January 01, 2013
— rdbrewer Here are some from Mashable.
1. New Years revolution- Stop using my cat as an excuse for a boyfriend — Laura Leigh Gedeon (@Laurallg22) December 28, 20122. New Year's Revolution: to stop fancying a slice of buttered bread with every meal. — Freya(@FuzzCookies) December 31, 2012
3. My New Years resolution is to never by accident walk in on my dad cleaning the shower naked ever again — lauren brady (@laurenabrady7) December 31, 2012
4. My 2013 New Year's resolution? Have less hairy nipples and more hairy armpits. — jimzwall (@jimzwall) December 31, 2012
5. My New Years resolution is to get an EZ bake oven and make weed brownies — LURK $PICE (@XANAXDREAMS) December 29, 2012
6. My New Years resolution is to just try meth once, I'm not going to end up like that guy. — Richie Holiday(@RichieHoliday) December 31, 2012
7. New Year's Resolution: Avoid employing my strikingly-decent impression of Mickey Mouse's voice when having sex — Just Andy (@LeeryLeary) December 27, 2012
8. New Years Resolution: Clean sex toys every day. — Delores Butters (@wooloolooloo9) December 31, 2012
9. So New Years resolution: never ask my drug dealer how her life has been recently unless I have an hour to spend hearing about it — Amy Wears Prada (@Sexii_AMY) December 31, 2012
10. new years resolution- don't smoke weed at school — Nick Shotorbani (@nickshotorbani) December 31, 2012
More at the link. I resolve to eat fewer carbs. I don't know. How about you guys?
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Posted by: Kasper in Arlington at January 01, 2013 03:34 PM (7x9pP)
Posted by: Jmel at January 01, 2013 03:36 PM (9tSXa)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 01, 2013 03:38 PM (IvVLN)
I reserve the right to release the 'raptors as I deem necessary.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at January 01, 2013 03:38 PM (Gk3SS)
http://tinyurl.com/avcsyf2
Posted by: Warden at January 01, 2013 03:38 PM (HzhBE)
Posted by: Bildo at January 01, 2013 03:39 PM (eToum)
Posted by: AD at January 01, 2013 03:39 PM (wxX5N)
Posted by: Conan at January 01, 2013 03:39 PM (SOGo4)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 01, 2013 03:40 PM (IvVLN)
I've been doing a pretty good job so far.
Posted by: Ben at January 01, 2013 03:40 PM (xTHBC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2013 03:40 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2013 03:41 PM (Y4TdB)
Posted by: Peaches at January 01, 2013 03:42 PM (kpCLl)
What? No one said it had to be about MY life.
Posted by: Warden at January 01, 2013 03:42 PM (HzhBE)
Posted by: FURPC at January 01, 2013 03:43 PM (0ImZM)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2013 03:43 PM (vanqS)
Posted by: Things Patton should never say at January 01, 2013 03:43 PM (Oi60j)
Posted by: Barky McFucknut at January 01, 2013 03:44 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Jarles Chonson at January 01, 2013 03:45 PM (GBDbf)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 01, 2013 03:45 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Fritz at January 01, 2013 03:46 PM (w3+gB)
Posted by: That guy who is sick of reolutions at January 01, 2013 03:47 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: AlexC at January 01, 2013 03:48 PM (t7RJr)
Posted by: The Debt Ceiling at January 01, 2013 03:48 PM (FcR7P)
You'll get nothing and like it!
Posted by: Judge Smails at January 01, 2013 03:48 PM (HzhBE)
Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 01, 2013 03:48 PM (0K4Xj)
Posted by: .87c at January 01, 2013 03:49 PM (a9/Hu)
Posted by: The Bourbon in Boehner's Belly at January 01, 2013 03:49 PM (G9qZk)
Posted by: no good deed at January 01, 2013 03:50 PM (mjR67)
New resolution time already?
Hell, I didn't make half of the one's I set last year, why bother when the country is going to hell and our fearless leaders seem to be rewarding every bad behaviour under the sun and punishing good behaviours.
Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at January 01, 2013 03:50 PM (IanLz)
Posted by: t-bird at January 01, 2013 03:50 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Things Patton should never say at January 01, 2013 03:51 PM (Oi60j)
I will need it given who is running the country (and I don't just mean Obama).
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 01, 2013 03:51 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 01, 2013 03:52 PM (bxiXv)
Trade the Ferrari for plastic surgery and a one-way ticket to Bali.
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 01, 2013 03:52 PM (06cUt)
Posted by: The Honorable Harry Reid (Senate Majority Leader) at January 01, 2013 03:54 PM (eToum)
Posted by: Golan Globus at January 01, 2013 03:54 PM (/1U3u)
Posted by: .87c at January 01, 2013 03:55 PM (a9/Hu)
Posted by: no good deed at January 01, 2013 03:55 PM (mjR67)
I resolve to locate my father-in-law's body, missing since 2008, presumed murdered.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 01, 2013 03:55 PM (1OZSU)
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Posted by: phoenixgirl, Merry 8th day of Christmas at January 01, 2013 03:57 PM (GVxQo)
Posted by: Things Patton should never say at January 01, 2013 03:57 PM (Oi60j)
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Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 01, 2013 07:55 PM (1OZSU)
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Sounds funny, but you might want to click Seamus' site.
Posted by: CraigPoe at January 01, 2013 03:59 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 01, 2013 03:59 PM (NjJzM)
Posted by: Your ISP's Tech Support at January 01, 2013 04:00 PM (bxiXv)
Learn Japanese.
Finish one kit because I promised to.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 04:00 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 01, 2013 04:00 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Catholic Girls' School at January 01, 2013 04:01 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 01, 2013 04:01 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 04:01 PM (TCGmg)
Absolutely obligatory.
http://youtu.be/G39GgvCjTZs
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at January 01, 2013 04:01 PM (Gk3SS)
.....and then onward to dentites
Posted by: ontherocks at January 01, 2013 04:02 PM (aZ6ew)
Bypass the GOP. Vote West in 2016. Tell them now it's what you're gonna do.
