July 26, 2013

My Live-Tweet of the Dueling Weiner/Filner Press Conferences
— Ace

Everything you're about to read is 100% true.


Well, 100% true, except for a few things.


That woman has Filner's hand locked up for dear life...
...and look at that intent-but-glazed look in the eye

Posted by: Ace at 02:11 PM | Comments (206)
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1
I don't like popcorn.

Posted by: A Weiner at July 26, 2013 02:12 PM (pJF+c)

2 A determined Creep.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 26, 2013 02:12 PM (4Mv1T)

3 And what's with that $3 gas-station wristwatch?

NTTAWWT

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 26, 2013 02:13 PM (4Mv1T)

4 The reason someone would vote for Bob Filner is to make sure he has a police escort when within 1000 ft of a school

Posted by: phreshone at July 26, 2013 02:14 PM (Pr6hk)

5 And that was Filner's official portrait.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2013 02:14 PM (8ZskC)

6 Gives a new meaning to buttered popcorn

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 26, 2013 02:14 PM (HVff2)

7 There's a man on a mission.

Posted by: Vendette, drinking a beverage per AtC's instructions at July 26, 2013 02:14 PM (K+I6z)

8 Hey baby, the solution to all your problems -- IS IN MY PANTS!!!

Posted by: Filthy Filner at July 26, 2013 02:14 PM (6DDE+)

9 What can I say.  Milf was on the gropery list.

Posted by: Mayor Bob Filner at July 26, 2013 02:15 PM (Pr6hk)

10 He's going for the full finger bang, she parries, he then releases and throws her a shocker as she walks away.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 26, 2013 02:15 PM (ZshNr)

11 ...I'm just trying to get her out of the way so I can get to that hot, little 8 year old!!!

Posted by: Filthy Filner at July 26, 2013 02:16 PM (6DDE+)

12 Are those blue balls behind Grinnin' Bob?

Posted by: Cowboy Bob at July 26, 2013 02:16 PM (yFb77)

13 What can I say.  I like working with the victims of sexual harassment.  You know.  Helping them get their start.

Posted by: Mayor Filner at July 26, 2013 02:16 PM (Pr6hk)

14 White man's overbite.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 26, 2013 02:16 PM (BAS5M)

15 The photo is cropped so you can't see the pup tent in Filner's pants.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2013 02:17 PM (8ZskC)

16 What can I say.  Teddy always said you have to show initiative to be senatorial material.

Posted by: Big Time Bob Filner at July 26, 2013 02:18 PM (Pr6hk)

17 And don't forget...San Diego's a sancutary city!!!...Mi Casa Su Casa!!!

Posted by: Filthy Filner at July 26, 2013 02:18 PM (6DDE+)

18 Filner' right arm is damp up to the elbow.

Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 26, 2013 02:19 PM (xDqmM)

19 What can I say.  She said she would do anything so that she and her kid could stay in the country.

Posted by: Bob Filner at July 26, 2013 02:19 PM (Pr6hk)

20 I've got a jitterbug, and your vagina is the cure.

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2013 02:19 PM (UzPAd)

21 She's locked up his hand for dear life so he doesn't put it down her dress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2013 02:19 PM (GTpeb)

22 The lady is keeping both of his hands at bay.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 26, 2013 02:19 PM (Tnlh/)

23 Filner could pass for Chuckie the doll's father.

Posted by: soothsayer went to phoenix az all the way to tacoma at July 26, 2013 02:19 PM (uJpal)

24 That right there is the face of a man who has a walk-in freezer full of women.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 26, 2013 02:20 PM (SY2Kh)

25 Suddenly this makes perfect sense.

http://tinyurl.com/l99ntev

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2013 02:20 PM (8ZskC)

26 All the harassees were adults though. I got that goin' for me. Anyone?

Posted by: The Filn at July 26, 2013 02:20 PM (8cV+u)

27 Barry White has a beautifully romantic song about taking it all off. Barry to dears: I don't wanna see no brassiere.

Posted by: soothsayer went to phoenix az all the way to tacoma at July 26, 2013 02:22 PM (uJpal)

28 at first glance I thought he was wearing a blue skullcap.

Posted by: Mallfly at July 26, 2013 02:22 PM (bJm7W)

29 Filner?!


I hardly knew her.

Posted by: Michael Scott at July 26, 2013 02:22 PM (3VBXw)

30 Is that the woman Weiner sent pics to and did sexting?

Posted by: Vic at July 26, 2013 02:22 PM (lZvxr)

31 What can I say.  That heinie wasn't gonna grope itself

Posted by: Mayor Bob Fil-n-er-up at July 26, 2013 02:23 PM (Pr6hk)

32 Not every boss has the consideration to help with breast exams.

Posted by: zsasz at July 26, 2013 02:23 PM (MMC8r)

33 I'm posting the birthday cake again, damn it.

http://tinyurl.com/mzunzs5

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 26, 2013 02:23 PM (DuH+r)

34 he's eying the closet he's going to rape her in......

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 26, 2013 02:23 PM (8JJ6O)

35 maybe she's a wise latina who doesn't know better

Posted by: Mallfly at July 26, 2013 02:23 PM (bJm7W)

36 It's funny to watch Kirsten Powers comment on Weiner's situation. Kirsten dated Weiner so she probably sucked his Show Cock.

