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December 23, 2013

More Democratic Sexytalk: "I got a boner when I walked into the office today when I saw youÂ”
— Ace

No of course not. As with Bob Filner, this is Just One Flawed Man's Failing (TM). It's only Republican misbehavior that speaks to Larger Concerns about the party.

Married-with-children Assemblyman Dennis Gabryszak, 62, tormented three workers with lewd antics such as sending a video of himself supposedly receiving oral sex, suggesting they shack up with him in hotels and talking about a tattoo on his penis, new court documents charge.
Â“I got a boner when I walked into the office today when I saw you,Â” the seven-year assemblyman allegedly drooled to his then-director of communications, AnnaÂlise C. Freling, 28, last year at a governorÂ’s event, according to court papers filed Thursday.
Â“YouÂ’re so hot, you know what I want to do with you,Â” he allegedly said.

In fairness, the complaining woman's name is AnnaÂlise Freling.

I'm not sure I'd know what to do with her either.

So many options.

Posted by: Ace at 03:32 PM | Comments (226)
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1
First with the boner!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 23, 2013 03:33 PM (pJF+c)

2 I wonder what he had tattooed on his dork? The Gettysburg Address?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 23, 2013 03:35 PM (l3vZN)

3 I saw this story a few days ago, and had to play "guess the party." Also, I know someone who named her daughter Annalise. I don't have the heart to tell her...

Posted by: Lauren at December 23, 2013 03:35 PM (hFL/3)

4

Gabrysza's penis tattoo: Eat at Dennis'!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 23, 2013 03:37 PM (pJF+c)

5 Why do men with D's after their names act like this? Because they can.

Posted by: kefka at December 23, 2013 03:37 PM (ykVxc)

6 I learned the hard way. In these situations, the best defense is a strong offense. Of course my case wasn't quite so overt, but if this ever happens to me again, I'm going full-bore Bitch on whoever it is.

Posted by: Y-not at December 23, 2013 03:37 PM (zDsvJ)

7 Gabrysza's penis tattoo: Eat at Dennis'!

I'm betting it was a stylish barber pole motif.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 23, 2013 03:38 PM (8ZskC)

8 Ace, Saying "I got a boner when I walked into the office today when I saw you" is absolutely no problem because it is not paraphrasing the bible.

Posted by: USA at December 23, 2013 03:38 PM (VIaw0)

9 Here she is. http://bit.ly/1jCnB63 Well?

Posted by: Voltaire's Crack at December 23, 2013 03:38 PM (gXtDC)

10 She's got o hot name... Hot enough to give a man a semi, at least.

Posted by: Garrett at December 23, 2013 03:39 PM (SZpZX)

11 >>>Also, I know someone who named her daughter Annalise. it's such a pretty name, but you can't name a poor girl that...

Posted by: ace at December 23, 2013 03:39 PM (/FnUH)

12 "Well?" I feel wrong saying anything mean about her since what she experienced is awful, but damn if she doesn't have that ditsy socialite stance down perfectly.

Posted by: Lauren at December 23, 2013 03:39 PM (hFL/3)

13 i'd harass it

Posted by: ace at December 23, 2013 03:40 PM (/FnUH)

14
I wonder what he had tattooed on his dork?

A cheese grater.

Posted by: 57 states of grey at December 23, 2013 03:40 PM (bkTIc)

15 Posted by: ace at December 23, 2013 07:39 PM (/FnUH) These days I'm thinking most girls names have been "stripper names" at one point in history (unless there's something else I'm missing)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 23, 2013 03:41 PM (GaqMa)

16 FAQ: When you get a tattoo on your dick, do you bring your own fluffer?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 23, 2013 03:41 PM (8ZskC)

17 Meh, I find the Amy on the right much more attractive.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 23, 2013 03:41 PM (FNL3q)

18 he's 62? A) he's a dirty old man who probably can't get it up B) someone should have kicked him in the balls and told his wife

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2013 03:42 PM (t3UFN)

19
Sounds if someone else knows dancers Krystal and her best friend Autumn!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 23, 2013 03:42 PM (pJF+c)

20 "You can't name a poor girl that..." Yeah, I'm guessing that 99.99% of all girls named Annalise end up as "Anna" by 8th grade.

Posted by: Lauren at December 23, 2013 03:42 PM (hFL/3)

21 If I'm a male tattoo artist and a 63 year-old man comes at me with a boner demanding a picture of Elvis, is it a hate crime to refuse?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 23, 2013 03:42 PM (8ZskC)

22 Yeah but he supports free birth control and abortion on demand so we're cool. - Every Woman's Group in America

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 23, 2013 03:43 PM (0LHZx)

23 Double standard, part 2,352,854,943,950

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 03:44 PM (V70Uh)

24 If I'm a male tattoo artist and a 63 year-old man comes at me with a boner demanding a picture of Elvis, is it a hate crime to refuse?

