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September 23, 2013

More Cory Booker Stories Exposed as Fake-ish
— Ace

You can say whatever you like if a friendly media will just transmit your nonsense without bothering to check on a single thing.

Gartland also turns his attention to the superhero mayorÂ’s actions in the wake of the 2010 blizzard that blanketed the northeast. Time chonicled how Booker and his staff personally shoveled streets and delivered diapers to a woman who was snowed in and couldnÂ’t leave her home to purchase them. Gartland tracked her down:

Barbara Byers confirmed to The Post that Booker, in one of the more colorful accounts of his heroic, hands-on approach to governing, delivered Pampers to her home. But the press never questioned how she felt about it.
Â“I always found it weird that no one asked me about what happened,Â” she said. Â“It wasnÂ’t that I didnÂ’t have diapers because I didnÂ’t go shopping. It was two days later and nobody cleared our street.
Â“HeÂ’s a very nice man, but he isnÂ’t a good mayor,Â” she added. Â“If he would have done his job, I would have been able to do for myself and gone out. It took three days for someone to come by with a plow the first time.Â”

Why would they ask? When it comes to Democrats, the rule is that caught between a fact and a legend, Print the Legend.

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1 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 23, 2013 11:00 AM (/PCJa)

2 I think the phrase is "Too Good to Check" and it only applies to Democrats.

Posted by: joncelli at September 23, 2013 11:00 AM (RD7QR)

3 Burn it down. Scatter the stones. Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 23, 2013 11:01 AM (/PCJa)

4 Take some aspirin. It will all get better.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at September 23, 2013 11:02 AM (wR+pz)

5 Fake but not accurate.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 23, 2013 11:02 AM (0HooB)

6 cory booker.....faker than snooky's tan?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at September 23, 2013 11:02 AM (8InM1)

7 I expect to see her tax records shortly. Perhaps "Joe the Plumber" treatment.

Posted by: nip at September 23, 2013 11:02 AM (jI23+)

8 Cory Booker saved children from a burning orphanage.

Or was that Cory Booker put children into an orphanage on fire?

Posted by: EC at September 23, 2013 11:03 AM (GQ8sn)

9 Ready for me to really ruin your day? We lose to these rubes.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 23, 2013 11:03 AM (/PCJa)

10 Diapers?

Those are Democrat napkins, right?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 23, 2013 11:03 AM (ligos)

11 Democrat -- doesn't count.

Posted by: Mallfly at September 23, 2013 11:03 AM (bJm7W)

12 Â“If he would have done his job, I would have been able to do for myself and gone out. Well, there's the answer. It's not his job to take care of basic infrastructure in order to let her care for herself. It's his job to take care of everything for her! Eventually. It's kind of like FEMA threatening to arrest the guy who volunteered to use his personal drone (*grabbyhands*) to help map the flooded areas in CO. We can't have the lumpenprole think they can do things for themselves, now, can we?

Posted by: alexthechick - Booze. Not just for breakfast. at September 23, 2013 11:04 AM (VtjlW)

Well to Democrats, the actual people don't matter. They are things that exist so you can so how good you are.

Democrats love poor people in the abstract. Actual poor people are dirty and kinda frightening.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 23, 2013 11:04 AM (uhAkr)

14 shocked i am....

Posted by: trailortrash at September 23, 2013 11:04 AM (xllDV)

15 Democrats? They're all douchebags.

Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 23, 2013 11:05 AM (wtvvX)

16 "We lose to these rubes." If not actually fighting, is it still losing?

Posted by: nip at September 23, 2013 11:05 AM (jI23+)

Â“HeÂ’s a very nice man, but he isnÂ’t a good mayor,Â” she added. Â“If he would have done his job, I would have been able to do for myself and gone out. It took three days for someone to come by with a plow the first time.Â”

Do something for yourself???!!!

Blasphemer! Heretic! Don't you realize that Booker's a Dimocrat??!!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 23, 2013 11:05 AM (0HooB)

18 Cory Booker once bowled four strikes in a row, then gave them to the handicapped child in the next lane. A true hero.

Posted by: Mallfly at September 23, 2013 11:05 AM (bJm7W)

19 I'm so glad that Christie made sure Booker would have an unfettered, swift road to the US Senate.

Posted by: NeverEverMore at September 23, 2013 11:05 AM (dd5lM)

20 If not actually fighting, is it still losing? Well, I was referring to elections at that point. Hmm... good question though.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 23, 2013 11:05 AM (/PCJa)

Ready for me to really ruin your day?

We lose to these rubes.

Not for long! Just a couple more retreats and we'll have them on the ropes!

Posted by: John Boehner at September 23, 2013 11:06 AM (uhAkr)

Down goes Lerner!

They must be worried about more bad stuff coming out.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 23, 2013 11:06 AM (1Y+hH)

23 I am indifferent. The people of NJ will get what they want.

Posted by: toby928© at September 23, 2013 11:06 AM (QupBk)

Lois Lerner is retiring.

Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2013 11:06 AM (jShXB)

25 I'd like to say that it's only a recent journalistic trait to run with a story without doing the slightest bit of backstory research and vetting, but I'm pretty sure this is how most of journalism has been since some guy named Hepophut first scratched a hagiographic portrayal of the Pharaoh onto some papyrus in the shadow of the construction of the pyramids of Giza.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 23, 2013 11:07 AM (4df7R)

26 Elections, and or Politics all the way.

Posted by: nip at September 23, 2013 11:07 AM (jI23+)

27 These are the stories we need to be pushing--the Colorado drone story, the woman getting diapers delivered because the government didn't do its job of getting the streets plowed.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 23, 2013 11:07 AM (sQ0LB)

28 Wait what about Lois Lerner?

Posted by: L, elle at September 23, 2013 11:07 AM (0PiQ4)

29 Not for long! Just a couple more retreats and we'll have them on the ropes! ha

Posted by: nip at September 23, 2013 11:07 AM (jI23+)

30 Please refer all questions to my secretary of public relations, Stephen Glass.

Posted by: Cory Booker at September 23, 2013 11:08 AM (4oR+N)

31 Those terrorists were dressed as women. In the uk they are fighting the muzzies and leftards who are arguing that islamists have the right to cover their faces at all time. Bullshit.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 23, 2013 11:08 AM (T0Pku)

32 Lois Lerner is retiring. Which, in itself, is a loss. She shouldn't have the option of "retiring." She should have been fired and prosecuted months ago.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 23, 2013 11:08 AM (/PCJa)

33 Lois Lerner is retiring.

Screw that shit. She should be fired, prosecuted, and jailed.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 23, 2013 11:08 AM (wtvvX)

Lois Lerner is retiring

She must have touched Hillary's Huma.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 23, 2013 11:08 AM (uhAkr)

35 That time that he dashed into a burning building to save a woman? No way he set that fire himself. That'd just be crazy!

Posted by: Bory Cooker at September 23, 2013 11:08 AM (dltsq)

36 "Lois Lerner is retiring. Posted by: wrg500" Oranje jumpsuits for all of them. We don't lose to them, we aren't in the game. That's the problem. Cruz being the exception to the rule.

Posted by: Melvin Frohike at September 23, 2013 11:08 AM (sYLzD)

37 I'm not going to be happy until Lerner is in jail.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 23, 2013 11:09 AM (JPdNl)

38 AllenG, you make a lot of sense!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 23, 2013 11:09 AM (wtvvX)

39 Lois went down on Meremortal? Gee, buddy, keep it to yourself!

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 23, 2013 11:09 AM (T0Pku)

40 Lois Lerner is retiring. Screw that shit. She should be fired, prosecuted, and jailed. Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 23, 2013 03:08 PM (wtvvX) Amen to that. Although I'd settle for drawn and quartered

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 23, 2013 11:09 AM (9Xc5j)

The last person that I think about, if at all, is Corey Booker.

Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2013 11:09 AM (3sDOE)

42 Bill Brasky!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 23, 2013 11:09 AM (lq3Ak)

43 Booker needs an awesome power-wife to aid him. I hear Huma is available.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at September 23, 2013 11:10 AM (PH+2B)

44 How come these guys who run the worst cities on the planet never have to take responsibility for how bad conditions are in their cities?

Instead.. it's "Wow. That Cory Booker. What a guy. He's done such a great job as mayor, let's elect him to the Senate!"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 23, 2013 11:10 AM (f9c2L)

So she gets what, a four month paid vacay before going into full retirement?

