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August 09, 2013

Michelle Malkin: Bob Filner and The Great #WarOnWomen Cover-Up
— Ace

By the way, another victim came forward, the 13th or 14th (depending on if you count the Escondido Deputy Mayor's "What's Your Sitch?" incident), alleging an escalation in the Filner Headlock to the Filner Choke Hold. So I guess she was especially desirable. Or vulnerable. Maybe Filner thought she was a rape survivor.

Michelle Malkin would like to know where the #WarOnWomen Valkyries during Filner's
twenty year history of abuse as a sitting United States Congressman.

When feminists ask how this could have happened for so long, they need to start asking every last enabling Democratic woman on the Hill. They need to start asking every last enabling liberal female pundit, columnist, and media insider who peddled GOP-bashing War on Women propaganda while Filthy Filner was on the loose.
With the grope-and-headlock count rising like BobÂ’s libido at a Planned Parenthood fundraiser, it strains credulity to believe that the Democratic female elite in Washington didnÂ’t purposely look the other way at this insatiable entrenched beastÂ’s abuse of power. Power doesnÂ’t just corrupt the old-boysÂ’ club in three-piece suits. It corrupts the old-girlsÂ’ club in pumps and progressive clothing, too.

Now the #WarOnWomen were willing to look the other way while Filner was groping his way up and down the handshake lines, but now that his behavior is known and thus a threat to them, Sexual Harassment Brunhildas like Barbara Boxer are very desperate to make sure the media reports how "outraged" they are to suddenly discover what they've known for years and years.

John Sexton reports on what Filner's Sleepaway Camp Sex Addiction looks like and what sorts of Arts and Crafts therapies are available therein.

A sample schedule indicates that most days begin at 9:30am with "check-in and accountability." At 10:15am there is a lecture on various topics related to sexual addiction such as "The Reality of Sexual Addiction." Next comes lunch and a support group which lasts until 2:15pm. This is followed by an hour of individual therapy. Another lecture goes until 4:30pm and there is one more hour of individual therapy from 5-6pm.

Then comes Sexual Puppet Aversion Therapy, which consists of someone hitting you with an Elmo muppet until your hard-on goes away.

"The Fountain of Healthy Attitudes Towards Sexuality"
Not depicted: Bob Filner furiously masturbating
to a box of Girl Scout cookies just outside of frame

What's Filner's prognosis? Well, I'm sure they'll have lots of luck reforming a 70 year old man who's been doing this his whole life. As the old saying goes, "Old dogs love new tricks!!!"

Robert Weiss, the director of SRI, refused to confirm whether Filner was being treated at his facility. This is not surprising given that SRI's admission form states "Unless legally bound to do so (see below) we will not release any information about our clients to any party without an SRI Release of Information form signed by the client."
However Weiss did tell ABC more generally "If someone comes to me and they have been publicly exposed Â… and are in denial Â… that's not someone that's going to make it in two weeks of treatment." Weiss said that someone who refuses to let go of power may have a challenge ahead because "people I work with need to tune down their lives."

And also, their visible erections, but I guess that's implied by "context clues."

Posted by: Ace at 11:42 AM | Comments (104)
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1 "Then comes Sexual Puppet Aversion Therapy, which consists of someone hitting you with an Elmo muppet until your hard-on goes away."

One way or another...

Posted by: Parker at August 09, 2013 10:57 AM (YkW3i)

What are a few sexual assaults among ~~friends~~ fellow supporters of infanticide?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 09, 2013 10:58 AM (NJs1e)

3 If one of those were my wife he would be getting some "aversion therapy" alright, and I guarantee there would be no repeat offenses.

Posted by: Vic at August 09, 2013 11:00 AM (lZvxr)

4 I thought you gave up on this angle, thought that I was just a local criminal?

WTF?

Posted by: Filthy Bob Filner at August 09, 2013 11:00 AM (kqqGm)

>>> Then comes Sexual Puppet Aversion Therapy, which consists of someone hitting you with an Elmo muppet until your hard-on goes away.

