December 17, 2013

New Obamacare Pitch Slightly Sadder and Weirder Than Previous Efforts
— Ace

Yeah Son, that is all too real.

It looks like a publicity still from one of those awful comedy pilots that NBC buys by the bushelfull where you never even hear of it before it gets cancelled but then one day you're looking up someone's imdb.com credits and a show with only six episodes comes up and the show's called Beta Buddies and you're like "What? What the hell? What the hell is Beta Buddies? Has IMDB been hacked?" but then you investigate further and see there's a review at the AV Club ("Beta Buddies is just like Perfect Strangers if someone at the network had said "NEEDS. MOAR. BALKY!") and you're like "Holy shit, I guess that was a show. Weird."

And, Open Thread.


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1 media savy, ya right

Posted by: oc joe at December 17, 2013 04:43 PM (hqVUe)

2 oh my!

Posted by: VIZZY at December 17, 2013 04:43 PM (VWXUq)

3 Dickheads

Posted by: Pinchi Puto at December 17, 2013 04:43 PM (qQk+U)

4 Hey horde loves me the Obamacare, not

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2013 04:44 PM (HVff2)

5 Why is there a 26-year-old in jammies on his parents' couch? Oh, that's right...

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2013 04:44 PM (FcR7P)

6 any of you homos call me francis

Posted by: VIZZY at December 17, 2013 04:44 PM (VWXUq)

7 did you see the genius who says give away pot to get the young to sign up?

Posted by: oc joe at December 17, 2013 04:44 PM (hqVUe)

8 ...you're like "Holy shit, I guess that was a show that people actually worked on and got paid to do. Weird." ***** Except in this and similar cases they kick back 10% to the DNC

Posted by: Chicago at December 17, 2013 04:45 PM (MhA4j)

9 barackobama.com/talk I think the '/talk' is just assumed by now.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2013 04:45 PM (FcR7P)

10 And why is a beta male hipster douchebag the face of this campaign?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 04:46 PM (UAMVq)

11 Spending all day in your jammies talkin' bout Serious You Guys stuff pretty much describes every liberal I know.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 17, 2013 04:46 PM (hpYnL)

12 Looks like Leonard, from Big Bang Theory. Pretty sure he already has insurance.

Posted by: barkerman at December 17, 2013 04:46 PM (ntl3e)

13 10 And why is a beta male hipster douchebag the face of this campaign? Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 08:46 PM (UAMVq) Because a beta male hipster douchebag is the head of the campaign.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 04:46 PM (GEICT)

14 That's inspiring.

Posted by: fluffy at December 17, 2013 04:47 PM (Ua6T/)

15 And why is a beta male hipster douchebag the face of this campaign? Posted by: Insomniac ----------------- Projection by the planners?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 17, 2013 04:47 PM (aDwsi)

16 *points at douche in feety pjs*

Hahahaha what a fucking nerd!

Posted by: Leonard Hofstadter at December 17, 2013 04:47 PM (LDsJ6)

17 Great. I can look forward to a patronizing discussion over instant hot chocolate about Obamacare with my pajama-clad, hipster, douche-bag nephew who still lives at home. Best. Christmas. Ever.

Posted by: Warthog at December 17, 2013 04:47 PM (Tm1Xr)

18 Beta Buddies

Starring Allah Pundit and his chubby sidekick Ed Morrissey

Watch this zany duo attempt to maintain conservative cred all the while being micro-managed by their Clownhall Bosses. They deal daily with a crowd of unruly beta commenters concern trolls and mobies and they make their way through the Jammie wearing blogosphere.

Cameos by Michelle Malkin their hot previous owner who's dumped them at the peak of their success but who they still have good feelings about (especially since she's going to cut them in on her latest deal; Twitchy)

You'll laugh, you'll cry at this amusing and inciteful bromance.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 17, 2013 04:48 PM (LSDdO)

19 What dweeb thought these fatuous ads up?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2013 04:50 PM (BC6cY)

20

SRSLY?!?!?!?!?!?

 

That's the dude who got swirlies in school - and these idiots actually think people are going to take advice from him now that he's "all grown up"?

 

Who wears PJs that look like that and expects to be taken seriously?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at December 17, 2013 04:50 PM (PZ6/M)

21 I want to punch that twink. Very. Hard.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at December 17, 2013 04:50 PM (diWfc)

22 Chocolate must not be that hot if he's got his free hand underneath the mug. Just sayin'

Posted by: kimoloka at December 17, 2013 04:50 PM (AB/W0)

23
#GetTalking



And judging by the picture, the first words are, "Mom, Dad -- I'm....."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 17, 2013 04:50 PM (kdS6q)

24 This is as bad as those awful anti-drug rap ads.


Posted by: fb at December 17, 2013 04:51 PM (qnMOL)

25 He looks like Leonard from Big Bang Theory. Note that I think Leonard is an utter douchenozzle so that is not exactly a compliment.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 04:52 PM (Gk3SS)

26 Son, when do you think you might be dating a girl?

Posted by: Dad at December 17, 2013 04:52 PM (8ZskC)

27 And judging by the picture, the first words are, "Mom, Dad -- I'mÂ…..not moving out yet." Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 17, 2013 08:50 PM (kdS6q) Looks about right.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 04:52 PM (GEICT)

28 And judging by the picture, the first words are, "Mom, Dad -- I'm....."


A lesbian.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 17, 2013 04:52 PM (LSDdO)

29 That's the dude who got swirlies in school Be more specific. That describes 75% of LIbErals. Minimum.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at December 17, 2013 04:52 PM (diWfc)

30 Actually, I wish you'd drink a little less hot chocolate.

I'm getting tired of having to help you with the trap door on your jammies.

Posted by: that douche's mom at December 17, 2013 04:52 PM (LDsJ6)

31 Why is a beta male hipster doucebag in this ad? This is the demo that Obama is counting on to save Ocrapacare. I'm trying to picture Samuel Jackson in this ad.

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at December 17, 2013 04:52 PM (niuxr)

32 Chocolate must not be that hot if he's got his free hand underneath the mug. Just sayin' It's my chocolate balls.

Posted by: Chef at December 17, 2013 04:53 PM (FcR7P)

33 Now is as good a time as any to have The Conversation.

Posted by: Dad at December 17, 2013 04:53 PM (8ZskC)

34 Chocolate SALTY balls.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 17, 2013 04:53 PM (LSDdO)

35 When the guy who calls himself 'fluffy' thinks you look like a complete wuss, well...

Posted by: fluffy at December 17, 2013 04:54 PM (Ua6T/)

36 "Mom, Dad, I'm... going to be hosting my own prime-time show on MSNBC."

Posted by: PabloD at December 17, 2013 04:54 PM (p8yZt)

37 He looks rilly rilly smart, with that doubting wry look and arched eyebrows, wondering what Mom's going to bring to go with the warm choco

Posted by: kimoloka at December 17, 2013 04:54 PM (AB/W0)

38 Where's the fly in these motherfucking jammies?

Posted by: Samuel (Motherfucking) Jackson at December 17, 2013 04:54 PM (LSDdO)

39 Mom, Dad -- I'm not going to get a job until the year after next. I really want to find myself this year, maybe write an album or a screenplay.

Posted by: fb at December 17, 2013 04:54 PM (qnMOL)

40 That's the dude who got swirlies in school

I was pretty much hated in school but I never got a swirlie ["bog-wash" was the exact term].

There was a kid who got a bog-wash in my fourth year there. First bog-wash in a generation.

This guy in this pic is the guy that kid would have bog-washed.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo: Tobiam libera! at December 17, 2013 04:54 PM (Nsoq9)

41 I'm trying to picture Samuel Jackson in this ad. Buy some muthafuckin insurance right now, muthafucka!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 04:54 PM (UAMVq)

42 Hey mom, dad, good news! Obamacare covers HIV drugs!

Posted by: some beta male hipster douche in jammies at December 17, 2013 04:55 PM (hpYnL)

43 WTF? He like a stalker now

Posted by: Thunderb at December 17, 2013 04:55 PM (zOTsN)

44 I like the tastefully non-denominational display of randomly-strewn "holiday lights" on the wall.  It suggests the idea of a late-term abortion for Baby Jesus.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2013 04:55 PM (8ZskC)

45 Oooh, spiced eggnog!
*crosses legs*

Posted by: That's Our Boy at December 17, 2013 04:55 PM (qnMOL)

46 37 Where's the fly in these motherfucking jammies? The current occupant doesn't look like he needs one.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 04:55 PM (UAMVq)

47 Also hot chocolate? C'mon, everyone knows that if you want people to show up for a thing, you have to have punch and pie.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 04:55 PM (Gk3SS)

48 When the guy who calls himself 'fluffy' thinks you look like a complete wuss, well...

And when the toilet hobo is saying he would be bogwashed by the guy two scales down the social ladder . . .

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo: Tobiam libera! at December 17, 2013 04:55 PM (Nsoq9)

49 Is that Rachel Maddow or Chris Hayes?

I always get those two mixed up.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 17, 2013 04:56 PM (LSDdO)

50 I can picture Alexthechick holding this guy's head in the toilet and then giving him a noogie.  When he's 26.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 17, 2013 04:56 PM (lr3d7)

51 The Grinch stole their Christmas and left a Some Days Off.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2013 04:57 PM (FcR7P)

52 Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 17, 2013 08:56 PM (lr3d7)

I can picture his 10 year old sister doing it now.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 17, 2013 04:57 PM (LSDdO)

53 46 Also hot chocolate? C'mon, everyone knows that if you want people to show up for a thing, you have to have punch and pie. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 08:55 PM (Gk3SS) Word.

Posted by: Eric Cartman at December 17, 2013 04:57 PM (UAMVq)

54 An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

*smug expression of self-satisfaction on face*

Posted by: Stuff Beta Boy Said, Vol. 6 at December 17, 2013 04:57 PM (8ZskC)

55 I don't think Alex wants to touch him.

But she might push the handle.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo: Tobiam libera! at December 17, 2013 04:57 PM (Nsoq9)

56 And for the record, it's a pretty easy bet that this guy has had a dick in his mouth.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 17, 2013 04:57 PM (lr3d7)

57 6 I think that was a satire, but I'll be damned if I can tell the left from satire any more.

Posted by: weew at December 17, 2013 04:58 PM (0tmLY)

58 I can picture his 10 year old sister doing it now. So can I.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 17, 2013 04:58 PM (UAMVq)

59 I can picture his 10 year old sister doing it now.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 17, 2013 08:57 PM (LSDdO)



Well yes, but she is bigger than AtC.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 17, 2013 04:58 PM (lr3d7)

60 The new castrati.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2013 04:58 PM (ruxvM)

61 $10 says the pajamas have feet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2013 04:58 PM (8ZskC)

62 Makes me think of that SNL skit with The Shat at a Trekkie Convention Have you ever kissed a girl! For Gods sake son, move out of your parents basement!

Posted by: Thunderb at December 17, 2013 04:58 PM (zOTsN)

63 What? Couldn't they get one of them "adult babies" for the ad.

Posted by: just being a hater at December 17, 2013 04:58 PM (LDsJ6)

64 Can't get the image out of my mind - 60 years later a skeleton sitting in the same chair with the same effing cup of dried up hot chocolate in his self-centered little hands. Still waiting for the effing website to load....

Posted by: DC at December 17, 2013 04:58 PM (nOLbs)

65 Mom, Dad --Instead of moving out?I am getting my own health care!
 And judging by the looks on your faces you should probably think about healthcare , too.

Posted by: Establishment Republicans [/i] [/b] at December 17, 2013 04:58 PM (5ikDv)

66 What dweeb came up with this? All of them. Where's the fly in these motherfucking jammies? The seat is never up in the White House.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2013 04:58 PM (FcR7P)

67

Why is a beta male hipster doucebag in this ad?

This is the demo that Obama is counting on to save Ocrapacare.

 

Please - all of the beta male hipster douchebags have degrees in Wymyn's Studies or  Drama.

 

They don't make enough money to actually PAY for a policy - they're the ones who will be getting the biggest subsidies in this Ponzi scheme.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at December 17, 2013 04:59 PM (PZ6/M)

68 I don't think Alex wants to touch him. But she might push the handle. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo: Tobiam libera! at December 17, 2013 08:57 PM (Nsoq9) I was gonna say that I could just use tongs but he looks like he's into that. I'm pissed off that his eyebrows are better groomed than mine at the moment.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 04:59 PM (Gk3SS)

69 Off RINO sock

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at December 17, 2013 04:59 PM (5ikDv)

70 "Hey Balky...is getting worked over with a tire iron a pre-existing condition, you suppose??"

[THWAK! THWAK! THWAK!]

[MEWLING SCREAMS AND BLUBBERING]

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 17, 2013 04:59 PM (k4bdL)

71 I swear, if a Republican administration ran ads like this one and the Brosurance keg stand, impeachment would be the least punitive measure being called for. I'm enraged how our tax dollars are being wasted on PR flacking for Ocrapacare. It's the suck that keeps on suckening.

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at December 17, 2013 04:59 PM (niuxr)

72 Carry on, this thread is hilarious!

Posted by: Dianna at December 17, 2013 04:59 PM (A5id3)

73 And you just know that guy is on his parent's plan right up until his 26th birthday.
Go ahead, Doogie, tell me how I should pay 2-X more for health insurance to fund subsidized or free care for others.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2013 05:00 PM (ruxvM)

74 I guess that's one way of shutting Mom and the Aunts up at the holidays about grand kids for a 26 year old male.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 17, 2013 05:00 PM (TI3xG)

75 Posted by: DC at December 17, 2013 08:58 PM (nOLbs)

Waiting for Mom to come down and sing a song to him.

(but her and dad snuck out years ago. no forwarding address)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 17, 2013 05:00 PM (LSDdO)

76 The sad part is that he probably does have a girlfriend.  He begged her to forgive him for ignoring her after he caught her blowing the plumber, but still...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 17, 2013 05:00 PM (lr3d7)

77 That picture screams Theater Major.  *darts eyes around for EoJ*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 05:00 PM (lVPtV)

78 That's the kid in my high school yearbook whose activities were listed as mathletes, chess club, debate society, voted "most likely to be seen picking his nose on the stadium Jumbotron while attending his first football game."

Posted by: Peregrine Took is blaming someone else for this post at December 17, 2013 05:01 PM (d+OhF)

79 46 Also hot chocolate? C'mon, everyone knows that if you want people to show up for a thing, you have to have punch and pie. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 08:55 PM (Gk3SS) Hot people. Attractive people attract people.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:01 PM (GEICT)

80 It's official.  The 70's look of my youth is no longer the worst ever, now superceded by hipster fashion.  Kids of today will look back in horror.

Posted by: Mayday at December 17, 2013 05:01 PM (eHc+1)

81 The chocolate will be cold by the time Glee comes on.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2013 05:01 PM (8ZskC)

82 This puts the Epic in Fail.

Posted by: torabora at December 17, 2013 05:01 PM (1jp4v)

83 He's smiling because for Christmas Santa gave him some pubes.  Three whole hairs, in fact.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 17, 2013 05:01 PM (lr3d7)

84 Well yes, but she is bigger than AtC. Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 17, 2013 08:58 PM (lr3d7) That is incredibly mean of you to point out.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 05:02 PM (Gk3SS)

85 I'm pissed off that his eyebrows are better groomed than mine at the moment. Posted by: alexthechick --------------- I'm no expert, but looks like someone has been at them with a pencil. That kid hasn't got enough testosterone to grow anything.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 17, 2013 05:02 PM (aDwsi)

86 Get in your snuggie and ride!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 17, 2013 05:02 PM (VpMO0)

87 He begged her to forgive him for ignoring her after he caught her blowing the plumber, but still... Amazing graphics in the RPG's these days, huh?

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2013 05:02 PM (FcR7P)

88 If he had an ear flap hat he would look like a young Elmer Fudd. "Oh those Wascally Wepublicans!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 17, 2013 05:02 PM (N/Sup)

89 Over/under on umbrella fail?  He has the same weak wrists as TFG.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 05:02 PM (lVPtV)

90 Those are some snazzy pjs.

Posted by: kartoffel at December 17, 2013 05:02 PM (EcHOO)

91 William Shatner: You know, before I answer any more questions there's something I wanted to say. Having received all your letters over the years, and I've spoken to many of you, and some of you have traveled... y'know... hundreds of miles to be here, I'd just like to say... GET A LIFE, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show! I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed! You've turned an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years, into a COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME! [ a crowd of shocked and dismayed Trekkies.... ] I mean, how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves? [ to "Ears" ] You, you must be almost 30... have you ever kissed a girl? [ "Ears" hangs his head ] I didn't think so! There's a whole world out there! When I was your age, I didn't watch television! I LIVED! So... move out of your parent's basements! And get your own apartments and GROW THE HELL UP! I mean, it's just a TV show dammit, IT'S JUST A TV SHOW!