Yeah, that's some real hard-nosed justice right there.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 23, 2013 11:10 AM (JPdNl)

46 Â“HeÂ’s a very nice man, but he isnÂ’t a good mayor,Â” she added. Â“If he would have done his job, I would have been able to do for myself and gone out. It took three days for someone to come by with a plow the first time.Â” *** When would he have time? He's always on twitter.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 23, 2013 11:10 AM (DmNpO)

47 >>> Lois Lerner is retiring Retiring with a big fat pension and better healthcare than Obamacare. WINNING!

Posted by: L, elle at September 23, 2013 11:10 AM (0PiQ4)

48 "Retiring" Five bucks that retirement includes a trip to the park

Posted by: Vince Foster at September 23, 2013 11:11 AM (Pr6hk)

49 The people of NJ will get what they want.

Posted by: toby928Â© at September 23, 2013 03:06 PM (QupBk)

I detect a note of sarcasm.

This state should be rolling in cash.

Huge retail presence.
Manufacturing, refining, drug manufacture.
Corporate HQs all over.
Long, easily accessible coast.

What a bunch of fuck-ups.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2013 11:12 AM (gqgiP)

50 Lerner retires, so that means the 'extra scrutiny' of applications by Tea Party organizations has ended? right?

Posted by: 1200km to Wall Drug at September 23, 2013 11:12 AM (2hxnI)

51 Lerner retiring? Wait till the news of her retirement cash out is made public. The wailing and gnashing of teeth will be epic but temporary and then we move on. THIS SUX!

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 23, 2013 11:12 AM (X+nFp)

52 When would he have time? He's always on twitter. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2013 11:12 AM (a4Omg)

53 Did I tell you about the time I saved a man's life by applying a tourniquet to his gunshot wound?

Just don't ask him who shot him....

Posted by: Cory Booker at September 23, 2013 11:13 AM (ggRof)

54 ...And then there was that time I moved into the room above the Cunningham's garage.

Posted by: Cory Booker at September 23, 2013 11:13 AM (dSE0q)

Bill Brasky wanted a drink, and we sat on some chairs in an abandoned lot. Sure enough, they built a bar around us! We drank some beers and paid our tab. Then Bill set fire to the bar and burned the place down, yelling, "You should always leave things the way your found it!" To Bill Brasky!

I might have paraphrased a bit.

Also, I figure we can't get a flaming skull for Lerner retiring, but can we at least get a Sh*t Got Real post?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 23, 2013 11:13 AM (sQ0LB)

56 Why is Booker delivering Gaia raping disposable diapers? Does he hate Mother Earth?

I hope T-Bone kicks his ass for this.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 23, 2013 11:14 AM (wNF3N)

57 Why, it's almost like you can't believe a thing they say anymore...

Posted by: JQP at September 23, 2013 11:14 AM (U4GjV)

Lerner retires, so that means the 'extra scrutiny' of applications by Tea Party organizations has ended? right?

Just as soon as the FBI's Top Men are done questioning them.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 23, 2013 11:14 AM (JPdNl)

Lois needs a perp walk and an extended stay in all inclusive federal housing, she wont get it though since republicans wont push the issue.

They are happy with the IRS keeping the tea party and conservatives suppressed. The tea party is too big of a challenge to the establishments power and a threat to their status quo. If the tea party truely was unleashed it would trounce the establishment Republicans and they can't have that.

Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2013 11:14 AM (mwctc)

60 Lois Lerner is retiring. Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2013 03:06 PM (jShXB) So the paid leave was up then is what you're saying.

Posted by: alexthechick - Booze. Not just for breakfast. at September 23, 2013 11:15 AM (VtjlW)

61 So, Comrade Lerner gets to retire with a nice hefty payout for her services to The Capital, and lots more dough to come from the Libs for speaking engagements and such. Whoopie. Yay us.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at September 23, 2013 11:15 AM (7ObY1)

62 Only when the troops forced their way through did they realize that dead bodies, as many as 20, had been piled against the entryway to slow the soldiersÂ’ access.

Stumbling inside, they immediately came under sniper fire from high up on the second floor balcony above them. Two died. The rest were forced to pull back.

Lovely touch that. Killing civilians and using them as doorstops.

Posted by: Oliver Stone at September 23, 2013 11:16 AM (e8kgV)

Of course, even in in the unlikely event LL goes to jail, Barky will give her a full pardon.

Might as well get ready to marvel at that six figure pension we're paying for.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 23, 2013 11:16 AM (JPdNl)

64 Amen to that. Although I'd settle for drawn and quartered Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 23, 2013 03:09 PM

We've been played by the Prophets of Choom. Again.

Lerner waltzes off into the sunset, free as a li'l tweety-bird. And she is very possibly one of the least-criminal members of the regime.

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 23, 2013 11:16 AM (kaGpp)

65 Giving up her position in the government she so proudly served is undoubtedly a worse punishment for Lois Lerner than going to jail or anything like that would be.

Posted by: Mallfly at September 23, 2013 11:18 AM (bJm7W)

66 The GOP old guard are playing by old rules. They know this shiz is faker than a $3 bill. They don't expose this stuff because that's just not done. It's like going after another politico's pork. You don't do it. They're so calcified they can't even see the game changing. They're in office, so why change. Being elected and getting their pork and hookers and perks is good enough. Doing things like keeping promises is only important insofar as it gets them elected again. They'll not put their neck out too far to keep a promise if it harms their chances by making them look bad in the press. That's reason enough for me to get new guys and gals in office. None of these codgers is so wily and important that we need to keep them in. They are compromised fast, so kick them out fast. Reward the ones that keep promises and cut down the ones that don't. And people like Gabe and their "just elect them, that's good enough" attitude need to be pushed to the far edges of the tent.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2013 11:18 AM (yETln)

67 I'm sure Boehner is right on top of this. Have faith, people.

Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2013 11:18 AM (3sDOE)

"You can say whatever you like if a friendly media will just transmit your nonsense without bothering to check on a single thing."

This may be the problem that Leftys/Progressives/Democrats have with Twitter and other social media. They have been so used for so long having the media play the role of filter for them that their own internal filters have withered away. Without that external filter what they actually say gets out - their unvarnished opinions. And then it is off to resignation land as careers go away.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Happy Hour! Cocktails of Betrayal 50% Off! at September 23, 2013 11:18 AM (hLRSq)

Lerner is a political appointee, correct? If so, she can be impeached, and the Constitution specifically denies the President the ability to pardon impeachment.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 23, 2013 11:18 AM (sQ0LB)

70 MFM Delelda Est. Because when they aren't making shit up, they're simply backing the play of their political allies. And then pretending there's no politics in it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 23, 2013 11:18 AM (qyfb5)

71 It's more like we roll over on our backs and let them sniff our private parts. We know they are the alpha dogs so it never comes to a fight unless they just feel like hurting us for fun.

Posted by: Beagle at September 23, 2013 11:18 AM (sOtz/)

Lerner waltzes off into the sunset, free as a li'l tweety-bird. And she is very possibly one of the least-criminal members of the regime.

I feel sooooo much better knowing that. Please pardon me while I hurl...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 23, 2013 11:19 AM (0HooB)

So, Comrade Lerner gets to retire with a nice hefty payout for her services to The Capital, and lots more dough to come from the Libs for speaking engagements and such.

Not to mention she'll have a job sewn up in some lefty think tank and/or lobbying firm before a week's out. The woman with inside knowledge of how to get your nakedly political nonprofit organization through the exemption department at the IRS? She'll never have to pay for anything ever again.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 23, 2013 11:19 AM (4df7R)

Few voters will vote

On October the Sixteenth

Let's make sure ours do.

I think it may be possible to steal a march on Cory Booker and the Democrats in New Jersey. They think they have this one in the bag. But the people opposed to Booker are much more enthusiastic than the people who are lukewarm for him.

In a Special Election, turn-out is everything. If we can get half of the people who want an alternative to Booker to the polls, we will win this thing by a large margin. Nobody wants Obama's Mini-Me in the Senate. California already has two Senators, so we don't owe them one of ours.

Posted by: Haiku Guy at September 23, 2013 11:19 AM (bIy5N)

75 That always bothered me about the ending of "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence". There's just something almost immoral about the people we rely on for the truth deciding not to print the truth...because the legend is 'better'. Art imitating life, I guess. Or just a sign that the media has always been corrupt, even in movies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 23, 2013 11:19 AM (AXiRO)

76 btw, what are the official rules on Booker's race/ethnicity. He's lighter than King Barry yet nobody calls him mixed-race or half-white/half-black or anything. Has he officially invoked the 1 drop rule? Obama is clearly blacker than Booker, right? Obama's 50%. Booker is about 1 drop above Jason Kidd and Vin Diesel. Bet a DNA test shows him 70%+ euro. Just curious if there's been an official ruling from the National Diversity Awareness Office yet.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 23, 2013 11:20 AM (ZPrif)

Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 23, 2013 03:18 PM (sQ0LB)

She wasn't an appointee, but a career employee.

Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2013 11:20 AM (xZ8Ay)

78 OT - but there really needs to be a law that keeps children's hands off of their mother's high capacity assault dildos. http://tinyurl.com/pz2gseh

Posted by: RWC at September 23, 2013 11:20 AM (fWAjv)

79 Do I really need to point out how racist this post is?

Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2013 11:20 AM (W6bkf)

80 OT/ But I don't think Lerner can just waltz out scot free. Think she has to be the scape goat...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at September 23, 2013 11:20 AM (9+ccr)

"Lois Lerner is retiring."

When does she come back as a contractor?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Happy Hour! Cocktails of Betrayal 50% Off! at September 23, 2013 11:21 AM (hLRSq)

82 What's the over/under on when Lerner "retires" back into a political position, public or private (i.e. a different agency, an assistant position, OFA, etc.)?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 23, 2013 11:21 AM (qyfb5)

I'm sure Boehner is right on top of this. Have faith, people.

Will nothing satisfy you people? I'm on-board with this whole Ted Cruz thing. Can't I just go get a tan?

Posted by: John Boehner at September 23, 2013 11:22 AM (uhAkr)

btw, what are the official rules on Booker's race/ethnicity. He's lighter than King Barry yet nobody calls him mixed-race or half-white/half-black or anything. Has he officially invoked the 1 drop rule?

Have you ever seen Benjamin Jealous? Former head of the NAACP? He makes Booker look like Kevn Garnett.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 23, 2013 11:22 AM (4df7R)

85 Who are the 2 political appointees in the IRS then? Was it the jackhole above her who retired before the scandal blew up so that the fall guy who had been there for all of 48 hours was forced to retire? Chief counsel is the other one IIRC.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 23, 2013 11:22 AM (sQ0LB)

86 The burning times are coming. May the Good Lord have mercy on us all. I'm thinking when the shtf we won't have much mercy for each other. This house divided against itself can not stand.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 23, 2013 11:22 AM (X+nFp)

If so, she can be impeached, and the Constitution specifically denies the President the ability to pardon impeachment.

Out of morbid curiosity, what else does this Constitution say?

Posted by: Barack Obama, adjunct professor of ConLaw specializing in grievance studies at September 23, 2013 11:22 AM (JPdNl)

88 O/T: AP is reporting Lois Lerner is retiring from the IRS. Full benefits and a future, natch.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, kaiju wrangler at September 23, 2013 11:22 AM (naUcP)

89 Â“See, right now, Justice Roberts is still continuing to have federal employee health insurance subsidized by the taxpayer,Â” Paul said. Â“And if he likes Obamacare so much, IÂ’m going to give him an amendment that gives Obamacare to Justice Roberts.Â” http://bit.ly/1gQXXUy I'm tellin' ya, I'm liking Rand Paul more and more and more.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at September 23, 2013 11:22 AM (7ObY1)

90 We know they are the alpha dogs so it never comes to a fight unless they just feel like hurting us for fun. Posted by: Beagle at September 23, 2013 03:18 PM

Wait 'til 2016, when the Democrats double-down and run the Devil Patrick/Cory Booker ticket!

Not only will they almost approach Choom Boy on the corruption scale, but their hijinks will be protected by a double layer of Blackdemocratium!

The Republicans might as well plan right now to simply mail in the campaign. Oh, wait....

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 23, 2013 11:23 AM (kaGpp)

91 Booker needs an awesome power-wife to aid him. Hey, I need one of those! I hear Huma is available. Posted by: The littl shyning man at September 23, 2013 03:10 PM (PH+2B) Never mind.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 23, 2013 11:23 AM (qyfb5)

92 Bah! In the time it took me to post three other people beat me to it! My Comment Fu is weak today... ::sad::

Posted by: Brother Cavil, kaiju wrangler at September 23, 2013 11:24 AM (naUcP)

93 I think you're allowed to invoke the one drop rule as long as neither of your parents are obviously white/asian/hispanic/etc. So Hines Ward and Tiger Woods somehow end up officially less black than pale-face Booker. Or something. Always a bit confusing.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 23, 2013 11:24 AM (ZPrif)

94 My own senator, Bill Nelson, on the floor now. The world will end if the government shuts down!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 23, 2013 11:25 AM (DmNpO)

95 The left has become the kitchen sink party. The SCOAMF throws the most and farthest left sh*t at the wall to see what will stick. And, the democrat party says whatever the h*ll it likes, knowing it will be superseded with another "whatever the h*ll it likes." (see DWS) And, lastly, the media, see above.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 23, 2013 11:25 AM (IXrOn)

96 cory booker may or may not be a hero, ghey, have a druggie friend..... anything else cory?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at September 23, 2013 11:26 AM (8InM1)

97 OT/ But I don't think Lerner can just waltz out scot free. Think she has to be the scape goat...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at September 23, 2013 03:20 PM (9+ccr)

----------------------------------------------------

What? With Dear Leader and Holder at your back? She's laughing as she walks. She's laughing and walking.

She'll be in a six-figure job within a month. Probably with some organization like the Democrat Election Committee.

Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2013 11:26 AM (3sDOE)

I think the most interesting Trend I've seen in the last 10 years, is how LAZY the press has gotten.

They are so busy talking to each other... that they don't bother to check the source. They don't go after the story itself.

Fox and Bill OReilly are a prime example. He used to interview news Sources.... now he just talks to third hand folks who have an opinion about the story.... or a politician or talking head with an agenda to grind about the story....

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2013 11:26 AM (lZBBB)

99 Â“See, right now, Justice Roberts is still continuing to have federal employee health insurance subsidized by the taxpayer,Â” Paul said. Â“And if he likes Obamacare so much, IÂ’m going to give him an amendment that gives Obamacare to Justice Roberts.Â” This amendment threatens the independence of the judiciary. Let it so be struck from the law.

Posted by: Chief Wet Rag Roberts at September 23, 2013 11:26 AM (yETln)

100 I can't wait for Ace to interject this into the next podcast. His T-Bone bit was funny.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at September 23, 2013 11:26 AM (vv73a)

101 95My own senator, Bill Nelson, on the floor now.

The world will end if the government shuts down!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 23, 2013 03:25 PM (DmNpO)

must............save...........the...........gravy..........train!!!!!

Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2013 11:26 AM (kPeSM)

102 cory booker blurred lines

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at September 23, 2013 11:26 AM (8InM1)

103 The world will end if the government shuts down! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 23, 2013 03:25 PM (DmNpO) Do not taunt Happy Fun Alex.

Posted by: alexthechick - Booze. Not just for breakfast. at September 23, 2013 11:27 AM (VtjlW)

104 My own senator, Bill Nelson, on the floor now. The world will end if the government shuts down!Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse You know what Senator. There's only one way to know if you're right. Try it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 23, 2013 11:28 AM (/PCJa)

105

The world will end if the government shuts down!

We've got to save our phoney-baloney jobs! Harrumph!!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 23, 2013 11:28 AM (0HooB)

106

My most embarrassing moment was when my twitter account was "hack" and my junk was on display for all the world to see, and then I had a press conference and Andrew Breitbart...

...what?...

...I DID flash my junk?...

...that wasn't me?...oh, it was my Weiner? That's what I mean by "junk". It was Anthony's Weiner? Anthony who, Weiner, the guy from New York? What did he do? Really? HIS weiner?

Well, never mind. I accidently told the truth that I didn't flash my tallywacker on twitter. Imagine that

Posted by: Cory Booker at September 23, 2013 11:29 AM (dSE0q)

107

@91

West/Scott 2016!

Seriously. West is my first choice anyway and Scott impresses me every time I see him. I guess we could reverse that as well as Scott is a serving senator. The racism from the Left will be of the withering variety. Not to mention the hilarity when hearing from the media and Donks (but I repeat myself) about an inexperienced senator not being a wise choice.

