March 14, 2013
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Smith & Wesson Model 19 with a 6" barrel.
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I didn't know they had color photos in 1860. Or cars for that matter.
It was colorized in the early 20th century, by a precocious ten year old Ted Turner. It's obviously a Stanley Steamer, with optional body kit, and those new fangled rubber tyres.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 14, 2013 06:35 AM (KESFj)
Posted by: scooter (not libby) at March 14, 2013 06:37 AM (WKeEA)
Posted by: gosacstate at March 14, 2013 06:39 AM (GcZT/)
Posted by: beach a.m. at March 14, 2013 06:41 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: ALH at March 14, 2013 06:41 AM (yAPdC)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 14, 2013 06:42 AM (yCvxi)
In the 70's, mine was white, then silver, and had the 200ci straight six with "three on the tree".
Sold it in 1982 to a college buddy for $500. Two years later, he sold it to another guy for the same price.
Posted by: Reno_Dave at March 14, 2013 06:42 AM (OL4L4)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 14, 2013 06:43 AM (wbmaj)
Ford Maverick 240 CID in-line six or possibly a 302 CID V8 although the trim isn't right for the V8.
Posted by: Harry at March 14, 2013 06:43 AM (eaere)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2013 06:44 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2013 06:44 AM (XkWWK)
Shit, Vic, are you my dad? Because in that picture, you are totally looking like my dad did forty odd years ago.
I'm just assuming that's Vic, btw.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 14, 2013 06:44 AM (4df7R)
Yeah...and I'm shocked it took 29 comments before someone noticed.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2013 06:45 AM (3Mkrp)
Posted by: eman at March 14, 2013 06:45 AM (64rcm)
It was given to my brother and I when we were in high school ( 82-85). By then the floor pans were rusting out due to the Indiana winters. The accelerator had an exciting habit of sticking to the floor. Starting in the winter was a challenge so we always carried a screwdriver and a can of ether.
Posted by: chairman mow at March 14, 2013 06:45 AM (RGDtb)
Posted by: beach a.m. at March 14, 2013 06:45 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2013 06:45 AM (53z96)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 14, 2013 10:44 AM (wbmaj
Someone wants a stomping.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2013 06:45 AM (UOM48)
I freely admit I am a big block bigot, 302, how quaint.
Posted by: Vmaximus at March 14, 2013 06:45 AM (BkbsI)
I just noticed the turn signal lights in the grill.
It's a Mercury Comet, but still with the 302 V8, based on the hood scoops.
Posted by: Reno_Dave at March 14, 2013 06:46 AM (OL4L4)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 14, 2013 06:46 AM (yCvxi)
Posted by: Starman at March 14, 2013 06:46 AM (ntJmA)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 14, 2013 06:48 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: polynikes at March 14, 2013 06:48 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: nip at March 14, 2013 06:48 AM (11Tdq)
Posted by: beach a.m. at March 14, 2013 06:48 AM (XYSwB)
My apologies.
I'll throw in the ampersand utility as compensation.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2013 06:49 AM (3Mkrp)
Posted by: beach a.m. at March 14, 2013 06:49 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: zsasz at March 14, 2013 06:49 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Lauren at March 14, 2013 06:50 AM (wsGWu)
Well Vic, I'm gonna have to turn that picture over to your HOA compliance dept. Grass exceeds HOA mandated maximum height. Openly carrying a deadly assault something or other. Smoking outside during the dry season, second vehicle not parked on an approved parking structure.
Miss Snitz from compliance will be along shortly to photograph all your HOA violations. With a swat team, since you're clearly armed, and thus assumed to be a dangerous blood thirsty lunatic.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 14, 2013 06:50 AM (KESFj)
And that's a Model 19 on the hip, 6" barrel. Brother took the picture after we had just come back from shootin'.
Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2013 06:50 AM (53z96)
Posted by: Reno_Dave at March 14, 2013 06:50 AM (OL4L4)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 14, 2013 06:51 AM (feFL6)
Posted by: ALH at March 14, 2013 10:41 AM (yAPdC)
I didn't know AoSHQ had its very own homeowners association. In that case, I've got a lot of complaints stockpiled over the years.
