June 28, 2013
— Ace I think GOP senators must have the Beta of this app.
Anyway, I could summarize the summary, but then, you could just click that link. It's easier for both of us if you do that. Note: The link goes to ViralRead, a conservative news site, but it does contain highly-stylized Hello Kitty cutesy-cartoon representations of a vagina.
Anthropomorphization of poon, if you will. I think it's pretty safe because it's not immediately obvious what they cutesy cartoon creature is supposed to be, and also, the point of the article is news/commentary, not porn or anything. Though, as usual, sexual language is in play (the app is designed to teach women that snicking their snootch feelz good, because apparently that's a Big Secret That Society Is Hiding From You.)
It's my belief it's Safe For Work, but that's just my belief, and I don't know your boss.
The only thing shocking about this story is that, apparently, US taxpayers are not, I repeat not, paying for it. Man bites dog! What a mitzvah!
Hallelujah! And they said it couldn't happen!
There's a ridiculous cultural-left woman-infantilizing boondoggle going on somewhere and we're not paying for it!!!!
That said, I bet you in two weeks we find there's some sort of NEA grant flowing into this dope's pocket pool.
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Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 28, 2013 11:28 AM (a3iAA)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, in his happy place at June 28, 2013 11:28 AM (zUi7I)
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Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 11:29 AM (/PCJa)
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Posted by: sven10077 at June 28, 2013 11:30 AM (gVJRT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 11:30 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: grognard at June 28, 2013 11:30 AM (/29Nl)
Posted by: ALH at June 28, 2013 11:30 AM (yAPdC)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 28, 2013 11:31 AM (v1mq9)
Erm....
"A 55-year-old woman in the Netherlands ... experienced unwanted orgasms that started in her foot, according to a new report of her case."
Posted by: speedster1 at June 28, 2013 11:31 AM (v40Bj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 11:31 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2013 11:31 AM (/9IC1)
A post about finding one's vagina peppered with pictures of fireworks.
I'm getting a kinda funny feel'n'......
Posted by: @JohnTant at June 28, 2013 11:31 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 11:31 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Lucky Pierre at June 28, 2013 11:31 AM (5fSr7)
Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 11:31 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 11:31 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Nero being fed grapes at June 28, 2013 11:32 AM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 11:32 AM (jjvz+)
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Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 11:32 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 11:32 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 11:32 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 11:32 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Jenteal at June 28, 2013 11:33 AM (+5Xv8)
Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 11:33 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 11:33 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: grognard at June 28, 2013 11:33 AM (/29Nl)
Posted by: Ed Gein at June 28, 2013 11:34 AM (8ZskC)
Vaginas again. Why did it have to be vaginas?
Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 28, 2013 11:34 AM (WvXvd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 11:34 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2013 11:34 AM (9XBK2)
Schumer, Rubio, and McCain are sponsoring a bill that will allow vaginas to come out of the shadows.
Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 11:34 AM (xIzGn)
Posted by: ALH at June 28, 2013 11:34 AM (yAPdC)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 11:34 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Drew in MO at June 28, 2013 11:34 AM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2013 11:34 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 11:34 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Life of Julia at June 28, 2013 11:34 AM (nm4/M)
Posted by: Men Everywhere at June 28, 2013 11:34 AM (Kkt/i)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2013 11:34 AM (/9IC1)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 11:34 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 11:35 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 11:35 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2013 03:31 PM (/9IC1)
Thread winner. Close it down.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2013 11:35 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: alexthelibchick - COEXIST at June 28, 2013 11:35 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 11:35 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2013 11:36 AM (jE38p)
There's a ridiculous cultural-left woman-infantilizing boondoggle going on somewhere and we're not paying for it!!!![/i]
Unpossible!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at June 28, 2013 11:36 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 11:36 AM (/PCJa)
This is the kind of prose that keeps me coming back to the HQ. Well, that and ONT dog videos.
Posted by: joncelli at June 28, 2013 11:36 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 28, 2013 11:36 AM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Vic at June 28, 2013 11:36 AM (lZvxr)
Wouldn't you rather have your MAN have this information?
TFG: *searches for app, while throwing up in his mouth*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2013 11:36 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at June 28, 2013 11:36 AM (E8hSa)
Posted by: Andy at June 28, 2013 11:36 AM (8vKPP)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 11:36 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 28, 2013 11:36 AM (/9IC1)
Given that the typical liberal of whatever gender can't find their ass with both hands, a map, and a flashlight, this vagina-finding app must really have some serious technology in it.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2013 11:36 AM (gqT4g)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2013 11:37 AM (8ZskC)
OK, is it a safe link?
Posted by: Y-not at June 28, 2013 03:27 PM (5H6zj)
At the HQ? Surely you jest.
Although, this seems like a perfect time to "accidentally" post a link to busty lesbian pron.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2013 11:37 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 11:37 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 11:37 AM (dV6An)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 11:37 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Fat at June 28, 2013 11:37 AM (xwPSX)
No silly, it's inbetween their breasts.Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 11:37 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2013 11:37 AM (ix+5k)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at June 28, 2013 03:35 PM (+5Xv
dammit *cleans off monitor*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2013 11:38 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2013 03:35 PM (8ZskC)
More appropriate, at least for the average teenager on prom night.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at June 28, 2013 11:38 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 28, 2013 11:38 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2013 11:38 AM (Ur+CA)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2013 11:38 AM (HxdT8)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 03:35 PM (XIxXP)
Yeah... the good ole days... when we had semi normal people, having Happy Endings... on a weekly basis!
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2013 11:38 AM (lZBBB)
RE: GZ Trial
Officer testifies that on the scene GM stated he cried for help but no one would come to aide.
Posted by: Serious Cat at June 28, 2013 11:38 AM (UypUQ)
Like they ever follow directions.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 28, 2013 11:38 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 11:38 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Chaz Bono at June 28, 2013 11:38 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2013 11:39 AM (/9IC1)
Bill Clinton was all for The Roadmap To Peace, but he thought it was The Roadmap To A Piece -- a guide to finding vaginas.
Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 11:39 AM (vanqS)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 11:39 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 11:39 AM (fWAjv)
Climate is definitely different, but I wouldn't say 'warmer'.
Can we just call it 'Climate Weirding'?
Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at June 28, 2013 11:39 AM (El+h4)
Posted by: EC at June 28, 2013 11:39 AM (GQ8sn)
Not all of them are Jeantel.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 03:38 PM (/PCJa)
Do Google Maps come in cursive now?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at June 28, 2013 11:39 AM (4df7R)
RE: GZ Trial
Officer testifies that on the scene GM stated he cried for help but no one would come to aide.
Jeebus, wrap this travesty up already and send GZ home.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2013 11:40 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at June 28, 2013 11:40 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 28, 2013 11:40 AM (SkyIE)
Better that than Hellen Reddy's "Ruby Red Dress" or "Angie Baby."
Barf.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 03:36 PM (+98Gb)
Gypsies Tramps and thieves...
