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September 05, 2013

NFL Season Starts Tonight
— Dave in Texas

Super Bowl champs Baltimore Ravens at the Denver Broncos tonight at 8:30 EDT. Nice season opening rematch, the Ravens knocked on the Broncos in a wild double overtime game (a euphemism for a Denver choke job).

Incidentally there's a 5'5" return speedster for the Broncos - former LSU track star Trindon Holliday who set a couple records in that playoff game last year, for yardage and two returns for TDs, a kickoff (104 yards) and a punt (90 yards). But his effort was pretty much eclipsed by Denver's *cough*Manning's*cough* flameout and the loss.

Still, he's back so probably worth waiting to hit the fridge when the Ravens kick to see what he does first. (He fumbled a lot last year too).

Also don't forget your picks, pickers. It's on.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 04:20 PM | Comments (363)
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1 Not enough pointy elbows!

Posted by: EC at September 05, 2013 04:21 PM (doBIb)

Figures. All trannies for the first NFL thread.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at September 05, 2013 04:23 PM (h5Al0)

3 [Trannies = Boners]

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at September 05, 2013 04:23 PM (h5Al0)

Centre hottie seems to have the reverse pointy elbow.

Entrancing.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at September 05, 2013 04:25 PM (h5Al0)

5 Unfortunately, the wife does not know any of those pointy elbowed ladies.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 05, 2013 04:25 PM (GEICT)

6 Ugh, Bob Costas.

Posted by: mare at September 05, 2013 04:25 PM (A98Xu)

7 Wish Time Warner would carry an NBC channel in HD, this sd shit is shitty

Posted by: The dude at September 05, 2013 04:26 PM (vJdyz)

8 No one was ever murdered before guns.

Posted by: Bob Costas at September 05, 2013 04:26 PM (Aif/5)

9 Brunettes>Blondes

Posted by: The dude at September 05, 2013 04:26 PM (vJdyz)

10 5 Unfortunately, the wife does not know any of those pointy elbowed ladies. Would you like to?

Posted by: EC at September 05, 2013 04:27 PM (doBIb)

11 Girl on the left has a killer stomach though

Posted by: The dude at September 05, 2013 04:27 PM (vJdyz)

12 if Obama wants to overthrow someone he should send Tony Romo to Syria

Posted by: Jose at September 05, 2013 04:27 PM (zc/sw)

13 11 Girl on the left has a killer stomach though They all look pretty tight.

Posted by: EC at September 05, 2013 04:28 PM (doBIb)

14 I bet them elbows are sharper than Ray Lewis' knife

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at September 05, 2013 04:29 PM (Pr6hk)

15 Microsoft loves them some Jay Cutler http://tinyurl.com/mw6ssco

Posted by: The dude at September 05, 2013 04:31 PM (vJdyz)

16 Would you like to? Posted by: EC at September 05, 2013 08:27 PM (doBIb) Of course. Lol. One of our friends is a big fantasy football junkie. One of her team names: TeamCleatsandCleavage. God Bless her surgeon.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 05, 2013 04:31 PM (GEICT)

17 How is Gaycrest the emcee?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2013 04:31 PM (Y92Nd)

18 As I said before, today is one of the best days of the year: I'm pumped for the new academic year, yet not doing any heavy duty lecturing; throngs of hot babes in short shorts all over campus; no meetings tomorrow so I can booze it up; and . . . oh yeah, FOOTBALL!

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 04:31 PM (bufJH)

19 Remember when they actually just used to play a game and saved all the over the top bs theatrics for the Super Bowl?

Posted by: brak at September 05, 2013 04:32 PM (RBQss)

20 Ryan Seacrest? Fail!

Posted by: CDR M at September 05, 2013 04:33 PM (OJvfL)

21 Uhhh...

Guess you just don't like boobs, huh, Sally?

Posted by: A Disappointed Reader Who Will Never Read Dave's Football Threads Again at September 05, 2013 04:33 PM (/IWYB)

22 Did you guys just see Ray Lewis!? He's so smart, funny and clever!

Posted by: Dan Patrick at September 05, 2013 04:33 PM (Aif/5)

23 Final Countdown? It's the first game.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2013 04:33 PM (Y92Nd)

24 What are we, The Amish here?

They're almost in parkas.

Posted by: A Disappointed Reader Who Was Looking For Some Cleavage Of Either the Breast or Buttocks Variety at September 05, 2013 04:34 PM (/IWYB)

25 so I can booze it up; and . . . oh yeah, FOOTBALL!

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 08:31 PM (bufJH)

learn from my example

Posted by: Humbert Humbert at September 05, 2013 04:34 PM (omBWL)

Ryan Seacrest?? switches back to East Carolina/Florida Atlantic game

Posted by: puddleglum at September 05, 2013 04:34 PM (Rssi9)

27 Posted by: A Disappointed Reader Who Was Looking For Some Cleavage Of Either the Breast or Buttocks Variety at September 05, 2013 08:34 PM (/IWYB) True, I have posted skimpier in the gaming thread

Posted by: The dude at September 05, 2013 04:34 PM (vJdyz)

28 learn from my example

Posted by: Humbert Humbert at September 05, 2013 08:34 PM (omBWL)

--Best not to. Happily married.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 04:35 PM (bufJH)

29 http://www.flickr.com/photos/nflravens/8567789498/

Posted by: A Disappointed Reader Who Is Staging His Own Spontaneous Protest That Might Erupt Into Violence at September 05, 2013 04:35 PM (/IWYB)

30 Oh yea, I had forgotten about Bob Costas. What a loathsome little twat.

Posted by: puddleglum at September 05, 2013 04:36 PM (Rssi9)

31 30 Oh yea, I had forgotten about Bob Costas. What a loathsome little twat.

Posted by: puddleglum at September 05, 2013 08:36 PM (Rssi9)

--I'm glad I'm just listening on the radio.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 04:37 PM (bufJH)

32 Ravens -- Mile High is still tainted from Obama. The curse will not be lifted until two CO Dems are recalled.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2013 04:37 PM (Y92Nd)

33 Damn! Missed the deadline even tho there's a friggin' delay.

Posted by: Y-not at September 05, 2013 04:37 PM (5H6zj)

34 12 Lol

Posted by: Tuna at September 05, 2013 04:39 PM (M/TDA)

35
I'm Baaaaaaack!

Posted by: Foooooootball at September 05, 2013 04:39 PM (lnFK0)

36 If all I was into was flat stomachs I'd just masturbate on my sleeping nephew again.

Posted by: A Disappointed Reader Who's Totally Just Joking About That at September 05, 2013 04:40 PM (/IWYB)

37 Crap, weather delay.

Either there is no god, or he fucking hates me.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 04:40 PM (bufJH)

38 Gotta root for the Broncos, kind of our local team here in Utah. Also, the Ravens nauseate me, especially now with the Obamacare shilling stuff. But worried about Broncos' running back situation based on what I saw in preseason.

Posted by: Y-not at September 05, 2013 04:40 PM (5H6zj)

39 God is weeping for TD Jesus, too.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2013 04:41 PM (Y92Nd)

Da BEARS

15-1

SUPERBOWL CHAMPS!!!

btw, the brunette in the second row? horseface

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 04:43 PM (1MCcX)

41 The Football Gods are angry.

Posted by: Craig Poe at September 05, 2013 04:43 PM (BVkEs)

42 A delay?

Who the fuck do they think they are...

...me?

Posted by: SCOAMF at September 05, 2013 04:43 PM (7ftrD)

43 Bocephus > Ryan Seacrest + Bobo Costas

big sigh.

Posted by: Fritz at September 05, 2013 04:43 PM (KIHQS)

44

That picture reminds me of when the NFL does that stupid pink crap which I wish they would get over with already, OTOH boobs and elbows and hip hugging stretchy pants.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 05, 2013 04:44 PM (lnFK0)

45 Rock hard abs, and rock hard thighs might get you-- my rock hard surprise !

Posted by: Chelsea Confucid at September 05, 2013 04:44 PM (r2PLg)

rain delay in football?

pussies

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 04:44 PM (1MCcX)

47 Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 08:43 PM (1MCcX) how can someone win the Superbowl with only winning 15 games

Posted by: The dude at September 05, 2013 04:44 PM (vJdyz)

48 Da Bears, 15-1. Bwahahaha.

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at September 05, 2013 04:44 PM (Aif/5)

49 Even Microsoft knows that Cutler is gonna spend a ton of time on his back

Posted by: The dude at September 05, 2013 04:46 PM (vJdyz)

50 Since there is a lightning delay.
O/T. Been busy all day, not sure if this has been mentioned. Baldwin going to MSNBC.
http://www.imdb.com/news/ni56142910/?ref_=hm_nw_tp_t5

Posted by: never enough caffiene at September 05, 2013 04:46 PM (GfBk2)

51 38 Gotta root for the Broncos, kind of our local team here in Utah. Also, the Ravens nauseate me, especially now with the Obamacare shilling stuff.

