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March 22, 2013

Mid-Afternoon Open Thread
— andy

The Head Ewok's busy kicking Conor Friederwhatever in the nuts over on Twitter.

Talk amongst yourselves.

Posted by: andy at 10:16 AM | Comments (193)
Post contains 22 words, total size 1 kb.

1 Ow! My Balls!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 22, 2013 10:17 AM (UCv7P)

I just hit the tip jar with a meeelion quatloos.

Dance monkey.

Dance!

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2013 10:17 AM (VhqUZ)

3 Story about a bakery that will either have to pay half its profits in O-care fines or fire half its employees. Solution - pay half the employees in cash under the table.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2013 10:17 AM (tqLft)

4 I got nothing

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 10:17 AM (0PiQ4)

1Ow! My Balls!

Actually I would probably watch that.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2013 10:18 AM (VhqUZ)

6 Stop kicking me, Ace! Stop sucking me, Sully!

Posted by: Conor Frier's Dick at March 22, 2013 10:18 AM (pKCuj)

7 2 Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2013 02:17 PM (VhqUZ) I will pay with all the time-tapes in China.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2013 10:18 AM (tqLft)

8 Can I say silly things here?

Posted by: fluffy at March 22, 2013 10:18 AM (GlyFN)

Can I say silly things here?

Yes, but there's no fighting in the Warroom.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2013 10:19 AM (VhqUZ)

10 Friedersdork? Really? Who gives a #### about him?

Posted by: elize nayden at March 22, 2013 10:20 AM (5mgso)

11 This thread will go on until the ONT.

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 10:20 AM (doBIb)

12 8 Can I say silly things here?

Posted by: fluffy at March 22, 2013 02:18 PM (GlyFN)

No, because that would just be silly. Seriously, you guys.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 22, 2013 10:21 AM (YYyqq)

13 Well at least we are better than Ulsterman

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at March 22, 2013 10:21 AM (R8hU8)

14 He's afraid to show himself after that Donny and Marie post. And I don't blame him.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2013 10:21 AM (3+QKS)

15 Whoo Hoo!!!

Posted by: Kitty Frontage Road at March 22, 2013 10:21 AM (lbiWb)

16 Bo Pennsylvania

Posted by: Barry at March 22, 2013 10:21 AM (SO2Q8)

17 11 This thread will go on until the ONT. Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 02:20 PM (doBIb) ________ Unless this thread IS the ONT...

Posted by: Dante at March 22, 2013 10:21 AM (SkFDg)

18
The Head Ewok's busy kicking Conor Friederwhatever in the nuts over on Twitter.

Well that's nice.

Posted by: soothsayer, a transcorporeal at March 22, 2013 10:21 AM (Yyowi)

19 Donnie in Marie?

Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at March 22, 2013 10:22 AM (+I8Mq)

20 Better Loonytoons producer: Bob McKimson or Chuck Jones?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 22, 2013 10:22 AM (+z4pE)

21 The Head Ewok's busy kicking Conor Friederwhatever in the nuts over on Twitter.

Yes, we appreciate the 600 comment thread prior to this.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 10:22 AM (sbV1u)

Kitty Frontage Road

I LOVE THAT, btw. That is hysterical. Just lose the "road" and you really WOULD have a legitimate porn name. lol!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 22, 2013 10:22 AM (4df7R)

"I got nothing"

700 posts then?

Posted by: Jess1 at March 22, 2013 10:23 AM (lbiWb)

24 Ace been up late slinging Cheesesteaks?

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2013 10:23 AM (2UEEm)

25 20 CJ

Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at March 22, 2013 10:23 AM (+I8Mq)

26 The weather gurus callin for another 2 inches of snow this weekend here in central VA. Groan...

Posted by: Talibill at March 22, 2013 10:23 AM (SRk5C)

27 What would MWR's porn name be?

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 10:23 AM (doBIb)

28 Unless this thread IS the ONT...

Posted by: Dante at March 22, 2013 02:21 PM (SkFDg)

We're all just living a lie...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 22, 2013 10:23 AM (4df7R)

#22,

Ok, I'll wear it, er, proudly then...

Posted by: Jess1 otherwise known as Kitty Frontage at March 22, 2013 10:24 AM (lbiWb)

30 27 Bilbo Teabaggins

Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at March 22, 2013 10:24 AM (+I8Mq)

31
I think Chuck Jones was responsible for the "in the future" toon, which is still great.

TV dinners, folding cars, all that neat stuff.

