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February 14, 2013

McConnell Leads Judd by 9 in first KY-Senate Poll
— CAC

Per Harper polling, which found McConnell at a generic 60% re-elect number and leading a generic Democrat by eleven points. With only a 35% approval rating state wide for Judd, Kentucky Democrats would probably do better with someone less liberal, vocal, and perhaps not as puffy.

Posted by: CAC at 12:30 PM | Comments (101)
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1 STOMP

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 14, 2013 12:30 PM (TIIx5)

2 Another puffy post! This one by CAC!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at February 14, 2013 12:31 PM (baL2B)

3 Maybe they should try someone with an IQ higher than a chicken salad sandwich.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 14, 2013 12:32 PM (e0xKF)

4 Stomp!

Posted by: Soona at February 14, 2013 12:32 PM (Ug9zL)

5 When Judd sees KY, she doesn't think of Kentucky

Posted by: unf-ing-beleivable at February 14, 2013 12:32 PM (EXsuU)

6 puffy stomp

Posted by: beach at February 14, 2013 12:32 PM (LpQbZ)

7 I wouldn't care to see McConnell naked, so she has that going for her.

Posted by: Roy at February 14, 2013 12:32 PM (VndSC)

8 "Ace isn't the boss of me."

---CAC

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 12:32 PM (w+Dvf)

9 New thread please. This one is stale.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 14, 2013 12:32 PM (SY2Kh)

10 Words cause our banner, victorious our day Will silence be promised as violence display The curse increased we fight the pow'r and live by it by day Our Gods awake in thunderous roars and guide The leader's hands in paths of glory to the cause

Posted by: toby928© presents another finely crafted comment at February 14, 2013 12:33 PM (QupBk)

11 ...leaving us free to think of someone who's not McConnell who wins by 1%. Or 15%

Posted by: t-bird at February 14, 2013 12:33 PM (FcR7P)

12 McConnell is an incumbent. It is damn near impossible to defeat an incumbent.

Posted by: Vic at February 14, 2013 12:33 PM (53z96)

13 Can someone update me on the Hagel vote?

Posted by: SH at February 14, 2013 12:33 PM (gmeXX)

14 Looks partyline so far.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 12:34 PM (l86i3)

15 Once again, in a sudden death cage-match duel, the Ewok and the Meatball.

Posted by: Soona at February 14, 2013 12:34 PM (Ug9zL)

16 McConnell drinks cold water. He hasn't got a chance.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at February 14, 2013 12:34 PM (w41GQ)

17 Judd spilled cold water on her t-shirt. McConnell is now only up by 3.

Posted by: Roy at February 14, 2013 12:35 PM (VndSC)

18 When Judd sees KY, she doesn't think of Kentucky

Posted by: unf-ing-beleivable at February 14, 2013 04:32 PM (EXsuU)

OMG! My co-workers are looking at me while I try to choke back tears. Oh...LMAO! This is why I come here.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 14, 2013 12:36 PM (rLMKB)

19 Madame Judd a un visage bouffi.

Posted by: Monsieur Ace at February 14, 2013 12:37 PM (LCRYB)

Graham says Hagel will be confirmed, barring a bombshell.

...Like evidence he voted with the Tea Party at some point...

Posted by: Meremortal, Indy since 2007 at February 14, 2013 12:37 PM (jTKU5)

21 Someone get CAC back on the pain meds.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 14, 2013 12:37 PM (mO9O5)

22 McConnell, our long-time minority leader, losing to a bubble-headed actress would the perfect cherry on top of this disaster sundae. And I would not care one bit.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 14, 2013 12:37 PM (ZgBZU)

23 Judd was moderate until her husband taught her to keep going left.

Posted by: Roy at February 14, 2013 12:38 PM (VndSC)

24
Minority leader of the Senate with 28 years experience in the Senate and he's leading an actress that's been in one good movie* by 9.

And this is good news?

