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September 08, 2013

NFL In Full Swing
— Dave in Texas

Don't even talk to me about the Cowboys. You can't say anything that could crush my spirit more than a six year deal..

Just, shut it.

Have some football. And pointy elbows.

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Posted by: Dave in Texas at 08:40 AM | Comments (380)
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But, but now Tony Romo studies film and has improved his mechanics. He just needed more money.

Posted by: Beagle at September 08, 2013 08:43 AM (sOtz/)

2 How 'bout them Cowboys?

Posted by: Low Information Voter at September 08, 2013 08:44 AM (Dwehj)

3 Hire Tebow and make Romo train him.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 08, 2013 08:46 AM (cll/q)

4 Mmmmmmmmm Pointy!

Posted by: Bruce at September 08, 2013 08:46 AM (cGaIx)

5 Those 'elbows' seem a bit implanted.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 08, 2013 08:47 AM (cll/q)

6 ESPN is in full Ray Lewis boner mode.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at September 08, 2013 08:47 AM (Dwehj)

7 Pointy elbows, yes - but perfectly round boobs, so she has that going for her.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at September 08, 2013 08:47 AM (PZ6/M)

8 to be fair, who else was out there for the Cowboys to sign or draft (this year had a shitty QB class)?

Posted by: The Dude at September 08, 2013 08:48 AM (vJdyz)

9 "You can't say anything that could crush my spirit more than a six year deal."

Wanna bet?

Jerry Jones will be in Dallas longer.

Spirit pulverized.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 08, 2013 08:48 AM (eHIJJ)

Da BEARS!!!!!!!!!

so DiT, what was the score when Dallas played them last time? 44-3 or something?

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 08:48 AM (1MCcX)

11 So yesterday in my neck of the woods it was a pretty good sports day.

Winners were KU, K-State, the Royals, and Sporting KC (MLS). Heck, even Missouri won.

That being said, now the Chiefs are about to play. Not holding my breath...

Posted by: HH at September 08, 2013 08:48 AM (XXwdv)

Tony Romo....the only NFL quarterback that can make Jay Cutler look elite

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 08:49 AM (1MCcX)

13 She's quite symmetrical.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 08, 2013 08:50 AM (eHIJJ)

14 theres always career ending injuries and non guaranteed contracts to be thankfull for!

-and maybe our owner will go bankrupt?

Posted by: akak at September 08, 2013 08:50 AM (4tkxZ)

15 he's a real good player. i'm a giants fan but... the guy can play. every dallas game he scares the hell out of me.

Posted by: bossTweed at September 08, 2013 08:50 AM (MtCwV)

16 Tony Romo....the only NFL quarterback that can make Jay Cutler look elite

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 12:49 PM (1MCcX)

eh, Brandon Weeden, Christian Ponder and who ever the Bills trot out make Culter look elite as well

Posted by: The Dude at September 08, 2013 08:51 AM (vJdyz)

17 hey, maybe dallas can trade up for mark sanchez?

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 08:51 AM (1MCcX)

18 Tony Romo seems to go through hubris and nemesis in one drive.

Posted by: Beagle at September 08, 2013 08:52 AM (sOtz/)

19 If Ben is around or anyone who knows, can we get the NFL pick em ID#s and passwords?

I've been in group 2 the last couple of years if that helps whoever has invitation privileges.

Posted by: Methos at September 08, 2013 08:52 AM (hO9ad)

20 Fuck you Chris Christie. Rob Riggle makes me miss Caliendo's Madden impression.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 08:52 AM (LI48c)

21 Between the twenties, Romo is a beast.

In the Red Zone, hello field goal team.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 08, 2013 08:53 AM (eHIJJ)

22 Should I smoke a blunt before the game or after the game?

Posted by: Elite Jay Cutler at September 08, 2013 08:53 AM (Aif/5)

23 Elbows and Boobies oh my!! Mostly Boobies OH MY!! She looks like she's jumping. I like jumping. She and I can jump together, horizontally. Nice earrings too. Do you think she makes good sammiches? Because jumping always leaves me wanting a sammich. Nice pic.DiT.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 08, 2013 08:53 AM (RXQ2T)

there she is in her hester jersey, and she has hotwings and beer!!!

I raised my girl right

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 08:53 AM (1MCcX)

25 Oh, I'll take the 'death by a thousand cuts'... I'm a team player in that way.

Posted by: phreshone at September 08, 2013 08:54 AM (Pr6hk)

26 I predict Dalton will be in a grave by the third quarter

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 08:54 AM (1MCcX)

27 19 If Ben is around or anyone who knows, can we get the NFL pick em ID#s and passwords?

I've been in group 2 the last couple of years if that helps whoever has invitation privileges.

Posted by: Methos at September 08, 2013 12:52 PM (hO9ad)

http://minx.cc/?post=342338

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 08:55 AM (LI48c)

At last a cheerleader with boobs, although my guess is that they're probably plastic and too hard on the teeth.

Posted by: Libra at September 08, 2013 08:55 AM (GblmV)

29 Now we just need to get Tony another hot girlfriend and the Skins might get to the playoffs again this year.

Posted by: joncelli at September 08, 2013 08:55 AM (RD7QR)

KC picked our former coach Andy Reid He'll be in town Sept 19th. It should be interesting

Posted by: Regular Guy at September 08, 2013 08:56 AM (N3Al8)

31 Good choice on picking the cheerleader from a team that doesn't play today, and got their asses kicked.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 08:56 AM (LI48c)

32 28 At last a cheerleader with boobs, although my guess is that they're probably plastic and too hard on the teeth. Posted by: Libra at September 08, 2013 12:55 PM (GblmV) ##### A bit chewy you think?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 08, 2013 08:56 AM (RXQ2T)

33 dear jay cutler, you can throw the ball to other BEARs besides marshall

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 08:56 AM (1MCcX)

34 Does this orange jumpsuit mean I've been traded to the Bronco's? I would kill to play with Peyton...

Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at September 08, 2013 08:56 AM (Pr6hk)

35 Our ratings were down a bit. Mixing in a little thug culture is bound to help.

Posted by: ESPN at September 08, 2013 08:57 AM (Dwehj)

36 I guarantee the Bears will either win or lose today.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 08, 2013 08:57 AM (eHIJJ)

37 Those aren't her elbows that are pointy, Dave...

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 08, 2013 08:57 AM (NHMrq)

38 Any of you lucky bastids get to see the Pats this morning? CBS, in all their wisdom, is giving me the Raiders at Colts.

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 08:58 AM (8lmkt)

39 34 Does this orange jumpsuit mean I've been traded to the Bronco's? I would kill to play with Peyton... Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at September 08, 2013 12:56 PM (Pr6hk) ##### Not if comes with orange underwear and a pair of plastic sandals. Do not ask me how I know this.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 08, 2013 08:58 AM (RXQ2T)

40 Those cans are fake, fake, fake! I am going to start a breast purity drive and will be giving free inspections.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 08, 2013 08:58 AM (jucos)

Peaches....

http://firstrowus1.eu/

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 08:58 AM (LI48c)

42 We just started feeling safe with Hernandez behind bars, and ESPN goes and hires Mr. McStabby Ray Lewis.

Posted by: Residents of Bristol, CT at September 08, 2013 08:59 AM (Pr6hk)

43 Tanned, rested, and ready to go.

Posted by: Gary Hogeboom at September 08, 2013 08:59 AM (0axsw)

cincy isn't a joke team and they have a great D-line

if da bears line holds up, they will go far this year

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 08:59 AM (1MCcX)

45 Really nice figure on the cheerleader.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 08, 2013 09:00 AM (RXQ2T)

46 Yeah the Cowboys should draft Tebow and let him QB once the ball enters the red zone. That place is like kryptonite to Romo.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2013 09:00 AM (ZR4Xh)

47 Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 12:55 PM (LI48c)

Thanks!

Looks like I'm going to have to spot everyone most of week 1, so I guess I'm competing with the coblogs.

Posted by: Methos at September 08, 2013 09:00 AM (hO9ad)

48 if da bears line holds up, they will go far this year

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 12:59 PM (1MCcX)

lol

Posted by: The Dude at September 08, 2013 09:00 AM (vJdyz)

49 I was born to play wide-receiver

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 08, 2013 09:01 AM (Pr6hk)

50 We can only hope that when we finally determine who was behind the deadly chemical weapons attack in Syria, that it turns out to be a white Conservative from an Old Confederacy state. Because racism. (bam)

Posted by: David "Douche Avatar" Sirota at September 08, 2013 09:01 AM (kyAWi)

51 Non Troy Aikman and Joe Buck today. Did they run off to Washington State to get married?

Posted by: Gary Hogeboom at September 08, 2013 09:01 AM (0axsw)

52 49 I was born to play wide-receiver

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 08, 2013 01:01 PM (Pr6hk)

Certainly not tight end.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 09:01 AM (LI48c)

53 will hester run back one or two kicks today?