Posted by: soothsayer, a transcorporeal at March 22, 2013 10:24 AM (Yyowi)

32 I remember the good old days, before twitter, where ace wrote all his crazy thoughts here.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2013 10:24 AM (3+QKS)

33 Could someone get me an ice pack?

Posted by: Conor's friedersdorf at March 22, 2013 10:24 AM (xXCNf)

34 That is assuming Connor whatever has nuts...

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 10:24 AM (uhftQ)

35 EC, I thought MWR was a pron name...

Posted by: Jess1 otherwise known as Kitty Frontage at March 22, 2013 10:25 AM (lbiWb)

36 Oh crap, it's Tippy Resevoir. Did not see it the first time.

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 10:25 AM (doBIb)

37 I just want to thank you all for the porn names at the end of last thread. I can now answer two of your security questions online... If I were an evil asshole.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 22, 2013 10:25 AM (Pfr2x)

38 What would MWR's porn name be?

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 02:23 PM (doBIb)

From the last thread, "Tippy Reservoir."

if I were to update the rules to be the name of your MOST RECENT pet and the last street you lived on, it would be "Pippin Heartwood."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 22, 2013 10:25 AM (4df7R)

39 Holdover from the last thread.

Link to the 4th quarter earnings for Debbie's staff for 2012.

http://scoamf.us/8x

Yeah....they're fucking STARVING!!!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at March 22, 2013 10:25 AM (xmcEQ)

40 Story about a bakery that will either have to pay half its profits in O-care fines or fire half its employees. Ungrateful bread.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 22, 2013 10:25 AM (evdj2)

41 Award-winning nothingness.

Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2013 10:26 AM (VYVES)

42 The Head Ewok's busy kicking Conor Friederwhatever in the nuts over on Twitter. Kick away.

Posted by: Chromoly Man at March 22, 2013 10:26 AM (Kgi5G)

43 Where is that better class of trolls we were supposed to get with that Best Blog Kit? Seems like we are still getting those who type with one finger while playing in their own stools with the other.

Posted by: maddogg at March 22, 2013 10:26 AM (OlN4e)

44 I just want to thank you all for the porn names at the end of last thread. I can now answer two of your security questions online...Posted by: DangerGirl at March 22, 2013 02:25 PM (Pfr2x)

Only if you knew my maternal grandfather's middle name and the model of my first car.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 10:26 AM (sbV1u)

What would MWR's porn name be?

Randy Sparxx

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2013 10:26 AM (VhqUZ)

"Pippin Heartwood"

Hey, isn't he in the Hobbit?

Posted by: Jess1 otherwise known as Kitty Frontage at March 22, 2013 10:26 AM (lbiWb)

47 Oh crap, it's Tippy Resevoir. Did not see it the first time.

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 02:25 PM (doBIb)

You're forgiven. By the end of the last thread it was a bit like trying to wade through the humid jungles of Sumatra, the old thread stink was so thick in the air.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 22, 2013 10:27 AM (4df7R)

48 So when you are buying the cheesesteak is that when you bring up wanting to make her pancakes?

Posted by: Buzzion at March 22, 2013 10:27 AM (UZKFJ)

49 I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago. I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why the Republicans want to kill the groundhog. I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much. She could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, " I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore..." When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Mommy" she said, "why are the Republicans doing this to the country?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. I just fell into her arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes. She had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think itÂ’s too much, but seeing the strength in my daughters voice helped me to get through.

Posted by: CheChe v.7.0 at March 22, 2013 10:27 AM (feFL6)

50 If we had a modern goddamned blog platform, this post would contain a widget that updated said ball-kicking directly from Twitter. But I'm sure it'll be on Twitchy later.

Posted by: Andy at March 22, 2013 10:27 AM (C/NnJ)

Don't forget to slip some bills under Ace's string!

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at March 22, 2013 10:27 AM (YYJjz)

52 Hey, isn't he in the Hobbit?

Posted by: Jess1 otherwise known as Kitty Frontage at March 22, 2013 02:26 PM (lbiWb)

Yep! Well, Lord of the Rings. Good old Pippin with that gorgeous Scottish accent. *dreamy sigh*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 22, 2013 10:27 AM (4df7R)

53 if I were to update the rules to be the name of your MOST RECENT pet and the last street you lived on, it would be "Pippin Heartwood."

I have two dogs and a cat. In order from youngest to oldest:

Grizzly Mount

Charlie Mount

Tiger Mount

I'm leaning toward Grizzly over Tiger. Charlie Mount sounds ghey.

