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December 27, 2013

New Kickstarter Project Has Minor Goal of Just Creating the Greatest Movie Ever Made, Is All
— Ace

"Kung Fury."

You know you wanna.

Thanks to @tmi3rd.

Posted by: Ace at 12:45 PM | Comments (145)
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1 I live for Sharknado, I do, I really do

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2013 12:49 PM (HVff2)

2 But is it Snakes on a Plane?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 27, 2013 12:50 PM (naUcP)

3 I keep reading it as "Kung Furry" and picturing a bunch of guys in animal costumes breaking boards with with feet/paws/hooves.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 27, 2013 12:50 PM (wTPGq)

4 I just got back from the Hobbit, part 2, in 3D and with amazing motorized Barcalounger seats. It's been about 2 years since I was in a theater, but this was almost worth the $15, especially since I think the higher price tends to filter out the yappy, cell-phone using riff raff.

The previews showed the new 300 movie, which I will definitely go see in that theater. I'm going to have to find a movie buddy, though, since there's no way in hell the wife will want to see it.

Posted by: pep at December 27, 2013 12:50 PM (6TB1Z)

5 Kung Fury? Looks better than the original Bollywood version: Dung Curry

Posted by: wooga at December 27, 2013 12:52 PM (2G4Er)

6 I thought we were going with , "I completely agree, Ace. Well put.", instead of First!.

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2013 12:52 PM (YXATN)

7 "Hacking time... 4 years, 5 years"

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at December 27, 2013 12:52 PM (h53OH)

8 I've heard of some wacky videos made by the IRS, but this takes the cake.

Posted by: TheDean'sOffice at December 27, 2013 12:53 PM (l0lja)

9 The previews showed the new 300 movie, which I will definitely go see in that theater. I'm going to have to find a movie buddy, though, since there's no way in hell the wife will want to see it.

Posted by: pep at December 27, 2013 04:50 PM (6TB1Z)

Your wife doesn't like shirtless dudes with 8-pack abs?

Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2013 12:53 PM (LI48c)

10 I need that in my life. Desperately.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 27, 2013 12:53 PM (VtjlW)

11 Pep, I'm with you. Wife and kids only want to see cartoons.

Posted by: Jean at December 27, 2013 12:53 PM (4JkHl)

12 Looks better than the original Bollywood version: Dung Curry Never thought I'd sit through a Documentary on Indian Laundromats, but it was surprisingly tasteful.

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2013 12:53 PM (YXATN)

13 Kung fu. How gauche.

Posted by: Soona at December 27, 2013 12:54 PM (fv6BP)

14 Just watch Despicable Me 2. It was a letdown even though I knew it would be difficult to come close to the first one. Am I the only one who watched 2 Guns with Marky Mark and Denzel? Also can someone tell me if We're the Millers is worth renting.

Posted by: polynikes at December 27, 2013 12:54 PM (m2CN7)

Riding a T-Rex would actually be doable.

There's not a damn thing they can do about it.

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2013 12:54 PM (fsLdt)

16 Skateboarding is not a crime!

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2013 12:55 PM (YXATN)

17 Ehhhh, seems the like the joke would wear thin pretty quickly. Nice soundtrack though, reminds me of Vince Dicola.

Posted by: Codec717 at December 27, 2013 12:55 PM (jXG+o)

18 17 Kung fu. How gauche. Posted by: Soona at December 27, 2013 04:54 PM (fv6BP) Not if it's Kung fu fighting.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2013 12:55 PM (HVff2)

19 Hmong Slurry is People.

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2013 12:56 PM (YXATN)

20 Wow, looks like that movie could suck a bowling ball through a garden hose.

Posted by: maddogg at December 27, 2013 12:56 PM (xWW96)

21 Kickstarter: Where bad ideas go to get funded before they die.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 27, 2013 12:56 PM (SY2Kh)

22 Whoa.... Bitchin!

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 27, 2013 12:56 PM (bb5+k)

23 there's a-- Kate Upton ..like a viking! --joke in here somewhere. If you get there--you watched too long time.

