don't know how they'd feel about out of state damnyankee suggestions.  But one of you Morons in state, please feel free to forward it with my blessings.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2013 10:14 AM (zF6Iw)

243 #250 Nip Sip

Now that is funny!  I Lol'ed.

Posted by: Marmo at December 04, 2013 10:14 AM (QW+AD)

244 Persecution of Christians is the norm throughout the world. Our problem as American Christians is we thought we would always be somehow exempt. At the risk of sounding primitive and simplistic, we live on a fallen world. The Devil owns this place. He could not have tempted Christ with the kingdoms of this earth if they were not his to give. Posted by: troyriser at December 04, 2013 02:05 PM (O66NZ)
o.0 Eventually, sir, I am going to end up mailing you a twenty-pound smoked honey ham for these truthbombs you sling about like longbow arrows in a battlefield full of crossbows.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 04, 2013 10:14 AM (aG1g8)

245 This is an expression of genuine faith, you wingnuts.  In fact, the first words out of his mouth when he saw the latest polling was JEEEEZUS CHRIST!!!

Posted by: Hairy Reed at December 04, 2013 10:15 AM (8ZskC)

246 Not to nitpick, but "Y'all on your own" is not grammatically correct. It should be "Y'all'r on your own". Still not grammatically correct. Y'all is plural. 2 to 3. All y'all - 4 or more. Fuck you. Fuck y'all. Fuck all y'all.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 10:15 AM (p9JxP)

247  In his next ad Pryor handles snakes while driving a monster truck over a printed copy of the Obamacare bill while getting a "3" tattoo on his shoulder while firing a handgun.

LOL. You forgot the flag. He has to be waving a flag. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2013 02:12 PM (BC6cY)

______________________________

Old Glory will be flying from the bed of the Monster Truck!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 04, 2013 10:15 AM (32Ze2)

248 Forgive me for stabbing you.

( Stab )

Jesus said you should forgive me.

( Stab )

C'mon! Be a gud kristian.

( Stab )

Posted by: The Kristian Left [/i] [/b] at December 04, 2013 10:15 AM (uCNam)

249 I coulda been somebody here! I coulda been a contender!

Posted by: I think I'm going to kill myself at December 04, 2013 10:17 AM (oFCZn)

250 Old Glory will be flying from the bed of the Monster Truck!

 

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 04, 2013 02:15 PM (32Ze2)

 

Nah, he'll be flying the Stars and Bars.  And dragging a black man behind the truck.

 

'cuz that's what you sister-fuckers do every Saturday night, right?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2013 10:17 AM (zF6Iw)

251 247 --- Jesus tells that rich young man to sell all he has and give the money to the poor. Y'no, what St. Francis of Assisi did. Jesus did NOT say to take by force what his neighbor has and give it to the poor. One is redemptive charity, the other is theft.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 04, 2013 10:17 AM (dfYL9)

252  Forgive me for stabbing you.

( Stab )

Jesus said you should forgive me.

( Stab )

C'mon! Be a gud kristian.

( Stab )

Posted by: The Kristian Left at December 04, 2013 02:15 PM (uCNam)

_________________________________

BLAM!  BLAM BLAM BLAM!

You forgive me?

BLAM!

...........

BLAM!

Posted by: Christian with a Conceal Carry Permit at December 04, 2013 10:17 AM (32Ze2)

253
Yup.


"All Y'all" is definately pluraler than "y'all".

Posted by: fixerupper at December 04, 2013 10:17 AM (nELVU)

254 Here Jesus, hold my beer while I bitch slap that baby killing Pryor and punt Huckabee!! in the pussy........

Posted by: HardyBrooks at December 04, 2013 10:18 AM (153Cm)

255 "Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for you are as graves which appear not, and the men that walk over them are not aware of them." Then answered one of the lawyers, and said to him, "Master, thus saying you reproach us also." And he said, "Woe to you also, you lawyers! for you lade men with burdens grievous to be borne, and you yourselves touch not the burdens with one of your fingers." --Luke 11:44-46 Jesus talking to Mark Pryor, University of Arkansas School of Law, 1988.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 04, 2013 10:18 AM (T0NGe)

256 o/t if you haven't seen it yet over at thegatewaypundit, etc CONFIRMED: Obama WH Turned Down Offer to Build O-Care Website for Free – Blew a $1 Billion Instead Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) told Bill Hemmer on America’s Newsroom today that an internet giant offered to build the Obamacare website for free. This was confirmed during testimony today before a Congressional committee. Issa, the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee Chairman, said the Obama White House turned down the offer. Had to money launder more votes via cronyism. How foolish for that "internet giant" company to think this was anything about health care.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 04, 2013 10:18 AM (IXrOn)

257 In his next ad Pryor handles snakes while driving a monster truck over a printed copy of the Obamacare bill while getting a "3" tattoo on his shoulder while firing a handgun. LOL. You forgot the flag. He has to be waving a flag. :^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2013 02:12 PM (BC6cY) ______________________________ Old Glory will be flying from the bed of the Monster Truck! Posted by: Truck Monkey Stars & Bars.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 10:18 AM (p9JxP)

