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May 30, 2013

MSNBC Guest Reveals That Eric Holder Is "The Moses of Our Time"
— Ace

"The chief Lawgiver of the United States," says professional idiot/expert in being black Michael Eric Dyson.

You gotta watch it, man. (It's the Washington Free Beacon's video.)

He said this on Martin Bashir. When confronted with this frothing lunacy, Bashir responds, "Indeed."

via @allahpundit

Posted by: Ace at 01:52 PM | Comments (320)
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1 The stupid! It hurts!

Posted by: cool arrow at May 30, 2013 01:53 PM (WMsq+)

2 Lawgiver.....everything with leftists is about spreading their ass cheeks to an omnipotent daddy.

Posted by: Berserker at May 30, 2013 01:54 PM (FMbng)

3 As I said on twitter : I don't remember Moses lying to Congress or investigating reporters at the Jerusalem Post, but I'm more of a new testament guy.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 30, 2013 01:54 PM (3+QKS)

4 Baaaaaad maaaaaannnnn.

Posted by: The Goat at May 30, 2013 01:54 PM (evdj2)

5 Moses did break the Tablets.

Posted by: toby928 at May 30, 2013 01:55 PM (evdj2)

6 God was the chief lawgiver. Moses just took dictation. and died before he reached the promised land. _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at May 30, 2013 01:55 PM (19AvL)

7 aaaaaannnnnnnddddddddddddd Scooter Libby did Federal time for mis-remembering details about a non-event. -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at May 30, 2013 01:56 PM (19AvL)

They not only don't know the bible they don't know contemporary legal framework.

Reminds me of that quote: "A story told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing".

Posted by: Decaf at May 30, 2013 01:56 PM (WAXiM)

9 He lead us from bondage, man.

Posted by: The New Black Panther Party at May 30, 2013 01:57 PM (8ZskC)

10 Wait, Holder is Black and now he's a Joo? Shit, who knew?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 30, 2013 01:57 PM (wR+pz)

11 Maybe he heard " Red Party that starts with C"
and assumed "Parting the Red Sea"

easy mistake

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at May 30, 2013 01:57 PM (EZl54)

12 "Indeed."

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2013 01:57 PM (wjywE)

13 Holder lied. Free press died.

Posted by: Nate in New Orleans at May 30, 2013 01:57 PM (lhX9P)

14 Let's see him cross the Potomac without getting wet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2013 01:58 PM (8ZskC)

15 Can I become black so I can paid way more money than I deserve to say stupid shit on TV? Of course, I now denounce myself.

Posted by: Phil Laîcheaux ('cause it's funnier than Emdoc) at May 30, 2013 01:58 PM (oe4oA)

16 I heard we were supposed to have 15 commandments but Moses dropped one of the tablets with 5 commandments on them, which I think was a good thing.

Posted by: Dr Spank, Not A Regular Churhgoer at May 30, 2013 01:58 PM (3+QKS)

17 The level of stupidity on MSNBC knows no bounds.

Posted by: Peregrine Took, not a tax-exempt Hobbit at May 30, 2013 01:58 PM (6gKZ0)

18 'Indeed.' -- Constitutional-law Progressor Obama

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2013 01:58 PM (wjywE)

19 Wait...Holder is a...a....JOOOOOOOOOOO?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 30, 2013 01:59 PM (XbVvw)

20 And Al Sharpton plays Moses' sidekick, Tattoo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2013 01:59 PM (8ZskC)

21 Woah, guys.

Tone it down a bit. You're gonna make yourself sick.

Posted by: Jim Jones [/i] [/b] at May 30, 2013 01:59 PM (ZIcZg)

22

As many have said, so to speak, and forthwith, unperturbeable, inperpetuity, that what we have in terms of a lack of color, lack of patois and the speakings of our forefathers, and whom we daresay, owe a great deal to, for their suffering, for what they for us, and not only that, what the futuristically could potentially do, which will have massive repercussions in terms of blackness, etcetera, as well as the inscrutability of the culture, which, so to say, has not lost a single iota of the inherent meaning and cross-cultural shiftingness.

I could do this shit all day.

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at May 30, 2013 01:59 PM (raGXo)

23 Moses did break the Tablets.

Posted by: toby928 at May 30, 2013 05:55 PM (evdj2)

Does that mean that Holder will now go after iPad?

Posted by: Decaf at May 30, 2013 01:59 PM (WAXiM)

24 Didn't we all agree on a thread a day a so ago that Joos can do anything? Now a ghey mustached Black man has become one. We should have suspected this.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 30, 2013 01:59 PM (wR+pz)

25 Trying to remember the part in Exodus where Moses told the burning bush he deserved some respect.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 30, 2013 02:00 PM (XbVvw)

26 It's not news, it's MSNBC.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2013 02:01 PM (wjywE)

27 The balls on that schmuck!

Posted by: Moishe at May 30, 2013 02:01 PM (z9HTb)

28 When Moses built the Arc how many cubits were required? Why did G-d part the Red Sea for Noah? Why do our ratings suck ass?

Posted by: MSNBC [/i] at May 30, 2013 02:01 PM (U2UQk)

29 I think I saw this same interview back in the 90's. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Slxr_JwEA

Posted by: RJ Wagner at May 30, 2013 02:01 PM (fcNCl)

Well, I guess this fits with all the other bullshit we've been fed about this administration in an attempt to equate them with various deities: TFG's halo, his ability to lower the seas, etc.

And I remember the earthquake and storm that hit DC within about a week of each other.

Verily I say unto y'all. A plague has been brought to us by the 52%.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 30, 2013 02:02 PM (0HooB)

31 Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 30, 2013 02:02 PM (wjywE)

32 The Lawgivers share the will of Landru to those who are of The Body. Are you of The Body, friend?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2013 02:03 PM (qyfb5)

33 Boy, the GOP's constant use of religious imagery and patriotism is only driving away the moderates to the democrats.

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 30, 2013 02:03 PM (QxSug)

34
Â”Look all of this othering of Obama, like heÂ’s from some other planet. Everything he does is subject to a different lens and seen through a microscope that really tends to pick him apart. I think itÂ’s indivisible from the broader issue of his race, of his being a black man with a certain kind of authority. These are impolite things we donÂ’t want to talk about. We think that theyÂ’re being extraordinary ratcheted up. But I donÂ’t see any other way to explain it but a remarkable resistance to the integrity of this man that has no other explanationÂ”

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at May 30, 2013 02:03 PM (raGXo)

35 When I see Eric Holder, the first thing that comes into my mind is ..
JESUS CHRIST

Posted by: The Prophet at May 30, 2013 02:03 PM (e8kgV)

36 Chief Law Giver? Fascist.

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 30, 2013 02:03 PM (QxSug)

37 A modern day Moses?

Dammit. That means another sequel, doesn't it?

Just do me a favor and make sure Lucas and Spielberg don't get involved. That's not much to ask.

Posted by: Indiana Jones at May 30, 2013 02:04 PM (SY2Kh)

38 I guess I'm just way too smart and informed to be a highly-paid media personality.

Maybe if I tried huffing paint for a couple years.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at May 30, 2013 02:04 PM (5fSr7)

39 Indubitably.

Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at May 30, 2013 02:04 PM (wAQA5)

40 Do all Progressive suffer from "Magic Negro Envy" ?

Posted by: Billy Jean King at May 30, 2013 02:04 PM (e8kgV)

41 Huh? Did Moses excuse jackbooted thugs when they intimidated people from voting?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2013 02:04 PM (TKYQO)

42 Michael Eric Dyson is an American academic, author, and radio host. He is a professor of sociology at Georgetown University

Amish Dude, paging Amish Dude, to the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: pep at May 30, 2013 02:04 PM (6TB1Z)

43 Well, I am sure that that exchange will propel MSNBC into the ratings lead.

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 30, 2013 02:04 PM (QxSug)

44 Gee, lunacy burns worse than teh stupid.... I denounce us all for noticing this. RAAACIST! ( Hat tip to the Little Ghey Boys at HillBuzz who coined the triple-A spelling.... )

Posted by: White guy who tans so heavily he can "Pass..." at May 30, 2013 02:05 PM (ULH4o)

45 Let my people go

Posted by: Inmate at May 30, 2013 02:05 PM (I88Jc)

46 so, is this the direction the unified democrat MSM borg has decided to take this thing?