Posted by: Linsey Lohan at December 27, 2013 12:56 PM (RJMhd)

24 Looks like that movie could suck start a big block chevy.

Posted by: maddogg at December 27, 2013 12:56 PM (xWW96)

25 At this point I think Kung Fury needs a reboot.

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2013 12:57 PM (fsLdt)

26 I wept.
Such a thing perhaps is too great for man to witness.
I already feel as though my life is complete.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 27, 2013 12:57 PM (pgQxn)

27 It might be able to suck start a 747.

Posted by: maddogg at December 27, 2013 12:57 PM (xWW96)

28 Your wife doesn't like shirtless dudes with 8-pack abs? Posted by: buzzion

Well, she does already have that at home, of course.

Posted by: pep at December 27, 2013 12:57 PM (6TB1Z)

29 I already sent them 500 quatloos.

Posted by: eman at December 27, 2013 12:57 PM (EWsrI)

30 Asia's response to Hollywood usurping Bible stories up for revisionist propaganda? //Noah "invented" concern for global warming, not Algore.

Posted by: panzernashorn at December 27, 2013 12:58 PM (MhA4j)

31 someone p-chop that pic of obama in the water in HI with a Sharknado biting his head off

Posted by: soothsayer at December 27, 2013 12:58 PM (zvr0X)

32 32 Your wife doesn't like shirtless dudes with 8-pack abs?

Posted by: buzzion

Well, she does already have that at home, of course.

Posted by: pep at December 27, 2013 04:57 PM (6TB1Z)

Ah so you have a gardener and a pool boy.

Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2013 12:59 PM (LI48c)

33 Elton John called and said it was gay.

Posted by: tangonine at December 27, 2013 12:59 PM (x3YFz)

34 36
32 Your wife doesn't like shirtless dudes with 8-pack abs? Posted by: buzzionWell, she does already have that at home, of course.
Posted by: pep at December 27, 2013 04:57 PM (6TB1Z)

Ah so you have a gardener and a pool boy.

Yeah, I saw that coming the nanosecond after I posted. Still funny.

Posted by: pep at December 27, 2013 01:00 PM (6TB1Z)

35
I like the Viking woman, but it needs more cowbell.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 27, 2013 01:00 PM (MaP11)

36 It's got a chick with big cans and a Viking helmet, so there's that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2013 01:00 PM (8ZskC)

37 Fake. I don't think that was really Hitler doing the Kung Fu moves.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 27, 2013 01:00 PM (SY2Kh)

38 but it needs more cowbell. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 27, 2013 05:00 PM (MaP11) ********** I dunno, maybe just more Hitler.

Posted by: Linsey Lohan at December 27, 2013 01:00 PM (RJMhd)

39 Slow news day on AoS and we get kung fu ninja master cops from space. JFC.

While it's not uncool... it has it's merit, in a comedic sense, but dude...

dude.

Posted by: tangonine at December 27, 2013 01:01 PM (x3YFz)

40 Zut alors! Not French.

Posted by: mrp at December 27, 2013 01:01 PM (HjPtV)

41 Could use a kid-friendly rabbit-like character that we could merchandise the holy fuck out of.

Posted by: George Lucas at December 27, 2013 01:01 PM (8ZskC)

42 So they just took a couple of Stewey and Family Guy plots and used real actors.

Posted by: polynikes at December 27, 2013 01:02 PM (m2CN7)

43 Page me when they do "Tae Kwan Dovahkiin"...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 27, 2013 01:02 PM (naUcP)

44 Another weird thing about the Hobbit is that Orlando Bloom looks more like a man and less like a pubescent girl, despite the fact he plays a younger character in this one. Gandalf looks about the same.

Posted by: pep at December 27, 2013 01:02 PM (6TB1Z)

45 Bit of an overdose with the "epic" teenage-20-something humour. I'd enjoy it more if I wasn't such a grouch, probably.