Impossible.

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 09, 2013 11:00 AM (HV1RX)

6 Did anybody hear about this guy doing this during his long congressional career?I don't remember a peep.

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2013 11:00 AM (9XBK2)

7 Lesson for the future: Democrats always project, thus any campaign theme they have agains the GOP is representative of what they are currently doing.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 09, 2013 11:00 AM (NJs1e)

8 How did I get Bill Clinton's hash?

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 09, 2013 11:01 AM (HV1RX)

9 And how many of these 'progressive' women used their power to get what they needed from him as a Congressman? #WarOnLecherousLegislators!

Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2013 11:01 AM (FcR7P)

Dear Bob Packwood,

Sorry, you f'd up -- you weren't a Dem.

Posted by: The msm at August 09, 2013 11:02 AM (6cOMd)

11 This is kind of like acupuncture but without the needles and there are just three holes, uh, pressure points.

Posted by: Mayor Filner at August 09, 2013 11:02 AM (Hx2XA)

12 Remember one thing-Demwhores will debase themselves for abortion, the only right that matters. Remember the "journalist" who said she would get out the kneepads because she was so thankful to Clinton for his love of abortion.

Posted by: ejo at August 09, 2013 11:02 AM (GXvSO)

13 "Then comes Sexual Puppet Aversion Therapy, which consists of someone
hitting you with an Elmo muppet until your hard-on goes away."

Oooooo, I love that game....

Posted by: Kevin Clash (google it) at August 09, 2013 11:02 AM (WCe8r)

14 My hard-on will go away but it always seems to come back. It's like its stalking me.

Posted by: Bob Filner, Enrollee, Sensitivity Training Centers of Cleveland at August 09, 2013 11:02 AM (8ZskC)

15 13 "Then comes Sexual Puppet Aversion Therapy, which consists of someone hitting you with an Elmo muppet until your hard-on goes away." Oooooo, I love that game.... --- Dammit, you beat me to this one.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 09, 2013 11:03 AM (/Crba)

16 alleging an escalation in the Filner Headlock to the Filner Choke Hold. The 'Weiner Chokehold' needs no introduction...

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 09, 2013 11:03 AM (FcR7P)

17 What, again, did Mark Foley do?

Posted by: ejo at August 09, 2013 11:03 AM (GXvSO)

18 "Presidential" "press" "conference" beginning shortly

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 09, 2013 11:03 AM (8sCoq)

@15

Ditto

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 09, 2013 11:03 AM (t06LC)

20 That Beyonce', I'm gonna put her in a sleeper hold when I get out of sex addiction rehab! BWAhahahahahaha!

Posted by: F. Filner at August 09, 2013 11:04 AM (RD7QR)

21 17 What, again, did Mark Foley do? --- Hit on a male page working at the Capitol, IIRC. If he'd switched parties and fucked him up the ass, he may have gotten a standing ovation like Gerry Studds.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 09, 2013 11:04 AM (/Crba)

22 Beyonce? This should be a no Beyonce zone....

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at August 09, 2013 11:04 AM (9+ccr)

23 Fox actually carried a story this morning about how the networks were not covering this story and the complaints were rising.

Posted by: Vic at August 09, 2013 11:04 AM (lZvxr)

24 Crossing fingers for female puppets.

Posted by: Booby Filner at August 09, 2013 11:04 AM (v1mq9)

25 reforming a 70 year old man who's been doing this his whole life. Bob Dole limits himself to one pill a week.

Posted by: Bob Dole at August 09, 2013 11:04 AM (FcR7P)

26 Ace is just sad because filthy Filner never fingered him. Seriously, has he been doing this all his life? I know some guys reach a certain age and sort of lose it. I know a couple of guys in their 90s who were out of control around woman. I assumed it was dementia. Maybe, Filner needs a complete neuro checkup? I wonder if his sex therapy even considered it and recommend that he do so?