But worried about Broncos' running back situation based on what I saw in preseason.

Posted by: Y-not at September 05, 2013 08:40 PM (5H6zj)

--Chiefs fan here. Go Ravens. Fuck the Broncos.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 04:46 PM (bufJH)

52 They can't be holding without Ray Lewis.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2013 04:47 PM (Y92Nd)

53 Well, it looks like football may occur later. Moar pointies plz!

Posted by: Gmac - Pondering the coming implosion at September 05, 2013 04:48 PM (IanLz)

okay girly-boys, put your money where your pie holes are

I will bet you DaveinTexas' house that Da BEARS!!! win the superbowl this season

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 04:49 PM (1MCcX)

55 The Eagles fight in practice between Cooper and Williams (a black DB) was, according to the Eagles organization, *nothing* at all to do with the racial slur. Uh huh.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 04:49 PM (bufJH)

56 Isn't that just an outhouse?

Posted by: CDR M at September 05, 2013 04:49 PM (OJvfL)

57 52 did the prison bus drop off ray lewis yet?

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 04:50 PM (1MCcX)

58 Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 08:49 PM (1MCcX) And I'll bet you a month of belly button lint

Posted by: The dude at September 05, 2013 04:50 PM (vJdyz)

59 56 ha

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 04:50 PM (1MCcX)

60 We had a big lighting storm last night. Colorado is getting our rain, I guess.

Posted by: Y-not at September 05, 2013 04:50 PM (5H6zj)

61 This is exciting.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 05, 2013 04:50 PM (udFcF)

62 Sorry, you can't lay last year's playoff loss solely at the feet of Manning. You can lay a lot of it, but Champ Bailey deserves as much, if not more, of the blame. It was a team loss but defined by both players.

Posted by: ken at September 05, 2013 04:51 PM (ng9uL)

Bocephus > Ryan Seacrest + Bobo Costas

Without question. http://tinyurl.com/2nqgrw

Posted by: puddleglum at September 05, 2013 04:51 PM (Rssi9)

64 Hope someone breaks Manning's neck

Posted by: The dude at September 05, 2013 04:52 PM (vJdyz)

65 Well y'all. Somebody has to say it. The Broncos are going to the Super Bowl. (sung to the tune of "The Broncos Are Going To The Super Bowl")

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 05, 2013 04:52 PM (pxDth)

really? hyping joe flacco?

oh sweet hell

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 04:53 PM (1MCcX)

67 62 Sorry, you can't lay last year's playoff loss solely at the feet of Manning. You can lay a lot of it, but Champ Bailey deserves as much, if not more, of the blame. It was a team loss but defined by both players.

Posted by: ken at September 05, 2013 08:51 PM (ng9uL)

--I put it on Fox. You have fucking Peyton Manning and 2 timeouts, and you are going to take your chances in overtime? Jason Garrett was laughing at that stupid call.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 04:53 PM (bufJH)

68 US gives up on UNSC in Syria crisis, blames Russia As leaders hold G20 summit, US ambassador to UN slams UN Security Council for lack of cooperation, accuses Russia of holding council hostage; EU divided over Syria Reuters Published: 09.06.13, 00:22 / Israel News The United States declared on Thursday that it has given up trying to work with the UN Security Council on Syria, accusing Russia of holding the council hostage and allowing Moscow's allies in Syria to deploy poison gas against innocent children. US Ambassador to the United Nations Samantha Power's remarks left no doubt that Washington would not seek UN approval for a military strike on Syria in response to an August 21 chemical attack near Damascus. She said a draft resolution Britain submitted to the five permanent council members last week calling for a response to that attack was effectively dead. Hum? He and she who liveth by the UN, also fail and dieth by the UN. Karma is a bitch ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2013 04:53 PM (jE38p)

65 The Broncos are going to the Super Bowl.

Da Bears would beat them by at least 4 TDs

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 04:54 PM (1MCcX)

70 Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 08:53 PM (1MCcX) Rather have Flacco than Cutler

Posted by: The dude at September 05, 2013 04:54 PM (vJdyz)

71 really? hyping joe flacco?

oh sweet hell

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 08:53 PM (1MCcX)

--Look at his playoff record. Pretty damn impressive. OTOH, he's a blah fantasy QB.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 04:54 PM (bufJH)

72 Hope someone breaks Manning's neck

yeesh.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 05, 2013 04:54 PM (lnFK0)

73 Rather have Flacco than Cutler Posted by: The dude at September 05, 2013 08:54 PM (vJdyz) Mark Sanchez for sale, Get ya Mark Sanchez here. Sanchez for sale

Posted by: NY Jets at September 05, 2013 04:56 PM (jE38p)

74 Nice symmetry: The last NFL game had a stoppage, and now the following one has a delay.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 04:56 PM (bufJH)

70 flacco rode the ray lewis train

cutler is an elite QB with a horrible line

now that the right side of the line is fixed...HISTORY

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 04:56 PM (1MCcX)

76 What's going on in Denver? They are holding up the game for rain?

Posted by: NY Jets at September 05, 2013 04:56 PM (jE38p)

77 I put it on Fox. You have fucking Peyton Manning and 2 timeouts, and you are going to take your chances in overtime? ---- ^This

Posted by: Y-not at September 05, 2013 04:56 PM (5H6zj)

78 Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 08:56 PM (1MCcX) Elite.....lol

Posted by: The dude at September 05, 2013 04:57 PM (vJdyz)

79 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2013 04:57 PM (jE38p)

80 I missed the flurry of posts this afternoon so I will just interject here that the only thing that Barry could 'dominate' is a corndog.

and I'm still unpersoned.

Posted by: toby928 of the banned at September 05, 2013 04:57 PM (UJKmw)

81 So it's sharp bellybutton time now?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 05, 2013 04:58 PM (eHIJJ)

78 I know

I was laughing as I typed it

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 04:58 PM (1MCcX)

83 Now they delay football for a little rain? Pussies. Fat Cheer-da-Leaders too. I am uncomfortable and need Ice Cream. I have to work tomorrow. This thread doesn't interest me because I am a REDSKIN FAN! Can we talk about something else?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 05, 2013 04:58 PM (jucos)

84 75
70 flacco rode the ray lewis train
cutler is an elite QB with a horrible line

now that the right side of the line is fixed...HISTORY

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 08:56 PM (1MCcX)

--Ray Lewis was out for a lot of last season. Flacco won plenty of key games without him.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 04:58 PM (bufJH)

85 76 What's going on in Denver? They are holding up the game for rain?

Posted by: NY Jets at September 05, 2013 08:56 PM (jE38p)

--Lightning. A lot of games are played in rain, but if the NWS says lightning is a risk, game is stopped/delayed.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 04:59 PM (bufJH)

86 80 To borrow a Lisa Lampanelli joke, he could sit on a popsicle and tell you the flavor.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2013 04:59 PM (Y92Nd)

87 Packers are gonna win the Lombardi. As long as the D doesn't suck again

Posted by: The dude at September 05, 2013 04:59 PM (vJdyz)

88 SCORING UPDATE

Global Warming 17

The Folly of Man 0

Posted by: ace at September 05, 2013 04:59 PM (/IWYB)

80 and I'm still unpersoned

toby is banned?

NO TOBY, NO PEACE

NO TOBY, NO Pea.....

oh wait

hey wait, I can still post, oh well, sucks to be toby

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 05:00 PM (1MCcX)

90 Sharp Elbow Season is now open!

Echhh, this game is on NBC. I wonder if Bob Costas will try to sell viewers on bombing Syria for his halftime sermon

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 05:00 PM (/9IC1)

91 The Broncos are waiting for the lightning to bring Manningstein back to life.

Posted by: Craig Poe at September 05, 2013 05:00 PM (BVkEs)

92 GGGGGG OOOOOOO AAAAAAAAA LLLLLLL.... o, the other football ... Never Mind.

Posted by: emily Litella at September 05, 2013 05:01 PM (j/FJV)

93 77 I put it on Fox. You have fucking Peyton Manning and 2 timeouts, and you are going to take your chances in overtime?
----

^This

Posted by: Y-not at September 05, 2013 08:56 PM (5H6zj)

--Glad someone else sees it. Denver broke the bank to get one of the most clutch QBs in history, and in the clutchest of moments Fox says, "Naaaaahhhhh, fuckit; let's have a do-over."