Posted by: fb at December 27, 2013 01:02 PM (JVEmw)

46 Oh, shit, that's my cousin who leads SHIELD's Asian branch.

Posted by: Nick Fury at December 27, 2013 01:02 PM (2ljO9)

47 How did Ace find this--that's the question. Searched youtube for-- "Sounds like Batman" "Looks like Kate Upton"

Posted by: Linsey Lohan at December 27, 2013 01:02 PM (RJMhd)

48 Does Steiner show up this time?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2013 01:02 PM (8ZskC)

49 24 Wow, looks like that movie could suck a bowling ball through a garden hose. Posted by: maddogg at December 27, 2013 04:56 PM (xWW96) ###### I was thinking the same thing about the viking chick.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 27, 2013 01:02 PM (RXQ2T)

50 Callahan Tunnel in Boston will shutdown for repairs for 3 months. Yeah that won't affect traffic much.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 27, 2013 01:03 PM (zvr0X)

51 "Am I the only one who watched 2 Guns with Marky Mark and Denzel?"

You and Pajama Boy.

Posted by: West at December 27, 2013 01:03 PM (1Rgee)

52 If Penn Jillette is involved, I'm in . . .

Oh, wait, he's off being evil in his own movie somewhere . . .

Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2013 01:03 PM (roTS7)

53 This looks like a french movie.

Posted by: Soona at December 27, 2013 01:04 PM (fv6BP)

Could use a kid-friendly rabbit-like character that we could merchandise the holy fuck out of.

Reminds me of the Red Letter Media bits where Lucas is showing the black guy in the suit how to walk like a black guy.

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2013 01:04 PM (fsLdt)

55 I think we've found the Elliot Gould comeback vehicle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2013 01:04 PM (8ZskC)

56 I liked 2 GUNS. Also liked RIDDICK.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 27, 2013 01:05 PM (zvr0X)

57 Bad, in an awesome way.

Posted by: Lord_Whorfin at December 27, 2013 01:05 PM (2s8EG)

58 I already sent them 500 quatloos. AWESOME!! I googled "convert quatloos to usd" and got USD to Euro conversion.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 27, 2013 01:05 PM (WhJf8)

59 Wait . . . it's got a dirty Scandi chick in it?

I'm in!

Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2013 01:06 PM (roTS7)

60 If it was a French movie, it would be le AWESOME!

Posted by: mrp at December 27, 2013 01:06 PM (HjPtV)

I think we've found the Elliot Gould comeback vehicle.

They should put Abe Vigoda in this just for the hell of it.

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2013 01:06 PM (fsLdt)

62 I think we've found the Elliot Gould comeback vehicle. That was the best Carolla Podcast all year.

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2013 01:07 PM (YXATN)

63
To be sequeled by
Karate Chopin - He's a Round-Kickin composer. From the Past!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 27, 2013 01:07 PM (MaP11)

64 Dimmy Sumore!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 27, 2013 01:07 PM (IXrOn)

65 Elliot Gould is busy ruining RAY DONOVAN on Showtime.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 27, 2013 01:08 PM (zvr0X)

66 The script also needs a rewrite. I suggest L. Roon Hubbard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2013 01:08 PM (8ZskC)

67 Wait, it's got Elliot Gould in it?

I'm IN!

Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2013 01:09 PM (roTS7)

68 Anyone see the Richie Cunningham flick RUSH about the '70's race car drivers?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 27, 2013 01:10 PM (zvr0X)

69 67 Death Liszt - He's Checking It Twice

Posted by: fb at December 27, 2013 01:10 PM (JVEmw)

but this was almost worth the $15, especially since I think the higher price tends to filter out the yappy, cell-phone using riff raff.
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What higher price? That's pretty much normal around here.

^^;;

Posted by: junior at December 27, 2013 01:10 PM (UWFpX)

71 I am confused and do not know where I fit in.

Posted by: Plymouth Fury at December 27, 2013 01:11 PM (jucos)

72 Anything Mathias Fujelsstorm touches is Box Office Gold, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2013 01:11 PM (YXATN)

73 A&E caved and it putting Robertson back on story on Drudge.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 27, 2013 01:11 PM (oFCZn)

74 That is all kinds of awesome-bad. Or bad-awesome.

I'm not sure which. Maybe both.