258 @253 And so true. That 'ens stuff comes from the old English and Scottish mountain people in TN. You sometimes also hear it on the Outer Banks of NC.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 04, 2013 10:19 AM (0FSuD)

259 Speaking of stabbing and murder.  Down in Tampa Florida the daughter who helped kill her mother by doing things like injecting her with bleach and stabbing.  She is set to be released from prison.  She was all of 15 when she helped murder her mother.

http://tinyurl.com/m44ojjo

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 04, 2013 10:19 AM (66xMn)

260 I started saying y'all about thirty minutes after moving to NC.  Nobody said nuthin' till I went home to visit the folks.

Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2013 10:20 AM (HjPtV)

261 Nah, he'll be flying the Stars and Bars. And dragging a black man behind the truck. 'cuz that's what you sister-fuckers do every Saturday night, right? And your point?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 04, 2013 10:20 AM (0FSuD)

262 266 o/t if you haven't seen it yet over at thegatewaypundit, etc CONFIRMED: Obama WH Turned Down Offer to Build O-Care Website for Free – Blew a $1 Billion Instead Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) told Bill Hemmer on America’s Newsroom today that an internet giant offered to build the Obamacare website for free. This was confirmed during testimony today before a Congressional committee. Issa, the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee Chairman, said the Obama White House turned down the offer. Had to money launder more votes via cronyism. How foolish for that "internet giant" company to think this was anything about health care. --- *slow clap* No wonder they were trying to bury any and all documentation about the website, the lack of bidding process, and any problems therein.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 04, 2013 10:20 AM (/Crba)

263 Holy crap. The only thing that would give this guy any more possible kudos was if he was in Easy Co in the 506th.

Posted by: Scott M at December 04, 2013 10:20 AM (AdBfq)

264 Nah, he'll be flying the Stars and Bars. And dragging a black man behind the truck. 'cuz that's what you sister-fuckers do every Saturday night, right? Sundays after church & before supper.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 10:20 AM (p9JxP)

265 I started saying y'all about thirty minutes after moving to NC. Nobody said nuthin' till I went home to visit the folks. *** Have you started referring to all colas/sodas as "Coke"?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2013 10:20 AM (DmNpO)

266 Boy, your soul better belong to Jesus because your ass belongs to ME! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Dave Mustaine at December 04, 2013 10:21 AM (/Crba)

267 3 HYMN 43 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_LF9NFKPlo Posted by: Jethro Tull at December 04, 2013 01:23 PM (to+9k) That was the first thing that popped into my mind when I read the post. Is that you Ian?

Posted by: The King at December 04, 2013 10:21 AM (d3clc)

268 Had to money launder more votes via cronyism. How foolish for that "internet giant" company to think this was anything about health care. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 04, 2013 02:18 PM (IXrOn)
For the briefest of moments, I was shocked senseless. Then I realized I oughtn't be shocked at all.
I mean, why save when you can spend, right? It's just logical.
I don't even get a headache from this stuff anymore. It's all just so painfully common, I think I have grown inured to it.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 04, 2013 10:21 AM (aG1g8)

269 274 Nah, he'll be flying the Stars and Bars. And dragging a black man behind the truck. 'cuz that's what you sister-fuckers do every Saturday night, right? Sundays after church & before supper. --- Rhett, what have I told you about washin' up after weekly cross-burnin'?

Posted by: The Waco Kid at December 04, 2013 10:21 AM (/Crba)

270 CONFIRMED: Obama WH Turned Down Offer to Build O-Care Website for Free – Blew a $1 Billion Instead


Which company?


Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 10:22 AM (GQ8sn)

271 Anyone who is a Christian-even the ones who vote Democratic (and I did for many years) ought to have been appalled at the booing of God at the DNC.
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Remember what they said at the time, "They weren't booing God, they were booing the rigged process that wasn't letting them vote. Of course they love God, they just wanted the proper procedure followed."

Um, yeah.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 04, 2013 10:22 AM (VjL9S)

272 I actually hope and pray that Mark Pryor has faith for his sake.  But faith without acts is pretty puny stuff when you are one of the most powerful people in the U.S.   The Pharisees had faith, absolute and complete, yet, the corruption of their acts condemned them as wanting.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 04, 2013 10:22 AM (kXoT0)

273 264 Here Jesus, hold my beer while I bitch slap that baby killing Pryor and punt Huckabee!! in the pussy........ Posted by: HardyBrooks at December 04, 2013 02:18 PM (153Cm) And now that you've done that give this beer to the poor.

Posted by: Jesus at December 04, 2013 10:22 AM (oFCZn)

274 I  learned from a co-worker from the South that "damn" is a three-syllable word.  Pronounced  da-yum-uh.

Posted by: Marmo at December 04, 2013 10:22 AM (QW+AD)

275 Have you started referring to all colas/sodas as "Coke"? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2013 02:20 PM (DmNpO) Well, of course, unless you need a Nehi or a Pepper.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 04, 2013 10:22 AM (0FSuD)

276 Had to money launder more votes via cronyism. How foolish for that "internet giant" company to think this was anything about health care. Posted by: artisanal 'ette

Yes, that and with money there are few, if any, questions about where the applicants' personal and financial data wind up.

Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2013 10:23 AM (HjPtV)

277 Foxholes and faith, assembly required

Posted by: thunderb at December 04, 2013 10:23 AM (EJOqh)

278
255 lol

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2013 10:23 AM (caCiW)

279 I learned from a co-worker from the South that "damn" is a three-syllable word. Pronounced da-yum-uh. Posted by: Marmo at December 04, 2013 02:22 PM (QW+AD)
It's true. My mother always pronounced it thus, still does. She's lost most of her Southern accent living in the Midwest for so long o_O but in pronouncing certain words, you can still hear it.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 04, 2013 10:24 AM (aG1g8)

280 Wasn't Michelle Obama's pal from the company that built the website? Is there anything that will stick to the Teflon President?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2013 10:24 AM (BC6cY)

281
"An analysis of women in China who had abortions (something that China has had lots of due to the One Child policy) discovered that those women had increased occurrances of breast cancer. And the more abortions a woman had, the more likely it was that she also developed cancer."

I used to work in the area of breast cancer research. It's long been known that a woman having her first child in her mid- to late 30s significantly increases the risk that she will develop an early onset breast cancer. The risk is averted by carrying a child to term in one's 20s. I'd have to see the numbers, but I suspect that the women who are having numerous abortions are also deferring childbearing, which would explain at least some of the increase.

However, if the population includes a significant number of women who carried a child to term in their 20s, then had a number of abortions, that would be news. But then, I'd expect to see a similar pattern in Russia, where abortion has long been the principal form of birth control.

Posted by: Brown Line at December 04, 2013 10:24 AM (VrNoa)

282 290 Wasn't Michelle Obama's pal from the company that built the website?

Is there anything that will stick to the Teflon President?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2013 02:24 PM (BC6cY)



Well, my love juice sticks for at least a while.

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 04, 2013 10:25 AM (OZmbA)

283 Now wouldn't it be a laugh if the internet giant who offered to build the Obamacare website was Amazon?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2013 10:25 AM (BC6cY)

284 Have you started referring to all colas/sodas as "Coke"? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2013 02:20 PM (DmNpO) Well, of course, unless you need a Nehi or a Pepper. RC Cola, a Moon Pie & a red soady water! You're in tall cotton there!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 10:25 AM (p9JxP)

285 So we're looking at four pickups outright, then. If Landrieu can be beaten back and we avoid a runoff there, that's 5. Then the GOP has to win just one of IA MI NC AK CO OR MN NH. Why, it looks almost doable.

Posted by: CAC at December 04, 2013 10:25 AM (fv5zq)

286 Forgive me for stabbing you.( Stab )Jesus said you should forgive me.( Stab )C'mon! Be a gud kristian.( Stab ) Posted by: The Kristian Left at December 04, 2013 02:15 PM (uCNam) /looks at the sword collection on his wall, and the Fencing trophies... Well.... Jesus did say 'sell your cloak, buy a sword'.... so... please... bring it...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2013 10:26 AM (lZBBB)

287 Posted by: Reggie Love at December 04, 2013 02:25 PM (OZmbA) That was more info than I needed, Reggie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2013 10:26 AM (BC6cY)

288 Okay, at least I know "Christian with a concealed carry permit" ain't from the Border South. No real hillbilly would need to burn up that much ammo

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at December 04, 2013 10:26 AM (49drt)

289 Now wouldn't it be a laugh if the internet giant who offered to build the Obamacare website was Amazon?

I heard it was Brazzers.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 04, 2013 10:27 AM (+lsX1)

290 But never underestimate the paranormal ability of the GOP to lose.

Posted by: CAC at December 04, 2013 10:27 AM (fv5zq)

291 I saw IA MI NC AK CO OR MN NH open for INXS, Shea's Buffalo Theater, 1987

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 04, 2013 10:27 AM (7ObY1)

292 So we're looking at four pickups outright, then. If Landrieu can be beaten back and we avoid a runoff there, that's 5. Then the GOP has to win just one of IA MI NC AK CO OR MN NH. Why, it looks almost doable. Posted by: CAC at December 04, 2013 02:25 PM (fv5zq)
Leave it to us, good sir, we've got this thing cold.

Posted by: The GoP at Large at December 04, 2013 10:27 AM (aG1g8)

293 I'd make a video with a sepia tinted country road, with a old hound slowly walking down the road, away from the viewer. CG tint the hound blue. Overlay in text or voice various short messages.

Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2013 10:28 AM (DZ9ke)

294 299 Now wouldn't it be a laugh if the internet giant who offered to build the Obamacare website was Amazon? I heard it was Brazzers. --- Maybe it was Apple. Didn't Steve Jobs attempt to tell Barry how to keep from fucking things up before he died?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 04, 2013 10:28 AM (/Crba)

295 "295 So we're looking at four pickups outright, then. If Landrieu can be beaten back and we avoid a runoff there, that's 5. Then the GOP has to win just one of IA MI NC AK CO OR MN NH. Why, it looks almost doable." Get ready for candidate questions from "journalists" like "If your daughter was gang-raped by a bunch of AIDS infected al-Qaieda members, would you FORCE her to raise that baby as her own?" The proper response to such inquiries should be: "Unlike my opponent, I don't constantly fantasize about my daughter being raped and the possible reactions I might have."

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 04, 2013 10:28 AM (zeV2E)

296 @294 Don't forget Cheerwine!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 04, 2013 10:29 AM (0FSuD)

297 Nah, he'll be flying the Stars and Bars. And dragging a black man behind the truck. 'cuz that's what you sister-fuckers do every Saturday night, right? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2013 02:17 PM (zF6Iw) Better to drag a screaming anti-fracker down the road at full speed. haha http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/canada/archives/2013/12/20131202-141856.html video at link it's laugh out loud hearing her scream

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 04, 2013 10:29 AM (IXrOn)

298 Leave it to us, good sir, we've got this thing cold. Posted by: The GoP at Large at December 04, 2013 02:27 PM (aG1g Haa haaa haaaaaaaaa

Posted by: Amnesty at December 04, 2013 10:29 AM (lZBBB)

299 I learned from a co-worker from the South that "damn" is a three-syllable word. Pronounced da-yum-uh. Posted by: Marmo at December 04, 2013 02:22 PM (QW+AD) It's twoo. When I lived in the South, my name was pronounced "Bee-yul."

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 04, 2013 10:29 AM (7ObY1)

300 RC Cola, a Moon Pie & a red soady water!
You're in tall cotton there!

 

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 02:25 PM (p9JxP)

 

Our idea of high class livin'

Is sittin' on the porch on a cool night -

Our champagne and caviar

Is an RC  Cola and a Moon Pie!

 

- Lifestyles Of  the Not So Rich and Famous, Tracy Byrd

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2013 10:29 AM (zF6Iw)

301 Have you started referring to all colas/sodas as "Coke"? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

I live in Mountain Dew Country.  20s and 2 liters.  "Y'all out of Mountain Dew?  I can't believe it!" 

Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2013 10:29 AM (HjPtV)

302 Now wouldn't it be a laugh if the internet giant who offered to build the Obamacare website was Amazon? I heard it was Brazzers. *** The Dems didn't actually refuse their offer but made a counter-offer that didn't fly. They wanted a Dems-Gone-Wild vid featuring DWS and Mikulski and Brazzers said "No deal!"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2013 10:29 AM (DmNpO)

303 And now I'm gonna pray for you, boys; i'm gonna pray for you real good. I'll knock my own teeth out first if it keeps me in DC.

Posted by: Mark Pryor, tryin' too hard at December 04, 2013 10:29 AM (49drt)

304 I heard it was Brazzers. Wow, I might have trusted those guys with my personal info.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 04, 2013 10:29 AM (99dlI)

305 In Pryor's defense: Despite voting for Obama's atheistic/nihilistic policies about 80% of the time in the Senate, he apparently is telling the truth about being a Christian: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Pryor#Religious_views "Pryor is Christian.[23] He was featured in the 2008 Bill Maher documentary Religulous, in which he tells Maher that he could believe in Young Earth creationism,[24] yet he also sees evolution as a feasible idea.[25] He states at the beginning of the interview that he is an Evangelical Christian. He also states that he believes in the Rapture, and that "You don't need to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate".[26] According to author Jeff Sharlet, Pryor is affiliated with a political organization called the Family. Sharlet quoted Pryor as stating that through the Family he "had learned that the separation of church and state was a sort of secular exaggeration" and that "Jesus did not come to bring peace. Jesus came to take over."[27]" ----- How he squares those beliefs with his devotion to the Democratic creeds is anyone's guess.

Posted by: zombie at December 04, 2013 10:30 AM (+cx5n)

306 It's almost as if Pryor is saying: "Hey God is my compass ya bunch of mouth-breathin' bible-thumpers so if you have a problem with Obamacare you should take it up with him....Also I think your a bunch of functional retards which is why I lied to you the first time and why I am lying to you again with full expectation of getting away with it, empirical evidence to the contrary be damned. So...do you love me back?"