Posted by: waldo at August 09, 2013 11:04 AM (tCBZk)

27 When asked about his treatment success so far, Filner gave three thumbs up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2013 11:04 AM (8ZskC)

28 >What, again, did Mark Foley do?

Posted by: ejo at August 09, 2013 03:03 PM (GXvSO)

unwelcome eye contact

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 09, 2013 11:05 AM (8sCoq)

29 Lunch until 2:15? Followed by "individual therapy"? Yeah, that's called a moron's day off with a bottle of Astroglide.

Posted by: EC at August 09, 2013 11:05 AM (GQ8sn)

30 >>Remember one thing-Demwhores will debase themselves for abortion, the only right that matters. Dems love abortion like a fat kid loves cake. Their attachment to killing babies is beyond creepy.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2013 11:05 AM (g1DWB)

31 Well, it's a good thing Filner was able to stay away from Twitter thirty years ago or he might have ended up like Weiner.

Posted by: JEM at August 09, 2013 11:05 AM (o+SC1)

32 When does Bob Filner meet with his anal-rapist?

Posted by: Tobias Feunke at August 09, 2013 11:05 AM (T6lOL)

33 Filner's Sleepaway Camp Sex Addiction LOL. Won't do a thing. In fact, he'll probably get support from other addicts after class time that it was a big fuss over nothing. As noted, you cannot cure someone who has been doing this for decades in two weeks and you cannot cure them if they don't want to be cured. Filner will lay low for a while but will go back to his behavior because he thinks he's done nothing wrong. Right now he's just jumping through the hoops.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2013 11:05 AM (2Tv3A)

34 OK, who tripped over the Intrawebz cable?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 09, 2013 11:05 AM (0HooB)

35 Public service isn't what it used to be.

Posted by: Wally at August 09, 2013 11:05 AM (1rA+B)

36 Hey! Who turned out the lights!

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 09, 2013 11:06 AM (NJs1e)

37 Weiss said that someone who refuses to let go of power may have a challenge ahead because "people I work with need to tune down their lives."

Tune down their lives?

English wasn't a prerequisite at Hack Med School, I take it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 09, 2013 11:06 AM (jcnm8)

There is one cure that always works - passing a .45 bullet through the brain at high speed.

Everything else, not so much.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - owner of the Outrage Outlet by the 4-way stop at August 09, 2013 11:06 AM (hLRSq)

39 Crichton! Where did my thread go!?

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 09, 2013 11:06 AM (HV1RX)

40 Posting?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - owner of the Outrage Outlet by the 4-way stop at August 09, 2013 11:06 AM (hLRSq)

41 An hour of lecture. . . an hour of therapy. . . an hour of lecture. . .an hour of group support. . . it's like I'm back in law school.

Posted by: Exceptionally Mediocre at August 09, 2013 11:07 AM (ZKGJl)

42 Seriously, has he been doing this all his life? I know some guys reach a certain age and sort of lose it. I know a couple of guys in their 90s who were out of control around woman. I assumed it was dementia. Maybe, Filner needs a complete neuro checkup? I wonder if his sex therapy even considered it and recommend that he do so? --- A doctor in my area just plead guilty to charges and lost his license, claiming that his Parkinsons medication made him "hypersexual" as a defense. Of course, this shithead also got roped in by the Chris Hansen crowd because he was communicating with what he thought was a 15-year old girl, but he didn't explain how his medication made him a kiddy-diddler.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 09, 2013 11:07 AM (/Crba)

43 Presser is ON

middle class- DRINK- seriously- twice in 1st ten seconds

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 09, 2013 11:07 AM (8sCoq)

44 This Filner fellow is pegging my creep-meter into the red. Seriously.

Posted by: David Carradine at August 09, 2013 11:07 AM (Hx2XA)

45 First?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 09, 2013 11:07 AM (P7ej2)

46 Whoa.

Posted by: David Carradine at August 09, 2013 11:07 AM (Hx2XA)