Posted by: somebody else, not me at March 14, 2013 06:51 AM (nZvGM)
Posted by: polynikes at March 14, 2013 10:48 AM (m2CN7)
Thank you, Miss Vito!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 14, 2013 06:51 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 14, 2013 06:51 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: eman at March 14, 2013 06:52 AM (64rcm)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 14, 2013 06:52 AM (NJs1e)
CBD - sorry dude, that Maverick doesn't qualify as a muscle car as in the classic sense even if they put a 302 in it
As for the guy who is in the picture, I'll say Iowahawk
Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2013 06:52 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 14, 2013 06:53 AM (yCvxi)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 14, 2013 06:53 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: beach a.m. at March 14, 2013 06:53 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2013 06:53 AM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Reno_Dave at March 14, 2013 10:46 AM
I think you're right. The Mercury version had only minor changes from the Maverick, but cost more.
My dad bought one -- with the standard Six -- for my mother. It was a wretched piece of crap. He replaced it with a Chevy Monza -- not the Corvair, but the later small(ish) front-engine coupe -- which was even wretcheder. And rustier.
If he had bought a 302 Comet, I might not have hated it so violently.
Posted by: MrScribbler at March 14, 2013 06:53 AM (4InMH)
Posted by: Fritz at March 14, 2013 06:54 AM (WM+rJ)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 14, 2013 06:54 AM (uhftQ)
All signs of latent tranny-ism.
Posted by: eman at March 14, 2013 10:52 AM (64rcm)
I wasn't married yet then. That was just about 40 years ago right after I got out of the Navy.
Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2013 06:54 AM (53z96)
Posted by: nip at March 14, 2013 10:48 AM (11Tdq)
No, some are just garden-variety slap-in-the-facers.
Posted by: Joey Beans at March 14, 2013 06:54 AM (nZvGM)
Sure!
nynjmeet at optimum dot net.
I'll keep doing this stuff until I get smacked by Ace.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2013 06:54 AM (3Mkrp)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 14, 2013 06:54 AM (PIsea)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at March 14, 2013 06:55 AM (DGIjM)
Ford Maverick 240 CID in-line six or possibly a 302 CID V8
BTW, this? *points up* You might as well just type "watermelon" twenty times and it would make more sense to me.
I blame the ovaries.
To my ovarian sisters who understand carspeak, my awe knows no bounds.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 14, 2013 06:55 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Ford Maverick Owner at March 14, 2013 06:55 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2013 06:55 AM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 14, 2013 06:55 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Senator Maverick at March 14, 2013 06:55 AM (wIgpo)
Posted by: beach a.m. at March 14, 2013 06:55 AM (XYSwB)
"That car must have been useful escaping the Confederates heading towards Gettysburg"
Nah, no front plate...
Posted by: Jess1 at March 14, 2013 06:55 AM (lbiWb)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 14, 2013 06:55 AM (4OvDk)
Posted by: Vmaximus at March 14, 2013 06:55 AM (BkbsI)
Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2013 06:56 AM (53z96)
Posted by: Eskimo at March 14, 2013 06:56 AM (w0PXg)
Posted by: M1911 at March 14, 2013 06:56 AM (j/KPN)
OK, so Vic 'fessed up. I barely remember the Comet/Maverick anyway.
Terrible pieces of dung, both of 'em. But if you're gonna have one, a fast piece of dung is better than a slow one.
Posted by: MrScribbler at March 14, 2013 06:56 AM (4InMH)
-> http://ace.mu.nu/
Loooooose
Shiiiiiiiit!
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 14, 2013 06:56 AM (/T+P8)
Posted by: huerfano at March 14, 2013 06:57 AM (bAGA/)
You should be thankful we even read the post.
....or that we can even read.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 14, 2013 06:57 AM (sbV1u)
Is that a 68/69 Charger in the background ?
Maverick as muscle car ?
That's like saying Juan McCain is a conservative ..
Ooffaahh..
Posted by: grease monkey at March 14, 2013 06:57 AM (VSWPU)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 14, 2013 06:57 AM (4OvDk)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 14, 2013 06:57 AM (fYjWZ)
Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2013 10:56 AM (53z96)
Next you'll be expecting them to read the POST, too. Pfft!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 14, 2013 06:57 AM (4df7R)
That's what I love about them high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age.
Yes they do.
Posted by: Wooderson at March 14, 2013 06:57 AM (BrQrN)
Posted by: scooter (not libby) at March 14, 2013 10:35 AM
Probably a 72
Starting in 1973, all cars sold in America were required to have the 5 MPH impact bumpers on them.