Posted by: Sher at June 28, 2013 11:40 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 11:40 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: WalrusRex at June 28, 2013 11:40 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 11:40 AM (+98Gb)
Go. Down. Six. Inches.
Posted by: EC at June 28, 2013 03:39 PM (GQ8sn)
Your destination will be directly ahead.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at June 28, 2013 11:40 AM (4df7R)
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Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 11:41 AM (XIxXP)
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Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 11:41 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 11:41 AM (dV6An)
Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 11:41 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: eman at June 28, 2013 11:41 AM (AO9UG)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at June 28, 2013 11:42 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 28, 2013 11:42 AM (+5Xv8)
Love this in the sidebar:
Kat Von D Splits with DJ Deadmau5
Yeah I have no idea what the f**k this sentence means either... just wanted to see if you were awake You love us, ace. Admit it.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at June 28, 2013 11:42 AM (4df7R)
That must have been the "wet grass sound" Dee Dee/Diamond Jeantel heard.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2013 11:42 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: NCKate at June 28, 2013 11:42 AM (Y0+zr)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 11:43 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 11:43 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: EC at June 28, 2013 11:43 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: eman at June 28, 2013 11:43 AM (AO9UG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 11:43 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: Tom Tom at June 28, 2013 11:44 AM (codCi)
Posted by: panzernashorn at June 28, 2013 11:44 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 03:43 PM (XIxXP)
I hear the crew that helps Michael Moore find his dick every morning is available.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at June 28, 2013 11:44 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at June 28, 2013 03:42 PM (WGm5T)
You don't need an app, honey, just a tub of flour.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2013 11:44 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 11:44 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 11:44 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at June 28, 2013 11:44 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 11:45 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2013 11:45 AM (ix+5k)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 11:45 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 11:45 AM (+98Gb)
****
My best friend, Monica Mueller, was a total slut at 12 years old. I had never even kissed a boy but she had already done the deed.
She lived in a mansion with a guest house out back and, believe it or not, her parents left the horny boys alone with the girls for hours to party in the guest house.
I was scared to death.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 03:37 PM (jjvz+)
You bitch!
Posted by: Monica Mueller at June 28, 2013 11:45 AM (Kkt/i)
http://tinyurl.com/pztodu5
Rove slams critics of low-immigration political strategy
http://tinyurl.com/pbwyep4
Posted by: caustic at June 28, 2013 11:45 AM (/b8+5)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 11:45 AM (/PCJa)
My G-d! It's full of chlamydia!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 03:44 PM (+98Gb)
New. Keyboard. NOW.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at June 28, 2013 11:45 AM (4df7R)
After all, it is directed at the sort of dumb woman who can't find her own Vee-jay-jay and/or can't figure out what to do with it - in other words, "Obama voters."
Project Obama: The Vagination of America continues . . .
Posted by: Adjoran at June 28, 2013 11:46 AM (473jB)
I don't think finding the vajajay is a problem. I think of it more like the vajajay is your house and you misplaced your keys and can't find them. Its the keys that are hard to locate.
And they open everything. iykwimaityd.
Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2013 11:46 AM (m2CN7)
I LMAO.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 03:45 PM (jjvz+)
Damn. I wonder if it's posted somewhere.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2013 11:46 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 11:46 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2013 03:42 PM (lVPtV)
Its that famous Martial Arts move, from the school of Liberal Arts... where you grab your opponent, pull him down on top of you, and then hit his fist with your Face...
Works every time! Its called the Two Fisted Grab of Explosive Victimization!
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2013 11:46 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Monica Mueller at June 28, 2013 03:45 PM (Kkt/i)
And YOU owe me a new monitor!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at June 28, 2013 11:46 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 11:47 AM (XIxXP)
Kat Von D Splits with DJ Deadmau5Yeah I have no idea what the f**k this sentence means either... just wanted to see if you were awake
Thought she hooked up with Jesse James.
Posted by: EC at June 28, 2013 03:43 PM (GQ8sn)
That was earlier that evening.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2013 11:47 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 11:47 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at June 28, 2013 11:48 AM (4df7R)
Can't they just use Google Maps?
Not all of them are Jeantel.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 03:38 PM (/PCJa)
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That is so retarded, sir.
Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2013 11:48 AM (s0z2y)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at June 28, 2013 11:48 AM (2jQGY)
Posted by: EC at June 28, 2013 11:49 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 11:49 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 11:49 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 11:49 AM (/PCJa)
Andrew Branca, LOSD @LawSelfDefense 1m #Zimmerman Trial Day 5: Guy: You said GZ wasn't angry, do you know what was thinking when he shot TM? Objection
Posted by: Tom Tom at June 28, 2013 11:50 AM (codCi)
Posted by: MoeRon at June 28, 2013 11:50 AM (J74ez)
Howie Carr just now: I understand nothing lasts forever, but I never expected society to commit suicide in my lifetime.
I feel the same way. We do indeed live in exciting times. Not pleasant, but certainly exciting. Things are happening so fast; in our lifetimes we will witness both the apogee of technology and the fall of civilization.
Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 11:50 AM (xIzGn)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 28, 2013 11:50 AM (gVJRT)
***
Lame buffalo, snarlin' wolf.
Posted by: WalrusRex at June 28, 2013 11:50 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Slappy at June 28, 2013 11:50 AM (LTbLf)
Help me Mr. Wizard !!
Posted by: at June 28, 2013 03:50 PM (qQk+U)
Posted by: toby928© screams like a little girl at June 28, 2013 11:50 AM (codCi)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 11:51 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 11:51 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: joncelli at June 28, 2013 11:51 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 11:51 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 11:51 AM (dV6An)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 11:51 AM (+98Gb)
Lame buffalo, snarlin' wolf.
Posted by: WalrusRex at June 28, 2013 03:50 PM (XUKZU)
Dam... and here I thought those were Yoga moves...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2013 11:52 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: MoeRon at June 28, 2013 11:52 AM (J74ez)
Posted by: © Sponge at June 28, 2013 11:52 AM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: platija de asalto now using BING and duckduckgo instead of google at June 28, 2013 11:52 AM (Kkt/i)
Posted by: caustic at June 28, 2013 11:52 AM (/b8+5)
Someone is posting and getting auto deleted.
I'm not sure why.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 03:49 PM (/PCJa)
Could it be the work of the same guys who killed JFK, staged the 9/11 terrorist attacks, and made "The Big Bang Theory" the biggest show on TV?
Posted by: Slappy at June 28, 2013 11:52 AM (LTbLf)
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2013 11:52 AM (9XBK2)
Ha.. well, let 'em.. cuz I'm still not gonna tell em where their g-spot is hidden! Muahahahahhaa
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 28, 2013 11:52 AM (f9c2L)
Posted by: L, elle at June 28, 2013 11:53 AM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: EC at June 28, 2013 11:53 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 11:53 AM (XIxXP)
Archeologists will learn that in the 21st century about two to three thousand people, most of whom unelected, brought down the mighty nation with the government that was supposed be of the people, by the people, and for the people.
Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 11:53 AM (LPRBM)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 11:53 AM (+98Gb)
I LMAO.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 03:45 PM (jjvz+)
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That was a good segment. Beck hasn't been that funny in a long time. It's a shame too. When he first went national, he had one of the funniest shows on the radio.
Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2013 11:53 AM (s0z2y)
Posted by: © Sponge at June 28, 2013 11:53 AM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: zsasz at June 28, 2013 11:53 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 11:54 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 11:55 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: caustic at June 28, 2013 03:52 PM (/b8+5)
Yes... because I'm SURE that the Manly Hello Kitty Motif, really appeals to HeteroSexual Men (the ones who would need it).
/facepalm...
But I'm sure you like it.....
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2013 11:55 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Korea at June 28, 2013 11:55 AM (El+h4)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2013 11:55 AM (V1ZIU)
Posted by: backhoe at June 28, 2013 11:55 AM (ULH4o)
Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 28, 2013 11:55 AM (GrtrJ)
http://youtu.be/ph7oZnBH05s
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 11:55 AM (dV6An)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 11:55 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Dang, all out of breath from a quick trip to the local library at June 28, 2013 11:56 AM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: Fritz at June 28, 2013 11:56 AM (G9Mmf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 11:56 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: EC at June 28, 2013 11:56 AM (GQ8sn)
Seriously? We're busy. We don't have time to dig through Minx code.
Posted by: The conspiracy at June 28, 2013 11:57 AM (4WhSY)
Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 11:57 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 11:57 AM (dV6An)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 11:57 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: wooga at June 28, 2013 11:57 AM (g/6Rf)
Posted by: Waldo at June 28, 2013 11:57 AM (RZwdH)
I think I see it... it's the Doomsday Machine!!!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 28, 2013 11:57 AM (wAQA5)
Posted by: EC at June 28, 2013 11:57 AM (GQ8sn)
Speaking of Jeantel, did you hear Beck's reading of her tweets?
I LMAO.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 03:45 PM (jjvz+)
Damn. I wonder if it's posted somewhere. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2013 03:46 PM (lVPtV)
http://tinyurl.com/qhtnrca
Posted by: platija de asalto now using BING and duckduckgo instead of google at June 28, 2013 11:58 AM (Kkt/i)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at June 28, 2013 11:58 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 11:58 AM (XIxXP)
I'll tell you one thing. I could've used an app to find a girl's vagina the first time I had sex in my teen years. It felt like an eternity before I could...you know...navigate the territory. It seemed so much easier for guys in the movies. All that time watching Cinemax and porn during my teen years was of little help to me.
Posted by: Slappy at June 28, 2013 03:50 PM (LTbLf)
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It was that way my first time too. But after that, it was like letting loose a heat-seeking, radar-guided missile.
Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2013 11:59 AM (s0z2y)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 28, 2013 11:59 AM (v1mq9)
Posted by: Red Shirt at June 28, 2013 11:59 AM (FIDMq)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 28, 2013 11:59 AM (gVJRT)
Posted by: YouTube at June 28, 2013 11:59 AM (codCi)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2013 12:00 PM (ix+5k)
Posted by: Squirrel at June 28, 2013 12:00 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 12:00 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2013 12:00 PM (jE38p)
http://tinyurl.com/oe72m29
I wonder who pitches and who catches. We all know who'll pay for it, though
Posted by: Mallfly at June 28, 2013 12:01 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit, but you can call me Michael at June 28, 2013 12:01 PM (vVMIQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2013 12:01 PM (Ur+CA)
Wimmenz are soooo fkn weird
I mean, whatever happened to looking at pron? Instead they gotta RTFM. If I knew technical BS got 'em all hot and bothered I'd have the wife putting together all the furniture and toys she keeps buying
Posted by: Bigby's Gavel-Pounding Fist at June 28, 2013 12:01 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 28, 2013 12:01 PM (gVJRT)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 28, 2013 12:02 PM (QLNHI)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 28, 2013 12:02 PM (gVJRT)
I remember the first time I found it, my exact words were EEEEW, IT'S WET.
Years later I met that same girl and we had few laughs. Apparently it was her first time too and she said "I was just as surprised yours was dry."
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 03:53 PM (XIxXP)
Within seconds of that first moment when you finally gain "entry," you then know why it's such a big deal. "Oh, NOW I know why guys are always trying to get girls to do this."
Posted by: Slappy at June 28, 2013 12:03 PM (LTbLf)
I could use one of these, I haven't seen mine in years! Come to think of it, I'm not sure my feet are where they were last time I saw them
Posted by: Meghan McCain at June 28, 2013 12:03 PM (/9IC1)
I knew a kid whose first experience was, shall we say, the wrong exhaust port on the Death Star (though a "star" is what he found).
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 03:53 PM (+98Gb)
The girl must have appreciated that. "Hey, dumbass, that's an exit-only area."
Posted by: Slappy at June 28, 2013 12:03 PM (LTbLf)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 12:03 PM (XIxXP)
RSM missed the best stupid response to this app which was from Kotaku, who we're angry that the app assumed "all women had vaginas"
Stupid post modern crap.
Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 28, 2013 12:04 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: backhoe at June 28, 2013 12:04 PM (ULH4o)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at June 28, 2013 12:04 PM (codCi)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2013 12:05 PM (ix+5k)
It was that way my first time too. But after that, it was like letting loose a heat-seeking, radar-guided missile.
Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2013 03:59 PM (s0z2y)
Exactly. It's like your johnson had GPS installed immediately after the first time.
Posted by: Slappy at June 28, 2013 12:05 PM (LTbLf)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 12:05 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: EC at June 28, 2013 12:05 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 12:05 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2013 12:06 PM (Ur+CA)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at June 28, 2013 12:06 PM (/9IC1)
Those three pictures are like the three levels of orgasm.
From the "hey that was great" to the "oh God" to the "holy shit my brain just exploded".
Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2013 12:06 PM (fsLdt)
Maybe he was on tranquilizers or something. Maybe depressed.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at June 28, 2013 12:06 PM (codCi)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 28, 2013 12:06 PM (gVJRT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 12:06 PM (dV6An)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2013 12:06 PM (ix+5k)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 12:06 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 03:57 PM (fWAjv)
Hmmm... so if Pigs blood on a bullet makes the Moslem not go to Paradise... how about Holy Water?
But then... I've got a sword that has been blessed by a Shinto, Buddhist, and Catholic, Priests... (kids called it 'Daddy's Monster Killin Sword)...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2013 12:07 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 12:07 PM (jjvz+)
The girl must have appreciated that. "Hey, dumbass, that's an exit-only area."
