April 17, 2013

More Suspicious Letters
— Dave in Texas

One intercepted in White House mail facility, now reports of the same in the Hart Senate Office, Russell Senate Office buildings. Parts of them being cleared.

And I'm seeing a lot of this from people watching CNN right now:


Terrific.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 08:04 AM | Comments (383)
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1 Question.  Is it impossible for the first letter to be a copy-cat spurred on by the Monday Boston attack?  Does the timeline allow for that?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 17, 2013 08:06 AM (UypUQ)

2 Hand-delivering.  lol


also, first

Posted by: Not Your Friendly Mailman at April 17, 2013 08:06 AM (Gj7bb)

3 Maybe he thinks he's a mailman.

Posted by: Berserker at April 17, 2013 08:06 AM (FMbng)

4 Hand-delivering letters is anti-postal union. Definitely a tea-bagger.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 08:06 AM (tqLft)

5 Hand delivering them?  Did Joe Biden plan this crime?

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 17, 2013 08:06 AM (Hx5uv)

6 Obviously someone upset about 0bamacare.

Posted by: Iron Mike Bloomberg at April 17, 2013 08:06 AM (+iA5G)

7 Clearly this means we need backpack control.

Posted by: Nanny State Squad at April 17, 2013 08:07 AM (RhOOg)

8 CNN says someone is in custody on the letters; he was hand-delivering them apparently; had a backpack full of suspicious envelopes.


Beats a backpack full of Chik-Fil-A sandwiches.

Posted by: EC at April 17, 2013 08:07 AM (GQ8sn)

9 Hand delivering them? Genius!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 17, 2013 08:07 AM (f9c2L)

10 ...possibly protesting no Saturday deliveries?

Posted by: Max Wedge at April 17, 2013 08:07 AM (ujrve)

11 Does the Post Office still deliver on Wednesday? 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 17, 2013 08:07 AM (wbmaj)

12 What does he mean by apparently?  That makes no sense.  Either he was or was not.  Did he mean to say "reportedly"?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 17, 2013 08:07 AM (UypUQ)

13 Have they caught any white-hispanics with Jewish surnames yet?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 08:07 AM (tqLft)

14 Those weren't letters-they were Chinese carry-out menus. 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 17, 2013 08:08 AM (wbmaj)

15 If this is connected to the Boston bombing, things are beginning to sound less lone-wolfy.

Posted by: Mindy is standing on her head because the world is upside down at April 17, 2013 08:08 AM (wk9P4)

16 Hand delivering them? So how did they get into mail system?

Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2013 08:08 AM (DcbLC)

17 Nanny State Squad, you may take my backpack...but you'll never take my...FANNYPACK!

Posted by: molon labe at April 17, 2013 08:08 AM (Gj7bb)

18

Hand delivering them? Did Joe Biden plan this crime?

 

Evidently.

 

If we are to have enemies thirsting for our blood, at least a lot of them are mindlessly stupid.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 17, 2013 08:08 AM (mp+4g)

19 This is getting hard to swallow-----at least that's what Sandra Fluke said. 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 17, 2013 08:09 AM (wbmaj)

20 NOBODY uses the Post Office any more.

Posted by: zsasz at April 17, 2013 08:09 AM (MMC8r)

21 14 Those weren't letters-they were Chinese carry-out menus. Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 17, 2013 12:08 PM (wbmaj) You want white ricin or brown ricin?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 08:09 AM (tqLft)

22 I guess the hand-delivery saves on postage.

Posted by: Mindy is standing on her head because the world is upside down at April 17, 2013 08:09 AM (wk9P4)

23      Probably those intolerant peddlers of hate and discord - the Scandis.


   Time to round up everyone named "Sven" and "Ragnar"...

Posted by: Pave Low John at April 17, 2013 08:09 AM (BcWym)

24

Hand delivering, eh?   Yeeeeeah, I'm going to go out on a limb and say this guy is either a     certifiable     nutjob who spends his days wandering the streets muttering to himself,   OR   he's an idiot patsy who's been made the fall guy by someone a LOT smarter.

 

Or the report could be wrong and they have no one in custody.

 

Or they might have someone in custody and it's the wrong guy.

 

But I'm going to go with certifiable nutjob.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 17, 2013 08:09 AM (4df7R)

25 I will ask again, could the first letter have made it to the processing center Tuesday evening if it was sent Monday afternoon?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 17, 2013 08:09 AM (UypUQ)

26 Don't see the connection with the bombing in this. Sounds like a disgruntled nut case. The fact that most were targeted to Republicans can be because they voted to let the gun bill out of conference, so it can be a nutty "right winger."

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at April 17, 2013 08:09 AM (9+ccr)

27 We need envelope control...now. If it saves just one life, do it.


Posted by: gw mclintock at April 17, 2013 08:09 AM (qwUGR)

28 When they catch the Marathon bomber and now with this guy, they can do an analysis of whether they were Big Gulp drinkers.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 17, 2013 08:10 AM (Hx5uv)

29 17 Nanny State Squad, you may take my backpack...but you'll never take my...FANNYPACK! Posted by: molon labe at April 17, 2013 12:08 PM (Gj7bb) ******** Ooh I'll give you a "fanny pack".

Posted by: Barney now with Frank! at April 17, 2013 08:10 AM (r2PLg)

30 so do you get a positive reading by smearing some castor oil on them ?

Posted by: alec at April 17, 2013 08:10 AM (usWYv)

31 #21  Shrimp fried ricin, please--and lots of duck sauce. 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 17, 2013 08:10 AM (wbmaj)

32 Sounds like a disgruntled nut case

***

Can't we have one thread without mentioning Michelle?

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 17, 2013 08:10 AM (Hx5uv)

33 I've never really trusted X, K, or the umlaut. Y can be a bit shifty as well.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 17, 2013 08:11 AM (Ec6wH)

34 #29  What?  They're searching Barney's "fanny pack" too?????

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 17, 2013 08:11 AM (wbmaj)

35 Dear Friendly Visitors From Democrat Underground: Fuck you.

Posted by: zsasz at April 17, 2013 08:11 AM (MMC8r)

36 Is it impossible for the first letter to be a copy-cat spurred on by the Monday Boston attack? No, alienated loner living in the 70's. Can you imagine a Congressman personally opening a physical letter from a *gasp!* constituent?

Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2013 08:11 AM (FcR7P)

37 He tried emailing the suspicious substance at first, but couldn't get that damned attachment-thingy to work right.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 17, 2013 08:11 AM (29vnO)

38 This could be completely innocent.  Someone should check to see if Valentines Day falls in mid-April in islamic countries.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2013 08:11 AM (8ZskC)

39 The Left Wing White House has its patsy/deflection?

Posted by: soothsayer at April 17, 2013 08:12 AM (xIzGn)

40 yawn probably some libtard who felt left out not getting any attention.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 08:12 AM (Z9EHQ)

41 Well, if it is a right-winger--and by this level of stupidity it very well could be, because we are stupid on the right--then Obama and friends will have the gift they so have desired. I wish them peace in their joy.

Posted by: T. at April 17, 2013 08:12 AM (IbYFB)

42 Y can be a bit shifty as well.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 17, 2013 12:11 PM (Ec6wH)

 

I once saw Y mug a passing G in a dark alley.   It's haunted me ever since.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 17, 2013 08:12 AM (4df7R)

43 This is where the KosKids expect us to cheer in support.

Posted by: zsasz at April 17, 2013 08:12 AM (MMC8r)

44 From the Daily Caller:


12:05 p.m. — CNN reports that police are X-raying the man’s backpack, and that a source has called the man “disturbed.”





Are they sure it's not a congresscritter?

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 17, 2013 08:13 AM (X6akg)

45 No, alienated loner living in the 70's. Can you imagine a Congressman personally opening a physical letter from a *gasp!* constituent?>>

If it were to feel as if a stack of cash was in it there may be procedures to let the congressman open it personally.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 17, 2013 08:13 AM (wrS2o)

46 Concern troll is concerned.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at April 17, 2013 08:13 AM (QupBk)

47

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 17, 2013 12:09 PM (4df7R)

Apparently this dude's been sending a metric shit-ton of mail to various government officials.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 17, 2013 08:13 AM (fwARV)

48 Hope it's a white reichewing male!

Posted by: Salon tards at April 17, 2013 08:13 AM (lVPtV)

49 Is Fanny Pac Barney's political action committee or is that Fudge Pac? 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 17, 2013 08:13 AM (wbmaj)

50 And the stupidest criminal of 2013 award goes to.....

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 17, 2013 08:13 AM (HDgX3)

51 I warned you guys last week...this week in April is when all the deranged do their spring cleaning. For that reason, I think this is unconnected to the Boston bombing.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 17, 2013 08:13 AM (Ec6wH)

52 Ayers, Dohrn and Boudin are now "respected" academicians. Maybe they "inspired" their students.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 08:13 AM (tqLft)

53 12:05 p.m. — CNN reports that police are X-raying the man’s backpack, and that a source has called the man “disturbed.” In a Bidenesque sense?

Posted by: zsasz at April 17, 2013 08:13 AM (MMC8r)

54

"A letter addressed to the president containing a suspicious substance was received at the remote White House mail screening facility," Secret Service spokesman Brian Leary said. The Secret Service, FBI and Capitol Police are investigating, he said."

 

-------------------------

 

Well, who is on the return address?  If it's Chris Matthews, it contains semen.  Let's save the taxpayers some money on the unnecessary labwork.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 17, 2013 08:14 AM (CJjw5)

55    What about Q?  I've never liked that letter, seems to pop up in all the wrong names (Quaddafi, Quasimodo, Quick-Draw McGraw, etc....)

