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December 23, 2013

MNF Thread
— Dave in Texas

Falcons. 49ers. On now.

Heard Tony Romo is out with a back injury, so maybe we have a shot against Philadelphia now. Dammnnn they put a bruisin on the Bears yesterday.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 05:12 PM | Comments (165)
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1 go niners

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl goodbye Candlestick Park at December 23, 2013 05:13 PM (u8GsB)

2 9ers

Posted by: alcoa fedora at December 23, 2013 05:13 PM (5fkya)

3 Covered elbows. Pretty face.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 05:13 PM (V70Uh)

4 chicken dinner

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2013 05:13 PM (MaP11)

5 That girls looks like an Annalise to me

Posted by: wooga at December 23, 2013 05:13 PM (StySt)

6 9ers!

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 23, 2013 05:14 PM (fd0Pp)

7 What happened to the elbows???? All I see is a bunch of code.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 05:14 PM (GEICT)

8
She's gonnnnnneeee ♪

Posted by: Hall and Oates at December 23, 2013 05:15 PM (MaP11)

9 I better learn how to face it ♫

Posted by: Hall and Oates at December 23, 2013 05:15 PM (MaP11)

10 OK, her face isn't that pretty. I was just trying to post quickly in a futile attempt to be first.

Nice tummy though.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 05:15 PM (V70Uh)

11 Elboooooooooooows!

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at December 23, 2013 05:16 PM (m9V0o)

12 Odd, can't see the pic in the comments, just on the front page...

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at December 23, 2013 05:17 PM (m9V0o)

13 and the NFL say's, get this, LA will get a new team. So, who has a team name? And keep in mind, this is LA

Posted by: oc joe at December 23, 2013 05:17 PM (5fkya)

14 *blows kisses*

Still my fave.

Here, I haven't posted any BEG in ages. http://youtu.be/ofwFr8o8p0Y

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 05:18 PM (Gk3SS)

15 My god! It's happened..., the cyber cheerleader.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 23, 2013 05:18 PM (aDwsi)

16
The LA Glaad

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2013 05:18 PM (MaP11)

17 The hottest part of that cheerleader is her width="277" height="448" border="0" /> Ooh lala!

Posted by: Carlos Dangerfield at December 23, 2013 05:18 PM (m0le6)

18 Man, can you lighten up on Romo? Dude got it done yesterday, and Dallas kinda sucks this season due to the Worst Defense in the History of the Cowboys

Posted by: Rocky Racoon at December 23, 2013 05:19 PM (omBWL)

19 Posted by: oc joe at December 23, 2013 09:17 PM (5fkya) LA Valets

Posted by: BignJames at December 23, 2013 05:19 PM (HtUkt)

20 The LA Metros.

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at December 23, 2013 05:19 PM (m9V0o)

21 Last I read, Romo was going to play against Philly.

Posted by: Ronster at December 23, 2013 05:20 PM (Rru72)

22 anybody ready about that lib pol in Washington who called Arizona a racist wasteland? yikes.

Posted by: knob at December 23, 2013 05:20 PM (H1bc7)

23 Alternately, we can just acknowledge reality and say the USC Trojans...

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at December 23, 2013 05:20 PM (m9V0o)

24 LA Capbusters

Posted by: Gran at December 23, 2013 05:21 PM (nPMjI)

25 Who's that guy?

Posted by: freaked at December 23, 2013 05:21 PM (mOJT1)

26 I will root for the Falcons just for the hell of it.

Posted by: Ronster at December 23, 2013 05:22 PM (Rru72)

27 She has too many moles around the ribs, looking like some warning poster in a dermatologist's office.

Posted by: Mel Ann Ohma at December 23, 2013 05:22 PM (R6JT1)

28 AtC!!! Question.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 05:22 PM (GEICT)

29 Romo hurt his back scoring on the Redskins. Yeah, that sounds about right.

Posted by: Y-not at December 23, 2013 05:22 PM (zDsvJ)

30 The Browns are moving to L.A.

New team name will be the Los Angeles Lost Souls ( going for an edgy meme )

Posted by: Rocky Racoon at December 23, 2013 05:23 PM (omBWL)

31 trivia question. How long since an NFL team was in the LA market?