Posted by: Slappy at June 28, 2013 04:03 PM (LTbLf)
Who had their first sexual experience with Led Zeppelin's album "In Through The Out Door" as the soundtrack?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2013 12:07 PM (TIIx5)
O_O
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 28, 2013 12:07 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: US Government at June 28, 2013 12:07 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 12:07 PM (+98Gb)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 03:53 PM (+98Gb)
Red Nine: "It's a hit!"
Red Leader: "Negative. Negative! It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface."
Posted by: platija de asalto now using BING and duckduckgo instead of google at June 28, 2013 12:07 PM (Kkt/i)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 12:08 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Korea at June 28, 2013 12:08 PM (El+h4)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at June 28, 2013 12:08 PM (codCi)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 12:08 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 12:09 PM (jjvz+)
Flood warnings here.
Dear Texans: Will gladly build a tesseract to your location; will send extra water, please send tesseract plans, over.
Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at June 28, 2013 12:09 PM (El+h4)
PTSD, depression...anything they can use to indicate mental instability? Maybe talk about his weight and use that to infer that he should have been able to overpower Tarpon?
Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 28, 2013 12:09 PM (GrtrJ)
SMOD stat!
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 12:09 PM (dV6An)
Posted by: EC at June 28, 2013 12:09 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 12:10 PM (+98Gb)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 12:11 PM (dV6An)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at June 28, 2013 04:04 PM (codCi)
----------------------------------------------------
Or not. I think what the prosecution might be doing right now is CYA, you know, when the black mob has the rope around their necks, they can say that they covered everything they could.
Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2013 12:11 PM (s0z2y)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at June 28, 2013 12:11 PM (codCi)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 28, 2013 03:58 PM (XIxXP)
I'm still wiping tears from laughing so hard.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2013 12:12 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 28, 2013 12:12 PM (gVJRT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 12:12 PM (+98Gb)
Posted by: Fritz at June 28, 2013 12:13 PM (G9Mmf)
Posted by: sTevo at June 28, 2013 12:13 PM (OcVOw)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at June 28, 2013 12:13 PM (codCi)
Posted by: Fact Guy at June 28, 2013 12:13 PM (r98SZ)
http://tinyurl.com/qxhn8gm
Posted by: caustic at June 28, 2013 12:13 PM (/b8+5)
Posted by: MoeRon at June 28, 2013 12:13 PM (J74ez)
There's something in there, or the defense wouldn't be cockblocking it.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at June 28, 2013 12:14 PM (codCi)
Posted by: DrDrill at June 28, 2013 12:14 PM (sOFZs)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 28, 2013 12:15 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: © Sponge at June 28, 2013 12:15 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2013 12:15 PM (+98Gb)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 12:15 PM (dV6An)
Who had their first sexual experience with Led Zeppelin's album "In Through The Out Door" as the soundtrack?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2013 04:07 PM (TIIx5)
Although it wasn't playing during my first time, Deep Purple's "Knocking at Your Back Door" was a relatively new song with the lyrics, "So we put her on the hit list, Of a common cunning linguist, A master of many tongues." I won't even get into my first experience with the sexual act they're referencing. There really needs to be a map down there for the newcomers.
Posted by: Slappy at June 28, 2013 12:15 PM (LTbLf)
Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 28, 2013 12:15 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: Ganteal at June 28, 2013 12:15 PM (OcVOw)
313 -
Darling, wet your finger and put it in the.... air.
Feel that breeze? Today's crowd doesn't quite seem the right place for you to be dropping links. Tiny url'ed or not.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2013 12:16 PM (TOk1P)
That might be a tranny ya got there.
Posted by: Dang, all out of breath from a quick trip to the local library at June 28, 2013 12:16 PM (Hx2XA)
Diversity is your salvation.
Posted by: Racial Genteel at June 28, 2013 12:16 PM (kVfSG)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2013 04:14 PM (lVPtV)
Jane, I know you're a prude but I had no idea you were your anti gay too?
It's a link to hillbuzz,
"This is What Happens When the NSA Listens To Your Phone Calls"
http://tinyurl.com/qxhn8gm
Posted by: caustic at June 28, 2013 12:16 PM (/b8+5)
Posted by: spypeach at June 28, 2013 12:17 PM (0n1+D)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 12:17 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Bigby's Gavel-Pounding Fist at June 28, 2013 12:17 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 28, 2013 12:17 PM (gVJRT)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 28, 2013 12:18 PM (QLNHI)
Posted by: waldo at June 28, 2013 12:18 PM (RZwdH)
Posted by: MoeRon at June 28, 2013 12:18 PM (J74ez)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 12:18 PM (dV6An)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 28, 2013 04:18 PM (QLNHI)
There was the famous ghey pron link, and she was all, "I didn't know!!111!!!" Even ace scolded her. She claimed it was one of her "friend's" fault.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2013 12:19 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 12:19 PM (jjvz+)
Yes, they do intend to advance the progressive agenda vis a vis 'anyone with slight mental problems should not have a gun'.
The ladies in the jury just might buy it... oh! This deranged man was allowed CC and killed that poor boy!
Still, I think the Defense is trying to block anything that can be blocked.
Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at June 28, 2013 12:19 PM (El+h4)
Posted by: zsasz at June 28, 2013 12:19 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 28, 2013 12:20 PM (QLNHI)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 28, 2013 12:20 PM (gVJRT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 12:20 PM (dV6An)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 28, 2013 12:20 PM (X6akg)
Just trying to get a laugh for her friends that she does so too have.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at June 28, 2013 12:21 PM (codCi)
You see it in cases where kids are throwing shit or snowballs at cars and a car comes back and shoots them.
Posted by: waldo at June 28, 2013 04:18 PM (RZwdH)
It's why my bravado and stupidity of my younger years, especially regarding road rage, has turned into a sober reaction to all confrontations, real or imagined. You have no idea what the other person is capable of. Even if you're carrying, I really would prefer that I didn't have to kill someone in self-defense. I'd do it if I absolutely had no other choice, but why help create a situation in which it's the only option?
Posted by: Slappy at June 28, 2013 12:21 PM (LTbLf)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 12:21 PM (dV6An)
Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2013 12:21 PM (U22Yw)
Posted by: MoeRon at June 28, 2013 12:21 PM (J74ez)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 12:22 PM (jjvz+)
For all you ladies with itchy or painful cooter's, visit my website at healitforjesus dot com and buy a large bottle of Auntie Flo's Poon Juice. Gently rub it on three times a day with a maximum of three touches to avoid the big bang problem.
Posted by: Aunt Flo, Cut and Shoot, Texas at June 28, 2013 12:22 PM (uPdH6)
339 -
Mark Furhman is just another media expert now. It's about selling tickets, not about telling the truth about how one-sided the game is really going.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2013 12:22 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Dept. of Acuracy at June 28, 2013 12:22 PM (VWfCN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 12:22 PM (dV6An)
He should have faked his own death.