Is this your admission that you're an Elvisphobe?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 23, 2013 03:44 PM (JawqV)

25
I like the way you work it

no diggity

I got to bag it up girl

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 23, 2013 03:44 PM (kdS6q)

26 Tattoo starts as "Shorty" Morphs into "Shorty's Beer Bar and Southern Barbecue Emporium in Chattanooga Tennessee". Not bragging.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 23, 2013 03:45 PM (n9U5d)

27 Well.... she is pretty cute.... Looking for a body shot.... but... Probationary ... I'd Hit it...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2013 03:46 PM (lZBBB)

28 Does he want a tattoo on his boner?

Gladly sir.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 03:46 PM (V70Uh)

29 7ish/10 would not withhold my essence from her.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 23, 2013 03:47 PM (9V72m)

30 Boner tattoos are the new Cabbage Patch Kids, get one before they're all sold out.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 23, 2013 03:47 PM (ZshNr)

31 Maybe someone should introduce him to Krystal Ball.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 23, 2013 03:47 PM (l3vZN)

32 These days I'm thinking most girls names have been "stripper names" at one point in history (unless there's something else I'm missing) Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 23, 2013 07:41 PM (GaqMa)

It's a pronunciation thing.

Actual sexual harassment: Fine if you are pro-choice.

Claims of cancer causing mind rays: OMFG ROMNEY IS A MONSTER

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 03:48 PM (Gk3SS)

33 Geez. Some women just don't know how to graciously accept a compliment.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 23, 2013 03:48 PM (X9Mnx)

34 She looks okay, kinda washed out, but with a certain elfin cuteness.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 23, 2013 03:48 PM (ZshNr)

35
I wonder what he had tattooed on his dork?
<<<<<

mine says " aa " when flaccid and "america the beautiful, yeeha" when erected.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2013 03:49 PM (MaP11)

36 I wanted to get my full name tattooed on my penis, but the tattoo artist could only fit my first initial on it.

Posted by: Pajama Boy at December 23, 2013 03:49 PM (R3gO3)

37 Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 07:48 PM (Gk3SS) Oh.. Well...damn me and my mind not being in the gutter these days. Did I mention it's cold as shit in the Midwest right now. Kills the sex drive.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 23, 2013 03:49 PM (GaqMa)

38 Well, your Honor, it looked just like a penis, only smaller.

Posted by: Annelise Freeling at December 23, 2013 03:49 PM (bAGA/)

39 I have never met a woman who appreciated a dick pix sent to her. Where the fuck do guys get that idea that they do?

Posted by: Anuses United at December 23, 2013 03:50 PM (Qev5V)

40 Oh..
Well...damn me and my mind not being in the gutter these days.

Did I mention it's cold as shit in the Midwest right now. Kills the sex drive. Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 23, 2013 07:49 PM (GaqMa)

Both of those are violations of the Moron Way.

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 03:50 PM (Gk3SS)

41 "eh, no so shaka so hard or you loosa da case."

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 03:51 PM (V70Uh)

42 Who says "I got a boner when i walked into the room"? That like 6th grade level smooth.

Posted by: wooga at December 23, 2013 03:51 PM (StySt)

43 Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 07:50 PM (Gk3SS) Probably. You have no idea how ironic this all is

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 23, 2013 03:51 PM (GaqMa)

44 So many options. Again with the anus talk.

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 03:51 PM (MMC8r)

45 I read the article but saw no reference to his political party. Republican? Green Party? Whig? Libertarian? Natural Law Party?

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2013 03:51 PM (faahM)

46 what the cufk? this is becoming the sexual christmas, why? damnit. why?

Posted by: oc joe at December 23, 2013 03:52 PM (5fkya)

47 It's true. No woman wants a dick pic. If you're about to say "ha speak for yourself, my wife loves it!" just know that she's lying to you. Sorry, guys.

Posted by: Lauren at December 23, 2013 03:52 PM (hFL/3)

48 Gabryszak Grabs his sack.

Posted by: wooga at December 23, 2013 03:53 PM (StySt)

49 Crap. Now I feel l like I'm obligated to break out the "Ruth Westheimer, diminutive sex therapist" sock again.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 23, 2013 03:53 PM (QMczk)

50 The Donks offer free contraception to women because they want women to put out. Why the womyns studies feminists haven't jumped all over the idea that the patriarchal Donk pols want to turn client constituent women into easy whores for their dorky show is beyond me.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at December 23, 2013 03:53 PM (KCvsd)

51 The dude's last name is Grabby-Sack....can you really blame him?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 23, 2013 03:54 PM (0LHZx)

52 If Dave in Texas was here, he'd tell you that he had his home town tattooed on his johnson. "Waco? No. Let me show you how to find Waxahachie."

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2013 03:54 PM (faahM)

53 I can't wait to hear what his defense is... Senile Diminished Testosterone Syndrome could be a good technical name for it. Old Schmuck with a little power and a (D) after his name might work, too.

Didn't Anita Hill almost derail the Thomas nomination claiming stuff like that? Where oh where are the feminists now?

Posted by: Mallfly at December 23, 2013 03:55 PM (bJm7W)

54 Why the womyns studies feminists haven't jumped all over the idea that the patriarchal Donk pols want to turn client constituent women into easy whores for their dorky show is beyond me. Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at December 23, 2013 07:53 PM (KCvsd) ___________ Womyns Studies hate kids more than they like themselves.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 23, 2013 03:56 PM (0LHZx)

55 I saw Larger Concerns open for Big Brother & the Holding Company at Altamont in '69.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2013 03:56 PM (faahM)

56 Can We nuke Washington yet?

Posted by: The Hickster at December 23, 2013 03:56 PM (TI3xG)

57 talking about a tattoo on his penis, 'No Step.'