Posted by: MajorMojo at December 04, 2013 10:30 AM (CB+PM)

307 We will deliver NC absent the Baptist getting pissed off when their leader loses in the primary.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 04, 2013 10:30 AM (0FSuD)

308 So does "Moths" by Jethro Tull sound a lot like "Solsbury Hill" by Peter Gabriel ?

Posted by: Frankie Goes To Vinyl at December 04, 2013 10:30 AM (e8kgV)

309 "Unlike my opponent, I don't constantly fantasize about my daughter being raped, IÂ’m worried about her losing her health insurance because of Obamacare, which my opponent supported." Fix it.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at December 04, 2013 10:31 AM (QF8uk)

310 Now wouldn't it be a laugh if the internet giant who offered to build the Obamacare website was Amazon? *** Amazon, perhaps. I kinda doubt it would have been eBay. Really. Think about it. On certain days, eBay can have as many as 10M visitors. When is the last time eBay crashed? And, it is more complicated than Amazon.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2013 10:31 AM (DmNpO)

311 I picked up "y'all" to replace my "youse guys" pretty quickly when I moved here to Texan. The one thing I can't bring myself to say though, is, "fixin' to". "Fixin" will never mean anything but repairing to me.

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 04, 2013 10:31 AM (4Vr+0)

312 Dangit! I thought the video clip of The End was pretty appropriate.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2013 10:32 AM (DmNpO)

313

How he squares those beliefs with his devotion to the Democratic creeds is anyone's guess.

-

The democrat     party is a competing religion - one cannot serve two masters.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2013 10:32 AM (AX3vC)

314 Remember, they brought in these companies to "fix" it after the train wreck: Oracle, Google and Red Hat

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 04, 2013 10:32 AM (IXrOn)

315 Really. Think about it. On certain days, eBay can have as many as 10M visitors. When is the last time eBay crashed? And, it is more complicated than Amazon.


eBay doesn't stream video or music or offer cloud service.  I would say Amazon has more complexity. 

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 10:32 AM (GQ8sn)

316 Happy Hours to support Obamacare? Really?

Posted by: USA at December 04, 2013 10:33 AM (VIaw0)

317 295 ---Then the GOP has to win just one of IA MI NC AK CO OR MN NH. Posted by: CAC at December 04, 2013 02:25 PM (fv5zq) --------------------------- You keep forgetting VA. If you can put MI and OR on that list of (remote) possibilities, you might as well add VA.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 04, 2013 10:33 AM (dfYL9)

318 "So does "Moths" by Jethro Tull sound a lot like "Solsbury Hill" by Peter Gabriel ?" Not to my ear; but then, I have "ears of tin." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm6KNFGQnM

Posted by: lawdvd at December 04, 2013 10:33 AM (d3clc)

319 Amazon, perhaps. I kinda doubt it would have been eBay. Not a chance. The president of Ebay ran for the Senate as a Republican.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 04, 2013 10:33 AM (0FSuD)

320 Seriously, fuck this guy.  His ads have pissed me off so much.  He voted for a shit sandwich against the will of the state and then he has the nerve to fucking Obama it up by saying that it is actually good for the state.

Posted by: notsomsm at December 04, 2013 10:34 AM (/sbgO)

321 I picked up "y'all" to replace my "youse guys" pretty quickly when I moved here to Texan. The one thing I can't bring myself to say though, is, "fixin' to". "Fixin" will never mean anything but repairing to me. I'll say it, but I won't type/write it. Not like I do with y'all.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 10:34 AM (p9JxP)

322 Not a chance. The president of Ebay ran for the Senate as a Republican. Are you on a roll, here?

Posted by: Confused Otter at December 04, 2013 10:34 AM (QF8uk)

323 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 04, 2013 02:29 PM (IXrOn) Threadworthy.... And an interesting case... by standing around his car, they are impeding his freedom of Movement, which could be construed as false imprisonment. Can you defend yourself against false imprisonment in Canada?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2013 10:35 AM (lZBBB)

324

@291 I used to work in the area of breast cancer research. It's long been known that a woman having her first child in her mid- to late 30s significantly increases the risk that she will develop an early onset breast cancer. The risk is averted by carrying a child to term in one's 20s. I'd have to see the numbers, but I suspect that the women who are having numerous abortions are also deferring childbearing, which would explain at least some of the increase.

However, if the population includes a significant number of women who carried a child to term in their 20s, then had a number of abortions, that would be news. But then, I'd expect to see a similar pattern in Russia, where abortion has long been the principal form of birth control.
----------------

 

Remember that the data comes from China, which had the One Child policy.  So I would expect that the abortions are largely either -

 

1.)  The mother already had a child and got pregnant, or

2.)  The mother found out that the fetus was female and aborted her as a result.

 

Further, as China is a non-Western nation, I suspect that women there didn't begin intentionally delaying childbirth until recently.  And you'd probably need to ignore the most recent abortions (as it otherwise wouldn't have given enough time for breast cancer to develop and be discovered).  So while I haven't looked at the data, I'd be surprised if many of the women in question had their only child after the age of 30.

 

Posted by: junior at December 04, 2013 10:36 AM (UWFpX)

325 eBay doesn't stream video or music or offer cloud service. I would say Amazon has more complexity. Amazon doesn't do split second bidding either.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 10:36 AM (p9JxP)

326 Can you defend yourself against false imprisonment in Canada?


You can't do shit in Canada.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 10:36 AM (GQ8sn)

327 As bad as this is, nothing will ever top Bill and Hillary in 1992 arranging a media photo-op of them emerging from church carrying a gigantic-ass Bible and shit-eating grins. They obviously hadn't been to church since EVER and were just trying to sucker in the rubes. Just dawned on me that the Clinton photo op was also in Arkansas. I guess phony Christianity ploys are standard campaign procedure down there.

