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August 22, 2013

New Liquid Plumr Ad Promises Fast Service to Your Drain
— CAC

The porn post below was getting dirty. So, let's change things up and talk drain cleaning products.

and apparently there is an alternate ending:

Now, last year a few of you were as bepuzzled as I was over Liquid Plumbr's strange new ads where plumbers show up to the house of a 40-something housewife and offer to help them unclog drains. I failed to "get it", and again, I still don't quite understand the ad. Who would let a total stranger pour chemicals down your drain? Why would somebody lay down a massive piece of pipe in a store? Why is she getting all dizzy? Perhaps the horde can help me out again. Remember, keep it CLEAN, just like this ad, which is in no way connected to that dirty filth below.

Posted by: CAC at 01:48 PM | Comments (79)
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1 Ok.

Posted by: NCKate at August 22, 2013 01:50 PM (kwl+3)

2 You're BSing right? The double-menaing, you don't get?

Seriously, you guy?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 22, 2013 01:51 PM (wcP2i)

3 That guy in the commercial can clean my drain out anytime...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at August 22, 2013 01:52 PM (9+ccr)

4 Got nothin'.

Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Flying Toaster Circus at August 22, 2013 01:52 PM (m9V0o)

5 he said laid pipe.

Posted by: trailortrash at August 22, 2013 01:53 PM (xllDV)

6 Someone said something about laying pipe?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 22, 2013 01:54 PM (eV1I0)

Pretty sure we've done this.

Different commercial. Same thread.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2013 01:54 PM (/Jg6b)

8 And you guys are bustin' my chops?

Posted by: Filthy Bob Filner at August 22, 2013 01:54 PM (wcP2i)

oh, the post is about how we've already done this...

reading is fundamental. They weren't kidding.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2013 01:55 PM (/Jg6b)

10 Love how at the end, the dude in the store is literally laying down a pipe. Very subtle, Madison Ave.

Posted by: logprof at August 22, 2013 01:55 PM (bufJH)

11 Seven minutes? That guy is a secksual Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 22, 2013 01:55 PM (0HooB)

12 I hate my country.

Posted by: Alien Zookeeper at August 22, 2013 01:56 PM (LYwCh)

13 Not as good as the Guinness "share a beer with your friends" ad

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 22, 2013 01:56 PM (t06LC)

14 I wonder how many women have been dp'd? Or maybe it's hard finding two gay guys to rub their junk all over each other?

Posted by: The Wondering Wanderer at August 22, 2013 01:56 PM (Okxra)

15 Well see its like this....

Posted by: Kid Rock is 3'9" with a 10' ....... at August 22, 2013 01:56 PM (Aif/5)

16 *Not proven to cure HIV.

Posted by: Liquid Plumr at August 22, 2013 01:57 PM (8ZskC)

17 I'm sorry madam, you don't want pipes. You're looking for hoses. Lots of hoses. One might even say you are a hose monster.

Posted by: Disgusted man in Lowe's at August 22, 2013 01:57 PM (6TB1Z)

18 It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

Posted by: Lt. Frank Drebin at August 22, 2013 01:57 PM (bufJH)

19 Who doesn't like their pipes or drains cleaned really good every now and then? And, having someone you don't really know, all the better. Then you can kick them out the door and not have to worry about your pipes or drains for a while. Win-win.

Posted by: Denise at August 22, 2013 01:57 PM (9Xqfz)

20 13 Not as good as the Guinness "share a beer with your friends" ad Posted by: Jollyroger

Link?

Posted by: pep at August 22, 2013 01:58 PM (6TB1Z)

21 Hey baby, I'm your handyman.

Posted by: Bob Filner, Graduate, Sensitivity Training Centers of Cleveland at August 22, 2013 01:58 PM (8ZskC)

22 Plungers are better.

Posted by: Victor/Victoria at August 22, 2013 01:58 PM (FnJUz)

23 I hate these ads. But the ones I really hate are Cottonelle's AND Charmin's graphic t.p. ads. Cottonelle's has some Brit (or Aussie?) chick approaching people at the mall and asking them if they'd like to wipe their bum with their product. And Charmin's ads, with the cartoon bears, have the loathsome tag line: "Enjoy 'the go.'" TMI. Blech.