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 03:57 PM (MMC8r)

58 I wonder what he had tattooed on his dork? Mine has the Gettysburg Address. With pictures.

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 03:58 PM (MMC8r)

59 I wonder what he had tattooed on his dork? Mine has the Gettysburg Address. With pictures.

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 03:58 PM (MMC8r)

60
Objects may be larger than they appear.

Posted by: penis tat at December 23, 2013 03:59 PM (MaP11)

61
Objects may be larger than they appear.

Posted by: penis tat at December 23, 2013 03:59 PM (MaP11)

62 >>>Who says "I got a boner when i walked into the room"? That like 6th grade level smooth.<<<

Uh, probably the same guys who mistakenly believe, (upon first glance), that your name is Free Analingus.

Posted by: Fritz at December 23, 2013 03:59 PM (TKFmG)

63 >>>Who says "I got a boner when i walked into the room"? That like 6th grade level smooth.<<<

Uh, probably the same guys who mistakenly believe, (upon first glance), that your name is Free Analingus.

Posted by: Fritz at December 23, 2013 03:59 PM (TKFmG)

64 talking about a tattoo on his penis,

INSERT THIS END FIRST >>>

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 23, 2013 03:59 PM (8ZskC)

65 talking about a tattoo on his penis,

INSERT THIS END FIRST >>>

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 23, 2013 03:59 PM (8ZskC)

66 Where oh where are the feminists now? The Clinton Library.

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 03:59 PM (MMC8r)

67 Where oh where are the feminists now? The Clinton Library.

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 03:59 PM (MMC8r)

68 What? you never heard the joke?

The old Italian was accused of rape.

After the Prosecution rested, the defense attorney calls the defendant to the witness stand. The Defense attorney asks the defendant to pull down his pants.

The old man looks at the judge, who says "Do what your counsel asks."

The attorney takes the old man's penis into his hand and says "Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury. Do you really think that this shriveled up old thing could have harmed that beautiful young woman?"

At which the old man whispered to his attorney:

"Eh, don't shaka so hard. Or we loosa da case."

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 04:00 PM (V70Uh)

39 I have never met a woman who appreciated a dick pix sent to her. Where the fuck do guys get that idea that they do? Posted by: Anuses United at December 23, 2013 07:50 PM (Qev5V)

Good question. A guy who sent me a vid of him getting a BJ would also fail to impress me. And even 15 year olds who actually got boners in my presence (ah, slow-dancing in high school), never said "Gee, I have a boner, can you tell? Har, har!"

But who knows with liberal chicks? Judging from the "sluts for Obamacare" ad, maybe dick pix and BJ vids are now the equivalent of boxes of chocolates and roses.

Posted by: Donna V. at December 23, 2013 04:01 PM (R3gO3)

70 Ace's link to JWF has a pic of her. Definite A minus if she can make a decent omlette and doesn't say things like "Aren't you done yet??"

ok, I denounce myself... she could lay there like a smoked salmon and I wouldn't complain. Reminds me of a joke about the bagel and lox on an old Pearl Williams album.

Posted by: Mallfly at December 23, 2013 04:01 PM (bJm7W)

71 I swear to God stupid sons of bitches never learn. Throw the dumb son of a low life two bit whore out in the street and trample his dumb ass to death with rats.

Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2013 04:01 PM (yc0vz)

72 47 It's true. No woman wants a dick pic. ^This

Posted by: Y-not at December 23, 2013 04:02 PM (zDsvJ)

73 But who knows with liberal chicks? Judging from the "sluts for Obamacare" ad, maybe dick pix and BJ vids are now the equivalent of boxes of chocolates and roses. Posted by: Donna V. at December 23, 2013 08:01 PM (R3gO3) Shit then that would make for a cheap date!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2013 04:02 PM (t3UFN)

74 I got a boner when I walked into the office today when I saw you In his defense, I don't think he was lying.

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2013 04:02 PM (FcR7P)

75 As always, I invite the Horde to pick the 'Ettes' response to this.

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 04:04 PM (Gk3SS)

76 Reminds me of a joke about the bagel and lox on an old Pearl Williams album. Posted by: Mallfly +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Now there's a name that I haven't heard in many a year.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2013 04:04 PM (faahM)

77 Something are best felt and not seen.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 04:04 PM (V70Uh)

78 if i too had a dick tattoo, id surely ask people if they wanted to see it.

Posted by: UnkleFabio at December 23, 2013 04:07 PM (c36kX)

79 45 I read the article but saw no reference to his political party. Republican? Green Party? Whig? Libertarian? Natural Law Party? Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2013 07:51 PM (faahM) DDP? Duck dynasty party?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 23, 2013 04:08 PM (HVff2)

80 9 The one on the left would be more fun, and more grateful. The others are too young. I have pants older than them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 23, 2013 04:08 PM (u82oZ)

81 I guess all the morons have signed up for Obamacare and are looking forward to those great benefits. If not Barack has given you ONE more day to sign up. Hurry!

Posted by: PJ Boy at December 23, 2013 04:08 PM (0FSuD)

82 As always, I invite the Horde to pick the 'Ettes' response to this.>>

It works if they are Al Gore rich and Sexy like (who's the hot guy now).

But then what line doesn't work then.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 23, 2013 04:08 PM (TI3xG)

83 Nina Totenberg.

Where are you now that we need you?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 23, 2013 04:09 PM (LSDdO)

84 47It's true. No woman wants a dick pic. If you're about to say "ha speak for yourself, my wife loves it!" just know that she's lying to you. Sorry, guys.

Up until 6 months ago I thought the same. And then I got a request for exactly that. There must be an exception to every rule.

Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2013 04:09 PM (yc0vz)

85 I'm pretty sure I speak for a certain class of women when I say, dick tattoos are not gonna win us over.

Posted by: NCKate at December 23, 2013 04:09 PM (RSQB0)

86 I guess I will watch Death Wish, Just as good a christmas movie as any. Say, is that jeff goldblum as one of the thug's?

Posted by: oc joe at December 23, 2013 04:10 PM (5fkya)

87 He was quoting Barry White rather than the bible, so its all good.

Posted by: USA at December 23, 2013 04:11 PM (VIaw0)

88 The response to this by the Dems is to screech about how conservatives defended Vitter and how that makes them hypocrites and thus they have to shut up and that makes it OK for Dems to harass women because the real sin is harassing women without being a Dem!

Posted by: The Non-Harassing Hat at December 23, 2013 04:11 PM (/YkzI)

89 79 47It's true. No woman wants a dick pic. Well, just step over here, little lady.....

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 23, 2013 04:11 PM (l3vZN)

90 Something tells me that his tattoo is a very small portrait of Margaret Sanger.

Posted by: johnd01 at December 23, 2013 04:12 PM (r0+v0)

91 Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2013 08:09 PM (yc0vz)

She's doing something nasty with Photoshop as we speak.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 23, 2013 04:12 PM (LSDdO)

92 80 Thread winner. Things we never thought we had to say. It's probably all non-pbho voting wymem who disagree.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 23, 2013 04:12 PM (u82oZ)

Annalise. Hmmmm.

Anna lease?

What am I missing here?

Anna lisss?

So?

Anal eyes?

Like to examine things?

Anal ease?

....

Oooooooo.

Posted by: Slow on the uptake at December 23, 2013 04:12 PM (Zswg6)

94 ,but you might want too see it?

Posted by: UnkleFabio at December 23, 2013 04:13 PM (c36kX)

95 I'm pretty sure I speak for a certain class of women when I say, dick tattoos are not gonna win us over.>>

As a male of a certain class tattoos are something that needs to be overcome with some attribute. Not a deal breaker but not a sale maker either.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 23, 2013 04:13 PM (TI3xG)

"She's doing something nasty with Photoshop as we speak."

Mebbe so, but she's flying in to see me this week

Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2013 04:13 PM (yc0vz)

97 Words of love, Soft and tender
Won't win a girl's heart anymore

If you love her then you must send her
Somewhere where's she's never been before

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 23, 2013 04:14 PM (LSDdO)

98 It's too friggin cold here to even think about boners!

I'm getting to the point where I will soon be begging Al Gore to bring on the global warming!

That said.. the chick is pretty hot..

But only guys in public office or public unions (AND Democrats!) can say that to a chick.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 23, 2013 04:14 PM (b/lt+)

99 Romney would have won if he had a dick tattoo

Posted by: UnkleFabio at December 23, 2013 04:15 PM (c36kX)

100 I'm hip, I'm slick and all the ladies loves...pix of my Dick.

Posted by: Slick B-smoove Willie at December 23, 2013 04:15 PM (6DDE+)

101 My penis tattoo's the scratch and sniff kind

Posted by: Grabby Joe Biden at December 23, 2013 04:15 PM (R6JT1)

102 Assemblyman Dennis Gabryszak Is that pronounced "Grabasscrack"?

Posted by: AmishDude at December 23, 2013 04:16 PM (T0NGe)

103 Chi-town Jerry,

Hint: Flannel sheets.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 04:16 PM (V70Uh)

104 If you dick is better-looking than your face or overall build, you've got issues.

Posted by: Y-not at December 23, 2013 04:16 PM (zDsvJ)

105 The difference between men and women? Vag pics will ALWAYS work.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2013 04:17 PM (faahM)

106 NO PARKING IN REAR

Posted by: peen tat at December 23, 2013 04:17 PM (FcR7P)

107 Is she sure it wasn't just a pic of Henry Waxman?

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 04:17 PM (MMC8r)

108 all my chicks dig the dick pics.

Posted by: sluthunter at December 23, 2013 04:17 PM (HrpJd)

109 I guess all the morons have signed up for Obamacare and are looking forward to those great benefits. If not Barack has given you ONE more day to sign up.

Hurry!
Posted by: PJ Boy
...........
You see!?? He's on vacation! And, he's still doing the people's work! My GOD I love that man! He's such a giver.. and, hey! This is the season of giving!

Posted by: OFA Kool-Aid Drinker at December 23, 2013 04:17 PM (b/lt+)

110 45 I read the article but saw no reference to his political party. Republican? Green Party? Whig? Libertarian? Natural Law Party? Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2013 07:51 PM (faahM) http://tinyurl.com/n3pqf5j That's right. Another Name That Party! game. From the NYP, no less.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 23, 2013 04:18 PM (T0NGe)

111 Give him the jingle test.

Posted by: eman at December 23, 2013 04:18 PM (EWsrI)

112 We expose our beautiful parts. We clothe our ugly parts.

You have heard me go one before about women and their feet.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 04:18 PM (V70Uh)

113 Dick tattoo? To inflate, blow here.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 23, 2013 04:18 PM (0FSuD)

114 I saw Dick Tattoo on a special episode of Josie and the Pussycats in '73.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2013 04:18 PM (faahM)

115 If the party affiliation isn't mentioned, you can reliably assume Demotard.

Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2013 04:19 PM (yc0vz)

116 When a woman wants peen, she can get peen. Pics of it aren't titillating. This is an alien concept to men, who spend age 10 up trying to get girls naked. (Anus enthusiasts excepted.)

