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March 25, 2013

Noted Anti-Semite Believes That Hostility to Bloomberg's Anti-Gun Agitation is Probably Anti-Semitic
— Ace

The parrot trained by Chris Matthews to always agree with a leftist's racial demagoguery, Mike "Plagiarist" Barnicle, immediately parrots Sharpton.

You won't be surprised to know that you cannot disagree with the left on any points without immediately being accused of a whole raft of monstrous motivations.

Which brings me to Ashley Judd.

It's actually possible to have a difference of opoinion & not cast aspersions on each others' souls. It's just not practiced much.

Is it? Will she be taking her MSNBC supporters to task, then? Or does she just mean she doesn't want her "soul" questioned but retains the right to question everyone else's?

Of course it's the latter. Although I got into the weeds with Conor Friedersdorf over his link-bait liberal-flattering deliberate Blogger War with Michelle Malkin, I objected to his piece on a much more general level.

After Sexton pointed out that Friedersdorf had made very similar statements to the ones he called Michelle Malkin a hateful, America-destroying xenophobe for, he wrote what he intended to be a thoughtful reply noting his errors.

But why are his statements merely forgivable errors whereas Michelle Malkin's statements are reason for link-whoring Blog Warring liberal-ego-flattering condemnation? Well, because while liberals are Righteously Censorious about the alleged sins of their enemies, they are admirably forgiving of their own trespasses, of course.

As Sexton wrote about Friedersdorf's later Mistakes Were Inadvertently Made column...

So Friedersdorf admits he could have written his post on xenophobic panic about himself. Thank you. That was exactly my point. And if he'd done so the whole contretemps would have been avoided. But of course he didn't do that. Instead he seized on an 11 year old column and blamed someone else for saying the things he wrote and felt, somehow forgetting he more or less agreed. Friedersdorf calls this an "ostensible 'gotcha'" but I don't see anything ostensible about it.

Well, exactly. What is galling is that Conor Friedersdorf postures (and preens) as a thoughtful guy who's just Interested in the Truth. And yet the columns he produces are link-whoring troll-baiting stuff.

He could have actually written an initial column about ideas. That is how he flatters himself -- he writes about ideas. Except he doesn't. Instead of writing about an idea -- and one that he himself had espoused, and now walks away from, chagrined, with the emotional heat confined to a critique of himself -- he chose instead to write about a personality, and throw out Michelle Malkin's name for all the Michelle Malkin haters at the very liberal Atlantic website.

He wasn't writing about ideas or policies. He was writing about personalities, period, because he knew it would be an easy piece to write and he knew it would go over well with his liberal readers. He knew they'd devour the red meat he was serving up.

He was right.

And I don't really question his Giving the Partisans What They Want tour. That is, doubtless, one of the four major food groups of blogging. (At least one of them, maybe three of them.)

But please do spare me this cloying pussymouth horseshit about being somehow elevated and merely a Seeker of Truth. Please, do spare me that. Keep your embarrassing self-flatteries where they belong, in the privacy of your own home, privately among your own friends, as you all mutually stroke each other off about how noble you are compared to the Evil Other.

Please spare us of the social horror of being forced to publicly witness this embarrassing peacocking.

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Posted by: JDTAY at March 25, 2013 11:36 AM (a0nis)

2 That's a really big linky.

Posted by: wheatie at March 25, 2013 11:36 AM (UMBJ2)

3 Ah, okay...fixed now.

Posted by: wheatie at March 25, 2013 11:37 AM (UMBJ2)

4 Well, as far as Judd goes, she's doing what the left always do - go ahead and Do The Bad Thing, but claim the middle ground and denounce people who Do The Bad Thing back. Then Do The Bad Thing again. I bet they had absentee parents or something.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at March 25, 2013 11:37 AM (bxiXv)

5 I don't really care about Freidingledangledongle, but we always need fresh examples of this perfidy, I suppose.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at March 25, 2013 11:38 AM (bxiXv)

6 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 25, 2013 11:38 AM (4OvDk)

7 Jews are the race I'm least likely to shoot. Not too many break-ins by those guys.

Posted by: JDTAY at March 25, 2013 11:39 AM (a0nis)

8 merovign, yes, and I'm sick of it, and I'm on a horse right now about it.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2013 11:39 AM (LCRYB)

"But please do spare me this cloying pussymouth horseshit about being somehow elevated and merely a Seeker of Truth. Please, do spare me that. Keep your embarrassing self-flatteries where they belong, in the privacy of your own home, privately among your own friends, as you all mutually stroke each other off about how noble you are compared to the Evil Other.

Please spare us of the social horror of being forced to publicly witness this embarrassing peacocking."

------

Pure poetry, Ace.

*sniff*

Posted by: wheatie at March 25, 2013 11:39 AM (UMBJ2)

10 Michael Bloomberg is a wise and non-partisan politician with common-sense solutions for what is wrong with America. He has nothing to do with a lot of those -bergs and -steins who are connected to Zionist war crimes against the peace-loving people of Palestine who seek only justice, or to the Wall Street machine of international bankers who profit from illegal Republican wars against brown people.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at March 25, 2013 11:40 AM (jCQ+I)

11 "If you want this boy's soul, you've got to pay the troll toll."

Posted by: Always Sunny at March 25, 2013 11:40 AM (uXs7Z)

12 There were some conor freiersdorfs growing by my azaleas. Weed killer made short work of that.

Posted by: my gardener at March 25, 2013 11:40 AM (j3uk1)

13

If I had a son, he'd look like Mike Bloomberg.

Posted by: Al Sharpton

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 25, 2013 11:40 AM (kdS6q)

There is a special place in my heart -- and the heart of all New Hampshirites -- that is reserved solely for despising Mike Barnicle.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 25, 2013 11:40 AM (4df7R)

15 nice to have you back, ace. _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 25, 2013 11:41 AM (9P+hO)

16 embarrassing peacocking That used to be illegal in several states.

Posted by: the urban dictionary at March 25, 2013 11:41 AM (j3uk1)

17 Woe betide he who pisseth off an Ewok on horseback.

Posted by: Chaucer at March 25, 2013 11:41 AM (8ZskC)

18 What is this MSNBC you speak of?

Posted by: Neilson Rating Service at March 25, 2013 11:42 AM (jptKU)

19 It's actually possible to have a difference of opoinion & not cast aspersions on each others' souls. It's just not practiced much.

I wouldn't mind casting my spersions on Ashley Judd's holes.

Posted by: wooga at March 25, 2013 11:42 AM (uXs7Z)

20 But please do spare me this cloying pussymouth horseshit about being somehow elevated and merely a Seeker of Truth. Please, do spare me that. Keep your embarrassing self-flatteries where they belong, in the privacy of your own home, privately among your own friends, as you all mutually stroke each other off about how noble you are compared to the Evil Other.

*mic drop*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 25, 2013 11:42 AM (da5Wo)

Please spare us of the social horror of being forced to publicly witness this embarrassing peacocking.

*thunderous applause*

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at March 25, 2013 11:42 AM (GpMdZ)

22 Thief: I have earned everything I have.

Con Man: I just want to help people.

