April 17, 2013

No One Knows What The Hell Is Going On In Boston
— Ace

Apparently CBS was right, and CNN and Fox were wrong: Now they're saying there has been no arrest in the bombing case.

Though, take this as you will, I hear (for what that's worth) the distinction is between "in custody" and "arrested."

Supposedly the Boston Federal Courthouse has been "evacuated," but this could just be a clearing of a crowd out of the building. That is, everyone showed up there to chase the story and see the perp, and the master of the property (whoever that is) ordered it cleared.

I also saw reports it was a "Code Red" due to a "bomb threat." Honestly I have no idea; I'm not sure anyone does.

I'm told there's something going on at the MIT campus but I don't know what it is. Let me know if you know.

CBS: "WHITE MALE:" I'm starting to think they're just looking for anyone on videotape seen carrying a bag, and really do not have a firm idea of the actual bomber, despite previous reports.

“@CBSNews: JUST IN: Man sought as possible suspect is WHITE MALE, wearing white baseball cap on backwards, gray hoodie and black jacket.”

Is This the Newest Suspect? Dan Riehl again, with another picture. This picture tracks with the CBS suspect description -- white (?-- possibly), white cap on backwards, black jacket. On second look, I don't see a grey hoodie though. I see what seems to be an olive-colored shirt under the jacket.

Dan also links this large-size picture of the site of the bomb's placement, before detonation.

I think perhaps this is a bit of a Rosetta Stone in the investigation -- I think investigators are looking for anyone seen with a backpack in this picture.

Posted by: Ace at 11:22 AM | Comments (630)
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1 And that's all the News that's fit to print

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2013 11:24 AM (jE38p)

2 It's the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Ace, but that's not important right now.

Posted by: Maloderous at April 17, 2013 11:24 AM (p2s4o)

3 The media keeps beclowning itself.

Posted by: Infidel at April 17, 2013 11:25 AM (O/fK8)

4 "I hear (for what that's worth) the distinction is between "in custody" and "arrested."" You also parsed it yesterday with the NY Post saying that they were monitoring a "person of interest" but the BPD denying that they were monitoring a "suspect." So I'm definitely following you on this

Posted by: The Q at April 17, 2013 11:25 AM (69UnD)

5 Let's face it, the internet and 24 hour cable news is killing us.

Posted by: cancer feed at April 17, 2013 11:25 AM (x9s9/)

6 Easy to say as I sit here four hundred miles away, but I am withholding panic. It's like the fog of war. And social media and 24-hour news just intensify everything.

Posted by: freemo at April 17, 2013 11:25 AM (JxTFn)

7 The latest news is there is no news and the news will report any news of any new news or non-news as it develops.

Posted by: RioBravo at April 17, 2013 11:25 AM (eEfYn)

8 J. Severin reported about the courthouse.  He is saying he thought it was being cleared on the outside by security but he's saying that "something going on on the inside is causing employees to flee."

@Bostondotcom on twitter has about brigham and women's and the courthouse in tweets.  apparently brigham and women's is all clear now.

Posted by: Caustic at April 17, 2013 11:26 AM (/b8+5)

9 I'm told there's something going on at the MIT campus but I don't know what it is. Let me know if you know. Whatever it is, I'm reasonably certain it doesn't involve the students doing the sex. At least not with another human being. I don't even want to ponder what's going on in the robotic labs.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 17, 2013 11:26 AM (VtjlW)

10

CBS's Twitter feed is saying the suspect is a WHITE MALE...

The all caps WHITE MALE is how CBS wrote it on their twitter feed.

Posted by: JDW at April 17, 2013 11:26 AM (y2RCW)

11 MIT yum

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 17, 2013 11:26 AM (XYSwB)

12

"One Knows What The Hell Is Going On In Boston"

Let's be honest, that was true before this week, too.

Posted by: Regulus at April 17, 2013 11:26 AM (JpC1K)

13
*Bites Lip, Thrusts Girly Fist Forward*

Bam!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2013 11:27 AM (mKNJE)

14 Jeff Flake tweets that his "suspicious letter" has been cleared and all is okay there.

Posted by: Richard Jewell at April 17, 2013 11:27 AM (piMMO)

15

No One Knows What The Hell Is Going On In Boston

 

Case in point...

Posted by: Charles Gibson at April 17, 2013 11:27 AM (5iuEW)

16 Breaking: CNN reporting that Kim Jong Un has been arrested for shoplifting in a Denver area Walgreen's.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 17, 2013 11:27 AM (+lsX1)

17 That's not true. President obama is firmly in charge...... So I have no fears or worries........

Posted by: Frank N. Stien at April 17, 2013 11:27 AM (90aTA)

18 It takes time to do skin bleaching...just ask Michael Jackson. I hear they are working with an expert on this though, his name's Sirota or something....

Posted by: Christmasghost at April 17, 2013 11:27 AM (lr8AM)

19 8 "J. Severin reported about the courthouse. He is saying he thought it was being cleared on the outside by security but he's saying that "something going on on the inside is causing employees to flee."" I'm praying that it's not the case that they have a suspect in custody who just wants his "one phone call."

Posted by: The Q at April 17, 2013 11:27 AM (69UnD)

20

Ugh.   This is insanity.

 

There were a ton of cops all over the place on my commute in to work this morning.   I suspect everywhere    in the country    has a    more visible    police presence at this    point in time,   for safety's sake.      I wonder if all this new    "excitement" in Boston will mean EVEN MORE cops on my way HOME tonight.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 17, 2013 11:27 AM (4df7R)

21 Journalism is officially dead in America.

They're all hacks.  They don't fact check, they don't report, they just make shit up and hope it sticks.

Quite pathetic.

I mean, CNN said the pressure cooker bombs are STAPLES in the FAR RIGHT EXTREMISTS........um  yeah. 

I HATE THE MEDIA.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 17, 2013 11:28 AM (xmcEQ)

22 What we know for sure, is that LEO have either detained a suspect or they haven't. Now, buy my shit

Posted by: Bill O'Reily at April 17, 2013 11:28 AM (E4PLF)

23 There was a report f evacuations at Brigham and Women's Hospital but then I saw an all-clear. Again.... twtitter.

Posted by: Richard Jewell at April 17, 2013 11:28 AM (piMMO)

24 The pasty white liberals are too concerned about making people feel guilty about white privilege to be concerned about getting correct little details about the Boston Marathon Bomber.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2013 11:28 AM (BVq/X)

25 The Boston Globe ‏@BostonGlobe 15m RT @globejenpeter: All clear at the Brigham. Man left locked car at valet. Gas cans in back, according to official source. #marathon And.. off sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2013 11:28 AM (piMMO)

26 D.B. Cooper is IN CUSTODY??


Posted by: SiM at April 17, 2013 11:29 AM (QCRT3)

27 This must be the new more narrow focus on the developments...

Posted by: RioBravo at April 17, 2013 11:29 AM (eEfYn)

28 EVEN MORE cops on my way HOME tonight....

****

[kossite]If you don't have anything to hide [/kossite]

Posted by: The Dept. of Acuracy at April 17, 2013 11:29 AM (+I8Mq)

29 WHERE"S MY LIP GLOSS?!?

Posted by: David Sirota at April 17, 2013 11:29 AM (R18D0)

30 Holding pattern. Good. My cue to go workout. toodles

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 17, 2013 11:29 AM (XYSwB)

31 CBS News ‏@CBSNews 47m JUST IN: Man sought as possible suspect is WHITE MALE, wearing white baseball cap on backwards, gray hoodie and black jacket.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 11:29 AM (8sCoq)

32 Gotta get on a NYC subway this afternoon and pass under the Port Authority. Ugh...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 11:29 AM (tqLft)

33 I just read that they were bringing George Bush and Sarah Palin into custody..

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at April 17, 2013 11:29 AM (9+ccr)

34

#16 

 

Hahahaha!!

 

Posted by: JDW at April 17, 2013 11:30 AM (y2RCW)

35 No kidding. 9 and 4 with a 4 game winning streak.

Posted by: USA at April 17, 2013 11:30 AM (RIg+t)

36 Imminent detention is suspect!!!

Posted by: Dang at April 17, 2013 11:30 AM (R18D0)

37 Fuckin media Running without fact checking as usual. I still hold them 90% responsible for the state of this great country.

Posted by: Melodicmetal at April 17, 2013 11:30 AM (QY9FJ)

38 Any video or pics at all of the bomber in front of Lord and Taylor?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 17, 2013 11:30 AM (UypUQ)

39 16 Breaking: CNN reporting that Kim Jong Un has been arrested for shoplifting in a Denver area Walgreen's. Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 17, 2013 03:27 PM (+lsX1) That was stock footage of Bess Meyerson in Williamsport Pa about 30 years ago. Or David Sirota.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 11:30 AM (tqLft)

40 The same CBS that broke the George Bush TANG document story

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 11:30 AM (8sCoq)

41 The sad thing about all of this is that it is very hard on the people suffering from the after effects of the bombing the 24/7/365 news cycle is very hard on victims.  It also often helps the guilty know what the authorities know.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 17, 2013 11:30 AM (kXoT0)

42 Breaking: CNN reporting that a United Airlines 757 has crashed into a convoy of school buses en route to Walter Reed hospital. Sources claim the death toll could be in excess of 200,000.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 17, 2013 11:30 AM (+lsX1)

43 ChristmasGhost, I believe Sirota is an expert at Anal bleaching, not skin bleaching.

Posted by: elliot at April 17, 2013 11:30 AM (8zGOf)

44 Thanks NDH, I was wondering about that story.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 17, 2013 11:31 AM (ZshNr)

45 Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 17, 2013 03:27 PM (+lsX1)
---
They won't bother charging him since he is underage.

Posted by: RioBravo at April 17, 2013 11:31 AM (eEfYn)

46 They've got somebody.  Bet a grand on that.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 11:31 AM (tVTLU)

47 Posted by: © Sponge at April 17, 2013 03:28 PM

***
Are you fugging kidding? Now they want to bring Staples into this.

Posted by: The Dept. of Acuracy at April 17, 2013 11:31 AM (+I8Mq)

48 Associated Press now reporting that Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead

Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at April 17, 2013 11:31 AM (Dll6b)

49 Well, one thing is clear. It's a good day for our Boston-area morons to head out to the Berkshires. Stay safe, folks.

Posted by: Y-not at April 17, 2013 11:31 AM (5H6zj)

50 It was a Muslim OWS hippie with deep ties to the Evil Tea Party who also goes to Catholic church every other Sunday.

Posted by: MSM at April 17, 2013 11:31 AM (wAQA5)

51 Thank Gaia we don't have to worry about the news media. They are always on top of the situation, reporting every important event with layers and layers of fact-checking. Layers. It's layers, all the way down.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 11:31 AM (LyF0H)

52 40 The same CBS that broke the George Bush TANG document story Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 03:30 PM (8sCoq) Fucking Bush. The gall of him trying to impersonate an astronaut.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 11:31 AM (tqLft)

53 I will believe nothing posted on this topic until the TRIAL starts.....

The media has ALREADY fucked it up THAT BAD.


Oh, and how's that white supremest angle working out for you media fucks in the Texas DA murders?

Dipshits.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 17, 2013 11:32 AM (xmcEQ)

54 Are you fugging kidding? Now they want to bring Staples into this.

Posted by: The Dept. of Acuracy at April 17, 2013 03:31 PM (+I8Mq)

 

Office Max is cackling with glee.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 17, 2013 11:32 AM (4df7R)

55 We are tipping,  you guys!  TIPPING!

Posted by: Guam at April 17, 2013 11:32 AM (R18D0)

56 talk about false flags...

Posted by: soothsayer at April 17, 2013 11:32 AM (8dspl)

57 CBS:  Where is Bill Ayers??

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 11:32 AM (tVTLU)

58 I saw the pictures this morning singling out 1 white guy with backpack and one black guy with backpack. We shouldn't jump to conclusions on this as they have been totally WRONG on everything so far...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at April 17, 2013 11:32 AM (9+ccr)

59 From the Boston Herald


The federal courthouse has been evacuated and a "code red" has been declared. Police have moved everybody across the street.


The court, located in the city's Seaport district, was flooded with onlookers after a false report of an arrest made in the Marathon bombing case.


Posted by: Vic at April 17, 2013 11:32 AM (53z96)

60 "I'm told there's something going on at the MIT campus."

There's always something going on at the MIT Campus.  Nerds.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 17, 2013 11:32 AM (71LDo)

61

They've got somebody. Bet a grand on that.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 03:31 PM (tVTLU)

---------------------

And it's somebody who   the Feds reeeeaaallly don't want.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 17, 2013 11:32 AM (5wHPS)

62 Breaking: CNN reporting that Breaking Bad star Bryan Cranston has been arrested in connection with the Boston Marathon bombings.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 17, 2013 11:32 AM (+lsX1)

63 *Layers* of fact-checking, people.

Layers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 17, 2013 11:32 AM (5Hl3g)

64 I also saw reports it was a "Code Red" due to a "bomb threat."

No, that was because Santiago fell out of line.

Posted by: Colonel Jessup at April 17, 2013 11:32 AM (nbX4o)

65 There is always something going on at the MIT campus (which is across the Charles River in Cambridge, by the way, not Boston).

Posted by: looking closely at April 17, 2013 11:32 AM (6Q9g2)

66 Live updates: http://livewire.wcvb.com/Event/117th_Running_of_Boston_Marathon#ixzz2Qkc1TLBi

Posted by: 80sBaby at April 17, 2013 11:33 AM (YjDyJ)

67 And on the Sundays he's not going to the Catholic Church he's attending an Evangelical Church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2013 11:33 AM (BVq/X)

68 BREAKING: David Sirota seen loading a pressure cooker with Calvin Klein skin conditioner and a gallon of amyl nitrate.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 11:33 AM (LyF0H)

69 Holy shit, not a good day to be in Boston.

Posted by: EC at April 17, 2013 11:33 AM (GQ8sn)

70 This just in: "some say" something's just come in...

Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2013 11:33 AM (FcR7P)

71 CNN reporting that Anderson Cooper got his start as the host of "The Mole"

Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at April 17, 2013 11:33 AM (Dll6b)

72 They have nothing about MIT

Posted by: Vic at April 17, 2013 11:33 AM (53z96)

73 Sherry, you're in OK right?  My stepson just got to Ft. Sill for his MOS school.  What's the best way to get to Lawton?

Posted by: EC at April 17, 2013 11:34 AM (GQ8sn)

74 There is always something going on at the MIT campus (which is across the Charles River in Cambridge, by the way, not Boston).

Posted by: looking closely at April 17, 2013 03:32 PM (6Q9g2)

 

People   call FOXBORO "Boston," so Cambridge is    shit outta luck,   I'm afraid.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 17, 2013 11:34 AM (4df7R)

75 ....they have been totally WRONG on everything so far...

****

It's the only thing you actually can count on

Posted by: The Dept. of Acuracy at April 17, 2013 11:34 AM (+I8Mq)

76 I wonder if all this new "excitement" in Boston will mean EVEN MORE cops on my way HOME tonight.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 17, 2013 03:27 PM (4df7R)

Same, but oddly, some sorry dude got yanked off my train for jumping the turnstile.  So they aint just looking for bomb threats apparently.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 11:34 AM (+xmn4)

77 OT but good news: Sharyl Attkisson ‏@SharylAttkisson 7m CBS News has learned that previously unknown whistleblowers on #Benghazi are now speaking to Congressional investigators.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2013 11:34 AM (piMMO)

78 They have nothing about MIT
Posted by: Vic


Well,  check out these mitts - BAM!  BAM!

Posted by: David Sirota at April 17, 2013 11:34 AM (R18D0)

79 BPD is reporting that they are tired of reporters    'just making shit up', and are going to start arresting them immediately for disorderly conduct.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 17, 2013 11:34 AM (sBUAE)

80 Wish to G@d that they're treating him as an unlawful combatant instead of detainee/arrestee.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 17, 2013 11:35 AM (kqqGm)

81 DrewM ‏@DrewMTips 39m Ok, the CNN chick just said it'll be easier to find the guy if he's a domestic terrorist because "US isn't that big". There are no words

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 11:35 AM (8sCoq)

82 JUST IN: Man sought as possible suspect is WHITE MALE, wearing white baseball cap on backwards, gray hoodie and black jacket.

Sounds like Michael al-Moore.  Someone bait a trap with one of those 7-lb burritos.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 17, 2013 11:35 AM (/kI1Q)

83 77 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2013 03:34 PM (piMMO) Sharyl Attkisson to be "detained" in 5...4...3..2...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 11:35 AM (tqLft)

84 in other news, CBS reported that congressman Elmer Fudd Introduces Bill to Protect Cancer Patients.

Posted by: mallfly at April 17, 2013 11:35 AM (bJm7W)

85 Evan Hill ‏@evanchill 49m CNN's John King says Boston source who confirmed arrest won't talk now, told him there's "significant blowback."

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 11:35 AM (8sCoq)

86

Elaine: What about your fact-checking job?

The Wiz: Here's a fact: I'm The Wiz and everybody loves me! I'm The Wiz!