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 09:02 AM (1MCcX)

54 Hey, Hogenbloom! Why don't you fetch me my fedora?

Posted by: Zombie Tom Landry at September 08, 2013 09:02 AM (eHIJJ)

55 Sometimes the tall grass can keep Romo out of the endzone.

Posted by: Gary Hogeboom at September 08, 2013 09:02 AM (0axsw)

56 Football? Yes, I watched the Liverpool FC game this morning.

Posted by: John Kerry at September 08, 2013 09:03 AM (Pr6hk)

57 I predict by the end of the season, the Ravens will realize how badly they fucked up giving Flaco a monster contract. He is not much better than your average journeyman clip board holders.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 08, 2013 09:03 AM (jucos)

58 In other news, rebels have destroyed one of the oldest monasteries in Syria.They have threatened to behead those who do not convert to Islam. The monastery is under the protection of my daughter's favorite Saint. Smart power, bitches.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 08, 2013 09:03 AM (uPUJY)

59 58 In other news, rebels have destroyed one of the oldest monasteries in Syria.They have threatened to behead those who do not convert to Islam.

And that is why you always leave 'do nothing' in your decision tree.

Posted by: Decision Theorists Everywhere at September 08, 2013 09:05 AM (Pr6hk)

60 57 I predict by the end of the season, the Ravens will realize how badly they fucked up giving Flaco a monster contract. He is not much better than your average journeyman clip board holders.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 08, 2013 01:03 PM (jucos)

I can't remember when a quarterback that starts demanding money like him actually proved that giving it to him was a good idea and his previous year wasn't a fluke.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 09:06 AM (LI48c)

I'm going to take the safe bet:

The rams will suck.

The second safe bet: They'll still convince someone to give them public funding for a stadium somewhere in this city.

The third safe bet: if #2, I will totally go on a rant.

Posted by: tsrblke at September 08, 2013 09:06 AM (GaqMa)

62 Lovely, both ATL and da Bears go 3 and out

Nice return by Cincy

Posted by: phreshone at September 08, 2013 09:07 AM (Pr6hk)

Another prediction. The Redskins will deal Rex Grossman and Pat White to teams in need of a real quarterback, and still be ok because of RGIII and KCI.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 08, 2013 09:07 AM (jucos)

64 In other news, rebels have destroyed one of the oldest monasteries in Syria.They have threatened to behead those who do not convert to Islam. The monastery is under the protection of my daughter's favorite Saint.

We'll be "observing" this, too.

Posted by: Chinese amphinious landing ship en route to Syrian coast at September 08, 2013 09:07 AM (hO9ad)

65 Roddy White was on the field.

Posted by: Gary Hogeboom at September 08, 2013 09:08 AM (0axsw)

66 Obamacare paid for that cheerleaders elbows. Go Skins! (Yeah early I know)

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at September 08, 2013 09:08 AM (5H6zj)

67 PEANUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 09:08 AM (1MCcX)

68 Pick six by Dalton woohoo

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 08, 2013 09:08 AM (uPUJY)

69 63 Another prediction. The Redskins will deal Rex Grossman and Pat White to teams in need of a real quarterback, and still be ok because of RGIII and KCI.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 08, 2013 01:07 PM (jucos)

Does. Not. Compute.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 09:09 AM (LI48c)

70 That was on the WR, dude didn't help Dalton at all

Posted by: The dude at September 08, 2013 09:09 AM (vJdyz)

71 Second look at Houston Oilers?

Posted by: Jerry Jones is sucking my soul juice at September 08, 2013 09:10 AM (bUmSq)

72 Tony Romo won't be starting the game

On the way to the stadium he tried to pass a car and it got intercepted

Posted by: Eli the NFC East Comic at September 08, 2013 09:10 AM (/9IC1)

73 Which team sucks more: Raiders or Jets? I say Jets are more dysfunctional, but Raiders have less talent.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at September 08, 2013 09:10 AM (5H6zj)

74 Sorry Buzz. Rex is a functional NFL Quarterback. He can play the game. I would rather have him than Cutler.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 08, 2013 09:10 AM (jucos)

OT, but sidebar-ish, that VDH piece is a fairly good example of how mediocre VDH himself can be.

His recapitulation of Obama's mistakes gets many things wrong and internalizes many of the idiotic myths that the Beltway cretins themselves live by. He's wrong about the constitutional and even political implications of the current Syria debacle, he seems to forget that the Bush Admin. is the one that blew it in Iraq by letting the situation develop to where a bad SOFA could be forced on them, and he gives completely undue credit to McChrystal and Dempsey on substantive matters when in fact they are among the worst of the current crop of disastrously unfit and unreliable senior officers.

But as I've mused more and more lately, the mediocrity of the "conservative" commentariat is probably just a reflection of the degradation of the public square. A plunging minus tide lowers all boats, I guess.

At least VDH didn't repeat his tired and pathetic little naieve bit of amateur criticism about "if only the US had not allied with dictators in the Middle East" which was featured in most of his otherwise sometimes decent commentaries following 9/11.

Now back to the pointy elbows .....

Posted by: non-purist at September 08, 2013 09:10 AM (afQnV)

76 Question for the Horde: Am thinking about renting an RV next summer to drive cross country with the family (Mrs. Athens and Athens Jr.). Thinking about a class b but I am not sure of the differences between class a, b and c. Looking at the class b ones - glorified vans -at the moment. Is this more expensive than just staying at hotels? When we did this as a kid my parents would throw us (me, brother and sis plus a cousin) in the back of Pop's pickup (canopy only) on top of a mattress with coolers etc. and go. We'd sleep in parking lots and eat breakfast at Denny's so I am not into the RV "thing". These were fun trips though but in this day and age I'm not sure about doing it that way.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 08, 2013 09:11 AM (RXQ2T)

77 While the Bengals are sucking donkey dong

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 08, 2013 09:11 AM (uPUJY)

78 Washington D.C. has but one thing going for it: RGIII.

I hope he does well. I hope everything else catches fire and falls into a swamp.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 08, 2013 09:11 AM (eHIJJ)

79 No team sucks more than the Raiders.

Posted by: Gary Hogeboom at September 08, 2013 09:11 AM (0axsw)

80 There's no truth to the rumor that the Oakland Coliseum is going to be renamed Kaboom Cereal Field

Posted by: Eli the NFC East Comic at September 08, 2013 09:12 AM (/9IC1)

81 So sorry Peaches. Bwahahahaha

Posted by: mpfs, Quisp Cereal Finder at September 08, 2013 09:12 AM (xKcE3)

82 Sorry Buzz. Rex is a functional NFL Quarterback. He can play the game. I would rather have him than Cutler.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 08, 2013 01:10 PM (jucos)

___________

I'm sorry. I just pissed myself a little. I don't really believe I said this.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 08, 2013 09:12 AM (jucos)

83 Adrian Peterson rocks!!!

Posted by: Hawkette at September 08, 2013 09:12 AM (i7KmQ)

84 OK, sorry to be a dick, but why are none of the cheerleader pics you post ever of hot women? They all look plastic, doll-like, hyper-fake. Is that what most men want? Oy vey!

Posted by: @ParisParamus at September 08, 2013 09:12 AM (bxJDS)

85 Gotta do a better job.

Posted by: Andy Reid [/i] at September 08, 2013 09:13 AM (U2UQk)

86 Has Big Ben raped any women before the game?

Posted by: mpfs, Quisp Cereal Finder at September 08, 2013 09:13 AM (xKcE3)

84 They all look plastic, doll-like, hyper-fake. Is that what most men want?

yes

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 09:13 AM (1MCcX)

88 52 49 I was born to play wide-receiver Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 08, 2013 01:01 PM (Pr6hk) Certainly not tight end. Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 01:01 PM (LI48c) ###### Last time anything was tight on Sandra was when she was a high school student.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 08, 2013 09:13 AM (RXQ2T)

89 82 Sorry Buzz. Rex is a functional NFL Quarterback. He can play the game. I would rather have him than Cutler.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 08, 2013 01:10 PM (jucos)
___________
I'm sorry. I just pissed myself a little. I don't really believe I said this.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 08, 2013 01:12 PM (jucos)

You just realized that declaration doesn't make Rex a functional nfl quarterback didn't you.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 09:14 AM (LI48c)

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 08, 2013 01:11 PM (RXQ2T)

Having used to work in fast food, I'll tell you, we had to chuck anyone we find in the parking lots overnight.