47 This thread is currently undergoing Aversion Therapy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 09, 2013 11:08 AM (0HooB)

48 I'm thinking Filner is a victim of the vagine power structure. Any guesses on whether he hit on Babs?

Posted by: Me So Horny at August 09, 2013 11:09 AM (oDCMR)

49 Paint the Dems as the party of sexual abuse.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at August 09, 2013 11:09 AM (E3gqr)

50 Obama backpedaling on surveillance? Sounds like it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 09, 2013 11:09 AM (ZshNr)

51 So is Filner gonna be able to make the San Francisco conference on Female Orgasm?

Posted by: Hanoverfist at August 09, 2013 11:09 AM (UdYox)

52 Disappearing post when you load the comments?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 09, 2013 11:11 AM (odrSa)

53 Forget all that babbling by Choom Boy -- time for teh Daily Filner!

Neither snow, nor heat, nor gloom of night....

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 09, 2013 11:46 AM (kaGpp)

Elmo is used to having a sexual predator's hand up his ass, and he never complained about it. Now, if Elmo had a sister, she'd be in real trouble with Fingers Fillner.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 09, 2013 11:47 AM (sQ0LB)

55 How did I get Bill Clinton's hash?

He sold it to you at a storage unit just down the road from the Mena airport. You bought it as part of a package deal when you got the rufies.

Posted by: NSA at August 09, 2013 11:48 AM (4WhSY)

56 And exactly how is Filner different from Clinton? Inquiring minds.

Posted by: Pinhead at August 09, 2013 11:48 AM (oDCMR)

57 Hey! Who turned out the lights! Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 09, 2013 03:06 PM (NJs1e) *golf clap*

Posted by: EC at August 09, 2013 11:48 AM (GQ8sn)

58 54 Elmo is used to having a sexual predator's hand up his ass, and he never complained about it. Now, if Elmo had a sister, she'd be in real trouble with Fingers Fillner. --- He tried to get Abby Cadaby to use his magic wand.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 09, 2013 11:48 AM (/Crba)

59 Unless this place is doing the treatment Malcolm McDowell got in A Clockwork Orange, he will be doing it in 5 seconds after he gets out of there.

Posted by: EC at August 09, 2013 11:49 AM (GQ8sn)

60 Rehab for sex addicts. Nice scam, particularly if you have no shame.

Posted by: Fritz at August 09, 2013 11:51 AM (UzPAd)

Do we have enough girls for Field Hockey yet?

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at August 09, 2013 11:52 AM (3ZtZW)

62 Son of a bitch the fast ones left us for the "newish" re-erected Filner thread.

Posted by: tasker at August 09, 2013 11:52 AM (r2PLg)

63 Apparently Filner's stance wasn't wide enough to be an issue.

Posted by: NCKate at August 09, 2013 11:53 AM (QfaZI)

Filner is different because, as far as we know, no one has actually accused him of rape.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 09, 2013 11:53 AM (sQ0LB)

65 Nancy Pelosi is embarrased, because she participated willingly.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 09, 2013 11:53 AM (NJs1e)

66 As a palate cleanser, I suggest Googling "Red Band Frankenstein's Army Trailer". Russians fighting German soldiers cobbled together from dead body parts by a mad scientist near the end of WW II. I pissed myself laughing. it was certainly more interesting than watching Il Douche go on about the latest crisis.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 09, 2013 11:53 AM (5mRmR)

67 Filner makes the case for the return of bite-blocks, tongue clamps, heavy canvas clothing, furniture with lots of straps and electroshock therapy ... ... real electroshock therapy, with shaved head, ankle electrodes, and a knife-switch ...

Posted by: Arbalest at August 09, 2013 11:54 AM (FlRtG)

68 What powers vagina power? It can't be wind because girls don't toot. So, it must be solar.

Posted by: waldo at August 09, 2013 11:54 AM (tCBZk)

69 I don't really know anything about this local news story, except that accusers 2-6, 8, 10-13 are filthy whores.

Posted by: Wendy Davis at August 09, 2013 11:55 AM (6cOMd)

70 65 Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 09, 2013 03:53 PM (NJs1e) Nancy Pelosi is ~~embarrased~~ having a smoke, because she participated willingly. ... semantical error corrected ...