    And remember, can't spell Al Qaida without a Q either. 

Posted by: Pave Low John at April 17, 2013 08:14 AM (BcWym)

56 he was hand-delivering them apparently; Kevin Costner, David Brin wanted for questioning.

Posted by: Brother Cavil Presents: Beaver vs Ampersand at April 17, 2013 08:14 AM (fMiHM)

57 "Only a full analysis performed at an accredited laboratory can determine the presence of a biological agent such as ricin,"

Ricin a biological agent?  Someone at the FBI said that. 

TOP. MEN.
TOP. FUCKING. MEN. ARE. ON. THIS.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 17, 2013 08:14 AM (/gHaE)

58 Ricin-gram...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2013 08:14 AM (OCvUs)

59 Obama: "This is a good reason to suspend Congress; I don't need them anyway."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2013 08:14 AM (BVq/X)

60

22I guess the hand-delivery saves on postage.

---

This idiot is going to piss off postal workers this way. Does he not realize his peril?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 17, 2013 08:14 AM (SO2Q8)

61 Posted by: Pave Low John at April 17, 2013 12:14 PM (BcWym)

Yeah, but Q invented all kinds of cool shit for Bond.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 17, 2013 08:14 AM (fwARV)

62 12:05 p.m. — CNN reports that police are X-raying the man’s backpack, and that a source has called the man “disturbed.”


What's the Mohammed Quotient on an MSM description of "disturbed"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2013 08:14 AM (8ZskC)

63 51 I warned you guys last week...this week in April is when all the deranged do their spring cleaning. For that reason, I think this is unconnected to the Boston bombing.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 17, 2013 12:13 PM (Ec6wH)


  I'm with you. Don't see the connection. This "guy" doesn't sound like he'd have the necessary "brain" power to build two bombs...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at April 17, 2013 08:15 AM (9+ccr)

64 I remain skeptical of this whole story.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2013 08:15 AM (mKNJE)

65 Disturbed is code for RW Tea Party enthusiast.

Everyone knows that.

Just like the left knows all the code words for racism.

Posted by: gw mclintock at April 17, 2013 08:15 AM (qwUGR)

66 He was going to blow up a Senator's car but he kept burning his mouth on the tailpipe.

Posted by: zsasz at April 17, 2013 08:15 AM (MMC8r)

67 sounds like an unrelated nutjob

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 17, 2013 08:15 AM (ZPrif)

68 3Maybe he thinks he's a mailman.

Posted by: Berserker at April 17, 2013 12:06 PM (FMbng)

---

Not even close

Posted by: Karl Malone at April 17, 2013 08:15 AM (SO2Q8)

69

12:05 p.m. — CNN reports that police are X-raying the man’s backpack, and that a source has called the man “disturbed.”


Are they sure it's not a congresscritter?

I didn't do it!

Posted by: C. McKinney at April 17, 2013 08:15 AM (YxaXw)

70 So, if you are smart enough to get hold of ricin and get it into envelopes without killing yourself, how are you dumb enough to try hand-delivering?

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 17, 2013 08:15 AM (mp+4g)

71 Probably the usual rightwing nutjob still angry over Bush's tax cuts and illegal wars.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 17, 2013 08:15 AM (29vnO)

72 Maybe that's why he was hand-delivering them.  Probably knew congressshits never actually read constituent's stuff--it's always their interns.  Maybe he wanted to try and make sure it got in the right hands, so to speak.

Posted by: intern at April 17, 2013 08:15 AM (Gj7bb)

73 Backpack man - not a suspect.

A federal law enforcement official told CNN that authorities do not believe the man was connected to the letters found Tuesday.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 17, 2013 08:15 AM (fwARV)

74 Clearly this is a Teabagger. We should all denounce gun-ownership and welcome our socialist overlords immediately.

And I'm a conservative and everything, you guys!

Posted by: Concern Troll at April 17, 2013 08:16 AM (Ul1S7)

75 Sounds like a paranoid schizophrenic.

Posted by: SCOTUS at April 17, 2013 08:16 AM (wsGWu)

76 Disturbed Congress critter?  Hey its Cynthia McKinney!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2013 08:16 AM (OCvUs)

77 seriously, given the history of terrorists around the world and in America in particular, aren't the odds the the sender is a liberal/communist? What percentage of attacks come from the right side of the political spectrum? I would think the hallmark of right wing terrorism is rarity and outperformance.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 08:16 AM (Z9EHQ)

78 heh

Writer at Daily Caller using familiar phrasing in headline:

"Amanda Bynes is totally fine, you guys"

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 17, 2013 08:16 AM (5Hl3g)

79 What about Q? I've never liked that letter, seems to pop up in all the wrong names (Quaddafi, Quasimodo, Quick-Draw McGraw, etc....)

And remember, can't spell Al Qaida without a Q either.

***

Another "Q" word I don't like:  quota.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 17, 2013 08:16 AM (Hx5uv)

80 I'm with you. Don't see the connection. This "guy" doesn't sound like he'd have the necessary "brain" power to build two bombs... If he's formulated ricin without killing himself, he could build a bomb.

Posted by: zsasz at April 17, 2013 08:16 AM (MMC8r)

81 CNN, as usually, is full of shit

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 17, 2013 08:16 AM (RLdcX)

82  "Only a full analysis performed at an accredited laboratory can determine the presence of a biological agent such as ricin,"

Ricin a biological agent? Someone at the FBI said that.

TOP. MEN.
TOP. FUCKING. MEN. ARE. ON. THIS.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 17, 2013 12:14 PM (/gHaE)

 

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Still waiting on word as to whether it was Jasmine ricin, long, short or medium grain ricin, and we still have not determined whether it was whole-grain or enriched ricin.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 17, 2013 08:16 AM (CJjw5)

83 58 Ricin-gram... Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2013 12:14 PM (OCvUs) Mossad Land Shark...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 08:16 AM (tqLft)

84 I'd be disturbed to if some big goons took my stuff arrested me and began what I'm sure is some rather aggressive questioning.

Posted by: Marvin the Martian at April 17, 2013 08:17 AM (l86i3)

85 This is such a lame event that I wonder if it happens year 'round but that this time they need a SQUIRREL! to deflect to.

Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2013 08:17 AM (FcR7P)

86 Serious Cat, yes. But, it was postmarked from Tenn. If you want to tie the two together, and without including a wider conspiracy: The letters have to be mailed first - on Sunday, not collected until Monday, then they hit the special sorting facility on Tuesday. Maybe a Saturday drop. Then, travel to Boston and afterwards wander around with a pack full of toxic letters, hand delivering them. Possible.

Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2013 08:17 AM (7PjX7)

87 He tried emailing the suspicious substance at first, but couldn't get that damned attachment-thingy to work right.

His dongle's too small.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 17, 2013 08:17 AM (/kI1Q)

88 Why didn't "the system" work, Skunk Napolitano? /questionsrepublicansshouldbeasking

Posted by: soothsayer at April 17, 2013 08:17 AM (vzLhi)

89 hand-delivered?  dumbass.

Next time, try e-mail.

dumbass

Posted by: wiserbud at April 17, 2013 08:17 AM (WCe8r)

90 He can't afford the postage with this damn sequester.

Posted by: GalaKitty at April 17, 2013 08:17 AM (KT2XH)

91 REI hardest hit.

Posted by: jakeman at April 17, 2013 08:17 AM (96M6e)

92 Disturbed Congress critter? Hey its Cynthia McKinney!

***

Didja see that Sin-dy McKrazy blamed the Marathon bombing on the police?

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 17, 2013 08:17 AM (Hx5uv)

93 They did all this last time.

Posted by: Knave at April 17, 2013 08:17 AM (cipri)

94 Barry's gonna be pissed when he finds out they've got his supplier and "suspicious white powder".

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 17, 2013 08:18 AM (1Jaio)

95 72 Maybe that's why he was hand-delivering them. Probably knew congressshits never actually read constituent's stuff--it's always their interns. Maybe he wanted to try and make sure it got in the right hands, so to speak. Posted by: intern at April 17, 2013 12:15 PM (Gj7bb) You have to open it to find out what's in it (Nutsy Pelosy)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 08:18 AM (tqLft)

96

So, if you are smart enough to get hold of ricin and get it into envelopes without killing yourself, how are you dumb enough to try hand-delivering?

That's like asking if I was smart enough to go to Columbia and Harvard...

Posted by: Barry Eaux at April 17, 2013 08:18 AM (YxaXw)

97 If he's formulated ricin without killing himself, he could build a bomb. Maybe, but can he get it to not go off before he intends it to?

Posted by: Brother Cavil Presents: Beaver vs Ampersand at April 17, 2013 08:18 AM (fMiHM)

98 Well this is certainly livening up the Congress.Much hysteria and stories that aren't true.Typical day on the Senate/House floors...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at April 17, 2013 08:18 AM (9+ccr)

99 Hand-delivery? Well, we can rule out postal workers...

Posted by: The FBI at April 17, 2013 08:18 AM (FcR7P)

100 His dongle's too small.

I can see where that could be disturbing.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at April 17, 2013 08:18 AM (QupBk)

101
Twern't me republicans! 

Posted by: Hank Johnson, D-Georgia Moonbat at April 17, 2013 08:18 AM (1lQzY)

102 Just another Major Media Moment of Glory, folks, nothing to be concerned about...

Posted by: zsasz at April 17, 2013 08:19 AM (MMC8r)

103 87 He tried emailing the suspicious substance at first, but couldn't get that damned attachment-thingy to work right. His dongle's too small. --- He forked the whole thing up and then got called sexist by a "software evangelist".