Posted by: O'Possum at June 28, 2013 12:23 PM (codCi)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 28, 2013 12:23 PM (gVJRT)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 28, 2013 12:23 PM (X6akg)
@AllenG,
Like I said post modern drivel. When one of the Penny Arcade guys made a joke, the LBGTQDERWhatever army beat him into submission until he apologized.
It's a shame because he made some good points about how stupid it is.
Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 28, 2013 12:24 PM (GaqMa)
Two insults from my own personal youth:
You couldn't find your a-hole with both hands.
and
You don't know your a-hole from your elbow.
So this app is an insult to women, really.
Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 12:24 PM (052zE)
Mark Furhman was arguing on, I think it was Hannity, that GZ's injuries are not consistent with persistent slamming against the pavement. He also argued that by GZ killing TM, he took all other options for resolution off the table.
I sat, listening, and dumbfounded.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 04:19 PM (jjvz+)
I think we all know why Mark Fuhrman is taking that point of view. He's desperately trying to shed his image as not only a racist but as someone who helped get a murderer acquitted because of his idiocy.
Posted by: Slappy at June 28, 2013 12:24 PM (LTbLf)
Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2013 12:25 PM (U22Yw)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 28, 2013 12:25 PM (cYfp6)
I think that is the only option left? Not viable at all. Since many thugs like to celebrate their victory by further mutilating or abusing the body. Ambassador Stevens would testify to this except he is really dead.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 12:25 PM (dV6An)
Heh. I used to own parakeets when I was young. That bird is masturbating on that ball.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2013 12:25 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: zsasz at June 28, 2013 12:25 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: MoeRon at June 28, 2013 12:25 PM (J74ez)
Posted by: Aunt Flo, Cut and Shoot, Texas
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Which reminds me...., you need new batteries.
Posted by: Auntie Flo's Cooter at June 28, 2013 12:25 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Dewey, Scruam, and Howe, LLP at June 28, 2013 12:25 PM (QLNHI)
This is confirming some of my worst fears on judicial misuse of private medical data's potential. Posted by: sven10077 at June 28, 2013 04:20 PM (gVJRT
Sven, I don't know for sure, I'm just guessing at this point. But the way the State has acted in this case, I wouldn't put it past them to try and weasel something out of his med hx.
Zimmerman's attorney was mentioning something about the Prosecution wanting in the record something starting with Zimmerman starting to exercise, but that's when the judge cut off the mics and called everyone to the bench for consultation.
Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 28, 2013 12:26 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 12:26 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: dananjcon at June 28, 2013 12:26 PM (jvd3N)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 12:27 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 28, 2013 12:27 PM (SbyHh)
He shoulda let Traytron kill him, cracka.
Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 28, 2013 12:27 PM (GrtrJ)
366 -
Ours had a favorite saltshaker. He didn't need an app to find it.
And no, we didn't use the saltshaker for salting.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2013 12:27 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at June 28, 2013 12:28 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: spypeach at June 28, 2013 12:29 PM (0n1+D)
Posted by: MoeRon at June 28, 2013 12:29 PM (J74ez)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 28, 2013 12:29 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at June 28, 2013 12:29 PM (9dbPd)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 28, 2013 12:29 PM (lCLwx)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2013 12:30 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 28, 2013 12:30 PM (SbyHh)
Oky-Doky!
Posted by: dananjcon at June 28, 2013 12:31 PM (jvd3N)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at June 28, 2013 12:31 PM (VtjlW)
Kat von D can find her vagina without this app. It's wearing a giant plastic mouse head.
No, wait, it's gone now. Maybe she'll need this app after all.
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at June 28, 2013 12:31 PM (jqHOY)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 28, 2013 12:31 PM (AVaK2)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 28, 2013 12:31 PM (lCLwx)
Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 28, 2013 12:31 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 28, 2013 12:32 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 12:33 PM (dV6An)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 12:33 PM (/PCJa)
32 bits per pixel is a lotta data to be sloshing around...
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 28, 2013 12:33 PM (cYfp6)
Let the recriminations begin!
Posted by: MoeRon at June 28, 2013 04:21 PM (J74ez)
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They probably tried their best. Not much to work with there.
Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2013 12:33 PM (s0z2y)
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief Logstics Directorate, The People's Benevolent Despotism of Alextopia at June 28, 2013 12:34 PM (SbyHh)
Always good to have confirmation that you're doing it right...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2013 04:30 PM (XYSwB)
As long as you don't get the tap on the shoulder during your attempt, you still have time to get that confirmation. But the first time that you get the tap, it definitely leaves a mark on your psyche. These are the traumatic moments of your teen years that not enough people talk about.
Posted by: Slappy at June 28, 2013 12:34 PM (LTbLf)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro Vermont at June 28, 2013 12:34 PM (xcRII)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 12:34 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: spypeach at June 28, 2013 12:34 PM (0n1+D)
Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 28, 2013 12:35 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 28, 2013 12:35 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 12:35 PM (dV6An)
Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 28, 2013 12:35 PM (GrtrJ)
There needs to be an app for Judges to be able to find their brains. You knew it was going to snowball as another Federal judge has ordered the state of Michigan to ignore a State law that bans benefits for domestic partners.
Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2013 12:35 PM (m2CN7)
"(No, I don't own one. Or multiples of one, yes, I'm glaring at those you presume I am glaring at)"
I find it curious you do not address this: http://tinyurl.com/pthv8cm
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at June 28, 2013 12:35 PM (jqHOY)
It didn't help apparently.
Posted by: O'Possum at June 28, 2013 12:35 PM (codCi)
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Chief Logstics Directorate, The People's Benevolent Despotism of Alextopia at June 28, 2013 12:36 PM (SbyHh)
Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 28, 2013 12:36 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: spypeach at June 28, 2013 12:36 PM (0n1+D)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 12:36 PM (/PCJa)
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Not watching..., but surely you are joking.
Posted by: Auntie Flo's Cooter at June 28, 2013 12:36 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2013 12:37 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at June 28, 2013 12:37 PM (El+h4)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at June 28, 2013 12:37 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at June 28, 2013 12:38 PM (El+h4)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 28, 2013 12:38 PM (lCLwx)
Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 28, 2013 12:38 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 12:39 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: spypeach at June 28, 2013 12:39 PM (0n1+D)
Posted by: Serious Cat at June 28, 2013 12:39 PM (UypUQ)
We'll just chocolate cover them. They'll sell like hotcakes
Posted by: Milo Minderbinder at June 28, 2013 12:39 PM (cYfp6)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 12:39 PM (dV6An)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 28, 2013 12:40 PM (lCLwx)
Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 28, 2013 12:40 PM (GrtrJ)
They are adding a charge that Zimmerman did not warn Martin like they do in all the comedy shows.
" I have to warn you, I am a black belt"
Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2013 12:40 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: lowandslow at June 28, 2013 12:40 PM (Fz2C7)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 12:40 PM (/PCJa)
>>>race = white and MMA three days a week? THAT'S THEIR SMOKING GUN?
Florida should hire Refs and fire all the cops, then.