The bumpers added a few hundred pounds of weight and a shitload of bulky ugliness
Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2013 06:57 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 14, 2013 06:57 AM (yCvxi)
Grabber, 302
Posted by: Shirley at March 14, 2013 06:58 AM (U4ceb)
"Obviously we have a lot of people who don't read comments. "
It's challenging once comments = 100 or so.
Posted by: Jess1 at March 14, 2013 06:58 AM (lbiWb)
watermelon,watermelon,watermelon,watermelon
watermelon,watermelon,watermelon,watermelon
watermelon,watermelon,watermelon,watermelon
watermelon,watermelon,watermelon,watermelon
watermelon,watermelon,watermelon,watermelon
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 14, 2013 06:58 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 14, 2013 06:59 AM (BBWjt)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 14, 2013 10:57 AM (4OvDk)
This is clearly a digital remastering of a cave painting from the Lascaux Caves of southern France.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 14, 2013 06:59 AM (4df7R)
nynjmeet at optimum dot net.
I'll keep doing this stuff until I get smacked by Ace.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2013 10:54 AM (3Mkrp)
Cool. I'll see if I can round up some pics of the older cars. (I'm assuming the Rons don't care about guessing a 2010 Roush Mustang. Lol)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 14, 2013 06:59 AM (da5Wo)
watermelon,watermelon,watermelon,watermelon
watermelon,watermelon,watermelon,watermelon
watermelon,watermelon,watermelon,watermelon
watermelon,watermelon,watermelon,watermelon
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 14, 2013 10:58 AM (uhftQ) /i]
Sense!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 14, 2013 07:00 AM (4df7R)
Vic is on his lawn.
Vic, was your Dad yelling at you to get off his lawn when the pic was taken?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 14, 2013 07:00 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: zsasz at March 14, 2013 07:00 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 14, 2013 07:00 AM (4OvDk)
Posted by: Gaia at March 14, 2013 07:00 AM (BuYeH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2013 07:00 AM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 14, 2013 07:00 AM (feFL6)
Posted by: EC at March 14, 2013 07:01 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Infidelswine at March 14, 2013 07:01 AM (7QWE5)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 14, 2013 07:01 AM (8sCoq)
Vic is on his lawn.
Vic, was your Dad yelling at you to get off his lawn when the pic was taken?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 14, 2013 11:00 AM (sbV1u)
I'm laughing way too hard at this. Did someone sneak pot into my tea this morning?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 14, 2013 07:01 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: CactusJ at March 14, 2013 07:01 AM (0Zvik)
Posted by: Ashley Judd at March 14, 2013 07:02 AM (PIsea)
Wooderson.
1970 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454
Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.
Posted by: kotter at March 14, 2013 07:02 AM (F937F)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 14, 2013 07:02 AM (NJs1e)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 14, 2013 07:02 AM (yCvxi)
Posted by: Infidelswine at March 14, 2013 07:03 AM (7QWE5)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 14, 2013 07:03 AM (yCvxi)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 14, 2013 07:03 AM (PIsea)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2013 07:03 AM (XkWWK)
Posted by: mugiwara at March 14, 2013 07:04 AM (W7ffl)
Posted by: Whatev at March 14, 2013 07:04 AM (A7Wh1)
Posted by: grease monkey at March 14, 2013 07:04 AM (VSWPU)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 14, 2013 07:04 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 14, 2013 07:04 AM (SY2Kh)
"Things suck like the 70's right now"
Nah. For real '70s style sucking wait until the woefully artificial interest rates start rolling upwards. Nothing like having used car ads shout "19.99% Interest This Weekend Only".
Posted by: Jess1 at March 14, 2013 07:05 AM (lbiWb)
Posted by: zsasz at March 14, 2013 07:06 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 14, 2013 07:06 AM (e8kgV)
@michellemalkin
There's no apostrophe. Also: So? MT @danmericaCNN Mumford and Son's is the choosen music of #CPAC 2013
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 14, 2013 07:06 AM (/T+P8)
Me too!
'Ettes, whaddya say?
Posted by: EC at March 14, 2013 11:04 AM (GQ8sn)
Do they make cameras that aim low enough to get a picture of AtC?
Yes, I'm prepared for the stomping.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 14, 2013 07:06 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 14, 2013 07:06 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 14, 2013 07:07 AM (kEj+5)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter
***
No, it's a garden variety slap shirt.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 14, 2013 07:07 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Sports Historian at March 14, 2013 07:07 AM (cqZXM)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 14, 2013 11:07 AM (kEj+5)
I was thinking Waterloo.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 14, 2013 07:07 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2013 07:07 AM (fWAjv)
Yeah but have you ever seen one NOT green ?