Posted by: Thunderb at December 17, 2013 05:03 PM (zOTsN)

92 I'm just wondering why he's not wearing a diamond-dust necklace from Jared's.

And shouldn't there be a chihuahua or poodle?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 17, 2013 05:03 PM (eHIJJ)

93 He'll talk about health insurance for, oh, 2 minutes - long enough to lecture you on how great Obamacare is - and then toddle off to play a big, badass soldier on his new XBox One.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2013 05:03 PM (ruxvM)

94 His boyfriend gave him a PajamaGram.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 05:03 PM (lVPtV)

95 Oh, here comes our 26 year-old basement-dwelling son to dispense some life coaching.

Posted by: Mr. and Mrs. Dweeb at December 17, 2013 05:03 PM (8ZskC)

96 The chocolate will be cold by the time Glee comes on. That one got me!

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2013 05:03 PM (FcR7P)

97 If I had a little boy, he would look like him and I would fuck his little ass until the Hot Chocolate came out of his mouth.

Posted by: Barney at December 17, 2013 05:04 PM (0FSuD)

98 Over/under on umbrella fail? He has the same weak wrists as TFG. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 09:02 PM (lVPtV) I thought the new thing was expressive. Expressive wrists.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 05:04 PM (Gk3SS)

99 He's wearing fucking one piece pajama's?

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2013 05:04 PM (zqvg6)

100 He was the kid who wasn't cast as Harry Potter. Now he's forced to do Obamacare ads.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2013 05:04 PM (BC6cY)

101 That guy looks like one of those kids that when he comes out of the clots his parents go "well no shit Sherlock."

Posted by: Buzzion at December 17, 2013 05:04 PM (vaS1F)

102 He definitely has a Backpfeifengesicht.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 05:04 PM (UAMVq)

103 94 Oh, here comes our 26 year-old basement-dwelling son to dispense some life coaching.



Back off, bitches!

--- Jane Doh's life coach s-i-l

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 05:05 PM (lVPtV)

104 AtC, you mentioned "poised" in the last thread. Thought you might like thisÂ…. https://pbs.tw___.com/media/Bbuo666IUAA9sMp.jpg Yes, pixy sucks. Put the I M G back in.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:05 PM (GEICT)

105 Once again, their choice of mascot is revealing.  Smug, condescending look, skinny, flannel-onesie, square glasses, tiny Skagen watch.  This is their vision of the vanguard.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 17, 2013 05:05 PM (un8zR)

106 I mean, sure he's got the shit-eating look down to a science, but don't hate on the pjs.

Posted by: kartoffel at December 17, 2013 05:05 PM (EcHOO)

107 I'm just wondering why he's not wearing a diamond-dust necklace from Jared's. ----------------- I'm thinking braided rainbow bracelet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 17, 2013 05:05 PM (aDwsi)

108 I'm also pissed that Obamadouche is giving footy pjs a bad name. Footy pjs rule.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 05:06 PM (Gk3SS)

109 Metro Betas.... or Obama's Peeps as I think of them....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 17, 2013 05:06 PM (lZBBB)

110 He definitely has a Backpfeifengesicht. A 'cheek whistling face'. Is that a word?

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2013 05:06 PM (FcR7P)

111 Who wants to be Barky has those same pjs?  To protect him from Mooch's advances.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 05:06 PM (lVPtV)

112 pixy sucks so hard that even putting the i m g back didn't work for me

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo: Tobiam libera! at December 17, 2013 05:06 PM (Nsoq9)

113 Definitely a Brony.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2013 05:06 PM (ruxvM)

114 Nice to see LL Bean has come up with extra large plaid footie pajamas.

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at December 17, 2013 05:06 PM (niuxr)

115 102 94 Oh, here comes our 26 year-old basement-dwelling son to dispense some life coaching. Back off, bitches! --- Jane Doh's life coach s-i-l Life coach cat fight!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 05:06 PM (UAMVq)

116 Geeze, I look at that picture and begin to think that I don't like white people very much either.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 17, 2013 05:06 PM (aDwsi)

117 107 I'm also pissed that Obamadouche is giving footy pjs a bad name. Footy pjs rule. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 09:06 PM (Gk3SS) Only in kids' sizes. So you're fine.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:06 PM (GEICT)

118 Dear Mom and Dad, I actually signed up for insurance and have wonderful news, I'll never be able to move out! PS I have to quit chipping in for groceries too

Posted by: Flightless Bird at December 17, 2013 05:07 PM (MhA4j)

119 Mike Hammer: "Projection by the planners?"

Bingo. We've seen the whiter than white, monolithic, color-coordinated political teams posing for pics. He is them. They are him.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 17, 2013 05:07 PM (eHIJJ)

120 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 09:06 PM (Gk3SS) If you would EVER date a MALE who had footy pajamas, please leave your Moronete card at the door...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 17, 2013 05:07 PM (lZBBB)

121 Once again, their choice of mascot is revealing. Smug, condescending look, skinny, flannel-onesie, square glasses, tiny Skagen watch. This is their vision of the vanguard. And one sip of cock from being a woman!

Posted by: Hipster Douche-let at December 17, 2013 05:07 PM (FcR7P)

122 He knows he's gay right?

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 17, 2013 05:07 PM (LsF5M)

123 Don't they already win the gay vote 99-1? Was this ad campaign necessary?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 17, 2013 05:08 PM (ZPrif)

124 oh ok BCochran, i got it.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo: Tobiam libera! at December 17, 2013 05:08 PM (Nsoq9)

125 That ad is so beta that it makes me feel like Mustafa MonÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 17, 2013 05:08 PM (Vk2pI)

126 Only in kids' sizes. So you're fine. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 09:06 PM (GEICT) Go Team Me! *runs around waving Team Me flag* Also I saw that from the last thread. Oy.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 05:08 PM (Gk3SS)

127 A 'cheek whistling face'. Is that a word?

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2013 09:06 PM (FcR7P)


We were all told several months back that it translated to "a face in need of a fist".



Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 17, 2013 05:08 PM (un8zR)

128 osted by: Mike Hammer at December 17, 2013 09:06 PM (aDwsi) LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2013 05:08 PM (BC6cY)

129 111 pixy sucks so hard that even putting the i m g back didn't work for me Posted by: boulder toilet hobo: Tobiam libera! at December 17, 2013 09:06 PM (Nsoq9) http://tinyurl.com/kre96dr

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:08 PM (GEICT)

130 He knows he's gay right?

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 17, 2013 09:07 PM (LsF5M)

OH YEAH.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 17, 2013 05:08 PM (LSDdO)

131 are those "footsie" pajamas? More important, do they have a flap in the back?

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 17, 2013 05:08 PM (LsF5M)

132 This guy is the official spokes "person" for wispy, wrist-flailing douchbags.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 05:08 PM (lVPtV)

133 104 Once again, their choice of mascot is revealing. Smug, condescending look, skinny, flannel-onesie, square glasses, tiny Skagen watch. This is their vision of the vanguard. Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 17, 2013 09:05 PM (un8zR) Yeah... like this 'guy' will ever fight to defend this country.... Except maybe on World of Warcraft....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 17, 2013 05:08 PM (lZBBB)

134 I think he's kind of cute. A little old, but that one stop zipper, yum!

Posted by: Harry Reid, Pedarist at December 17, 2013 05:08 PM (0FSuD)

135 Seems they're not just after young invincibles, but young "white" invincibles.  I don't think I've seen any Obamacare ads with minorities in them, except if it's related to Medicaid,  (i.e., free) and then I might see a young black woman or male.

Any other time, the left is all about diversity and hatin on the white male; but not now.  They need the young whites!

Posted by: sillyme at December 17, 2013 05:08 PM (3a4vw)

136 I'm just wondering why he's not wearing a diamond-dust necklace from Jared's.>>

He's more likely to get a pearl necklace ZZ Top style.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 17, 2013 05:08 PM (TI3xG)

137 Geeze, I look at that picture and begin to think that I don't like white people very much either. Easy there, that there is Santa Claus for half of the Administration.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2013 05:09 PM (FcR7P)

138 i'm thinking pearl necklace

Posted by: oc joe at December 17, 2013 05:09 PM (hqVUe)

139 After watching the video of the cat attack on that woman, I remembered this. Ross is attacked by cat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa58Jt9eQts

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 17, 2013 05:09 PM (aDwsi)

140

I just don't know what to say.   Apparently someone in the Obama media team thinks that millenials can be talked into signing up for Obamacare by, first, assuming that they are all FUCKING PANSIES!

 

Jesus, do they really think that this is an appealing self-portrait for 20-somethings?   A completely sexless nerd drinking hot cocoa while he's living (pretty obviously) at home with his Mommy and Daddy?  

 

 

Posted by: The Regular Guy at December 17, 2013 05:09 PM (nov+8)

141 BREAKING: Paul Ryan and the establishment GOP are a fucking disgrace.

Posted by: FUBAR at December 17, 2013 05:10 PM (Cs2tJ)

142 This douchebag probably bought his dad a "craft beer sampler" for Christmas.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 17, 2013 05:10 PM (lr3d7)

143 If you would EVER date a MALE who had footy pajamas, please leave your Moronete card at the door... Posted by: Romeo13 at December 17, 2013 09:07 PM (lZBBB) If Karl Urban wants to wear footy pjs, I won't judge.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 05:10 PM (Gk3SS)

144 He's waiting for his fruitcake.

Posted by: freaked at December 17, 2013 05:10 PM (MAdwI)

145 Just to be absolutely clear how low we've sunk, the account that tweeted this masterpiece of PR is @BarackObama.


http://tinyurl.com/m4grd8q

Posted by: Retread at December 17, 2013 05:10 PM (cHwk5)

146 130 are those "footsie" pajamas? More important, do they have a flap in the back? Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 17, 2013 09:08 PM (LsF5M) "footie" pajamas....yes.....flap in the back? how else could he butter his butt?

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 17, 2013 05:10 PM (u8GsB)

147 He looks like two of my husband's hipster nephews.  Then, there's the NY nephew who's a prison guard.

I'm confused.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 05:10 PM (lVPtV)

148 I just don't know what to say. Apparently someone in the Obama media team thinks that millenials can be talked into signing up for Obamacare by, first, assuming that they are all FUCKING PANSIES! Well, your point?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 17, 2013 05:10 PM (0FSuD)

149 "Mom, Dad -- I'm....." ...tired of being used as a checkerboard."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 17, 2013 05:11 PM (N/Sup)

150 If he ever played World of Warcraft, the local NPC bears have audibly wondered "if he came there for the hunting" multiple times

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo: Tobiam libera! at December 17, 2013 05:11 PM (Nsoq9)

151 At least the appliances are safe.

Posted by: Mr. and Mrs. Dweeb at December 17, 2013 05:11 PM (8ZskC)

152 142 He's waiting for his fruitcake. Posted by: freaked at December 17, 2013 09:10 PM (MAdwI) He should look in the mirror.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate' at December 17, 2013 05:11 PM (LsF5M)

153 Posted by: Thunderb at December 17, 2013 09:03 PM (zOTsN) Hides the Star Trek original series uniform and boots he bought his sexy redhead girlfriend... Oh.... wait... she already wore them.... LOL

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 17, 2013 05:11 PM (lZBBB)

154 142 He's waiting for his fruitcake. Posted by: freaked at December 17, 2013 09:10 PM (MAdwI) He is the fruitcake.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 05:11 PM (UAMVq)

155 Toaster fucker

Posted by: Thunderb at December 17, 2013 05:11 PM (zOTsN)

156 Geez, he has to take off his glasses AND undo his drop seat before he bites the couch cushions.

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at December 17, 2013 05:11 PM (niuxr)

157 I'm pretty sure his Twitter handle is SquatsToPee. If not, it should be.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 17, 2013 05:12 PM (wNF3N)

158 His mom's proud that he tastefully decorated her basement.  In pastels.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 05:12 PM (lVPtV)

159 WTF is there to talk about? Buy the shit if you want it, or don't.

Posted by: UWP at December 17, 2013 05:12 PM (2hQRj)

160 They want Obamacare to fail.

Posted by: davidt at December 17, 2013 05:12 PM (rn0EN)

161 We are the fruitcake we've been waiting for.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2013 05:12 PM (FcR7P)

162 If Karl Urban wants to wear footy pjs, I won't judge. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 09:10 PM (Gk3SS) If Karl Urban wanted to wear footy pajamas... I'd check his ID ....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 17, 2013 05:13 PM (lZBBB)

163 TRG - yes, they do.  Having spent their lives using critical theory to tear down, at least mentally or in print, what previous generations had built, this is what is left.  At least for us, the dorkopotamus in the ad is the Ideal Soviet Man as envisioned by those who are currently running the country.  If I ran Canada, I'd invade.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 17, 2013 05:13 PM (un8zR)

164 Is he an "educator" or a "navigator"

Posted by: Thunderb at December 17, 2013 05:13 PM (zOTsN)

165 I'll bet when he takes selfies, he bites his lower lip, like Barky.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 05:13 PM (lVPtV)

166 Just what everyone wants during the holiday season.  An unemployed, smug, hipster douchebag lecturing people with real world experience all about the wonders of a program that will bankrupt the nation. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 17, 2013 05:13 PM (jucos)

167 Future Journalist

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2013 05:13 PM (8ZskC)

168 Why should I listen to a white dude about health insurance?
I don't want to teach my children to expect to learn about health care from white folks.
Show me some black doctors. Black nurses. Black Plan Navigators....

Posted by: Toure at December 17, 2013 05:13 PM (ruxvM)

169 and yeah, sillyme is right. Most of the bros-n-hos ads for ObamaCare - here in Colorado - are geared toward whites.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo: Tobiam libera! at December 17, 2013 05:13 PM (Nsoq9)

170 Posted by: FUBAR at December 17, 2013 09:10 PM (Cs2tJ)

I am still trying to find one redeeming feature or shred of integrity in the GOP leadership.  So far, I am having no success and I have been looking for a long time!.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2013 05:13 PM (o3MSL)

171 163 I'll bet when he takes selfies, he bites his lower lip, like Barky. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 09:13 PM (lVPtV) Gee, thanks for those images.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:14 PM (GEICT)

172 Hey don't judge by appearances. I know that guy, he's an ex-Army Ranger with 3 purple hearts and a Silver Star. He makes his living these days in Alberta working heavy machinery in the tar sands and competes in Iron Man races as a hobby. For real.

Posted by: Mayor Ford at December 17, 2013 05:14 PM (ps27A)

173 Karl Urban or Keith Urban?

Posted by: Thunderb at December 17, 2013 05:14 PM (zOTsN)

174 Just a thought? Who the fuck is he talking to about health insurance? Himself?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 17, 2013 05:14 PM (0FSuD)

175 He's a lumberjack and he's okay...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 17, 2013 05:14 PM (N/Sup)

176 Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2013 09:13 PM (o3MSL)

And this is surprising to you because . . . ?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 17, 2013 05:14 PM (LSDdO)

177 Assumed correct spelling in Firefox:
- yeah
- bros-n-hos
- ads
- Firefox

Assumed typo:
- ObamaCare

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo: Tobiam libera! at December 17, 2013 05:14 PM (Nsoq9)

178 Do you want some more milk in your hot chocolate, honey, before we sign you up for Obamacare?

Posted by: hipster's still-lactating mom at December 17, 2013 05:15 PM (YQUIz)

179 Btw Jane, the showcase cake? Confederate Battle Flag. Her little lib head will explode. If she's trying to play at Southern Gentry, then she should respect it. But the lib part of her wants to recoil in horror. BOOM

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:15 PM (GEICT)

180 Karl Urban looks like Blake Shelton

Posted by: Thunderb at December 17, 2013 05:15 PM (zOTsN)

181 Hey Ace I saw Beta Buddies open up for the ACA...now it took an inflatable butt plug and a lot of muscle relaxer but by God open they did.

