June 13, 2013

US Confirms Syrian Use Of Chemical Weapons.
— DrewM

Oh boy.

Following a deliberative review, our intelligence community assesses that the Assad regime has used chemical weapons, including the nerve agent sarin, on a small scale against the opposition multiple times in the last year. Our intelligence community has high confidence in that assessment given multiple, independent streams of information. The intelligence community estimates that 100 to 150 people have died from detected chemical weapons attacks in Syria to date; however, casualty data is likely incomplete. While the lethality of these attacks make up only a small portion of the catastrophic loss of life in Syria, which now stands at more than 90,000 deaths, the use of chemical weapons violates international norms and crosses clear red lines that have existed within the international community for decades. We believe that the Assad regime maintains control of these weapons. We have no reliable, corroborated reporting to indicate that the opposition in Syria has acquired or used chemical weapons.

Possible reactions include....a No-Fly Zone (aka War).

A U.S. military proposal for arming Syrian rebels also calls for a limited no-fly zone inside Syria that would be enforced from Jordanian territory to protect Syrian refugees and rebels who would train there, according to U.S. officials.

Asked by the White House to develop options for Syria, military planners have said that creating an area to train and equip rebel forces would require keeping Syrian aircraft well away from the Jordanian border.

To do that, the military envisages creating a no-fly zone stretching up to 25 miles into Syria which would be enforced using aircraft flown from Jordanian bases and flying inside the kingdom, according to U.S. officials.


McCain and Graham were just on the Senate floor doing their usual spiel. McCain says they'll hate us forever if we don't help. Well, they seem to have us for "helping" in Iraq and Afghanistan. Maybe they just hate us (which is ok because...right back at ya).

Graham said some really dumb stuff too.

First, he said it would be too dangerous to let Assad win and have chemical weapons. Seems to me, it's too dangerous to let al Qaeda affiliated rebels win and take over Assad's chemical weapons.

His other point was Jordan is teetering under the weight of refugees. How exactly is launching US aircraft from Jordan to fight Assad going to help stabilize the Jordanian regime? It seems Jordan is about to become target number 1 for Assad and his terrorist pals.

Now that we've confirmed that Assad is in for "the full Khadaffi", why wouldn't he up his use of chemical weapons and start handing them out to Hezbollah while he still can?

We should help whichever side is losing at any given moment but only to the extant that it enables them to fight on to take and inflict more casualties. There's no scenario where one side winning helps us.

Posted by: DrewM at 04:09 PM | Comments (330)
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1 What's wrong with stepping back and letting them kill each other? Why is that never an option, unless we're talking about Christians in Muslim countries.

Posted by: Iblis at June 13, 2013 02:35 PM (9221z)

2 Obama's goal is setting up the Muslim Brotherhood in every state around Israel.

Posted by: zsasz at June 13, 2013 04:11 PM (MMC8r)

3 Fuck Syria. With any luck they will all kill each other.

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at June 13, 2013 04:14 PM (bHs5V)

4 Right hand-No fly zone theater
Left hand-Amnesty

Posted by: FUBAR at June 13, 2013 04:14 PM (Cs2tJ)

5 I'm on board with chemjeffs Let Them Kill Each Other strategy.

Posted by: L, elle at June 13, 2013 04:15 PM (0PiQ4)

6 SHOULD not be helping, aiding, jack-shit, nada... nothing.  Let them fight .  One of our enemies is fighting one of our enemies and both hate our most important ally  in the region.    Let the muzzies kill one another and then glass the victor...   heh

Posted by: Yip at June 13, 2013 04:16 PM (/jHWN)

7 Right hand-No fly zone theater
Left hand-Amnesty

Posted by: FUBAR at June 13, 2013 08:14 PM (Cs2tJ)

America, grab your ass with both hands and bend over.

Posted by: EyeTest at June 13, 2013 04:16 PM (ReC4P)

8 Oh and with this, now we're at war with Russia?   Nice going Bronco.   Idiot libtard-progressive

Posted by: Yip at June 13, 2013 04:17 PM (/jHWN)

9 Waiting for Code Pink protests in 3...,2...

Posted by: RS at June 13, 2013 04:17 PM (YAGV/)

10 Do I need to say it?

Posted by: Ellen Ripley at June 13, 2013 04:17 PM (z9HTb)

11 I tended to scoff at the whole "McCain is a warmonger" thing back in '08, but honestly... has the ever been any proposed military action, for any reason, ever in his lifetime, that McCain has opposed?

Posted by: Matt at June 13, 2013 04:18 PM (4hSOH)

12 If we don't violate the donksk friendly war powers act and act as Radical Islam's airwing they'll hate us..... Of course somehow we can't help the secular dancing revolution..."because" Reduce the military, the democrats are using it to erect a Caliphate

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 04:18 PM (d9xMe)

13 Leave that shit box alone.

My give a shit meter must be broken.  I got nothin'.

Sit back.  Watch the show.

Posted by: Dang at June 13, 2013 04:18 PM (Hx2XA)

14 Me, too, LGOPs!

Posted by: Dianna at June 13, 2013 04:18 PM (MPvEy)

15 Dear Senator McCain:
Apparently you have misunderstood, we don't give a fuck that Muslims are killing Muslims. Tell your boyfriend Lindsay that as well. By the way, your fatass daughter already knows that I am a hater.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 13, 2013 04:18 PM (cK0tU)

16 Obama's goal is setting up the Muslim Brotherhood in every state around Israel. Posted by: zsasz at June 13, 2013 08:11 PM (MMC8r) Sure seems that way ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 04:19 PM (9Bj8R)

17 Fuck Syria. With any luck they will all kill each other. Posted by: chemjef
-----------------
That's my instinct also, but, whether we like it or not, we are playing a chess game with the Rooskies. I don't know that just ignoring things there is the best strategy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 04:19 PM (aDwsi)

18 Why are we helping the rebels with their ties and sympathies towards terrorist groups like Al-Qaeda?

Oh yeah, because our foriegn policy is based on never acting in the nation's best interests.

Posted by: GhostShip at June 13, 2013 04:19 PM (sbaXF)

19 Look, do I even have to say it?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 13, 2013 04:19 PM (vh67+)

20 Oh and an addenda... The Amnesty twins there need to explain to me how chemical weapons are now REAL WMD as opposed to back in 03? Fuck the left

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 04:19 PM (d9xMe)

21 Shame we've got a Democrat in charge so no giant paper mache' heads, drum circles and peace villages to laugh at.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at June 13, 2013 04:20 PM (SzAZ7)

22 Look, do I even have to say it?


Buy me a drink, Sailor?

Posted by: Ellen Ripley at June 13, 2013 04:20 PM (z9HTb)

23 11 Matt, Well he sorta hated Iraq when his 2000 butthurt flared up

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 04:21 PM (d9xMe)

24 So when Assad tries to transfer sophisticated weapons to Hezbellah and Israel intercedes near or in the no-fly zone, what happens?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 04:21 PM (9Bj8R)

25 Obama's goal is setting up the Muslim Brotherhood in every state around Israel.
Posted by: zsasz at June 13, 2013 08:11 PM (MMC8r)


At least Israel is smarter than Obama and know that those goat raping fucks can't fight their way out of a wet paper bag.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 13, 2013 04:21 PM (cK0tU)

26 The litmus test for me is if McCain is for it I am probably against it. That old coot needs to retire, like ten years ago.

What does Senator Cruz* say

*one of three men I trust in DC right now: other two are Rep Gowdy and Jordan. And Issa....so four.

I really think the scandal they fear the most is Benghazi (hi Stedman!) followed by the NSA, followed by IRS. Lots of rug sweeping as well with the Chechnya boys and helicopter accident(s) involving special ops. So all wag the dog distract! Bring on the pale guy who is in Hong Kong and dates a pole dancer (by the way, he really needs to have that mole on his neck looked at and biopsied).

 I may be an old supermodel briefly soothed by frozen yogurt, but I am not blind. Note for camp director: in addition to window unit, corner bunk with natural light, pastels, my own new pillow, books and stuff, I also require a small compact freezer for Edie's Extra Churned Frozen Yogurt and vodka*if you want me to be sort of calm and cooperative with the crap you make me do. Oh, and I don't do toilets!

*I may need to switch to vodka vs not being able to buy Junipero gin from camps. It is the small sacrifices we make that count. I have heard any vodka will improve in the freezer. Could be wrong! In no mood to argue, darlings. Bite moi.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants with news, maybe needs rehab at June 13, 2013 04:21 PM (baL2B)

27 22 Look, do I even have to say it? Buy me a drink, Sailor? Posted by: Ellen Ripley at June 13, 2013 08:20 PM (z9HTb) I saw what you did to the last funny-looking alien...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 13, 2013 04:22 PM (vh67+)

28 Kill. Them. All.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 04:22 PM (2Gslt)

29 No, we should help Assad without limit and make him an ally.

Posted by: Tonawanda at June 13, 2013 04:22 PM (GeFHE)

30 The opposition massacred people just a few days ago. Let them fight to bloody exhaustion.

Posted by: Dianna at June 13, 2013 04:22 PM (MPvEy)

31 Did McCain & his best friend have any say in this? The same McCain that had his picture taken with kidnappers a week or two ago? This is a bad idea, none of them are good guys. They are Al Queda! Congressional approval should be sought but SCOAMT will not & Congress would not approve. This is a worse move than Libya.

Posted by: CarolT at June 13, 2013 04:22 PM (s0f54)

32 I am proud of President Obama for helping other persons of color.

Posted by: LaQiusha Largess at June 13, 2013 04:22 PM (3Z1wn)

33 At least Israel is smarter than Obama and know that those goat raping fucks can't fight their way out of a wet paper bag. Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 13, 2013 08:21 PM (cK0tU) They can still kill people

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 04:23 PM (9Bj8R)

34 Obama is Saudi Arabia's best investment decision since letting the Brits dig some holes in the desert.

Posted by: joncelli at June 13, 2013 04:23 PM (vh67+)

35 I saw what you did to the last funny-looking alien...


I can change, Baby...

Posted by: Ellen Ripley at June 13, 2013 04:24 PM (z9HTb)

36 Jodi Arias in Sid and Nancy Grace...

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 04:24 PM (d9xMe)

37 so i wonder when it will be the sauds turn, or are they at little risk for an MB takeover?


Posted by: willow at June 13, 2013 04:24 PM (nqBYe)

38 So alzheimers prevents McCain from remembering that we "helped" muslims in Bosnia and before that helped keep the Israelis from killing that POS Arafat in Beirut?

Posted by: rip van winkin at the 80s at June 13, 2013 04:24 PM (WVMUQ)

39 USA should stay out of Syria. Bad guys on both sides and the "rebels" are een worse  because they are AQ linked. Since France  says getting involved is a good thing, we know the OPPOSITE is true.