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 10:28 AM (doBIb)

54 Only if you knew my maternal grandfather's middle name and the model of my first car.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 02:26 PM (sbV1u)

You seem like an AMC Matador man to me.......

Posted by: maddogg at March 22, 2013 10:28 AM (OlN4e)

55 Now he's taking on The Atlantic.

Doing his best to shine lights in dark places......

Posted by: © Sponge at March 22, 2013 10:28 AM (xmcEQ)

56 5
1Ow! My Balls!

Actually I would probably watch that.

- The show is actually called 'Jackass'. I suggest watching it in 3-D. On weed.

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at March 22, 2013 10:28 AM (RRbuy)

57 Cost Of VP BidenÂ’s Hotel Stay For One Night In Paris On Our Dime? $585,000! Meanwhile no WH tours for us to see Â“the peopleÂ’s houseÂ” and Obama threatens the Easter egg roll. In a government gone crazy, where is the common sense?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2013 10:28 AM (9Bj8R)

58 Don't forget to slip some bills under Ace's string! **Shudder**

Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 22, 2013 10:28 AM (evdj2)

59 I heard Rush talking about that bakery. The only problem I have with this story.. the bakery employs over 50 people and only makes $200k per year in profits? WTF?

However.. there's gonna be a lot of stories of how ObamaCare sucks next year.. hopefully just in time for the elections. If we can take the Senate and keep the House, Obama will have two years to twiddle his thumbs.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2013 10:28 AM (f9c2L)

60 I remember the good old days, before twitter, where ace wrote all his crazy thoughts here.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2013 02:24 PM (3+QKS)

------------------------------------------

We'll just get the hours-old crumbs of his twitter feast.

Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2013 10:29 AM (VYVES)

61 What would MWR's porn name be?

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 02:23 PM (doBIb)

Peter Cravin?

Posted by: © Sponge at March 22, 2013 10:29 AM (xmcEQ)

#44,

Mephistopheles Javelin?

Jubal Gremlin?

Gustavus Mustang?

Posted by: Jess1 otherwise known as Kitty Frontage at March 22, 2013 10:29 AM (lbiWb)

Posted by: CheChe v.7.0 at March 22, 2013 02:27 PM (feFL6)

That has got to be one of the most adaptable long form memes in internet history. And it is always equally ridiculous.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 22, 2013 10:29 AM (4df7R)

64 Old Chuck Jones stuff was great. Did not care for his later work with Tom & Jerry.

McKimson was great.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 22, 2013 10:29 AM (wtvvX)

65 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 22, 2013 10:29 AM (4OvDk)

66 Flood your congresspeople's inbox's about immigration bill. Stop it like in 2007.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 22, 2013 10:29 AM (FKQng)

67 The only problem I have with this story.. the bakery employs over 50 people and only makes $200k per year in profits? WTF?

Lots of overhead.

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 10:29 AM (doBIb)

68 What is the twitter feed for Ace and Conor?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at March 22, 2013 10:29 AM (kXoT0)

Twitter is for fags........jus sayin'....

Posted by: maddogg at March 22, 2013 10:30 AM (OlN4e)

70 Ole Miss Racists have pulled ahead of the Wisconsin Whiteys in the NAACP tournament...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 22, 2013 10:30 AM (wtvvX)

71 They call me Tigger Springs.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2013 10:30 AM (VhqUZ)

53if I were to update the rules to be the name of your MOST RECENT pet and
the last street you lived on, it would be "Pippin Heartwood."

Harley Beaver. heh..

Posted by: Talibill at March 22, 2013 10:30 AM (SRk5C)

73 My porn name would be Rocky Firebird.

Posted by: Harry Junk at March 22, 2013 10:30 AM (3+QKS)

74 I cannot believe I missed a pron name discussion in the thread below, thus I am hauling it up here.
Mine is Sandy Sycamore.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at March 22, 2013 10:30 AM (VtjlW)

75 JeffB thinks *I'M* crazy. "The basic premise is that a student has the right to decide what sex he or she is, and the school is required to support the child's self-proclaimed identity in every respect. According to the aforementioned document, if a boy decides he is a girl, he is to be addressed as "she," and school records are to reflect his new preference by recording his feminine name of choice. Thus, "John" is to be known hereafter as "Jane" if s/he so desires, and parental assignation of nomenclature be damned. Schools are to promote gender neutral clothing. It appears that standard graduation garb such as blue gowns for boys and white for girls is to be scrapped along with any requirement that girls wear dresses to the prom. " From today's American Thinker Article "The Abolition of Sex". http://preview.tinyurl.com/awhwwzq

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 22, 2013 10:30 AM (bb5+k)

76 You seem like an AMC Matador man to me....... Posted by: maddogg at March 22, 2013 02:28 PM (OlN4e)

Not even close.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 10:30 AM (sbV1u)

77 PSA: Season finale of Burning Love is up plus the reunion episode. It truly is The Most Romantic Web Series That Will Ever Be.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 22, 2013 10:30 AM (+lsX1)

78 Twitter is the end of civilization.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at March 22, 2013 10:31 AM (ndlFj)

79 What would MWR's porn name be?

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 02:23 PM (doBIb)

Peter Cravin?