Posted by: sven at December 17, 2013 05:15 PM (9jfyN)

182 >>Most of the bros-n-hos ads for ObamaCare - here in Colorado - are geared toward whites.

....and single moms.

Posted by: Toure at December 17, 2013 05:15 PM (ruxvM)

183 I noticed last night that the ABC store has Rebel Yell in stock. Time to lay in a supply, I think.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 17, 2013 05:15 PM (aDwsi)

184 Posted by: hipster's still-lactating mom at December 17, 2013 09:15 PM (YQUIz)

This is disturbing and wrong.

I didn't say "unbelievably disturbing and wrong"

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo: Tobiam libera! at December 17, 2013 05:16 PM (Nsoq9)

185 ) 173 He's a lumberjack and he's okay... Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 17, 2013 09:14 PM (N/Sup) LOL.... SCORE....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 17, 2013 05:16 PM (lZBBB)

186 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 17, 2013 09:14 PM (LSDdO)


Well, it's no longer surprising and has become a futile academic exercise.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2013 05:16 PM (o3MSL)

187 who wears a watch and pajamas?

Posted by: Lt. Piker at December 17, 2013 05:17 PM (QNrKP)

188 He twerks all night and sleeps all day...

Posted by: freaked at December 17, 2013 05:17 PM (MAdwI)

189 Most of the bros-n-hos ads for ObamaCare - here in Colorado - are geared toward whites.

....and single moms.
Posted by: Toure at December 17, 2013 09:15 PM (ruxvM)


It's like Willy Sutton said about banks:

"It's where the money is".


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 17, 2013 05:17 PM (LSDdO)

190 167 and yeah, sillyme is right. Most of the bros-n-hos ads for ObamaCare - here in Colorado - are geared toward whites.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo: Tobiam libera! at December 17, 2013 09:13 PM (Nsoq9)


It aint the most diverse state going...maybe they lucked out and accidentally used their money wisely for once.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 17, 2013 05:17 PM (un8zR)

191 177 Btw Jane, the showcase cake? Confederate Battle Flag.

Her little lib head will explode. If she's trying to play at Southern Gentry, then she should respect it. But the lib part of her wants to recoil in horror.

BOOM

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 09:15 PM (GEICT)




I'm leaning toward buying a cheap fruitcake and sticking an American flag in the top.



Jeez louise, I want Christmas day to be over. Makes me so sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 05:17 PM (lVPtV)

192 Karl Urban or Keith Urban? Posted by: Thunderb at December 17, 2013 09:14 PM (zOTsN) Karl. Oh there were a couple of interesting things in last night's Almost Human. The first was that the ep started in a hospital ER where people were getting diagnosed by virtual doctors and the one glitched out just when it got to the diagnosis and the guy waiting freaked out. I thought that was very interesting to show, especially now. The second was a comment about someone paying for a thing in bitcoins.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 05:17 PM (Gk3SS)

193 @173 He's a lumberjack! http://tinyurl.com/k87zm

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 17, 2013 05:17 PM (0FSuD)

194 Mom, Bob, its time we talk about health insurance. Well son, Bob here was telling me it's about time you GTFO. And when your done with your hot chocolate, wash a fuckin dish.

Posted by: UWP at December 17, 2013 05:17 PM (2hQRj)

195 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Richard Simmons at December 17, 2013 05:17 PM (8ZskC)

196
Facecat, meet hipster......

A dawg can dream, can't he?



Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2013 05:18 PM (MBqvE)

197 Good grief. It's like Rachel Maddow's more feminine younger brother, but with the same trademark smirk and a pair of ridiculous flannel footie pajamas. Imagine waking up to THAT on Christmas morning. Talk about nightmares. Your childrens' belief in Santa would shrivel and die when confronted with this hipster douche, because surely nothing so wholesome as Santa could exist in a world where this creepy home invader can smirk over a cup of coffee at the bewildered family and croon, "Hey guys. Let's talk about healthcare."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 05:18 PM (CA2NO)

198 All his douchey little friends, cause they're his "real" family Are they trying to appeal to gay men? Maybe it's intentional?

Posted by: Thunderb at December 17, 2013 05:18 PM (zOTsN)

199 193 Richard Simmons at December 17, 2013 09:17 PM (8ZskC)

Get in Line Dick...


Posted by: Liberace at December 17, 2013 05:18 PM (9jfyN)

200 Why isn't this a Haiku thread ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 17, 2013 05:18 PM (XWw96)

201 Plaid flannel footie jammies... Oh, yeah, he's all beta male, all the time.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 17, 2013 05:18 PM (HsTG8)

202 He puts on women's clothing, When he goes into town. He's a lumberjack and he's okay.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 17, 2013 05:19 PM (N/Sup)

203 yeesh, I just forced myself to do some Christmas cards.  little crappy ones from the Target that I regretted the moment I got them home.  I am a horrible person, but I cannot have that last beer until I get return labels and stamps on them all.  so glad I don't have a lot of friends irl and, without all y'all's actual contact info, I don't have to do any more.  Feliz Navidad, as they say here in Tijuana del Norte!! 

Posted by: Peaches at December 17, 2013 05:19 PM (8lmkt)

204 What the dipshits in the WH don't realize is that we are talking about insurance, just not the way they want

Posted by: Lt. Piker at December 17, 2013 05:19 PM (QNrKP)

205 Yes... Johnny... We need to talk about health insurance... here... have some chocolate.... The reason we have to talk about health insurance? well.... prices have really gone up, and I'm sorry, we no longer have the money to send you to college...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 17, 2013 05:19 PM (lZBBB)

206 195 MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 17, 2013 09:18 PM (CA2NO)

We call Shim Chris Hayes....


Posted by: Liberace at December 17, 2013 05:19 PM (9jfyN)

207 They're getting very, VERY desperate.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2013 05:19 PM (oFCZn)

208 "Son, it's time we talked. ...about a rather late abortion."

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2013 05:19 PM (FcR7P)

209 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 09:17 PM (Gk3SS)

AH is turning out to be a much better show than I thought possible.  Last week's touch with the doorknob was rather sweet.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2013 05:19 PM (o3MSL)

210 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 17, 2013 09:18 PM (CA2NO)

How you doin' biscuit?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 17, 2013 05:19 PM (LSDdO)

211 Oh there were a couple of interesting things in last night's Almost Human. The first was that the ep started in a hospital ER where people were getting diagnosed by virtual doctors and the one glitched out just when it got to the diagnosis and the guy waiting freaked out. I thought that was very interesting to show, especially now. The second was a comment about someone paying for a thing in bitcoins. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 09:17 PM (Gk3SS) Good episode. The whole premise, sadly, brought to mind what could come to be here in the near future. (By near I mean several decades out.)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:20 PM (GEICT)

212 That face is just begging to be punched.  A nice uppercut would put that steaming hot cocoa to good use.

Posted by: Dang at December 17, 2013 05:20 PM (MNq6o)

213 Backpfeifengesicht

Posted by: toby928© from the Phantom Zone at December 17, 2013 05:20 PM (evdj2)

214 Anyone watching Megyn?

*rage headache*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 05:20 PM (lVPtV)

215 Oh, and the Waldo in the pic looks like someone who'll end up dying of diarrhea.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2013 05:20 PM (oFCZn)

216 Beta Buddies I'll never forget the opening gambit where Balki tried to find his integrity....

it was a short episode he was distracted by a fake hate crime 90 seconds in.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 17, 2013 05:20 PM (9jfyN)

217 How you doin' biscuit? Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 17, 2013 09:19 PM (LSDdO) Hot and buttery! You?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 05:21 PM (CA2NO)

218 Plaid flannel jammies Let's talk about Obamacide By the fireside, bro.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 17, 2013 05:22 PM (HsTG8)

219

Pic: http://tinyurl.com/m2sd3wg

TFG.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 17, 2013 05:22 PM (kdS6q)

220 It's so funny watching the weather channel....you'd think ww3 has just broken out they way they're talking about some snow in New England. OH MY GOD!!! Snow!! in Maine!! In Winter!! I've never seen that before.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 17, 2013 05:22 PM (JtqMs)

221 Mom, mom this chocolate tastes funny . .

*falls on floor*

Mom to Dad;

"Grab his legs we'll get him in the van and down to the river in no time."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 17, 2013 05:22 PM (LSDdO)

222 You know what is sad? This douche is just a model who is going to regret ever signing that release. He's either going to never work again, or have 1,000s of new boyfriends to "talk about healthcare with".

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 17, 2013 05:22 PM (0FSuD)

223 It looks like someone opened their Pajamagram early this year.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 17, 2013 05:22 PM (DmNpO)

224 212 Anyone watching Megyn?

*rage headache*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 09:20 PM (lVPtV)


You guys actually watch TV news?  I can't do it other than election nights.  I'm digital print-only.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at December 17, 2013 05:22 PM (un8zR)

225 Do you think that guys brags to his friends about being in that ad?

Posted by: freaked at December 17, 2013 05:22 PM (MAdwI)

226 I see that picture and think, yeah, maybe there can be 9 possible genders nowadays.  Or maybe this "guy's" nether-region looks like the robot policeman's on last week's Almost Human **shudders**

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2013 05:22 PM (ruxvM)

227 Just to be absolutely clear how low we've sunk, the account that tweeted this masterpiece of PR is @BarackObama.

--

Just try to imagine this coming from GWB, Reagan, LBJ, Nixon, any past president. Can't be done.  Is Obama TRYING to make himself a laughingstock?  This is another example of the Onion being out-Onioned.

Posted by: Mayday at December 17, 2013 05:22 PM (eHc+1)

228 Since it's plaid flannel, shall I conclude that's a lesbian?

Posted by: --- at December 17, 2013 05:22 PM (MMC8r)

229 212 Anyone watching Megyn? *rage headache* Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 09:20 PM Nope. What's inducing your rage headache?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 05:22 PM (UAMVq)

230 Back before Obamacare robbed us of our livelihood and aspiring dreams, we used to drink hot cocoa. 

Now we can only afford hot chocolate.

Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2013 05:22 PM (TKFmG)

231 Maybe gay men don't buy health insurance but have a lot of disposable income. But wouldn't the vast majority get it from work? Or is this supposed to appeal to entrepreneurial techies like he was trying to appeal to today

Posted by: Thunderb at December 17, 2013 05:22 PM (zOTsN)

232 Here's what happens when you give a gun to a monkey: http://tinyurl.com/pgqnl23

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2013 05:23 PM (FcR7P)

233 MWRÂ…Â…. Pic: http://tinypic.com/r/27zj3ba/5 Video: http://youtu.be/Dv7PD-Nw15g (Dads show up at about 1:40)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:23 PM (GEICT)

234 Oh, and the Waldo in the pic looks like someone who'll end up dying of diarrhea. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2013 09:20 PM (oFCZn) Well that's his fault for mistaking his mother's Ex-Lax for Nestle Quik.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 05:23 PM (CA2NO)

235 Hot and buttery! You?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 17, 2013 09:21 PM (CA2NO)

Still grinning from the other day.

And I can use all the grins I can get these days.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 17, 2013 05:23 PM (LSDdO)

236 9 And why is a beta male hipster douchebag the face of this campaign? Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 08:46 PM (UAMVq) To ask the question, is to answer it.

Posted by: chiefjaybob at December 17, 2013 05:23 PM (cgH9o)

237 I love the smell of flop sweat in the evening .... If Obamacare had merit they wouldn't have to desperately pimp it like this. On the other hand, since they've decided (as usual) to go with the "poor messaging" angle, what else should we expect. Obamacare is an embiggening pile of epic fail.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 17, 2013 05:23 PM (bS6uW)

238
I swear I saw those PJs at OshKosh B'gosh


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2013 05:24 PM (MBqvE)

239 218 It's so funny watching the weather channel....you'd think ww3 has just broken out they way they're talking about some snow in New England. OH MY GOD!!! Snow!! in Maine!! In Winter!! I've never seen that before.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 17, 2013 09:22 PM (JtqMs)




HATE HATE HATE the Weather Channel.  The new graphics and "music?"



Ugh.  "Wake up Savannah!  blahblahblah" etc.  Hate.  The founder is spinning in his grave.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 05:24 PM (lVPtV)

240 any of you homos call me francis

Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Sergeant Hulka at December 17, 2013 05:24 PM (JawqV)

241 >>Just to be absolutely clear how low we've sunk, the account that tweeted this masterpiece of PR is @BarackObama.

IIRC, OFA runs this twitter account.
Sorry, that's "Non-Partisan" 501c organization OFA.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2013 05:24 PM (ruxvM)

242 Red and black flannel Is a big fashion faux pas without steel toed boots. /Muldoon haiku

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 17, 2013 05:24 PM (N/Sup)

243 230 Here's what happens when you give a gun to a monkey: http://tinyurl.com/pgqnl23 Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2013 09:23 PM (FcR7P) Which one is the monkey?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 17, 2013 05:25 PM (0FSuD)

244 Wear pajamas. Drink hot chocolate. Talk about getting your ass beat in gym class.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 17, 2013 05:25 PM (DmNpO)

245 We put roofies in Chad's chocolate, let's see what happens.

Posted by: --- at December 17, 2013 05:25 PM (MMC8r)

246 If I had a time machine, I'd take that tweet to October 2008. Then again, I don't think anyone would believe that we'd have gone this far.

Posted by: weew at December 17, 2013 05:25 PM (0tmLY)

247 This hipster is screaming, "Look at me in my fun, footy pajamas!" 

And somewhere in his dad's office, his dad is putting the barrel of a gun in his mouth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 05:26 PM (lVPtV)

248 @237 AGREE! They are trying to be an Ipod or something and you can not read the shit. NBC/Comcast owns them now. Surprised they suck?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 17, 2013 05:26 PM (0FSuD)

249 Wear pajamas. Drink hot chocolate. Reminisce with your parents about all the dreams they once had for their son.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 17, 2013 05:26 PM (DmNpO)

250 That hijacked meeting with tech execs from the sidebar pretty much settles it for me. Obama is a high-functioning retard with no fucking idea about what happens in the world around him. He was not trying to "change the subject." He is the kind of fucking idiot who thinks that everyone else can see what he sees and feel what he feels. He thought the tech CEOs would be happy to forget about the NSA stuff and beg to help him with his 404FAIL website. Fucking retard. For the first time in my life, I am thinking that there might have been some baby in that Margaret Sanger bathwater.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 17, 2013 05:26 PM (V3kRK)

251 I'd love to drag that little cocksucker off to Parris Island for a 13 week vacation.

Posted by: Charts and Darts at December 17, 2013 05:27 PM (w8Kk4)

252 Mommy? Why does this hot chocolate taste like cool aid?

Posted by: Hipster douche at December 17, 2013 05:27 PM (lZBBB)

253 Seamus Muldoon: "He's a lumberjack and he's okay..."

Ahhhahaha!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 17, 2013 05:27 PM (eHIJJ)

254 When I wear pajamas, which, okay, is a lot, I still have a Ruger handy.  That guy, I'm thinking not so much.

Posted by: Peaches at December 17, 2013 05:27 PM (8lmkt)

255 We put roofies Ex-Lax in Chad's chocolate, let's see what happens....

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2013 05:27 PM (FcR7P)

256 Here's what happens when you give a gun to a monkey: http://tinyurl.com/pgqnl23 Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2013 09:23 PM (FcR7P) Isn't that how Planet of the Apes started?

Posted by: Get your hands off my hat you damned dirty ape! at December 17, 2013 05:27 PM (Vk2pI)

257
Wear pajamas.

Drink hot chocolate.

Forgot he was lactose intolerant.

