April 29, 2013
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Posted by: Kramer at April 29, 2013 07:49 AM (g40YK)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Septembrist at April 29, 2013 07:50 AM (fMiHM)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 29, 2013 07:50 AM (wbmaj)
Who cares? I mean, seriously, has this changed your day, your view of the NBA, or anything else in your life?
What a complete and utter waste of time.
Posted by: RobM1981 at April 29, 2013 07:50 AM (FgxCS)
Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at April 29, 2013 07:50 AM (ZWvOb)
Has any of these sort of celebs who have made a big splashy announcements about being gay turned out to be straight?
Posted by: Long Island at April 29, 2013 07:51 AM (hl8SI)
Posted by: fluffy at April 29, 2013 07:51 AM (z9HTb)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at April 29, 2013 07:51 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 29, 2013 07:52 AM (71LDo)
Posted by: The Jackhole at April 29, 2013 07:52 AM (nTgAI)
Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2013 07:52 AM (LI48c)
Posted by: MeridethBaxterBirney at April 29, 2013 07:52 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: LindsayLohan at April 29, 2013 07:53 AM (7ObY1)
Has any of these sort of celebs who have made a big splashy announcements about being gay turned out to be straight?
Posted by: Long Island at April 29, 2013 11:51 AM (hl8SI
Anne Heche.
Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2013 07:53 AM (LI48c)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 29, 2013 07:53 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: DavidBowie at April 29, 2013 07:53 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Jason Collins at April 29, 2013 07:54 AM (mjR67)
Posted by: Jason Collins at April 29, 2013 07:54 AM (ggRof)
Actually pretty good article. Seems like a good guy.
Interesting that he has a twin brother who's straight. Pretty good evidence for the argument that homosexuality is a genetic predisposition and not a question of nurture.
Also interesting that he's at the end of his career. Does he get a spot on a team next year? Or, more likely, will TNT or ESPN offer him a contract to do some TV work? If he was interested, would they dare turn him down?
Other than that, I agree with: Meh.
But maybe the sense that this isn't that big a deal is really what makes it a big deal.
Posted by: The Regular Guy at April 29, 2013 07:54 AM (qHCyt)
Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2013 07:54 AM (pZDxu)
Posted by: Mindy at April 29, 2013 07:54 AM (xIq7K)
Not a chance.
Posted by: Liberace at April 29, 2013 07:54 AM (71LDo)
see Buzz that's the thing you're wrong...hell I told my son he should act gay when he asked about it...
"you'll get bonus points and some liberal douche will hire you because you are gay"
It was a joke but still
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 29, 2013 07:54 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: fluffy at April 29, 2013 07:55 AM (z9HTb)
It causes him great personal injury to have you look at him and judge his career by the splinters in his ass...
oops I did it again
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 29, 2013 07:55 AM (LRFds)
Although, I do wanna come forward with a confession of my own. >_> ...I like redheads.
Have since I was a nine-year-old kid. >.> 17 year old redhead introduced me to the Super Nintendo and Final Fantasy. Mine fate was sealed.
Games 'n girls. Yes, sirree, I am a Very Bad Man™.
Now, I sit back and wait for the sweet, sweet endorsement cash. Any second now.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, LiB at April 29, 2013 07:55 AM (KBKz/)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 29, 2013 07:55 AM (yCvxi)
So? The only people that care about people's sexual preference are the one's screaming about the intolerance of others.
Posted by: ALittleEnglish at April 29, 2013 07:55 AM (VDsQI)
...not by the color of our skin, but by the context of our sexuality.......
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 29, 2013 07:55 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 29, 2013 07:56 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2013 07:56 AM (egLlQ)
Want a laugh? Yahoo's NBA Blog ended their post about it with this: Because of CollinsÂ’ bravery and influence, itÂ’s very likely that he wonÂ’t be the only open player doing as much by the time the 2013-14 NBA training camp starts. Kudos to Jason Collins, a history-changing trail bl@zer, for that
I had to of course alter that one word.
Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2013 07:56 AM (LI48c)
I catered a lesbian Psycho Golfer's Assoc event with Kroger in my misspent youth...
there was this beautiful blonde straight youngster the harpies would not quit bitching about b/c she brought her husband on tour...
"watch this drive"
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 29, 2013 07:57 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: razor419 at April 29, 2013 07:57 AM (wwuGd)
Interesting that he has a twin brother who's straight. Pretty good evidence for the argument that homosexuality is a genetic predisposition and not a question of nurture.
