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February 15, 2013

Me Time: Once again POTUS & FLOTUS Will Vacation Separately
— Ace

I don't blame them.

I'd want a break from either of 'em myself.

And what will Obama be doing on his Male Company Only vacation?

Why, taking lessons in proper form from a $1000/hr pro.

He'll also be practicing his golf.

Heyyyyy-ooooo!

Posted by: Ace at 01:20 PM | Comments (104)
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1 Same thing for me. But with girls.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 15, 2013 01:21 PM (k4bdL)

2 We already discussed this earlier this morning, with Barry jetting off to Man's Country while Michelle taking a trip to her ancestral homeland on Kashyyyk.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2013 01:23 PM (e0xKF)

3 He says he can't b emperor...but he tries!

I look forward to Mooch's skiing skillz in Asspen.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at February 15, 2013 01:24 PM (baL2B)

4 Barack and Michelle are for the little guy. They feel our pain. So touching! /LIV

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 15, 2013 01:24 PM (6zgse)

5 Golf lessons? Then why do we keep hearing "Pull!" from Reggie's suite?

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2013 01:25 PM (FcR7P)

6 Barky sucks, the moochelle has a big ass and Joe is slow. Fuck 'em all!

Posted by: Killerdog at February 15, 2013 01:25 PM (D93dQ)

7 Seriously, how is this normal? I'm married with two kids. I can't really picture separate vacations. I weekend with buddies for me or the wife with her girls? Sure. But major vacations? Bizarre.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 15, 2013 01:25 PM (KhRSC)

8 So, since Michelle doesn't have a real job she could always vacation on her own while Barry is "working." I would think that an intensely loving couple such as the Obamas (so we have been informed) would welcome an opportunity to spend more time together. Hmmm.....

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 15, 2013 01:26 PM (6zgse)

9 Butch will say, "you swing like a girl".

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 15, 2013 01:26 PM (lVrhB)

10 What does God need with a sand-wedge?

Posted by: El Kabong at February 15, 2013 01:27 PM (3b2XD)

11 I will not rest until...

Posted by: Dave S. at February 15, 2013 01:27 PM (PcFsV)

12 Barry just needs a little down time with the boys

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2013 01:28 PM (1Jaio)

13 8 She vacations on her own quite a bit.This has been the most expensive first family in history.

Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2013 01:28 PM (9XBK2)

14 Golfing is code for smoking crack.

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 15, 2013 01:28 PM (BVkEs)

15 My X wife and I are on a 22 year separate vacation.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 15, 2013 01:29 PM (lVrhB)

16 Send out the flying squid!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 01:29 PM (uhftQ)

17 Doesn't want the Mrs. around while he works on his stroke with a private instructor.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 15, 2013 01:29 PM (NzBQO)

18 Sorry pal. It's strictly Bring Your Own Boner in my lessons.

Posted by: A $1,000 an Hour Pro at February 15, 2013 01:29 PM (8ZskC)

19 $1000/Hr: Obama Books World's Top Golf Pro for Vacation

1 job created or saved. The Obama economic miracle rolls on

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2013 01:29 PM (1Jaio)

20 Lisa Marie Presley just called...she thinks this a little odd.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 15, 2013 01:29 PM (3b2XD)

21
*rips open envelope*
The Question is......

Prezzy Odizzy sucking dick

Posted by: Ed McMahon at February 15, 2013 01:29 PM (p/cQy)

22 I think he wants to do a little body surfing. IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: pep at February 15, 2013 01:29 PM (6TB1Z)

23 Sasquatch Sightings in Colorado Poised to Rise

Posted by: garrett's alt headlines at February 15, 2013 01:29 PM (p1nWj)

24 Why, taking lessons in proper form from a $1000/hr pro. Sasha is never going to hear the end of it, the day he can out-drive her.

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2013 01:30 PM (FcR7P)

25 many Barky can get in a round of skeet, I hear skeet on cornflakes is good.

Posted by: Killerdog at February 15, 2013 01:30 PM (D93dQ)

26 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 15, 2013 05:24 PM (6zgse) "They deserve it because they work so hard!" One of my relatives actually said this shit. I told her they were the biggest non-working mofos I have ever seen. All the while telling everyone else what they can and can't have. Sigh...I really, really dislike those two people. Toss in the trifling ass mother-in-law too.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 15, 2013 01:30 PM (rV9U4)

27 Golfing is code for smoking pole ~~crack~~.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 01:30 PM (p1nWj)

28 Tiger Woods knows whats going on here.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 15, 2013 01:31 PM (NzBQO)

29 Is it true what they say about Obama? A friend of Dorothy?

Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 15, 2013 01:31 PM (q177U)

30 Hour 1: Ball Washing Fundamentals.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 15, 2013 01:31 PM (8ZskC)

31 Didn't the progressive go apeshit when the gop bought Sarah Palin some clothes? Where is the similar outrage from our partisans when these fucks spend large on their never ending vacation?