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 17, 2013 11:35 AM (5wHPS)

87 And on the Sundays he's not going to the Catholic Church he's attending an Evangelical Church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2013 03:33 PM (BVq/X)

 

He's also    the    local     mohel.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 17, 2013 11:35 AM (4df7R)

88 Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. Or, slap my butt and call me Sally. What a surprise that no one knows what is going on (except Raylan).

Bizarro world, I am telling you.

The next time I check in there will be chatter of grassy knolls. For whom the bell tolls.

I guess this is what happens when jug-ears are at the helm. Joe Biden apparently has taken over the WH Situation Room.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 11:36 AM (baL2B)

89 They sure do have a suspect at the courthouse. All those stinkin' lawyers there, one of 'em must be guilty of somethin'.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 17, 2013 11:36 AM (+x+o6)

90 5m

UPDATING: Fagor America Inc, maker of pressure cooker used as part of bomb at Boston Marathon, promises 'full cooperation.'

Fagor says it sells pressure cookers in 100 countries 'in quantities larger than one million units per year.'

http://tinyurl.com/7x26mnm

Posted by: Caustic at April 17, 2013 11:36 AM (/b8+5)

91 Where's Jack Ruby when you need him?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 17, 2013 11:36 AM (SO2Q8)

92 80 Wish to G@d that they're treating him as an unlawful combatant instead of detainee/arrestee. Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 17, 2013 03:35 PM (kqqGm) This administration?! No fucking way. He'll be shut up tighter than Roman Polanski's dream date.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 11:36 AM (tqLft)

93

Posted by: EC at April 17, 2013 03:34 PM (GQ8sn)

Coming in from where, EC?  And driving or flying?

Posted by: Country Singer at April 17, 2013 11:36 AM (L8r/r)

94 I did basic and AIT at Ft. Sill. It's a lovely spot of desolation and armadillos, but mainly desolation.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 17, 2013 11:36 AM (ZshNr)

95 fact checking: does it make Republicans look bad? Check.

Posted by: mallfly at April 17, 2013 11:36 AM (bJm7W)

96 CNN's John King says Boston source who confirmed arrest won't talk now, told him there's "significant blowback."

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 03:35 PM (8sCoq)


Is this code for Mexican?

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 11:36 AM (baL2B)

97 MIT Romney has a campus?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 17, 2013 11:36 AM (SO2Q8)

98 Sherry, you're in OK right? My stepson just got to Ft. Sill for his MOS school. What's the best way to get to Lawton?

Posted by: EC at April 17, 2013 03:34 PM (GQ8sn)

Flying?  Fly into Oklahoma City and rent a car.  Otherwise, OKC is a major crossroads for several Interstates. 

I live in Tulsa.  About 120 miles NE of OKC. 

Soona lives close to OKC, he would have a better grasp of that part of the state.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 17, 2013 11:37 AM (kXoT0)

99 Sherry McEvil: "It also often helps the guilty know what the authorities know." Up to a point, yes. At this point, I'd like to think it's confusing the hell out of them.

Posted by: JPS at April 17, 2013 11:37 AM (7R+dq)

100 Layers and layers, like an Onion.  Facts is hard.

Posted by: MSM at April 17, 2013 11:37 AM (71LDo)

101 What did we really expect? A bunch over-educated douchebags with the combined IQ in the newsroom about equal to Brownie Troop that think they're living in an Aaron Sorkin script.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 17, 2013 11:37 AM (Fz2C7)

102 This is such a mess. The only thing that is clear is we need some strong, common sense pressure cooker legislation.

Posted by: MostlyRight at April 17, 2013 11:37 AM (w9AQ4)

103 @NolteNC CNN now airing video of OJ's Bronco fleeing police.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 11:37 AM (8sCoq)

104 2 It's the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Ace, but that's not important right now. Posted by: Maloderous at April 17, 2013 03:24 PM (p2s4o) Okay I LOL'd

Posted by: Truman North at April 17, 2013 11:37 AM (I2LwF)

105

CNN Editor 1:  Let's tell them there has been an arrest...

CNN Editor 2:  Ok.

CNN Editor 1:  ... and we'll say he's "dark skinned."

CNN Editor 2:  Gotcha.

CNN Editor 1:   Then an hour or so later we'll say there hasn't been an arrest.

CNN Editor 2:  Alrighty.

CNN Editor 1:  And then we'll say a suspect has been identified...

CNN Editor 2:  Yes (giggle).

CNN Editor 1:  ... and that he's a White Guy.

CNN Editor 2:  Ha!  That's awesome!

CNN Editor 1:  I knew you'd like it.  First they'll be relieved that it is probably a foreigner -

CNN Editor 2:  And then they'll be SUPER disappointed that it's one of THEM!

CNN Editor 1:  Right!

CNN Editor 2:  Ooh, that's good.  That's REALLY good...

CNN Editor 1:  Of course, we won't know who the fuck actually did this, but -

CNN Editors 1 and 2 (simultaneously):  WHO CARES?!!!

Posted by: Cat Litter at April 17, 2013 11:37 AM (x9s9/)

106 92 UPDATING: Fagor America Inc, maker of pressure cooker used as part of bomb at Boston Marathon, promises 'full cooperation.'Fagor says it sells pressure cookers in 100 countries 'in quantities larger than one million units per year.'http://tinyurl.com/7x26mnm Posted by: Caustic at April 17, 2013 03:36 PM (/b8+5) Needle. Haystack. (some assembly required).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 11:37 AM (tqLft)

107 98 CNN's John King says Boston source who confirmed arrest won't talk now, told him there's "significant blowback."

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 03:35 PM (8sCoq)

Is this code for Mexican?

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 03:36 PM (baL2B)


  Blowback not wetback .. I denounce myself...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at April 17, 2013 11:37 AM (9+ccr)

108 You wanna know what's goin' on?

THIS GUY, RIGHT HERE!

Posted by: David Sirota [/i] [/b] at April 17, 2013 11:37 AM (5Hl3g)

109 Do keep   us informed of the MIT stuff, Ace. GDaughter # 2 is there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 17, 2013 11:38 AM (+z4pE)

110 correction from CBS: it should have been Renee Elmers. Our apologies to the five people who trust us.

Posted by: mallfly at April 17, 2013 11:38 AM (bJm7W)

111 Ok, the CNN chick just said it'll be easier to find the guy if he's a domestic terrorist because "US isn't that big". There are no words That's because nothing exists outside of the coasts.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2013 11:38 AM (GFM2b)

112 NDH, now we know why they needed to fire her

Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2013 11:38 AM (Y8t25)

113 http://www.oklahoma-map.org/road-map.htm

Lawton is SW of OKC.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 17, 2013 11:38 AM (kXoT0)

114 BREAKING: David Sirota arrested during his performance at "The Queen Mary" for mangling the lyrics to Judy Garland's "Man That Got Away."

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 11:38 AM (LyF0H)

115 I'm just going to ignore everything until Friday or so.

Posted by: toby928© of the sticky socks at April 17, 2013 11:38 AM (QupBk)

116 Fagor. Fag or what, Macho?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 11:38 AM (tqLft)

117

USS Diversity:

 

yep, I'd believe that to be the case.  perhaps no a grand, but I'd put a cnote on it.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 11:38 AM (tVTLU)

118 "I'm told there's something going on at the MIT campus but I don't know what it is. Let me know if you know." A couple of colleges in the Northeast are having their annual "skip classes and get wasted" day today, so it could be that

Posted by: The Q at April 17, 2013 11:38 AM (69UnD)

119 hey, when it comes to into, Sirota is serious you guys

Posted by: mallfly at April 17, 2013 11:38 AM (bJm7W)

120 Ace needs to go to Boston and cover this story first hand.

Posted by: waldo at April 17, 2013 11:39 AM (y2XjR)

121 My money is currently on 2 disassociated loners/losers with no ideology other than it'd be cool to kill some people on TV.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 17, 2013 11:39 AM (SO2Q8)

122 UPDATING: Fagor America Inc, maker of pressure cooker used as part of bomb at Boston Marathon, promises 'full cooperation' Sirota makes cookers now?

Posted by: Truman North at April 17, 2013 11:39 AM (I2LwF)

123 NDH, now we know why they needed to fire her *** Attkisson? I don't recall that story. HELL, she's all they've got!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2013 11:39 AM (piMMO)

124 Breaking: CNN reporting rock legend Eddie Van Halen has been awarded a Nobel Prize in physics for his work on methods for measuring individual quantum systems.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 17, 2013 11:39 AM (+lsX1)

125 123 My money is currently on 2 disassociated loners/losers with no ideology other than it'd be cool to kill some people on TV.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 17, 2013 03:39 PM (SO2Q


  I think you're probably right...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at April 17, 2013 11:39 AM (9+ccr)

126 I got this. Me and the boss is all over it like white guys on ricin

Posted by: Sherrif Joe Bite me at April 17, 2013 11:40 AM (vXqv3)

127 The best news thus far today? No Shep Smith.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2013 11:40 AM (piMMO)

128 NRCC has dropped Sanford.  The trespassing charge was one screw up too many.  Of course they never like him to begin with.


http://is.gd/AFl64n

Posted by: Vic at April 17, 2013 11:40 AM (53z96)

129 the FDC is banning generic Oxycontin; eastern Kentucky hardest hit...

Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at April 17, 2013 11:40 AM (Dll6b)

130 Ok, the CNN chick just said it'll be easier to find the guy if he's a domestic terrorist because "US isn't that big". There are no words That's because nothing exists outside of the coasts. Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2013 03:38 PM (GFM2b) You know, if brain cells are going to die, I would rather it be from alcohol consumption than from asjdf;aau2na Sorree abut tht cannae brain do 2 stupdi overdoze.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 17, 2013 11:40 AM (VtjlW)

131

@130 NRCC has dropped Sanford. The trespassing charge was one screw up too many. Of course they never like him to begin with.

---------------------

 

Too bad someone has to win that election...

 

Posted by: junior at April 17, 2013 11:41 AM (UWFpX)

132 What??? Fox was wrong about something?? No fuckin way. But what about all those "dark skinned" assholes I was ready to go mow down with my assault rifle? I guess they'll have to wait.

Posted by: Totalfaggot at April 17, 2013 11:41 AM (MtyGU)

133 Heh. What must be going on that's SO BAD that CBS will report on Benghazi in order to distract from it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2013 11:41 AM (piMMO)

134 Flying? Fly into Oklahoma City and rent a car. Otherwise, OKC is a major crossroads for several Interstates.
I live in Tulsa. About 120 miles NE of OKC.
Soona lives close to OKC, he would have a better grasp of that part of the state.



Thanks.  I'm considering flying there to visit him while he's there.  We're not sure where he'll end up afterwards when he starts his active duty assignment.  It might be the only chance before he ends up on the other side of the world.

Posted by: EC at April 17, 2013 11:41 AM (GQ8sn)

135 FYI I know a source for unregistered pressure cookers. Now's your chance to  buy before the coming bans.

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 17, 2013 11:41 AM (pAlYe)

136 We must hold pressure cooker manufactures liable for the use or misuse of their products. It is a well known fact that if pressure cookers are not used properly and lawfully they can cause serious damage. If W. had not cut back on product safety testing this recent tragedy and unknown others could have been prevented.

Posted by: RioBravo at April 17, 2013 11:41 AM (eEfYn)

137 My guess he WAS arrested, the perp is either a member of the Religion of Peace or a Lefty, and the MFM is waiting for their instructions from The Palace on how to spin this.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at April 17, 2013 11:41 AM (7ObY1)

138 126 Breaking: CNN reporting rock legend Eddie Van Halen has been awarded a Nobel Prize in physics for his work on methods for measuring individual quantum systems. Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 17, 2013 03:39 PM (+lsX1) Laugh. Brian May from Queen (stop tittering) is a real astronomy geek. I think I learned that here on an old ONT. AOSHQ - Award-winning, like a hammer!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 11:41 AM (tqLft)

139 There are no tweets about MIT. So, I think that is a rumor.

Posted by: waldo at April 17, 2013 11:41 AM (y2XjR)

140 The best news thus far today?

No Shep Smith.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2013 03:40 PM (piMMO)

 

SHHHH!!!!    If you speak his name he'll appear!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 17, 2013 11:41 AM (4df7R)

141 Ok, the CNN chick just said it'll be easier to find the guy if he's a domestic terrorist because "US isn't that big". There are no words

If the perp had half the brains God gave a goat, he'd have driven up to Canada Monday afternoon.  Cross over at Buffalo, "just here to see the Falls."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 17, 2013 11:41 AM (/kI1Q)

142

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 17, 2013 03:39 PM (+lsX1)

 

That bastard! 

Posted by: Brian Cox at April 17, 2013 11:41 AM (L8r/r)

143 NRCC has dropped Sanford.

Says The State.  Quoting unnamed sources.

Posted by: toby928© of the sticky socks at April 17, 2013 11:42 AM (QupBk)

144 It's Schrodinger's terrorist! He's both arrested and unarrested, until someone actually looks in the jailhouse to see!

Posted by: Brother Cavil Presents: Beaver vs Ampersand at April 17, 2013 11:42 AM (fMiHM)

145 Assholes call in bomb threats. Asshole, muzzie, cowards carry them out. Shut down the work/student visa system. Account for every one of these motherfuckers, (we know who they are) Shut down the borders. Call me what you will, I stopped giving a fuck along time ago.

Posted by: dananjcon self hating woploc at April 17, 2013 11:42 AM (jvd3N)

146 Fagor = Sirota + Al Gore.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 11:42 AM (tqLft)

147 I didn't see the movie, and what I did was unwatchable, but doesn't that David Sirota guy remind you of Zoolander?

Posted by: © Sponge at April 17, 2013 11:42 AM (xmcEQ)

148 If the perp had half the brains God gave a goat, he'd have driven up to Canada Monday afternoon. Cross over at Buffalo, "just here to see the Falls."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 17, 2013 03:41 PM (/kI1Q)

 

All he'd have to do is drive up through NH, leave his car in Pittsburg or Colebrook, walk into the woods, and WALK across the fucking border.   Worst case scenario he meets a bear. 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 17, 2013 11:43 AM (4df7R)

149 SHHHH!!!! If you speak his name he'll appear!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 17, 2013 03:41 PM (4df7R)

-

You have to say it three times, though

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 17, 2013 11:43 AM (sBUAE)

150 added bunches more

Posted by: ace at April 17, 2013 11:43 AM (LCRYB)

151 The suspect is splurge. A black white muslim non-muslim who's been arrested but not yet...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 11:43 AM (tqLft)

152 There aren't any pretty ladies on Fox now. Bill Hemmer is no Megyn Kelly.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 17, 2013 11:43 AM (ZPrif)

153 SHHHH!!!! If you speak his name he'll appear!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 17, 2013 03:41 PM (4df7R)

 

*jogs up* Derrrrrr Hay guys!

Posted by: Shep Smith at April 17, 2013 11:43 AM (+xmn4)

154 154 SPLUNGE not splurge!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 11:43 AM (tqLft)

155 134

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2013 11:43 AM (nqBYe)

156 BREAKING: Alton Brown arrested on suspicion of being white and broadcasting a show on pressure cooking.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 11:43 AM (LyF0H)

157 Erg's got nuthin.

Posted by: toby928© of the sticky socks at April 17, 2013 11:43 AM (QupBk)

158

16 Breaking: CNN reporting that Kim Jong Un has been arrested for shoplifting in a Denver area Walgreen's.

------

But officer.  The man was Asian! He even knew Karate.  And he had a missile in his pocket. So it HAD to be him!

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 17, 2013 11:44 AM (EGPJQ)

159 Breaking: Hugo Chavez has risen from the dead and was seen playing Whack a Mole at a Dallas area Dave and Busters: source

Posted by: R. D. Walker at April 17, 2013 11:44 AM (6RtJb)

160 155 There aren't any pretty ladies on Fox now. Bill Hemmer is no Megyn Kelly. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 17, 2013 03:43 PM (ZPrif) Sirota would bottom for him...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 11:44 AM (tqLft)

161 Breaking: CNN reporting Margaret Thatcher will award Vice President Biden with the Distinguished Flying Cross for actions taken during the war against the Falkland Islands.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 17, 2013 11:44 AM (+lsX1)

162 That guy that writes the part above the comments is commenting? Is that legal?

Posted by: Knave at April 17, 2013 11:44 AM (cipri)

163 Pressure cookers? You outta axe me about pressure cookers, I about had a nervous breakdown, face lift and boob job over bengahzi, but really at this point really what does it matter

Posted by: Hitlery at April 17, 2013 11:44 AM (vXqv3)

164 TBH3K, please call extension 134.

Posted by: Brother Cavil Presents: Beaver vs Ampersand at April 17, 2013 11:44 AM (fMiHM)

165 Says The State. Quoting unnamed sources.

Posted by: toby928© of the sticky socks at April 17, 2013 03:42 PM (QupBk)


The Charleston paper has it too.

Posted by: Vic at April 17, 2013 11:44 AM (53z96)

166

SHHHH!!!! If you speak his name he'll appear!