Posted by: Beagle at September 23, 2013 11:29 AM (sOtz/)

108 This state should be rolling in cash. They have poor towns on the beach. Only New Jersey can screw up beachfront property.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 23, 2013 11:29 AM (T0NGe)

109
B Yer Crook

Posted by: anagramming cory booker at September 23, 2013 11:30 AM (sj9LN)

110 As long as the American racial/ethnic melting pot that created did most of it's mixing in your grandparents or earlier generation ... then you get to invoke the one drop rule and self-proclaim blackness no matter how white your pasty ass is. Typical NAACP leadership council meeting is lighter skinned than the Godfather movies. I thought the one drop rule was part of the racist past we were trying to overcome. I thought we had this crazy idea that we'd embrace all the ingredients that made up our particular ethnic stew. Cablanasian style. Or Hispanblite. Or Jarigerblamex. Or whatever.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 23, 2013 11:31 AM (ZPrif)

111 Did I ever tell you how I sucked the poison from the arms of snake handlers and saved four lives while I passing by a little church in some redneck state, the name of which escapes me at the moment

Posted by: Booker at September 23, 2013 11:31 AM (a4Omg)

112

So in addition to the jackoffs who burned the Ronald Reagan statue in California (http://tinyurl.com/kwyjusm), some other asswarts vandalized a 10 Commandments monument in front of a faith-based group near the Supreme Court in DC (http://tinyurl.com/lrh7asa).

Fuck it, where the fuck is SMOD?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 23, 2013 11:31 AM (4df7R)

113

I recall all of the burning black churches when I was a kid which made me further pursue my goal of being drafted by the major league baseball team , Kansas City. And even though I was named after a famous mountain climber, I never have been able to scale more than a small hill in Cambodia during a secret mission on Christmas day to drop CIA men behind enemy lines.

After that experience , I continued to fly air missions back and forth in Vietnam. On my return to the states, I entered into computer studies and helped create the internet. I then became a Senator after a successful career channeling still born babies. I was heavily influenced by my parents who met while marching for Civil rights in Selma.

Posted by: Composite Democrat at September 23, 2013 11:32 AM (m2CN7)

114

That guy has always given off bizarre vibes to me, like he is fake.

So he is pretty much fake.

A drama queen faker.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Ed Shults, Esq at September 23, 2013 11:33 AM (raGXo)

115

Son of a bitch. And guess whos paying this sorry whore for the rest of her useless life? Just fukkin guess.

http://tinyurl.com/l4cktmc

Posted by: maddogg at September 23, 2013 11:33 AM (xWW96)

116 Posted by: Composite Democrat at September 23, 2013 03:32 PM (m2CN7) Is that the Democrat version of "I was drunk the night my momma got out of prison?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 23, 2013 11:34 AM (/PCJa)

117 Did I ever tell you have I singlehandedly saved ten lives by convincing homeless men on the streets of Newark to give up drugs and gay prostitution?

Posted by: Booker at September 23, 2013 11:34 AM (a4Omg)

118 So in addition to the jackoffs who burned the Ronald Reagan statue in California (http://tinyurl.com/kwyjusm), some other asswarts vandalized a 10 Commandments monument in front of a faith-based group near the Supreme Court in DC (http://tinyurl.com/lrh7asa). Fuck it, where the fuck is SMOD? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at September 23, 2013 03:31 PM (4df7R) Given that the statue was bronze, I can't believe they set it on fire instead of stealing it. *rests head on shoulder* The world sucks. I'm gonna think about Lorelei going all stabby stabby cutty cutty on bad guys for a bit. Cause that's happy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Booze. Not just for breakfast. at September 23, 2013 11:34 AM (VtjlW)

119

Cory Booker makes up so much because he hides so much

Remember how Weiner was the rising star, all the while being completely out of control in his personal life? like that

Posted by: thunderb at September 23, 2013 11:35 AM (zOTsN)

120 Scariest Halloween porch scene: Multiple full color, full-body Pelosi's in witch costumes, flying around on a broomstick; and Boehner heads - bright teeth and an orange glow for jack-o-lanterns, all over the steps. Open the door, and there's the JEF.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 23, 2013 11:35 AM (IXrOn)

121 In case someone hasn't said it recently: This country is soooo fucked.

Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2013 11:35 AM (3sDOE)

122 This is very OT, but I just have to say that some of the pictures out there in the media from both the Nairobi terror attack and the Peshawar suicide bombing at the Christian church are absolutely heartbreaking.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 23, 2013 11:35 AM (4df7R)

123
better:

Ye Crook, Bro

Posted by: anagramming cory booker at September 23, 2013 11:35 AM (sj9LN)

124 Off topic. What if this guy Al Shabbaz mounts a coordinated attack at like fifty Starbucks here in the USA, right at prime time go-to-work a.m.? How would that go down? What if it is done by suicide bombers using liquid explosives, the liquids being in coffee cups?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at September 23, 2013 11:36 AM (PH+2B)

125 Bill Nelson closes by suggesting to Reid the "absence of a quorum"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 23, 2013 11:36 AM (DmNpO)

126

@114

Nice one. Funny because it's true.

Posted by: Beagle at September 23, 2013 11:36 AM (sOtz/)

127 I understand that denial is a strong impulse, but we're already burning. Stomp it out Douse the ashes Hang the arsonists

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2013 11:37 AM (ZshNr)

128

Open the door, and there's the JEF.

EEEK! *thud*

"He's dead, Jim. You get the jack-o-lantern, I'll grab the candy."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 23, 2013 11:37 AM (0HooB)

129 Yep, any time a dude lies so pathologically as this you know he's dipping his stick somewhere he shouldn't. Or somewhere he's ashamed of. It's how these guys get so good at lying. They've been doing it so long to hide their secret shame that they're experts at lying. They believe their own bullshit.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 23, 2013 11:37 AM (ZPrif)

130 *rests head on shoulder* The world sucks. I'm gonna think about Lorelei going all stabby stabby cutty cutty on bad guys for a bit. Cause that's happy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Booze. Not just for breakfast. at September 23, 2013 03:34 PM (VtjlW)

*hugs* Is there a topless Karl Urban in the vicinity while this happens? Because that would be extra happy. *nod*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 23, 2013 11:37 AM (4df7R)

131

we will hear pretty soon how much the press covered up for Booker, just like they did for McGreevy

They aren't covering up for him anymore. Time for an "I am a gay American" speech, but only to cover up graft for pay for play

Posted by: thunderb at September 23, 2013 11:37 AM (zOTsN)

132

Since the beginning of September 2008, in fact, the Fed's ownership of Treasury securities and MBSs has increased seven fold.

As of the close of business Thursday, the Fed said, it owned approximately $2,052,055,000,000 in U.S. Treasury securities and approximately $1,339,771,000,000 in mortgage-backed securitiesÂ—for a combined total of about $3,391,826,000,000 in Treasury securities and MBSs.

Geez............

Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2013 11:37 AM (kl3xJ)

133 39 Lois went down on Meremortal? Gee, buddy, keep it to yourself!

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 23, 2013 03:09 PM (T0Pku)

I ran.

I ran so far away-ay-ay.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 23, 2013 11:38 AM (1Y+hH)

134 Lois Lerner. Brought to justice. By me.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 23, 2013 11:38 AM (ggRof)

135 I've eaten my daily pie. Now it's nappy time.

Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2013 11:38 AM (3sDOE)

136 Lois Lerner retirement package is probably pretty damn cushy. She needs to blow a lot of it on lawyers and then do some time in prison.

Posted by: Dang at September 23, 2013 11:38 AM (Hx2XA)

137 dammit

Posted by: Meremortal at September 23, 2013 11:38 AM (1Y+hH)

138

"Did I ever tell you guys about the time I visited a dying woman with inoperable brain cancer and laid my hands upon her and she was healed? That was an awesome day. We had a pizza party."

-Cory Booker

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 23, 2013 11:39 AM (4df7R)

139 As of the close of business Thursday, the Fed said, it owned approximately $2,052,055,000,000 in U.S. Treasury securities and approximately $1,339,771,000,000 in mortgage-backed securitiesÂ—for a combined total of about $3,391,826,000,000 in Treasury securities and MBSs. Holy fuck. 2 TRILLION in US Securities and 1.3T in mortgage-backed securities? Oh, fuck they've reinflated the bubble. It won't be pretty when it bursts.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 23, 2013 11:39 AM (/PCJa)

140

@123

I wonder why they let the pictures out these times? There have been at least 20,000 suicide bombings and jihad attacks over the last 12 years and only rarely to the pictures make it to the major outlets. As opposed to, say, Israelis tear gassing a crowd of rock throwing teens. Which is the painting a bowl of fruit for news photogs.