Posted by: General Woundwort at February 15, 2013 01:31 PM (Qh0T+)

32 I've been wondering -- are the Obamas paying for any part of their many vacations with their own money, or is it all on the taxpayer's dime? I can see using taxpayer funds for security personnel and maybe transportation, but what about the rest?

Posted by: Mindy at February 15, 2013 01:31 PM (gBOQE)

33 I did not know Bigfoot could ski!

Posted by: Killerdog at February 15, 2013 01:31 PM (D93dQ)

34 Everything is a wedge issue with you racists.

Posted by: Maureen Dowdd at February 15, 2013 01:31 PM (p1nWj)

Pop Quiz - What's a worse vacation, Carnival Poop Cruise of vacation with either Barry or Moochelle.

Posted by: SH at February 15, 2013 01:31 PM (gmeXX)

I am off to stuff some squid in my tank. I may see you later.

Left a present in the barrel for whoever goes in next.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 01:32 PM (uhftQ)

37 You guys are just being paranoid...this is perfectly normal behavior.

Posted by: Clay Aiken at February 15, 2013 01:32 PM (3b2XD)

38 So, BO is holding down the fort?
Or, does he get his own petting zoo or something?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 15, 2013 01:32 PM (Qxdfp)

39 Not a week goes by anymore that I don't hear several things about govt people that make me want to puke even more.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at February 15, 2013 01:32 PM (Y5I9o)

40 Twice the fun, twice the mooch!

Posted by: The Doublemint Gum Twins at February 15, 2013 01:33 PM (N2yhW)

41 Thing is, this is not a major vacation for the SCOAMTT and SCOAMTTess. It would be for most of the little people, if the little people could afford it.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at February 15, 2013 01:33 PM (Sptt8)

42 His beard is weird!

Posted by: Keith Hernandez at February 15, 2013 01:33 PM (p1nWj)

43 the man needs his rest..... here, have a couple more cigarettes, Mr. President.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 15, 2013 01:33 PM (l3vZN)

44 are the Obamas paying for any part of their many vacations with their own money, or is it all on the taxpayer's dime? Have they ever even glimpsed a dime that was not fresh from a taxpayer? Their whole lives have been on us.

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2013 01:33 PM (FcR7P)

45 32 Supposedly they pay for the rest(though often donors pick up the tab).Still the security,fuel,etc has a huge pricetag.Well over a billion dollars supporting those people last year alone.

Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2013 01:34 PM (9XBK2)

46 Not taking a vacation would be beneath the dignity of the office.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 15, 2013 01:34 PM (gmeXX)

47 @32: I think technically/supposedly they are paying for other stuff. But it's really hard to imagine that they can indulge in their ultra luxurious lifestyles with just their earnings. After all, Obama is no John Kerry.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 15, 2013 01:34 PM (6zgse)

48 What about Bo?

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 01:34 PM (p1nWj)

49 I wish he would vacation more often, for longer periods each time.
And maybe drop down to a two hour work week when he is working.
Less he touches, less turns to shit.
And Mooch just needs to spend a few days in the high meadows of Montana, with a bail of hay, or two.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2013 01:34 PM (bTPOR)

50 I'm starting to think golfing should be banned for politicians.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 15, 2013 01:35 PM (NzBQO)

51 I WENT TO THE PETTING ZOO AND I POKED A GOAT IN THE BUM WITH MY PEANUT

Posted by: CHUCK HAGEL at February 15, 2013 01:35 PM (I2LwF)

52 MAN SAYS I CAN'T GO BAK NO MORE

Posted by: CHUCK HAGEL at February 15, 2013 01:35 PM (I2LwF)

53 I remember the left ripping Nancy Reagan for borrowing(borrowing!) designer dresses and jewelery for events.

Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2013 01:35 PM (9XBK2)

54 Aspen? I thought they said Ass Pen!

Posted by: Moochelle at February 15, 2013 01:35 PM (Qxdfp)

55 And just think, those poor little pre-schoolers and their teachers had to interrupt their staycations to serve as props for the SCOAMTT.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at February 15, 2013 01:36 PM (Sptt8)

56 Those $1000/hr golf lessons are given by hookers.

Posted by: dogfish at February 15, 2013 01:36 PM (N2yhW)

57 What about Bo?

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 05:34 PM (p1nWj)

There were cutbacks on Air Force One's food budget so, BYOD I guess.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 15, 2013 01:37 PM (NzBQO)

58 49 He already does nothing.He has a crack staff of America hating fuck ups that do all the work.He's on board with all of it,just really lazy.

Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2013 01:37 PM (9XBK2)

59 Another thing, I know he's supposed to be Mr. Super Great Father and everything, but do you notice he never spends time with the kids.

