January 23, 2013
— Ace I just saw Instapudnit post this and thought of you.
So, "mixed-weight couples." Good idea or not?
Mixed-weight couples have rockier relationships than same-weight couples, a new study has found. But here's the clincher: The problems only seem to crop up when it's the woman who's overweight, and not the other way around."However many advances we have made, body image issues abound, and women, unfortunately, are more vulnerable to the societal pressures," Ruthy Kaiser, senior therapist for the Council for Relationships, based in Philadelphia, told Yahoo! Shine. When it comes to being overweight, then, "that makes it harder in a relationship for the woman, and easier for the man."
Sometimes those "societal pressures" include murder.
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Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 04:21 PM (bxiXv)
The problems only seem to crop up when it's the woman who's overweight, and not the other way around.
TV told us that years ago. Like that documentary "King of Queens." They did fine.
Posted by: CJ at January 23, 2013 04:22 PM (9G+G5)
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 04:23 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 04:23 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 04:23 PM (BYxr7)
Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 04:24 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 23, 2013 04:24 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 23, 2013 04:24 PM (SkyIE)
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 04:25 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 04:26 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 04:26 PM (bJm7W)
When I was young, I believed what women told me about what they wanted, had no idea it was all a lie.
Nothing personal, ladies, love ya, always will. Just say what you *want* not what you think you *should* want, men are not good at hints.Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 04:26 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 04:27 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2013 04:27 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 04:27 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: gigg at January 23, 2013 04:28 PM (dDD3H)
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2013 08:23 PM (5H6zj)
Only with a couple of C-Notes wrapped around it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:26 PM (jE38p)
forgiving not dumb!
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 04:28 PM (nqBYe)
Look, I don't care what other people look like. I just HATE this in-your-face accept-me-or-die BS about body weight, sexuality, race, creed, what-the-hell-ever. Everyone, just calm the hell down.
It also pisses me off because I work my ass off in the gym and then people who look like bodybuilders get bashed all day long by those "open minded" fat acceptance zealots on Facebook. "OMG that is so ugly." "You must be some fitness freak." "You must be making up for a tiny penis." "You're just a shallow asshole." All based on pictures!
Open minded, unless you're different than me. More bullshit from leftists.
Sorry for the rant. I didn't even click the link. I just saw the words "societal" and "pressure" and got all pissed off.
Posted by: ElKomandante at January 23, 2013 04:28 PM (559ZH)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 04:28 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 23, 2013 04:28 PM (x59Gv)
that's only the female equivalent of "tastes better with bacon wrapped around it"
Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 04:29 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 04:29 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 04:29 PM (GEICT)
***
Understatement of the century!
-Mrs. Lemmiwinks
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 23, 2013 04:30 PM (SkyIE)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 23, 2013 04:30 PM (x59Gv)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 04:30 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 23, 2013 04:30 PM (QupBk)
like a Russian Race horse.
...wait this is a Hillary thread right?
Posted by: ontherocks at January 23, 2013 04:30 PM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 04:31 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 04:31 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 23, 2013 04:31 PM (k6b4q)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 23, 2013 04:31 PM (Mt27M)
Posted by: wattyler1381 at January 23, 2013 04:31 PM (F2Vrz)
Posted by: weirdflunky at January 23, 2013 04:31 PM (tlhtD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 04:32 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 23, 2013 04:32 PM (QupBk)
Hillary thread = anchor rope (barnacles not included)
Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 04:32 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 04:32 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 04:33 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 04:33 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 23, 2013 04:33 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 04:33 PM (BYxr7)
To watch them hugging and kissing and rolling around on their beach blankets will put you off sex, and food, for a month.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 04:34 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2013 04:34 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 04:35 PM (qo244)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 23, 2013 04:35 PM (QupBk)
Fact is, women don't really care what you look like. You'll find women swooning over effeminate men; you'll find them swooning over hyper-masculine men. Hairy men, smooth men. Bald men, men with great hair. Tall and thin, short and stocky. As long as you clean yourself up and treat 'em right, you can be ugly or out of shape and you'll do fine with the ladies.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 04:35 PM (8AF9+)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 04:35 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 04:35 PM (BYxr7)
Well as long as they don't set off that Tybee A bombPosted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 04:35 PM (jE38p)
I am not one of them, so next time you do a pot roast or brisket, send me a sammich or two.
Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 04:36 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Jabba the Hutt at January 23, 2013 04:36 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: eman at January 23, 2013 04:36 PM (tBnjP)
Posted by: gigg at January 23, 2013 04:36 PM (dDD3H)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 04:36 PM (jE38p)
Brings to mind that old visual joke of the BF irretrievably stuck in her asscrack, while she calls his name out and can't figure out why he doesn't respond. Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 04:37 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (jE38p
Lol. Everytime we take the boat out that way, I think, "We could set that fucker off."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 04:37 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 23, 2013 04:37 PM (x59Gv)
Posted by: University of Puget Sound Researchers at January 23, 2013 04:37 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 04:38 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 04:38 PM (BYxr7)
Posted by: Thunderb at January 23, 2013 04:38 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 04:39 PM (q0dyU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 04:39 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:35 PM (8AF9+)
pretty much true.
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 04:39 PM (nqBYe)
How in the fuck are we supposed to square those circles?
Leftism is a mental disorder,
Posted by: Marmo at January 23, 2013 04:39 PM (pcgW1)
Posted by: tasker at January 23, 2013 04:39 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 04:40 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Allen Glines at January 23, 2013 04:40 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 04:40 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 08:39 PM (q0dyU)
Ain't THAT the truth. =_= The grass is always greener, I suppose...
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 23, 2013 04:40 PM (W/dW1)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 08:39 PM (q0dyU)
Like soap in Fight Club: selling women their own fat asses back to them.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 04:40 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 04:41 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 04:41 PM (jE38p)
An "inner city" family was spending the afternoon on the beach, and the dad (who was large.....really, really large) laid down on the sand....sans beach towel, because apparently the family forgot them. He rolled around and was sand-covered.
It was hot as hell. His quite large wife strolled out of the surf, and straddled him. We had to fetch the kid and leave...hastily.
That scene is burned into my retinas.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 04:41 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 04:41 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 04:41 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: gigg at January 23, 2013 08:28 PM (dDD3H)
Good one! You'll have to tell us about it. do a little survey...
Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 23, 2013 04:42 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Aaron at January 23, 2013 04:42 PM (Tlix5)
Posted by: The sheep at January 23, 2013 04:42 PM (X9Mnx)
<i>78 Thunderb</i>: Sex is a lot of work, dude. Mostly it's a lot of work to talk the dame into it. Then you gotta talk to her. And have you had a woman give you a handy? I do it a lot better myself.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 04:42 PM (8AF9+)
Or maybe you think Nikita didn't really love Mrs Khrushchev..?
Or Bill and Hillary? Okay, I take that one back.
Posted by: mallfly at January 23, 2013 04:42 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 04:42 PM (BYxr7)
Need a little help, morons/ettes.
Does anyone remember the name of the blog that did such a great job of talking about the real purpose of the second amendment? He listed a whole bunch of citations from OTHER folks in that time talking about the importance of parity with the standing army. I think the post was something about "wheres my machine gun" or something?
help?
Posted by: MikeB at January 23, 2013 04:43 PM (gLAk8)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 04:43 PM (eqgV8)
"
Heh.Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 04:44 PM (eqgV8)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 04:44 PM (JDIKC)
Me every night after going to my suburban work location.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 04:44 PM (qo244)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 04:44 PM (7xPCu)
This one couple we had, boy was the woman fat. She was so fat her bathtub has stretch marks.
Rodney Dangerfield - senior therapist for the Council for Relationships
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 23, 2013 04:45 PM (kdS6q)
Thirty-three year-old Franziska Hansen has been reportedly charged with “attempted murder with a weapon” in Germany, following an incident where she attempted to suffocate Tim Schmidt with her breasts, according to the The Mirror.
Schmidt, an attorney in Unna, Germany, claims that during sex last May, Hansen shoved his face into her 38DD-sized breasts, and forcibly held his head there until he was able to escape. Schmidt says that he ran nude to a neighborÂ’s house to get away from Hansen"
Big cats are dangerous but a little pussy never hurt anyone.
Posted by: Cicerokid at January 23, 2013 04:45 PM (sHqf1)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 23, 2013 04:45 PM (jucos)
Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 04:46 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Bigby's Table-Thumping Hand at January 23, 2013 04:46 PM (RLTt1)
Posted by: Thunderb at January 23, 2013 04:46 PM (Dnbau)
This one couple we had, boy was the woman fat. She was so fat her bathtub has stretch marks.