Form the 3rd party AFTER he's elected.
Don't dilute it by declaring some stupid "ticket."
It's not "West/Somebody 2016!" Just tell the stupid GOP we're voting West.
Screw all the usual Political Calculations. I love ya 'Zo, but it's not identity politics we're involved in anymore: it's war. We're on a war footing now, thanks to the all-and-every day Stalinism coming from the Dem/Media Complex. So we need to do something based on a wartime calculus.
When the news comes out about Rubio going to Iowa, tell them we're voting West.
When they float another Pawlenty bid, tell them we're voting West.
If they ask for money for the GOP, tell them we're voting West.
If they want to get on board, fine. Otherwise, ignore them. Focus on the state elections and vote West.
And yeah, eat less carbs. Unless you're carb backloading.
Posted by: K-Bob at January 01, 2013 04:02 PM (q5qmo)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 01, 2013 04:03 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: sTevo at January 01, 2013 04:03 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 04:04 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2013 04:05 PM (mr2ZC)
You wound me with your doubts about the sincerity of my wishing you well in your endeavors. Wound me to the quick. It is as if you believe, based upon no evidence whatsoever, that I might possibly, in some minor way, have been mocking your goal.
For shame. For. Shame.
So I pegging the over/under for where you come in next week at 4.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at January 01, 2013 04:05 PM (Gk3SS)
It's a win, win really.
Posted by: lowandslow at January 01, 2013 04:05 PM (GZitp)
I resolve to not lose my house, truck, or motorcycle
and I'm gonna find the one-armed man
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 01, 2013 04:06 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 01, 2013 04:06 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 01, 2013 04:06 PM (QupBk)
https://www.rinkya.com/new/en/auction-160137859
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 04:06 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 01, 2013 04:07 PM (IvVLN)
I resolve to applaud Boehner and McConnell for this work.
I'll say this slow, and no Mr. Moo Moo, just because has a fucking different opinion does not mean they are a troll, i would suggest you look at my posting histories.
BUT SWEET FUCK WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE.
All tax rates were going up on the American people regardless, if nothing was done. Obama won. That limits our options. I think lower rates spurs economic development. But obama won and democrats hold the Senate.
So you geniuses would have had the GOP do what? What I ask?
And then when we get slaughtered again come election time, and they pass confiscatory gun laws and a bunch of crazy other shit that really matters to our freedoms, rather than the tax rate of the very rich (the very fucking rich people that support Obama by a majority), you can sit there and hold the hands.
PLAY THE FUCKING GAME OF POLITICS HERE OR YOU FUCKING DIE.
The public wants some tax increases on the rich and they want spending cuts.
This sets up so so perfectly. GOP is against tax increases (but Romney wanted to cut loopholes so how is this not a tax increase - oh I know, the rates wouldn't rise, but didn't Romney say the rich were going to have to pay more, hmmmmm??) But yet when Romney does it I guess it's not class warfare.
So back to reality. GOP doesn't want tax increases, period. Everyone under the sun knows that. But all taxes are going up if nothing is done. So GOP agrees to a compromise in which any family making $450k and under are not going up.
So pretty much all of the very well off (again, a significant group of which are the fucks that support obama) are going to pay some more $$ in taxes. We don't support it, but we are willing to compromise to stop the vast majority of tax increases.
But dems also let the payroll tax holiday expire. So, this is the dems idea and the dems support it and it is going to hit everyone directly in their paycheck. That is going to be a BIG FUCKING DEAL.
So, scoamf gets his tax increases, most will understand that. NOw we have 3 weapons against out of control spending:
1) debt ceiling;
2) sequestration (which Obama said flat out will not happen at the debates); and
3) incremental spending (they did this once before but since there is no budget they could require up or down votes every week or some shite like that, makes it maddeningly slow in government but who cares, give them something to do and keep spending in check).
In other words, demorats get the tax raises they wanted. Now everyone wants spending cuts. We, who hold only one level of the congress and do not have the executive, are in a tremendous position of power to force the spending cuts we really think will work.
It's a politically popular position to cut spending and everyone with half a brain knows it needs to be done. And if obama tries again to get more taxes, after just fucking everyone, again, good luck with that as your position.
And most Republicans will be able to vote against this since it is clearly going through with major Demorat support in both houses... So GOP members can claim they voted against this POS.
THIS IS BRILLIANT, AND GIVEN OUR INFERIOR POSITION AND THE FUCKSTICK MEDIA, THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST RESULT I COULD HAVE HOPED FOR.
Posted by: prescient11 at January 01, 2013 04:07 PM (xnYHG)
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at January 01, 2013 04:07 PM (Mkhiu)
Posted by: Decaf at January 01, 2013 04:08 PM (TJQ3a)
Posted by: Hopeless at January 01, 2013 04:08 PM (6d5GW)
Posted by: K-Bob at January 01, 2013 04:09 PM (q5qmo)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at January 01, 2013 04:09 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 01, 2013 04:09 PM (piMMO)
FIFY
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 01, 2013 04:09 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 04:10 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 01, 2013 04:10 PM (NjJzM)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 01, 2013 04:10 PM (bxiXv)
Nice sentiments...but we still have Boner and Mr. Turtle in charge
Posted by: Albie Damned at January 01, 2013 04:10 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: pat at January 01, 2013 04:11 PM (vY2MW)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 01, 2013 04:12 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 04:12 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Beer Ninja at January 01, 2013 04:12 PM (2tXeA)
Posted by: Decaf at January 01, 2013 04:12 PM (TJQ3a)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 01, 2013 04:12 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at January 01, 2013 04:13 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 01, 2013 04:13 PM (bxiXv)
I might even resolve to use more upper case letters when doing so.
That will show them.