In  a perfect world, the US would follow Israel's lead wrt Syria; they live next door to them, they know best what to do here.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at June 13, 2013 04:24 PM (KL49F)

40 The thing is, you can't denigrate the military like Presnit O'Perfect and then try to use it in a conflict where Putin is on the other side. WWIII, anybody?

Posted by: Body Builder at June 13, 2013 04:25 PM (2ArJQ)

41

Muslims hate non muslims. 

They plan on killing or converting non muslims.

Muslims are having a family feud- Sunni vs. Shia, and are killing each other.

Whoever wins will plan on killing or converting non muslims.

 

Why the vuk do we want to get involved ?

I am a non muslim, not sure about ole bammy.

Posted by: seamrog at June 13, 2013 04:25 PM (cuMLs)

42 31 Carol T, No comment, no comment, no comment

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 04:25 PM (d9xMe)

43 The MSM had a field day making fun of McCain  for  meeting with AQ linked "rebels" in Syria, yet they will give O a thumbs-up for aiding and abetting them.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at June 13, 2013 04:25 PM (KL49F)

44 Does anyone know any home medical remedies for removing one's nose from another Senator's butt? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: Sen Lindsay Graham at June 13, 2013 04:25 PM (bKA83)

45 I'm sorry I am at work, it figures Graham & McCain wanted this. I am with Chemjeff,LTKEO! We don't care!

Posted by: CarolT at June 13, 2013 04:26 PM (s0f54)

46 WWIII, anybody? Posted by: Body Builder at June 13, 2013 08:25 PM (2ArJQ) Well I got nothing better on my Schedule for the next few years

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 04:26 PM (9Bj8R)

47
Its endless war with McCain and Graham.  WTF?  Like those f'ing muzzies are ever gonna like us.

As I said previously, I never would have guessed that McCain would partner up with a bunch of torture freaks. But there you have it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 13, 2013 04:26 PM (g5YAm)

48 2 Obama's goal is setting up the Muslim Brotherhood in every state around Israel. Posted by: zsasz at June 13, 2013 08:11 PM (MMC8r) His policies do seem to have that entirely unintentional effect. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

Posted by: rickl at June 13, 2013 04:26 PM (sdi6R)

49 33 At least Israel is smarter than Obama and know that those goat raping fucks can't fight their way out of a wet paper bag.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 13, 2013 08:21 PM (cK0tU)

Dear Samuel,

I like your descriptive and concise use of language here! A+

Posted by: Samuel Adams freshman English lit professor at June 13, 2013 04:26 PM (baL2B)

50 40 Body Builder, Eh..."change"...actually it would be... Vonage commercials are the suxrz

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 04:26 PM (d9xMe)

51 The reported range of the export model S-300 missile is 93 miles, and supposedly Assad is getting or already has those.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: kartoffel at June 13, 2013 04:27 PM (F3gO/)

52 I think Obama's most spectacular success to date is making Ron Paul look reasonable.

What a legacy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 13, 2013 04:27 PM (SX6wc)

53 The question that begs to be asked is ... where did Ass-ad get the chemical weapons?

Posted by: Mark E at June 13, 2013 04:28 PM (1gMHN)

54 48 rickl, He *is* Urkel after all... "Er did I uh do THAT"

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 04:28 PM (d9xMe)

55 52 I think Obama's most spectacular success to date is making Ron Paul look reasonable.

What a legacy.


Well, there's also that coveted "even worse than Nancy Pelosi" trophy. Few have achieved that one.

Posted by: Splunge at June 13, 2013 04:28 PM (bKA83)

56 McStain opposed the wars in Lebanon and Central America, in other words he opposed Reagan. According to google

Posted by: t-dubya-d at June 13, 2013 04:28 PM (u6lBN)

57 The question that begs to be asked is ... where did Ass-ad get the chemical weapons? Posted by: Mark E at June 13, 2013 08:28 PM (1gMHN) It does not take a rocket scientist to make them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 04:28 PM (9Bj8R)

58 53 The question that begs to be asked is ... where did Ass-ad get the chemical weapons? Posted by: Mark E at June 13, 2013 08:28 PM (1gMHN) I gave him my war-gas and look what he does! I urinate on his mustache!

Posted by: Zombie Saddam at June 13, 2013 04:29 PM (vh67+)

59 44 Does anyone know any home medical remedies for removing one's nose from another Senator's butt? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: Sen Lindsay Graham at June 13, 2013 08:25 PM (bKA83)


It is well known in our circles that Reggie prefers Preparation H for this problem. Sometimes with a shmear of Vick's Mentholated Ointment or A&D or S&M. I get confused.

Posted by: WH doctor aka Granny's voodoo buddy at June 13, 2013 04:29 PM (baL2B)

60 53 Mark E, They got them from the left's insistence on Chimpy having to do a Mary Lou Reton floor routine to get to invade Iraq... We're 2d class citizens even when we have power it ain't the same office

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 04:30 PM (d9xMe)

61 Posted by: Samuel Adams freshman English lit professor at June 13, 2013 08:26 PM (baL2B)


Sorry professor, I was kinda referring to one country fighting a six day war with another country and kicking their ass. With that exception, I have never heard of a war lasting 6 days.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 13, 2013 04:30 PM (cK0tU)

62 58 53 The question that begs to be asked is ... where did Ass-ad get the chemical weapons?

Posted by: Mark E at June 13, 2013 08:28 PM (1gMHN)

Saddamed. He chartered a big ole jet, ripped out the innards, and sprinted them out of Irack in the middle of one night. Was tracked and stuff.

Posted by: The answer my friends at June 13, 2013 04:31 PM (baL2B)

63 Sorry professor, I was kinda referring to one country fighting a six day war with another country and kicking their ass. With that exception, I have never heard of a war lasting 6 days.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 13, 2013 08:30 PM (cK0tU)


Sammy, I could be wrong (rarely!) but she/he/tranny was complementing you and agrees with your philosophy.

Posted by: The answer my friends at June 13, 2013 04:32 PM (baL2B)

64 62 the answer my friends, And the leftoids of course decided the sarin shells "are not REAL wmd" and the yellowcae we found was duncan hines

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 04:32 PM (d9xMe)

65 Why doesn't my phone ring anymore?

Posted by: Cindy Sheehan turning tricks at a truck stop at June 13, 2013 04:33 PM (SzAZ7)

66 didn't rogers just say  you only have numbers Not names connecting to anything

and didn't feinstein just say  in her statement you only have a Name and Number you take to a judge  with a clear  idea of a possible connection to terrorist?

Posted by: willow at June 13, 2013 04:33 PM (nqBYe)

67 I should've retired.

Posted by: CDR M at June 13, 2013 04:34 PM (dKV5k)

68 I should've retired. Posted by: CDR M at June 13, 2013 08:34 PM (dKV5k) Well I could certainly use an 05 Billet?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 04:35 PM (9Bj8R)

69 We could send in Amanda Knox. She likes to kill people. heh.

Posted by: Tom Sawed her in half at June 13, 2013 04:35 PM (u6lBN)

70 Arab Springs and Recovery Summers.  Get used to them.

Posted by: t-bird at June 13, 2013 04:35 PM (WW/UE)

71 65 Cindy Sheehan lot lizard, Cindy baby we had you on speed dial in case well...y'know? //Tingles

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 04:35 PM (d9xMe)

72 I should've retired.

Posted by: CDR M


Are you not entertained!!??

Posted by: POTUS MAXIMUS [/i] [/b] at June 13, 2013 04:35 PM (SX6wc)

73 Heh!

Posted by: CDR M at June 13, 2013 04:35 PM (dKV5k)

74

O/T but God bless Gohmert, Bachmann, and Steve King:

 

  Revolt Among Republicans on Immigration Bill: 70 House Members Risk Careers in Planned Showdown With Leadership

 

http://tinyurl.com/krrg3kf

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at June 13, 2013 04:36 PM (KL49F)

75 Would the F-18s be given rules of engagement that allows them to fire on a Syrian MiG violating a no-fly zone or run back to the carrier and apologize.

Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at June 13, 2013 04:36 PM (CdeLs)

76 67 I should've retired. Posted by: CDR M at June 13, 2013 08:34 PM (dKV5k) Yeah, not exactly an optimal C-in-C.

Posted by: joncelli at June 13, 2013 04:36 PM (vh67+)

77 Posted by: The answer my friends at June 13, 2013 08:32 PM (baL2B)


My bad, not drunk yet.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 13, 2013 04:36 PM (cK0tU)

78 saw/off

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at June 13, 2013 04:36 PM (u6lBN)

79 of course Assad wouldn't have wmds or chemical weapons from Iraq, unless you would have asked the same Dems  after they wrote the IRAQ liberation document in 1998 clearly stating Saddam needed to Go as He was such a danger to the World!.

this has always been the issue, fkn liars lie,  so many lies, who can keep up?

a feature not a bug.

Posted by: willow at June 13, 2013 04:36 PM (nqBYe)

80 67 CDR M, Sir you gotta hang.... The key now is preparing... I'm joining the guard at the end of this billet.....

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 04:36 PM (d9xMe)

81 We should help whichever side is losing at any given moment but only to the extant that it enables them to fight on to take and inflict more casualties. There's no scenario where one side winning helps us.
---------------------------

Over-aiding Stalin during WWII was one of the worst mistakes of the 20th Century. Under-aiding the Chinese Nationalists same thing

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 04:37 PM (aDwsi)

82
62 58
53 The question that begs to be asked is ... where did Ass-ad get the chemical weapons?


When the Ruskies helped Saddam truck the stuff out of Iraq before IW2.

And it doesn't take much to make chemical weapons. Ammonia and Bleach, VX, sarin etc. started as organophosphate insecticides.

Posted by: Iblis at June 13, 2013 04:37 PM (9221z)

83 71 65 Cindy Sheehan lot lizard, Cindy baby we had you on speed dial in case well...y'know? //Tingles Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 08:35 PM (d9xMe) ~ That will be 5 dollars. Got a napkin?

Posted by: Cindy Sheehan turning tricks at a truck stop at June 13, 2013 04:37 PM (SzAZ7)

84 64 62 the answer my friends,

And the leftoids of course decided the sarin shells "are not REAL wmd" and the yellowcae we found was duncan hines

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 08:32 PM (d9xMe)


Ah, yes. I long for those days of lefty outrage, when political dissent was patriotic. When Bill C's nose was less bulbous and Hil's cankles less swollen and her hair looked better. Those were the days I thought would never end. And now we are here, and it may end sooner than we thought! Get your affairs in order (Bill!).

Posted by: The answer my friends at June 13, 2013 04:38 PM (baL2B)

85 Fuck Syria. Give the weapons to the Turkish citizens and the Kurds. And if SCOAMF wants to wag the dog, one word: M U T I N Y

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 04:38 PM (+98Gb)

86 Like Syria won't lob some WMD via SCUDs into Jordan where our forces will be. Helps he'll have Russian units nearby.

Posted by: CDR M at June 13, 2013 04:38 PM (dKV5k)

87

OK.... so... War Powers Act?