*Heat - playing the actress you forget was in Heat

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 14, 2013 12:38 PM (kdS6q)

25 I don't think her nipples were ever puffy...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 14, 2013 12:38 PM (LRFds)

26 Don't worry, I'm sure the TEA Party will primary McConnnell because they figure ANYONE could beat the Democrat, pick a fucking moron like Murdock or Christine O'Donnell or Sharon Angle and end up losing the seat. We will then conclude that the establishment stabbed us in the back and that's why we lost.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 12:38 PM (r4dYV)

27

Kentucky Democrats would probably do better with someone less ... nekkid all over the internetz.

Posted by: Googly eyes at February 14, 2013 12:39 PM (Xv7f/)

28 So Judd is positioning herself for KY. This should be interesting.

Posted by: Soona at February 14, 2013 12:39 PM (Ug9zL)

29 Just keep working the bone, ace. Keeps the tartar off your incisors.

Posted by: joncelli at February 14, 2013 12:39 PM (RD7QR)

30 Disaster Sundae sounds like a Frank Zappa song.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 14, 2013 12:39 PM (mO9O5)

31 Hi Sean.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 14, 2013 12:39 PM (KjlbF)

32 Oh, it's CAC. Sorry about that...

Posted by: joncelli at February 14, 2013 12:39 PM (RD7QR)

33 One of you better get my boots reheeled before giving them back.

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 14, 2013 12:39 PM (VtjlW)

34 Don't worry, I'm sure the TEA Party will primary McConnnell because they figure ANYONE could beat the Democrat, pick a fucking moron like Murdock or Christine O'Donnell or Sharon Angle and end up losing the seat. We will then conclude that the establishment stabbed us in the back and that's why we lost. Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 04:38 PM (r4dYV) Thank you Mr. Rove for your input.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 12:39 PM (l86i3)

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 04:38 PM (r4dYV)

Glad you could make it, Karl....

Posted by: Meremortal, Indy since 2007 at February 14, 2013 12:40 PM (jTKU5)

36 12 McConnell is an incumbent. It is damn near impossible to defeat an incumbent.

***

Ditto that.

Posted by: Mittster at February 14, 2013 12:40 PM (Xv7f/)

37 28 So Judd is positioning herself for KY. This should be interesting.

Posted by: Soona at February 14, 2013 04:39 PM (Ug9zL)

Go on...

Posted by: joncelli at February 14, 2013 12:40 PM (RD7QR)

38 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 14, 2013 12:40 PM (8y9MW)

39
Judd spilled cold water on her t-shirt. McConnell is now only up by 3.
Posted by: Roy

Then she went "Oopsi poopsi!" in a little girl voice.

Judd now +2

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 14, 2013 12:40 PM (kdS6q)

40 Ashley will forever be Ensign Robin Lefler wearing the doofus virtual reality glasses that played the doofus disc-swallowing game in ST:TNG - and there's no way that Ensign Robin Lefler is qualified to be a Senator.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 14, 2013 12:41 PM (J8DGo)

41 Thank you Mr. Rove for your input. heh. I was trying to figure out how to work a little wicked witch of the west up. How about some fire, Strawman?

Posted by: toby928© presents another finely crafted comment at February 14, 2013 12:41 PM (QupBk)

42 Boy you gotta be fast around here....

Posted by: Meremortal, Indy since 2007 at February 14, 2013 12:41 PM (jTKU5)

43 @rollcall RT @MEPFuller: Looks like Hagel cloture will fail 57-43, with Collins, Cochran, Johanns for and Reid against (for procedural purposes).

Posted by: 80sBaby at February 14, 2013 12:41 PM (YjDyJ)

44 Boy you gotta be fast around here....

Posted by: Meremortal, Indy since 2007

or drunk as hell.

Posted by: Roy at February 14, 2013 12:41 PM (VndSC)

45 Actually, what movies other than Heat has Ashley been in?

That serial killer thing with Morgan Freeman.