Posted by: Beagle at September 23, 2013 11:39 AM (sOtz/)

141 Stomp it out
Douse the ashes
Hang the arsonists

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2013 03:37 PM (ZshNr)

Nicely done.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2013 11:39 AM (gqgiP)

142

"What if it is done by suicide bombers using liquid explosives, the liquids being in coffee cups?"

It would be impossible to detect from Starbucks' actual coffee.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Happy Hour! Cocktails of Betrayal 50% Off! at September 23, 2013 11:40 AM (hLRSq)

143 FDR's Progressive New Deal lines Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. So, are you part of the problem or the solution?

Posted by: panzernashorn at September 23, 2013 11:40 AM (MhA4j)

144 It would be impossible to detect from Starbucks' actual coffee. Sure it would. It would taste better.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 23, 2013 11:40 AM (/PCJa)

145 Cory Booker, Mayor of Murder City

Posted by: panzernashorn at September 23, 2013 11:41 AM (MhA4j)

146 Hey, what's a few Trillion amongst friends?

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2013 11:41 AM (gYr0z)

147 Sorry, I have to link this o/t: http://freebeacon.com/blog/eating-right-and-feeling-good/ What the h*ll? INSEAD, a French business school, found that people crave fatty and unhealthy food after losses, bumping up saturated fat consumption by 16%. Â“After a victory, people eat better,Â” says , a professor of marketing at the business school INSEAD in France. Â“After a defeat, people eat a lot worse.Â” On the flip side, winning in fact makes people eat better with saturated fat consumption reduced by 9%. Looking good and playing good are co-dependent. But, don't let the text fool you. The piece is mostly hot women sport fans. Scroll and scroll and scroll. eh? free beacon? wth?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 23, 2013 11:42 AM (IXrOn)

148 MSNBC's Clown Prince:

Yup. @Toure just said that Kenya is on the north coast of Africa.Â—
Noah Pollak (@NoahPollak) September 23, 2013

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 23, 2013 11:42 AM (ligos)

149 Doesn't matter. Corey Booker is protected by Black Democratium. Untouchable, just like the Halfrican that occupies the office now..... Little known fact. Booker is related to Booker from the television series "Good Times".

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 23, 2013 11:42 AM (32Ze2)

150 I wonder why they let the pictures out these times? There have been at least 20,000 suicide bombings and jihad attacks over the last 12 years and only rarely to the pictures make it to the major outlets. As opposed to, say, Israelis tear gassing a crowd of rock throwing teens. Which is the painting a bowl of fruit for news photogs.

Posted by: Beagle at September 23, 2013 03:39 PM (sOtz/)

What I find disgusting is that the Nairobi pictures have been widely publicized, but the pictures of the dead and wounded Christians in Pakistan? Not so much. One of these things is not like the other.

God rest and keep the souls of all the victims, and give their loved ones peace. And may the perpetrators face an eternity of painful justice in the fires of hell.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 23, 2013 11:42 AM (4df7R)

151 Okay, so official offer letter is still pending but: 23K raise. Company performance bonus (after 1 year). That's in addition to all the standard perks for a $10bn/yr company.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 23, 2013 11:43 AM (/PCJa)

152 137 Lois Lerner retirement package is probably pretty damn cushy. She needs to blow a lot of it on lawyers and then do some time in prison.

Posted by: Dang at September 23, 2013 03:38 PM (Hx2XA)

They've got to throw in enough cash to keep her quiet so I don't think she'll be hurting. As to prison time, she won't do a day. Maybe a couple more hearings, then she drops out of sight into the K Street ecosystem.

Posted by: joncelli at September 23, 2013 11:43 AM (RD7QR)

153 Another example of intolerance. Happened in Washington DC. On private property this weekend. Seems someone decided to topple a stone copy of the Ten Commandments. Which had been set into the ground with rebar.

From HuffPo
http://tinyurl.com/k53ln5b

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 23, 2013 11:43 AM (27gH7)

154 Have you heard my account of how by sheer force of positive thinking I levitated myself up over the snowdrifts in Newark to deliver groceries by window to a single mother who couldn't make it outside her front door?

Posted by: Booker at September 23, 2013 11:43 AM (a4Omg)

155 The wheels of justice in DC grind slow. So slow, in fact, that to a casual observer they don't appear to move at all. The run is not necessarily over, but it sure gives that impression. Getting to some semblance of rule of law and stability is going to take an *awful* lot of work, on too many fronts to count.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 23, 2013 11:44 AM (qyfb5)

156 Yup. @Toure just said that Kenya is on the north coast of Africa.Â—
Noah Pollak (@NoahPollak) September 23, 2013

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2013 03:42 PM (ligos)

FFS.

"Also, Mumbai is on the border between Mongolia and France." #ShitToureKnows

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 23, 2013 11:44 AM (4df7R)

157 Okay, so official offer letter is still pending but: 23K raise. Company performance bonus (after 1 year). That's in addition to all the standard perks for a $10bn/yr company. *** Fantastic!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 23, 2013 11:44 AM (DmNpO)

158
Achy Braky Obama: We saved the housing market!

Snidley W. Bernake: We actually bought $1.3 Trillion in mortgages that will be added to the national debt.

Achy Braky Obama: We saved $1.3 Trillion!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2013 11:44 AM (sj9LN)

159

Wow, obviously, she is rayciss. Liberals never let facts or math get in the way of a good hagiographic narrative for one of their own. They also distort the truth and outright lie to take down their opposition. Mitt Romney, cancer causing rays...

Posted by: runningrn at September 23, 2013 11:44 AM (PLOz8)

160 OT Rep Swalwell from CA just called the effort to defund OCare as a "wet dream". Classy

Posted by: thunderb at September 23, 2013 11:45 AM (zOTsN)

161 Okay, so official offer letter is still pending but:

23K raise.
Company performance bonus (after 1 year).

That's in addition to all the standard perks for a $10bn/yr company.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 23, 2013 03:43 PM (/PCJa)

Pencil in the following in your counter offer:

-two Thai tranny post-op hookers

-free use of the company helicopter

-slush fund set up in you pet dog's name

Posted by: EC at September 23, 2013 11:45 AM (GQ8sn)

162

Thus the Federal Reserve now owns more debt in the form of U.S. Treasury securities and MBSs than the sum total of the publicly held debt that the U.S. government accumulated from George WashingtonÂ’s administration into November 2001, during President George W. BushÂ’s first term.

http://tinyurl.com/mc59u46

Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2013 11:45 AM (kl3xJ)

163 " You want to know why I'm bald? I was marching through the snow to deliver meals to the homeless and I saw this orphanage catch fire and I ran into the burning building and saved all the orphans but as I was running out the door with the orphans in my arms a burning beam landed on my head and burned off all my hair."

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 23, 2013 11:45 AM (rXcBX)

164

@148

Chive on! Oh wait, 'serious' 'news' 'story' at a 'paper'. Weird.

Posted by: Beagle at September 23, 2013 11:45 AM (sOtz/)

165 AllenG what do you do?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 23, 2013 11:46 AM (32Ze2)

166 Okay, so official offer letter is still pending but: 23K raise. Company performance bonus (after 1 year). That's in addition to all the standard perks for a $10bn/yr company. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 23, 2013 03:43 PM (/PCJa) nice gratz

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 23, 2013 11:46 AM (IXrOn)

167 Drinks on Allen!!

Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 23, 2013 11:46 AM (sQ0LB)

168 Hey EC! So didst thou liketh story? If so please give me a good rating.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 23, 2013 11:46 AM (27gH7)

169

That's in addition to all the standard perks for a $10bn/yr company.

Way kewl. So, is it a done deal as soon as the letter arrives?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 23, 2013 11:46 AM (0HooB)

170

Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2013 03:37 PM (kl3xJ)

Yup... they used printed money to buy up non real assets, that can't really be tracked.. to get them off the Bank Balance sheets.

They will then sit on them... forever.... as to them its just data on a sheet of paper... and they never expect to repay any debt anyway...

Thus, taking a whole lot of capital, and have it sitting doing nothing.... which is of course the exact opposite of how Capitalism is supposed to function...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2013 11:46 AM (lZBBB)

171 Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 23, 2013 03:46 PM (32Ze2) Software developer.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 23, 2013 11:46 AM (/PCJa)

172

" You want to know why I'm bald? I was marching through the snow to deliver meals to the homeless and I saw this orphanage catch fire and I ran into the burning building and saved all the orphans but as I was running out the door with the orphans in my arms a burning beam landed on my head and burned off all my hair."