I kind of like Michelle more. Yes, she's a bitter, racist shrew but at least she's a real person and I think she loves her kids.

For Barack, in a moment of fear, he'd put Sasha and Malia in front of him as human shields.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 15, 2013 01:38 PM (T0NGe)

60 53 Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2013 05:35 PM (9XBK2)

Remember when she had a gown "re-done"?
Goodwill jokes galore.

I. Hate. Them. All.

Posted by: Moochelle at February 15, 2013 01:38 PM (Qxdfp)

61 SORRY. "CAINT" GO BAK

Posted by: CHUCK HAGEL at February 15, 2013 01:39 PM (I2LwF)

62 All my buddies in Chevy Chase, all those beer swilling salt of the earth types in my hood'', they always go on "man trips" with their buddies from the shop, and when they go they usually pay twice that for their golf lessons. It seems to me that what we have here is a President that finally understands the value of a dollar. He's paying half the rate of my tough hardnosed grinder buddies in Chevy Chase, and you wonder what the angle is for those on the fringe that would criticize that. You think it's that they don't want a black man on the golf course with them? Don't want a black guy that might beat them??? Maybe they miss the good old boys club at Augusta? Ha! How out of touch can you be?

Posted by: Chris Matthews at February 15, 2013 01:39 PM (M7Cfv)

63 friggin' sock. Nap time.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 15, 2013 01:39 PM (Qxdfp)

64 Thanks, T-bird, Steevy, and Chique. I was under the impression that taxpayers have been footing the bill for all aspects of their lavish lifestyle, but then thought maybe I believed that because I'm inclined to assume the worst about those two.

Posted by: Mindy at February 15, 2013 01:39 PM (gBOQE)

65 I wouldn't be surprised if some big money donor sprung for the golf lessons.

Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2013 01:40 PM (9XBK2)

66 Posted by: AmishDude at February 15, 2013 05:38 PM (T0NGe) Exactly. He appears to have no desire to spend time with those girls. By the way, the younger one (Malia?) is really cute.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 15, 2013 01:40 PM (6zgse)

>>Yes, she's a bitter, racist shrew but at least she's a real person and I think she loves her kids.<<

The fat one and the dumb one?

Yeah, she's a great mom.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 01:40 PM (p1nWj)

68 maybe the moochelle will get some sand in her trap, for Barky of course.

Posted by: Killerdog at February 15, 2013 01:40 PM (D93dQ)

69 MEMBER THE TIME I PUT A CRAYOLA IN MY NOSE AND IT DISAPPEARED?

Posted by: CHUCK HAGEL at February 15, 2013 01:41 PM (I2LwF)

70 The Dem party at the upper echelons is endlessly fascinating to me.

Bill Clinton never had any tell-all books about him, mostly because everybody close to him was endlessly loyal. Bush, on the other hand, had plenty of douches who wrote "tell-alls" and then had to retract some of it because they really didn't know as much as they claimed.

But Obama is so fond of surrounding himself with losers and idiots, I wonder if he'll engender the same level of loyalty. Even with the Clintons' loyal minions, it wasn't enough to put Hillary over the top.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 15, 2013 01:42 PM (T0NGe)

71 Unexpected!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 15, 2013 01:42 PM (RFeQD)

72 MEMBER THE TIME I PUT A CRAYOLA IN MY NOSE AND IT DISAPPEARED? Posted by: CHUCK HAGEL

Dude, I'm not impressed. Now let's talk paste consumption numbers.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 15, 2013 01:43 PM (6TB1Z)

73 The fat one and the dumb one?
Yeah, she's a great mom.

I didn't say she was a great mom. I said she loved her kids. Big difference.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 15, 2013 01:44 PM (T0NGe)

74 All caps Hagel is still funny.

Posted by: wooga at February 15, 2013 01:45 PM (7SwK/)

75 FDR died while vacationing with his mistress.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2013 01:45 PM (BAS5M)

76 I think she loves her kids.

The only thing I know about her relationship with them is that one time I saw her on TV calling out one of them for being fat.

Then she ate my TV, because there was a Pork Board ad on it.

Posted by: oblig.'s discount memories at February 15, 2013 01:45 PM (cePv8)

77 By the way, the younger one (Malia?) is really cute.

Who knows with both of them? Even pretty girls can have an awkward year or two in their teenage years.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 15, 2013 01:45 PM (T0NGe)

78 brb, promotin' electric car tech with my golf cart, lol

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 15, 2013 01:47 PM (SY2Kh)

He can take a lesson from a million dollar an hour pro in any sport and he still couldn't break a hundred in golf, score over a hundred in bowling , quit looking like a 12 year old girl throwing a baseball or doing a lay up.

That the press pushes the urban legend that he is any type of athletic cool guy is the best evidence of their bias that the uninformed voter can be presented.