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 30, 2013 02:05 PM (QxSug)

47 "...whip some head"? First of all, what the fuck does that even mean? Second of all, raaaaacist.

Posted by: jakeman at May 30, 2013 02:05 PM (96M6e)

48 Rev Buzz. Damn you're good.

Posted by: Golfman In NC at May 30, 2013 02:05 PM (ao4jU)

49 >>Shit, who knew?

Sammy Davis Jr.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at May 30, 2013 02:05 PM (5fSr7)

50 Indeed!

Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 30, 2013 02:05 PM (deaac)

51
Later in the segment, asked by Bashir if Holder should resign as attorney general, Dyson agreed that he should step downÂ… Â“off of that plateau where he resides in high principle, and whip some heads.Â”

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 30, 2013 02:06 PM (kdS6q)

52 Perhaps, Eric Holder can part the seas and lead his people to Pangea

Posted by: Conan at May 30, 2013 02:06 PM (e8kgV)

53 It was Obama who inhaled the burning bush

Posted by: Department of Ampersands & Awesome at May 30, 2013 02:06 PM (VWfCN)

54 His is the Hand that makes. His is the Hand that wounds. His is the Hand that heals.

Posted by: The Sayer at May 30, 2013 02:06 PM (evdj2)

55 Corrected statement: The Moses MALONE of Our Time.

Posted by: F dat dude at May 30, 2013 02:06 PM (W2qJe)

56 From this day henceforth. I dub thee Eric Holder. Chocolate Moses.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2013 02:06 PM (/tc03)

57 "Lawgiver"?

Isn't that from Planet of the Apes? Seriously. Who the hell talks like that?

Posted by: Dang - I watch a lot of TV so I know things at May 30, 2013 02:06 PM (Hx2XA)

58 Isn't "chief" a casino-owning American leader?

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at May 30, 2013 02:06 PM (5fSr7)

59 Idisputably.

Posted by: Cenk Uygur at May 30, 2013 02:07 PM (wAQA5)

60 @29 No that is some good shit. The Latin word Jalapeno!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 30, 2013 02:07 PM (wR+pz)

61 MSNBC, Leni Riefenstahl.

Is there any material difference?

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 30, 2013 02:07 PM (giblS)

62 If he whips some head does that mean he's a baller?

Posted by: Golfman In NC at May 30, 2013 02:08 PM (ao4jU)

63 "Lawgiver"? Isn't that from Planet of the Apes? Seriously. Who the hell talks like that? Well, he did qualify that with the weaselphrase "so to speak." So, go easy on him...he was on a roll.

Posted by: jakeman at May 30, 2013 02:08 PM (96M6e)

64 17 "The level of stupidity on MSNBC knows no bounds." Fortunately they're losing viewership. Is Sharpton still on? Even liberals that I know consider him to be a national joke.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2013 02:08 PM (TKYQO)

65 Riefenstahl could deliver the goods.

Posted by: The Sayer at May 30, 2013 02:08 PM (evdj2)

66 Nope. Black Moses was and album by Isaac Hayes. Lawgiver was the revered orangutan in "Planet of the Apes". Played by John Huston, no less. It's not racist to point either of those things out, in case you were wondering.

Posted by: ChampionCapua at May 30, 2013 02:08 PM (q00GQ)

67 I have a signed photo of Moses Malone here somewhere

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 30, 2013 02:08 PM (e8kgV)

68 >>It was Obama who inhaled the burning bush

It's 4:20 somewhere

Posted by: Choomy the Clown at May 30, 2013 02:08 PM (5fSr7)

69 25 Trying to remember the part in Exodus where Moses told the burning bush he deserved some respect. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) Geez, we're turning into a soft pron site- angry beavers a few back, now burning bushes....

Posted by: Ghost Ø HillØrrheah at May 30, 2013 02:08 PM (ULH4o)

70 If they think the Constitution is an outdated document because it is a couple of centuries old, it is easy to imagine what they think of the Old Testament.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 30, 2013 02:08 PM (XTqCf)

71 Did he say something about a "whip"?

Posted by: Dang - I watch a lot of TV so I know things at May 30, 2013 02:08 PM (Hx2XA)

72 Leave it to Lefties to always drag their religion into it

Posted by: c'mon at May 30, 2013 02:09 PM (W2qJe)

73 yeah, I made up that '15 Commandments' but one tablet dropped and broke' stuff. Sort of funny

and even I admit that 'Blazing Saddles' ain't all that funny

Posted by: Mel Brooks ( a jooooo ) at May 30, 2013 02:09 PM (omBWL)

74
I'm pretty sure that this is racist, but they're going to accuse us of that anyway.

I'm thinking that Dyson ain't exactly conversant in 70's apocalyptic science fiction films.

http://tinyurl.com/mublswg

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2013 02:09 PM (TIIx5)

75 The Red Sea didn't part for Holder. Kermit Gosnell had to do a C section on it with a dirty steak knife. S'why Holder gave him a desk on the rent.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 30, 2013 02:09 PM (2GNPG)

76 Since he's fucked so many Americans with his syphilitic dick, it's no surprise he's been around a burning bush or two.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at May 30, 2013 02:09 PM (SFs98)

77 So, the lazy and boring Obama, one of the least persuasive speakers I've ever heard (who writes that shit anyway?) is lauded as some sort of silver tongued loki. And this fucking captain in the obama crime family, is being lauded as um, what, exactly? The deciderer of laws? Of course, everything in this country is upside down. Why would they not think that. There hasn't been a budget passed since...2008? Obama has been given yearly trillion dollar stashes with which he can do what he likes. Congress isn't doing its job thanks to Reid. And Obama is happy with that. yeah! what happened to that whole pesky budget thing? Is the dear leader ever going to address that? Reid?

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 30, 2013 02:09 PM (QxSug)

78 Remember when Bush was in trouble for firing those prosecutors he was 100% able to fire for any reason?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 30, 2013 02:09 PM (Ttj5v)

79 All I hear are dog whistles. Racist!

Posted by: NY Slime Editors at May 30, 2013 02:09 PM (wR+pz)

80 They say this cat Holder is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Eric.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

Posted by: Isaac Hayes at May 30, 2013 02:09 PM (e8kgV)

81 Bashir and Dyson are retards.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2013 02:10 PM (9XBK2)

82 I thought The Lawgiver was the little monkey that Zira and Roddy McDowall had when they went back through the wormhole to 1989.

Posted by: The Sayer at May 30, 2013 02:10 PM (evdj2)

Is there any material difference?

Just the ever-present part of it. And slightly better production.

The message remains the same: All Bullshit All The Time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 30, 2013 02:10 PM (0HooB)

Lawgiver, and punisher. *wink*

Posted by: Don Lemon at May 30, 2013 02:10 PM (wAQA5)

85 the same group of people called insane lunatic Cindy Sheehan "Mother Sheehan" but our use of religious imagery is driving the moderates to the democrats. amirite?

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 30, 2013 02:10 PM (QxSug)

86 it's KARL Malone, you guys

watch me dunk !!!!!!!