Posted by: K-Bob at January 01, 2013 04:13 PM (q5qmo)
Posted by: Hopeless at January 01, 2013 04:14 PM (6d5GW)
NDH, I like the way you think. I may adopt that as my mantra. It's going to take at least four months to undo the damage I've done since Thanksgiving.
Posted by: no good deed at January 01, 2013 04:14 PM (mjR67)
Albie:
Trust me, I hear you. I will judge their work on the proposed AWB and the debt ceiling/spending cuts issue.
Those I view as sacrosanct. I will tolerate no failure, no compromise on the AWB. That is serious shit.
And we are in a position of power to force real, actual spending cuts. So I'll hold off on judgment as to what they can do with regard to those items. Not too optimistic, but we shall see how it plays out.
Posted by: prescient11 at January 01, 2013 04:14 PM (xnYHG)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 01, 2013 04:14 PM (IvVLN)
You have been rendered redundant. Please pack up your potions, poisons, blinding powder, grappling hooks, shurikens, short short, and mask. Then please assist Polly the ninja-raptor get familiar with your job description.
Sincerely,
Lady Gozen Tomoe.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 04:14 PM (TCGmg)
In light of the GOP's massive, ball-free collapse today, to officially part ways with the GOP and re-register elsewhere.
Resolution kept. Registered five minutes ago with the American Independent Party (Constitution Party isn't qualified in California).
Resolution Number Two:
To notify the national and local GOP leadership why they lost me. That one's in progress, but I figure one kept resolution on the first day of the New Year is doing pretty good.
Let It Burn.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 01, 2013 04:14 PM (azwm2)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 01, 2013 04:15 PM (bxiXv)
If I think your an asshole I'm going to tell you you're an asshole.
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at January 01, 2013 04:16 PM (Mkhiu)
And just another point here now that I think about it.
When Obama wants to raise tax rates on the "rich", it's class warfare.
But when Romney wants to bring in more revenues from the "rich" via closing loopholes and deductions, this is somehow good policy?
Not really seeing much of a difference there. And I guess the voters didn't either.
Posted by: prescient11 at January 01, 2013 04:16 PM (xnYHG)
Posted by: K-Bob at January 01, 2013 04:16 PM (q5qmo)
Posted by: AoSHQ Blog software at January 01, 2013 08:04 PM (GBDbf)
You want to take all the charm out of a classic product. No.
If Pixy does have a brainwave and upgrades the site it will be like Windows 8 - unusable. We have it on our new laptop and it's total crap - counter intuitive. I hate it and am thinking of converting it to Windows 7.
Posted by: Decaf at January 01, 2013 04:18 PM (TJQ3a)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 01, 2013 04:18 PM (1V6Pv)
My resolutions for the next year:
Physical Fitness Goals:
-15 pullups from dead hang
-Bench bodyweight + 40lbs
-Squat 1.5x bodyweight
6.5 sec 40 meter sprint
15 min 2 mile
Self-Development:
3 tango festivals
30 hours fencing classes
30 hours violin lessons
30 hours drawing practice
15 hours riding lessons
15 hours mathmatics study
20 hours dance lessons
Concealed Carry Permit
Projects:
Finish 3 short stories
Write script for commercial
Professional:
Finish all required classes for my current level at work.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 01, 2013 04:19 PM (o1kXv)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 01, 2013 04:20 PM (yiIja)
Exactly. It actually does do things a bit differently as well. The meet cute at the beginning is actually hilarious and I liked the fact that the fuck up guy was still a fuck up and that the crew's reaction to his being in charge was holy shit we're all going to die! I mean, it's an alien invasion movie. Activating brain cells to review it is kind of missing the point.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at January 01, 2013 04:21 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, Merry 8th day of Christmas at January 01, 2013 04:21 PM (GVxQo)
Posted by: EC at January 01, 2013 04:22 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: DangerGirl at January 01, 2013 04:22 PM (GrtrJ)
Btw, on ammo shortage. Apparently the ammo manufacturers were shut down in December. So no working, no shipments.
But that should resume as early as this week, i.e., shipments to retailers, so that problem will be resolved in about 3 weeks at most, a little birdie told me.
Posted by: prescient11 at January 01, 2013 04:22 PM (xnYHG)
Posted by: small town girl at January 01, 2013 04:22 PM (wPzgV)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 01, 2013 04:23 PM (ty37M)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2013 04:23 PM (QVBzT)
Posted by: EC at January 01, 2013 04:23 PM (doBIb)
I went there and clicked on it.
It said my saint was St. Paul Miki of Japan. His Feast Dy is February 6.
That is my birthday.
Holy SHIT.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 01, 2013 04:24 PM (B8nLv)
Are you in PA?
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at January 01, 2013 08:22 PM (Mkhiu)
Nope. Moved away just over 2 years ago.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at January 01, 2013 04:24 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 01, 2013 04:24 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 01, 2013 04:24 PM (ty37M)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 04:25 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 01, 2013 04:25 PM (DoZD+)
And I'm jut old enough to have used the wind up kind. (and yes it applies to 8 tracks too)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 01, 2013 04:25 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 01, 2013 04:25 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Not an Artist at January 01, 2013 04:26 PM (uRumV)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 01, 2013 04:26 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: sTevo at January 01, 2013 04:26 PM (VMcEw)
Howard Galganov appears to have his own little plan, which sounds at least like something...
Posted by: RushBabe at January 01, 2013 04:27 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 01, 2013 04:27 PM (piMMO)
/it worked for herr Clinton in the 90's.
Posted by: shibumi at January 01, 2013 04:27 PM (z63Tr)
Posted by: Guido 'happily clubbing cute furry baby nogs' at January 01, 2013 04:28 PM (XLuH2)
I resolve to cut out carbs and most sugars (gotta have my 2 cups of coffee with the kitchen sink in the mornings).
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 01, 2013 04:29 PM (DoZD+)
My in-laws finally abandoned the portion of the New Years Day dinner where we are "required" to recite our resolutions. 23 freakin' years of coming up with idiotic resolutions.