#SpendsNextTwoHoursinBathroom.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 17, 2013 05:27 PM (kdS6q)

258 And somewhere in his dad's office, his dad is putting the barrel of a gun in his mouth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 09:26 PM (lVPtV)



There's a good chance that his "dad" is a lesbian.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 17, 2013 05:28 PM (lr3d7)

259 We put roofies in Chad's chocolate, let's see what happens.

nominating threadwinner on this one

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo: Tobiam libera! at December 17, 2013 05:28 PM (Nsoq9)

260 Talk about getting your ass beat again in gym class.and liking it. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 17, 2013 09:25 PM (DmNpO) IFIFY

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 17, 2013 05:28 PM (0FSuD)

261 Ok, fine, hate on the pjs

Posted by: kartoffel at December 17, 2013 05:28 PM (EcHOO)

262 Well, the hipster's parents will never have to worry child-proofing their house for any future grandchildren.  Which will happen NEVER.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 05:28 PM (lVPtV)

263 Christmas dinner close My trust fund is drained of cash Soon my balls will drop

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 17, 2013 05:28 PM (XWw96)

264 244 If I had a time machine, I'd take that tweet to October 2008. Then again, I don't think anyone would believe that we'd have gone this far. Posted by: weew at December 17, 2013 09:25 PM (0tmLY) If I had a time machine... I'd go back and mail this picture to his parents... 10 months before he was born.... Talk about Birth Control....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 17, 2013 05:28 PM (lZBBB)

265 If I had a son...

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 17, 2013 05:28 PM (FcR7P)

266 Someone should photoshop all these creepy ads in the "socialist style" of OVomit's '08 campaign posters. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 17, 2013 05:29 PM (jucos)

267 Reminisce with your parents about all the dreams they once had for their son. Heh. I once had something really similar to this written in a comment box aimed at one of the cobs' pet leftards-who-thinks-he's-a-conservative. It's funnier the way you put it. Mine was all bile.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 17, 2013 05:29 PM (V3kRK)

268 Wear pajamas, Drink hot chocolate... ...ask your mom if you can use the Scooby Doo night light one more year.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 17, 2013 05:29 PM (N/Sup)

269 259 Ok, fine, hate on the pjs

Posted by: kartoffel at December 17, 2013 09:28 PM (EcHOO)



A pair of plaid, flannel, two-piece pajamas would be fine.  Especially with a nice robe or smoking jacket.  A one-piece with to fucking cuffs on the wrist and ankles?  That's wrong.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 17, 2013 05:29 PM (lr3d7)

270 OMG BC. COCHRAN. OMG. Finally watched your dance video. EPIC. SO TOTALLY EPIC. My favorite part? The pant leg. Oh holy schnikes, LAUGHING SO HARD.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 05:29 PM (CA2NO)

271
This hipster is screaming, "Look at me in my fun, footy pajamas!"

And somewhere in his dad's office, his dad is putting the barrel of a gun in his mouth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 09:26 PM (lVPtV)









If his Dad was a real man, he'd be surreptitiously unloading a shovel and a bag of lime in the garage rather than eating his gun.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2013 05:29 PM (MBqvE)

272 Hey NDH, you hear about the "excitement" downtown this afternoon?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:29 PM (GEICT)

273 Still wearing footy pajamas, Still on his parents' policy at 26.

Posted by: --- at December 17, 2013 05:29 PM (MMC8r)

274 HATE HATE HATE the Weather Channel. The new graphics and "music?" Ugh. "Wake up Savannah! blahblahblah" etc. Hate. The founder is spinning in his grave. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 09:24 PM (lVPtV) *Gently takes Jane's tv remote away* *Slides coffee table book full of pics of kittens on trampolines into Jane's hands*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2013 05:30 PM (oFCZn)

275 I'm so hopeful and positive knowing that my young girls are growing up in a country where smarmy, soft-handed humanities majors who lack the ability to install contact lenses are considered a critical demographic with which society must curry favor.

Posted by: VJay at December 17, 2013 05:30 PM (K4Gdd)

276 Damn, you fuckers are on fire tonight. I can't even keep up. I copy something to respond, and when I refresh its 70 comments in the past. Guess I'll just drink and lurk and drink. No Cougar or Princess tonight, so.....fuck it. Game on.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 17, 2013 05:30 PM (eQJwb)

277 When did Rachel Maddow get her hair waved? She looks somehow less butch this way. Cute.

Posted by: The Palm Beach Agorist at December 17, 2013 05:30 PM (1TraE)

278 Or is his family supposed to be talking to him about buying insurance

Posted by: Thunderb at December 17, 2013 05:30 PM (zOTsN)

279 The real problem with footie pajamas is that you have to freeze your fuckin' tits off to pee.  Which is why you rarely see them on beer drinkers.  Just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at December 17, 2013 05:30 PM (8lmkt)

280 My favorite part? The pant leg. Oh holy schnikes, LAUGHING SO HARD. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 17, 2013 09:29 PM (CA2NO)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:30 PM (GEICT)

281 Oy, dude looks like a pre-op Rachel Madcow

Posted by: Ma Bell at December 17, 2013 05:31 PM (RLdcX)

282 If his Dad was a real man, he'd be surreptitiously unloading a shovel and a bag of lime in the garage rather than eating his gun. Posted by: IllTemperedCur --------------- A sense of duty to society.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 17, 2013 05:31 PM (aDwsi)

283 Isn't that how Planet of the Apes started? Is it? Never saw that one. How about the original?

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2013 05:31 PM (FcR7P)

284 Did O have his teeth done or whitened or something? He's grinning like an imbecile every time I see him lately.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 17, 2013 05:31 PM (bS6uW)

285 Hipster Douche: Mom, dad, we need to talk...

Douche's Parents: ::gulp::

Hipster Douche: I'm gay.

Douche's Parents: Oh thank god! For a second we thought you were going to give us a smug lecture about Obamacare!

Posted by: mugiwara at December 17, 2013 05:31 PM (hpYnL)

286 Wear pajamas. Drink hot chocolate. Talk about getting your ass beat in gym class. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 17, 2013 09:25 PM (DmNpO) He doesn't go to gym class. His mommy wrote him a note.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 05:31 PM (CA2NO)

287 If I had a time machine... I'd go back and mail this picture to his parents... 10 months before he was born....

It spawned an alternate worldline, but, done.

Posted by: John Titor at December 17, 2013 05:31 PM (JawqV)

288 268 OMG BC. COCHRAN. OMG. Finally watched your dance video.


EPIC. SO TOTALLY EPIC.


My favorite part? The pant leg. Oh holy schnikes, LAUGHING SO HARD.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 17, 2013 09:29 PM (CA2NO)




Ummm...BCochran?  Dammit?  Can you e-mail it?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 05:31 PM (lVPtV)

289 Never misses an episode of Lena Dunham's 'Girls.'

Posted by: --- at December 17, 2013 05:31 PM (MMC8r)

290 Wait...there's a dance video? Here or on the yahoo thing? I'm a member of that but haven't been there in years and couldn't possibly remember the passwords.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2013 05:31 PM (oFCZn)

291 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 09:20 PM (lVPtV

She's covering stuff that needs to be covered, but the level of corruption in all our institutions is more than depressing.

If only there was an opposition party.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 17, 2013 05:32 PM (o3MSL)

292 I'm so hopeful and positive knowing that my young girls are growing up in a country where smarmy, soft-handed humanities majors who lack the ability to install contact lenses are considered a critical demographic with which society must curry favor.

Hey, don't worry! Your girls also have tattooed biker meth-snorting alphas as an alternative.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo: Tobiam libera! at December 17, 2013 05:32 PM (Nsoq9)

293 jammies so checked

Cocoa tickles my tummy

why the gun mommy


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 17, 2013 05:32 PM (LSDdO)

294 MWR! Here's the pretty pretty Karl Urban from the other day: http://bit.ly/18uSXa2

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 05:32 PM (Gk3SS)

295
A sense of duty to society.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 17, 2013 09:31 PM (aDwsi)










Penance for parental failure.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2013 05:32 PM (MBqvE)

296 "Son, we'd like you to buy life insurance. Lots and lots of life insurance..."

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2013 05:32 PM (FcR7P)

297 Obamacare Boy kind of reminds me of Leonard from The Big Bang Theory, only without all that intimidating manliness.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 17, 2013 05:32 PM (RGQmh)

298 Ummm...BCochran? Dammit? Can you e-mail it? Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 09:31 PM (lVPtV) It's up on youtube. HereÂ….http://youtu.be/Dv7PD-Nw15g

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:33 PM (GEICT)

299 Wear pajamas, Drink hot chocolate... "...son, we've traded you to Dallas for Tony Romo and a second round draft pick."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 17, 2013 05:33 PM (N/Sup)

300 My family and I talk about ACA all the time. No, wait. My family and I LAUGH about ACA all the time.

Posted by: Hawk at December 17, 2013 05:33 PM (2dYnc)

301 That guy looks like one of those kids that when he comes out of the clots his parents go "well no shit Sherlock." Important Announcement: BBC Sherlock, Season 3, New Year's, teaser on youtube... for realsies ...

Posted by: Adriane... at December 17, 2013 05:33 PM (jdRXP)

302 It's a Christmas miracle! Obama is going to fly down to the Island of Misfit Hipsters, load up his sleigh, and deliver one to every good little un-enrolled boy and girl and save Obamacare. IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE, I TELL YOU!

Posted by: Warthog at December 17, 2013 05:33 PM (Tm1Xr)

303 For  Christmas    he asked for a bidet to be installed in the basement bathroom.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 17, 2013 05:33 PM (BAS5M)

304 Did O have his teeth done or whitened or something? He's grinning like an imbecile every time I see him lately. Yep...

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 17, 2013 05:33 PM (FcR7P)

305
So its 100% agreed then, he's a nancyboy just like obama.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 17, 2013 05:33 PM (MaP11)

306 That chimp with the AK is an Alpha male That whelp in PJs is a beta male. Planet of the Apes, here we come!

Posted by: Get your hands off my hat you damned dirty ape! at December 17, 2013 05:33 PM (Vk2pI)

307 If his family talks him into buying insurance he will never move out of their basement

Posted by: Thunderb at December 17, 2013 05:33 PM (zOTsN)

308 Still grinning from the other day. And I can use all the grins I can get these days. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 17, 2013 09:23 PM (LSDdO) *buttery hug* We do what we can, yeah?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 05:34 PM (CA2NO)

309 It's up on youtube. HereÂ….http://youtu.be/Dv7PD-Nw15g Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 09:33 PM (GEICT) WAIT A MINUTE! *cracks beer*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2013 05:34 PM (oFCZn)

310
I'm gonna laugh my ass off if OFA lifted this photo from the Land's End website without permission......


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2013 05:34 PM (MBqvE)

311 Sadly when I look at this guy I think he could be the New Town killer. Just fucking douchey enough to one day realize what a loser he is and snap.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 17, 2013 05:34 PM (0FSuD)

312 http://bit.ly/18uSXa2 You're cruel...

Posted by: Adriane... at December 17, 2013 05:34 PM (jdRXP)

313 That chimp with the AK is an Alpha male That whelp in PJs is a beta male. Planet of the Apes, here we come! Posted by: Get your hands off my hat you damned dirty ape! at December 17, 2013 09:33 PM (Vk2pI) Not a beta male. Like all leftists he is too feminine to be merely beta. He is a theta male.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 05:34 PM (CA2NO)

314 *cracks beer* Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2013 09:34 PM (oFCZn) Careful. I'm not responsible for any monitors or keyboards.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:35 PM (GEICT)

315 Wear pajamas, Drink hot chocolate... ..."Son, we have to cut the umbilical cord, it's starting to smell funny."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 17, 2013 05:35 PM (N/Sup)

316 Ummm...BCochran? Dammit? Can you e-mail it? Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 09:31 PM (lVPt EPIC. IT'S SO EPIC.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 05:36 PM (CA2NO)

317 Wear pajamas Drink hot chocolate Smirk at your parents who you'll be sponging off of for life.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 05:36 PM (UAMVq)

318 And I don't even get the thrust here. Talk about what? Who should initiate the talking? If it's this androgynous man-child, STFU and get your damned insurance already. It's not me who's stopping you, douchebag -- it's the top.men hired by your super-genius president. And if it's the parents who are supposed to get covered at the behest of junior here, LOL. As if people without insurance could afford to have a preening dipshit of a disappointment like this on their payroll. Who is this supposed to reach? Who is this supposed to influence? Who on earth wants to identify with the lisping ponce in the picture or his ridiculous pajamas? Is this one of those demotivational parodies or something?

Posted by: VJay at December 17, 2013 05:36 PM (K4Gdd)

319 My favorite part? The pant leg. Oh holy schnikes, LAUGHING SO HARD. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 17, 2013 09:29 PM (CA2NO) Word to your mother. Word. To. Your. Mother.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 05:36 PM (Gk3SS)

320 HEY MATENLOCH, STILL PISSING RAZOR BLADES?

Posted by: FUBAR at December 17, 2013 05:36 PM (Cs2tJ)

321 276 172 Good point... just who is he looking at/talking to? Other hipsters in their pajamas, at a hipster pajama party, all talking about Obamacare? Drinking hot chocolate?

Posted by: weew at December 17, 2013 05:37 PM (0tmLY)

322 Why does that stupid looking "guy" remind me of that stupid "No-No" hair removal system commercial? When the one guy says: "It's just like a fresh wax, but without the pain". Any one else here want to smash the TV in just to hit that douchebag in the face?

Posted by: Ma Bell at December 17, 2013 05:37 PM (RLdcX)

323 I saw Wear Pajamas open for Men without Hats at the Quebec Palladium back in '82.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 17, 2013 05:37 PM (eHIJJ)

324 314 Seamus Muldoon at December 17, 2013 09:35 PM (N/Sup)

Son....

we have to talk about healthcare your inability to be weaned has given your mother breast cancer...

it's time son you're 27 it is time to move on.

//Omega Prime on Beta Buddies

Posted by: sven10077 at December 17, 2013 05:37 PM (9jfyN)

325 He looks like what would happen if you crossed the one guy on "Big Bang Theory" with the other guy on "Big Bang Theory" and dusted the result with a heaping helping of Powdered Suck.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 05:37 PM (CA2NO)

326 Word to your mother. Word. To. Your. Mother. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 09:36 PM (Gk3SS) The wife made me the bling. She also made a big clock for another guy to wear. He was wearing a bunch of other stuff too, so you couldn't really see it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:38 PM (GEICT)

327 He would  rather be  wearing the pink bunny suit pjs from Christmas Story.  Ironically, of course.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 17, 2013 05:38 PM (BAS5M)

328 at a hipster pajama party... *** LOL

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 17, 2013 05:38 PM (N/Sup)

329 Wear pajamas. Drink hot chocolate. Talk about getting health insurance.

The preceding message has been approved by The Matriarchy.

Posted by: The Matriarchy at December 17, 2013 05:38 PM (rn0EN)

330 I may have added,
One too many marshmellows.
Glad for the trap door.

-One douche, one cup

Posted by: still being a hater at December 17, 2013 05:38 PM (LDsJ6)

331 Wear pajamas. Drink hot chocolate. Give it the hose again.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 05:38 PM (CA2NO)

332 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL9itreYkkc

Posted by: Bob at December 17, 2013 05:38 PM (s5Bh9)

333 Who is this supposed to reach? Who is this supposed to influence? It's "Words Strung Together In A Pleasing Fashion", that's all. As empty as 'Yes, We Can'.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2013 05:38 PM (FcR7P)

334 @319 , Skype

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 17, 2013 05:39 PM (XWw96)

335 any of you homos call me francis Lighten up, Francis. Posted by: Sergeant Hulka at December 17, 2013 09:24 PM (JawqV) have you seen my new premiums?

Posted by: VIZZY at December 17, 2013 05:39 PM (VWXUq)

336 Just enough hot chocolate to appear masculine.

Posted by: Diablo, Si at December 17, 2013 05:39 PM (rCS6C)

337 He wants badly to be Jeff Goldblum, but he's not nearly cool enough.

Posted by: grognard at December 17, 2013 05:39 PM (znRtR)

338 Of course Twitter is going mad photoshopping pajamaboy. One of the better ones: @seanmdav I can't find my sippy cup.

Posted by: Retread at December 17, 2013 05:39 PM (cHwk5)

339 Or straight enough.

Posted by: grognard at December 17, 2013 05:39 PM (znRtR)

340 The preceding message has been approved by The Matriarchy.

Assuredly not the matriarchy my family was brought up in. "get a fucking job you bums" might have been the least of it

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo: Tobiam libera! at December 17, 2013 05:40 PM (Nsoq9)

341 Other hipsters in their pajamas, at a hipster pajama party, all talking about Obamacare? All you need is one bad apple with a lighter...

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2013 05:40 PM (FcR7P)

342 328 Wear pajamas. Drink hot chocolate. Talk about getting health insurance. Well, he doesn't need an ID for Hot Chocolate, so he's got that going for him.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 17, 2013 05:40 PM (0FSuD)

343 268 OMG BC. COCHRAN. OMG. Finally watched your dance video.


EPIC. SO TOTALLY EPIC.