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 04:19 PM (MMC8r)

117 Hey, how bout you help me get the wrinkles out of this ?

Posted by: D grabmysack at December 23, 2013 04:19 PM (Uo535)

118 Hint: Flannel sheets.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo
...........
Yeah.. that might work if I could stay in bed for the next few days.

But, geeeez.. even letting the dog out is painful. much less running to the stores for preps for xmas.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 23, 2013 04:20 PM (b/lt+)

119 I saw Dick Tattoo open for Pat Martino in 1977.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 04:20 PM (V70Uh)

120 94 Romney would have won if he had a dick tattoo Posted by: UnkleFabio at December 23, 2013 08:15 PM (c36kX) You mean if he had shown it.

Posted by: eman at December 23, 2013 04:20 PM (EWsrI)

121 94 Romney would have won if he had a dick tattoo Posted by: UnkleFabio ============================ Don't you mean 'magical dick tattoo'?

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2013 04:21 PM (faahM)

122 Wanna see a pic of big Jim and the twins ?

Posted by: D grabmysack at December 23, 2013 04:22 PM (Uo535)

123 Romney would have won if half of the country had a brain.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 04:22 PM (V70Uh)

124

It works if they are Al Gore rich and Sexy like (who's the hot guy now). But then what line doesn't work then. Posted by: The Hickster at December 23, 2013 08:08 PM (TI3xG)

Al Gore's money and his line about his chakras didn't impress that massuese very much.

Jeez, what is it it with these Dem men? They're supposedly the great friends of Liberated Vayjayjays everywhere, but are about as suave as your average middle-schooler.

And notice the focus is still really about THEM. "OMG, I have a boner, look at my dick, isn't it great? Doesn't my peter turn you on? It sure turns me on!"

You know, if you're gonna make a pass at a woman, it would be better strategy to start off with, "My, you look pretty today." (Not "hey, great rack!")

Just sayin'

Posted by: Donna V. at December 23, 2013 04:22 PM (R3gO3)

125 Don't you mean 'magical dick tattoo'?>>

Is that what the glasses are for?

Posted by: The Hickster at December 23, 2013 04:23 PM (TI3xG)

126 I'm not sure we would have been too happy with Romney and the GOP rinos calling the shots. Might not be able to tell the difference.

Posted by: maddogg at December 23, 2013 04:23 PM (yc0vz)

127 45 I read the article but saw no reference to his political party. Republican? Green Party? Whig? Libertarian? Natural Law Party? Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2013 07:51 PM (faahM) -------------- Probably answered by now..., but Democrat

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 23, 2013 04:24 PM (aDwsi)

128 Reducing the ladies to quivering pools of flesh, my vein of terror cannot be stopped.

Posted by: Hour #4 Joe Biden at December 23, 2013 04:24 PM (R6JT1)

129 "It's true. No woman wants a dick pic. If you're about to say "ha speak for yourself, my wife loves it!" just know that she's lying to you. Sorry, guys."

Sorry that I actually know the answer to this, but yeah liberal women do want them. I've been asked to provide on more than one occasion, and once or twice completely out of the blue.

And no, I have not obliged.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 23, 2013 04:24 PM (LxcRK)

130 Words of love, Soft and tender Won't win a girl's heart anymore If you love her then you must send her Somewhere where's she's never been before Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 23, 2013 08:14 PM (LSDdO) To the refrigerator for a cold beer and a sandwich? The Game is about to start

Posted by: Tominca at December 23, 2013 04:24 PM (VFWX5)

131 Posted by: Donna V. at December 23, 2013 08:22 PM (R3gO3)

Hey. How YOU doin'?

Does the rug match the drapes?

heh heh heh

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 23, 2013 04:24 PM (LSDdO)

132 If al gore's money got him ass then that homely looking massage lady requested to release his boner chakra a few years back would never have hit the news. He'd get ass aplenty. Instead, homely massage lady even balked.

Posted by: NCKate at December 23, 2013 04:25 PM (RSQB0)

133 My sister in-law's sister is an OR nurse and about 10 or so years ago she was telling us the story about some tattoo covered biker that they were doing surgery on. Apparently, he was quite well endowed and his pecker was hanging out from under the side of the sheet. Tattooed on the head was "FUCK YOU".

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2013 04:25 PM (faahM)

134 LADIES!!!!! You KNOW what I stuff in my magic underpants.... don't you......

Posted by: Magic Mitt at December 23, 2013 04:26 PM (jucos)

135 I fired that little dick tattoo years ago.

Posted by: RicardoM at December 23, 2013 04:26 PM (mOJT1)

136 AnnaÂlise Freling?

Sounds like a James Bond hottie.

Posted by: Levin at December 23, 2013 04:27 PM (cQ4Va)

137 "Yes, I'm sure there's a tattoo. Don't see it? Look closer..."

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2013 04:27 PM (ruxvM)

138 You know, if you're gonna make a pass at a woman, it would be better strategy to start off with, "My, you look pretty today." (Not "hey, great rack!")

Just sayin'>>

Yes my comment was crass. I would no more pick a woman just for money and beauty* any more than a Moronette would for a man. Slow and steady is better in the race for a relationship.