Rodney Dangerfield - senior therapist for the Council for Relationships
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 23, 2013 08:45 PM (kdS6q)
I thought she was so fat she left a ring around the lake....
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 04:46 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 23, 2013 04:46 PM (x59Gv)
Bob Owens....
Never mind.......
continue on about the large/in charge discussion.
Combining posts.
Only "big women" in combat postings......
Go.
Posted by: MikeB at January 23, 2013 04:46 PM (gLAk8)
... Damit.Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 04:46 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:29 PM (JDIKC)
/Picks up a rock....
Early on I figured out that Ladies with smoking hot bodies... and not so great faces... are MUCH lower maintenance than those with a 'pretty face'....
Besides... when the lights go out? You are not looking at the face... but the body??? You're touching it...
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2013 04:47 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 23, 2013 08:45 PM (jucos
See it here all the time. Little, skinny black guys with obese white women.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 04:47 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 23, 2013 04:47 PM (x59Gv)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 04:47 PM (q0dyU)
Posted by: University of Puget Sound Researchers at January 23, 2013 04:47 PM (bxiXv)
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Here's the thing: your boy Masturbatin' Pete has been with a good number of women, and I'm not too proud to say that some of them could use six solid months at Curves. But I will say this in their defense: I have never gotten a bad hogsmoke from a fat chick. Why? Because they don't want to take their clothes off. They have to be great with their mouths so that you don't say "okay, enough of this, let's move on to the part where your panties end up on the floor."
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 04:47 PM (8AF9+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 04:47 PM (fLln5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 04:48 PM (GEICT)
I'm probably wrong, but The Other Side Of Kim (Kim DuToit) comes immediately to mind. Very 2nd-centric, lots of great postings to boot. Too bad he shut down a few years ago. A Google search will reveal some of his stuff. Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 04:48 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: Willy at January 23, 2013 04:49 PM (sHqf1)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 04:49 PM (HDgX3)
How many TV sitcoms had fat guys with hot women:
King of Queens
Still Standing
According to Jim
Plus cartoons: Family Guy
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2013 04:49 PM (MPjT8)
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*curtsey* Bill, I'm deeply honored.
Now if i can figure out how to get the farking formatting to work on this thing. HTML tags don't seem to work, and those little icons don't work either.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 04:49 PM (8AF9+)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 04:50 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 04:50 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 08:48 PM (3sZO1)
I think I read every word of that blog...great stories about Africa too...well great in the sense that it would put you off ever going there.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 04:50 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2013 04:50 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 04:50 PM (BYxr7)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2013 08:49 PM (MPjT
Go back a bit....
The Honeymooners....
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2013 04:51 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 08:29 PM (JDIKC
My husband grossed me out a minute ago.
"When you're single, if you've never had to roll a woman in flour to find the wet spot, then you don't know how to screw a fat chick."
Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 04:51 PM (UOM48)
So I need to look for a woman who believes what she sees on TV?
I think that will have downsides.Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 04:51 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 04:51 PM (eqgV8)
Are you sure that going after isn't reversed? They are more accepting of the big girls so they get all the big girls.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 04:51 PM (qo244)
See it here all the time. Little, skinny black guys with obese white women.
heh. same with a lot of Hispanics in my neck of the woods! They get them some child-rearing wominz.
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 04:51 PM (sHqf1)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 08:49 PM (8AF9+)
You have to have the AoS Platinum membership for those to work!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2013 04:51 PM (Cnqmv)
I think this is probably based on female preferences. I have met several women who feel more comfortable with bigger men. Many women hate guys who are sticks, I'm not sure whether that gives them body issues (doubtful) or they feel more protected with bigger men (likely) And what do they consider big? is it based off BMI, height to weight ratios.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 23, 2013 04:51 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 04:52 PM (fLln5)
And yeah, his wife has a body like a peanut MandM, and she was just as shrill and assholish as her husband.Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2013 04:52 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 04:52 PM (q0dyU)
That joke is from an old Bruce Willis movie. " The Last Boy Scout" I think. Good moviePosted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 04:52 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 04:52 PM (GEICT)
Ok. I need to say it. What is it about the black dudes that go after the huge white women?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 23, 2013 08:45 PM (jucos
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Fat white girls lacka da self esteema, black guys don't like the women that act like Mooch (learned that from a black Navy buddy).