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 17, 2013 08:19 AM (+x8q5)

104 'Sup, 'rons.  Anything interesting happening today?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2013 08:19 AM (lVPtV)

105 Walrus Rex I missed that.  But when she opens her yap I try to avoid it anyway she projectile vomits her caaarrraaazzzyyy and afraid it might spread.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2013 08:19 AM (OCvUs)

106 Actually it wasn't a hand delivery... it was a hand-job delivery and they got lost on the way to Menendez's office... nothing to see here folks... move along... watch your step... but move along.

Posted by: Thatch at April 17, 2013 08:19 AM (qYvEa)

107 Hand delivering them? Did Joe Biden plan this crime?

To be fair, it is the Post Office, so it would be a reasonable assumption that nobody who actually wanted the envelopes to go where they were intended would use the PO.  Therefore, the letters would be assumed to be safe. 

Posted by: pep at April 17, 2013 08:19 AM (YXmuI)

108 I find your lack of stamps disturbing.

Posted by: Lord Vader at April 17, 2013 08:19 AM (cipri)

109 Jeez, I thought these guys went away after Obama healed the world.

Posted by: Shoot Me at April 17, 2013 08:20 AM (qiXMt)

110 Just another Major Media Moment of Glory, folks, nothing to be concerned about... Posted by: zsasz at April 17, 2013 12:19 PM (MMC8r) Yep. They sold a few more sleep number Beds and some boner pills.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 17, 2013 08:20 AM (l86i3)

111
It's Allah's will!

Posted by: Blind Sheik at April 17, 2013 08:20 AM (1lQzY)

112 so are toomey and manchin putting together a castor bean control bill? no one gets seeds without a background check? is it the culture of cultivating that is destroying America? I hear bloomberg is coming after you beans. homeland is buying up billions of bushels of castor beans.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 08:20 AM (Z9EHQ)

113 Oh, look.  Jay Carney's lying again.  his lips are moving.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2013 08:20 AM (lVPtV)

114

Still waiting on word as to whether it was Jasmine ricin, long, short or medium grain ricin, and we still have not determined whether it was whole-grain or enriched ricin.

 

I say it was a gluten-free hippie.  Find out if it was organic!

Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at April 17, 2013 08:20 AM (YxaXw)

115 Apparently they found a suspicious letter in Detroit as well. Carl Levin's office.

Posted by: Lauren at April 17, 2013 08:20 AM (wsGWu)

116 Zsasz, the iOS spell checker really interpolates your name.

Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2013 08:20 AM (7PjX7)

117 Clearly we need a national backpack registry and a ban on high-capacity bags.

Posted by: JEM at April 17, 2013 08:20 AM (o+SC1)

118 Software Evangelist - so that is what you can ....   anh  not going there. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2013 08:20 AM (OCvUs)

119 no more Rice-n-beans for me. The country literally couldn't survive my loss.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 17, 2013 08:20 AM (SO2Q8)

120 Even whackadoodles aren't using snail mail.

Posted by: Knave at April 17, 2013 08:21 AM (cipri)

121 'zup, my homies! I was lethal to cornerbacks too. Can someone loan me $20?

Posted by: Andre Rison at April 17, 2013 08:21 AM (Ec6wH)

122 @5,

See what happens when you go full Biden, this is why you never go full Biden.

More seriously, I hope none of our political leaders or their lackeys are hurt by these  - just because your a feckless pinhead does not warrant death by poison.

I think  it could be a dupe, someone of marginal intelligence being told he was helping out delivering messages to various politicians. I would not rule this out at this point. Al Qaeda used girls suffering from downs syndrome to do suicide attacks in Iraq after promising them puppies.

But then again, a majority of eligible and not eligible voters voted for TFG and Biden. 


Posted by: Penfold at April 17, 2013 08:21 AM (Fbt5B)

123 Anyone ever notice that this only happens to politicians? Not to other famous people?

Posted by: Jishin at April 17, 2013 08:21 AM (uk04h)

124 120 Even whackadoodles aren't using snail mail. Posted by: Knave at April 17, 2013 12:21 PM (cipri) Virtual ricin...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 08:21 AM (tqLft)

125 If I ever own a racehorse, I am so naming it "Suspicious Package."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 17, 2013 08:21 AM (knoK7)

126 apparently the weak link in the ricin plan was delivering letters to politicians. alarms really went off when someone tried giving one of the letters to biden's office - everyone knows he cannot read.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 08:22 AM (Z9EHQ)

127 Just a reminder, the FBI never solved the 2001 anthrax attack cases.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 17, 2013 08:22 AM (WvXvd)

128 Until we get more information, I'm still not fully convinced that the letters actually were laced with ricin.  Drudge had a link saying that 2 of 3 tests on the first letter came back negative / inconclusive.

Could be that there's something setting off a false positive.  Or not.  We don't know.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 17, 2013 08:22 AM (SY2Kh)

129 Good news.  Mooch is going to accompany Barky to Boston to heal the wounded. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2013 08:22 AM (lVPtV)

130 It's the weather. Washington Post said so.

Posted by: Mainah at April 17, 2013 08:22 AM (659DL)

131 Not a good day to send your rep a pot of beans.

Posted by: Knave at April 17, 2013 08:22 AM (cipri)

132 'Zsasz' is a Batman villain, whose character was named after a famous psychiatrist (Thomas Zsasz).

Posted by: zsasz at April 17, 2013 08:22 AM (MMC8r)

133 Serious Cat, yes. But, it was postmarked from Tenn. If you want to tie the two together, and without including a wider conspiracy: The letters have to be mailed first - on Sunday, not collected until Monday, then they hit the special sorting facility on Tuesday. Maybe a Saturday drop. Then, travel to Boston and afterwards wander around with a pack full of toxic letters, hand delivering them. Possible.

Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2013 12:17 PM (7PjX7)


Ok, so it is either tied together by a wider conspiracy or a coincidence of crazy attacks.  But NOT a copycat who saw the Boston attack on TV.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 17, 2013 08:22 AM (UypUQ)

134 31 #21 Shrimp fried ricin, please--and lots of duck sauce. I'll have the same with "Brown" ricin.

Posted by: Hair plugs Joe at April 17, 2013 08:22 AM (wR+pz)

135 UPDATE: Further investigation revealed that the suspect was actually an Occupy Wall Street hipster who was handing out Rice-A-Roni from his backpack.

And guns are bad.


Posted by: CNN at April 17, 2013 08:22 AM (Ul1S7)

136 Just a reminder, the FBI never solved the 2001 anthrax attack cases. Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 17, 2013 12:22 PM (WvXvd) I thought they had a suspect but the guy commited suicide in prison.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 17, 2013 08:23 AM (l86i3)

137 Let's assume this guy is white and he's anti-govt. Let's also assume that the authorities have known about this guy for a long time and have deemed him harmless. What better time to snatch up this guy than now? What better time to deflect attention from an Al Qeada-style bombing in Boston to a white anti-govt crank?

Posted by: soothsayer at April 17, 2013 08:23 AM (052zE)

138 Carney not answering questions about the letters. WABC interrupted Rush's  broadcast so this little idiot can tell us nothing at all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 17, 2013 08:23 AM (+z4pE)

139
We demand more money for the risk of delivering mail to President Bronco Bama, Congress, and Mary Cloggenstein.

Posted by: American Postal Workers Union at April 17, 2013 08:23 AM (1lQzY)

140 1 - Down the road, we've just begun 2 - The guards are through 3 - The major's men are on a spree 4 - Wodislaw and the major go through the door... Major Ricin-man...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 08:23 AM (tqLft)

141 If I ever own a racehorse, I am so naming it "Suspicious Package." Posted by: RedMindBlueState that is the name of obama's old "girlfriend" and, coinciedntally, the secet ervice codename for reggie love.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 08:23 AM (Z9EHQ)

142 Cynthia McKinney blames the police:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/cn2sk8z

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 17, 2013 08:23 AM (Hx5uv)

143 OSP - Yup. 

The FBI had a strong suspect in that case, a ‘person of interest’ with the requisite skillset and motivations, but that person, Bruce Ivins, committed suicide not long after he came under suspicion. Based on subsequent findings, the FBI is 99% certain Ivins is their guy. The remaining 1% uncertainty is due to the fact that Ivins is dead and is thus unable to confirm what investigators already know: he did it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 17, 2013 08:24 AM (fwARV)

144 Well, you know the ricin people aren't black, they don't lick anything.

Posted by: Sandy Fluk at April 17, 2013 08:24 AM (l86i3)

145 Stop!

Oh yes!

Wait a minute, Mr. Postman!

Posted by: Martha and the Vandellas at April 17, 2013 08:24 AM (+iA5G)

146 118 Software Evangelist - so that is what you can .... anh not going there. --- It's the self-given term for a woman whose job used to be going out and selling her company's software package. She got fired for being overly sensitive and getting a couple of programmers fired over a private conversation not involving her.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 17, 2013 08:24 AM (+x8q5)

147 I'd race against Suspicious Package any day. For a cash payout of course. Upfront.

Posted by: Andre Rison at April 17, 2013 08:24 AM (Ec6wH)

148 Hey, I had that in SF. Ricin Roni, with cheese. Yum.

Posted by: Hair plugs Joe at April 17, 2013 08:25 AM (wR+pz)

149 Are they sure it's not a congresscritter?

Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2013 12:13 PM (X6akg)

 

"Mr. President, we've identified the man responsible for distributing the ricin letters."

 

"You have?   Good!  Who was it?  Some demented right winger I hope?"

 

"Um... no, Mr. President."