Posted by: oc joe at December 23, 2013 05:23 PM (5fkya)

32 LA Raiders II?

Posted by: Ronster at December 23, 2013 05:23 PM (Rru72)

33
The LA Riots.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2013 05:24 PM (MaP11)

34 The Los Angeles Faggots?

The Los Angeles Buttfuckers?

The Los Angeles Pedophiles?

The Los Angeles Trannies?

Be proud! No Shame.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 05:25 PM (V70Uh)

35
The LA Reconquistas

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2013 05:26 PM (MaP11)

36 The LA Traffic?

The LA Smog?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 05:26 PM (V70Uh)

37 The LA LAs

Posted by: freaked at December 23, 2013 05:26 PM (mOJT1)

38 the Sacramento Kings are moving to L.A. and becoming the Rodney Kings

Posted by: Rocky Racoon at December 23, 2013 05:26 PM (omBWL)

39 AtC!!!

Question. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 09:22 PM (GEICT)

Yes, it looks infected.

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 05:27 PM (Gk3SS)

40 btw, those "Meet me in St. Louis" women are pretty. But holy moley, they are airheads.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 05:27 PM (V70Uh)

41 Yes, it looks infected. Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 09:27 PM (Gk3SS) You were supposed to tell his wife first.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 23, 2013 05:29 PM (yz6yg)

42 The LA Infection.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 05:29 PM (V70Uh)

43 The next NFL team will be where the $$ is and the economy is booming.. Can you say The Dakota Frackers!!!!!

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at December 23, 2013 05:29 PM (OZtuG)

44 Yes, it looks infected. Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 09:27 PM (Gk3SS) I knew that. New books for Christmas. Hobbit, Lost Tales 1 and Simwhatever. What order should they be read in?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 05:30 PM (GEICT)

45 Colin Kaepernick is marrying Engelbert Humperdinck's daughter

Her new name will be Oompa Kaepernick Humperdinck

Posted by: Rocky Racoon at December 23, 2013 05:30 PM (omBWL)

46 LA Flaming Silks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 23, 2013 05:31 PM (HVff2)

47 The Los Angels, Angels of Anaheim should give you a clue how the naming right's will shake out for a team in LA.

Posted by: oc joe at December 23, 2013 05:31 PM (5fkya)

48 We're 49ers fans shouting refs you suck last season when another pussification call gave the niners a first down when a falcons players fingertips brushed Kaepernick's facemask?

Posted by: Adam at December 23, 2013 05:31 PM (Aif/5)

49 The LA Sepsis

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 05:31 PM (V70Uh)

50 The LA River Rats

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 05:33 PM (V70Uh)

51 I knew that.

New books for Christmas.

Hobbit, Lost Tales 1 and Simwhatever.

What order should they be read in? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 09:30 PM (GEICT)

Hobbit can be read at any point because it's pretty much a self contained work I'M TALKING TO YOU JACKSON ahem.

I'd read Simabbqpolarbears and then Lost Tales but some people like to start with Simstophammertime before anything else.

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 05:33 PM (Gk3SS)

52 49 The LA Sepsis Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 09:31 PM (V70Uh) too painful

Posted by: BignJames at December 23, 2013 05:33 PM (HtUkt)

53 Jimmy Durante's son will sing rinka dink a dink for the first dance at the wedding

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at December 23, 2013 05:34 PM (OZtuG)

54 She's gonnnnnneeee ♪ Posted by: Hall and Oates ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ She gone.

Posted by: Sy Robertson at December 23, 2013 05:34 PM (KdfFa)

55 Call them the LA Women

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at December 23, 2013 05:34 PM (OZtuG)

56 The LA Cankers

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 05:34 PM (V70Uh)