Posted by: Tony Redenzo at July 26, 2013 02:23 PM (888y+)

37 Looks like Filner is on the "vinegar stroke".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 26, 2013 02:23 PM (BXLPR)

38 The Weiner headlines have been pretty damn funny, and watching the left's mental, emotional and rationale hypocrisy i samusing if not downright stunning... But you know; it just reinforces the point that these two guys are a) a 'career public servant' i.e.: a parasite and b) apparently have no skill set that will transfer to the private sector. If they weren't a) and/or they have b) then why put their spouses, families and friends, and the party through this embarrassing ordeal?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 26, 2013 02:23 PM (N+013)

39 re 36: you just ruined my evening

Posted by: Mallfly at July 26, 2013 02:24 PM (bJm7W)

40 What can I say.  When I was in Congress Nancy used to love when I did this

Posted by: Mayor Bob Fil-n-er-up at July 26, 2013 02:24 PM (Pr6hk)

41 Filner looks Jewish in that picture. Ashamed for such a nice boy.

Posted by: Tony Redenzo at July 26, 2013 02:24 PM (888y+)

42 "Official Bob Filner for Congress photo by Phyllis Posner" When she does these shoots she has to hire an animal handler.

Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 26, 2013 02:25 PM (xDqmM)

43 Unless their is butter on the dick -- you must acquit!

Posted by: Waldo Truth at July 26, 2013 02:25 PM (tXGg/)

44 What can I say.  She was out in public, she was asking for it.

Posted by: Mayor Bob at July 26, 2013 02:26 PM (Pr6hk)

45 Bob Filner looks like he rapes animals.

Posted by: CAC at July 26, 2013 02:26 PM (S2Djv)

46 COJ you sir, are spot on. Try doing that shit in the real world at a real job.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 26, 2013 02:26 PM (HVff2)

47 The sickness - it BURNS!

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 26, 2013 02:26 PM (6H6o8)

48 Dude's a one-man walking basic porno script.  Guy walks in, fondles woman, they have sex.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 26, 2013 02:27 PM (7FYqv)

49 45 Bob Filner looks like he rapes animals. It's not rape-rape.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at July 26, 2013 02:27 PM (yFb77)

50 Weiner, Spitzer, and Filner--sort of the anti-Cincinnatus. Most of today's political class may be--with the Society of the Anti-Cincinnatti, they don't go home and pick up their plow, you do. Plow their field, that is.

Posted by: T. at July 26, 2013 02:27 PM (DZqlZ)

51 I'd like to see Sydney Leathers staring in one of those Nunexplotation films.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at July 26, 2013 02:27 PM (tXGg/)

52 Somebody photoshop that Zoolander gif in the jeep to include Clinton, Filner, Weiner, and Spitzer.

Posted by: zsasz at July 26, 2013 02:28 PM (MMC8r)

53 Hey baby, ever done it in a cargo van?

Posted by: Bob Feel'n'her at July 26, 2013 02:28 PM (3VBXw)

54 You know, baby, my office is the biggest erogenous zone...

Posted by: Filner Pickup Lines at July 26, 2013 02:29 PM (MMC8r)

55 There you go Bob, that's a proper 'intern'

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at July 26, 2013 02:29 PM (Pr6hk)

56 VOTE FILNER 2012

Bob Filner stands for:

Free medical screening for breast and cervical cancer*
Free oral exams*
Government provided colonoscopies*
No cost pre-natal care*
City provided pap smears*


*with his penis

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 26, 2013 02:29 PM (SY2Kh)

57 It's been said that politics is show-biz for ugly people. No better example than this basket of hideousness.

He so ugly! HOW UGLY?

He so ugly he scares spiders and clowns and spider-clowns.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 26, 2013 02:30 PM (yPX0e)

58 Grab you partner by the tits..
Fingerbang left and kiss those lips...
Now swing your partner round and round...
And stop her now and grab that mound....

WTF?!?!?

Posted by: Square Dance Caller with special script written by Filner at July 26, 2013 02:30 PM (WCe8r)

59 I'd still like to hear Sexual Healing or Get On Up (Sex Machine) every time Weiner/Filner appears played.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at July 26, 2013 02:30 PM (tXGg/)

60 I believe there is a position on my staff for you.

Posted by: Filner Pickup Lines at July 26, 2013 02:30 PM (MMC8r)

61 What can I say.  She said 'yes' when I asked her if she wanted a hands-on Mayor

Posted by: Mayor Bob Filner at July 26, 2013 02:30 PM (Pr6hk)

62 That's my orgasm face ladies.

Posted by: Bobby Filner at July 26, 2013 02:31 PM (Aif/5)

63 Hey, baby, ever done it with a guy that looks like Gollum?

Posted by: Filner Pickup Lines at July 26, 2013 02:31 PM (MMC8r)

64 If there were a REAL Republican Leader, he/she would have already cut a advertisement showing the profits and the perks of being governed by a bunch of career parasites; (D)etroit, and the war on wymmenz, sanctioned, protected and excused for none other than political gain by people like Reed, Pelosi, Boxer and Captain Asshat.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 26, 2013 02:31 PM (N+013)

65 Fun Facts about Bob Filner: He makes a weekly visit to the sperm bank. He only makes withdrawals.

Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 26, 2013 02:32 PM (xDqmM)

66 Whoa Bob! I think you misunderstood what the Toy Drive was all about . . .

Posted by: Captain Mike at July 26, 2013 02:32 PM (yFb77)

67 That's Chester The Molester from the early Hustler mags.

I'm not kidding.