 

"One of those nutjobs from Project Veritas?"

 

"No, sir."

 

"Oh shit, it's not Cynthia McKinney, is it?"

 

"NO, sir.   And I did say it was a MAN, Mr. President."

 

"Cynthia McKinney defies    all     classification, man.  She   might count as Martian, but she is definitely NOT a woman."

 

"... Sir, would you like to know who it is?"

 

"Will it make me happy or sad?"

 

"Um... I honestly don't know."

 

"Oh fine.  Whatever.   Who is it?"

 

"It's Vice President Biden, sir."

 

"What is?"

 

"The     disturbed man with the ricin letters."

 

"What about him."

 

"He's Joe Biden."

 

"Who is?"

 

"SIR, the man delivering the ricin-laced letters is Vice President Joseph Biden."

 

"You're serious?"


"As a heart attack, sir."

 

"Fuck."

 

"Yes, sir, i thought you'd say that."

 

"What the hell    was he thinking!?"

 

"We've tried to ask him that, sir, but his answers are less than encouraging."

 

"Why?  What does he say?"

 

"He says    someone he met at lunch asked him to deliver the letters   in exchange for a Buffalo Nickel and a half-eaten pack of Smarties."

 

"Well dammit, man, dust them for fingerprints!"

 

"Um... no, sir.   I mean the man the Vice President received the ltters from offered to GIVE THEM to Mr. Biden IN EXCHANGE FOR a buffalo nickel and a half-eaten pack of Smarties."

 

"Oh Jesus Christ."

 

"The vice President feels it was a reasonable exchange, sir."

 

"He BOUGHT a sack of ricin-laced letters and he thinks it was a GOOD thing?!"

 

"He claims he didn't know about the ricin beforehand, sir.   He says the man who transferred the ltters to him seemed very excited about them, and the Vice President being such a curious old fart wanted to know what    was so important."

 

"Did he at least get a description of the guy?"

 

"Yes sir."

 

"Please tell me he looks   like Rush Limbaugh."

 

"No, sir."

 

"Mark Levin?"

 

"No, sir."

 

"Jesus.  Mitt fucking Romney?"

 

"NO, sir."

 

"Then who!"

 

"Your uncle, sir. "

 

"what? Which one?   I've got too many damn relatives."

 

"Onyango Obama, sir."

 

"The drunk?"

 

"Yes, sir."

 

"Wasn't he deported?"

 

"No sir."

 

"Fuck my life."

 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 17, 2013 08:25 AM (4df7R)

150 Hollow point, yes. Until the Army lab makes the call - we gots nothing.

Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2013 08:25 AM (7PjX7)

151 140 1 - Down the road, we've just begun 2 - The guards are through 3 - The major's men are on a spree 4 - Wodislaw and the major go through the door... Major Ricin-man... --- Where's Donald Duck?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 17, 2013 08:25 AM (+x8q5)

152 Got my mojo ricin.

Posted by: Zombie Jim Morrison at April 17, 2013 08:25 AM (cipri)

153
Have they arrested a youtube anti-muzzie filmmaker yet?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2013 08:25 AM (mKNJE)

154

127Just a reminder, the FBI never solved the 2001 anthrax attack cases.

---

Well, this was pre-tea-party, so we couldn't figure out who to suspect

Posted by: FBI at April 17, 2013 08:25 AM (SO2Q8)

155 Whatever is left of Carney's soul must look like a shriveled raisin.  What a worthless, lying little fuck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2013 08:25 AM (lVPtV)

156 Dee-liver de letter, Dee sooner de better...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 08:25 AM (tqLft)

157 Just a reminder, the FBI never solved the 2001 anthrax attack cases.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 17, 2013 12:22 PM (WvXvd)


I thought they had a suspect but the guy commited suicide in prison.

***

The evidence against him was shaky at best.  He definitely was a weird guy with access to anthrax, though.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 17, 2013 08:25 AM (Hx5uv)

158

Good news. Mooch is going to accompany Barky to Boston to heal the wounded.

 

Yay!

Posted by: The Entire White House Staff at April 17, 2013 08:25 AM (mp+4g)

159 151 Where's Donald Duck? Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 17, 2013 12:25 PM (+x8q5) On Boylston Street with the Koran...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 08:26 AM (tqLft)

160 Software Evangelist - so that is what you can .... anh not going there.

Those who can't do, preach.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 17, 2013 08:26 AM (/kI1Q)

161 "Fuck my life."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 17, 2013 12:25 PM (4df7R)

You're the best.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 17, 2013 08:26 AM (fwARV)

162 158 Good news. Mooch is going to accompany Barky to Boston to heal the wounded. Yay! Posted by: The Entire White House Staff at April 17, 2013 12:25 PM (mp+4g) Let me know when they grow their limbs back.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 08:26 AM (tqLft)

163 Ya know, ricin and paste is good eatin'!

Posted by: Special Joe Biden at April 17, 2013 08:27 AM (lVPtV)

164 Was it Uncle Ben's Ricin?

Posted by: Concern Troll at April 17, 2013 08:27 AM (Ul1S7)

165 Is rice in the same as ann thrax?

Posted by: Caustic at April 17, 2013 08:27 AM (/b8+5)

166 OK, I'll be the first to retardedly suggest that printers be banned. No printers = no suspicious letters.

Posted by: Whatev at April 17, 2013 08:27 AM (A7Wh1)

167 To sum up, we have no indication as to who might be behind this, other than them being white, male, and Republican.

Posted by: Uncle Chris Matthews' Cartoon Carnival at April 17, 2013 08:27 AM (MMC8r)

168

Let's assume this guy is white and he's anti-govt

 

No, let's not. 

Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at April 17, 2013 08:27 AM (YxaXw)

169 Another suspicious package found outside a Wells Fargo bank in Atlanta.

Posted by: Lauren at April 17, 2013 08:28 AM (wsGWu)

170 The whole idea is to keep the Right on its heels, on the defensive. A white American in custody will do just that -- keep the Right busy defending itself because of the odd behavior of some white American weirdo. It's what I'd do if I were the Obama admin.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 17, 2013 08:28 AM (KwX0v)

171 Heather and Brandon, so what wouldn't she do for someone to download? 

Oh wait, don't answer that!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2013 08:28 AM (OCvUs)

172

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 17, 2013 12:25 PM

 

LMAO!  You absolutely have to come to the next Boston area Moron Meetup (TM). 

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 17, 2013 08:28 AM (knoK7)

173 Uh oh MWR that is some rant there you did. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2013 08:28 AM (OCvUs)

174 It is time this nation had a serious talk about backpacks.

Posted by: Knave at April 17, 2013 08:28 AM (cipri)

175 @165, no, curious.  Ann thrax?  lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2013 08:28 AM (lVPtV)

176

It would have been smarter for this guy to fax the letters to the White House. 

 

Boom -  right  past the security guards.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 17, 2013 08:28 AM (CJjw5)

177 Yesterday they had the most suspicious package calls ever in NYC.

People are very jumpy.

Posted by: Caustic at April 17, 2013 08:28 AM (/b8+5)

178 Drudge goes there-- Weiner's poll rising in NYC mayor race...

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2013 08:29 AM (r2PLg)

179 How could someone get a backpack close enough to hand deliver letters to Congress? This does not add up. It does not compute.

Posted by: Baldy at April 17, 2013 08:29 AM (opS9C)

180 Let me know when they grow their limbs back.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 12:26 PM (tqLft)

 

There those doctors go again, cutting off peoples' feet to make more money.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 17, 2013 08:29 AM (ggRof)

181 I blame Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh for these incidents and the SSS should detain him immediatelly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 17, 2013 08:29 AM (90aTA)

182 This is where the KosKids expect us to cheer in support.

Not a cheer of support.   More  like a yawn of indifference.

Just speaking for  myself,  of course.    I'm letting it burn.

Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2013 08:29 AM (KXm42)

183 Ricin-a-Roni, The Foggy Bottom Treat!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 08:29 AM (tqLft)

184 Fold, spindle, mutilate, Ricin Krispies...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 08:29 AM (tqLft)

185 The FBI pursued one guy falsely and had a weak case wrt to Ivins. They might be 99% sure, but their for it case sucked and would have never gone to trial.

Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2013 08:29 AM (sTfkB)

186 169 Another suspicious package found outside a Wells Fargo bank in Atlanta.

Posted by: Lauren at April 17, 2013 12:28 PM (wsGWu)


 Everything is gonna look suspicious now. I wouldn't bring my lunch to work if I were any of you....Bag/carrier could look questionable

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at April 17, 2013 08:29 AM (9+ccr)

187 Clearly we need a national backpack registry and a ban on high-capacity bags. Tiny eight-year-old Chinese students in my area hard hit.

Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2013 08:29 AM (FcR7P)

188 Uncle Onyango's Perverted brand ricin?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2013 08:29 AM (OCvUs)

189 Was it Uncle Ben's Ricin? Racist.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 17, 2013 08:30 AM (T0NGe)

190 NYC!! NYC!!

Posted by: curiously caustic at April 17, 2013 08:30 AM (lVPtV)

191 We've been getting suspicious letters pretty frequently lately. The suspicious part is there's no money inside.

Posted by: The RNC at April 17, 2013 08:30 AM (MMC8r)

192 Did someone say suspicious package?

Posted by: Chaz Bono at April 17, 2013 08:30 AM (+iA5G)

193 I've been getting suspicious notes attached to my storm door recently. They allege to be from companies and services that will apply chemicals to my lawn. Should I dial 911?

