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May 10, 2013

More Global ~~Warm~~ ~~Wierd~~ "Whiplash". [krakatoa]
— Open Blogger

After suffering years of sub-par temperatures, ocean levels and hurricanes, tornadoes have joined the club * this year.

While admitting that cool temps are the likely culprit, the article does reassure the faith of its flock:

Weather Underground meteorologist Jeff Masters said. "The extraordinary contrast underscores the crazy fluctuations we've seen in Northern Hemisphere jet stream patterns during the past three years," he said. "Call it 'weather whiplash' of the tornado variety."

Horrifying Outbreak of aught '13

It goes without saying that "Crazy" and unpredictable weather is an historical anomaly. That is as obvious a proof of their models' ironclad Oven Earth prognostications as any statistical swerve to those halcyon days of the 1900's where the weather was marginally cooler and less whiplashy (Serealy, Guys, we all know that if no Doppler radar existed to witness a remote tornado, then the tornado never existed).

[ahem]

Look, they are Sciency-tists, man. Back Off.

* It's a very secret club. Members greet each other by pulling out a stuffed animal that looks like an amalgamation of a man, a bear and a pig, and mime violating it. **

** And by mime, I don't mean they go all Marcel Marceau on it. That'd be totally French. ***

^{*** Not that there's anything wrong with that.}

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1 Whiplash Tornado would be a good name for a band.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 10, 2013 10:17 AM (irlNU)

2 FIRST

Posted by: the guy who posts FIRST at May 10, 2013 10:17 AM (nELVU)

3 Or a Bond villain.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 10, 2013 10:17 AM (irlNU)

4 Every time I see Masters face on the weather page I want to vomit.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at May 10, 2013 10:18 AM (epxV4)

5 So it's weather whiplash now? Or, you know, weather?
I agree Whiplash Tornado is a great band name.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 10, 2013 10:19 AM (VtjlW)

6 I'm 66 years old.

The weather has always been shitty when I needed to do something outside.

Especially when I was in the service.

Posted by: trainer at May 10, 2013 10:19 AM (K5X44)

7 One thing I'm not going to do is criticize a co-blogger for writing at a 7th grade level, because I love them and the work they do.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 10, 2013 10:19 AM (4cRnj)

8 Yeah. Let's do avoid being French.

Posted by: joncelli at May 10, 2013 10:20 AM (RD7QR)

9 ....by the end of May 2011, 543 Americans had died.

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Hell.... more people died form tornadoes than assault rifles.

BAN THE VORTEX!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 10, 2013 10:20 AM (nELVU)

10 "Call it 'weather whiplash' of the tornado variety."

Actually I like to call it "Oh fuck! Our subsidies are in danger!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 10, 2013 10:21 AM (YTstp)

11 Weather Underground? Seriously?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 10, 2013 10:21 AM (fwARV)

12 One thing I'm not going to do is criticize a co-blogger for writing at a 7th grade level, because I love them and the work they do. Posted by: Dr Spank at May 10, 2013 02:19 PM (4cRnj) Since when was the writing level that elevated at ye olde smrt military blog?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 10, 2013 10:21 AM (VtjlW)

The weird thing about climate change is that after studying the alarmists and others I have concluded it is totally real and can be unbelievably devastating.

It's just that no strong evidence points to any CO2 disasters in the fossil or geologic record. Other disasters, those kill so much I can sometimes barely believe it.

I have noticed now they are trying to spin volcanic extinction events with CO2 even though they are usually associated with cooling.

Posted by: Beagle at May 10, 2013 10:22 AM (sOtz/)

14 Somebody notify Al Gore that it's working, and he can now go fuck himself.

Posted by: Fritz at May 10, 2013 10:22 AM (UzPAd)

15 I'm a sciencetician, man. Back off.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 10, 2013 10:23 AM (ZPrif)

16 One thing I'm not going to do is criticize a co-blogger for writing at a 7th grade level....

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historical anomaly
prognostications
statistical swerve
halcyon

.... pretty fucking smart 7th graders these days.....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 10, 2013 10:23 AM (nELVU)

17 Since when was the writing level that elevated at ye olde smrt military blog? Posted by: alexthechick

LOL, you were trying to be funny with that sentence, right?

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 10, 2013 10:23 AM (4cRnj)

18 OT: White House briefing delayed more than 30 mins www.whitehouse.gov/live

Posted by: Baldy at May 10, 2013 10:23 AM (tyDFN)

19 *** Not that there's anything wrong with that. ha

Posted by: keep it simple, stupid at May 10, 2013 10:23 AM (MhA4j)

20 But the brochure said that if I didn't give up my F150 and unplug my fridge, the weather was going to kill me.

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 10, 2013 10:24 AM (8sCoq)

21 so lately it's been a rash of tornadon't

Posted by: mallfly at May 10, 2013 10:24 AM (bJm7W)

22 Weather Underground? Seriously?

Back about 20 years ago, they were a project of UMich. They spun off as a business.

IMDB started at M'ssippi State, same thing.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 10, 2013 10:24 AM (ZKzrr)

23 White House briefing delayed more than 30 mins www.whitehouse.gov/live

Posted by: Baldy at May 10, 2013 02:23 PM (tyDFN)

At this point, doesn't everyone just KNOW that if Dinglefuck says noon, he means 1300?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 10, 2013 10:24 AM (fwARV)

24 We have GOT to get that body count back up there where it belongs! Damn pit bulls in CA are doing better than you stinking tornadoes!

Posted by: and irresolute at May 10, 2013 10:24 AM (DBH1h)

25
Just heard Rubio's insulting 'conservative ' advertisement for Amnesty.

He lists off a bunch of things illegals have to do, such as be employed.
What if they don't do that stuff, what happens then?

Posted by: soothsayer at May 10, 2013 10:25 AM (Fely/)

26 I used the Cheris Berries on aces blog. I hope he gets a taste. $52 for fucking strawberries, WTF.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 10, 2013 10:25 AM (XIxXP)

27 13
The weird thing about climate change is that after studying the alarmists and others I have concluded it is totally real and can be unbelievably devastating.
It's just that no strong evidence points to any CO2 disasters in the fossil or geologic record. Other disasters,those kill so muchI can sometimes barely believe it.
I have noticed now they are trying to spin volcanic extinction events with CO2 even though they are usually associated with cooling.