Posted by: The Regular Guy at April 29, 2013 11:54 AM (qHCyt)
Now, hang on a sec. This would seem to me to be a pretty good indication that there's no predisposition, and that it is in fact a matter of personal choice.
Whence the indication of predisposition here?
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, LiB at April 29, 2013 07:57 AM (KBKz/)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 29, 2013 07:57 AM (wbmaj)
>>Hey, *I* started the whole thing.
Posted by: DavidBowie at April 29, 2013 11:53 AM (7ObY1)
To be fair, Iman (sp?) might be smuggling.
Not as sure about that as I am about the First Lady.
But on a scale of Jamie Lee Curtis to Michele Obama, I'd give her a Serena Williams.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2013 07:57 AM (g40YK)
I don't care, I don't want to know, and I will not be made to care.
Posted by: Stu-22 at April 29, 2013 07:58 AM (k4bdL)
Sure, David Bowie.
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 29, 2013 07:58 AM (/Rmj0)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at April 29, 2013 07:58 AM (++kZl)
And we're supposed to believe they're going to care that this guy is gay?
Yeah.
Unlikely.
New thread ace, this one is boring
.Posted by: tsrblke (work)[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 29, 2013 07:58 AM (WTxF0)
Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at April 29, 2013 11:48 AM (ZWvOb)
WOW, early thread winner. Nice job.
Posted by: Heralder at April 29, 2013 07:58 AM (+xmn4)
As I said in the last thread, NBA players all run around on the court playing grab ass anyway.
what with the butt slapping, hand holding, jerking off in a big circle while the coach is on his knees with a clipboard, the "dunking", the "free throws", the "charging", the double dribbles, the fabulous warm up sweats, the takin' it to the hole, shootin the pill, palming the ball, fist pumping, the glittery gold shoes, drinking a collins, and "3 pointers", I'd say the whole league is gay.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2013 07:59 AM (jKWYf)
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2013 07:59 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: fluffy Mix-a-lot at April 29, 2013 07:59 AM (z9HTb)
Ummmm....actually it would be the exact opposite of what you say.
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 29, 2013 07:59 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2013 07:59 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: DangerGirl at April 29, 2013 07:59 AM (WCi6Q)
Posted by: HeideRadieschen at April 29, 2013 07:59 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: MeggieMac, Young People Deserve NEWS!!! at April 29, 2013 07:59 AM (GVL0g)
This shouldn't count, but the press will scream that it does. The guy is a no-name, 12th-man, 13th-year journeyman whose career was likely over after last year. Coming out now is functionally identical to coming out AFTER his career- if anything, it might convince a team to pick him up next year (if only to avoid the argument that teams are homophobic for NOT hiring a no-name, 12th-man, 13th-year journeyman).
Collins always seemed like a good guy, he's clearly a good writer, and I wish him well. But this is a mousefart of a story that will be exploded as being bigger than it is. Wait until there is a mid-career *starting* professional athlete in the big three sports coming out, THEN we'll have a story.
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at April 29, 2013 08:00 AM (6T8Ay)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 29, 2013 08:00 AM (yCvxi)
Posted by: Mindy at April 29, 2013 11:54 AM (xIq7K)
You might not pay so much attention to his submediocre statistics and when he gets cut before next season people will think it's because he's a homo who went public about it.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 29, 2013 08:00 AM (Wix3e)
Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at April 29, 2013 08:01 AM (ZWvOb)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 29, 2013 08:01 AM (nEr+s)
Posted by: toby928 at April 29, 2013 08:01 AM (evdj2)
Yeesh. this is the top news item on Fox news Radio. Screw terrorists, bombings, Benghazi coverups. We wanna know who else is gay. Serious you guys!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Assault CAD Monkey at April 29, 2013 08:01 AM (K+mtQ)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 29, 2013 08:01 AM (feFL6)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at April 29, 2013 08:02 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 29, 2013 08:02 AM (wbmaj)
I'm sure that will fit into well in the thug culture NBA. But we'll see how many sports "journalists" want to talk about that, while they're busy patting themselves on the back about their "conversations" on gays in sports.
Posted by: gdfgsdfgdfgdfgffg at April 29, 2013 08:02 AM (iEoiA)
There are no lesbians in the WNBA, and I would know bitches!