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at April 17, 2013 08:30 AM (Qxe/p)

194 Why would anyone NEED a 6 quart pressure cooker? No one person could eat that much pot roast! Mayor Doom-kopf.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 08:31 AM (tqLft)

195 pressure cooker registry here we come. no more concealed carry on pressure cookers. naturally, no one is concerned about inner city pressure cookers, only those in the suburbs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 08:31 AM (Z9EHQ)

196

I'm yours, signed, sealed, delivered!

COD though, if that's all good with you.

Posted by: In on the Andre Rison fun at April 17, 2013 08:31 AM (YxaXw)

197 It's the weather. Washington Post said so.

I'm a reasonable man, but this heat is making me crazy ...

Posted by: Colonel Nathan Jessup at April 17, 2013 08:31 AM (nbX4o)

198 Thank God we have a compenent person as President rather then that idiot Bush. We would really be in trouble and Bush would do something stupid like starting another war.

Posted by: LaQuisha Dumbass at April 17, 2013 08:31 AM (90aTA)

199 How could someone get a backpack close enough to hand deliver letters to Congress? This does not add up. It does not compute. These are not the facts you're looking for...

Posted by: Jedi MFM Tricks at April 17, 2013 08:31 AM (FcR7P)

200 Hey, I know. Let's all go out and drop backpacks full of newspaper all over the place. First Backpack on CNN wins.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 17, 2013 08:31 AM (l86i3)

201 It was not me. Yet...

Posted by: Howard Dean at April 17, 2013 08:31 AM (Cs2tJ)

202 I was told I would get to open the suspicious packages.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at April 17, 2013 08:31 AM (cipri)

203 new rule, pressure cookers are only allowed if you are cooking pork.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 08:31 AM (Z9EHQ)

204 189 Was it Uncle Ben's Ricin? Racist. Posted by: AmishDude at April 17, 2013 12:30 PM (T0NGe) From Uncle Ted's (Kaczinski) Cabin...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 08:32 AM (tqLft)

205 After backpack control, it's time for envelope control.

Posted by: Nanny State Squad at April 17, 2013 08:32 AM (RhOOg)

206

Yesterday they had the most suspicious package calls ever in NYC.

 

 

Dammit, stop looking at me like that!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 17, 2013 08:32 AM (5iuEW)

207 195 pressure cooker registry here we come.

no more concealed carry on pressure cookers.

naturally, no one is concerned about inner city pressure cookers, only those in the suburbs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 12:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

Yes, but they'll still be able to get pressure cookers illegally won't they?

Posted by: Caustic at April 17, 2013 08:32 AM (/b8+5)

208 Ok, MWR, that was fucking funny. I was gonna ding you for a post of that length, but then I did a very un-Moron thing, I read it. Funny as hell.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 17, 2013 08:32 AM (da5Wo)

209 203 new rule, pressure cookers are only allowed if you are cooking pork.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 12:31 PM (Z9EHQ)



Oh good cuz I bought a pork butt yesterday and was going to slap it in the slow cooker tomorrow.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 17, 2013 08:32 AM (X6akg)

210 15 If this is connected to the Boston bombing, things are beginning to sound less lone-wolfy.

Posted by: Mindy is standing on her head because the world is upside down at April 17, 2013 12:08 PM (wk9P4)


Yesterday the great and wunderbar Claire McCaskill (MO)...whom I did not hold the door open for at a DC restaurant and hurt her ego...said the letters were from "someone who sends these letters frequently to lawmakers." So they know who is. Same article in Politico stated the letter (to Senator Wicker) was from Tennessee.


Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 08:33 AM (baL2B)

211 Another suspicious package found outside a Wells Fargo bank in Atlanta.

We're gonna have EOD crews blowing up packages full of toys, dirty laundry, and paper mache volcanoes for months...

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 17, 2013 08:33 AM (/gHaE)

212 Baldy, you can walk right in to their offices. The metal detectors and bag X-rays aren't going to flag powdered envelopes. If you have ever seen the volume of crazy shit Congressional offices get, you would despair.

Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2013 08:33 AM (3tFLC)

213 Didn't Jim Rice once play for the Red Sox? Just sayin'...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 08:33 AM (tqLft)

214 Yesterday they had the most suspicious package calls ever in NYC. Dammit,stop looking at me like that! Posted by: Anthony simply another slow day in the meatpacking district .

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 08:33 AM (Z9EHQ)

215 Time to ban the USPS.

Posted by: Knave at April 17, 2013 08:33 AM (cipri)

216
Slapping the pork butt just slips right on by?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2013 08:34 AM (mKNJE)

217 Oh good cuz I bought a pork butt yesterday and was going to slap it in the slow cooker tomorrow.

Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2013 12:32 PM (X6akg)



Pretty sure there's a dirty joke in there....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 17, 2013 08:34 AM (da5Wo)

218 PurpAv, leftist paper mÁche puppet heads hardest hit.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2013 08:34 AM (OCvUs)

219 Yes, but they'll still be able to get pressure cookers illegally won't they? Posted by: Caustic at April I am going long on black market / pre ban pressure cookers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 08:34 AM (Z9EHQ)

220 Yesterday the great and wunderbar Claire McCaskill (MO)...whom I did not hold the door open for at a DC restaurant and hurt her ego

***

You're my hero.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 17, 2013 08:34 AM (Hx5uv)

221 164 Was it Uncle Ben's Ricin? White converted, no doubt! http://tinyurl.com/d2lxesy

Posted by: Hair plugs Joe at April 17, 2013 08:35 AM (wR+pz)

222 CNN Breaking news Source: "substantial progress" in Boston Law enforcement source:"significant" development in case.

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2013 08:35 AM (r2PLg)

223

203new rule, pressure cookers are only allowed if you are cooking pork.

---

Hey, wait a minute there

Posted by: Pressure cooking Jew at April 17, 2013 08:35 AM (SO2Q8)

224 Why do we get all the stupidest trolls? We don't even get the trolls who've graduated from the George Soros School of Trolling for Fun & Profit.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at April 17, 2013 08:35 AM (7ObY1)

225 Slapping the pork butt just slips right on by?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2013 12:34 PM (mKNJE)



Actually, I'm looking for a good rub for it too. 




Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 17, 2013 08:35 AM (X6akg)

226
We're gonna have EOD crews blowing up packages full of toys, dirty laundry, and paper mache volcanoes for months...

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 17, 2013 12:33 PM (/gHaE)


This.

This morning they shut down Seattle because of a package someone just had to report. Thing looked like a lunch bag to me but, we're part of the national trendiness...We're just like Boston!


Posted by: Howard Dean at April 17, 2013 08:36 AM (Cs2tJ)

227 Weiner's going to take over for nanny.  Around these parts it's a foregone conclusion just like he took over for Rudy.  He'll just embrace him and claim that he's the right guy and vote for him, just like rudy did to nanny. 

People are just accepting it like it's a done deal.

Posted by: Caustic at April 17, 2013 08:36 AM (/b8+5)

228 fyi soviet pressure cookers do not have very accurate temperature and pressure controls but they are built to last - you can bury one in the mud, leave it outside in the rain and snow all winter, kick off the grunge, throw it on the counter and it is good to go.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 08:36 AM (Z9EHQ)

229 Slapping the pork butt just slips right on by? Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2013 12:34 PM (mKNJE) Actually, I'm looking for a good rub for it too. Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2013 12:35 PM (X6akg) I like to skewer it myself.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 17, 2013 08:36 AM (l86i3)

230 194 Why would anyone NEED a 6 quart pressure cooker? No one person could eat that much pot roast! Mayor Doom-kopf. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 12:31 PM (tqLft) Okay, you made me lol really hard

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 17, 2013 08:36 AM (RLdcX)

231 Suspicious Envelopes is a lesser-known Elvis song.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 17, 2013 08:36 AM (nbX4o)

232 Ann Ricin, isn't she a famous author or something?  Interview with a Software Evangelist I think.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2013 08:36 AM (OCvUs)

233 223 CNN just told us Simple Simon was out playing postman, too.

Posted by: zsasz at April 17, 2013 08:37 AM (MMC8r)

234 Was it Uncle Ben's Ricin? Racist. And it was a box of Uncle Ben's Racist Rice that made Tony Soprano black out in the famous "reverse-action" scene, right after he warned his daughter Meadow's ditsoon boyfriend not to come around no more.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at April 17, 2013 08:37 AM (7ObY1)

235 Hey, wait a minute there Posted by: Pressure cooking Jew gonna make an omelette gottsa break some eggs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 08:37 AM (Z9EHQ)

236 203new rule, pressure cookers are only allowed if you are cooking pork. --- Hey, wait a minute there Posted by: Pressure cooking Jew And here!

Posted by: Pressure-cooking Muslim at April 17, 2013 08:37 AM (FcR7P)

237 If he was serious he would have used Fedex.

Posted by: Knave at April 17, 2013 08:38 AM (cipri)

238 Ann Ricin, isn't she a famous author or something? Interview with a Software Evangelist I think. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2013 12:36 PM (OCvUs) I think it was the Programmer LeStat.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 17, 2013 08:38 AM (l86i3)

239 The evidence against him was shaky at best. He definitely was a weird guy with access to anthrax, though.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 17, 2013 12:25 PM (Hx5uv)


Fond memories of a busy emergency department, Central Florida during those anthrax days. Hypochondriacs came often thinking they had the anthrax. Staff had to post a sign at triage of symptoms and that they probably did not have it, etc. They came anyway and were seen, of course.


Hope they catch all of the crazies soon so I can get something accomplished around here (husband seconds this motion).

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 08:38 AM (baL2B)

240

CNN

Breaking news

Source: "substantial progress" in Boston

Law enforcement source:"significant" development in case.

