August 21, 2013

Mid Evening Open Thread
— Ace

Knockin' off time.

Here's one that's always good for 200 comments: Major studies are going to wrap up soon which may finally resolve the Calories/Carbs question.

John Ekdahl had a good response to BuzzFeed's daily hit whoring: No, the NRA isn't building a creepy turnkey police state datafile like the NSA has.

An old post by Elmore Leonard on his rules for writing.

He hates Adverbs.

Purple Avenger had a good post on Camille Paglia, knocking Anthony Weiner as a sexual basket case and demanding someone tell her just what it is exactly that Hillary Clinton ever accomplished.


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1 This post is just a cheap knock off.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 04:05 PM (pxDth)

2 San Francisco City Attorney Dennis Herrera is demanding that Nevada reimburse California cities and counties for treatment of about 500 indigent psychiatric patients who were given one-way bus tickets to the Golden State in recent years.

Those costs include about $500,000 that Herrera says San Francisco spent on medical care, housing and other aid for 20 people shipped here in a practice sometimes called Greyhound therapy.


... San Francisco has some balls. They sent hundreds to Antelope, Oregon back in the 1980's .. to join the followers of Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh by giving the homeless one-way tickets.

Posted by: Rajneeshpuram or Bust at August 21, 2013 04:06 PM (e8kgV)

3

At this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Hillary! in 2016 at August 21, 2013 04:08 PM (sOtz/)

4 Atkins is too extreme.

Posted by: tasker at August 21, 2013 04:08 PM (r2PLg)

5 I've seen worse posts, not in awhile, but they're out there.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 21, 2013 04:08 PM (v1mq9)

6 Ce poste a un fort relent d'échouer.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 21, 2013 04:10 PM (v1mq9)

7 Who cares as long as EBT still buys my Cherry Garcia?

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at August 21, 2013 04:10 PM (zZahl)

8 I'm excited to hear the results of the study. Is Taubes right?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2013 04:10 PM (qbDih)

9
Dennis Miller today was talking about Jon Stossel applying for govt benefits to see what he could get and he (a millionaire) got approved for over 50 different bennies.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 21, 2013 04:12 PM (uX+Qq)

10 I'm trying to figure out how to get all my carbs from beer, but breakfast is a little more difficult than I imagined.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 21, 2013 04:13 PM (hO8IJ)

11 It is mandatroy that i make this statement whenever the carbs issue comes up. My father was killed by Dr. Atkins' incompetence. He was a patient of his when he suffered undiagnosed congestive heart failure (Atkins was a cardiologist) and severe blockage while undergoing chelation twice a week at his park ave office. All the while on his low carb, high fat diet.

Posted by: endeavor to persevere at August 21, 2013 04:14 PM (zZJJp)

12 Dennis Miller today was talking about Jon Stossel applying for govt benefits to see what he could get and he (a millionaire) got approved for over 50 different bennies.

The real purpose to government benefits is buying votes, paying off cronies, and ensuring employment and funding for gummint drones.  It's for gummint purposes, not anyone else's.

Posted by: zsasz at August 21, 2013 04:15 PM (MMC8r)

13 I'm trying to figure out how to get all my carbs from beer, but breakfast is a little more difficult than I imagined.


Then you haven't tried the Beer n Bacon Breakfast?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2013 04:15 PM (8ZskC)

14 Keto is Atkins generation 2.0, right?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2013 04:16 PM (qbDih)

15 Bristol baby!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 21, 2013 04:16 PM (ZPrif)

16 >> 10 I'm trying to figure out how to get all my carbs from beer, but breakfast is a little more difficult than I imagined. I have just the thing you need

Posted by: Drew Carey at August 21, 2013 04:16 PM (zZJJp)

17
This is the third thing I read today that had the SPLC mentioned:

http://tinyurl.com/lu243sg

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 21, 2013 04:16 PM (uX+Qq)

18 Then you haven't tried the Beer n Bacon Breakfast?

Hrm...

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 21, 2013 04:17 PM (hO8IJ)

19 10 I'm trying to figure out how to get all my carbs from beer, but breakfast is a little more difficult than I imagined.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 21, 2013 08:13 PM (hO8IJ)


---


Beer soaked bacon?

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 21, 2013 04:18 PM (BVkEs)

20 I'm pretty sure they will find that calories are calories.It's possible that carbs make you eat more though.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2013 04:18 PM (9XBK2)

21 Pink : Try  http://tinyurl.com/9zyc8ar

Posted by: Dr Randy Jewels at August 21, 2013 04:19 PM (v1mq9)

22 Those costs include about $500,000 that Herrera says San Francisco spent on medical care, housing and other aid for 20 people shipped here in a practice sometimes called Greyhound therapy.

What's the problem?  Jerry Brown has fixed the budget and now we have loads of money.  We have som much money that we're advertising to get new takers in the CalFresh Welfare Parasite Plan.

I read all this in the L.A. Times so it has to be true.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2013 04:19 PM (8ZskC)

23 I'm proposing a National Politician Tax For every percent their fortunes rise above their pre-political career they are taxed at a rate of 1% for the first 10% 5% for 20% 10% for 30% 40% for 50% 90% for 60% and above

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at August 21, 2013 04:20 PM (MhA4j)

24 South Park had a Greyhound dumping episode. Pretty funny.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2013 04:21 PM (qbDih)

25 San Francisco City Attorney Dennis Herrera is demanding that Nevada reimburse California cities and counties for treatment of about 500 indigent psychiatric patients who were given one-way bus tickets to the Golden State in recent years. Those costs include about $500,000 that Herrera says San Francisco spent on medical care, housing and other aid for 20 people shipped here in a practice sometimes called Greyhound therapy. ... San Francisco has some balls. They sent hundreds to Antelope, Oregon back in the 1980's .. to join the followers of Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh by giving the homeless one-way tickets. Posted by: Rajneeshpuram or Bust at August 21, 2013 08:06 PM (e8kgV) F**k you 'Frisco. Just be glad we didn't send the damn NV legislature to you.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2013 04:21 PM (Vk2pI)

26 It's all poison!!11!!

Posted by: Teh Smug Food Nazi at August 21, 2013 04:21 PM (Dwehj)

27 saw an article today alleging Double Stuff Oreos aren't really 'double-stuffed'



I DON'T RECOGNIZE AMERICA ANY MORE

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 04:22 PM (8sCoq)

28 Eat more broccoli kids.

Posted by: Mooch eating baconNmushroom burgers at August 21, 2013 04:23 PM (Aif/5)

29 Double Stuff Oreos **** They will double stuff your ass and gut

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at August 21, 2013 04:23 PM (MhA4j)

30 Free At Last: BLACK STATE SENATOR Elbert Guillory DESTROYS LIBERALS IN NEW VIDEO http://commoncts.blogspot.com/2013/08/free-at-last-black-state-senator-elbert.html

Posted by: Steve at August 21, 2013 04:23 PM (xZPp3)

31 >> 24 I'm proposing a National Politician Tax Fuck em - the Catholic church has it right, make them take a vow of poverty and be childless. Only I say cut off their nuts to make sure of the second point. If they want to live like fucking messengers of God, make them act it.

Posted by: endeavor to persevere at August 21, 2013 04:24 PM (zZJJp)

32 Vodka does not count as carbs, does it?

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 04:26 PM (bufJH)

33 29 Tragedy! I tried the Oreos with the limited time banana split flavored filling a couple of weeks ago. I don't usually like artificial banana flavored anything but these weren't bad at all.

Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2013 04:27 PM (M/TDA)

34 Just drink your Ovaltine, jerkwads.

Posted by: hidden message inside TV test pattern at August 21, 2013 04:27 PM (3FoJj)

35 The CalFresh website offers welfare applications in the following languages:

English, Arabic, Armenian, Chinese, Farsi, Hmong, Japanese, Lao, Mien, Portuguese, Punjabi, Russian, Spanish, Tagalog, Ukrainian, Vietnamese.

You don't even need to learn how to ask for benefits in English to get benefits, because, RACISM.  What a country!

http://tinyurl.com/bmrtolg

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2013 04:27 PM (8ZskC)

36 Vodka does not count as carbs, does it? Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 08:26 PM The Bible got nuthin' on it so I guess no

Posted by: Lone Watie's Horse Pullin' A Wagon In Kansas at August 21, 2013 04:28 PM (MhA4j)

37 I think obamacare is teh awesome.

Posted by: A UPS spouse at August 21, 2013 04:28 PM (xGDj+)

38 I'm feeling the need for several big bags of Cheetos crunchy and several varieties of Doritos and a couple cases of twinkies.

Posted by: Confused in Seattle at August 21, 2013 04:28 PM (PG/h7)

39 You can eat a good amount of carbs and maintain your weight. You can restrict your carbs (and still have a lot) and actually lose weight - pretty steadily in fact. Restricting calories? Not so much. Why are people even debating this?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 21, 2013 04:29 PM (izEeL)

40 but my grocer has Hostess Cupcakes and Fruit Pies again

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 04:29 PM (8sCoq)

41 Good news. My congressman John Carter says we should just accept O'Care as the law of the land and go on about our wretched existences.

Posted by: Lone Watie's Horse Pullin' A Wagon In Kansas at August 21, 2013 04:30 PM (MhA4j)

42 The earlier thread about the SPLC demanding that if you can't help all kids you shouldn't be allowed to help any kids strikes at the root of what the left consideres "justice." They are do monomanically driven towards "equality," that they would, in the words of Margaret Thatcher, "rather the poor were poorer, provided the rich were less rich." They want to destroy and make everyone equally poor (aside from those who are more equal than others), and that that situation would somehow spontaneous create a utopia were everyone is free of teh eeevils of "hierarchy" and would live in communal bliss/ So convinced of this they are, that they are willing to destroy everything to hunt their White whale. Damn, I miss Maggie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv5t6rC6yvg

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2013 04:30 PM (Vk2pI)

43 The Barrel is open for business.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2013 04:31 PM (8ZskC)

44 TPH, the Barrel called looking for you

Posted by: sc at August 21, 2013 04:32 PM (x4/lX)

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 21, 2013 04:32 PM (lr3d7)

46 >The Barrel is open for business.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2013 08:31 PM (8ZskC)




there be dragons

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 04:32 PM (8sCoq)

47 Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 08:29 PM (8sCoq) And you can get them both on an EBT card. Win win!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 21, 2013 04:32 PM (XdnQT)

48 Did that fix it?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 21, 2013 04:32 PM (lr3d7)

49 Major studies are going to wrap up soon which may finally resolve the Calories/Carbs question. dunno It seems if you limit your calories, and make sure you are eating foods to give you the protein, vitamins and nutrients your body needs, spread out throughout the day, giving you the energy you need for the day, then you funnel yourself automatically into healthy eating and maintaining your weight (or losing if the case may be). You will logically reduce breads, processed foods and yummy desserts. Exercise or not. Exercise is a bonus to strength, or endurance.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2013 04:33 PM (IXrOn)

50 Proceed directly to the Barrel. Do not pass the ONT. Do not collect 200 ampersands.

Posted by: Pixopoly rules at August 21, 2013 04:33 PM (3FoJj)

51 How many carbs and or calories in white wine? Wonder if I could purchase it with a EBT card.

Posted by: A UPS spouse at August 21, 2013 04:33 PM (xGDj+)

52 I make it a point to eat nothing but red blooded American meat.

Posted by: Dr. Tobias Funke at August 21, 2013 04:33 PM (U4GjV)

53 he (a millionaire) got approved for over 50 different bennies

The food stamp requirements exempt a house and a car, placing no caps on value.  So, you could own a plush multi-million dollar crib and drive a new Mercedes and not break that part of the restrictions.