----

pretty sure you need to say it three times

Christina Hendricks. Christina Hendricks. Christina Hendricks.

OK, maybe 4 times

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 17, 2013 11:44 AM (SO2Q8)

167 *jogs up* Derrrrrr Hay guys!

 

Posted by: Shep Smith at April 17, 2013 03:43 PM (+xmn4)

 

 

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 17, 2013 11:44 AM (4df7R)

168 Elliot....I hear he's branching out. If you can bleach THAT, you can bleach anything...

Posted by: Christmasghost at April 17, 2013 11:45 AM (lr8AM)

169
A team of White Supremacists that we made up for crimes in Texas are the suspects.

Posted by: This is CNN at April 17, 2013 11:45 AM (mKNJE)

170 If the perp had half the brains God gave a goat, he'd have driven up to Canada Monday afternoon. Or drive to fly over country. They'd never look there. We don't exist.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2013 11:45 AM (GFM2b)

171 I mean, CNN said the pressure cooker bombs are STAPLES in the FAR RIGHT EXTREMISTS........um yeah.

I HATE THE MEDIA.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 17, 2013 03:28 PM (xmcEQ)


The failed Jihad bomber in Sweden used a pressure cooker.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at April 17, 2013 11:45 AM (AWmfW)

172 When it comes out that the guy is a crazy leftist, suddenly the news will become very quiet.

Posted by: RiverC at April 17, 2013 11:45 AM (El+h4)

173 WHITE MALE!!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 17, 2013 11:45 AM (fwARV)

174 Ace! Is This the Newest Suspect? Dan Riehl again, with another picture. This picture tracks with the CBS suspect description -- white (?-- possibly), white cap on backwards, gray hoodie. ***** The guy in Dan Riehl's photo is not wearing a grey hoodie. It looks black and collared.

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2013 11:45 AM (r2PLg)

175 Ah, fuck. 

It's not funny if you don't put a sock on.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 17, 2013 11:45 AM (fwARV)

176 KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 17, 2013 03:44 PM (4df7R)

*sobs soulfully*

Posted by: Shep Smith at April 17, 2013 11:45 AM (+xmn4)

177 I'll tell you what's going on in Boston: KICKPUNCHING!!

Posted by: David Motherfucking Sirota at April 17, 2013 11:46 AM (leNBy)

178 Wait, has anyone, at any time, as in ever, known what the hell was going on in Boston?


I think perhaps Ace has said the obvious....

Posted by: tcn at April 17, 2013 11:46 AM (ZOUmX)

179 Assholes call in bomb threats. Asshole, muzzie, cowards carry them out. Shut down the work/student visa system. Account for every one of these motherfuckers, (we know who they are) Shut down the borders. Call me what you will, I stopped giving a fuck along time ago.

Posted by: dananjcon self hating woploc at April 17, 2013 11:46 AM (jvd3N)

180 POLAND INVADES GERMANY

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 11:46 AM (tqLft)

181 Sure gives the perp(s) a heads up to get out of dodge or go deep underground. Hmmm. Oh, Obama to announce arrest with the FBI? iIs that what all the confusion is about...interference by our Narcissist in Chief?

Posted by: Tanguera at April 17, 2013 11:46 AM (QjqVJ)

182 MSM Breaking News: This just in. A person, of interest or not, was arrested. Or not. Bush tax cuts.

Posted by: USA at April 17, 2013 11:46 AM (RIg+t)

183 181 I'll tell you what's going on in Boston: KICKPUNCHING!! Posted by: David Motherfucking Sirota at April 17, 2013 03:46 PM (leNBy) In your case, cockpunching - down.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 11:47 AM (tqLft)

184 FNC says Boston courthouse thing is a 'prank'; false alarm

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 11:47 AM (8sCoq)

185 White male, eh? Might be that Sirota homo, he seemed to know a lot about it.

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 17, 2013 11:47 AM (8/DeP)

186 I hope black Muslims fuck each and everyone one of your white-ass daughters. Big, black, swinging cocks deeply penetrating the tender flesh of your little girls' vagines. And maybe some sodomy, just for good measure.

Posted by: Totalfaggot at April 17, 2013 11:47 AM (MtyGU)

187 BREAKING: Giada diLaurentiis arrested in New York on suspicion of having two fabulous love pillows. Film at eleven.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 11:47 AM (LyF0H)

188 I actually think they're going to arrest someone, brainwash him into admitting that he's a Rush Limbaugh fan, campaigned for Romney, is a friend of Sarah Palin's facebook page, belongs to the NRA, attended TEA Party rallies and reads the bible at least once a week.

That way, they can round up all the conservative constitutionalists and unceremoniously shoot them.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 17, 2013 11:47 AM (xmcEQ)

189 176 When it comes out that the guy is a crazy leftist, suddenly the news will become very quiet.

Posted by: RiverC at April 17, 2013 03:45 PM (El+h4)


Turns local.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at April 17, 2013 11:47 AM (AWmfW)

190 The second photo, the Where's Waldo one...the grey hoodie is bending over. Have no idea, nor, apparently does anyone else.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 11:47 AM (baL2B)

191 Oh, Obama to announce arrest with the FBI? iIs that what all the confusion is about...interference by our Narcissist in Chief?

Posted by: Tanguera at April 17, 2013 03:46 PM (QjqVJ)

Would ANYONE be surprised?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 17, 2013 11:47 AM (fwARV)

192 Wait, I used a pressure cooker just last fall to put up some nice green beans----and I'm STILL EATING THEM!! eleventy!!!

Posted by: tcn at April 17, 2013 11:47 AM (ZOUmX)

193 I did my own investigation of the pictures, and have cleared the white guy looking right at the camera smiling, holding up a bud light. It definitely wasn't him. As you were.

Posted by: Whatev at April 17, 2013 11:47 AM (A7Wh1)

194 It looks black and collared. Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2013 03:45 PM (r2PLg) Nice try with the coded language, WINGERZZZ!!!!

Posted by: Media Language Police at April 17, 2013 11:47 AM (Y5I9o)

195 Breaking News: Police have arrested the bomber again!

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 17, 2013 11:47 AM (1YJrc)

196 Those pictures the 4chan has are pretty interesting. There are at least 4 individuals involved. Only one of them might be white. Might be. The two guys with the khaki pants and boots? Holy shit. The other two guys, not so sure.

Posted by: blaster at April 17, 2013 11:47 AM (pZDxu)

197 MSM Breaking News: This just in. A person, of interest or not, was arrested. Or not. Global warming.

Posted by: dananjcon self hating woploc at April 17, 2013 11:47 AM (jvd3N)

198 Obama warned us the sequester would lead to chaos.

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 17, 2013 11:48 AM (8/DeP)

199 SEQUESTERED POLICE ARRIVE 2 DAYS LATE TO PREVENT TEA PARTY HATE CRIME. (film when NBC doctors it)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 11:48 AM (tqLft)

200 Wait, are we looking for a WHITE MALE in connnection with the marathon bombing, or in connection with the courthouse bomb threat?  I confused.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 11:48 AM (+xmn4)

201 THIS JUST IN: Sources close to the investigation are reporting that David Sirota is a Flaming-Gay Douche-Tard of a Cracker!

Posted by: CNN at April 17, 2013 11:48 AM (ntNJz)

202 MSM Breaking News: This just in. A person, of interest or not, was arrested. Or not. Bush tax cuts.

You forgot sequester.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 17, 2013 11:48 AM (kqqGm)

203 Top. Men. White man with visibly brown skin. http://tinyurl.com/c3al22t

Posted by: RWC at April 17, 2013 11:48 AM (fWAjv)

204  

134, 191
(MtyGU)

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2013 11:48 AM (nqBYe)

205 You mean Rorschach test, not Rosetta stone.

Posted by: cato the elder at April 17, 2013 11:48 AM (4BWSM)

206 199 It looks black and collared. Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2013 03:45 PM (r2PLg) Nice try with the coded language, WINGERZZZ!!!! Posted by: Media Language Police at April 17, 2013 03:47 PM (Y5I9o) ******* LOL! shit.

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2013 11:48 AM (r2PLg)

207 Even if the WHITE GUY in the picture is guilty, he's IN BOSTON.  There aren't any conservatives there, so I don't know why they're all happy about it.

Besides, there's 2 others in that photo using cell phones.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 17, 2013 11:49 AM (xmcEQ)

208 Let's break for a commercial. Guns and bombs sell products.

Posted by: Dracul The Impailer at April 17, 2013 11:49 AM (KqwSL)

209 Also, it is clear that someone got a good picture of that one guy when she was taking a picture of her family. I hope they all made it okay.

Posted by: blaster at April 17, 2013 11:49 AM (pZDxu)

210 BREAKING: The real reporters gave up and went to the titty bar, it's just us interns here now

Posted by: Brother Cavil Presents: Beaver vs Ampersand at April 17, 2013 11:49 AM (fMiHM)

211 BREAKING: Brian Williams spoke for ten seconds straight without drawling or blaming Bush.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 11:49 AM (LyF0H)

212 Will the BanHammer save us?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 17, 2013 11:49 AM (+z4pE)

213 Why do they call it "ricin"?  It's made from beans, not rice.  They should call it "beancin".

Posted by: George Costanza at April 17, 2013 11:49 AM (/Mla1)

214 CNN reports Margaret Thatcher not feeling well

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 11:49 AM (8sCoq)

215 At moments like this, I remember Mark Haines on the morning of 9/11 saying "Let's hold on until we know."

Effing dillholes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 17, 2013 11:49 AM (EDjKF)

216 201 Those pictures the 4chan has are pretty interesting. There are at least 4 individuals involved. Only one of them might be white. Might be. The two guys with the khaki pants and boots? Holy shit. The other two guys, not so sure. Posted by: blaster at April 17, 2013 03:47 PM (pZDxu) Indonesian, Malaysian. Bosnian, Chechen? The latter are definitely in the pale side but just as muzzie as a Tunisian eggplant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 11:49 AM (tqLft)

217 I'M GONNA FLOAT LIKE A BEE AND STING LIKE A BUTTERFLY!

Posted by: David Sirota [/i] [/b] at April 17, 2013 11:49 AM (5Hl3g)

218 Just looked at the pic. All I can say is if that guy is white then I must be an albino...

Posted by: Christmasghost at April 17, 2013 11:49 AM (lr8AM)

219 Apologies in advance. Sorry for the delay. Sequester and all that.

Posted by: RWC at April 17, 2013 11:49 AM (fWAjv)

220 SQUIRREL!

Posted by: Un-named sources at April 17, 2013 11:50 AM (R18D0)

221
Megyn Kelly Arrested.  For being a blond bombshell!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2013 11:50 AM (mKNJE)

222 Posted by: RWC at April 17, 2013 03:48 PM (fWAjv)

He's sponsored by the Castor Oil Company.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2013 11:50 AM (/WLC3)

223 Howie Carr show said it is the Mayor's fault...

Posted by: Baldy at April 17, 2013 11:50 AM (opS9C)

224 BREAKING:  My neighbor's son has a grey hoodie. With a black backpack.  Hat on backwards.  And he's white.  And he was in a crowd on Monday.  At a mall.  In Minneapolis. 

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 17, 2013 11:50 AM (EGPJQ)

225 Erg's got nuthin.

Posted by: toby928© of the sticky socks at April 17, 2013 03:43 PM (QupBk)

 

Actually, we have determined that Erg has over 100 unique (homo-)sexually transmitted diseases contracted during his forays into volcanoes.

Posted by: CDC at April 17, 2013 11:50 AM (ggRof)

226

This Just In: CNN sources confirm that letter mailed to President Obama may have contained a balanced budget. The package was destroyed without further incident.

This Just In: CNN quotes Glenn Renyolds as saying Ewok shakes are better for you than blended puppies.

Breaking: North Korea claims responsiblity for Boston attacks. Experts doubt the claim saying pressure cooker technology is beyond the reach of the NK army.

This Just In: CNN calls Faisal Shahzad, the failed New York car bomber who was trained and funded by the Taliban in Pakistan, a lone wolf terrorist.

Only one of the above is true.  The rest is just wishful thinking.

Posted by: SGT Kane at April 17, 2013 11:50 AM (RFjw6)

227

BREAKING:

CNN led all networks in ratings for the 3rd quarter of 2013

Posted by: CNN at April 17, 2013 11:50 AM (SO2Q8)

228 No One Knows What The Hell Is Going On In Boston This has been true for years.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 11:50 AM (LyF0H)

229 I'll say this.  The guy in the 4chan picture has a white baseball cap, dark clothing, and that backpack sure as fuck looks like it is holding a pressure cooker.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 11:50 AM (tVTLU)

230 206 Top. Men. White man with visibly brown skin. http://tinyurl.com/c3al22t Posted by: RWC at April 17, 2013 03:48 PM (fWAjv) David Sirota LOVES "top" men....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 11:50 AM (tqLft)

231 Go down the left side of the photo until you see the Asian woman in the orange blouse. Now look immediately to her right. Man in gray with black shoulder strap. Unsmiling.

Posted by: KRM at April 17, 2013 11:51 AM (+fXXA)

232 I see what seems to be an olive-colored shirt under the jacket. ****** Finally! Ace gets his styling correct. next stop--GQ!

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2013 11:51 AM (r2PLg)

233 155 "Bill Hemmer is no Megyn Kelly." Greg Gutfeld thinks he's dreamy, so that'll do

Posted by: The Q at April 17, 2013 11:51 AM (69UnD)

234 BREAKING:  The LAPD has deployed in Boston and begun indiscriminately gunning down suspects.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 11:51 AM (+xmn4)

235 This just in: MAN WALKS ON MOON

Posted by: Armando at April 17, 2013 11:51 AM (5iuEW)

236 Posted by: Brother Cavil Presents: Beaver vs Ampersand at April 17, 2013 03:49 PM (fMiHM)

This shit is not a laughing matter, so why the fuck am I laughing?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2013 11:51 AM (/WLC3)

237 Nuke action required.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2013 11:51 AM (piMMO)

238 So what, there were a half million people there and the media has had three arrested so far?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 17, 2013 11:51 AM (1YJrc)

239 Breaking: CNN reporting BPD has identified a person of interest in the Boston Marathon bombing. He is described as a middle aged, swarthy white male code-named "Bababooey." Details to follow.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 17, 2013 11:51 AM (+lsX1)

240 >>> The guy in Dan Riehl's photo is not wearing a grey hoodie. It looks black and collared. I corrected. What I did is take the guy next to him (who does have a gray-ish hoodie) and superimpose parts of that guy on the white-cap guy. In my stupid brain.

Posted by: ace at April 17, 2013 11:51 AM (LCRYB)

241 You mean Rorschach test, not Rosetta stone. He doesn't know what he meant.

Posted by: London Boy Flamer David Sirota at April 17, 2013 11:51 AM (8/DeP)

242 We are pleased to report here at CNN that the suspect is NOT, I repeat, NOT gay.

Posted by: Don Lemon at April 17, 2013 11:51 AM (wAQA5)

243

"JUST IN: Man sought as possible suspect is WHITE MALE, wearing white baseball cap on backwards, gray hoodie and black jacket."

Not a suspect in the bombing, just under suspicion of being a Sirota-level d-bag.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 17, 2013 11:52 AM (29vnO)

244 Boston's mayor Menino makes statement on latest developments; only guy that understands is grizzled old frontier prospector

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 11:52 AM (8sCoq)

245 226 Posted by: RWC at April 17, 2013 03:48 PM (fWAjv) He's sponsored by the Castor Oil Company. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2013 03:50 PM (/WLC3) Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 11:52 AM (tqLft)

246 Okay.  That's it.  It's braut time.  BAM!

Posted by: Soona at April 17, 2013 11:52 AM (XbwR1)

247 I'll say this. The guy in the 4chan picture has a white baseball cap, dark clothing, and that backpack sure as fuck looks like it is holding a pressure cooker. **** yep

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2013 11:52 AM (piMMO)

248 David Sirota LOVES "top" men.... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 03:50 PM (tqLft) Watch it. He'll clobber you good.

Posted by: RWC at April 17, 2013 11:52 AM (fWAjv)

249 LOL, that dudes not white.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at April 17, 2013 11:52 AM (q177U)

250

Megyn Kelly Arrested. For being a blond bombshell!

---

I plead guilty and tight and moist and slightly naughty

 

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at April 17, 2013 11:52 AM (SO2Q8)

251 Boss told me to say that it's not the networks fault and that the police acted stupidly

Posted by: Smilin' Joe Biden at April 17, 2013 11:52 AM (69UnD)

252 Bill Ayers suspect in bombing case.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at April 17, 2013 11:52 AM (AWmfW)

253 Why do they call it "ricin"? It's made from beans, not rice. They should call it "beancin".

Posted by: George Costanza at April 17, 2013 03:49 PM (/Mla1)



The makers of Beano would not like that.