 

We have no Dog in this fight... there is no REAL American Foreign Threat from anyone in Syria.

 

We would be taking sides in the Sunni vs. Shiite War which is raging throughout the Mideast.... just like we did in Iraq (while throwing the Kurds to the curb...).

 

I never thought I could be an Anti War Protester... but with this President, I may very well become one.

 

No War for SAUDI Oil....

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 13, 2013 04:38 PM (lZBBB)

88 And the moral of the story is to not sign treaties or join things like the U.N. It's not like it would stop EU-desired interventions, it would just rob them of some of the "international law" rubrics and make it more the imperial will it is eventually going to be. Eventually, the world will intervene in someplace you don't want it to, because our relative power is declining, and their desire to mae the world safe for cosmocratcy is rising.

Posted by: T. at June 13, 2013 04:39 PM (i/jj5)

89 86 Like Syria won't lob some WMD via SCUDs into Jordan where our forces will be. Helps he'll have Russian units nearby. Posted by: CDR M at June 13, 2013 08:38 PM (dKV5k) Surely there's a doctrine about responding to chem/bio attacks. I thought that was worthy of retaliation by definition.

Posted by: joncelli at June 13, 2013 04:40 PM (vh67+)

90 81 Miguel Hammerio, Mi amigo we should never have given Ivan the well insulated wire we did.... The improved C2 was a big part of the turnaround

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 04:40 PM (d9xMe)

91

Teh JEF making Jimmah Cartah look like fucking Sun Tzu.  We are so boned.  I am glad that I am not in the military right now.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at June 13, 2013 04:40 PM (jucos)

92 CDR M, yes  The russians have decided oh America is coming , we've already staked our claim  , No big deal?

Posted by: willow at June 13, 2013 04:40 PM (nqBYe)

93 Hazmat Nuclear Chemical spill Suspicious package/device Toxic National laboratory Nuclear facility Nuclear threat Cloud Plume Radiation Radioactive Leak Biological infection (or event) Chemical Chemical burn Biological Epidemic Hazardous Hazardous material incident Industrial spill Infection Powder (white) Gas Spillover Anthrax Blister agent Chemical agent Exposure Burn Nerve agent Ricin Sarin North Korea Hi, NSA. Take your thing out of your hand and think of your mother, for God's sake.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows shoe phones are 4G ready at June 13, 2013 04:40 PM (xw77v)

94 This headline at Breitbart: OBAMA ADMIN CONSIDERS RESETTLING THOUSANDS OF SYRIAN REFUGEES IN U.S. What could possibly go wrong????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 04:40 PM (+98Gb)

95 Would the F-18s be given rules of engagement that allows them to fire on a Syrian MiG violating a no-fly zone or run back to the carrier and apologize. Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at June 13, 2013 08:36 PM (CdeLs) Well if they are flying out of Jordan ( G-D forbid the US actually uses Israeli Airbases) I "assume" they would be Air Force Assets, so F-16/F-15/and maybe F-22s with some radar jamming stuff and other assets thrown in

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 04:41 PM (9Bj8R)

96 Hazmat Nuclear Chemical spill Suspicious package/device Toxic National laboratory Nuclear facility Nuclear threat Cloud Plume Radiation Radioactive Leak Biological infection (or event) Chemical Chemical burn Biological Epidemic Hazardous Hazardous material incident Industrial spill Infection Powder (white) Gas Spillover Anthrax Blister agent Chemical agent Exposure Burn Nerve agent Ricin Sarin North Korea Hazmat Nuclear Chemical spill Suspicious package/device Toxic National laboratory Nuclear facility Nuclear threat Cloud Plume Radiation Radioactive Leak Biological infection (or event) Chemical Chemical burn Biological Epidemic Hazardous Hazardous material incident Industrial spill Infection Powder (white) Gas Spillover Anthrax Blister agent Chemical agent Exposure Burn Nerve agent Ricin Sarin North Korea Hazmat Nuclear Chemical spill Suspicious package/device Toxic National laboratory Nuclear facility Nuclear threat Cloud Plume Radiation Radioactive Leak Biological infection (or event) Chemical Chemical burn Biological Epidemic Hazardous Hazardous material incident Industrial spill Infection Powder (white) Gas Spillover Anthrax Blister agent Chemical agent Exposure Burn Nerve agent Ricin Sarin North Korea Hazmat Nuclear Chemical spill Suspicious package/device Toxic National laboratory Nuclear facility Nuclear threat Cloud Plume Radiation Radioactive Leak Biological infection (or event) Chemical Chemical burn Biological Epidemic Hazardous Hazardous material incident Industrial spill Infection Powder (white) Gas Spillover Anthrax Blister agent Chemical agent Exposure Burn Nerve agent Ricin Sarin North Korea Hazmat Nuclear Chemical spill Suspicious package/device Toxic National laboratory Nuclear facility Nuclear threat Cloud Plume Radiation Radioactive Leak Biological infection (or event) Chemical Chemical burn Biological Epidemic Hazardous Hazardous material incident Industrial spill Infection Powder (white) Gas Spillover Anthrax Blister agent Chemical agent Exposure Burn Nerve agent Ricin Sarin North Korea

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 04:41 PM (+98Gb)

97 Is this the part where WW Z erupts? The muzzies are zombies, right? In all seriousness, Obama watches 'Man of Steel' and thinks he sees himself. On the other hand, we watch Monsters Inc, and we see Mooch.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 13, 2013 04:41 PM (n8LUb)

98 Oops...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 04:41 PM (+98Gb)

99 We could send in Amanda Knox. She likes to kill people. heh.

Posted by: Tom Sawed her in half


LOL. Needs a few more LOLs.

Posted by: POTUS MAXIMUS [/i] [/b] at June 13, 2013 04:41 PM (SX6wc)

100 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 08:40 PM (+98Gb)

Oh, dear God. O  needs to be impeached asap. This must be his back-up plan in case immigration reform fails.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at June 13, 2013 04:42 PM (KL49F)

101 My Muslim Faith.

Posted by: Barry Hussein Soetero at June 13, 2013 04:42 PM (DQZwe)

102 What are you guys worried about? We've got Obama AND John Kerry on foreign policy.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 13, 2013 04:42 PM (VlXYw)

103 94 JJ Sefton, It'll make the break up easier... I may welcome it..... Let Jihadi Jim try his shit in the Ozarks

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 04:42 PM (d9xMe)

104 OBAMA ADMIN CONSIDERS RESETTLING THOUSANDS OF SYRIAN REFUGEES IN U.S. What could possibly go wrong???? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 08:40 PM (+98Gb) Jesus. Have we learned nothing from the Swedes and the Brits about importing muslims?

Posted by: joncelli at June 13, 2013 04:42 PM (vh67+)

105 barrel.

Posted by: willow at June 13, 2013 04:43 PM (nqBYe)

106 I've been post stomped by JJ.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 13, 2013 04:43 PM (n8LUb)

107 100 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 08:40 PM (+98Gb) Oh, dear God. O needs to be impeached asap. This must be his back-up plan in case immigration reform fails. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at June 13, 2013 08:42 PM (KL49F) As I posted before my idiocy, the key word for all those great people in our armed forces is: MUTINY

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 04:43 PM (+98Gb)

108 Is this the part where WW Z erupts? The muzzies are zombies, right?


Fast or slow muzzies?

Posted by: EC at June 13, 2013 04:43 PM (doBIb)

109 Via Insty.   Court marshal victimizes a mother at a family court hearing.   Presiding judge ignores the injustice in front of her.    Warning, may increase blood pressure. 

http://preview.tinyurl.com/kecb4x3

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 13, 2013 04:43 PM (sGtp+)

110 I have come to the conclusion that it does not matter what is right, what is Constitutional, what the majority or minority argue (how quaint sez teh won), what the worthless SCOTUS rules, what the people say or want or protest: it does not matter anymore. He will exert executive privilege, taqquia, or just sign an executive power act and do whatever valjar tells him to from overlords.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 04:43 PM (baL2B)

111 98 Oops... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 08:41 PM (+98Gb) Oops?!

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 04:44 PM (X6akg)

112 106 I've been post stomped by JJ. Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 13, 2013 08:43 PM (n8LUb) Dude, I'm already going to Hell. It's all about what ring I can get into.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 04:44 PM (+98Gb)

113 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 08:41 PM (+98Gb) We loved your Poem.

Posted by: DHS at June 13, 2013 04:44 PM (SzAZ7)

114 I so badly want Allen West to move to SC and primary Miss Lindsey's ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 04:44 PM (lVPtV)

115 No war for Russian warm water ports!

Posted by: Iblis at June 13, 2013 04:44 PM (9221z)

116 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 08:41 PM (+98Gb)


You have seriously overwhelmed us, please turn yourself in to the nearest FBI field office for questioning.

Posted by: NSA at June 13, 2013 04:44 PM (cK0tU)

117 Maybe someone could dig up Rachel Corrie and send her over to make pieces. ...Peace.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows shoe phones are 4G ready at June 13, 2013 04:44 PM (xw77v)

118 111 98 Oops... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 08:41 PM (+98Gb) Oops?! Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2013 08:44 PM (X6akg) Actually, I meant boompsie daisy...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 04:44 PM (+98Gb)

119 Why does McCain have such a hard-on for military misadventures? Does he get off on the possibility that other servicemen may get captured and suffer what he suffered? He is seriously twisted.

Posted by: KG at June 13, 2013 04:44 PM (IPz9m)

120 If I were in charge I would send the rebels aide in the form of  some mother of all fucking bombs from high in the sky. Hoping of course that the Assad regime did not get any collateral damage.

Posted by: Ronster at June 13, 2013 04:44 PM (xAU1K)

121 You know,  years ago I read a really terrible novel by (don't you DARE laugh) Pat Robertson,  about Armageddon and such.

All I really remember was demons carrying off some people from Washington,  D.C. while they said,  "Wait,  don't you know who I AM?"

That was actually the only good part of the book,  but for some reason it has stuck with me and I am remembering it as appropriate for this situation.