Cory Booker

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 23, 2013 11:46 AM (rXcBX)

173 allen!!!! woooo wooooo!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at September 23, 2013 11:47 AM (8InM1)

174 AllenG only thought he had a raise. Then the Moron bar tab hit his AmEx card.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 23, 2013 11:47 AM (27gH7)

175 Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 23, 2013 03:45 PM (rXcBX) ROTFL With Cory, his left hand always knows what his right hand is doing-as far as his deeds of charity.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2013 11:47 AM (a4Omg)

176 Hey EC! So didst thou liketh story? If so please give me a good rating.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 23, 2013 03:46 PM (27gH7)

Will do!

Posted by: EC at September 23, 2013 11:48 AM (GQ8sn)

177 Way kewl. So, is it a done deal as soon as the letter arrives? Yep. Actually... they're still waiting on the background check (it's probably put the person running it to sleep), and then they'll mail the official letter. Here in a little bit, I should get an email form of the letter which is officially unofficial. And, since I can't actually buy the Horde drinks, maybe I'll drop a C-note on the head Ewok.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 23, 2013 11:48 AM (/PCJa)

178

Posted by: EC at September 23, 2013 03:45 PM (GQ8sn)

Oh.... wait... I didn't know AllanG was a Democrat Politician!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2013 11:48 AM (lZBBB)

179 Hmm. AllenG can now afford to subsidize more health care...

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 23, 2013 11:48 AM (/29Nl)

180 cory booker laws are for those not named cory booker

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at September 23, 2013 11:48 AM (8InM1)

181 Actually... they're still waiting on the background check (it's probably put the person running it to sleep), and then they'll mail the official letter.

Uh oh....

Posted by: EC at September 23, 2013 11:48 AM (GQ8sn)

182

"Hey, do you all remember the time I drove all night to reach a Pennsylvania coal mine that had collapsed and trapped ten miners inside? And how I singlehandedly invented a special debris chute apparatus that was able to clear an exit shaft in mere hours, thus saving all the miners? And the wife of one of the miner's actually went into labor as her husband was getting ready to take my Booker Elevator Supreme up to the surface, so I had to deliver her baby with one hand while controlling the elevator with the other. They named the baby after me!."

-Corey Booker

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 23, 2013 11:49 AM (4df7R)

183
How come these guys who run the worst cities on the planet never have to take responsibility for how bad conditions are in their cities?

Instead.. it's "Wow. That Cory Booker. What a guy. He's done such a great job as mayor, let's elect him to the Senate!"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 23, 2013 03:10 PM (f9c2L)

"Great job" for a Donk mayor being defined as "Only HALF the City snowplows burst into flames while cleaning the streets for the Fourth of July Parade"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2013 11:49 AM (TIIx5)

184 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at September 23, 2013 03:39 PM (4df7R) I thought that was Obama. Let's not go confusing our faux Messiahs. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2013 11:49 AM (a4Omg)

185

Okay, so official offer letter is still pending but:

23K raise.
Company performance bonus (after 1 year).

So they doubled your salary. Awesome.

Posted by: Composite Democrat at September 23, 2013 11:50 AM (m2CN7)

186 Posted by: EC at September 23, 2013 03:48 PM (GQ8sn) When my brother once applied to be a security guard he didn't get the job because his background check came back too clean. They thought he was using an alias he had refused to disclose. My background is similarly boring.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 23, 2013 11:50 AM (/PCJa)

187 Say what you will about Cory Booker, but at least he has more executive experience now than Obama did when elected President.

Posted by: grognard at September 23, 2013 11:50 AM (/29Nl)

188 OT Rep Swalwell from CA just called the effort to defund OCare as a "wet dream". Classy

Posted by: thunderb at September 23, 2013 03:45 PM (zOTsN)

Crude use of an equally crude metaphor, or is Rep Swalwell so stupid s/h/it doesn't know what a wet dream is? The brain wonders...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 23, 2013 11:51 AM (4df7R)

189 *hugs* Is there a topless Karl Urban in the vicinity while this happens? Because that would be extra happy. *nod* Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at September 23, 2013 03:37 PM (4df7R)
Well, now there is.

Posted by: alexthechick - Booze. Not just for breakfast. at September 23, 2013 11:51 AM (VtjlW)

190 So they doubled your salary. Awesome. If I drank booze, I'd be in danger of pickling my liver.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 23, 2013 11:51 AM (/PCJa)

191

ohh

we are now taking food out of the mouths of over four million americans

we so bad

Posted by: thunderb at September 23, 2013 11:51 AM (zOTsN)

192

ohhh

we want to make spending cuts permanent

we sooo soooo baddd

Posted by: thunderb at September 23, 2013 11:52 AM (zOTsN)

193 OT Rep Swalwell from CA just called the effort to defund OCare as a "wet dream". Classy *** Yep. It's a replay from last week. How is it that this didn't make it on to Twitchy or Drudge?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 23, 2013 11:52 AM (DmNpO)

194 Crude use of an equally crude metaphor, or is Rep Swalwell so stupid s/h/it doesn't know what a wet dream is? The brain wonders...

Guessing the idiot meant "pipe dream," and now, because of Stupid Democratitis, we have the term "wet dream" in the Congressional Record.

Posted by: grognard at September 23, 2013 11:52 AM (/29Nl)

195 When my brother once applied to be a security guard he didn't get the job because his background check came back too clean. They thought he was using an alias he had refused to disclose.

My naturalization interview went something like that. The officer had my criminal background check in a folder and he pulled out a single piece of paper that had all the speeding tickets and moving violations I ever had. Every one of them. He asked me why I liked to speed so much. I said I was young and dumb and had a motorcycle. Then he said, he expected to see more because he usually didn't get anything so "thin".

Posted by: EC at September 23, 2013 11:52 AM (GQ8sn)

196 The Man, The Myth, The Slightly African-American Successor.

Posted by: DaveA at September 23, 2013 11:52 AM (DL2i+)

197

Little known fact, Corey Booker invented the Cotton Gin.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 23, 2013 11:52 AM (32Ze2)

198

Yep.

Outstanding. Now, if I can land this gig with the All Star Band, we'll both be "shitting in tall cotton" as they used to say back home in Alabama.

I can see it now..."Garcon, a 55 gallon drum of your best Valu-Rite. Napkins and straws for everyone!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 23, 2013 11:53 AM (0HooB)

199 I though AllenG worked on a blog??

Posted by: dananjcon at September 23, 2013 11:53 AM (wmU4G)

200

MWR

You will be interested in this. I assume, that's not an order or anything. In name.

Posted by: Beagle at September 23, 2013 11:54 AM (sOtz/)

201

wouldn't "shitting in tall cotton" get it all over you?

I don't understand it

Posted by: thunderb at September 23, 2013 11:54 AM (zOTsN)

202 They named the baby after me!

As soon as I'm 18 I'm having it changed.

Posted by: Lying Crapweasel Johnson at September 23, 2013 11:54 AM (JawqV)

203 Cory Booker helped Al Gore invent the internet. True story. Really.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at September 23, 2013 11:54 AM (HDgX3)

204 If Uncle Ace and the morons could somehow arrange to derail the political future of Cory Booker, they'd find the progressive left grateful. Not that progressives would do anything for you whack jobs beyond praise for doing that. After all: you're extremecons, and mostly unsafe for democracy and civilization.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at September 23, 2013 11:54 AM (w45V0)

205 OT Rep Swalwell from CA just called the effort to defund OCare as a "wet dream". Classy Posted by: thunderb at September 23, 2013 03:45 PM (zOTsN) If it weren't for wet dreams I'd never have sex?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 23, 2013 11:55 AM (9Xc5j)

206 So I have C-Span2 on, muted. I look up and see Rosa DeLauro. No sound, but it's easy to tell from the facial expression and gesticulating that she an intensely bitter and hateful individual.

Posted by: Country Singer at September 23, 2013 11:56 AM (T7XIT)

207 she sounds like your basic hateful ranting town loon

Posted by: thunderb at September 23, 2013 11:56 AM (zOTsN)

208

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at September 23, 2013 03:54 PM (w45V0)

Don't worry shitbird, you've still got your marxist NYC mayorial candidate. Good luck. And by good luck I mean , its sucks to be you.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2013 11:56 AM (m2CN7)

209 So I have C-Span2 on, muted. I look up and see Rosa DeLauro. No sound, but it's easy to tell from the facial expression and gesticulating that she an intensely bitter and hateful individual.

She's the cure for Viagra OD.