It's close enough, but just look how AIDS worked out for the dietary supplement AYDS.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 17, 2013 11:52 AM (xmcEQ)

254 Anyone seen Good Will Hunting?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 17, 2013 11:53 AM (Ec6wH)

255 I'm just happy one of the 4chan  CSI team was thoughtful enough to p'shop a circle around the ass of an attractive girl in yoga pants in one of the pics and label it "DA BOMB".

Posted by: Jaws at April 17, 2013 11:53 AM (4I3Uo)

256

Shit. We can't be expected get everything exactly right.

It's been a real pressure cooker around here.

Posted by: Don Lemon at April 17, 2013 11:53 AM (wAQA5)

257 Go down the left side of the photo until you see the Asian woman in the orange blouse. Now look immediately to her right. Man in gray with black shoulder strap. Unsmiling. Posted by: KRM ============== He looks white to me!

Posted by: Jay in PA at April 17, 2013 11:53 AM (WSgyE)

258 You mean Rorschach test, not Rosetta stone.

He doesn't know what he meant.


Quiet, he's on a roll.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 17, 2013 11:53 AM (kqqGm)

259 **BREAKING NEWS** White House asses are stuck.

Posted by: Dracul The Impailer at April 17, 2013 11:53 AM (KqwSL)

260 Only CNN would blame law enforcement for their fuckups.

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 17, 2013 11:53 AM (8/DeP)

261

White man with visibly brown skin.

----

Well, that clears me

Posted by: White man with invisibly brown skin at April 17, 2013 11:53 AM (SO2Q8)

262 BREAKING: Shep Smith admits at least one of his parents was a wall-eyed fish.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 11:53 AM (LyF0H)

263

It takes a lot of time to eliminate suspects.  Do you know how many people were running at the time?  Running is very suspicious, you know.

Posted by: FBI at April 17, 2013 11:53 AM (ggRof)

264 He's sponsored by the Castor Oil Company. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2013 03:50 PM (/WLC3) I was trying to find the pic of the woman doing that while a cyclist is behind her.

Posted by: RWC at April 17, 2013 11:54 AM (fWAjv)

265 Megyn Kelly Arrested. For being a blond bombshell!
---
I plead guilty and tight and moist and slightly naughty


She's so fine I'd suck her Daddy's dick.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 17, 2013 11:54 AM (kqqGm)

266 BREAKING: This just in: I'm not wearing panties under this desk!

Posted by: Megan Kelly at April 17, 2013 11:54 AM (ntNJz)

267 When I was a little kid, I ate a box of AYDS. Strangely enough, I got Karposi's sarcoma from it. If he's white, then it's Ben Affleck who done it.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 17, 2013 11:54 AM (Ec6wH)

268 Watch it. He'll clobber you good.

Posted by: RWC at April 17, 2013 03:52 PM (fWAjv)

With his signature version of the haymaker, he calls it the gaymaker.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 11:54 AM (+xmn4)

269 230 , stealing that first one for Twitter

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 11:54 AM (8sCoq)

270 Fagor America Inc, maker of pressure cooker used as part of bomb at Boston Marathon

So the bombing is related to ghey marriage?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 17, 2013 11:54 AM (B/VB5)

271 BREAKING:  Sources confirm that the bomber has been identified.  The FBI is searching for a suspect of unknown sex, height, race, age or appearance.

If you see this person, please call 1-800-FBITIPS.  Suspect is considered dangerous, authorities advice citizens not to approach subject.


Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 17, 2013 11:54 AM (SY2Kh)

272 265 White man with visibly brown skin. ---- Well, that clears me Posted by: White man with invisibly brown skin at April 17, 2013 03:53 PM (SO2Q Could be a Gosnell-freckled-mulatto.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 11:55 AM (tqLft)

273 Posted by: KRM at April 17, 2013 03:51 PM (+fXXA)

Even money he's an Arab. Look at the hair, the nose, and the complexion.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2013 11:55 AM (/WLC3)

274 Way to go CBS white does not equal Caucasian. You know who is Caucasian? Chechens, some afghans, some Syrians, some Iranians, some Turks, Azeris. This guy looks southern Caucasus to me but what do I know.

Posted by: Exasperated Expat at April 17, 2013 11:55 AM (qZI6x)

275 Posted by: Totalfaggot at April 17, 2013 03:54 PM (MtyGU)

Cleanup, aisle 269. 

And by 'cleanup,' of course, I mean 'smite with the Banhammer of fucking doom.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 17, 2013 11:55 AM (fwARV)

276

“@CBSNews: JUST IN: Man sought as possible suspect is WHITE MALE, wearing white baseball cap on backwards, gray hoodie and black jacket.”

 

Bill Ayers coming out of retirement to make a comeback?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 17, 2013 11:55 AM (IDSI7)

277 I have it solved while we wait. Look at Where's Waldo, last photo on Ace's link above.

A few people down on left side of photo. Three "Asian" youths look mighty suspicious to me (near Oriental woman in orange shirt). One has backpack. Do not like them.

With the delay, I am back to thinking they are going to somehow blame Tea Party.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 11:55 AM (baL2B)

278

Breaking news:  Still looking for white male in his 30's as suspect in DC sniper shootings. 

Posted by: polynikes at April 17, 2013 11:55 AM (m2CN7)

279 "I plead guilty and tight and moist and slightly naughty" I sentence you to prison. Well, a Cinemax film set in a busty women's prison

Posted by: The Q at April 17, 2013 11:55 AM (69UnD)

280 >>>You mean Rorschach test, not Rosetta stone. no I mean Rosetta Stone. As the Rosetta Stone was the key clue that cracked a dead language, so is this picture possibly the case-cracker here. It does seem to me they are using that picture to find backpack-carriers. Rosetta Stone = "the Key"

Posted by: ace at April 17, 2013 11:56 AM (LCRYB)

281 If you see this person, please call 1-800-FBITIPS. Ask for Agent Rimlapper, and tell him the candy is in the jar. They'll take it from there.

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 17, 2013 11:56 AM (8/DeP)

282 OK, some Yankee explain to me why you people wear baseball caps backwards? You know what that visor is for right? The only time Southerns put them on BACKWARDS is when they are cruising in their boat at 40 kts.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 17, 2013 11:56 AM (wR+pz)

283 banhammer to #269

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 11:56 AM (8sCoq)

284 The suspect's name, I've just been informed, is Manny Ortez. He was arrested in Wisconsin at Lambert Field

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at April 17, 2013 11:56 AM (69UnD)

285 Drew Thompson, a WHITE SOUTHERN MALE, is in custody.

Posted by: Deputy Art Mullens at April 17, 2013 11:56 AM (XHNYW)

286 CNN: This just in, Elvis IS NOT dead, repeat, NOT DEAD!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 17, 2013 11:56 AM (uhftQ)

287 The Big Dig was less of a clusterfuck than the reporting on this bombing.

Posted by: polynikes at April 17, 2013 11:56 AM (m2CN7)

288 Breaking news:  Soledad O'Brien and Joy Behar team up for prime time CNN new show.  Guaranteed hit!

Posted by: Contessa Brewer, CNN Director of Programming at April 17, 2013 11:57 AM (0It32)

289 284 "I plead guilty and tight and moist and slightly naughty" I sentence you to prison. Well, a Cinemax film set in a busty women's prison Posted by: The Q at April 17, 2013 03:55 PM (69UnD) Does Sybil Danning still have a career? Or even a pulse?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 11:57 AM (tqLft)

290

 "Fagor America Inc, maker of pressure cooker used as part of bomb at Boston Marathon"

 

You haven't lived until you've had your meat in a Fagor.

Posted by: Blue Man Douche at April 17, 2013 11:57 AM (4I3Uo)

291 I think that the troll already has been banned.

Posted by: ace at April 17, 2013 11:57 AM (LCRYB)

292 270: +1 (with extra +9 for Kentucky Fried Movie riff)

Posted by: Brother Cavil Presents: Beaver vs Ampersand at April 17, 2013 11:57 AM (fMiHM)

293 BREAKING: Shep Smith admits at least one of his parents was a wall-eyed fish.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 03:53 PM (LyF0H)

 

I laughed.  A LOT.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 17, 2013 11:57 AM (4df7R)

294 frat boys where caps backwards.

Posted by: Caustic at April 17, 2013 11:57 AM (/b8+5)

295 Seriously, some enterprising moron reporter should interview Ayers and ask him for his assessment of the Marathon Bomber. Does he feel like a trendsetter for the "nails in the bomb" thing, or does he feel the Bomber didn't give him props for that?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 17, 2013 11:57 AM (IDSI7)

296 “@CBSNews: JUST IN: Man sought as possible suspect is WHITE MALE, wearing white baseball cap on backwards, gray hoodie and black jacket.” He s gong to turn his cap around and walk right past the ATF

Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2013 11:57 AM (Io7hX)

297 235 Go down the left side of the photo until you see the Asian woman in the orange blouse. Now look immediately to her right. Man in gray with black shoulder strap. Unsmiling.

Posted by: KRM at April 17, 2013 03:51 PM (+fXXA) 


I'd track down the 3 dudes immediately in front of him as well. Both wearing glasses.


Posted by: dananjcon self hating woploc at April 17, 2013 11:57 AM (jvd3N)

298
I'm surprised that the mfm hasn't reported any acts of cannibalism, yet.

Posted by: YIKES! at April 17, 2013 11:57 AM (mETGQ)

299 Banhammer moved swiftly. 

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 17, 2013 11:57 AM (fwARV)

300 A white male involved in a bombing. That does NOT happen!!! It's only the brownies that do that sort of thing.

Posted by: Apostate at April 17, 2013 11:57 AM (1d6WV)

301 BREAKING: SUSPECT ARRESTED Found hiding in a 1971 Cutlass Supreme, under water, in Martha's Vineyard...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 11:58 AM (tqLft)

302 >Is This the Newest Suspect?<

If that's a white male, I'm Charlie Chan.

Posted by: Marcus at April 17, 2013 11:58 AM (GGCsk)

303 Bowie arrested for "Under Pressure"................or Queen, featuring Dr. Brian May, PhD in Astrophysics.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 17, 2013 11:58 AM (5wHPS)

304 266BREAKING: Shep Smith admits at least one of his parents was a wall-eyed fish.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 03:53 PM (LyF0H)

 

Almost pulled a muscle laughing at that.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 11:58 AM (+xmn4)

305 244 >>> The guy in Dan Riehl's photo is not wearing a grey hoodie. It looks black and collared. I corrected. What I did is take the guy next to him (who does have a gray-ish hoodie) and superimpose parts of that guy on the white-cap guy. In my stupid brain. Posted by: ace at April 17, 2013 03:51 PM (LCRYB) ********** Holy shit--I think we both have dyslexia of some sort--mine isn't flaring yet.

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2013 11:58 AM (r2PLg)

306 Calling all cars, calling all cars we have a suspect possibly white possibly male possibly wearing a jacket possibly wearing a hoodie... Stellar fucking police work Inspector Choom. You cut the bomb squad budget 40% and all America got from it was Lt Worf's Wugu Bean Buritto farts and your smile. Keep the change

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 17, 2013 11:58 AM (/3hR7)

307 caustic a lot of people do.....got anything else?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 17, 2013 11:58 AM (GVxQo)

308 BREAKING:  CNN reports that President Obama to issue Executive Order requiring background checks and 7-day waiting period on all pressure cooker purchases.  Press conference with Emeril at 7pm.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 17, 2013 11:58 AM (EGPJQ)

309 In the big blow up picture that one white bearded dude is down by the bottom.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2013 11:58 AM (mKNJE)

310 ok...which one of you jokers put my butt-plug and chaps in the freezer? not funny, you guys!

Posted by: Sirota... at April 17, 2013 11:58 AM (bT79U)

311 OK, some Yankee explain to me why you people wear baseball caps backwards?

You know what that visor is for right?

The only time Southerns put them on BACKWARDS is when they are cruising in their boat at 40 kts.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 17, 2013 03:56 PM (wR+pz)

 

funniest picture I have seen  is  the  guy  at  a  sporting  event  shielding  his eyes from the sun while wearing his hat on backwards.

Posted by: polynikes at April 17, 2013 11:58 AM (m2CN7)

312


Chaos  in  Boston.

 

So  Mumbles  Menino  has  taken  over  air  traffic  control?

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 17, 2013 11:58 AM (rXcBX)

313 It was Norm.

Posted by: Cliff Claven at April 17, 2013 11:58 AM (wAQA5)

314 Seriously, some enterprising moron reporter should interview Ayers and ask him for his assessment of the Marathon Bomber. Does he feel like a trendsetter for the "nails in the bomb" thing, or does he feel the Bomber didn't give him props for that? *** I'd pay to watch that.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2013 11:59 AM (piMMO)

315 Has anyone asked Jay Carney yet whether LE has ruled out Bill Ayers?

Posted by: USA at April 17, 2013 11:59 AM (RIg+t)

316 caustic and it's wear.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 17, 2013 11:59 AM (GVxQo)

317 Oh hell.....  Now even I'm confused....

Posted by: the Actual bomber at April 17, 2013 11:59 AM (nELVU)

318 Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 17, 2013 03:56 PM (wR+pz)

White suburban gang-banger wannabes who think it makes them look tough. Usually paired with low pants and designer boxers.

And they would get their asses kicked by the cheerleaders in most inner-city high schools.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2013 11:59 AM (/WLC3)

319 Who do we go with-- CNN dark skin update to brown skin or-- CBS white.

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2013 11:59 AM (r2PLg)

320

Heralder:  Me too!!

 

Shep Smith is one weird fucker.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 11:59 AM (tVTLU)

321 235 Go down the left side of the photo until you see the Asian woman in the orange blouse. Now look immediately to her right. Man in gray with black shoulder strap. Unsmiling.

Posted by: KRM at April 17, 2013 03:51 PM (+fXXA)


I did not see this moron posting when I posted my findings. I think that trio needs to be questioned.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 11:59 AM (baL2B)

322 I have a bad feeling that this is being coordinated with the Obama Admin and the Justice Dept.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2013 11:59 AM (BVq/X)

323 BREAKING: TOP LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS NOW ON THE CASE Officers Toody and Muldoon.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 11:59 AM (tqLft)

324 Geez, you ban-men move quickly. I barely have time to be offended.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 17, 2013 11:59 AM (Ec6wH)

325 and it's wear.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 17, 2013 03:59 PM (GVxQo)

Where?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2013 12:00 PM (/WLC3)

326

BREAKING: Shep Smith admits at least one of his parents was a wall-eyed fish.
Posted by: the bearded UNIX god

***

And that he suffers from walleye vision.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 17, 2013 12:00 PM (uhftQ)

327 Oh hell..... Now even I'm confused....

Posted by: the Actual bomber at April 17, 2013 03:59 PM (nELVU)

 

LOL!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 17, 2013 12:00 PM (4df7R)

328 BREAKING: Piers Morgan arrested for eating Martin Bashir.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at April 17, 2013 12:00 PM (21wl+)

329 CAN YOU SMELL WHAT I'M COOKING???

It's crustinos with goat cheese and arugula!

Posted by: David Sirota [/i] [/b] at April 17, 2013 12:00 PM (5Hl3g)

330 anybody listening to 'mayor' of Boston? Holy shit I didn't think anyone was as -dumb- and ordinary as LA's idiot mayor... I was wrong.  Seriously take it easy on the xanax for one thing and don't call it a tragedy either.  That Greek dude that realized he killed his dad and married his mom? Tragedy.  This? Terrorism.

What has the US become?  Creme of the crop rises to the top? err.. not so much anymore.. really WTF?

Posted by: shut off the TV at April 17, 2013 12:00 PM (B4kSp)

331 I live in Tulsa. About 120 miles NE of OKC. Soona lives close to OKC, he would have a better grasp of that part of the state. The Crappie in Lake Keystone still hold an annual celebration to commemorate the day I finally moved away. Tasty little bastards....I'll return, some day. Thanks. I'm considering flying there to visit him while he's there. We're not sure where he'll end up afterwards when he starts his active duty assignment. It might be the only chance before he ends up on the other side of the world. Son #2 just finished up there, and is in Ft. Lewis now. Fly to OKC, rent a car, and drive...that'd be the easiest way, I think. Oh...and my son didn't know where they were going to send him until about a week before he finished up at Ft. Sill.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 17, 2013 12:00 PM (eyJh9)

332 CBS: "WHITE MALE:" Oh, Thank Gaia!

Posted by: (White, Male) Lefties Everywhere at April 17, 2013 12:00 PM (FcR7P)

333 CDB 299 frat boys where caps backwards. Posted by: Caustic at April 17, 2013 03:57 PM (/b8+5)

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 17, 2013 12:00 PM (GVxQo)

334 Boooooooooooooooosh!

Posted by: Jmel at April 17, 2013 12:01 PM (9tSXa)

335 BREAKING: WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME But refuses to say it because you're a dark one...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 12:01 PM (tqLft)

336 287OK, some Yankee explain to me why you people wear baseball caps backwards?

You know what that visor is for right?

The only time Southerns put them on BACKWARDS is when they are cruising in their boat at 40 kts.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 17, 2013 03:56 PM (wR+pz)

 

That visor being turned around why they don't call us rednecks.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 12:01 PM (+xmn4)

337

Oh hell..... Now even I'm confused....
Posted by: the Actual bomber at April 17, 2013 03:59 PM (nELVU)

 

 

FUCKING KNEW IT!!