Posted by: Margaret Cho at April 29, 2013 12:00 PM (1lQzY)
Even homos have standards that aren't low enough to fuck you margaret.
Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2013 08:02 AM (LI48c)
Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at April 29, 2013 08:02 AM (ZWvOb)
*thump thump thump*
Hmm, that's strange. My Give-A-Shitometer won't move for this either.
It hasn't moved for a while. I'm starting to think this thing doesn't work at all.
Or it could be that I really don't give a shit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 29, 2013 08:03 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 29, 2013 08:03 AM (wbmaj)
*stares expectantly at telephone*
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, LiB at April 29, 2013 08:03 AM (KBKz/)
Math is already racist and sexist, now it's gonna be anti-gay.
(Alan Turing hardest hit.)
Posted by: HeideRadieschen at April 29, 2013 08:03 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2013 08:03 AM (egLlQ)
'Twas once in the saddle I used to go gay.
First down to Rosie's, and then to the card-house,
Got shot in the breast, and I'm dying today."
Posted by: The Streets of Laredo at April 29, 2013 08:03 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 29, 2013 08:04 AM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 29, 2013 08:04 AM (WcpwN)
Over/under on number of ESPN employees "suspended" for their remarks on this guy I've never heard of?
Posted by: HeideRadieschen at April 29, 2013 08:04 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: The MFM at April 29, 2013 08:05 AM (FcR7P)
I'm not buying his story. He may have held one in his mouth, but the odds are he never sucked on it. He's not gay!
Posted by: Ru Paul at April 29, 2013 08:05 AM (1lQzY)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 29, 2013 12:00 PM (Wix3e)
Well he's already "cut." He's a free agent which means he is not on any team at the moment. So its not that he's going to be cut because he's gay, they're going to push the "No team will sign him because he's gay."
Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2013 08:05 AM (LI48c)
Posted by: Evilpens at April 29, 2013 08:05 AM (aMZiy)
Lou Diamond Phillips not hardest hit.
Posted by: EC at April 29, 2013 08:05 AM (GQ8sn)
Good thing he didn't say he was a committed Christian or his career would be over and done.
Burn the God witch!
Posted by: The Tolerant Left at April 29, 2013 08:06 AM (ZRmWD)
Posted by: Isaiah Thomas at April 29, 2013 08:06 AM (ZshNr)
Oh who am I kidding, only SMOD is going to fix this one.
Posted by: Heralder at April 29, 2013 08:06 AM (+xmn4)
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There will be a round of appearances on the lib talk shows..., perhaps even sports shows. A cameo on Dancing With the Stars, perhaps Glee..., then the slow sink into oblivion.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 08:06 AM (aDwsi)
I fell in love with a Mexican gal
Posted by: toby928 at April 29, 2013 12:05 PM (evdj2)
Nighttime would find you in Rosa's cantina?
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, LiB at April 29, 2013 08:06 AM (KBKz/)
Posted by: Arthur Dent at April 29, 2013 08:06 AM (ggRof)
Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at April 29, 2013 08:07 AM (HEa5q)
Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 29, 2013 08:07 AM (WcpwN)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 29, 2013 08:07 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at April 29, 2013 08:07 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: t-bird at April 29, 2013 08:08 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 29, 2013 08:08 AM (D/fQ0)
Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at April 29, 2013 12:02 PM (ZWvOb)
Considering the amount of alimony they must be paying, it's actually remarkable there aren't more NBA players in poverty.
Posted by: AD at April 29, 2013 08:08 AM (COzHC)
Posted by: Arthur Dent at April 29, 2013 12:06 PM (ggRof)
The word 'brave' is another victim of overused progressive verbage. It's now hanging out with "Liberal", "Racist", "Sexist", "Mysoginist", "Bigot" and about 20 other worn out meaningless collections of letters.
Posted by: Heralder at April 29, 2013 08:09 AM (+xmn4)
Well lah-tee-dah. Now they'll do a super emotional dramaucentary rivaling Brian's Song and Hoosiers. for fuck's sake.
In other news, influential commenters on the internets are picking up on the fact that the easiest way to discredit the nanny state fucking big brother retards is, you guessed it, MOCKERY. Via ZeroHedge
The Greatest Weapon Against The Tyranny Of "Very Serious People" - Laughter
Indeed. Today's example, the brilliant genius of Rep. Hank Johnson, who once was afraid that AN ISLAND WOULD TIP OVER. You read that correctly.