Posted by: Â© Sponge at March 22, 2013 02:29 PM (xmcEQ)

MWR's an ette, a ginger one at that, so it has to be something like "Crimson Bangs".

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 10:31 AM (doBIb)

Meanwhile no WH tours for us to see Â“the peopleÂ’s houseÂ” and Obama threatens the Easter egg roll. In a government gone crazy, where is the common sense?

Hell, where's anybody on the Right even talking about the lack of common sense in this government?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 22, 2013 10:31 AM (+z4pE)

81 Rosie Algonquin

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 22, 2013 10:31 AM (wtvvX)

"the old thread stink was so thick in the air"

I'd say you had enough...

Posted by: Slim "Taggert" Pickens at March 22, 2013 10:31 AM (lbiWb)

83 Democrats celebrated the third anniversary of the passage of President ObamaÂ’s signature health-care legislation on Friday by voting down a Republican amendment to repeal the entire law. http://tinyurl.com/afctlrl

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at March 22, 2013 10:31 AM (/b8+5)

84 What is the twitter feed for Ace and Conor?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at March 22, 2013 02:29 PM (kXoT0)

https://twitter.com/aceofspadeshq

don't give a shit about the other guy.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 22, 2013 10:32 AM (xmcEQ)

85 Ruby Cox

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2013 10:32 AM (VhqUZ)

86 And again. "ChicagoÂ’s White liberal ruling class to take minority five year olds innocence with LGBT Sex-Ed" "Coach is Right" article. http://preview.tinyurl.com/ahp4umr

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 22, 2013 10:32 AM (bb5+k)

87 Mine is Sandy Sycamore.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at March 22, 2013 02:30 PM (VtjlW)

That. Is perfect.

They call me Tigger Springs.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2013 02:30 PM (VhqUZ)

Now really read it like Sidney Poitier!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 22, 2013 10:32 AM (4df7R)

88 Not even close.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 02:30 PM (sbV1u)

Gremlin? Pinto? All new POS II?

Posted by: maddogg at March 22, 2013 10:32 AM (OlN4e)

89 Wait.....

MWR...you're a....a....ginger?

Seriously guys?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 10:32 AM (sbV1u)

90 MWR's an ette, a ginger one at that, so it has to be something like "Crimson Bangs". Cherry Bangs.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 22, 2013 10:33 AM (evdj2)

91 Only if you knew my maternal grandfather's middle name and the model of my first car.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 02:26 PM (sbV1u)

----------------------------------------------

As for the car, I'm thinking......Pacer.

Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2013 10:33 AM (VYVES)

92 MWR's an ette, a ginger one at that, so it has to be something like "Crimson Bangs".

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 02:31 PM (doBIb)

I guess there really isn't a feminine sounding name for cock, is there....

Posted by: © Sponge at March 22, 2013 10:33 AM (xmcEQ)

93 I keep wanting to pronounce Conor Friedsdorf's name with an Ahnuld accent, like in Terminator.

Posted by: joncelli, who missed breakfast at March 22, 2013 10:33 AM (RD7QR)

94 OT - Steel Panther is going on tour, and they're coming to my town. Are they coming to yours?

http://tinyurl.com/cahzy34

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at March 22, 2013 10:33 AM (RRbuy)

95 Lots of overhead.
Posted by: EC
.......
I guess! I just read the article.. apparently food service has very low margins.

http://tinyurl.com/cmw6z49

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2013 10:33 AM (f9c2L)

96
"talking like a pirate" is also an example of scraping the barrel

Posted by: soothsayer, a transcorporeal at March 22, 2013 10:33 AM (Yyowi)

97 74 I cannot believe I missed a pron name discussion in the thread below, thus I am hauling it up here. Mine is Sandy Sycamore. --- Dick Goezinya here.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 22, 2013 10:34 AM (e0xKF)

98 I hated how Chuck Jones drew eyes. The saucer eyed characters always creeped me out.

Posted by: no good deed at March 22, 2013 10:34 AM (xXCNf)

99 As for the car, I'm thinking......Pacer. Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2013 02:33 PM (VYVES)

Trust me....no one will get it.