Sounds like Festivus.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 01, 2013 04:30 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: @PurpAv at January 01, 2013 04:30 PM (hc3eM)
Posted by: Bildo at January 01, 2013 04:31 PM (eToum)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 04:31 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: @PurpAv at January 01, 2013 04:32 PM (hc3eM)
https://www.rinkya.com/new/en/auction-160137859
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 04:32 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 01, 2013 04:33 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2013 08:23 PM (QVBzT)
Well that explains why I've had some trouble buying new tapes, then.
I may just have to go try one of those new MiniDisc players. I hear they sound pretty nice.
Posted by: K-Bob at January 01, 2013 04:33 PM (q5qmo)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 01, 2013 04:34 PM (QupBk)
I may just have to go try one of those new MiniDisc players. I hear they sound pretty nice.
Two words: Laser Disk.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 01, 2013 04:34 PM (yiIja)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 04:35 PM (TCGmg)
Depending on the way the tyranny goes, I intend to do some gardening as well. Guess I ought to start looking into finding the right planting medium.
Posted by: Palandine[/i] at January 01, 2013 04:35 PM (g7D8V)
Posted by: Guido 'happily clubbing cute furry baby nogs' at January 01, 2013 04:35 PM (XLuH2)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2013 04:35 PM (052zE)
Posted by: USA at January 01, 2013 04:36 PM (RIg+t)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 01, 2013 04:36 PM (ty37M)
Got any Bernoulli discs to sell?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 01, 2013 04:36 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 01, 2013 04:36 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2013 04:37 PM (sdi6R)
Look up the Pioneer DVL-919, will even play those new fangled things called DVDs.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 04:37 PM (TCGmg)
use more props on my T.V.show and have
The Gay Sex with Anderson Cooper...
Posted by: Davis Gregory's Anus at January 01, 2013 04:38 PM (rBK2Z)
Resolution2: Give no more of my energy to any politician, political organization, or candidate for office. None. Zip. Zero. Nada.
Resolution 3: Refuse to live in anxiety, frustration or fear because of any politician, political conflict, or person in government. None. No fear. Ever. Zip. Zero. Nada.
They may have stolen an election, but they will not steal my joy. They will not steal my life.
Posted by: mama winger, former RNC donor at January 01, 2013 04:38 PM (P6QsQ)
I meant, after I have an 8-hour opium binge. Your resolutions are quite precise, and i appreciate that. NOI.
Ah, ok. Because you really don't want me to write your resolutions at the end of an 8 hour opium binge.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 01, 2013 04:38 PM (o1kXv)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 01, 2013 04:38 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2013 04:39 PM (uff2W)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 01, 2013 04:39 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: EC at January 01, 2013 04:39 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 01, 2013 04:40 PM (8sCoq)
Jenna Jameson was once asked how she stayed in shape. Her reply? "I have a lot of sex."
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at January 01, 2013 04:40 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: keep reading AOS posts at January 01, 2013 04:40 PM (XLuH2)
But tripping over the wire is a bitch.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 01, 2013 04:40 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: teej still says go K-State at January 01, 2013 04:40 PM (LKr5H)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 04:41 PM (TCGmg)
Beta. I actually have a machine that you can control the player while you sit on the couch! It's called "remote control". Pretty cool.
All right, now you're just pulling my leg.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 01, 2013 04:41 PM (yiIja)
I resolve to import illegal hosers from Canada to vote Republican, even if it means more illegals crossing down there where Rick Perry lives.
I resolve to make sure Lindsey Graham can get married to his pal in South Carolina
I resolve to begin pushing Christian fundamentalists out and working more closely with CAIR to bring harmony to the world.
I resolve to cave on gun control, because that way the media will like us again.
I resolve to suck up to Hollywood stars more, and filthy Iowans less.
Posted by: The Republican Party at January 01, 2013 04:42 PM (q5qmo)
Posted by: keep reading AOS posts at January 01, 2013 04:42 PM (XLuH2)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 01, 2013 04:43 PM (o1kXv)
Posted by: Barney Frank at January 01, 2013 04:44 PM (5Jhmf)
Posted by: Golan Globus at January 01, 2013 04:45 PM (/1U3u)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 01, 2013 04:46 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: keep reading AOS posts at January 01, 2013 04:47 PM (XLuH2)
https://www.rinkya.com/new/en/auction-w73231160
Just don't try any bad pick-up lines on her.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 04:47 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: alechhh BaldwiA at January 01, 2013 04:49 PM (qEZxt)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 01, 2013 04:49 PM (jucos)
He got fairly snippy about that.
Posted by: mama winger, former RNC donor at January 01, 2013 04:49 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 01, 2013 04:49 PM (m0h0I)
Posted by: Jason Garrett at January 01, 2013 04:49 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: keep reading AOS posts at January 01, 2013 04:50 PM (XLuH2)
Did it start with you saying 'listen you twatnozzle....' and wend down hill from there?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 04:50 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: JohnJ at January 01, 2013 04:50 PM (Tt6ky)
I really hoped when I met the Reaper Her elbows would have been lee pointy crap. I want the bent over one to come and collect me.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 01, 2013 04:51 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: JimboHoffa at January 01, 2013 04:51 PM (qEZxt)
Did it start with you saying 'listen you twatnozzle....' and wend down hill from there?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 08:50 PM (TCGmg)
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I see you were eavesdropping again.
Posted by: mama winger, former RNC donor at January 01, 2013 04:51 PM (P6QsQ)
1) An auto-sock killer. One and done!
b) A button that turns all your text into ampersands. That's what you wanted, right?
III) A command-line interpreter for svg code. So we can draw boxes and circles with really ridiculously complex text.
fore) Magnets!
Posted by: K-Bob at January 01, 2013 04:51 PM (q5qmo)
Oh hell no, the money is in Drive in Theaters.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 01, 2013 04:52 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: Ammo Dump at January 01, 2013 04:53 PM (YYyqq)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 01, 2013 04:53 PM (IvVLN)
I resolve to cut out carbs and most sugars (gotta have my 2 cups of coffee with the kitchen sink in the mornings).