Posted by: Miss Marple at June 13, 2013 04:44 PM (GoIUi)

122 What are we waiting for? There's a Reichstag that needs to be burnt.

Posted by: Buck Ofama at June 13, 2013 04:44 PM (VlXYw)

123 108. I got lots of ammo, but the trailer for that one says I need more.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 13, 2013 04:45 PM (n8LUb)

124 113 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 08:41 PM (+98Gb) We loved your Poem. Posted by: DHS at June 13, 2013 08:44 PM (SzAZ7) I am Bic Pentameter. And I bring you...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 04:45 PM (+98Gb)

125 104 OBAMA ADMIN CONSIDERS RESETTLING THOUSANDS OF SYRIAN REFUGEES IN U.S.   What could possibly go wrong????
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 08:40 PM (+98Gb)  

Jesus. Have we learned nothing from the Swedes and the Brits about importing muslims? 
Posted by: joncelli at June 13, 2013 08:42 PM (vh67+)


Hrm.   Avoid any marathons or other public sports events in a 100 mile radius around refugee settling areas for the next decade or two?  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 13, 2013 04:45 PM (oY6Yp)

126 Muzzies killing muzzies???  I'm still scratching my head why this is a bad thing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 04:45 PM (lVPtV)

127 Meanwhile the Yanks and As are in the 17th inning

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 04:45 PM (9Bj8R)

128 117 Maybe someone could dig up Rachel Corrie and send her over to make pieces. ...Peace. Posted by: George Orwell what knows shoe phones are 4G ready at June 13, 2013 08:44 PM (xw77v) ~ Pancakes for Peace

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at June 13, 2013 04:46 PM (SzAZ7)

129 Terrorism Al Qaeda (all spellings) Terror Attack Iraq Afghanistan Iran Pakistan Agro Environmental terrorist Eco terrorism Conventional weapon Target Weapons grade Dirty bomb Enriched Nuclear Chemical weapon Biological weapon Ammonium nitrate Improvised explosive device IED (Improvised Explosive Device) Abu Sayyaf Hamas FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia) IRA (Irish Republican Army) ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna) Basque Separatists Hezbollah Tamil Tigers PLF (Palestine Liberation Front) PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization Car bomb Jihad Taliban Weapons cache Suicide bomber Suicide attack Suspicious substance AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula) AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb) TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan) Yemen Pirates Extremism Somalia Nigeria Radicals Al-Shabaab Home grown Plot Nationalist Recruitment Fundamentalism Islamist Hey, it's blank verse. Rhymes are for children.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows shoe phones are 4G ready at June 13, 2013 04:46 PM (xw77v)

130 126 Muzzies killing muzzies??? I'm still scratching my head why this is a bad thing. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 08:45 PM (lVPtV) There's a Barbra Streisand song in there somewhere...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 04:46 PM (+98Gb)

131 112. Lulz

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 13, 2013 04:46 PM (n8LUb)

132 #125  Where the Syrians will be settled:
1. Texas
2. Indiana
3. Mississippi
4. Kentucky
5. Wyoming

Place your bets!

Posted by: Miss Marple at June 13, 2013 04:46 PM (GoIUi)

133 114 Jane D'oh, Ma'am I am ready to straight ticket D Ohio as a gift to Boner for amnesty... Empower them to burn it all down

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 04:46 PM (d9xMe)

134 My give-a-shit-ometer isn't working.  Too bad. Let them kill each other.  *yawn*

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 04:47 PM (u25eL)

135 There was an argument to be made about going after al qaeda in Afghanistan and Hussein in Iraq because there was a relationship to them and our national security. Both got dragged out into some asinine nation building experiment thanks to Bush. That said, after ten plus years of this shit how can any reasonable person not see that this experiment failed royally because we refuse to accept that Islam won't allow it to succeed. 
I don't think there is one person in our government that will acknowledge this, despite the fact it's fucking playing out right in front of us. It's fucking insanity.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 13, 2013 04:47 PM (Fz2C7)

136 126. The ultimate win win scenario.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 13, 2013 04:47 PM (n8LUb)

137 Barrel?  Pretty damned close.  You're on watch, George Orwell.  And not just by us, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 04:47 PM (lVPtV)

138 134 134 My give-a-shit-ometer isn't working. Too bad. Let them kill each other. *yawn* Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 08:47 PM (u25eL) I od'd on popcorn from 1980-1988 with Iran and Iraq.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 04:48 PM (+98Gb)

139
127 Meanwhile the Yanks and As are in the 17th inning


Damnit I'm still at work! Oh who am I kidding, I've got DISH and can't get YES anyway.

Posted by: Iblis at June 13, 2013 04:48 PM (9221z)

140

"A U.S. military proposal for arming Syrian rebels also calls for a limited no-fly zone inside Syria..."

 

 

We might have something to say about that.

Posted by: Vlad "The Body" Putin at June 13, 2013 04:48 PM (5RUlF)

141 132 Miss Marple, Indianola project

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 04:48 PM (d9xMe)

142 Meanwhile I'm 1/4 mile from a  pre-evac area for the Black Forest fire. Wind has my back. Hope it stays that way.

Posted by: Ronster at June 13, 2013 04:48 PM (xAU1K)

143 I say give one side the gun and the other side the ammo. Cage match.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 13, 2013 04:48 PM (n8LUb)

144 Still got no answer about what happens with our "No Fly Zone" if the Israelis decide they have to act against Assad and Hezzbellah?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 04:48 PM (9Bj8R)

145
So theres gonna be a no fly zone enforced against the Russian delivery planes?  yeah, right.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 13, 2013 04:48 PM (g5YAm)

146 And boots on the ground, Senator McCain. Don't forget boots on the ground.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows shoe phones are 4G ready at June 13, 2013 04:49 PM (xw77v)

147 104 OBAMA ADMIN CONSIDERS RESETTLING THOUSANDS OF SYRIAN REFUGEES IN U.S. What could possibly go wrong???? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 08:40 PM (+98Gb) Jesus. Have we learned nothing from the Swedes and the Brits about importing muslims? Posted by: joncelli at June 13, 2013 08:42 PM (vh67+) He has indeed. He's trying to make that happen.

Posted by: baldilocks at June 13, 2013 04:49 PM (Su0W2)

148 If I were in charge, I would blow up that fucking moon rock once and for all. They hate us anyway, what do we give a fuck.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 13, 2013 04:49 PM (cK0tU)

149 144 Still got no answer about what happens with our "No Fly Zone" if the Israelis decide they have to act against Assad and Hezzbellah? Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 08:48 PM (9Bj8R) Top Men in the Pentagon are on it. TOP. MEN.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 04:49 PM (+98Gb)

150 Stay safe Ronster.  Saying prayers for you.

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 04:49 PM (u25eL)

151 142 Meanwhile I'm 1/4 mile from a pre-evac area for the Black Forest fire. Wind has my back. Hope it stays that way.

Posted by: Ronster at June 13, 2013 08:48 PM (xAU1K




Prayers, and stay safe!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 04:49 PM (lVPtV)

152 Posted by: Miss Marple at June 13, 2013 08:44 PM (GoIUi) *** Speaking of DC, demons, and don't you know who I am, I stopped watching Jeopardy because it got so commie but tonight I had nothing better to do so I turned it on. And who was presenting a category? Mooch.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 13, 2013 04:50 PM (VlXYw)

153
Dude, I'm already going to Hell. It's all about what ring I can get into.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 08:44 PM (+98Gb)


Camp first, darling, for preparation. There is a secret handshake but no one will tell me what it is. I think it is three fingers, forming an upside down W to a M, but am not sure. I am just going to use my middle one and hope that will get me points. Preparation is key! We need to plan! Thankfully I am on record as saying that i love everyone in dc, especially our current first fambly.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 04:50 PM (baL2B)

154 Why is it that ordinary people paying an ordinary amount of attention can see what the brightest and best educated, the best credentialed and with the best pedigree can not see?

What the hell has gone wrong in Washington, D.C.?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 13, 2013 04:50 PM (EKuMr)

155 147 Posted by: baldilocks at June 13, 2013 08:49 PM (Su0W2) Actually, I grew up with a lot of Syrian Jewish kids whose families fled the old country. Somehow, I do not think this next wave has many of those...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 04:50 PM (+98Gb)

156 147 Baldilocks, My family helped horsewhisper the Shawnee.... We have a pretty good batting average on this continent....

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 04:51 PM (d9xMe)

157 Prayers for those in the path of fires in CO.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 04:51 PM (baL2B)

158 Stay on your toes, Ronster.  1/4 mile and shit to a forest fire.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2013 04:51 PM (2Gslt)

159 He has indeed. He's trying to make that happen.

Posted by: baldilocks at June 13, 2013 08:49 PM (Su0W2)


Tax payer funded mosques and muz only footbaths, plus sharia for all...



Just to show we aren't islamophobic!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 13, 2013 04:51 PM (Cnqmv)

160 you know? as the days go by these past few weeks, alex jones seems a little less crazy huh?

Posted by: tinfoil hats are stylish at June 13, 2013 04:51 PM (V+Pei)

161 Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 08:50 PM (baL2B) My hovercraft is full of eels. Repeat. My hovercraft is full of eels.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 04:52 PM (+98Gb)

162 Oh, and Obama is going to allow Syrian refugees into the US, with preferential head of the line immigration policy.

 

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 13, 2013 04:52 PM (EKuMr)

163 ... Yemen Pirates Extremism Somalia Nigeria Radicals Al-Shabaab Home grown Plot Nationalist Recruitment Fundamentalism Islamist It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Posted by: Michael Stipe's dead career at June 13, 2013 04:52 PM (SzAZ7)

164 I'm on glass of wine No. Four. 

Watch out, muzztards.  And Fuck You, NSA. 

*wobbles back to wet bar for refill*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 04:52 PM (lVPtV)

165 Have we learned nothing from the Swedes and the Brits about importing muslims? *** Whatever you do, don't tap a mosque's phone?

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 13, 2013 04:52 PM (VlXYw)

166 I'm dark complected and circumcised. I think I can pass, hamdilllah...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 04:52 PM (+98Gb)

167 Please tell me you are joking joncelli.  Christ on a pogo stick.  So... what country is safe to move to?  Cuz this one is going in the shitter faster than I imagined.

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 04:52 PM (u25eL)

168 Let me see if I have this correct. We are spending a shit boat of money fighting Al Qaeda in Afghanistan, and now we are going to spend a shit boat of money arming the same people in Syria? Leading from behind, always working to fuck up.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 04:53 PM (wR+pz)

169 Surely there's a doctrine about responding to chem/bio attacks. I thought that was worthy of retaliation by definition. Posted by: joncelli at June 13, 2013 08:40 PM (vh67+) You think Barky will pick a fight with the Russians?

Posted by: CDR M at June 13, 2013 04:53 PM (dKV5k)

170
160 you know? as the days go by these past few weeks, alex jones seems a little less crazy huh?

Posted by: tinfoil hats are stylish at June 13, 2013 08:51 PM (V+Pei)


And Beck seems sober.