But it was 1985 if that helps.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 10:34 AM (sbV1u)

100 Pet/Car...Josie Lexus. That sounds like a paralegal.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at March 22, 2013 10:34 AM (kXoT0)

101

"Now really read it like Sidney Poitier"

I was thinking more like Ernie Sabella...

Posted by: Slim at March 22, 2013 10:35 AM (lbiWb)

102 Any of you LEO types need cheap ammo, just leave your address and contact number and one of our operatives will be dropping by.

Posted by: Holder's Export Cartel at March 22, 2013 10:35 AM (WM+rJ)

103 But it was 1985 if that helps.

Excel.

Hahaha!!!

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 10:35 AM (doBIb)

104 Ace stalled out on Twatter. Maybe a fact filled, protein packed shiny new post coming shortly?

Posted by: © Sponge at March 22, 2013 10:35 AM (xmcEQ)

105 if I were to update the rules to be the name of your MOST RECENT pet and the last street you lived on, it would be "Pippin Heartwood." Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 22, 2013 02:25 PM (4df7R) Guess that makes me Poohbear Milton. Perfectly suited for gay porn.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2013 10:35 AM (+uAjr)

106
Why didn't they ever do a Monk/Psych crossover episode?

Posted by: soothsayer, a transcorporeal at March 22, 2013 10:35 AM (Yyowi)

107 99

Plymouth Horizon?

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at March 22, 2013 10:35 AM (RRbuy)

108 1985? Yugo!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2013 10:35 AM (f9c2L)

109 MWR...you're a....a....ginger?

Seriously guys?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 02:32 PM (sbV1u)

Yes. Yes I am. My hair is either SUPER red or only reddish, depending on the light. In bright sunlight it's been described as 'coppery.'

I blame my mutt British roots.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 22, 2013 10:35 AM (4df7R)

110 Urie Peniel

Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2013 10:36 AM (VYVES)

111 90 MWR's an ette, a ginger one at that, so it has to be something like "Crimson Bangs".

Cherry Bangs.

Red Pawn

Posted by: Harry Junk at March 22, 2013 10:36 AM (3+QKS)

112 Excel. Hahaha!!! Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 02:35 PM (doBIb)

Nope

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 10:36 AM (sbV1u)

113 Anyone see Archer last night? I love that his character absolutely loves animals.

Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2013 10:36 AM (m2CN7)

114 Excel.

Hahaha!!!

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 02:35 PM (doBIb)

K Car? Le Car?

Posted by: © Sponge at March 22, 2013 10:36 AM (xmcEQ)

115 Does that include the fur on your feet?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2013 10:36 AM (f9c2L)

116 Yes. Yes I am. My hair is either SUPER red or only reddish, depending on the light. In bright sunlight it's been described as 'coppery.' I blame my mutt British roots. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 22, 2013 02:35 PM (4df7R)

:::: sigh ::::

:::swoon ::::

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 10:36 AM (sbV1u)

117 The only problem I have with this story.. the bakery employs over 50 people and only makes $200k per year in profits? WTF? Wow. I would have killed to make that kinda money employing that many people. As a 'recovering' former business owner it is beyond belief the number of bloodsuckers that line up to take away profit. I had something like six different insurance policies; health insurance, workers compensation insurance, building insurance, key employee insurance, life insurance policies for employees, etc. Don't get me started on all of the taxes for the locals, the state, and then the Feds. In an industry as competitive as bread-making, they're probably pretty damn good numbers, but I'd have to see the cost of equipment, building, etc to decide. It might only be a 1% return for all I know.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at March 22, 2013 10:36 AM (feFL6)

118

Old Chuck Jones stuff was great. Did not care for his later work with Tom Jerry.

McKimson was great.

McKimson is my fave. CJ lost the bouncy moves when somebody got squished.

And I can *Spot That Producer* in three seconds or less now. I feel like I've watched every cartoon ever made in the past 24 hours.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 22, 2013 10:37 AM (+z4pE)

119 But it was 1985 if that helps.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 02:34 PM (sbV1u)

Honda Civic with a giant wing, itty bitty slot car wheels and giant fart can exhaust?

