May 14, 2013
— Ace !!!
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I mean, !!!.
A Very Special American: Below, a musical tribute to this plucky little imbecile.

Ron Elving, first Retarded-American
Senior News "Manager" for NPR
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Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2013 04:04 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 14, 2013 04:04 PM (SCTXH)
AND WHY IS THERE AN AN NPR? Jeebus.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 14, 2013 04:04 PM (IsF93)
Posted by: neo at May 14, 2013 04:04 PM (wT+V6)
Posted by: Mr Wonderful at May 14, 2013 04:04 PM (lD8ju)
I'm willing to wager he has "fonder dreams" than that.....
Posted by: Molly k. at May 14, 2013 04:04 PM (xbuQ1)
Posted by: ParisPaBooooosh at May 14, 2013 04:04 PM (C3kMg)
Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2013 04:05 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 14, 2013 04:05 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: BignJames at May 14, 2013 04:05 PM (20Mmk)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at May 14, 2013 04:05 PM (X4HxX)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2013 04:06 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2013 04:06 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Manolo at May 14, 2013 04:06 PM (PttbO)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 14, 2013 04:06 PM (yKGCL)
Posted by: zsasz at May 14, 2013 04:07 PM (MMC8r)
10 Obama's idea of bipartisan is that the opposition do everything he wants them to do.
And if you don't...you're "Unreasonable!"
Posted by: wheatie at May 14, 2013 04:07 PM (y8LTw)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 14, 2013 04:07 PM (QR2k5)
Posted by: Barack's Weiner at May 14, 2013 04:07 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2013 04:08 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at May 14, 2013 04:08 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: NC Mountain Girl at May 14, 2013 04:09 PM (X2SbM)
Posted by: Jay the Carney at May 14, 2013 04:09 PM (5wHPS)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue, now with 50% more protein at May 14, 2013 04:09 PM (dvRYt)
Posted by: imp at May 14, 2013 04:09 PM (UaxA0)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 14, 2013 04:09 PM (qveuh)
Posted by: troyriser at May 14, 2013 04:10 PM (vtiE6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 14, 2013 04:10 PM (GEICT)
I'll get it up at some point... Put into back draft when I saw Ace posted right after it. Any comments are still intact.
Posted by: @PurpAv at May 14, 2013 04:10 PM (4ckfP)
You can trust us with all of your Medical Records. Really.
Oh, and btw...how many guns do you have in your home?
Make and model?
Date purchased? And from whom?
Posted by: IRS at May 14, 2013 04:11 PM (y8LTw)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 14, 2013 04:11 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2013 04:11 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: imp at May 14, 2013 04:11 PM (UaxA0)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 14, 2013 04:11 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 14, 2013 04:12 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 14, 2013 04:12 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Television Media at May 14, 2013 04:12 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: mama winger at May 14, 2013 04:12 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 14, 2013 04:12 PM (ZPrif)
That's the kinda language I use when I'm trying to be snarky and nasty.
Posted by: @PurpAv at May 14, 2013 04:13 PM (4ckfP)
Posted by: mama winger at May 14, 2013 04:13 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: JEF at May 14, 2013 04:13 PM (fsqrU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2013 04:13 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: LIV at May 14, 2013 04:14 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2013 04:14 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 14, 2013 04:15 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 14, 2013 04:15 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 14, 2013 04:15 PM (7gwGw)
Care for another drink? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 14, 2013 08:10 PM (GEICT)
No, I just took some cold meds because it appears that I am now getting the ick that is going around the office.
Wait. On second thought, yes. Yes, I do. Bottle please.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 14, 2013 04:16 PM (Gk3SS)
That sounds like a cartoon character.
Underdog rescues Surely Grievous from the clutches of doom
Posted by: The Q at May 14, 2013 04:16 PM (XQzGn)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 14, 2013 04:16 PM (QR2k5)
When you live in a leftist bubble world and the repeated blows of actual reality threaten to smash your absurd fantasies, the solution is to build a stronger bubble.
Posted by: Commissioner Gordon at May 14, 2013 04:16 PM (Q1DS+)
Posted by: Manolo at May 14, 2013 04:16 PM (PttbO)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 14, 2013 04:16 PM (piMMO)
53 I've never listened to NPR in my whole life.
Me either. Not even back in college.
It's...National Propaganda Radio.