Usually our CCW maintenance man did it.

Things may have changed since many went 24 hours, but when you're opening at 4AM, any vehicle in the lot not driven by an employee is a security issue that needs to be dealt with. (It would not have been the first time an armed robber popped out of what looked like an abandon vehicle. Not at our store but at others.)

Posted by: tsrblke at September 08, 2013 09:14 AM (GaqMa)

91 51 Non Troy Aikman and Joe Buck today. Did they run off to Washington State to get married? Posted by: Gary Hogeboom Now that made me lol.

Posted by: mpfs at September 08, 2013 09:15 AM (xKcE3)

92 Personally, I'd like to see a joint Russian Greek task force go in there and clean that shithole out

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 08, 2013 09:16 AM (uPUJY)

93 Daily reminder: The Lions are still horrible.

Posted by: WOW at September 08, 2013 09:16 AM (6sqK6)

94 84 OK, sorry to be a dick, but why are none of the cheerleader pics you post ever of hot women? They all look plastic, doll-like, hyper-fake. Is that what most men want? Oy vey! Posted by: @ParisParamus at September 08, 2013 01:12 PM (bxJDS) #### Plus being a good cook, being able to do laundry, use a vacuum machine and a dust cloth and iron. We are really quite deep.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 08, 2013 09:16 AM (RXQ2T)

95 They all look plastic, doll-like, hyper-fake. Is that what most men want?

It may be a reflection of what gets you hired by the NFL. Dave's got kind of a limited universe of models to choose from.

Posted by: Methos at September 08, 2013 09:16 AM (hO9ad)

96 Man from Athens: Class A is the big ones, the ones that look like buses with a hotel room inside. They're the most comfortable but also the most expensive to operate. Class B is the least expensive to operate but not as comfortable by far as a Class A. Class C might be the sweet spot for you: Cheaper to operate than a Class A, more room and comfort than a Class B. It all depends on how expensive gas becomes and how far you intend to go. One good thing to have is a membership in Good Sam or KOA. Good Sam puts out guides to the campgrounds in the various states.

(I assume a travel trailer isn't in the mix because you don't have a tow vehicle.)

Posted by: joncelli at September 08, 2013 09:16 AM (RD7QR)

97 @ParisParamus@84,

You work with the cheerleaders you got, not the ones you wished you had.

Posted by: Stuff Donald Rumsfeld Said, Vol I. at September 08, 2013 09:16 AM (eHIJJ)

98 Troy and Joe will have the second game today. Green Bay at San Fran

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 09:16 AM (LI48c)

99 TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 09:17 AM (1MCcX)

100 What aplay by da Bears.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at September 08, 2013 09:17 AM (5H6zj)

101

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 08, 2013 01:11 PM (RXQ2T)
____________________

The RV rental places charge confiscatory mileage rates after you go over 100 or so miles a day. To the tune of up to .25 cents a mile. You are better off flying to an area you really want to explore and renting one locally to stay within a region.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 08, 2013 09:18 AM (jucos)

102

Bennett rode that dude like a thai hooker

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 09:18 AM (1MCcX)

103 Fuck me, why do I always have to be punished with Aikman and Buck doing the Packer games

Posted by: The dude at September 08, 2013 09:19 AM (vJdyz)

104 AP might get his 2500 yards today!

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 08, 2013 09:19 AM (jucos)

105 Tony Romo won't be starting the game On the way to the stadium he tried to pass a car and it got intercepted Now thats some funny shit right there.

Posted by: mpfs at September 08, 2013 09:19 AM (xKcE3)

106

okay, the bears have held three blitzs back and cutler has had one knock down

the line is working

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 09:20 AM (1MCcX)

107 If you turn on the game and the commentators are Joe Buck and Chris Collinsworth, I'm sorry but you're in Hell

Posted by: Eli the NFC East Comic at September 08, 2013 09:20 AM (/9IC1)

108 romo has a better career qb rating than eli - 95.6 to 82.7. he throws more touchdowns, less picks, can scramble manning out of his shoes. but i'll take eli. every time.

Posted by: bossTweed at September 08, 2013 09:20 AM (MtCwV)

109 man those Broncos are working their TV remotes like bosses today! Good job guys

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 08, 2013 09:20 AM (8sCoq)

110 Tony Romo had to fart this morning and in his attempt to pass gas........ You all know the rest!

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 08, 2013 09:21 AM (jucos)

111 My Falcons score! Now please shut up about the return of the Sainted New Orleans coach. Please.

Posted by: wierdflunkyonatablet at September 08, 2013 09:21 AM (tlhtD)

112 I figure the Cowboys go 6-10 to 7-9 this season, which pretty much means pro football is dead in Dallas.
They suck.

Posted by: Dick (@DicksTrash) at September 08, 2013 09:21 AM (GrtrJ)

113 >romo has a better career qb rating than eli - 95.6 to 82.7. he throws more touchdowns, less picks, can scramble manning out of his shoes.

yes- all Eli does is win Super Bowls and stuff

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 08, 2013 09:21 AM (8sCoq)

114 Those mammaries are what are known as Kaboobs. And we're damn glad to have them.

Posted by: Fritz at September 08, 2013 09:21 AM (4u+Q5)

115 103 when you get a bonus 6 roughing the passer calls just because of Rodgers swoon you get the aikman penality

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 09:22 AM (1MCcX)

116 110 Tony Romo had to fart this morning and in his attempt to pass gas........ You all know the rest!

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 08, 2013 01:21 PM (jucos)

Jason Witten blocked it?

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 09:22 AM (LI48c)

117 I think Ace should ban those who come here just to complain about fake boobehs on cheerleaders.

Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2013 09:22 AM (/9IC1)

118 You all know why Fort Worth was denied a professional Football team this off season don't you? Because if they got one then Dallas would want one too.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 08, 2013 09:22 AM (jucos)

119 Fake boobehs? I was complaining about they rest of them; the boobehs are fine (at this distance, anyway...)

Posted by: @ParisParamus at September 08, 2013 09:23 AM (bxJDS)

120 >OK, sorry to be a dick, but why are none of the cheerleader pics you post ever of hot women? They all look plastic, doll-like, hyper-fake. Is that what most men want? Oy vey!

shouldn't you be out antiquing or something? nttawwt

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 08, 2013 09:25 AM (8sCoq)

121 Dangit! I forgot to sign up for Redzone this season. BRB.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 08, 2013 09:25 AM (DmNpO)

122 Jones most excellent.

Posted by: mpfs at September 08, 2013 09:26 AM (xKcE3)

123 #90 ###### Well we are talking late '60s early '70s here. I do not recall my folks having any problems.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 08, 2013 09:26 AM (RXQ2T)

124 Drew M pointed out on Twitter ...

Geno Smith throws a 26 yard pass, runs for 3

So what do the Jets do? Run two wildcats and punt

Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2013 09:26 AM (/9IC1)

125 let's see- perfect teeth coppery tan full bosom curvy hips

you're right- she's grotesque

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 08, 2013 09:26 AM (8sCoq)

126 Buzz, thanks!! I couldn't quite make it work, though, looks like they want me to sign up. which gives me the shivers, so I don't do it. Last time (2 years ago?) it was just there.

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 09:26 AM (8lmkt)

127 shouldn't you be out antiquing or something? nttawwt Posted by: Jones in CO at September 08, 2013 01:25 PM (8sCoq) Hey now, antiquing is part of my business model

Posted by: The dude at September 08, 2013 09:26 AM (vJdyz)

128 Aikman and Buck play for the Packers in the off season as well.

Posted by: Gary Hogeboom at September 08, 2013 09:26 AM (0axsw)

129 HEY NOW

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 08, 2013 09:28 AM (8sCoq)

130 Aikman and Buck play for the Packers in the off season as well.

Posted by: Gary Hogeboom at September 08, 2013 01:26 PM (0axsw)

_________________

Well played. *Golf clap*

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 08, 2013 09:28 AM (jucos)

131 What is Redzone? I have it for free according to an E-Mail I got from Verizon.

Posted by: Gary Hogeboom at September 08, 2013 09:28 AM (0axsw)

132 Three safeties so far this morning.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at September 08, 2013 09:28 AM (5H6zj)

133 126 Buzz, thanks!! I couldn't quite make it work, though, looks like they want me to sign up. which gives me the shivers, so I don't do it. Last time (2 years ago?) it was just there.