Posted by: grease monkey at March 14, 2013 07:08 AM (VSWPU)
Yes, I'm prepared for the stomping.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2013 11:06 AM (4df7R)
If an emu sized box shows up at your door step....DON'T OPEN IT.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 14, 2013 07:08 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 14, 2013 07:08 AM (ZshNr)
Yes, I'm prepared for the stomping.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2013 11:06 AM (4df7R)
Yes, and the lens must be a macro.
*runs*
Posted by: EC at March 14, 2013 07:08 AM (GQ8sn)
Anyway, as we were driving back to San Jose on the winding Hwy 17 over the Santa Cruz mountains, I began to notice my brake pedal moving closer and closer to the floor.
By the time we hit the Lexington reservoir, I found that it was taking a pump of the brakes to get pressure.
Luckily, she lived close to the freeway, and by downshifting and some pumping of the brakes to come to a stop, I was able to get her safely to her apartment, and myself back to my dorm.
I never told her that a problem was developing, and just made normal conversation the whole time. Man, I was stupid.
The next day, I rode my bike to a parts store, bought a new master cylinder (the brake fluid had leaked past the push rod seal into the driver's footwell) and replaced it in the dorm's parking lot.
Posted by: Reno_Dave at March 14, 2013 07:08 AM (OL4L4)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 14, 2013 07:09 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 14, 2013 07:09 AM (feFL6)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 14, 2013 07:09 AM (PIsea)
That's Vic?
Now I believe the stories about women coming on to him in very obvious and classless ways.
Posted by: kallisto at March 14, 2013 07:09 AM (jm/9g)
Posted by: EC at March 14, 2013 11:04 AM (GQ8sn)
Do they make cameras that aim low enough to get a picture of AtC?
Yes, I'm prepared for the stomping.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2013 11:06 AM (4df7R)
Just use the Macro setting
Posted by: Red Shirt at March 14, 2013 07:09 AM (FIDMq)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 14, 2013 11:07 AM (kEj+5)
---------------------
I was thinking Waterloo.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2013 11:07 AM (4df7R)
I was thinking Abel...
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 14, 2013 07:09 AM (da5Wo)
I noticed that. Very impressive.
The rules committee has ruled against your request, because it was subtle, and where the fuck do you think you are?
But it has agreed to a "Get-Out-of-Barrel-Free" pass instead.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2013 07:09 AM (3Mkrp)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 14, 2013 07:10 AM (fYjWZ)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 14, 2013 07:10 AM (4OvDk)
Anyway, as we were driving back to San Jose on the winding Hwy 17 over the Santa Cruz mountains, I began to notice my brake pedal moving closer and closer to the floor.
By the time we hit the Lexington reservoir, I found that it was taking a pump of the brakes to get pressure.
Luckily, she lived close to the freeway, and by downshifting and some pumping of the brakes to come to a stop, I was able to get her safely to her apartment, and myself back to my dorm.
I never told her that a problem was developing, and just made normal conversation the whole time. Man, I was stupid.
The next day, I rode my bike to a parts store, bought a new master cylinder (the brake fluid had leaked past the push rod seal into the driver's footwell) and replaced it in the dorm's parking lot.
Should have used the "oh well, I guess we're broken down and we're stuck here......for a while....*eyes back seats* "
Posted by: EC at March 14, 2013 07:10 AM (GQ8sn)
"The next day, I rode my bike to a parts store, bought a new master cylinder (the brake fluid had leaked past the push rod seal into the driver's footwell) and replaced it in the dorm's parking lot"
Huh. Did the same thing on my F250 Camper Special. Which, interestingly enough, was green (with the smashing black vinyl floor trim for easy cleaning!!)
Posted by: Jess1 at March 14, 2013 07:10 AM (lbiWb)
It was applied to American mid-sized 2 door coupes or hardtops with a V8 putting out at least 250 hp, more commonly 300 or more hp. At least a 4 barrel carburetor, dual exhaust, at least G70 tires, 4 on the floor, and ideally a posi rear
True Muscle Cars were as follows;
Chevy Chevelle SS, Pontiac GTO, Olds 442, Buick GS, Ford Fairlane GT/Gran Torino, Mercury Cyclone, Dodge Charger, Coronet GT, or Super Bee, Plymouth GTX or Road Runner, and the AMC Javelin
Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2013 07:10 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 14, 2013 07:11 AM (kEj+5)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 14, 2013 11:07 AM (kEj+5)
I was thinking Waterloo.