Liar: I'm only interested in the TruthÂ™.

Leftie: I'm gooder than you.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 25, 2013 11:42 AM (UCv7P)

23 It's the old relativism by the smug set.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 25, 2013 11:43 AM (AWmfW)

24 please do spare me this cloying pussymouth I saw Cloying Pussymouth open for the Butthole Surfers in 1998.

Posted by: the urban dictionary at March 25, 2013 11:44 AM (j3uk1)

25 btw - I neologismed a word for Matthew/Judd/Friedenwhocares tactic: Ascribitionism -- the belief that you can ascribe motive to a person's argument and not be called a fucking ass-hole. _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 25, 2013 11:44 AM (9P+hO)

26 OT: Bank Of Cyprus Bomb Explosion Reported In Limassol http://tinyurl.com/akvqbsp

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 25, 2013 11:45 AM (XvHmy)

27 All in all, he's just another dick with no balls, balls, balls...

Posted by: Professor de la Paz at March 25, 2013 11:46 AM (wZ5g+)

28 @26 Sad, but not entirely unexpected.

Posted by: JDTAY at March 25, 2013 11:46 AM (a0nis)

29 Chris Matthews Immutable Creed;

"Loudest Drunk in the Bar WINS !!!"

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2013 11:46 AM (mCvL4)

So...now that Barky has finally, finally, hauled his ass over to Israel for a token visit...his thralls feel safe in pulling out the "Anti-Semite" label?

Barky himself is the most powerful 'Anti-Semite' in the world.

One little trip to Israel does not change this.

Posted by: wheatie at March 25, 2013 11:46 AM (UMBJ2)

31 After reading what Mitch McConnell had to say about the budget resolution, I'm not really sure that having a puffy faced actress replace him is really that much of a loss.

Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at March 25, 2013 11:47 AM (QupBk)

32 Where did Ashley Judd get an ampersand?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 25, 2013 11:47 AM (8ZskC)

Dear Al Sharpton,

It's nice to see that you've had a change of heart in regards to our Jewish friends and countrymen. It's nice to see that you've come around and have chosen to drop your anti-semitic ways in an effort to do what you feel is best for all Americans. Truly, it's inspiring.

The Orthodox Jewish residents of Crown Heights, in particular the family of Yankel Rosenbaum, eagerly await your next visit and look forward to receiving your heartfelt apologies in the spirit in which they are given.

Sincerely,

Everyone who's ever paid attention to a word this race hustler has said

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 25, 2013 11:47 AM (4df7R)

So, let me see if I have this straight: if you oppose BloomingIdiot's overweening nannyismness when it comes to his anti-Constitutional stand to restrict the right of self-protection through gun control, you're an anti-Semite?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 25, 2013 11:47 AM (+z4pE)

35 The Jews are responsible for plate tectonics. Stop them before they cause more Earthquakes.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 25, 2013 11:47 AM (XUKZU)

36 I guess it's OK to call Bloomberg and other gun-grabbers racists and indifferent to the poor, since the poor and others in the ghettos can't afford the same security measures - gated communities, secured condos, bodyguards - that Bloomberg and the rest of these elites enjoy. A gun is heck of a lot cheaper than Bloomberg's security detail.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2013 11:47 AM (KqmXZ)

37 It's almost like they don't like to lose or something. It's like they'll say and do anything to get their way.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at March 25, 2013 11:47 AM (71LDo)

38 embarrassing peacocking That used to be illegal in several states. Only on weeknights after 8:00 pm & Sundays.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2013 11:47 AM (GFM2b)

39 Oh by the way, which one's Pink?

Posted by: EC at March 25, 2013 11:48 AM (GQ8sn)

40 So this is how liberty dies.

Posted by: Queen Amidala-Skywalker-Vader at March 25, 2013 11:48 AM (YmPwQ)

41 Cloying Pussymouth Soupcoolers.

Posted by: Things Ace Corrolla might say at March 25, 2013 11:48 AM (KXm42)

42 So if a Parselmouth talks to snakes ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 25, 2013 11:48 AM (/yS3m)

The whining over media bias and lefty hypocrisy is getting very very stale.

It only portends more of the same.

Can we just get on with the bloody civil war now?

Posted by: Julius Caesar at March 25, 2013 11:48 AM (A71EA)

44 Where did Ashley Judd get an ampersand?

***

She know the right people. You don't get invited to their lunches.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 25, 2013 11:48 AM (XUKZU)

45 I'm really surprised that the "conservative" aide murdering host didn't correct him; or the Ed McMahon with sweater puppies.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 25, 2013 11:48 AM (oOhGG)

46 OT: Bank Of Cyprus Bomb Explosion Reported In Limassol

Nice bank you got there...

Posted by: The Russian Mafia at March 25, 2013 11:49 AM (8ZskC)

47 You ever get the feeling they know that we know they are fucking self-delusory and they revel in it?

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 11:49 AM (LRFds)

48 Posted by: The Political Hat at March 25, 2013 03:45 PM (XvHmy) Contra my own advice, I read some of the comments over there. The stupid made my brain hurt. Yes, the people to blame for Cyprus' money troubles are the Cypriot banks. *headdesk*

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 25, 2013 11:49 AM (4OvDk)

49 So if a Parselmouth talks to snakes ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 25, 2013 03:48 PM (/yS3m)

Just realize that if you finish that thought, Sandra Fluke will appear.

Be forewarned.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 25, 2013 11:49 AM (4df7R)

50 Thief: I have earned everything I have. Con Man: I just want to help people. Liar: I'm only interested in the Truth�. Leftie: I'm gooder than you. Politician: I'm from the government & I'm here to help.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2013 11:49 AM (GFM2b)

51 The race card must be recharging.

Posted by: RWC at March 25, 2013 11:50 AM (fWAjv)

52 No really......you keep telling me Chris Matthews has a television show and yet, we can not seem to find it.

Posted by: Neilson Rating Service at March 25, 2013 11:50 AM (jptKU)

53 You ever get the feeling they know that we know they are fucking self-delusory and they revel in it?

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 03:49 PM (LRFds)

Probably not; they've grown up listening to a bunch of dumbfucks tell them how special they are, which to them means we're as dumb as dirt to not agree with them.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 25, 2013 11:50 AM (oOhGG)

54 8 merovign, yes, and I'm sick of it, and I'm on a horse right now about it. Posted by: ace at March 25, 2013 03:39 PM (LCRYB) You need a shirt that says that, like that silly "I'm on a boat" meme that died. Maybe with a hobby horse.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at March 25, 2013 11:51 AM (bxiXv)

55 The race card must be recharging. Posted by: RWC at March 25, 2013 03:50 PM (fWAjv) The new ones use Fisker batteries!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 25, 2013 11:51 AM (Cnqmv)

56 Can we at least agree that the Cloggenstein sock is well, well past it's smell-by date?

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at March 25, 2013 11:51 AM (YmPwQ)