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 01:26 PM (8lmkt)

Shouldn't be any signing up just got to choose a good link And clear out all the popup ads in the windows. The 2nd or third links seem to be p2p4all's streams and those work, again after clearing the annoying popups.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 09:28 AM (LI48c)

134 I turned off cable TV earlier this year- consequently I am watching ATL v NO on the radio

I regret my decision

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 08, 2013 09:29 AM (8sCoq)

135 Falcon defense holds on 4th and inches. Awesome.

Posted by: wierdflunkyonatablet at September 08, 2013 09:29 AM (tlhtD)

136 131 What is Redzone? I have it for free according to an E-Mail I got from Verizon. Posted by: Gary Hogeboom at September 08, 2013 01:28 PM (0axsw) A channel that only shows the parts of the games when teams are in the redzone

Posted by: The dude at September 08, 2013 09:29 AM (vJdyz)

137 84 OK, sorry to be a dick, but why are none of the cheerleader pics you post ever of hot women? They all look plastic, doll-like, hyper-fake. Is that what most men want? Oy vey! Posted by: @ParisParamus at September 08, 2013 01:12 PM (bxJDS) Yeah well those USC cheerleaders were DEFINITELY not fake. As for this chick, zomg that figure (okay there might be 1-2 fake assets including elbows)

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at September 08, 2013 09:29 AM (YNK3y)

138 131 What is Redzone? I have it for free according to an E-Mail I got from Verizon.

Posted by: Gary Hogeboom at September 08, 2013 01:28 PM (0axsw)

Its awesome if you are someone that flips between games. They show all the redzone drives of all games going on. If there isn't a game in the redzone they will usually switch between one or two games that are the best ones.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 09:30 AM (LI48c)

139 Direct tv has a free nfl sunday ticket weekend. This is tough, way too many choices.

Posted by: Molly k. at September 08, 2013 09:30 AM (sVKy/)

140 I suspect that the elbows are implants

Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2013 09:31 AM (/9IC1)

141 I was born to play wide-receiver

But they were all born to play tight end.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at September 08, 2013 09:32 AM (kqqGm)

142 79 No team sucks more than the Raiders. Posted by: Gary Hogeboom at September 08, 2013 01:11 PM (0axsw) How you doin'.

Posted by: Jacksonville Jaguars at September 08, 2013 09:32 AM (n8eIW)

143 the dude: "A channel that only shows the parts of the games when teams are in the redzone"

So we won't be seeing the Jets then.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 08, 2013 09:32 AM (eHIJJ)

144 What is Redzone? I have it for free according to an E-Mail I got from Verizon. *** Bless yer heart. I just tried to sign up and can't even get anyone from Comcast on the phone. RZ is pretty exciting They skip around the league and show you all the RZ moments in close to real-time. It's fantastic if you're in a fantasy league.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 08, 2013 09:32 AM (DmNpO)

145 There are 7 televised games this week without the ticket.

Posted by: Gary Hogeboom at September 08, 2013 09:32 AM (0axsw)

146

whoa, another time cutler didn't force it!!

I see a 15-1 season

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 09:32 AM (1MCcX)

147 Is there a Florida team that is worth a shit at all? I am so damn discouraged.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at September 08, 2013 09:33 AM (n8eIW)

148 Those elbows are okay by me, fake or not.

Posted by: eman at September 08, 2013 09:33 AM (AO9UG)

149 Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 01:32 PM (1MCcX) They play the Packers twice so that's 14-2 at most

Posted by: The dude at September 08, 2013 09:34 AM (vJdyz)

150 >I suspect that the elbows are implants

kb, this sounds like conspiracy theory to me.

It's clear to me that the lady is jumping up and down, showing her team spirit, and her jumblies have simply been caught by the camera at the upper extent of their 'free travel'

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 08, 2013 09:34 AM (8sCoq)

151 Late hit personal foul on Matt Ryan.

Posted by: wierdflunkyonatablet at September 08, 2013 09:34 AM (tlhtD)

152 The elbows can also serve as a personal flotation device.

Posted by: no good deed at September 08, 2013 09:35 AM (WmLrU)

153 Mandy P.: Is there a Florida team that is worth a shit at all? I am so damn discouraged."

The Tampa Blue Rays are pretty good.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 08, 2013 09:35 AM (eHIJJ)

154 Great game management by Chicago. Halfway through the first quarter and 2 burned timeouts.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 09:35 AM (LI48c)

155 buzz, it keeps wanting me to download shit. not doing that. oh, well.

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 09:36 AM (8lmkt)

156 150 >I suspect that the elbows are implants kb, this sounds like conspiracy theory to me. It's clear to me that the lady is jumping up and down, showing her team spirit, and her jumblies have simply been caught by the camera at the upper extent of their 'free travel' Posted by: Jones in CO at September 08, 2013 01:34 PM (8sCoq) ##### Physics and boobiehs!!! Gifts from God!!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 08, 2013 09:36 AM (RXQ2T)

157 147 Is there a Florida team that is worth a shit at all? I am so damn discouraged. Yes, we played yesterday. Currently 2-0.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 08, 2013 09:37 AM (4p5/2)

158 That sucks Peaches it really shouldn't

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 09:37 AM (LI48c)

159 PHYSICS EXPLAINS BOOBEHS

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 08, 2013 09:38 AM (8sCoq)

160
I wanted to cheer for Dallas, but didn't measure up and was unable to make the cut.

Posted by: Kate Upton at September 08, 2013 09:38 AM (pJF+c)

161 Thanks to all those who commented on the RV question!!! Did not know about the charge per mile.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 08, 2013 09:38 AM (RXQ2T)

162 It's clear to me that the lady is jumping up and down, showing her team spirit, and her jumblies have simply been caught by the camera at the upper extent of their 'free travel'

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 08, 2013 01:34 PM (8sCoq)

_________________

Free travel? Just look at the Truss those Sweater Puppies are constrained in. There is NO movement possible in that top.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 08, 2013 09:38 AM (jucos)

163 3 safeties in one Sunday already? What's the record??

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 09:39 AM (fOFYL)

164 Haha, I see on Yahoo sports that the Pats are already 10-0 on the Bills. Haha!

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 09:39 AM (8lmkt)

165 160 I wanted to cheer for Dallas, but didn't measure up and was unable to make the cut. Posted by: Kate Upton at September 08, 2013 01:38 PM (pJF+c) ###### Bastards!! You can cheer on my team anytime . . . . or until Mrs. Athens finds out and then I am off to the Federal Witness Protection Program.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 08, 2013 09:41 AM (RXQ2T)

166

Sorry guys, but it looks as if I will never be a starter for Miami. For the third year in a row, I was cut in practice. My speed was exceptional, but the coach said I had bad hands. Well, fuck him and the other white bitches that unfairly judge Nubian princesses.

Posted by: Serena Williams at September 08, 2013 09:41 AM (pJF+c)

167 Peaches I love you to death but on football Sundays you areobnox. Kiss

Posted by: mpfs at September 08, 2013 09:42 AM (xKcE3)

168

164 get the rabbit tv thingie at walmart

its 10 bucks and lets you watch tv in other cities, you can catch all games that way

no downloads too

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 09:42 AM (1MCcX)

169 166 Sorry guys, but it looks as if I will never be a starter for Miami. For the third year in a row, I was cut in practice. My speed was exceptional, but the coach said I had bad hands. Well, fuck him and the other white bitches that unfairly judge Nubian princesses. Posted by: Serena Williams at September 08, 2013 01:41 PM (pJF+c) #### Racists!!!!!!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 08, 2013 09:42 AM (RXQ2T)

170

Posted by: Serena Williams at September 08, 2013 01:41 PM (pJF+c)

___________________

I've seen your footwork and believe that you could play on the O line.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 08, 2013 09:42 AM (jucos)

171 >Free travel? Just look at the Truss those Sweater Puppies are constrained in. There is NO movement possible in that top.

Nobody puts Boobies in a corner

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 08, 2013 09:43 AM (8sCoq)

172 Shit. Obnoxious. Shit, shit, shit.

Posted by: mpfs at September 08, 2013 09:43 AM (xKcE3)

173
When I posted my disappointment in being cut by Miami last year, an unsympathetic poster said I could easily balance a pair of martini's on my butt. That's a very racist and derogatory comment, and he can go stick it up his squeakhole.

Posted by: Serena Williams at September 08, 2013 09:45 AM (pJF+c)

174

hold up

cutler shaved his porn mustache

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 09:45 AM (1MCcX)

175 167 Peaches I love you to death but on football Sundays you areobnox.