57 OK, does a Panther's fan give a shit which one of these teams win? Does it have any affect on the Cats?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2013 05:34 PM (0FSuD)

58 really slow night

Posted by: Pinchi Puto at December 23, 2013 05:34 PM (qQk+U)

59 Hobbit can be read at any point because it's pretty much a self contained work I'M TALKING TO YOU JACKSON ahem. I'd read Simabbqpolarbears and then Lost Tales but some people like to start with Simstophammertime before anything else. Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 09:33 PM (Gk3SS) Sweet. Thanks. So remember the discussion about my Christmas of picking out new books? I had 4 or so that I wanted. Guess how many the bookstore had in stock?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 05:35 PM (GEICT)

60 BC, do Hobbit, Silmarillion and then Lost Tales 1. There is a big shift in tone from Hobbit to the Silmarillon; think Grimm's Fairy Tales to Edith Hamilton's Mythology.

Posted by: Darles Chickens at December 23, 2013 05:35 PM (ZpoIZ)

61 The LA Infestation

The LA Contagion

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 05:36 PM (V70Uh)

62 Silmarillion. Say it with me, 'rons...

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at December 23, 2013 05:36 PM (m9V0o)

63 The LA Sewer

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 05:37 PM (V70Uh)

64 Here. Emergency back up boobehs.

http://bit.ly/Jm70Tb

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 05:37 PM (Gk3SS)

65 If L.A. gets a new team, will it constantly be hiding in the shadows?

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2013 05:37 PM (KdfFa)

66 I'm just glad the NFL isn't as dumb about changing team names as some major pro sorts leagues are. Otherwise, there'd be a team called the Kansas City Texans.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 23, 2013 05:37 PM (RGQmh)

67 And the Los Angeles cheerleaders. What do you call them? And be nice, or not

Posted by: oc joe at December 23, 2013 05:37 PM (5fkya)

68 LA Cucaracha.

Posted by: johnd01 at December 23, 2013 05:37 PM (r0+v0)

69 Sweet. Thanks.

So remember the discussion about my Christmas of picking out new books?

I had 4 or so that I wanted.

Guess how many the bookstore had in stock? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 09:35 PM (GEICT)

I'm going with none.

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 05:38 PM (Gk3SS)

70 Here. Emergency back up boobehs. Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 09:37 PM (Gk3SS) They're real, and they're spectacular.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 23, 2013 05:38 PM (yz6yg)

Posted by: johnd01 at December 23, 2013 05:38 PM (r0+v0)

72 Just read local rag, need to cheer for ATL and then Panthers beat them next week.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2013 05:39 PM (0FSuD)

73 LA Raza?

Posted by: johnd01 at December 23, 2013 05:39 PM (r0+v0)

74 NO, I got it wrong, SF has to beat ATL. They don't call us morons for nothing.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2013 05:40 PM (0FSuD)

75 I'm going with none. Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 09:38 PM (Gk3SS) Ding ding ding. But notice how I didn't come home empty handed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 05:40 PM (GEICT)

76 Oh, yeah, the NHL is also sensible about changing team names, which is why there's not a team called the New Jersey Rockies.

And no, they wouldn't have just moved to Philadelphia instead, which would be the other sensible option for a team called the Rockies to do when moving from Denver to the east coast.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 23, 2013 05:40 PM (RGQmh)

77 LA Mexicans

Posted by: puddleglum at December 23, 2013 05:41 PM (8SsiG)

78 La Hispanics?

Posted by: #7 moron at December 23, 2013 05:41 PM (uk1X0)

79 I think the nickel trickin couch hunpers is out. But the" please love me dancers" is coming up strong.

Posted by: oc joe at December 23, 2013 05:41 PM (5fkya)

80 LA No-Faults

Posted by: Lawyer mascot who's extra rapey at December 23, 2013 05:41 PM (R6JT1)