 

 

Trapped  in the airport, are we?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 17, 2013 08:38 AM (+z4pE)

241 *flinging cereal toward Congress*

Two-sccops!!! Two scoops!!!

*tackled by Capitol police*

Posted by: Ricin Bran Cereal's big sun mascot at April 17, 2013 08:38 AM (d9Hgu)

242 Events like this always bring out the crazies.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 17, 2013 08:38 AM (ZPrif)

243 Actually, I'm looking for a good rub for it too. *this comment deleted*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 17, 2013 08:39 AM (FcR7P)

244 Posted by: Pressure-cooking Muslim at April 17, 2013 12:37 PM (FcR7P) How do you pressure cook a muslim?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 17, 2013 08:39 AM (l86i3)

245 unless things have changed, you can't take sealed envelopes past security at the congressional office buildings. it was a huge pain in the ass when I was tasked with that. now, i have people that make such things happen.

Posted by: DCPensFan at April 17, 2013 08:40 AM (ma/2m)

246 Drudge goes there--

Weiner's poll rising in NYC mayor race...

Posted by: tasker

***

 

If he loses will they say:

Voters Find Weiner Hard to Swallow

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 17, 2013 08:40 AM (uhftQ)

247

This smells like OWS scum.

 

Cleveland freaks try to blow the bridge.

 

Hasseling commercial operations.

 

Masked hoodies with masks smashing things.  ..Just curious.

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 17, 2013 08:40 AM (H3SNW)

248

Why would anyone NEED a 6 quart pressure cooker? No one person could eat that much pot roast!

 

 

I beg to differ.

Posted by: Chris Christie at April 17, 2013 08:40 AM (5iuEW)

249

Pat Toomey is now bragging on Twitter that the PA District Attorney's Assn supports his amendment.

Wow has this guy turned out to be a disappointment.

Posted by: Jay in PA at April 17, 2013 08:40 AM (3LaGb)

250 "We're exempt from the law" "We have the right to disarm you" Thankfully this guy had a camera recording. (Guy open carrying AR15 in Texas gets stopped and disarmed and arrested by POS cops.) http://tinyurl.com/calvcvq

Posted by: RWC at April 17, 2013 08:40 AM (fWAjv)

251 How do you pressure cook a muslim?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 17, 2013 12:39 PM (l86i3)




From 30,000 feet....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 17, 2013 08:41 AM (da5Wo)

252 If he was serious he would have used Fedex. and a stack of twenties. But that would be like going hunting in a petting zoo.

Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2013 08:41 AM (FcR7P)

253 I just snacked on Ricin Chex. Did you know they are glutton free?

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 08:41 AM (baL2B)

254 Hand delivering them? Did Joe Biden plan this crime?

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 17, 2013 12:06 PM (Hx5uv)

Thread winner.

Posted by: tangonine at April 17, 2013 08:41 AM (x3YFz)

255

245Posted by: Pressure-cooking Muslim at April 17, 2013 12:37 PM (FcR7P)

How do you pressure cook a muslim?

---

First you rendition him to a black site...

Posted by: Dick Cheyney's warcock at April 17, 2013 08:41 AM (SO2Q8)

256 245 How do you pressure cook a muslim? Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 17, 2013 12:39 PM (l86i3) For Shepherd's Pie, first peel two shepherds...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 08:41 AM (tqLft)

257 Dcpensfan, the rules probably say that, but I've never had my bag, much less my folders within opened.

Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2013 08:42 AM (3tFLC)

258

From 30,000 feet....

 

I was going to post that exact response....spooky.

Posted by: The Entire White House Staff at April 17, 2013 08:42 AM (mp+4g)

259 I read somewhere in comments that a news station, based on pictures they saw, went out and bought one of the pressure cookers. 

Posted by: Caustic at April 17, 2013 08:43 AM (/b8+5)

260 248
This smells like OWS scum.

Cleveland freaks try to blow the bridge.

Hasseling commercial operations.

Masked hoodies with masks smashing things. ..Just curious.

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 17, 2013 12:40 PM (H3SNW)


Yes, but they are Dem constituents! And Nanny Pelosi said they were wonderful and fresh (or something she lisped through her veneers).

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 08:43 AM (baL2B)

261 213 Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2013 12:33 PM (3tFLC) ------- Thanks. That is disturbing.

Posted by: Baldy at April 17, 2013 08:43 AM (opS9C)

262 Probably should have done so, just to get the sock off.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 17, 2013 08:43 AM (mp+4g)

263 254 I just snacked on Ricin Chex. Did you know they are glutton free?

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 12:41 PM (baL2B)


I am addicted to their new cinnamon rice chex.  Addicted!

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 17, 2013 08:43 AM (X6akg)

264 Potok has a funny face, like some sort of small animal. Brain fart, can't think of  the it.

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 17, 2013 08:44 AM (H3SNW)

265 wouldn't a more effective delivery system be to put the ricin into some dominican teen hooker cooters?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 17, 2013 08:44 AM (SO2Q8)

266 259 From 30,000 feet....

I was going to post that exact response....spooky.

Posted by: The Entire White House Staff at April 17, 2013 12:42 PM (mp+4g)


It is not unusual for moron thinkers to have transcendent thoughts even with tinfoil hats.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 08:44 AM (baL2B)

267 This smells like OWS scum.

Cleveland freaks try to blow the bridge.

Hasseling commercial operations.

Masked hoodies with masks smashing things. ..Just curious.

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 17, 2013 12:40 PM (H3SNW)



If it is, watch how fast the MFM goes - Boston bombing? What Boston bombing?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 17, 2013 08:44 AM (1Jaio)

268 If he loses will they say: Voters Find Weiner Hard to Swallow Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 17, 2013 12:40 PM (uhftQ) ******** Heh, I hope so.

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2013 08:44 AM (r2PLg)

269 What is with Drudge's headline pic?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 17, 2013 08:44 AM (da5Wo)

270 Pat Toomey is now bragging on Twitter that the PA District Attorney's Assn supports his amendment. omg THAT bunch of pedobears?!?!?! wow.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 17, 2013 08:45 AM (2up3Q)

271 Will Ricin make this flu go away? I'm willing to try anything. Dear Lord, I thought flu season was over. I blame this on the teabaggers and bush and guns.

Posted by: spypeach at April 17, 2013 08:45 AM (6xG9/)

272 It is not unusual for moron thinkers to have transcendent thoughts even with tinfoil hats.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 12:44 PM (baL2B)



Tinfoil? Pffft...piker. Try lead-lined.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 17, 2013 08:45 AM (da5Wo)

273

272Will Ricin make this flu go away? I'm willing to try anything.

---

Yes, if you don't mind the side effects...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 17, 2013 08:46 AM (SO2Q8)

274 ricin smicin. if the ricin guy was serious everyone knows he would have had it in a pressure cooker.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 08:46 AM (Z9EHQ)

275 265 Potok has a funny face, like some sort of small animal. Brain fart, can't think of the it. Posted by: tony redenzo at April 17, 2013 12:44 PM (H3SNW) Lemur with Down's Syndrome

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 08:47 AM (tqLft)

276 omg Marco Rubio is whining like a bitch on Twitter right now

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 17, 2013 08:47 AM (2up3Q)

277 265 Potok has a funny face, like some sort of small animal. Brain fart, can't think of the it.



He resembles a type of weasel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2013 08:47 AM (lVPtV)

278 omg Marco Rubio is whining like a bitch on Twitter right now Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 17, 2013 12:47 PM (2up3Q) Link?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 17, 2013 08:47 AM (l86i3)

279 @ Caustic

I don't think Weiner is an automatic replacement for Bloomie.  Christine Quinn is gonna want her quid pro quo for letting Bloomie get his third term.

Posted by: Penfold at April 17, 2013 08:48 AM (Fbt5B)

280 Tinfoil? Pffft...piker. Try lead-lined.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 17, 2013 12:45 PM (da5Wo)

Faraday cage, bitches!

Posted by: tangonine at April 17, 2013 08:48 AM (x3YFz)

281 Ricists!

Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2013 08:48 AM (FcR7P)

282 81 CNN, as usually, is full of shit O/T ish: CNN "Expert" (hahahahahahahah, *wipes tear*) reports that pressure cooker bombs are the signature of right wing tearrorists. 'Cause we right wingers buy and cook food in bulk? W. T. F.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 17, 2013 08:48 AM (VqPl2)

283 i always thought the anthrax letters were from a foreign source, and connected to the airliner attacks of 9/11. It would not surprise me if people merge the ricin and the Boston bombing in their minds too, and thereby perceive  bigger, more widespread threat than there is.

Posted by: Baldy at April 17, 2013 08:49 AM (opS9C)

284 Pat Toomey is now bragging on Twitter that the PA District Attorney's Assn supports his amendment.
Wow has this guy turned out to be a disappointment.

Posted by: Jay in PA

***

 

He's proud of an amendment that will allow the registration of firearms and destroy reciprocity? What a f*ckwitt.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 17, 2013 08:49 AM (uhftQ)

285 268 Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 17, 2013 12:44 PM (1Jaio) Kathy Boudin becomes a professor at NYU and Columbia the same week as the hideous Redford movie glorifying the Weatherman. Hmmm......

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 08:49 AM (tqLft)

286 283 Tinfoil? Pffft...piker. Try lead-lined.


Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 17, 2013 12:45 PM (da5Wo)

--------------------------

Faraday cage, bitches!

Posted by: tangonine at April 17, 2013 12:48 PM (x3YFz)



Yeah, like you're gonna score any chicks with that on your head.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 17, 2013 08:49 AM (da5Wo)

287 278 omg Marco Rubio is whining like a bitch on Twitter right now

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 17, 2013 12:47 PM (2up3Q)


Thank your lucky stars it's not on video. I can only stand to see that foam form at the corners of his mouth once in my life.