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 01, 2013 08:29 PM (DoZD+)
Me too. Get a load of this "bread"!
I haven't tried it yet, but it's on my to-do list.
Posted by: RushBabe at January 01, 2013 04:54 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: DebZeppelin at January 01, 2013 04:54 PM (/8gSG)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2013 04:54 PM (NLH1M)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 01, 2013 08:49 PM (jucos)<<
...and I have a great idea of using a tiny cassette tape player - believe it or not, it's only about the size and weight of a brick- with headphones to listen to music.
I'm thinking of calling it JogLady
Posted by: Albie Damned at January 01, 2013 04:54 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: freeTibet with purchase of equal or greater value Tibet at January 01, 2013 04:54 PM (quLHy)
https://www.rinkya.com/new/en/auction-162365741
I shall plead on a fifth of the rot-gut I have no idea what you are talking about Mama Winger.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 04:55 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Ferb Fletcher at January 01, 2013 04:55 PM (Q8Wa9)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 01, 2013 04:55 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2013 04:56 PM (LVtr+)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 01, 2013 04:56 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 01, 2013 04:58 PM (0XH/s)
Posted by: JimboHoffa at January 01, 2013 04:58 PM (qEZxt)
I haven't tried it yet, but it's on my to-do list.
http://bit.ly/S3Xkkp
Posted by: RushBabe at January 01, 2013 08:54 PM (tQHzJ)
These are great Rushbabe. The most important part of the whole recipe is to gently fold the peaked egg whites into the rest of the stuff. If you're not careful, you knock all the air out of the whites and it's just a flat runny mess on the cookie sheet
Posted by: name at January 01, 2013 04:58 PM (KqnY1)
Good luck with that.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at January 01, 2013 04:58 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 01, 2013 04:59 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 04:59 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 01, 2013 04:59 PM (jucos)
Posted by: jewells45 at January 01, 2013 05:00 PM (u25eL)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 01, 2013 05:00 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 01, 2013 05:01 PM (yiIja)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 01, 2013 05:01 PM (FwEla)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 01, 2013 05:01 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 01, 2013 05:01 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 05:01 PM (TCGmg)
Maybe it was the clothing cause this Arshes Nei can reap me anytime
http://deadliestfictionalwarrior.wikispaces.com/Arshes+Nei
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 01, 2013 05:01 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: Deety at January 01, 2013 05:01 PM (aOVhq)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 01, 2013 05:02 PM (jucos)
Posted by: no good deed at January 01, 2013 05:02 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 01, 2013 05:02 PM (8sCoq)
Slash discretionary spending to near zero.
And let the merchants and restauranteurs who will no longer receive my business know precisely why it is that they are not receiving it.
One of the greatest inventions ever is printable business card stock in 8.5x11 sheets. Can't recall off the top of my head how many cards per sheet. Eight? Ten? However many it is, these are fantastic for low production runs of custom cards.
My new versions say, in small but readable type:
"Dear Proprietor: our family have been regular, happy patrons of your business up until now. We had hoped to continue to be customers of yours, to both your and our mutual benefit. Unfortunately, due to recent political developments, the money which we would normally have spent in your establishment is instead being set aside to pay steep new taxes. We profoundly regret this change of affairs but must adapt to it. All the best to you in your future endeavors, the Torquewrench Family."
Posted by: torquewrench at January 01, 2013 05:03 PM (gqT4g)
Fewer carbs is a good idea - start with sugars. I've lost 18 lbs in the past 7 weeks and since I don't eat any grains or sugars, I have no cravings for more. Try it and see.
My only New Year's resolution is to get our conceal carry permits and weapons.
Posted by: disa at January 01, 2013 05:03 PM (R+h7Q)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 01, 2013 05:03 PM (FwEla)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 01, 2013 05:03 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: contrarian 2013 at January 01, 2013 05:03 PM (XLuH2)
-quit the abusive job, got a better one (but now I have to do this again)
-write that Islam book; I also posted a collection of essays, so, that's almost two books
-play that "TIMPIST" game which I'd lost in 1986; it's on CodeProject now
-get this porta-john fit to receive guests; it now supports three guests
So, immediate stuff I gotta do this year, is to remove the old TV and the Christmas tree. Also I should go find another less-crummy job.
Otherwise I dunno. Some here have offered suggestions to me. "Be less trollish". "Vote Republican". I haven't noticed the upside on either one.
Posted by: boulder hobo at January 01, 2013 05:04 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 01, 2013 05:04 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: sTevo at January 01, 2013 05:05 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2013 05:05 PM (EaivH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 01, 2013 05:06 PM (RHeYi)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 01, 2013 05:06 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 01, 2013 08:58 PM (0XH/s)
Pencil me in for this time next year; I want to see how that's worked out for you.
Posted by: antisocialist at January 01, 2013 05:07 PM (Ahxbg)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 01, 2013 05:07 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 01, 2013 05:07 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 05:07 PM (TCGmg)
You want one of mine? I've got a pile of 'em downstairs.
Just don't even think about touching the Golden Eagle.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 01, 2013 05:08 PM (xKC/c)
Fax machines.... They are never going to really catch on are they. That thermal paper is the worst.
Nobody will ever be able to connect a bunch of mimeograph machines together. The wires would be too long, and they'd be everywhere.
Oooh, wait. Maybe we could string them on poles of some kind. You know, ABOVE the road...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 01, 2013 05:08 PM (yiIja)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 01, 2013 05:08 PM (FwEla)
Posted by: Mr_Write at January 01, 2013 05:09 PM (CLkAH)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 01, 2013 05:09 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 05:09 PM (TCGmg)
It is nice that baby Quayle is running the chair since that use to be Ray Layhood job and he wants to tax you via how many miles your drive.