Posted by: EC at September 23, 2013 11:57 AM (GQ8sn)

210 when will John Lewis remove the marbles from his mouth

Posted by: thunderb at September 23, 2013 11:57 AM (zOTsN)

211 Now it's John Lewis is up pontificating. Sound on, this should be rich.

Posted by: Country Singer at September 23, 2013 11:57 AM (T7XIT)

212

I don't understand it

Yeah, me neither, but there are some Southernisms you don't question.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 23, 2013 11:57 AM (0HooB)

213 So I have C-Span2 on, muted. I look up and see Rosa DeLauro. No sound, but it's easy to tell from the facial expression and gesticulating that she an intensely bitter and hateful individual. *** CR stealing food directly from the mouths of 4M Americans! I'm glad they are replaying this because I missed it last week. Senate back up live now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 23, 2013 11:57 AM (DmNpO)

214 So I have C-Span2 on, muted. I look up and see Rosa DeLauro. No sound, but it's easy to tell from the facial expression and gesticulating that she an intensely bitter and hateful individual.

**

If you looked like Ron Wood's retarded, meth-head sister you'd be pissed too.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 23, 2013 11:58 AM (wmU4G)

215 Jeff Sessions on the Senate floor now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 23, 2013 11:58 AM (DmNpO)

216

So I have C-Span2 on, muted. I look up and see Rosa DeLauro.

Exidor?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 23, 2013 11:58 AM (0HooB)

217
Breaking Crime Story! :

Lois Lerner Retires.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2013 11:58 AM (sj9LN)

218 When my brother once applied to be a security guard he didn't get the job because his background check came back too clean. They thought he was using an alias he had refused to disclose. My background is similarly boring. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 23, 2013 03:50 PM (/PCJa) True story: one of my old bosses was deposing a guy. He had a perfectly clean record. No tickets. No nothing. Clean as a whistle. Opposing counsel was all eyerolling at my boss about the repeated pressing about his background, particularly any prior names. Then old boss pulls out a two inch high stack of papers and asks the guy "Who is Mr. X?" Guy being deposed "Oh, he was a bad bad man." Opposing counsel looks panicked and demands to see the papers, the top of which was the print out of the guy's fourteen DUIs in six jurisdictions over nine years. Second page was all the criminal convictions for check kiting, petty theft, shoplifting, you know, all the need money for drugs/booze crimes. Opposing counsel promptly tries to call a halt to the deposition but loses. Looooooong story short, guy was a bad bad man indeed who had allegedly found religion and changed his name. According to him, he didn't reveal his prior background when he was being hired by the shipping company because that man was dead and he was a new man in Christ. Yeah. Let's just say that got settled really really fast after that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Booze. Not just for breakfast. at September 23, 2013 11:58 AM (VtjlW)

219 Congrats, AllenG! I hope everything works out well for you!

Posted by: runningrn at September 23, 2013 12:00 PM (PLOz8)

220 O/T - Mark Levin on Cavuto now.

Posted by: RushBabe at September 23, 2013 12:01 PM (hrIP5)

221 thunderb, It has to do with picking cotton all day by hand. When the urge to go arrives, you did your business right there in the cotton field. If the cotton plants grew well that year, you were in the "high cotton". A little privacy goes a long way when you don't have anything else.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 23, 2013 12:02 PM (X+nFp)

222 Are the people of NJ dumb enough to vote for Booker as senator? That's the real question.

Posted by: CarolT at September 23, 2013 12:03 PM (bxKJf)

223 Yeah, Congrats AllenG. Now you can use that sweet, sweet IT money to start your own blog!

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 23, 2013 12:04 PM (32Ze2)

224 Barbara Byers is obviously a racist diaper-hater.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 23, 2013 12:04 PM (8ZskC)

225 Congrats, Allen!

Posted by: Jay in Ames at September 23, 2013 12:04 PM (i2Lsf)

226 Yeah, me neither, but there are some Southernisms you don't question. It's a cool juxtaposition idiom. High/tall cotton means really well off. Everybody--whether rich or poor--shits. Shitting in tall cotton means you're so well off that even the basest of your bodily functions are done in style. Not quite as funny as "farting through silk," but funny just the same.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at September 23, 2013 12:04 PM (V3kRK)

227

Posted by: CarolT at September 23, 2013 04:03 PM (bxKJf

It's NJ.

Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2013 12:04 PM (L9Mr/)

228 223 Are the people of NJ dumb enough to vote for
Booker as senator? That's the real question.

Posted by: CarolT at September 23, 2013 04:03 PM (bxKJf)

I posit that if you took CBD and dananjcon out of Jersey, the average IQ would drop about 15 points. And they love them some Fat Mittens.

Draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 23, 2013 12:04 PM (sQ0LB)

229 According to him, he didn't reveal his prior background when he was being hired by the shipping company because that man was dead and he was a new man in Christ. Yes. Christ was really big on you *not* having to bear the cost of your sins and of lying to hide them. Yep, I'm pretty sure I read that in Nevemhinda 3:27.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 23, 2013 12:05 PM (/PCJa)

230

Background checks, Smackground checks.

If your IT job offer is with a government contractor you could have a 10 foot long rap sheet and you would probably be in the clear.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2013 12:05 PM (m2CN7)

231 Napkins and straws for everyone!

Ooooh, fancy.

So Fascist Jackass who sits behind me is the leader of the company "Green Team." He's proposed an Erf-saving measure: having a trash can at each desk is "wasteful" so we're all going to share.

How this reduces the amount of trash generated...well, I'm sure there's a model I'm just too stupid to understand.

Dammit. I can't afford to hit up Dunkin every morning for a styrofoam cup full of coffee, but I'm going to do it just to throw it away at his desk.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, BFD, ZOMG, WTF, BBQ, QED at September 23, 2013 12:06 PM (/kI1Q)

232

"Are the people of NJ dumb enough to vote for
Booker as senator? That's the real question."

Are you kidding?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Happy Hour! Cocktails of Betrayal 50% Off! at September 23, 2013 12:06 PM (hLRSq)

233 Why would Sha Na Na shoot up a mall? It makes no sense! I especially like Lenny. I can't believe he would shoot anyone.

Posted by: Joey Biden at September 23, 2013 12:07 PM (32Ze2)

234 If your IT job offer is with a government contractor you could have a 10 foot long rap sheet and you would probably be in the clear. If my IT job offer were with a government contractor, they'd already be laughing hysterically at me for even thinking I could get the job. The separation between "AllenG (Dedicated Tenther)" and me is pretty thin, really.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 23, 2013 12:07 PM (/PCJa)

235 Actually having a clean rap sheet would probably qualify you as a diversity hire.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 23, 2013 12:07 PM (sQ0LB)

236

Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™, BFD, ZOMG, WTF, BBQ, QED at September 23, 2013 04:06 PM (/kI1Q)

Don't forget the half eaten tunafish sammie.

Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2013 12:07 PM (kPeSM)

237 Ted Cruz on the Senate floor now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 23, 2013 12:08 PM (DmNpO)

238

>>>OT Rep Swalwell from CA just called the effort to defund OCare as a "wet dream". Classy

*moan*

Posted by: Bigby's Fapping Hand at September 23, 2013 12:08 PM (3ZtZW)

239

Dammit. I can't afford to hit up Dunkin every morning for a styrofoam cup full of coffee, but I'm going to do it just to throw it away at his desk.

And I'd make sure to take the long way around to his desk.

Several times.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 23, 2013 12:08 PM (0HooB)

240 Don't forget the half eaten tunafish sammie.

Bwahahaha.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, BFD, ZOMG, WTF, BBQ, QED at September 23, 2013 12:09 PM (/kI1Q)

241 What's with the Libs and Breaking Bad today? First, Salon writes a piece of garbage about BB being rayciss. Because a show about WHITE drug dealers is rayciss, I guess. And now, hideously obese Michael Moore, taking the show's plot line WAY to literally, is using BB to make points re: healthcare. Can't these fucktards just let me enjoy the best show on TV? Libs. They ruin everything.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at September 23, 2013 12:09 PM (7ObY1)

242 So Fascist Jackass who sits behind me is the leader of the company "Green Team." He's proposed an Erf-saving measure: having a trash can at each desk is "wasteful" so we're all going to share.

How this reduces the amount of trash generated...well, I'm sure there's a model I'm just too stupid to understand.

Dammit. I can't afford to hit up Dunkin every morning for a styrofoam cup full of coffee, but I'm going to do it just to throw it away at his desk.