My favorite part? The pant leg. Oh holy schnikes, LAUGHING SO HARD.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 17, 2013 09:29 PM (CA2NO)




Are you the dad on the left with the sunglasses??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 05:40 PM (lVPtV)

344 Hilarious vid BCochran, thx

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 17, 2013 05:40 PM (bS6uW)

345 336 He wants badly to be Jeff Goldblum, but he's not nearly cool enough. Posted by: grognard at December 17, 2013 09:39 PM Or dead enough.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 05:40 PM (UAMVq)

346 Footie pajamas....$59.99
Fair trade Swiss hot chocolate......$5.99

Lecturing you on health insurance having never spent a dime on it himself.....priceless!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2013 05:40 PM (ruxvM)

347 Wear pajamas Drink hot cocoa Text your bros a selfie of you kicking back on futon, munching on Hot Pockets #GetTalking

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 17, 2013 05:40 PM (DmNpO)

348 It's up on youtube.

HereÂ….http://youtu.be/Dv7PD-Nw15g

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 09:33 PM (GEICT)

Oh, that is fuckin' hilarious, Cochran. 

Posted by: Peaches at December 17, 2013 05:41 PM (8lmkt)

349 Ack, BCochran, I meant to reply to you.  Are you the guy on the left with the sunglasses??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 05:41 PM (lVPtV)

350 Has the whinging about how stop bullying him you guys, m'kay *headtilt* started yet?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 05:41 PM (Gk3SS)

351 Are you the dad on the left with the sunglasses?? Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 09:40 PM (lVPtV) Hat, sunglasses, pants leg up, big $ necklace. And I'm the guy with the busted cartwheel.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:41 PM (GEICT)

352 346 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 17, 2013 09:40 PM (DmNpO)

Fair Trade flatbread hot pockets made by Italian Oompa Loompas in Peruvia Ms Horse.

I do hope you're well this yule.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 17, 2013 05:42 PM (9jfyN)

353 That's not a onesie, that's a nightgown.

Posted by: madamex at December 17, 2013 05:42 PM (1zsKV)

354 I knew it, the guy with the pants leg up!!!!  You go, baby . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 17, 2013 05:42 PM (8lmkt)

355 Look at the douche's apartment. A string of white Christmas lights tacked to a bare, beige wall. The only furniture a black leather sofa and a couple of throw pillows. This is clearly the lounge at the local mental hospital. Or a college dorm room. Either/or.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 05:42 PM (CA2NO)

356 Bullying is just Darwin at work.

Thinning the turkey herd.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 17, 2013 05:42 PM (LSDdO)

357

The hot chocolate? Made with fair trade coco and soy milk.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 17, 2013 05:42 PM (kdS6q)

358 Oh, that is fuckin' hilarious, Cochran. Posted by: Peaches at December 17, 2013 09:41 PM (8lmkt) My girls asked me to be a part of the "daddy dance" and well, if you're gonna do somethingÂ….

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:42 PM (GEICT)

359 For those questioning this guy's manhood, I'll have you know he is wearing "Spiderman" Underoos™.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 17, 2013 05:42 PM (N/Sup)

360 Hat, sunglasses, pants leg up, big $ necklace.

And I'm the guy with the busted cartwheel.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 09:41 PM (GEICT)




You look hawt!  Srsly!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 05:42 PM (lVPtV)

361 Wear pajamas Drink hot cocoa Scream indignantly at your dad abt how sorry you are that you'll never measure up to his standards #GetTalking

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 17, 2013 05:43 PM (DmNpO)

362 My daughter had that same smirk when she was twelve. Her mother had wiped it off her face two days later.

Posted by: Lester at December 17, 2013 05:43 PM (2UPXV)

363 It's "Words Strung Together In A Pleasing Fashion", that's all. As empty as 'Yes, We Can'. Well, you know what they say. You gotta spend money to make money.

Posted by: VJay at December 17, 2013 05:43 PM (K4Gdd)

364 354 MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 17, 2013 09:42 PM (CA2NO)

Mannheim Steamroller?

No sir Beta Boy is riffing to Newton Nutball.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 17, 2013 05:43 PM (9jfyN)

365 Has the whinging about how stop bullying him you guys, m'kay *headtilt* started yet? Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 09:41 PM (Gk3SS) Oh I'm sure it has. And said whinging will be accompanied by excessive laughter and subsequent butt-whooping.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 05:43 PM (CA2NO)

366 Fair Trade flatbread hot pockets made by Italian Oompa Loompas in Peruvia Ms Horse. I do hope you're well this yule. *** Ha! And, yes I am. Thank you. I hope you are well.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 17, 2013 05:43 PM (DmNpO)

367 You look hawt! Srsly! Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 09:42 PM (lVPtV) Ha! It was fun. Nerve racking, but fun.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:44 PM (GEICT)

368 With all the "beta" getting thrown around this reads like the comments section at Roissy's.

Posted by: kartoffel at December 17, 2013 05:44 PM (EcHOO)

369 Let's give Pajama boy the benefit of the doubt. In a different scenario he is the victim of an over bearing mom who made him wear the pajamas and berated him with the wonders of Obamacare. The Hot chocolate is 3/4s rum and he's contemplating how to make it look like an accident.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 17, 2013 05:44 PM (TI3xG)

370 #363: And when he's really feeling all gangsta and stuff...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeL9gagV_VA

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 17, 2013 05:44 PM (RGQmh)

371 >>>The wife made me the bling. She also made a big clock for another guy to wear. He was wearing a bunch of other stuff too, so you couldn't really see it The guy to your left? He had so much bling it was clanking. That was 120 proof awesome on the rocks.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 17, 2013 05:44 PM (eQJwb)

372 For those questioning this guy's manhood, I'll have you know he is wearing "Spiderman" Wonder Woman Underoos™. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 17, 2013 09:42 PM (N/Sup) FIFY. Cuz he's secure in his masculinity and shit.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 05:45 PM (CA2NO)

373 That video was freaking awesome! If I tried any of those moves I'd be in traction for a week.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2013 05:45 PM (oFCZn)

374

If the choice is between beta boy or Duck Dynasty that would explain why the DD guys have the hot women.

Posted by: maybe I have a chance.... at December 17, 2013 05:45 PM (Ta1AH)

375 PJ Boy: What I meant to say was "hey, dad could I have a little more hot cocoa?" but what came out was "you bastard you ruined my childhood."

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 17, 2013 05:46 PM (bS6uW)

376 368 The Hickster at December 17, 2013 09:44 PM (TI3xG)

His mother, even if Edith from All in the Family would wip the floor with his ass.

Look at that self-satisfied glow of Ezra "ButtPlug" Klein assholery....

nah it is called Beta Buddies for a reason and AllahPundit has a weekly cameo like Kramer....

Posted by: sven10077 at December 17, 2013 05:46 PM (9jfyN)

377 Is anyone else getting a "risky connection" notice from McAfee? Been getting them all day. The HQ on a list of bad sites?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 17, 2013 05:46 PM (0FSuD)

378 so, is this how they view conservatives, what they think everyone on the right is doing or is it what they thin is cool and do themselves?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 05:46 PM (rDidD)

379 I think the publicity still for a series is closer to Mia Wallace and the "Fox Force Five" pilot. Only the pilot was shot and there are no "lost episodes" to find.

Posted by: Blake at December 17, 2013 05:46 PM (rvVUZ)

380 The guy to your left? He had so much bling it was clanking. That was 120 proof awesome on the rocks. Posted by: DC in Towson at December 17, 2013 09:44 PM (eQJwb) The guy that comes out at the beginning? Yeah. He was wearing his wife's running medals. I don't know how he didn't knock a tooth out with those things flying around.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:46 PM (GEICT)

381 @sunnyright In high school, Plaid Pajama Boy was voted "Most Likely to Cry and Apologize After Sex"

Posted by: Retread at December 17, 2013 05:46 PM (cHwk5)

382 Well, I just found someone whose life is indisputably more pathetic than mine. Oh, and if it isn't clear from the picture itself, here is the full version: Wear pajamas. Drink hot chocolate. Talk about getting health insurance. Alone. FOREVER. ALONE.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at December 17, 2013 05:46 PM (qyfb5)

383 Wear pajamas, Drink hot chocolate Plead with your parents to let you continue self-flagellation until your vision is 20/200.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 17, 2013 05:46 PM (N/Sup)

384 Posted by: >BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 09:42 PM (GEICT)

You're just a big softie.

And an Exhibitionist.

So when's the album coming out Grandmaster B?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 17, 2013 05:47 PM (LSDdO)

385 It was fun. Nerve racking, but fun. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 09:44 PM (GEICT) Y'done good, Cochran. *thumbs up!*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 05:47 PM (CA2NO)

386 I love my flannel,
Red, plaid, footie pajamas,
Warm for the basement.

-One douche, one cup

Posted by: still being a hater at December 17, 2013 05:47 PM (LDsJ6)

387 On the Down Side ... the Country is turning into one great big Shit Pile. On the Up Side ... my kids will be Kings of the Pile. Based upon that tweet - the competition is pretty lame.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 17, 2013 05:47 PM (6/+vz)

388 Caption: Alone again. Naturally.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 17, 2013 05:47 PM (LSDdO)

389 Respect, Cochran. You did a good thing. With panache.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 17, 2013 05:47 PM (bS6uW)

390 Here are the dads after the dance was over: http://tinypic.com/r/21dn7no/5

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:48 PM (GEICT)

391 >>>I don't know how he didn't knock a tooth out with those things flying around. That's what she said.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 17, 2013 05:48 PM (eQJwb)

392 382 Seamus Muldoon at December 17, 2013 09:46 PM (N/Sup)

Flannel PJs, Hot ChocoRum, loaded .357...

just add emo.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 17, 2013 05:48 PM (9jfyN)

393 All I wear to bed is cheerleaders.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 05:48 PM (rDidD)

394 You're just a big softie. And an Exhibitionist. So when's the album coming out Grandmaster B? Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 17, 2013 09:47 PM (LSDdO) Right after someone teaches me how to sing. I currently sound like someone is strangling a cat when I try to sing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:49 PM (GEICT)

395 The Cochrane video needs to be included in the ONT. Every night for the rest of the month.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2013 05:49 PM (oFCZn)

396 BCochran, ya done great.  Awesome.

And your daughters will forever remember you for this.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 05:49 PM (lVPtV)

397 380 @sunnyright In high school, Plaid Pajama Boy was voted "Most Likely to Cry and Apologize After Sex" Posted by: Retread at December 17, 2013 09:46 PM (cHwk5) lol!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 05:49 PM (CA2NO)

398 That's what she said. Posted by: DC in Towson at December 17, 2013 09:48 PM (eQJwb) *golf clap*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:50 PM (GEICT)

399 392 All I wear to bed is cheerleaders. Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 09:48 PM (rDidD) Hide posts from (rDidD) http://bit.ly/1bcS7JE

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at December 17, 2013 05:50 PM (qyfb5)

400 394 The Cochrane video needs to be included in the ONT.

Every night for the rest of the month.



Yes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 05:50 PM (lVPtV)

401 Cochran that is. I always want to put an -e on the end there.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2013 05:50 PM (oFCZn)

402 Hey Sven- Merry Christmas to you and the 10077 family!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 17, 2013 05:51 PM (N/Sup)

403 Dingy Harry likes kids in pajamas.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 17, 2013 05:51 PM (c6N69)

404 19 Who wears PJs that look like that and expects to be taken seriously? Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at December 17, 2013 08:50 PM (PZ6/M) At least they're plaid. Unlike CAC's political maps.

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2013 05:51 PM (sdi6R)

405 Thanks everybody. Honestly, that video isn't the better performance. We had to do it twice. Early show and late show. The early show went better in my opinion. The wife took pics during the early show and filmed during the late. Oh. And she turned off the camera too soon. At the end, where all the dads are grabbing backs and necks? I collapse all the way to the stage and a couple dads drag me offstage.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:51 PM (GEICT)

406 400 Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2013 09:50 PM (oFCZn)

He's like my great great great grandfather...

http://tinyurl.com/nfh4f9y

//zefram cochrane

Posted by: sven10077 at December 17, 2013 05:52 PM (9jfyN)

407 http://bit.ly/1bcS7JE Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 17, 2013 09:50 PM (qyfb5) how did you get in my bedroom? and why did you tell them they could put their clothes back on?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 05:52 PM (rDidD)

408 Avalanche 2 Dallas 1 2nd period Yay!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 17, 2013 05:52 PM (N/Sup)

409 Caption to the picture needs to be:

Smug hipster contemplates drowning of baby polar bears over a cup of dark chocolate, with a smidge of Bailey's, hot chocolate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 05:52 PM (lVPtV)

410 Right after someone teaches me how to sing. I currently sound like someone is strangling a cat when I try to sing. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 09:49 PM (GEICT) Just shout "FUCKIN' RINO!" into the microphone a few times and remix it dubstep-style. Instant hit. Hee hee!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 05:52 PM (CA2NO)

411 Okay Horde, bed time for me, sadly though not in footy pjs. Stop giving the sloths peanut butter. You know it never ends well.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 05:52 PM (Gk3SS)

412 It was fun. Nerve racking, but fun.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 09:44 PM (GEICT)

Dood, you were da bomb!!!  (sorry, took the trash out, checked the mail, fuckin' morons are on fire tonight!)

Posted by: Peaches at December 17, 2013 05:52 PM (8lmkt)

413 Up next, 'Fireside Chat and Cocoa' with Rachel Maddow

Posted by: RWC (Vagina Owl from the Future) at December 17, 2013 05:52 PM (Q6HBD)

414 every real grandfather wears union suits .

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 05:53 PM (rDidD)

415 400 Cochran that is. I always want to put an -e on the end there. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2013 09:50 PM (oFCZn) Standard. Who knows when my branch of the tree dropped it. No worries.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:53 PM (GEICT)

416 401 Seamus Muldoon at December 17, 2013 09:51 PM (N/Sup)

TY to you and yours as well.

I'll be scarce this Yule here...maybe I don't know if we will make it all the way to El Paso after all but Lad0077 says he'd ok with Ft Hood.

Ho Ho Ho to all.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 17, 2013 05:53 PM (9jfyN)

417 Who wears PJs that look like that and expects to be taken seriously? ------------------ The Obamacare development team.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 17, 2013 05:53 PM (aDwsi)

418 >>>Stop giving the sloths peanut butter. You know it never ends well. Sleep tight. And we are really really good at learning from,past mistakes, so you have nothing to worry about.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 17, 2013 05:53 PM (eQJwb)

419 Good night, AtC! Happy dreams of Karl Urban and Christina Hendricks!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 05:54 PM (CA2NO)

420 410 Okay Horde, bed time for me, sadly though not in footy pjs.


Stop giving the sloths peanut butter. You know it never ends well.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 09:52 PM (Gk3SS)




But...who's in charge of the Ravage??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 05:54 PM (lVPtV)

421 Is that Ezra Klein?

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 17, 2013 05:54 PM (bS6uW)

422 What's that German word for 'face that begs to be punched'? Cause this guy here in the ad? He has it.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at December 17, 2013 05:54 PM (8OfdL)

423 Just shout "FUCKIN' RINO!" into the microphone a few times and remix it dubstep-style. Instant hit. Hee hee! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 17, 2013 09:52 PM (CA2NO) Now that I can do.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:54 PM (GEICT)

424 And we are really really good at learning from,past mistakes, so you have nothing to worry about. Posted by: DC in Towson at December 17, 2013 09:53 PM (eQJwb) We are? When the fuck did this happen, and why wasn't I informed?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 05:54 PM (CA2NO)

425 Dood, you were da bomb!!! (sorry, took the trash out, checked the mail, fuckin' morons are on fire tonight!) Posted by: Peaches at December 17, 2013 09:52 PM (8lmkt) *blushes* Thanks. And yeah, the Rons and Ettes are cooking.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:55 PM (GEICT)

426 >>>The wife took pics during the early show and filmed during the late. Was that her giggling during the video?

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 17, 2013 05:55 PM (eQJwb)

427 Good night, Alex!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 17, 2013 05:55 PM (RGQmh)

428 Stop giving the sloths peanut butter. You know it never ends well. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 09:52 PM (Gk3SS) Hide posts from (Gk3SS) Damit.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at December 17, 2013 05:55 PM (qyfb5)

429 You know Jay Carney has these PJs.

Posted by: madamex at December 17, 2013 05:55 PM (1zsKV)

430 Now that I can do. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 09:54 PM (GEICT) *fist bump* WERD.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 05:55 PM (CA2NO)

431 OMG

Obama *is* the first gay President.