Today we get this gem from him: "Imagine, Mr. Speaker, a world without balloons..."
This fucking clown votes for laws that bind us all. Fucking disgrace.
Posted by: Prescient11 at April 29, 2013 08:09 AM (tVTLU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2013 11:48 AM (jKWYf)
Oh, sorry. Now that this professional athlete has come out, I too should start liking dick because I too am a macho guy and its ok. So whoever you are that plays for whatever team that is who was published in that magazine that I read once a year when it shows Kate Upton's or Marissa Miller's tits, thank you for making me love the penis. Thank you.
Now, I have to go score some hot wood to blow because that is now macho and manly. Or something.
Or on second thought, basketball is kinda gay, no?
Posted by: Jollyroger at April 29, 2013 08:09 AM (t06LC)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 29, 2013 08:09 AM (D5iHx)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 29, 2013 08:10 AM (D5iHx)
130 Is it just me, or does anyone else feel that "I'm gay!" is the new "I just got a tramp stamp!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 29, 2013 12:07 PM (zF6Iw)
Trying to start the tattoo wars again are we?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 29, 2013 08:10 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: aka.john at April 29, 2013 08:10 AM (zPa3K)
Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2013 12:05 PM (LI48c)
I'd be surprised if some team didn't give him a tryout based only on the fact that he's 7 feet tall; team GMs go so crazy about that they're even considering signing Greg Oden despite him barely playing in any past seasons' games due to serious injuries.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 29, 2013 08:10 AM (Wix3e)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 29, 2013 08:10 AM (/gHaE)
Breaking news: some person announces something to sell some books or get some commercials or otherwise fame whore.
That's never happened before.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2013 08:11 AM (jKWYf)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 29, 2013 12:07 PM (zF6Iw)
Trying to start the tattoo wars again are we?
Yeah, but in this case it would be an arrow pointing down.
Posted by: EC at April 29, 2013 08:11 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Gordon at April 29, 2013 08:11 AM (2sT0g)
Alright, I'm gonna have to read that article. >_>
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, LiB at April 29, 2013 08:11 AM (KBKz/)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 29, 2013 08:11 AM (oBhEo)
The institution of marriage is going to change, and it should change. And again, I donÂ’t think it should exist. And I donÂ’t like taking part in creating fictions about my life. ThatÂ’s sort of not what I had in mind when I came out thirty years ago.
Posted by: Masha Gessen at April 29, 2013 08:11 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: I Be That Chick at April 29, 2013 08:11 AM (53qPJ)
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We knew a girl who got picked up an older lesbian predator. They were together for 5 years or so. The older woman would have hysterical jealousy fits. Eventually, our acquaintance met a young guy her age. They've been married for years, two kids.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 08:11 AM (aDwsi)
Although, I do wanna come forward with a confession of my own. >_> ...I like redheads.
I like tall, busty redheads with long legs and small feet.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 29, 2013 08:12 AM (zF6Iw)
I realized I needed to go public when Joe Kennedy, my old roommate at Stanford and now a Massachusetts congressman, told me he had just marched in Boston's 2012 Gay Pride Parade.
Posted by: HeideRadieschen at April 29, 2013 08:12 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 29, 2013 08:12 AM (JDIKC)
Hmmm, now that I think about it, perhaps that was Reagan's genius after all. I mean the guy was always joking about the commies and liberals.
Seriously. And after he transformed the country, commies and liberals were nothing but a fucking joke.
I mean, just watch Lovitz on SNL playing Dukakis. That clip is one of the funniest things I have ever seen!!
Posted by: Prescient11 at April 29, 2013 08:12 AM (tVTLU)
@ 35 - "Interesting that he has a twin brother who's straight. Pretty good evidence for the argument that homosexuality is a genetic predisposition and not a question of nurture."
It's quite the opposite, actually.
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at April 29, 2013 08:12 AM (YYJjz)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 29, 2013 08:12 AM (44PWr)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 29, 2013 08:13 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 29, 2013 08:13 AM (WcpwN)
So what?
Who I pray to, how much money I make, who I sleep with, whether or not I own a gun, et al.
The above is a list including but not limited to things that are NOT YOU FUCKING BUSINESS!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 29, 2013 08:13 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 29, 2013 08:13 AM (fwARV)
I'm all about the titties.
That feels so good to finally come out and say it.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 29, 2013 12:12 PM (JDIKC)
You are? Me too! I thought I was all alone! Thank God I can finally share this with the world!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2013 08:13 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 08:14 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 29, 2013 12:10 PM (/gHaE)
Maybe borrow my patented phrase.