Posted by: Beagle at May 10, 2013 02:22 PM (sOtz/)

The Toba eruption cooled things so much that it created a genetic bottleneck for human ancestors and reduced the population to as little as 10,000. Nothing humanity could do short of all-out nuclear war could come close to such devastation. I'm more concerned about that sort of thing than about barely measurable increases in temperature.

Posted by: joncelli at May 10, 2013 10:25 AM (RD7QR)

28 Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ needs a beer at May 10, 2013 02:24 PM (ZKzrr)

Ah. Thanks for putting knowledge on me. I see "Weather Underground" and instantly go to 'bombed shit, killed people and tried to kill way more people but fucked it up and killed themselves and are now heroes of America."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 10, 2013 10:25 AM (fwARV)

29 No tornadoes in the spring means a wetter, cooler summer. I'm hoping. The last time we had similar weather, OK was actually green in August.

Posted by: Soona at May 10, 2013 10:27 AM (9nv1Q)

30 I agree Whiplash Tornado is a great band name. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 10, 2013 02:19 PM (VtjlW) Be honest, you just wanted to use the words "whip" and "lash". And again??? Who the fuck is this krakatoa guy? His shit is seriously retarded.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 10, 2013 10:29 AM (da5Wo)

31 LOL, you were trying to be funny with that sentence, right? Posted by: Dr Spank at May 10, 2013 02:23 PM (4cRnj) Trying, yes. Succeeding, possibly. I should have left in the initial leval typo as well.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 10, 2013 10:29 AM (VtjlW)

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 10, 2013 02:24 PM (fwARV)

He definitely doesn't help in disproving the CPT stereotype.

Its like if Bush made it a point of doing the white man dance every chance he had.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2013 10:29 AM (m2CN7)

33 Too freakin' cold for tornadoes. We've barely had any thunderstorms here in Kansas City. That's beyond bizarre in the 12+ years I've lived down here.

Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 10:29 AM (7vimm)

34 And again??? Who the fuck is this krakatoa guy? His shit is seriously retarded. Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 10, 2013 02:29 PM (da5Wo) erg would know.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 10, 2013 10:30 AM (VtjlW)

35 We will soon see blog posts in seventh grade French. About dirty French art movies we can't understand, but look great on mute.

Posted by: Jean at May 10, 2013 10:30 AM (CMlD4)

36 Its like if Bush made it a point of doing the white man dance every chance he had.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2013 02:29 PM (m2CN7)

Yeah, but THAT would actually get reported.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 10, 2013 10:30 AM (fwARV)

37 In the White HouseÂ’s latest efforts at transparency, the administration announced to reporters that it would brief reporters on the latest shocking developments about the Benghazi situation Â… behind closed doors. Politico reports that the meeting started at approximately 12:45 PM ET, and that it moved the normal press briefing to 1:45 PM ET. Jay Carney, White House press secretary, did not comment on whether the meeting took place. Politico reports: The off-the-record session was announced to reporters in the wake of an ABC News report showing that White House and State Dept. officials were involved in revising the now-discredited CIA talking points about the attack on Benghazi. The administration routinely exerts pressure on reporters it feels are not kind enough in their coverage. Reporters like Cheryl Attkisson of CBS News have felt the hand of their bosses for Â“wading dangerously close to advocacyÂ” with regard to Benghazi. No doubt this Â“off-the-recordÂ” meeting was designed to get all the presidentÂ’s horses and all the presidentÂ’s men to put the Benghazi humpty dumpty together again. UPDATE: Reporters not invited to the off-the-record briefing are reportedly incredibly unhappy about it: What a bunch of cock suckers. Trying to do another end run around the American People.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2013 10:31 AM (jE38p)

38 11 Weather Underground? Seriously? They are good. They take the info from National Weather Service. Accuweather is better, but the interface for WU is better, IMO.

Posted by: fluffy at May 10, 2013 10:31 AM (sKkBp)

39 erg would know. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 10, 2013 02:30 PM (VtjlW) That's cause erg memorizes and then jerks off to every nic and hash that posts here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 10, 2013 10:31 AM (da5Wo)

40 Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on our backs.......

Posted by: © Sponge at May 10, 2013 10:31 AM (xmcEQ)

41 That pic looks like Maricopa AZ

Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 10, 2013 10:31 AM (uhftQ)

42 I remember when one of these whip lash, climate changing tornadoes killed 10,000 people down in Missouri. Terrible day.

Posted by: Obama at May 10, 2013 10:31 AM (m2CN7)

43 Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 10, 2013 02:24 PM (fwARV) -------- True, but this is the Jay Carney daily briefing. He had an OFF THE RECORD presser on Benghazi instead... Normal briefing will now be at 3:15PM

Posted by: Baldy at May 10, 2013 10:32 AM (tyDFN)

44 Even when all this global warming/climate change (caused my man) has been thoroughly debunked, the left continues to push it even harder. Didn't some ass just recently say we need to have more global warming education in our schools? WTF?

Posted by: mare at May 10, 2013 10:32 AM (A98Xu)

45 Is that what Super Gonorrhea looks like? Do not want.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2013 10:32 AM (fsLdt)

46 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2013 02:31 PM (jE38p) I want to see the names of the reporters who attended this star chamber meeting.

Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 10:32 AM (7vimm)

47 Protip: If you're gonna rob a bank, don't rob one the FBI has under surveillance.
http://is.gd/KzY9eJ

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 10, 2013 10:32 AM (ZKzrr)

Yay. I got assigned a client with Cotard Syndrome.

I didn't know what it was either.

Posted by: Bigby's Gunpowder Burnt Hands at May 10, 2013 10:32 AM (3ZtZW)

49 >>Back about 20 years ago, they were a project of UMich. They spun off as a business.<<

Figures. Muck Fichigan.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2013 10:33 AM (KjlbF)

50
Yeah. Let's do avoid being French.

Posted by: joncelli at May 10, 2013 02:20 PM (RD7QR)

Le razor est le diable.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2013 10:33 AM (TIIx5)

51 That's cause erg memorizes and then jerks off to every nic and hash that posts here. Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 10, 2013 02:31 PM (da5Wo) I meant because volcano.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 10, 2013 10:33 AM (VtjlW)

52 I do not care what the predictions say. Weather apps 5 day forecast might as well be fiction writing as accurate as they have been lately. Do not tell me you can predict accurately years in advance when 5 days is iffy at best.