Posted by: wheatie at May 14, 2013 04:16 PM (y8LTw)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 14, 2013 04:17 PM (fsqrU)
Just turn your FM dial until you come to people talking, being unctuous, snide and superior with a large dose of condemnation (subtly most of the time) of anything positive about America, The Constitution, Patriots, The Founding Fathers, Conservatism, anyone who is a self proclaimed Conservative (unless they're the pets of a liberal Media Organ), Blacks who express thoughts separate from the hive, Women who protest Abortion, Pro life advocates etc. etc. etc.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 14, 2013 04:17 PM (yKGCL)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 14, 2013 04:18 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 14, 2013 04:18 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Manolo at May 14, 2013 04:19 PM (PttbO)
Posted by: imp at May 14, 2013 04:19 PM (UaxA0)
Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2013 04:19 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 14, 2013 04:19 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2013 04:19 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 14, 2013 04:19 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Oscar at May 14, 2013 04:20 PM (I4DON)
Posted by: Snake Oil Baron at May 14, 2013 04:20 PM (1dnpx)
Posted by: Chris Berman live #scandaldraft at May 14, 2013 04:20 PM (oOcem)
dreams of my father.
not dreams of bipartisanship. which is an incredible staement after calling Those 'enemies'
disturbing this is all BS from Obama -Carney, to the media switch a roo in concern for US!
they have been active participants in Helping Obama lie about our ideas, lie about our intentions
for years,
now they are concerned ?
is this a sick demented movie we've all slipped into?
where media and Obama tactics haven't been happening since 2004 and outrageously so since 2007?
Posted by: willow at May 14, 2013 04:20 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 14, 2013 04:20 PM (QR2k5)
Posted by: Synova at May 14, 2013 04:20 PM (7/PU+)
I want it duly noted for the record that I do not work for NPR, all evidence to the contrary notwithstanding.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 14, 2013 04:20 PM (Gk3SS)
Think about how low NPR thinks of their god on earth: his greatest dream is bipartisanship. You would think they would have went with the beauty queen response of world peace at least.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2013 04:21 PM (jKWYf)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 14, 2013 04:21 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 14, 2013 04:21 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2013 04:21 PM (g1DWB)
68 OT already, but I will leave it up to better-versed morons to tell me if this is *something*.
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Yeah...that's "something", NDH.
Scary shit, that is.
"Pentagon Unilaterally Grants Itself Authority Over ‘Civil Disturbances’"
And we now have troops that have been trained in door-to-door, Urban Warfare...like never before.
Posted by: wheatie at May 14, 2013 04:21 PM (y8LTw)
Posted by: Aviator at May 14, 2013 04:21 PM (F32RS)
Posted by: runningrn at May 14, 2013 08:19 PM
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I blame Tush.
Posted by: Prez. Billy Jeff at May 14, 2013 04:21 PM (EYD4f)
Posted by: runningrn at May 14, 2013 04:21 PM (PLOz8)
Posted by: mama winger at May 14, 2013 04:21 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: pep at May 14, 2013 04:21 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 14, 2013 04:21 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 14, 2013 04:22 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 14, 2013 04:22 PM (SCTXH)
Posted by: NPR at May 14, 2013 04:22 PM (9sjmH)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 14, 2013 04:22 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Mr Wonderful at May 14, 2013 08:04 PM (lD8ju)
His sociology stories posing as history are some of the most gawdawfully boring shit I've ever wasted a few minutes on. Some of my buds used to spooge about his "Baseball" horseshit; I told them all they were stupid cocksuckers with no fucking taste.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 14, 2013 04:22 PM (qjBmS)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 14, 2013 04:23 PM (uIz7u)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at May 14, 2013 04:23 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: The Q at May 14, 2013 04:23 PM (XQzGn)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 14, 2013 04:23 PM (ZPrif)
I just now got it. If that doesn't indicate that I am feeling ill, nothing does.
And I'm sorry about the illness. Would you prefer the Cherry Acid NyQuil or the Green Fucking Death NyQuil? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 14, 2013 08:18 PM (GEICT)
Oh Green Fucking Death NyQuil, I'm old school.
It may just be allergies what with the Outside trying to kill me and all. Stupid beta meat sack.