Posted by: zombie at December 04, 2013 10:37 AM (+cx5n)

328

185: "You think that has been beaten to death....I will tell you what has been beaten to death.....but first, you will blow me!"

 

I saw You Will Blow Me open for Forced Entry at the Warfield in 91.

Posted by: Azenogoth at December 04, 2013 10:37 AM (f6ZLT)

329 Amazon doesn't do split second bidding either.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 02:36 PM (p9JxP)



Amazon maintains warehouses in al 50 states to coordinate inventory, shipping, tracking, receiving, returns, etc.


Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 10:37 AM (GQ8sn)

330 It's ya'll, dammit.

Posted by: Pablum Galore at December 04, 2013 10:37 AM (wNF3N)

331

This is from the sidebar article by Podhoretz:

 

"If the president has been reduced to defiant statements that heÂ’s not going to do something no one expects him to do, and that no one expects will happen, heÂ’s in worse shape than even Ted Cruz hopes."

 

This reinforces the underlying message in Pryor's ad.  They are frightened.  There is polling out there both formal and informal (such as constituent e-mails, letters, phone calls, and office visits) that predict a great politician-swallowing abyss is opening up.  The cheerleading by Obama and the talking points by Wasserman-Schultz are not changing reality and they actually know the full extent of the ObamaCare problem.

 

 

While I do not enjoy being along for the ride, I do enjoy looking at the smug asses who were so cock-sure of themselves before and now have to face failure head-on.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at December 04, 2013 10:37 AM (hLRSq)

332 #333 Romeo13

And the driver could have felt threatened with people swarming around his car like  that.  I would.

Posted by: Marmo at December 04, 2013 10:37 AM (QW+AD)

333 Speaking of a roll. I have two land lines. They both went out and I called in both numbers. ATT union guy, nice fellow, shows up and finds short and fixes both lines. Then he realizes he has two repair tickets, so he just sits in my driveway for another hour, calls the second number and asked if it's working, like it did an hour earlier. He then leaves. Unions suck.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 04, 2013 10:38 AM (0FSuD)

334 305 "295 So we're looking at four pickups outright, then. If Landrieu can be beaten back and we avoid a runoff there, that's 5. Then the GOP has to win just one of IA MI NC AK CO OR MN NH. Why, it looks almost doable." Get ready for candidate questions from "journalists" like "If your daughter was gang-raped by a bunch of AIDS infected al-Qaieda members, would you FORCE her to raise that baby as her own?" The proper response to such inquiries should be: "Unlike my opponent, I don't constantly fantasize about my daughter being raped and the possible reactions I might have." Posted by: Naes1984 at December 04, 2013 02:28 PM (zeV2E) Anytime the media mentions rape, you immediately go to discussing the problem of Planned Parenthood not reporting statutory rape case. Every time.

Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2013 10:38 AM (LBUCy)

335 Martin Bashir Resigns From MSNBC

Posted by: USA at December 04, 2013 10:38 AM (VIaw0)

336 Nationals traded for Fister - proof positive Barney Frank is returning to DC!

Posted by: Radical Redneck at December 04, 2013 10:39 AM (TS9aB)

337 I don't even get a headache from this stuff anymore. It's all just so painfully common, I think I have grown inured to it.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 04, 2013 02:21 PM (aG1g

 

 

-------------------------------------------------

 

 

And the slow creep to the left of the Overton Window continues.

Posted by: Soona at December 04, 2013 10:39 AM (9sMM9)

338
for these truthbombs you sling about like longbow arrows in a battlefield full of crossbows.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 04, 2013 02:14 PM (aG1g




 



Ah, shit. Here we go......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2013 10:39 AM (TIIx5)

339 Nood up!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 10:39 AM (p9JxP)

340

You can't do shit in Canada.

 

George Carlin's lesser-known follow up to "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV."

 

OK, 'rons, I'm out.  I hope to have a Marilyn Monroe story for tomorrow, but I've got early meetings, so I may not be able to post it on the morning thread.

 

Stay safe.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2013 10:39 AM (zF6Iw)

341 345 Martin Bashir Resigns From MSNBC So why are you ordering another Martini Martin? "Still trying to get that taste of shit out of my mouth".

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 04, 2013 10:40 AM (0FSuD)

342 Didn't Heinlein say something about how a good confidence man will fleece the mark like the Good Shepard will shear sheep? Repeatedly.

The sheep feels better once the weight of all that wool has been taken from it's shoulders. The mark feels good for having been defrauded when the fraudster does it correctly.

Vote Democrat, it's the only way to feel good about yourself.