Posted by: Attila at April 17, 2013 08:49 AM (Cs2tJ)

288 I think Jeff Dahmer had a pressure cooker.

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 17, 2013 08:49 AM (H3SNW)

289 apparently obama got a letter with suspicious contents as well. rumor is it is some sort of flaky material used for removing dirt and or grime which somehow gets on your hands.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 08:49 AM (Z9EHQ)

290 Drudge goes there-- Weiner's poll rising in NYC mayor race...
Posted by: tasker
***

If he loses will they say:
Voters Find Weiner Hard to Swallow

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 17, 2013 12:40 PM (uhftQ)

 

Voters get the shaft

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 17, 2013 08:49 AM (nTgAI)

291 Where do I have to go to register a high capacity appliance? My toaster oven takes six slices.

Posted by: vivi at April 17, 2013 08:49 AM (m2oDh)

292 Report that claims #immigrationreform gives immigrants free cell phones is false & reckless sorry I don't know how to link a tweet

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 17, 2013 08:49 AM (2up3Q)

293 CNN "Expert" (hahahahahahahah, *wipes tear*) reports that pressure cooker bombs are the signature of right wing tearrorists.
'Cause we right wingers buy and cook food in bulk? W. T. F.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 17, 2013 12:48 PM (VqPl2)

told ya'll.  'em hippies are gonna be comin' full speed at this.

Posted by: tangonine at April 17, 2013 08:49 AM (x3YFz)

294 Tweet back to Rubio, No mas

Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2013 08:50 AM (3tFLC)

295 I am addicted to their new cinnamon rice chex. Addicted!

Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2013 12:43 PM (X6akg)


Will have to try. Thanks! Cinnamon controls blood sugar or something. I sort of crave spicy barbeque or ruffled cheddar garlic rice chex, and may have to invent those as well to have after the cinnamon sweet ones. Then alternate all day long, as gluten free and those calories don't count...especially when the bizarro world is upside down and the world is ending anyway. This gives me sort of a c'est la vie! Fat people will survive famine! Eat more ricin chex!

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 08:50 AM (baL2B)

296

What happens to a dream deferred?

Does it dry up

like ricin in the sun?

Posted by: Zombie Langston Hughes at April 17, 2013 08:50 AM (eYx/w)

297 We can't go on together

with suspicious bags

Posted by: Elvis Presley at April 17, 2013 08:50 AM (+iA5G)

298 During the anthrax scare, a friend of mine was microwaving his mail to cleanse it in the unlikely event that it was contaminated. Not a big deal, until that AOL CD went in the oven....., fire followed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 17, 2013 08:51 AM (aDwsi)

299 Jay Mohr; The Second Amendment must go. Like my career.

Dumbass.

Posted by: Marcus at April 17, 2013 08:51 AM (GGCsk)

300 i always thought the anthrax letters were from a foreign source, and connected to the airliner attacks of 9/11. me three this is so weirdly similar. I don't believe anyone "claimed credit" for 9/11 we connected those dots later, right? I swear if they don't have a group of guys wearing "Al Queada" tee shirts standing arm and arm they're NEVER going to say it's not a "lone wolf."

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 17, 2013 08:51 AM (2up3Q)

301 I just reported Diane Feinstein as a suspicious looking bag.

Posted by: Attila at April 17, 2013 08:52 AM (Cs2tJ)

302 The FBI pursued one guy falsely and had a weak case wrt to Ivins. They might be 99% sure, but their for it case sucked and would have never gone to trial.

It was Ivins.  He was a nut who never should've been allowed access to dangerous materials.

Committing suicide after the authorities start questioning you is as good as a confession in my book.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 17, 2013 08:52 AM (SY2Kh)

303 Twitter


Worldwide Trends
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    #AlbertoLezaunEnHitFM
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    Presidenta del TSJ
    Ricin
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    M&G

Posted by: Baldy at April 17, 2013 08:52 AM (opS9C)

304 I especially like how Marco called them all "immigrants" now. not even "undocumented" anymore, huh?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 17, 2013 08:53 AM (2up3Q)

305 The comments in this thread are epic. Even for AoSHQ.

Posted by: Marcus at April 17, 2013 08:53 AM (GGCsk)

306 Hammer, spores are tough - autoclave maybe

Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2013 08:53 AM (3tFLC)

307 and a stack of twenties. But that would be like going hunting in a petting zoo.

Posted by: t-bird

***

 

I prefer a heavy petting zoo myself.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 17, 2013 08:53 AM (uhftQ)

308 Kathy Boudin becomes a professor at NYU and Columbia the same week as the hideous Redford movie glorifying the Weatherman.

Hmmm......


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 12:49 PM (tqLft)



Funny how the left glorifies that bunch but people who don't want to pay exorbitant taxes or fund an ever growing and corrupt welfare state are vilified. It just shows how twisted their minds are

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 17, 2013 08:53 AM (1Jaio)

309 The comments in this thread are epic. Even for AoSHQ.
======

It's a keeper..., wait...., may have to burn the evidence.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 17, 2013 08:54 AM (aDwsi)

310 Blaze Reader Finds Curious Pre-Blast Video From Boston Marathon — We’ve Sent It to the FBI



Interesting....could be nothing, as they say, but the guy also had his hood pulled up....video;



http://tinyurl.com/bmf4anq

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 17, 2013 08:54 AM (X6akg)

311 For those who might be wondering, that is not ricin in my meat flaps!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 17, 2013 08:54 AM (YYyqq)

312 Everything is going down on Wall Street.

Posted by: Knave at April 17, 2013 08:54 AM (cipri)

313 Not a big deal, until that AOL CD went in the oven....

Oh man, at my second job we used to fight over whose turn it was to destroy old data CDs.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 17, 2013 08:54 AM (/kI1Q)

314 304 I just reported Diane Feinstein as a suspicious looking bag. shoots.........he SCORES!!!!!!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 17, 2013 08:55 AM (VqPl2)

315 can you make ricin with a 3D printer?

Posted by: soothsayer at April 17, 2013 08:55 AM (39q3n)

316 attilla i tweeted your comment...you should win something for that

Posted by: phoenixgirl, taking the Bible waaaayyyy too seriously at April 17, 2013 08:55 AM (VChwo)

317 Oh man, at my second job we used to fight over whose turn it was to destroy old data CDs.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 17, 2013 12:54 PM (/kI1Q)



So what was your preferred method?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 17, 2013 08:55 AM (da5Wo)

318 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 17, 2013 12:25 PM (4df7R) Brava!

Posted by: baldilocks at April 17, 2013 08:55 AM (Su0W2)

319 303 Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 17, 2013 12:51 PM (2up3Q) --- I think Al Qaeda claimed resp for 9/11 (months ? years ?)  later. Can't remember.

Posted by: Baldy at April 17, 2013 08:55 AM (opS9C)

320 Jay Mohr; The Second Amendment must go. Like my career. Dumbass. Posted by: Marcus at April 17, 2013 in the article the refer to him as "jerry mcguire actor", so I am guessing he is desperate enough for work and or attention that if going against the bill of rights is not enough to kickstart his career he is off for some quick gay-for-pay-porn in the valley, probably a double feature with jim carey.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 08:55 AM (Z9EHQ)

321 I prefer a heavy petting zoo myself. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale ewe are so hot

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 08:56 AM (Z9EHQ)

322 So what was your preferred method?

Oh, we used the nuker in the break area.  So much fun.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 17, 2013 08:56 AM (/kI1Q)

323 Hollow point, he had issues, but he didn't have access to the right tools to do the job. And no physical evidence of any kind was linked to him. It would virtually impossible for a nation state to clean up the residue of a spore drying operation - where is it?

Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2013 08:57 AM (VHfsw)

324 I went to Slate because of a headline that said "Study Shows Weiner Comes Second" but it was only about the mayoral race in NYC. 

Posted by: vivi at April 17, 2013 08:57 AM (m2oDh)

325 everything is going down on wall street except my secretary.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 08:57 AM (Z9EHQ)

326 Voters get the shaft

Posted by: The Jackhole

***

Weiner Beaten

 

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 17, 2013 08:57 AM (uhftQ)

327

--- I think Al Qaeda claimed resp for 9/11 (months ? years ?) later. Can't remember.

 

They got pretty pissy when people started attributing all their hard work to the Jews, IIRC.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 17, 2013 08:58 AM (mp+4g)

328 apparently there are some wikileaks cables from huma disputing the whole weiner comes second claim.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 08:58 AM (Z9EHQ)

329 #304. Thread winner.

Posted by: vivi at April 17, 2013 08:58 AM (m2oDh)

330 So, has Walter White been visiting the DC area?

Posted by: Sphynx at April 17, 2013 08:58 AM (OZmbA)

331 Oh, we used the nuker in the break area. So much fun.
=======

Note to self: Adjust to cold lunches.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 17, 2013 08:59 AM (aDwsi)

332

304 I just reported Diane Feinstein as a suspicious looking bag.

 

THREAD WINNA.

 

Also, I just had a co-worker ask me what the difference is between uploading and downloading a file on an FTP server.

 

FML.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 17, 2013 08:59 AM (4df7R)

333 Voters get the shaft
Posted by: The Jackhole
***
Weiner Beaten

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 17, 2013 12:57 PM (uhftQ)

Bwahahahaaa !