Are you feeling any better?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 14, 2013 04:23 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: runningrn at May 14, 2013 04:23 PM (PLOz8)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 14, 2013 04:23 PM (qyfb5)
NPR knows exactly what it's doing and as much as I hate to admit it they are effective. The soft mellifluous tones and the subtle language hide the poison that they speak. They put Grima Wormtongue to shame.
Oh, and fuck them. Sideways. With barbed wire and bayonets.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 14, 2013 04:24 PM (BJVEF)
Posted by: NPR at May 14, 2013 04:24 PM (9sjmH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2013 04:24 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: willow at May 14, 2013 04:24 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 14, 2013 04:24 PM (ZPrif)
It's...National Propaganda Radio.
Or National Public Rodeo, if you're from where I'm from.
Down here, it's WUCF, the kollidge station. But they play straight-up jazz with no commercials. I turn it off when the news comes on: 9 times out of 10 the first few words are "President Obama."
I have a low tolerance for publicly funded bullshit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 14, 2013 04:25 PM (+z4pE)
Highlight, Jay Carney's angry, pissy, scared little rat face.
And NPR can go horsefuck.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2013 04:25 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 14, 2013 08:22 PM (qjBmS)
***
I did like his Civil War though.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 14, 2013 04:25 PM (BJVEF)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 14, 2013 04:25 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Dave S. at May 14, 2013 04:25 PM (Nsomq)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 14, 2013 04:25 PM (yVwqo)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 14, 2013 04:25 PM (SCTXH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2013 04:25 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: runningrn at May 14, 2013 04:25 PM (PLOz8)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 14, 2013 04:26 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: HILLARY! at May 14, 2013 04:26 PM (5p18q)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 14, 2013 04:26 PM (Qhh6e)
his idea is that everyone gives him what he wants and that is bipartisanship (on us)
Posted by: willow at May 14, 2013 04:26 PM (nqBYe)
Penis Mood: SLEEPING
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 14, 2013 08:25 PM (yVwqo)<<
Your wife's idea?
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 14, 2013 04:26 PM (SCTXH)
Posted by: Manolo at May 14, 2013 04:27 PM (PttbO)
Posted by: fluffy at May 14, 2013 04:27 PM (I4DON)
Posted by: mama winger at May 14, 2013 04:27 PM (P6QsQ)
Me: "You still want to have sex with me, right? STOP with the NPR shit, you commie-wanna-be-bastard."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2013 04:27 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 14, 2013 04:27 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 14, 2013 04:27 PM (ZPrif)
It's a travesty, I tell you.
Why, I remember the old days when there would be multiple skulls, skulls with pudding, skulls with Blago hair, skulls skulls everywhere.
Now we are lucky to get a little bit of red font. Sigh.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 14, 2013 04:27 PM (ccXZP)
This still makes me lol.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnscarratt/6161956061/
Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at May 14, 2013 04:28 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 14, 2013 04:28 PM (qjBmS)
Posted by: EC at May 14, 2013 04:28 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2013 04:28 PM (PIStG)
Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 14, 2013 04:28 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 14, 2013 04:28 PM (5wHPS)
89 i always thought the title was
dreams of my father.
Willow...it's actually "Dreams From My Father".
Dreams *from* his Marxist, polygamous, drunken father.
Posted by: wheatie at May 14, 2013 04:28 PM (y8LTw)
Posted by: D. Hopper at May 14, 2013 04:28 PM (UsR5V)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 14, 2013 04:29 PM (DoZD+)
His lawyer claims they should have given him the benefit of the doubt or a lesser sentence since his children have lost their mother and he's their only living parent.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 14, 2013 04:29 PM (yKGCL)
Posted by: [/i][/b]akula51 at May 14, 2013 04:29 PM (Vgn84)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2013 04:29 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 14, 2013 04:29 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 14, 2013 04:29 PM (sBbb4)
Obama's dreams of bipartisanship are like Gen Casey's fears of diversity being a casualty of fuckwad Hassan's Ft Hood rampage.
Birds of a fucking feather. Where does America get such metrosexual pussies?