The casting call was for "men less masculine than Rachel Maddow".


Posted by: Zombie Commie Walter Cronkite at December 17, 2013 05:56 PM (oNqbW)

432 BCochran1981>>

Good on you. My girls dance class never made dads dance.  Hell as a single dad the other women even kicked me out and took over when I was trying to do my girls hair and makeup before a recital. I got the look and didn't argue either.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 17, 2013 05:56 PM (TI3xG)

433 We are? When the fuck did this happen, and why wasn't I informed? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 17, 2013 09:54 PM (CA2NO) When the FUCK did we get ice cream?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:56 PM (GEICT)

434 Wear leather.

Drink whiskey.

Talk about what a giant fiasco Obamacare is.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 17, 2013 05:56 PM (gqT4g)

435 Wear pajamas Drink hot cocoa Fire up that new patchouli scented candle & dream of occupying anything but your parents' basement #GetTalking

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 17, 2013 05:56 PM (DmNpO)

436 I wonder if ther's a back flap on those pj's?

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 17, 2013 05:56 PM (mETGQ)

437 Gesichteschlagmussen?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 17, 2013 05:56 PM (N/Sup)

438 Now thats just god-damn creepy right there....

What is happening to this republic ?

Posted by: RonUSA at December 17, 2013 05:56 PM (jkg/q)

439 Wear pajamas Drink hot cocoa Correct your friend when he accuses you of flipping burgers. You're a Sandwich Artist, damnit!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 17, 2013 05:56 PM (DmNpO)

440 Damit. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 17, 2013 09:55 PM (qyfb5) Hey, she forbid the peanut butter. She didn't say anything about the jelly. Heeeeere, slothy slothy sloth.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 05:56 PM (CA2NO)

441 420 Blacksheep at December 17, 2013 09:54 PM (bS6uW)

You be the judge...

http://tinyurl.com/nobl4mb

Posted by: sven10077 at December 17, 2013 05:56 PM (9jfyN)

442 >>>Stop giving the sloths peanut butter. You know it never ends well.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at December 17, 2013 09:52 PM (Gk3SS)<<<



Sloths? Eww. That's. Just. Wrong.

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at December 17, 2013 05:57 PM (LDsJ6)

443 You know Jay Carney has these PJs. Posted by: madamex at December 17, 2013 09:55 PM (1zsKV) well yeah, who do you suppose the guy is looking at to his leftside?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 05:57 PM (rDidD)

444 [Those PJs] + [My 'hood growing up] = [Plunger rape]

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 17, 2013 05:57 PM (bS6uW)

445 >>>When the fuck did this happen, and why wasn't I informed? The memo was written on the butter.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 17, 2013 05:57 PM (eQJwb)

446 That's a punchable face.  Those are punchable glasses.  That's a punchable smirk.  Those are punchable PJ's. 

God, I want to punch that guy, Ned Ryerson style. 

Posted by: Dave S. at December 17, 2013 05:57 PM (UvR6d)

Posted by: wee at December 17, 2013 05:58 PM (MAdwI)

448 Feet and a trapdoor

Posted by: Jean at December 17, 2013 05:58 PM (4JkHl)

449 Fun stuff BC , well done .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 17, 2013 05:58 PM (XWw96)

450 Buy legal incandescent lightbulbs: http://www.newcandescent.com/ Apparently, this guy is using a loophole in the law to continue selling 'rough service' incandescents.

Posted by: --- at December 17, 2013 05:58 PM (MMC8r)

451 If that is their mental picture of a cerebral spokesman (WTF???? Really?!?!) for the cause of promoting Obamacare, it just demonstrates that we are being ruled by not particularly bright or worldly children. Didn't any of them stop playing beer pong long enough to say it looked like a parody produced by the opponents of Obamacare?

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at December 17, 2013 05:58 PM (2Jy1U)

452 Was that her giggling during the video? Posted by: DC in Towson at December 17, 2013 09:55 PM (eQJwb) Probably. Her, my sister, my kids, mom, dad, parent's neighbors. The early show. My sis was there. No one in my family knew what was coming. The wife knew the basic premise, but not what we'd be doing. Right before it starts, my sister looks at my dadÂ…"I've been waiting my whole life for this." "UhhÂ…to see your brother dance?" "No. To see him fail. To finally get to laugh at him because he's bad at something." Dance ends. She looks at my dad againÂ…"Shit. He was good."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 05:58 PM (GEICT)

453 he is just sittin there thinking "i hope she gets the big strap on"

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 05:59 PM (rDidD)

454 I love a little cream in my coco if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Douchbag weenie at December 17, 2013 05:59 PM (MAdwI)

455 Wear pajamas Drink hot chocolate... Ask your mother to explain one more time this strange new word, "heterosexual"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 17, 2013 05:59 PM (N/Sup)

456 Hey, she forbid the peanut butter. She didn't say anything about the jelly. Heeeeere, slothy slothy sloth. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 17, 2013 09:56 PM (CA2NO) Go with the honey.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 06:00 PM (GEICT)

457 Hey, BCochran, didn't you say you and the wife and kids would be up here Valentine's weekend?  Will it be for a recital?

I call Moron Meetup in Savannah.  Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 06:00 PM (lVPtV)

458 Is the a beta guy or a gurl?

Posted by: Jean at December 17, 2013 06:00 PM (4JkHl)

459 Wear pajamas Drink hot chocolate... Ask your mother to explain one more time this strange new word, "heterosexual" Posted by: Seamus Muldoon Wear pajamas Drink hot chocolate, after taking a bath with your mom.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 06:00 PM (rDidD)

460 Later gators.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 17, 2013 06:00 PM (N/Sup)

461 OMG Obama *is* the first gay President. Posted by: Zombie Commie Walter Cronkite at December 17, 2013 09:56 PM (oNqbW) *pouts*

Posted by: James Buchanan at December 17, 2013 06:01 PM (Vk2pI)

462 456 Hey, BCochran, didn't you say you and the wife and kids would be up here Valentine's weekend? Will it be for a recital? I call Moron Meetup in Savannah. Heh. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 10:00 PM (lVPtV) Ha. Yeah, we'll be up there. Cheerleading competition for the eldest. I have no idea what the schedule is at this point.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 06:01 PM (GEICT)

463 So I'm drinking a beer from Mississippi. Lazy Magnolia brewing. It tastes like the air in the casino in Tunica. Yay me.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 17, 2013 06:01 PM (eQJwb)

464 457 Jean at December 17, 2013 10:00 PM (4JkHl)

Yes!

//Ray Maddow and Chris Hayes in Victor/Victoria

Posted by: sven10077 at December 17, 2013 06:01 PM (9jfyN)

465 Is the a beta guy or a gurl?

He'll be whatever you want for $40

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo: Tobiam libera! at December 17, 2013 06:01 PM (Nsoq9)

466 #457: Well, I can see just a hint of facial hair, so... I don't know.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 17, 2013 06:01 PM (RGQmh)

467 Drink hot chocolate, after taking a bath with your mom. Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 10:00 PM (rDidD) *** Ouch!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 17, 2013 06:01 PM (N/Sup)

468 Wear pajamas Drink hot chocolate, after taking a bath with your mom. Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 10:00 PM (rDidD) OMG. That deservesÂ….I dunno. A droning. A banning. A shaming. Something.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 06:02 PM (GEICT)

469 Beta Buddies? Didn't they get the snot knocked out of them by the Gamma Goons last season?

Posted by: Garth Vader Your singing sith lord at December 17, 2013 06:03 PM (nkPV9)

470 OMG. That deservesÂ….I dunno. A droning. A banning. A shaming. Something. Posted by: BCochran1981 how about another cup of hot chocolate?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 06:03 PM (rDidD)

471 The creep in plaid pajamas is a joke, right? . . . . Right?

Posted by: NCwoof at December 17, 2013 06:03 PM (aUQgu)

472 It looks like he's wearing a onsie with the footies on them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2013 06:03 PM (JivuR)

473
Ha. Yeah, we'll be up there. Cheerleading competition for the eldest.

I have no idea what the schedule is at this point.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 10:01 PM (GEICT)



You're welcome to stay here.  At the very least, my husband and son want to treat you guys to a nice dinner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 06:04 PM (lVPtV)

474 458 Wear pajamas Drink hot chocolate, after taking a bath with your mom. Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 10:00 PM (rDidD) Holy shit, I can't believe you went there. I'm simultaneously laughing and gagging.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 06:04 PM (UAMVq)

475 On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a box of chocolate coins and a tongue bath .... Who wants to talk about FlannelCare?

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 17, 2013 06:04 PM (bS6uW)

476 I'd say they could hook him up with Julia but by the looks of him I doubt he'd be interested in girls including cartoon ones

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2013 06:04 PM (JivuR)

477 >>>how about another cup of hot chocolate? IT'S A TRAP!!! Unless there's vodka and Kahlua in the hot chocolate. It's probably still a trap, but I won't care at that point.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 17, 2013 06:05 PM (eQJwb)

478 He may be slightly more masculine than Barry

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2013 06:05 PM (JivuR)

479 Those jammies are split-crotch.

Posted by: --- at December 17, 2013 06:05 PM (MMC8r)

480 Wear pajamas Drink hot chocolate, after taking a bath with your mom. Both of them.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2013 06:06 PM (FcR7P)

481 evening DC in Towson at December 17, 2013 10:05 PM (eQJwb)

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 06:06 PM (rDidD)

482 He looks familiar. http://youtu.be/QkH1RkTClgg

Posted by: Thunderb at December 17, 2013 06:06 PM (zOTsN)

483 You just know he's got Sonic Hedgehog stickers all over his laptop.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 17, 2013 06:06 PM (LSDdO)

484 Holy shit, I can't believe you went there. I'm simultaneously laughing and gagging. Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 10:04 PM (UAMVq) hopefully you did not waste any scotch.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 06:06 PM (rDidD)

485 478 Those jammies are split-crotch. Posted by: --- at December 17, 2013 10:05 PM (MMC8r) Assless.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 06:06 PM (UAMVq)

486 You're welcome to stay here. At the very least, my husband and son want to treat you guys to a nice dinner. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 10:04 PM (lVPtV) Thank you. Very kind ma'am. What usually happens is that there's some deal worked out with a local hotel that's right near the venue. And since my wife is the coach for the little team, I know she'll want to be there. I would love for us to meet up. I think the plan is to drive up friday afternoon. Maybe we could get together for dinner. And there is zero chance your son will ever be allowed to spend a dollar on me.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 06:06 PM (GEICT)

487 Andi Sullivan's new toy?

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 17, 2013 06:07 PM (bS6uW)

488 Dance ends. She looks at my dad againÂ…"Shit. He was good." Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 09:58 PM (GEICT) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAgLhr6sHtc [0:08]

Posted by: Adriane... at December 17, 2013 06:07 PM (jdRXP)

489 If that ad isn't a fake, the republicans should be widebanding it, esp to black audiences. 

Posted by: Jean at December 17, 2013 06:07 PM (4JkHl)

490 He may be slightly more masculine than Barry>>

Somebody with Pshop skills needs to put Barry's head in that picture.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 17, 2013 06:07 PM (TI3xG)

491 Why must we talk about getting fucking health care?  We had it.  Fuck you, obamabots.

Posted by: dogfish at December 17, 2013 06:07 PM (nsOJa)

492 IT'S A TRAP!!! Unless there's vodka and Kahlua in the hot chocolate. It's probably still a trap, but I won't care at that point. Posted by: DC in Towson at December 17, 2013 10:05 PM (eQJwb) *sad face* No drinking for me for the next 8 weeks.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 06:07 PM (GEICT)

493 Those jammies are split-crotch. Posted by: --- at December 17, 2013 10:05 PM a crotchless onesie? I dunno, this guy looks more like the type to go for the edible onesie.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 06:08 PM (rDidD)

494 Assless. He's wearing chaps for underwear.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 17, 2013 06:08 PM (bS6uW)

495

When he was his age, hotchocolate pajamaboy's grandfather was fighting at Bastogne ... or Iwo Jima.


"The Lord says he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fooked!"

Posted by: Stephen, King of Ireland at December 17, 2013 06:08 PM (YBusZ)

496 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAgLhr6sHtc [0:08] Posted by: Adriane... at December 17, 2013 10:07 PM (jdRXP) Lmao

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 06:09 PM (GEICT)

497 It's Pat!,

Posted by: Thunderb at December 17, 2013 06:09 PM (zOTsN)

498 483 Holy shit, I can't believe you went there. I'm simultaneously laughing and gagging. Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 10:04 PM (UAMVq) hopefully you did not waste any scotch. Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 10:06 PM (rDidD) Lucky for me I was not drinking at the time. Though I probably should have been.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 06:09 PM (UAMVq)

499 Why must the world be full of people with faces that make me want to take an aluminum bat to them? I hate this "being civilized" thing sometimes...

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at December 17, 2013 06:09 PM (m9V0o)

500 I would love for us to meet up. I think the plan is to drive up friday afternoon. Maybe we could get together for dinner.

And there is zero chance your son will ever be allowed to spend a dollar on me.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 10:06 PM (GEICT)



Let me know the exact date.  We're definitely planning to get together with you guys.  We'll do whatever is good for you.  And don't get started on on the bill!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 06:09 PM (lVPtV)

501 I don't know if that 26 year old basement dwelling hot cocoa drinking butt boy is moving out just yet. But he does need to think about coming out to his parents

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 17, 2013 06:09 PM (VAche)

502 The memo was written on the butter. Posted by: DC in Towson at December 17, 2013 09:57 PM (eQJwb) Well... dammit! Someone get me a mirror.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 06:10 PM (CA2NO)

503 And there is zero chance your son will ever be allowed to spend a dollar on me.>>

The difference between a Man and that hing in the Obamacare ad.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 17, 2013 06:10 PM (TI3xG)

504 501 The memo was written on the butter. Posted by: DC in Towson at December 17, 2013 09:57 PM (eQJwb) Well... dammit! Someone get me a mirror. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 17, 2013 10:10 PM (CA2NO) Sure thing, biscuit.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 06:11 PM (UAMVq)

505 My kind and generous compadres... a moment please. http://t.co/9sLlHyT2zA

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 17, 2013 06:11 PM (DmNpO)

506 Okay..., let's think of a name for flannel boy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 17, 2013 06:12 PM (aDwsi)

507 Wait a minute. Is MWR covered in butter???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 06:12 PM (GEICT)

508 Go with the honey. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 10:00 PM (GEICT) That's what SHE said.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 06:12 PM (CA2NO)

509 Okay..., let's think of a name for flannel boy. Posted by: Mike

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 06:13 PM (rDidD)

510 ATTN: CAC http://www.mercurynews.com/science/ci_24734951/lick-observatorys-astronomy-research-could-end

Posted by: whoever at December 17, 2013 06:13 PM (zu9Ee)

511 You know, if I were that guy primarying Mitch McConnell, I'd make his capitulation on Obamacare that enabled it to become law the centerpiece of my campaign. If McConnell had held out for just a couple more weeks, it wouldn't have happened.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 17, 2013 06:13 PM (RGQmh)

512 505  Aiden

Posted by: NCwoof at December 17, 2013 06:13 PM (aUQgu)

513 Lindsey

Posted by: so very hateful at December 17, 2013 06:14 PM (LDsJ6)

514 Sure thing, biscuit. Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 10:11 PM (UAMVq) Aww, you're sweet. And no, you don't get to watch. Is MWR covered in butter??? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 10:12 PM (GEICT) It is possible that a certain part of my anatomy may have been buttered.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 06:14 PM (CA2NO)

515 Okay..., let's think of a name for flannel boy. Sebastian

Posted by: grognard at December 17, 2013 06:14 PM (znRtR)

516 505.   Pat, the androgynous character, is taken.