They did this at my company. To be "greener", everyone's personal trashcans were taken and replaced by a small Tupperware tray that we are supposed to use to carry our trash to the community trash bin. All this did was make less work for the housekeeping staff, not impact the amount of trash we made. Instead of picking up everyone's trash can, they just have to hit the three big bins on our floor.

I hid my trash can before they took it away, so I still have mine! They can take my trash can when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Posted by: EC at September 23, 2013 12:11 PM (GQ8sn)

243
Dammit. I can't afford to hit up Dunkin every morning for a styrofoam cup full of coffee, but I'm going to do it just to throw it away at his desk.

Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™, BFD, ZOMG, WTF, BBQ, QED at September 23, 2013 04:06 PM (/kI1Q)

Get teh evil earthfucker styrofoam cups/lids cheap from your local Smart and Final, make coffee at home, and you still get the pleasure of causing green aneurisms when you dump your trash at his desk.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2013 12:11 PM (TIIx5)

244 New one

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 23, 2013 12:12 PM (X+nFp)

245 First, Salon writes a piece of garbage about BB being rayciss. Because a show about WHITE drug dealers is rayciss, I guess.

What????

Posted by: EC at September 23, 2013 12:12 PM (GQ8sn)

246 According to him, he didn't reveal his prior background when he was being hired by the shipping company because that man was dead and he was a new man in Christ.

Yeah. Let's just say that got settled really really fast after that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Booze. Not just for breakfast. at September 23, 2013 03:58 PM (VtjlW)

The thing is, a genuinely reformed, truly born-again person would be now equipped with a conscience and would realize the harm they had done in full, without rationalization or excuse, and would recognize the justice of their sentence, however severe, and be good with it. Although not a felon facing life (or death) for a horrible crime, I had one of those moments of faith and clarity where I saw myself for what I truly was, what I had become. You're never the same after that, and strive to do all you can to make things right, knowing that you're never truly going to make things right but trying anyway.

Posted by: troyriser at September 23, 2013 12:13 PM (2jF2B)

247 So Fascist Jackass who sits behind me is the leader of the company "Green Team." He's proposed an Erf-saving measure: having a trash can at each desk is "wasteful" so we're all going to share. Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™, BFD, ZOMG, WTF, BBQ, QED at September 23, 2013 04:06 PM (/kI1Q) You should point out that not only will getting rid of all those trash cans have an energy, time, and environmental cost, but so will replacing them after management realizes how much more time people are spending away from their desks walking to "community trash cans," chatting with others doing so, etc.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 23, 2013 12:13 PM (qyfb5)

248 Nood.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 23, 2013 12:13 PM (0HooB)

249 223 Are the people of NJ dumb enough to vote for Booker as senator? That's the real question. Posted by: CarolT at September 23, 2013 04:03 PM (bxKJf) ___________ Uhm is this a trick question? These are the same people who voted for Obama and Christie

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at September 23, 2013 12:14 PM (HDgX3)

250

Nothing saves the Erf like disposing of the already-manufactured-and-bought-and-paid-for-trashcans at each individual workstation and replacing them with new green community workshare trashcans.

Gaia weeps in joy!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2013 12:14 PM (BAS5M)

251 And now, hideously obese Michael Moore, taking the show's plot line WAY to literally, is using BB to make points re: healthcare. I cannot for the life of me remember where I read/heard this, but back when Hillary Clinton was running that healthcare task force, somebody (in public) tried to support the argument for government action based on that line from "Life in the Fast Lane" about how "the doctor says he's coming but you've gotta pay in cash." Fucking delusional.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at September 23, 2013 12:14 PM (V3kRK)

252 Nood up.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 23, 2013 12:14 PM (oY6Yp)

253 Oh and if they do it, post ads from office supply stores on the bulletin board every week with trash cans highlighted. You can even get little ones at the dollar store.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 23, 2013 12:15 PM (qyfb5)

254 So Fascist Jackass who sits behind me is the leader of the company "Green Team." He's proposed an Erf-saving measure: having a trash can at each desk is "wasteful" so we're all going to share. Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™, BFD, ZOMG, WTF, BBQ, QED at September 23, 2013 04:06 PM (/kI1Q) ____________ How will that save the earth? Same trash amount just compiled into one big can instead of many small ones. If anything this will eliminate a janitorial job. You know, one of those people Democrats love.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at September 23, 2013 12:15 PM (HDgX3)

255 Booker-T Fun Fact:

When Corey Booker puts on the cape and mask, he's transformed into T-Bone.

Posted by: Fritz at September 23, 2013 12:16 PM (oBz1n)

256 Posted by: CarolT at September 23, 2013 04:03 PM (bxKJfIt's NJ.

Yes...they are.

***

I posit that if you took CBD and dananjcon out of Jersey, the average IQ would drop about 15 points. And they love them some Fat Mittens.

Draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: at September 23, 2013 04:04 PM (sQ0LB)

Thanks CC but don't put me in the same category as CBD, he is waaaay smarter than me, he's great in the kitchen and he is very wittty.

Hmmm...CBD are you married??

Posted by: dananjcon at September 23, 2013 12:19 PM (wmU4G)

257 Are the people of NJ dumb enough to vote for Booker as senator? That's the real question. Posted by: CarolT at September 23, 2013 04:03 PM (bxKJf) Yes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 23, 2013 12:20 PM (9Xc5j)

258 Breaking Bad is an awesome show. Fat Boy is just jealous that he has never had an original thought in his life. And he's fat...really fuckin FAT and ugly.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 23, 2013 12:21 PM (wmU4G)

259 125 Off topic.

What if this guy Al Shabbaz mounts a coordinated attack at like fifty Starbucks here in the USA, right at prime time go-to-work a.m.?

How would that go down?

What if it is done by suicide bombers using liquid explosives, the liquids being in coffee cups?
-----

Nothing would happen to Al, because Starbucks didn't react well to some open carry advocates bringing their guns to the store. Poor optics, you know.

Posted by: That Guy at September 23, 2013 12:21 PM (YmPwQ)

260 Both Mr. White and Hank would have had excellent insurance coverage because they had public sector jobs. Who the fuck are they kidding? As to whether it is racist or not, the show is so popular that souch a tactic just makes Salon look more foolish than they normally are. Writer's just dream up this crap to get attention. They have no credibility.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at September 23, 2013 12:22 PM (T0Pku)

261 140 Oh, fuck they've reinflated the bubble. It won't be pretty when it bursts. Stimulus? I'll show you a frigging stimulus. -Bernanke I the Inflator

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 23, 2013 12:22 PM (4p5/2)

262 Good grief. Nancy Pelosi speaking again as a mother. Only the Democrats care about children!!!!.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2013 12:39 PM (a4Omg)

263 Barbara Byers is obviously an anarchist -- why, she actually wants to buy diapers HERSELF!

Cory Booker is such a nanny-stater he wants to buy diapers for the people instead of doing what gubmint is actually SUPPOSED to do like, um snowplow streets. What a maroon.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at September 23, 2013 12:48 PM (KL49F)

264 Why this doesn't matter. Two words: Senator Blumenthal

Posted by: RIK at September 23, 2013 01:02 PM (qwsWG)

265 "Print the legend." The greatest American movie... http://herbork.com/2012/09/14/best-movie-ever/

Posted by: herbork at September 23, 2013 01:43 PM (t1s5e)

266 Property tax burden up 13 pct under Christie

http://tinyurl.com/ml5g2pt

Every dem/leftie/lib I know says they "would vote for Christie" usually in response to me saying that I don't trust him. Funny, all that property tax revenue sure made his job easier.

The guy who is country executive on Long Island did the same thing and people can't stand him. He's a republican who behaves like a democrat so people are planning to re elect the conservative democrat he defeated.

Most people like Corey Booker, even christie.

Posted by: Does apple know something we don't know? at September 23, 2013 03:28 PM (Nx76m)

267 23 I am indifferent. The people of NJ will get what they want.

And what they deserve.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 23, 2013 04:05 PM (qvify)

268 258 Are the people of NJ dumb enough to vote for
Booker as senator? That's the real question.
Posted by: CarolT at September 23, 2013 04:03 PM (bxKJf)

Have you seen the mutants stumbling off the Jersey trains in Penn Station at night? Looks like an Italian zombie movie....

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 23, 2013 04:07 PM (qvify)

269 He's proposed an Erf-saving measure: having a trash can at each desk is "wasteful" so we're all going to share.

How this reduces the amount of trash generated...well, I'm sure there's a model I'm just too stupid to understand.

Go long!

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 23, 2013 04:09 PM (qvify)

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