Posted by: Picric at May 10, 2013 10:33 AM (fF8ds)

53 Cool spring in Metro Denver- it's near the middle of May and many trees haven't put out buds yet

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 10, 2013 10:33 AM (8sCoq)

54 Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on our backs....... Posted by: Â© Sponge at May 10, 2013 02:31 PM (xmcEQ) I wish, we would be crossing streams on Pennsylvania Avenue.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 10, 2013 10:33 AM (XIxXP)

55 To heck with global swarming, this is the story today, from Breitbart:

In the White HouseÂ’s latest efforts at transparency, the administration announced to reporters that it would brief reporters on the latest shocking developments about the Benghazi situation Â… behind closed doors. Politico reports that the meeting started at approximately 12:45 PM ET, and that it moved the normal press briefing to 1:45 PM ET. Jay Carney, White House press secretary, did not comment on whether the meeting took place.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 10, 2013 10:33 AM (baL2B)

56
I'm more surprised that the White House wouldn't include their press agents in the meeting to get all their stories straight (again).

Posted by: soothsayer at May 10, 2013 10:34 AM (39q3n)

57 Yay. I got assigned a client with Cotard Syndrome.

I didn't know what it was either.

Posted by: Bigby's Gunpowder Burnt Hands at May 10, 2013 02:32 PM (3ZtZW)

I thought we weren't allowed to name call the cobloggers?

Posted by: Obama at May 10, 2013 10:34 AM (m2CN7)

58 Drastic reduction in tornadoes in 2013.

Oklahoma mobile home sellers hardest hit.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 10, 2013 10:34 AM (SY2Kh)

59
Also on the 'news': Ozzy and Sharon might be getting back together.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 10, 2013 10:35 AM (KwX0v)

60 I meant because volcano. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 10, 2013 02:33 PM (VtjlW) Ooooohhhhh. See, we're Morons around here. We can do smart. We can do funny. We cannot do smart AND funny at the same time. Btw, the painter story from earlier, 100% true. If you decide to stop by the HQ tonight I'll tell it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 10, 2013 10:35 AM (da5Wo)

61 OFF THE RECORD....... presser

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oxymoron

I hope those not invited pound the bejeebus out that little twerp at the next "on the record" presser.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 10, 2013 10:35 AM (nELVU)

62 Yay. I got assigned a client with Cotard Syndrome. I'd like to get drunk with somebody with Tourette's. That would be hilarious.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2013 10:35 AM (fsLdt)

63 That pic looks like Maricopa AZ

Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 10, 2013 02:31 PM (uhftQ

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With Brian Dennehy rehearsing the part of a dust devil.

Posted by: Soona at May 10, 2013 10:35 AM (9nv1Q)

64 Oklahoma mobile home sellers hardest hit. Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 10, 2013 02:34 PM (SY2Kh) Don't forget us!!

Posted by: Fly-by-night illegal immagrant roofers at May 10, 2013 10:35 AM (XIxXP)

65 57 Cotard = = "Walking Corpse" syndrome !!1eleventy

Posted by: Bigby's Gunpowder Burnt Hands at May 10, 2013 10:35 AM (3ZtZW)

66 Cotard. If Derp had a sidekick would he be named that?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2013 10:36 AM (KjlbF)

I'm so old that I remember the Blizzard of '77 here in Buffalo, which suggests one of those "walked miles to school, uphill both ways" stories. You see, back then, we didn't have Global Warming to blame for oddball snowstorms - it hadn't been invented yet! (People further East can wax nostalgic about the Blizzard of '78, and if you REALLY want to see something, look up about the Blizzard of 1888, which had a similar effect on NYC as Sandy - but worse).

These kids have it so easy these days...

Posted by: Optimizer at May 10, 2013 10:36 AM (Mxt9o)

68 Bottom line is that every cause the Left espouses turns into a 'heads I win, tails you lose' proposition. I stopped falling for that shit once I got off the playground. Problem is, iot seems that most of my fellow so-called citizens are still out on recess.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 10, 2013 10:36 AM (4x8W0)

69 OT

I was listening to Rush about a half hour ago and he gave a hat tip to Ace and AoSHQ in a veiled way.

He was talking about the Benghazi story cover-up and he mentioned "a conservative blogger" and how the story finally came out of the "Fox News ghetto". No other conservative blogger I know was talking about this story using those exact words. He never directly mentioned ace or AoSHQ, but there can't be any confusion about it:

Rush Limbaugh is a Moron.

Posted by: EC at May 10, 2013 10:37 AM (GQ8sn)

70 The weird thing about climate change is that after studying the alarmists and others I have concluded it is totally real and can be unbelievably devastating. --- There's a big gap between "climate change" and "weather prediction", which is what a lot of these jackasses claim to do. I love pulling out Michael Crichton to use against these assholes because they see red over State Of Fear, but the man had a point in Jurassic Park regarding weather. Specifically, he wrote about how scientists have been trying to use computers to predict the weather for years but that the closest they've gotten is a few days out and, even then, there's only so much certainty to the predictions.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 10, 2013 10:37 AM (+x8q5)

>>I'd like to get drunk with somebody with Tourette's.

Play quarters with them. "You swore, you have to drink"

/monkeyvomit!

Posted by: Bigby's Gunpowder Burnt Hands at May 10, 2013 10:37 AM (3ZtZW)

72 I want to see the names of the reporters who attended this star chamber meeting. Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 02:32 PM (7vimm) Start with all the MSNBC/NBC people

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2013 10:37 AM (jE38p)

73
See, we're Morons around here. We can do smart. We can do funny. We cannot do smart AND funny at the same time.

Sure we can. Just not intentionally.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2013 10:37 AM (TIIx5)

74 Walking corpse? Jaysus.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2013 10:38 AM (fsLdt)

75 Rush Limbaugh is a Moron.

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He comes for the comments.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 10, 2013 10:38 AM (nELVU)

76 Cotard's Syndrome There are several reports of successful pharmacological treatment. Monotherapeutic and combination strategies are both reported.[13] Antidepressants, antipsychotics and mood stabilisers are used. Many report positive effect with electroconvulsive therapy, mostly in combination with pharmacotherapy. We're still zapping people???