Posted by: Dumbass Sockpuppeting Democratic Underground Poster at April 17, 2013 12:01 PM (5iuEW)

338 BREAKING:  Be on the lookout for a hot guy wearing black hat and t-shirt with 3 wolves on it.  And a moon.  He may have a pressure cooker with him. He is considered armed and delicious.

Posted by: The Onion at April 17, 2013 12:01 PM (EGPJQ)

339 Who do we go with-- CNN dark skin update to brown skin or-- CBS white. ---- BBC: Suspect is British racing green.

Posted by: Y-not at April 17, 2013 12:01 PM (5H6zj)

340 RE: Backpack.  Has it been confirmed that a backpack is what the black nylon came from?  Also, shouldn't the FBI be able to ID the maker out of the fragments?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 17, 2013 12:01 PM (UypUQ)

341 He s gong to turn his cap around and walk right past the ATF LOL ... that, and leave the evidence in your friend's apartment instead of your own and apparently you're in the clear. What an utter clusterfuck. I'm sure the Iranians and Syrians are quaking in their sandals. It's getting hard for a mass murdering child killer or an insane Korean dictator to get any air time these days.

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 17, 2013 12:01 PM (8/DeP)

342 The only time Southerns put them on BACKWARDS is when they are cruising in their boat at 40 kts.

And thus the red necks.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 17, 2013 12:01 PM (/kI1Q)

343 >Geez, you ban-men move quickly. I barely have time to be offended. Top. Men.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 12:02 PM (8sCoq)

344 Well, we made the backpack black. Aren't you nazi right wing Teabaggers happy???!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 12:02 PM (tqLft)

345 I noticed the said backpack has a coffee tumbler in the side. Odd choice, to have a little reusable container for your pre-bombing coffee. Also, why not obscure your face. I mean, killers have been stupider, but still...

Posted by: AmishDude at April 17, 2013 12:02 PM (HhX5h)

346 I know we like picking on CNN but FOX was feeding Megan Kelly a pile of made up bullshit through her earpiece also.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 17, 2013 12:02 PM (Fz2C7)

347 BREAKING NEWS: Suspect has been arrested but authorities have not determined his skin color. Experts are being consulted

Posted by: L, elle at April 17, 2013 12:02 PM (0PiQ4)

348 What a freaking circus. Honestly. And the head clown is in the White House.

The media are simply cock-jugglers.

Posted by: Marcus at April 17, 2013 12:02 PM (GGCsk)

349 He isconsidered armed and delicious.

Last name Green, first name Soylent?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 17, 2013 12:03 PM (/kI1Q)

350 >The only time Southerns put them on BACKWARDS is when they are cruising in their boat at 40 kts. or on a motorcycle

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 12:03 PM (8sCoq)

351 BREAKING: DAAAAAAAAD! He won't stop touching me!!!!!!!

Posted by: Brother Cavil Presents: Beaver vs Ampersand at April 17, 2013 12:03 PM (fMiHM)

352 funniest picture I have seen is the guy at a sporting event shielding his eyes from the sun while wearing his hat on backwards. Lol....I've seen that picture.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 17, 2013 12:03 PM (eyJh9)

353 What happened to the BOLO black man?

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 12:03 PM (baL2B)

354 Wouldn't Major Charles Emerson Winchester III be a prime suspect? Rich, well-connected, haughty...your basic Law & Order plotline (sorry to mix sitcoms).

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 17, 2013 12:03 PM (Ec6wH)

355 Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 17, 2013 04:00 PM (GVxQo)

So it's pretty much confirmed that my wife is correct and I am nowhere near as funny as I think I am.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2013 12:03 PM (/WLC3)

356 Common sense pressure control now!!

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at April 17, 2013 12:03 PM (AWmfW)

357 Oh hell..... Now even I'm confused....
Posted by: the Actual bomber at April 17, 2013 03:59 PM (nELVU)


AHAHAH.  Holy shit.  This is one of these days you guys keep me sane.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 12:03 PM (+xmn4)

358 355 I LOL'd.

Posted by: Armando at April 17, 2013 12:03 PM (5iuEW)

359 BREAKING: this BOARD with my FIST!!

Posted by: David "Kara-Te" Sirota at April 17, 2013 12:03 PM (leNBy)

360 MSNBC hires Bill Ayers as expert bomb consultant with an estimated paycheck of $1.2M.

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at April 17, 2013 12:03 PM (0It32)

361 >BREAKING NEWS: Suspect has been arrested but authorities have not determined his skin color. Experts are being consulted Color charts being flown in from CNN headquarters in Atlanta

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 17, 2013 12:04 PM (8sCoq)

362 Odd choice, to have a little reusable container for your pre-bombing coffee.

You get a 20-cent discount for bringing your own cup. Over time, that's a lot of nails.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 17, 2013 12:04 PM (/kI1Q)

363 I know we like picking on CNN but FOX was feeding Megan Kelly a pile of made up bullshit through her earpiece also Meh, it's a living.

Posted by: Not Soledad's Earpiece Anymore at April 17, 2013 12:04 PM (fMiHM)

364

My Ouija board tells me to sit back and wait.  I think it may be on to something.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at April 17, 2013 12:04 PM (hLRSq)

365

My father saw a young kid wearing his hat sideways and said that back when he was young, it meant the kid was "special".

I replied it still does.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 17, 2013 12:04 PM (uhftQ)

366 Kids & teenagers who think they are cool wear their hats backwards too

Posted by: Evilpens at April 17, 2013 12:04 PM (ck76k)

367 This guy has been cleared: http://tinyurl.com/d8obvea

Posted by: Whatev at April 17, 2013 12:04 PM (A7Wh1)

368 I don't think @269 was ban worthy, that's a relatively famous Eddy Murphy line. Bad taste, sure, but still ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 17, 2013 12:04 PM (8/DeP)

369 Ya know what tells me this is prob not the guy. Any dumbass planting a bomb would try to hide their identity as much as possible. Bill to the front hood on. Grasping at straws. They have no clue.

Posted by: Exasperated Expat at April 17, 2013 12:04 PM (qZI6x)

370 Breaking on CNN: The Tanning Mom is a person of interest

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 17, 2013 12:04 PM (BVkEs)

371 Have I been ruled out as a suspect yet?

Posted by: Zombie Richard Jewell at April 17, 2013 12:05 PM (5iuEW)

372 Posted by: lowandslow at April 17, 2013 04:02 PM (Fz2C7)

Yes, but making fun of Megyn Kelly would decrease the quality of our masturbatory fantasies.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2013 12:05 PM (/WLC3)

373 I still think that BOLO is Michael Moore.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 17, 2013 12:05 PM (/kI1Q)

374

Breaking - George Bush painted a picture of a suspect holding Barney in a backpack

Posted by: Janetoo at April 17, 2013 12:05 PM (L3Itw)

375 This is BULLSHIT!*

ChristyB cussing for first time on Ace (other than a random hell or damn).

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 12:05 PM (baL2B)

376 357What happened to the BOLO black man?

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 04:03 PM (baL2B)

I think that was just kind of a public service/general rule type of thing.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 12:05 PM (+xmn4)

377 do we know how many actual devices have been found?

and could one person set several devices , or would it be a two man job?

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2013 12:05 PM (nqBYe)

378 Don't worry all this confusion will be cleared up within the next 10 years or so.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 17, 2013 12:05 PM (/gHaE)

379 Taking the Toomey/Machin amendment vote right now.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 17, 2013 12:05 PM (Fz2C7)

380 326 I have a bad feeling that this is being coordinated with the Obama Admin and the Justice Dept.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2013 03:59 PM (BVq/X)

=========================

Sadly, we are at that point with the SCoaMF's administration -- anything is possible with them.  Never let a crisis go to waste and 'optics' are priority #1

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at April 17, 2013 12:05 PM (YLZSZ)

381 250 quatloos we're being fed disinformation.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 17, 2013 12:05 PM (Y4TdB)

382 By the way,  when is the final season of Breaking Bad back on the air??  gracias.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 12:05 PM (tVTLU)

383 343 "BBC: Suspect is British racing green." I'll get the truth out of her

Posted by: James T. Kirk at April 17, 2013 12:05 PM (69UnD)

384 This just in, douches suing AOS for comparing them to Davis Sirota.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 17, 2013 12:05 PM (uhftQ)

385 This is proving harder to figure out than how Sherlock survived that fall off the roof.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 17, 2013 12:06 PM (UypUQ)

386 BREAKING NEWS: THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN SHOT!

SUSPECT LAST SEEN JUMPING FROM BALCONY AT FORD'S THEATER.


Posted by: CNN at April 17, 2013 12:06 PM (ntNJz)

387 BREAKING: Two, Electric Boogaloo

Posted by: MoviePhone at April 17, 2013 12:06 PM (dt38j)

388

David Sirota

 

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 17, 2013 12:06 PM (uhftQ)

389 I don't think @269 was ban worthy, that's a relatively famous Eddy Murphy line. Bad taste, sure, but still ....

269 was originally one of those DU false-flag trolls.  The joke that's there now isn't why people were calling from the banhammer.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 17, 2013 12:06 PM (B/VB5)

390 377 I still think that BOLO is Michael Moore.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 17, 2013 04:05 PM (/kI1Q)


They would have been looking for someone with rancid, biohazard body odor, wearing whity tidies and snarfing down Ramen noodles. Egad, i despise that tub of lard. I need some wine. To heck with dieting as the world is ending in a ricin anyway.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 12:06 PM (baL2B)

391 MEANWHILE....... GUN GRABBER DEBATE IN THE SENATE NOW

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 12:07 PM (tqLft)

392 Seeing as how Ace is now posting on Twitter about bagpipes, I think the ONT tonight needs to do for bagpipe songs what it did last night for sax songs

Posted by: The Q at April 17, 2013 12:07 PM (69UnD)

393 I mean, CNN said the pressure cooker bombs are STAPLES in the FAR RIGHT EXTREMISTS........um yeah.

I HATE THE MEDIA.

Posted by: © Sponge

 

I don't knowl, my dad was pretty far right and used a pressure cooker all of the time.  Of course he was just cooking dinner not blowing up the house.

Posted by: Cheri at April 17, 2013 12:07 PM (G+Wff)

394 By the way, when is the final season of Breaking Bad back on the air?? gracias.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 04:05 PM (tVTLU)

 

August 11th

Posted by: Pipboy 3000 at April 17, 2013 12:07 PM (ggRof)

395 can I ask why all the crowd sourcing on this in terms of scanning the photos isn't focusing on the two women of obvious Middle Eastern descent in head scarves? I mean it's not like they haven't used women as bombers before and the one is looking away and the other is looking down on her phone and texting.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 17, 2013 12:08 PM (RZ8pf)

396 269 was originally one of those DU false-flag trolls. The joke that's there now isn't why people were calling from the banhammer. Ah, thanks. Seemed like a bit of an overreaction.

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 17, 2013 12:08 PM (8/DeP)

397 It's close enough, but just look how AIDS worked out for the dietary supplement AYDS.

In fairness, both are weight-loss regimes.

Posted by: toby928© of the sticky socks at April 17, 2013 12:08 PM (QupBk)

398 I think there is an Executive Order allowing military detention of terrorism suspects prior to their introduction into the regular justice system.
 
That could be what is going on here.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 17, 2013 12:08 PM (ccXZP)

399 the last 24 hours of news is like the stock market:  makes me want to dive face first into a gravel pit.

Posted by: tangonine at April 17, 2013 12:09 PM (x3YFz)

400 Headline: PRESSURE COOKER CONFISCATED.  MOM'S POT ROAST HARDEST HIT.

Posted by: mrp at April 17, 2013 12:09 PM (HjPtV)

401 More from CBS fwiw The man was wearing a black jacket, a grey hooded sweatshirt and a white or off-white baseball cap backwards. He is 6 feet or 6-feet-2-inches tall with a medium build. Authorities are seeking the man either as a witness or as a possible suspect. At this point, federal officials say, no arrests have been made. Video captured the man on the phone when the first explosion went off. Investigators focused on the timeframe of that call and retrieved cell-phone information from that period to identify potential call users. They obtained logs of the calls made through the cell towers surrounding the attack site and then retrieved user information for the logged phone numbers. Authorities matched up the users' identities with pictures and video footage to zero in on the man.

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2013 12:09 PM (r2PLg)

402 August 11th

Posted by: Pipboy 3000 at April 17, 2013 04:07 PM (ggRof)



Good thing you had internet access to look that up and help out there.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 17, 2013 12:09 PM (xmcEQ)

403 One of my coworkers just remarked that if they want to find the bomber(s), they should just turn Whitey Bulger loose, since he probably doesn't take too kindly to his town being bombed.  Said Bulger and his buddies could probably find them pretty quickly, but that whoever did it likely wouldn't be turned over in a form that resembles a human.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 17, 2013 12:09 PM (L8r/r)

404 funniest picture I have seen is the guy at a sporting event shielding his eyes from the sun while wearing his hat on backwards. Posted by: polynikes at April 17, 2013 03:58 PM (m2CN7) So true. Some guys came to a Panthers game to watch the Giants. My seats are on the sunny side. Dumb fucks watched the entire game with hats on backwards while holding their hands to shield their eyes. Stupid is hard to hide.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 17, 2013 12:10 PM (wR+pz)

405 Major Garrett ‏@MajorCBS 9m At @whitehouse event for Wounded Warrior Project #SoldierRide, Obama says idea for ride began in a bar, where "a lot of good ideas start."

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2013 12:10 PM (piMMO)

406 Presumably the FBI is calling on experience gained in the Eric Rudolph case, and has instituted surveillance of all dumpsters in the area..., alert for anyone feeding out them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 17, 2013 12:10 PM (aDwsi)

407 Wolf Blitzer names Larry the Cable Guy as a profile of interest.

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at April 17, 2013 12:10 PM (0It32)

408 would it be a two man job?

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2013 04:05 PM (nqBYe)

You rang?

Posted by: Bahney Fwank at April 17, 2013 12:10 PM (fwARV)

409 David Sirota?...never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 17, 2013 12:10 PM (ujrve)

410

Let's see

Police...union labor

Reporters....union labor

TV networks...union labor

 

 

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 17, 2013 12:10 PM (SO2Q8)

411 398 Seeing as how Ace is now posting on Twitter about bagpipes, I think the ONT tonight needs to do for bagpipe songs what it did last night for sax songs Posted by: The Q at April 17, 2013 04:07 PM (69UnD) "Mull of Kintyre." Thread over after that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 12:10 PM (tqLft)

412

 

its highly suspicious that there is no eighty year old nun in a wheel chair that we can bring in for questioning in that picture

Posted by: typical DHS agent at April 17, 2013 12:11 PM (4E+Jf)

413 “@CBSNews: JUST IN: Man sought as possible suspect is WHITE MALE, wearing white baseball cap on backwards, gray hoodie and black jacket.”

-----

Chris Mathews last seen on air commenting.... "pleasepleasepleaseplease PLEASE"

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2013 12:11 PM (nELVU)

414

Pipboy:  Great, thanks.  I thought it might have been sooner.  mad men is kinda meh.

 

Spongeboy:  You're hilarious!!!  I'm trying to find a fucking terrorist here...

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 12:11 PM (tVTLU)

415 If they would just tell us what color PANTS the suspect was wearing, we'd be able to narrow it down

Posted by: The Q at April 17, 2013 12:11 PM (69UnD)

416 Taking the Toomey/Machin amendment vote right now.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 17, 2013 04:05 PM (Fz2C7)

 

 

----------------------------------------

 

 

Yell out the updates.  The smoke is thick out here.

Posted by: Soona at April 17, 2013 12:11 PM (XbwR1)

417

There was a bomb threat at Moakley Federal Court in South Boston.  I have local Fox News on in Boston.  They evacuated it. 

Go to My Fox Boston website for news. 

Courthouse is closed to the public and they broke into Rikki Lake show?  I don't watch those shows.

 

No arrest in Marathon Bombings. 

Posted by: CarolT at April 17, 2013 12:11 PM (z4WKX)

418 Thirty years on, they've never determined who poisoned Tylenol capsules with cyanide. And the anthrax attacks were never solved. Some crimes may never be closed.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 17, 2013 12:11 PM (Ec6wH)

419 BREAKING: Boston PD issues call for help from Boondock Saints

Posted by: Not Soledad's Earpiece Anymore at April 17, 2013 12:11 PM (fMiHM)

420 CBS: Lucy Ramirez provides documents indicating suspect is George W. Bush.

Posted by: zsasz at April 17, 2013 12:11 PM (MMC8r)

421 Ehh... just heard the report on the video of a guy with white had/grey hoodie/etc. and they say he was "on the phone" at the time of the blast.  Ummm... why would he have it up to his ear?  What, was he telling the bomb its "Go time"? 

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 17, 2013 12:11 PM (UypUQ)

422

Zoomed the pic Xx10 and he still doesn't look like a white male. They are wishcasting. Pathetic.