Posted by: The Mailman ( he delivers ) at May 30, 2013 02:10 PM (omBWL)

87 The great lawgiver
http://www.apemania.com/STATUES/Ray&LG.gif

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2013 02:11 PM (RwHQb)

88 Effective immediately, the executive branch will WRITE the laws, too.

Posted by: Liberal's Little Book of Checks and Balances at May 30, 2013 02:11 PM (2iU3x)

89 All this post needs is a noose.

Posted by: Rick Tempest, Online Noose Salesman at May 30, 2013 02:11 PM (LCRYB)

90 Moses did break the Tablets. He only dropped one & that was an accident.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 30, 2013 02:11 PM (YIZv0)

91 this administration, obama, and his liberal and black lackeys have set back race relations in this Country by at least 50 years

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2013 02:11 PM (9Bj8R)

92 All I hear are dog whistles.

Get your ears checked

Posted by: Alexander Graham Bell at May 30, 2013 02:11 PM (e8kgV)

93
It's not racist to point either of those things out, in case you were wondering.

Pointing out that it's not racist to point these things out is, however, racist.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 30, 2013 02:11 PM (eyJh9)

94 Moses did break the Tablets. He only dropped one & that was an accident. Posted by: rickb223 at May 30, 2013 06:11 PM (YIZv0) Accident my ass. You should have seen those last 5 commanments

Posted by: Moses at May 30, 2013 02:12 PM (9Bj8R)

95 Oh, and anyone but an idiot understands that the attorney general does not "give laws", he enforces them. Congress passes laws, the president signs them. This is taught in elementary school. They need to stop making ignorant people professors.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2013 02:12 PM (TKYQO)

96 It's not racist to point either of those things out, in case you were wondering. Pointing out that it is not racist to point something out, is obviously racist.

Posted by: Al Not So Sharpton [/i] at May 30, 2013 02:12 PM (U2UQk)

97 25 Trying to remember the part in Exodus where Moses told the burning bush he deserved some respect. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 30, 2013 06:00 PM (XbVvw) Hey, I had that burning bush problem treated!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 30, 2013 02:12 PM (NEIxp)

98 Blazing Saddles is a laugh riot.

It's no Young Frankenstein, but it's still funnier than the Judd Apatow crap.

Hangover 3?

Gimme a friggin break.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 30, 2013 02:12 PM (KwX0v)

99 We don't need a lawgiver, we need a sandwich maker!

Posted by: Old THrashbarg at May 30, 2013 02:12 PM (ztxT0)

100 All this post needs is a noose. Nice. From the boneyard of forgotten AoS memes.

Posted by: The Sayer at May 30, 2013 02:12 PM (evdj2)

101 93 this administration, obama, and his liberal and black lackeys have set back race relations in this Country by at least 50 years

Now, we'll need a Hispanic and a woman President to clean the White House before another Black candidate.

Posted by: Alexander Graham Bell at May 30, 2013 02:13 PM (e8kgV)

102 Pointing out that it's not racist to point these things out is, however, racist. The people pointing out those that pointed out that this is not racist have been pointed out as racists. Get the point?

Posted by: ChampionCapua at May 30, 2013 02:13 PM (q00GQ)

103 97 Moses did break the Tablets. He only dropped one & that was an accident. Posted by: rickb223 at May 30, 2013 06:11 PM (YIZv0) Accident my ass. You should have seen those last 5 commanments Posted by: Moses at May 30, 2013 06:12 PM (9Bj8R) Might have put a crimp on the Moron lifestyle.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 30, 2013 02:13 PM (NEIxp)

104 This is an AK Holder Search Warrant
When you absolutely, positively got to bug every mother fucker in the room.
Ordell Robbie

Posted by: Department of Ampersands & Awesome at May 30, 2013 02:13 PM (VWfCN)

105 lawgiver ?!?

He was supposed to enforce laws, not make them up as he goes

Posted by: Sigmund Freud's alter-ego at May 30, 2013 02:13 PM (e8kgV)

106 105 Pointing out that it's not racist to point these things out is, however, racist. The people pointing out those that pointed out that this is not racist have been pointed out as racists. Get the point? ******* it would be whole lot less racisss in here if you'd let us count these ballots in private, cracker.

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 30, 2013 02:13 PM (QxSug)

107 @94 Well, we can't hear dog whistles but our lap dog Moochie keeps barking. Something is up.

Posted by: NY Slime Editors at May 30, 2013 02:14 PM (wR+pz)

108 Commandment 12: Thou shalt not use make horseman babies.

Posted by: The Sayer at May 30, 2013 02:14 PM (evdj2)

109 More like a Roman centurion occupying people he hates, but still biblical.

Posted by: Beagle at May 30, 2013 02:14 PM (sOtz/)

110 I am...THE LAW!!!

Posted by: Eric "Dredd" Holder at May 30, 2013 02:14 PM (NEIxp)

111 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2013 02:14 PM (9Bj8R)

112

Ahh.... so Eric Holder brings Plagues?

Will kill the first born child of Every Man of a different RACE?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2013 02:14 PM (lZBBB)

113 Know who else pointed? Bull Connor's dogs, that's who pointed.

Posted by: ChampionCapua at May 30, 2013 02:15 PM (q00GQ)

114 Moses: The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen...
[drops one of the tablets]
Moses: Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at May 30, 2013 02:15 PM (e8kgV)

115 Liberal solution for failing politcal gods? Industrial strength Kool Aid plus hallucinogenics.

Also... if this guy is making veiled Planet of the Apes references, doesn't that make him a racist, and therefore... unworthy?

Posted by: Shibumi at May 30, 2013 02:15 PM (z63Tr)

116
speaking of lawgivers...

watched the new version of DREDD -- started out okay, then got stupid for a few minutes, and then got really good. Overall, it was a so-so flick. Nothing at all like the Stallone version, which was also so-so.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 30, 2013 02:15 PM (KeJAW)

117 There was the Lawgiver in Planet of the Apes. Maybe this prof is confusing Holder with that guy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2013 02:15 PM (TKYQO)

118 115 Ahh.... so Eric Holder brings Plagues? Will kill the first born child of Every Man of a different RACE? Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2013 06:14 PM (lZBBB) Just whitey.

Posted by: Eric Holder at May 30, 2013 02:15 PM (NEIxp)

119 OK, try this one.
http://apemania.com/statues/lawgiver_statue.htm

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2013 02:15 PM (RwHQb)

120 Will Yellow learn to be mellow?

Posted by: The Sayer at May 30, 2013 02:16 PM (evdj2)

121 93 this administration, obama, and his liberal and black lackeys have set back race relations in this Country by at least 50 years Posted by: Nevergiveup It wasn't this bad in the 1950's when I grew up on an Island off the coast of Georgia- at least we were polite to each other. ( BTW, if you want to identify when I'm using a sock, click my nick. Takes you to my eterna-post every time.... and I overuse ellipsis. )

Posted by: backhoe at May 30, 2013 02:16 PM (ULH4o)

122 How about a nice work song? http://tinyurl.com/l3svnmx

Posted by: Injuin Black Foot Barry, the one that eats dogs at May 30, 2013 02:16 PM (wR+pz)

123 The firearms carried by the street Judges in Judge Dredd are called "Lawgivers".

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2013 02:16 PM (9XBK2)

124 Bashir and Dyson are retards.
Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2013 06:10 PM

Corky says fuck you.

Posted by: huerfano at May 30, 2013 02:16 PM (bAGA/)

125 Connect the dots people. Moses Moses Malone Karl Malone Karl Marx It's all coming together nicely.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 30, 2013 02:17 PM (sNQiP)

126 Do all Progressive suffer from "Magic Negro Envy" ?

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at May 30, 2013 02:17 PM (e8kgV)

127 ... so Eric Holder brings Plagues?

Plagues are Siebelus's bailiwick. Holder's is vermin. The IRS is famine.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 30, 2013 02:17 PM (giblS)

128 *Duplicate post-meme exploring material already covered dozens of posts earlier....waits for response.*

Posted by: ChampionCapua at May 30, 2013 02:17 PM (q00GQ)

129

No, I don't have to watch it. And I won't. I've had it watching and listening to these idiots. I know what they're going to say before they think it. I'm done.

Posted by: rrpjr at May 30, 2013 02:17 PM (soVSr)

130
The people pointing out those that pointed out that this is not racist have been pointed out as racists.

I'm immune, because my sister was once bitten by a moose. It's like having a Platinum Race Card with no annual dues.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 30, 2013 02:17 PM (eyJh9)

131

Might have put a crimp on the Moron lifestyle.

The other two tablets sure didn't do much crimping, what would a third one have done?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 30, 2013 02:17 PM (0HooB)

132 Lawgiver? At least he isn't a Lawkeeper.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 30, 2013 02:17 PM (YIZv0)

133 Moses Moses Malone Karl Malone Karl Marx Harpo Marx

Posted by: The Sayer at May 30, 2013 02:17 PM (evdj2)

134 123 Will Yellow learn to be mellow? Posted by: The Sayer at May 30, 2013 06:16 PM (evdj2) You make me raff!