Still too late. Jericho.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 14, 2013 11:10 AM (4OvDk)
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Posted by: EC at March 14, 2013 07:11 AM (GQ8sn)
As for not being a "Muscle Car" it was all the muscle I could afford to pay for with the insurance as an E-4 when I bought it. I wanted a Dodge Challenger which actually wasn't much more than that one but the damn insurance on it was almost $100 a month more.
Not mush sense in that because they both had about the same size engine and were about the same price.
Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2013 07:11 AM (53z96)
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2013 07:11 AM (zHyAo)
Posted by: grease monkey at March 14, 2013 11:08 AM (VSWPU)
-
I pulled the engine out of a red one to rebuild in high school. Rust red.
Wait a minute......
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 14, 2013 07:11 AM (NJs1e)
harvest gold
classic white
avacodo
"Harvest gold" and "avocado" are two of the reasons I hate the 70s. Carter, afros, douchey polyester suits, sure, but fucking avocado green appliances, rust orange shag carpet and harvest gold paisley wallpaper would decorate my prison in Hell.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 14, 2013 07:12 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: akula51 at March 14, 2013 07:12 AM (hNXHo)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 14, 2013 07:12 AM (PIsea)
Wispy, metrosexualism will ensue.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2013 07:12 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 14, 2013 07:12 AM (yCvxi)
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2013 11:11 AM (zHyAo)
I meant to say "including McCain"
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2013 07:13 AM (zHyAo)
Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2013 07:13 AM (53z96)
My muscle car was a 74 Cutlass Salon with a 455 Rocket. Blew two freeze plugs that were fairly easy and cheap to repair. The others not so easy so I sold it before it happened. I regret it to this day.
Posted by: polynikes at March 14, 2013 07:13 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 14, 2013 07:14 AM (Jcd0S)
Wispy, metrosexualism will ensue.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2013 11:12 AM
That's mighty white of them
Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2013 07:14 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 14, 2013 07:14 AM (NJs1e)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 14, 2013 11:07 AM (kEj+5)
I was thinking Waterloo.
Still too late. Jericho.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 14, 2013 11:10 AM (4OvDk)
Pretty sure you have all heard of the Big Bang...its on his hip.
Posted by: Red Shirt at March 14, 2013 07:14 AM (FIDMq)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 14, 2013 07:15 AM (4OvDk)
Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2013 07:15 AM (53z96)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 14, 2013 07:15 AM (kEj+5)
Touche ... or he painted it .
Posted by: grease monkey at March 14, 2013 07:15 AM (VSWPU)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 14, 2013 07:16 AM (PIsea)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at March 14, 2013 07:16 AM (hLRSq)
LOL!
Time for a "Then and Now" pic.
Posted by: EC at March 14, 2013 07:16 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2013 11:15 AM (53z96
Our son wears all his dad's old ultimate frisbee t-shirts now. Loves them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2013 07:16 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2013 11:15 AM (53z96)
You say that now, but unless you cut them up for dusters I can almost assure you they're currently gracing the concave ass of some smelly hipster in a Manhattan fair trade cafe.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 14, 2013 07:16 AM (4df7R)
The Charger typically came with a 3 speed automatic and a 2 barrel
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 14, 2013 07:16 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: William Wallace at March 14, 2013 11:13 AM (MhA4j)
Are you sure it's not pee green?
On a related note, I think it's time to visit the doctor again.
Posted by: red sweater at March 14, 2013 07:17 AM (oATMN)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 14, 2013 07:17 AM (4OvDk)
Close buddy found a Gold twin to this in a carport. 302ci, 4 speed and we swapped it to a 4 V carb and cherry bombs. It would lay rubber forever! Smoke clouds everywhere. Took a f'ng beating!
Eventually the shock towers rotted out.
Posted by: hutch1200 at March 14, 2013 07:17 AM (A6xGs)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 14, 2013 07:17 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Mama AJ at March 14, 2013 07:18 AM (SUKHu)
The rules committee has ruled against your request, because it was subtle, and where the fuck do you think you are?