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 05:01 PM (bufJH)

94 FREE TOBY!!

Posted by: tasker at September 05, 2013 05:01 PM (r2PLg)

95 Waiting for the game to start, random musing- Will anybody at all buy a Burger King burger just because they put French fries on it?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 05, 2013 05:01 PM (pxDth)

96 I am the Gary Hogeboom of Prez'nits.

Posted by: Prez'nit McMissle at September 05, 2013 05:01 PM (Dwehj)

97 Scoring Update

Rain 47,657,847,948,957

Snow 0

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 05, 2013 05:01 PM (lnFK0)

98 And it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard ITSA HARD RAIN is gonna faaaall

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2013 05:02 PM (Y92Nd)

99 This no HD NBC channel shit sucks ass

Posted by: The dude at September 05, 2013 05:02 PM (vJdyz)

100 NBC&NFL the suck of it all

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 05, 2013 05:03 PM (mt5GF)

101 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 05, 2013 09:01 PM (pxDth) Local pub does it, it's good

Posted by: The dude at September 05, 2013 05:03 PM (vJdyz)

102 What a way to increase concession sales.

Posted by: Craig Poe at September 05, 2013 05:03 PM (BVkEs)

103 toby, can you email me your IP? gooberintexas art the g male thingy

Posted by: Dave in Texas at September 05, 2013 05:03 PM (pUqSw)

104 Anyone else watching the Broncos? Jones, Co Alex, Muldoon, Cheri, PugM? Damn, I didn't get any of that rain.

Posted by: L, elle at September 05, 2013 05:03 PM (0PiQ4)

105 is that welker or snooki?

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 05:03 PM (1MCcX)

106 Will anybody at all buy a Burger King burger just because they put French fries on it?

What a crazy question!

Posted by: Meggie McMac at September 05, 2013 05:03 PM (Dwehj)

107 Did Al Michaels just say "the fuckaneers"?

Posted by: Adam at September 05, 2013 05:04 PM (Aif/5)

108 Ravens are blowing lines off the cheerleaders chests.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2013 05:04 PM (Y92Nd)

109 And it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard ITSA HARD RAIN is gonna faaaall Y, hello ... Watch the Weather Channel with me?

Posted by: Barney Frank at September 05, 2013 05:04 PM (j/FJV)

110 Will anybody at all buy a Burger King burger just because they put French fries on it? If they wrap those fries in 2 fried eggs easy up I would

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2013 05:05 PM (jE38p)

111 Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 09:03 PM (1MCcX) Making a joke about that neither can catch anything thrown at their face is mean

Posted by: The dude at September 05, 2013 05:05 PM (vJdyz)

112 I'm really kinda done with football, mainly because it's on TV. I just don't like one-way broadcast entertainment anymore.

Fuck that shit.

And tickets anymore, yeah. Sigh... At least the Dolphins blow so I might luck into some tickets. Come to think of it, maybe Detroit has a Thursday game and I can walk over to the field one night...hmmm.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 05, 2013 05:05 PM (uQIKb)

113 Heh. Referees frisking the Ravens as they exit the locker room. Checking for weapons?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 05, 2013 05:05 PM (pxDth)

114 95 Waiting for the game to start, random musing- Will anybody at all buy a Burger King burger just because they put French fries on it?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 05, 2013 09:01 PM (pxDth)

--Fuck, in Winnipeg you could get fries with poutine *and* bacon on top.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 05:05 PM (bufJH)

115 It really sucks being at work hoping that your dvr is actually going to work and record the game.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 05, 2013 05:06 PM (Wz7P1)

116 1 Not enough pointy elbows!
Posted by: EC at September 05, 2013 08:21 PM (doBIb)

I always thought that pointy elbows was considered a negative. Did I misread the meme, or has the AoS style guide been revised?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 05, 2013 05:06 PM (00jgL)

117 Posted by: Buzzion at September 05, 2013 09:06 PM (Wz7P1) Hope you have it recording till at least midnight

Posted by: The dude at September 05, 2013 05:07 PM (vJdyz)

118 We so miss our BFF Ray Ray Lewis.

Posted by: ESPN at September 05, 2013 05:07 PM (Dwehj)

119 Lamburgers and fries with lotsa hot sauce.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2013 05:07 PM (Y92Nd)

120 If I still ate fast food, I'd be all over it.

A large 2 cheeseburger XVM from McDonald's with an extra cheeseburger is just about the right quantity to load up all the burgers with the right number of fries. And then you only need 6 ketchups. Wash it all down with a large Diet Coke.

Wow, I ate badly when I was heavier.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 05, 2013 05:07 PM (uQIKb)

121 The NFL can bite me. So can the rest of the sordidly corrupt, steroid-riddled, politically correct world of professional sports.

Posted by: rrpjr at September 05, 2013 05:08 PM (6IEKJ)

122 Does Jay Cutler still sport that '70's Porn Mustache?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 05, 2013 05:08 PM (jucos)

123 SCORING UPDATE Obama's Greatness ∞ America 0

Posted by: Beto at September 05, 2013 05:08 PM (MhA4j)

124 Damn, I'm starting Demaryus Thomas on my Moron fantasy team tonight and rain is not good for that.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 05:08 PM (bufJH)

125 ObamaCain will be invading Syria before Denver invades Raven territory at this rate.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 05, 2013 05:08 PM (eHIJJ)

126

girl just got home

uggh, this kid singing is 17...be nice

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 05:09 PM (1MCcX)

127 Al Michaels is one of the most professional sportscasters in football

I'm wishing that lightning in the Denver area would strike Chris Collinsdouche

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 05:09 PM (/9IC1)

128 Ah, she's one of those over-emoters, but then 17.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2013 05:10 PM (Y92Nd)

129 Damn, I'm starting Demaryus Thomas on my Moron fantasy team tonight and rain is not good for that.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 09:08 PM (bufJH)
__________________

Why, is he a Witch?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 05, 2013 05:10 PM (jucos)

130 Wow she is good. Seriously.

Posted by: tasker at September 05, 2013 05:10 PM (r2PLg)

131 Don't get me wrong. I like French fries on a Burger. Just not needing the fry boys to put them on there for me. And did the announcer really just say, " Everyone stand up and remove your pants for the singing of the national anthem" ?? I need to get my hearing checked.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 05, 2013 05:10 PM (pxDth)

132 117 Posted by: Buzzion at September 05, 2013 09:06 PM (Wz7P1) Hope you have it recording till at least midnight Posted by: The dude at September 05, 2013 09:07 PM (vJdyz) I'll be home before then so I can add to the recording if needed.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 05, 2013 05:11 PM (Wz7P1)

133 That chick won The Voice? She does not sound anything special.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 05:11 PM (bufJH)

134 Hot looking singer, but she's got a Jewel snaggletooth

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 05:11 PM (/9IC1)

135

122 Does Jay Cutler still sport that '70's Porn Mustache?

most likely

to my great shame...me too

kaboom shame can never come near a bear's fan 80's mustache shame

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 05:11 PM (1MCcX)

136 Preznit Urkel X would have started at QB for the Broncos tonight, but he had to be in Russia.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 05, 2013 05:11 PM (jucos)

137 Head-on elbow shots like that aren't very appealing.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 05, 2013 05:11 PM (7zANx)

138 If I was 17, I'd hit it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 05, 2013 05:11 PM (lnFK0)

139 129 Damn, I'm starting Demaryus Thomas on my Moron fantasy team tonight and rain is not good for that.
Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 09:08 PM (bufJH) __________________
Why, is he a Witch?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 05, 2013 09:10 PM (jucos)

--No, rain favors the running game, not the passing game.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 05:12 PM (bufJH)

140 That sure was a whitebread rendition of your...er...our national anthem.

Posted by: Prez'nit Melonflaps at September 05, 2013 05:12 PM (Dwehj)

141 Crap cant pick the second tiebreaker for some reason - so I couldnt save my picks.

Posted by: Jean at September 05, 2013 05:12 PM (CMlD4)

142 Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 09:11 PM (1MCcX) I have one as well ATM

Posted by: The dude at September 05, 2013 05:13 PM (vJdyz)

143 >>>124 Damn, I'm starting Demaryus Thomas on my Moron fantasy team tonight and rain is not good for that.

If the passing game is no good tonight, we sure know what to blame.