Posted by: maddogg at April 17, 2013 12:11 PM (OlN4e)

423 I don't think @269 was ban worthy, that's a relatively famous Eddy Murphy line. Bad taste, sure, but still .... *** If it was that Totalfaggot character, he had already posted two extremely ban-hammer worthy comments.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2013 12:11 PM (piMMO)

424 In the big picture near the top left there are two middle eastern looking men, one carrying a black backpack and the other keeping his eyes on a nearby cop. While were profiling, why not?

Posted by: Jolly Roger at April 17, 2013 12:11 PM (49FOO)

425 A guy on Cavuto is saying the CF belongs to the media.  Doesn't blame the initials.  Also says that this has al-qaeda written all over it (more like an educated guess).

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 17, 2013 12:11 PM (kqqGm)

426 >BREAKING NEWS: Suspect has been arrested but authorities have not determined his skin color. Experts are being consulted


Color charts being flown in from CNN headquarters in Atlanta


Ranging from Alabaster to Bone.

Posted by: toby928© of the sticky socks at April 17, 2013 12:11 PM (QupBk)

427 you guys are so hard on me, I think I'm going to go back to my old career as pron fluffer...

Posted by: Sirota... at April 17, 2013 12:12 PM (bT79U)

428 I thought Cynthia McKinney already solved this crime and the COPS did it?  Why are we looking for some street punk with a backwards hat?

Posted by: © Sponge at April 17, 2013 12:12 PM (xmcEQ)

429
I have an alibi.

Posted by: Colonel Muster banging Miss Scarlett in the library with a rope at April 17, 2013 12:12 PM (mETGQ)

430 Forgot to add this from CBS-- Updated at 3:16 p.m. ET Authorities investigating the deadly bombings at the Boston Marathon have zeroed in on a man seen on surveillance video near the site of the attack. At the site of what became the second explosion on Monday, surveillance video captured a white man placing a backpack on the ground while talking on a cell phone, sources told CBS News correspondent Bob Orr.

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2013 12:12 PM (r2PLg)

431 Courthouse is closed to the public and they broke into Rikki Lake show Oh, the humanity ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 17, 2013 12:12 PM (8/DeP)

432 funniest picture I have seen is the guy at a sporting event shielding his eyes from the sun while wearing his hat on backwards.

Posted by: polynikes at April 17, 2013 03:58 PM (m2CN7)


pretty sure there is a pic of a police booking of a dude with backwards hat tanline...nice tan window on his forehead

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 17, 2013 12:12 PM (FIDMq)

433 It's just funny that the bomb was similar to one that was covered in the alQueda magazine not long ago. 

But WHITE GUY!!!!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at April 17, 2013 12:13 PM (xmcEQ)

434 What's the delay?  We're waiting for The President to get here so he can make the arrest personally.

Posted by: Boston PD at April 17, 2013 12:13 PM (wAQA5)

435 This is my favorite story;

>Online video appears to show spectators taking Boston Marathon gear after explosions<

Way to pull together you guys. Low-life's.


http://tinyurl.com/ccvpwn8

Posted by: Marcus at April 17, 2013 12:13 PM (GGCsk)

436 The possible reason why the dogs didn't detect the bombs is that the pressure relief on the pressure cooker would have been  plugged, so the device was almost 100% sealed. No odor.

Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill from Canada at April 17, 2013 12:13 PM (taXf0)

437
Actually .... the Tylenol thing was solved.

Woman poisoned an bunch a people so she could slip her husband in the body count.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2013 12:13 PM (nELVU)

438

Bagpipes are okay, but I like this better

NOT a Rick roll etc. http://tinyurl.com/cu95to2

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 17, 2013 12:13 PM (uhftQ)

439 If they would just tell us what color PANTS the suspect was wearing, we'd be able to narrow it down

And there you go, DU sockpuppet douche:  it can't be one of us, he was wearing pants.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 17, 2013 12:13 PM (/kI1Q)

440 BREAKING: Baked beans suspected in Boston gas leak.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 12:14 PM (LyF0H)

441 401 can I ask why all the crowd sourcing on this in terms of scanning the photos isn't focusing on the two women of obvious Middle Eastern descent in head scarves? I mean it's not like they haven't used women as bombers before and the one is looking away and the other is looking down on her phone and texting.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 17, 2013 04:08 PM (RZ8pf)


Yes! One would not want to offend...


I want, and do, offend. This is beyond ridiculous.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 12:14 PM (baL2B)

442 So...let me get this straight. The FBI has yet to announce a suspect and the media is falling all over themselves with every little, possible clue, then POSTING pictures of random people on the internet with headlines that they might, maybe, kinda be the bomber? Maybe we should stop posting and linking pictures of INNOCENT people before we know anything. It looks a lot like slander.

Posted by: JD Seattle at April 17, 2013 12:15 PM (2g6hO)

443 oh geez ny now? http://tinyurl.com/cqaqg3z

Posted by: Caustic at April 17, 2013 12:15 PM (/b8+5)

444 443 This is my favorite story; >Online video appears to show spectators taking Boston Marathon gear after explosions< Way to pull together you guys. Low-life's. http://tinyurl.com/ccvpwn8 Posted by: Marcus at April 17, 2013 04:13 PM (GGCsk) In November of 1918, there was a subway crash that killed 97 people. Within minutes, the first responders were jackals who were stripping the dead and wounded of rings, jewelry and money. Some things never change in the NYC transit system.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 12:15 PM (tqLft)

445 you guys are so hard on me, I think I'm going to go back to my old career as pron fluffer...

Posted by: Sirota

***

 

That's a step up from your donkey fluffing gig in Mexico.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 17, 2013 12:15 PM (uhftQ)

446 "Yell out the updates. The smoke is thick out here."

Still counting, the Senate procedure is kind of a disorganized, clusterfuck of an affair.  Imagine that.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 17, 2013 12:15 PM (Fz2C7)

447 BREAKING: TOP LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS NOW ON THE CASE

Officers Toody and Muldoon.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Car 54....damn dude, you're OLD!!

Posted by: JMKN1 at April 17, 2013 12:16 PM (4TZNh)

448 >Online video appears to show spectators taking Boston Marathon gear after explosions<

Way to pull together you guys. Low-life's.

Posted by: Marcus at April 17, 2013 04:13 PM (GGCsk)

Should have placed one last bomb to catch the looters.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 12:16 PM (+xmn4)

449 Breaking:   Up is hard to do.

Posted by: Neil Sedaka at April 17, 2013 12:16 PM (sBUAE)

450 Where is Al Haig to say, "I am in charge here."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2013 12:16 PM (OCvUs)

451 @450 I really, really hate 24/7 news stations. It encourages the retards.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at April 17, 2013 12:16 PM (49FOO)

452 fixer upper, I didn't know the Tylenol poison was solved. There are things to learn here! Thanks.

Posted by: CarolT at April 17, 2013 12:16 PM (z4WKX)

453 Good thing you had internet access to look that up and help out there.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 17, 2013 04:09 PM (xmcEQ)

 

That, and I had just read an article with the information about a minute before seeing the question....

Posted by: Pipboy 3000 at April 17, 2013 12:16 PM (ggRof)

454 >>>I think there is an Executive Order allowing military detention of terrorism suspects prior to their introduction into the regular justice system. OF COURSE the administration would want to inject themselves into this mess because of possible "international implications" Suspect will be a white, conservative of middle eastern descent.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at April 17, 2013 12:16 PM (q177U)

455 In other words...they got nothin' - just the whole internet playing point the finger at the tango looking suspicious at the time the pic was taken, who's demeanor could have changed seconds afterwords.

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 17, 2013 12:17 PM (FIDMq)

456 451 oh geez ny now? http://tinyurl.com/cqaqg3z Posted by: Caustic at April 17, 2013 04:15 PM (/b8+5) I must be psychic. I posted up thread that I have to take the subway just past the Port Authority in about an hour or so. FUCK.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 12:17 PM (tqLft)

457 BREAKING: 2 Electric Boogaloo

Posted by: Ice-T at April 17, 2013 12:17 PM (/kI1Q)

458 455 Car 54....damn dude, you're OLD!! Posted by: JMKN1 at April 17, 2013 04:16 PM (4TZNh) I'm only pushing 53 so I don't quite recall the last of the reruns.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 12:17 PM (tqLft)

459 >In November of 1918, there was a subway crash that killed 97 people. Within minutes, the first responders were jackals who were stripping the dead and wounded of rings, jewelry and money. <

Hate to say it, but that happened after September 11th also. We went back in to do some salvage and the place was stripped bare.

Posted by: Marcus at April 17, 2013 12:17 PM (GGCsk)

460 There's a hold up in the Bronx,
Brooklyn's broken out in fights.
There's a traffic jam in Harlem
That's backed up to Jackson Heights.
There's a scout troup short a child,
Kruschev's due at Idlewild
Car 54, Where Are You?

http://tinyurl.com/cgj298d

Posted by: Caustic at April 17, 2013 12:18 PM (/b8+5)

461 BREAKING: My balls. (Billy Bats)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 12:18 PM (tqLft)

462 Copy cats J.J. Sefton?

The mob who think any publicity, even being slammed face fist into concrete, is good publicity I hope.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2013 12:18 PM (OCvUs)

463 There are muslims who are as white as Anderson Cooper too,whiter even.

Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2013 12:18 PM (9XBK2)

464 Honestly Ace, that guy in Dan's picture is not a white male.

Posted by: Marcus at April 17, 2013 12:18 PM (GGCsk)

465 I must be psychic. I posted up thread that I have to take the subway just past the Port Authority in about an hour or so.

FUCK.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 04:17 PM (tqLft)


Don't worry, I need to take it from Time Square.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 12:18 PM (+xmn4)

466 Lindsey Graham ‏@GrahamBlog 1m President Obama wanted 3 things on gun control -- ban assault weapons, limit magazine sizes, and expand background checks. He'll lose all 3.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2013 12:19 PM (piMMO)

467 Dear DU-Dummies: Why don't you just blame Bush?

Posted by: zsasz at April 17, 2013 12:19 PM (MMC8r)

468 Pat Summerall would have had this solved already.

Posted by: Truman North at April 17, 2013 12:19 PM (I2LwF)

469 Maybe it's just me, but the three curly headed...um...brown...guys in the middle left of the big picture look suspicious as hell. Two are wearing all black and sunglasses and the third has on a grey jacket and a backpack. But they aren't white, so it can't be them.

Posted by: Donkey at April 17, 2013 12:19 PM (n2bsm)

470

1.  I look at that picture and don't see anyone I recognize from the aftermath pictures.  Are we sure that's the right spot?

 

2.  Why are all the black people down front?  Seriously it's like a wall.  Isn't that a little weird?

Posted by: arminius at April 17, 2013 12:19 PM (cDnhR)

471

Marcus, really??

 

The ability to shoot looters should be enshrined in federal law.  On the fucking spot.  And then walk up close and finish it if you failed from afar.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 12:19 PM (tVTLU)

472 398 Seeing as how Ace is now posting on Twitter about bagpipes, I think the ONT tonight needs to do for bagpipe songs what it did last night for sax songs Posted by: The Q at April 17, 2013 04:07 PM
======
Not going to happen, but here is a nice article on Mad Jack Churchill, as dangerous a bagpiper as there ever was. here's a teaser :
"Churchill took over a Commando unit and joined in the storming of Salerno Bay in Italy wearing silver buttons, carrying bagpipes, and armed with a bow and arrow and a hilted Scottish sword called a claymore. “Churchill,” his obituary would read, “believed an assault leader should have a reputation which would at once demoralize the enemy and convince his own men that nothing was impossible.” “Any officer who goes into action without his sword,” he reportedly said, “is improperly dressed.” Full article : http://tinyurl.com/d2vz7fy

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 17, 2013 12:20 PM (aDwsi)

473 There are muslims who are as white as Anderson Cooper too,whiter even. *** Even Edgar Winter isn't as white as Anderson Cooper.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2013 12:20 PM (piMMO)

474 Maybe we should stop posting and linking pictures of INNOCENT people before we know anything. It looks a lot like slander. Posted by: JD Seattle


I mentioned to my wife it would really suck to be one of those people singled out as a suspect by the media.  For all we know they're innocent and also among the wounded.

Posted by: Dang at April 17, 2013 12:20 PM (R18D0)

475 Lindsey Graham ‏@GrahamBlog 1m
President Obama wanted 3 things on gun control -- ban assault weapons, limit magazine sizes, and expand background checks. He'll lose all 3.



He fucking better, you squish.

I hate you and hope you are OUT.....SOON.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 17, 2013 12:20 PM (xmcEQ)

476 Catch the gun vote on CSpan 2

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2013 12:20 PM (piMMO)

477 474 Lindsey Graham ‏@GrahamBlog 1m President Obama wanted 3 things on gun control -- ban assault weapons, limit magazine sizes, and expand background checks. He'll lose all 3. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2013 04:19 PM (piMMO) And if there is a G-d in Heaven, Lindsay will lose in the primaries to a conservative. Fuck you Goober.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 12:21 PM (tqLft)

478 well one thing is certain, this has reminded me not to pick my nose or scratch my butt at public events with multiple cameras trained on the crowds. You never know when gangs of internet sleuths are going to analyze those photos and draw big circles and arrows on them and stuff.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 17, 2013 12:21 PM (RZ8pf)

479 Ok, the CNN chick just said it'll be easier to find the guy if he's a domestic terrorist because "US isn't that big". There are no words

Posted by: Jones in CO

 

 

You actually mean that the United States is smaller than the entire planet????!!!

 

You know how Brent Bozell does the annual awards to show how biased  the media is?  AOS should start an annual award show for the inane, stupid, and total jackassery of the media.  Call them out on it and humiliate them.

 

Good Times!

Posted by: Cheri at April 17, 2013 12:21 PM (G+Wff)

480 The only thing white in the picture is the hat, not the man.

Posted by: CarolT at April 17, 2013 12:21 PM (z4WKX)

481 Glad to finally be back home, if they are looking for someone wearing a hat and is carrying a bag they are in for a long road. Everyone had a bag, after being in Boston for a few days I realized how many colleges are around, every student has a backpack.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 17, 2013 12:21 PM (oBhEo)

482

Lindsey is going to try his bona fides on the guns.  He knows to kill that.

 

On immigration, who knows what he's thinking.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 12:21 PM (tVTLU)

483 481 Even Edgar Winter isn't as white as Anderson Cooper. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2013 04:20 PM (piMMO) Dude, Edgar Winter is translucent. Like Lillith and Maris.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 12:22 PM (tqLft)

484 They   now  have video of David Sirota carrying a bag. Turned out to be a man purse. No big deal.

Posted by: Roy at April 17, 2013 12:22 PM (VndSC)

485 Zoomed the pic Xx10 and he still doesn't look like a white male. They are wishcasting. Pathetic. Which guy?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 17, 2013 12:22 PM (eyJh9)

486

I...hope you are OUT

 

You mean I'm not?

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 17, 2013 12:22 PM (5iuEW)

487 Where can I get an 80% finished pressure cooker?

Posted by: Todd W at April 17, 2013 12:22 PM (9mWut)

488 Screw that.  Put out an APB on the chick with the white headband and big tits!  I've got a proposal for her.

Posted by: The Bang Bus at April 17, 2013 12:23 PM (xmcEQ)

489

Alright - heres some random speculation:

 

The bomber was only trying to kill one person, but he didn't want to get caught and that one person dying alone would point the finger at him.  So the bomber's scheme was to explode bombs, covering the death of the intended victim with the deaths of others, thereby hiding himself.

 

An assinine theory worthy of an action movie or a mystery thriller but no dumber than those floated by the experts right now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at April 17, 2013 12:23 PM (hLRSq)

490 473 Don't worry, I need to take it from Time Square. Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 04:18 PM (+xmn4) Maybe you should walk to the nearest stop or two as a precaution.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 12:23 PM (tqLft)

491 >Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 04:19 PM (tVTLU) <

I won't justify it. But their reasoning was that insurance would cover it.

It really sucked because we had irreplaceable content on laptops/computers that was 100's of hours of work. They took servers, printers, everything.

People also had mementos that were taken. They even stripped the vending machine.

No way with all that security that was your average looter.

Posted by: Marcus at April 17, 2013 12:23 PM (GGCsk)

492 Maybe we should stop posting and linking pictures of INNOCENT people before we know anything. It looks a lot like slander.

I seem to remember this being a big deal back during weiner-gate.

Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2013 12:24 PM (hO9ad)

493 444 The possible reason why the dogs didn't detect the bombs is that the pressure relief on the pressure cooker would have been plugged, so the device was almost 100% sealed. No odor.

Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill from Canada at April 17, 2013 04:13 PM (taXf0)

Here's a genuine secret 99% of the public doesn't know.. Probably 9 out of 10 'bomb', 'drug' dogs at large events or airports AREN'T TRAINED AT ALL.  They are used as deterrent as most of the public thinks dogs have special powers.  Training 1 dog as a drug or bomb dog is freakin expensive.  