57 The new ones use Fisker batteries! Boeing has some extra ones they are willing to donate.

Posted by: the urban dictionary at March 25, 2013 11:51 AM (j3uk1)

58 Tonight is the measure of whether the country begins, in the state of New York, a national drive to push back, or whether we have more to go to build a movement of resistance. But resist we much. We must and we will much. About. That. Be committed.Â”

Posted by: RWC at March 25, 2013 11:52 AM (fWAjv)

59 Mike Barnical is the Jason Whitlock of political reporting....fat, drunk, stupid and always wrong.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 25, 2013 11:52 AM (jptKU)

60 Ascribitionism -- the belief that you can ascribe motive to a person's argument and not be called a fucking ass-hole. Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 25, 2013 03:44 PM (9P+hO) Liar is easier to spell.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at March 25, 2013 11:52 AM (bxiXv)

61 Ah yes Al Sharpton that famous Jew Lover. Ya mean the Al Sharpton that demonstrated outside of Freddie's Fashion Mart shouting" Burn the Jew Store Down!" Ya mean that Al Sharpton? Â“WeÂ’re going to see that this cracker suffers.Â” A protester shot four employees and set fire to FreddyÂ’s. It burnt to the ground and seven employeesÂ–all of them minoritiesÂ–died. Ya mean that Al Sharpton? MSNBC should be taken off the air for having that racist cock sucker fat bastard ignorant bastard on. Fuck wads

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2013 11:53 AM (9Bj8R)

62 The new ones use Fisker batteries! Posted by: Hrothgar at March 25, 2013 03:51 PM (Cnqmv) Wishful thinking.

Posted by: RWC at March 25, 2013 11:53 AM (fWAjv)

63 You need a shirt that says that, like that silly "I'm on a boat" meme that died.

Maybe with a hobby horse.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at March 25, 2013 03:51 PM (bxiXv)

Merchandise?

Buahahahahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 25, 2013 11:53 AM (da5Wo)

Let's put it on the table, shall we.

Leftists are at open war with Americans.

However, the vast population rejects their views. The problem is branding and messaging. Even though most people agree with conservative principles on a wide panapoly of issues, when they find out it is the GOP position they quickly change their tune.

We either fix this, and work on convincing good hearted, real Americans that the left is the enemy and their ideas are to be rejected.

Or we get it the fuck on already and let the chips fall where they may. Because I believe in America, I choose the former. Action is what is needed.

Bloomberg can throw millions at everything, BUT THE VOTES ARE IN THE PRECINCTS. And no carpet bombing of money will sway the result of the common sense of the American people.

If there are low information voters out there, IT IS OUR JOB to reach them any way we can.

Posted by: Prescient11 at March 25, 2013 11:53 AM (tVTLU)

65 30 years or so ago, Barnicle had some hefty cred as an only mildly partisan curmudgeon and malcontent. Now?...not so much.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 25, 2013 11:53 AM (/gHaE)

66
And I don't really question his Giving the Partisans What They Want tour. That is, doubtless, one of the four major food groups of blogging. (At least one of them, maybe three of them.)

The other Major Food Groups Of Blogging

Bacon
Gratuitous Kate Upton Cat Daddy Animated GIFs
Kitteh Pics

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2013 11:54 AM (TIIx5)

67 53 Captain Hate,

sure the marks in their audience think that but $lim $hady ain't a mark he's a barker....

I think he gets a thrill out of how brazen he can be and revels in knowing it doesn't matter a lot of folks see the three card monte game....

he's looking better...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 11:54 AM (LRFds)

68 Where can I get in on this brouhaha?

Posted by: Keef Olbermann at March 25, 2013 11:54 AM (8ZskC)

As Sexton wrote about Friedersdorf's later Mistakes Were Inadvertently Made column...

Again illustrating my point that everything in life can be encapsulated via a Terry Pratchett "Discworld" quote, I give you the following from "Going Postal":

No one was sorry for anything, because no living creature had done anything wrong; bad things had happened by spontaneous generation in some weird, chilly, geometrical otherworld, and Â“were to be regretted.Â” *

* Another bastard phrase that would sell itself to any weasel in a tight corner

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 25, 2013 11:54 AM (4df7R)

70 If there are low information voters out there, IT IS OUR JOB to reach them any way we can.

Its a tough sell. A lot of them don't even respond to a 2x4 upside the head they're so stupid.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 25, 2013 11:55 AM (/gHaE)

How, I wonder, do these people get anti-Semitism out of opposition to gun control?

What am I missing?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 25, 2013 11:55 AM (+z4pE)

72 Al Sharpton calling someone an anti-Semite is like me calling someone short.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at March 25, 2013 11:56 AM (VtjlW)

73 Mike Barnical Saw him a couple times on the telescreen and thought that he probably gets lucky with a lot of women just released from involuntary commitment.

Posted by: illegally posting anonymously on the internet [/i] at March 25, 2013 11:56 AM (feFL6)

74 Merchandise? Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 25, 2013 03:53 PM (da5Wo) Well I wasn't thinking to *sell*, I was thinking to *wear*. If he was going to monetize this blog, it should be through a Vodka relabel, The HoboTools kit and social media app, and the private currency HookerCoins.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at March 25, 2013 11:56 AM (bxiXv)

75

Ok, so if Fatass Al is an anti-semite, and those insane preachers at that insane church were ALSO huge swishy lisping weird-assed Jew hating bastards, how is it that Mr O is immune from analyzing just what the fuck he thinks about Jews?

But if we look at his actions...

We know less about the idiot President than we do about Tim Tebow.

This country is completely boned.

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at March 25, 2013 11:56 AM (raGXo)

76 Al Sharpton calling someone an anti-Semite is like me calling someone short.

*giggles*

*sees AtC glaring*

*looks down at shoes*

Posted by: EC at March 25, 2013 11:56 AM (GQ8sn)

77
Can we at least agree that the Cloggenstein sock is well, well past it's smell-by date?

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at March 25, 2013 03:51 PM (YmPwQ)

Anyone know the Intrade line on Cloggenstein?

Posted by: In before the troll at March 25, 2013 11:57 AM (TIIx5)

How, I wonder, do these people get anti-Semitism out of opposition to gun control?

What am I missing?

Bloomberg.

It's all in a name.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 25, 2013 11:57 AM (4df7R)

79 How, I wonder, do these people get anti-Semitism out of opposition to gun control? Considering actual history, that is fairly funny.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 25, 2013 11:57 AM (4OvDk)

80 wonder, do these people get anti-Semitism out of opposition to gun control? What am I missing? Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 25, 2013 03:55 PM (+z4pE) because Bloomberg, the JINO, is perceived as being Jewish by some and therefore any opposition to him, even by other Jews?, is anti-semitism? The wanderings of a sick liberal mind I guess?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2013 11:57 AM (9Bj8R)

81 I think he gets a thrill out of how brazen he can be and revels in knowing it doesn't matter a lot of folks see the three card monte game....

he's looking better...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 03:54 PM (LRFds)

*Sigh*

I hate to give that lowlife credit for any intelligence, which I admit to be the type of grifter he is he has to possess to get over on the mark. So I'll grudgingly concede that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 25, 2013 11:57 AM (oOhGG)

82 71 BackwardsBoy,

um don't look now but since he is poster child for the Smiley Faced fascist of the Year Awards nanny Bloomy suddenly remembered he is ostensibly a Jew....

yeah don't ask...the democrats want to ratfuck Israel but somehow I hate the Jews....