Posted by: Arbalest at August 09, 2013 11:56 AM (FlRtG)

65 Nancy Pelosi is embarrased, because someone might noticeshe participated willingly and might hurt the Progressive's War on Women narrative by extension.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 09, 2013 03:53 PM (NJs1e)

Fixed.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 09, 2013 11:56 AM (sQ0LB)

72 <<Then comes Sexual Puppet Aversion Therapy, which consists of someone hitting you with an Elmo muppet until your hard-on goes away.>>

Why have I not learned that I should not drink any liquids while reading this blog?

Can't believe this keyboard still works.

Posted by: SGT. York at August 09, 2013 11:56 AM (k4ehJ)

73 "Power doesnÂ’t just corrupt the old-boysÂ’ club in three-piece suits. It corrupts the old-girlsÂ’ club in pumps and progressive clothing, too." I'd have to ammend that last sentence to "old girls' club in pumps and pantsuits." Hillary Clinton is the absolute standard bearer on enabling Bill's "War on Women". Look at the lengths she went to in surpressing "Bimbo Gate".

Posted by: runningrn at August 09, 2013 11:57 AM (PLOz8)

74 The Filner Finger of Fuck.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2013 11:58 AM (g1DWB)

75 Who starts a letter off with, "We've worked together on many issues that are important to the people of San Diego Â– from creating jobs to protecting the environment to helping our veterans." It's almost as if she wrote this knowing the letter would be released or something.

Posted by: Matticus at August 09, 2013 11:58 AM (0Mr4u)

76 Next week's headlines this week:

Filner escapes from sexual rehabilitation treatment center with help of very large American Indian.

Posted by: wiserbud at August 09, 2013 11:58 AM (WCe8r)

77 What powers vagina power? I don't know, but this chick might: http://tinyurl.com/2bqm96 Maybe SFW? I've never been able to classify this one.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 09, 2013 11:58 AM (odrSa)

>>>Sexual Puppet Aversion Therapy

SPAT?

Also, I guess it could be like Clockwork Orange, except they make you watch *that scene* from Team America with a clothes pin on your crank

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at August 09, 2013 11:59 AM (3ZtZW)

79
Then comes Sexual Puppet Aversion Therapy, which consists of someone hitting you with an Elmo muppet until your hard-on goes away.

Obligatory muppet degenerate sex video.

http://tinyurl.com/6pyzho

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2013 12:00 PM (TIIx5)

80 Dammit, you beat me to this one.

Did we all have the same thoughts?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 09, 2013 12:00 PM (/kI1Q)

81 This guy has light camping equipment - he's not prepared for long term back country wilderness camping. Bet the bears get them.

Posted by: waldo at August 09, 2013 12:00 PM (tCBZk)

82 81 Dammit, you beat me to this one. Did we all have the same thoughts? --- Yes. Apparently we have now perfected the Moron Hivemind.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 09, 2013 12:01 PM (/Crba)

83 Nor depicted; a naked statute of Barbara Boxer (life size, that is three feet tall) holding up a generous complement of fresh bananas.

Posted by: Marcus at August 09, 2013 12:02 PM (FmaxF)

84
"Power doesnÂ’t just corrupt the old-boysÂ’ club in three-piece suits. It corrupts the old-girlsÂ’ club in pumps and progressive clothing, too."

I'd have to ammend that last sentence to "old girls' club in pumps and pantsuits." Hillary Clinton is the absolute standard bearer on enabling Bill's "War on Women". Look at the lengths she went to in surpressing "Bimbo Gate".