Posted by: Roastem, Poachem, and Stew at December 04, 2013 10:40 AM (63ekX)

343 345 Martin Bashir Resigns From MSNBC --- Someone send him to Germany. Maybe he can pay the all-you-can-screw buffets over there to shit in his mouth since he's obsessed with that.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 04, 2013 10:40 AM (/Crba)

344 "And an interesting case... by standing around his car, they are impeding his freedom of Movement, which could be construed as false imprisonment. "

For me, today's stunner was the 'quiet title" article linked by Drudge. Some dude entered a house in Ohio, changed the locks, and refused to leave. The homeowners returned, couldn't gain entry, and are now going through the courts to get the a-hole out. There's probably more to the story then reported, but still, that wouldn't work out too well in NC.

Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2013 10:40 AM (HjPtV)

345 "345 Martin Bashir Resigns From MSNBC" It's cause I pooped and tinkled in his mouth.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 04, 2013 10:41 AM (zeV2E)

346 OT but people are tweeting about Bashir no longer with MSNBC So we have that going for us.

Posted by: cu'chulainn at December 04, 2013 10:41 AM (Vk2CC)

347 More Texanisms I've learned: "Higher than a cat's back" "Richer than ten foot up a bull's ass" "You"re in a tall cotton" "finer than frog hair" "All hat and no cattle" "Frog strangler/turd floater/cow pissing on a flat rock" for bad rain "that dog don't hunt" And I was actually agog the first time I heard someone say "dagnabbit"

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 04, 2013 10:41 AM (jlm/B)

348 Now wouldn't it be a laugh if the internet giant who offered to build the Obamacare website was Amazon?

Actually, it was a top tier Nigerian firm that makes its money distributing lottery winnings and the bank accounts of deceased cabinet members...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 04, 2013 10:42 AM (kXoT0)

349
'cuz that's what you sister-fuckers do every Saturday night, right?


 





That's downright offensive, an abomination against all that is Holy.

On the other hand, cousin-humping for us is "an average Thursday night".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2013 10:42 AM (TIIx5)

350 Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2013 02:40 PM (HjPtV) Why do they have to go through the courts... if they are the owners, he is trespassing.... just get his ass arrested. Changing locks does not change ownership. But this is Obama America... so who knows...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2013 10:44 AM (lZBBB)

351

263: "All ya'll" of "ya'll all" generally refers to unanimity of a group. That it is, if someone say asks if "Ya'll all" are doing something, he's asking if every single one, 100% of the group is going to do what he asking about.

 In the south, "you" is singular. The plural is 'ya'll', and 'all' can be used with it just like with you. A non-southerner might say "you all" or "all of you" to refer to the same unanimity condition. 

  I grew up with this of course, but I still can't see why this you/ya'll business trips up so many non-Southerners.

Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at December 04, 2013 10:44 AM (M5Os+)

352 After I saw this ad I gave $50 to Cottons campaign.

Posted by: Lurker DeLurked at December 04, 2013 10:45 AM (ePFyF)

353 356 OT but people are tweeting about Bashir no longer with MSNBC So we have that going for us. But on to matters of real importance. What happened to Greg Gutfeld's repulsive sidekick, Bill Schultz? Red Eye hasn't been the same since the sequential hermaphrodite vanished. Is he just on a long vacation? Is he coming back? Moronic minds want to know!

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 04, 2013 10:47 AM (7ObY1)

354 The only relationship that O and this guy have to the term "Christian" is when they sing YMCA at a sporting event.  He is toast.  Good riddance.

Posted by: farmersusie at December 04, 2013 10:48 AM (ydb8s)

355 357 More Texanisms I've learned: "Higher than a cat's back" "Richer than ten foot up a bull's ass" "You"re in a tall cotton" "finer than frog hair" "All hat and no cattle" "Frog strangler/turd floater/cow pissing on a flat rock" for bad rain "that dog don't hunt" My boss in Texas was half-Cajun. Between the Texas drawl and the Cajun-isms, I understood about every third word he said. The best was the time I asked him what in the hell a "ratch ear" was. I thought it was some sort of machine part. He laughed his ass off, wiped his glasses and said "Yankee boy, when I tell you to put somethin' down ratch ear, you put it down ratch ear!"

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 04, 2013 10:50 AM (7ObY1)

356 155 This is totally different from Christine O'Donnell's video saying she was not a witch. Totes different, you guys. Posted by: wooga at December 04, 2013 01:52 PM (z9q+b) "I'm not a witchÂ…" is exactly what I heard when I played the ad. I did a page search on "Christine O'Donnell" to see how many other commentors made that connection.

Posted by: AmericanGypsea at December 04, 2013 11:01 AM (PY5T+)

357

He was pollinÂ’ good last May as he made his way

To a mid-term election eve

Gonna keep that seat that his Daddy gave him

Thinkin that the rubes would just believe

 

 

That they didnÂ’t mind payinÂ’ for their neighborÂ’s health care, sayinÂ’

“Yeah we love Obama Care!”

ItÂ’d be a long hard year.

 

 

He had voted just fine down the party line

Sayin’ yes to “deem and pass”

‘Fore he knew it, he was trailin’ with the voters, who were wailin’

“Kick him out on his fat ass.”