I would love to know how often Schooma and Nanny make it to their Talmudic readings...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 11:57 AM (LRFds)

83
Good writing Ace. I would say that cock has been pea-ed.

Oh, as for the racy racist race pimp racist Sharpton calling other people racist, color me skeptical.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2013 11:58 AM (IY7Ir)

84 58 - You just know Rev. Not-Too-Sharpton was hammered that night. Seriously, the rant skillz in this establishment are exemplary, between Ewok Emeritus and the Empress. One of these days I aspire to approach that level of quality, but I get too depressive when I try...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Ampersand Whisperer at March 25, 2013 11:58 AM (fMiHM)

85
Al Sharpton calling someone an anti-Semite is like me calling someone short.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at March 25, 2013 03:56 PM (VtjlW)

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 25, 2013 11:58 AM (TIIx5)

86 How, I wonder, do these people get anti-Semitism out of opposition to gun control? What am I missing? Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 25, 2013 03:55 PM (+z4pE) Wait, *now* we're assuming that there's some rational connection between what liberals say and reality? When did this start and do you have *any* evidence for this contention?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at March 25, 2013 11:58 AM (bxiXv)

Thief: I have earned everything I have.

Con Man: I just want to help people.

Liar: I'm only interested in the Truth�.

Leftie: I'm gooder than you.

Politician: I'm from the government & I'm here to help.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2013 03:49 PM (GFM2b)

------------------------------------------------

Doctor: Turn you head and cough.

Posted by: Dear Leader fondling on/off switch to the internet at March 25, 2013 11:59 AM (P4MEQ)

88
ps - I hate bloomberg because he's short. Like Napoleon, but shorter.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2013 11:59 AM (IY7Ir)

89 I would love to know how often Schooma and Nanny make it to their Talmudic readings...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 03:57 PM (LRFds)

I'm going to take a guess and assume it falls soemwhere between "Rarely" and "Never," and Rarely's not even on the map.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 25, 2013 12:00 PM (4df7R)

90 ps - I hate bloomberg because he's short. Like Napoleon, but shorter.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2013 03:59 PM (IY7Ir)

A less snappy dresser, too.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 25, 2013 12:00 PM (4df7R)

91 He wasn't writing about ideas or policies. He was writing about personalities, period, because he knew it would be an easy piece to write and he knew it would go over well with his liberal readers. He knew they'd devour the red meat he was serving up. Not only this, but I would argue that he couldn't get past that superficial writing. He does not have it in him to go where very few can go. He's surfing. He's surfacing the web.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 25, 2013 12:01 PM (XYSwB)

92 I'm going to take a guess and assume it falls soemwhere between "Rarely" and "Never," and Rarely's not even on the map. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 25, 2013 04:00 PM (4df7R) If you ask Bloomberg anything about Temple, he will say that he thought they should have made it to the sweet 16

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2013 12:01 PM (9Bj8R)

93 90 MWR,

in Nappy B's defense he bought all his clothes from Italian and Fwench stores...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 12:01 PM (LRFds)

94 What am I missing? Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 25, 2013 03:55 PM (+z4pE) Bloomberg is Jewish. Yep. That is all. And JPFO - yeah, they're self hating Jews.

Posted by: RWC at March 25, 2013 12:01 PM (fWAjv)

95 OK, thanks y'all. One of these days, I'll learn not to ascribe to psychosis what is just plain old insanity.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 25, 2013 12:01 PM (+z4pE)

96
yeah don't ask...the democrats want to ratfuck Israel but somehow I hate the Jews....
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 03:57 PM (LRFds)

Because in diseased leftists' minds, Israelis aren't true Jews.

They fight back.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2013 12:02 PM (TIIx5)

97 Fucking socks.

Posted by: Soona at March 25, 2013 12:02 PM (P4MEQ)

98 ps - I hate bloomberg because he's short. Like Napoleon, but shorter. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2013 03:59 PM (IY7Ir) A less snappy dresser, too. And I'm guessing that, unlike Senator Molari (who I always think of when I think about Napoleon for some reason), in purple he does not look stunning.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 25, 2013 12:02 PM (4OvDk)

99 Speaking of stupid: Rep. John Conyers (D- Mich.) told the Detroit branch of the NAACP, Â“the Republican party is fading out of sight almost, so there is really only one major political party of any significance.Â” Conyers made the comments at the March 12 event while discussing the need to focus on job creation. Â“Actually without being biased, the Republican party is fading out of sight almost, so there is really only one major political party of any significance,Â” he said. I guess he never heard of Congress?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2013 12:02 PM (9Bj8R)

100 The Jews always had to be convinced about gun control. Sometimes the convincing took the leveling several city blocks.

Posted by: Jürgen Stroop at March 25, 2013 12:02 PM (8ZskC)

101 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 25, 2013 03:54 PM (4df7R) Pratchett has some classic lines. Every time I read one of his books, I think I need to use a high lighter to capture the best ones. Another one in a similar vein (amazingly, I think it was from Kristen Powers) is "Mistakes were made, but nobody made them!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 25, 2013 12:02 PM (Cnqmv)

102

80...because Bloomberg, the JINO, is perceived as being Jewish by some and therefore any opposition to him, even by other Jews?, is anti-semitism? The wanderings of a sick liberal mind I guess?

Seems insulting to me.

I mean...think about it:

It implies that Bloomberg is representative of all Jews, and therefore, opposing him in any way is actually 'Jew hatred'.

So he's implying that all Jews are dictatorial control-freaks who want to control everything in your life?

Posted by: wheatie at March 25, 2013 12:02 PM (UMBJ2)

103 If there is one rule of thumb to keep in mind, never, ever trust a 'conservative' that's getting paid by liberals.

Posted by: zsasz at March 25, 2013 12:02 PM (MMC8r)

104 So he's implying that all Jews are dictatorial control-freaks who want to control everything in your life? Posted by: wheatie at March 25, 2013 04:02 PM (UMBJ2) Well my mother was, but what's your point?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2013 12:03 PM (9Bj8R)

105 Fucking socks. Is that a special kind that fits over doorknobs better?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 25, 2013 12:03 PM (4OvDk)

106 96 ITC,

and plaintiff's exhibit a in today's episode of "the trial" is that horseshit...

"Thank God the jews didn't have enough guns or Hitler would have gotten REALLY mad at them..." column...

I'm sven...hi Sven...I used to think I would teach history...only I sorta stumbled on the fact I live in the world's largest open aired insane asylum....