Posted by: Y-not at August 22, 2013 01:58 PM (5H6zj)

24 It penetrates in seven minutes, just like Chelsea and I

Posted by: LeRoy, The Cell mate at August 22, 2013 01:59 PM (wR+pz)

25 I don't know whether the voice-over guy was going for Barry White or Isaac Hayes, but he failed at both.

Posted by: logprof at August 22, 2013 01:59 PM (bufJH)

26 TMI. Blech.

Yea, those ads are kinda shitty.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 22, 2013 01:59 PM (YEelc)

27 The Liquid Plumr ads would be awesome if they made her a sammich afterwards.

Posted by: Y-not at August 22, 2013 01:59 PM (5H6zj)

28 Hey, fat girls need love too, I am 50 now.

Posted by: Monica at August 22, 2013 02:00 PM (wR+pz)

29 EXCLUSIVE: Boy 'arrested over Australian baseball's murder' is linked to string of armed robberies with his PREGNANT girlfriend http://goo.gl/Lnh9nn Who's shocked?

Posted by: Victor/Victoria at August 22, 2013 02:00 PM (FnJUz)

30 And Charmin's ads, with the cartoon bears, have the loathsome tag line: "Enjoy 'the go.'"

TMI. Blech.

Posted by: Y-not at August 22, 2013 05:58 PM (5H6zj)

I find Charmin's 8 year advertising play on "does a bear shit in the woods" to be downright revolting.

But these ads? Confusing as hell. In the one, he's just destructively drilling a piece of wood with the longest drill in the world. I'm just lost here.

Posted by: CAC at August 22, 2013 02:00 PM (r4gsK)

31 I love that old Office Depot ad where the cute brunette goes up to the counter and asks to be three-hole punched.

Posted by: Porn Addict at August 22, 2013 02:01 PM (Okxra)

32 28 Hey, fat girls need love too, I am 50 now. Posted by: Monica at August 22, 2013 06:00 PM (wR+pz) Actually she's 40.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 22, 2013 02:01 PM (Tnlh/)

@20

http://tinyurl.com/mxezcgm

Maybe that.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 22, 2013 02:02 PM (t06LC)

34 It leaves you satisfied in seven minutes guaranteed. A good BJ will do that.

Posted by: Monica at August 22, 2013 02:02 PM (wR+pz)

35 I've got something to service your drain.... check your twitter feed.

Posted by: Danger, Carlos Danger - Agent Double O Naught at August 22, 2013 02:02 PM (Pr6hk)

36 It's no 'Ship my pants' but ok.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 22, 2013 02:02 PM (hSwFv)

37 It burns!

Posted by: A Gerbil at August 22, 2013 02:02 PM (XvHmy)

38 A good pipe layer reciprocates.

Posted by: Fritz at August 22, 2013 02:02 PM (KIHQS)

39 I'VE GOT BLISTERS ON MY PENIS!

Posted by: CARLOS DANGER at August 22, 2013 02:03 PM (Okxra)

40 Alls I know is that plumbers are more expensive than Than any SL ers.

Posted by: Albino Hedgehogs at August 22, 2013 02:03 PM (bQMb4)

41 Years ago when I was a plumber, two girls showed up at my house and asked if they could borrow my snake. Apparently, they both had similar issues that required pipe cleaning.

I happily obliged and even performed some reaming on the sections which were neglected and required a bit more attention. During the process, I also discovered some of the screws required drilling and tapping as they were very neglected.

Everybody one. I love charity work. It's good for the soul.