Posted by: Paul8148 at January 01, 2013 05:09 PM (UwB9x)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 01, 2013 05:10 PM (NjJzM)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 01, 2013 05:10 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Deety at January 01, 2013 05:10 PM (aOVhq)
Posted by: contrarian 2013 at January 01, 2013 05:10 PM (XLuH2)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 01, 2013 09:07 PM (8sCoq)
*sidles over* Hi. How you doin'?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at January 01, 2013 05:10 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 01, 2013 05:10 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at January 01, 2013 05:11 PM (Y5I9o)
I have the lid weighted down.
Critters have no respect. I go back and yell at him, and he shuffles about fifteen feet away and glares at me.
* looks up shot-shells for handgun use *
Posted by: K-Bob at January 01, 2013 05:11 PM (q5qmo)
Do not eat people. The punishment for cannibalism is summary execution. There will be no appeals. This is the law.
Posted by: Quaid at January 01, 2013 05:11 PM (ueckd)
None of my revolver handguns are accurate that's why I buy only automatics.
Though the accuracy thing may be partially my fault.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 01, 2013 05:11 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 01, 2013 05:12 PM (jucos)
Posted by: antisocialist at January 01, 2013 05:12 PM (Ahxbg)
I was joking about the PVC, the figure itself is made of PVC. So do not expose to direct sunlight/heat or well she may get saggy.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 05:13 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 01, 2013 05:13 PM (1V6Pv)
Meet the Judge.
http://www.taurususa.com/video-theJudge.cfm
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 01, 2013 05:13 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2013 05:13 PM (qpM85)
Posted by: CarolT at January 01, 2013 05:14 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 01, 2013 05:14 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 01, 2013 05:14 PM (FwEla)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 01, 2013 05:14 PM (jucos)
What does the copper bowl add, Thorvald?
Copper has the unique property of helping stabilize egg white foam.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 01, 2013 05:14 PM (o1kXv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 05:14 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 01, 2013 05:15 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: DC in Towson at January 01, 2013 05:15 PM (Ai+tZ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 01, 2013 05:15 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 09:13 PM (TCGmg)
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Well, crap. I wish someone had told me about this 20 years ago.
Posted by: antisocialist at January 01, 2013 05:15 PM (Ahxbg)
Posted by: Tmitsss at January 01, 2013 05:16 PM (0V5Zo)
Good thing giving up lying isn't one of my resolutions.
Posted by: mama winger, former RNC donor at January 01, 2013 05:17 PM (P6QsQ)
If you are a fan of Hans Christian Anderson and anime, a few years ago a TV series was produced in Japan called 'The Snow Queen'
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 05:17 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Paladin at January 01, 2013 05:17 PM (JjjTb)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 01, 2013 05:17 PM (fiwwQ)
I just want some nice, clean, lead pellets for the condors to accidentally eat.
Posted by: K-Bob at January 01, 2013 05:17 PM (q5qmo)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 01, 2013 05:18 PM (FwEla)
Anna, I don't understand a single bit of the anime stuff. It's something I've never gotten into.Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 01, 2013 05:18 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: what the fuck do I know at January 01, 2013 05:19 PM (XLuH2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 05:19 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: sTevo at January 01, 2013 09:05 PM (VMcEw)"
You think it will work?
It'll take a miracle.
Posted by: Al at January 01, 2013 05:20 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 01, 2013 05:20 PM (FwEla)
None of my revolver handguns are accurate that's why I buy only automatics.
Though the accuracy thing may be partially my fault.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 01, 2013 09:11 PM (Y6HTt)"
I might add, my revolvers are very accurate up close and personal, though. Wouldn't want a bad guy think I wouldn't use one in a faceoff.
Posted by: Mr_Write at January 01, 2013 05:21 PM (CLkAH)
Obama bundler lovie smith is now fun-employed!!!
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Ya, I saw that. I tried to shed a tear for him but I just couldn't get my eyes to drip.
Posted by: mama winger, former RNC donor at January 01, 2013 05:21 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 01, 2013 05:22 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 01, 2013 05:22 PM (FwEla)
So do not expose to direct sunlight/heat or well she may get saggy.
Am I to assume it's the exposure to water that made the Daughter of Satan such a bitch?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 01, 2013 05:22 PM (yiIja)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 01, 2013 05:22 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2013 05:22 PM (GcwH1)
https://www.rinkya.com/new/en/auction-f123705411
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 05:22 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 01, 2013 05:22 PM (8sCoq)
I have reserved the right to release the 'raptors as I deem necessary.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at January 01, 2013 05:23 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: small town girl at January 01, 2013 05:23 PM (AMsS5)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 01, 2013 05:23 PM (FwEla)
Posted by: EROWMER at January 01, 2013 05:24 PM (kxlCQ)
Posted by: Boehner Brown at January 01, 2013 05:26 PM (CeNUw)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 01, 2013 09:23 PM (FwEla)
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Ya, it will be interesting to see who they get to replace him. This year the NFC North has been fun to watch. I have an icky feeling about the Packers vs Vikings this week. Adrian Peterson is on a roll.
Posted by: mama winger, former RNC donor at January 01, 2013 05:26 PM (P6QsQ)
Meanwhile just blame it on Rio
https://www.rinkya.com/new/en/auction-m102195122
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 05:26 PM (TCGmg)
now an anonymous group claims to have hacked the paper's subscriber database
@insty
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 01, 2013 05:26 PM (8sCoq)
For those contemplating burying "stuff", keep in mind metal detectors and dogs with very good noses.
PVC can be painted a medium-dark brown. Bark can be glued to if and it can be wired up in a tree.
This is one cagey dude. Be sure to watch till the end. http://bit.ly/ZuGJbf
Posted by: RushBabe at January 01, 2013 05:28 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 01, 2013 05:29 PM (DoZD+)
Bing "bucket of death", scale up device to metal garbage can size. I know from experience that possums can't get out of metal garbage cans once they've fallen in.