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 12:03 PM (LRFds)

107 Considering actual history, that is fairly funny. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 25, 2013 03:57 PM (4OvDk) The left is trying to write that episode out of history as we speak. I am so not kidding. I'm on a mobile and not going to link, but some freak lefties are trying to make like the Warsaw Ghetto would have worked out better if everyone had just laid down and died like good little victims. Which, frankly, makes me a little stabby.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at March 25, 2013 12:03 PM (bxiXv)

108 And I'm guessing that, unlike Senator Molari (who I always think of when I think about Napoleon for some reason), in purple he does not look stunning.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 25, 2013 04:02 PM (4OvDk)

You know, I'd never noticed it, but I do the SAME thing when I look at an image of Napoleon, and especially vice versa. I think it's the bone structure in the face and a certain haughty bearing.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 25, 2013 12:03 PM (4df7R)

109 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2013 04:02 PM (9Bj8R) It wouldn't take much to convince me that we have a one party Congress. (Boehner, McCain, Graham, etc.)

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 25, 2013 12:03 PM (Cnqmv)

110 Seeker of Truth aka Richard Cypher yum

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 25, 2013 12:03 PM (XYSwB)

111 When words of wisdom come from teh mouth of Ashley Judd then I know that teh crazy times are here, and the Gods of the Copybook Headings are backstage warming up.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at March 25, 2013 12:04 PM (hLRSq)

112 Al Sharpton calling someone an anti-Semite is like me calling someone short. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at March 25, 2013 03:56 PM (VtjlW) Wellllllll

Posted by: Jyoti Amge at March 25, 2013 12:04 PM (fWAjv)

113 So he's implying that all Jews are dictatorial control-freaks who want to control everything in your life? No, just that they're all short.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 25, 2013 12:04 PM (4OvDk)

114

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 25, 2013 03:54 PM (4df7R)

My favorite was the "apology" I received once: "If mistakes were made, I am sure they are regretted."

Can't get much more mealy-mouthed than that. Not only passive voice construction, and the offense characterized as a "mistake," but a conditional folded in for good measure, as though even the deed's status as a mistake was open to question. Beautiful.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 25, 2013 12:05 PM (IDSI7)

115 If I covet an Uzi, Tavor, or Galil, what does that make me?

I need to draw this one out....

Posted by: EC at March 25, 2013 12:05 PM (GQ8sn)

116 You know, I'd never noticed it, but I do the SAME thing when I look at an image of Napoleon, and especially vice versa. It's the hair. Definitely the hair.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Ampersand Whisperer at March 25, 2013 12:05 PM (fMiHM)

117 Because in diseased leftists' minds, Israelis aren't true Jews.

They fight back.

The Left's idea of Good Jews: http://tinyurl.com/btaucvs

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 25, 2013 12:05 PM (8ZskC)

118 107 Mero,

yeah nothing I am reading makes me think the planet is not about to get ~1.5 billion examples of bloodmeal for the soil in the next 20 years...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 12:05 PM (LRFds)

119 It ain't only anti-semitism that cause them crackers to yell about Bloomberg, it's anti-semitism to pull your savings out of the bank because you don't trust them Jew bankers!

Posted by: Al "I love Jewish porn stars" Sharpton at March 25, 2013 12:05 PM (mCvL4)

120 Oh look, the Nazi's want us to believe that shooting at them will only make them angry. History tells me it made a lot of them dead.

Posted by: Dang at March 25, 2013 12:05 PM (R18D0)

121 Which, frankly, makes me a little stabby. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at March 25, 2013 04:03 PM (bxiXv) That was covered in one of the morning threads.

Posted by: Jyoti Amge at March 25, 2013 12:05 PM (fWAjv)

122 You know, I'd never noticed it, but I do the SAME thing when I look at an image of Napoleon, and especially vice versa. I think it's the bone structure in the face and a certain haughty bearing.

But the hair....

Posted by: EC at March 25, 2013 12:05 PM (GQ8sn)

123 You know, I'd never noticed it, but I do the SAME thing when I look at an image of Napoleon, and especially vice versa. I think it's the bone structure in the face and a certain haughty bearing. Well, they really were supposed to be a combination of the Roman Empire and Napoleonic France. So it does make some sense.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 25, 2013 12:06 PM (4OvDk)

124 oops

Posted by: RWC at March 25, 2013 12:06 PM (fWAjv)

125

PurpAv:

50 point swing in public opinion on drone strikes.

In 1960s and 1970s, roughly 60-65% of Americans favored banning handguns. Now it's 75% opposed.

That is WINNING. We need to keep it up. Take the fight to them. Take it on their turf. Be friendly but forceful. Discuss bias but don't be a dick about it in interviews. Engage journalists. INFILTRATE THEM and get to be on a one to one level with them.

If we would just engage on all levels, we could turn it around in a big way BECAUSE OUR POSITIONS ARE RIGHT AND JUST on pretty much every issue.

But on healthcare, for example, those that are out of work are very concerned about what they can do. Or a family facing a medical bk because of serious health issues. We not only have to show what the leftists want to do is very wrong and dangerous, we need to provide ALTERNATIVES and RECOGNIZE these problems exist and these people aren't all worthless fucking loafers but Americans.

Be the party for those who work and want to work and fuck the loafers. Winning message every fucking time. And if that ain't a winning message, then it's time to break the country up for I no longer abide by a civil compact in such a nation.

Posted by: Prescient11 at March 25, 2013 12:06 PM (tVTLU)

126 The Wall cartoon is NSFW, I can see boobies clearly toward the end.

Posted by: Naqamel at March 25, 2013 12:06 PM (UMwMT)

127 I hate Bloomberg because he is a nanny-stater-statist and a Evil, Zionist-Joooo but mostly because he is a nanny-stater-statist. I hate Ashley Judd simply because she's a puffy faced-holylwierd-libtard.

Posted by: dananjcon self hating woploc at March 25, 2013 12:06 PM (jvd3N)

128 What's more amazing is that no one sees this pattern of tactics being used over and over. The Left's Button-Pushers have an uncannny knack of entering the story and causing a diversion, where we find ourselves on defense yet again. Instead of us hammering the totalitarian's un-American nanny statism, we've been derailed into defending ourselves against the charge of anti-jooism. When will this stupid diversionary tactic stop working?

Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 25, 2013 12:06 PM (NNTrd)

129 The Left's idea of Good Jews: http://tinyurl.com/btaucvs
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter

Not quite. They still have some possessions.

Posted by: Dang at March 25, 2013 12:07 PM (R18D0)

130 Luggage containing more than 10,000 peacocks will be subject to seizure.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at March 25, 2013 12:07 PM (epxV4)

131

Seems insulting to me.

Of course. But it's also insulting to imply that all women want abortion on demand, "free" birth control, and "workplace equality." Or that all blacks want cradle-to-grave welfare. Or that all homosexuals want "gay marriage" codified into law. Convincing people that every member of a particular group must think and act the same way is how the Dims have managed to get 95% of the black population to vote solid Democrat for decades.