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 17, 2013 09:00 AM (nTgAI)

334 omg Marco Rubio is a whineying like a little bitch on Twitter right now

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 17, 2013 12:47 PM (2up3Q)

FTFY

Posted by: tangonine at April 17, 2013 09:00 AM (x3YFz)

335 He tried emailing the suspicious substance at first, but couldn't get that damned attachment-thingy to work right.

He did a trial first: he scanned the container of ricin and sent the JPEG to Rush Limbaugh, but nothing happened.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 17, 2013 09:00 AM (B/VB5)

336 Everything is going down on Wall Street.

Posted by: Knave at April 17, 2013 12:54 PM (cipri) ]

 

Like Sandy   Fluke   in a college football locker room.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 17, 2013 09:00 AM (4df7R)

337 thehell?  damn u firefox!

Posted by: tangonine at April 17, 2013 09:00 AM (x3YFz)

338 Like Sandy Fluke in a college football locker room.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 17, 2013 01:00 PM (4df7R)

Like Obama on his limo driver (YES I SAID IT!)

Posted by: tangonine at April 17, 2013 09:01 AM (x3YFz)

339 Anyone see those pictures on 4chan? Somebody has to know who those people are. F**ckers.

Posted by: Marcus at April 17, 2013 09:01 AM (GGCsk)

340 Voters get the shaft Posted by: The Jackhole *** Weiner Beaten
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 17, 2013 12:57 PM (uhftQ)
Bwahahahaaa !

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 17, 2013 01:00 PM (nTgAI)

 

How about :  Weiner beaten, but comes close. Says, "it was hard"

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 17, 2013 09:01 AM (nTgAI)

341 Voters give Wiener his comeuppance

Posted by: imp at April 17, 2013 09:01 AM (zERR1)

342 Hollow point, he had issues, but he didn't have access to the right tools to do the job.

He was a published researcher who had unrestricted access to the strain of anthrax used.  It was him.

The only reason they didn't zero in on Ivins sooner was because the FBI agent running the investigation was focused exclusively on the wrong guy.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 17, 2013 09:03 AM (SY2Kh)

343 I can only stand to see that foam form at the corners of his mouth once in my life.

--

Oh gawd, that's such a gross affliction.  Worse?  Spit strings.  Those saliva strings that traverse one's lips in a vertical fashion.  I used to sit next to a girl in junior high who had spit strings and it became most apparent when she drank milk at lunch.  Milky spit strings.  Ruined me forever. 

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 17, 2013 09:03 AM (3V9LU)

344 Going down... Like Hillary on Janet Neapolitan?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 17, 2013 09:03 AM (VqPl2)

345 313 Blaze Reader Finds Curious Pre-Blast Video From Boston Marathon — We’ve Sent It to the FBI

Interesting....could be nothing, as they say, but the guy also had his hood pulled up....video;

http://tinyurl.com/bmf4anq

Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2013 12:54 PM (X6akg)


He does look like a beast of burden. I am so 'tarded I first focused on the guy with the mike who looked drunk.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 09:04 AM (baL2B)

346 "Weiner blames impotent campaign for failure   to    come from behind   and take   Mayor's seat: 'We went soft where we should have gone hard on the issues!'"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 17, 2013 09:04 AM (4df7R)

347

How about : Weiner beaten, but comes close. Says, "it was hard"

***

 

Weiner Goes Down

Weiner Worked Hard, Fell Short

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 17, 2013 09:05 AM (uhftQ)

348 apparently obama is all wee weed up about weiners chances.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 09:05 AM (Z9EHQ)

349 when drudge said the senate was being evacuated I was hoping it would cut some of the loose shit.

Posted by: paulanka at April 17, 2013 09:06 AM (m2oDh)

350 Hollowpoint, it's not the bugs that matter. It's the tools for drying and milling respirable materials and maybe coating them. Ivins could have ginned up some nasty wet solutions, but he had no access to the tools needed to turn them into the fine, respirable powders. Additional, making those powders is a messy operation that leaves residue you can find decades later, where is it?

Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2013 09:06 AM (Y8t25)

351 "Weiner blames impotent campaign for failure to come from behind and take Mayor's seat: 'We went soft where we should have gone hard on the issues!'"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit

***

 

Niiiiiice!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 17, 2013 09:06 AM (uhftQ)

352 304 I just reported Diane Feinstein as a suspicious looking bag. Posted by: Attila at April 17, 2013 12:52 PM (Cs2tJ) Thank you.

Posted by: baldilocks at April 17, 2013 09:08 AM (Su0W2)

353 352 when drudge said the senate was being evacuated I was hoping it would cut some of the loose shit.

Posted by: paulanka at April 17, 2013 01:06 PM (m2oDh)

Heard "sheltering in place", guess they decided to evacuate? 

Posted by: Caustic at April 17, 2013 09:08 AM (/b8+5)

354 Weiner Blasts Opponent

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 17, 2013 09:08 AM (uhftQ)

355 weiner and bloomberg cross swords over big gulps?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 09:09 AM (Z9EHQ)

356 That pic on drudge is very scary.  The Statue of Liberty?  What is drudge trying to say?

Posted by: Caustic at April 17, 2013 09:09 AM (/b8+5)

357 Weiner campaign motto "I'll never go soft on crime."

Posted by: vivi at April 17, 2013 09:09 AM (m2oDh)

358 272 Will Ricin make this flu go away? I'm willing to try anything.

Dear Lord, I thought flu season was over. I blame this on the teabaggers and bush and guns.


Posted by: spypeach at April 17, 2013 12:45 PM (6xG9/)


Highly recommend ricin in your chicken soup. In reality, I recommend as much garlic as you can stand, but it depends on your symptoms. If you are having digestive problems, then good luck. I can cure your stuffy sinuses, however, with my secret recipe. But you need a stomach lined with lead.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 09:10 AM (baL2B)

359 "Weiner blames impotent campaign for failure to come from behind and take Mayor's seat: 'We went soft where we should have gone hard on the issues!'"
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit
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Niiiiiice!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 17, 2013 01:06 PM (uhftQ)

Talk about the gift that keeps on giving...

Posted by: tangonine at April 17, 2013 09:10 AM (x3YFz)

360 weiner on city coruption - I go to the hilt to root it out

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 09:11 AM (Z9EHQ)

361 #356 I think Barney Frank got confused and thought it was the other type of evacuation. He was first in line.

Posted by: vivi at April 17, 2013 09:11 AM (m2oDh)

362 Weiner peaks too soon. Comes up short of goal

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 17, 2013 09:11 AM (1Jaio)

363 He'll use the weiner pics to his advantage.  He'll say something like "look how transparent i am, you've seen the weiner's weeiner" and make jokes.

Posted by: Caustic at April 17, 2013 09:11 AM (/b8+5)

364 Weiner spurts ahead in the polls.

Posted by: vivi at April 17, 2013 09:12 AM (m2oDh)

365 caustic it is a reminder of 911 you being from NY and "feeling" 911 more than anyone else on the planet should know that....but alas you are not capable of retained any knowledge just like the parrot you are

Posted by: phoenixgirl, taking the Bible waaaayyyy too seriously at April 17, 2013 09:13 AM (VChwo)

366 Weiner comes up from behind.

Posted by: Caustic at April 17, 2013 09:13 AM (/b8+5)

367 old new yourk scandal? weiner rubs out candidates weiner whacks competition

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 09:14 AM (Z9EHQ)

368 quinn terified of weiner

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 09:14 AM (Z9EHQ)

369 He does look like a beast of burden. I am so 'tarded I first focused on the guy with the mike who looked drunk.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 01:04 PM (baL2B)


Yeah, I couldn't figure out where to focus either until they highlighted it.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 17, 2013 09:14 AM (X6akg)

370 Weiner beating the odds handily

Posted by: vivi at April 17, 2013 09:15 AM (m2oDh)

371 Hand delivered, Sandy Bergerler?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMit at April 17, 2013 09:15 AM (vXqv3)

372 Huh...CNN yapping that Boston has a suspect and news conference at 5pm. Mention of black bag drop. I wonder if it is the same photo tangeon (sp) had above from twitter.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 09:15 AM (baL2B)

373 if weiner ever starts golfing with Obama, I believe that the comedy singularity will have been penetrated (sheesh...see?) and everyone will die in a giant... oh for the love of pete.. oh hell (I can't stop)...

All known life in the universe will end.

Posted by: tangonine at April 17, 2013 09:15 AM (x3YFz)

374 #371. That's some genius, right there.

Posted by: vivi at April 17, 2013 09:16 AM (m2oDh)

375 quinn shocked at surprise entry by weiner

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 09:16 AM (Z9EHQ)

376 MWR-You deserve a job with the "NY Post". Congratulations!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2013 09:16 AM (BVq/X)

377 quinn refuses weiner

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 09:17 AM (Z9EHQ)

378 vivi at April 17, 2013 01:16

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 09:19 AM (Z9EHQ)

Posted by: vivi at April 17, 2013 09:19 AM (m2oDh)

380 245 Posted by: Pressure-cooking Muslim at April 17, 2013 12:37 PM (FcR7P)

How do you pressure cook a muslim?

Cooking it is the easy part
Cleanin' one is a bitch

Posted by: Ready for it all to be over at April 17, 2013 09:19 AM (2iVM3)

381 quinn fights off weiner.  Rallies against probes.

Posted by: tangonine at April 17, 2013 09:21 AM (x3YFz)

382 quinn gags on weiner entry

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2013 09:23 AM (Z9EHQ)

383 This is the only place I know where I can while away an afternoon on funemployment making dick jokes at the expense of a sleazoid mayoral candidate. I love you guys but I need to get some vitamin D.
 

Posted by: vivi at April 17, 2013 09:38 AM (m2oDh)

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