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at May 30, 2013 02:17 PM (NEIxp)

135 These Lefties sure do want to give total power to their people, eh?
Who among them would have "Indeed"-ed the following statement:

"John Ashcroft is the chief lawgiver of the United States."

Yeah, no.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2013 02:17 PM (NDNbv)

136 Morons beating up on each other in the last thread.I must say,my own confidence in law enforcement has been severely shaken in my lifetime.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2013 02:18 PM (9XBK2)

137
speaking of lawgivers...

LONGMIRE season 2 just began

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 30, 2013 02:18 PM (LVtr+)

138 Dyson's more white than black- look at him! Plus that name: Michael Eric? Definitely WASP And that beard. That's a white-man's beard. You want to see a beard fit for a brother? Check out Jazz great Charlie Mingus. Dyson's just a professional African-American. Just like Ace is a professional writer.

Posted by: slim at May 30, 2013 02:18 PM (I2p7A)

139 my own confidence in law enforcement has been severely shaken in my lifetime

At all levels. Local on up to Federal.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 30, 2013 02:19 PM (giblS)

140 OmG , this is one fat pitch !! The horde is gonna' hit that thing 500 ft.

Posted by: awkward davies at May 30, 2013 02:19 PM (WK8VM)

141 Moses Moses Malone Karl Malone Karl Marx Harpo Marx Posted by: The Sayer at May 30, 2013 06:17 PM (evdj2) Marx and Spencer

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2013 02:19 PM (9Bj8R)

142 127 Yeah,you know,in retrospect that was a mean towards retards.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2013 02:19 PM (9XBK2)

143 Dyson's life dream is to scream "Kill Whitey!" into that microphone on live television. You know it's true.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 30, 2013 02:19 PM (V1ZIU)

144 Moses also disobeyed God and paid for it by forfeiting his right to enter the Promised Land. Payday always comes. Always.

Posted by: jmel at May 30, 2013 02:19 PM (9tSXa)

145 Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2013 06:18 PM (9XBK2) It's been like that all day.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 30, 2013 02:19 PM (74zsR)

146 I'm immune, because my sister was once bitten by a moose. It's like having a Platinum Race Card with no annual dues. Do they have a balance transfer offer? I have have like $3k in Debt To Society payments left from that one time in college...

Posted by: ChampionCapua at May 30, 2013 02:20 PM (q00GQ)

147 There was the Lawgiver in Planet of the Apes. Maybe this prof is confusing Holder with that guy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2013 06:15 PM (TKYQO)

Ok I just busted out laughing.

Posted by: Berserker at May 30, 2013 02:20 PM (FMbng)

148 Moses Moses Malone Karl Malone Karl Marx Harpo Marx Mark Spitz

Posted by: rickb223 at May 30, 2013 02:20 PM (YIZv0)

149 Law-giver, law-enforcer, what's the difference? Obama considers himself a law-giver too.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at May 30, 2013 02:20 PM (kTTUz)

150 Thou shalt not criticize the Preezy.

Posted by: Eric's lost commandments at May 30, 2013 02:20 PM (wAQA5)

151
and I just started watching Revolution -- it's a remake of Lost, btw

I never realized how much Gus Fring looked like Obama.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 30, 2013 02:20 PM (052zE)

152

What we have here is the colorization, even Ted turner couldn't do more colorization of this man, who has been delivered us unto evil and will herewith become a transformative figure in the annal of humankind. Lest we forget what Republicans have done, lest we forget the ideals and tribulations that have besieged us for the entirety of our blackness and existence. We have seen the darkness, we have not seen the light, but now we have, dig?

We have seen the light and can now inch ourselves closer to the innoculation of our past grievances, lest we forget, those white assholes owe us big time...

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at May 30, 2013 02:21 PM (raGXo)

153 Moses Moses Malone Karl Malone Karl Marx Harpo Marx Mark Spitz Posted by: rickb223 at May 30, 2013 06:20 PM (YIZv0) Spitz up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2013 02:21 PM (9Bj8R)

154 I thought we were boycotting NBC??

Posted by: GoldWingNut at May 30, 2013 02:21 PM (hXFm2)

155 This Martin Bashir appears to be a type of weasel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2013 02:21 PM (lVPtV)

156 yeah! what happened to that whole pesky budget thing? Is the dear leader ever going to address that? Reid? Posted by: joeindc44 at May 30, 2013 06:09 PM (QxSug) The deficit has come down somewhat, largely due to The Evil Sequester and the fact that people in the private sector are getting sick of waiting for the government to do something Not-Stupid and are making do with the shit sandwich they were given. In the MFM, Academia, and Pop Culture this will all be attributed to The Genius Of The Democrats, just like the late-90s budgets, which Clinton opposed and were forced on him by a Republican Congress he and the MFM vilified and tried to destroy, are now credited to Clinton. Man, how I wish I could get off this fuckin' rock.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2013 02:21 PM (qyfb5)

157 149 Yeah,I didn't weigh in on the Levine/Dunham thing.I don't really care what pustules like that have to say.Frankly even saying "Happy Memorial day!" is offensive and stupid.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2013 02:21 PM (9XBK2)

158 I'm thinking more like "lawgrifter."

Posted by: Lady in Black (I haven't read all the comments yet, but...) at May 30, 2013 02:22 PM (ovWeo)

159 Lawgiver?

That's one way to put it.

Posted by: 300 Hundred Dead Mexicans at May 30, 2013 02:22 PM (EZl54)

160 It was a nasti bite, too. (insert appropriate umlauts where necessari)

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 30, 2013 02:22 PM (0HooB)

161 Moses Moses Malone Karl Malone Karl Marx Harpo Marx Marx and Spencer ***** Spencer For Hire

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 30, 2013 02:23 PM (9mnyb)

162 158 I thought we were boycotting NBC?? Posted by: GoldWingNut at May 30, 2013 06:21 PM (hXFm2) Welcome to Short-Attention-Span Theater! (The technical dodge is the link is to WFB, not MSNBC directly. Seems a *little* weak.)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2013 02:23 PM (qyfb5)

163 The Chief Lawgiver says there will be no Parting of the Red Tape.

Posted by: no good deed at May 30, 2013 02:23 PM (mjR67)

164

143 my own confidence in law enforcement has been severely shaken in my lifetime

At all levels. Local on up to Federal.

---------

They're Unionized at all levels now, aren't they?

And Govt Unions are against the very people that they are sworn to serve.

Posted by: wheatie at May 30, 2013 02:23 PM (CnFRK)

165 Kansas Sen. Pat Roberts is calling for Attorney General Eric Holder to resign.

Posted by: Ray Donavan at May 30, 2013 02:23 PM (e8kgV)

166 "Can I become black so I can paid way more money than I deserve to say stupid shit on TV? " Don't have to be black for that.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at May 30, 2013 02:24 PM (TKYQO)

167 123 Will Yellow learn to be mellow?Posted by: The Sayer at May 30, 2013 06:16 PM (evdj2) If White does what is right.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 30, 2013 02:24 PM (RwHQb)

168 Just remember the Law Giver in Planet of the Apes. Yeah I denounce myself.
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Am in Dallas at hotel. Denny's is next door. Out my window I can see the back of Medieval Times. Across the street is the con hotel. And apparently general con membership line is long. Glad I went and preregistered.

Did I mention the morbidly obese 20-something otakus are already out in force. They are. Kills appetite when you see this young dude with a belly that precedes him by a good three feet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2013 02:24 PM (KMsDB)

169

Eric Holder. The first black Jew to be AG. Who knew.

Thank you chocolate Moses.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2013 02:25 PM (/tc03)

170
was Sen Roberts one of the idiots who voted to confirm Holder?