The left butters its bread with insults. Their greatest triumph, in all it's shady glory, is convincing these groups that the insults aren't insulting.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 25, 2013 12:07 PM (4df7R)

132 Bloomberg. It's all in a name. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 25, 2013 03:57 PM (4df7R) The second I read that someone named Zimmerman shot poor St. Trayvon, I knew instantly that JJ and his ilk would be making for the mike because a huge number of assumptions were made. That they were not true was a very pesky detail.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at March 25, 2013 12:07 PM (VtjlW)

133 No, just that they're all short. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 25, 2013 04:04 PM (4OvDk) Say what? ( how's that for a blast from the past?)

Posted by: Art Heyman at March 25, 2013 12:07 PM (9Bj8R)

134 But the hair....

Posted by: EC at March 25, 2013 04:05 PM (GQ8sn)

Squint a little and it looks a bit like a Napoleonic hat.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 25, 2013 12:07 PM (4df7R)

135 What would happen if someone looked Sharpton right in the eye and said " You're not really special. You're just black"

Sort of like "You're not special, just gay"

Strip them of their uniqueness, and they're really nothing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice, now with a functioning at March 25, 2013 12:07 PM (1iC71)

136

Btw, if the subject of hating Jews is being discussed, who better than "Rev" Sharpton to have on the panel.

Did the joos steal his fatness as well?

Posted by: Prescient11 at March 25, 2013 12:08 PM (tVTLU)

137 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2013 12:08 PM (9Bj8R)

138 110 Seeker of Truth

--------------

aka Richard Cypher

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 25, 2013 04:03 PM (XYSwB)

Your life is yours alone, rise up and live it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 25, 2013 12:08 PM (da5Wo)

139 128 Soothsayer,

yeah it is the "Operation Shiny Objects" playbook....

I am decidedly NOT defending myself on the "anti-Joo" shit...I have a fifteen year web presence defending Jews and israel...and in a just world $lim $hady would be just getting out of jail for Tawanna Brawley....

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 12:08 PM (LRFds)

140 That was covered in one of the morning threads. Posted by: Jyoti Amge at March 25, 2013 04:05 PM (fWAjv) WTF is a "morning"?!?!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at March 25, 2013 12:08 PM (bxiXv)

141

Bloomberg is Jewish? And all this time I thought he was Irish.

Well, this changes everything...

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2013 12:09 PM (u2a4R)

142 Liberals judge conservatives by results, they judge themselves by intentions. You never have to produce results so long as your intentions were in the right place. You also never have to be right about anything. It gets really tiring.

Posted by: Dennis at March 25, 2013 12:09 PM (2cR/Y)

143 The second I read that someone named Zimmerman shot poor St. Trayvon, I knew instantly that JJ and his ilk would be making for the mike because a huge number of assumptions were made. That they were not true was a very pesky detail.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at March 25, 2013 04:07 PM (VtjlW)

Would he have been a white Jew?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 25, 2013 12:09 PM (da5Wo)

144

My favorite was the "apology" I received once: "If mistakes were made, I am sure they are regretted."

Good grief. Someone find me a wandering rapist; this "apology" has given me the urge to vomit, and I don't want it to go to waste.

"If incidents occurred in your mouth, I am sure they were not what you think."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 25, 2013 12:09 PM (4df7R)

145
The reason bloomberg wants the cigarettes not in the display case is because he can't see over the counter.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2013 12:09 PM (IY7Ir)

146 The problem isn't Bloomberg. The problem is New Yorkers.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 25, 2013 12:10 PM (rL2Ar)

147

And yet they're the first ones to say, "Don't stereotype."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 25, 2013 12:10 PM (+z4pE)

148

BTW:

Anybody see Rand Paul come out against significant jail time for recreational drug users. IS HE READING MY POSTS OR WHAT????

Brilliant, brilliant position. Now let's see him execute with minority neighborhoods everywhere. If you want to cut off the vicious convict circle in these neighborhoods, that's a good start.

Posted by: Prescient11 at March 25, 2013 12:10 PM (tVTLU)

149 143 BC1981,

No he would have been a Jewsih Hispanic...

God only knows what equations are floating around in their Eugenics writ large brains on Multi-CultiHood....

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 12:10 PM (LRFds)

150 Napoleon was actually considered quite tall for the average Fwenchman. That truth still holds.

Posted by: Soona at March 25, 2013 12:10 PM (P4MEQ)

151 146 EoJ,

you misspelled Ogabe and America.....

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 12:11 PM (LRFds)

152 Your life is yours alone, rise up and live it. Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 25, 2013 04:08 PM (da5Wo) Here. Pour vous. http://youtu.be/MWe-d5dBkOc

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at March 25, 2013 12:11 PM (VtjlW)

153

New words to add to my vocabulary:

Pussymouth
Peacecocking

Posted by: Marmo at March 25, 2013 12:11 PM (QW+AD)

154 I was curious as to the right to own firearms in Israel. A quick search turned up a lot of articles by the usual leftards that it was ver difficult to own a gun. Further research proved it was untrue: http://goo.gl/E3yZD The one thing I disagree with the linked article was his argument that Israel has free access to mental health care. All the spree shooters that he listed had access to and/or were receiving mental healthcare. A popular statistic spread like wildfire on Facebook and Twitter: Only 58 Israelis were killed by guns last year, compared with 10,728 Americans. Israel has about 7700000 and we have 325000000. I would say we have less deaths per capita.

Posted by: Ghostly Aspiration at March 25, 2013 12:11 PM (2U4NN)

155

....Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies.

I keep seeing this..."Mmmm. Blondies."

Dammit, now I'm gonna have to go dig out my recipe for Blondies.

Posted by: wheatie at March 25, 2013 12:12 PM (UMBJ2)

156 Here. Pour vous.

http://youtu.be/MWe-d5dBkOc

Oh. My.

Posted by: EC at March 25, 2013 12:12 PM (GQ8sn)

157 And yet they're the first ones to say, "Don't stereotype."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 25, 2013 04:10 PM (+z4pE)

Exactly. They've wrested control of the language from the dictionary and use it for their own ends.

"We're going to stereotype you, but we're not stereotyping you! THOSE BAD PEOPLE stereotype you by making you deny who you are!"

They're Humpty Dumpty and Orwell all rolled into one.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 25, 2013 12:13 PM (4df7R)

158 No, I've made that observation as well, Sven.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 25, 2013 12:13 PM (rL2Ar)

159 Does Mayor Nimrod know that smokers and fat people cost society less money? Because all these arguments seem to be based on them costing more than the average person. Smokers and the obese cheaper to care for, study shows http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/05/health/05iht-obese.1.9748884.html?_r=0

Posted by: Whatev at March 25, 2013 12:14 PM (A7Wh1)

160 No he would have been a Jewsih Hispanic...

God only knows what equations are floating around in their Eugenics writ large brains on Multi-CultiHood....

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 04:10 PM (LRFds)

Juan Epstein: I've got a note from my mother about him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2013 12:14 PM (1Jaio)

161

"Let me assure you that an investigation will be conducted concerning what just happened in your mouth and, if mistakes were made, a full apology will be forthcoming."