There are explicit and fairly tight lmitations on bank/brokerage account value, investment income and such. 

Everything explicitly mention as restricted is traceable with paper trail. 

The law says nothing about actual green money cash in duffels and mattresses, rare stamp/coin collections, art collections.

Basically, if you had a Walter White situation with a pallet full of cash money and kept your bank/brokerage/bond holding under about $4,000 you could legally get food stamps while owning a lux car and McMansion.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 21, 2013 04:33 PM (VZSHr)

54 I'm going to have 2 pieces of cheesecake tonight, both under 10g net carbs each. Cafe Cubano (Cuban Coffee), and Cherry-Almond. Yeah, my diet is a real bitch. I had bacon for dinner. Down 70lbs and counting.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 21, 2013 04:34 PM (4p5/2)

55 With that said, hubby downstairs doing his weights, and I'm going to jump on our recumbent and watch a show. *cheers

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2013 04:35 PM (IXrOn)

56 Damn, I miss Maggie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv5t6rC6yvg

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2013 08:30 PM (Vk2pI)


I love Steyn's story about how Maggie drank him under the table with Scotch and remained lucid all night.



Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 04:35 PM (bufJH)

57 But now Gallup is showing a sizable 30 day jump in the unemployment rate, from 7.7% on July 21 to 8.9% today.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 21, 2013 04:35 PM (e8kgV)

58 summer jobs?

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 04:36 PM (zOTsN)

59 Ahahaha! Atheists incensed after IRS grants them tax exemption as religious group Atheists incensed after IRS grants them tax exemption as religious group

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2013 04:37 PM (Vk2pI)

60 59. "Sizeable". ??? Looks more like a "slight uptick" to me. !!

Posted by: A UPS spouse at August 21, 2013 04:37 PM (xGDj+)

61 Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 21, 2013 08:35 PM (e8kgV) Pretty soon, it will be so bad that even Chef Ramsey can't cook the books!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 21, 2013 04:37 PM (XdnQT)

62 I am sure it was unexpected

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 04:38 PM (zOTsN)

63 unexpected and frowned upon

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 04:38 PM (8sCoq)

64 I heard a story on the radio on my way home from work about the gubment pushing to subsidize weed for poor people.

Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2013 04:38 PM (M/TDA)

65 Ahahaha! Atheists incensed after IRS grants them tax exemption as religious group http://tinyurl.com/msrrnds

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2013 04:38 PM (Vk2pI)

66

theres good carbs and bad carbs

you know what the government could issue to save money and jobs so we could choose which carbs we get?

 

come on down jwest!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 21, 2013 04:39 PM (V75zy)

67 Spent over five hours with the kid today doing DoDMERB physicals. Way too much humanity in those waiting rooms. Rewarded ourselves with ice cream for dinner.

Posted by: NCKate at August 21, 2013 04:39 PM (kwl+3)

68 Increased unemployment is always blamed on the weather. 

I blame the lack of hurricanes for the decline in construction jobs, poor car sales, and insurance companies firing claims adjusters

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 21, 2013 04:39 PM (VZSHr)

69 if we just gave the Syrians, Egyptians, Afghanis, Iraqis and Palestinians 25k dollar vouchers for schools, presto!! Peace in our time!!!

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 04:41 PM (zOTsN)

70 Did someone mention a sizable uptick? Send me your digits...

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 21, 2013 04:41 PM (U4GjV)

71 2 San Francisco City Attorney Dennis Herrera is demanding that Nevada reimburse California cities and counties for treatment of about 500 indigent psychiatric patients who were given one-way bus tickets to the Golden State in recent years. ---------- That's OK, because according to one poster here, SF can just run a tab for Nevada and that's just as good as a bunch of $100 bills.

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 04:41 PM (GLTPR)

72 This being an open thread, for those who are interested: my runaway cat Mags never showed up, so I'm pretty sure either the coyotes (in Delaware?) or foxes out back got him. Needing a cat where we are to keep down the mice (farm in Lower Delaware), I got a kitten from the lady at the hardware store. White longhair(ouch!), who got named Ghost for his ability appear and disappear with no notice. I plan to have him neutered so he won't run away, as soon as I can find out what it costs and save it up. (We are seniors, fixed income, and BarakO has taken us from comfortable to struggling, like so many others.

Posted by: Empire1 at August 21, 2013 04:42 PM (7gC7s)

73 Basically, if you had a Walter White situation with a pallet full of cash money and kept your bank/brokerage/bond holding under about $4,000 you could legally get food stamps while owning a lux car and McMansion.

If you put a beehive in your back yard, you could get farm subsidies like multimillionaire Jon Bon Jovi.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 21, 2013 04:42 PM (hO8IJ)

74 Knockin' off time. Oh, that's nice. Pretty sweet gig you've got there, ace. You get to call it a day, while the rest of us commenters have to go at it all night long.

Posted by: rickl at August 21, 2013 04:43 PM (sdi6R)

75 "...daily hit whoring."? Is that like gabe's post in the morning.

Posted by: Smokey Bear at August 21, 2013 04:43 PM (/tk/V)

76 So when's the next Moron Meet Up Bay Area edition?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue, now with 97% more depression at August 21, 2013 04:43 PM (dvRYt)

77 when they put you all on the greyhound!

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 04:44 PM (zOTsN)

78 #74  So sorry about Mags.  I lost a cat that way.  Maybe he'll still show up.

Glad you got a new kitty,  though!

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 21, 2013 04:44 PM (GoIUi)

79 You get to call it a day, while the rest of us commenters have to go at it all night long.


Yep. No rest for the wicked.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2013 04:44 PM (8ZskC)

80 Is that like gabe's post in the morning. Posted by: Smokey Bear at August 21, 2013 08:43 PM He's young enough to have a post in the morning

Posted by: Lone Watie's Horse Pullin' A Wagon In Kansas at August 21, 2013 04:44 PM (MhA4j)

81 Empire1 - sorry about Mags.  I remember you talking about this back when.  Hope things go well with the new kitteh.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 04:45 PM (PlTXA)

82 I plan to have him neutered so he won't run away ***** Like now that he's read this post he wont bolt?

Posted by: Lone Watie's Horse Pullin' A Wagon In Kansas at August 21, 2013 04:46 PM (MhA4j)

83 open thread? I know a girl from Honduras who can fix that, long time. (I wanted to say "Phillipines" but couldn't remember how to spell "Philippines")

Posted by: Mallfly at August 21, 2013 04:49 PM (bJm7W)

84
Star Trek actor Michael Dorn tells the Huffington Post that there was actual interest in a Captain Worf show last year, although it was put on hold because of Star Trek Into Darkness:

"Last year there was interest and I talked to a couple producers and we actually had pitch meeting with Paramount and CBS," Dorn said. "Business things got in the way in terms of the JJ Abrams movie coming out and CBS/Paramount and their relationship with JJ Abrams. I don't think they wanted to step on his toes by putting a new series on, but it's not dead yet. I've finished the script and hopefully someone will take a look at this and say we can do this."




Co-starring Megan Mullally and the fat kid from "Two and a Half Men".

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 04:50 PM (kdS6q)

85 Worf on Golf.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 21, 2013 04:51 PM (ZshNr)

86 >>>No, the NRA isn't building a creepy turnkey police state I had such a long day, brain fried, that I read that as "no, the NRA isn't building a creepy turkey pie state" -- which would actually be pretty cool.

Posted by: wooga at August 21, 2013 04:52 PM (4wjiP)

87 Wereworf of London.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 21, 2013 04:52 PM (3FoJj)

88

in Syria, it was Sarin gas

 

 

"The injuries correspond with sarin gas," he said in an interview on Skype. "Difficulty breathing, heavy breathing, inability to breathe to the point of suffocation. Slowing of the heart reaching cardiac arrest, constricted pupils, perspiration, convulsions and loss of consciousness to the point of death." 

 

 

 

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 04:53 PM (zOTsN)

89 86 The time is right for another Star Trek series.

Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2013 04:53 PM (M/TDA)

90 Let's do the time Worf again.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 21, 2013 04:53 PM (ZshNr)

91

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 21, 2013 08:42 PM (hO8IJ)

 

That...actually may explain something I saw the other day that seemed odd.

Little girl walking with her granddad and she said "one of our bees" and he said "yes, one of ours."

 

We have an exceptional amount of honey bees here, I wonder if someone has a hive.

Posted by: tsrblke at August 21, 2013 04:53 PM (GaqMa)

92 Worf of the Worlds

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 04:53 PM (pxDth)

93 Two townhalls in two days.  My congressman  had no idea that the US is putting asylum seeks up in hotels, also had no idea that the national debt has been  unchanged for ninety days.  Will give him his due on his immigration stance.  Young man said his father was killed by the cartels and his mother  brought them illegally to this country.  Congressman said he supported a path to citizenship for the young man but his mother broke the law and he would not support a path to citizenship for her.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2013 04:54 PM (FFHuv)

94 "San Francisco City Attorney Dennis Herrera is demanding that Nevada reimburse California cities and counties for treatment of about 500 indigent psychiatric patients who were given one-way bus tickets to the Golden State in recent years.Those costs include about $500,000 that Herrera says San Francisco spent on medical care, housing and other aid for 20 people shipped here in a practice sometimes called Greyhound therapy."

The massively Democratic state of Hawaii, lacking Greyhound for therapeutic purposes, now have a quiet program where they put one-way plane tickets back to the mainland in the hands of their local vagrants, accompanied by a stiff shove in the back.

Fen's Law in its umpteenth million iteration. The Left really don't believe the things about which they sanctimoniously lecture the rest of us.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 21, 2013 04:54 PM (gqT4g)

95 It Could Be Worf.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 21, 2013 04:54 PM (ZshNr)

96 Whose Worf is It Anyway?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 04:54 PM (pxDth)

97 >94 Worf of the Worlds<



Moochelle of the worlds.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 04:54 PM (PlTXA)

98 A Worf show would be cool, especially if they repeatedly inserted dialogue about that "Douche Wesley Crusher"

Posted by: wooga at August 21, 2013 04:55 PM (4wjiP)

99 #80 -- HAVE to have a cat in this area, or you will definitely get overrun by mice. The new one is a long-hair, which may be a problem, but he's quite nice and friendly, but loves to bat at the TV screen when I'm trying to lockpick on Skyrim. PIA, since I can't see through him. (Grin)

Posted by: Empire1 at August 21, 2013 04:56 PM (7gC7s)

100
Speaking of Star Trek Into Darkness.  An iTunes rip has been winging around the internet for the last few days.

Boy, that movie pretty much sucks. And Simon Pegg needs a punch.  Maybe two.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 04:56 PM (kdS6q)

101 Worf made DS9 even better.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 04:56 PM (bE2IT)

102 Who's afraid of Virginia Worf?

Posted by: NCKate at August 21, 2013 04:56 PM (kwl+3)

103 and by the by, I lost a lot of weight couple of years ago (admitted, I gained much of it back).
Two rules:
1 - eat less (you don't really need that mid-morning bagel, although I cut back much more)
2 - more physical activity (being able to walk to and from work, at a minimum 45 minutes each day helped; I eventually pushed it to over an hour each way)
3 - skip the evening meal and have some alcohol (while taking that long walk home, and no I am serious; at least, it worked for me)

although I did this in 2008, before the coronation of King Barky, so at that time I had some hope about this and that (a blonde in particular), if knowing that helps

Posted by: Mallfly at August 21, 2013 04:57 PM (bJm7W)

104 lolwut? Atheists incensed after IRS grants them tax exemption as religious group http://tinyurl.com/msrrnds

Posted by: The Political Barrel at August 21, 2013 04:57 PM (Vk2pI)

105 100 Guest shots from all his former cast mates except, of course, Whoopi Goldberg.

Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2013 04:57 PM (M/TDA)

106

The Hollyworf Squares

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 04:57 PM (pxDth)

107 btw, the Iron Man 3 dvd rip is now online.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 04:57 PM (bE2IT)

108 Captain Worf and The Ridgebrows, best brass combo I ever saw.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 21, 2013 04:57 PM (ZshNr)

109 "Dude, Where's My Worf?"

Posted by: Lone Watie's Horse Pullin' A Wagon In Kansas at August 21, 2013 04:58 PM (MhA4j)

110

Guest shots from all his former cast mates except, of course, Whoopi Goldberg.

Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2013 08:57 PM (M/TDA)

 

****

 

I'm not much of a Star Trek fan, but didn't the Whoop-ster play some sort of alien councilwoman with a giant head?

 

 

Wait...what?

 

That was her regular size head?  Holy crap!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 04:59 PM (pxDth)

111 A Worf Too Far.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 21, 2013 04:59 PM (4p5/2)

112 Surviveworf.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 21, 2013 04:59 PM (3FoJj)

113 Worf and Peace

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 21, 2013 05:00 PM (ZshNr)

114 Star Trek actor Michael Dorn tells the Huffington Post that there was actual interest in a Captain Worf show last year, although it was put on hold because of Star Trek Into Darkness: "Last year there was interest and I talked to a couple producers and we actually had pitch meeting with Paramount and CBS," Dorn said. "Business things got in the way in terms of the JJ Abrams movie coming out and CBS/Paramount and their relationship with JJ Abrams. I don't think they wanted to step on his toes by putting a new series on, but it's not dead yet. I've finished the script and hopefully someone will take a look at this and say we can do this." Co-starring Megan Mullally and the fat kid from "Two and a Half Men". Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 08:50 PM (kdS6q) Wait, wasn't he appointed Ambassador from the Federation to the Klingon Empire

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2013 05:00 PM (Vk2pI)

115 112 She was the wise pontificating bartender.

Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2013 05:00 PM (M/TDA)

116 Bullworf

Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 05:01 PM (bE2IT)

117 Let's Do the Time Worf Again!

Posted by: Vendette at August 21, 2013 05:01 PM (dXflh)

118
It Could Be Worf.
Posted by: Lincolntf




Walt Disney's Wonderful Worf of Color

"The Worf is a carousel of color..."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 05:01 PM (kdS6q)

119 >>>107 100 Guest shots from all his former cast mates except, of course, Whoopi Goldberg. Tasha Yar... What about the young, non-puffy Ashley Judd?

Posted by: wooga at August 21, 2013 05:01 PM (4wjiP)

120 A Worf Too Far. Posted by: akula51
---------------------

Possible winner.
I see no point in my lame Worfnado!  entry.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 21, 2013 05:01 PM (aDwsi)

121 So You Think You Can Worf.

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 05:02 PM (GLTPR)

122

...the fat kid from "Two and a Half Men".

 

****

 

That kid has gotten so chubby they are going to change the name to "Three-point-three-seven   Men"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 05:02 PM (pxDth)

123 >She was the wise pontificating bartender.<



Whose entire race was nearly wiped out by the Borg.   Nearly - sadly for us.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:02 PM (PlTXA)

124 Troy does Worf.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 21, 2013 05:02 PM (4p5/2)

125 I know you hate it ace, but it's calories in/calories out. That's it. I've found that people who argue it's deeper than that are usually overweight and don't have the willpower to starve for a few months.


I was pretty fat for most of my life, did the eat better and exercise shit on and off for years. Never worked. I finally sucked it up and went on the anorexic diet for about half a year. Lost 60 pounds. That was about 5 years ago, and now I eat whatever I want, just try to not overdo it too often. And after I lost the weight I found exercise a hell of a lot easier. Running two miles used to leave me gasping for air, now I do about 30 miles a week no problem. I'm back to eating like a fat guy, but I don't look like it.

Posted by: mugiwara at August 21, 2013 05:02 PM (hpYnL)

126 121 I think Tasha died didn't she?

Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2013 05:02 PM (M/TDA)

127

Co-starring Megan Mullally and the fat kid from "Two and a Half Men".

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 08:50 PM (kdS6q)


--Featuring Moochzilla in an uncredited cameo as Mrs. Worff.

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 05:02 PM (bufJH)

128 CSI: Worf

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 21, 2013 05:02 PM (ZshNr)

129

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2013 09:00 PM (Vk2pI)

 

He was a lot of things across the movies.

I think they left him at Captain in Nemisis, but it was unclear.

(According to Wikipedia, "unclear" is actually the right term.)

And really no "The Trekkie Hat" sock. For shame!

Posted by: tsrblke at August 21, 2013 05:02 PM (GaqMa)

130 "This being an open thread, for those who are interested: my runaway cat Mags never showed up, so I'm pretty sure either the coyotes (in Delaware?) or foxes out back got him."

Damn, that's too bad. Condolences.

As for coyotes, they are everywhere. Extremely adaptable, smart, prolific and good at hiding. I've seen photos of coyotes in Dolores Park in the heart of incredibly crowded urban San Francisco.

And they are major predators of domestic cats, unfortunately. Dogs will chase cats, often for fun. Coyotes *hunt* cats for meals, and will do things dogs typically don't do, such as quietly lie in wait for an ambush.

One real problem in suburbia is that it takes a bigger round than you would think to put down a nuisance coyote on the first shot. Big enough to cause consternation among neighbors who freak out at any discharge of a gun nearby. You may want to speak to your local bowhunting contingent about that matter.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 21, 2013 05:02 PM (gqT4g)

131 Magnum P. Worf.

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 05:03 PM (GLTPR)

132 AirWorf

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:03 PM (NEIxp)

133 How the West was Worfed

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 05:03 PM (pxDth)

134 Worf Rider.

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 05:04 PM (GLTPR)

135 Worf World Z

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 05:04 PM (zOTsN)

136 Worferines!!!!

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at August 21, 2013 05:04 PM (u6lBN)

137 My Three Worfs

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 05:04 PM (GLTPR)

138

It's Worf Your Life.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 21, 2013 05:04 PM (ZshNr)

139

oops

 

World Worf Z

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 05:04 PM (zOTsN)

140 Das Worf

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:05 PM (NEIxp)

141 The Dick Van Worf Show.

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 05:05 PM (GLTPR)

142 The Worf Who Would be King

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:05 PM (NEIxp)

143 Worf Frow Worf

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 21, 2013 05:05 PM (ZshNr)

144
Beakman's Worf

OK, that one I'm watching.  Grumpy Worf grousing at Lester the Lab Rat and a changing series of bubbly female assistants.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 05:05 PM (kdS6q)

145 My Mother The Worf.

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 05:05 PM (GLTPR)

146 Star Worfs

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:05 PM (NEIxp)

147 Trapper Worf, MD

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:06 PM (NEIxp)

148 Teen Worf

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 05:06 PM (zOTsN)

149

The Worfenpoof Song

 

 

 

 

 

(Oh, and get off my lawn)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 05:06 PM (pxDth)

150 Do not leave food outdoors for your cat. The coyotes wait for them to feed and catch them unawares.

Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2013 05:06 PM (M/TDA)

151 Babylon Worf

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 05:06 PM (GLTPR)

152 Worfgate

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 05:06 PM (GLTPR)

153 132 I'm doubtful about foxes. A full grown house cat (say, 11 lbs.), with claws would be a formidable prey for a fox.

FWIW, my neighbor's cat, Spike, disappeared for *three* years, then turned up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 21, 2013 05:06 PM (aDwsi)

154 okay

Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 05:07 PM (bE2IT)

155 Garrrrrrr!!!!! Some people. Rage Inspiring Idiocy and the Economy New post at sig.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 05:07 PM (GEICT)

156

 

Elmore Leonard link is dead.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 21, 2013 05:07 PM (1Y+hH)

157 >FWIW, my neighbor's cat, Spike, disappeared for *three* years, then turned up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 21, 2013 09:06 PM (aDwsi)<


With a name like Spike, he may have gone to Sturgis.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:07 PM (PlTXA)

158 It's A Wonderful Worf.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at August 21, 2013 05:07 PM (Dwehj)

159 The Amazing Spider-Worf

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 05:07 PM (GLTPR)

160

worfysomething

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 05:07 PM (pxDth)

161 Elmore Leonard Get Worfy

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 21, 2013 05:08 PM (3FoJj)

162 As for coyotes, they are everywhere. Extremely adaptable, smart, prolific and good at hiding.... Posted by: torquewrench at August 21, 2013 09:02 PM *** I have a Heeler Shepard mix. If something's about she'll come and get me. She can hear things walking outside. One night she comes in and talks dog noises to me to get me to come see. I open the door and there's a Coyote. They had been staring at each other through the picture window.

Posted by: Lone Watie's Horse Pullin' A Wagon In Kansas at August 21, 2013 05:08 PM (MhA4j)

163 Elmore Leonard link is dead.


Exactly how he would've written it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 21, 2013 05:08 PM (ZshNr)

164 heh Air Lingus just took off. heh

Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 05:08 PM (bE2IT)

165 Worfen I was a Teenage Wereworf

Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2013 05:08 PM (bKA83)

166 Worf Dynasty

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 05:08 PM (GLTPR)

167

With a name like Spike, he may have gone to Sturgis.


Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 09:07 PM (PlTXA)


****


Was he sporting any new tattoos?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 05:09 PM (pxDth)

168 2 for $5...4 for $10

Posted by: BignJames at August 21, 2013 05:09 PM (ZNQKl)

169 Worf Sized Spider.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:09 PM (PlTXA)

170 Worff about Bob?

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 05:09 PM (bufJH)

171 The Kardashians

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 05:09 PM (zOTsN)

172 Worf Is Enough

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 05:10 PM (GLTPR)

173 Above the Worf

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:10 PM (NEIxp)

174 Michelle Obama

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 05:10 PM (GLTPR)

175

Was he sporting any new tattoos?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 09:09 PM (pxDth)


***

 

"Born To Ride...Meow"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 05:10 PM (pxDth)

176 Worfering Heights

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 21, 2013 05:10 PM (3FoJj)

177 Worfenstein

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:10 PM (NEIxp)

178 "They Worf Expendable" "Bridge over the River Worf"

Posted by: Lone Watie's Horse Pullin' A Wagon In Kansas at August 21, 2013 05:10 PM (MhA4j)

179 Worff Dark Thirty.

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 05:11 PM (bufJH)

180 Saving Private Worf

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 05:11 PM (GLTPR)

181 The Way We Worf

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 05:11 PM (pxDth)

182 Where are the animals on slides?  I fully expect to be entertained with random animals on slides!!!!

Posted by: DangerGirl, full of sweet rage at August 21, 2013 05:11 PM (GrtrJ)

183 Much Ado About Worf

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:11 PM (NEIxp)

184 Only When I Worf

Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 05:11 PM (bE2IT)

185 The Great Worftsby

Posted by: Lone Watie's Horse Pullin' A Wagon In Kansas at August 21, 2013 05:11 PM (MhA4j)

186 Well, wonder how long until we see a twin of this floating through Congress.  Because the children.  And the Middle Class.

https://tinyurl.com/p6xyunj

Posted by: Country Singer at August 21, 2013 05:11 PM (T1R3G)

187

Sitting by the Wharf of the Bay- 

 

 

 

 

(SWIDT?)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 05:12 PM (pxDth)

188 Worfloose

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 05:12 PM (GLTPR)

189 Gone with the Worf

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:12 PM (PlTXA)

190 A Worf Runs Through It

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:12 PM (NEIxp)

191 Brave Worf

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:12 PM (PlTXA)

192 The Worf Wing.

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 05:12 PM (GLTPR)

193 The Good, The Bad And The Worf

Posted by: Lone Watie's Horse Pullin' A Wagon In Kansas at August 21, 2013 05:12 PM (MhA4j)

194 Citizen Worf

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:13 PM (NEIxp)

195 Now you all are just being silly!   

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 05:13 PM (pxDth)

196 Dude, Where's My Worf?

Posted by: mugiwara at August 21, 2013 05:13 PM (hpYnL)

197 Worf it to me!

Posted by: Vendette at August 21, 2013 05:13 PM (dXflh)

198 Broke Worf Mountain

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:13 PM (PlTXA)

199 Dirty Worfy

Posted by: Low Information Voter at August 21, 2013 05:13 PM (Dwehj)

200 Hangover III: Waking up with Worf

Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2013 05:13 PM (bKA83)

201 Worfablanca

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:13 PM (NEIxp)

202 The Good, The Bad, and The Worf.

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 05:13 PM (GLTPR)

203 Here's one that's always good for 200 comments: Major studies are going to wrap up soon which may finally resolve the Calories/Carbs question. I guarantee it won't. First of all, because what other serious stuff is settled by facts. Even if the facts were a fairly complete picture instead of a narrow slice - and *proper* science virtually always studies narrow slices (this studies a narrow slice - whether it's proper or not I don't yet know). Secondly, because the human body is a hugely complex mechanism, not a boiler. (throws adenoviruses and epigentic changes at study, watches it explode into a ball of green fire)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 21, 2013 05:13 PM (qyfb5)

204 My Mother, the Worf.

Posted by: Vendette at August 21, 2013 05:13 PM (dXflh)

205 Worf heart

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 05:13 PM (zOTsN)

206 Worf-In

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 05:14 PM (GLTPR)

207 Worf the FUCK is going on here?

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 05:14 PM (lq3Ak)

208 The Worffather

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:14 PM (PlTXA)

209 The World According to Worf

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:14 PM (NEIxp)

210

The Carol Burnett and Worf Show

Watch Tim Conway try to get Worf to laugh for the blooper reel....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 05:14 PM (kdS6q)

211

Deep Worf

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 05:14 PM (zOTsN)

212 Oh, Gads no, not Worf jokes. I shut off the chat feature in STar Trek Online because of the Gorn jokes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 21, 2013 05:14 PM (qyfb5)

213 The Lion, the Worff, and the Wardrobe


Better off Worff

Like Worff for Chocolate

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 05:14 PM (bufJH)

214 The Worffather

Posted by: Lone Watie's Horse Pullin' A Wagon In Kansas at August 21, 2013 05:15 PM (MhA4j)

215 The Worfs of Hazzard

Posted by: Country Singer at August 21, 2013 05:15 PM (T1R3G)

216

 

Hey there Little Red Riding Hood

You sure are looking good

You're everything....

Posted by: Meremortal at August 21, 2013 05:15 PM (1Y+hH)

217 Lots of good writers hate adverbs.  Stephen King says to go back over your manuscript and "kill your darlings," meaning spot and delete the adverbs. 

Some good pointers from the late Elmore Leonard.  They can help all kinds of prose, not just fiction.

Speaking of good prose, hope you guys look in on Steven Greenhut at the San Diego Union Tribune, and Reason.com and all kinds of other places.  Great job exposing government excess, in the target rich Golden State.


Posted by: Tim Fountain at August 21, 2013 05:15 PM (iYlIC)

218 All the President's Worfs.

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 05:15 PM (GLTPR)

219 Willie Worfa and the Chocolate Factory

Posted by: Lone Watie's Horse Pullin' A Wagon In Kansas at August 21, 2013 05:15 PM (MhA4j)

220 Gorn With the Wind?


Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 05:15 PM (lq3Ak)

221 Worf October

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:15 PM (PlTXA)

222 The Longest Worf

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:16 PM (PlTXA)

223 Worf Fest

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 21, 2013 05:16 PM (hO8IJ)

224 Mel Gibson in.. The Man Without A Worf

Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 05:16 PM (bE2IT)

225 A View to A Worf

Posted by: DangerGirl, full of sweet rage at August 21, 2013 05:16 PM (GrtrJ)

226 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Worf

Posted by: Lone Watie's Horse Pullin' A Wagon In Kansas at August 21, 2013 05:16 PM (MhA4j)

227 Trust me, even the horde can't come up with a Gorn joke that isn't told *every day* in STO.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 21, 2013 05:16 PM (qyfb5)

228 The Worf Who Loved Me

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:16 PM (NEIxp)

229 ?222 Gorn With the Wind?<



Yer doing it wrong.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:16 PM (PlTXA)

230 Worf And Peace

Posted by: zombie tolstoi at August 21, 2013 05:16 PM (joFbZ)

231 Desperate Houseworfs

Posted by: Fritz at August 21, 2013 05:17 PM (C1d5Z)

232 OctoWorffy

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:17 PM (PlTXA)

233 Forrest Worf

Posted by: Lone Watie's Horse Pullin' A Wagon In Kansas at August 21, 2013 05:17 PM (MhA4j)

234 For Worf's Eyes Only

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:17 PM (NEIxp)

235 197 Now you all are just being silly!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 09:13 PM (pxDth)
Now?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 21, 2013 05:17 PM (QDk4A)

236 I'm Gorn to Kansas City

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 05:17 PM (pxDth)

237

PassWorf

With Allen Luden and Worf

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 05:17 PM (kdS6q)

238 Worf On A Hot Tin Roof.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at August 21, 2013 05:17 PM (u6lBN)

239 Worfship Down

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 05:18 PM (bufJH)

240 219 Lots of good writers hate adverbs. Stephen King says to go back over your manuscript and "kill your darlings," meaning spot and delete the adverbs. King would be well-advised to take a pass through his own work, and gun down every instance of "all the same." Of course he would run out of ammo...

Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2013 05:18 PM (bKA83)

241 Worf Locker

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 05:18 PM (GLTPR)

242 Worf-Ass and Worf-Ass 2

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:18 PM (NEIxp)

243 Can't Put My Ferengi On It?

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 05:18 PM (lq3Ak)

244

 

Charlie's Worfs?

Posted by: Meremortal at August 21, 2013 05:18 PM (1Y+hH)

245 The Color Worf

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:18 PM (PlTXA)

246 Play it a-gorn, Sam.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 05:18 PM (pxDth)

247 Worf's List

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:18 PM (PlTXA)

248 From Worf With Love

Posted by: DangerGirl, full of sweet rage at August 21, 2013 05:18 PM (GrtrJ)

249 The Maltese Worf

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 21, 2013 05:18 PM (aDwsi)

250 Flow  --->
<-----Me

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 05:18 PM (lq3Ak)

251 When Worf Met Sally.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:18 PM (PlTXA)

252 Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 09:16 PM (PlTXA)


http://youtu.be/0Jar5y4ylSM?t=1m45s

Posted by: Country Singer at August 21, 2013 05:19 PM (T1R3G)

253 Deep Worf

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 05:19 PM (bufJH)

254 A Worf For All Seasons

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:19 PM (NEIxp)

255 James Bond:  The Worf is Not Enough

Posted by: DangerGirl, full of sweet rage at August 21, 2013 05:19 PM (GrtrJ)

256 Worf Does Dallas

Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 05:19 PM (bE2IT)

257 Andromedan Strain

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 05:20 PM (lq3Ak)

258 jeez, let this end

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 05:20 PM (8sCoq)

259

235 Forrest Worf

Posted by: Lone Watie's Horse Pullin' A Wagon In Kansas at August 21, 2013 09:17 PM (MhA4j)

 

*****


Alternate title:  "Worf-ist Gump"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 05:20 PM (pxDth)

260 The Opening of Misty Worf

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:20 PM (PlTXA)

261 Hicks: Ease off, Ripley! You're just grinding Worf.

Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2013 05:20 PM (bKA83)

262 The Grapes of Worf

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 21, 2013 05:20 PM (aDwsi)

263 When in Romulan

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 05:20 PM (lq3Ak)

264

The L Worf

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 05:20 PM (kdS6q)

265 Citizen Worf

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:20 PM (PlTXA)

266 A Streetcar Named Worf

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 21, 2013 05:20 PM (aDwsi)

267 Saving Private Worf

Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 05:20 PM (bE2IT)

268 Meh, scratch that link, it skipped the part I wanted.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 21, 2013 05:20 PM (T1R3G)

269 To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Worf

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 05:20 PM (bufJH)

270 And while I'm Worfing, I'm doing the nerdy thing of organizing thousands of ebooks.  I'm so awesome.

Posted by: DangerGirl, full of sweet rage at August 21, 2013 05:21 PM (GrtrJ)

271 Being John Malkoworf

Posted by: mugiwara at August 21, 2013 05:21 PM (hpYnL)

272 Who's Afraid of Virginia Worf

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 21, 2013 05:21 PM (aDwsi)

273 I love the smell of Worf in the morning. Wait, no.

Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2013 05:21 PM (bKA83)

274

264 The Grapes of Worf


Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 21, 2013 09:20 PM (aDwsi)

 

****

 

Nice!!


 

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 05:22 PM (pxDth)

275 Where the Worfs Are

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at August 21, 2013 05:22 PM (MhA4j)

276 Wayne's Worf? Does that work? I don't get the meme exactly .

Posted by: L, elle at August 21, 2013 05:22 PM (0PiQ4)

277 Worf Busters

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:22 PM (PlTXA)

278 The worf identity, the worf supremacy, the worf ultimatum And who could forget ... Saving Private Worf?

Posted by: Matt Damon at August 21, 2013 05:22 PM (xGDj+)

279 $tar Worfs

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at August 21, 2013 05:22 PM (MhA4j)

280 Worffyshack

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:22 PM (PlTXA)

281 Three Worf T-Shirts.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at August 21, 2013 05:22 PM (u6lBN)

282 127 I know you hate it ace, but it's calories in/calories out. That's it. I've found that people who argue it's deeper than that are usually overweight and don't have the willpower to starve for a few months. Well it's true for the most part. Our bodies aren't nuclear reactors so all mass we take in eventually leaves us minus any accumulation. Our bodies though are bioreactors and each one is set up a little bit differently with a varying efficiencies and preferences for the fuel. So you may eat 2000 calories in a day and expend 1800 of them and the other 200 leave in your waste. Another person could eat that same 2000 and expend only 1700 store 150 as fat and then the remaining leaves in waste.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2013 05:22 PM (3Vi4Y)

283 Worst diet ever - the juicer. I can't vouch for whether it works or not, as two days was about all I could take.

Posted by: UWP at August 21, 2013 05:22 PM (vj51i)

284

The Man From W.O.R.F.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 05:22 PM (kdS6q)

285 Screw it...   Worfs Collide

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 05:23 PM (lq3Ak)

286 And for crap not worth the buck at Red Box, "The Art of Worf"

Posted by: Tim Fountain at August 21, 2013 05:23 PM (iYlIC)

287 The Worf Hunter

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 21, 2013 05:23 PM (aDwsi)

288 WTF??? http://tinyurl.com/mbxcthd

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2013 05:23 PM (Vk2pI)

289 Worf! Worf! Worf!

Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 05:23 PM (bE2IT)

290 Fast Worfs at Ridgemont High

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:23 PM (PlTXA)

291

Does that work? I don't get the meme exactly .