Posted by: Iblis at June 13, 2013 04:53 PM (9221z)

171 162 Oh, and Obama is going to allow Syrian refugees into the US, with preferential head of the line immigration policy. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 13, 2013 08:52 PM (EKuMr) Puta madre! Yanqi go home!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 04:53 PM (+98Gb)

172 From NRO: Did the IRS Fire Holly Paz? An IRS source says that the Internal Revenue Service has fired Holly Paz, the director of the agency’s Rulings and Agreements office. The source says Paz was fired last Friday, and a second IRS source tells National Review Online that Paz “dropped off the edge of the world” that day, and that her agency-issued computer, phone, and Blackberry show no activity since then. The IRS would not confirm or deny reports of Paz’s firing, citing her right to privacy as protected by federal law. http://tinyurl.com/mhar9hq

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 04:53 PM (X6akg)

173 #130   Muzzies,  Muzzies who kill Muzzies
Are the ickiest people in the world.
They're children,  nothing more than children
With Arabic pride,  hiding inside
Acting more like children, than children.
Muzzies,  are very special people
They're the angriest people in the world.
One person,  one very special person
At 1600 Penn, will help them again
Because here is some news
Muzzies hate Jews
So Muzzies,  are very special people,
Although they're the ickiest people in the world.

Posted by: Miss Marple at June 13, 2013 04:53 PM (GoIUi)

174 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 08:49 PM (+98Gb)


I think we both know the answer, and it is not for the Pentagon to support Israel in any way shape or form.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 13, 2013 04:53 PM (Cnqmv)

175 President Barack Obama is the biggest Warmonger of the 21st century.

Posted by: Fritz at June 13, 2013 04:53 PM (G9Mmf)

176 What the hell has gone wrong in Washington, D.C.? Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 13, 2013 08:50 PM (EKuMr) 1) Civil Service 2) Unions 3) the 52% 4) Libs took over the Schools 5) the Water 6) no Term Limits 7) PC crap =an effect of the libs taking over the schools drugs 9) more drugs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 04:53 PM (9Bj8R)

177 I'm right behind you Jane.

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 04:53 PM (u25eL)

178 Place your bets!

Posted by: Miss Marple at June 13, 2013 08:46 PM (GoIUi)


I vote for Dearborn, MI. Keep them all in one place with the rest.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 04:54 PM (baL2B)

179 Mmm. Jane D'oh has a fine idea. Time to open some wine. Along with some: Yemen Pirates Extremism Somalia Nigeria Radicals Al-Shabaab Home grown Plot Nationalist Recruitment Fundamentalism ...for a snack.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows shoe phones are 4G ready at June 13, 2013 04:54 PM (xw77v)

180 173 Posted by: Miss Marple at June 13, 2013 08:53 PM (GoIUi) Awww, you took my lead! Reason #4,522 why AOSHQ is award-winning...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 04:55 PM (+98Gb)

181 One hundred thousand dead muzz Headchoppers are not worth one American life

Posted by: Soldier's dad at June 13, 2013 04:55 PM (DQZwe)

182 177 I'm right behind you Jane.

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 08:53 PM (u25eL




Here, honey, let me pour you a nice, crisp Pinot Grigio.  Sorry, we're out of gin and tonic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 04:55 PM (lVPtV)

183 Chill. 

Its all good...until it goes bad.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 04:55 PM (/gHaE)

184 is this like: when we supported the shah to keep iran secular or when we got into bed with iraq to be a thorn in irans side after we kicked the shah out of bed or when we got into bed with saudi arabia to take down saddam hussein when iraq went bad or or when we got into bed with egypt because they got into bed with israel which one is it like i dont know the point being it seems like everywhere we go lately it doesnt end well pray for all our guys and gals over there i guess...

Posted by: sound awake at June 13, 2013 04:55 PM (ZjfK8)

185 18th inning and Hafner is 0 for 7---that will do wonders for your batting average

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 04:55 PM (9Bj8R)

186 164 I'm on glass of wine No. Four. Watch out, muzztards. And Fuck You, NSA. *wobbles back to wet bar for refill* Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 08:52 PM (lVPtV) Don't forget to take your Vicodin! I didn't. Wrist? What fucking wrist?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 04:55 PM (wR+pz)

187 #152 Walrus Rex.....I see the $420 I saved this year by having my cable shut off has just now paid for itself.!!!!

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at June 13, 2013 04:56 PM (u6lBN)

188 169 CDR M, I can see a few scenarios.... But yeah President "er retaliate?" On a MD domestic strike ain't going after Ncle FM Davis' role models...

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 04:56 PM (d9xMe)

189 Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 13, 2013 08:52 PM (EKuMr)


And they'll get full welfare benefits, won't even pay a fine, and get voting rights immediately!


Must be some po'd LaRaza dudes out there!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 13, 2013 04:56 PM (Cnqmv)

190 Thanks Jane.  I love Pinot   Actually, I love any alchohol these days.

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 04:56 PM (u25eL)

191 What airfield will we use? The only base we have nearby is Incirlik Air Base. In Turkey. This has geopolitical fail written all over it. Plus we have no carriers in the East Med. All of our carriers are committed elsewhere.

Posted by: Jay Leno at June 13, 2013 04:57 PM (u82oZ)

192 189 Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 13, 2013 08:52 PM (EKuMr) And they'll get full welfare benefits, won't even pay a fine, and get voting rights immediately! Must be some po'd LaRaza dudes out there! Posted by: Hrothgar at June 13, 2013 08:56 PM (Cnqmv) Remember; Syrians are natural-born CONSERVATIVES!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 04:57 PM (+98Gb)

193
Don't forget to take your Vicodin! I didn't. Wrist? What fucking wrist?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 08:55 PM (wR+pz)




Knock that shit off, Billy Bob.  Or we'll be watching B-Rolls of you on Fox waiting for a liver transplant from a kiddie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 04:57 PM (lVPtV)

194 Please come here GI, we love you long time. Never too beaucoop.

Posted by: Goats in Syria at June 13, 2013 04:57 PM (cK0tU)

195

Thanks for the well wishes.  The fire is still miles from me and the wind is taking it further away. Who knows  what will happen in the next few  days. The wife has packed a few things, just in case.  We just happen to be close to a pre-evac area.

 

 

Posted by: Ronster at June 13, 2013 04:58 PM (xAU1K)

196 That's the spirit Billy Bob!

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 04:58 PM (u25eL)

197 191 What airfield will we use?

Forget it, Obama's on a roll.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 04:58 PM (/gHaE)

198 I only have a slight buzz. Need a bit more vino to dull the pain of all this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 04:58 PM (+98Gb)

199 I vote for Dearborn, MI. Keep them all in one place with the rest. Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 08:54 PM (baL2B) ~ I say we take off and ...o' fuck it, just burn it down.

Posted by: Ripley at June 13, 2013 04:58 PM (SzAZ7)

200 190 Thanks Jane. I love Pinot Actually, I love any alchohol these days.

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 08:56 PM (u25eL




You're welcome, hon.  Husband and I should have invested in a liquor store in the Age of Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 04:59 PM (lVPtV)

201 Wag that dog!

Posted by: Shonuff at June 13, 2013 04:59 PM (jo0fs)

202 Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 08:53 PM (9Bj8R)

Add "penalty free insider trading by Congress persons"

Add "special caste of effective royalty for life"

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 13, 2013 04:59 PM (Cnqmv)

203 What airfield will we use? The only base we have nearby is Incirlik Air Base. In Turkey. This has geopolitical fail written all over it. Plus we have no carriers in the East Med. All of our carriers are committed elsewhere. Posted by: Jay Leno at June 13, 2013 08:57 PM (u82oZ) They are talking about using a Jordanian Air base. Of course the Best Air Bases in the area are in Israel but G-D forbid we actually use act as if the Joooos exist

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 04:59 PM (9Bj8R)

204 Actually, I grew up with a lot of Syrian Jewish kids whose families fled the old country. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 08:50 PM (+98Gb) I live in Tehrangeles. Same thing.

Posted by: baldilocks at June 13, 2013 04:59 PM (Su0W2)

205 Nancy Grace....birthday emcee

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 04:59 PM (d9xMe)

206 195 Thanks for the well wishes. The fire is still miles from me and the wind is taking it further away. Who knows what will happen in the next few days. The wife has packed a few things, just in case. We just happen to be close to a pre-evac area. Posted by: Ronster at June 13, 2013 08:58 PM (xAU1K) You need the rain we've had in Connecticut the past week. It's like friggin' Ireland around here. It's pouring right now

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 04:59 PM (X6akg)

207 @193 Just had physical, and to my great relief, liver and kidneys are fine. Who would have thought? God has always looked after my sorry ass. Thanks be to Him.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 04:59 PM (wR+pz)

208 201 Wag that dog! Posted by: Shonuff at June 13, 2013 08:59 PM (jo0fs) Oddball sez "woof woof woof!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 04:59 PM (+98Gb)

209 >>>Now that we've confirmed that Assad is in for "the full Khadaffi" The full khadaffi = bayonet up the butt.

Posted by: wooga at June 13, 2013 05:00 PM (kWtJx)

210 I wonder if the camps will allow us to make our own booze?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 05:00 PM (lVPtV)

211 "160 you know? as the days go by these past few weeks, alex jones seems a little less crazy huh?"

No he's still batshit crazy.  U.S. military involvement should be about our nations security and that should be the only reason. Not because we want to help someone. the Obama, McCain faction. Nor is the Paul and Jones faction of, don't get involved or help the Jews because it may come back to bite us a reasonable position. 

Posted by: lowandslow at June 13, 2013 05:00 PM (Fz2C7)

212 204 Actually, I grew up with a lot of Syrian Jewish kids whose families fled the old country. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 08:50 PM (+98Gb) I live in Tehrangeles. Same thing. Posted by: baldilocks at June 13, 2013 08:59 PM (Su0W2) I used to for about 10 years. They totally destroyed the Beverly Hills flats with their Clampett Estate Saddam palaces built on .05 acre lots!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 05:00 PM (+98Gb)

213 JJ. Upgrade to Irish Whiskey is in order.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 13, 2013 05:01 PM (n8LUb)

214 210 I wonder if the camps will allow us to make our own booze? Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 09:00 PM (lVPtV) You rang?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 05:01 PM (+98Gb)

215 You're welcome, hon. Husband and I should have invested in a liquor store in the Age of Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 08:59 PM (lVPtV)


We missed a great investment opportunity:


"AoS Liquor and Ammo Headquarters


All day every day specials on Valu-Rite and .45 ACP!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 13, 2013 05:01 PM (Cnqmv)

216 195  Ronster,  take pictures of the interior of your house on your phone.  Make sure you show stuff you cannot move,  like electronics.
Get all of your financial records and pictures into a box and put them in your car.

Get a copy of your homeowner's insurance,  too.

Then go around looking for irreplacable things like photos, things your kids made,  etc.

This will be inconvenient,  but a little planning will save you from heartache later.

Posted by: Miss Marple at June 13, 2013 05:02 PM (GoIUi)

217 213 JJ. Upgrade to Irish Whiskey is in order. Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 13, 2013 09:01 PM (n8LUb) Can't. Gout risk. Bushmill's was my favorite though.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 05:02 PM (+98Gb)

218 I'm alternating between  box wine and cheap Gin. I'm sure my liver is going to thank me.

Posted by: Ronster at June 13, 2013 05:02 PM (xAU1K)

219 197 191 What airfield will we use? Forget it, Obama's on a roll. Posted by: Purp at June 13, 2013 08:58 PM (/gHaE) ~ Obama's right. Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!