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 10, 2013 10:39 AM (da5Wo)

77 62 Yay. I got assigned a client with Cotard Syndrome. I'd like to get drunk with somebody with Tourette's. That would be hilarious. --- FYI - Tourette's doesn't necessarily mean spastic cursing, despite the depiction of it in the media. One guy I graduated HS with has it. His main tics were to start moving his hand back and forth rapidly, making a "whack" sound. The hilarious thing, IMHO, was that he was an offensive lineman and the slightest twitch would be a false start penalty.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 10, 2013 10:39 AM (+x8q5)

78 Beagle, #13: "no strong evidence points to any CO2 disasters in the fossil or geologic record." You've reminded me: There are two strategies among paleo-climatologists to shore up CAGW theory. The first is to deny that the earth was ever warm in the semi-recent past, i.e., "We have got to do something about the Medieval Warm Period." The second admits it, then looks for evidence of massive CO2 release before each warm spike. Because we know, don't we, that CO2 causes warming; therefore, if there was warming, there must have been CO2. I continue to believe that there is a real "signal" from CO2, but that warming from CO2 relies on feedback effects, and that the strongest feedback effects are confirmation bias and the Texas sharpshooter's fallacy.

Posted by: JPS at May 10, 2013 10:39 AM (g11mv)

79 See, we're Morons around here. We can do smart. We can do funny. We cannot do smart AND funny at the same time.

You demonstrate this everyday. From henceforth this will be known as the Cochran Syndrome.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 10, 2013 10:39 AM (sbV1u)

80 76 don't tase me, bro

Posted by: Bigby's Gunpowder Burnt Hands at May 10, 2013 10:40 AM (3ZtZW)

81 I canÂ’t decide which is stupider: Â“weather whiplashÂ” or Â“global weirdingÂ”.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 10, 2013 10:40 AM (QF8uk)

82 You demonstrate this everyday. From henceforth this will be known as the Cochran Syndrome. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 02:39 PM (sbV1u) I hate you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 10, 2013 10:41 AM (da5Wo)

83 I'll bet my house that when the "low level" (raciiiiist!!!) IRS workers are pictured on the Internet, they will resemble our undocumented Kenyan.

Posted by: Up With People! at May 10, 2013 10:41 AM (krveP)

I subscribe to Weather Underground. It's like $5/yr. Great apps too.

They are the bomb.

Posted by: Roy at May 10, 2013 10:41 AM (VndSC)

85 One guy I graduated HS with has it. His main tics were to start moving his hand back and forth rapidly, making a "whack" sound. The hilarious thing, IMHO, was that he was an offensive lineman and the slightest twitch would be a false start penalty.

Hee. The one I went to HS with was a riot during multiple-choice tests. "B! C! C! D! D!"

I don't think they let him play varsity, though.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 10, 2013 10:41 AM (ZKzrr)

86 Specifically, he wrote about how scientists have been trying to use computers to predict the weather for years but that the closest they've gotten is a few days out and, even then, there's only so much certainty to the predictions. & = & = & The only ones who are really good at it are "deniers" Joe Bastardi and that guy who Colorado State let go.

Posted by: fluffy at May 10, 2013 10:42 AM (sKkBp)

>>>I'd like to get drunk with somebody with Tourette's.

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I'd like to catch Tourette's (I wonder if it's contagious?). Wouldn't that be great? Swear your fucking head off and if anybody objects reply with "Fuck you, I'm disabled".

Heh.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 10, 2013 10:42 AM (4x8W0)

88 I'd like to catch Tourette's (I wonder if it's contagious?). Wouldn't that be great? Swear your fucking head off and if anybody objects reply with "Fuck you, I'm disabled". Heh. --- Be careful what you wish for, Cartman.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 10, 2013 10:43 AM (+x8q5)

89 I was listening to Rush about a half hour ago and he gave a hat tip to Ace and AoSHQ in a veiled way.

He was talking about the Benghazi story cover-up and he mentioned "a conservative blogger" and how the story finally came out of the "Fox News ghetto". No other conservative blogger I know was talking about this story using those exact words. He never directly mentioned ace or AoSHQ, but there can't be any confusion about it:

Rush Limbaugh is a Moron.

Posted by: EC at May 10, 2013 02:37 PM (GQ8sn)

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One other thing that needs mentioning. Beck is having a conservative blogcon this weekend in Dallas. I'm wondering if that's where Ace is. He did say that he'd like to get to TX to check out their hobo supply.

Posted by: Soona at May 10, 2013 10:43 AM (9nv1Q)

90 Americans, on average, eat sandwiches 2.5 times a week, according to the National Restaurant Association.

That seems low.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 10, 2013 10:43 AM (ZKzrr)

91 Don't mess with that weather whiplash stuff. It's not safe for laypeople.

Posted by: Rocket Surgeon's Local 101 at May 10, 2013 10:44 AM (VndSC)

FYI - Tourette's doesn't necessarily mean spastic cursing, despite the depiction of it in the media.

I have to admit that the end of the episode of Curb Your Enthusiam with the Tourette Chef was probably the hardest I have ever laughed at a TV program ever.

Posted by: Obama at May 10, 2013 10:44 AM (m2CN7)

93 If Mother Nature doesn't whip up a good town flattening twister soon, I'm going to have to do compassionate dramatic stories on a dust devil that knocked down a beloved swing set in a Kansas City park!

Posted by: Geraldo Cantore at May 10, 2013 10:44 AM (mCvL4)

94 85 One guy I graduated HS with has it. His main tics were to start moving his hand back and forth rapidly, making a "whack" sound. The hilarious thing, IMHO, was that he was an offensive lineman and the slightest twitch would be a false start penalty. ------------------------- Hee. The one I went to HS with was a riot during multiple-choice tests. "B! C! C! D! D!" I don't think they let him play varsity, though. Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ needs a beer at May 10, 2013 02:41 PM (ZKzrr) I played ball with a guy in college who had two tics. Sneezing and he would nod his head. The head nod looked just like the "wassup" nod. So he'd be up to bat and start nodding. You'd have the entire dugout, 25 guys or so, all nodding in time with him going "Sup...sup...sup...sup..." REALLY pissed off opposing pitchers.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 10, 2013 10:44 AM (da5Wo)

95 He did say that he'd like to get to TX to check out their hobo supply. --- I'd think there would be a bigger supply in Austin that Dallas. Austin has both a big hippie community and a number of mental hospitals.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 10, 2013 10:45 AM (+x8q5)

96 2.5 sammiches a week?! Damned wimmenz libbers

Posted by: Bigby's Gunpowder Burnt Hands at May 10, 2013 10:45 AM (3ZtZW)

"70 ... Specifically, he wrote about how scientists have been trying to use computers to predict the weather for years but that the closest they've gotten is a few days out and, even then, there's only so much certainty to the predictions."