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2013 04:52 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: CAC at January 23, 2013 04:52 PM (ijPYh)
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Thanks, thunderb! I haven't been here in the comments much, but I do read AoS every day. The problem is that the site is just too popular. Every time I want to jump into the comments there are like 400 already. Screw that.
I spend more time over at Hit & Run (reason.com) and believe it or not, Slate. But not as Masturbatin' Pete.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 04:52 PM (8AF9+)
Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 04:52 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 04:53 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 23, 2013 08:45 PM (jucos)
____________________
It's not just fat chicks. Black dudes want white woYns. Look at OJ. Look at Tiger. OJ and Tiger get chicks that look like Nicole Brown and whatever teh Swedish nanny's name is. Regular black dudes get fat chicks.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 04:53 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 23, 2013 04:53 PM (hpDVh)
That line is older than Bruce Willis!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2013 04:53 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 04:53 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 08:52 PM (jE38p)
Way older than that... At least in the Navy it was.... LOL....
I first heard it in the late 70's....
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2013 04:54 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 04:54 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 04:54 PM (BYxr7)
I have decided not to weigh in on this issue.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 04:54 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 04:55 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 04:55 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 23, 2013 04:55 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 23, 2013 04:55 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2013 04:55 PM (sdi6R)
He's a douche. I'll kill him in his sleep tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 04:55 PM (UOM48)
Think it is a limited version of bulletin board code!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2013 04:56 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 23, 2013 04:56 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (M/TDA)
*******
Boy, are you naive!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 04:56 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 04:56 PM (q0dyU)
Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2013 08:55 PM (sdi6R)
Don't worry, there's always "Heavy Duty Judy"
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 04:56 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 04:56 PM (bxiXv)
>>Insta--pud--nit?
Style Guide says...well, that's strange, it's saying "Help me" for some reason.
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 23, 2013 04:57 PM (SUKHu)
Call me naive, but I believe most couples marry for love.
Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (M/TDA)
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Sure. But only if the other two criteria are me.....man gets the looks, woman gets the money/security.
I know my wife (who is drop dead goergeous) loves me. And I love her. But I also know if I worked at McDonald's for $7/hr she never would have given me the time of day. And if she weighed 300 lbs I wouldn't have either.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 04:57 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 04:57 PM (eqgV8)
No, ThunderB and someone named Carol at leastPosted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 04:57 PM (jE38p)
Fuck that joke predates flour milling.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 04:57 PM (qo244)
He's a douche. I'll kill him in his sleep tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 08:55 PM (UOM4
*****
How else would you make dough? Duh!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 04:57 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 04:58 PM (q0dyU)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 23, 2013 08:53 PM (hpDVh)
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TRU DAT!!
I can't stand the stick figures myself.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 04:58 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 08:57 PM (HDgX3)
*****
But if she weighed 300 lbs she might have found the fact that you worked at McDonalds was a turn on. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 04:59 PM (1OZSU)
The dough and wet spot IIRC used to be a marching jodie until things went PC. Along with such winners as 'See the lady in pink! She does it in the sink! She the lady in green! She's a sex machine.'
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 04:59 PM (fLln5)
Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 05:00 PM (z4WKX)
>>But not as Masturbatin' Pete.
Ah, the first winner of the "can I make Ace cry when he has to give me a hat tip" award.
Good times, good times.
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 23, 2013 05:00 PM (SUKHu)
Remember, if you're wearing the right clothes you can get away without a bra.
I'll probably regret posting this comment.Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 05:00 PM (q0dyU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 05:00 PM (bxiXv)
*resumes lurking*
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, cloaking device engaged at January 23, 2013 05:00 PM (W/dW1)
Just a random thought but since so many single mothers rely on Obama as their paying baby daddy can we get him locked up for mass polygamy?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 05:01 PM (qo244)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2013 05:01 PM (MBqvE)
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My original claim to fame over here is that I was the guy who located Excitable Andy's old barebacking sites and sent them to Ace back when he became a Trig Truther back in '08.
So you could say that Masturbatin' Pete and Milky Loads will be forever linked...
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 05:01 PM (8AF9+)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 05:02 PM (BYxr7)
I'll probably regret posting this comment.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 09:00 PM (q0dyU)
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I will need to see pics to confirm or deny this.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 05:02 PM (HDgX3)
*resumes lurking*
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, cloaking device engaged at January 23, 2013 09:00 PM (W/dW1)
haha, there are times i do wonder if there is any topic to strange to discuss!