Posted by: Bigby's Punch-Bug Blue at June 28, 2013 12:41 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 04:39 PM (dV6An)
If the company producing the product had any marketing sense, they should produce the Justin Beiber musical toilet brush. It would certainly make more sense.
Posted by: Slappy at June 28, 2013 12:41 PM (LTbLf)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 12:41 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 12:41 PM (dV6An)
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Channeling Ferris Bueller at June 28, 2013 12:41 PM (SbyHh)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 12:42 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: O'Possum at June 28, 2013 12:42 PM (codCi)
Posted by: MoeRon at June 28, 2013 12:42 PM (J74ez)
Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2013 04:33 PM (s0z2y)
Can't put lipstick on a pig, as we used to say in the service.
Posted by: platija de asalto now using BING and duckduckgo instead of google at June 28, 2013 12:42 PM (Kkt/i)
Posted by: spypeach at June 28, 2013 12:42 PM (0n1+D)
Posted by: H Badger at June 28, 2013 12:42 PM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 12:43 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2013 04:40 PM (m2CN7)
**
Haha...These hands are registered with the CIA, FBI and ATF!!
Posted by: dananjcon at June 28, 2013 12:43 PM (jvd3N)
"Breaking News
June 28, 2013
Today, House Oversight and Government Reform Chairman, Rep. Darrell Issa, has announced that Lois Lerner will be compelled to testify before the committee."
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 28, 2013 12:43 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 28, 2013 12:44 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: John Boehner at June 28, 2013 12:44 PM (4f/S/)
Posted by: MoeRon at June 28, 2013 12:44 PM (J74ez)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 12:44 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 28, 2013 12:45 PM (lCLwx)
PA states that this is psychological.
Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 28, 2013 12:45 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: MoeRon at June 28, 2013 12:45 PM (J74ez)
Posted by: spypeach at June 28, 2013 12:45 PM (0n1+D)
To be honest I don't know what he's trying to do. I don't think anybody does. He's trying to advance a few different theories throughout the day. It a great tactical move for a defense to confuse the jury, not so good if you're a prosecutor.
Posted by: lowandslow at June 28, 2013 12:45 PM (Fz2C7)
Posted by: O'Possum at June 28, 2013 12:46 PM (codCi)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 12:46 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 28, 2013 12:46 PM (lCLwx)
Safe for Work. Food Pron.
http://tinyurl.com/ndu3fry
Posted by: TexBob at June 28, 2013 12:47 PM (6S4Ai)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 12:48 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 28, 2013 12:48 PM (lCLwx)
Safe for Work. Food Pron.
http://tinyurl.com/ndu3fry
Posted by: TexBob
That might not be marinara...
Posted by: Dang, all out of breath from a quick trip to the local library at June 28, 2013 12:48 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 12:48 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 12:49 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 28, 2013 12:49 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: spypeach at June 28, 2013 04:42 PM (0n1+D)
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In a normal, Constitutional court of law, this would open the door to Trapycons fight history also. But something tells me this isn't going to end up being a Constitutional court of law.
Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2013 12:50 PM (s0z2y)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2013 12:50 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Slappy at June 28, 2013 12:50 PM (LTbLf)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 04:48 PM (GEICT)
Yeah, but that assumes a jury not getting all emotional. They say "better to be judged by twelve than carried by 6" but let's face it your chances are crappy on the former these days too.
Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 28, 2013 12:50 PM (GaqMa)
Howie Carr: These amnesty ads are fraud; tantamount to selling magic beans to grow a magic bean stalk.
Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 12:50 PM (NLH1M)
Posted by: waldo at June 28, 2013 12:51 PM (RZwdH)
I know that feeling. But at 6'4" I carry my weight well.
Posted by: TexBob at June 28, 2013 12:51 PM (6S4Ai)
Posted by: MoeRon at June 28, 2013 12:51 PM (J74ez)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 12:51 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Sean Hannity, Wallbanger Extraordinaire at June 28, 2013 12:52 PM (4f/S/)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 12:53 PM (/PCJa)
So let not your heart be troubled, and please call in with your thoughts about that fat black chick with the Moe Howard haircut.
Posted by: Sean Hannity, Wallbanger Extraordinaire at June 28, 2013 04:52 PM (4f/S/)
And a neck that looked like she was wearing a Michelin as a necklace.
Posted by: Slappy at June 28, 2013 12:54 PM (LTbLf)
Going to try and say his injuries weren't bad enough to warrant shooting Tarragon.
Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 28, 2013 12:54 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 04:51 PM (/PCJa)
It's just like DnD, he just needed to ask the DM for his hit point total before the next round right?
Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 28, 2013 12:54 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 12:54 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2013 12:54 PM (IrLKP)
Sweep the leg! Sweep the leg!
BLAM!
Sorry, kid, I guess you should have been watching his hands.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2013 12:54 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 12:55 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 28, 2013 12:55 PM (L817k)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2013 12:55 PM (Ur+CA)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 12:56 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at June 28, 2013 12:56 PM (Q63S1)
Going to try and say his injuries weren't bad enough to warrant shooting Tarragon.
Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 28, 2013 04:54 PM (GrtrJ)
The fact that he was attacked was enough. How about his broken nose then? How about if he was dazed and the guy who Zimmerman thought may be a criminal (which is the whole reason for following him in the first place) was able to grab his gun? I really hope that at least one person on this jury is smart enough to see through this argument by the prosecution.
Posted by: Slappy at June 28, 2013 12:56 PM (LTbLf)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 12:56 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: wth at June 28, 2013 12:56 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 12:56 PM (GEICT)
It was probably an all-you-can-eat pastry bar after the exercise...
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 28, 2013 12:57 PM (cYfp6)
Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at June 28, 2013 12:57 PM (El+h4)
Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at June 28, 2013 12:57 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Red Shirt at June 28, 2013 12:57 PM (FIDMq)
Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 28, 2013 12:57 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Geteal at June 28, 2013 12:57 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2013 12:58 PM (Ur+CA)
Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at June 28, 2013 12:58 PM (El+h4)
All the prosecution has left is to muddy the water. As some here have pointed out, this is very very strange. It's usually the defense that does this.
Something tells me that the FL prosecutors office is now trying to show themselves to be innocent. What a bunch of motherfuckers.
Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2013 12:58 PM (s0z2y)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 12:58 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2013 12:59 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: spypeach at June 28, 2013 12:59 PM (0n1+D)
Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at June 28, 2013 12:59 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Mr. Miyagi at June 28, 2013 12:59 PM (G9Mmf)
Posted by: Karusky at June 28, 2013 12:59 PM (bM5TF)
Posted by: RiverC, White Chocolate Emancipator at June 28, 2013 12:59 PM (El+h4)
Posted by: MoeRon at June 28, 2013 12:59 PM (J74ez)
Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2013 12:59 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 28, 2013 12:59 PM (lCLwx)
BTW,
I'd note that my dad broke his nose in a car crash. Docs recommended he see an ENT as well. He didn't, it's fairly common if there's no breathing problems.
Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 28, 2013 01:00 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 28, 2013 04:55 PM (L817k)
Well, if you can integrate a discussion on orgasms and vajayjays with neck fat, MMA fighting techniques, calamari, and the Cobra Kai, feel free.
Posted by: Slappy at June 28, 2013 01:00 PM (LTbLf)
Posted by: waldo at June 28, 2013 01:00 PM (RZwdH)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 01:00 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Serious Cat at June 28, 2013 01:01 PM (UypUQ)
Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 28, 2013 01:01 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: Rachel Jenteal at June 28, 2013 01:01 PM (V1ZIU)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 01:01 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: O'Possum at June 28, 2013 01:01 PM (codCi)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 28, 2013 04:55 PM (L817k)
Well, if you can integrate a discussion on orgasms and vajayjays with neck fat, MMA fighting techniques, calamari, and the Cobra Kai, feel free. Posted by: Slappy
I can't. I can't do everything.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 28, 2013 01:01 PM (L817k)
I'm beating my dick like it owes me money.
Get in there, wimmins, and up your descriptive game.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 28, 2013 01:01 PM (cHZB7)
Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 01:01 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 01:01 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 01:02 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at June 28, 2013 01:03 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 05:01 PM (jjvz+)
Wait, Obamacare could have prevented this?!
Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 28, 2013 01:04 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 01:04 PM (/PCJa)
" Little trayvon didn't have a mark on him, except that bullet hole"
I don't think that's true, wasn't it reported that he had bruises on his hands and knuckles? That vile Zimmerman a-hole was breaking Trayvon's fists with his face.
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at June 28, 2013 01:05 PM (jqHOY)
Posted by: MoeRon at June 28, 2013 01:05 PM (J74ez)
Posted by: Jeantell at June 28, 2013 01:05 PM (+5Xv8)
Ad? What ad? I didn't hear any ad.
Ohhhh wait a minute, are you talking about that "Made in California" commercial Apple has been roasted over? Why yes, I DEFINITELY heard THAT and I can tell you right now that the opposition to that ad is coming from embittered (that's "butt-hurt", for those of you in Rio Linda) Samsung PLANTS! Apple is the greatest company in the known solar system! So Snerdly will be taking your calls on this hot issue, and the first ten people to get through will win free iPads from the supply I, uh, acquired recently, emblazoned (that's "etched" for those of you on the Zimmerman jury) with the EIB logo, EL FREEBO! But first, let me tell you a story of a young woman in Muncie, Indiana who recently discovered shady things going on with her identity....
Posted by: RUSH! at June 28, 2013 01:05 PM (4f/S/)
Not all, but some certainly can. Meet my girlfriend Natasha. Since her birth in 1987, she and her family have lived on the outskirts of Chernobyl.
Posted by: Sergey at June 28, 2013 01:06 PM (LTbLf)
Bone protruding? What idiot would have suggested that, the nose doesn't have hard bones...
(a broken bone is hard cartilage being squished.)
Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 28, 2013 01:07 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 01:07 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 01:08 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: lowandslow at June 28, 2013 01:08 PM (Fz2C7)
Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at June 28, 2013 01:09 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at June 28, 2013 01:09 PM (VtjlW)
for? Shumer and Mcshame?
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Ad is run by Mark Zuckerburg financed faux "conservative" group. The ad was most likely aired by the affiliate,. not by Rush.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 28, 2013 01:09 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 01:09 PM (dV6An)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 01:10 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 01:10 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: MacGruber at June 28, 2013 01:10 PM (xvtYZ)
Trayvon's mother can't wait for this cracka-ass trial to get done with so she can get to suin' everyone.
Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 01:10 PM (GcwH1)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2013 01:11 PM (ix+5k)
Jeantel was a bullfrog
she was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word she said...
Posted by: Zombie Trayvon at June 28, 2013 01:11 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 05:08 PM (/PCJa)
I missed some of it, but based on the cross it sounds like the prosecution was trying to claim the nose was not broken or something? Maybe?
Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 28, 2013 01:11 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at June 28, 2013 01:11 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2013 01:11 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 01:12 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 01:12 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 05:02 PM (fWAjv)
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To be honest, those are the people that I have the most feelings for right now. I think they already know their lives are fucked if they find Z innocent. Fucking Jackson, Sharpton, Dear Leader, and the MFM will make sure of that.
Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2013 01:12 PM (s0z2y)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 01:12 PM (jjvz+)
The defense rests.
Posted by: Fritz at June 28, 2013 01:13 PM (G9Mmf)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 01:13 PM (/PCJa)
Shit. The warp-core ejectors are offline, again. These have got to be the shittiest design built by the lowest bidder.
Posted by: O'Possum at June 28, 2013 01:13 PM (codCi)
I've got a friend who adds the suffix -ass to nearly every adjective that comes out of her mouth.
Posted by: soothsayer at June 28, 2013 01:13 PM (BUcLz)
This x1000
Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 28, 2013 01:14 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 01:14 PM (fWAjv)
http://tinyurl.com/q3jft7d
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 01:14 PM (dV6An)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 01:14 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 05:12 PM (/PCJa)
MO grants civil immunity against cases in self defense, does Florida?
I mean if so, and he manages to beat this, would that kick in?
Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 28, 2013 01:14 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: MoeRon at June 28, 2013 01:14 PM (Drdfh)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 28, 2013 01:15 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request [/i] at June 28, 2013 01:15 PM (U2UQk)
Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 01:15 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 01:16 PM (/PCJa)
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Try getting the image of Rachel Jentel out of your head..
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 28, 2013 01:16 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 01:16 PM (dV6An)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 28, 2013 01:16 PM (/kI1Q)
He should be since his tax cuts caused all cervical cancer in Africa.
Posted by: Hate-Filled Liberal at June 28, 2013 01:17 PM (LTbLf)
Posted by: MoeRon at June 28, 2013 01:17 PM (Drdfh)
Posted by: RWC at June 28, 2013 05:15 PM (fWAjv)
Well the septum sits below the actual skull, iirc everything forward of the cheeks is hard cartilage, not bone.
Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 28, 2013 01:17 PM (GaqMa)
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The brain bone?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 28, 2013 01:17 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: L, elle at June 28, 2013 01:17 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 01:17 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at June 28, 2013 01:18 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: t-bird at June 28, 2013 01:18 PM (FcR7P)
(a broken bone is hard cartilage being squished.)
Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 28, 2013 05:07 PM (GaqMa)
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I suggest you take an anatomy course.
Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2013 01:18 PM (s0z2y)
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Later in the day, Senator John Hoeven, Republican of North Dakota and alleged author of the Corker-Hoeven amendment to the immigration bill, went on Hugh Hewitt’s radio show and, in a remarkable interview, revealed to the world that he had absolutely no idea what was in the legislation he “wrote.” Rachel Jeantel, the endearingly disastrous star witness at the George Zimmerman trial, excused her inability to comprehend the letter she’d supposedly written to Trayvon Martin’s parents on the grounds that “I don’t read cursive.” Senator Hoeven doesn’t read legislative. For example, Section 5(b)(1):
"Not later than 180 days after the date of the enactment of this Act, the Secretary shall establish a strategy, to be known as the ‘Southern Border Fencing Strategy’ . . ."