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2013 12:14 PM (u2a4R)

162 I think I've been peacocked before, but with me its hard to tell.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 25, 2013 12:14 PM (8ZskC)

163 The second I read that someone named Zimmerman shot poor St. Trayvon, I knew instantly that JJ and his ilk would be making for the mike because a huge number of assumptions were made. That they were not true was a very pesky detail.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at March 25, 2013 04:07 PM (VtjlW)

***

Heard much about the poor white infant that shot in the face this weekend?

http://tinyurl.com/cuyaycl

Posted by: dananjcon self hating woploc at March 25, 2013 12:14 PM (jvd3N)

164 158 EoJ,

I know but in the grand scheme of things Nanny Bloomy is one piece of corn in one part of the morning constitutional....

whereas I've taken to calling the entire endeavor my morning "electing barack Obama"

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 12:15 PM (LRFds)

165 Ultimately, the thin and healthy group cost the most, about $417,000, from age 20 on. The cost of care for obese people was $371,000, and for smokers, about $326,000.

Posted by: Whatev at March 25, 2013 12:15 PM (A7Wh1)

166 I would have probably just said that lefties are f'ing hypocrites, but Ace has a way of fleshing out his thoughts in such flowery, descriptive. biting prose. It is art with words.

Posted by: Marmo at March 25, 2013 12:16 PM (QW+AD)

167 I'm pretty much ready for a boobeh thread.

Posted by: Soona at March 25, 2013 12:17 PM (P4MEQ)

168 Napoleon was actually considered quite tall for the average Fwenchman. That truth still holds. Posted by: Soona

But his contemporaries joked about his lack of height so that doesn't say much for the French.

Posted by: Dang at March 25, 2013 12:17 PM (R18D0)

169 145
The reason bloomberg wants the cigarettes not in the display case is because he can't see over the counter.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2013 04:09 PM (IY7Ir)

He'll bring his stool with him anyway.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 25, 2013 12:17 PM (AWmfW)

170 He'll bring his stool with him anyway.

He has a stool?

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza, Horse Whisperer at March 25, 2013 12:18 PM (8ZskC)

171

163...Heard much about the poor white infant that shot in the face this weekend?

http://tinyurl.com/cuyaycl[/i]

I noticed that they're not showing the shooters' mugshots.

So they must not be white.

Posted by: wheatie at March 25, 2013 12:19 PM (UMBJ2)

172

Great new terminology for NBC and its affiliates:

Peacocking!! Definition: "Making up fake video/audio/documents and having crazy, wiley "hosts" to explain the underlying lefty craziness."

Seriously, that should be "trending..."

Posted by: Prescient11 at March 25, 2013 12:19 PM (tVTLU)

173 He has a stool?

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza, Horse Whisperer at March 25, 2013 04:18 PM (8ZskC)

Get back on the bucket,Mendoza.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 25, 2013 12:19 PM (4df7R)

174 noticed that they're not showing the shooters' mugshots.
So they must not be white.

Posted by: wheatie at March 25, 2013 04:19 PM (UMBJ2)

They released the names. You can infer what you want to know from that.

Posted by: EC at March 25, 2013 12:21 PM (GQ8sn)

175 Speaking of infanticide... this (via tsrblke) from WA State http://scoamf.us/87 Mandated. Abortion. Coverage. Yes, you read that right, Washington state will require all insurers in the state to offer Abortion coverage.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 25, 2013 12:21 PM (4OvDk)

176 I noticed that they're not showing the shooters' mugshots. So they must not be white. Posted by: wheatie at March 25, 2013 04:19 PM (UMBJ2) http://www.foxnews.com/ The 17 year old is Black and the 14 year old because of his age has no pic of course

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2013 12:21 PM (9Bj8R)

177 "22 Thief: I have earned everything I have. Con Man: I just want to help people. Liar: I'm only interested in the TruthÂ™. Leftie: I'm gooder than you. Posted by: weft cut-loop" Oh Lordy, is that ever true.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2013 12:21 PM (pyxdm)

178 Seriously, what part of the word "bodyguard" didn't that dumbfuck understand?

Posted by: Bashar Assad at March 25, 2013 12:22 PM (8ZskC)

179 He'll bring his stool with him anyway.

He has a stool?
Posted by: Andrew Mendoza

I have some if anyone wants to borrow one.

Posted by: Howard Hughes at March 25, 2013 12:22 PM (R18D0)

180 I don't hate him because he is Jewish. I hate him because he is tiny man with tyrannical tendencies.

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at March 25, 2013 12:22 PM (EdNLk)

181 It's cold. So cold.

Posted by: Soona at March 25, 2013 12:22 PM (P4MEQ)

182 Brilliant, brilliant position. Now let's see him execute with minority neighborhoods everywhere. If you want to cut off the vicious convict circle in these neighborhoods, that's a good start. Posted by: Prescient11 at March 25, 2013 04:10 PM (tVTLU) There's a surprising amount of drug warriors on the HQ, watch out. Or at least people who think that throwing kids in jail for dope is cheaper than letting them spend money on weed and get food stamps.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 25, 2013 12:22 PM (FsUAO)

183 If I covet an Uzi, Tavor, or Galil, what does that make me? Someone possessing taste?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2013 12:22 PM (GFM2b)

184 Sharpton calling someone out on antisemitism?

I think I just shit myself.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2013 12:23 PM (4cRnj)

185 Obama plans road trip to prod Senate to move on gun control ---- Here comes the behind the scenes 'carrot' offering.

Posted by: RWC at March 25, 2013 12:24 PM (fWAjv)

186 Shit. TFG. TFG!!

Posted by: RWC at March 25, 2013 12:24 PM (fWAjv)

187 It's not like I called him Mayor of Hymietown or anything.

Posted by: zsasz at March 25, 2013 12:24 PM (MMC8r)

188 172 163...Heard much about the poor white infant that shot in the face this weekend?
http://tinyurl.com/cuyaycl

I noticed that they're not showing the shooters' mugshots.
So they must not be white.

Posted by: wheatie at March 25, 2013 04:19 PM (UMBJ2)

***

The woman also lost her son a few years ago to, wait for it.....a KNIFE attack!

Posted by: dananjcon self hating woploc at March 25, 2013 12:24 PM (jvd3N)

189 http://youtu.be/o3xGIs_A-MU

Stevey Spielguy totally stole jaws from this film...

1977's "RollerCoaster" sure he "stole" it 2 years earlier but hey "time machine!" right?

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 12:24 PM (LRFds)

190 Dang: "[Napoleon's] contemporaries joked about his lack of height so that doesn't say much for the French." OK, but who did the joking? My understanding (admittedly taken from Cracked.com) is that Napoleon was what we'd now call 5'7", but that the Brits and French used slightly different inches. So the Brits had him at 5'2", laughed at him, and basically psyched each other up about what a pipsqueak was leading the enemy. Also his personal security detail would have been made up of truly big dudes, so he probably looked amusingly small by comparison.

Posted by: JPS at March 25, 2013 12:25 PM (9B4VA)

191

Hobojerky:

We've got to focus on the really harmful drugs. People are gonna do what they're gonna do. I'm not for legalizing necessarily, but make mere possession like a traffic ticket. I see no point in arresting a bunch of people for mj possession, let alone the ridiculousness of imprisoning these people.

