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September 14, 2013

NY pet cemetaries to accept human remains
— Purple Avenger

You know the only reason I'm posting this, right?

The power of the Ramones compels me

Posted by: Purple Avenger at 12:09 PM | Comments (257)
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1 They have been stacking people in graves there for a while haven't they?

Posted by: Vic at September 14, 2013 12:10 PM (zZbNF)

2 The mob always had a 2 for the price of sale.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 14, 2013 12:12 PM (9MLX+)

3 Sorry, but I refuse to be buried in the hamster section.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2013 12:13 PM (8ZskC)

4 They need to do this http://youtu.be/Gj-CPouUAWo to get to there.

Posted by: 13times at September 14, 2013 12:14 PM (fGPLK)

5 This way they won't have to decide which Bea Arthur is.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 14, 2013 12:15 PM (PjgvN)

6 AoS main home page takes my CPU to 100% and it stays there. Maybe I should be looking for a grave for this old computer.

Posted by: Ronster at September 14, 2013 12:16 PM (AXkR7)

7 Sorry, but I refuse to be buried in the hamster section.
Posted by: Cicero

More for the rest of us.

Posted by: Richard Gere at September 14, 2013 12:16 PM (6TB1Z)

8 Sometimes, dead is bettah.

Posted by: Palandine[/i] at September 14, 2013 12:18 PM (OldRG)

Posted by: pep at September 14, 2013 12:18 PM (6TB1Z)

10 Posted by: WalrusRex at September 14, 2013 04:15 PM (PjgvN)

Don't you go trash-talking Bea Arthur now.

Posted by: The Guy Who Used To Dig Janet Napolitano, But Now Digs Bea Arthur at September 14, 2013 12:19 PM (8ZskC)

11 I think I read this book! Probably not a good idea to bury your wife there

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 14, 2013 12:20 PM (iifgA)

12 I wounder if the plot next to my gerbil is still available

Posted by: Richard Gere at September 14, 2013 12:20 PM (Pr6hk)

13 AoS main home page takes my CPU to 100% and it stays there.

Probably some pernicious animated ad.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 14, 2013 12:20 PM (9MLX+)

14 What does this have to do with Syria you guys?......

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 14, 2013 12:20 PM (jucos)

15 AoS main home page takes my CPU to 100% and it stays there. Maybe I should be looking for a grave for this old computer.

Posted by: Ronster at September 14, 2013 04:16 PM (AXkR7)

That's not the AoS home page.

Posted by: Fat Trudy at the NSA at September 14, 2013 12:20 PM (Oz+LZ)

16 #12 - not fast enough

Posted by: Mr. Lemmiwinks at September 14, 2013 12:21 PM (Pr6hk)

17 *note to self... don't die in NY*

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at September 14, 2013 12:21 PM (/dPPf)

18 How much is that doggie in the window?

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at September 14, 2013 12:22 PM (Pr6hk)

19 *note to self... don't die in NY*

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at September 14, 2013 04:21 PM (/dPPf)

You and me both, babe.

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at September 14, 2013 12:23 PM (8ZskC)

20 To the Deathcamp of Intolerance for the lot of you

Posted by: Mayor Bloomberg at September 14, 2013 12:23 PM (Pr6hk)

21 Wow, ace really is taking a weekend? Good on him.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at September 14, 2013 12:23 PM (sQ0LB)

22 Seriously, what the hell is wrong with New Yorkers? You guys deserve the Jets

Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 14, 2013 12:23 PM (dYf+Z)

23 3 Sorry, but I refuse to be buried in the hamster section. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2013 04:13 PM Depends on who your father was.

Posted by: Outrageous French Accent at September 14, 2013 12:24 PM (P85Pz)

24 Is there a heavy petting section?

Posted by: Mayor Bob Filner at September 14, 2013 12:24 PM (Pr6hk)

Fat Trudy at the NSA

How can that be? I have NSA Blocker.

Posted by: Ronster at September 14, 2013 12:24 PM (AXkR7)

26 Mother, darn it.

Posted by: Outrageous French Accent at September 14, 2013 12:24 PM (P85Pz)

27 You mean New Yorkers just don't use their backyard?

Posted by: Michael Vick at September 14, 2013 12:25 PM (Pr6hk)

28 How can that be? I have NSA Blocker.

Posted by: Ronster at September 14, 2013 04:24 PM (AXkR7)

Just what we want you to think.

Posted by: Fat Trudy at the NSA at September 14, 2013 12:26 PM (Oz+LZ)

29 13 Probably some pernicious animated ad. I think you misspelled "vermicious knid".

Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2013 12:26 PM (0HMaA)

30 Jimmy Hoffa is buried around here somewhere, dammit.

Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at September 14, 2013 12:26 PM (P85Pz)

31 Is this cemetery out in the woods? Do people have to climb over deadfalls to get to it. Maybe this is where the dems are getting their votes.

Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2013 12:27 PM (3Mz5/)

32
NY pet cemeteries to accept human remains

But only if the dearly departed was able to lick themselves....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 14, 2013 12:28 PM (kdS6q)

33 'bama marches on.

Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2013 12:29 PM (3Mz5/)

34 The AoSHQ home page takes my CPU to 11.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at September 14, 2013 12:29 PM (deKRC)

35 31 Is this cemetery out in the woods? Do people have to climb over deadfalls to get to it. Maybe this is where the dems are getting their votes. Posted by: Soona Right after my grandmother died, one of my cousins, referring to her assumption of room temperature, said that she would soon be voting for Democrats.

Posted by: Furious George at September 14, 2013 12:29 PM (P85Pz)

36 I have only 1G Ram in Win XP in an OLD computer. Am running FF with AOS homepage and two other pages open and Media Player running.

Am only using between 8% and 10%. If you are running 100% I highly suspect you are dosed up with trojans, worms, and other malware.

I suggest you get Malwarebites and clean your system.

Posted by: Vic at September 14, 2013 12:29 PM (zZbNF)

37 Once Obamacare kicks in, I'll be sharing my iceflow with the sick

Posted by: Eskimo Grandma at September 14, 2013 12:30 PM (Pr6hk)

38 I do have adblock plus and noscript running though.

Posted by: Vic at September 14, 2013 12:32 PM (zZbNF)

39 Seeing the Ramones play back in '83 is one of the highlights of my wasted youth.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at September 14, 2013 12:32 PM (Yx4EH)

40 We just bury our pets in the backyard. It's fun, when you have a hound who likes bones, they get to keep themselves occupied, digging up and re-burying.

Plus, it saves on having to buy doggie bone treats. And when the current dog dies, she becomes fodder for the next one.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2013 12:33 PM (BeSEI)

41 http://www.malwarebytes.org

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 14, 2013 12:33 PM (9MLX+)

42 Vic, it only happens on the home page. I'm using 2% on this page.

Posted by: Ronster at September 14, 2013 12:33 PM (AXkR7)

43 So what does this mean for Ewoks?

Posted by: asking for a friend at September 14, 2013 12:33 PM (/dPPf)

44 Do you have adblock running?

Posted by: Vic at September 14, 2013 12:34 PM (zZbNF)

45
And from the article:

"I want some of my ashes to be fed to my dog, like mixed up with his food or something,Â” said Kerry Vera, 33, of Harlem.

Vera says her 1-year-old Chihuahua, Krishna, is the worldÂ’s smallest Ru Paul impersonator. She noted that the pooch performs in local clubs as Â“Ru SmallÂ” and is a beloved member of her family.

Â“HeÂ’s my son,Â” she said.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 14, 2013 12:34 PM (kdS6q)

46 Once Obamacare kicks in, I'll be sharing my iceflow with the sick

Posted by: Eskimo Grandma at September 14, 2013 04:30 PM (Pr6hk)

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Move your wrinkly ass over. I wanna do some ice fishing before I croak.

Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2013 12:34 PM (3Mz5/)

47
Is there a heavy petting section?

There's a Sushi Section, where the pet goldfish go. Looks like a big toilet. You can't miss it.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 14, 2013 12:36 PM (0IhFx)

48 I have only 1G Ram in Win XP in an OLD computer. Am running FF with AOS homepage and two other pages open and Media Player running.

Try turning the crank on the side of the CPU, hard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2013 12:36 PM (8ZskC)

49 Vic, I don't have Ad Block. The problem may cure itself in a couple of days or I may help things along with a hammer. I have fixed many problems with a hammer.

Posted by: Ronster at September 14, 2013 12:37 PM (AXkR7)

50 When wife Emily died suddenly & unexpectedly she left no burial instructions I could locate. None of her family or friends knew her wishes, either. So I buried her ashes with those of her dogs by my workshop at home. Had her brother's pastor read "An order for burial at sea" because I'm from a seafaring family and I like it a lot.