Posted by: Marcus at August 22, 2013 02:04 PM (RDnLo)

42 What's a pipe lawyer?

Posted by: 5th Beatle at August 22, 2013 02:04 PM (Okxra)

"I love that old Office Depot ad where the cute brunette goes up to the counter and asks to be three-hole punched."

By coincidence, Three-Hole Punch is my Indian porn name.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 22, 2013 02:04 PM (evvGi)

44 She just looks fifty

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at August 22, 2013 02:04 PM (Pr6hk)

45 Power drill? meh.

I got a drilling rig, baby...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 22, 2013 02:04 PM (wtvvX)

46 So I wonder do these ads really resonate with women who are the intended audience.

Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2013 02:05 PM (W6bkf)

47 EXCLUSIVE: Boy 'arrested over Australian baseball's murder' is linked to string of armed robberies with his PREGNANT girlfriend
http://goo.gl/Lnh9nn
Who's shocked?
Posted by: Victor/Victoria at August 22, 2013 06:00 PM (FnJUz)

I sure am! That girl can't find the local Planned Parenthood or something?

Posted by: mugiwara at August 22, 2013 02:05 PM (hpYnL)

The ad agencies think that 'Sex Sells'...so they try to sexualize everything.

Plumbing?

That's been the brunt of sexual overtones for years...so that's not so much of a stretch.

But what about those Swiffer ads?

Who knew that a floor sweeper could be sexualized?

Posted by: wheatie at August 22, 2013 02:05 PM (el7k2)

49 Woman's POV: That's funny.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 22, 2013 02:05 PM (DoZD+)

50 That's better than but not as hilarious as Quizno's "put it in me, Dave".

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 22, 2013 02:06 PM (DoZD+)

51 Plus my wife's not allowed to call the plumber

Posted by: Albino Hedgehogs at August 22, 2013 02:06 PM (bQMb4)

52 "Suck on my Chocolate Salty Balls" thinks these ads have too many double-entendres.

http://youtu.be/w24Xd8fVlTU

Posted by: Chef at August 22, 2013 02:07 PM (bufJH)

53 Actually she's 40. Posted by: baldilocks at August 22, 2013 06:01 PM (Tnlh/) Well, I feel like 50.

Posted by: Monica at August 22, 2013 02:07 PM (wR+pz)

54 See the ads for a product called Sit Fresh?Apparently some kind of soap to use on your TP to wipe your ass.I always call it Shit Fresh.

Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2013 02:07 PM (9XBK2)

55 Woman's POV: That's funny. Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 22, 2013 06:05 PM (DoZD+) How you doin'?

Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2013 02:07 PM (W6bkf)

56 >13 Not as good as the Guinness "share a beer with your friends" ad<

That one is R rated for sure. I saw it in Europe- did that ever air here?

Posted by: Marcus at August 22, 2013 02:07 PM (RDnLo)

57 Barky. I'm here to service your 'drain'

Posted by: Reggie Love at August 22, 2013 02:08 PM (Pr6hk)

58 13 Not as good as the Guinness "share a beer with your friends" ad
Posted by: Jollyroger at August 22, 2013 05:56 PM (t06LC)

Best.Ad.Ever

Posted by: Trainer's looking to join a Militia. at August 22, 2013 02:08 PM (7EbAY)

59 Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!

Posted by: Boone at August 22, 2013 02:08 PM (3p8HS)

60 I love that new Obamacare ad where the young unmarried mother asks about affordable health insurance and she ends up with a bunch of jizz on her face.

Posted by: Sgt. Slugger at August 22, 2013 02:09 PM (Okxra)

61 Then I said, "Ma'am I believe this is yours!"

Posted by: Blue 1940's Comic at August 22, 2013 02:11 PM (3p8HS)

62 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GNL1Df7h10

Guiness ad

Posted by: Trainer's looking to join a Militia. at August 22, 2013 02:12 PM (7EbAY)

63 But what about those Swiffer ads?
Who knew that a floor sweeper could be sexualized?

The ads have evolved over the years. The first ones had the mop being cast aside and looking in through the window at the younger, fresher model. I wondered how long that would stay in the ads. Sure enough, in the new ones, the mop finds another household cleaning appliance, and they're happy, so the women don't have to feel guilty about what they've done to the mop.