I'm so homophobic I don't even look at my own dick.
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2013 08:14 AM (FMbng)
So many strawmen, non sequiturs and outright BS in this post I don't even know where to start.
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 29, 2013 08:14 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 29, 2013 08:14 AM (WcpwN)
I'm all about the titties.
osted by: Empire of Jeff at April 29, 2013 12:12 PM (JDIKC)
Hi, Jeff. My name's Washington Nearsider and I'm a vaginatarian.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 29, 2013 08:14 AM (fwARV)
Hi jeff....
I'm F**** H***** II and I have a confession to make.....I like popcorn.
"courage"
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 29, 2013 08:14 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: BlearyTruth at April 29, 2013 08:14 AM (sYLzD)
Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 29, 2013 12:13 PM (WcpwN)
Why did you have to bring that back up again?
Posted by: EC at April 29, 2013 08:14 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 29, 2013 12:12 PM (JDIKC)
You are? Me too! I thought I was all alone! Thank God I can finally share this with the world! Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2013 12:13 PM
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You guys are missing the best part..., just saying.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 08:15 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 29, 2013 12:12 PM (zF6Iw)
Shhhhhhh. ._. Don't just go and tell them everything all at once! Leak details, slowly, over the course of several years, in order to revive interest!
Strategery!
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, LiB at April 29, 2013 08:15 AM (KBKz/)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2013 12:13 PM (DrWcr)
I love this place, I too thought I was alone! We need to organize a march for solidarity!
Posted by: Heralder at April 29, 2013 08:15 AM (+xmn4)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 29, 2013 08:15 AM (GmTxn)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 29, 2013 12:12 PM (JDIKC)
Others made their stand at Stonewall.
Jeff made his at Hooters.
Saaaa-LUTE!
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 29, 2013 08:15 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: AE at April 29, 2013 08:15 AM (NxeQR)
Almost four years after the Great Recession officially ended in June 2009, the U.S. economy remains mired in sluggish growth with high unemployment and stagnant wages.
First quarter GDP came in at 2.5%--well below expectations for 3.2% growth but much better than the 0.4% reported for the fourth quarter.
MFM: This isn't news. Gay athletes are big news because it affects everyone's lives as opposed to the economy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 29, 2013 08:15 AM (1Jaio)
Why can't you let us suffer in silence and humility Hammer?
Boobies, Ginies, Popcorn we are all brothers under the eyes of God.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 29, 2013 08:16 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 29, 2013 12:12 PM (JDIKC)
There you go man. I came out years ago.
I love semi slutty leather clad big boobeh metal chicks
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2013 08:16 AM (FMbng)
I do not give a shit if you like dick, tits, pussy, ass, giving, receiving, all of the above one at a time, or exclusively or in a giant oily pile. It's not my damn business and I'D PREFER IT STAY THAT WAY.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 29, 2013 08:16 AM (da5Wo)
Any publicity is good publicity I guess, but this strikes me as a bit desperate.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 29, 2013 08:16 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Producers DWS [/i] at April 29, 2013 08:16 AM (feFL6)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2013 08:16 AM (GFM2b)
On to more important matters: Why did the Vikings only have 9 episodes? How weird. 13 or 12, or 10 but not 9. Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 29, 2013 12:14 PM
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Wait..., are you saying there's no more blood and gore this season?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 08:16 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 29, 2013 08:16 AM (wrS2o)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/c82tpr8
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 29, 2013 08:16 AM (nbX4o)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2013 12:16 PM (GFM2b)
I LOL'd.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2013 08:17 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: zsasz at April 29, 2013 08:17 AM (MMC8r)
Has any of these sort of celebs who have made a big splashy announcements about being gay turned out to be straight?
Posted by: Long Island at April 29, 2013 11:51 AM (hl8SI)
Anne Heche came out with Ellen to only leave her to go back to guys or at least only gay with Ellen.
Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at April 29, 2013 08:17 AM (CdeLs)
The producer lost a finger in a table saw accident years ago
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 29, 2013 08:17 AM (32UBw)
Posted by: Jay Carney at April 29, 2013 08:17 AM (FcR7P)
Dagnabit, folks, we had a good thing going. You may have just ruined our chances at a media blitz and endorsements from expensive-yet-tasteless designer clothing manufacturers!