Kiss

Posted by: mpfs at September 08, 2013 01:42 PM (xKcE3)

Can't expect anything else from a Pats fan. Almost as bad as a Jets fan. Or worse, a Bears fan.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 09:46 AM (LI48c)

176 173
When I posted my disappointment in being cut by Miami last year, an unsympathetic poster said I could easily balance a pair of martini's on my butt. That's a very racist and derogatory comment, and he can go stick it up his squeakhole.

Posted by: Serena Williams at September 08, 2013 01:45 PM (pJF+c)

Not to mention unconscionable alcohol abuse. I mean, those poor martinis.

Posted by: joncelli at September 08, 2013 09:46 AM (RD7QR)

177 Da Bears! Like the new State Farm ad.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at September 08, 2013 09:46 AM (5H6zj)

178

175 Or worse, a Bears fan.

HEY!!! i'm right here and I resemble that remark

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 09:47 AM (1MCcX)

179
To the prick who said I am five foot four inches tall, his mother wears combat boots and voted for Obama.

Posted by: Jimmy Johnson at September 08, 2013 09:47 AM (pJF+c)

180 NO FG ATL 10, NO 3

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 08, 2013 09:48 AM (8sCoq)

181
I am a big NFL fan, but have never laid any of the players. I'm also the most truthful person to ever comment on football.

Posted by: Condi Rice at September 08, 2013 09:49 AM (pJF+c)

182 Suh costing his team again lol

Posted by: The dude at September 08, 2013 09:49 AM (vJdyz)

183 Cheifs have it going. If they could find a receiver who knows how to get open to replace the "always been overrated" Bowe... Not sure, but it seems the year they drafted him they could have had the awesomeness that is Jordy Nelson.

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at September 08, 2013 09:50 AM (e0nsQ)

184
I could have been a great tight end, but the big boys wouldn't let me play because of my lisp. Or something.

Posted by: Barney Fag at September 08, 2013 09:50 AM (pJF+c)

185 > Suh costing his team again lol

Posted by: The dude at September 08, 2013 01:49 PM (vJdyz)

I read that he lectured his teammates on 'stupid penalties' earlier this week

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 08, 2013 09:51 AM (8sCoq)

186 Peaches I love you to death but on football Sundays you areobnox.

Kiss

Posted by: mpfs at September 08, 2013 01:42 PM (xKcE3)

haha, I knew exactly what you meant and that reminds me, I have to dig out my pats shirt and make sure it doesn't need ironing. who's your team, mpfs, I'm happy to give a huzzah once in a while if they do a good thing.

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 09:51 AM (8lmkt)

187 At least the Chefs shouldn't lose tothe Jags this year.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 09:53 AM (fOFYL)

188 Julio you asshole!

Posted by: wierdflunkyonatablet at September 08, 2013 09:54 AM (tlhtD)

189

I just love football Sunday with all the sweaty balls, touchdown boners, and the cheers.

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at September 08, 2013 09:54 AM (pJF+c)

190 AP off to another dominating start to the year. Beast. (And this just from following the games on Yahoo)

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 09:55 AM (fOFYL)

191 Peterson scores again!

Posted by: Hawkette at September 08, 2013 09:56 AM (i7KmQ)

192 Christian Ponder is back to zero Fantasy points.

Posted by: Gary Hogeboom at September 08, 2013 09:56 AM (0axsw)

193 I heard on the radio that Pouncey had to be carted off the field. Is that why Pittsburgh is playing so poorly right now?

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 09:56 AM (fOFYL)

194 TD NO

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 08, 2013 09:56 AM (8sCoq)

195 Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 01:55 PM (fOFYL) He's forever stuck with the Barry Sanders syndrome on what he could be if he was on an even decent team

Posted by: The dude at September 08, 2013 09:57 AM (vJdyz)

196 Bears are gonna lose to the Bungels, aren't they

Posted by: The dude at September 08, 2013 09:58 AM (vJdyz)

197 Or not

Posted by: The dude at September 08, 2013 09:59 AM (vJdyz)

198 PEANUT!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 09:59 AM (1MCcX)

199 >He's forever stuck with the Barry Sanders syndrome on what he could be if he was on an even decent team

would that he were a Bronco

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 08, 2013 09:59 AM (8sCoq)

200 He's forever stuck with the Barry Sanders syndrome on what he could be if he was on an even decent team Posted by: The dude at September 08, 2013 01:57 PM (vJdyz) --If Ponder does not improve in a big way this year (it's his third), time for the Vikes to get a new QB.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 10:01 AM (fOFYL)

201 --and speaking of Barry Sanders, we'll see if Steven Jackson gets his big shot at last.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 10:02 AM (fOFYL)

202 Holy shit, I want to see that Jordan Cameron TD!

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 10:03 AM (fOFYL)

203 Crap, looks like on Yahoo they took his TD away.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 10:04 AM (fOFYL)

204 And the curse of being a Browns QB continues.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 10:05 AM (LI48c)

205 Hey, my Raiders actually scored, then the defense actually stopped the colts, woohoo

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 08, 2013 10:07 AM (vgd4f)

206 Heh, laughing at all the Stevan Ridley fantasy owners.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 10:07 AM (fOFYL)

207 181 I am a big NFL fan, but have never laid any of the players. I'm also the most truthful person to ever comment on football. Posted by: Condi Rice at September 08, 2013 01:49 PM (pJF+c) ##### Not for lack of trying?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 08, 2013 10:07 AM (RXQ2T)

208 Bears secondary making Dalton look like Montana.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at September 08, 2013 10:07 AM (5H6zj)

209 40 Those cans are fake, fake, fake! I am going to start a breast purity drive and will be giving free inspections. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 08, 2013 12:58 PM (jucos) --- You're so giving.

Posted by: Gingy at September 08, 2013 10:09 AM (aH+zP)

210 Go Pack Go!! Although we'll probably be 0-3 before we get our shit together.

Posted by: Mr_Fastbucks at September 08, 2013 10:10 AM (b67KU)

211 --If Ponder does not improve in a big way this year (it's his third), time for the Vikes to get a new QB.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 02:01 PM (fOFYL)

Vikings send 2nd round pick to Seattle for Tavaris Jackson in 5...4...3...

Posted by: phreshone at September 08, 2013 10:10 AM (Pr6hk)

212 >> I suspect that the elbows are implants I have a knee implant. It's possible. *hugs Peaches*

Posted by: Dave in Texas at September 08, 2013 10:10 AM (pUqSw)

213 That cleavage on the cheerleader up top is just screaming EVINRUDE!!!

Posted by: EC at September 08, 2013 10:13 AM (doBIb)

214 Go Pack Go. Love pointy elbows. Thanks Dave in Texas. You always post some fine photos

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 08, 2013 10:13 AM (HVff2)

215 NO 13 ATL 10

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 08, 2013 10:17 AM (8sCoq)

216 Lions and Bears doing everything they can to lose

Posted by: The dude at September 08, 2013 10:18 AM (vJdyz)

217 Someone named Spiller better be damn careful not to fumble the football.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 10:19 AM (fOFYL)

218 Well, looks like Carolina's defense is as tough as advertised.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 10:21 AM (fOFYL)

219 Someone named Spiller better be damn careful not to fumble the football.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 02:19 PM (fOFYL)

___________________

Yeah. Football does have some funny names.

Posted by: Dick Butkis at September 08, 2013 10:21 AM (jucos)

220 Does Green Bay have Jordy back yet? Seems like they were missing another important Cogswell Cog against the Chiefs but can't remember who.

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at September 08, 2013 10:22 AM (M3APu)

221 Week 1 is easily the toughest to predict. Raise your hand if you though Tampa Bay, New England, and Indianapolis would all be struggling in the first half?