Holder, just like all of Obama's appointments, sailed through the Senate. It's a miracle we did so well in 2010.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 30, 2013 02:25 PM (yhYn1)

171 Here's a thing that'll go over well with the kids: The Marin County Board of Supervisors adopted a resolution making June, July, and August "Soda Free Summer" months. While the measure doesn't outright ban sugary carbonated beverages, it does encourage Marin residents to adopt "soda free policies" at sporting events, camps, day gyms, and so on, as well as "host a soda free party or potluck." This is gonna be the best summer ever guys!

Posted by: Hi-C at May 30, 2013 02:26 PM (e8kgV)

172 And Govt Unions are against the very people that they are sworn to serve. Posted by: wheatie at May 30, 2013 06:23 PM (CnFRK) Even worse, it's a conspiracy of unions and management against the taxpayer. Since the management is politically beholden to the unions' favorite politicians and appointed by them. Also, buncha crooks behaving crookedly just can't be trusted.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 30, 2013 02:26 PM (qyfb5)

173 Spitz up No spitz. Swallowz.

Posted by: Reggie Love at May 30, 2013 02:26 PM (NEIxp)

174 Don't have to be black for that.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at May 30, 2013 06:24 PM ..........I'll drink to that!

Posted by: Diance Sawyer at May 30, 2013 02:26 PM (/tc03)

175 I said Eric Holder was the mostest of our time. Wingnuts.

Posted by: Michael Eric Dyson at May 30, 2013 02:26 PM (8ZskC)

176 I guess I'm just way too smart and informed to be a highly-paid media personality.

Maybe if I tried huffing paint for a couple years.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at May 30, 2013 06:04 PM (5fSr7)

I'm often amazed by the level of idiocy displayed by the commentators on talk shows. Your designation of them as 'media personalities' is more correct. They are there to show of f their histrionic skills not their intelligence. It's just that these sort of people used to appear on shows like Candid Camera not on political programs.

Posted by: Decaf at May 30, 2013 02:26 PM (WAXiM)

177 In Island of Dr Moreau they had the "Speaker of the Law".

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2013 02:26 PM (9XBK2)

178

OT - I think I just got my first glimpse of how the pro-Obamacare push back is going to develop. Someone I know who recently friended me on Facebook shared a link from a Prog Facebook page (I think - I didn't follow that link) that was to a Forbes article. The article basically consisted of the author saying, "Gee, the health insurance being offered in the exchanges in the Pacific states is cheap! Those exchanges sure are generating a lot of competition among the insurers! And, incidentally, the states that haven't started the exchanges yet are led by highly political leaders who are bowing to their ignorant base." (I might have paraphrased all of that...)

Never mind that the Federal Government (i.e. taxpayers) can't afford it. Never mind that one of Obamacare's primary sponsers has come out just since the start of the year and announced that the bill sucks. Never mind that the thing is an administrative nightmare. Never mind that there are tens of thousands of codes for different types of injuries (including, as I noted last night, injury due to a frog). Never mind all the other myriad things wrong with it. The health insurance offerings in California (and Oregon, and Washington) were less expensive than some expert thought, so it must be a massive improvement over what we had before!!1!

/facepalm

Posted by: junior at May 30, 2013 02:27 PM (UWFpX)

179 Cut Holder some slack. It's hard out there for a pimp. And Lawgivers. Not sure which one Holder is, but still...

Posted by: "John Huston" at May 30, 2013 02:27 PM (ILIHz)

180

They just want the rest of us to do whatever they say. It's like the Constitution doesn't exist for these "people."

Lawgiver my ass...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 30, 2013 02:27 PM (0HooB)

181 Let's sing: (Basso) Go down Holder way down in obammyland (Eunuchs) Tell ole' whitey, let my people go!

Posted by: Waldo at May 30, 2013 02:27 PM (dHIHO)

182 well, to be fair...Obama, that fucking guy, he's the Waiver Giver. So, the Underboss Holder wants a fancy title too.

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 30, 2013 02:28 PM (QxSug)

183 Lightworkers and lawgivers. We are being ruled by idiots.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2013 02:28 PM (g1DWB)

184 175 Everybody should bring extra soda.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2013 02:28 PM (9XBK2)

185 Late yesterday, NASA turned the 230-foot (70-meter) Deep Space Network antenna at Goldstone, California towards Asteroid 1998 QE2 as it was heading towards its closest approach to Earth, and they got a big surprise: the asteroid is a binary system. 1998 QE2 itself is 1.7 miles (2.7 kilometers) in diameter, and the newly found orbiting moon is about 600 meters in diameter.

Posted by: Carl Sagan at May 30, 2013 02:28 PM (e8kgV)

186
Don't have to be black for that.

Now you tell me.

Posted by: Keith Olberman at May 30, 2013 02:29 PM (eyJh9)

187 Isn't "chief" a casino-owning American leader?

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at May 30, 2013 06:06 PM.................Get off my corner bitch!

Posted by: Liz Warren at May 30, 2013 02:29 PM (/tc03)

188 what does "whip some head" mean ??????? Dude said that Holder should "whip some head"

I never used phrasing like that....

Posted by: Robert Frost mending walls at May 30, 2013 02:29 PM (omBWL)

189 ' "...whip some head"? First of all, what the fuck does that even mean? Second of all, raaaaacist.' Sounds like something Anthony Weiner would say.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2013 02:30 PM (TKYQO)

190 One case that really opened my eyes was that police officer Drew Petersen.The police simply let him get away with murdering his wife(wives?).Because he was a fellow officer??

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2013 02:30 PM (9XBK2)

191 http://www.amazon.com/Is-Bill-Cosby-Right-Middle/dp/0465017207

According to this guy, Bill Cosby is an "Afrristocrat" who lives high and looks down on the "Ghettocracy" --

Apparently Holder and Obama, not so much. Wonder how nice his house is...

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at May 30, 2013 02:30 PM (2iU3x)

192

yeah! what happened to that whole pesky budget thing? Is the dear leader ever going to address that? Reid?

There's no need to worry about that any more. It will be given, just like manna from heaven.

Posted by: Decaf at May 30, 2013 02:30 PM (WAXiM)

193 Â‘RogueÂ’ IRS agent who wrote threatening letters gets promotion http://washingtonexaminer.com/irs-agent-at-center-of-tea-party-probe-promoted/article/2530811

Posted by: Micihgan and Oiho at May 30, 2013 02:31 PM (j7Fve)

194 I can whip some head, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Barney Fwank at May 30, 2013 02:31 PM (NEIxp)

195 Site requires installation of an app. Why. In. The. Hell. Would. I. Install. An. App. To. Read.a.story??.???

Posted by: Tenndon at May 30, 2013 02:32 PM (uajo4)

196 (including, as I noted last night, injury due to a frog). **** Well I did have a frog in my throat once, so there's that. (And I don't need any smart ass comments about ghey Frenchmen.)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 30, 2013 02:32 PM (/33ff)

197 'Conspiracy theorists' and 'paranoid people' might someday be looked back on during this time as achieving 'a heightened perception of reality'.

Posted by: Stuff George Orwell Would Say Today [/i] at May 30, 2013 02:32 PM (U2UQk)

198

"RogueÂ’ IRS agent who wrote threatening letters gets promotion "

You fail to understand that to the IRS, that's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2013 02:33 PM (/tc03)

199 BOMBSHELL:
Officials instructed Benghazi hospital to list Stevens as "John Doe"

CBS - Attkisson

Posted by: Hunker down and L.I.B. at May 30, 2013 02:33 PM (Cs2tJ)

200 If Holder is the Lawgiver then who would be Dr. Zaius ?

Posted by: perdogg at May 30, 2013 02:33 PM (ziD3M)

201 He clearly meant the "Moses Sithole" of our time.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moses_Sithole

Posted by: andycanuck at May 30, 2013 02:33 PM (9+vDU)

202 msnbc.. they do represent the LIV progressive voters and all their bile.

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2013 02:34 PM (nqBYe)

203 Anna Puma: Dallas ---> El Fenix --> The Lodge ---> then ONT report.

Posted by: Jean at May 30, 2013 02:34 PM (CMlD4)

204 201 'Conspiracy theorists' and 'paranoid people' might someday be looked back on during this time as achieving 'a heightened perception of reality'. Posted by: Stuff George Orwell Would Say Today at May 30, 2013 06:32 PM (U2UQk) It ain't paranoia when they really are out to get you.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 30, 2013 02:34 PM (NEIxp)

205
how hot is it in Dallas?

it's 87 in Boston

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 30, 2013 02:34 PM (8dspl)

206 An elderly wise man once told me "don`t never believe what the government say". Anybody that believes anything that this government say, I got bags of carbon free sugar for sale (just add water).