Posted by: L, elle at August 21, 2013 09:22 PM (0PiQ4)

 

*****

 

It pretty much has devolved into

1.)  Think of the name of a movie or song


2.)  Substitute 'Worf' for any noun

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 05:23 PM (pxDth)

292 Woof Woof Worf

Posted by: ontherocks at August 21, 2013 05:24 PM (tuwA6)

293 I've lost all semblance of control. Sigh.

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at August 21, 2013 05:24 PM (Dwehj)

294 Worf Chicks

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 05:24 PM (lq3Ak)

295 Apocalypse Worf

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:24 PM (NEIxp)

296 The Worf Knight Rises

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at August 21, 2013 05:24 PM (MhA4j)

297 They Died With Their Worfs On

Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 05:24 PM (bE2IT)

298 W*O*R*F*

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 05:24 PM (pxDth)

299

You know that list of top/hot blogs that gets put   out every year?

 

 

This is  how you make that list.

 

 

Hey I don't make the rules.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 21, 2013 05:24 PM (1Y+hH)

300 Do You Really Want to Worf Me?

Posted by: Vendette at August 21, 2013 05:24 PM (dXflh)

301 The Worf who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 05:25 PM (bufJH)

302 Tora! Tora! Worf!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:25 PM (NEIxp)

303 Worf-score and worfy years ago, our Worf-fathers brought worf on this continent a new nation...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 05:25 PM (pxDth)

304
Worf and Mindy

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 05:25 PM (kdS6q)

305 I never saw They Died With Their Boots On and always wondered what the title means. It means they died fighting?

Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 05:25 PM (bE2IT)

306 Everybody Wants to Rule the Worf

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 05:25 PM (lq3Ak)

307 The Silence of the Worfs

Posted by: DangerGirl, full of sweet rage at August 21, 2013 05:25 PM (GrtrJ)

308 Twelve Angry Worfs

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at August 21, 2013 05:25 PM (MhA4j)

309 The Grapes of Worf
is the thread winner, guys.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 05:25 PM (joFbZ)

310 Moby Worf -- the true story of a large-headed Alien who trolls conservative message boards, hoping to spear the Great White Whale. It is a tragic story, because he can never find Chris Matthews on these boards.

Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2013 05:26 PM (bKA83)

311 jworf

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:26 PM (PlTXA)

312 The Merry Worfs of Windsor

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 21, 2013 05:26 PM (3FoJj)

313

We are back from a road trip to New Orleans, took one of the twin daughters to start her freshman year at Tulane. My wife's best friend warned us that when they dropped their daughter off at college a few years back, they said their goodbyes, walked to the car, mom drove, dad cried for the five hour drive home. I figured it would be tough to say good bye but didn't realize how tough. We had the other daughter and my wife's sister with us, which kept me from a five hour cry. I just felt like it.

Saturday we head to Charlottesville for the other daughter's move in at UVA.

No regrets nor complaints. It's a first world problem. But the house will be  way too quiet come Sunday.    

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 21, 2013 05:26 PM (LABNk)

314 Worfmart

Worf Better

Posted by: ontherocks at August 21, 2013 05:26 PM (tuwA6)

315 G.I. Worf

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 05:26 PM (lq3Ak)

316 worfB

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:26 PM (PlTXA)

317 Yes, soothsayer.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 05:26 PM (joFbZ)

318 Worf in the Garden of Good and Evil

Posted by: Fritz at August 21, 2013 05:26 PM (C1d5Z)

319 worfstic

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:26 PM (PlTXA)

320 An inconvenient WORF

Posted by: Matt Damon at August 21, 2013 05:26 PM (xGDj+)

321 Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 09:25 PM (bE2IT)

Yes.  As opposed to dying with their boots off, in bed of old age.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 21, 2013 05:26 PM (T1R3G)

322 average worf

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:27 PM (PlTXA)

323 mr. worf worf

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:27 PM (PlTXA)

324 Mr Worf Goes To Washington

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at August 21, 2013 05:27 PM (MhA4j)

325 Was it Really Worf it?

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 05:27 PM (lq3Ak)

326 Worfy's Choice

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 05:27 PM (joFbZ)

327 The Boy What Cried Worf

Posted by: mugiwara at August 21, 2013 05:28 PM (hpYnL)

328 Ben-Worf

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at August 21, 2013 05:28 PM (MhA4j)

329 Their Eyes Were Watching Worf

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:28 PM (NEIxp)

330 Driving Miss Worfy

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:28 PM (PlTXA)

331
The Six Worfs of Henry the XIII

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 05:28 PM (kdS6q)

332 Mr. Worf Goes to Washington.

Posted by: oBladi-oBlada at August 21, 2013 05:28 PM (qQk+U)

333 Worf The Dog

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 05:28 PM (joFbZ)

334 Occupy Worf Street

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:29 PM (PlTXA)

335 The Last Worf on the Left

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:29 PM (NEIxp)

336 >>> Substitute 'Worf' for any noun Worfus Muldoon? Or is it Seamus Worfdoon? I think Im doing it wrong.

Posted by: L, elle at August 21, 2013 05:29 PM (0PiQ4)

337 Monty pythons life of worf The holy worf. Monty pytho's flying worf

Posted by: Matt Damon at August 21, 2013 05:29 PM (xGDj+)

338

They Died With Their Boots On

--- ---  ---  ---

 

Irrigators?

Posted by: Meremortal at August 21, 2013 05:29 PM (1Y+hH)

339 This is the Worf Open Thread

Posted by: ontherocks at August 21, 2013 05:29 PM (tuwA6)

340

Bollyworf.

Who is Killing the Great Worfs of Europe?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 21, 2013 05:29 PM (LABNk)

341

did you see the epic Georgia Tech Convocation Speech

 

pure awesome

 

course hubby is a heck of an engineer

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 05:29 PM (zOTsN)

342 Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 09:25 PM (bE2IT)


http://youtu.be/4m7RPjQxjmA

Posted by: Country Singer at August 21, 2013 05:30 PM (T1R3G)

343 WORF-E

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 05:30 PM (joFbZ)

344 I am here and I have panda mingon! Who is hungry! with or without koala sauce?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 05:30 PM (Z9EHQ)

345 New York Times columnist and Nobel Prize winning Princeton economist Paul Krugman is battling plagiarism charges after a distinguished UCLA professor of economics leveled the accusation against him on his blog. In an open letter to Paul Krugman, UCLA economics professor Roger Farmer alleges that Krugman stole his ideas and repackaged them in his New York Times columns. "Perhaps you have read some of my recent work: Perhaps not. I infer that you may be aware of it since your columns often select themes that closely mirror my writings, usually a day or two after they are circulated. Perhaps that is due to the coincidence fairy," writes Farmer.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 21, 2013 05:30 PM (e8kgV)

346 I'm going to Worf...er...bed.  Catch you all tomorrow.

Posted by: DangerGirl, full of sweet rage at August 21, 2013 05:30 PM (GrtrJ)

347

The Sonny and Worf Comedy Hour

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 05:30 PM (kdS6q)

348 We need a new Worf-free threat. Also, Shakespeare in the original Klingon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiRMGYQfXrs

Posted by: The Political Worf at August 21, 2013 05:31 PM (Vk2pI)

349 The Worf is Not Enough

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 05:31 PM (lq3Ak)

350 To Worf and Die in L.A.

Posted by: Tim Fountain at August 21, 2013 05:31 PM (iYlIC)

351 Bang the Worf Slowly

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:31 PM (NEIxp)

352 Let's pack it up and call it a day, gang. Time to head back to Uranus.

Posted by: Aliens searching for intelligent life on teh interwebz at August 21, 2013 05:31 PM (Dwehj)

353 Johnny Got His Worf

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:31 PM (NEIxp)

354 Saving Private Worf

Posted by: oBladi-oBlada at August 21, 2013 05:31 PM (qQk+U)

355

St. Elseworf

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 05:31 PM (kdS6q)

356 And for our Univision audience, Sabado Worf.  Or Worf Gigante.

Posted by: Tim Fountain at August 21, 2013 05:32 PM (iYlIC)

357 They remake a lotta crap today but they never remake some of the really good WWII movies.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 05:32 PM (bE2IT)

358 Gone with the Worf.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 21, 2013 05:32 PM (LABNk)

359

 

The Krugman thing sounds juicy. It also sounds like Farmer has got the goods on pansy-face.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 21, 2013 05:32 PM (1Y+hH)

360 SanFran is America's urinal, amirite?

Posted by: model_1066 at August 21, 2013 05:32 PM (QMWjL)

361 37 Cicero: I can top that. Saw today that the Illinois welfare department has translators for Klingon. Not. Kidding.

Posted by: speedster1 at August 21, 2013 05:33 PM (yeM7r)

362 New York Times columnist and Nobel Prize winning Princeton economist Paul Krugman is battling plagiarism charges after a distinguished UCLA professor of economics leveled the accusation against him on his blog.
In an open letter to Paul Krugman, UCLA economics professor Roger Farmer alleges that Krugman stole his ideas and repackaged them in his New York Times columns.
"Perhaps you have read some of my recent work: Perhaps not. I infer that you may be aware of it since your columns often select themes that closely mirror my writings, usually a day or two after they are circulated. Perhaps that is due to the coincidence fairy," writes Farmer.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 21, 2013 09:30 PM (e8kgV)



Not sure why anyone would claim to be who the Krugworf gets his theories from.

Posted by: mugiwara at August 21, 2013 05:33 PM (hpYnL)

363 "New York Times columnist and Nobel Prize winning Princeton economist Paul Krugman is battling plagiarism charges after a distinguished UCLA professor of economics leveled the accusation against him on his blog."
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy

Worfless Worfhead Who is Worf Than Zero

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 05:33 PM (lq3Ak)

364 Gone with the Worf.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Worf.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 21, 2013 05:33 PM (hO8IJ)

365 if someone was going to give the US an enema they would put the tube in san francisco. or fort leonard wood.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 05:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

366 Worf and Worfer

Posted by: oBladi-oBlada at August 21, 2013 05:33 PM (qQk+U)

367
Welcome Back, Worf

another I'd like to see

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 05:34 PM (kdS6q)

368 Worf M.D.
"Get me my Vicodin, p'tach!"

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 05:34 PM (joFbZ)

369 Elmore Leonard really, really, really hates adverbs.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 05:34 PM (pxDth)

370 if someone was going to give the US an enema they would put the tube in san francisco They'd just get off on it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:35 PM (NEIxp)

371 The Teenage Vampire Worfs

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 05:35 PM (GLTPR)

372 Danny Worfful

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 05:35 PM (lq3Ak)

373 A Fistful of Worf

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:35 PM (NEIxp)

374 A Worf meme? Staying out of this one.

Posted by: eman at August 21, 2013 05:35 PM (AO9UG)

375 The Krugman thing sounds juicy. It also sounds likeFarmer has got the goods on pansy-face. Posted by: Meremortal at August 21, 2013 09:32 PM (1Y+hH) Sounds like something from the soon-to-be best seller "Things overheard on a SanFran bus" series. Just joshin'...sorta.