I can't believe I wore the same uniform as that...person.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 14, 2013 04:29 PM (BJVEF)
Posted by: willow at May 14, 2013 04:29 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Dave S. at May 14, 2013 04:29 PM (GhSTE)
Posted by: EC at May 14, 2013 04:30 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 14, 2013 04:30 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 14, 2013 04:31 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 14, 2013 04:31 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Fritz at May 14, 2013 04:31 PM (G9Mmf)
"OT already, but I will leave it up to better-versed morons to tell me if this is *something*.
http://t.co/mWy1nUHxbK
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 14, 2013 08:16 PM (piMMO)"
NDH, in 'traditional' America, this is not a big deal and has been around for a while. Here's the controversial excerpt:
Federal military commanders have the authority, in extraordinary emergency circumstances where prior authorization by the President is impossible and duly constituted local authorities are unable to control the situation, to engage temporarily in activities that are necessary to quell large-scale, unexpected civil disturbances. (Emphasis added}
Think of the movie, "By Dawn's Early Light" (great movie if you've never seen it). If there is an attack, and the POTUS is out of commission or in some type of unknown status, the military needs to be able to act in the meantime.
Is it ripe for abuse? I don't think I need to answer that nowadays.
Posted by: Icedog at May 14, 2013 04:31 PM (ZM9OS)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 14, 2013 04:31 PM (yVwqo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2013 04:32 PM (9Bj8R)
I'm so terribly sorry you are going to end up missing for a few days in that boating accident.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 14, 2013 04:32 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: ontherocks at May 14, 2013 04:32 PM (kqIRW)
Posted by: [/i][/b]akula51 at May 14, 2013 04:32 PM (Vgn84)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2013 04:33 PM (9Bj8R)
I just assumed it was a typo. Or 20.
Posted by: pep at May 14, 2013 04:33 PM (6TB1Z)
Lois Lerner, the senior IRS official at the center of the decision to target tea party groups for burdensome tax scrutiny, signed paperwork granting tax-exempt status to the Barack H. Obama Foundation, a shady charity headed by the presidentÂ’s half-brother that operated illegally for years.
According to the organizationÂ’s filings, Lerner approved the foundationÂ’s tax status within a month of filing, an unprecedented timeline that stands in stark contrast to conservative organizations that have been waiting for more than three years, in some cases, for approval.
http://tinyurl.com/bspecs9
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 14, 2013 04:33 PM (X6akg)
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Might be Mr. Moo Moo's alma mater.
Posted by: mama winger at May 14, 2013 04:33 PM (P6QsQ)
Whoever penned that fucking abortion of a sentence should be face-whipped with a sock full of D-cell ......
I didn't even have to finish scrolling to ID the writer.
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 14, 2013 04:33 PM (5wHPS)
Posted by: Meggie McCain at May 14, 2013 04:33 PM (JJ9EC)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 14, 2013 04:33 PM (jGsIV)
Posted by: Synova at May 14, 2013 04:34 PM (7/PU+)
Posted by: Liz Warren, (D - Mayonnaise) at May 14, 2013 04:34 PM (sBbb4)
Posted by: Up With People at May 14, 2013 04:34 PM (krveP)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 14, 2013 04:34 PM (ZPrif)
No wonder the people at the IRS figured they could get away with the anti-right stuff, the govt funded npr does it every day.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2013 04:35 PM (jKWYf)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2013 04:35 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 14, 2013 04:35 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: waldo at May 14, 2013 04:36 PM (sXWmd)
Just what the fuck is "Leading from Behind" anyway and just when the fuck did everyone agree that that was anything more than cowardice on a pogo stick.
The fucking Soviets used to lead from behind. They would shoot anyone in the front lines that turned around and tried to run away from the enemy. Brave motherfuckers, every fucking one of them. /
*Spit*
Posted by: LGoPs at May 14, 2013 04:36 PM (BJVEF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2013 04:36 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 14, 2013 04:36 PM (piMMO)
Back in the 1930s when you could get away with that sort of thing just by saying it was experimental, there was an AM station in Cleveland running at 500,000 watts for several months. No idea what the range was, but it had to be epic, especially after dark.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 14, 2013 04:36 PM (OevbG)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 14, 2013 04:37 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque, comment upgrade quartermaster at May 14, 2013 04:37 PM (eQnzo)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 14, 2013 04:37 PM (jucos)
See de tractors in de field. Dey are in tractors. Not out tractors.
Deduct goes over defence, defeat before detail.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 14, 2013 04:37 PM (yKGCL)
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You should switch over to Army. That's where the big bucks are.