Even THAT prediction doesn't tell you the temperature to a fraction of a degree accurately.

That being said, predicting what the temperature will be at a certain time would be a lot harder that predicting an AVERAGE temperature, that's averaged over months. So it's kind of apples and oranges. AGW is crap, but that's actually not a great argument.

Same deal with the idea that "CO2 is just a trace gas". Ask yourself how much arsenic it takes to kill someone. Sometimes, a VERY tiny bit of something can have a HUGE effect. For credibility's sake, it's best to stick with the legitimate arguments.

Posted by: Optimizer at May 10, 2013 10:45 AM (Mxt9o)

98 84 I subscribe to Weather Underground. It's like $5/yr. Great apps too. They are the bomb. Don't let your girlfriend borrow your iPhone, though.

Posted by: Bill A. at May 10, 2013 10:45 AM (sKkBp)

99 I prefer "Science-tits"

Posted by: Waldo at May 10, 2013 10:45 AM (sXWmd)

100 90 Americans, on average, eat sandwiches 2.5 times a week, according to the National Restaurant Association.

That seems low.
Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ needs a beer at May 10, 2013 02:43 PM

Damn right it's low! Now go fix me my 3.5th sandwich, bitch!

Posted by: Ike Turner at May 10, 2013 10:46 AM (mCvL4)

101 >>Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 10, 2013 02:44 PM (da5Wo)<<

I think Bannion is onto something. This post is funny, but it is not smart. Hmmmm. Cochrans Syndrome.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2013 10:46 AM (KjlbF)

102

>>>Americans, on average, eat sandwiches 2.5 times a week, according to the National Restaurant Association.

I had always wondered if they counted up those soup and half-a-sandwich deals.

Posted by: Roy at May 10, 2013 10:46 AM (VndSC)

103 62 Yay. I got assigned a client with Cotard Syndrome. You mean Collard Syndrome, cause I like me a big bowel of collards, with my BBQ dog.

Posted by: Injuin Black Foot Barry, the one that eats dogs at May 10, 2013 10:46 AM (wR+pz)

104 Who the Hell left HALF a sammich?!

Posted by: Bigby's Gunpowder Burnt Hands at May 10, 2013 10:46 AM (3ZtZW)

105 Are hamburgers considered sandwiches?

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 10, 2013 10:46 AM (4cRnj)

106 That seems low.

Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ needs a beer at May 10, 2013 02:43 PM (ZKzrr)

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Yup.... I personally prolly average 2.5 per DAY,

Posted by: fixerupper at May 10, 2013 10:47 AM (nELVU)

107 One guy I graduated HS with has it. His main tics were to start moving his hand back and forth rapidly, making a "whack" sound. The hilarious thing, IMHO, was that he was an offensive lineman and the slightest twitch would be a false start penalty. I really like that story. My daughter has Tourettes (very mild, no vocalizations). She does a similar hand thing (only when tired or really stressed out). She looooooves sports too - a lot of tic-disorder-peeps are really sort of hyperkinetic. she loves that one soccer goalie - she'd like your friend I bet! shame about the calls. it's why I prefer her playing "stick sports" to soccer - her hand is busy holding something, it doesn't tic, lol. but go ahead and make TS jokes, it's no big - seriously she would laugh right along with you. not offended or anything. she's a happy, healthy, smart, beautiful girl. I'm so used to it I don't even see it anymore; there are children (and adults) with real problems. Tics are just, you know. whatever. she can kick my ass in any sport and run a hell of a lot faster than me (at nine); she makes me play hockey with her and I can barely use my hands after (she's dirty!)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 10, 2013 10:47 AM (2up3Q)

108 I'd like to catch Tourette's (I wonder if it's contagious?). Wouldn't that be great? Swear your fucking head off and if anybody objects reply with "Fuck you, I'm disabled".
Heh.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 10, 2013 02:42 PM (4x8W0)

------------------------------------------

You don't need Tourettes. Just get old. Whenever someone say anything about my language, I tell them to fuck themselves, I'm old and cranky.

Posted by: Soona at May 10, 2013 10:47 AM (9nv1Q)

109 Rush Limbaugh is a Moron.

Maybe, but I'm pretty sure he relies on staffers to peruse the various blogs and news sites.

Fucker needs to do a better job citing sources though. As much time as he spends pimping for Ovaltine (or whatever the hell it is this week), he could give a shout out to the blogs he's getting free material from.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 10, 2013 10:47 AM (SY2Kh)

110 84 I subscribe to Weather Underground. It's like $5/yr. Great apps too.
They are the bomb. Posted by: Roy at May 10, 2013 02:41 PM

I think the WU was bought by the Weather Channel, which is in turn owned by NBC and Comcast

What you'll get is apps telling you which greedy republican voted against good weather for you

Posted by: kbdabear at May 10, 2013 10:48 AM (mCvL4)

111 I hate you. Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 10, 2013 02:41 PM (da5Wo)

You mad, bro?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 10, 2013 10:48 AM (sbV1u)

112 Simple question to be put to the "global warming is serious, you guys!" crowd:

How many heat units need to be added to the Pacific Ocean to make it rain in West Texas?

Pretty simple, really. The temperature of the Pacific determines the location of the jet stream. The location of the jet stream year-to-year determines where the moisture laden air from the Pacific flows into the United States.

So, how many heat units does it take to shift the jet stream south--like it was three years ago, when it rained a bunch--from its current northern location which contributes to the drought we're suffering from?

Answer: They have no fucking clue.

They know less about the weather than the average corn farmer. The average corn farmer at least knows exactly how many heat units he needs to ripen his crop.

They can't even tell you the basic mechanics and inputs that cause rain in West Texas.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 10, 2013 10:48 AM (VjL9S)

113

Americans, on average, eat sandwiches 2.5 times a week, according to the National Restaurant Association.

That seems low.

Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ needs a beer at May 10, 2013 02:43 PM

I haven't had a piece of bread since October. I don't miss it as much as I miss the convenience of sandwiches.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2013 10:48 AM (m2CN7)

114 But otherwise, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 10, 2013 10:48 AM (TOk1P)

115 Cochran your story is even better! Ill have to show her that one! lol we had a pitcher here with TS (in Philly) - he was a sweetheart but I'm spacing on his name . . .