Posted by: maddogg at March 22, 2013 10:37 AM (OlN4e)

120 What did Conor do to get Ewok's fur all in a tangle?

Posted by: Cheri at March 22, 2013 10:37 AM (EAgmr)

121 Yes. Yes I am. My hair is either SUPER red or only reddish, depending on the light. In bright sunlight it's been described as 'coppery.' I blame my mutt British roots. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 22, 2013 02:35 PM (4df7R)

Cup size?

Someone was gonna ask anyway.....

Posted by: © Sponge at March 22, 2013 10:37 AM (xmcEQ)

122 K Car? Le Car? Posted by: Â© Sponge at March 22, 2013 02:36 PM (xmcEQ)

:::: shudder ::::

Hell no

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 10:37 AM (sbV1u)

123 Karman Gia--or however the hell you spell it.

Posted by: tasker at March 22, 2013 10:37 AM (r2PLg)

124

I tried to do a Obama porn name below and failed but I think this one is better.

Dinner Dirtroad

Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2013 10:37 AM (m2CN7)

125 Charlie Rangel with his millions of kids killed by assault rifles has become the Carl Sagan of gun control. Hey, Chuck! How many kids were killed by automatic weapons yesterday? Charlie: Mllions and millions and millions! I guess he using Shiela Jackson Lee math.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 22, 2013 10:38 AM (l37Hc)

126 Cup size? Someone was gonna ask anyway..... Posted by: Â© Sponge at March 22, 2013 02:37 PM (xmcEQ)

We know. You're asking for a friend.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 10:38 AM (sbV1u)

127 Trust me....no one will get it.

But it was 1985 if that helps.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 02:34 PM (sbV1u)

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Suburu.

Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2013 10:38 AM (VYVES)

128 Triumph TR4?

Posted by: © Sponge at March 22, 2013 10:38 AM (xmcEQ)

129 Test

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Assault CAD Monkey at March 22, 2013 10:38 AM (K+mtQ)

130 The Ewok is the Criss Angel of the Rebel Alliance.

Posted by: Dash Rendar at March 22, 2013 10:38 AM (3XhYt)

131 My hair is either SUPER red or only reddish, depending on the light. In bright sunlight it's been described as 'coppery.'

Copper Cupps.

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 10:39 AM (doBIb)

132 1985.... Pffft--corolla.

Posted by: tasker at March 22, 2013 10:39 AM (r2PLg)

133 Suburu. Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2013 02:38 PM (VYVES)

Nope

Triumph TR4?

.....annnnnd, no

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 10:39 AM (sbV1u)

134 Thanks be to rdbrewer for the Patrick Swayze commercial in the sidebar. He qualifies as my Kate Upton version of dayum! Even though he looks quite boyish in this clip. He was some major hotness in his day. Any scene in Dirty Dancing.....{fans self}

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2013 10:39 AM (ATdet)

135 Porn name models for joncelli:

Current pet/previous street name = Jasper Chesnut

Grandfather's middle name/first car = Claude Escort

Texas place name/French furniture name = Plano Armoire

Posted by: joncelli, who missed breakfast at March 22, 2013 10:39 AM (RD7QR)

136 Kind of a stupid sp*m detector.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Assault CAD Monkey at March 22, 2013 10:39 AM (K+mtQ)

137 Obama porn name, come on, real life gives us Reggie Love.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at March 22, 2013 10:39 AM (kXoT0)

138 "Mid-Afternoon Open Thread" why does that sound dirty?

Posted by: Guido PHD Squidology at March 22, 2013 10:39 AM (NQq8e)

139 Copper Cupps.

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 02:39 PM (doBIb)

Redd Foxxx

Posted by: © Sponge at March 22, 2013 10:40 AM (xmcEQ)

140 90 MWR's an ette, a ginger one at that, so it has to be something like "Crimson Bangs". Cherry Bangs. Posted by: toby928Â© for TB at March 22, 2013 02:33 PM (evdj2) Lets just be true morons and go with the name Dave Attell once asked a red head how many dates it would take him to call her. Clown Pussy Apologies to all the red heads :p

Posted by: Buzzion at March 22, 2013 10:40 AM (IlJqf)

141 128 Triumph TR4? Posted by: Â© Sponge at March 22, 2013 02:38 PM (xmcEQ) _____________ Oh wait... what was that damn Datsun thing?

Posted by: tasker at March 22, 2013 10:40 AM (r2PLg)

142 So has everyone seen Mooshelle as Queen yet?

Posted by: Lauren at March 22, 2013 10:40 AM (wsGWu)

143 @98: That didn't bug me until his later years, when he started adding eyelashes to everything, plus his linework was getting all crooked a la later Charles Schultz...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 22, 2013 10:40 AM (wtvvX)

144 Cup size?

Someone was gonna ask anyway.....