*I withhold the bang option though.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 23, 2013 04:28 PM (TI3xG)

139 I fired that little dick tattoo years ago.
Posted by: RicardoM at December 23, 2013 08:26 PM (mOJT1)

He fired himself in '93.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 23, 2013 04:29 PM (LSDdO)

140 Tattooed on the head was "FUCK YOU". Posted by: Countrysquire ----------------- I think Charles Manson has the same thing on his head.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 23, 2013 04:29 PM (aDwsi)

141 How bout I bend you over and load you like a shotgun ? C'mon sugar tits, these are my best lines

Posted by: D grabmysack at December 23, 2013 04:29 PM (Uo535)

142 OT: Boy Scouts of America volunteers hand out pizza to gay couples waiting in line to get married in Utah. https://twitter.com/Depfox/status/415284895083003904

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 23, 2013 04:29 PM (/YkzI)

143 Tattooed on the head... All joking inside, are you freaking kidding me? Who the hell would ask for a motorized needle buzzing around on his privates?

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2013 04:29 PM (FcR7P)

144 I think Charles Manson has the same thing on his head. Posted by: Curmudgeon ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ But he's all dick.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2013 04:30 PM (faahM)

145 I saw the Amboy Dukes open for Springsein. Nope, sorry. There was no joke there.

Posted by: from the pine barrens of the garden state at December 23, 2013 04:30 PM (5fkya)

146 His tattoo says "Telefunken U47"

Posted by: freaked at December 23, 2013 04:30 PM (mOJT1)

147 It's not just the needle buzzing. It's the ink and the risk of infection.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 04:31 PM (V70Uh)

148 137 Did they put salt peter in the pizza?

Posted by: The Hickster at December 23, 2013 04:31 PM (TI3xG)

149 I saw the Amboy Dukes open for Springsein. Nope, sorry. There was no joke there. Posted by: from the pine barrens of the garden state at December 23, 2013 08:30 PM (5fkya) Why would Nugent open for that d-bag?

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 23, 2013 04:31 PM (/YkzI)

150 Charles Manson never killed anyone.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 23, 2013 04:31 PM (LSDdO)

151 All joking inside, are you freaking kidding me? Who the hell would ask for a motorized needle buzzing around on his privates? Posted by: t-bird ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ That was exactly my question to her. Either really tough or high. Or both.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2013 04:31 PM (faahM)

152 Joke all you want about California. Charlie Manson is still in San Quentin.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 04:31 PM (V70Uh)

153 145 Neither did Stalin or Hitler

Posted by: DAve at December 23, 2013 04:32 PM (b7yum)

154 Good night all gotta go babysit the grand kids.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 23, 2013 04:32 PM (TI3xG)

155 They don't want him to run for Governor.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 23, 2013 04:32 PM (LSDdO)

156
Well this game tonight actually means something then. Usually not the case this late in the season.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2013 04:32 PM (MaP11)

157 " Charles Manson never killed anyone."

And I am sure Caligula and Nero were innocent too.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 04:33 PM (V70Uh)

158 Innocent of what?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 23, 2013 04:33 PM (LSDdO)

159 They don't want him to run for Governor. Posted by: Bitter Clinger ---------------- Now that is funny...

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 23, 2013 04:33 PM (aDwsi)

160 of murder.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 04:33 PM (V70Uh)

161 How about we drink hot chocolate and talk about my boner ?

Posted by: D grabmysack at December 23, 2013 04:34 PM (Uo535)

162 I am kinda watching "Meet me in St. Louis"

Supposed to be Judy Garland's best.

Was it originally in black and white and then colorized? The colors look odd.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 04:35 PM (V70Uh)

163 Neither did Stalin or Hitler Posted by: DAve at December 23, 2013 08:32 PM (b7yum) Hum? Well there has always been "rumors" that Hitler killed his niece/lover? Angela Maria "Geli" Raubal. As for Stalin, who the fuck knows what that sick bastard did?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2013 04:36 PM (t3UFN)

164 Why would Nugent open for that d-bag? Posted by: The Political Hat ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I would pay good money to see Ferocious Theodocious beat that piece of shit with his Gibson Byrdland. Actually, it would be better with a solid-body Fender.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2013 04:36 PM (faahM)

165 The Amboy Dukes, Ted Nugent and the Amboy Dukes, and Ted Nugent were all different. But I'm old, so what do I know?

Posted by: from the pine barrens of the garden state at December 23, 2013 04:36 PM (5fkya)

166 What grown man says "boner?"

Posted by: soothsayer at December 23, 2013 04:37 PM (cylDG)

167 Manson's as crazy as a shithouse rat but they never proved he killed anyone himself.

Everyone else I believe is out of jail but they keep the one guy who didn't actually kill any person in jail. Why? Because of politics.

That's why Sirhan Sirhan is still in jail when other murderers of other people would've already gotten out.

The sixties were the beginning of the tear in our perceptions of having one law for all.

It's only gotten worse since.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 23, 2013 04:37 PM (LSDdO)

168 Daily reminder: Communists are running the federal government.

Posted by: WOW at December 23, 2013 04:37 PM (6j8ke)

169

159 I tried to GIVE my ex-stepdaughter a Strat but she said it was too heavy

Kids be STOOPID these days

Posted by: DAve at December 23, 2013 04:38 PM (b7yum)

170 Some of those early Technicolor films produced fairly brilliant colors. I suspect that the directors/producers also used vivid colors for impact

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 23, 2013 04:38 PM (aDwsi)

171 Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 08:35 PM (V70Uh)

It was color but the transfer is tricky and film may have been affected by time before they got to it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 23, 2013 04:39 PM (LSDdO)

172 You people are sick......that's why I come here.

Posted by: BignJames at December 23, 2013 04:40 PM (HtUkt)

173 Sorry. I disagree. Sirhah Sirhan, as much as I believe Robert Kennedy was a loathsome rat, disrupted the democratic process this country is founded upon. Let him rot in prison.