81 They're real, and they're spectacular. Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 23, 2013 09:38 PM (yz6yg) Nothing wrong with a quality set of bolt ons though.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 05:42 PM (GEICT)

82 LA Vanities

Posted by: puddleglum at December 23, 2013 05:42 PM (8SsiG)

83 The L.A. Reconquista.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 23, 2013 05:42 PM (RGQmh)

84 Nothing wrong with a quality set of bolt ons though. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 09:42 PM (GEICT) ActuallyÂ…there is.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 23, 2013 05:42 PM (yz6yg)

85 LA no speaka enjlish

Posted by: #7 moron at December 23, 2013 05:42 PM (uk1X0)

86 They're real, and they're spectacular. Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 23, 2013 09:38 PM (yz6yg)

I'm a giver: http://bit.ly/1e7aEuh

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 05:42 PM (Gk3SS)

87 #61: Isn't that what you get from eating undercooked chicken?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 23, 2013 05:43 PM (RGQmh)

88 LA Pajama Boys

Posted by: puddleglum at December 23, 2013 05:43 PM (8SsiG)

89 ActuallyÂ…there is. Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 23, 2013 09:42 PM (yz6yg) Â…Â…Â…Â…I will cut you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 05:43 PM (GEICT)

90 Nothing wrong with a quality set of bolt ons though. Posted by: BCochran ------------ So, aftermarket, as opposed to OEM?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 23, 2013 05:43 PM (aDwsi)

91 80.. Oh man, can you imagine. Left unfettered

Posted by: oc joe at December 23, 2013 05:43 PM (5fkya)

92 Nothing wrong with a quality set of bolt ons though. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Wrong and wronger.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2013 05:45 PM (KdfFa)

93 I'm a giver: http://bit.ly/1e7aEuh Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 09:42 PM (Gk3SS) #giving http://tinyurl.com/k596y74

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 05:45 PM (GEICT)

94 I'm a giver: http://bit.ly/1e7aEuh Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 09:42 PM (Gk3SS) God bless us! Everyone!

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 23, 2013 05:45 PM (yz6yg)

95 89 Nothing wrong with a quality set of bolt ons though. Posted by: BCochran ------------ So, aftermarket, as opposed to OEM? Do I sense an argument regarding boobehs?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 23, 2013 05:45 PM (HVff2)

96 #35, #82: Oh, I see Guy made that joke first.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 23, 2013 05:46 PM (RGQmh)

97 Â…Â…Â…Â…I will cut you. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 09:43 PM (GEICT) Is there something you want to tell me? So, when you hop into bed you want it to feel like a moonbounce?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 23, 2013 05:46 PM (yz6yg)

98 Nothing wrong with a quality set of bolt ons though.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 09:42 PM (GEICT)

ActuallyÂ…there is.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 23, 2013 09:42 PM (yz6yg)

Oh here we go. Hold on, hold on, need a gin (ampersand) tonic and some popcorn. *scurries*

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 05:46 PM (Gk3SS)

99 Do I sense an argument regarding boobehs? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 23, 2013 09:45 PM (HVff2) No argument. Real is superior.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 23, 2013 05:47 PM (yz6yg)

100 Wait, party at atc's? be right there . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2013 05:47 PM (8lmkt)

101 Do I sense an argument regarding boobehs? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yes we much. The Good Lord gave us few things better than boobehs. For man to try to improve upon them is but folly.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2013 05:48 PM (KdfFa)

102 Oh here we go. Hold on, hold on, need a gin (ampersand) tonic and some popcorn. *scurries* Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 09:46 PM (Gk3SS) What am I missing here? You're a fan of fake?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 23, 2013 05:48 PM (yz6yg)

103 Wake me up when this cheerleader pulls a grenade pin with her teeth. The standard that was set by last night's Philly cheerleader is a high one, indeed.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 23, 2013 05:48 PM (TM1p8)

104 So, when you hop into bed you want it to feel like a moonbounce? Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 23, 2013 09:46 PM (yz6yg)