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 10:24 AM (fOFYL)

222 Nascar has a "team orders" controversy from last night's final race to make the Chase (ie Nascar's playoffs). Clint Bowyer spun out with 7 laps to go, and Brian Vickers drover about 30 mph off the pace, so their teammate Martin Truex could make the Chase. This happens in every form of motorsports with teams, which is most of them. It's supposed to be an individual sport, but teams have great efficiency since they can pool resources and invest in better, higher paid, engineering talent and better shop equipment. Nascar allows a max of 4 cars per team.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 08, 2013 10:27 AM (ZPrif)

223 TD Jordan Cameron! (Hope this one sticks)

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 10:28 AM (fOFYL)

224

HMMMM

so far, aj green had a wicked catch against tillman, burned Jennings for the other big one...if not for that it would be a blowout

no sacks on cutler and he's only been chased like 4 times

i'm amazed

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 10:30 AM (1MCcX)

225 Newman was winning the race, which would have put him in the Chase, when Bowyer's spotter told him on the radio and used some pretty obvious code words, Bowyer immediately spun out to bring the caution. Newman ended up falling out of the Chase on a tie-breaker. F1 has the same problem. It's really hard to prevent "team orders" and the incentive for teams to do it is high. For the last 10 races, only the 12 Chase drivers will get any media attention, since nobody else has a chance to win the Cup. Since Nascar's finances depend on sponsors getting media attention, it's hugely important to make the Chase.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 08, 2013 10:32 AM (ZPrif)

226

uggggh

if the titans win and da bears lose i'll have to get a hotel for the week

don't want to hear T's dumbass all week

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 10:32 AM (1MCcX)

227 I must say, people have been down on Buffalo's offense, but their defense is clearly up to this game.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 10:34 AM (fOFYL)

228 btw, if elected I will introduce a bill which says that during football games all women will dress like tampa bay cheerleaders, remain silent, and serve hotwings and tasty sammiches

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 10:35 AM (1MCcX)

229 Peaches has been quiet the last few minutes.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 10:36 AM (fOFYL)

230 btw, if elected I will introduce a bill which says that during football games all women will dress like tampa bay cheerleaders, *** Don't go screwing with their strongest asset

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 08, 2013 10:36 AM (DmNpO)

231 Bowyer was already locked in the Chase, and points are reset once the Chase starts, so it didn't matter where he finished that race. So he wrecked himself to help his teammate. Similarly Vickers was already locked out of the Chase, so finishing even worse doesn't really matter. Especially when your owner orders to slow down and let people pass you, if you want a job next year, you do what the owner says. The Richmond race has some of this every year since it's the last race before the Chase and the incentive to try some dirty pool is so high. Bowyer is a terrible liar, though. He made it too obvious and when the media asked him if he spun on purpose he looked like a teenager caught stealing a beer.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 08, 2013 10:37 AM (ZPrif)

232

229 Peaches has been quiet the last few minutes

she's been making tasty sammiches

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 10:37 AM (1MCcX)

233 If it wasn't for the KC/Jacksonville game, the first slate of games are giving something for everyone to watch.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2013 10:38 AM (APJIX)

234 she's been making tasty sammiches

Don't interrupt. She's pouring herself into a cheerleader outfit. Pics soon.

Well, that or about to huffily demand a Syrian foreign policy thread.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 08, 2013 10:41 AM (JNUY4)

235 Peaches has been quiet the last few minutes.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 02:36 PM (fOFYL)

Only because it's halftime and I'm checking the highlights of the other games. Plus, I was chastised . . .

In case you're wondering, the Pats are up 17-7 over the Bills. And my shirt is ready for deployment once the weather cools. I do have a new Boston (front) nothing is stronger than LOVE (back) t-shirt I got for my b'day, but even short sleeves are too much in our current heat snap.

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 10:42 AM (8lmkt)

236 "the Pats are up 17-7 over the Bills."

17-14

Posted by: lowandslow at September 08, 2013 10:43 AM (APJIX)

237 235 so where are the tasty sammiches?

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 10:43 AM (1MCcX)

238 Well, that or about to huffily demand a Syrian foreign policy thread.

whoa, hold on there, buddy, that is so not me. although i did contact both of my senators and my congresscritter by email this morning and tell 'em to vote against this shit sandwich.

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 10:44 AM (8lmkt)

239 I'm a bit annoyed that Brees has only garnered 12 FF points today.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 08, 2013 10:45 AM (DmNpO)

240 Impressed that Geno Smith threw 1st TD pass after 2 turnovers and sack, didn't go into a funk like Sanchez does

Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2013 10:51 AM (/9IC1)

241 So, what's up with the Squealers today? 2 points? What was that, some kind of pity points? Bwahahahaha!

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 10:52 AM (8lmkt)

242 241 T says it shows the power of the titans

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 10:53 AM (1MCcX)

243 OT, but turned to FNS and Rove is taking it to Juan. Good.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 08, 2013 10:53 AM (DmNpO)

244 241 So, what's up with the Squealers today? 2 points? What was that, some kind of pity points? Bwahahahaha!

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 02:52 PM (8lmkt)

Pretty much. The opening Kickoff the returner picked up the ball as it was just outside of the endzone and then kneeled down thinking it would be a touchback.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 10:53 AM (LI48c)

245 @41 buzzion...

Thanks for that link. The one I'd used was getting redirected to a similar site, but all the feeds seemed to need that ilivid crapware...

Posted by: Preznit Corleone at September 08, 2013 10:55 AM (dKrez)

246 >Rove is taking it to Juan.

NTTAWWT

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 08, 2013 10:56 AM (8sCoq)

247 You might say that plastic boobies are alright, but let one of them muthas stick you in the eye and you'll sing a different tune.

Posted by: Libra at September 08, 2013 10:59 AM (GblmV)

248 Now someone did tell the Bears Offensive Coordinator that in American football you only get 4 downs and not 5 like those Canadian fools right.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 10:59 AM (LI48c)

249 oops

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 10:59 AM (8lmkt)

250 241 So, what's up with the Squealers today? 2 points? What was that, some kind of pity points? Bwahahahaha! Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 02:52 PM (8lmkt) --I heard on the radio that their center had to be carted off in the first quarter. That's probably why.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 11:00 AM (fOFYL)

251 --I heard on the radio that their center had to be carted off in the first quarter. That's probably why.

What's this karma thing I'm hearing about?

Posted by: Pouncey wearing a free Hernandez shirt at September 08, 2013 11:02 AM (Aif/5)

252 Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 02:59 PM (LI48c) CFL has three downs

Posted by: The dude at September 08, 2013 11:02 AM (vJdyz)

253 248 Now someone did tell the Bears Offensive Coordinator that in American football you only get 4 downs and not 5 like those Canadian fools right. Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 02:59 PM (LI48c) --It's only three in Canada. But you do get an extra receiver.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 11:03 AM (fOFYL)

254 whoa, hold on there, buddy, that is so not me.

You know it occurs to me that a good football brawl could result in some interesting double-dawg-dareya foreign policy posts. Which would call for a lot of banning.

There's always a day of fasting if the Pats lose, so that angle's right out, Pope.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 08, 2013 11:04 AM (JNUY4)

255 Buffalo up over the Pats? Huh.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 08, 2013 11:09 AM (DmNpO)

256 anybody have experience with NFL Mobile? it came with my Verizon droid phone

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 08, 2013 11:09 AM (8sCoq)

257 have you Breaking Bad fans seen the BB Playset?

http://is.gd/CoKBdK

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 08, 2013 11:14 AM (8sCoq)

258
I'm sure Welker, Hernandez, or Gronk will come through.

Posted by: Levin at September 08, 2013 11:15 AM (cQ4Va)

259 I'm sure Welker, Hernandez, or Gronk will come through. Posted by: Levin at September 08, 2013 03:15 PM (cQ4Va) Wes Wekler and Gonk are gone.

Posted by: Menino at September 08, 2013 11:17 AM (fOFYL)

260 Think that was a joke

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at September 08, 2013 11:18 AM (5H6zj)

261 And now the Raiduhs are up on the Colts.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 11:18 AM (fOFYL)

262 Wes Wekler and Gonk are gone. *** They are all gone

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 08, 2013 11:18 AM (DmNpO)

263 260 Think that was a joke Posted by: Y-not on the phone at September 08, 2013 03:18 PM (5H6zj) --I know it was. I just wanted an excuse to suckpuppet Mumbles again. :-)

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 11:19 AM (fOFYL)

264 have you Breaking Bad fans seen the BB Playset?

I saw the first picture in that article on the Chive recently but I didn't realize it was an actual set.

Posted by: Adam at September 08, 2013 11:21 AM (Aif/5)

265 there's my boy jay

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 11:21 AM (1MCcX)

266 Gronk is on the roster. That pussy Welker is playing for Denver. Hernandez is indisposed, likely forever.

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 11:24 AM (8lmkt)

267 Here I am with Brees on my team and the Bucs are far and away my biggest scorer.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 08, 2013 11:25 AM (DmNpO)

268 266 Gronk is on the roster. That pussy Welker is playing for Denver. Hernandez is indisposed, likely forever.

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 03:24 PM (8lmkt)

But Gronk is injured and not playing

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 11:26 AM (LI48c)

269 thank you football gods

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 11:26 AM (1MCcX)

270 oh, fuck me, the Pats were just on the fuckin' goal line and the Bills stopped 'em? wtf????