As for Charlie, he was the mastermind. He has never repented. Let him rot too.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 04:40 PM (V70Uh)

174 Wow Willie Mays looks great.

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 04:40 PM (Gk3SS)

175 But it's a sickness that grows on you.

And shows on you.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 23, 2013 04:41 PM (LSDdO)

176 Colorized films, which should be a capital offense, always get the shades of blue way wrong. Way, way wrong.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2013 04:41 PM (faahM)

177 tried to GIVE my ex-stepdaughter a Strat but she said it was too heavy A Strat? Never seen one over 8 lbs.

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2013 04:41 PM (LxMAJ)

178 169 Yeah and that Oxy-Clean kicks ASS!!!

Posted by: DAve at December 23, 2013 04:41 PM (b7yum)

179 As for Charlie, he was the mastermind. He has never repented. Let him rot too. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 08:40 PM (V70Uh) Thankfully, he wasn't executed, and never will be...

Posted by: Rose Bird Court at December 23, 2013 04:42 PM (/YkzI)

180 What grown man says "boner?" Use it every chance I get...but only when I'm referring to a fuck-up.

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2013 04:42 PM (LxMAJ)

181 Their accusations come during a banner year of Albany sleaze: Assemblyman Vito Lopez (D-Brooklyn) resigned amid young female staffersÂ’ accusations that heÂ’d asked them to massage him and fondle his cancerous tumors. - Fondle his cancerous tumors? Too kinky for me.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 23, 2013 04:42 PM (R7jdG)

182 Thankfully, he wasn't executed, and never will be... Posted by: Rose Bird Court at December 23, 2013 08:42 PM (/YkzI) Why thankfully?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2013 04:43 PM (t3UFN)

183 I come on like an affliction t-shirt, and leave you like an axe addicted squirt.

Posted by: Henry Rollins rebooted at December 23, 2013 04:43 PM (R6JT1)

184 As for Charlie, he was the mastermind. He has never repented. Let him rot too. Posted by: Grampa ----------------------------- Interestingly, to echo NC Sen. Rucho, Obama has done far more harm to the nation than Manson. Manson in prison, Obama on multimillion dollar paid vacation.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 23, 2013 04:43 PM (aDwsi)

185 169 Yeah and that Oxy-Clean kicks ASS!!! Posted by: DAve +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Billy Mays here and I'm high as a fucking kite!

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2013 04:43 PM (faahM)

186 http://xkcd.com/1305/

Keep scrolling down.

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 04:45 PM (Gk3SS)

187 Colorized films, which should be a capital offense, always get the shades of blue way wrong. Way, way wrong. Posted by: Countrysquire --------------- How do you know. I mean, how do you (or the colorizers) have *any* idea what the original colors were?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 23, 2013 04:45 PM (aDwsi)

188 Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 08:40 PM (V70Uh)

Charlie was a fall guy. Setup like a bowling pin.

Do you really think that low grade moron was/is some kind of mastermind?

They had to have a prosecution and they needed someone to fall. Everybody else rolled over so they got lesser sentences. Someone had to do big time after a trial and Charlie was setup for it because no one liked him.

All that rasputin like guru stuff was bull shit to make the lesser sentences for the ones who rolled seem okay. Plus charlie is nucking futz and always was. Perfect patsy. still is.

I lived out there then and watched it happen live (well as live as you could get thru newspapers and tv) things were said and done that didn't get in the "official" history of the case.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 23, 2013 04:46 PM (LSDdO)

189 They have been playing colorized episodes of I Love Lucy this week, Freaky looking really, because you are so used to black and white. It's weird, I have memories from tv back then in b n w. But most of my memories are in color.

Posted by: color blind at December 23, 2013 04:46 PM (5fkya)

190 Charlie was a fall guy. Setup like a bowling pin... Huh?

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2013 04:49 PM (LxMAJ)

191 Charlie flew the bus man....

Posted by: Beto at December 23, 2013 04:51 PM (MhA4j)

192 One day someone is going to analyze the progression of these threads, and write a paper.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 23, 2013 04:52 PM (aDwsi)

193 Geez. Nevermind. It would take too long to explain and you all still wouldn't believe it anyway.

you've spent too much time listening to fables spun by the mass media. You know they lie yet you still accept a lot of what they say as the truth despite knowing that they are liars.

before you go HUH? do some research beyond the headlines or the phony bios. the information is out there if you look for it. Also you have to use some reasoning and logic.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 23, 2013 04:52 PM (LSDdO)

194 How do Democrats tell women they support them? "Hey, NICE TITS!"

Posted by: soothsayer at December 23, 2013 04:53 PM (cylDG)

195 OT : Mikhail Kalashnikov dead at 94 Daily Mail gets all Piers Morgan over evil firearms, but otherwise a good biography, with some good pix: http://preview.tinyurl.com/mxx4e48

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 23, 2013 04:53 PM (SwHqo)

196 "Hey, NICE TITS!" ------------- Geeze. A *lot* of Democrats at Daytona Bike Week

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 23, 2013 04:54 PM (aDwsi)

197 I'm pretty sure Jim Jones didn't kill anyone either.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at December 23, 2013 04:55 PM (kUgpq)

198 I was 15 at the time.

So, was "Squeeky" Fromme the mastermind?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 04:55 PM (V70Uh)