Posted by: cranky-d at December 27, 2013 01:11 PM (SFasK)

75 looks like a remake of- "Hung Furry"

Posted by: naturalfake at December 27, 2013 01:11 PM (0cMkb)

76 I call Nap Time!

Who wants to run down the hall to get the little boxes of milk?

Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2013 01:12 PM (roTS7)

77 That was awesome!

Posted by: MrX at December 27, 2013 01:12 PM (q8eh5)

78 Riding a T-Rex would actually be doable.

They're just lucky that Brian Dennehy agreed to play the part.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 27, 2013 01:13 PM (SY2Kh)

79 Did A n E meet with Jesse Jackass; he gave them 72 hours to do so?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 27, 2013 01:13 PM (zvr0X)

80 Once in a generation a movie comes along that speaks to the entire world. This is not that movie.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 27, 2013 01:13 PM (E+uky)

81 18 Am I the only one who watched 2 Guns with Marky Mark and Denzel? Also can someone tell me if We're the Millers is worth renting.

Mrs. Chronda dragged me to 2 Guns. I thought it was meh.

I liked We're the Millers.

DISCLAIMER: I think that by now I've proven to y'all that I have no taste.

PS: Yeah, that's just what I want when I'm stealing Russian music videos: feminine hygiene product ads. Thanks, Youtube!

Posted by: Anachronda at December 27, 2013 01:13 PM (U82Km)

82 This is just a place holder till Ace comes up with the post of all time? Right? Anyone? Hello...

Posted by: Linsey Lohan at December 27, 2013 01:13 PM (RJMhd)

83
Mo Zart and Mo Firepower.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 27, 2013 01:14 PM (MaP11)

84 Nice nod to Tron. The Viking reference hit home too. Being a filthy Iceback I felt the love.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 27, 2013 01:14 PM (jucos)

85 Or maybe it's a remake of the lesbian porno- "Tongue Furry"

Posted by: naturalfake at December 27, 2013 01:15 PM (0cMkb)

86 A&E caved and it putting Robertson back on story on Drudge.

In other breaking news, the Sun has announced that tomorrow it will rise in the East.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 27, 2013 01:15 PM (SY2Kh)

87 The trailer doesn't show the most poignant part of the movie, when Spock goes back in time and meets himself as a teenager.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2013 01:15 PM (8ZskC)

88 What higher price? That's pretty much normal around here.

Like I said, it's been awhile.

Posted by: pep at December 27, 2013 01:15 PM (6TB1Z)

89 Riding a T-Rex would actually be doable. - Yeah, for Chuck Fucking Norris. Not for pajama guy. He might spill his cocoa.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 27, 2013 01:16 PM (E+uky)

90 A&E caved and it putting Robertson back on story on Drudge.

Hey, if this news gets the flashing light on Drudge, then Kung Fury deserves the flaming skull. Amiright?

Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2013 01:16 PM (roTS7)

91 And of course, the volcano scene looks most compelling.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 27, 2013 01:16 PM (naUcP)

92 In other breaking news, the Sun has announced that tomorrow it will rise in the East.
Posted by: Hollowpoint

Seriously. And this just in. Water is wet. As I said when I predicted this, HWood whores.

Posted by: pep at December 27, 2013 01:16 PM (6TB1Z)

93 What, they couldn't get a DeLorean?

Posted by: Marty McFly at December 27, 2013 01:17 PM (8ZskC)

94 91 The trailer doesn't show the most poignant part of the movie, when Spock goes back in time and meets himself as a teenager.

If he also accidentally kills his favorite childhood pet, it's been done.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 27, 2013 01:17 PM (U82Km)

95 *high pitched girly screeching*

Posted by: GLAAD at December 27, 2013 01:17 PM (oFCZn)

96 I'd like to see a film about a mean woman kicking snow at a cat, the cat beating the crap out of her, the mean woman calling animal services and having the cat killed, and then all the cats in the neighborhood ripping her to shreds. Just bloody ribbons of flesh.