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 10, 2013 10:48 AM (2up3Q)

116

Posted by: Soona at May 10, 2013 02:47 PM (9nv1Q)

Posted by: LGoPs at May 10, 2013 10:48 AM (4x8W0)

117 Where is Ace?

Stephen Hayes twitter: Rosen on FOX states more whistle blowers are coming forward including a CIA agent.

Someone needs to be covering the press conference with Jay Carney after the "off record" meeting at WH. If I were a betting woman, I would bet FOX was not invited. We'll see. If not, the other reporters got their marching orders and you will be able to follow the entrails with what they ask Jay and what is discussed.

Someone find Ace. This is a Friday news cluster...they are hoping to bury it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 10, 2013 10:49 AM (baL2B)

118 Cotard Syndrome? You heard about the widower who stopped dating Betty Sue at the nursing home. Betty Sue was very upset and asked him what did Sally have that she didn't Parkinson's disease. Here all day, news at 11.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at May 10, 2013 10:49 AM (wR+pz)

119 You mad, bro? Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 02:48 PM (sbV1u) Not at all. But you're getting Visine in your drink at the MeetUp. Just a heads up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 10, 2013 10:49 AM (da5Wo)

120 3 things I missed on Atkins : potatoes, bread and pasta.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 10, 2013 10:49 AM (4cRnj)

121 Tics are just, you know. whatever. she can kick my ass in any sport and run a hell of a lot faster than me (at nine); she makes me play hockey with her and I can barely use my hands after (she's dirty!)

Phrasing!

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 10, 2013 10:49 AM (SY2Kh)

122 >>>but go ahead and make TS jokes, it's no big - seriously she would laugh right along with you. not offended or anything....

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 10, 2013 02:47 PM (2up3Q)

***

Thanks for being a good sport BlackOrchid (and God Bless your daughter)

Posted by: LGoPs at May 10, 2013 10:50 AM (4x8W0)

123

>>>I'd like to catch Tourette's

Its not the same, but I shattered an elbow and now have a lot of issues with the humerus nerve. Elbow twitches all the time, sometimes jerks violently [Its not a drinking problem lol] when its bad I kinda go No or whatever

Posted by: Bigby's Gunpowder Burnt Hands at May 10, 2013 10:50 AM (3ZtZW)

124 Not at all. But you're getting Visine in your drink at the MeetUp. Just a heads up. Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 10, 2013 02:49 PM (da5Wo)

I plan to arrive with my bourbon in a Camelbak and vacuum sealed....for my protection.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 10, 2013 10:50 AM (sbV1u)

125 lol Hollowpoint we artists are not known for our grammar or . . . what did I do? lol I meant to say she slashes like a little devil

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 10, 2013 10:50 AM (2up3Q)

126

I subscribe to Weather Underground. It's like $5/yr. Great apps too.

They are the bomb.

Posted by: Roy

***

Agreed.

Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at May 10, 2013 10:50 AM (uhftQ)

127 *checks clock* #$%&@, three hours to go. I nęÃ«Ã©ēd the weekend to start already

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 10, 2013 10:50 AM (LKCE6)

128 I think the WU was bought by the Weather Channel, which is in turn owned by NBC and Comcast

What you'll get is apps telling you which greedy republican voted against good weather for you

Posted by: kbdabear

They did refer to those stupid winter storm names. If they ever mention manbearpig, I'll uninstall them.

Posted by: Roy at May 10, 2013 10:50 AM (VndSC)

129 @117 I suspect they have ginned up an event in Libya, AKA wag the dog, to get the media off the Benz hearings.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at May 10, 2013 10:50 AM (wR+pz)

130

If only there was some unimaginably huge, unimaginably influential, little understood giant ball of hot burning gas about which, theoretically, all things revolved and all things depended. I know this is crazy, but I would postulate that any relatively-tiny variations in its mood or our proximity to this object would have noticeable effects. Why it could be a daily or even hourly phenomenon!

Talk about weird, huh?

Posted by: Jaws at May 10, 2013 10:50 AM (4I3Uo)

131 104 Who the Hell left HALF a sammich?!

Posted by: Bigby's Gunpowder Burnt Hands at May 10, 2013 02:46 PM (3ZtZW)

Too hungry for just two but taking three seems like being a hog. So,...

Posted by: joncelli at May 10, 2013 10:51 AM (RD7QR)

132 Daily WH press briefing on CSpan pushed back to 3:15 today due to their little brainwashing talking points with the reporters behind the curtain.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 10, 2013 10:51 AM (baL2B)

133 115 Cochran your story is even better! Ill have to show her that one! lol we had a pitcher here with TS (in Philly) - he was a sweetheart but I'm spacing on his name . . . Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 10, 2013 02:48 PM (2up3Q) The guy here was pretty cool. He thought the "sup" thing was funny. Like you said, nervousness really ramps up the tics. So, we all got in some trouble and had to go before the Student Judiciary Committee. His tics went into overdrive. Head nods back and up, sneezes forward and down. Repeat at Warp 9.5. We thought he was going to explode.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 10, 2013 10:51 AM (da5Wo)

134 I haven't had a piece of bread since October. I don't miss it as much as I miss the convenience of sandwiches. == Butter lettuce or escarole. Endive if you are extra foo-foo. You need lots of napkins handy.

Posted by: fluffy at May 10, 2013 10:52 AM (sKkBp)

135 little brainwashing talking points with the reporters behind the curtain see now I'm picturing WH staff with the press tied to chairs and their eyes all pinched open, walking back and forth putting drops in while a giant screen plays images of michelle and barry . . . GAH!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 10, 2013 10:52 AM (2up3Q)

136 You demonstrate this everyday. From henceforth this will be known as the Cochran Syndrome. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 02:39 PM (sbV1u) *slides over pillowtop mattress for to be used for your pallet*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 10, 2013 10:52 AM (VtjlW)

137 Daily WH press briefing on CSpan pushed back to 3:15 today due to their little brainwashing talking points with the reporters behind the curtain.

----

Yeah... not even bothering to hide it anymore....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 10, 2013 10:53 AM (nELVU)

138 117 Where is Ace?