Posted by: runningrn at August 09, 2013 03:57 PM (PLOz

Amended further to "old girls' club in comfortable shoes and pantsuits."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2013 12:02 PM (TIIx5)

85 sooooo the scoamf thinks putin is a slouch....bored kid in the classroom...sounds like he's describing himself.....choom choom club

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at August 09, 2013 12:02 PM (aRz16)

86 Actually, according to the latest sexual addict aversion therapies men who serially sexually harass women must be beaten with Lily Dolls not Elmo: http://tinyurl.com/lp6xzcm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2013 12:03 PM (2Tv3A)

87 >>> Filner escapes from sexual rehabilitation treatment center with help of very large American Indian Mmm! Juicyfruit.

Posted by: Chief at August 09, 2013 12:04 PM (T6lOL)

88 87 Actually, according to the latest sexual addict aversion therapies men who serially sexually harass women must be beaten with Lily Dolls not Elmo: http://tinyurl.com/lp6xzcm --- Well screw your freakin' dolphin, Pam!

Posted by: Sterling Mallory Archer at August 09, 2013 12:04 PM (/Crba)

89 MFM delenda est. Because they let their political allies get away with crass, vulgar behavior up to and including crime, and will go after you like crack-addled meth-juggling monkeys if it looks like you might succeed in opposing them. Also, they smell bad.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 09, 2013 12:05 PM (qyfb5)

>>>>the scoamf thinks putin is a slouch

I think we should all email Putin and say we'll contribute to his campaigns if he judo throws Obama into a stack of tomato paste cans or sommat like that

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at August 09, 2013 12:05 PM (3ZtZW)

91 Punch and Judy might give Filthy Filner a chubby. He seems to like it rough and may mistake it for an S&M seminar.

Posted by: Marcus at August 09, 2013 12:06 PM (FmaxF)

92 Amended even further to "old girls' club in sensible shoes and pantsuits."

Posted by: Arbalest at August 09, 2013 12:07 PM (FlRtG)

93 Local H-D dealer is serving up free pancakes again tomorrow morning

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 09, 2013 12:07 PM (8sCoq)

94 Hey Mero, did you and Seamus ever get to cross paths?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 09, 2013 12:07 PM (sQ0LB)

95 It's the "unshaven" old girls club.

Posted by: Marcus at August 09, 2013 12:08 PM (FmaxF)

96 Hey Mero, did you and Seamus ever get to cross paths? Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 09, 2013 04:07 PM (sQ0LB) No. Haven't been online as much.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 09, 2013 12:15 PM (qyfb5)

97 Ok, I gave him a head's up that you might be looking for him for some advice.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 09, 2013 12:22 PM (sQ0LB)

98 Ok, I gave him a head's up that you might be looking for him for some advice. Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 09, 2013 04:22 PM (sQ0LB) Thanks. Is that Seamus Muldoon? And when was he usually on again?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 09, 2013 12:25 PM (qyfb5)

99 Was checking out the pictures from Filner's camp. I can see why he's going there. It's hot! I could totally imagine doing chicks on those couches. A stud muffin such as myself would rate pretty well in a place populated by pervs. I hope that the nymphos are in gen-pop. I might never come home.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at August 09, 2013 12:35 PM (3T0tP)

100 I didn't ask for a cover-up! I wanted to see her tits!

Posted by: Mayor Filner at August 09, 2013 01:09 PM (Hx2XA)

101 What did Hillary, Pelosi, and Boxer know -- and when did they know it?

Posted by: acethepug at August 09, 2013 01:51 PM (4kvfA)

102 Hey, where's the love for me? I've still got a couple digits to continue my count.

Posted by: Count Von Count at August 09, 2013 02:43 PM (o44nj)

103 Filner could have poisoned Africa's water supply and the left would defend him because he supported their agenda.

Posted by: BarakaTarkata at August 09, 2013 04:22 PM (si4cu)

104

Then comes Sexual Puppet Aversion Therapy, which consists of someone hitting you with an Elmo muppet until your hard-on goes away.......

I spit my morning coffee all over my desk. Seriously this is one of the funniest things posted here ever! You guys take the rest of the week off.