Posted by: shut off the TV at April 17, 2013 12:24 PM (B4kSp)

494
CBS confirms Photo of Suspected White Male:

http://tinyurl.com/cbndwyj

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2013 12:24 PM (mKNJE)

495 well one thing is certain, this has reminded me not to pick my nose or scratch my butt at public events with multiple cameras trained on the crowds. You never know when gangs of internet sleuths are going to analyze those photos and draw big circles and arrows on them and stuff.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 17, 2013 04:21 PM (RZ8pf)

 

heh, no shit

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 17, 2013 12:24 PM (nTgAI)

496 Dana Loesch says Sirota's changed his twitter avatar twice today. She also says that the 'cell phone' bit of the Rubio bill is actually about supplying sat-phones to border residents who live outside of phone service so they can notify border patrol or call for help. FWIW.

Posted by: zsasz at April 17, 2013 12:24 PM (MMC8r)

497 OK, we finally have a picture of two persons of interest in the case... http://tinyurl.com/clkq68z

Posted by: Not Soledad's Earpiece Anymore at April 17, 2013 12:24 PM (fMiHM)

498 Looks like a Where's Waldo picture.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 17, 2013 12:24 PM (4x8W0)

499 YOU JUST WON 2 TICKETS TO THE GUN SHOW!

Posted by: David Sirota [/i] [/b] at April 17, 2013 12:24 PM (5Hl3g)

500 496 Screw that. Put out an APB on the chick with the white headband and big tits! I've got a proposal for her. Posted by: The Bang Bus at April 17, 2013 04:23 PM (xmcEQ) What about that black chick with the titanic breasteses who makes Michael Moore look like Arnold Stang?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 12:24 PM (tqLft)

501 Mikey NTH..  go look up the Tylenol killer.  To collect on her husband's insurance about accidental poisoning she laced other bottles of Tylenol and killed others.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2013 12:24 PM (OCvUs)

502 >498 473 Don't worry, I need to take it from Time Square.
Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 04:18 PM (+xmn4)

Maybe you should walk to the nearest stop or two as a precaution. <

Just look out for suspicious looking white guys.

Posted by: Marcus at April 17, 2013 12:24 PM (GGCsk)

503 this is the guy. he escaped from the trailer park: http://tinyurl.com/cacsv7b

Posted by: Bubbles... at April 17, 2013 12:25 PM (bT79U)

504 Maybe you should walk to the nearest stop or two as a precaution.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 04:23 PM (tqLft)

I'm going to head down to Herald square and get it from there. 

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 12:25 PM (+xmn4)

505 Pfft. Hateful reichwingers never heard of a 'reverse albino.'

Posted by: RWC at April 17, 2013 12:25 PM (fWAjv)

506 482 Maybe we should stop posting and linking pictures of INNOCENT people before we know anything. It looks a lot like slander.

Posted by: JD Seattle


I mentioned to my wife it would really suck to be one of those people singled out as a suspect by the media. For all we know they're innocent and also among the wounded.

Posted by: Dang at April 17, 2013 04:20 PM (R18D0)

If you are a regular person and you see pictures of yourself being discussed in this way on the internet then you get your lawyer and you go to the FBI right?  Cause you know you are innocent and then they can cross you off their list. 

Posted by: Caustic at April 17, 2013 12:25 PM (/b8+5)

507 The ability to shoot looters should be enshrined in federal law. On the fucking spot. And then walk up close and finish it if you failed from afar.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 04:19 PM (tVTLU)

 

 

--------------------------------------------

 

 

Never ever look to the fed for a law like that.  Come to OK.  We do.

Posted by: Soona at April 17, 2013 12:25 PM (XbwR1)

508 Sock-be-gone.

Posted by: Brother Cavil's Ampersand Emporium at April 17, 2013 12:25 PM (fMiHM)

509 They are used as deterrent

Also for Psychological Support.

Posted by: some puffy-faced TSA Agent at April 17, 2013 12:25 PM (nbX4o)

510 OK, we finally have a picture of two persons of interest in the case...

http://tinyurl.com/clkq68z

Posted by: Not Soledad's Earpiece Anymore at April 17, 2013 04:24 PM (fMiHM)

 

They look guilty of something.

Posted by: yinzer at April 17, 2013 12:26 PM (/Mla1)

511 BREAKING: No missing children in Searchlight, Nevada, for at least the past 12 hours.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 12:26 PM (LyF0H)

512 The guy in the gray next to the Asian woman in orange has Mustafa written all over him. Doesn't mean he's guilty, but if I was casting for "24", homeboy would get the part.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 17, 2013 12:26 PM (ZshNr)

513 CBS issues new photo of suspect and accomplice: http://tinyurl.com/bepq2sj

Posted by: zsasz at April 17, 2013 12:26 PM (MMC8r)

514

Posted by: Cat Litter at April 17, 2013 03:37 PM (x9s9/)

 

 

 

Now that was funny! 

 

Posted by: Cheri at April 17, 2013 12:26 PM (G+Wff)

515 Posted by: Not Soledad's Earpiece Anymore at April 17, 2013 04:24 PM (fMiHM) Somofabeetch.

Posted by: RWC at April 17, 2013 12:26 PM (fWAjv)

516

Marcus,

 

Huh.  Yeah, that's too bad.  What a fucking pain.  "Insurance will cover it", so you are entitled to be a thief after an awful tragedy.

 

Fair enough, as long as I am entitled to shoot you on fucking sight.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 12:26 PM (tVTLU)

517 512 I'm going to head down to Herald square and get it from there. Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 04:25 PM (+xmn4) That's just as juicy a target. Walk to 18th Street!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 12:26 PM (tqLft)

518 I think ace's headline sums it up best.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 17, 2013 12:26 PM (xjpRj)

519 431 In the big picture near the top left there are two middle eastern looking men, one carrying a black backpack and the other keeping his eyes on a nearby cop.

While were profiling, why not?

Posted by: Jolly Roger at April 17, 2013 04:11 PM (49FOO)


Profiling is fine with me. I like profiling. I do this often in airports and crowded events. I came close to profiling on a plane one afternoon. If my dear and steady husband had no been with me I would have been all over this. Tell me what you would do while we wait for something to happen. Keep in mind, please, that I fly a lot and have just prior and immediately after 9/11.


737, three seats each side of plane. Husband and me with seat between us. Me on window with trusty and heavy travel bag weaponry, husband on aisle. Two Asian-looking youths on opposite side. Oddly sitting in window and middle seats, with aisle seat everyone else fights over empty (looks a bit ghey). Both sweating profusely...I mean, beading sweat on foreheads. Passing around what appeared to be a small prayer book in foreign language, but husband claimed was not Arabic (trust me, I asked and did not take my eyes off these two). They did not, ever, talk. Appeared to be praying at times with eyes closed. Perhaps they were sweating from the power of my stare. Do not care, children. Anyway, they did not acknowledge anyone on plane, including flight attendant with cart. Just kept passing that book back and forth. Flight was an hour and a half or so. If a red headband had appeared I was going to go full insane. Others watched them, too. This is the only flight, out of a bazillion, that I was really convinced they were testing water. It was weird.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 12:26 PM (baL2B)

520

Because if we start looking for an angry white male, whose power and influence has been dropping and is known for rage-powered rants against enemies, well then...

 

Mr. Chris Matthews sir, come along now like a good gentleman; it'll go better if you come quietly without making a scene.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at April 17, 2013 12:27 PM (hLRSq)

521

Maybe we should stop posting and linking pictures of INNOCENT people before we know anything. It looks a lot like slander.

Posted by: JD Seattle


How do you know they are innocent? I'm sorry. INNOCENT .

 

Of course somebody pictured has to be innocent but they can all be  persons  of  interest  until the investigation  points otherwise. 

Posted by: polynikes at April 17, 2013 12:27 PM (m2CN7)

522 Damn. Beaten by two minutes.

Posted by: zsasz at April 17, 2013 12:27 PM (MMC8r)

523 519 BREAKING: No missing children in Searchlight, Nevada, for at least the past 12 hours. Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 04:26 PM (LyF0H) None are left...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 12:27 PM (tqLft)

524 Lautenburg just got a round of applause in the Senate for voting and still breathing.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 17, 2013 12:27 PM (Fz2C7)

525

They are used as deterrent

***

 

I read that as detergent.....

Posted by: LGoPs at April 17, 2013 12:27 PM (4x8W0)

526 Exclusive definitive image of Boston bomber leaked to AP here:
http://tinyurl.com/cypyxgo

Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2013 12:27 PM (hO9ad)

527 497: That's almost exactly what happened with the DC snipers. The only problem was Muhammad wasting having way too much fun with it and never got around to killing his wife. The jihad opportunity also helped

Posted by: BSR at April 17, 2013 12:27 PM (kp9HF)

528

509 - Anna Puma:

 

Really?  I did not know that.

Umm...nevermind.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at April 17, 2013 12:27 PM (hLRSq)

529 @443 The looting? Not sure about that. Those outfits were GIVEN to the runners when they finished I think. Also there is some chatter that the outfits were taken to cover up wounded. I am sure some were stolen, but I suspect most were not.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 17, 2013 12:28 PM (wR+pz)

530

Soona:

 

Ah how I yearn to be back near home.  But these stupid fucking yankees are screwing things up and the looter will probably get a million dollar judgment against me for protecting my property.

 

Shooting looters should be recognized as a basic civil right.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 17, 2013 12:28 PM (tVTLU)

531 525 512 I'm going to head down to Herald square and get it from there.
Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 04:25 PM (+xmn4)


That's just as juicy a target. Walk to 18th Street!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 04:26 PM (tqLft)

Maybe I'll just walk to South Dakota, word on the street today is that the US isn't that big.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 12:28 PM (+xmn4)

532 54-46 Amendment fails.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 17, 2013 12:28 PM (Fz2C7)

533 Heralder, or perhaps your peace of mind will be happier with a taxi.

Aum Shinrikyu in Tokyo with Sarin on the subways.  Then Madrid's transit system.  And London they took stabs at both the Tubes ad a bus.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2013 12:28 PM (OCvUs)

534 Lautenberg showed up and voted.

Posted by: irright at April 17, 2013 12:28 PM (dt38j)

535 Way to pull together you guys. Low-life's.


http://tinyurl.com/ccvpwn8

Posted by: Marcus

Are we sure the stuff wasn't being given away?  A guy wearing one of the blue and yellow jackets places a box on the street so people can get to it and walks away.  A fellow looter wouldn't do that but a guy freaking out a little and tossing all his shit might.  He then walks back and forth watching people take the jackets.  It looks to me like he was told to or decided give it away.  I can see a company do that instead of getting criticized for continuing to sell jackets after a terrorist attack.

Posted by: Dang at April 17, 2013 12:28 PM (R18D0)

536 @jamiedupree  Senate votes 54-46 on Manchin-Toomey; the amendment fails because 60 votes were required

Posted by: 80sBaby at April 17, 2013 12:28 PM (YjDyJ)

537 They're gonna pin it on 'Ridiculously Photogenic Guy.'

Posted by: RWC at April 17, 2013 12:29 PM (fWAjv)

538 542 He's alive??

Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2013 12:29 PM (9XBK2)

539 @527 Sounds like you have good situational awareness. It's no accident that people who have that usually have a name attached to them when SHTF: survivors.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at April 17, 2013 12:29 PM (49FOO)

540 Damn. Beaten by two minutes. I'm shocked it took that long for someone to go there...

Posted by: Brother Cavil's Ampersand Emporium at April 17, 2013 12:29 PM (fMiHM)

541 539 Maybe I'll just walk to South Dakota, word on the street today is that the US isn't that big. Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 04:28 PM (+xmn4) It's really TINY! It's so tiny, they had it carpeted end to end! (Zombie Dudley Moore)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 12:29 PM (tqLft)

542 Maybe we should stop posting and linking pictures of INNOCENT people before we know anything. It looks a lot like slander.



Posted by: JD Seattle


Yeah, good luck with that.

Posted by: Richard Jewel at April 17, 2013 12:29 PM (xmcEQ)

543 FBI presser scheduled at 5 pm is postponed.

Posted by: CarolT at April 17, 2013 12:29 PM (z4WKX)

544 @544 Thanks, good news!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 17, 2013 12:30 PM (wR+pz)

545 Of course somebody pictured has to be innocent but they can all be persons of interest until the investigation points otherwise.

Because nothing bad can happen if the media gins up public interest in someone who's not actually guilty of anything.

Posted by: George Zimmerman at April 17, 2013 12:30 PM (hO9ad)

546 Manchin-Toomey dies in Senate. Needed 60, only got 54.

Posted by: joncelli at April 17, 2013 12:30 PM (RD7QR)

547

535 BSR:

 

Umm...wasn't aware of that angle at all.

Well.  I have some 'splainin' to do, I think.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at April 17, 2013 12:31 PM (hLRSq)

548 505 OK, we finally have a picture of two persons of interest in the case...

http://tinyurl.com/clkq68z

Posted by: Not Soledad's Earpiece Anymore at April 17, 2013 04:24 PM (fMiHM)


Sleuthing.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at April 17, 2013 12:31 PM (AWmfW)

549 554 Manchin-Toomey dies in Senate. Needed 60, only got 54. Posted by: joncelli at April 17, 2013 04:30 PM (RD7QR) Good. Toomey has been Sirota'd.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 12:31 PM (tqLft)

550 It finally hit me, who Sirota reminded me of: Right Said Fred I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts I shake my little touche on the catwalk, on the catwalk... ahaha classic (perhaps someone else already made the connection, if so, nm)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 17, 2013 12:31 PM (XYSwB)

551 So for Biden, two is six

Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2013 12:31 PM (Io7hX)

552 The surveillance video could only capture the operator(s). They're gonna waterboard any suspects to make 'em cough up the mastermind? Not on President Michael Jackson's watch! No siree! Chatter on low-encryption NSA (and other) back-channels currently seems to point to "Bob" as the mastermind. http://preview.tinyurl.com/c2dj7n3

Posted by: Thorvald at April 17, 2013 12:32 PM (1V6Pv)

553 541Heralder, or perhaps your peace of mind will be happier with a taxi.

Aum Shinrikyu in Tokyo with Sarin on the subways. Then Madrid's transit system. And London they took stabs at both the Tubes ad a bus.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 17, 2013 04:28 PM (OCvUs)

I was considering that.  Unfortunately we need to deal with this stuff kind of often so I'm a little desensitized to it.  I think I'll hop over to a smaller station and be vigilant for white males.

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 12:32 PM (+xmn4)

554 Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 04:28 PM (+xmn4)

You've seen the New Yorker cartoon of a map of the U.S.A.?

These assholes believe it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2013 12:32 PM (/WLC3)

555 542 Lautenberg showed up and voted.

Posted by: irright at April 17, 2013 04:28 PM (dt38j)


They detoured the hearse so he could vote?

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 17, 2013 12:32 PM (FIDMq)

556 BREAKING: Fact Checkers Evacuated!

Posted by: USA at April 17, 2013 12:33 PM (RIg+t)

557 553 Of course somebody pictured has to be innocent but they can all be persons of interest until the investigation points otherwise.

Because nothing bad can happen if the media gins up public interest in someone who's not actually guilty of anything.
Posted by: George Zimmerman at April 17, 2013 04:30 PM
=======

What are you implying?

Posted by: Richard Jewell at April 17, 2013 12:33 PM (aDwsi)

558 551 FBI presser scheduled at 5 pm is postponed.

Posted by: CarolT at April 17, 2013 04:29 PM (z4WKX)


You are joking.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 12:33 PM (baL2B)

559 @LiamWCVB RT @SeanKellyTV: FBI briefing has been postponed yet again. This time because of earlier bomb scare at Fed courthouse.

Posted by: 80sBaby at April 17, 2013 12:33 PM (YjDyJ)

560 Lautenberg showed up and voted. Posted by: irright at April 17, 2013 04:28 PM (dt38j) They detoured the hearse so he could vote? Posted by: Red Shirt at April 17, 2013 04:32 PM (FIDMq) Good one. Wish i had said that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2013 12:33 PM (jE38p)

561 This just in: David Bowie arrested for writing Under pressure...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at April 17, 2013 12:33 PM (9+ccr)

562 If you are a regular person and you see pictures of yourself being discussed in this way on the internet then you get your lawyer and you go to the FBI right? Cause you know you are innocent and then they can cross you off their list.
Posted by: Caustic

I know that.  But would that not still SUCK?  That's all I'm saying.

Posted by: Dang at April 17, 2013 12:34 PM (R18D0)

563 Because nothing bad can happen if the media gins up public interest in someone who's not actually guilty of anything.

Posted by: George Zimmerman at April 17, 2013 04:30 PM (hO9ad)

 

 

Bad shit happens all the time.  We tell innocent muslims to suck it up when it comes to profiling.  I'm saying the same thing here.  

Posted by: polynikes at April 17, 2013 12:34 PM (m2CN7)

564 Sharyl Attkisson ‏@SharylAttkisson 17s CBS: House investigators talking to new Benghazi whistleblowers Â… via @CBSNews http://cbsn.ws/XH2cw6

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2013 12:34 PM (piMMO)

565 So for Biden, two is six

Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2013 04:31 PM (Io7hX)

-

Two,   Six, What Does It Matter Now?