Posted by: Milli Vanilli at September 05, 2013 05:13 PM (7ftrD)

144 I think there are more cameras/cameramen than football players.

I'm beginning to think that the NFL is somewhat hyped.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 05, 2013 05:13 PM (eHIJJ)

145 This just reminds me that a quarterback that lead the Broncos to the conference championship has never been given a chance to prove it wasn't a fluke. Also that NFL team owners are financial dimwits or have too much money that they don't care about a guaranteed increase in revenues.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 05, 2013 05:14 PM (cDwCa)

146 Cute 17 year old singer

But then I remember that Slutney Spears, Katy Whorey, and Miley Syphylus were 17 and cute once too

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 05:15 PM (/9IC1)

147 You know who isn't watching the game on TV tonight? Jacinth Baker and Richard Lollar.

Ray Lewis, you piece of shit.

Posted by: ken at September 05, 2013 05:15 PM (ng9uL)

148 Yeah they are coming up with all of this hype and Whiz Bang stuff to promote the game at the same time their new rules are ruining it. Go figure. The NFL will be modified flag football in 10 years.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 05, 2013 05:16 PM (jucos)

149 How do you get 11 Ravens off the field quickly?

Yell "parole officer!!"

Posted by: Eli the NFC East Comic at September 05, 2013 05:16 PM (/9IC1)

150 And did the announcer really just say, " Everyone stand up and remove your pants for the singing of the national anthem" ?? ******************** Yes, cuz it's Ryan Seacrest.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2013 05:16 PM (Y92Nd)

151 147 You know who isn't watching the game on TV tonight?

I can think of at least 4 other heroes that won't see kickoff either.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 05, 2013 05:17 PM (uQIKb)

152 Posted by: Eli the NFC East Comic at September 05, 2013 09:16 PM (/9IC1) THUG4LIFE

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2013 05:17 PM (Y92Nd)

153 So it's Moreno who gets the first handoff tonight. I bet the next drive Denver will switch RBs.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 05:18 PM (bufJH)

154 Speaking of SPORTZ!
What kind of diet does a freestyle kayak paddler eat?
"The recipe for freestyle kayaking success on the world stage is apparently bacon and cherry juice for breakfast, capped off with two space Godzillas, a McNasty and a Phonix Monkey in the afternoon.ThatÂ’s how 17-year-old Rowan Stuart of Stecoah drew screams, blowing horns and cheers from the hometown crowd Wednesday on the third day of the 2013 ICF Canoe Freestyle World Championships on the Nantahala River."

Got that? Bacon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 05, 2013 05:18 PM (aDwsi)

155 Catch ball, prepare for hit.. hang onto ball

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 05:19 PM (/9IC1)

156 snooki gets the first down!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 05:19 PM (1MCcX)

157 I would have watched the game tonight..... were I still alive.

Posted by: Christopher Stevens at September 05, 2013 05:20 PM (jucos)

158 Joe Flacco called me the other day ....

"How much IS Aaron Hernandez's bail?"

Posted by: Eli the NFC East Comic at September 05, 2013 05:21 PM (/9IC1)

159 Peyton couldn't get them downfield ...

TRAID!!!!!

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 05:22 PM (/9IC1)

160 I would have watched the game tonight..... were I still alive. Posted by: Christopher Stevens
-------------

So Chris..., any comment on Cankles being awarded a Liberty Medal?
Turns out she's a regular Mother Teresa. Who knew?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 05, 2013 05:22 PM (aDwsi)

161 I know who Payton Manning looks like! TIMMAH from South Park! I finally put it together. I think it is his freakishly HUGE forehead.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 05, 2013 05:23 PM (jucos)

162 Ray Ray was such an inspiration to knife-wielding youts everywhere.

Posted by: ESPN at September 05, 2013 05:23 PM (Dwehj)

163 If the Ravens get a big lead and the lights go out we will know the killer was right.

Posted by: Ronster at September 05, 2013 05:24 PM (F4Amc)

164

my girl "did they shiv manning yet?"

sniff, i'm so proud!!!!

another shameful fact, the wife gets pissed if we clown on manning cause he played at tennessee

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 05:24 PM (1MCcX)

165 It's not a forehead, it's a cum catcher

Posted by: The dude at September 05, 2013 05:24 PM (vJdyz)

166 To hell with this clown show. Bring on the kaboom.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 05, 2013 05:24 PM (mt5GF)

167 toby Did you try tweeting your banned hashtag to ace?

Posted by: Y-not at September 05, 2013 05:25 PM (5H6zj)

168 navyjoe - Heh. For a moment I thought you were talking about Chelsea Manning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 05, 2013 05:25 PM (aDwsi)

169 I'm late, no comments about the 4 Ravens getting patted down on their way out to the field? No lie, patted down, just 4 of them.

Posted by: snimick@hotmail.com at September 05, 2013 05:26 PM (nqXsF)

170 161 I know who Payton Manning looks like! TIMMAH from South Park! I finally put it together. I think it is his freakishly HUGE forehead. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 05, 2013 09:23 PM

The South Park episode with Jay Cutler meeting Stan was funny;

"Nice to meet you. You kinda suck, but my dad says you might be good some day"

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 05:27 PM (/9IC1)

171 170 I got to look for that one

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 05:28 PM (1MCcX)

172 >>>I'm late, no comments about the 4 Ravens getting patted down on their way out to the field? No lie, patted down, just 4 of them.<<<

The NFL has no interest if you conceal your contraband in your anus. FYI.

Posted by: Fritz at September 05, 2013 05:28 PM (KIHQS)

173 In.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2013 05:29 PM (Y92Nd)

174
Denver's cornerbacks already complaining getting their asses beat.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 05, 2013 05:30 PM (lnFK0)

175 Heh, Leach pilfers a touchdown from Smith and Rice owners.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 05:30 PM (bufJH)

176 171 170 I got to look for that one Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 09:28 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DPBgqKwvDs

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 05:30 PM (/9IC1)

177 I saw the Ravens get patted down, wish they found a couple of tech 9's

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 05, 2013 05:30 PM (mt5GF)

178 shiiiiit.

Posted by: MINEMINEMINE!! at September 05, 2013 05:30 PM (nqXsF)

179 In an article published this week at UN News Centre, Mutuma Ruteere, a "special reporter on racism," wrote that a group of UN experts is calling on the Obama administration to finish a review that will decide whether or not George Zimmerman will face federal civil rights charges for the 2012 shooting death of teenager Trayvon Martin: "We call upon the US Government to examine its laws that could have discriminatory impact on African Americans, and to ensure that such laws are in full compliance with the countryÂ’s international legal obligations and relevant standards,Â” said human rights expert Verene Shepherd, who currently heads the UN Working Group of Experts of People of African Descent. With Christians under siege throughout the Middle East and elsewhere, this week the United Nations sees as a priority the status of a local crime in the state of Florida. And not just a local crime, but one that has been adjudicated by a jury and one that an FBI report proved had nothing to do with racism. The UN don't seem to sending obama to much love now a days?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2013 05:30 PM (jE38p)

180 Just some advice to anyone walking into this thread

Don't ask why we have the football game on ..

Just sayin'

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 05:31 PM (/9IC1)

181 41 years ago today was the massacre at the Munich Olympics.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 05:32 PM (bufJH)

182 Harbaughs are the assholes of the nfl. Effin pricks.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 05, 2013 05:32 PM (mt5GF)

183 toby, can you email me your IP?

I did, thanks. One day, Ace will leave this antiquated pos software that even fights with Tor.

One day.