But it has agreed to a "Get-Out-of-Barrel-Free" pass instead.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2013 11:09 AM (3Mkrp)
Hey now, that right there is worth like a dozen ampersands! (I really hope I properly closed that italics tag)
Posted by: mugiwara at March 14, 2013 07:18 AM (W7ffl)
He's working on a 'Cuda now. I'll have to see if I have any pics of it.
Posted by: EC at March 14, 2013 07:18 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: comfortablynumb at March 14, 2013 10:39 AM (4Lam2)
Where do I pick up my Platinum Membership with the optional ampersand utility à and can I substitute the ampersand for an exclamation point or vertical pipe?
Posted by: comfortablynumb at March 14, 2013 07:20 AM (4Lam2)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 14, 2013 07:20 AM (4OvDk)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 14, 2013 11:16 AM (da5Wo)
You could get them with 426s (hemi and otherwise) and 440s iirc.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2013 07:20 AM (zHyAo)
Posted by: Jess1 at March 14, 2013 07:20 AM (lbiWb)
I wish I still had that car.
Posted by: ALH at March 14, 2013 07:20 AM (yAPdC)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 14, 2013 07:21 AM (4OvDk)
My first car was a brown '75 Mercury Comet.
It had an 8-track - that was the only good thing about it, unfortunately.
Posted by: Connertown at March 14, 2013 07:22 AM (+q3dR)
Get a load of MY ride!
Take a used boat body, bolt it to a Ford Falcon chassis, power it with a Corvair engine, get some bitchin' chrome wheels from the Pacoima Pep Boys store, bolt on some neat shit from the JC Whitney catalog, and have it painted by an East LA body shop
What do you get?
A total Babe Magnet!
http://tinyurl.com/9hh8pm3
Posted by: Capt. James T Kirk at March 14, 2013 07:23 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and a Bucket at March 14, 2013 07:23 AM (PIsea)
"Harvest gold" and "avocado" are two of the reasons I hate the 70s. Carter, afros, douchey polyester suits, sure, but fucking avocado green appliances, rust orange shag carpet and harvest gold paisley wallpaper would decorate myprison in Hell."
You forgot the crotchbeards.
Posted by: Jaws at March 14, 2013 07:23 AM (4I3Uo)
It had an 8-track - that was the only good thing about it, unfortunately. Posted by: Connertown at March 14, 2013 11:22 AM
That's like saying; "I had measles that didn't permanently scar my face"
Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2013 07:24 AM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2013 07:25 AM (53z96)
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2013 11:20 AM (zHyAo)
Yeah, there was a whole range of options. My 68 has the 383 and the 4 barrel.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 14, 2013 07:25 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 14, 2013 07:25 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 14, 2013 07:25 AM (4OvDk)
Why Cochran, how serendipitous that the last word in your comment should be "barrel," since that's where you're going.
*points*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 14, 2013 07:25 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 14, 2013 07:26 AM (4OvDk)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 14, 2013 07:26 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Paladin at March 14, 2013 07:26 AM (+Wvn3)
My father worked for Lockheed in 68 at Chenault airbase in Lake Charles, LA repairing Huey's and Cobra's . I remember that his work buddy had a 442 and they had a quarter mile race bet between it and one of the copters, I think the Cobra. Don't remember the outcome at age seven , just the build up.
Chenault is where I also drove for the first time at age 8. Got the 67 Fairlane Station Wagon up to 80mph on the runway. Good memories.
Posted by: polynikes at March 14, 2013 07:26 AM (m2CN7)
You just missed the dreaded "Pintang" years.
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 14, 2013 07:27 AM (PIsea)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 14, 2013 11:26 AM (da5Wo)
We're not unkind. You can wear the hazmat suit. And stay away from the green foam on the floor. I don't know what it is, but it's corrosive as hell.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 14, 2013 07:27 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 14, 2013 11:25 AM (4OvDk)
A guy was telling a story of down in Indiana there is a big horse auction...the guys with trailers learned real quick to lock them up, or else your trailer would get horses put into it for you.
Posted by: Red Shirt at March 14, 2013 07:29 AM (FIDMq)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 14, 2013 07:30 AM (4OvDk)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 14, 2013 07:31 AM (4OvDk)
I wanted to build a street rod, or buy back my '66 buick Gran Sport ragtop. '67 it was shortened to GS. Anywho, I spent 5 years restoring this 401/dual quad/powerglide red-black-black sled. At 55mph, you could punch it and get plenty of rubber.