Posted by: Klopan at December 17, 2013 06:14 PM (YBusZ)

517 How about me?

Posted by: Douchbag weenie at December 17, 2013 06:15 PM (MAdwI)

518 Okay..., let's think of a name for flannel boy. Eugene.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 06:15 PM (CA2NO)

519 OT: Dick Vitale is annoying. Carry on ripping on the fem-boy.

Posted by: puddleglum at December 17, 2013 06:16 PM (15w2J)

520 Okay..., let's think of a name for flannel boy. >>

Obama Junior

Posted by: The Hickster at December 17, 2013 06:16 PM (TI3xG)

521 >>>No drinking for me for the next 8 weeks. No worries, I'll drink your share. Apparently. *stumbles back to bar fridge*

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 17, 2013 06:16 PM (eQJwb)

522 BTW, I love that they tried to make the ad all hip and shit by using an Instagram-style filter on the picture. I suppose we're lucky they didn't go all out and make it an animated glitter gif.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 06:17 PM (CA2NO)

523 Why do we still have to look at Stinky, the Obama elf?

Posted by: fluffy at December 17, 2013 06:17 PM (Ua6T/)

524 Guys, this is not just any twink holding a cup with both hands so as not to sprain his little girl wrists.  This is the beta male who sleeps with Julia, but who respects her too much to ever spoink her in the squeak hole while she perfects the performance art of being a completely useless, parasitic canker on the butt cheeks of a once proud country by sleeping all day. 

This is the much sought, but rarely seen, leftist alpha male.  Usually you don't find these outside of the natural habitat of their applicator wand.

Posted by: Thatch at December 17, 2013 06:17 PM (qYvEa)

525 >>>Obama Junior

Posted by: The Hickster at December 17, 2013 10:16 PM (TI3xG)<<<



If SCOAMT had a son, this would be him.

Posted by: so very hateful at December 17, 2013 06:17 PM (LDsJ6)

526 Okay..., let's think of a name for flannel boy. Thyrmystulus the Archmage

Posted by: grognard at December 17, 2013 06:17 PM (znRtR)

527

"Mom, Dad -- I want to change my major to Theater Arts."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 17, 2013 06:18 PM (kdS6q)

528

 Okay..., let's think of a name for flannel boy.


Donnie Iris?

Posted by: puddleglum at December 17, 2013 06:18 PM (15w2J)

529 kid looks like a 26 yr old still freeloading off his parents

Posted by: Jeff at December 17, 2013 06:18 PM (MOSsR)

530 I'm just calling him Obamacare Boy.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 17, 2013 06:18 PM (RGQmh)

531 I swear I've seen that picture on a package of Pull-Ups.

Posted by: grognard at December 17, 2013 06:18 PM (znRtR)

532 Fran

Posted by: so very hateful at December 17, 2013 06:18 PM (LDsJ6)

533 Santa's Little Helper

Posted by: NCwoof at December 17, 2013 06:19 PM (aUQgu)

534 Julia?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 17, 2013 06:19 PM (TCmPs)

535 It is possible that a certain part of my anatomy may have been buttered. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 17, 2013 10:14 PM (CA2NO) "Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 06:19 PM (GEICT)

536 I still think it's Ezra Klein.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 17, 2013 06:19 PM (bS6uW)

537 kid looks like a 26 yr old still freeloading off his parents Posted by: Jeff at December 17, 2013 10:18 PM oh no, his mom makes him earn everything, the hard way.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 06:19 PM (rDidD)

538 Pajamas will not be covered under 404Care. Patients will wear burlap sacks. And like it.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at December 17, 2013 06:19 PM (Dwehj)

539 #532: Ah, if only we had upvotes on this site.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 17, 2013 06:19 PM (RGQmh)

540 Buttery Sweet Cheeks!

Posted by: Douchbag weenie at December 17, 2013 06:19 PM (MAdwI)

541 Eugene. Eugene has an ax.

Posted by: Adriane... at December 17, 2013 06:19 PM (jdRXP)

542 >>> Thyrmystulus the Archmage Level 37 cocoa slurper

Posted by: fluffy at December 17, 2013 06:20 PM (Ua6T/)

543 Eugene.

Eugene has an ax.

Careful with that axe, Eugene!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 17, 2013 06:20 PM (JawqV)

544 If I could have just one Christmas present, it would be for Empire of Jeff to comment on this picture.

Posted by: rfichoke at December 17, 2013 06:20 PM (J87gl)

545 Toure

Posted by: NCwoof at December 17, 2013 06:20 PM (aUQgu)

546 If a buttered MWR falls off the table, does she land butter-side-up or butter-side-down?

Posted by: grognard at December 17, 2013 06:20 PM (znRtR)

547 When he was his age, hotchocolate pajamaboy's grandfather was fighting commanding a company at Bastogne ... or Iwo Jima.

Posted by: Jean at December 17, 2013 06:20 PM (4JkHl)

548 Uptwinkles the flannel elf

Posted by: fluffy at December 17, 2013 06:21 PM (Ua6T/)

549 EoJ would fucking immolate this guy.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 17, 2013 06:21 PM (bS6uW)

550 Thyrmystulus the Archmage Level 37 cocoa slurper Posted by: fluffy at December 17, 2013 10:20 PM (Ua6T/) Last of the Ancient College of Fudge Slurpers

Posted by: grognard at December 17, 2013 06:21 PM (znRtR)

551 Thyrmystulus the Archmage Posted by: grognard at December 17, 2013 10:17 PM (znRtR) You KNOW the guy has Very Strong Opinions about the DnD 4th Edition.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 06:21 PM (CA2NO)

552

537: Hmmm, your right. He does. Good to see Ezra preparing for a life outside of WashPo.

Posted by: puddleglum at December 17, 2013 06:21 PM (15w2J)

553 If a buttered MWR falls off the table, does she land butter-side-up or butter-side-down?>>

3 Second rule applies right?

Posted by: The Hickster at December 17, 2013 06:22 PM (TI3xG)

554 ObamaTax boy is a "Chad" if I've ever seen one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 06:22 PM (GEICT)

555 #551: And it would be glorious.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 17, 2013 06:22 PM (RGQmh)

556 If a buttered MWR falls off the table, does she land butter-side-up or butter-side-down? Posted by: grognard at December 17, 2013 10:20 PM (znRtR) You are assuming I'm only buttered on one side.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 06:22 PM (CA2NO)

557 Ha - Uptwinkles !

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 17, 2013 06:22 PM (bS6uW)

558 I say we call him Nancy.

Posted by: vivi at December 17, 2013 06:22 PM (+/8mE)

559 558 If a buttered MWR falls off the table, does she land butter-side-up or butter-side-down? Posted by: grognard at December 17, 2013 10:20 PM (znRtR) You are assuming I'm only buttered on one side. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 17, 2013 10:22 PM (CA2NO) Oh my!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 06:23 PM (UAMVq)

560 You are assuming I'm only buttered on one side. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 17, 2013 10:22 PM (CA2NO) Oh behave.

Posted by: grognard at December 17, 2013 06:23 PM (znRtR)

561 You are assuming I'm only buttered on one side. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 17, 2013 10:22 PM (CA2NO) Dammit. I didn't make it to the bunk.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 06:23 PM (GEICT)

562 Found the shut the fuck up scene from earlier that day. http://tinyurl.com/kclogqt

Posted by: UWP at December 17, 2013 06:23 PM (2hQRj)

563 If a buttered MWR falls off the table, does she land butter-side-up or butter-side-down? Strap a cat, feet side out, to the opposite side and light up all the 40 & 60 Watt Incandescent Bulbs of Forbiddenness ...

Posted by: Adriane... at December 17, 2013 06:23 PM (jdRXP)

564 Buttery Sweet Cheeks! Posted by: Douchbag weenie at December 17, 2013 10:19 PM (MAdw Back off, Eugene.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 06:24 PM (CA2NO)

565 Slippery you are MWR!

Posted by: Douchbag weenie at December 17, 2013 06:24 PM (MAdwI)

566 vivi - Nancy Flannel

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 17, 2013 06:24 PM (aDwsi)

567 565 If a buttered MWR falls off the table, does she land butter-side-up or butter-side-down? Strap a cat, feet side out, to the opposite side and light up all the 40 & 60 Watt Incandescent Bulbs of Forbiddenness ... Posted by: Adriane... at December 17, 2013 10:23 PM (jdRXP) Kinky.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 06:24 PM (UAMVq)

568 >>>You are assuming I'm only buttered on one side. And you know what they say: when you assume, you make hundreds of morons begin fapping furiously.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 17, 2013 06:24 PM (eQJwb)

569 Hey, someone Big Bang Theory is watched by people--who knows...?

Posted by: @ParisParamus at December 17, 2013 06:25 PM (M9jNe)

570 it is like an ad for mad dog. you do everything together. your bath. your cocoa. your mad dog. mad dog, for you and mom. now go get some insurance! obamacare.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 06:25 PM (rDidD)

571 My father was just shy of being old enough for WWII. That dorks Grandpa is Korea or Vietnam. And he difference is nill. They still would want toput a boot up that pussies ass.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 17, 2013 06:25 PM (TI3xG)

572 Dammit. I didn't make it to the bunk. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 10:23 PM (GEICT) Tee hee! Oh behave. Posted by: grognard at December 17, 2013 10:23 PM (znRtR) Why start now?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 06:25 PM (CA2NO)

573 Not Sarah Palin?!? http://preview.tinyurl.com/oyb67bo It was an accessory in the arsenal of Karl Pierson, the student who opened fire last week inside a Colorado high school, leaving one girl in a coma before taking his own life. “The Anarchist Cookbook,” which Pierson read before his rampage, isn’t a guide to culinary revolution. It’s the original how-to of homicide and mass murder — and sales are still raging, with distribution from the likes of Amazon and Barnes & Noble, even as the work is linked to terrorist acts around the world. Now, in rare interviews with NBC News, the publisher and the author of the "Cookbook" are trading blows about the book’s future.

Posted by: --- at December 17, 2013 06:25 PM (MMC8r)

574 What is the sound of one hand fapping?

Posted by: Moron koan at December 17, 2013 06:26 PM (UAMVq)

575 If that hipster douchebag in the jammies doesn't sell my 404Care shit sammich, nobody will.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at December 17, 2013 06:26 PM (Dwehj)

576 Careful with that axe, Eugene! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Posted by: Adriane... at December 17, 2013 06:26 PM (jdRXP)

577 I sure hope those are skinny jammies.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at December 17, 2013 06:27 PM (Dwehj)

578 Okay..., let's think of a name for flannel boy. EyeBrony Fistiplast

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 17, 2013 06:27 PM (B0gqn)

579 “The Anarchist Cookbook,” which Pierson read before his rampage, isn’t a guide to culinary revolution. It’s the original how-to of homicide and mass murder — and sales are still raging, with distribution from the likes of Amazon and Barnes & Noble, even as the work is linked to terrorist acts around the world. Yeah. Who was it written by? Give you one guess what political persuasion.

Posted by: grognard at December 17, 2013 06:27 PM (znRtR)

580 Shots, ah bottles, of MD 20/20 for all

Posted by: NCwoof at December 17, 2013 06:28 PM (aUQgu)

581 Strap a cat, feet side out, to the opposite side and light up all the 40 & 60 Watt Incandescent Bulbs of Forbiddenness ... Posted by: Adriane... at December 17, 2013 10:23 PM (jdRXP) That's hawt.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 06:28 PM (CA2NO)

582 “The Anarchist Cookbook,” which Pierson read before his rampage, isn’t a guide to culinary revolution. It’s the original how-to of homicide and mass murder — and sales are still raging, with distribution from the likes of Amazon and Barnes & Noble, even as the work is linked to terrorist acts around the world. Yeah. Who was it written by? Give you one guess what political persuasion. Posted by: grognard go figure, the same guy that wants to dodge the draft and fight his government is also for banning books. surprise.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 06:28 PM (rDidD)

583 Faygo Limpwrist.

Posted by: Douchbag weenie at December 17, 2013 06:28 PM (MAdwI)

584 >>the publisher and the author of the "Cookbook" are trading blows about the bookÂ’s future.

You know, they don't make anarchists like they used to.

Posted by: kartoffel at December 17, 2013 06:28 PM (EcHOO)

585 Yeah. Who was it written by? Give you one guess what political persuasion. I'm going to take a wild guess and go with anarchist.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 06:29 PM (UAMVq)

586 I sure hope those are skinny jammies. Posted by: Prez'nit 404 girlfriend jammies.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 06:29 PM (rDidD)

587 What is the sound of one hand fapping? Posted by: Moron koan at December 17, 2013 10:26 PM (UAMVq) I would assume "fap."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 06:29 PM (CA2NO)

588 What is the sound of one hand fapping? Posted by: Moron koan what is the sound of fapping with two hands?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 06:30 PM (rDidD)

589 What is the sound of one hand fapping?

How many hands do you need?!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at December 17, 2013 06:30 PM (hO8IJ)

590 Elvis Costello wants his glasses back.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at December 17, 2013 06:30 PM (Dwehj)

591 Peter Puckerputz

Posted by: Douchbag weenie at December 17, 2013 06:30 PM (MAdwI)

592 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

http://youtu.be/tMpGdG27K9o

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 17, 2013 06:31 PM (JawqV)

593 Irving Slacksphincter

Posted by: --- at December 17, 2013 06:31 PM (MMC8r)

594 http://www.mercurynews.com/science/ci_24734951/lick-observatorys-astronomy-research-could-end It only costs $1.8 million per year? Google could do that if it wanted to keep it as sort of a boutique observatory.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2013 06:31 PM (FcR7P)

595 the publisher and the author of the "Cookbook" are trading blows about the bookÂ’s future. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFCb4j0E2p4

Posted by: Adriane... at December 17, 2013 06:31 PM (jdRXP)

596 SLIGHTLY sadder and weirder? SLIGHTLY???

Posted by: Eton Cox at December 17, 2013 06:32 PM (q177U)

597 Chaz Peenith

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at December 17, 2013 06:32 PM (5ikDv)

598 I'm going to take a wild guess and go with anarchist. Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 10:29 PM (UAMVq) 1971. Radical leftist war protester. An Occutard, Mark I.

Posted by: grognard at December 17, 2013 06:32 PM (znRtR)

599 Rudy Rootlip. No thats already taken by Carney.

Posted by: Douchbag weenie at December 17, 2013 06:33 PM (MAdwI)

600 All of this butter talk is worthless without pics. Or video. Or pics and video. And leather and bacon.

Posted by: grognard at December 17, 2013 06:33 PM (znRtR)

601 573 My father was just shy of being old enough for WWII.>>

Oops yall are right he likely is the right age for having a grandpa from WWII. I had my kids early (at 24) and they are about that dorks age. But now being a grandpa myself it skews my objectivity.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 17, 2013 06:33 PM (TI3xG)

602 Elvis Costello wants his glasses back. Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at December 17, 2013 10:30 PM (Dwehj) Elvis Costello would kick this guy's ass.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 06:33 PM (CA2NO)

603 Timmy Turdpusher

Posted by: freaked at December 17, 2013 06:34 PM (MAdwI)

604 what is the sound of fapping with two hands? Posted by: yankeefifth
---------------------------------

Fapping is with one hand.

Clapping is with two.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 17, 2013 06:34 PM (4Mv1T)

605 Husband and son are off to Scout meeting tonight.  I'm off to bed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 06:35 PM (lVPtV)

606 Hell, Michael Cera would kick this guy's ass.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 06:35 PM (CA2NO)

607 >>> I thought the new thing was expressive. Expressive wrists. The sleeves are too long to see, but he certainly has expressive wrists.

Posted by: fluffy at December 17, 2013 06:35 PM (Ua6T/)

608 606 comments for a pre-ONT.

The Horded is a little rangey tonight.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 17, 2013 06:36 PM (4Mv1T)

609          Looks like his mother poured some fabric softener in his bathwater and everything came out soft and fluffy.


I don't wear pajamas, I don't even own any. I'm Canadian, the self-heating model.
Ask my Mex-American   wife.      

Posted by: bill sometimes bill from canada at December 17, 2013 06:36 PM (feRWV)

610 608 Hell, Michael Cera would kick this guy's ass. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 17, 2013 10:35 PM (CA2NO) I dunno, I could see them slap fighting it to a draw.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 06:36 PM (UAMVq)

611 It takes two hand to handle a whopper.

Posted by: Fapper King at December 17, 2013 06:36 PM (MAdwI)

612 My 14 year old daughter could whoop his ass. Twice

Posted by: Thunderb at December 17, 2013 06:36 PM (zOTsN)

613 The only way it could have been a worse shot would have been if he was wearing a bunny suit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 17, 2013 06:36 PM (aDwsi)

614 Good night, Jane! Sweet dreams!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 06:36 PM (CA2NO)

615 >>> 606 comments for a pre-ONT Bronies set us off.

Posted by: fluffy at December 17, 2013 06:36 PM (Ua6T/)

616 Elvis Costello would kick this guy's ass.

I dunno. The kid looks pretty tough.