Posted by: Walsingham at July 26, 2013 02:32 PM (dCigj)

68 How about 'outing' the people who voted for, worked for, campaigned for, donated to Bob Filner? Please try to tell me he fooled you...

Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2013 02:33 PM (FcR7P)

69 50 Weiner, Spitzer, and Filner--sort of the anti-Cincinnatus. Most of today's political class may be--with the Society of the Anti-Cincinnatti, they don't go home and pick up their plow, you do. Plow their field, that is. Posted by: T. at July 26, 2013 06:27 PM (DZqlZ) I don't know, they may go to work on the "Sex Farm". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nihx4hacHW8 Working on a sex farm Trying to raise some hard love Getting out my pitch fork Poking your hay Scratching in your hen house Sniffing at your feedbag Slipping out your back door Leaving my spray Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high? Working on a sex farm Hosing down your barn door Bothering your livestock They know what I need Working up a hot sweat Crouching in your pea patch Plowing through your bean field Planting my seed Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by? Working on a sex farm Trying to raise some hard love Getting out my pitch fork Poking your hay

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at July 26, 2013 02:34 PM (BXLPR)

70 62 That's my orgasm face ladies.

Posted by: Bobby Filner at July 26, 2013 06:31 PM (Aif/5)


Enough to make me want to stub my cigarette out in my own eyes so I never have to see it again.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 26, 2013 02:34 PM (6H6o8)

71 Fun Facts about Bob Filner: He only slobbers on women because he has some Basset Hound in his ancestry.

Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 26, 2013 02:34 PM (xDqmM)

72

>>Kirsten dated Weiner

 

Wut? Is that true?

Posted by: Albie Damned at July 26, 2013 02:34 PM (Yhu4q)

73 That picture of Filthy Filner makes me want to reach through the screen and twist his nuts off his body.  And then ram his head repeatedly on a sidewalk.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2013 02:34 PM (lVPtV)

74

¡Para bailar la bama se necesita una poca de gropa!

Posted by: Roberto Feel'n'her at July 26, 2013 02:35 PM (3VBXw)

75 >>Kirsten dated Weiner Wut? Is that true? ---------- Yes it is and the bastard would never share her with me.

Posted by: Filthy Filner at July 26, 2013 02:35 PM (Aif/5)

76 Not sure why people aren't picking up on this Filner pic. It's the best one! http://www.flickr.com/photos/algaenet/1097312791/

Posted by: titipu at July 26, 2013 02:35 PM (FDj/u)

77 The balloon over his head looks like a yarmulke. Aw, hell. This is just wonderful for the image of Jews around the world (and here).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 02:35 PM (+98Gb)

78 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 26, 2013 06:23 PM (N+013) This is the most interesting part of this. What other non-political venue would tolerate this crap and pay them obscene amounts of money (appropriated from the proles), grant them special privileges, and expect nothing from them?

Posted by: Weimar Republican at July 26, 2013 02:36 PM (XdnQT)

79 How about 'outing' the people who voted for, worked for, campaigned for, donated to Bob Filner? Please try to tell me he fooled you...

They're democrats.  They'd be in denial about Pol Pot

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 26, 2013 02:36 PM (7FYqv)

80 I'm not a Mayor...I'm a stallion.

Posted by: Filner Pickup Lines at July 26, 2013 02:36 PM (MMC8r)

81 I like his circa 1976 Casio digital watch. Definitely a perv!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 02:36 PM (+98Gb)

82 Just looks like some harmless tickling from my angle

Posted by: Eric Massa at July 26, 2013 02:36 PM (Pr6hk)

83

Seriously, check out Hustler's Chester the Molester from the 1970's. Dead ringer for Filner.

http://tinyurl.com/k88cusu

Posted by: Walsingham at July 26, 2013 02:37 PM (dCigj)

84 C'mon guys, was what Mayor Filner did really that bad?

It's not like he was sexting 16 year-old girls.

Posted by: Anthony "Little" Weiner at July 26, 2013 02:38 PM (JawqV)

85 I'm having a glass of wine to toast AtC's birfday, and also to recognize Pervy Friday.  Aw hell, every day is Pervy Day in the Age of Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2013 02:39 PM (lVPtV)

86 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 26, 2013 06:31 PM (N+013) The inability to seize opportunity when it is presented to you on a silver platter is a hallmark of the modern Republican Party.