Posted by: Augustus McCrea (aim low boys, they lookin up at snakebelly) at May 30, 2013 02:35 PM (uOxBm)

207 The gutter stupid 25-54 is actually not as big a target demo as PMSDNC believes.

sad ratings face.

Posted by: I take back all the things I've said about this shitty blog at May 30, 2013 02:35 PM (9sjmH)

208

176 And Govt Unions are against the very people that they are sworn to serve.

Posted by: wheatie at May 30, 2013 06:23 PM (CnFRK)

Even worse, it's a conspiracy of unions and management against the taxpayer.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 30, 2013 06:26 PM (qyfb5)

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And they have a Monopoly on their revenue source, as well, Mero.

Our money is taken from us, by force...and given to people who have organized Unions against us.

We have no choice...like we do in the private sector...to take our money and go elsewhere for these services.

Posted by: wheatie at May 30, 2013 02:35 PM (CnFRK)

209

Fuck that. More like a damn dirty ape.

Posted by: Charlton Heston at May 30, 2013 02:35 PM (wAQA5)

210 and fk them dragging Moshe into this!

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2013 02:35 PM (nqBYe)

211 BOMBSHELL:
Officials instructed Benghazi hospital to list Stevens as "John Doe"

CBS - Attkisson
Posted by: Hunker down and L.I.B. at May 30, 2013 06:33 PM ....ZzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: MFM & LEFT at May 30, 2013 02:35 PM (/tc03)

212 On Madmen, the men love Planet of the Apes while the wimmenz are all Ew! Ew! It will give us nitemares!

Posted by: Waldo at May 30, 2013 02:36 PM (dHIHO)

213 oh i see..

Obama- Messiah

Holder= Moshe

Michelle = Esther?

Lerner= ?

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2013 02:36 PM (nqBYe)

214 you know for ass's that hate religion they sure pull out their hopes for prophets and Messiahs often.

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2013 02:37 PM (nqBYe)

215 Lerner= ? Jezebel?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 30, 2013 02:37 PM (NEIxp)

216 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2013 06:24 PM (KMsDB) We stayed at that hotel when my kid had heart surgery (Children's is across the freeway and down a bit). The Denny's is OK, food is better than most but cleanliness leaves a great deal to be desired. Medieval times is a money vaccuum but has some splendid drinks at the bar (as in 'Show? there was a show?' kind of splendid) Wish I wasn't such a newbie, I'd offer to meet up. But since I'm an unknown quantity that might be odd.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 30, 2013 02:37 PM (fzFF6)

217 We are truly well fucked. Time to go drink and cut the grass. Have a good evening. Or as Moochelle would say. Peace Out Bitches!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2013 02:37 PM (/tc03)

218 BOMBSHELL: Officials instructed Benghazi hospital to list Stevens as "John Doe" CBS - Attkisson Posted by: Hunker down and L.I.B. at May 30, 2013 06:33 PM (Cs2tJ) ***** I'm not getting how that is a bombshell. Care to explain?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 30, 2013 02:37 PM (aR6Dz)

219 Yeah, like a chimp could become the Lawgiver!

Posted by: doctor zaius at May 30, 2013 02:37 PM (9+vDU)

220 When I look at my palm , I see my faces image instead of the usual ...... you know ...... imprint .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 30, 2013 02:37 PM (TQOZk)

221

Lerner=Medusa.

It fits, sorta.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 30, 2013 02:37 PM (0HooB)

222 I would pay big bucks for Boner, McConnell and McCain to start using the phrase "whip some head" in their everyday discourse. Maybe Krauthammer, too.

Posted by: jakeman at May 30, 2013 02:38 PM (96M6e)

223 BOMBSHELL: Officials instructed Benghazi hospital to list Stevens as "John Doe" CBS - Attkisson Posted by: Hunker down and L.I.B. at May 30, 2013 06:33 PM (Cs2tJ) Why is that a bombshell?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2013 02:38 PM (9Bj8R)

224 Maybe, they just didn't want the muslim assholes desecrating his body?

Posted by: Waldo at May 30, 2013 02:39 PM (dHIHO)

225 227 Yeah,I can think of good reasons to keep him incognito in a Libyan hospital.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2013 02:39 PM (9XBK2)

226 jezebel? maybe so.

but in totality maybe they are all Molech

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2013 02:39 PM (nqBYe)

227 Michelle = Esther? Lerner= ? Posted by: willow at May 30, 2013 06:36 PM (nqBYe) Hang on, Esther may have been a harem girl but she risked herself for her people. Let's cast Michelle as Jezebel (so evil she was eventually cast down from the walls and consumed by dogs). Lerner would make a good Delilah--ferreting out the secrets of those opposed to the government and striking to take away their power.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 30, 2013 02:40 PM (fzFF6)

228 BOMBSHELL:
Officials instructed Benghazi hospital to list Stevens as "John Doe"

CBS - Attkisson

Posted by: Hunker down and L.I.B. at May 30, 2013 06:33 PM (Cs2tJ)

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There might actually be a reasonable explanation for that. That might have been intended to make it less likely that someone an angry crowd would gather outside a despoil his body (more than had already been done, of course).

Posted by: junior at May 30, 2013 02:40 PM (UWFpX)

229 >>>BOMBSHELL:
Officials instructed Benghazi hospital to list Stevens as "John Doe"

How is this in any way a "bombshell?" It's an interesting piece of information, but doesn't seem damning in any way.

In fact it seems like the perfectly sensible thing to do. Why label him as being the dead American ambassador, and provide a juicy target for desecration by al Qaeda terrorists?

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 30, 2013 02:40 PM (n/+FT)

230 Jarrett = Lilith?

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at May 30, 2013 02:40 PM (2iU3x)

231 Welp I was beaten to it by a bunch of others.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 30, 2013 02:40 PM (n/+FT)

232 I think the temp is like 91F and clear sunny day. Drove through showers to get here.

Before I pass out, going to go fetch my badge.

Ragamuffin, thanks for the info. Well there will be around 16k people from across the country here. What is one more stranger in this mix.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2013 02:41 PM (KMsDB)

233 Nice that they cared more about him when he was dead than when he was alive...

Posted by: Waldo at May 30, 2013 02:42 PM (dHIHO)

234 we know He was taken to a hospital , but the gist was the hosptital was run by Alsharia ? so they sent him as john doe/
still did anyone think if the hospital were run by alsharia an american john doe would be safe?

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2013 02:42 PM (nqBYe)

235 It's pretty standard at hospitals to use pseudonyms for high profile cases.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 30, 2013 02:42 PM (+FTN6)

236 LC Wedgie lilith would be great for Jarret.

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2013 02:43 PM (nqBYe)

237

I would pay big bucks for Boner, McConnell and McCain to start using the phrase "whip some head" in their everyday discourse. Maybe Krauthammer, too.

True story: the early pressings of Brain Salad Surgery showed a penis in the HR Geiger drawing of the woman inside the fold (later removed). Keith Emerson's favorite request of a groupie was to "whip some skull on me."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 30, 2013 02:43 PM (0HooB)

238 Once you tried chimp, you will never call another pimp.

Posted by: Waldo at May 30, 2013 02:43 PM (dHIHO)

239 how hot is it in Dallas? it's 87 in Boston 88. 55% humidity.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 30, 2013 02:43 PM (YIZv0)

240
ahem....see previous post, they may well be the "lawgivers".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 30, 2013 02:43 PM (jKWYf)

241 LC Wedgie lilith would be great for Jarret.
Posted by: willow at May 30, 2013 06:43 PM

heh

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at May 30, 2013 02:44 PM (2iU3x)

242 seamus i would think so.

but i can't see the players that might have had to do with the attack in the first place falling for john doe, still i don't see why this is anything more than the same type of information where the administrations choices were bad.