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 05:02 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 23, 2013 05:02 PM (X9Mnx)
*pout*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:02 PM (UOM4
_____________
See #205
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 05:03 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 05:03 PM (sHqf1)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 23, 2013 05:03 PM (GEICT)
Having done a number on my tailbone a number of years ago, I hope you heal soon. I know that it isn't fun.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 08:47 PM (q0dyU)
I saw that thread and decided I wasn't going to read it.
Thanks, and it is not fun. It hurts like hell.
Carol
Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 09:00 PM (z4WKX)
I fell and hit my tailbone on the corner of our deck when I was about 9...good lord, I was screaming in pain for hours. Breaking my arm hurt way less.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 05:03 PM (7xPCu)
*pout*
Wellll.... looks like I'm packing it in for the evening. It's been fun.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 05:03 PM (8AF9+)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 09:01 PM (qo244)
i like it.
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 05:04 PM (nqBYe)
High hip to waist measure on a woman plus a bigger top and she still looks attractive. (Christina Hendrix)
Posted by: typo dynamofo at January 23, 2013 05:04 PM (WVMUQ)
Most man and women would benefit from weight training more than cardio. Building muscle will give the fat a frame, minimizing it and making them look better.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 23, 2013 05:04 PM (hpDVh)
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 23, 2013 05:04 PM (SUKHu)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 05:04 PM (eqgV8)
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 05:05 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: thunderb at January 23, 2013 05:05 PM (Dnbau)
*pout*
Ok, now you're just messing with our heads :p
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 23, 2013 05:05 PM (hpDVh)
Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 05:05 PM (z4WKX)
I stand by those remarks.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 05:05 PM (8AF9+)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 05:06 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 05:06 PM (fLln5)
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Meh. It's mostly decorative. Serves no real purpose...Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 05:06 PM (eqgV8)
Posted by: CAC at January 23, 2013 05:07 PM (ijPYh)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, cloaking device engaged at January 23, 2013 05:07 PM (W/dW1)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 23, 2013 05:07 PM (RZ8pf)
I stand by those remarks.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:05 PM (8AF9+)
pfft, i like boxers and t shirts
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 05:07 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 05:07 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 05:07 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 09:03 PM (sHqf1)
*****
Crosswise or lengthwise?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 05:08 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 05:08 PM (fLln5)
Well I am suppose to be a Gentleman, otherwise I'd say they are good handles in a reach around Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 05:08 PM (jE38p)
Can we please elect Paul for pres. in 2016?
I'm down with Rand, but I have to say... is there a stupider prominent righty than Hannity? I listen to Limbaugh sometimes, occasionally learn something. Levin usually has good insights. But Hannity just shouts people down or calls them great Americans.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 05:08 PM (8AF9+)
I stand by those remarks.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:05 PM (8AF9+
What the hell do you think the Hollywood bitchez wear when they're on the red carpet? Spanx smooth out the butt, tummy and thighs under super-clingy clothing.
That single Atlanta woman who created the Spanx empire is worth a fortune now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 05:08 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: teej at January 23, 2013 05:08 PM (yrHcy)
Posted by: gigg at January 23, 2013 05:09 PM (dDD3H)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 05:09 PM (BYxr7)
Once you close escrow, chicks are too polite to say anything about the inadequacy of your unit. And by the time they're getting uncomfortable enough to say anything, you're done.
"Oh, you're not satisfied? How interesting. Beat it, skirt."
Penis size, muscle size, all that stuff might be a bonus, but none of it is necessary. Agreed.
I just really flip my shit on all this "society is sooo meanie-head! I might be morbidly obese with no hobbies or life skills, but I deserve a shining 6'3 model-prince with a BMW to love me for who I am dammit!" stuff.
Posted by: ElKomandante at January 23, 2013 05:10 PM (559ZH)
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Doll, I'd rather see an authentic jiggle than engineered rigidity.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 05:10 PM (8AF9+)
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Have you no culture, sir?
(It is the lie you like to believe. :-P)Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 05:10 PM (eqgV8)
If you know what control-top pantyhose look like, think the extra-strong control top ending-mid thigh without pantyhose going down the rest of the leg. It sucks the tummy, backside, hips, and thighs in and smooths everything out.