Posted by: Weimar Republican at July 26, 2013 02:39 PM (XdnQT)

87 BRB, supportin the middle class

Posted by: Bob Filcher at July 26, 2013 02:39 PM (BTguA)

88 Thats the straight jacket hug! He stole my move!

Posted by: Harry R. at July 26, 2013 02:40 PM (r98SZ)

89 >>Kirsten dated Weiner Wut? Is that true? Posted by: Albie Damned at July 26, 2013 06:34 PM (Yhu4q) Oh yeah, he was a rung on her ladder, connections. ZStill, when I found that out, I never looked at her the same. FKN pig always came to mind

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 02:40 PM (XIxXP)

90 What can I say.  I was just trying to give a hand to my hispanic constiuents

Posted by: Mayor Bob Filner at July 26, 2013 02:41 PM (Pr6hk)

91 Ace, I think you're holding out on us at the blog. You're saving your best stuff for Twitter.

Posted by: L, elle at July 26, 2013 02:42 PM (0PiQ4)

92 This move would be killer if only I had another hand.

Posted by: Bob Filner at July 26, 2013 02:42 PM (8ZskC)

93 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 26, 2013 06:31 PM

A REAL Republican leader -- as mythical a beast as the unicorn, as extinct as the passenger pigeon -- would have so much on his plate in terms of treason from the Choom Team, sellouts from our own side and plain ol' anti-American activities that he or she wouldn't have time to waste on the low-level peccadilloes of a tank-town mayor or a mayoral wannabe.

The two Ners (Wei and Fil) are classic examples of the Squirrel and Shiny Stuff Syndrome, put out there for some elements of the public (those who aren't busy ignoring reality) to slaver over. It works well: no one talks much about President Historic First© and his Railroad-Buildin' Muzzies, the billions of our dollars being pissed away on worthless, ineffectual schemes or the speed with which the current crop of alleged Rs in Congress are rushing to accommodate the liberals' every whim.

While the country collapses, we see "Ooooh! Look what Weiner and Filner are doing now!!11!!"

They are distractions. It's that simple.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 26, 2013 02:42 PM (/RIVS)

94 Um Bob, this is a polka! POLKA!

Posted by: Filner's DJ at July 26, 2013 02:42 PM (Kkt/i)

95 Word on the recent street says movie popcorn costs more than filet mignon. Poundage.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2013 02:42 PM (IXrOn)

96 They are distractions. It's that simple. Posted by: MrScribbler at July 26, 2013 06:42 PM (/RIVS) Outstanding point.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 02:43 PM (XIxXP)

97 Um Bob, this is a polka! POLKA! Posted by: Filner's DJ at July 26, 2013 06:42 PM (Kkt/i) Naw, it's the Butterfly.

Posted by: Vendette, drinking a beverage per AtC's instructions at July 26, 2013 02:43 PM (K+I6z)

98 Filner looks like he's about to choke a bitch for women's rights.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 26, 2013 02:43 PM (v1mq9)

99

O/T - New York fast food workers have apparently pre-emptively okayed a strike if their demand for $15 an hour wages isn't met.

 

>.<

 

I can't wait until they all get fired and replaced.

 

Posted by: junior at July 26, 2013 02:43 PM (UWFpX)

100 Filner looks like every sexual preditor I have ever seen .

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 02:43 PM (XIxXP)

101   I am so sick of all this heteronormative bullsh*t!!   This creep is indicative of the right wing patriarchy and should be shunned!  Let's get some gay up in here fellas!!1!11!!

Posted by: All GAY ALL THE TIME DAMNIT at July 26, 2013 02:44 PM (/PJ/D)

102 I can't wait until they all get fired and replaced. Posted by: junior at July 26, 2013 06:43 PM (UWFpX) By Somalis.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 02:44 PM (XIxXP)

103

*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* Hey sugar tits, wanna meet Mr. Happy? *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

 

It's OK, I'm in therapy. Two weeks. It's all I need

fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

Posted by: Albie Damned at July 26, 2013 02:44 PM (Yhu4q)

104
So I watched a video over at the Blaze of people taking over car controls via hacking and damn if my conspiracy brain doesn't think of that reporter in San Diego who died in that car crash.

Posted by: Obligatory at July 26, 2013 02:44 PM (4+FWp)

105 I am so sick of all this heteronormative bullsh*t!! This creep is indicative of the right wing patriarchy and should be shunned! Let's get some gay up in here fellas!!1!11!! Posted by: All GAY ALL THE TIME DAMNIT at July 26, 2013 06:44 PM (/PJ/D) Gabe, is that you?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 02:45 PM (XIxXP)

106

OK, what is a LIV?

Posted by: anon at July 26, 2013 02:45 PM (DEsFp)

107 106 OK, what is a LIV? Low Information Voter

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 02:46 PM (XIxXP)

108 Good grief, people on Judge Judy are really something.

Posted by: Vendette, drinking a beverage per AtC's instructions at July 26, 2013 02:46 PM (K+I6z)

109 Fun Facts about Bob Filner: His favorite thing to wear at home is just a Snuggie and a pair of surgical gloves. He also wears this to City Council meetings.

Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 26, 2013 02:46 PM (xDqmM)

110 The Menifee woman who held the Guinness World Record for her shoe-related collection was allegedly beaten to death with a baseball bat, according to court records. http://goo.gl/qRh4Da The boyfriend did it. And yes, you can own too many damn shoes.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at July 26, 2013 02:46 PM (tXGg/)

111 107 OSP,

or as we like to call them..."American Idol Nation"

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 26, 2013 02:47 PM (LRFds)

112 Stay away from Judge Judy....it will lower your IQ

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 26, 2013 02:47 PM (l3vZN)

113 The Menifee woman who held the Guinness World Record for her shoe-related collection was allegedly beaten to death with a baseball bat, according to court records. The old man got the credit card bill.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 02:47 PM (XIxXP)

114 Filner has his own War on Women, and right now he's fighting the Battle of the Bulge.

Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at July 26, 2013 02:47 PM (xDqmM)

115 106
OK, what is a LIV?

Posted by: anon at July 26, 2013 06:45 PM (DEsFp)



--Low Information Voter

Posted by: logprof at July 26, 2013 02:47 PM (3VBXw)

116 111 107 OSP, or as we like to call them..."American Idol Nation" Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 26, 2013 06:47 PM (LRFds) Yeah, but I like American Idol.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 02:48 PM (XIxXP)

117 Ah ok thanks, what was the other acroynm I just saw here, LPV was it?

Posted by: anon at July 26, 2013 02:48 PM (DEsFp)

118 93 Posted by: MrScribbler at July 26, 2013 06:42 PM (/RIVS) Duly noted, sir. But it's not like nobody here doesn't realize that. Obviously it's meant for LIV consumption. That said, character is an important issue, but between SCOAMF and Holder the high crimes and misdemeanors are being piled higher and deeper and it's unstoppable. The media, to say nothing of the culture and national mindset of too many brainwashed Americans, are in their pockets as are the supposed people on our side in the GOP. Runaway train.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 02:48 PM (+98Gb)

119 Mosiah 29:27
And if the time comes that the voice of the people doth choose iniquity, then is the time that the judgments of God will come upon you; yea, then is the time he will visit you with great destruction even as he has hitherto visited this land.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 26, 2013 02:48 PM (J79eW)

120 Stay away from Judge Judy....it will lower your IQ Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 26, 2013 06:47 PM (l3vZN) I'm watching it to feel better about myself.

Posted by: Vendette, drinking a beverage per AtC's instructions at July 26, 2013 02:48 PM (K+I6z)

121 if Weiner were an Aggie he'd be Johnny Penis.

Posted by: X at July 26, 2013 02:48 PM (KHo8t)

122 107 Also known as a Lofo

Posted by: Tuna at July 26, 2013 02:49 PM (M/TDA)

123 100 Filner looks like every sexual preditor I have ever seen . Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 06:43 PM (XIxXP) Exactly how many HAVE you seen?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 02:49 PM (+98Gb)

124 if Weiner were an Aggie he'd be Johnny Penis. Posted by: X at July 26, 2013 06:48 PM (KHo8t) I don't know why that made me lol, but it did.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 02:49 PM (XIxXP)

125 No worries there! Have a great weekend.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 26, 2013 02:50 PM (l3vZN)

126 Exactly how many HAVE you seen?! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 06:49 PM (+98Gb) Seen on Television.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 02:50 PM (XIxXP)

127

>>OK, what is a LIV?

 

It's not Lesbians Into Vaginas??

Uh oh,

*zip*

I logged into the wrong site

 

 

Posted by: Albie Damned at July 26, 2013 02:50 PM (Yhu4q)

128 126 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 06:50 PM (XIxXP) Like the Popeil Kitchen Magician and Slap-Chop!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 02:51 PM (+98Gb)

129 Like the Popeil Kitchen Magician and Slap-Chop! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 06:51 PM (+98Gb) I thought I liked the pocket fisherman, but it wasn't what I thought it was.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 02:51 PM (XIxXP)

130 He's like John Wayne Gacy but without the charm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 02:52 PM (+98Gb)

131 Ah ok thanks, what was the other acroynm I just saw here, LPV was it? Posted by: anon at July 26, 2013 06:48 PM (DEsFp) Was it LIB, Let it Burn?

Posted by: Vendette, drinking a beverage per AtC's instructions at July 26, 2013 02:52 PM (K+I6z)

132 He's like John Wayne Gacy but without the charm. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 06:52 PM (+98Gb) Or the ability to paint clowns.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 02:52 PM (XIxXP)

133 129 Like the Popeil Kitchen Magician and Slap-Chop! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 06:51 PM (+98Gb) I thought I liked the pocket fisherman, but it wasn't what I thought it was. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 06:51 PM (XIxXP) Weiner's got a pocket fisherman for when he plays pocket pool...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 02:52 PM (+98Gb)

134 Ho-lee crap. What a picture!

Posted by: Y-not hasn't read the comments at July 26, 2013 02:53 PM (5H6zj)

135 116 OSP,

you can also count to five and understand the issues...

I like idiocracy...it all works out

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 26, 2013 02:53 PM (LRFds)

136 He's got that white man's overbite, as if his right hand has gotten hold of something...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 02:54 PM (+98Gb)

137 OSP, you can also count to five and understand the issues... I like idiocracy...it all works out Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence at July 26, 2013 06:53 PM (LRFds) True.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 02:54 PM (XIxXP)

138 "This season, on Dry Humping with the Stars!"