Posted by: backhoe at September 14, 2013 12:37 PM (ULH4o)

51 Vera says her 1-year-old Chihuahua, Krishna, is the worldÂ’s smallest Ru Paul impersonator. She noted that the pooch performs in local clubs as Â“Ru SmallÂ” and is a beloved member of her family.

Â“HeÂ’s my son,Â” she said.

I swear, I never met the woman.

Posted by: RuPaul at September 14, 2013 12:37 PM (8ZskC)

52 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 14, 2013 04:34 PM (kdS6q)

Dear Lord, don't ever let this woman breed. She's the kind of crazy that eventually starts poking holes in your condoms and swapping her birth control for tic-tacs.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 14, 2013 12:37 PM (lr3d7)

53 My Chihuahua Charger had better go into hiding if I suddenly kick the bucket. Mrs. DBS has threatened to bury him with me if I go first. He can be kind of annoying like most old dogs that are blind and easily confused.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at September 14, 2013 12:38 PM (Yx4EH)

54 TAM just got away with a whingdinger.

Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2013 12:39 PM (3Mz5/)

55 Interesting. Related. Weird pet cemetery I've been to in Lisbon: http://www.waymarking.com/waymarks/WM79FX_The_Zoos_Pet_Cemetery_Lisbon_Portugal Meanwhile, Manziel just made the play of the year.

Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2013 12:39 PM (5H6zj)

56
"I want some of my ashes to be fed to my dog, like mixed up with his food or something,Â” said Kerry Vera, 33, of Harlem.

New Yorkers are deranged. But in this case, I fully support Kerry Vera's mini-pooch eating her. But now, rather than post cremation.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 14, 2013 12:39 PM (0IhFx)

57 49 Vic, I don't have Ad Block. The problem may cure itself in a couple of days or I may help things along with a hammer. I have fixed many problems with a hammer.

Posted by: Ronster at September 14, 2013 04:37 PM (AXkR7)

Go to the FF page and look for "ad ons". Download adblock+ and run it. You can also get noscript but you have to tell all the pages you go to a lot to allow it, and those you go to sometimes as temporary allow.

Posted by: Vic at September 14, 2013 12:41 PM (zZbNF)

58 Time for go to grave.

Posted by: Tor Johnson at September 14, 2013 12:41 PM (NELfC)

59 56 -

If she really loved her dog she would have herself cut into chunks. Dog food is pretty bland, nothing makes their mouths water more than fresh, raw meat.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2013 12:41 PM (BeSEI)

60
I have only 1G Ram in Win XP

My can opener has more RAM than that, and it has Bluetooth, and is WIFI enabled.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 14, 2013 12:43 PM (0IhFx)

61 She noted that the pooch performs in local clubs as Â“Ru SmallÂ”

The crowds are small but they quickly drink themselves into unconsciousness.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2013 12:43 PM (8ZskC)

62 If she really loved her dog she would have herself cut into chunks. Dog food is pretty bland, nothing makes their mouths water more than fresh, raw meat.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2013 04:41 PM (BeSEI)

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Depends. Is this bint a vegan. Not much viable meat there.

Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2013 12:44 PM (3Mz5/)

63 I threw away the last electric can opener I had because it was a POS. Gone back to old reliable manual. never fails.

Posted by: Vic at September 14, 2013 12:44 PM (zZbNF)

64 62 -

Probably not, but what kind of jerk feeds ashes to a dog?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2013 12:46 PM (BeSEI)

65 Yeah, I've never found an electric can opener that didn't blow.

Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2013 12:46 PM (5H6zj)

66 Vic, thanks for your help. My computer has many short comings. It is close to 10 years old, 500 Meg RAM, running IE 8. I'm just going to hang on until XP is no longer supported, then I will pop for a new system.

Posted by: Ronster at September 14, 2013 12:47 PM (AXkR7)

67 After working all night, it's always the highlight of my day to relax outside my apartment with the morning coffee and a smoke while all the dog owners in the neighborhood stop by so Precious can take a massive dump in the common area. Here's hoping those cemeteries are between liquor stores and homeless shelters, and the inhabitants get crapped on daily for all eternity.

Posted by: Officer Dimes at September 14, 2013 12:47 PM (nodit)

68 I threw away the last electric can opener I had because it was a POS. Gone back to old reliable manual. never fails.

Posted by: Vic at September 14, 2013 04:44 PM (zZbNF)

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I re-converted years ago. It's harder for the cats to hear a manual opener.

Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2013 12:47 PM (3Mz5/)

69
Dear Lord, don't ever let this woman breed.
Posted by: Colorado Alex

She's also a vegan "art therapist" and an ardent believer in a "third gender". So she might actually be a "she". Can't tell from the pic.