Posted by: Â© Sponge at March 22, 2013 02:37 PM (xmcEQ)

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Yup. We knew all of us were thinking it.

Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2013 10:40 AM (VYVES)

145 Pffft--corolla. Posted by: tasker at March 22, 2013 02:39 PM (r2PLg)

No.

I was a newly married and newly commissioned 2LT.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 10:40 AM (sbV1u)

146 Cup size? Someone was gonna ask anyway..... We were all thinking it.

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at March 22, 2013 10:40 AM (evdj2)

147 After that Osmond link yesterday, I'm kinda rooting for Conor to get in one good kick to the Ewok's scrotum.

Even the hint of cameltoe on Marie wasn't enough to offset the ear assault.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2013 10:41 AM (cHZB7)

148 dammit, not quick enough with the meme

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at March 22, 2013 10:41 AM (evdj2)

149 Oh wait...

what was that damn Datsun thing?

Posted by: tasker at March 22, 2013 02:40 PM (r2PLg)

Nah, that was a VW

Posted by: maddogg at March 22, 2013 10:41 AM (OlN4e)

150 Ace is up. Sort of.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 22, 2013 10:41 AM (4OvDk)

151 Porn name for Sherry McEvil using

Oklahoma town where Dad was born/French Furniture

Hogshooter Etagere

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at March 22, 2013 10:41 AM (kXoT0)

152

127 Trust me....no one will get it.But it was 1985 if that helps.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 02:34 PM (sbV1u)

Alpha Romeo....you're Eyetalian right?

Posted by: Guido PHD Squidology at March 22, 2013 10:41 AM (NQq8e)

153 I was a newly married and newly commissioned 2LT.

2LT pay and married?

Buick Skylark.

Posted by: EC at March 22, 2013 10:41 AM (doBIb)

154 Sean, what color was it?

Posted by: L, elle at March 22, 2013 10:42 AM (0PiQ4)

155 Datsun 280zx?

Posted by: © Sponge at March 22, 2013 10:42 AM (xmcEQ)

156 We had two Renault Encore's back then.. great little cars!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2013 10:42 AM (f9c2L)

157 Now he's taking on The Atlantic.

Doing his best to shine lights in dark places......

Posted by: Â© Sponge

***

What did the ocean ever do to him?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 22, 2013 10:42 AM (uhftQ)

158
@ 126

An 85 Pontiac Fiero.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 22, 2013 10:42 AM (SAMxH)

159 145 Pffft--corolla. Posted by: tasker at March 22, 2013 02:39 PM (r2PLg) No. I was a newly married and newly commissioned 2LT. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 02:40 PM (sbV1u) _____________ But army.... If you were AF it would be a corvette that you really couldn't afford.

Posted by: tasker at March 22, 2013 10:42 AM (r2PLg)

160 Will the porn actors union protest when they find out Obamacare doesn't cover rips and tears?

Posted by: YaHump at March 22, 2013 10:42 AM (XMCQO)

161

"apparently food service has very low margins"

Pretty much all small retail businesses do. They're talking "net net net" there, so it's not bad.

Posted by: Slim at March 22, 2013 10:42 AM (lbiWb)

162 I am Shiloh Cedar - I like it.

Posted by: Cheri at March 22, 2013 10:43 AM (EAgmr)

163 Did you see that Joey Boo Boo Biden spent $500,000 (of taxpayer money) for a single night in a Paris hotel? They must have been using Rangel math to figure the bill. I hope he at least got hot and cold running whores.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 22, 2013 10:43 AM (l37Hc)

Posted by: tasker at March 22, 2013 10:43 AM (r2PLg)

165 Cup size?

Someone was gonna ask anyway.....

Posted by: Â© Sponge at March 22, 2013 02:37 PM (xmcEQ)

I love this place.

And no, I'm not telling you.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 22, 2013 10:43 AM (4df7R)

166

Trust me....no one will get it.

But it was 1985 if that helps.

Solomon Century?

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 22, 2013 10:44 AM (vN7SY)

167 Sean, what color was it?

Baby blue. With a vanity plate that read "Armor"

And no one has gotten it yet. Although my Mom did have a Pontiac J2000 at the time.

What a POS that was.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 10:44 AM (sbV1u)

168 That didn't bug me until his later years, when he started adding eyelashes to everything, plus his linework was getting all crooked a la later Charles Schultz...

My daughter always asks if Jerry is a girl because of the eyelashes.