Posted by: mama winger at May 14, 2013 04:37 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: BignJames at May 14, 2013 04:37 PM (20Mmk)
Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 14, 2013 04:37 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Chris Matthews, Paragon of Objectivity at May 14, 2013 04:37 PM (LVpCt)
Posted by: Ajax at May 14, 2013 04:38 PM (6FGVd)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque, comment upgrade quartermaster at May 14, 2013 04:38 PM (eQnzo)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 14, 2013 08:37 PM (GEICT
PLEASE make the Smoking Gun! You'll make the Horde proud.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2013 04:38 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2013 04:39 PM (9Bj8R)
>>>Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 14, 2013 08:37 PM (yKGCL)
I laughed. I really did.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 14, 2013 04:39 PM (BJVEF)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque, comment upgrade quartermaster at May 14, 2013 04:39 PM (eQnzo)
Posted by: EC at May 14, 2013 04:39 PM (doBIb)
From the tone of the article, it seems to be saying that not only is POTUS not available but Washington, D.C. is not available, either because it is not there anymore or the local situation is so bad that contact with the 'outside world' is not happening.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 14, 2013 04:40 PM (qveuh)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 14, 2013 04:40 PM (ZPrif)
Barry. NPR. You keep using that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means.
Posted by: dissent555 at May 14, 2013 04:40 PM (yR6A1)
Breaking: Obama on IRS "the reportÂ’s findings are intolerable and inexcusable"
Obama: The federal government must conduct itself in a way thatÂ’s worthy of the publicÂ’s trust, and thatÂ’s especially true for the IRS.
Obama: This report shows that some of its employees failed that test.
Obama: IÂ’ve directed Secretary Lew to hold those responsible for these failures accountable
Obama directs IRS to implement all of the TIGTA recommendations
Obama: regardless of how this conduct was allowed to take place, the
bottom line is, it was wrong.
Obama: I expect everyone who serves in the federal government to hold themselves to the highest ethical and moral standards (BWAHAHAHA!)
Obama: And as President, I intend to make sure our public servants live up to those standards every day.
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 14, 2013 04:40 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2013 04:40 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 14, 2013 04:40 PM (dvRYt)
Posted by: Manolo at May 14, 2013 04:41 PM (PttbO)
Excuse my coarseness, but his anus was so tight during that grilling that he couldn't have passed gas after a pail full of beans.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 14, 2013 04:41 PM (4Mv1T)
As soon as the President becomes unavailable or defunct, they then become President. So the wording is relevant regardless. Therefore THEY TOO must be unavailable.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 14, 2013 04:41 PM (yKGCL)
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So Valerie's on her way out?
Posted by: mama winger at May 14, 2013 04:41 PM (P6QsQ)
If you hear of a family brawl at a Fernandina Beach, FL public park.....yeah, that's us.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 14, 2013 08:37 PM (GEICT
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What park? Is it near Ft. Clinch?
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 14, 2013 04:42 PM (5wHPS)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque, comment upgrade quartermaster at May 14, 2013 04:42 PM (eQnzo)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 14, 2013 04:42 PM (ZPrif)
I laugh and laugh, and then don't have sex with him for however long I deem it necessary.
Stupidity should be painful.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2013 04:42 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 14, 2013 04:43 PM (SzAZ7)
Posted by: CarolT at May 14, 2013 04:43 PM (s0f54)
Posted by: RWC at May 14, 2013 04:43 PM (Wl/Ht)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2013 04:43 PM (PIStG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2013 04:44 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 14, 2013 04:44 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Lady in Black (I haven't read all the comments yet, but...) at May 14, 2013 04:44 PM (ovWeo)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 14, 2013 04:44 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at May 14, 2013 04:44 PM (U82Km)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque, comment upgrade quartermaster at May 14, 2013 04:45 PM (eQnzo)
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 14, 2013 04:45 PM (Zv1QB)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 14, 2013 04:45 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2013 04:45 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 14, 2013 04:45 PM (MhA4j)
He now gets his paycheck from a different branch of the DNC.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 14, 2013 04:45 PM (yKGCL)
Posted by: awkward davies at May 14, 2013 04:46 PM (USjX1)
Absolutely the best beach around
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I like the bar on the beach down that way. Sand--something?