Posted by: Bean Pies, ey? at December 27, 2013 01:18 PM (Qev5V)

I'll watch it when I go to Bangkok. I'm sure it'll have a red-carpet opening there.

Posted by: Soona at December 27, 2013 01:18 PM (fv6BP)

98 "I'd like to see a film about a mean woman kicking snow at a cat, the cat beating the crap out of her, the mean woman calling animal services and having the cat killed, and then all the cats in the neighborhood ripping her to shreds. Just bloody ribbons of flesh. Posted by: Bean Pies, ey?"

Poor woman. Release the basset hounds!

Posted by: mrp at December 27, 2013 01:19 PM (HjPtV)

99 Elton John called and said it was gay.

He kept your number? You must've proven good in the sack.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 27, 2013 01:19 PM (SY2Kh)

100 The following summarizes my reaction regarding the latest in the A&E Duck Dynasty saga: http://youtu.be/owzhYNcd4OM

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 27, 2013 01:19 PM (naUcP)

101 Yeah. A Chromebook commercial in which the audio consists entirely of Stewie saying "Ma! Mom! Ma! ..."

Can I have the feminine hygiene product ad back, Youtube?

Posted by: Anachronda at December 27, 2013 01:19 PM (U82Km)

102 AE caved and it putting Robertson back on story on Drudge. - That's a slap in the face to Jesse Jackson and the entire African-American community.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 27, 2013 01:20 PM (E+uky)

103 90 AE caved and it putting Robertson back on story on Drudge. In other breaking news, the Sun has announced that tomorrow it will rise in the East. Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 27, 2013 05:15 PM (SY2Kh) The new season was already in the can. So, this entire suspension thing was bullshit from the get go.

Posted by: Bean Pies, ey? at December 27, 2013 01:20 PM (Qev5V)

104 I'd like to see a film about a mean woman kicking snow at a cat, the cat beating the crap out of her, the mean woman calling animal services and having the cat killed, and then all the cats in the neighborhood ripping her to shreds. Just bloody ribbons of flesh.

It's in development. Thank you for your interest.

Coalition Against Antagonizing Tabbies and Similar felines - - CAATS
(we're cats. acronyms aren't our thing, okay?)

Posted by: CAATS at December 27, 2013 01:22 PM (roTS7)

105 The Servpro guys misunderestimated the totality of H2O, second pump deployed.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 27, 2013 01:22 PM (ZshNr)

106 off topic: they somehow forgot Kaboom:

http://tinyurl.com/ckdb8ut

Posted by: Mallfly at December 27, 2013 01:22 PM (bJm7W)

107 89 Or maybe it's a remake of the lesbian porno- "Tongue Furry" Posted by: naturalfake at December 27, 2013 05:15 PM (0cMkb) I think you maybe on to something. You know how in these kung fu flixs they jump up 100 fet in the air and are just kicking each other on the way down. In Tongue Fung Fury....well you can use your own imagination.

Posted by: Bean Pies, ey? at December 27, 2013 01:23 PM (Qev5V)

108 The new season was already in the can. So, this entire suspension thing was bullshit from the get go. Yep. Unless A&E were threatening to edit him out, he was going to be in the next season.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 27, 2013 01:24 PM (WhJf8)

109 I hear more and more about Kickstarter. It's basically a means of attracting private funds to launch people's ideas, right? How does it work? Do people actually have a record of launching successes? Do people actually get paid, and how is that negotiated?

Posted by: Dave S. at December 27, 2013 01:24 PM (UvR6d)

110 Coalition Against Antagonizing Tabbies and Similar felines - - CAATS
(we're cats. acronyms aren't our thing, okay?)

Splitter!