 

 

He saw his Senate seat  flash in front of his eyes.

And he barely had time to make

A commercial so corny even his own Mommy

Said “Mark, that kinda seems fake”

 

 

Jesus take the polls

Take them from my hand

‘Cause I can’t do this on my own.

 

 

I donÂ’t want to let go

This is all that I know

DonÂ’t want to have to work on K Street

Jesus take the polls

Posted by: Carrie Undermoron at December 04, 2013 11:05 AM (Hj9yW)

358 You can practically taste the flop sweat.

Posted by: kalel666 at December 04, 2013 11:28 AM (gSqI7)

359 I hope Rep. Cotton is ready to discuss rape.  You know those questions are coming....

Posted by: Scott at December 04, 2013 11:34 AM (crMaz)

360 It's cute and kind of sweet in a retarded child kind of way that we continually anthropomorphize God. It's like calling a sea of light "Him".

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at December 04, 2013 11:52 AM (6RwsK)

361 "Professional liberals are too arrogant to compromise. In my experience, they  were also very unpleasant people on a personal level. Behind their slogans about saving the world and sharing the wealth with the common man lurked a nasty hunger for power. They'd double-cross their own mothers to get it or keep it."

- Harry S Truman, from a 1970 interview with Thomas Fleming.

Posted by: Beverly at December 04, 2013 12:25 PM (Vc6Dl)

362 If the voters fall for it, that's on them.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2013 12:40 PM (VxV3H)

363 It just occurred to me that this is probably a pretty deliberate play for AA votes The Bible is his "North Star". Get it? Because even AA might not vote for the Democrat since Obamacare is so messed up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2013 12:44 PM (BC6cY)

364 It's cute and kind of sweet in a retarded child kind of way that we continually anthropomorphize God. It's like calling a sea of light "Him".

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at December 04, 2013 03:52 PM (6RwsK)

 

We just need to take His Word for it; hence, 'Him'.  That is, unless you've seen or spoken to Him personally, of course--maybe from that high tower from which you gaze upon antlike humanity, whom you seem to view as unenlightened inferiors.

 

Humility. Ever heard of it?

Posted by: troyriser at December 04, 2013 01:07 PM (O66NZ)

365 Jesus last seen heading for Arkansas with a knotted rope and a "time to chastise the moneychangers" look in His eye...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 04, 2013 01:14 PM (XO6WW)

366 My friends, you have nothing to fear from  God-Fearing Sen. Mark Prior.

Posted by: John McCain at December 04, 2013 01:17 PM (nbGZj)

367 As an Arkansas Republican I do not appreciate the negative comments about Gov. Huckabee. He was an excellent governor. As for Pryor he is acting like the usual modern Arkansas Democrat. He votes straight liberal for four years. Then that variety tries to cover its tracks for the last two years of the term. This video is a disgraceful part of this effort. They will stoop to anything.

Posted by: Arkansas Yankee at December 04, 2013 01:46 PM (DlsJN)

368 I live in Texas but I want this guy beat like a redheaded stepchile. It wouldn't matter if his opponent is a bluetick hound or an actual raccoon. Or an armadillo.

Posted by: EROWMER at December 04, 2013 03:40 PM (OONaw)

369 For the record, no Southerner ever uses "ya'll" as singular. That's a myth propagated by Hollywood actors playing dumb Southern hicks. What confuses people is when "ya'll" is used to a single person, such as my asking a buddy "How ya'll doing?". I'm not asking about him singularly, I'm asking about him as his family (or perhaps the group he might work with, depending on the context). Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at December 04, 2013 01:57 PM (M5Os+) Very good point. That's always annoyed me when yankees screw that up trying to be all folksy.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 04, 2013 03:41 PM (Y92Nd)

370 In his next ad Pryor handles snakes while driving a monster truck over a printed copy of the Obamacare bill while getting a "3" tattoo on his shoulder while firing a handgun. LOL. You forgot the flag. He has to be waving a flag. :^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2013 02:12 PM (BC6cY) A confederate flag at that, and his car horn shoot toot Dixie like the Dukes of Hazard.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 04, 2013 03:46 PM (Y92Nd)

371 Actually, it's y'all. And it's more than one person. Like 'Y'all go home, now.'

Posted by: EROWMER at December 04, 2013 03:57 PM (OONaw)

372 No amount of invoking God can undo Pryor's vote for Obamacare. He would need a time machine for that, lol. Kick him to the curb, Arkansas!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 04, 2013 04:03 PM (KL49F)

373 Oh, and how DARE he invoke God and the Bible when his vote for Obamacare meant covering abortions?! He makes me sick and I think he's the type of person Jesus was referring to when He said "I spit you out of My mouth".

BTW, sounds like Cotton ROCKS! I'd love to have another Ivy League lawyer who's Tea Party! Just like Cruz, and with combat experience. Doesn't get any better.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 04, 2013 04:07 PM (KL49F)

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