Posted by: model_1066 at August 21, 2013 05:35 PM (QMWjL)

376 Triumph of the Worf.

(I denounce myself.)

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 21, 2013 05:35 PM (hO8IJ)

377 a remake of Run Silent, Run Deep? or a prOn version...Run Silent, Run Balls Deep?

Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 05:35 PM (bE2IT)

378 so, sounds as if whats her name from king of queens, the hot redhead wife, is starting to come unglued. I may have to find where I stashed the british sterling and clean up the side burns. and hide this thread from the wife.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 05:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

379 Worftropolis

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:36 PM (NEIxp)

380 Harold and Kumar Go to Worf Castle

Posted by: mugiwara at August 21, 2013 05:37 PM (hpYnL)

381

365 if someone was going to give the US an enema they would put the tube in san francisco. or fort leonard wood.

 

Nope. Marianna Arkansas.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 21, 2013 05:37 PM (LABNk)

382 The Adventures of Worf, Queen of the Desert

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 05:37 PM (joFbZ)

383 if Krugman was stealing from him, I wouldn't brag.  Its crap

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 05:37 PM (zOTsN)

384 Worf of Green Gables

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 05:37 PM (joFbZ)

385 >Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 21, 2013 09:26 PM (LABNk)


well, the daughter at UVA will see better football games

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 05:37 PM (8sCoq)

386 21 Worf Street

Posted by: @JohnTant at August 21, 2013 05:37 PM (GLTPR)

387 Right now, I don't give a Worf, so go Worf yourselves... ...what's a Worf?

Posted by: model_1066 at August 21, 2013 05:37 PM (QMWjL)

388 Nope. Marianna Arkansas. Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 21, I thought that was what was flushed?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 05:37 PM (Z9EHQ)

389 Blazing Worfs

Posted by: oBladi-oBlada at August 21, 2013 05:37 PM (qQk+U)

390 Old Worfer.

You'll never forget the ending.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 21, 2013 05:38 PM (hO8IJ)

391 *shoots self in head*

I kn stll out debat librls

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 05:38 PM (lq3Ak)

392 Benny and the Worfs

Posted by: oBladi-oBlada at August 21, 2013 05:38 PM (qQk+U)

393 A Worf Called Horse

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:38 PM (NEIxp)

394 Little Worf on the Prairie

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:39 PM (PlTXA)

395 The Bishop's Worf

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 05:39 PM (joFbZ)

396 The kings' worfs Worf, the great and powerful The wizard of worf The wizards of waverly worf The Rachel Worfow show???

Posted by: Matt Damon at August 21, 2013 05:39 PM (xGDj+)

397 My Own Private Worf-aho

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:39 PM (PlTXA)

398 Worfageddon.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 21, 2013 05:39 PM (hO8IJ)

399 You'll never forget the ending.

Worf's Web. We cried and cried at the end.

Posted by: Aliens searching for intelligent life on teh interwebz at August 21, 2013 05:40 PM (Dwehj)

400 porno: Deep Worf

Behind the Green Worf?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 21, 2013 05:40 PM (hO8IJ)

401 Can I just finish my worffles?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 05:40 PM (pxDth)

402 "The Worf of Muslims" brb I've got a bunch of L.A. Sheriff's Deputies at the door...

Posted by: Tim Fountain at August 21, 2013 05:40 PM (iYlIC)

403 Born on the Worf of July

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 05:40 PM (joFbZ)

404 Journey to the Center of the Worf

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:40 PM (NEIxp)

405 Obama has been accused of touching Hairy Read's Worf...Hairy insists it was consensual. Or vice versa.

Posted by: model_1066 at August 21, 2013 05:40 PM (QMWjL)

406 My Big Fat Worf Wedding

Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2013 05:40 PM (bKA83)

407 Going to go to worfotle for a worfrrito

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 05:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

408 Her Imperial Highness, Her Grace, Her Excellency, Her Royal Majesty, the Queen of Hearts! Who's been painting my roses red? WHO'S BEEN PAINTING MY ROSES RED? Who dares to taint With vulgar paint The royal flower bed? For painting my roses red Someone will lose his head

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 21, 2013 05:41 PM (e8kgV)

409 Leggo my Worf-o

Posted by: Tim Fountain at August 21, 2013 05:41 PM (iYlIC)

410 So of course I post about the Illinois welfare...er...social services department using Klingon translators BEFORE I see all the Dorn/Worf posts. It was at JWR if anyone's interested (on the iPad and can't figure out tinyurl on it).

Posted by: speedster1 at August 21, 2013 05:41 PM (yeM7r)

411 My Big Fat Worf Wedding Posted by: Splunge at August 21 My big fat worfing

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 05:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

412 Chariots of worf A worf with a view

Posted by: Matt Damon at August 21, 2013 05:41 PM (xGDj+)

413 The wizard of worf **** We're worff to see the wizard.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 05:41 PM (pxDth)

414 Saving Worf's Privates
and the Worf-fest is straining the hamsters, I see.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 05:42 PM (joFbZ)

415 I've got a bunch of L.A. Sheriff's Deputies at the door...

Heh.

Posted by: The NSA at August 21, 2013 05:42 PM (Dwehj)

416 407 So of course I post about the Illinois welfare...er...social services department using Klingon translators BEFORE I see all the Dorn/Worf posts. What's Klingon for "Klingon's accept death, not Worfare"?

Posted by: model_1066 at August 21, 2013 05:42 PM (QMWjL)

417 Kill Worf

Posted by: oBladi-oBlada at August 21, 2013 05:42 PM (qQk+U)

418 top worf; remake or porn, either way

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 05:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

419 Christmas in the Whitehouse

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 05:42 PM (zOTsN)

420 (don't ban me please)

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 05:43 PM (zOTsN)

421 Searching for Worf

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:43 PM (NEIxp)

422 What distinguishes a UCLA professor anyway?


Wouldn't it have been great if the guy wrote "I didn't really believe any of the tripe that you stole Buttwipe, I was just so sure that you'd eagerly gobble it up I couldn't resist".



Nobel Plagiarism Winnah Paul Krugerror 

Posted by: ontherocks at August 21, 2013 05:43 PM (tuwA6)

423 This thing just took off.  There was nothing I could do to stop it.  Nothing.  These big hands could not stop it.  I could not hold it back.

...not even with these big hands.  These useless hands.

-Neverending Worfing

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 05:44 PM (lq3Ak)

424

W.O.R.F in Cincinnati

*drops mic*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 05:44 PM (kdS6q)

425 Cool Hand Worf

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 05:44 PM (joFbZ)

426 Worf Story.

with a rollerblading horse.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 21, 2013 05:44 PM (hO8IJ)

427 Who can turn the world on with a smile? Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile? Well it's you, Worf, and you should know it With each glance and every little movement you show it.

Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2013 05:44 PM (bKA83)

428 413 model 1066 "Oy vey?"

Posted by: speedster1 at August 21, 2013 05:44 PM (yeM7r)

429 Worf #1: Hey, did you have a good time last night?

Worf #2: Worf-tacular!

Worf #1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Worfette.

Worf #2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started worfing me.

Worf #1: Shut the Worf up!

Worf #2: Yeah!

Worf #1: Right in the Worfing parking lot?

Worf #2: Worf-Yeah!

Worf #1: Oh! That is freaking Worf!

Posted by: The Worfs at August 21, 2013 05:44 PM (hpYnL)

430 shakespeare in worf or worfspeare in love?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 05:45 PM (Z9EHQ)

431 418 What distinguishes a UCLA professor anyway? Offhand, I'd say the rancid stench.

Posted by: model_1066 at August 21, 2013 05:45 PM (QMWjL)

432 worging game? Crying worf?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 05:46 PM (Z9EHQ)

433 Good evening, Horde. The word, the witch, and the worfdrobe.

Posted by: Gingy at August 21, 2013 05:46 PM (aH+zP)

434 Worf Lola Worf

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 21, 2013 05:46 PM (hO8IJ)

435 Mel Brooks'... YOUNG WORFENSTEIN

Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 05:46 PM (bE2IT)

436 W.O.R.F in Cincinnati *** Now THAT'S a keeper!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 05:46 PM (pxDth)

437 Never Cry Worf

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2013 05:46 PM (NEIxp)

438 Fiddler on the Worf

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 05:46 PM (joFbZ)

439 It's not knockin' off time.


It's knockin' up time.

Posted by: Antonio Cromartie at August 21, 2013 05:47 PM (bufJH)

440 The Worf in Winter

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 21, 2013 05:48 PM (hO8IJ)

441 Field of Worfs

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:48 PM (PlTXA)

442 Worf's Song

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:48 PM (PlTXA)

443

 

The Good, The Bad and...

 

 

I can't   do it....

Posted by: Meremortal at August 21, 2013 05:49 PM (1Y+hH)

444 Dr. Strangeworf or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Worf

Posted by: mugiwara at August 21, 2013 05:49 PM (hpYnL)

445 The Princess Worf?

Posted by: speedster1 at August 21, 2013 05:49 PM (yeM7r)

446 usual worfs

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 05:49 PM (Z9EHQ)

447 Fiddler on the Worf Posted by: andycanuck at August 21, 2013 09:46 PM (joFbZ) ***** ...And a clutch late-inning hit from andycanuck.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 05:49 PM (pxDth)

448 So much for the topic about diets and calories being the 200 comment getter huh ace?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 21, 2013 05:49 PM (qXRN3)

449 The Phantom Worf.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 21, 2013 05:49 PM (hO8IJ)

450 I got to have a shot of what you got is oh so sweet. You got to make it hot, like a boomerang I need a repeat, Gimme all your Worfin', all your hugs and kisses too, Gimme all your Worfin', don't let up until we're through, You got to whip it up and hit me like a ton of lead, If I blow my top will you let it go to your head? Gimme all your Worfin', all your hugs and kisses too, Gimme all your Worfin', don't let up until we're through. You got to move it up and use it like a schoolboy would. You got to pack it up, work it like a new boy should. Gimme all your Worfin', all your hugs and kisses too. Gimme all your Worfin', don't let up until we're through.

Posted by: model_1066 at August 21, 2013 05:50 PM (QMWjL)

451 Kling On Me

Posted by: new Worf movie at August 21, 2013 05:50 PM (wVMeA)

452 Worfelysium Worfer in the rye The worfian candidate

Posted by: Matt Damon at August 21, 2013 05:51 PM (xGDj+)

453 You've gotta know when to Worf 'em
Know when to cloak 'em
Know when to fly away
Know when to raise shields...

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 21, 2013 05:52 PM (hO8IJ)

454 The Sixth Worf

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:52 PM (PlTXA)

455 The Passion of the Worf

Posted by: Matt Damon at August 21, 2013 05:52 PM (xGDj+)

456 Josh Earnest is the absolute definition of a postmodern WH Press Secretary.

The ironic cognitive dissonance indicates either a dark Orwellian sense of humor or ZERO self awareness, especially after Jay Carney's laugh fests.

.....more likely the latter.