Quality over quantity dude. Applies to tit jobs just like anything else.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 05:49 PM (GEICT)

105 Science should invent a cure for the gag reflex instead of the non-oem parts IMHO

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 23, 2013 05:49 PM (HVff2)

106 Quality over quantity dude. Applies to tit jobs just like anything else. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 09:49 PM (GEICT) Well, at the end of the dayÂ…they'll still be fake. Not a fan. YMMV.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 23, 2013 05:50 PM (yz6yg)

107 >> Still my fave. I know. I think I fixed the pic for comment area 51.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 23, 2013 05:50 PM (l7DqC)

108 *makes drink for Peaches* *pats seat next to me* Here. Let's watch this spat unfold.

Lalalalalalala

http://bit.ly/1c2qPsX

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 05:51 PM (Gk3SS)

109 So, the new LA teams "ball boy". What does he do?

Posted by: wilson at December 23, 2013 05:52 PM (5fkya)

110 So, aftermarket, as opposed to OEM? Ether is fine. Just avoid the JDM.

Posted by: wooga at December 23, 2013 05:52 PM (StySt)

111 What am I missing here?

You're a fan of fake? Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 23, 2013 09:48 PM (yz6yg)

Oh I prefer natural but I'm not that fussy. It's just adorable to watch you two hiss and spit at each other like wee little kittens. *scritches behind both your ears*

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 05:53 PM (Gk3SS)

112 Oh I prefer natural but I'm not that fussy. It's just adorable to watch you two hiss and spit at each other like wee little kittens. *scritches behind both your ears* Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 09:53 PM (Gk3SS) Spat? Meh. More bemused than anything else.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 23, 2013 05:54 PM (yz6yg)

113 Not a fan. YMMV. Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 23, 2013 09:50 PM (yz6yg) Mine does indeed. I put it in the same category as tattoos and the like. I don't really care. If you're gonna do it, then don't go trashy. I can appreciate a set of bolt ons just as well as a set of naturals. At the end of the day, they're still tits.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 05:54 PM (GEICT)

114 I do not hiss and spit. I claw and bite.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 05:54 PM (GEICT)

115 At the end of the day, they're still tits. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 09:54 PM (GEICT) LOL. No, they're bags of silicone covered with a tit-like substance.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 23, 2013 05:55 PM (yz6yg)

116 No, they're bags of silicone covered with a tit-like substance. Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 23, 2013 09:55 PM (yz6yg) There's your problem. Silicone. Gotta go with the newer tech.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 05:56 PM (GEICT)

117 I'd just like to say fuck the cold virus gods. I now return you to your boobeh fight.....

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 23, 2013 05:57 PM (bCEmE)

118 There's your problem. Silicone. Gotta go with the newer tech. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 09:56 PM (GEICT) I think my view of boob jobs was colored by the neighbor I had when I was stationed at the Pentagon. She was trash from the word "go."

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 23, 2013 05:57 PM (yz6yg)

119 She was trash from the word "go." Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 23, 2013 09:57 PM (yz6yg) Yeah, that's no bueno.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 05:58 PM (GEICT)

120 Yeah, that's no bueno. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 09:58 PM (GEICT) Yeah. I now return you to your regularly scheduled appreciation of non-standard boobehs.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 23, 2013 05:59 PM (yz6yg)

121 Wow, that's some epic level stupid there. We love all women, alway's will. That's some val-u-rite stupid right there.

Posted by: I talk at December 23, 2013 05:59 PM (5fkya)

122 LA Miserables (went a different linguistic direction there)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- Uncle Si quacks me up at December 23, 2013 06:00 PM (N/Sup)

123 Silicone, which was banned for a while, is still the best stuff. It holds heat and flexes better than water. Same great taste.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2013 06:00 PM (0FSuD)

124 Yes we much. The Good Lord gave us few things better than boobehs. For man to try to improve upon them is but folly.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2013 09:48 PM (KdfFa)

Is that Phil Robertson there?

Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2013 06:00 PM (8lmkt)

125 Put me down for the God given funbags

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 23, 2013 06:02 PM (jucos)

126 LA Miserables?

LOL. I like that one.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 06:02 PM (V70Uh)

127 122 Silicone, which was banned for a while, is still the best stuff. It holds heat and flexes better than water. Same great taste. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2013 10:00 PM (0FSuD) ------------ No, they're less filling.

Posted by: Soona at December 23, 2013 06:03 PM (ecaAb)

128

102

Agreed, Sharkman.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at December 23, 2013 06:03 PM (lX6ac)

129 LA Onesies

Posted by: Gran at December 23, 2013 06:03 PM (nPMjI)

130 Silicone, which was banned for a while, is still the best stuff. It holds heat and flexes better than water.

Same great taste.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2013 10:00 PM (0FSuD)

------------

No, they're less filling. Posted by: Soona at December 23, 2013 10:03 PM (ecaAb)

You got your funbags in my pudding!

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 06:03 PM (Gk3SS)

131 126 122 Silicone, which was banned for a while, is still the best stuff. It holds heat and flexes better than water. Same great taste. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2013 10:00 PM (0FSuD) ------------ No, they're less filling. Posted by: Soona at December 23, 2013 10:03 PM (ecaAb) The true deciding factor is what makes the best sound when motor boating?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 06:04 PM (GEICT)

132 The true deciding factor is what makes the best sound when motor boating? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 10:04 PM (GEICT) So I take it you're a fan of the larger bass note, then.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 23, 2013 06:04 PM (yz6yg)

133 At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa!!! One of the other questions that I missed was to name one thing commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans is not the correct answer either.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 23, 2013 06:05 PM (gYg+E)

134 So I take it you're a fan of the larger bass note, then. Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 23, 2013 10:04 PM (yz6yg) Lmao. Not necessarily.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 06:06 PM (GEICT)

135 When they slap me in the face, I don't hear anything.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2013 06:06 PM (0FSuD)

136 I do not hiss and spit. I claw and bite. Posted by: BCochran ------------------- Same with my cat. Little SOB never warns you, just shifts directly into draw-blood mode and pops the clutch. 'Purrr, purrr..., RIP.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 23, 2013 06:07 PM (aDwsi)

137 I prefer real ones, myself, but it's not that big a deal to me and OH GOD, WON'T SOMEBODY JUST LOVE ME!

Ahem.

Er, that's, uh, what I have to say on that, umm, subject.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 23, 2013 06:08 PM (RGQmh)

138 'Purrr, purrr..., RIP. Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 23, 2013 10:07 PM (aDwsi) Which is why I'm a dog guy. 99.99% of the time, you know what their mood is just by looking at them.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 06:08 PM (GEICT)

139 That's LA Funbags to you.

Posted by: bretzysdude at December 23, 2013 06:08 PM (TaoTu)

140 Why do local car ads ALL SUCK?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2013 06:09 PM (0FSuD)

141 The true deciding factor is what makes the best sound when motor boating? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 10:04 PM (GEICT) --------------- The true test is speaking when the mouth is in between. If you hear an echo, that means they're real.

Posted by: Soona at December 23, 2013 06:09 PM (ecaAb)

142 ont up

Posted by: #7 moron at December 23, 2013 06:10 PM (uk1X0)

143 I would like to offer this in humble apology for derailing the thread.

http://bit.ly/JmbtoW

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 06:10 PM (Gk3SS)

144 LA Gardeners

Posted by: NCwoof at December 23, 2013 06:10 PM (aUQgu)

145 The true test is speaking when the mouth is in between. If you hear an echo, that means they're real. Posted by: Soona at December 23, 2013 10:09 PM (ecaAb) That's quite a canyon there.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 23, 2013 06:10 PM (yz6yg)

146

The LA Spiders. They have spiders in LA and nobody's had a 6 foot spider mascot before.