Now, my brother gave me back my old high school, '79 CJ7 V8 Renegade. He put a 'glass body on it a few years ago, but the frame rotted away. So I'm doing a NEW frame up resto. I pulled a 360ci out of an old Jeep Grand Wagoneer and went nuts. Huge cam that's too big for gentle off roading (Comp 292 magnum), roller everything, forged pistons, and upgraded from a 3 to a 4 speed.
It just came off the dyno at 416 flywheel HP! So, I got a fast light to light street racer, a crawl anywhere in 4-lo range, zombie/apocolypse, EMP proof, bug out screamer. And the only thing more convertible is my bikes.
Roolbars make good long gun mounts too!
Posted by: hutch1200 at March 14, 2013 07:35 AM (A6xGs)
Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2013 07:39 AM (53z96)
Posted by: soothsayer at March 14, 2013 07:43 AM (NNTrd)
Posted by: obamuh at March 14, 2013 07:46 AM (rNS5g)
Posted by: Matticus at March 14, 2013 07:48 AM (0Mr4u)
harvest gold
classic white
avacodo
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 14, 2013 11:06 AM (8sCoq)
My husband had a red white and blue Maverick in college. Stylin' it was.
Posted by: Derak at March 14, 2013 08:02 AM (lkjWK)
Posted by: Chicken of the Sea at March 14, 2013 08:16 AM (FYvb/)
LOL, that was just after I left the Enterprise.
Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2013 08:17 AM (53z96)
Posted by: elliot at March 14, 2013 08:20 AM (R7uOf)
Posted by: Katfish at March 14, 2013 08:23 AM (Nx5wc)
Posted by: McDirty at March 14, 2013 08:25 AM (qB/1a)
Posted by: A bureaucrat to be named later at March 14, 2013 08:28 AM (0DlnM)
You're real close. The Maverick was known in some circles as a Cleveland Steamer.
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 14, 2013 08:30 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Flakely at March 14, 2013 08:37 AM (87E2H)
If only Detroit could come up with quality cars like the Vega and the Maverick today...
Posted by: mark c at March 14, 2013 08:39 AM (hnhBR)
I had a 1974 Maverick. Brown.
My first car, a hand me down from mom.
Pulled the little 4 cylinder and replaced it with a 302.
Fun little car that did not hold up to abuse very well.
Posted by: Charlie at March 14, 2013 09:05 AM (fpCZz)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 14, 2013 09:09 AM (feFL6)
Posted by: mazzuchelli at March 14, 2013 09:38 AM (zAZNI)
Posted by: JonathanG at March 14, 2013 09:38 AM (5OEha)
It did not have an once of rust on it right through the day I got rid of it years later with 90K miles on it. Cars only rust out when you don't take care of them.
Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2013 09:43 AM (53z96)
ahhhh, memories
Posted by: soothsayer at March 14, 2013 11:43 AM (NNTrd)
Oh, that was funny!
Thanks for the addition to my story. I busted out laughing when I read it.
BTW, we remained friends for a few more years, but lost track of her a few years after graduation.
Thanks to the internet, I tracked her down a couple of years ago and found she had been married for quite a few years to a guy she began to date in her senior year.
Then I went to her house and strangled her.
Posted by: Reno_Dave at March 14, 2013 09:46 AM (OL4L4)
without cheating:
it's a Maverick, probably a 72 or 73
mostly likely has a 302 small block?
who that is ai have no idea
Posted by: Shoey at March 14, 2013 10:15 AM (jdOk/)
Posted by: sTevo at March 14, 2013 10:29 AM (sYewh)
Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill from Canada at March 14, 2013 11:28 AM (rkUUZ)
Posted by: superflex at March 14, 2013 11:43 AM (m5M1U)
You remember. The ones they called the "Zippo" cause they were so easy to light.
Gas tank in the rear and the rear end curved up so if you got hit in the back the gas tank took it up the ass with the expected results:
VOOOMPF crackle crackle
Yes, I had a Pinto AND a Mustang II (that also had the same frame.)
Call me adventurous.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 14, 2013 12:01 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2013 12:06 PM (53z96)
Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2013 12:06 PM (53z96)
Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill from Canada at March 14, 2013 12:09 PM (rkUUZ)
Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2013 12:10 PM (53z96)
Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill from Canada at March 14, 2013 04:09 PM (rkUUZ)
Its a 71 Maverick in line 6.
Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2013 12:11 PM (53z96)
The trunk rusted completely out on my 73 Maverick. The trunk is part of the unibody on them, the part that holds the leaf springs, which in turn hold the rear end in place. My let loose going around a curve at about 70 mph, was upside so fast I didn't have time to react. The guy behind me said it was quite the spectacle.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 14, 2013 12:13 PM (7Nq2G)
Ease up on the coffee or the Red Bull Vic.
I just passing along the at the time current hype.
Regardless whether they were quick on ignition, they were overweight, underpowered, drove poorly and weren't very durable.
So don't jump down my throat cause some lawyer pissed you off.
Supposedly the Corvair wasn't as bad as they said.
So what. It was still a piece of shit the day it was made.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 14, 2013 12:14 PM (qyv02)
I also had a Corvair. The engine was a POS and if you ever let the rear end get around on you you would lose it. But it wasn't unsafe like that asshole Ralph Nader made out. Chevy should have sued his ass.
Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2013 12:23 PM (53z96)
Posted by: Vic at March 14, 2013 02:31 PM (53z96)
Posted by: i like anchors at March 14, 2013 03:21 PM (LCZ3l)
Posted by: Restless Legs at March 14, 2013 03:58 PM (Cv/PF)
Posted by: Restless Legs at March 14, 2013 04:09 PM (Cv/PF)
Posted by: EROWMER at March 14, 2013 05:33 PM (kxlCQ)
Posted by: Die Trying at March 17, 2013 09:31 AM (w7J/R)
More testing in an old thread. Italics cannot be stopped!! []
trying another method with nothing between square brackets, as in: []
Posted by: Die Trying at March 17, 2013 09:38 AM (w7J/R)
This is out of control. Italics carry over from prior post. let us see what a b between brackets does did you go bold on me?
Posted by: Die Trying at March 17, 2013 09:39 AM (w7J/R)
Yep. Stuck on bold italics. Could be worse, stuck on stupid, I suppose. Let's try a p between brackets. Plain?
so how does that look?
Posted by: Die Trying at March 17, 2013 09:40 AM (w7J/R)
Posted by: Die Trying at March 17, 2013 09:42 AM (w7J/R)
Try the italics icon in menu, starting here: italics icon on and here, italics icon off continuing here,italics icon off
Posted by: Die Trying at March 17, 2013 09:45 AM (w7J/R)
Posted by: Die Trying at March 17, 2013 09:46 AM (w7J/R)
Trapped. In. Italics. Nothing Can. Save. Me.
Posted by: Die Trying at March 17, 2013 09:47 AM (w7J/R)
THis is more typing. What's with the <BODY> at the bottom. HTML command?
HTML uses "<i> text </i>" text to turn italics on and off.
<i> text </i>
Posted by: Die Trying at March 17, 2013 09:49 AM (w7J/R)
p
[q]q
s
Posted by: Die Trying at March 17, 2013 09:59 AM (w7J/R)
italics
s
286 It's either a Mercury Comet or a Ford Maverick. I had a 1974 Maverick, and this looks like a 72 or 73. The bumpers changed in 74, I believe, and had rubber on them. The thing rusted like crazy!
how about now?
Posted by: Die Trying at March 17, 2013 10:02 AM (w7J/R)
Ok. / seemed to fix,cancel s. try for italics again
sq i now put in the sq/i
This should be plain text
Posted by: Die Trying at March 17, 2013 10:04 AM (w7J/R)
sqi now put in the sq/i
This should be plain text
Posted by: Die Trying at March 17, 2013 10:05 AM (w7J/R)
[aside]MWR - someone took the hazmat suit[/aside]
Posted by: Die Trying at March 17, 2013 10:06 AM (w7J/R)
My apologies.
I'll throw in the ampersand utility as compensation.
Posted by: Die Trying at March 17, 2013 10:09 AM (w7J/R)
My apologies.
I'll throw in the ampersand utility as compensation.
Posted by: Die Trying at March 17, 2013 10:10 AM (w7J/R)
<br />
My apologies.<br />
<br />
I'll throw in the ampersand utility as compensation.<br />
Posted by: Die Trying at March 17, 2013 10:10 AM (w7J/R)
Posted by: Die Trying at March 17, 2013 10:24 AM (w7J/R)
Huh! Thought I tried that. Let's see if it toggles.
sq i italics and now the sq/isq should be plain
should still be plain
Posted by: Die Trying at March 17, 2013 10:25 AM (w7J/R)
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