Posted by: Jordan at June 13, 2013 05:03 PM (SzAZ7)

220 I live in Tehrangeles. Same thing.

Posted by: baldilocks at June 13, 2013 08:59 PM (Su0W2




Did you ever watch that Bravo show, "Shahs of Sunset" or whatever?


 I suppose it's an antidote to the actual reality we're faced with every day.  Which makes me want to shoot myself in the face. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 05:03 PM (lVPtV)

221 We came.  We saw.  I abandoned my post and let my people die horribly.

Posted by: Commander-in-Chief McDreamy at June 13, 2013 05:03 PM (G9Mmf)

222 Let's send our future citizens over there.

Posted by: FUBAR at June 13, 2013 05:04 PM (Cs2tJ)

223 “This shit's about to go live, bitch. Right on Facebook.” -Crazy Lady who hatez Dunkin Donuts

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit, but you can call me Michael at June 13, 2013 05:04 PM (7cS5n)

224 221 We came. We saw. I abandoned my post and let my people die horribly. Posted by: Commander-in-Chief McDreamy at June 13, 2013 09:03 PM Don't fire until you see the whites. Then, stand down.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 05:04 PM (+98Gb)

225 The Arizona Republican Party needs to be gutted. First Amnesty Traitors McCain and Flake, now Governor Brewer.  She used a RINO/Dem Coalition to expand Medicare.

First the NSA blackmailed Justice Roberts, Kasich of Ohio, now Brewer

Posted by: Jackj at June 13, 2013 05:05 PM (KLJRT)

226 What are.. Hazmat Nuclear Chemical spill Suspicious package/device Toxic National laboratory Nuclear facility Nuclear threat Cloud Plume Radiation Radioactive Leak Biological infection (or event) Chemical Chemical burn Biological Epidemic Hazardous Hazardous material incident Industrial spill Infection Powder (white) Gas Spillover Anthrax Blister agent Chemical agent Exposure Burn Nerve agent Ricin Sarin North Korea Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 08:41 PM (+98Gb) I'll take 'Terms associated with Flukes va-jayjay' for 1k Alex.

Posted by: RWC at June 13, 2013 05:05 PM (Wl/Ht)

227 214 210 I wonder if the camps will allow us to make our own booze? Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 09:00 PM (lVPtV) I knew a WWII POW, bomber pilot. He said they made moonshine in prison from fermented fruit that they collected. Luftwaffe ran the POW camps for pilots so it was pretty open.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 05:05 PM (wR+pz)

228 226 What are.. Hazmat Nuclear Chemical spill Suspicious package/device Toxic National laboratory Nuclear facility Nuclear threat Cloud Plume Radiation Radioactive Leak Biological infection (or event) Chemical Chemical burn Biological Epidemic Hazardous Hazardous material incident Industrial spill Infection Powder (white) Gas Spillover Anthrax Blister agent Chemical agent Exposure Burn Nerve agent Ricin Sarin North Korea Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 08:41 PM (+98Gb) I'll take 'Terms associated with Flukes va-jayjay' for 1k Alex. Posted by: RWC at June 13, 2013 09:05 PM (Wl/Ht) LOL!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 05:05 PM (+98Gb)

229 The Fuck.

Is this a barrel worthy offense, Horde?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 05:05 PM (lVPtV)

230 make no mistake we will arm our enemies, just like we did to ""save the poor protesters against ghadaffi

Posted by: tinfoil hats are stylish at June 13, 2013 05:05 PM (V+Pei)

231 When the innerlubes go down and we can no longer communicate, and the large, stinky bus comes for you, remember: I am "Crazy Woman with Frizzed Hair" and her own pillow. (stupid ChristyB,they now know they can break you with an old, drool-stained hotel pillow).

We need code, peoples! Preparation is key! I think one code word, SCOAMF would have worked but is part of urban language now. There is a language here, eleventy, that even the Navajo code-breakers probably scratch their heads like Clapper over. (he has the heartbreak of either psoriasis or worse).

I am considering joining the Amish, as they may have the right idea not to know what is going on.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 05:06 PM (baL2B)

232 Ever hear of a guy named William Binney? He was the NSA's best cryptanalyst and SIGINT designer spying on the Soviets, but after 9/11 became a Whistleblower. In April of last year (2012, over 13 months before the world heard of Edward Snowden), he was interviewed in an event called a "Surveillance Teach-In." Binney described in detail the NSA data-mining project now known as PRISM. All Snowden has added to Binney's description is the project name and the NSA's PowerPoint slides. He also made the danger of what the NSA is doing far clearer than Snowden, by describing the NSA's capacity to spy on every American as "orders of magnitude, thousands of times greater than what the KGB, the (East German) Stasi, or the Gestapo ever dreamed of having." When you have an hour to spare, here's the video interview of Binney: youtu.be/s976iyaO39A HT - Jack Wheeler

Posted by: That Guy at June 13, 2013 05:06 PM (EMye6)

233 227 214 210 I wonder if the camps will allow us to make our own booze? Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 09:00 PM (lVPtV) I knew a WWII POW, bomber pilot. He said they made moonshine in prison from fermented fruit that they collected. Luftwaffe ran the POW camps for pilots so it was pretty open. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 09:05 PM (wR+pz) I refer you to my movie; potato peels and string from the Red Cross parcels. 2 cigarettes per shot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 05:06 PM (+98Gb)

234 229 The Fuck. Is this a barrel worthy offense, Horde? Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 09:05 PM (lVPtV) Yeah, I'm getting there.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 05:06 PM (X6akg)

235 Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 08:59 PM (9Bj8R) So we have to create another logistic line when AF is stressing our strategic airlift? Plus any sealift for this (going in through the Gulf of Aqaba) would fund the Egyptians with Suez Canal fees. Ah, the light dawns. This is about making America weaker, and Arabs that hate America stronger. Got it. This is not very smart.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 13, 2013 05:06 PM (u82oZ)

236 Luftwaffe ran the POW camps for pilots so it was pretty open. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 09:05 PM (wR+pz) Yeah yeah we all saw the great escape

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 05:07 PM (9Bj8R)

237

Yes Tami, rain would be great. Nothing much in the forecast.

 

Good advice Miss Marple. I think my wife has most of that covered.

Posted by: Ronster at June 13, 2013 05:07 PM (xAU1K)

238 What a sad  state of affairs.  This will get uglier and uglier.  I weep for my children.  I may go thru some pain and heartache and suffering.  It will be nothing compared to what they will be dealing with in 20 or 30 years.  It breaks my heart and there is nothing we can do to stop this.  Nothing.

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 05:07 PM (u25eL)

239
We need code, peoples! Preparation is key! I think one code word, SCOAMF would have worked but is part of urban language now. There is a language here, eleventy, that even the Navajo code-breakers probably scratch their heads like Clapper over. (he has the heartbreak of either psoriasis or worse).

I am considering joining the Amish, as they may have the right idea not to know what is going on.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 09:06 PM (baL2B)




Wait till we're all sobered up tomorrow. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 05:07 PM (lVPtV)

240 They are talking about using a Jordanian Air base. Of course the Best Air Bases in the area are in Israel but G-D forbid we actually use act as if the Joooos exist Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 08:59 PM (9Bj8R) ~ We already have F-16 and Patriot Missiles in Jordan for "exercises". We've had military planners in Jordan since last year. Funny how that works.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at June 13, 2013 05:08 PM (SzAZ7)

241

We should help whichever side is losing at any given moment but only to the extant that it enables them to fight on to take and inflict more casualties. There's no scenario where one side winning helps us.

 

Only as long as those casualties are on the other intramural side.  There's no sense arming them if they're going to go all Kumbayah and attack their common enemies.

Posted by: steveegg at June 13, 2013 05:09 PM (o44nj)

242 Can't. Gout risk. Bushmill's was my favorite though. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 09:02 PM (+98Gb) Gout? Whiskey isn't the problem, it's diet and weight. Also, I keep a prednisone dose pack at all times to kill it. My toe knows I have the pack, so he just doesn't act up.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 05:09 PM (wR+pz)

243 So we have to create another logistic line when AF is stressing our strategic airlift? Plus any sealift for this (going in through the Gulf of Aqaba) would fund the Egyptians with Suez Canal fees. Ah, the light dawns. This is about making America weaker, and Arabs that hate America stronger. Got it. This is not very smart. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 13, 2013 09:06 PM (u82oZ) No of course not. We could fly from Israel where we already have a shit load, and I mean a shit load, of pre-stored supplies. Or even ask the Israelis to do us a favor and enforce the no-fly zone, but of course we can't seem to be to friendly with the Joooos.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 05:09 PM (9Bj8R)

244 221 We came. We saw. I abandoned my post and let my people die horribly...So sad because it is so true.....I

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at June 13, 2013 05:09 PM (u6lBN)

245 Captain Kickass takes no prisoners. Just like when he garotted Bin Laden with Mooches thong.

Posted by: Wonkish Sling Blade says Long live Ferminvax Pejorative at June 13, 2013 05:10 PM (dvRYt)

246 Yeah, TFG and a few RINOs could watch a few Star Trek episodes to bone up on some Prime Directive for Syria.

Posted by: sTevo at June 13, 2013 05:10 PM (jTr5F)

247

Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy

 

My thoughts exactly. My daughter will never know the freedom I grew up with. It's a damn  shame. 

Posted by: Ronster at June 13, 2013 05:10 PM (xAU1K)

248

"We should help whichever side is losing at any given moment but only to the extant that it enables them to fight on to take and inflict more casualties."

 

 

That is quite possibly the stupidest thing I have heard today. There is absolutely no reason we should help either side. In fact when they have exhausted their resources and reserves we should bomb both sides further into the stone age so that Syria's citizens can determine their own destiny.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 13, 2013 05:10 PM (J/5jZ)

249 We already have F-16 and Patriot Missiles in Jordan for "exercises". We've had military planners in Jordan since last year. Funny how that works. Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at June 13, 2013 09:08 PM (SzAZ7) We have more in Israel and better protected.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 05:10 PM (9Bj8R)

250 Well, if we end up in camps, Christy is right.  We need a code.  We also need to be able to identify each other.  Please list your height, weight, hair color and any distinguishing marks.  Anything other description that will let us know you are one of us.

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 05:12 PM (u25eL)

251
..war powers



No enabling UN resolution on Syria that I can recall.  What about that whole International Law thing The O used to go on about?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 13, 2013 05:12 PM (kdS6q)

252 Well, if we end up in camps, Christy is right. We need a code. We also need to be able to identify each other. Please list your height, weight, hair color and any distinguishing marks. Anything other description that will let us know you are one of us. Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 09:12 PM (u25eL) I scratch my balls alot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 05:13 PM (9Bj8R)

253 Remember that US jet that suffered some sort of failure over Libya?  Just imagine if those AF pilots had been captured by Colonel Crazy's forces.