Um ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 14, 2013 12:42 PM (mO9O5)

46 Roll Call says Hagel cloture will probably fail.

Posted by: joncelli at February 14, 2013 12:42 PM (RD7QR)

47 2 minute STOMP

Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 14, 2013 12:42 PM (q177U)

48 McCadaver only leads by nine? Sheesh.

Posted by: zsasz at February 14, 2013 12:42 PM (MMC8r)

49 That's no moon!

Posted by: toby wan kenobi at February 14, 2013 12:42 PM (QupBk)

50 Come on Puffy , you can do it!

Posted by: Moby at February 14, 2013 12:43 PM (AWmfW)

51 I need booze and Chinese food, Later rons.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 14, 2013 12:44 PM (l86i3)

52 Juggsy being within 9 of Bitch McConnel means she's ahead by 3 when the dead vote is tallied.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 14, 2013 12:44 PM (LRFds)

53 btw, unless a poll shows the R up at least 7 points, I consider it a loss. so as far as I see it, McConnell is only +2 on Judd

Posted by: soothsayer at February 14, 2013 12:44 PM (xIzGn)

54 The little owls on Bing today is puffy cute.

Posted by: beach at February 14, 2013 12:44 PM (LpQbZ)

55 I would suggest Ms. Judd take a strong diuretic before any campaign appearances, unless of course she is appearing as a float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Posted by: LASue at February 14, 2013 12:44 PM (gjIQF)

56 "Lamar Alexander, Jon Kyl, Mitch McConnell, Mel Martinez, Lindsey Graham, John McCain and the NRSC all endorsed Charlie Crist over Marco Rubio."

---some website

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 12:44 PM (w+Dvf)

57 So Reid didn't have the votes ... this time. Keep the pressure on boys! Make Obama suffer one defeat, and America wins in the process. Pretty good result.

Posted by: SH at February 14, 2013 12:45 PM (gmeXX)

58 or... what sven just said above

Posted by: soothsayer at February 14, 2013 12:45 PM (KeJAW)

59 46 Waterhouse,

She was also in Fried Green Taters or something...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 14, 2013 12:45 PM (LRFds)

60 46 Actually, what movies other than Heat has Ashley been in?

That serial killer thing with Morgan Freeman.

Um ...

***

She played a young Marilyn Monroe in some move the title of which I forget. Actually most the move is forgettable with the exception of the scene where Judd recreates Marilyn's famous calendar shoot. That Judd girl sure can act without her clothes on. Four thumbs up (and then down and then up and faster and faster ...)

Posted by: Roger Ewokbert at February 14, 2013 12:45 PM (Xv7f/)

61 I would suggest Ms. Judd take a strong diuretic before any campaign appearances Then she would sag. Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your puffy face.

Posted by: toby wan kenobi at February 14, 2013 12:45 PM (QupBk)

62 pick a fucking moron like Murdock or Christine O'Donnell or Sharon Angle and end up losing the seat.

Hi Dick. How's retirement? Miss sucking Obama's ass?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 14, 2013 12:45 PM (/kI1Q)

63 Israel is so f**ked.

Posted by: beach at February 14, 2013 12:45 PM (LpQbZ)

64 Actually, what movies other than Heat has Ashley been in? That serial killer thing with Morgan Freeman. Um ... Posted by: Waterhouse at February 14, 2013 04:42 PM (mO9O5) Bug. Very freaky and quite good. It's got a really happy ending!

Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 14, 2013 12:46 PM (VtjlW)

65 She was also in Fried Green Taters or something...

That was Mary Louise Parker. Or Mary Stuart Masterson.

Someone who's not an anti-child harpy, anyway.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 14, 2013 12:47 PM (/kI1Q)

66
That Judd girl sure can act without her clothes on.
Posted by: Roger Ewokber

I think it's claimed now that her nude scenes were body doubles.

So, she's a tease....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 14, 2013 12:48 PM (kdS6q)

67 Puffy Jay would poll better if she was "dating" her brother or cousin.

Posted by: Fritz at February 14, 2013 12:48 PM (UzPAd)

68 63 pick a fucking moron like Murdock or Christine O'Donnell or Sharon Angle and end up losing the seat.

Hi Dick. How's retirement? Miss sucking Obama's ass?

Republicans should control the Senate if it wasn't for morons thinking that US is 75% conservative as opposed to 55% Socialist. Half a loaf (Mike Castle) is better than no loaf (Christine Odonnell).

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 12:48 PM (r4dYV)

69 Wasn't Ashley Judd in Pretty Woman? And Runaway Bride? And Pelican Brief?

Posted by: Movie Savant at February 14, 2013 12:48 PM (Xv7f/)

70 The suspense is killing me. FNC interviewing another old worn out senator.

Posted by: Soona at February 14, 2013 12:48 PM (Ug9zL)

71 70 Movie Savant

and Hook....