Posted by: Alan Colnes at December 17, 2013 06:37 PM (Dwehj)

617 >>>How many hands do you need?! As many as it takes.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 17, 2013 06:37 PM (eQJwb)

618 'Night Miss Jane.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 17, 2013 06:37 PM (aDwsi)

619 615 The only way it could have been a worse shot would have been if he was wearing a bunny suit. Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 17, 2013 10:36 PM (aDwsi) Tell me about it.

Posted by: Ralphie Parker at December 17, 2013 06:37 PM (UAMVq)

620 I am interested in learning more about being black and how blacks feel. Does anyone know a book I can read or class I can attend to understand what it is like to be a black person in America????

Posted by: Chrissy Liebowitz at December 17, 2013 06:38 PM (iB0Q2)

621 The only way it could have been a worse shot would have been if he was wearing a bunny suit. Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 17, 2013 10:36 PM (aDwsi) Or the dog costume from that one scene in "The Shining."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 06:38 PM (CA2NO)

622 I think the horror of this photo got to Maetenloch.

Posted by: fluffy at December 17, 2013 06:38 PM (Ua6T/)

623 Night Jane!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 06:38 PM (GEICT)

624 Peppermint Patty would kick this guy's ass.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 17, 2013 06:38 PM (BAS5M)

625 Elvis Costello would kick this guy's ass.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 17, 2013 10:33 PM (CA2NO)



Anyone ambulatory would kick this "guys" ass.

Posted by: cm9000 at December 17, 2013 06:38 PM (3qZbZ)

626 400 Cochran that is. I always want to put an -e on the end there. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 17, 2013 09:50 PM (oFCZn) Standard. Who knows when my branch of the tree dropped it. No worries. Posted by: BCochran1981 Hey BC I just had a thought, we could be related. Does your family come from Donegal, N. Ireland?

Posted by: The Farmer at December 17, 2013 06:39 PM (eBupg)

627 Jimmy-Jam Smirkpis

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 17, 2013 06:39 PM (B0gqn)

628 Y'all can go on for 600+ comments about some Millenial douche on the couch??? Really ????

Posted by: Sphynx at December 17, 2013 06:39 PM (cll/q)

629 622 I am interested in learning more about being black and how blacks feel. Does anyone know a book I can read or class I can attend to understand what it is like to be a black person in America???? Posted by: Chrissy Liebowitz at December 17, 2013 10:38 PM (iB0Q2) How about a biography of Ike Turner?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 06:39 PM (UAMVq)

630 I thought it was Leonard from Big Bang.

Surely someone already said that.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 17, 2013 06:40 PM (4Mv1T)

631 Howie Hollarhole

Posted by: Fapper King at December 17, 2013 06:40 PM (MAdwI)

632 This guy couldn't even kick his own ass.

Posted by: grognard at December 17, 2013 06:40 PM (znRtR)

633 630 Y'all can go on for 600+ comments about some Millenial douche on the couch??? Really ???? Posted by: Sphynx at December 17, 2013 10:39 PM We're just that good.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2013 06:40 PM (UAMVq)

634 Hey BC I just had a thought, we could be related. Does your family come from Donegal, N. Ireland? Posted by: The Farmer at December 17, 2013 10:39 PM (eBupg) *chokes on soda* I think so. My grandfather, years ago, had some research done on our family. I'll have to check.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 06:40 PM (GEICT)

635 Eugene Emmanuel

Posted by: Thunderb at December 17, 2013 06:41 PM (zOTsN)

636 Y'all can go on for 600+ comments about some Millenial douche on the couch??? Really ????

 

 

Posted by: Sphynx at December 17, 2013 10:39 PM (cll/q)

 

Give us 20 minutes and we'll be rarin' to go again  on the ONT.  30 minutes, tops.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 17, 2013 06:41 PM (BAS5M)

637 Off creepy disgusting sock

Posted by: freaked at December 17, 2013 06:41 PM (MAdwI)

638 Donna Shalayla

Posted by: Thunderb at December 17, 2013 06:41 PM (zOTsN)

639 >>>Y'all can go on for 600+ comments about some Millenial douche on the couch??? Really ????

Posted by: Sphynx at December 17, 2013 10:39 PM (cll/q)<<<



That's how this place gets to number 7 on the list.

Posted by: so very hateful at December 17, 2013 06:42 PM (LDsJ6)

640 jay leaned forward on his couch cupping his hot cocoa in his hands. he shuddered as he thought of how he had suffered years of humiliation, indignity, depravity and pain at her hands and the hands of those she traded him to for cigarettes and oreos. He knew it was going to be different now. he smiled smugly and looked at his mom and thought to himself "it my turn tonight, mom." suddenly he began to feel dizzy and disoriented. Jay tried to stand but stumbled. as he fell back on the couch all he could say was, "damn, she got me again."

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 06:42 PM (rDidD)

641 The black woman police cadet in Police Academy would make him pee his fancy pjs.  Before she kicked his ass.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 17, 2013 06:42 PM (BAS5M)

642 >>>Give us 20 minutes and we'll be rarin' to go again on the ONT. 30 minutes, tops. Us young guys only need about 10 minutes to get ready again. Although I'm growing my beard out since it appears there's no promotion in my future, and I'm a little annoyed about the amount of salt mixed in with the pepper.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 17, 2013 06:43 PM (eQJwb)

643 Gayest ONT, evar.

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2013 06:43 PM (+67IW)

644 I bet that guy smells really fucking bad.

Posted by: grognard at December 17, 2013 06:43 PM (znRtR)

645 I'd like to think he looks like one of our trolls

Posted by: Thunderb at December 17, 2013 06:44 PM (zOTsN)

646 My grandfather was from Donnegal.

Posted by: madamex at December 17, 2013 06:45 PM (1zsKV)

647 I'd like to think he looks like one of our trolls Posted by: Thunderb ------------------- He probably *is* one of our trolls.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 17, 2013 06:45 PM (aDwsi)

648 BAM!

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2013 06:45 PM (+67IW)

649 He smells of damp wool socks, fungus, and dander. And cabbage. Overcooked

Posted by: Thunderb at December 17, 2013 06:45 PM (zOTsN)

650 This guy couldn't even kick his own ass. Posted by: grognard at December 17, 2013 10:40 PM (znRtR) Kind of like the French.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 06:45 PM (CA2NO)

651 Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 10:42 PM (rDidD) You're a sick bastid.

Posted by: fluffy at December 17, 2013 06:45 PM (Ua6T/)

652 This guy couldn't even kick his own ass. Posted by: grognard Guy in the Washroom: What the hell are you doing? Fletcher: I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind? I'm kicking my own ass! http://youtu.be/87w655s3xKc

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 17, 2013 06:46 PM (B0gqn)

653 Wear pajamas Drink hot cocoa Second guess your decision to major in 18th Century French Poetry #GetTalking

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 17, 2013 06:46 PM (DmNpO)

654 You're a sick bastid. Posted by: fluffy dude, is it my fault the nsa hacks carney's ipad diary?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2013 06:46 PM (rDidD)

655 I bet that guy smells really fucking bad.>>

If you can smell failure and fear you will never occupy the same room as him.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 17, 2013 06:46 PM (TI3xG)

656 Us young guys only need about 10 minutes to get ready again. Although I'm growing my beard out since it appears there's no promotion in my future, and I'm a little annoyed about the amount of salt mixed in with the pepper. Posted by: DC in Towson at December 17, 2013 10:43 PM (eQJwb) 10 minutes? Bastard. Grey hair? Hahahahahahaha.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 06:46 PM (GEICT)

657 It was nice of Erza Klein to share a private moment at home with us.

Posted by: Donna V. at December 17, 2013 06:46 PM (R3gO3)

658 O. N. T.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 06:47 PM (GEICT)

659 Who dreams up these PR pitches? IÂ’m sure we are, as US Taxpayers, are paying them & they get dumber and dumber. WhatÂ’s next? Why donÂ’t they target the illegals in the ER?

Posted by: Carol at December 17, 2013 06:47 PM (z4WKX)

660 Caption : AoSHQ Commenter Empire of Jeff relaxes before his next Bourbon Cast.

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2013 06:47 PM (+67IW)

661 Toure could beat his ass Mhhpppp That would be funneh. A slap fest

Posted by: Thunderb at December 17, 2013 06:48 PM (zOTsN)

662 >>>Grey hair? Hahahahahahaha. You're a ginger. You'll just go full White Santa Claus.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 17, 2013 06:48 PM (eQJwb)

663 He smells of damp wool socks, fungus, and dander. And cabbage. Overcooked Posted by: Thunderb at December 17, 2013 10:45 PM (zOTsN) With a fresh patchouli spritz and the sweat of sour weed.

Posted by: grognard at December 17, 2013 06:48 PM (znRtR)

664 It's front page at Twitchy, with some pretty funny responses..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 17, 2013 06:49 PM (aDwsi)

665 I'd like to think he looks like one of our trolls Posted by: Thunderb at December 17, 2013 10:44 PM (zOTsN) Let's find out his opinion of the volcano scene in "The Master."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at December 17, 2013 06:49 PM (CA2NO)

666 I can't refresh the main HQ page. This one works fine, and I'm still watching the Vandy game, so it's not my internet. Anybody else stuck in limbo?

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 17, 2013 06:50 PM (eQJwb)

667 Hmm. Won the 666 award...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 17, 2013 06:50 PM (aDwsi)

668 From Twitchy: "Words are simply inadequate to describe the spiral galaxy sized suck of that tweet."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 17, 2013 06:51 PM (aDwsi)

669 Oh, I have a name for Obamacare Boy... Swinging Chad.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 17, 2013 06:51 PM (RGQmh)

670 I just got here! Are they going to target women in pajamas too? If not then that is sexist! IÂ’m sick of the racist cards. IÂ’m going to use the sexist term for TFG.

Posted by: Carol at December 17, 2013 06:52 PM (z4WKX)

671 MWR, DCÂ…get your asses over to the ONT. The rest of you hooligans? Move it! Let's go!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 17, 2013 06:53 PM (GEICT)

672 If my vagina were Marxist propaganda, it would be this ad.

Good thing I don't have a vagina.

Posted by: Brisco_County at December 17, 2013 06:55 PM (B0Zzk)

673 Already being Photoshopped https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/413125239888171009/photo/1

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 17, 2013 06:56 PM (aDwsi)

674 My mom told me to get a job

I told here Awareness IS a job

#gettalking

<insert pic of smug hipster douchebag here>

brazenly stolen from twitter @thewarroom_tom

Posted by: just passin by at December 17, 2013 07:00 PM (A9KzJ)

675 More Photoshop https://twitter.com/sjkz/status/413126567490236416/photo/1

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 17, 2013 07:00 PM (aDwsi)

676 Hey BC I just had a thought, we could be related. Does your family come from Donegal, N. Ireland? Posted by: The Farmer at December 17, 2013 10:39 PM (eBupg) *chokes on soda* I think so. My grandfather, years ago, had some research done on our family. I'll have to check. Posted by: BCochran1981 Don't choke, it would be way back, late 1700s. My Cochrans came from around Coshquin, right on the border of Donegal and Derry. Later ended up in Burt in Donegal. Your Irish shows in your dancing talent!

Posted by: The Farmer at December 17, 2013 07:02 PM (eBupg)

677 So where are all the success stories from the Thanksgiving lecture offensive?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 17, 2013 07:15 PM (XO6WW)

678 We love flannel pajamas and organic fair-trade low-fat hot chocolate here in beautiful snowy Brattleboro. We love them almost as we love our wise and multiracial President, Barack Obama.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at December 17, 2013 07:28 PM (s1XiY)

679 Funsies bunsies. Footie PJ's. Pillow fights. Smothering Grandma in her sleep. Death panels.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 17, 2013 08:10 PM (Y92Nd)

680 Your Irish shows in your dancing talent! Posted by: The Farmer at December 17, 2013 11:02 PM (eBupg) At least it doesn't show when you whip out your penis.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 17, 2013 08:12 PM (Y92Nd)

681 My grandfather was from Cork.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 17, 2013 08:15 PM (Y92Nd)

682 Considering the smarmy look on his face I would have to hurt him before he could open his mouth. Possible broken bones would be involved, especially in the facial region. I always wake up in a bad mood.

Posted by: Catseyes at December 17, 2013 08:42 PM (c7wu3)

683 Are we completely sure this isn't a GOP ad... you know another creepy Uncle Sam type thing... This is your brain after Obamacare type of ad? I wonder who this is supposed to appeal to. Elmo, maybe Elmo wouldn't be too creeped out.

Posted by: petunia at December 17, 2013 09:35 PM (DAcBA)

684 Actually, if this ad campaign works, Obamacare is the least of our problems.

Posted by: petunia at December 17, 2013 09:38 PM (DAcBA)

685 Must be a eunuch on a serious diet.

Posted by: Alaska Paul at December 17, 2013 09:46 PM (Dgg2i)

686 Geez guys, what do you expect a lumberjack to wear to bed?

Posted by: kimoloka at December 17, 2013 11:28 PM (ufO49)

687 Ad #2: What they're going to do is, they're going to slide that green half of the ad away, and voila, somebody like Adam Levine will be sitting there next to the dweeb on the couch.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2013 01:11 AM (omrQI)

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 18, 2013 02:24 AM (T2V/1)

689 ... Previously, Lance starred as the No-No hair incinerator guy who said it was just like getting a fresh wax without the pain

Posted by: Big odl fat guy at December 18, 2013 03:39 AM (BpQmM)

690 The way O'care goes, the time I'll talk about it is when I get sick. Cloward-Piven, baby.

Posted by: mikey at December 18, 2013 03:48 AM (HAWZY)

691 ** And why is a beta male hipster douchebag the face of this campaign? ** It's a metaphor for the efficacy of the policy as a whole, perhaps? But he's not even beta - somewhere around kappa or iota will suit him, I think.

Posted by: perturbed at December 18, 2013 03:52 AM (TXq4O)

692 Vladimir Putin just Tweeted a picture of himself prison-raping a polar bear.

Posted by: Sarge6 at December 18, 2013 03:59 AM (ZGsRq)

693 I just had a sad thought..douche dude in the picture probably did the promo ad for free, because he really believes in government run health care. Also, what is with the Jeff Goldblum glasses that are right out of "Jurassic Park?" Well, just like healthcare.gov, the ad also contains multiple levels of fail.

Posted by: Blake at December 18, 2013 05:20 AM (rvVUZ)

694 dude looks like he needs health insurance that doesn't charge more for certain risky behaviors. the question is why would I want to pool my health expenses with him?

Posted by: X at December 18, 2013 05:31 AM (KHo8t)

695 If my 26 year old son dressed up in sissy PJ's, held a steaming cup of hot coco in a high and mighty, "I look more intelligent than you" pose. I would buy an empty Playstation 4 box, wrap it up with a note inside saying that I spent the money on jacked up health insurance as per his conversation. After he opened it up I would then tell him to turn on the now, non cable TV and wish him a happy holiday.

Posted by: Drider at December 18, 2013 07:03 AM (/VmYa)

696 171 Karl Urban or Keith Urban?
*
*
Keith would be okay, if he brought his wife (Nicole Kidman) along.  Now she'd look nice in footy pajamas. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 18, 2013 07:16 AM (BDU/a)

697

Wear pajamas.

Drink hot chocolate

Play with your dildo.

Talk about getting health insurance.

 

Posted by: Landru at December 18, 2013 07:33 AM (BLvhr)

698 You can bet that I'll be sitting down and talking about Obamacare over Christmas. The only difference is that I'll be going commando instead of PJ's and drinking an unfinished, Pabst blue ribbon beer left over from the night before.

Posted by: Drider at December 18, 2013 08:43 AM (/VmYa)

699 700 You can bet that I'll be sitting down and talking about Obamacare over Christmas.

I like that idea. A lot.

Posted by: Big old fat guy at December 18, 2013 09:06 PM (BpQmM)

700 Ugh. "Wake up Savannah! blahblahblah" etc. Hate. The founder is spinning in his grave. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2013 09:24 PM (lVPtV) No. The founder still works at KUSI in San Diego. He doesn't need to, he just likes it. He's an ardent and vocal CAGW skeptic. Great guy.

Posted by: theCork at December 18, 2013 09:44 PM (I3ZHb)

701 Reminds me of the SNL character Pat who's recently lost weight.

Posted by: Jeremy at December 19, 2013 12:39 PM (rvWx7)

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