Posted by: ontherocks at August 21, 2013 05:52 PM (tuwA6)

457 Worf 10 from Navarone

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 21, 2013 05:53 PM (3FoJj)

458 The Unbearable Lightness of Worf

Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2013 05:53 PM (bKA83)

459 Wow...talk about beating a dead Worf....

Posted by: model_1066 at August 21, 2013 05:54 PM (QMWjL)

460 3:10 to Worf

Posted by: mugiwara at August 21, 2013 05:54 PM (hpYnL)

461 Abraham Lincoln: Worf Hunter

Posted by: Tim Fountain at August 21, 2013 05:54 PM (iYlIC)

462 Dirty Worfy

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 05:54 PM (PlTXA)

463 Ya'll have about worfed this thread out. Worfen.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 05:54 PM (md+3j)

464 I'm going to roll some cigarettes.  Hopefully, this will all be over before I get back.  My participation in this abortion has not only stained the Weasel Name for my Father, but it has left me pining for the ONT.

Perhaps the sweet, sweet release of the ONT will release the stain that permeates my very soul.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 05:55 PM (lq3Ak)

465 My new project. Bawnee Worf, an American Life

Posted by: Matt Damon at August 21, 2013 05:55 PM (xGDj+)

466 Seven Brides For Seven Worfs

Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 05:55 PM (bE2IT)

467 What's Worf Got to Do with It?

Posted by: adams borg porn at August 21, 2013 05:55 PM (L039j)

468 Wow...talk about beating a dead Worf.... *** Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 05:55 PM (pxDth)

469 Sweet Sweetback's Worf-ass Song

Posted by: Tim Fountain at August 21, 2013 05:55 PM (iYlIC)

470 God bless and keep the Borg (far away from us!)

Posted by: Tevye at August 21, 2013 05:55 PM (joFbZ)

471 All Quiet on the Worftern Front.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 21, 2013 05:56 PM (hO8IJ)

472 459. Could be worse ... The cock thread of 20???

Posted by: Matt Damon at August 21, 2013 05:56 PM (xGDj+)

473 The Worf of Khan


Hey, wait a sec . . .

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 05:56 PM (bufJH)

474 John Wayne in... She Worf A Yellow Ribbon

Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 05:57 PM (bE2IT)

475 Bill and Ted's Excellent Worfventure

Posted by: mugiwara at August 21, 2013 05:57 PM (hpYnL)

476 It's A Wonderful Worf

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 05:57 PM (joFbZ)

477 I have something to say about calories/carbs: I lost a shit-ton of weight, and I never restricted carbs. I chose higher fiber breads but that was the only difference.

Posted by: Gingy at August 21, 2013 05:57 PM (aH+zP)

478 Disney Presents.. The Computer Worf Tennis Shoes

Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 05:57 PM (bE2IT)

479 The Full Worfy

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 05:58 PM (joFbZ)

480 The Worf of Khan. *** Way to go logprof, you've Mobius-ed us.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 05:58 PM (pxDth)

481 make it stop

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 05:58 PM (8sCoq)

482 The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Worf Dimension

Posted by: mugiwara at August 21, 2013 05:58 PM (hpYnL)

483 38 Vodka does not count as carbs, does it?

Ethanol = C2H5OH

Carbon - check
Hydrogen - check
Oxygen - check

Looks like a carbohydrate, walks like a carbohydrate, smells like a carbohydrate...must be a carbohydrate ;->

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 21, 2013 05:59 PM (VZSHr)

484 derp.derp.derp

Posted by: Cicero Kid at August 21, 2013 05:59 PM (DHQv9)

485

I've lost 60 lbs so far this year by cutting back on carbs, especially the bread-rice-potato-type carbs.  I think it's a matter of reducing both calories and carbs.  If you cut back on bread and potatoes, it's easy to cut down on calories.  And for me, eating bread and bakery stuff makes me crave more bead and cupcakes, so it's easier to just cut it out altogether.  I eat all the meat, nuts, vegetables, eggs, and fats I want, and I don't get hungry nearly as often as I did before I started the low-carb diet. 

Exercise is important, but diet is the key to weight loss.  You get strong in the gym; you get skinny in the kitchen.

Posted by: biancaneve at August 21, 2013 05:59 PM (6bYlh)

486 Good Worf Hunting

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 05:59 PM (joFbZ)

487 How Worf Got His Nga'chuq Back

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 21, 2013 06:00 PM (hO8IJ)

488

Schoolhouse Worf!

"I am NOT a bill!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 06:00 PM (kdS6q)

489 Twelve angry Worfs

(worves?)

Posted by: adams borg porn at August 21, 2013 06:00 PM (L039j)

490 Worfjango Unchained

Posted by: Tim Fountain at August 21, 2013 06:00 PM (iYlIC)

491 The Worf Identity (I'm not calling dibs on the sequels so knock yourselves out)

Posted by: Tim Fountain at August 21, 2013 06:01 PM (iYlIC)

492 In the land of the Klingons, the Worf is King!

Posted by: Thrawn at August 21, 2013 06:01 PM (Dsds2)

493 Fat Al Gore's back at the top of Drudge, flappin' his fat yap with little Ezra Klein about those evil climate deniers.

Meanwhile, Drudge links to Daily Mail with an article 'Why isn't the Earth warming like scientists said it would?' which wonders what has changed that is preventing the warming-- never hitting on the primary truth that the predictions of warming were the bullshit to begin with.  There's no need to find an explanation further than the science was never science.

Posted by: zsasz at August 21, 2013 06:01 PM (MMC8r)

494 What's Eating Worfbert ghIrep?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 21, 2013 06:02 PM (hO8IJ)

495
The Mary Tyler Worf Show

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 06:02 PM (kdS6q)

496 The Worf who would be Klingon!

Posted by: adams borg porn at August 21, 2013 06:02 PM (L039j)

497 Worfs Up with Gilbert Grape

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 06:02 PM (PlTXA)

498 Honey I shrank the Worfs The worf trap Stuart worf Mama worf

Posted by: Matt Damon at August 21, 2013 06:02 PM (xGDj+)

499 I want my WorfNT...

Posted by: Vendette at August 21, 2013 06:03 PM (dXflh)

500 An Inconvenient Worf

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 06:03 PM (joFbZ)

501 Night of the Living Worfs

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 06:03 PM (PlTXA)

502 View to a Worf
License to Worf
Tomorrow Never Worfs

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 21, 2013 06:04 PM (hO8IJ)

503 Teenage Mutant Ninja Worfs

Posted by: mugiwara at August 21, 2013 06:04 PM (hpYnL)

504 course hubby is a heck of an engineer Posted by: thunderb
------------

North Avenue Trade School

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 21, 2013 06:04 PM (aDwsi)

505 It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Worf
(The replicators ran out of prune juice)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 06:04 PM (joFbZ)

506 The Worf who loved me

Posted by: adams borg porn at August 21, 2013 06:04 PM (L039j)

507 Worf By Worfwest

Posted by: soothsayer at August 21, 2013 06:05 PM (bE2IT)

508 >502 The Worf who loved me<



Long time??

Posted by: Deanna Troi at August 21, 2013 06:05 PM (PlTXA)

509 487. DUDE. Matt Damon has been in the house!! Worf I'm 34th street White Worf. With bing Crosby, rosemary clooney and Danny Kaye you racists!!!!

Posted by: Matt Damon at August 21, 2013 06:05 PM (xGDj+)

510 Worf of the Yankees

Posted by: Tim Fountain at August 21, 2013 06:06 PM (iYlIC)

511 ♪♫And I-I-I-I-I-I
Will always
Worf youuuuuuu♪♫

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 21, 2013 06:06 PM (hO8IJ)

512 The Road Worf-ier

Posted by: zsasz at August 21, 2013 06:06 PM (MMC8r)

513 Beoworf

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 21, 2013 06:06 PM (3FoJj)

514 489 There's no need to find an explanation further than the science was never science.

Right.

Model Makers: Our models predict warming!

Politicians: We're all going to die of Capitalism! Socialism Now!

Model Makers: We're going to need LOTS of grants to work this all out.

Skeptic: How do you know your models are valid?

Model Makers: Because we said so! Anti-science!

Politicians: Denier! Kill the Heretic!

Skeptic: So, how does your model account for clouds and water vapor?

Model Makers: Shut up. I'll sue you!! I'll sue you!!

Nature: Hey, guys, um, I'm not warming in the last 15 years...

Model Makers, Politicans: Shut up! Denier! Heretic! Burn the Witch!

Skeptic: Told ya so.

Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2013 06:07 PM (bKA83)

515
WOrFs

As a motorcycle cop....


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 06:07 PM (kdS6q)

516 A prairie worf companion

Posted by: Matt Damon at August 21, 2013 06:07 PM (xGDj+)

517 What the world needs now
Is Worf, sweet Worf

Posted by: adams bacharacha porn at August 21, 2013 06:07 PM (L039j)

518 Worf of the Worlds

Posted by: zsasz at August 21, 2013 06:08 PM (MMC8r)

519 Where worf? There worf!!

Posted by: exhelodrvr at August 17 at August 21, 2013 06:08 PM (edmTQ)

520 What is this, Worf Day? I think we are suffering from global worfing.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 06:09 PM (md+3j)

521 Night Worfs!!! Job interview in the am. Need my beauty rest!!

Posted by: Matt Damon at August 21, 2013 06:09 PM (xGDj+)

522 Peter and the Worf

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 06:09 PM (joFbZ)

523 An Unamerican Were-Worf in London

Posted by: zsasz at August 21, 2013 06:09 PM (MMC8r)

524 Hansel and Worf

Posted by: Deanna Troi at August 21, 2013 06:10 PM (PlTXA)

525 Even the jungle wants this thread to die

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 06:10 PM (8sCoq)

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 06:10 PM (PlTXA)

527 Sideworfs

Posted by: Tim Fountain at August 21, 2013 06:10 PM (iYlIC)

528 dammit

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 06:10 PM (PlTXA)

529

Electra Woman and Dyna Worf

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 06:11 PM (kdS6q)

530 Worf in CO

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2013 06:11 PM (PlTXA)

531 The worf day fishing is better than the best day worfing.

Posted by: exhelodrvr at August 17 at August 21, 2013 06:11 PM (edmTQ)

532 Peruvia!!!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 06:11 PM (pxDth)

533 Shoot - I was just checking in and hoping to beat Peaches on the ONT... Didn't work. I'll check back later, I guess.

Posted by: shredded chi at August 21, 2013 06:12 PM (xCv1X)

534 When I think about this thread, I Worf myself.

Posted by: model_1066 at August 21, 2013 06:12 PM (QMWjL)

535 The Thomas Worf Affair

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 06:13 PM (joFbZ)

536 Blue Horseshoe loves Worf Steel

Posted by: adams code porn at August 21, 2013 06:14 PM (L039j)

537 ONT up

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 06:14 PM (pxDth)

538 New Star Trek movie in the works -- Red Shirts.

Starring Matt Damon...for about 2 minutes.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 21, 2013 06:15 PM (VZSHr)

539 Heh. Worfed you!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 06:15 PM (pxDth)

540 534 New Star Trek movie in the works -- Red Shirts.

Starring Matt Damon...for about 2 minutes.

I would pay to see that.

Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2013 06:15 PM (bKA83)

541 Red, right, reworfing.

Posted by: exhelodrvr at August 17 at August 21, 2013 06:15 PM (edmTQ)

542 Even red nuns have odd black worfs.

Posted by: exhelodrvr at August 17 at August 21, 2013 06:16 PM (edmTQ)

543 The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Worf Dimension Got a call from Lord John Whorfin. Wanted to hire some toasters to rough you up. Just a friendly notice.

Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Flying Toaster Circus at August 21, 2013 06:16 PM (m9V0o)

544 What is the sound of two Worfs fapping?

Geeaarrgghh! Hooggtofff!

Posted by: adams contemplative porn at August 21, 2013 06:18 PM (L039j)

545
W*O*R*F*
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon




After W*O*R*F*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 06:18 PM (kdS6q)

546

Kate Upton under worf!!

 

Posted by: exhelodrvr at August 17 at August 21, 2013 06:19 PM (edmTQ)

547 Speaking of Star Trek, I was just reading over some stuff at AICN.com about Enterprise since they're releasing some blu-rays of the show. One story that made me laugh out loud: someone mailed a package filled with rotting garbage to the head office of UPN/Paramount with a note saying: "this is what you've done to Star Trek". One more: a nameless UPN suit wanted a different boy band to come onto the Enterprise and sing a song each week.

Posted by: EC at August 21, 2013 06:19 PM (doBIb)

548 Time to kick back with some music.

http://tinyurl.com/oj7n2d

Worf Rat, by The Grateful Dead.

Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2013 06:20 PM (bKA83)

549 Please let the ONT be a worf-free zone! Scantily-clad Klingon babe cosplay pics excepted, of course.

Posted by: The Political Worf at August 21, 2013 06:21 PM (Vk2pI)

550 whose your worf?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 06:24 PM (Z9EHQ)

551 Things to do in Denver When You're Worf

Posted by: Tim Fountain at August 21, 2013 06:24 PM (iYlIC)

552 wait, what, no ONT??? 

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 06:24 PM (8lmkt)

553 On the Whorf Front

Posted by: whatmeworry? at August 21, 2013 06:25 PM (Q3WfW)

554
Please let the ONT be a worf-free zone!
Posted by: The Political Worf




A month from now, Ace will see this mentioned on Twitchy and do one of his famous late to the meme "Is this something?" posts.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 06:25 PM (kdS6q)

555 To Live and Worf in LA

Posted by: adams networking porn at August 21, 2013 06:25 PM (L039j)

556 what kind of sammiches are they serving tonight?  I'll take 2, hold the mayo.

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 06:26 PM (8lmkt)

557 You people are so easily entertained. May the Worf be with you.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 06:26 PM (md+3j)

558 Worfin' 2: Electric Worfaloo

Posted by: mugiwara at August 21, 2013 06:27 PM (hpYnL)

559 This is getting silly. I'm going to read my classic comic book collection until the ONT pops up.
Now then, should I read "Sally Worf" or "Wereworf By Night"? Decisions. Decisions.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 06:27 PM (joFbZ)

560 Camille Paglia kinda looks like Worf.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 21, 2013 06:28 PM (QDk4A)

561 I see we're still at it. Heh.

Posted by: The Third Worfman Of The Apocalypse at August 21, 2013 06:28 PM (Dwehj)

562 dammit, it's my fuckin' birfday and there's no ONT?  ya know, you can just tell me to kill myself, no need to be subtle . . . 

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 06:28 PM (8lmkt)

563 The Longest Worf

Posted by: Tim Fountain at August 21, 2013 06:30 PM (iYlIC)

564 Happy birthday Peaches! Please stand by for a Worf-free ONT

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 06:30 PM (md+3j)

565 -I've rolled my cigarettes. 
-I'm back. 
-I came here to roll smokes and kick ass.

The Smokes Have Been Rolled

I hear everything comes from weasels.  *cracks neck*

'Sup?

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 06:30 PM (lq3Ak)

566 They Died With Their Worfs On

Posted by: Tim Fountain at August 21, 2013 06:30 PM (iYlIC)

567
I see we're still at it. Heh.
Posted by: The Third Worfman Of The Apocalypse




We're latch key kids.  We either amuse ourselves with this, or we start playing with matches.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 06:30 PM (kdS6q)

568 Once you go Worf, you'll stay the courseff.

Posted by: adams sibilant porn at August 21, 2013 06:31 PM (L039j)

569 558 dammit, it's my fuckin' birfday and there's no ONT? ya know, you can just tell me to kill myself, no need to be subtle . . .

Rereading Shogun, which makes me want to answer with "Karma, neh?"

Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2013 06:31 PM (bKA83)

570 Damn . In too late for carb / calorie discussion. I'll comment anyway. Not all food calories are created equal. It's not a straight thermodynamic equation. There are many variables on how certain foods are converted to energy. Even with protein the body absorbs the various protein sources differently based on the BCAA make up.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at August 21, 2013 06:31 PM (9ek7+)

571 *looks around* What's...happening?

Posted by: Lauren at August 21, 2013 06:31 PM (ELdpj)

572 I spent 12 hours at the quilt judging. Concrete floors. I'm tahred but at least. Cal sleep in tomorrow.

Posted by: Gingy at August 21, 2013 06:31 PM (aH+zP)

573 Ba'tleth and the Sorcerer

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 21, 2013 06:33 PM (VZSHr)

574 fuck, ima just step out and burn another parlie . . .  this is beyond the pale (and I know my fuckin' pale, eh?)

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 06:33 PM (8lmkt)

575 What the hell was that, iPad?

Posted by: Gingy at August 21, 2013 06:33 PM (aH+zP)

576 Worf the Bismark!

Posted by: Tim Fountain at August 21, 2013 06:33 PM (iYlIC)

577 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PAN-PACIFIC GRAN PRIX!

Posted by: Scott Hastings at August 21, 2013 06:34 PM (MMC8r)

578 Apparently once you go Worf you abandon him for Becker.

Posted by: Lauren at August 21, 2013 06:34 PM (ELdpj)

579 I spent 12 hours at the quilt judging. Concrete floors. I'm tahred but at least. Cal sleep in tomorrow.

Posted by: Gingy at August 21, 2013 10:31 PM (aH+zP)


Oh, jeez, Gingy, I once worked at art show at the Javitz in NY.  All that time on the concrete floors is brutal.  If you are still reading, go sit on the edge of the bathtub, stick your bare feet in.  Run the water on them as cold as it will get, then run it as hot as you can stand.  Repeat, repeat, repeat.  It's a live-saver.

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 06:34 PM (8lmkt)

580 Plants vs. zombies 2 just came out. I think I'll go do that awhile until you all worf yourselves out.

Posted by: Gingy at August 21, 2013 06:35 PM (aH+zP)

581 Worf spelled backwards is frow. I was bored so I commented. Sue me.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 06:35 PM (md+3j)

582 Some carbs humans can't even digest -- for example, the stereo-isomer form of Dextrose, Levose.

While it has heat calories, we wouldn't get any of them

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 21, 2013 06:35 PM (VZSHr)

583 Conspiracy theories are what they are, theories. Well, at least until they ain't. NSA, IRS, etc. etc.

Posted by: wattyler1381 at August 21, 2013 06:36 PM (F2Vrz)

584 Biz the Worfmark!

Posted by: exhelodrvr at August 17 at August 21, 2013 06:36 PM (edmTQ)

585 >I spent 12 hours at the quilt judging. Concrete floors.


make fists with your toes

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 06:36 PM (8sCoq)

586 Little Worf-In Annie!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 06:36 PM (joFbZ)

587
*looks around* What's...happening?
Posted by: Lauren





See #86.  Then it all just sorta gets out of hand.

Society is to blame.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 06:36 PM (kdS6q)

588 >I spent 12 hours at the quilt judging. Concrete floors. make fists with your toes Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 10:36 PM (8sCoq) Where's Weirddave with the foot rub?!?!?!?

Posted by: Vendette at August 21, 2013 06:37 PM (dXflh)

589 Worfing Ned Devine

Posted by: zsasz at August 21, 2013 06:37 PM (MMC8r)

590 If the Worf does not fit, you must submit.

Posted by: adams jihad porn at August 21, 2013 06:37 PM (L039j)

591 "What's...happening?"

Ready the Plasma Torpedoes.  We've got "meme" all over the place.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 06:37 PM (lq3Ak)

592 A drive by worfing.

Posted by: exhelodrvr at August 17 at August 21, 2013 06:37 PM (edmTQ)

593 what kind of sammiches are they serving tonight? I'll take 2, hold the mayo. Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 10:26 PM (8lmkt) I don't think I can hold my "mayo" any longerÂ…

Posted by: Carlos Danger, International Man of Mysterious Crotch-pics at August 21, 2013 06:38 PM (Vk2pI)

594 AndyC that sounds dirty.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 06:38 PM (md+3j)

595 It has arrived. Finally.

Posted by: Vendette at August 21, 2013 06:38 PM (dXflh)

596 Fucking ponderous.

Posted by: Casey Kasem at August 21, 2013 06:39 PM (Dwehj)

597 I hear everything comes from weasels.
RZZZZZ!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 21, 2013 06:39 PM (QDk4A)

598 Conspiracy theories are what they are, theories. Well, at least until they ain't. NSA, IRS, etc. etc. Posted by: wattyler1381 at August 21, 2013 10:36 PM (F2Vrz) Several years ago, I saw an amusing write up that pointed out a dozen or so events in history that WERE conspiracies. I think the point that it was trying to make is that Conspiracies are not so unlikely as people may think. That being said, if you mention the word "conspiracy" in a conversation, you have just lost most of my attention.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 21, 2013 06:40 PM (bb5+k)

599 The calories/carbs links just pimp a book at Amazon.  So now I don't know whether to pop some corn.  If I do, should I butter it?  If I butter it, should I eat it?

You know, Weiner's pretty thin.  Maybe taking nad pics controls weight.  Or is it sending them to others?  Like, if you just take pictures of your thing but don't send them, do you gain weight?

Oh, yeah,

Worfs of New York

Posted by: Tim Fountain at August 21, 2013 06:40 PM (iYlIC)

600 AndyC that sounds dirty.
That's what Worf said!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 06:41 PM (joFbZ)

601 "Some carbs humans can't even digest -- for example, the stereo-isomer form of Dextrose, Levose.  While it has heat calories, we wouldn't get any of them"  Posted by: Purp

She's exactly correct.  I ate three Isotoner gloves back in '87 and it generated no discernible heat. 
I crapped a small handbag, however. 

Dexter wasn't there, but Levose showed up.  --That's what she got for Christmas.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 06:42 PM (lq3Ak)

602 The ONT has come.  Move along.  Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Tim Fountain at August 21, 2013 06:55 PM (iYlIC)

603 And the ONT has been killed by the serious talk.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 07:19 PM (joFbZ)

604 Rubio hosting big hollywood fundraiser.  Guess I'll send cruz, paul and yes, Chrispy some cash.  In my mind Rubio is another romney.  I'm not going to listen this time when they say "electability", I'm done holding my nose and voting.

Posted by: caustic at August 21, 2013 10:31 PM (/b8+5)

605 The Leonard piece was fantastic.  I'm glad to see somebody hasn't forgotten good ol' John Steinbeck.  These rules are ones I've been following nearly all my adult writing life.  Oh, you can use a "whispered," a "screamed," or a "shouted" once in a while, and maybe a "murmured" or "muttered" for comic effect; but -- like airplane cement on a plastic model -- very very sparingly.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 22, 2013 07:32 AM (BDU/a)

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