Posted by: no good deed at March 22, 2013 10:44 AM (xXCNf)

169 I was a newly married and newly commissioned 2LT.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 02:40 PM (sbV1u)

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A '73 Ford stationwagon.

Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2013 10:44 AM (VYVES)

170

Winston Breezeway.

Which doesn't sound very pr0n

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at March 22, 2013 10:44 AM (3ZtZW)

171 Toyota Celica Supra

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 22, 2013 10:44 AM (wtvvX)

172 Chevy Corsica. We had a baby blue '87

Posted by: Lauren at March 22, 2013 10:45 AM (wsGWu)

173 Sean, Chrysler Cordoba?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at March 22, 2013 10:45 AM (kXoT0)

174 Chevy Corsica. We had a baby blue '87 Posted by: Lauren at March 22, 2013 02:45 PM (wsGWu)

No, but that was one God-awful car.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 10:45 AM (sbV1u)

175 Datsun 280ZX

Posted by: Alte Schule - AKA Gunner Hennessey at March 22, 2013 10:46 AM (kI7zq)

176 A 1968 Ford Mustang.

Posted by: tasker at March 22, 2013 10:46 AM (r2PLg)

177 Did you see that Joey Boo Boo Biden spent $500,000 (of taxpayer money) for a single night in a Paris hotel? I understand that 450,000 of the bill was to replace the bidet after he dropped a deuce in it.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 22, 2013 10:46 AM (feFL6)

178 Damn it! Ace is up.

Posted by: tasker at March 22, 2013 10:47 AM (r2PLg)

179 1985 Toyota Tercel. Baby blue, grey vinyl interior.

In fact, so much of that car was made of vinyl that I swore the engine was vinyl.

But that thing went up and down every tank trail on Fort Riley, KS!

I later traded it in for a 1989 Ford Probe.

Because I believe every man should own a car named for a gynecological instrument.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 22, 2013 10:47 AM (sbV1u)

180 Did you see that Joey Boo Boo Biden spent $500,000 (of taxpayer money) for a single night in a Paris hotel?

I heard most of that went to cover up the dead hooker he left in the room.

Posted by: no good deed at March 22, 2013 10:48 AM (xXCNf)

181 How many Hewelts be here? Ace is up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bare treesinhorizon at March 22, 2013 10:48 AM (cxl8k)

182 Chrysler K-car

Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2013 10:48 AM (VYVES)

183 Tell me about it, and thanks to my grandpa the mechanic, my mom kept that pos for over 20 years.

Posted by: Lauren at March 22, 2013 10:48 AM (wsGWu)

184 Well now that everyone has their porn name and mine is a chicks name ...Trixie St. Michaels, which is my mothers fault for getting female dogs...why couldn't it be Bruno St. Michaels...or Tyrone...I named a pet cat Tyrone once...yes he was black and yes I'm raaaaacist.

Posted by: Guido PHD Squidology at March 22, 2013 10:48 AM (NQq8e)

185 My porn name is great. Lucky Williams.

Posted by: Lauren at March 22, 2013 10:49 AM (wsGWu)

186 Syria: Rebel Suicide Bomber Attacks Mosque Run By Pro-Regime Cleric, 42 KilledÂ… Blows my mind people want us to topple the Assad regime on behalf of the jihadist-infested rebels . And it's Bi-Partisian also, showing there are ignorant fools on both sides.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2013 10:51 AM (9Bj8R)

187 Pontiac T1000

Posted by: Dash Rendar at March 22, 2013 10:52 AM (3XhYt)

188 I thought Levin stomped the hell out of Freiderhofenhitler? Is he still pretending not to be a leftard?

Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 22, 2013 10:52 AM (PP8La)

189 Not fair, I grew up so far in the sticks, the road I grew up off of was just named "Rural Route" with a number. And now that the population of my hometown has increased to like 2,300, the road is now Main Street. Boring.

Posted by: Mainah at March 22, 2013 10:59 AM (659DL)

190
A Tercel.

And I had such high regard for you.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 22, 2013 11:06 AM (SAMxH)

191 Nancy Pelosi turned me into a newt...

...but I got better

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 22, 2013 11:19 AM (/gHaE)

192 Hello. Is this the Ace of Spades blog site? Or did I just wander into a porn chat room?

Posted by: kimoloka at March 22, 2013 11:28 AM (VVQM9)

193 Paypal doesn't take gold pressed latinum. Shitty 21st century technology.

Posted by: Quark at March 22, 2013 12:53 PM (ciuP5)

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