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2013 02:44 PM (nqBYe)

243 Yes, but a gorilla will fill ya.

Posted by: doctor zaius at May 30, 2013 02:44 PM (9+vDU)

244 Wouldn't John Doe kinda stick out amongst all those dead Mohammed's?

It does highlight the lack of post-attack response, there would have no need to play these games if the entire 173rd Airborne was relieving the SFguys response team that had inserted overnight at dawn with a full MEU 12hr out.

Posted by: Jean at May 30, 2013 02:46 PM (CMlD4)

245 BackwardsBoy, that's an awesome piece of trivia. Love stuff like that. But don't try to tell me Eric is an ELP fan, ha.

Posted by: jakeman at May 30, 2013 02:46 PM (96M6e)

246 Ragamuffin, esther was the Queen and saved many

the point was in how the LEFT view their demi-g-ds

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2013 02:46 PM (nqBYe)

247 My friends you don't have to be afraid of what Barack Obama, in the White House, would do when a ghey American Ambassador was brutally @ss r*ped by islamist extremists and dropped off at the hospital.

Posted by: Johnny McCain [/i] at May 30, 2013 02:47 PM (U2UQk)

248 but i can't see the players that might have had to do with the attack in the first place falling for john doe, still i don't see why this is anything more than the same type of information where the administrations choices were bad.

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2013 06:44 PM (nqBYe)

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I would imagine that the original attackers had already done all that they cared to. The concern would be that another mob - unrelated to the original attackers - would form and raid the hospital once they learned that the ambassador's body was there.

Posted by: junior at May 30, 2013 02:47 PM (UWFpX)

249 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 30, 2013 06:41 PM (KMsDB) Well, if you find yourself run aground and bored, drop me an email at tb7314 at gmail and we'll mount a rescue.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 30, 2013 02:47 PM (fzFF6)

250 I rather be marooned with a baboon! Red bootys are hawt!

Posted by: Waldo at May 30, 2013 02:47 PM (dHIHO)

251 junior, perhaps that is true.

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2013 02:49 PM (nqBYe)

252 Well maybe instead of John Doe they should have gone with a more common Libyan name. Hadji the Muslim Comic Doe.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 30, 2013 02:49 PM (ZXrTA)

253 In fact it seems like the perfectly sensible thing to do. Why label him as being the dead American ambassador, and provide a juicy target for desecration by al Qaeda terrorists?

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 30, 2013 06:40 PM (n/+FT)

You think these inept mutherfuckers thought of that, they were in cover our ass mode and nothing else. He`d already been deaded and desicrated. Whoever said that was told to say it from upon high.

Posted by: Augustus McCrea (aim low boys, they lookin up at snakebelly) at May 30, 2013 02:49 PM (uOxBm)

254 I hate every ape I see From chimpan-a to chimpan-z, No, you'll never make a monkey out of me. Oh, my God, I was wrong, It was Earth all along. You finally made a monkey... Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me! I love you, Dr. Zaius!

Posted by: Troy McClure at May 30, 2013 02:51 PM (QupBk)

255

But don't try to tell me Eric is an ELP fan, ha.

I rather doubt that.

Culture Club, maybe...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 30, 2013 02:51 PM (0HooB)

256 "-I would imagine that the original attackers had already done all that they cared to"

The assholes are hanging out at cafe's smoking and joking about it.

Posted by: Jean at May 30, 2013 02:51 PM (CMlD4)

257 ♪ I hate every ape I see From chimpan-ay, to chimpanzee ♫

Posted by: Troy McClure, you may remember me from such musicals as at May 30, 2013 02:53 PM (Hm/Bq)

258 From the sidebar about that HISHE - best one was their LotR. I have a difficult time watching the movies or even enjoying the books I've always loved after HISHE pointed out such a huge and glaring flaw.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 30, 2013 02:54 PM (NcPjb)

259 Oh FFS.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 30, 2013 02:54 PM (Hm/Bq)

260 So what does that make Obama, who led 47 percent of his people to a land of free shit and stuff?

Posted by: Mallfly at May 30, 2013 02:55 PM (bJm7W)

261 In a lot of these chimp attacks, besides eating off the person's face, they always go after the balls. What's up with that?

Posted by: Waldo at May 30, 2013 02:55 PM (dHIHO)

262 Holder's therapist warned him against talking to the shrubbery. Now this.

Posted by: Max Entropy at May 30, 2013 02:55 PM (0rQQu)

263 Not chief law-giver, chief fascist (aside from Obama himself.) Michael Eric Dyson is reminding us of a very troubling fact: Most of America's black "leaders" are fascists.

Posted by: pst314 at May 30, 2013 02:55 PM (SmayJ)

264 264 So what does that make Obama, who led 47 percent of his people to a land of free shit and stuff? Posted by: Mallfly at May 30, 2013 06:55 PM (bJm7W) King of Judah?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 30, 2013 02:56 PM (NEIxp)

265 The concern would be that another mob - unrelated to the original attackers - would form and raid the hospital once they learned that the ambassador's body was there.

---

Should've registered him under Muhammed. He never would've been found. Joe Doe....doesn't scream 'American' too loud.

Posted by: Lady in Black (I haven't read all the comments yet, but....) at May 30, 2013 02:56 PM (ovWeo)

266 Hey, be sure to pick up my new book "Seize This, Honkus!" at airport bookstores everywhere.

Posted by: Michael Eric Dyson at May 30, 2013 02:56 PM (MMC8r)

267

In fact it seems like the perfectly sensible thing to do. Why label him as being the dead American ambassador, and provide a juicy target for desecration by al Qaeda terrorists?
Posted by: Jeff B. at May 30, 2013 06:40 PM (n/+FT)

Nothing to see here, move along.

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 30, 2013 02:56 PM (nTgAI)

268 He's not the Lawgiver. Pearl Forrester is!

Posted by: Shoot Me at May 30, 2013 02:56 PM (qiXMt)

269 I hope at the least some of the media wakes up and kicks that halo off of Obama.

i mean Srsly how Weird the media has been!

non partisan middle of the road.

my.ass.

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2013 02:56 PM (nqBYe)

270 "Chocolate Moses"

I am SO stealing that.

Posted by: creeper at May 30, 2013 02:57 PM (vbzvs)

271 Joe = John (Must not eat and post at the same time.)

Posted by: Lady in Black (I haven't read all the comments yet, but....) at May 30, 2013 02:57 PM (ovWeo)

272 Moses led people to the land of milk and honey -- not the land of free shit.

Posted by: Waldo at May 30, 2013 02:57 PM (dHIHO)

273 So what does that make Obama, who led 47 percent of his people to a land of free shit and stuff?
Posted by: Mallfly at May 30, 2013 06:55 PM

The Pied Piper who drowned the workers?

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at May 30, 2013 02:58 PM (2iU3x)

274 mallfly , Josef?

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2013 02:58 PM (nqBYe)

275 So what does that make Obama, who led 47 percent of his people to a land of free shit and stuff?

Posted by: Mallfly at May 30, 2013 06:55 PM (bJm7W)

MOBAMA

Posted by: Augustus McCrea (aim low boys, they lookin up at snakebelly) at May 30, 2013 02:58 PM (uOxBm)

276 273 I hope at the least some of the media wakes up and kicks that halo off of Obama. i mean Srsly how Weird the media has been! non partisan middle of the road. my.ass. Posted by: willow at May 30, 2013 06:56 PM (nqBYe) It's physically impossible to kick off a halo when you are sucking dick.

Posted by: Waldo at May 30, 2013 02:58 PM (dHIHO)

277 Moses led the people to the land of MILFs and honeys.

Posted by: Shit Written In Exodus, Vol. 14 at May 30, 2013 02:59 PM (Hm/Bq)

278 it's 87 in Boston

A pleasant 79 in Palm Beach.

Posted by: @PurpAv[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 30, 2013 02:59 PM (giblS)

279 well Waldo when you don;t have a G-d you have to make one up . and they do.

gaia, stalin-che-kennedy-bill-obama

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2013 03:00 PM (nqBYe)

280 *headdesk*

Posted by: Moses at May 30, 2013 03:00 PM (0eZU9)

281

Dyson said in that video that it's not illegal to leak classified info.