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, LiB at April 29, 2013 08:17 AM (KBKz/)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 29, 2013 12:12 PM (JDIKC)
You are? Me too! I thought I was all alone! Thank God I can finally share this with the world!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2013 12:13 PM (DrWcr)
Ok. This is scary. I too have a thing for boobies. Man, glad I could get that off my chest.
Posted by: Jollyroger at April 29, 2013 08:17 AM (t06LC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2013 08:17 AM (egLlQ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 29, 2013 08:17 AM (ZshNr)
*guffaw* Ghostwriter Franz Lidz, if that's your real name, I tip my hat to you.
Posted by: HeideRadieschen at April 29, 2013 08:17 AM (/kI1Q)
Are those the old GDP calculations or the new ones Patterico was talking about?
Posted by: tsrblke (work)[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 29, 2013 08:17 AM (WTxF0)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 29, 2013 08:18 AM (yCvxi)
On to more important matters: Why did the Vikings only have 9 episodes? How weird. 13 or 12, or 10 but not 9.
First season's biggest hurdle: money.
Posted by: EC at April 29, 2013 08:18 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 29, 2013 12:16 PM (da5Wo)
FIFY
Posted by: Heralder at April 29, 2013 08:18 AM (+xmn4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2013 08:18 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Future Reporter at April 29, 2013 08:18 AM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2013 08:19 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Marcus at April 29, 2013 08:19 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2013 12:16 PM (FMbng)
YES!!!
Posted by: EC at April 29, 2013 08:19 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2013 12:16 PM (GFM2b)
Ok thats fucking funny.
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2013 08:19 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Marcus at April 29, 2013 12:19 PM (GGCsk)
Like the ambrosia of the gods.
Posted by: Jason Collins at April 29, 2013 08:19 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: BlearyTruth at April 29, 2013 08:20 AM (sYLzD)
Wow! Thanks for the idea. But we want to take it further, be all 'edgy' and stuff. We'll make him a contestant next season, get him a male to perform with in prime-time, and shove that down the throat of conservative Amerikkka.
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Hmmm..., how about Chaz as a partner. A Dance-a-paloosa of sexual confusion.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 08:20 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 29, 2013 08:20 AM (yCvxi)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 29, 2013 08:20 AM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2013 12:16 PM (FMbng)
YES!!!
Posted by: EC at April 29, 2013 12:19 PM (GQ8sn)
Hell yeah, I didn't go into music because I liked ruining my hearing.
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2013 08:20 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2013 08:20 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 29, 2013 08:20 AM (Wix3e)
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at April 29, 2013 12:17 PM (WTxF0)
As far as I know the old ones.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 29, 2013 08:21 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 29, 2013 08:21 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 29, 2013 12:16 PM (da5Wo)
But it has to be your business. These pathetic people have gone from demanding that government get out of the bedroom, to demanding that the government be in the bedroom and forcing you to attend as well with mandatory applause and cheering.
And I'm not doing that unless it involves the actresses that played the Doctor's companions Amy Pond and Clara Oswald.
Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2013 08:22 AM (LI48c)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 29, 2013 12:17 PM (ZshNr)
I'm still waiting for the Barry/Reggie Love strip 1 on 1 basketball pics to come out. Barry loses his pants early and likes to use his ass to block the lane from what I hear
Posted by: Jollyroger at April 29, 2013 08:23 AM (t06LC)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 29, 2013 08:23 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2013 12:20 PM (FMbng)
I have a pic or two around here somewhere...
Posted by: EC at April 29, 2013 08:23 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2013 08:23 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2013 12:22 PM (LI48c)
I tweeted, during the thing about the middle schoolers being forced to pretend they were lesbians that "Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks should make out to prove that they aren't homophobes."
I stand by that.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 29, 2013 08:24 AM (da5Wo)
My name is Jeff ******** and I need to confess something I've never shared with anyone.
I'm all about the titties.
That feels so good to finally come out and say it.
Typical response from the titriarchy.
The ass-men of the world will not put up with your crackaphobia any longer!
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at April 29, 2013 08:24 AM (ZRmWD)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 29, 2013 08:24 AM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Marcus at April 29, 2013 08:24 AM (GGCsk)
Kick out of that closet and embrace the word Jolly EMBRACE the word!
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 29, 2013 12:19 PM (LRFds)
Sven, I want to embarace it with both hands and maybe work in some motorboat!