Someone find Ace. This is a Friday news cluster...they are hoping to bury it.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 10, 2013

Ace told us yesterday that he'd be taking the day off in his Fortress of Solitude and would be away from the blog until Monday

Posted by: kbdabear at May 10, 2013 10:53 AM (mCvL4)

139

110...I think the WU was bought by the Weather Channel, which is in turn owned by NBC and Comcast

Yep.

Weather Underground used to be good...but since the PeacockSuckers bought it, it has changed.

Posted by: wheatie at May 10, 2013 10:53 AM (LxEHG)

140 I plan to arrive with my bourbon in a Camelbak and vacuum sealed....for my protection. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 02:50 PM (sbV1u) Type 1 diabetic. I have needles that I always carry with me that have incredibly small gauges.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 10, 2013 10:53 AM (da5Wo)

141 Ace told us yesterday that he'd be taking the day off in his Fortress of Solitude and would be away from the blog until Monday --- He's going to have carpal-tunnel from jerking off by then if he doesn't find any hobos to take it out on.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 10, 2013 10:54 AM (+x8q5)

142

>>>Daily WH press briefing on CSpan pushed back to 3:15 today due to their little brainwashing talking points with the reporters behind the
curtain.

It just takes that long for Carney's Viagra to kick in.

Posted by: Roy at May 10, 2013 10:54 AM (VndSC)

143 I think the WU was bought by the Weather Channel, which is in turn owned by NBC and Comcast

Speaking of funding the progressive-industrial complex destroying America, tonight I plan to watch a German biopic about Goethe while drinking Weihanstephaner.

I hope that sufficiently ideologically pure for y'all.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 10, 2013 10:54 AM (ZKzrr)

144 You know, I wish I had a Fortress of Solitude. I'd never run out of ice for my drinks.

Posted by: joncelli at May 10, 2013 10:54 AM (RD7QR)

145 I think Ace is in Dallas.

Posted by: Waldo at May 10, 2013 10:54 AM (sXWmd)

146 see now I'm picturing WH staff with the press tied to chairs and their eyes all pinched open, walking back and forth putting drops in while a giant screen plays images of michelle and barry . . .

GAH!

Posted by: BlackOrchid

***

Is it wrong to hope they are getting electroshocks too?

Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at May 10, 2013 10:55 AM (uhftQ)

147 *slides over pillowtop mattress for to be used for your pallet* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 10, 2013 02:52 PM (VtjlW)

*ahem*

:::: shifty eyes :::

Hello, my Queen. May I be of assistance?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 10, 2013 10:55 AM (sbV1u)

148 Speaking of funding the progressive-industrial complex destroying America, tonight I plan to watch a German biopic about Goethe while drinking Weihanstephaner. I hope that sufficiently ideologically pure for y'all. Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ needs a beer at May 10, 2013 02:54 PM (ZKzrr) My Syndrome must've just kicked in. I didn't understand a single word of that first sentence outside of the ones with less than 5 letters.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 10, 2013 10:56 AM (da5Wo)

149 Some UK tabloid chick is going to be the new pres of NBC News. Is that some sort of joke?

Posted by: Waldo at May 10, 2013 10:56 AM (sXWmd)

150

I hope that sufficiently ideologically pure for y'all.

Put the Weihanstephaner in an evil styrofoam Chik FilA Hatecup and you'll be cleared for takeoff.

Posted by: Jaws at May 10, 2013 10:57 AM (4I3Uo)

151 3 things I missed on Atkins : potatoes, bread and pasta. lol

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2013 10:57 AM (fsLdt)

152 Speaking of funding the progressive-industrial complex destroying America, tonight I plan to watch a German biopic about Goethe while drinking Weihanstephaner.

I hope that sufficiently ideologically pure for y'all.

Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ needs a beer at May 10, 2013 02:54 PM (ZKzrr)

Gott im himmel, just put on a beer wench dress and complete the mood!

Posted by: joncelli at May 10, 2013 10:57 AM (RD7QR)

153 >>>Is it wrong to hope they are getting electroshocks too?

Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at May 10, 2013 02:55 PM (uhftQ)

***

Depends on whether they're shocked before or after they all die screaming in a fire.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 10, 2013 10:57 AM (4x8W0)

154

Just got here...

Has anyone mentioned that there's something going on in Libya?

There was a little blurb about it on Fox...that they are scrambling some security forces to go to Libya to "protect our Consulate".

Posted by: wheatie at May 10, 2013 10:57 AM (LxEHG)

155 I didn't understand a single word of that first sentence outside of the ones with less than 5 letters.

This is the important word.
http://weihenstephaner.de/site.php?lang=eng

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 10, 2013 10:57 AM (ZKzrr)

156 Some UK tabloid chick is going to be the new pres of NBC News. Is that some sort of joke?

What, you aren't looking forward to daily stories about Michelle Obama's wardrobe?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 10, 2013 10:58 AM (SY2Kh)

157 One guy I graduated HS with has it. His main tics were to start moving his hand back and forth rapidly, making a ~~"whack"~~ fapping sound. Fixed.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2013 10:58 AM (xorT2)

158 145
I think Ace is in Dallas.

Posted by: Waldo at May 10, 2013 02:54 PM (sXWmd)

On a grassy knoll?

Posted by: joncelli is done working today at May 10, 2013 10:58 AM (RD7QR)

159 Type 1 diabetic. I have needles that I always carry with me that have incredibly small gauges. Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 10, 2013 02:53 PM (da5Wo)

Any Morons with a machine shop? I need a 1 quart flask, very specialized.

Must be made of titanium,

And kevlar.

But mostly titanium.

I pay top dollar!

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 10, 2013 10:58 AM (sbV1u)

160 If only there was some unimaginably huge, unimaginably influential, little understood giant ball of hot burning gas about which, theoretically, all things revolved and all things depended. I know this is crazy, but I would postulate that any relatively-tiny variations in its mood or our proximity to this object would have noticeable effects. Why it could be a daily or even hourly phenomenon!

Talk about weird, huh?

Posted by: Jaws at May 10, 2013 02:50 PM (4I3Uo)

--------------------------------------------------

I agree. Chris Christi cannot be trusted to be president.

Posted by: Soona at May 10, 2013 10:58 AM (9nv1Q)

161 Stolen from Drudge. I don't like the sound of this. I suspect they are scanning the area for radiation, like a dirty bomb. http://tinyurl.com/bmandgx

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at May 10, 2013 10:58 AM (wR+pz)

162 Some UK tabloid chick is going to be the new pres of NBC News. Is that some sort of joke?

Posted by: Waldo

Is she a Page Three girl?