Posted by: @PurpAv at January 01, 2013 05:29 PM (hc3eM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 05:29 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 01, 2013 05:30 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: DC in Towson at January 01, 2013 05:31 PM (Ai+tZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 05:31 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 01, 2013 05:32 PM (IvVLN)
Don't make resolutions as a rule. However, THIS year, the first liberal that gets in my shit, I resolve to spit in his/her face.
May make for an interesting year.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 01, 2013 05:33 PM (SAMxH)
Used to catch them in metal cans in college. Pitch the can down the girls dorm hall about 1AM. All doors open at once, and everyone screams, as the critter beats a retreat down the hall.
And I'm sure it caused 'possum trauma.
Posted by: That guy who is sick of reolutions at January 01, 2013 05:33 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 01, 2013 05:33 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Deety Bloomberg at January 01, 2013 05:33 PM (aOVhq)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 01, 2013 05:34 PM (FwEla)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 01, 2013 05:36 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: CarolT at January 01, 2013 05:37 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 01, 2013 05:38 PM (yiIja)
Posted by: CarolT at January 01, 2013 09:37 PM (z4WKX)
It gets put off for two whole months, until the current continuing resolution expires.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at January 01, 2013 05:38 PM (ial2b)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 05:39 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at January 01, 2013 05:39 PM (78z9I)
Oh and since I'm currently without gainful employment, I resolve to smoke weed for the 1st time since 1979
I hope you remember that it may affect your future gainful employment.
Posted by: harleycowboy at January 01, 2013 05:39 PM (+9AX9)
I resolve to find even more ways to withdraw from a society bent on destroying all that is good and true and right.
and I resolve to tell even more people to fuck off when they have the nerve to try and tell me that I'm the one doing something wrong.
Posted by: Shoey at January 01, 2013 05:41 PM (m6OUa)
EAT MOR PANDA
Posted by: Panda-Fil-A at January 01, 2013 09:39 PM (BBWjt)
Beat you to it, Round Eye.
Posted by: Panda Express at January 01, 2013 05:41 PM (yiIja)
Posted by: Deety Bloomberg at January 01, 2013 05:41 PM (aOVhq)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 01, 2013 05:42 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 01, 2013 05:42 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 05:42 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at January 01, 2013 09:39 PM (78z9I)
God gave us heart disease to save us from senile dementia. Eat pork, kick ass, and go out on top.
Posted by: Invictus at January 01, 2013 05:42 PM (OQpzc)
I swear liberals get more fucking retarded every day. They got an extra $4T in new spending. They got taxes on the rich. And they're still unhappy.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 01, 2013 05:43 PM (HDgX3)
**meth?** what is that person think-
Okay, no one said anyone was thinking in the official list.
Posted by: Mikey NTH at January 01, 2013 05:43 PM (gmoEG)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 01, 2013 05:43 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 05:44 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 01, 2013 09:42 PM (jucos)
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Congratulations!! Of course you're nervous. Who wouldn't be? I predict you will be awesomely splendid.
Posted by: mama winger, former RNC donor at January 01, 2013 05:44 PM (P6QsQ)
I hope you remember that it may affect your future gainful employment.
Also remember that it's much stronger than it was back in '79.
And also remember that, umm, it's, ahh, something else, too, but I can't remember what it was..damn, I'm hungry.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 01, 2013 05:44 PM (yiIja)
Let's make a resolution to change what is within our power to change in order to nudge the culture closer to conservative values.
Such as, to reduce our reliance on debt.
Posted by: Panda-Fil-A at January 01, 2013 05:44 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 05:45 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 05:46 PM (TCGmg)
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Yes.
Posted by: mama winger, former RNC donor at January 01, 2013 05:46 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 01, 2013 05:47 PM (IvVLN)
http://www.catholic-forum.com/saints/pray0027.htm
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 05:47 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 01, 2013 05:48 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 05:48 PM (TCGmg)
order to nudge the culture closer to conservative values
Give us a nudge closer to the railing will ye, guv?
Posted by: deck chairs on the Titanic at January 01, 2013 05:48 PM (EZl54)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 01, 2013 05:49 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 05:50 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 01, 2013 05:51 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 01, 2013 09:44 PM (TCGmg)
Even bacon can be dangerous when traveling at a significant percentage of C. Which is just wrong. We should never fear the bacon.
Posted by: Invictus at January 01, 2013 05:51 PM (OQpzc)
I own lots of swampland I think I'll just lay them near the surface. No way a govt guy is gonna trek over acres of swamp to find metal. And he might do me a favor if he starts near the cabin and find my lost pick axe and the neighbors shot gun.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 01, 2013 05:51 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: CarolT at January 01, 2013 05:52 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 01, 2013 05:52 PM (IvVLN)
Such as, to reduce our reliance on debt.
Posted by: Panda-Fil-A at January 01, 2013 09:44 PM (BBWjt)
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With inflation out of control the way it is right now - and the way it will be for a long long time - debt is a good thing to have. Especially debt at the insanely low interest rates out there right now.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 01, 2013 05:53 PM (HDgX3)
Oh, and besides eat more bacon........ heh...... I'm with irongrampa here.... only I'm not gonna spit in some liberals eye...... but, there will be quite a few more loud "f*ck you"s whenever I hear a liberal spout off about how wonderful Obama is or how great the new (insert unconstitutional law here) legislation that the dems passed is gonna make life "fair"....
I think I've spent just about enough time trying to be civil to/with liberals. They are the most hateful and annoying people on the face of the planet and they are going to get treated by me they way they deserve. Rude and crude is the new way to respond to all f*cking liberals.
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at January 01, 2013 05:54 PM (78z9I)
How can it be dangerous? It just gets more massive. Which means moar baconz. yum
Posted by: chemjeff at January 01, 2013 05:54 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2013 05:54 PM (LINcv)
I resolve to applaud Boehner and McConnell for this work.
______________________
You are either
a) the stupidest fuck on earth
b) a troll
c) drunk/high
Which is it?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 01, 2013 05:54 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 01, 2013 09:53 PM (HDgX3)
The problem is, though, that a culture that tolerates debt for personal lifestyle financing is the same culture that doesn't seem to mind a $16 trillion national debt.