Posted by: Jollyroger at April 29, 2013 08:24 AM (t06LC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2013 08:25 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 29, 2013 08:25 AM (/gHaE)
Our time will come, buddy. Our time will come.
Swing loooooooooow, sweeeeet chaaaaaariotttttt....
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 29, 2013 08:25 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at April 29, 2013 12:07 PM (7ObY1)
Oh, yeah: the 'Insanity Workout'. I've seen the infomercial. I'm glad someone was finally able to capitalize on the idea of, you know, working out really hard. It's insane, I tell you. Just plain nuts.
Posted by: troyriser at April 29, 2013 08:25 AM (vtiE6)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 29, 2013 08:25 AM (JDIKC)
So Jason Collins isn't just gay, he's a narcissist. "Hey everybody, look at ME, I'm gay!"
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2013 08:25 AM (DrWcr)
. Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2013 12:22 PM (
Man no shit, thats really it in a nutshell. (yeah yeah hee hee he said nut)
Posted by: Berserker at April 29, 2013 08:25 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 08:26 AM (aDwsi)
Truthers hardest hit
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 29, 2013 12:25 PM (/gHaE)
Nah. They know that Boeing is in on it.
Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2013 08:26 AM (LI48c)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 29, 2013 08:27 AM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Low Information Voter at April 29, 2013 12:25 PM
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Since you brought it up. (heh)
Posted by: The swinging dick of big government. at April 29, 2013 08:28 AM (8GKDa)
Posted by: Matt Lauer at April 29, 2013 08:28 AM (yCvxi)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 29, 2013 08:28 AM (03IDC)
Gay dudes.
She's the girl gay dudes who pretend to be straight claim they find attractive.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 29, 2013 12:25 PM (JDIKC)
Her sister is more attractive. I would not classify either as "hot" though.
Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2013 08:29 AM (LI48c)
Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 29, 2013 08:29 AM (WcpwN)
You can have a tat removed. You can't unsmoke a pole.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2013 12:16 PM (GFM2b)
Top drawer, sir. Top. Drawer.
Glad I could give you the set-up.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 29, 2013 08:30 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2013 08:30 AM (GFM2b)
Lay it up! Lay it up!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2013 12:30 PM (GFM2b)
Slam dunk will have a whole new meaning.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2013 08:31 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Marc Alberts at April 29, 2013 08:31 AM (5ujLp)
Posted by: Cory C at April 29, 2013 08:32 AM (HuADZ)
Posted by: MeggieMac, Young People Deserve NEWS!!! at April 29, 2013 08:32 AM (GVL0g)
Posted by: Bill Mitchell at April 29, 2013 08:32 AM (hlUJY)
Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2013 12:29 PM (LI48c)
IMHO they top out at "cute." But that may be ruined by the bad acting.
Posted by: tsrblke (work)[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 29, 2013 08:32 AM (WTxF0)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at April 29, 2013 08:33 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2013 08:33 AM (GFM2b)
I have a confession to make I like eating women...no I literally like eating women.
//marv albert
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 29, 2013 08:35 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at April 29, 2013 08:35 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 29, 2013 08:37 AM (QNNeu)
Wait..., are you saying there's no more blood and gore this season?
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Apparently. Epi 9 was the season finale.
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Perhaps just as well..., once I found out that the guy playing Ragnar was a male model, I lost all respect for the character. Irrational perhaps, but there it is. On the other hand, the schzio Loki character was developing a certain introspective quality, as murderous berserkers go...
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 29, 2013 08:39 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Future Reporter at April 29, 2013 08:40 AM (I88Jc)
Anybody can tear someone a new one. I DESTROY their old ones.
Posted by: Jason Collins at April 29, 2013 08:42 AM (8GKDa)
I have a relative whose whole existence is wrapped around his gayness.
Any insulr or slight is "because he's gay". His view of world politics is wrapped around the "oppression of gay people".
He doesn't get it that we JUST DON'T CARE.
It is beyond tiresome and most of us now avoid having any conversation with him. Of course he blames that on "homophobia" and not that he is a tedious dick.
Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2013 08:43 AM (G+Wff)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2013 08:43 AM (fNpC1)
Posted by: Jason Collins at April 29, 2013 08:47 AM (R8X+X)
Posted by: booger at April 29, 2013 08:49 AM (HI6wa)
Posted by: Fritz at April 29, 2013 08:52 AM (UzPAd)
I don't quite understand... Is this like, "I've 'evolved' on being Proud. Before finding my pride, I was confused and embarassed."?