Posted by: sven10077 at February 14, 2013 12:49 PM (LRFds)

72 Do we really care if POS does lose to puffy face? The spineless double talking scumweasel can go straight to hell and be violated by barbed cocked demons for a hundred years for all I care.

Posted by: third grade vocabulary at February 14, 2013 12:49 PM (GAJm6)

73 2) They always prefer moderates to conservatives. It should tell you something when the GOP establishment always, always, ALWAYS prefers the least conservative candidate. It backed Arlen Specter over Pat Toomey, David Dewhurst over Ted Cruz, Bob Bennett over Mike Lee, Trey Grayson over Rand Paul and Charlie Crist over Marco Rubio.

---Townhall

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 12:49 PM (w+Dvf)

74 Half a loaf (Mike Castle) is better than no loaf (Christine Odonnell).

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 04:48 PM (r4dYV)

You see, that's your whole problem right there...short-sighted.

Posted by: Meremortal, Indy since 2007 at February 14, 2013 12:49 PM (jTKU5)

75 Since when in McConnell not puffy? He's certainly squishy. And Judd has more chin(s). Advantage: PowerPuff Judd.

Posted by: Ali Gore (PBUH) at February 14, 2013 12:49 PM (QxhpV)

76 Half a loaf (Mike Castle) is better than no loaf (Christine Odonnell). Meh. So we lost the 47th Republican vote.

Posted by: toby wan kenobi at February 14, 2013 12:50 PM (QupBk)

77 75 meremortal,

I see Castle as a pinched loaf not half a loaf...

Posted by: sven10077 at February 14, 2013 12:51 PM (LRFds)

78 77 Half a loaf (Mike Castle) is better than no loaf (Christine Odonnell).

Meh. So we lost the 47th Republican vote.

It's not the only example and you know it.

Posted by: Naes at February 14, 2013 12:51 PM (r4dYV)

79 No joke guys, "Puffy" is being seriously pushed by many Kentucky Democrats. She's just so "Cool" and Mitch with his unfortunate neck is not. Kentuckians have never been impressed with Hollywood. In fact, the word, "hostile" comes to mind. Celebrities often wander over here believing that their status will wow all those country bumpkins, who have never *gasp* been in their awesome presence before now. Most of them don't pay enough attention to the news to realize we are knee-deep in them at least four times a year due to all of the equine events. You can't attend a dance during the spring or fall without wading through a vertiable soup of them. And at least one of these strutting peacocks will assume you live to for the honor of being invited over to pander to their egos and sex lives. Bleeek. But I digress, it's worth the effort to keep an eye on her political maneuvering and to build an ammunition file. How many other celebrity idiots have we ignored, only to watch them actually pull it off. Al Frankllin comes to mind. If that idiot can be elected, so can Judd.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 14, 2013 12:51 PM (g5wi5)

80 Since when in McConnell not puffy? He's certainly squishy. And Judd has more chin(s). Advantage: PowerPuff Judd.

Posted by: Ali Gore (PBUH) at February 14, 2013 04:49 PM (QxhpV)

------------------------------------------

Judd also has a puffy chest....and not afraid to show it.

Posted by: Soona at February 14, 2013 12:52 PM (Ug9zL)

81

BTW - I saw the trailer for Judd's next movie "Olympus Has Fallen" and it actually looked pretty good. Terrorists take over the White House and Longbowman from the Avengers has to save the day.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 14, 2013 12:52 PM (kdS6q)

82 It's not the only example and you know it. None of them add up to 51. And you left out the cases where I moderate libs went down in flames.

Posted by: toby wan kenobi at February 14, 2013 12:54 PM (QupBk)

83 Posted by: Naes

Give it a rest jackass. The best conservatives in the Senate were backed by the Tea Party, the worst by the Republican establishment.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 14, 2013 12:54 PM (w+Dvf)

84 I moderate libs? I blame pixy.

Posted by: toby wan kenobi at February 14, 2013 12:54 PM (QupBk)

85 Half a loaf (Mike Castle) is better than no loaf (Christine Odonnell).

And a conservative who had won two state-wide elections was better than Obama's Favorite Republican Senator Not Named Susan Collins. You weren't bitching about THAT last May, you can go fuck yourself now.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 14, 2013 12:55 PM (/kI1Q)

86 and Longbowman from the Avengers has to save the day.