Posted by: chemjeff at January 01, 2013 05:55 PM (BBWjt)
How can it be dangerous? It just gets more massive. Which means moar baconz. yum
***
If you get it going fast enough....
you can fry it and eat it and the next day it's back and fresher than before.
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at January 01, 2013 05:55 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: CA Token at January 01, 2013 05:56 PM (p+BPY)
Psalm 146
Happy New Year, everyone! Good luck tomorrow Truck Monkey - and goodnight all.
Posted by: mama winger, former RNC donor at January 01, 2013 05:56 PM (P6QsQ)
Rom 12,2
(I like the KJV, personally.)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 01, 2013 09:49 PM (1V6Pv)
is that Romans Chapter 12, verse 2?
and what is KJV?
Posted by: Shoey at January 01, 2013 05:56 PM (m6OUa)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at January 01, 2013 05:57 PM (BAnPT)
you can fry it and eat it and the next day it's back and fresher than before.
so, bacon getting more massive *and* traveling backwards in time?
what's not to love?
Posted by: chemjeff at January 01, 2013 05:57 PM (BBWjt)
No resolutions.
Having a resolution means there's something in my life I'm not happy with and I'm not taking corrective measures or simply attacking the issue.
Things are going well. Could be faster but can't complain....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 01, 2013 05:57 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 01, 2013 09:55 PM (BBWjt)
_____________________
Yeah but if you're borrowing at 3% and inflation is 5%, you'd be stupid to not borrow.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 01, 2013 05:57 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 01, 2013 05:57 PM (CeNUw)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 01, 2013 05:58 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: CarolT at January 01, 2013 06:00 PM (z4WKX)
Buzzsaw at January 01, 2013 09:51 PM
You'll have to anchor it down or else it will pop up to the surface.
Posted by: harleycowboy at January 01, 2013 06:00 PM (+9AX9)
King James Version
Best translation from the best available sources.
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at January 01, 2013 09:58 PM (BAnPT)
okie dokie I'll give it a read and a think, i make no promises for my reaction though, i'm just as likely to tell to fuck off as anyone else.
Posted by: Shoey at January 01, 2013 06:00 PM (m6OUa)
Posted by: Say What? at January 01, 2013 06:02 PM (3hSf2)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 01, 2013 06:04 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Say What? at January 01, 2013 06:04 PM (3hSf2)
1. I resolve to read more classics. Since the left is doing all it can to kill Western Civilization, I think reading the works of dead white males is a worthy pursuit.
2. I already exercise - I will continue to do it . I am going to do all I can to keep myself out of the mitts of socialized healthcare. I work in healthcare - I know how bad things already are. It will get worse.
3. I resolve to use more flavored olive oils instead of butter. Peeps, I read that tip from someone at Maggie's Farm and it's worth it. You don't have to spend a fortune to buy expensive oils from France or Italy - there are good domestic ones that cost about $18. a bottle (used sparingly, that bottle will last you a while). Scrambled eggs made with a tsp. of butter olive oil are delicious and much more healthy. Salmon cooked with orange or citrus olive oil is heavenly (made it tonight for dinner - I haven't had better fish in a restaurant.)
4. I also resolve to savor things like sunrises in summer, autumn leaves, fresh snowfalls - you know, nature. At a time when the nation is going to hell (and none of us can stop it), there's something really comforting about the timeless beauty of nature. Obama can't wreck that.
Posted by: Donna V. at January 01, 2013 06:05 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 01, 2013 06:11 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 01, 2013 06:12 PM (5J54Q)
The fucking swamp eats things no anchor needed you load it to sink in water.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 01, 2013 06:12 PM (Y6HTt)
"And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God."
the first part i get, but I can I prove in my mind what is truly God's will?
Posted by: Shoey at January 01, 2013 06:12 PM (m6OUa)
Posted by: Mindy likees the Josh McDowell-approved version at January 01, 2013 06:13 PM (3pGXY)
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Posted by: Donna V., Cheesehead at January 01, 2013 06:21 PM (BStAJ)
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Posted by: Thorvald at January 01, 2013 06:33 PM (1V6Pv)
I will finally finish the remodel on the old house on my farm and move there, and have it properly stocked. I resolve to be in a position to drop my (visible) income to whatever bullshit target TFG sets next until I go Galt altogether. Oh and shoot better, and be able to field dress what I shoot and what has 4 legs.
Posted by: BoGart at January 01, 2013 06:35 PM (Ugngr)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 01, 2013 06:35 PM (1V6Pv)
the first part i get, but I can I prove in my mind what is truly God's will? Posted by: Shoey at January 01, 2013 10:12 PM (m6OUa)
Always been an issue for me too - how do I know that what I think is God's will is actually what I really want to do, and I'm invoking "God's will" to justify my own desires?
I suppose the acid test is if it's something you really don't want to do - but know, in your heart of hearts, that it is what you should do. Like being kind to people you really don't want to be kind to...
Posted by: Donna V., Cheesehead at January 01, 2013 06:37 PM (BStAJ)
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Posted by: Mindy likes the Josh McDowell-approved version at January 01, 2013 06:48 PM (3pGXY)
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Posted by: Donna V. at January 01, 2013 07:46 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 01, 2013 07:53 PM (1V6Pv)
Wisconsin is less Commie, I guess, than MN, because of Walker, but on the other hand, the doofuses here voted for Obama in Nov. How a state can vote for both Walker and Obama, I don't know. I didn't realize so many of us suffered from split personalities.
We will continue to "meet" here at AOSHQ and hey, we can figure out a game plan. Really I think it would be nice to at least meet. I have been "set up" with dates by friends 3 times in the past 6 months - and each time, I discovered my date was to the left of Fidel Castro. I might be RC, but never wanted to become a nun - but given the choice between libtards and vow of chastity - I'll take the vow!
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