Posted by: Roy at May 10, 2013 10:58 AM (VndSC)

163 Depends on whether they're shocked before or after they all die screaming in a fire.

Posted by: LGoPs

***

Just wow. How could you say that?

Before of course. It's not fun when they're already dead.

Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at May 10, 2013 10:58 AM (uhftQ)

164 lol we had a pitcher here with TS (in Philly) - he was a sweetheart but I'm spacing on his name . . Jim Eisenrich (sp?) not a pitcher, RF I believe.

Posted by: cu'chulainn at May 10, 2013 10:59 AM (Vk2CC)

165 Speaking of funding the progressive-industrial complex destroying America, tonight I plan to watch a German biopic about Goethe while drinking Weihanstephaner. I hope that sufficiently ideologically pure for y'all. Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ needs a beer at May 10, 2013 02:54 PM (ZKzrr)

OK, now say something funny.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 10, 2013 10:59 AM (sbV1u)

166 Thank you! Jim Eisenreich. not a pitcher, duh! thanks cu . . uhhh . . . what?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 10, 2013 11:00 AM (2up3Q)

167

"I agree. Chris Christi cannot be trusted to be president."

Winner. Straight up.

Posted by: Jaws at May 10, 2013 11:00 AM (4I3Uo)

168 Where is a good place to drink beers in the 16th Street Mall / Denver area? Went to Tilted Kilt last week. Felt like an old pervert. Want a place with real people in it this time.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 10, 2013 11:01 AM (LKCE6)

169

A few months ago I was in an In and Out burger drive thru. On a metal door near the rear of the building were big red vinyl letters saying ,"FAP Inside".

(And yes I did!)

Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 10, 2013 11:01 AM (uhftQ)

170 Went to Tilted Kilt last week. Felt like an old pervert. Want a place with real people in it this time. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 10, 2013 03:01 PM (LKCE6)

So the rumors are true? All the waitresses are Model 4500 Sexbots?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at May 10, 2013 11:02 AM (sbV1u)

171 Scientists love to get their swerve on.

So do the jooooos

http://tinyurl.com/cfuuwy7

Posted by: dananjcon at May 10, 2013 11:02 AM (jvd3N)

172 On a grassy knoll? Posted by: joncelli is done working today at May 10, 2013 02:58 PM (RD7QR) Nah, more like a titty bar.

Posted by: Waldo at May 10, 2013 11:02 AM (sXWmd)

173 168 Where is a good place to drink beers in the 16th Street Mall / Denver area? Went to Tilted Kilt last week. Felt like an old pervert. Want a place with real people in it this time. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 10, 2013 03:01 PM (LKCE6) I'm confused. What's the problem with going back to Tilted Kilt?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 10, 2013 11:02 AM (da5Wo)

174 162 Some UK tabloid chick is going to be the new pres of NBC News. Is that some sort of joke? Posted by: Waldo Is she a Page Three girl? Posted by: Roy at May 10, 2013 02:58 PM (VndSC) If only: http://goo.gl/es7vE It's the Piers Morganization of American news.

Posted by: Waldo at May 10, 2013 11:04 AM (sXWmd)

175 @171 How do you know he's a Jooo? Could be a Towel head Iaman?

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at May 10, 2013 11:04 AM (wR+pz)

176
Americans, on average, eat sandwiches 2.5 times a week, according to the National Restaurant Association.

Fuck off, you guys.

Posted by: Zombie John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich at May 10, 2013 11:05 AM (TIIx5)

177 Went to Tilted Kilt last week. Felt like an old pervert. Want a place with real people in it this time.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 10, 2013 03:01 PM (LKCE6)

Um... GO BACK THERE!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 10, 2013 11:05 AM (fwARV)

178 thanks cu . . uhhh . . . what? ahh, not up on your Irish folklore I see. Cu(hound of)Chulainn (Cullen,Chulain,Culainne..any number of Irish last names). Long story short. dude killed a guard dog and promised the owner he'd take its place till a replacement was found. Thing got weird from there.

Posted by: cu'chulainn at May 10, 2013 11:05 AM (Vk2CC)

179 Ahem...did someone mention Tilted Kilt?

http://tinyurl.com/cvsh5ze

nsfw k/o

Posted by: dananjcon at May 10, 2013 11:05 AM (jvd3N)

180 Piers Morgan started out as a Tilted Kilt girl.

Posted by: Waldo at May 10, 2013 11:07 AM (sXWmd)

181 Went to Tilted Kilt last week. Felt like an old pervert. Want a place with real people in it this time.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 10, 2013 03:01 PM (LKCE6)

Of course you did.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 10, 2013 11:07 AM (SY2Kh)

182 cu'chulainn I thought it was a Vulcan swear word.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2013 11:08 AM (fsLdt)

183 I thought it was a Vulcan swear word. perhaps, although way above my geek level.Klingon on boggle however.

Posted by: cu'chulainn at May 10, 2013 11:11 AM (Vk2CC)

184 OT: IRS has been a trending word, worldwide, on Twitter for a while this afternoon.

Posted by: Baldy at May 10, 2013 11:12 AM (tyDFN)

185 Hollowpoint, heh. Pretty sure they frown on actual toilet hoboes even in the Hooters / Tilted Kilt places. Besides they probably got a live camera in the waitresses' john already

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 10, 2013 11:13 AM (LKCE6)

186 Wasn't there a new thread up a moment ago? Or have my meds not kicked in yet?

Posted by: Tilikum The Killer Assault Whale at May 10, 2013 11:15 AM (uhftQ)

187 Well hell... looks just like the one I lassoo'd

Posted by: Pecos Bill... at May 10, 2013 11:28 AM (lZBBB)

188

From the Wunderground blog comments page, a warning that sounds ominously likely to prevent dissent from "established science". And we shall see.

"When using Dr. Masters' blog, please refrain from posting material not relevant to the discussion of tropical weather, or the topic of the blog entry itself. Please do not engage in personal attacks or bickering. Material not conforming to these standards should be flagged with the button and ignored."

Posted by: Born Free at May 10, 2013 01:13 PM (gLZXf)

189

This blog really can be fun.

I graciously suggest that artful mocking of Luddite climate alarmists deserves credit by name, but defer to your preference.

Best Regards,

Posted by: CAPT Mike at May 10, 2013 11:06 PM (DiQnH)

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