Posted by: toby928 of the banned at September 05, 2013 05:32 PM (V7VSo)

184 Broncos will probably get killed tonight. I don't know why they are favored by 7 points.

Posted by: Ronster at September 05, 2013 05:32 PM (F4Amc)

185 It's the fiii-nal countdown.

Posted by: Prez'nit McMissle at September 05, 2013 05:32 PM (Dwehj)

186 In a day filled with setbacks for an administration desperate to save a president's "redline" credibility, Thursday the Pentagon delivered another when it was forced to clarify Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel's bizarre statement before Congress Wednesday that Russia supplies Syria with chemical weapons: In a response to a member of Congress, Secretary Hagel was referring to the well-known conventional arms relationship between Syria and Russia. The Syrian regime has a decades-old largely indigenous chemical weapons program. Currently, Russia provides the Syrian regime a wide variety of military equipment and support, some of which can be modified or otherwise used to support the chemical weapons program. We have publicly and privately expressed our concern over the destabilizing impact on the Syrian conflict and the wider region of continued military shipments to the Assad regime. During his testimony at the House Foreign Affairs hearing, Hagel answered Congressman Joe Wilson's (R-SC) question about where Syria's chemical weapons came from this way: "Well, the Russians supply them. Others are supplying them with those chemical weapons. They make some themselves.Â” Though the Pentagon tried its best with today's statement, it reconciles nothing. It is just a fact that what Hagel told Congress (and the world) about Russia supplying Syria with chemical weapons is 100% false. Supplying conventional weapons "which can" be modified to support a chemical weapons program is not even in the same ballpark as "supplying" chemical weapons. You can modify a pipe into a pipe bomb. Does that mean Ace Hardware is "supplying" pipe bombs? It is hard to decide which is worse: Was Hagel not telling the truth or does our Secretary of Defense just not know? On top of that credibility issue, when not claiming military action against Syria doesn't qualify as a war, Secretary of State Kerry is trying to present the Syrian rebels as a "moderate" group America can do business with, when all the intelligence says the complete opposite. These people are not only dumb and dumber but down right dangerous.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2013 05:33 PM (jE38p)

187 An actual good Surface commercial

Posted by: The dude at September 05, 2013 05:33 PM (vJdyz)

188 182 Harbaughs are the assholes of the nfl. Effin pricks. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 05, 2013 09:32 PM

Better an asshole who wins than one who gets beat like a stepchild

Posted by: Rex Ryan at September 05, 2013 05:34 PM (/9IC1)

189

oh, going to test my little rabbit tv thing I bought at wallyworld to see if I can catch a Chicago station

going to vipbox to watch the bears is putting weird shit on my laptop

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 05:34 PM (1MCcX)

190 I swear, I giggled when the staff walked out late with no sense of urgency, and the team just ambled on behind then. As the ambling occurred, several Ravens were stopped on the way and patted down. I've never seen that before. Is it just me who finds that WOWish?

Posted by: MINEMINEMINE!! at September 05, 2013 05:35 PM (nqXsF)

191 At least JCVD is getting commercial work

Posted by: The dude at September 05, 2013 05:35 PM (vJdyz)

192 I didn't understand that Godaddy commercial with that disturbing man at all.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at September 05, 2013 05:36 PM (Dwehj)

193 192 that was claude van goddamn

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 05:36 PM (1MCcX)

194 41 years ago today was the massacre at the Munich Olympics. Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 09:32 PM (bufJH) Wow hard to believe it was 41 years ago? Shot during the initial break-in Moshe Weinberg (wrestling coach) Yossef Romano (weightlifter) Shot and killed by grenade in helicopter D-HAQO D-HAQO was the eastern helicopter. According to the order in which they were seated, from left to right: Ze'ev Friedman (weightlifter) David Berger (weightlifter) Yakov Springer (weightlifting judge) Eliezer Halfin (wrestler) Shot in helicopter D-HAQU D-HAQU was the western helicopter. According to the order in which they were seated, from left to right: Yossef Gutfreund (wrestling referee) Kehat Shorr (shooting coach) Mark Slavin (wrestler) Andre Spitzer (fencing coach) Amitzur Shapira (track coach)

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 05, 2013 05:37 PM (jE38p)

195 Rex So true, but, rather see a real self admitted prick like Barry Dallas than phony ones like the Harbaughs.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 05, 2013 05:38 PM (mt5GF)

196 I can't help it, every time I hear that name....

http://tinyurl.com/legfg5y

Posted by: MINEMINEMINE!! at September 05, 2013 05:38 PM (nqXsF)

197 I thought it was the Patriots system that made Welker look good

Slant routes out of the slot position saved his career

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 05:38 PM (/9IC1)

198 I'm still wrapping my head around the Ravens' getting stopped and frisked. I've never heard of that before.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2013 05:40 PM (Y92Nd)

199 Wished my name was LaDarious.

Posted by: MINEMINEMINE!! at September 05, 2013 05:40 PM (nqXsF)

200

well kids, to the office I go

just remember Da BEARS!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 05, 2013 05:40 PM (1MCcX)

201 198, I know, right?

Posted by: MINEMINEMINE!! at September 05, 2013 05:40 PM (nqXsF)

202 The left has to subvert everything. http://tinyurl.com/msqnrwq

Posted by: steevy at September 05, 2013 05:41 PM (9XBK2)

203 Give Brazzers 2 weeks.

Posted by: MINEMINEMINE!! at September 05, 2013 05:43 PM (nqXsF)

204 20 Ryan Seacrest? Fail! Posted by: CDR M at September 05, 2013 08:33 PM

Ryan Seacrest is the High Priest of the Low Information Voter

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 05:43 PM (/9IC1)

205 Is Dom Capers coaching Denvers defense?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 05, 2013 05:46 PM (mt5GF)

206 One does not come across a plethora of flat taut bellies like those everyday!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 05, 2013 05:46 PM (BAS5M)

207 Sorry Google Chrome, that's one of the least funny and most annoying Family Guy scenes ever

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 05:48 PM (/9IC1)

208 When did Batwoman play for the other team?

Posted by: EC at September 05, 2013 05:49 PM (doBIb)

209 207 Sorry Google Chrome, that's one of the least funny and most annoying Family Guy scenes ever Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 09:48 PM (/9IC1) It's also the most realistic.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 05, 2013 05:50 PM (GEICT)

210 That just looked like frisking. They were selling dope to those guys.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2013 05:50 PM (1Y+hH)

211 Quoting logprof: "Lightning. A lot of games are played in rain, but if the NWS says lightning is a risk, game is stopped/delayed."

Not long ago, professional football players would would have played during lightning storms. Same thing with tsunamis, tornados and hurricanes.

Stupid NFL officials are getting more and more wimpy every year.

Posted by: Mr_Write at September 05, 2013 05:51 PM (cR5Y1)

212 I thought I had a chance w/ Bat Woman. I'm crushed.

Posted by: Ronster at September 05, 2013 05:51 PM (F4Amc)

213 Nfl is nascar with goofier loking helmets. Also. Nascar is racist or something. God I hate the pc takeover of everything.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 05, 2013 05:53 PM (mt5GF)

214 208 212 They made her a lesbo in the New 52 I think.DC rebooted everybody.I think they also have a transgender character in that series.

Posted by: steevy at September 05, 2013 05:54 PM (9XBK2)

215 Nascar went hard pander to the left years ago.Goodell is going to ruin(further) the NFL.

Posted by: steevy at September 05, 2013 05:55 PM (9XBK2)

216 Give Brazzers 2 weeks.
Posted by: MINEMINEMINE!! at September 05, 2013 09:43 PM
----------------------
I really can't give them any more than a few minutes at a time.

Just did, in fact.

Posted by: Guy That Just Closed a Bunch of Tabs at September 05, 2013 05:55 PM (Sx5BA)

217 So, has anybody else noticed that Chris Collingsworth is really, really annoying?

Posted by: joncelli at September 05, 2013 05:56 PM (H6iDZ)

218 Not long ago, professional football players would would have played during lightning storms. Same thing with tsunamis, tornados and hurricanes.

Stupid NFL officials are getting more and more wimpy every year.
Posted by: Mr_Write at September 05, 2013 09:51 PM

I remember games played in fog so heavy you couldn't see the goal posts from the 50, Nor'easters, blizzards, sweltering heat, The Ice Bowl, etc

This year's Super Bowl is at Met Life Stadium in NJ. Should be interesting if a heavy snow or cold snap hits the NYC metro area that weekend

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 05:56 PM (/9IC1)

219
Nice throw Tebow, oh wait....

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 05, 2013 05:57 PM (lnFK0)

220 Out long national nightmare is over, IT'S HERE!!!! Praise be!

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2013 05:57 PM (8lmkt)

221 217 So, has anybody else noticed that Chris Collingsworth is really, really annoying? Posted by: joncelli at September 05, 2013 09:56 PM

I call him Collinsdouche. Yeh, I noticed

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 05:57 PM (/9IC1)

222 So, has anybody else noticed that Chris Collingsworth is really, really annoying?

Posted by: joncelli at September 05, 2013 09:56 PM (H6iDZ)

only every minute that he's ever flapped his piehole since the advent of talking pictures . . .

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2013 05:58 PM (8lmkt)

223 I'd love to see the Broncos whip the ubamaravencares.

Posted by: EROWMER at September 05, 2013 05:58 PM (OONaw)

224 Peyton Manning, John Harbaugh, and Chris Collincolon, this fiasco will induce vomiting. Al Michaels can't save this chicken fuck.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 05, 2013 05:58 PM (mt5GF)

225 This year's Super Bowl is at Met Life Stadium in NJ. Should be interesting if a heavy snow or cold snap hits the NYC metro area that weekend

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 09:56 PM

It will be 70 degrees and clear in the NYC area that day. Global Warming assures it and the my dinner party guests assure me that the science is settled

Posted by: Roger Goodell at September 05, 2013 05:59 PM (/9IC1)

226 I like Al Michaels referring to FUBAR. Does he know this acronym? I don't think so.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 05, 2013 05:59 PM (jucos)

227 222 So, has anybody else noticed that Chris Collingsworth is really, really annoying?