Posted by: otho at December 23, 2013 06:11 PM (9gNQd)

147 I would like to offer this in humble apology for derailing the thread. Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 10:10 PM (Gk3SS) Wouldn't you just rather have a spanking?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 23, 2013 06:11 PM (yz6yg)

148 Wouldn't you just rather have a spanking? Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 23, 2013 10:11 PM (yz6yg)

Do I get to spank Kate? Because then yes, yes, I would.

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 06:12 PM (Gk3SS)

149 135 My kitteh related to your kitteh. No doubt. Watch the six.

Posted by: NCwoof at December 23, 2013 06:13 PM (aUQgu)

150 Do I get to spank Kate? Because then yes, yes, I would. Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 10:12 PM (Gk3SS) Â…Â…I'm gonna need a moment.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 23, 2013 06:13 PM (GEICT)

151 Do I get to spank Kate? Because then yes, yes, I would. Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 10:12 PM (Gk3SS) She needs a good spanking.

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2013 06:14 PM (MOYvh)

152 LA Casting Couches

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2013 06:15 PM (MOYvh)

153 My sister used to be a homecare nurse and once had a patient in her early 30's with terminal cancer. The woman had been a model and had had a boob job. When she died, she weighed about 80 pounds - and had these huge perfect breasts attached to an emaciated frame. She wouldn't have looked good at the end in any case, but my sister said the fake boobs added a grotesque element to a very sad situation. (She said the woman was very sweet and her husband was absolutely devastated.)

Posted by: Donna V. at December 23, 2013 06:16 PM (R3gO3)

154 Man, I'm sorry. That last comment of mine was quite a downer for an football thread.

Posted by: Donna V. at December 23, 2013 06:18 PM (R3gO3)

155 153 Goddammit now i hate boobs

Posted by: DAve at December 23, 2013 06:19 PM (b7yum)

156

Jeez, I'll never, ever again bring up models with boob jobs and terminal cancer. I promise.

*Hangs head*

Posted by: Donna V. at December 23, 2013 06:21 PM (R3gO3)

157 L.A. Fart Knockers

Posted by: Mr. Natural at December 23, 2013 06:25 PM (KArqF)

158 Cal Worthington died this year. If you lived in so-cal ever, you know , Go See Cal. Go See Cal,Go See Cal.

Posted by: oc joe at December 23, 2013 06:29 PM (5fkya)

159 I think she has very nice Pom Poms.

Posted by: Dan in Michigan at December 23, 2013 06:29 PM (VmS5M)

160 OT from the boobehs. Thinking of a tablet for my granddaughter for Christmas. She's 13 and HS next year. Leaning towards MS surface rt, has student office. Thoughts? I know nothing. Thank you atc for the Kate link.

Posted by: chewydog at December 23, 2013 07:30 PM (BUY7X)

161 Sadly, Romo will not be able to throw INT's anymore this year.

Posted by: EROWMER at December 24, 2013 09:19 AM (OONaw)

162 Yeah, you are a real Cowboys "fan". This personal and not fun anti-Cowboys schtick you and Ace have going is not very smart if this site is considered a business. You alienate fans of the most popular team in America, conservative fans. One thing to support the deadskins or some other second rate team, but to make light of human injury, AND show yourself to have no CLUE about football talent, well, that is another thing. You Ed are a Cowboys "fan", yeah, well i say "go, screw". And yes by far it is known that the most fickle and fair weather fans the Cowboys have are in Dallas.

Posted by: phil at December 24, 2013 12:15 PM (S1qJ/)

163 ed, dave, same difference.

Posted by: phil at December 24, 2013 12:18 PM (S1qJ/)

164 there is an "Ed in Texas" on RS, seems just as friendly.

Posted by: phil at December 24, 2013 12:18 PM (S1qJ/)

165 re, my comments in 161. Dave in Texas, Sorry I went too far, I apologize. This is Christmas, peace to all, even the Romo/Cowboys haters. Phil

Posted by: phil at December 25, 2013 07:19 AM (S1qJ/)

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