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 11:27 AM (8lmkt)

271 270 if hernandez was playing he'd be killing it

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 11:28 AM (1MCcX)

272 270 oh, fuck me, the Pats were just on the fuckin' goal line and the Bills stopped 'em? wtf???? Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 03:27 PM (8lmkt) --Bills offense is a work in progress, but their D is underrated. They made Fitz look good when he was winning.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 11:28 AM (fOFYL)

273

shit!!!!!!!!!

cutler aired it and hit!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 11:28 AM (1MCcX)

274 Oakland is winning?

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 11:30 AM (1MCcX)

275 Damn, 3 TDs for AP now.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 11:31 AM (fOFYL)

276 I guess so, logprof. Would kill to be able to watch the game. Still a whole quarter left, hopefully the Pats'll get 'er done. But, yeah, that's a pretty good D to stop them like that in the red.

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 11:31 AM (8lmkt)

277 Jacksonville is making the Chiefs look like the '89 Niners.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 11:32 AM (fOFYL)

278 Peaches, is Zach Sudfield out of the game? He does not show up on the box scores.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 11:35 AM (fOFYL)

279 Jacksonville is making the Chiefs look like the '89 Niners. *** Is it playing nationally or just here locally?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 08, 2013 11:35 AM (DmNpO)

280 Is it playing nationally or just here locally? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 08, 2013 03:35 PM (DmNpO) --I'm just following on Yahoo.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 11:36 AM (fOFYL)

281 Bears got the ball again, NCJ. This could happen!

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 11:36 AM (8lmkt)

282 TOUCHDOWN!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 11:39 AM (1MCcX)

283 I dunno, logprof. It doesn't look like he's playing, but I'm not seeing that he's off the roster for any reason. I'm just watching the scores on yahoo, a quick check of the Pats site does not show him for a game after 8/29, but I don't know if it's updated in real time.

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 11:40 AM (8lmkt)

284

these rookies long and mills are the real deal

they held the right side of the blitz down hard

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 11:41 AM (1MCcX)

285 283 I dunno, logprof. It doesn't look like he's playing, but I'm not seeing that he's off the roster for any reason. I'm just watching the scores on yahoo, a quick check of the Pats site does not show him for a game after 8/29, but I don't know if it's updated in real time. Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 03:40 PM (8lmkt) --He was supposed to be playing Aaronthal's previous role in the offense, so I'm stunned that he's not on the stat line yet --and I am starting him at TE.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 11:41 AM (fOFYL)

286 Srsly, Pats? A fuckin' field goal?

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 11:41 AM (8lmkt)

287

peaches, did you see my post about the rabbit tv?

I plug it in and I can watch any US channel

its $10 at wallyworld

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 11:42 AM (1MCcX)

288 peaches, did you see my post about the rabbit tv?
I plug it in and I can watch any US channel
its $10 at wallyworld

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 03:42 PM (1MCcX)

those things don't tend to work for me, joe, because I am in the rear, lower apt with other apt buildings all around. this is why the cable guy gifted me the basic antenna service over 2 years ago, the digital converter dealie wouldn't work here.

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 11:46 AM (8lmkt)

289

did you guys see the state farm commercial where theyre cooking brats on the plane?

come on damn it

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 11:48 AM (1MCcX)

290 oh, hold up, joe. just checking the website, it may be worth a try. i'd rather watch my tv than my computer, but to get my boyz anytime they play would be heaven. hmmmmm . . . maybe i will order one. Thanks!!!

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 11:49 AM (8lmkt)

291 first down and its over!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 11:51 AM (1MCcX)

292

whoa!!!!

the girl is breaking out the brats!!

yes!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 11:52 AM (1MCcX)

293

that's it!!!!

stupid penalty lost the game!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 11:54 AM (1MCcX)

294 Ah, I see Jerricho Cotchery is still in the league, pilfering fantasy touchdowns.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 11:55 AM (fOFYL)

295 The Jest might just win this!

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 11:56 AM (fOFYL)

296

BEARS WIN!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 11:56 AM (1MCcX)

297 Michael Vick.

That has sucked all of my spirit for football. Ugh.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 08, 2013 11:58 AM (GrtrJ)

298

pats game is on

whoa

pats are down?

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 11:59 AM (1MCcX)

299 Sudfeld hasn't caught anything yet.

Posted by: Gary Hogeboom at September 08, 2013 12:04 PM (0axsw)

300 Damn, even if it's a losing effort Jordan Cameron is having a hell of a debut in the NFL. Next Ozzie Newsome for the Browns?

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 12:05 PM (fOFYL)

301 Fox showing Jets v Tampa instead of Pats v Bills. Scrape the bottom of that barrel, guys.

Posted by: Y-not at September 08, 2013 12:07 PM (5H6zj)

302 302 tampa cheerleaders for the win!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 12:07 PM (1MCcX)

303 301 My otherwise great fantasy week is being killed by my receiving corp of Roddey White and Dwayne Bowe. Total points between them.............4. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 08, 2013 04:06 PM (OWjjx) --Those may be the biggest busts of the week, except Calvin Johnson. Sudfeld may be in the Top 10 as well.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 12:08 PM (fOFYL)

304 302 Fox showing Jets v Tampa instead of Pats v Bills. Scrape the bottom of that barrel, guys.

Posted by: Y-not at September 08, 2013 04:07 PM (5H6zj)

Would be kind of hard for them to show Pats Bills, since its a CBS game.

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 12:09 PM (LI48c)

305 and the celebration brats are done

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 12:09 PM (1MCcX)

306 Come on, a garbage TD for Cameron!

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 12:09 PM (fOFYL)

307 oh. did I mention BEARS WIN!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 12:10 PM (1MCcX)

308 Andy Reid's Chiefs debut: KC 28 Jax 2. Feels good to be 1-0, even if due to a lousy(er) opponent.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 12:11 PM (fOFYL)

309 If you're in a PPR fantasy league, Jordan Cameron has just surpassed Brandon Marshall in points.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 12:12 PM (fOFYL)

310 313 he lost his porn mustache

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 12:13 PM (1MCcX)

311 Like buttah!!!! Pats Rule!!!! doin' the snoopy dance . . .

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 12:13 PM (8lmkt)

312 Would be kind of hard for them to show Pats Bills, since its a CBS game. --- Don't confuse things with facts, dammitt!

Posted by: Y-not at September 08, 2013 12:14 PM (5H6zj)

313 Well, the Bills gave them a run and, more importantly, Manuel wasn't a complete disaster as a FFL QB.

Posted by: Y-not at September 08, 2013 12:16 PM (5H6zj)

314 10 straight wins on opening day and I got to watch the end of it, most of it on the phone with the dadster. I knew the second that raider crap was over, we'd get the feed.

YAY!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 12:16 PM (8lmkt)

315 Fox showing Jets v Tampa instead of Pats v Bills. Scrape the bottom of that barrel, guys. *** CBS aired the last minute or two

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 08, 2013 12:16 PM (DmNpO)

316 301 I have White and Bowe also, but I wouldn't start Bowe for anything.

Posted by: Gary Hogeboom at September 08, 2013 12:17 PM (0axsw)

317 Damnit TB!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 08, 2013 12:21 PM (DmNpO)

318 And the Jest win.

Posted by: Gary Hogeboom at September 08, 2013 12:21 PM (0axsw)

319 Stupid personal foul by TB player to put Jets in FG range. Meanwhile, the Jets cheerleaders have some really bad unis.

Posted by: Y-not at September 08, 2013 12:21 PM (5H6zj)

320 Haha Tampa Bay.

Posted by: Adam at September 08, 2013 12:22 PM (Aif/5)

321 Bills almost win, and now the Jest win.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 12:22 PM (fOFYL)

322 LMAO at Tampa.

Posted by: Y-not at September 08, 2013 12:23 PM (5H6zj)

323 That was a nice attempt on TB's last run.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 08, 2013 12:24 PM (DmNpO)

324 JETS are 1.000!!!!! Whooooooooo!!!!!!

Posted by: mugiwara at September 08, 2013 12:24 PM (hpYnL)

325 And there's Troy and Joe

Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2013 12:26 PM (LI48c)

326 oh, lookie here, Niners and Green Bay. I love me a good grudge match. Plus, very interested to see how Kaepernick sorts out in a full season. Is there anything better than the first Sunday of football and it's hot and pantsless and there's beer and, dang, I haven't even thought about Jason Aldean in a week here!