Posted by: joncelli at September 05, 2013 09:56 PM (H6iDZ)

only every minute that he's ever flapped his piehole since the advent of talking pictures . . .

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2013 09:58 PM (8lmkt)

--I miss the "FOX Sports Booth" commenter, although it never commented on sports.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 06:00 PM (bufJH)

228 Pretty sure Al is smarter than the average jock sniffer.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 05, 2013 06:01 PM (mt5GF)

229 Wow, cleaned out by his own guy.

Posted by: joncelli at September 05, 2013 06:01 PM (H6iDZ)

230
Nice throw Cutler...oh wait...

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 05, 2013 06:02 PM (lnFK0)

231 ALIVE!!

Posted by: toby928© at September 05, 2013 06:02 PM (QupBk)

232 Finally Denver

Posted by: L, elle at September 05, 2013 06:02 PM (0PiQ4)

233 When did Batwoman play for the other team?
Batwoman plays for the Bills?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 05, 2013 06:02 PM (7zANx)

234 ALIVE!!!! ALL HAIL DiT!

Posted by: toby928© at September 05, 2013 06:02 PM (QupBk)

235 I didn't do that, somebody else made that happen.

Posted by: Joe Flacco at September 05, 2013 06:02 PM (Aif/5)

236 Damn, and to think, all the fantasy "experts" thought rookie TE Julius Thomas would be the runt of the litter getting points.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 06:03 PM (bufJH)

237 Al Michaels referring to FUBAR. Does he know this acronym? I don't think so. Posted by: Truck Monkey, ***** He thinks it's some kind of Chocolate Snack

Posted by: Beto at September 05, 2013 06:04 PM (MhA4j)

238 I think they also have a transgender character in that series.
Hello there.

Posted by: Obamaman at September 05, 2013 06:04 PM (7zANx)

239 May you always have pointy elbows in your face, Dave.

Posted by: toby928© at September 05, 2013 06:04 PM (QupBk)

240 try er now Toby

Posted by: Dave in Texas at September 05, 2013 06:04 PM (pUqSw)

241 Nice throw under pressure.

Posted by: joncelli at September 05, 2013 06:04 PM (H6iDZ)

242 Not long ago, professional football players would would have played during lightning storms. Same thing with tsunamis, tornados and hurricanes.

Stupid NFL officials are getting more and more wimpy every year.>>

My guess it started when family's started having less than 4 kids. When I was a kid mom never called me in over a fear of me getting hit by lightning in a storm in the 60s. Family's used to produce spares and it gave the kids freedom to risk.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 05, 2013 06:04 PM (MeB2c)

243
Uhggg...is that what music is like these days....get off my lawn.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 05, 2013 06:05 PM (lnFK0)

244 Peaches, Eric Decker. Love his hair. And everything else.

Posted by: L, elle at September 05, 2013 06:06 PM (0PiQ4)

245 And now I have nothing to say. Typical.

Posted by: toby928© at September 05, 2013 06:06 PM (QupBk)

246 My Dad always used to threaten to take me out. He said it wouldn't bother him because he could make another one just like me. I think he meant it most of the time.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 05, 2013 06:07 PM (jucos)

247 Transgender Batwoman? We'll take her.

Posted by: The Titans. at September 05, 2013 06:07 PM (nqXsF)

248 245 And now I have nothing to say.

Typical.

Posted by: toby928Â© at September 05, 2013 10:06 PM (QupBk)

toby, just wait until Manziel hosts 'Bama next week.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 06:07 PM (bufJH)

249

Announcers: MFM

Home team Broncos: Clean, Articulate, only a few in jail or charged at this time.

Ravens: Full on Criminals from Hell. Bus is a big paddy wagon.

It's almost like professional wrestling.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 05, 2013 06:08 PM (1Y+hH)

250 Broncos are clearly missing Von Miller.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 06:08 PM (bufJH)

251 If you turn on a game and you see Joe Buck and Chris Collinsworth calling the game, you know you went to Hell

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 06:08 PM (/9IC1)

252 My Dad always used to threaten to take me out. He said it wouldn't bother him because he could make another one just like me. I think he meant it most of the time.>>

I don't remember dad saying it, but I know I believed it to be.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 05, 2013 06:08 PM (MeB2c)

253 252 My Dad always used to threaten to take me out. He said it wouldn't bother him because he could make another one just like me. I think he meant it most of the time.>> Wow. And I thought it was bad when my Dad would start unbuckling his belt!

Posted by: joncelli at September 05, 2013 06:10 PM (H6iDZ)

254 One of my kittehs is playing with the TV remote and chewing on it

I think she wants to watch something else

Or even kittehs know that Collinsworth is a douche

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 06:11 PM (/9IC1)

255 254 One of my kittehs is playing with the TV remote and chewing on it

I think she wants to watch something else

Or even kittehs know that Collinsworth is a douche

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 10:11 PM (/9IC1)

--Is there a radio call of the game you can play while muting the TV? Boomer and his sidekick are not bad on the Westwood 1 feed.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 06:12 PM (bufJH)

256 My cat keeps knocking my bong over.

Posted by: Bud Addams at September 05, 2013 06:12 PM (nqXsF)

257 222 Peaches,

ah now Cris "mork" Colonsworth has been a five alarm asshole since radio ma'am 700 WLW

Posted by: Sven10077 at September 05, 2013 06:13 PM (9jfyN)

258 Wes Wekler coughs it up.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 06:13 PM (bufJH)

259

My Dad always used to threaten to take me out. He said it wouldn't
bother him because he could make another one just like me. I think he
meant it most of the time.>>

Wow. And I thought it was bad when my Dad would start unbuckling his belt!

I hated it when I got beat with the belt I got him for Christmas.

I used to tell my daughter, I brought you into this world and will damn well take you out.

Don't know how much good it did then, but she turned out to be a good kid.

Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2013 06:13 PM (U1MFH)

260 Oops.

Posted by: Craig Poe at September 05, 2013 06:13 PM (BVkEs)

261 Bud, you too?

Posted by: Jeff Laurie at September 05, 2013 06:14 PM (nqXsF)

262 Wow. And I thought it was bad when my Dad would start unbuckling his belt!>>

On car trips Dad would just say "I'm Wearing my belt" when we got out of hand. Amazing how effective that sentence was.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 05, 2013 06:14 PM (MeB2c)

263 Fair Catch Rule = Stand Your Ground

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 06:14 PM (/9IC1)

264 Man, another fumble.

Posted by: Y-not at September 05, 2013 06:14 PM (5H6zj)

265 Fuuuck

Posted by: Bud Addams andJeff Laurie in unison at September 05, 2013 06:15 PM (nqXsF)

266 I knew it was a bad week to start the Denver D.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 06:15 PM (bufJH)

267 It's a fair catch! How do you fumble that!?

Posted by: joncelli at September 05, 2013 06:15 PM (H6iDZ)

268 Rice runs for 2 yards and acts as if he is superman. or batwoman. either or.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 05, 2013 06:15 PM (lnFK0)

269 My grandma made me go cut a switch from the forsythia. I'm not a pain freak, but it's still my favorite shrub.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2013 06:15 PM (Y92Nd)

270 269 lol

Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2013 06:16 PM (U1MFH)

271 Is that Jacoby guy out? In the pregame they inferred he and one other guy was what made the team win.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 05, 2013 06:16 PM (MeB2c)

272 Denver has had fumbling and special teams problems during the preseason. Heckuva job by the coaches to fix that shit.

Posted by: Y-not at September 05, 2013 06:17 PM (5H6zj)

273 Wendy's Ginger ...

Good or Evil?

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 06:17 PM (/9IC1)

274 MANihatecommercials. Now I remember why I only watch recorded shit.

Posted by: MINEMINEMINE!! at September 05, 2013 06:18 PM (nqXsF)

275

Mom always had a wooden spoon in her purse. When we were in the back seat, whack, whack, now do something and see what happens.

I miss those innocent days when they tried to keep me from seeing the Wattts riots.

Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2013 06:18 PM (U1MFH)

276 Wendy's Ginger ...

Good or Evil?>>

Dyed.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 05, 2013 06:18 PM (MeB2c)

277 273 Wendy's Ginger ... Good or Evil? Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 10:17 PM (/9IC1) Yes.

Posted by: joncelli at September 05, 2013 06:19 PM (H6iDZ)

278 Wendy's Ginger good, if a basement hole and lotion are involved.

Posted by: MINEMINEMINE!! at September 05, 2013 06:19 PM (nqXsF)

279 Ok, my husband and I are done screaming at each other. Time for the Ravens to score again.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2013 06:19 PM (Y92Nd)

280 Hockey season starts in about a month. Go Avs! (sung to the tune of 'The Broncos Are Going To The Super Bowl')

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 05, 2013 06:19 PM (pxDth)

281 That quick out pass by Manning looked weak

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 06:19 PM (/9IC1)

282 Wes Wekler coughs it up.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 10:13 PM (bufJH)

fucker is gonna find out just how good he had it.

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2013 06:20 PM (8lmkt)

283 273 KbDaBear,

she just *is* KB....is the shark who lands in the orphanage's wading pool and devours 17 people evil?

No it's just doing the job God, and Sharknado made for it....so it is with Wendy Thomas.......

Posted by: Sven10077 at September 05, 2013 06:20 PM (9jfyN)

284 Rice runs for 2 yards and acts as if he is superman. or batwoman. either or. MSNBC: Rice DOMINATES! for two yards.

Posted by: t-bird at September 05, 2013 06:20 PM (FcR7P)

285 fucker is gonna find out just how good he had it. Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2013 10:20 PM (8lmkt) HA PEACHES!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2013 06:21 PM (Y92Nd)

286 269 My grandma made me go cut a switch from the forsythia. I'm not a pain freak, but it's still my favorite shrub.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2013 10:15 PM (Y92Nd)

damn you, that was at least 30 cents worth of good beer that cost me.

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2013 06:21 PM (8lmkt)

287 Wendy's Ginger ...

Good or Evil?>>

Dyed.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 05, 2013 10:18 PM (MeB2c)

___________

When did she die?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 05, 2013 06:21 PM (jucos)

288 Can't stand the ravens, but I never wanna see the donkeys win. What's the score?

Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2013 06:21 PM (U1MFH)

289 Wendy's Ginger ...Good or Evil?>>Dyed.
Posted by: The Hickster at September 05, 2013 10:18 PM (MeB2c)
___________
When did she die?>>

Ask her hairdresser.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 05, 2013 06:22 PM (MeB2c)

290 she just *is* KB....is the shark who lands in the orphanage's wading pool and devours 17 people evil?

No it's just doing the job God, and Sharknado made for it....so it is with Wendy Thomas.......
Posted by: Sven10077 at September 05, 2013 10:20 PM

Wendy Ginger's job is to say "going in!" and "that's better!" while I have her bent over the condiments counter

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 06:23 PM (/9IC1)

291 New General Mills Ad Dept. work-ups for Kaboom Box http://tinyurl.com/mcpwow5

Posted by: Beto at September 05, 2013 06:23 PM (MhA4j)

292 None of this pro stuff matters. Bama has a serious O-line problem this year. They've recruited a solution, but this year's gonna be tough. Let's try to focus on the important stuff.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 05, 2013 06:23 PM (JQuNB)

293 281 KbDaBear,

The quick self outing in St Petersburg was DominantÂ™ unlike Bush.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Dean country at September 05, 2013 06:23 PM (9jfyN)

294 TD to tie it

Posted by: Y-not at September 05, 2013 06:23 PM (5H6zj)

295 Lightning strikes twice.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2013 06:23 PM (Y92Nd)

296 Where are the elbows and back fat? Man this place is going to hell...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 05, 2013 06:23 PM (V1ZIU)

297 The joke's on whoever passed on Julius Thomas. Introducing Antonio Gates 2.0.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 06:23 PM (bufJH)

298 Defense . . . how does it work ?

Posted by: McCool at September 05, 2013 06:24 PM (tzv2X)

299 Tied @ 14

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at September 05, 2013 06:24 PM (J+V/o)

300 291 New General Mills Ad Dept. work-ups for Kaboom Box http://tinyurl.com/mcpwow5 Posted by: Beto at September 05, 2013 10:23 PM (MhA4j) Nice. Can't wait for the return of Kaboom, now with 45% more rape and murder.

Posted by: EC at September 05, 2013 06:25 PM (doBIb)

301
that Thomas is a beast isn't he? 6'5 - 250

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 05, 2013 06:25 PM (lnFK0)

302 Creepy Flo sings The Pretenders "I'll Stand By You" in the Progressive commercials now

What's even creepier is that she kind of looks like Chrissy Hynde

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 06:25 PM (/9IC1)

303 Boy, the commercials on this broadcast blow.

Posted by: Y-not at September 05, 2013 06:25 PM (5H6zj)

304 Saw a great bumper sticker once outside a bar. It said

"My favorite team is ______ (don't remember, fill it in at will) and whoever's playing Denver"

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2013 06:26 PM (8lmkt)

305 It's a damn conspiracy!! http://tinyurl.com/rayrayconspiracy I know what a damn conspiracy is too!!!

Posted by: Ray Lewis, #52 in your program, but #1 in your hearts at September 05, 2013 06:26 PM (BXLPR)

306 Close to half-time?

Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2013 06:26 PM (U1MFH)

307 Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 10:23 PM (/9IC1) How long have you been married? Lol.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2013 06:26 PM (Y92Nd)

308 290 KbDaBear,

Quite...

in Peruvian Wendy's you know how they say "happy ending?"

5 bucks extra mister

Posted by: sven10077 at September 05, 2013 06:26 PM (9jfyN)

309 Boy, the commercials on this broadcast blow.

Posted by: Y-not at September 05, 2013 10:25 PM (5H6zj)

You're supposed to be peeing and grabbin' another brewski, Y-not!

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2013 06:26 PM (8lmkt)

310 Bama has a serious O-line problem this year. That's what happens when you lose 3/5ths of a NC O-Line to the pros.

Posted by: toby928© at September 05, 2013 06:26 PM (QupBk)

311 Sack!

Posted by: Y-not at September 05, 2013 06:27 PM (5H6zj)

312 Dang, I want Denver to lose by their fantasy guys I drafted (including the D) are stinking it up.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 06:27 PM (bufJH)

313

OT, but I hate missing epic threads like the Kaboom episode, because I too, suffer from Kaboom Derangement Syndrome. KDS struck me on a ridiculously gray, sodden Longview Washington morning. I sat in my great grandmother's house, and that was all we had in the way of cereal.

My young brain was not equipped to sort out the complex nuances of despair. All I know is I wanted to cry, and recalled those wonderful days when I enjoyed the bright crispiness of Quisp, the hearty crunch of Honeycomb, the nirvana of Count Chocula.

Also explains why I fooking hate clowns.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Haunted by Kaboom Memories at September 05, 2013 06:27 PM (6rcHp)

314 I have never eaten Kaboom cereal. But I know it because I was a grocery store cashier in the late 70s. The only approved cereal printed on a WIC voucher was Kaboom (with an addendum of "and other approved cereals).

Posted by: The Hickster at September 05, 2013 06:27 PM (MeB2c)

315 That's the first time I've seen a QB back into a sack

And I've watched lots of Mark Sanchez

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 06:28 PM (/9IC1)

316 >>You're supposed to be peeing and grabbin' another brewski, Y-not! Sadly, I can't drink tonight. Had a terrible sinus headache all day/ all night yesterday. Don't want to risk it.

Posted by: Y-not at September 05, 2013 06:28 PM (5H6zj)

317 Bengals are going further than the first round of playoffs this season! Believe it!

Posted by: exdem13 at September 05, 2013 06:29 PM (kfSXj)

318 I hated Quisp, the only alien more ghey than Marty the Martian

Posted by: kbdabear at September 05, 2013 06:29 PM (/9IC1)

319 Personal foul. Ravens are a delightful team.

Posted by: Y-not at September 05, 2013 06:29 PM (5H6zj)

320 Where are the elbows and back fat?

This is a serious question and you people should put aside your frivolities and try to post some links.