Posted by: Nosmo King- 'Danger' name for Seamus M. at July 26, 2013 02:54 PM (pxDth)

139 Question, why doesn't twitchy show the tweets any longer? all I get is a list of links to twitter. Is this my computer, or have they changed? do yous guys see quoted tweets or links? tia

Posted by: endeavor to persevere at July 26, 2013 02:54 PM (zZJJp)

140 She reminds me of someone, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Posted by: Bob Filner, Mayor of San Diegrope at July 26, 2013 02:55 PM (fjHPw)

141 There are a lot of whores out there. How any woman could flirt with that seriously ugly stupid-looking idiot dipshit is beyond me.

Posted by: L, elle at July 26, 2013 02:55 PM (0PiQ4)

142 138 "This season, on Dry Humping with the Stars!" Posted by: Nosmo King- 'Danger' name for Seamus M. at July 26, 2013 06:54 PM (pxDth) The fact that you know who Nosmo King was deserves high praise.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 02:55 PM (+98Gb)

143 Is either Dem "entertaining the dolphin" or is that not a sexual euphemism in the sidebar?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 26, 2013 02:55 PM (BQ10H)

144 "This season, on Dry Humping with the Stars!" Posted by: Nosmo King- 'Danger' name for Seamus M. at July 26, 2013 06:54 PM (pxDth) Have you seen dancing with the stars? I used to hate it then I watched it with the Mrs. Magically my dick was harder than my liver.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 02:55 PM (XIxXP)

145

Only Minority Juror in Zimmerman Trial Now Declares Zimmerman "Got Away With Murder," Even Though... No Crime Was Proven

—Ace

LIVs, meet LIJs.

 

What is a LIV?  Damn I hate acronyms

Posted by: anon at July 26, 2013 02:56 PM (DEsFp)

146 Question, why doesn't twitchy show the tweets any longer? all I get is a list of links to twitter. Is this my computer, or have they changed? do yous guys see quoted tweets or links? tia Posted by: endeavor to persevere at July 26, 2013 06:54 PM (zZJJp) I use Firefox with NoScript and have "to allow" scripts in order for the quoted tweets to show up.

Posted by: Vendette, drinking a beverage per AtC's instructions at July 26, 2013 02:56 PM (K+I6z)

147 Not to be defending Filner, but she does have a nice rack, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 02:56 PM (+98Gb)

148

Mosiah 29:27
And if the time comes that the voice of the people doth choose iniquity, then is the time that the judgments of God will come upon you; yea, then is the time he will visit you with great destruction even as he has hitherto visited this land.
-----------

 

Or as Nibley liked to call it, the Nephite cycle...

 

Posted by: junior at July 26, 2013 02:56 PM (UWFpX)

149 There are a lot of whores out there. How any woman could flirt with that seriously ugly stupid-looking idiot dipshit is beyond me. Posted by: L, elle at July 26, 2013 06:55 PM (0PiQ4) When the baby is hungry, you'll be surprised what you will do.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 02:56 PM (XIxXP)

150 Runaway train. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 06:48 PM

True enough, JJ. It does seem that certain unpleasant aspects of our life -- in particular, how said life is affected by the shitweasels in D. C. -- have reached a point of inevitability.

I guess I will wonder, as the country crumbles like a super-sized Detroit, whether we could have done a bit more to counter the destroyers had we spent a little more time looking at ways to oppose the America-haters and a little less time giggling over the antics of a couple of self-important, arrogant fuckups who appear to be motivated more by their 'nads than any desire to fundamentally change the country (for the worse).

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 26, 2013 02:57 PM (/RIVS)

151

Nevermind, Low Information Juror, just got it

Posted by: anon at July 26, 2013 02:58 PM (DEsFp)

152 Not to be defending Filner, but she does have a nice rack, no? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 06:56 PM (+98Gb) She's not heinous.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 02:58 PM (XIxXP)

153 149 When the baby is hungry, you'll be surprised what you will do. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 06:56 PM (XIxXP) And on the 6th day (some time into the 5th hour), the Lord created "lactation."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 02:58 PM (+98Gb)

154 I'ld hit like a screen door on a double-wide in a tornado

Posted by: Slick Willy at July 26, 2013 02:59 PM (Pr6hk)

155 152 She's not heinous. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 06:58 PM (XIxXP) Not in the least. Weird facial expression, but hey.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 02:59 PM (+98Gb)

156 Hey Ace. That woman has both of Filthy Filners hands locked up.

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at July 26, 2013 02:59 PM (qoQi/)

157 140 Maria Conchita Alonso?

Posted by: Tuna at July 26, 2013 03:00 PM (M/TDA)

158 That woman has Filner's hand locked up for dear life...
...and look at that intent-but-glazed look in the eye

What happens with these guys is that they go into a fugue state akin to dissociative disorder. The school psychologist said that in her dinner with him, his face changed before he sat next to her and tried to kiss her four times. People who survive mass shootings always say that the killer seemed to be in a trance.

There's no cure for Filner. Either people need to accept his behavior or toss him out of office. Letting him stay while expecting him to change is doomed to failure.

Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at July 26, 2013 03:00 PM (Ptv7k)

159 150 Posted by: MrScribbler at July 26, 2013 06:57 PM (/RIVS) Just want to be in the right place at the appropriate time with the right, shall we say, defensive materiel. Until then... "the waiting is the hardest part."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 03:01 PM (+98Gb)

160 What is a LIV? Damn I hate acronyms Posted by: anon
--------------------------------

It's hard operating a fully functioning secret society like this on a public forum.

Explains the inside jokes, secret handshakes, pig latin from certain Skandi  member, and acronyms, lots of acronyms.

NTTAWWT, YMMV, ISWYDT, HQOGTFO, STFU, IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 26, 2013 03:01 PM (4Mv1T)

161 Maria Conchita Alonso? Posted by: Tuna at July 26, 2013 07:00 PM (M/TDA) Anna Maria Albergetti. (The good seasons salad dressing lady for you young ones.)

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 03:01 PM (XIxXP)

162 If you'll let go of my hands I'll show you how we used to tune a radio in the old days.

Posted by: Bob Filner at July 26, 2013 03:01 PM (8ZskC)

163 ok, which park are they going to find 'Carlos Danger' in...  I've got Grammercy for $20

Posted by: Vince Foster at July 26, 2013 03:01 PM (Pr6hk)

164 She's not heinous. She's my hobo?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 26, 2013 03:01 PM (BQ10H)

165 Not to be defending Filner, but she does have a nice rack, no? I almost got 'em, too! Can't believe she pulled off that double block move you see in the picture...

Posted by: Bob Filner at July 26, 2013 03:01 PM (FcR7P)

166 Nevermind, Low Information Juror, just got it Posted by: anon at July 26, 2013 06:58 PM (DEsFp) May I make a suggestion? It's a good idea to make reference to whoever it is you're responding to (like I just did), either by posting the full quote or just the "Posted by:" part. That way it's easier for the rest of us to figure out the post you are responding to! Just don't copy and paste from a previous thread. That may get you the Barrel treatment.

Posted by: Vendette, drinking a beverage per AtC's instructions at July 26, 2013 03:02 PM (K+I6z)

167 158 Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at July 26, 2013 07:00 PM (Ptv7k) Like A.J. Maggot in "Dirty Dozen"... Filner was in a state of grace and that, that "woman" tried to soil my spirit!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 03:02 PM (+98Gb)

168 She's not heinous. She's my hobo? Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2013 07:01 PM (BQ10H) It's a long long road, from which there is no return.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 03:02 PM (XIxXP)

169 Dare I say it aloud ? Methinks this man is ready for the White House . ...And you gotta love a moron who can link 1970's Hustler . Well done sir !

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 26, 2013 03:02 PM (0iJzo)

170

 I try to give blood twice a year, and the Bloodmobile was in my local Publix parking lot today.

The usual list of 88 probing questions had an additional question at the bottom.

 

#89.  Have you, even for one day, been in the same room as Bob Filner?

Posted by: dr kill at July 26, 2013 03:02 PM (BTguA)

171 .... looks a bit "Dexter".

Posted by: DRH at July 26, 2013 03:02 PM (xFoDt)

172 164 She's not heinous. She's my hobo? Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2013 07:01 PM (BQ10H) Cue Alan Clarke and the Hollies...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 03:03 PM (+98Gb)

173 169 ...And you gotta love a moron who can link 1970's Hustler . Well done sir ! Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 26, 2013 07:02 PM (0iJzo) In Costa Rica all they have to read is Hustler in Spanish. El Hustlero.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 03:04 PM (+98Gb)

174 Sorry; I'm not going to be guilted into what I should have done because I spend a little time mocking Filner and Weiner. I sent money to Mitt Romney. I sent many e-mails and calls to Congress over various issues and continue to do so.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2013 03:04 PM (GTpeb)

175 .... looks a bit "Dexter". Posted by: DRH at July 26, 2013 07:02 PM (xFoDt) Could be his dad.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 03:04 PM (XIxXP)

176 Time for you to hold a special erection, toots!

Posted by: Bob Filner at July 26, 2013 03:04 PM (FcR7P)

177 MrScribbler at July 26, 2013 06:42 PM (/RIVS)

This says it all. 

Posted by: Grandma Mi i at July 26, 2013 03:04 PM (u5LFV)

178 172 Neil Diamond did a decent version also but I like the Hollies' best.

Posted by: Tuna at July 26, 2013 03:04 PM (M/TDA)

179 There's no cure for Filner. Either people need to accept his behavior or toss him out of office. Letting him stay while expecting him to change is doomed to failure.
Posted by: Tacky Adhesive at July 26, 2013 07:00 PM

Ditto Weiner.

Of course, also ditto Choom Boy, Holder, Reid, Boner, Bitch McCullough, Pelosi, McCain, Cantor, Rubio, ad infinitum, ad nauseum....

There are people who, when given authority, become egomaniacal abusers who think the rules -- and the laws -- don't apply to them.