And you can put your fancy stuff on underneath if you need to make certain people happy.Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 05:10 PM (q0dyU)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, cloaking device engaged at January 23, 2013 05:10 PM (W/dW1)
shut up guys yeah i made a a girl solidarity comment
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 05:11 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Truman North, now at 25% battery life at January 23, 2013 05:11 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 05:11 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2013 05:11 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 05:12 PM (M/TDA)
My $0.02. ._. Don't shoot me.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, cloaking device engaged at January 23, 2013 05:12 PM (W/dW1)
Rep. Mitch Greenlick, from Portland, is sponsoring a bill that makes cigarettes a Schedule III controlled substance, meaning it would be illegal to possess or distribute cigarettes without a doctor's prescription.
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 05:12 PM (8sCoq)
hannity is not smart
and a large breasted girl cannot get away without a real bra. Spanx will smooth things out but will never be supportive enough. Be good to your girls and they will be good to you
Posted by: thunderb at January 23, 2013 05:12 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 05:13 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 09:11 PM (UOM4
She has a big, burly manservant who is about as squeamish as a pillar of flint who does that.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 05:13 PM (7xPCu)
And you can put your fancy stuff on underneath if you need to make certain people happy.
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Sooo can, like, guys wear them?
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2013 05:13 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 05:13 PM (eqgV8)
'All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You' has been permanently corrupted when a radio station made a version called 'All I Wanna Do Is Make Cheese Fondue.'
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 05:13 PM (fLln5)
Damn, that was hilarious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 05:13 PM (UOM48)
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False. I require access to the fancy stuff in the car, at the theater, under the table at the restaurant.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 05:13 PM (8AF9+)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (1OZSU)
heh
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 05:13 PM (nqBYe)
Whatever floats your boat. Just monitor the blood flow.Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 23, 2013 05:14 PM (q0dyU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2013 05:14 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 05:14 PM (fLln5)
Only if you want to concealed carry. Open carry is a-ok.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 23, 2013 05:15 PM (hpDVh)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 23, 2013 05:15 PM (eqgV8)
'All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You' has been permanently corrupted when a radio station made a version called 'All I Wanna Do Is Make Cheese Fondue.'
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 09:13 PM (fLln5)
I... wait what? o.o
. . . people are weird.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, cloaking device engaged at January 23, 2013 05:15 PM (W/dW1)
Posted by: thunderb at January 23, 2013 05:15 PM (Dnbau)
Rep. Mitch Greenlick , from Portland, is sponsoring a bill that makes cigarettes a Schedule III controlled substance, meaning it would be illegal to possess or distribute cigarettes without a doctor's prescription.
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:12 PM (8sCoq)
*****
Mitch Greenlick????? Now the jokes are just writing themselves.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 05:15 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: waldo at January 23, 2013 05:15 PM (WIZUa)
Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 05:15 PM (z4WKX)
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You see The Dark Knight? "Some men just like to watch the world burn"?
Yup. That. That's why I do what I do.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 05:15 PM (8AF9+)
Your main transportation is a Moped?
Yes thy are only decoration up and until it's Motorboating time which oddly requires contact.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 05:16 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 05:16 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 05:16 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:12 PM (8sCoq)
blows smoke into the room.
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 05:17 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 05:17 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 23, 2013 05:17 PM (BYxr7)
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A moped's like a fat girl: fun to ride until your friends see you.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 05:18 PM (8AF9+)
Husband and every single friend he has on Facebook are warning him about Thai tranny hookers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 05:19 PM (UOM48)
that makes cigarettes a Schedule III controlled substance, meaning it
would be illegal to possess or distribute cigarettes without a doctor's
prescription.
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 09:12 PM (8sCoq)
Don't smokers in Mass and/or NY go out of state to buy smokes that aren't taxed at insane levels?
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 05:19 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 05:20 PM (8sCoq)
A moped's like a fat girl: fun to ride until your friends see you hop on the back.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:18 PM (8AF9+)
*****
Tweaked that a little for you.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 05:20 PM (1OZSU)
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Shouldn't he be here discussing that? Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 05:20 PM (3sZO1)
Posted by: Ette at January 23, 2013 05:21 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: ALH at January 23, 2013 05:21 PM (eqV3Q)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 09:19 PM (7xPCu)
I recently read that around 60% of cigs sold in NY are untaxed- that is to say, black market
a pack costs around $10 in NYC
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 05:21 PM (8sCoq)
Shouldn't he be here discussing that?
Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 09:20 PM (3sZO1)
He's lurked here. Got into an epic fight with Palin Steele just a couple of days before leaving for boot camp three years ago.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 05:22 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 05:23 PM (sHqf1)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 05:24 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 23, 2013 05:24 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 23, 2013 09:23 PM (sHqf1)
Ick. Hopefully, he'll be too busy working to have much time with the locals.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2013 05:25 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 05:25 PM (fLln5)
Posted by: teej at January 23, 2013 05:25 PM (zSyar)
Posted by: ALH at January 23, 2013 05:25 PM (eqV3Q)
Posted by: teej at January 23, 2013 09:25 PM (zSyar)
seems everybody's doing it
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 05:25 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 23, 2013 05:26 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 05:26 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2013 05:27 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 05:29 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: teej at January 23, 2013 05:29 PM (zSyar)
Oh, for Christ's sake, fuck that fag PS. He's as useful as using toilet paper to clean brickwork. I imagine you've impressed on D'oh Boy knows he's welcome here anytime day or night. Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 05:29 PM (3sZO1)
Odd that making something profitable brings out people to make that profit. Buy one pack of leagal cigs with the NYC stamp then buy from a guy that imports from the state next door for refills. The question is when will NYC require all cigs to have serial #s?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 05:29 PM (qo244)
it was all T and A- I told her she looked great but she wouldn't listen
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 23, 2013 05:30 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2013 05:31 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 23, 2013 05:32 PM (fLln5)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 23, 2013 05:32 PM (CeNUw)
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Posted by: Bill H at January 23, 2013 05:34 PM (3sZO1)
Back in the 70's a bunch of us drunk Alpha company Seabees were in the Wildfire on the beach. At another table sat some pretty 'fluffy' gals with an old lady. My shipmates dared me to dance with the old lady. While we danced, I held her cane for her. She was a little downhearted nobody asked her grand-daughter to dance. When I asked which one she was, grandma said 'that little girl at the end of the table drinking a Miller'. I said I'll dance with her. She was about 5 feet tall and went, say, 230. It was pretty good stylin' on my part as I am 6'2". After I danced with her I told another EO buddy she was hot to trot for him. As he was about 5'6" he gave it a shot. When he came back to the table he said he got his fingers caught between her rolls of fat. I told him that was not rolls of fat but rather expansion joints. He ended up that night in the back of a Pinto station wagon with that gal. But that's another story.
Posted by: EROWMER at January 23, 2013 05:35 PM (kxlCQ)
Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at January 23, 2013 05:35 PM (IanLz)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 23, 2013 09:08 PM (8AF9+)
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Double TRU DAT! Hannity has 3 or 4 talking points that he regurgitates endlessly. How this guy achieved the following he has is truly a mystery.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 23, 2013 05:35 PM (HDgX3)
The ex was the same way with gaining weight. So it never was the weight that was a problem it was the crazy that ended things.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 23, 2013 05:36 PM (qo244)
Posted by: CarolT at January 23, 2013 05:40 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 23, 2013 05:40 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Guido at January 23, 2013 05:43 PM (XLuH2)
Posted by: Museisluse at January 23, 2013 05:51 PM (SsWgR)
No matter their appearance, men look in the mirror and say, "Pretty hot, huh?"
Women are more patient with flaws, since their affection is not governed so much by looks.
And do NOT get me started.
Posted by: Miss Marple at January 23, 2013 05:57 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: sexypig at January 23, 2013 06:00 PM (dZQh7)
Posted by: HaveASeatOnTheCouch at January 23, 2013 06:08 PM (pwxdf)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 23, 2013 06:25 PM (Jcd0S)
Posted by: jbarntt at January 23, 2013 06:30 PM (UNFot)
For the woman --
1. Don't be fat.
2. Don't slut around.
3. Learn to please a man sexually (which is about as difficult as replacing a light bulb, so there's no real excuse not to learn)
For the man --
1. Make money
2. Get some damned exercise
3. Speak up.
If you're having relationship problems, just refer to this checklist of 6 items, and see which conditions aren't being satisfied.
As a handy side-benefit, Phinn's Relationship Checklist also helps quickly identify who's at fault in any relationship problem.
Posted by: Phinn at January 24, 2013 04:30 AM (oFH2D)
Men have even started using Prep. H on their stomachs to highlight their abs when they go to clubs.
Men and women are different, sure. But that difference is in how they react to societal pressure, not in whether they feel societal pressure.
Posted by: Martin Bashir at January 24, 2013 04:33 AM (Tt6ky)
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