199 I like this picture of the fetching Annalise better:

http://tinyurl.com/krn3k2l

'Scuse me. Gotta go rub one out.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 23, 2013 04:55 PM (TM1p8)

200 http://xkcd.com/1305/ Keep scrolling down. Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at December 23, 2013 08:45 PM (Gk3SS) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7iU0GGVco8

Posted by: Boten Anna at December 23, 2013 04:56 PM (/YkzI)

201 How do you know. I mean, how do you (or the colorizers) have *any* idea what the original colors were? Posted by: Curmudgeon +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Because beautiful actresses like Ingrid Bergman or Alice Faye would have likely wore colors that actually occurred in nature. Colorization might work with today's computers, but most of it was done twenty years ago. It's as unnatural as buttsecks or hairless snappers.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2013 04:57 PM (KdfFa)

202 the next Bond girl should be Analise Featherbottom eh? eh?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 23, 2013 04:58 PM (cylDG)

203 Poor, poor little Charlie Manson. He got railroaded.

Yeah. right.

And Angela Davis had NOTHING to do will killing those judges in Marin County.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 04:58 PM (V70Uh)

204 before you go HUH? do some research beyond the headlines or the phony bios. the information is out there if you look for it. Also you have to use some reasoning and logic. Right. I forgot about the massive media conspiracy...my bad.

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2013 04:59 PM (LxMAJ)

205 181 http://xkcd.com/1305/ Keep scrolling down. I know a place just like that. I became aware of it during the She Who Shall Not Be Named kerfluffle. It's moved around a few times. I track it down occasionally just to see if it's still going. It still is. It's been 100% open threads for years, but I see they still get about half a dozen comments on them.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 23, 2013 04:59 PM (U82Km)

206 188 I'm right with you there bro. Toxic poison has crossed the ocean for 2 yrs now. It is almost here. Sailors got sick helping with the rescue efforts, so here it comes. Time to take the Iodine. Oh no wait, the govt say's all is well.

Posted by: alcoa fedora at December 23, 2013 05:00 PM (5fkya)

207 And Angela Davis had NOTHING to do will killing those judges in Marin County. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 08:58 PM (V70Uh) That's "Professor"!

Posted by: Yet another academic killer queen at December 23, 2013 05:00 PM (/YkzI)

208 Wore = worn. Damned beer.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 23, 2013 05:00 PM (KdfFa)

209 So, was "Squeeky" Fromme the mastermind? Bitch set me up!

Posted by: Charlie Manson at December 23, 2013 05:03 PM (LxMAJ)

210 Country - We're on the same page about colorization. It all sucks..., OK..., except for Heddy Lamar's blue eyes in the colorized 'Boomtown'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 23, 2013 05:03 PM (aDwsi)

211 I could watch Hedy Lamar's colorized boobehs all night long.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 23, 2013 05:04 PM (V70Uh)

212 1939 the first year we got good color film. gone with the wind and the wizard of oz.

Posted by: alcoa fedora at December 23, 2013 05:05 PM (5fkya)

213 Meh, some of us are more creative regarding our penile tattoos than others.

Posted by: LT CDR Dodge at December 23, 2013 05:06 PM (e4elg)

214 according to history, the depression was in black and white.

Posted by: alcoa fedora at December 23, 2013 05:07 PM (5fkya)

215 OT: Common Core workbook declares that Bush's Presidency to be a "do nothing regime" and praises Obama's presidency. https://twitter.com/ellymarie3/statuses/414426092939018240

Posted by: Yet another academic killer queen at December 23, 2013 05:08 PM (/YkzI)

216 210 OT: Off-topic? In this thread? Not possible.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 23, 2013 05:09 PM (aDwsi)

217 the next Bond girl should be Analise Featherbottom Annalise E. Annquick

Posted by: wooga at December 23, 2013 05:12 PM (StySt)

218 I learn the damnedest things here. Like Charlie Mansion is a choir boy and anyone who thinks the Repubs are worthless are a bunch of idiots ( h/t hollowpoint).

Posted by: Ronster at December 23, 2013 05:16 PM (Rru72)

219 I cannot explain the women who solicit dick pics. My assumption is that it's a power trip to know some dude would expose himself to ridicule that way, because that is not a man's most photogenic feature.

Posted by: Y-not at December 23, 2013 05:21 PM (zDsvJ)

220 because that is not a man's most photogenic feature. Some men, maybe.

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2013 06:06 PM (MOYvh)

221 I figure she should have got the old goat in the office with his pants around his ankles Then got his boner erect--and smashed it with a ruler.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 23, 2013 06:39 PM (VAche)

222 Wow. I can't believe someone is mental enough to shill for Manson. Seek psych help.

Posted by: Anuses United at December 23, 2013 11:32 PM (Qev5V)

223 I used to know this guy when we were kids. My late father and his were close personal friends. His father, Henry "Gabby" Gabryszak, was a judge and a big wheel in the western New York Democratic machine. My father worked in court and knew a lot of those guys. Cripes, his poor family. Merry Christmas indeed.

Posted by: Pervy Grin at December 24, 2013 05:56 AM (FJFZC)

224 This story will be covered in depth by RM on MSNBC.

Posted by: Buffalobob at December 24, 2013 09:17 AM (RZBmV)

225 Yeah, he may have a tat on his willy; but can he paint his own reflection in the mirror from across the bedroom?

Posted by: Ivan Yackinoff at December 24, 2013 10:33 AM (86zol)

226 ⅋

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