We've had an overdose of 'em lately.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 26, 2013 03:05 PM (/RIVS)

180 174 Sorry; I'm not going to be guilted into what I should have done because I spend a little time mocking Filner and Weiner. I sent money to Mitt Romney. I sent many e-mails and calls to Congress over various issues and continue to do so. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2013 07:04 PM (GTpeb) It's cocktail time. Well, yes, but I meant Molotov.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 03:05 PM (+98Gb)

181 176 Time for you to hold a special erection, toots! Posted by: Bob Filner at July 26, 2013 07:04 PM (FcR7P) Ace made a Kipling reference yesterday, to which I respond: "Hey baby, wanna bear this white man's burden?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 03:06 PM (+98Gb)

182 Neil Diamond did a decent version also but I like the Hollies' best. Posted by: Tuna at July 26, 2013 07:04 PM (M/TDA) The air that I breath is on my Ipod, Harmonizing, what a concept.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 26, 2013 03:06 PM (XIxXP)

183 Akin drops a grenade on his foot, and the taint is all over the whole party. It's time for some introspection, the media say. Not for them of course. For us. Former congressmen and current mayor/ mayor candidates have a compulsive need to show their package and shove their tongue down women's throats, and now it's a reach to have any greater lessons. Introspection is awesome when it's someone else that needs it.

Posted by: Dave S. at July 26, 2013 03:06 PM (3R0Zs)

184 Later, pervs. Gots to go make the dinsies.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2013 03:07 PM (+98Gb)

185 Check out the pic with the headline at Drudge.

Who looks the manliest? 

/s

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2013 03:07 PM (lVPtV)

186 WAH-WAH

Obamacare Call Center Will Not Offer Healthcare Benefits to Employees

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 26, 2013 03:07 PM (yPX0e)

187 182 Love, love that song. The Hollies. Much underrated .

Posted by: Tuna at July 26, 2013 03:08 PM (M/TDA)

188 Finally home.  Hoisting an adult beverage in honor of AtC's natal day. *drinks*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2013 03:09 PM (kSJg9)

189 If I had a son he'd look like Bob Filner.

Posted by: Kinko, the kid-loving clown at July 26, 2013 03:10 PM (hemD9)

190

>>May I make a suggestion? It's a good idea to make reference to whoever it is you're responding to (like I just did), either by posting the full quote or just the "Posted by:" part. That way it's easier for the rest of us to figure out the post you are responding to! <<'

 

This!!

It just drives me CRAZY when you have to scroll up to see who posted the original.

 

ARRRGGGHHH!


Posted by: Albie Damned at July 26, 2013 03:10 PM (Yhu4q)

191 Weiner is so proud of himself, like a baby that did a poo!

Posted by: madamex at July 26, 2013 03:10 PM (1zsKV)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 26, 2013 03:11 PM (JawqV)

193 Jinx the Cat: "Stay away from Judge Judy....it will lower your IQ"

To be fair, you could say that about almost everything on broadcast TV. But, yes, staying away from Judge Judy is still sage advice.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 26, 2013 03:11 PM (eHIJJ)

194 Filter had an amazingly good looking and seemingly nice fiancé who was called the First Lady until she dumped his pervy ass about a week before the shit hit the fan. Don't know why she was with him in the first place. She had a hell of a press release to KPBS when she unloaded him. http://tinyurl.com/osth59x

Posted by: Keena at July 26, 2013 03:12 PM (M5qgo)

195 185 Love the way Drudge has Putin looking at Momjeans as if to say "Ever catch one of these babies, Mr. Wimpy?"

Posted by: Tuna at July 26, 2013 03:13 PM (M/TDA)

196 191 Thread winner or wiener . Whichever you prefer.

Posted by: Tuna at July 26, 2013 03:14 PM (M/TDA)

197 New thread.

Posted by: Vendette, drinking a beverage per AtC's instructions at July 26, 2013 03:15 PM (K+I6z)

198 Filthy Filner has the dead eyes of a shark eyeing a sweet piece of tuna.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 26, 2013 03:19 PM (SzAZ7)

199

fuck

 

I thought that balloon was a yarmulke

 

I looked it up

 

Yes, Filner is Jewish.  Like Weiner

 

Fuck

Posted by: thunderb at July 26, 2013 03:19 PM (zOTsN)

200

OMG  of course, spritzer too

 

fuck

Posted by: thunderb at July 26, 2013 03:21 PM (zOTsN)

201 Yes, Filner's former fiance is an attractive woman and was 23 years younger than he was: http://tinyurl.com/pltbte7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2013 03:21 PM (GTpeb)

202 192 Love that opening riff.

Posted by: Tuna at July 26, 2013 03:23 PM (M/TDA)

203 "I have witnessed a severe deterioration in Bob's ability to engage with anyone in a civil manner, myself included. During our trip to Paris, he screamed at me in public without provocation, among other inappropriate and disrespectful acts." ^^From his former Fiance I wonder if Filner also had some mental or health issues going on-sometimes his perversions/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2013 03:26 PM (GTpeb)

204 I'm watching it to feel better about myself.

Posted by: Vendette, drinking a beverage per AtC's instructions at July 26, 2013 06:48 PM (K+I6z)

 

****

 

It can't be that bad. 

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 26, 2013 03:28 PM (ga+7c)

205 At least this photo will appeal to Jewish constituents of San Diego as he appears to be wearing a balloon yamika. There's that, I guess.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at July 26, 2013 04:01 PM (baL2B)

206 She parries his hands and he thrusts his Weiner schnitzel. Badda Bing!

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at July 26, 2013 04:41 PM (/7gW+)

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