Being 'hetro', I'd be more likely to stand up for my 'pride'--if I got a little more action. Now, I spend most of my free time sulking.
Posted by: socalcon at April 29, 2013 08:53 AM (vHlQ5)
Posted by: Milesdei at April 29, 2013 08:54 AM (hvrWk)
O/T @ 292If Tebow renounced Christ and celebrated his gayness, he'd have no problem getting a contract in the NFL. Hell, the JETS would probably take him back.
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Wish I'd saved a screenshot from the draft over the weekend announcing the pick of a QB to the "New York Yets"!
Posted by: socalcon at April 29, 2013 08:55 AM (vHlQ5)
Bonus points for double minority, I'm a special snowflake status.
Posted by: dananjcon at April 29, 2013 12:55 PM (jvd3N)
Triple threat if he's handicapped.
Posted by: EC at April 29, 2013 08:58 AM (GQ8sn)
Interesting that he has a twin brother who's straight. Pretty good evidence for the argument that homosexuality is a genetic predisposition and not a question of nurture.
Posted by: The Regular Guy at April 29, 2013 11:54 AM (qHCyt)
Who is this moron?
Oh, wait. That was me.
I guess if I were trying to salvage some dignity I'd note that the story isn't good evidence for either genetics or upbringing as the causal factor in homosexuality, since his identical twin brother would have had the same genes and the same upbringing. Which leaves personal choice.
On the other hand, perhaps "meh" was the smarter call on this one.
Posted by: The Regular Guy at April 29, 2013 08:58 AM (qHCyt)
Posted by: MST3K Joke Callback Machine at April 29, 2013 09:03 AM (7vimm)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at April 29, 2013 09:05 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: Hawkerflyer at April 29, 2013 09:11 AM (umGJ5)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 29, 2013 09:14 AM (z9OI2)
Posted by: Don Draper at April 29, 2013 09:18 AM (29vnO)
Posted by: biscuits mahoney at April 29, 2013 09:23 AM (coD7z)
Posted by: biscuits mahoney at April 29, 2013 09:24 AM (coD7z)
Posted by: Shoot Me at April 29, 2013 09:24 AM (qiXMt)
Posted by: DailyDish at April 29, 2013 09:25 AM (+b3dK)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 29, 2013 09:30 AM (Uvnw+)
Posted by: biscuits mahoney at April 29, 2013 09:32 AM (coD7z)
Posted by: some dope at April 29, 2013 09:33 AM (WyRZF)
Posted by: Bretzysdude at April 29, 2013 09:56 AM (v1B+8)
Posted by: Ellen Degenerate at April 29, 2013 09:58 AM (659DL)
Posted by: RM at April 29, 2013 09:59 AM (/Frlf)
Posted by: RM at April 29, 2013 10:00 AM (/Frlf)
You're a Yet all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin' day.
When you're a Yet,
If the shit hits the fan,
You got brothers around,
You're a family man!
You're never alone,
You're never disconnected!
You're home with your own:
When company's expected,
You're well protected!
Then you are set
With a capital Y,
Which you'll never forget
Till they cart you away.
When you're a Yet,
You stay a Yet!
Posted by: reggie's friend--the sports expert at April 29, 2013 10:19 AM (mGBy8)
Posted by: Bill Ayers at April 29, 2013 10:25 AM (MOSsR)
Posted by: joe at April 29, 2013 10:49 AM (26e2V)
NBA? Never heard of it.
I see he plays for the Washington Wizards. I live in DC and I have never heard of this guy. So, I can assume now that the sports networks & MSM will go all in with masturbatory fury in support of this guy that nobody has heard of? Great. Just great. Homosexuality has gone from the love that dare not speak its name to the love that won't shut the fuck up. Stop it already.
Posted by: puddleglum at April 29, 2013 11:08 AM (WUDNf)
Posted by: 2nd Amendment Mother at April 29, 2013 11:38 AM (L4CWX)
Posted by: Saltydonnie at April 29, 2013 12:35 PM (i6shs)
Definitely in the hairy rat's ass department.
Posted by: Libra at April 29, 2013 02:47 PM (q5QAW)
Posted by: teapartydoc at April 29, 2013 06:11 PM (4U98b)
Posted by: Tm Tebow at April 29, 2013 07:19 PM (S+Uhs)
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