Posted by: Hillary! at April 17, 2013 12:34 PM (sBUAE)

566 #...since Clinton, through jr. Bush and worst yet with Obama, within our government and intelligence community, factions vie for monopoly of power to abuse, "Because I could" terrorize. Our government leadership MADE Fast and Furious with absolute disregard for our Constitution and for the lives of our citizenry. It isn't as if this vicious brand of politician and federal authority exercise restraint in their abuses, or "care" how many they kill in this or that policy venture (What Difference Does It Make?!), toppling this or that people, assassinating leaders of nations (including Americans) in order to "call the shots" themselves with "their man" here and there. All the while, they MADE US taxpayers fund the arming AND training of the very same peoples who have sworn to annihilate the American citizenry. There is nothing sacred about an American life to these ego maniacs in power with the exception, of course, of their own elitist "more special and deserving" lives. In order to dump their shit under cover, there are those obese egos that would very willingly command acts of terrorism that of course people will obsess over as lives and bodies are violently destroyed. ...Confound the timing. NYTimes, Apr 16 http://tinyurl.com/c58qwo4 The sweeping, 577-page report says that while brutality has occurred in every American war, there never before had been “the kind of considered and detailed discussions that occurred after 9/11 directly involving a president and his top advisers on the wisdom, propriety and legality of inflicting pain and torment on some detainees in our custody.” The study, by an 11-member panel convened by the Constitution Project, a legal research and advocacy group, is to be released on Tuesday morning [April 16]. “I had not recognized the depths of torture in some cases,” Mr. Jones said. “We lost our compass.”

Posted by: panzernashorn at April 17, 2013 12:34 PM (MhA4j)

567 Man he looks exactly like I guy I knew from Pakistan. I worked with the guy for 6 years and he could be his twin.

Posted by: ForThemWhatCare at April 17, 2013 12:34 PM (lpShw)

568 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2013 04:32 PM (/WLC3)

Yeah, there's a whole series of those things.  They're great!

Posted by: Heralder at April 17, 2013 12:34 PM (+xmn4)

569 I don't know why they'd drag Lautenberg out there, unless they needed his vote on something.

Posted by: irright at April 17, 2013 12:35 PM (dt38j)

570 @jamiedupree Senate votes 54-46 on Manchin-Toomey; the amendment fails because 60 votes were required

Posted by: 80sBaby at April 17, 2013 04:28 PM (YjDyJ)

 

 

-----------------------------------------

 

 

Excellent.  That's over with........for now.

Posted by: Soona at April 17, 2013 12:35 PM (XbwR1)

571 I know that. But would that not still SUCK? That's all I'm saying.

Posted by: Dang at April 17, 2013 04:34 PM (R18D0)

 

Yes definitely it would suck. 

Posted by: polynikes at April 17, 2013 12:35 PM (m2CN7)

572 You know who now is REALLY hoping it is a "dark-skinned" man? CNN. There must be a cognitive dissonance explosion (pardon the pun) going on in the CNN uni-brain.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 17, 2013 12:35 PM (deaac)

573 I was just thinking ( rare occurrence) that it is a good thing that you can't insert ricin or anthrax into an email or a blog

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2013 12:35 PM (jE38p)

574 I was just thinking ( rare occurrence) that it is a good thing that you can't insert ricin or anthrax into an email or a blog

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2013 12:35 PM (jE38p)

575 Manchin-Toomey dies in Senate. Needed 60, only got 54.
Posted by: joncelli at April 17, 2013 04:30 PM (RD7QR)


Ted Cruz last spotted with a smoking six-gun, saying something about how it "needed killin'"

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 17, 2013 12:36 PM (SY2Kh)

576 Now they're going to vote on like nine other amendments which will all fail.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 17, 2013 12:36 PM (Fz2C7)

577 BREAKING: News analysts determine the only credible suspects can be of northern European descent. Because shut up.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at April 17, 2013 12:36 PM (LyF0H)

578 BREAKING: Boxing Great Joe Louis is considered a suspect.

Posted by: zsasz at April 17, 2013 12:36 PM (MMC8r)

579 581 I was just thinking ( rare occurrence) that it is a good thing that you can't insert ricin or anthrax into an email or a blog

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2013 04:35 PM (jE38p)

582 I was just thinking ( rare occurrence) that it is a good thing that you can't insert ricin or anthrax into an email or a blog

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2013 04:35 PM (jE38p)



Thinking hard about it?

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 17, 2013 12:36 PM (FIDMq)

580

"Because nothing bad can happen if the media gins up public interest in someone who's not actually guilty of anything."

 

 

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Joe the Plumber at April 17, 2013 12:37 PM (026j9)

581 575 Man he looks exactly like I guy I knew from Pakistan. I worked with the guy for 6 years and he could be his twin. Posted by: ForThemWhatCare at April 17, 2013 04:34 PM
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All Paki's look alike to me...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 17, 2013 12:37 PM (aDwsi)

582 246 We are pleased to report here at CNN that the suspect is NOT, I repeat, NOT gay. Posted by: Don Lemon at April 17, 2013 03:51 PM (wAQA5) Sacred honor compels me to say that I slept with several attendees at the Boston Marathon.

Posted by: Will Folks at April 17, 2013 12:37 PM (DGIjM)

583 Manchin-Toomey dies in Senate. Dissolve its body in acid. Don't burn it.

Posted by: H. P. Lovecraft at April 17, 2013 12:37 PM (LyF0H)

584 BREAKING: WAR DECLARED AGAINST FRANCE, ACCORDING TO SOURCES

update:  war not declared against France.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 17, 2013 12:37 PM (TpXEI)

585 RE: Photos

These would be a lot more useful if they were timestamped.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 17, 2013 12:37 PM (UypUQ)

586 "All Paki's look alike to me..." All "pah-kis ..."

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 17, 2013 12:37 PM (deaac)

587 BREAKING: Richard Jewell's corpse now being questioned at BPD HQ

Posted by: Armando at April 17, 2013 12:38 PM (5iuEW)

588 In other news, Max Baucus has today shocked his fellow democrats by admitting that the ACA (of which he is an important author) is a "train wreck".

Posted by: navybrat at April 17, 2013 12:38 PM (l7mJv)

589 Good. Toomey has been Sirota'd.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2013 04:31 PM (tqLft)

 

-- Yea, but they got that war hero's vote

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 17, 2013 12:38 PM (R8hU8)

590 Some dickhead nyc cop whining about the loss in the Senate. Why does Cavouto have this guy on? The guy is a fucking idiot, you don't give a finger print for a background gun check.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 17, 2013 12:38 PM (wR+pz)

591 580 You know who now is REALLY hoping it is a "dark-skinned" man? CNN.

There must be a cognitive dissonance explosion (pardon the pun) going on in the CNN uni-brain.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 17, 2013 04:35 PM (deaac)


Here we go crazy 'bout a dark-skinned man

Posted by: ZZ Top at April 17, 2013 12:38 PM (FIDMq)

592 587 581
I was just thinking ( rare occurrence) that it is a good thing that you can't insert ricin or anthrax into an email or a blog
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And yet, I still wash my hands after visiting Huff Po, just in case...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 17, 2013 12:38 PM (aDwsi)

593 update: war not declared against France. France surrenders pre-emptively.

Posted by: zsasz at April 17, 2013 12:38 PM (MMC8r)

594 Manchin-Toomey dies in Senate. Needed 60, only got 54.

Who was the Dem that voted no?

Posted by: toby928© of the sticky socks at April 17, 2013 12:38 PM (QupBk)

595 Hahah FEDs delay press conference. Nailed it! White House is sticking their finger into the pie. Might need to whiten it up a little before releasing to the public.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at April 17, 2013 12:39 PM (q177U)

596 "And yet, I still wash my hands after visiting Huff Po, just in case..." Generally I just take a shower.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 17, 2013 12:39 PM (deaac)

597 595 BREAKING: Richard Jewell's corpsenow being questioned at BPD HQ Posted by: Armando at April 17, 2013 04:38 PM
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Expect media to dig up Rudolph..., story at 11:00

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 17, 2013 12:40 PM (aDwsi)

598 BREAKING: WAR DECLARED AGAINST FRANCE, ACCORDING TO SOURCES

update: war not declared against France.


War has either been declared against France or not.

Posted by: Factcheck.org at April 17, 2013 12:40 PM (hO9ad)

599 572 Sharyl Attkisson ‏@SharylAttkisson 17s
CBS: House investigators talking to new Benghazi whistleblowers Â… via @CBSNews

http://cbsn.ws/XH2cw6

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 17, 2013 04:34 PM (piMMO)


I have too much to read. Too much to do. Husband going to kill ChristyB. Time to put on supermodel clothes and make-up before he notices that I have not gotten anything done for days due to Ace addiction. He has no idea about you morons. Maybe I should hire some of those peoples in the Where's Waldo photo to come help me. I do not have time for Benghazi whistleblowers, with Boston, ricin chex and Gosnell this week of bizarro. What's next? A nuke from N. Korea?

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 12:40 PM (baL2B)

600 President of France declares France not really a "country" so "why bother, you guys?"  Then burns car with assorted youths.

Posted by: Dang at April 17, 2013 12:41 PM (R18D0)

601 Seriously - the next person who decides to take over the world has to keep France. 

Posted by: Bahney Fwank at April 17, 2013 12:42 PM (fwARV)

602 "BREAKING: WAR DECLARED AGAINST FRANCE, ACCORDING TO SOURCES" Source: Gerard Dipardeau

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 17, 2013 12:42 PM (deaac)

603 You are joking.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 04:33 PM (baL2B)

 

No, I am not joking.  Fox 25 Boston said it.   WRKO also said same thing.  I turned all off, I'm happier that way!

Posted by: CarolT at April 17, 2013 12:42 PM (z4WKX)

604 Off, damned sock.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 17, 2013 12:42 PM (fwARV)

605 France?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 17, 2013 12:42 PM (MMC8r)

606 Breaking news in the Marathon Bombing case, sources inside one of the investigating authorities say that they are looking for   a white  panel van, with a white driver, a horn that plays Dixie,  . . . .

Posted by: NBCBS News at April 17, 2013 12:43 PM (BAS5M)

607 In the head story over on Daily Mail there is a guy in a black jacket, grey hoodie, no hat but still wearing his sunglasses when everyone else has their glasses are off :

It's the picture captioned "Injured people and debris lie on the sidewalk near the Boston Marathon finish line following an explosion in Boston, Monday, April 15, 2013"

Posted by: MMR at April 17, 2013 12:43 PM (DUwjd)

608 BREAKING: Nazis bomb Pearl Harbor

Posted by: NBC at April 17, 2013 12:44 PM (LyF0H)

609 611 You are joking.
Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 04:33 PM (baL2B) No, I am not joking. Fox 25 Boston said it. WRKO also said same thing. I turned all off, I'm happier that way!

Posted by: CarolT at April 17, 2013 04:42 PM (z4WKX)


Ok, THAT's IT. I am drinking on a Wed, as I have done Mon and Tuesday and it is not in my supermodel chronic diet plan. It is 5pm somewhere in the Atlantic near me. This is too much. Will drink and pretend to do some stuff around here. Unreal.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 12:44 PM (baL2B)

610

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 04:40 PM (baL2B) 

 

Christy- I am with you, Ace addiction.  I should be outside with my rose garden. I'm going to regret this later on because the only thing I learned today was that the Tylenol murderer was solved.

 

Now I'm going outside to my garden.

Posted by: CarolT at April 17, 2013 12:45 PM (z4WKX)

611 Fucking McCain voted for the back ground bill. Pederast Reid voted against so he would have the option to move to reconsider. Fat chance of that.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 17, 2013 12:46 PM (wR+pz)

612 I can't believe they postponed/probably cancelled the press conference. Fuckers love microphones and cameras every other day of the year.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 17, 2013 12:47 PM (ZshNr)

613 CNN:  We have it on the best authority that when the bomb threat on the Boston federal courthouse  was called in, there were police, lawyers, and judges inside.  Updates to follow -

Posted by: Soona at April 17, 2013 12:47 PM (XbwR1)

614 All Paki's look alike to me... Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 17, 2013 04:37 PM (aDwsi) Me Too.

Posted by: Hair plugs Joe at April 17, 2013 12:47 PM (wR+pz)

615 Harry Reid leaves the Senate following the failure of the gun control bill: http://tinyurl.com/3me5w34

Posted by: zsasz at April 17, 2013 12:47 PM (MMC8r)

616 109 98
CNN's John King says Boston source who confirmed arrest won't talk now, told him there's "significant blowback."

Good.  I hope they fire the "source", who I am assuming is FBI.  I swear half the FBI agents I know have a media guy they leak to.  They must teach a block on it at Quantico.  Right after the block on "standing around" or "guarding the front door" at search warrants. 

I'm venting a little, from personal experience.



Posted by: elliot at April 17, 2013 12:47 PM (8zGOf)

617 Richard Jewell is unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Long Island at April 17, 2013 12:49 PM (hl8SI)

618 My dad worked in the govt and had to deal with the FBI all the time. They called them Fumbling Bumbling Idiots.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 17, 2013 12:50 PM (uhftQ)

619

MIT Sports Cheer:

 

Cosine!  Secant!  Tangent!  Sine!

 

3.14159!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 17, 2013 12:50 PM (BAS5M)

620

Big ass attack, nation is focused, and the FBI says they are looking for a man they saw on a video.

 

Don't you think they should, um, SHOW everyone exactly who they are looking for???

This seems a bit on the incompetent side.....

Posted by: Gerry Owen at April 17, 2013 12:55 PM (4ABat)

621 Don't look at me. I've got an alibi.

Posted by: drew thompson at April 17, 2013 12:56 PM (mGBy8)

622
Ok, THAT's IT. I am drinking on a Wed, as I have done Mon and Tuesday and it is not in my supermodel chronic diet plan. It is 5pm somewhere in the Atlantic near me. This is too much. Will drink and pretend to do some stuff around here. Unreal.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 04:44 PM (baL2B)

 

Chrisy, it's 5pm here near Boston. Have a drink.  I used to lose weight when I drank a lot. 

 

Posted by: CarolT at April 17, 2013 12:56 PM (z4WKX)

623 The same CBS that broke the George Bush TANG document story
Mmm. TANG.

Posted by: homer simpson at April 17, 2013 12:59 PM (mGBy8)

624 talk about false flags...
Who cares about andi sullivan?

Posted by: dyslexic moron at April 17, 2013 01:00 PM (mGBy8)

625 "...And the anthrax attacks were never solved. Some crimes may never be closed."

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 17, 2013 04:11 PM (Ec6wH)

 

Bruce Ivins, a microbiologist who was one of the experts consulted in the investigation following the 9-11 anthrax attacks, became the FBI's prime suspect for reasons too lengthy to go into here. Knowing his arrest was imminent, he committed suicide. In all probability, Ivins committed those crimes. He had the requisite skillset, motive (Ivins had 2 patents pending for anthrax vaccines), and a long history of mental illness. So yes, you're right, the case isn't closed but the perpetrator is--with reasonable certainty--known.

Posted by: troyriser at April 17, 2013 01:10 PM (vtiE6)

626 630
Ok, THAT's IT. I am drinking on a Wed, as I have done Mon and Tuesday and it is not in my supermodel chronic diet plan. It is 5pm somewhere in the Atlantic near me. This is too much. Will drink and pretend to do some stuff around here. Unreal.
Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 17, 2013 04:44 PM (baL2B) Chrisy, it's 5pm here near Boston. Have a drink. I used to lose weight when I drank a lot.

Posted by: CarolT at April 17, 2013 04:56 PM (z4WKX)


Just ask Kate Moss. Cigarettes, cocaine and alcohol ... super model diet plan.

Posted by: Long Island at April 17, 2013 01:11 PM (hl8SI)

627 "Maybe we should stop posting and linking pictures of INNOCENT people before we know anything. It looks a lot like slander. " Some of the pictures I keep seeing are clearly of undercover cops or other LEO. Two guys with black jackets and what looks like 511 pants/boots, one has a punisher hat. I'm sure we'll hear conspiracies from the alex jones loons about this.

Posted by: Andrew at April 17, 2013 01:20 PM (HS3dy)

628 George Zimmerman was a "white male," too. Which must have come as quite a shock to Mr. &Mrs. Zimmerman.

I'm giving up on news coverage of this situation for at least a week, so the press idiots have some time to get shut of their carious cases of the vapors and actually figure out a fact or two.

Posted by: Sarge at April 17, 2013 01:22 PM (We5IL)

629 Wait, so the Juicebox Mafia is incompetent? 

The HELL you say, sir!

Top men, every one. 

Top.  Men.

Posted by: acethepug at April 17, 2013 01:43 PM (eyt7h)

630 Can't they just say that the suspects are "Muslim-skinned"?

Posted by: Kasper in Mexico City at April 17, 2013 05:07 PM (7x9pP)

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