Where's Crossbowman?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 14, 2013 12:57 PM (/kI1Q)

87 One more note: Mitch has a powerful machine behind him and traditionally, Kentuckians dispise left-wingers. BUT, it must be said- He is not popular EVEN with his base. Why is a very long story, but he's not considered likeable- he just brings home the bacon. This venerability could become very serious if a charismatic candidate ran against him -hence why they are considering Judd. Mitch needs to get his kester home and start mending fences.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 14, 2013 12:58 PM (g5wi5)

88 This venerability could become very serious if a charismatic candidate ran against him -hence why they are considering Judd. --- What does that have to do with the price of Tea in China? Judd isn't charismatic once she starts talking, as she's a shrill fucking idiot.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 14, 2013 01:00 PM (e0xKF)

89 and PIMF. Type in hurry and reap the spell-wind.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 14, 2013 01:01 PM (g5wi5)

90 Along came a spider?

Posted by: Bosk at February 14, 2013 01:02 PM (n2K+4)

91 Brandon, We just saw an election in MA won by a complete ditz, who was unable to aticulate a blessed thing during her first press conference. The reporters were shocked, shocked to find out the women could not speak clearly. Wonder how her campaign managed to pull that one off.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 14, 2013 01:03 PM (g5wi5)

92 Cont. @Brandon. The election formulas have changed along with the Media who collaborate to hide the deficiencies of left-wing candidates. Don't count your chickens at this stage.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 14, 2013 01:05 PM (g5wi5)

93 I'm envisioning campaign speeches that make Miss South Carolina look like Mensa material.

Posted by: zsasz at February 14, 2013 01:06 PM (MMC8r)

94 92 Brandon, We just saw an election in MA won by a complete ditz, who was unable to aticulate a blessed thing during her first press conference. The reporters were shocked, shocked to find out the women could not speak clearly. Wonder how her campaign managed to pull that one off. --- Massachusetts and Minnesota =/= Kentucky

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 14, 2013 01:08 PM (e0xKF)

If Judd doesn't run - and win - then where will that leave my theory that "Idiocracy has arrived?"

No matter. The 2012 presidential election is proof enough, all by itself.

Posted by: Optimizer at February 14, 2013 01:13 PM (Mxt9o)

96 Agreed that Kentuckians are a different breed. Perhaps I'm getting concerned over notthing, but I've been concerned at the number of well-known Democratic party faithfuls pushing her name, or at the idea of running a charismatic candidate against him. He's lost many of his base supporters as worker bees due to not tending fences in his own backyard, and being hostile to people who didn't fall in line with the party dictates. Or, perhaps it's been a long week and I need to stay away from the computer and reading political news.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 14, 2013 01:21 PM (g5wi5)

I guess we have to wade into these waters again every so often.

While I wish the GOP had run someobody better than COD, Castle was really no big loss. He commisserated with Obama on the night he lost. For all the talk about missing votes, when the chips are down these guys and gals never vote "right" anyway.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at February 14, 2013 01:22 PM (YmPwQ)

98 On the plus side, Judd has never threatened to cut someone if she doesn't get eaten. As far as we know anyway.

Posted by: toby928© presents another finely crafted comment at February 14, 2013 01:25 PM (QupBk)

99 Someone who didn't just represent Tennessee at the DNC would probably be a better option regardless of how puffy his/her face is.

Posted by: Dodd at February 14, 2013 03:57 PM (1Fg31)

100 Boyd Crowder for Senate: a criminal who will never lie to you.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at February 15, 2013 04:57 AM (1hM1d)

101 Why is he not leading by 20 points, 30 points? How does this clown get within ten points of one of the most powerful and durable fixtures in the Senate's leadership? Are Kentuckians crazy?

Posted by: Esau's Message at February 15, 2013 06:50 AM (WZq72)

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