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 12:28 PM (8lmkt)

327 Gt'thes whoos announcing the San Francisco Game?

Posted by: Gary Hogeboom at September 08, 2013 12:32 PM (0axsw)

328

331 brats

you forgot grilled brats

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 08, 2013 12:34 PM (1MCcX)

329 Come on Earthquake.

Posted by: Gary Hogeboom at September 08, 2013 12:35 PM (0axsw)

330 Crap, Dwayne Allen got injured and it seems serious. I might have to rummage through the remainder bin for a TE next week.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 12:35 PM (fOFYL)

331 Despite being a born and bred Redskins fan, I actually like Aikman as an announcer. Can't stand Buck though.

Posted by: Y-not at September 08, 2013 12:35 PM (5H6zj)

332 no brats, no grill, no pants, no service.

congrats on the Bears win! that is sweet and, as you know, I have a soft spot for da Bears.

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 12:36 PM (8lmkt)

333 Kellen Winslow?

Posted by: Gary Hogeboom at September 08, 2013 12:36 PM (0axsw)

334 logprof, Do you have a spare QB?

Posted by: Y-not at September 08, 2013 12:37 PM (5H6zj)

335 Crap, if Matt Ryan had such a lousy game against the Saints D, I think I need to be worried about one off my teams.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 12:37 PM (fOFYL)

336 I'm just glad the devil, I mean Tim McCarver doesn't do analysis for football.

Posted by: wierdflunkyonatablet at September 08, 2013 12:37 PM (tlhtD)

337 339 logprof, Do you have a spare QB? Posted by: Y-not at September 08, 2013 04:37 PM (5H6zj) --You mean in the Moron League? Um, yeah, Brandon Weeden.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 12:38 PM (fOFYL)

338 Never mind, logprof. Must be a different league.

Posted by: Y-not at September 08, 2013 12:39 PM (5H6zj)

339 OK... that's you, logprof. Manuel managed to get 20 this week.

Posted by: Y-not at September 08, 2013 12:39 PM (5H6zj)

340 343 Never mind, logprof. Must be a different league. Posted by: Y-not at September 08, 2013 04:39 PM (5H6zj) --I'm in CDR M's Moron ESPN league that has a ridiculous 20 teams. That's why Allen is my TE and Weeden is my backup QB.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 12:39 PM (fOFYL)

341 Trying to upgrade my QB but may just have to ride this buffalo all season.

Posted by: Y-not at September 08, 2013 12:40 PM (5H6zj)

342 20 team league? That's brutal.

Posted by: Gary Hogeboom at September 08, 2013 12:40 PM (0axsw)

343 --I'm in CDR M's Moron ESPN league that has a ridiculous 20 teams. That's why Allen is my TE and Weeden is my backup QB. -- Yeah, I realize beggars can't be choosers, but too many friggin' teams and too small rosters.

Posted by: Y-not at September 08, 2013 12:41 PM (5H6zj)

344 That's what we get for our Premium Subscription. ;-)

Posted by: Y-not at September 08, 2013 12:41 PM (5H6zj)

345 Geno Smith is the Anti-Sanchez!

Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2013 12:42 PM (/9IC1)

346 350 Geno Smith is the Anti-Sanchez! Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2013 04:42 PM (/9IC1) --Smith and Manuel book looked pretty good in their NFL debuts. They may not have RG III/Luck/Wilson seasons, but still decent.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 12:47 PM (fOFYL)

347 Someone let one go in San Francisco.

Posted by: Gary Hogeboom at September 08, 2013 12:50 PM (0axsw)

348 351 350 Geno Smith is the Anti-Sanchez!

Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2013 04:42 PM (/9IC1)

--Smith and Manuel book looked pretty good in their NFL debuts. They may not have RG III/Luck/Wilson seasons, but still decent. Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 04:47 PM

If Rex starts Capt Buttfumble when his arm heals, he'll need to enter the Witness Protection Program

Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2013 12:56 PM (/9IC1)

349 >> Despite being a born and bred Redskins fan, I actually like Aikman as an announcer. You can't not like Aikman.. he's just likeable.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at September 08, 2013 12:57 PM (pUqSw)

350 sure, teh Niners scored, but the Pack was *decisive* . . . Go Pack!

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 01:00 PM (8lmkt)

351 I don't like Aikman. He has a wierd last name and a ghey first name.

Posted by: Ronster at September 08, 2013 01:08 PM (sSxNz)

352 Joe Buck. Now, that's a real name.

Posted by: Ronster at September 08, 2013 01:12 PM (sSxNz)

353 chippy out there

Posted by: Y-not at September 08, 2013 01:19 PM (5H6zj)

354 Oh shit, and I just found out the Gaytors lost yesterday. Not a bad football weekend.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 01:20 PM (fOFYL)

355 Clay Matthews should be tossed.

Posted by: Y-not at September 08, 2013 01:20 PM (5H6zj)

356 This is a great, smashmouth game. I would totally do secks to Clay Matthews. (sorry, Y-not!)

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 01:23 PM (8lmkt)

357 I may be pretty but not to smart.

Posted by: Clay Matthews at September 08, 2013 01:23 PM (Aif/5)

358 bump this turd thread plz or put up a nood one

Posted by: occam at September 08, 2013 01:25 PM (0ejlr)

359 I forgive you, Peaches. Sadly for you, the Niners are going to stomp on his ballz.

Posted by: Y-not at September 08, 2013 01:27 PM (5H6zj)

360 Y-not, to me, this is the Game to Watch this week. I'm on tenterhooks to see if CK is the real deal. I think he might be, but I've been fooled before (cf, Sanchez rookie season). It's a fun game to watch. I am drinking like a sailor on leave.

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 01:34 PM (8lmkt)

361 There are two threads newer than this.

Posted by: Gary Hogeboom at September 08, 2013 01:34 PM (0axsw)

362 365 Y-not, to me, this is the Game to Watch this week. I'm on tenterhooks to see if CK is the real deal. -- I'm on pins and needles waiting for the Redskins game. I get a bad hit off of Kaepernick. Seems like a thug. Talented, undoubtedly, but I wonder about his character. Of course my heart belongs to RGIII!

Posted by: Y-not at September 08, 2013 01:37 PM (5H6zj)

363 I get a bad hit off of Kaepernick. Seems like a thug. Talented, undoubtedly, but I wonder about his character. *** WHy? The tats?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 08, 2013 01:39 PM (DmNpO)

364

There are two threads newer than this.

Do they have cheerleader pics? Because that's what I'm here for. That, and to make fun of the Cowboys.

Posted by: Ronster at September 08, 2013 01:40 PM (sSxNz)

365 wow, talk about your epic fail . . .

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 01:41 PM (8lmkt)

366 I get a bad hit off of Kaepernick. Seems like a thug. Talented, undoubtedly, but I wonder about his character.

you know the tats are all bible verses, right?

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 01:42 PM (8lmkt)

367 nood cac

Posted by: soothie at September 08, 2013 01:47 PM (0ejlr)

368 I'll stick with football

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 08, 2013 01:47 PM (DmNpO)

369 I hope Giants-Cowboys is better for my teams than these games are. . . .

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 01:49 PM (fOFYL)

370 believe me now, hear me latah... cac's thread *will* be a football thread

Posted by: soothie, hans, and franz at September 08, 2013 01:51 PM (0ejlr)

371 Me, too, Niedermeyer.

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 01:52 PM (8lmkt)

372 Gaming, global worming, CAC thread? I call it culling the herd. Where teh fat boyz at?

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 01:54 PM (8lmkt)

373 I am going to leave football for a few minutes to watch Rand on FNS

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 08, 2013 02:03 PM (DmNpO)

374 Bears beat the Bengals today, when does NCJ predict a Bears SB championship?

Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2013 02:15 PM (/9IC1)

375 second look at Clay Matthews, you guys?

Posted by: Peaches at September 08, 2013 02:56 PM (8lmkt)

376 Wait, so the 49ers got a phantom third down due to officials' error and scored off it? Holy shit, that sounds worse than the Fail Mary from last year.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2013 04:33 PM (fOFYL)

377 DiT, there are at least a dozen teams that would trade even for Romo, including the Texans. They'd probably throw in some draft picks.

Posted by: Frankly at September 08, 2013 05:35 PM (BYyoM)

378 football is fubar, might as well hang flags off their asses

Posted by: Vikings fan at September 08, 2013 05:39 PM (i9tfZ)

379 Where's Faith Hill when we really need her? I'd never seen Carrie Underwood perform, so I didn't realize that she makes up for her lack of musical ability by not being particularly fun to look at either.

Posted by: CeeBeeBee at September 08, 2013 05:47 PM (kIkMu)

380 Romo hating Cowboys fans are to Real Cowboys fans as Joe Scarborough is to real conservatives.

Posted by: trey at September 08, 2013 09:05 PM (duQHU)

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