I cannot even begin to imagine an up-side to sending our planes over Syria.  The hell?  Russia is protecting Syria with anti-aircraft guns.

I want to weep and pound my head onto my desk.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 05:13 PM (lVPtV)

254 OK,  I want to offer a word of encouragement.  We are descended from people who survived the Civil War and the Great Depression.   We have in our genes the inheritance of people who survived the Hundred Years War,  the Clearances of Scotland,  the Irish Potato Famine, the Spanish Inquisition,  the Battles of Hastings,  Bannockburn, and Waterloo.

Unlike those who flew high and failed,  like Anne Boleyn or Napoleon,  we are from the peasant stock which survives no matter what.  When things get bad, we take care of our own,  plant gardens,  make do with what we have,  and tell our history to our children and grandchildren.

We will persevere.  Keep the faith,  friends.  Do not get discouraged.


Posted by: Miss Marple at June 13, 2013 05:13 PM (GoIUi)

255 242 Can't. Gout risk. Bushmill's was my favorite though. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 09:02 PM (+98Gb) Gout? Whiskey isn't the problem, it's diet and weight. Also, I keep a prednisone dose pack at all times to kill it. My toe knows I have the pack, so he just doesn't act up. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 13, 2013 09:09 PM Look up "purines." It's diets rich in purines, as well as hereditary. I have a supply of colchicine and alopurinol on hand.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 05:14 PM (+98Gb)

256 245 wonkish sling blade, Thabnks that coupled with democrat voting day needs brain bleach

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 05:14 PM (d9xMe)

257 Hola!
We're at war again. All these Tea Party people will be considered agent provocateurs. Interment is the only answer.

Posted by: JEF at June 13, 2013 05:14 PM (Cs2tJ)

258 Someone who has planned well for this is ole Mel Gibson first you blow me. He has his own island in the South Pacific near Fiji. I say we go there and take it over. He seems like he could be a moron. Granted he is anti-Semite, which I do not like. So, never mind.

Maybe the Empire of Jeff will take us in as camp refugees.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 05:15 PM (baL2B)

259 Dr. Savage opened his show asking for proof of the use of chemical weapons.  He says we haven't seen proof.

Posted by: caustic at June 13, 2013 05:15 PM (/b8+5)

260 Duly noted nevergiveup.

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 05:15 PM (u25eL)

261 Remember that US jet that suffered some sort of failure over Libya? Just imagine if those AF pilots had been captured by Colonel Crazy's forces. I cannot even begin to imagine an up-side to sending our planes over Syria. The hell? Russia is protecting Syria with anti-aircraft guns. I want to weep and pound my head onto my desk. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 09:13 PM (lVPtV) while Syria has better surface to air crap than Libya did, Israel never seems to have much trouble flying in and out, so I don't think the USA will.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 05:15 PM (9Bj8R)

262 245 Captain Kickass takes no prisoners. Just like when he garotted Bin Laden with Mooches thong.



Well, there's a vision.  Bin Laden probably begged for the double tap.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 05:15 PM (lVPtV)

263 >>>We also need to be able to identify each other. Please list your height, weight, hair color and any distinguishing marks. Anything other description that will let us know you are one of us. Posted by: Jewells45 ------------------------------------------- 6'11" 376lbs bald tatoo of the Kracken on my forehead

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 05:15 PM (4Mv1T)

264 237 Yes Tami, rain would be great. Nothing much in the forecast. Good advice Miss Marple. I think my wife has most of that covered. Posted by: Ronster at June 13, 2013 09:07 PM (xAU1K) You stay safe....I hope you guys catch a break on the weather. My bil lives in Colorado....near Denver.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 05:15 PM (X6akg)

265 How's about we don't help either side in this, and just deal with whatever situation comes out of it? I've about had it with our guys getting killed by assholes with weapons we gave them.

Posted by: holygoat at June 13, 2013 05:15 PM (IGIFh)

266 This isn't going to mess with his extended sub-saharan African vacation, is it?

Posted by: RWC at June 13, 2013 05:16 PM (Wl/Ht)

267 We have more in Israel and better protected. Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 09:10 PM (9Bj8R) ~ Yeah, as I think you already pointed out that won't work. It might piss off our other...um..."allies" in the region. You know, the ones who only want to kill us a little.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at June 13, 2013 05:16 PM (SzAZ7)

268 Miss Marple, I wish I had your optimism.  This generation is nothing but a bunch of crybabies who will just fall over and die rather than fight.  Us older folk may make it, a few of  us, maybe.

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 05:16 PM (u25eL)

269 TobaccoRoad.. I have you down on my list. Next??

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 05:17 PM (u25eL)

270 We will persevere. Keep the faith, friends. Do not get discouraged.


Posted by: Miss Marple at June 13, 2013 09:13 PM (GoIUi)


Amen!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 05:17 PM (baL2B)

271 When do the Douche-in-Chief and his nasty beard finally leave for his homeland?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 05:17 PM (lVPtV)

272 The Russians have already delivered some of their very capable, very nasty triple-digit surface to air missile systems to Syria. With the associated radars. Suppressing those is not going to be the usual casual pushover of obsolete Middle East Arab air defenses.

Really the one single platform in the U.S. inventory that can reliably go in and clean up a nest of those missiles in safety is the B-2 stealth bomber. Of which the Air Force have a whopping nineteen combat coded airframes left.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 13, 2013 05:18 PM (gqT4g)

273 Hey, you know what is a good idea, America?   Letting a guy who fucked up so badly in Libya have another go at it in an infinitely more complex situation in Syria.


Posted by: Fritz at June 13, 2013 05:18 PM (G9Mmf)

274 271 When do the Douche-in-Chief and his nasty beard finally leave for his homeland? Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 09:17 PM (lVPtV) $60 - $100 million trip. Unfuckinbelievable.....

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 05:18 PM (X6akg)

275 4'11". Petite. Brownish blonde hair. I'm a woman trapped in a man's body.

Posted by: Jimi Ray at June 13, 2013 05:19 PM (Aif/5)

276 We used to be a useful idiots. Now we're just idiots.

Posted by: Peace Movement at June 13, 2013 05:20 PM (SzAZ7)

277 @275... go on...

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 05:20 PM (u25eL)

278
$60 - $100 million trip. Unfuckinbelievable.....

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2013 09:18 PM (X6akg)




Are you fucking shitting me????  Jeeeebus.  Where did you see that???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 05:20 PM (lVPtV)

279 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 13, 2013 09:10 PM (J/5jZ) We could give each side a nuke that can only detonate inside the borders of Syria.

Posted by: BignJames at June 13, 2013 05:21 PM (Sg0G/)

280 272 Torquewrench, Eh...I think Ivan wants to nail a B2...the lovely thing aout "our little buddies" is they will act as humint for Ivan to zap a Spirit and take the money to do it... Wored for the Nighthawk

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 05:21 PM (d9xMe)

281 Could someone give me a compelling reason to aid the Syrians or the rebels?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 13, 2013 05:21 PM (mdhED)

282 I KNOW!!! Let's all get the AoS logo tattooed on our butts!!

Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 05:21 PM (u25eL)

283 281 Could someonegive me a compelling reason to aid the Syrians or the rebels?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 13, 2013 09:21 PM (mdhED)




Because the Muslims are our new Betters. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 05:22 PM (lVPtV)

284 273 Fritz, Libya was Congress' fault derp not enough money derp...hey didn't choom cut mil spending this year? //duh

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 05:22 PM (d9xMe)

285 269 TobaccoRoad.. I have you down on my list. Next?? Posted by: Jewells45trying to keep from going crazy at June 13, 2013 09:17 PM (u25eL) 6'0". 360 pounds. I'll be the fat guy. My gut gets its own bunk, right?

Posted by: joncelli at June 13, 2013 05:22 PM (vh67+)

286 Are you fucking shitting me???? Jeeeebus. Where did you see that??? Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 09:20 PM (lVPtV) Here's the link from Drudge but I've actually seen it at a lot of other links....even CBS. http://tinyurl.com/lupb3mg

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 05:24 PM (X6akg)

287 Prediction:  Syria didn't turn out like we wanted it to because of the sequester and the damn republicans.

Posted by: Fritz at June 13, 2013 05:24 PM (G9Mmf)

288 I'm 5'3" tall I weigh 249 pounds with a long flowing beard

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 05:24 PM (d9xMe)

289 ONT's up, and my boring self is off to bed.

Later, Horde.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 05:25 PM (lVPtV)

290 263 >>>We also need to be able to identify each other. Please list your height, weight, hair color and any distinguishing marks. Anything other description that will let us know you are one of us.
Posted by: Jewells45

-------------------------------------------

6'11"
376lbs
bald
tatoo of the Kracken on my forehead

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 09:15 PM (4Mv1T)


Evil and piercing green eyes to my enemies or those I perceive are not morons or family. On bad days, aka this entire regime, I am said to resemble Glenn Close with knife while boiling family bunny. I had this look in the line for stupid Sacre Coeur in Paris when accosted by "n. african" male with "friendship" bracelet for my wrist. Husband said I swung my arm rather viciously. I honestly did not remember that (due to affects of vacation plague and TB). I do remember saying NON! firmly and being po'd that they were irritating me with their blather (they said some word from Lion King or kumbaya, pfft).. I am no one to mess with as I will have DNA under fingernails, y'all. Meanwhile I will whine about the thought of camp.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 05:25 PM (baL2B)

291 A meteor has to wipe out the rubbish we call Congress in DC! I'll settle for a hurricane and we will save Cruz, Lee, Gowdy, Issa, Chaffetz & few others

Posted by: CarolT at June 13, 2013 05:25 PM (s0f54)

292 >>>I KNOW!!! Let's all get the AoS logo tattooed on our butts!! Posted by: Jewells45trying --------------------------------------- Or a little Ewok tattooed on our butt. Cause he's always on our ass.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 05:25 PM (4Mv1T)

293 Niterz Jane!

Posted by: Wonkish Sling Blade says Long live Ferminvax Pejorative at June 13, 2013 05:26 PM (dvRYt)

294 We'll call it OPERATION EAGER LIAR.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 13, 2013 05:26 PM (SzAZ7)

295 $60 - $100 million trip. Unfuckinbelievable.....

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2013 09:18 PM (X6akg)


It would be worth it to me if they would keep him and crown him emperor. Seriously.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is cranky-pants at June 13, 2013 05:26 PM (baL2B)

296 287 Fritz, Yup Barky 2 face Choom.... He says to code Pinko I can't believe Bush lied me into war He says to "securty mom" the GOP hates the military.... Fucking newsies

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 05:26 PM (d9xMe)

297

"Because the Muslims are our new Betters."

 

Well, all the more reason we should let them fight to exhaustion and then destroy the ones left over.