Posted by: The Peoples Front for the Protection of Felines at December 27, 2013 01:24 PM (8ZskC)

111 Tong Tongue Furry Fury!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 27, 2013 01:25 PM (04hTF)

112 Splitter!

"Be a Spitter, not a Splitter!" - CAATS recruitment slogan, 1997

It focus-grouped poorly, however. But you PFPF dogs couldn't let it die. No, of course not. Weasels!

Posted by: CAATS at December 27, 2013 01:27 PM (roTS7)

113 Heh - Laser Unicorns Productions

Posted by: shredded chi, the young curmudgeon at December 27, 2013 01:27 PM (5aFK0)

114
Tong Tongue Furry Fury!
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 27, 2013 05:25 PM<<<<<

I bet my Mom would like that.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 27, 2013 01:27 PM (MaP11)

115 OK, now for something I'm not sure how I feel about: My Little Raptor. http://tinyurl.com/k6zuoe4

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 27, 2013 01:27 PM (naUcP)

116
We know a lot about dick, but we know very little about duck.

Posted by: GLAAD at December 27, 2013 01:27 PM (pJF+c)

117 Tauntaun Tongue Furry Fury!

That DVD is waaayy back on the bottom shelf

Posted by: mrp at December 27, 2013 01:29 PM (HjPtV)

118
I knew the old man would kick their ass, and he did it with style.

Posted by: Miss Kay at December 27, 2013 01:29 PM (pJF+c)

119 How do we know Thor and the Viking chick won't side with Kung Fuhrer?

Posted by: Bean Pies, ey? at December 27, 2013 01:29 PM (Qev5V)

120 Tong Tongue Furry Fury! Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 27, 2013 05:25 PM<<<<< I bet my Mom would like that. - Anderson Cooper 's mom would love it. Check Drudge.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 27, 2013 01:30 PM (E+uky)

121 Doogie Howser in Kung-fu Fuhrer!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 27, 2013 01:30 PM (04hTF)

122 Thor and the Viking chick

Didn't MST3K do that movie in season 3?

Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2013 01:30 PM (roTS7)

123 106 AE caved and it putting Robertson back on story on Drudge. - That's a slap in the face to Jesse Jackson and the entire African-American community. Posted by: WalrusRex at December 27, 2013 05:20 PM (E+uky) Can we also kick his worthless ass?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2013 01:31 PM (HVff2)

124 At least it's not a remake of a remake. I think it's a new idea. Flip off, Hollywood.

Posted by: shredded chi, the young curmudgeon at December 27, 2013 01:31 PM (5aFK0)

125 Can we also kick his worthless ass?

Hey, I've suddenly got a great idea for an AoSHQ Kickstarter fundraising project!

Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2013 01:32 PM (roTS7)

126 'How do we know Thor and the Viking chick won't side with Kung Fuhrer?"

We're dealin! SSSshhhhhh ...

Posted by: Secret Negotiators Drafting The Kung SCandi - Kung Fuehrer Non-Aggression Pact at December 27, 2013 01:33 PM (HjPtV)

127
It's still the battle of the vagina vs the anus, and all the goobers who don't like our talk can go suck an egg.

Posted by: Uncle Si at December 27, 2013 01:33 PM (pJF+c)

128 Nood up

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 27, 2013 01:33 PM (oFCZn)

129
Posted by: WalrusRex at December 27, 2013 05:30 PM<<<<<

See it funny because he already did.

Posted by: Ben Rothleisburger at December 27, 2013 01:33 PM (MaP11)

130 This movie is a good lesson on why skateboards should be banned.

Posted by: Soona at December 27, 2013 01:34 PM (fv6BP)

131

@113 I hear more and more about Kickstarter. It's basically a means of attracting private funds to launch people's ideas, right? How does it work? Do people actually have a record of launching successes? Do people actually get paid, and how is that negotiated?

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You post your project information on the website, along with how much you need to achieve your goal. You have exactly one month to achieve your goal. People pay money to Kickstarter on behalf of your project, and if you reach your donation target by the end of the month, then Kickstarter gives you the money (minus their cut). If you don't reach the donation target, then the donors keep their money.