On the other hand, Section 5(b)(5):
"Notwithstanding paragraph (1), nothing in this subsection shall require the Secretary to install fencing . . ."
Asked to reconcile these two paragraphs, Senator Hoeven explained that, “when I read through that with my lawyer,” the guy said relax, don’t worry about it.
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Posted by: Serious Cat at June 28, 2013 01:18 PM (UypUQ)
I haven't seen any of this trial, but from the descriptions here, it seems the prosecution is going for a political verdict, not a conviction.
I suspect we're going to get it. "Riots For Tribble" signs are already being printed, I'm sure.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2013 01:18 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 01:18 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: MoeRon at June 28, 2013 01:19 PM (Drdfh)
Posted by: Lefty Loons at June 28, 2013 01:19 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 01:20 PM (dV6An)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 05:16 PM (/PCJa)
Maybe that's only for castle law now that I think about it. They redid our self defense laws in 2007 or so when they fixed our castle law. I may be wrong about how it worked out.
Our old Castle law was shitty and stupid. You had to use "equal force" or something stupid.
Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 28, 2013 01:20 PM (GaqMa)
Fox News @FoxNews 2m
Birdwatchers flock to see rare bird, then watch it killed by wind turbine http://fxn.ws/14BdhPX
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THAT is hysterical. I momentarily thought 'Onion'.....
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 28, 2013 01:20 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 28, 2013 01:20 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 01:20 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: YIKES!S at June 28, 2013 01:20 PM (mETGQ)
another 'state witness' gone rogue
Posted by: watching the sun set, fitfully at June 28, 2013 01:21 PM (omBWL)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2013 01:21 PM (ix+5k)
Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request [/i] at June 28, 2013 01:21 PM (U2UQk)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2013 01:21 PM (IrLKP)
...dead birds produce no carbon, wingnutz!
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 28, 2013 01:21 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at June 28, 2013 01:22 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 01:22 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2013 01:22 PM (g1DWB)
Like that big deal they made about the otters being rescued and returned to the wild.
As everyone watched, a killer whale swam up and gobble gobble nom nom.
Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2013 01:23 PM (fsLdt)
Posted by: Turbine-Shredded Bird at June 28, 2013 01:23 PM (4f/S/)
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Obama administration issued its final compromise Friday for religiously affiliated charities, hospitals and other nonprofits that object to covering birth control in their employee health plans.
The Health and Human Services Department said the final plan simplifies how insurers provide the coverage separately from faith-based groups and gives religious nonprofits more time to comply. However, the changes are unlikely to resolve objections from faith groups that the requirement violates their religious freedom.
Commissar Barry: I've giving you bitter clingers till tomorrow to submit
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2013 01:23 PM (TGA2G)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 28, 2013 01:23 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at June 28, 2013 01:23 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2013 05:18 PM (s0z2y)
They pointed to the lower nasal area, not the top where the bridge of the nose is.
Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 28, 2013 01:24 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 28, 2013 01:25 PM (cimKM)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 01:25 PM (/PCJa)
Andrew Branca, LOSD @LawSelfDefense 2m #Zimmerman Trial Day 5: I'm pretty sure O'Mara happy to keep showing jury GZ trauma as long as they'll let him http://is.gd/RuSFZY
Posted by: toby928© at June 28, 2013 01:25 PM (codCi)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 01:25 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: sTevo at June 28, 2013 01:26 PM (Tssnh)
It's not that the *law* doesn't make you immune, it's that the civil jury may just ignore that part of the law. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 05:25 PM (/PCJa)
That's why if you shoot someone here, you shoot them dead.
Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 28, 2013 01:26 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 01:26 PM (dV6An)
Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at June 28, 2013 01:27 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Hilarity Clinton at June 28, 2013 01:27 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 01:27 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 01:27 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 01:27 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at June 28, 2013 01:28 PM (cyKNf)
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at June 28, 2013 01:28 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 28, 2013 05:25 PM (/PCJa
Thanks to some funkiness in MO, various types of immunity let you stop a case here long before it hits the jury stage, iirc.
We've had...uh weirdness before with weaponized law that's still being fixed throughout the MO state laws.
Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 28, 2013 01:28 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2013 01:29 PM (IrLKP)
So the Joe Biden law is in effect there?
Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 28, 2013 01:29 PM (GrtrJ)
635 -
I think they do, yes. Riots are the exclusive domain of the left these days, and for the most part always have been.
I think they believe the right will not rise up against their tactics because history shows that we haven't, and until we do they won't believe it.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2013 01:29 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 28, 2013 05:27 PM (jjvz+)
MO's new hyper powered castle law only required either a) unlawful entry or attempted entry or commission of a felony. Nice improvements.
Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 28, 2013 01:31 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 28, 2013 01:31 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2013 01:33 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: MoeRon at June 28, 2013 01:36 PM (Drdfh)
Posted by: lowandslow at June 28, 2013 01:36 PM (Fz2C7)
Heh,
Defense needs to ask about what "subclinical" is and if subclinical stuff is sometimes life threatening (it can be)
End case.
Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 28, 2013 01:39 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: waldo at June 28, 2013 01:40 PM (RZwdH)
Posted by: toby928© at June 28, 2013 01:42 PM (codCi)
Posted by: waldo at June 28, 2013 01:46 PM (RZwdH)
O'Mara uses similar cheap lawyer trick and scores big.
Think the Prosecutors team is getting shitfaced tonight?
Posted by: lowandslow at June 28, 2013 01:48 PM (Fz2C7)
Posted by: Ace's Vagina at June 28, 2013 01:49 PM (RZwdH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 28, 2013 01:55 PM (dV6An)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at June 28, 2013 01:58 PM (fzFF6)
Posted by: Creepy Ass McCracker at June 28, 2013 02:19 PM (wzBNt)
http://tinyurl.com/ouauyzv
This is a lot of fun. Sent this around yesterday and people were shocked that they didn't see the typo.
And then it leads to talk of the doubling of interest rates for loans for college and the lack of jobs when you finish your mufti thousand dollar degree and how 6 months after you graduate, whether you have a job or not, you are expected to start paying back those loans. Which leads to people immediately heading to graduate or professional school thinking that incurring more debt, now coming possibly with new higher interest rates, will make them more marketable and they'll be able to get a job, so, that 6 months after they graduate they can start paying off all those student loans. From here it looks like we are going to have a lot of unemployed PHD's running around.
Posted by: caustic at June 28, 2013 02:40 PM (/b8+5)
Posted by: Killgore Troudt at June 28, 2013 05:16 PM (RUiVB)
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