No more fucking laws and jail time except for the serious shit. you know, like rape, murder and assault, and stealing shit tons of money, robbery, etc.

No more made up fucking crimes THAT DO NOTHING but just imprison us and enslave us to the government. I don't even smoke dope. But surely there are better things we can be doing with our effort.

Posted by: Prescient11 at March 25, 2013 12:25 PM (tVTLU)

192 I agree let's legalize medicinal bath slats...

the more illegal shit we mainstream the more legal and ethical our society becomes....

witness abortion

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 25, 2013 12:26 PM (LRFds)

193 Expecting intellectual honesty and fair treatment from Liberal "intellectuals/intellegentsia/nattering nabos" is like believing in the Easter Bunny pooping chocolate. You can do it and you are welcome to it, but, that stuff in the rabbit hutch is not Godiva.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wench at March 25, 2013 12:26 PM (kXoT0)

194 Nood up.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2013 12:27 PM (GFM2b)

195 I'm not arguing with you, I want to legalize most of them and decriminalize possession of the rest. I'm merely stating that around here it's an uphill battle to argue for it.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 25, 2013 12:27 PM (FsUAO)

196 So, will we get to see pics of the 13-month-old plastered all over the news like with St. Tampon?

Posted by: zsasz at March 25, 2013 12:28 PM (MMC8r)

197 I think I just shit myself.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2013 04:23 PM (4cRnj)

Per the Ace of Spades style guide that's "I think I just Rokered myself."

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wench at March 25, 2013 12:28 PM (kXoT0)

198 The 17 year old is Black and the 14 year old because of his age has no pic of course Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2013 04:21 PM (9Bj8R) Well, it was bound to happen. "Saving DeMarquise Elkins" page on facebook.

Posted by: RWC at March 25, 2013 12:28 PM (fWAjv)

199 And it's interesting that the baby-shooter is the same age as St. Traytable was, too.

Posted by: zsasz at March 25, 2013 12:29 PM (MMC8r)

200 According to some, Nostradamus considered which two men to be two of the first three anti-Christs?

Posted by: soothsayer, of the Righteous & Harmonious Fists at March 25, 2013 12:29 PM (8dspl)

201 Before he passed away 7 years ago, my neighbor told me stories of Poland, where one German with a bolt action rifle could control hundreds of Jews. Being pro gun is certainly not being anti-Semite.

Posted by: MoeRon at March 25, 2013 12:29 PM (V0IWG)

202 "...And no carpet bombing of money will sway the result of the common sense of the American people. If there are low information voters out there, IT IS OUR JOB to reach them any way we can." Posted by: Prescient11 at March 25, 2013 03:53 PM (tVTLU) That isn't true. The whole history of propaganda proves it isn't true: one can, given time and with the right messaging tools and financial resources, sway mass opinion from one belief to its opposite or persuade a majority of voters to believe a narrow, incompetent ideologue is a larger-than-life visionary. This is a point I brought up on Hot Air but think bears repeating here: IÂ’m not saying we need to adopt the slimy, dishonest, agitprop methods of the Left. IÂ’m saying we need to counter those methods effectively. If, for example, the GOP had a rapid media response team in place to address, say, accusations of antisemitism coming from flaming antisemite Al Sharpton and point out the brazen hypocrisy of MSNBCÂ’s accusation, then at least that accusation would be countered. I mean, why isnÂ’t there a little mini-documentary going on right now profiling Al SharptonÂ’s history of violent agitation? A recitation of the names of people burned alive by an anti-Jewish mob he incited? Fight them at every turn. Let nothing pass. If you let it pass, you concede the point.

Posted by: troyriser at March 25, 2013 12:30 PM (ptcFO)

203 Expecting intellectual honesty and fair treatment from Liberal "intellectuals/intellegentsia/nattering nabos" is like believing in the Easter Bunny pooping chocolate. You can do it and you are welcome to it, but, that stuff in the rabbit hutch is not Godiva.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wench at March 25, 2013 04:26 PM (kXoT0)

------------------------------------------

I'd settle for Hershey's.

Posted by: Soona at March 25, 2013 12:30 PM (P4MEQ)

204 Before he passed away 7 years ago, my neighbor told me stories of Poland, where one German with a bolt action rifle could control hundreds of Jews.

I saw that in Schindler's List. The German camp commander gets bored and he starts plinking Jews on their lunch break.

Posted by: EC at March 25, 2013 12:33 PM (GQ8sn)

205 The problem isn't Bloomberg. The problem is New Yorkers.

That's why I don't give shit how much he shits on them.

Posted by: eleven --- missed out on that meme at March 25, 2013 12:35 PM (KXm42)

206 I am sure that the last true conservative, Joe Scarborough, will charge onto the show tomorrow to apologize for the spectacle of having a noted jew hater accuse someone of anti-semitism. I think we all know how tough Joe is and how this will not stand.

Posted by: ejo at March 25, 2013 12:36 PM (GXvSO)

207 OK, but who did the joking? Posted by: JPS

I think there are actually quotes from French generals saying derogatory things about Napoleon's height.

Posted by: Dang at March 25, 2013 12:45 PM (R18D0)

208 He has a stool?

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza, Horse Whisperer at March 25, 2013 04:18 PM (8ZskC)

He's full of it.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 25, 2013 12:51 PM (AWmfW)

209 Wasn't Mika spawned by a noted jew hater as well?

Posted by: ejo at March 25, 2013 01:11 PM (GXvSO)

210 Wasn't Mika spawned by a noted jew hater as well? Posted by: ejo at March 25, 2013 05:11 PM (GXvSO) Yes, Mika Brzezinski's father is Zbigniew Brzezinski, former National Security Advisor to Jimmy Carter. Brzezinski's most recent claim to fame was a few years ago when he advised President Obama to shoot down Israeli aircraft traversing Iraqi airspace should the Israelis attempt to take out Iran's nuclear sites. It isn't fair to say he hates all Jews. Just the live ones.

Posted by: troyriser at March 25, 2013 01:19 PM (ptcFO)

211 Well, Joe will prove his utter lack of balls by keeping silent on this one.

Posted by: ejo at March 25, 2013 01:22 PM (GXvSO)

212 I had no idea Michael Bloomberg was Jewish.

Is he really?

Actually, I don't care.

Posted by: Whitehall at March 25, 2013 01:25 PM (1+mGd)

213 Go to NY Post website A Staten Isand man just had his LEGALLY PERMITTED rifles confiscated for making "racist tweets" I wish I was kidding

Posted by: NYC Parent at March 25, 2013 04:26 PM (KjoRj)

214 Just remember, when it comes to picking between a whimpy Republican, or a puffy faced Democrat, you still have options: Boyd Crowder for US Senate. For those times when you have to vote for a crook, vote for a crook with experience in criminal enterpise!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at March 26, 2013 04:49 AM (1hM1d)

215 What the fuck is a "Conor Friedersdor"?

Posted by: SFCMAC at March 27, 2013 05:43 AM (TLbgU)

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