Posted by: junior at December 27, 2013 01:38 PM (UWFpX)

132 While PhilÂ’s comments made in the interview reflect his personal views based on his own beliefs, and his own personal journey, he and his family have publicly stated they regret the Â“coarse languageÂ” he used and the mis-interpretation of his core beliefs based only on the article. He also made it clear he would Â“never incite or encourage hate.Â” We at A+E Networks expressed our disappointment with his statements in the article, and reiterate that they are not views we hold. Fuck A&E. And this "coarse language" bullshit. There is coarse language used all over A&E and on DM who was shilling for GLAAD. It's "coarse language" for Robertson to say vagina but not or Jennifer Lawrence to go on and on about her butt plugs. p

Posted by: Bean Pies, ey? at December 27, 2013 01:39 PM (Qev5V)

133 You post your project information on the website, along with how much you need to achieve your goal. You have exactly one month to achieve your goal. People pay money to Kickstarter on behalf of your project, and if you reach your donation target by the end of the month, then Kickstarter gives you the money (minus their cut). If you don't reach the donation target, then the donors keep their money.

Posted by: junior at December 27, 2013 05:38 PM (UWFpX)

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Thanks. So when you say people donate to a project, do you mean that literally? There is no expectation or structure for any returns should the idea actually be a good one and succeed?

Posted by: Dave S. at December 27, 2013 01:43 PM (UvR6d)

134 For anyone interested, I checked kickstarter and Kung Fury is 95% funded, with 28 days left to go. Cannes here they come!

Posted by: DaveinNC at December 27, 2013 02:15 PM (/NgNT)

135 How about helping a former Marine and Iraq veteran buy a tractor for his sustainable farm? Just Google Kickstarter New Life Farm. He's a good guy who served his country and is just trying to carve out a living on the land.

Posted by: DebZeppelin at December 27, 2013 02:17 PM (AGoxC)

136 60
I liked 2 GUNS.

Also liked RIDDICK.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 27, 2013 05:05 PM (zvr0X)

Riddick was some solid badassery. Great movie.

Posted by: tangonine at December 27, 2013 02:19 PM (x3YFz)

137 That is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 27, 2013 02:20 PM (DpEwG)

138 It's got everything! Even hints of sex with dinosaurs.

"Trashed and Spurious"

Posted by: PJ at December 27, 2013 02:34 PM (ZWaLo)

139 And 200k funded now, stretch goal is 1m for a feature length version.

Posted by: Evil Bun Bun at December 27, 2013 02:44 PM (FTXzR)

140 And here I thought ninja Frankenstein dueling with katanas was odd. Yikes.

Posted by: Fritz at December 27, 2013 03:16 PM (TKFmG)

141 @139 Dave, bingo. When you place a pledge, you're explicitly told that it's a donation and you may never seen a thing from it. That being said, there have only been a couple of outright scams on Kickstarter where the person collects the funds and then heads to Aruba. It's much more common to see "Well, we need $x to do this" and they get that amount and then discover that they really underestimated how much they needed.

Posted by: Matt B at December 27, 2013 03:40 PM (CT6sQ)

142 I backed it. Can't wait.

Posted by: Caiwyn at December 27, 2013 06:49 PM (DV4pp)

143 So... finished (re)watching all five Die Hard movies. I think I must have only seen these on television before... because I sure would have remembered the rather alarming bare man-butt at the beginning of #2. I like men, I really do, and I really like a muscle bound stud, yup, really do, but nothing... nothing on the planet makes a man-butt pretty. Also finally watched Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer.

Posted by: Synova at December 27, 2013 10:26 PM (7/PU+)

144 Just lifting shit from Reddit now, eh? Take a day off, Ace. You were better 10 years ago.

Posted by: someguy at December 27, 2013 10:52 PM (8XRrT)

145 Two questions - 1) Can I get on a mailing list to be informed when this movie is actually made and released? and B) WTF did I just watch?

Posted by: Big Daddy B at December 28, 2013 06:22 AM (3yXk+)

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