Me, I think the mop should have finished up in the gutter with a bottle of Pledge.

Posted by: pep at August 22, 2013 02:13 PM (6TB1Z)

64 62 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GNL1Df7h10

Guiness ad

Posted by: Trainer's looking to join a Militia. at August 22, 2013 06:12 PM (7EbAY)

--It's a good thing I don't care much for the taste of Guinness, because now I'm gonna associate it with skankitude.

Posted by: logprof at August 22, 2013 02:15 PM (bufJH)

65 Tried gerbils?

Posted by: BignJames at August 22, 2013 02:17 PM (ZNQKl)

66 It's all fun and games until you're watching a baseball game in the middle of the day with little kids and dirtbag ads like this come on.

I am reaching a level of deep despair over how foul and crass our society has become in such a short time.

There is almost no safe harbor left for children.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at August 22, 2013 02:19 PM (IlZPo)

67 First thing I noticed was that there weren't any black people. Are they saying black people don't need their drain unclogged? That a black person can't help you if your drain needs unclogging? Second thing I noticed is that the guy doing the narration is black. They have, of coursed, sexualized him as if all a black man can thinks about is sex! Anyone in MSM: If you're reading this I'm available for your employment!

Posted by: zefal at August 22, 2013 02:20 PM (BUbL3)

68 I am reaching a level of deep despair over how foul and crass our society has become in such a short time.

You sound like you aren't feeling so fresh. I have a recommendation.

Posted by: Summer's Eve at August 22, 2013 02:20 PM (6TB1Z)

69 I CANNOT STAND those, "It's time to get real about what happens in the bathroom" ads. Hate, hate hate.

Posted by: Ktgreat: assho at August 22, 2013 02:28 PM (vUO51)

70 Only 7 minutes? Isn't that premature plumbing?

Posted by: anon at August 22, 2013 02:30 PM (DEsFp)

71 Open simple clogs with a "drain cleaning bladder" (attaches to the hose) Cobra Products makes'em also others:Amazon. May need two if plumbing routes are complicated, or clog is far downstream from cleanout access. Better yet get a Clog Hog attachment for a pressure washer (small home model washer will do.)
This can work as well as a professional drain service.

Posted by: Old Fart at August 22, 2013 02:30 PM (fX9XS)

72 62 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GNL1Df7h10 Guiness ad Posted by: Trainer's looking to join a Militia. at August 22, 2013 06:12 PM (7EbAY) o_O

Posted by: rickl at August 22, 2013 02:31 PM (sdi6R)

73 I think it has to do with the urge to clean. And a fascination with organic chemistry. You know what they say - Valence bonds, baybay

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at August 22, 2013 02:34 PM (71Cvy)

74 shop vac. That'll clear old, hairy drains......What?

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 22, 2013 02:38 PM (PrDJQ)

75 I can do without the erectile dysfunction, feminine hygiene product, and sexually suggestive ads before 8pm. Let the kids go to sleep before you start running it. I find the ad funny. The only one that really gave me the skeeves was the spaghetti sauce ad where the kid walks in on the parents having sex.

Posted by: no good deed at August 22, 2013 02:38 PM (WmLrU)

76 7 Minutes? Hell, I'll do it in 3 and have her on her way.

Posted by: red speck at August 22, 2013 07:39 PM (9Xu0X)

77 I got it

Posted by: Igotnothing at August 22, 2013 09:10 PM (4Gb8Z)

78 CAC is never getting his pipes cleaned.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at August 23, 2013 05:06 AM (1hM1d)

79 Out on a limb here...it's about fucking. In the bathroom. For 7 minutes.

Posted by: ccoffer at August 23, 2013 07:57 PM (XBu1u)

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