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 14, 2013 04:46 PM (5wHPS)
Posted by: TOTUS at May 14, 2013 04:46 PM (eHIJJ)
>>>Breaking: Obama on IRS "the reportÂ’s findings are intolerable and inexcusable"
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If this sorry excuse for a skin suit had one fucking ounce of honor or integrity, it would be he that resigns. Taking responsibility for creating the very environment that encourages, nay, demands this kind of treachery.
Remember that this is the fuck who at a recent commencement address in Ohio joked with students to vote early and often. Just what the fuck kind of message is that to send? Shall I even bother to ask the obligatory "what if a Republican president said that"?
This man is a disgrace. And our country is blemished while he represents us.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 14, 2013 04:46 PM (4x8W0)
Bionic, 'cause you don't eat a dog like that all at once!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 14, 2013 04:46 PM (jGsIV)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 14, 2013 04:46 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: RWC at May 14, 2013 04:46 PM (Wl/Ht)
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 14, 2013 04:46 PM (Zv1QB)
Posted by: cornelius, waiting for the Cobalt bomb at May 14, 2013 04:47 PM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 14, 2013 04:47 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 14, 2013 04:48 PM (QR2k5)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 14, 2013 04:48 PM (Gk3SS)
President Obama wants nothing more than to bring all sides together in the spirit of compromise, but is always thwarted by the Party of No.
Republicans, beholden to their most extreme supporters, reject every effort by Obama to reach common ground.
Again, they really believe this.
Posted by: cm9000 at May 14, 2013 04:48 PM (vfB2N)
Posted by: Adriane... at May 14, 2013 04:48 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Manolo at May 14, 2013 04:49 PM (PttbO)
If we had a dollar a post today I think we could retire the national debt.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 14, 2013 04:49 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: [/i][/b]akula51 at May 14, 2013 04:49 PM (Vgn84)
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Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 14, 2013 04:50 PM (jGsIV)
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Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 14, 2013 08:46 PM (piMMO)
I believe they choreograph the locations of the top 10 or so of those who by law may succeed the President so as to not have all successors in town at the same time.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 14, 2013 04:50 PM (yKGCL)
"Icedog, in the event that the POTUS is unavailable, why wouldn't they turn to the VP or, absent the VP, to the SOH before making a unilateral decision to go into action?"
Well, to be honest, there is no good or legal reason...the 'chain of command' exists - even in the civilian Executive branch - for a reason. I could only imagine some type of temporary Constitutional crisis[i/] (which is why I referenced that particular movie).
On a related, but side issue...yes, we have some idiots in the military and some politicians disguised as general officers, but all-in-all, you're much more likely to get abused by federal LEOs than an activated Guard or Reserve unit (units made up of your conservative neighbors).
Posted by: Icedog at May 14, 2013 04:50 PM (ZolUS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2013 08:42 PM (lVPtV)
I had (past tense) a friend like that; I told him he was completely full of shit and only a fucking commie would think that the central government running a radio station is a positive thing.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 14, 2013 04:51 PM (qjBmS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2013 08:49 PM (9Bj8R)
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Yeah. And the instant the election is over and they've retained their seats it's back to voting lockfuckingstep with the Marxist. And the American people will lap it the fuck up.
Fuck. I hate it when life is so predictable.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 14, 2013 04:52 PM (4x8W0)
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 14, 2013 04:52 PM (Zv1QB)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 14, 2013 04:52 PM (QR2k5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2013 04:52 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Mel Obama at May 14, 2013 04:52 PM (SzAZ7)
SHHHHHHHH.
Didn't you get the "clearance" email from Midway today? They had some $5000 binoculars for $4999. Just in time for the beach!
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 14, 2013 04:53 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 14, 2013 04:53 PM (uIz7u)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2013 04:53 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Jean at May 14, 2013 04:55 PM (CMlD4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2013 08:53 PM (9Bj8R)
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Congratulations on your promotion, by the way.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 14, 2013 04:55 PM (4x8W0)
Posted by: Manolo at May 14, 2013 04:55 PM (PttbO)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 14, 2013 04:57 PM (piMMO)
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Posted by: Sophie13 at May 14, 2013 05:02 PM (g47Sv)
We need to concentrate on compressing Obama's window to destroy America. Scandals are great time wasters amd drag on his agenda, we need to avoid crisis moments that can give him the initiative to do something. We seemed to have dodged a bullet after Newtown, but Mother Nature is a fickle bitch.
Posted by: Jean at May 14, 2013 05:02 PM (CMlD4)
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