Posted by: polynikes at February 15, 2013 01:49 PM (m2CN7)

80 Hey, Mini-SMOD ... if you like cold tundra, maybe you should visit Aspen this weekend

Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 01:50 PM (mCvL4)

81 He can take a lesson from a million dollar an hour pro in any sport and he still couldn't break a hundred in golf, score over a hundred in bowling , quit looking like a 12 year old girl throwing a baseball or doing a lay up.

It would be fun to watch him try to ski, though, wouldn't it?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at February 15, 2013 01:57 PM (hO8IJ)

82 That picture on Drudge,of Skeet and Mooch together.
Check out Skeet's body language.
And going by the license plates in the background, was that taken at Skeet's family home during a reunion?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2013 01:57 PM (bTPOR)

83 More of the 0bamas' "Stick it to the Man" mentality at work.

Posted by: logprof at February 15, 2013 01:58 PM (4pNjZ)

84 It would be fun to watch him try to ski, though, wouldn't it? --- If you try to ski like the President, you're gonna fall on your ass and you'll have a bad time!

Posted by: Aspen Ski Instructor at February 15, 2013 02:00 PM (e0xKF)

85 It would be fun to watch him try to ski, though, wouldn't it?

Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ drinking heavily at February 15, 2013 05:57 PM (hO8IJ

He knows better. Or maybe not. That bike picture still the most embarrased I've ever been about a Presidential picture.

Posted by: polynikes at February 15, 2013 02:00 PM (m2CN7)

86 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2013 05:57 PM (bTPOR) Yeah, she looks happy and in love (and not bad actually). He, on the other hand, doesn't look thrilled.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 15, 2013 02:01 PM (6zgse)

87 Without guys going on golf trips to Myrtle Beach the Masters Club and Thee Dollhouse would have to close.

Posted by: Tmitsss at February 15, 2013 02:01 PM (oMAbH)

88 Posted by: Chris Matthews at February 15, 2013 05:39 PM (M7Cfv)

Whichever of you morons is socking that pasty sack of shit, you've got his bullshit patter more nailed than his wife ever was.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 15, 2013 02:01 PM (Wfck9)

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 15, 2013 06:01 PM (Wfck9)

I agree that was pretty well done.

Posted by: polynikes at February 15, 2013 02:03 PM (m2CN7)

90 56 Those $1000/hr golf lessons are given by hookers.

Posted by: dogfish at February 15, 2013 05:36 PM (N2yhW)

Actualy you Rightist idiot... the President has a problem with his SLICE, not his HOOKer....

Posted by: MSNBC at February 15, 2013 02:04 PM (lZBBB)

91 He knows better. Or maybe not.

The Kennedys may have given him a heads-up about the trees.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at February 15, 2013 02:05 PM (hO8IJ)

92 [83] Sombody get this wookie offa me.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 15, 2013 02:06 PM (lVrhB)

93 I wonder how much skeet shooting they'll be doing.

Posted by: no good deed at February 15, 2013 02:07 PM (mjR67)

94 Now the media will have to tell me what Michelle wears everyday. WONDERFUL!

Posted by: burt at February 15, 2013 02:08 PM (/QJXp)

95 Bammy is going for some Reggie time

Posted by: Evilpens at February 15, 2013 02:09 PM (fLGRF)

96 1 First Class ticket to Orlando, please!

Posted by: Kal Penn at February 15, 2013 02:15 PM (4pNjZ)

97 89 Posted by: Chris Matthews at February 15, 2013 05:39 PM (M7Cfv) Whichever of you morons is socking that pasty sack of shit, you've got his bullshit patter more nailed than his wife ever was. Posted by: Captain Hate at February 15, 2013 06:01 PM (Wfck9) ----- I'm like Dirk Diggler. I have a gift, one gift only really, and I intend to share it with the world.

Posted by: Dave S. at February 15, 2013 02:16 PM (K4AdI)

98 Remember how the Crawford ranch was quite a serious indicator of a quite unserious President? Me too.

Posted by: Dave S. at February 15, 2013 02:26 PM (3R0Zs)

99 Well the election is over now, so there is no need to keep up the pretense of being a happily married couple. Or even a straight couple.

Posted by: Jmel at February 15, 2013 02:30 PM (9tSXa)

100 I'll be sure to stay out of Colorado this week-end.

Posted by: small town girl in southern Wyoming at February 15, 2013 03:07 PM (1s+pS)

101 Remember when the MSM went ape-shit over Bush golfing during war, bad economy, etc.?? Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: puddleglum at February 15, 2013 03:38 PM (15w2J)

102 75 FDR died while vacationing with his mistress.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2013 05:45 PM (BAS5M)

Please compare The Won's regime to that of Warren Harding by Russell Aiutoe.