Posted by: Weiner dude at September 05, 2013 06:30 PM (8lmkt)

321 Matt Drudge is spot on with this one:

"MATT DRUDGE ‏@DRUDGE 4 Sep

NFL BEGINS NEW SEASON! American nostalgia will push viewership to record highs. And one of the last bastions of masculinity left in society https://twitter.com/DRUDGE

Posted by: question at September 05, 2013 06:30 PM (/b8+5)

322 310 Bama has a serious O-line problem this year. That's what happens when you lose 3/5ths of a NC O-Line to the pros. Posted by: toby928Â© at September 05, 2013 10:26 PM (QupBk) Yep.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 05, 2013 06:30 PM (JQuNB)

323 Bengals are going further than the first round of playoffs this season! Believe it!

Posted by: exdem13 at September 05, 2013 10:29 PM (kfSXj)

what, they already bought tickets????

Posted by: Weiner dude at September 05, 2013 06:31 PM (8lmkt)

324

I hope the Broncos lose, just so I can enjoy some good schadenfreude at the office tomorrow when they're all morose and shit.

I'm a dick like that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 05, 2013 06:31 PM (6rcHp)

325 I see the Ravens are continuing their sportsmanship by giving the other team 60 yards per game through penalties.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 05, 2013 06:31 PM (kfSXj)

326 Love the announcers clutching their pearls during this game. "He was gonna assault him or maul him or... "

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2013 06:32 PM (Y92Nd)

327 Personal foul.

Ravens are a delightful team.

Posted by: Y-not at September 05, 2013 10:29 PM (5H6zj)

It's not cotillion, it's football. I like it dirty . . .

OMG, this is the day we've all been waiting for and, yo, Sunday will be EVEN BETTER!!!! Go, Pats (ya fuckin' morons)!!!

Posted by: Weiner dude at September 05, 2013 06:32 PM (8lmkt)

328 310 Bama has a serious O-line problem this year.

That's what happens when you lose 3/5ths of a NC O-Line to the pros.

Posted by: toby928Â© at September 05, 2013 10:26 PM (QupBk)

--Pitt is no powerhouse, but Jameis Winston's Madden-esque performance Monday night has me believing. Go 'Noles!

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 06:33 PM (bufJH)

329 The only approved cereal printed on a WIC voucher was Kaboom (with an addendum of "and other approved cereals). Posted by: The Hickster at September 05, 2013 10:27 PM (MeB2c) Maybe they should bring back Kaboom and make it the only available foodstuff for people with food stamps. That's the only thing you could buy: Kaboom.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 05, 2013 06:33 PM (V1ZIU)

330 325 But they make up for it by putting Kaboom and Milk in the visitors locker room

Posted by: Beto at September 05, 2013 06:33 PM (MhA4j)

331

I'm a dick like that.

me too!

I see the Ravens are continuing their sportsmanship by giving the other team 60 yards per game through penalties.

Just like my Raiders.

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2013 06:34 PM (U1MFH)

332 325 I see the Ravens are continuing their sportsmanship by giving the other team 60 yards per game through penalties.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 05, 2013 10:31 PM

Nancy boys!!

Posted by: Oakland Raiders at September 05, 2013 06:35 PM (/9IC1)

333 Is it true that John Harbaugh has a 26-year-old girl calling the plays? Yeah, didn't think so.

Posted by: t-bird at September 05, 2013 06:35 PM (FcR7P)

334 --Pitt is no powerhouse, but Jameis Winston's Madden-esque performance Monday night has me believing. Go 'Noles! Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 10:33 PM (bufJH) Hey, Pitt's no slouch.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 05, 2013 06:36 PM (JQuNB)

335 Just like my Raiders.

Oh, did I miss the part where the Raiders went to the Superbowl????? (dumbass)

Posted by: Weiner dude at September 05, 2013 06:37 PM (8lmkt)

336 ack, major sock fail!!! a thousand pardons . . . don't taze me.

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2013 06:38 PM (8lmkt)

337 Everything about college ball is better than the pro's. Especially the cheerleaders. Pro cheerleaders are old.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 05, 2013 06:40 PM (JQuNB)

338 Peaches, your are the bomb. I mean in a good way.

Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2013 06:40 PM (U1MFH)

339 Pro cheerleaders are old. They look kinda rough, IFYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 05, 2013 06:41 PM (JQuNB)

340 334 --Pitt is no powerhouse, but Jameis Winston's Madden-esque performance Monday night has me believing. Go 'Noles!
Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 10:33 PM (bufJH)

Hey, Pitt's no slouch.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 05, 2013 10:36 PM (JQuNB)

--It's also worth noting that completing 25/27 passes is a sick number, regardless of the opponent. Especially for a redshirt freshman.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 06:41 PM (bufJH)

341 Quisp had a companion cereal named Quake. Also, I was at Wegmans on Sunday and picked up Count Chocula and Frankenberry. God do they ever suck ass. My memory of them were far different than the reality of eating them. Awful.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 05, 2013 06:41 PM (jucos)

342 >>>Pro cheerleaders are old. Easy there, Senator Menedez.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 05, 2013 06:42 PM (ZFinx)

343 --It's also worth noting that completing 25/27 passes is a sick number, regardless of the opponent. Especially for a redshirt freshman. Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 10:41 PM (bufJH) It was awesome. You're preaching to the choir here.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 05, 2013 06:42 PM (JQuNB)

344 Peaches, your are the bomb. I mean in a good way.

Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2013 10:40 PM (U1MFH)

I'm sorry, Infidel. You know I love and respect you. It's just, well, this is the happiest day of the year!!! And I am (wink, wink) working from home tomorrow and there is absolutely no reason for me to even fake not drinking my fuckin' face off. I did see Chuckie on the pre-game (which was AWESOME in the extreme) and he still looks damn good.

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2013 06:43 PM (8lmkt)

345 343 --It's also worth noting that completing 25/27 passes is a sick number, regardless of the opponent. Especially for a redshirt freshman.
Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 10:41 PM (bufJH)

It was awesome. You're preaching to the choir here.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 05, 2013 10:42 PM (JQuNB)

--Imagining Winston carving up the Gaytors is giving me a boner.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 06:44 PM (bufJH)

346 Raiders won 3. I was a kid and lived in CA. If I wanted to hang with Dad I had to watch football and boxing. Or any ball going across the screen. They had a tv in the.ir bedroom and he would roll it out to the family room so he could watch 2 at a time. Late '60s/70s

Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2013 06:45 PM (U1MFH)

347 He just said take it right down your throat?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2013 06:47 PM (Y92Nd)

348 --Imagining Winston carving up the Gaytors is giving me a boner. Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 10:44 PM (bufJH) Boners are my reason for living. I don't give a damn about yours, though. FL vs. State should be a good game this year.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 05, 2013 06:47 PM (JQuNB)

349 Back at you Peaches. Think imma take some pain pills and hit the hay. Torn knee. Got a steriod shot yesterday and start PT next week. It's fkn killing me.

Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2013 06:48 PM (U1MFH)

350 I have a total football boner . . . and I don't even have a peen (owned or rented or borrowed).

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2013 06:48 PM (8lmkt)

351 Mob money on that drop.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2013 06:49 PM (Y92Nd)

352 Okay, what channel is this damn game on?

Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2013 06:50 PM (U1MFH)

353 NBC

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2013 06:51 PM (8lmkt)

354 Ah, nbc. half time.

Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2013 06:51 PM (U1MFH)

355 Life would be so much easier for Baltimore if Flacco came out of the closet.

Posted by: Fritz at September 05, 2013 06:52 PM (KIHQS)

356 I have a total football boner . . . and I don't even have a peen (owned or rented or borrowed).>>

Oh shit threes people that want to rent Peen?

Posted by: The Hickster at September 05, 2013 06:52 PM (MeB2c)

357 350 I have a total football boner . . . and I don't even have a peen (owned or rented or borrowed). We! Accept you! You are one of us!

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 05, 2013 06:52 PM (JQuNB)

358 WTF no ONt yet? Entertain me damnit.

Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2013 06:53 PM (U1MFH)

359 ont's up, babygirl

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2013 06:55 PM (8lmkt)

360 ask and you shall recieve.

Posted by: Infidel at September 05, 2013 06:56 PM (U1MFH)

361
Boners are my reason for living. I don't give a damn about yours, though.

FL vs. State should be a good game this year.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 05, 2013 10:47 PM (JQuNB)

--Of course, now FSU-Clemson looks like a barnburner. I hope they both enter undefeated.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2013 07:08 PM (bufJH)

362 Infidel, I know knees. Left one replaced last summer. Right one scoped two months later to buy me time. Let's talk sometime.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at September 05, 2013 07:18 PM (pUqSw)

363 Wendy's Ginger ...Good or Evil?>>Dyed. Posted by: The Hickster at September 05, 2013 10:18 PM (MeB2c) ########### How about yummy? Seriously nice midriffs on those cheerleaders.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 05, 2013 07:22 PM (RXQ2T)

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