 

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 13, 2013 05:27 PM (mdhED)

298 >>>6'11" 376lbs bald tattoo of the Kracken on my forehead --------------------------------------------------- I keed! I keed! really only 6'4", 220lbs But my son is a tattoo artist and can handle the necessary brandings.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 05:28 PM (4Mv1T)

299 I can assure you this won't use too much gas!

A lot of jet fuel - but not much gas. And, at $4.00 per gallon it is a good deal!

Posted by: Barney F. at June 13, 2013 05:28 PM (m5Tr1)

300

Please list your height, weight, hair color and any distinguishing marks. Anything other description that will let us know you are one of us.

 

This seems personal, but for the cause I will give it up.

5'4, 250#, no hair. Birth mark in a private area and I  stutter.

Posted by: Ronster at June 13, 2013 05:28 PM (xAU1K)

301 When I read they were going to Africa, first I thought of the Clintons, cause didn't they go there?  And next I thought about the fact that the Edgar Casey nuts will go batshit crazy over this one.

Posted by: caustic at June 13, 2013 05:30 PM (/b8+5)

302 5' 3'' 428 pounds Hairy back, ears, and nostrils Swell-lookin' combover from my right ear to my left ear Warts. Gobs of them. I sweat a lot Two teeth, one yellow, the other black Smokin' Hawt 23-year old supermodel wife

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit, but you can call me Michael at June 13, 2013 05:41 PM (7cS5n)

303 250 I'm not posting my bubbehs, even if mo's ask nicely. In the camps we must know each other by our love. My husband can home brew and I hope we'll know each other in that wise also, but I fear a forced sobering-up for all (shudders, shudders again.)

Posted by: LadyS at June 13, 2013 05:46 PM (J6/J5)

304 Just to point out the stupidity of this... we are going to war with Syria while Iran builds nuclear bombs unmolested.

I would question our priorities if I thought we had any.

Posted by: Thatch at June 13, 2013 05:53 PM (qYvEa)

305 Savage opened his show asking for proof of the use of chemical weapons. He says we haven't seen proof.

I found the use of a few thousand doses of Atropine to treat people convincing enough that some sort of nerve agent was used.

Might have been pro stuff, might have been concentrated insecticide home brew, but when you treat with Atropine and the victim survives, that's pretty solid.

Anyone who's been through BCT knows what Atropine is for.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 05:58 PM (/gHaE)

306 305 Purp, While I agree why are Syrians more worthy than the mules were allowing the kurds to be? File it under "not my fucking problem" unless those secular kids in Turkey are too.... Ogabe is empowering radical Islam

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 06:02 PM (d9xMe)

307 What thoughts do you think The JEF might possibly have other than his next fundraiser, Thatch? He seems to aid Muslims and forget about Christians & Jews.

Posted by: CarolT at June 13, 2013 06:06 PM (s0f54)

308 why are Syrians more worthy than the mules were allowing the kurds to be?

I never said anything about worthiness, NOTHING, only the claims of nerve agent use, which seem credible to me based on what I know of nerve agents, their treatment, and what the US Army taught me.

Who is using the nerve agent is a matter for debate.  I have no problem believing the rebels may have used it because of the response people were having.  Whatever it is, it was low quality.  Surely Assad could manage to whip up some of the good shit, its not that hard.

Maybe the weak effects were good shit degraded by time/heat, or as I mentioned before a home brew using standard commercial insecticides.

My gut says concentrated commercial insecticide, but that's just my gut..

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 06:10 PM (/gHaE)

309 I also would have no problem believing the rebels would run a Reischtag fire op trying to frame up Assad, so dumbasses like France and the USA would jump in and help them out ensuring success and fattening their post conflict weapons caches.

It would not be the first time some arabs tried to manufacture an atrocity as diner theater for the media and politicians if they did that.

There's no good guys here.  We should stay the fuck away from this.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 06:16 PM (/gHaE)

310 Winner winner chicken dinner purp. Let them sort it out and fertilize the desert. Wasn't our problem ten or twenty years ago, still ain't.

Posted by: Name at June 13, 2013 06:28 PM (KqnY1)

311 Uh oh. The Boy King is about to do something really stupid.

Posted by: PJ at June 13, 2013 06:47 PM (ZWaLo)

312

I know, let's do something half-assed and slowly get sucked into a ground war when the something half-assed just leads to worse problems. Then let's stay in there for 8-9 years while the bad guys pick us off one by one.

 

Then we leave, and it all starts over again.

 

 

Who's with me?

Posted by: Meremortal at June 13, 2013 06:49 PM (1Y+hH)

313 We lose 20x a month more in auto accidents than have died in 6 months of Sarin attacks, but this is worth going to war over?

Posted by: Rob in Katy at June 13, 2013 07:31 PM (PiTBB)

314 The idea of giving the losing side just enough to keep going is prudent but, as we've learned repeatedly in the muslim world, handing out high-tech weapons usually ends up with them being used against our own people at some point. 

Obama is just weak and feckless and talked himself into a corner on this one - his "red line" remark was ad-libbed, which is why they always make President Dufus McSmartypants stick to reading his lines off the teleprompter and not go all Joe Biden, saying whatever idiotic thing pops into his empty head.

Posted by: Adjoran at June 13, 2013 07:37 PM (473jB)

315 Purp I wasn't calling you out....the whole thing pisses me off the ONE well 2d Arab spring we should have backed neither of which ironically are Arab really trying to assert secular power and scoamf ignores...but he LOVES him some Muslim Brohood... Now he pisses me off but the McCain gang aiding Mr "no no not a Muslim" in being rad Islam's club enrages me

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 07:44 PM (6InpM)

316 What do you call 90,000 dead Syrians?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at June 13, 2013 07:47 PM (SzAZ7)

317

Thing one:  the whole artificial moral thong-twisting over chemical weapons is, always has been, absurd (same for the similar drama over nuclear explosives).  Weapons are weapons, no weapon is inherently indiscriminate (bad under law of war and Hague and Geneva), now weapon is inherently discriminate (good under same rules).  So for a great (formerly great) power to act ostensibly because of some moral "red line" on this is - for our times - characteristically idiotic.  They also aren't particularly good weapons for terrorism, no better than most others (the Japanese subway car would have seen far more horror and death if Shimryuku had used a couple of sub-machine guns or frag grenades in place of homemade sarin).

 

Thing two:  it's not about good guys (rarely is), it's about US interests.  Fall of Assad, gigantic strategic blow to Tehran = US interests.

 

Thing three:  oh noes but the rebels are bad people, AQ, etc etc.  OK.  Partly true.  Very unlikely any really nasty elements could take and hold power in anything resembling modern Syria - jihadis will face nearly endless war against them if they clamber to the top of the hill.  Syria - always the weakest of the "confrontation states," even in the good ol' days of Daddy Assad and Brezhnev, will not be a player in any game of consequence for a long time now.

 

Thing four:  none of the foregoing defines an obvious course of action for the US.  No need to aid the rebels, no need to avoid doing so.  Arab money and assistance from intel services of several states and skill of rebels and cohesion of Assad regime will determine outcome, not US actions/inaction.

 

 

Posted by: non-purist at June 13, 2013 08:00 PM (afQnV)

318 "We should help whichever side is losing at any given moment but only to the extant that it enables them to fight on to take and inflict more casualties." I lol'd.

Posted by: JohnKerryIsADoucheBag at June 13, 2013 08:25 PM (6sqK6)

319 Haven't read the other comments, but I would replay all the vids of Lurch and Botox slobbering over Assad as a "reformer" from dusk till dawn. Don't really care who wins in this fight but the communists should be raked over the coals for it

Posted by: specialkayel at June 13, 2013 09:26 PM (X7kBP)

320 With term limits, Congress doesn't go on its second childhood.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 13, 2013 10:29 PM (KpuSI)

321 1. Call Putin. Say "if we can make this work, you're really gonna fucking owe me a big one." 2. Gain Putin's acceptance of the owed personal favor. 3. Shrug shoulders. 4. Walk the fuck away from Syria. But no, we need another epic squirrel to distract from Benghazi.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at June 13, 2013 10:37 PM (Vgn84)

322 I discovered that my husband has been sending encrypted email to various undisclosed parties. This against protocol!

I have asked the NSA to decrypt those emails and forward the readable contents to me.

I see most of the emails are from the White House. If Barky thinks I will standby and let one of my clean shaven male concubines be screwed for pleasure - then think again!

I will not let one of well paid underage prostitutes be used or even - gasp - be abused by Barky! There will be trouble!

It is hard engough kepting my underage prostitutes in my apartment in DC. I will not let Barky use them like a small female dog ...without my consent. Good day.

Posted by: Barney F. at June 14, 2013 01:08 AM (m5Tr1)

323 When is Glen Beck gonna admit he is Alex Jones, without the time machine.

Posted by: my head hurts at June 14, 2013 01:21 AM (V+Pei)

324

glenn

Posted by: my head hurts at June 14, 2013 01:28 AM (V+Pei)

325 gleen

Posted by: my head hurts at June 14, 2013 01:29 AM (V+Pei)

326 Oh  fuck it. We're done.

Posted by: my head hurts at June 14, 2013 01:32 AM (V+Pei)

327 If you're going to go in at all, go in hard - go in with a half million strong army and all the trappings, smear your bullets with pork grease, and don't stop until every Muslim with a gun is shredded mincemeat. Then stay and kick heads until they learn to behave. Otherwise, yeah - stay the fucking hell out and let them kill each other. Contain, but do not get involved.

Posted by: perturbed at June 14, 2013 04:07 AM (u6Ueb)

328 We should help whichever side is losing at any given moment but only to the extant that it enables them to fight on to take and inflict more casualties. There's no scenario where one side winning helps us. Well. So much for the inalienable rights endowed the people of Syria by their Creator, I suppose.

Posted by: anonymous irishman at June 14, 2013 05:26 AM (DJgfL)

329 I've said this before, but it bears repeating. Arm the rebels. Give them just enough aid to make sure Assad doesn't win. If it looks like the rebels will win, scale back their aid. Make Russia, Iran and Hezbollah spend blood and treasure propping up their little puppet master. Encourage the PKK to slice off the Kurdish part of Syria as an enclave. Number of fucks I give about Turkish or Iraqi sensibilities: 0.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at June 14, 2013 05:28 AM (1hM1d)

330 Well. So much for the inalienable rights endowed the people of Syria by their Creator, I suppose.

--Seems to be the common denominator of this thread. "Who gives a good goddamn about the desert Irish. They'll just go on bombing each other anyway." As though preventing massacres and US/Western national interests are mostly discrete entities.

Leaving the Bosnian, Lebanese, Somali, and Afghan civil wars to fester on their own worked so well in the past. And of course, as we well know, half-assed, half-hearted, ill-defined interventions in two of the four made NATO popular *and* relevant in regional security there, and paying little to no attention to the last was also a great move.

Posted by: max schwanzfeldt at June 14, 2013 06:07 AM (N2MjN)

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