Really? Since when? And, if that's true, then why classify it in the first place?

(insert Lt. Ripley quote here)

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 30, 2013 03:00 PM (0HooB)

282 Of all the muthafuckin lawgivers in the hood, that holder dude is the muthafuckest

Posted by: Some douche named dyson at May 30, 2013 03:00 PM (FMbng)

283

Moses
Moses Malone
Karl Malone
Karl Marx

Harpo Marx

Mark Spitz

Marc Rich

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 30, 2013 03:01 PM (SUKHu)

284 14 Let's see him cross the Potomac without getting wet. Hell, I'd be willing to take him halfway across and let him start from there. And tied to an anchor so he doesn't get swept downstream and have to walk extra distance. I'm just a giver like that.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 30, 2013 03:01 PM (uxXSM)

285 "'The chief Lawgiver of the United States,' says professional idiot/expert in being black Michael Eric Dyson."

So can we call his boss "Landru"?

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at May 30, 2013 03:01 PM (vd7A8)

286 Does that mean Chocolate Moses led the people to the land of melted homeys?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, bringing some class for a change at May 30, 2013 03:01 PM (U4cdF)

287 Wait until they get a load of me.

Posted by: Habakkuk at May 30, 2013 03:01 PM (z9HTb)

288 Who's the pissed off looking black woman in the vid? So much stupid on one set.

*whips head*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2013 03:04 PM (lVPtV)

289 Don't underestimate Dyson. He's responsible for Skynet if I remember correctly.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 30, 2013 03:04 PM (wX/ht)

290 While Obama sings to himself

I'm so pretty

so very pretty

msnbc is holding the mirror and brushing his hair for him.

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2013 03:06 PM (nqBYe)

291

Darn it.

Moses

Moses Malone

Karl Malone

Karl Marx

Harpo Marx

Mark Spitz

Marc Rich

There, NOW it's brilliant.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 30, 2013 03:07 PM (SUKHu)

292 the only thing holder might have in common with Moshe is He is stuttering when answering questions lately.

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2013 03:07 PM (nqBYe)

293 Head Whippin! Whippin Good!

Posted by: Michael Eric Devo at May 30, 2013 03:09 PM (MMC8r)

294 Darn it.

Moses

Moses Malone

Karl Malone

Karl Marx

Harpo Marx

Mark Spitz

Marc Rich

There, NOW it's brilliant.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 30, 2013 07:07 PM (SUKHu)

Marc Rich

Richard Head

Eric Holder

There, complete

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 30, 2013 03:09 PM (nTgAI)

295 and Moshe came down from the mountain while having been away with Obama for many days.

and amazingly He brought millions of new laws, regulations that made the people cry.

Posted by: willow at May 30, 2013 03:10 PM (nqBYe)

296 Hell, I'd be willing to take him halfway across and let him start from there. And tied to an anchor so he doesn't get swept downstream and have to walk extra distance. I'm just a giver like that.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 30, 2013 07:01 PM (uxXSM)

I toleem not to try to swim cross dat ribber wit them stole chains.

Posted by: Augustus McCrea (aim low boys, they lookin up at snakebelly) at May 30, 2013 03:10 PM (uOxBm)

297 So if Holder is Moses then who is Obama....oh yes I remember.

Posted by: Evan Thomas of Newsweek, now at a much reduced discount rate at May 30, 2013 03:11 PM (wX/ht)

298 Michael Eric Dyson knows nothing of my work.

Posted by: Moses at May 30, 2013 03:12 PM (MMC8r)

299 Have they called him Jesus yet, it will be like he was crucified when is forces out.

Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at May 30, 2013 03:13 PM (CdeLs)

300 Let my Black Panthers go!

Posted by: Moses Holder at May 30, 2013 03:13 PM (MMC8r)

301 Don't make a f*ckin' maniac out of me.

Posted by: Moses at May 30, 2013 03:14 PM (NEIxp)

302 I'd hit a burning bush

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at May 30, 2013 03:16 PM (5fSr7)

303 Moses, sweet Moses...

Yes, it was my burning bush.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at May 30, 2013 03:19 PM (WW/UE)

304 309 I'd hit a burning bush Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at May 30, 2013 07:16 PM (5fSr7) How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 30, 2013 03:20 PM (NEIxp)

305 Comforting to know that Jesus had 10 more apostles than MSNBC has viewers.

Posted by: RWC at May 30, 2013 03:21 PM (Wl/Ht)

306 re 319: ewww.

Posted by: Mallfly at May 30, 2013 03:53 PM (bJm7W)

307 http://youtu.be/TX87QQLVD5k

That out to be about right.

Posted by: Jon in TX at May 30, 2013 03:54 PM (PKRPm)

308 So Obama came down from Mt Sanai with ten commandments, and the prophetess Sebelius gave the people ten thousand pages of regulations written in a language that only the Elders of Judiciary could interpret. Give them a hundred years and they'll make some progress. Maybe.

Posted by: Mallfly at May 30, 2013 03:55 PM (bJm7W)

309

I know what B O stands for. Scares me to use the internet.

That says it all.

Posted by: Mr. knows it all at May 30, 2013 03:56 PM (mdb+O)

310 The pot calling the kettle bl---. Or something.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 30, 2013 04:06 PM (n8LUb)

311 I'm gonna need some oxygen up in here, and

Let my peeps go, y'all.

Posted by: Fritz at May 30, 2013 04:09 PM (G9Mmf)

312 Moses? So we can send him back down the Nile in a basket, right?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 30, 2013 04:35 PM (n8LUb)

313 Lawgiver? Would this be a bad time to point out that Constitutionally the Attorney General enforces the fucking laws, but that Congress passes them, and the President signs them? Or is the Constitutional so old school now it doesn't matter?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 30, 2013 04:45 PM (Z2Bkq)

314

So he's an ... intellectual? /sarc

My golden retriever could get a Ph.D. in sociology. He, too, sniffs butts, so all I'd have to train him to do is sniff Obama's, and he's good to go.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 30, 2013 04:48 PM (Z2Bkq)

315 wow

Posted by: torabora at May 30, 2013 05:24 PM (yhOzA)

316 #320, shut up, you racist. Clearly our wise President Obama and his chosen enlightened associates like Attorney General Holder, have to find ways to work around the obstructionism of right-wing RethugliKKKans in Congress. The laws are now what President Obama says they are. We here in Brattleboro support this completely.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at May 30, 2013 07:07 PM (O0YsD)

317 Michael Eric Dyson: At one and the same time, a profound and complete misapprehension of Ancient (Sorta-Biblical) History, inextricably entwined with Lefty-Progtard Gubmint Worshipfulness - idiotically expressed in a sillyassed version of "street-style git-er-done".

IOW - despite alleged advanced-edjumacashunal "credentials/qualifications" - utterly, empty-of-useful-content moronity. Thick as a brick, dense as a fencepost.

Will somebody please lend that shemp a few actually-operable brain-cells? Anything he happens to have rattling 'round inside of his almost-entirely-empty skull clearly ain't functioning for him...

Posted by: J.S.Bridges at May 30, 2013 08:34 PM (pIfuh)

318 Lets hope they lose the basket in the reeds this time.

Posted by: FrankTrades at May 31, 2013 01:59 AM (mapIZ)

319

I liked it when Moses came down and whipped some head, because, forthwith, those people deserved it!

Forthwith, furthermore, post haste, post office, with a fornication of the perfersion, as some may have said, at any rate, the pointillistic inquiries into the blackness and blackicity of this super-man, and I don't say this lightly, he has all the subjguluar qualities of the super, and the man. When you put the two words together, you have, super-man, hyphenated at the crux of intellectualism and bravado.

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at May 31, 2013 05:12 AM (raGXo)

320 Well I wish this particular little bastard had been left in his basket in the bulrushes---sorta like Obama's still viable aborted baby got left on a shelf in a hospital room. Life would have been better.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 31, 2013 05:32 AM (oe1aw)

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