Married, but you know --- New York.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 14, 2013 12:48 PM (kdS6q)

70 63 -

To me, it's more philosophical. If I've reached a point where I need a little electric motor to open my cans, it's probably time for me to be cut up and fed to my dogs.

What comes after the electric can opener, the electric rear end wiper? Use your hands, people!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2013 12:48 PM (BeSEI)

71 TD 'bama

Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2013 12:49 PM (3Mz5/)

72 I re-converted years ago. It's harder for the cats to hear a manual opener.

Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2013 04:47 PM (3Mz5/)

_____________________

Speaking of things you don't hear.... You should SEE what we do to you while you sleep!

Posted by: Soona's Cats at September 14, 2013 12:49 PM (jucos)

73 68 I re-converted years ago. It's harder for the cats to hear a manual opener.

Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2013 04:47 PM (3Mz5/)

LOL, my two cats can sure hear that pull tab can being opened on stuff and they can here the cat food bag crinkling if I pick it up.

Posted by: Vic at September 14, 2013 12:50 PM (zZbNF)

74 Yeah, the home page kills my computer. It's a race to load it and click the new thread before it pegs my CPU.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 14, 2013 12:51 PM (ZPrif)

75 Yeah there's no possible way this could go wrong.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at September 14, 2013 12:51 PM (Ao0PP)

76 Alright, time for the Aggies to buckle down.

Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2013 12:52 PM (5H6zj)

77 Don't forget to mix your ashes with refreshing WATER!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at September 14, 2013 12:52 PM (P85Pz)

78 psst...Purp... it's "cemeteries"

Posted by: chemjeff the whispering grammar Nazi at September 14, 2013 12:52 PM (9GG/0)

79 What comes after the electric can opener, the electric rear end wiper? Use your hands, people!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2013 04:48 PM (BeSEI)

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We already do. C'mon, big guy. Come over here and shake my hand.

Posted by: Your watchful neighborhood muzzie at September 14, 2013 12:53 PM (3Mz5/)

80 Flatbush. I thought it was just me.

Posted by: Ronster at September 14, 2013 12:54 PM (AXkR7)

81 Now I want a slice of Pepperoni Pizza.

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2013 12:55 PM (cB/E+)

82
I threw away the last electric can opener I had because it was a POS. Gone back to old reliable manual. never fails.

Me too, honestly. I've gone through more electric can openers than I care to count...just in the last few years. I've been using one of those hand cranked openers that cut through the crimped top, (or bottom), of a can for a few years now. No sharp edges, and it has like four moving parts. I can drop it on the floor, or in a sink full of sudsy water, throw it across the room, stomp on it, and it still works.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 14, 2013 12:55 PM (0IhFx)

"What comes after the electric can opener...?"

The bath tub with a door to step in and the little motorized chair that takes you up the stairs.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 14, 2013 12:55 PM (jTKU5)

84 What comes after the electric can opener, the electric rear end wiper? Use your hands, people!

If there is an electric butt wiper, a lot of stroke victims' caretakers would like to hear where you can buy it. Yes, I have close family experience with this. Yes, I wish I hadn't.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2013 12:57 PM (OevbG)

85 I'm still using the can opener that came with my C-Rations. A little slow.

Posted by: Ronster at September 14, 2013 12:57 PM (AXkR7)

86 Soylent Green is POODLE!

Posted by: NYC Parent at September 14, 2013 12:57 PM (Cjjf6)

I used to open beer bottles with my teeth. That is how everyone around me knew that the party truly had started.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 14, 2013 12:58 PM (jucos)

88 What comes after the electric can opener, the electric rear end wiper? Use your hands, people!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2013 04:48 PM (BeSEI)

Now there's a marketing opportunity! A left-handed electric butt-wiper for crippled jihadis. It'll be worth millions! (frantically dials patent attorney)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2013 12:58 PM (8Fl6F)

89 The thread pages are usually fine -- except for the ones that have lots of embedded videos. The core of the problem is Adobe Flash, which sucks. Steve Jobs was right about that.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 14, 2013 12:58 PM (ZPrif)

90 How'd we get back in wide stance mode?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 12:59 PM (0axsw)

91 The bath tub with a door to step in and the little motorized chair that takes you up the stairs.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 14, 2013 04:55 PM (jTKU5)

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The little motorized stair climber is something that cats would soon learn to use. They'd be making that thing hum day and night.

Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2013 12:59 PM (3Mz5/)

92 85 I'm still using the can opener that came with my C-Rations. A little slow.

Posted by: Ronster at September 14, 2013 04:57 PM (AXkR7)

Those little POS used to tear my damn hands up trying to use them. Of course the ones they gave us were left over WWII C-Rats they were trying to get rid of.

Posted by: Vic at September 14, 2013 12:59 PM (zZbNF)

93 Tuck Monkey, do you have any of your own teeth left?

Posted by: Ronster at September 14, 2013 01:00 PM (AXkR7)

94 The Phil Knight Ducks are putting a beat down on the Vols. Sad to see.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 14, 2013 01:00 PM (jucos)

95 HI chemjeff!

Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2013 01:00 PM (5H6zj)

96 Tuck Monkey, do you have any of your own teeth left?

Posted by: Ronster at September 14, 2013 05:00 PM (AXkR7)

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Yeah sure. All except the ones I lost playing hockey.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 14, 2013 01:01 PM (jucos)

97 There's a Java Deployment Toolkit that has problems in Mozilla. Security issues.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 01:02 PM (0axsw)

98 83 -

Ain't that the truth! Whenever I see those commercials I think "egad, let me die before I get to that point."

How selfish of me, spending all that money on gadgets to make it easier for me to haul my carcass around, instead of leaving the cash for my offspring to have a little something something when I'm gone.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2013 01:02 PM (BeSEI)

99 I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered in some of my favorite whitewater rivers. Mrs. E. would enjoy that, but I think that would scare our little dog.

Posted by: EROWMER at September 14, 2013 01:02 PM (OONaw)

100 >>> It's harder for the cats to hear a manual opener. Cats have pretty good hearing. Their ears are tuned to quiet, rustling sounds.

Posted by: fluffy at September 14, 2013 01:02 PM (z9HTb)

101 I still got a couple of those c-rat openers I saved years ago. I keep one and a can of beans in the car just in case I have an unplanned camping incident.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 14, 2013 01:03 PM (9MLX+)

102 Hi chemjeff! Long time no type.

Posted by: fluffy at September 14, 2013 01:03 PM (z9HTb)

103 Those little POS used to tear my damn hands up trying to use them. Of course the ones they gave us were left over WWII C-Rats they were trying to get rid of.

Posted by: Vic at September 14, 2013 04:59 PM (zZbNF)

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Had one on my key-chain until a couple of years ago. Lost it somehow. Sad. It was from my time in Vietnam.

Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2013 01:04 PM (3Mz5/)

104 Those are P38's?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 01:04 PM (0axsw)

105 Speaking of dead animals, I will never ever eat Popeyes. Bought a 2 piece chicken dinner with cole slaw wednesday evening and still suffering from food poisoning. Don't know if it was the chicken or the slaw

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 14, 2013 01:04 PM (RLdcX)

106 Any of you Morons work in the building trades ever watch an amateur wrestle with a ladder? Monkeys and footballs. Happy to report that no damage was done.

Posted by: fluffy at September 14, 2013 01:05 PM (z9HTb)

107 Those are P38's?

Small, with a flip out talon thingie and a hook for the can lip.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 14, 2013 01:06 PM (9MLX+)

108 Speaking of dead animals, I will never ever eat Popeyes. Bought a 2 piece chicken dinner with cole slaw wednesday evening and still suffering from food poisoning. Don't know if it was the chicken or the slaw

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 14, 2013 05:04 PM (RLdcX)

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Pro tip. Chicken is not supposed to bleed when you bite into it.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 14, 2013 01:06 PM (jucos)

109
Vic, thanks for your help. My computer has many short comings. It is close to 10 years old, 500 Meg RAM, running IE 8. I'm just going to hang on until XP is no longer supported, then I will pop for a new system.

For you, or anyone else that's interested, I have a used M4N82 Deluxe ASUS Mobo with AMD quad core CPU (3.4 Ghz), and 8 GB of RAM that I'd be willing to part with for the cost of shipping.

It works just fine, and if I don't find a home for it soon, it will end up in the junk box. One caveat: I overheated the CPU to the point where the system shut down....which was about 100c. I tested each core, and the RAM, and they still work without errors under heavy load.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 14, 2013 01:07 PM (0IhFx)

110 In Chapel Hill NC, people still have obama bumper stickers. Huh!! Who knew? I was guessing that was Chicago only these days.

Posted by: traye at September 14, 2013 01:07 PM (LaXXc)

111 we are all pets now!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at September 14, 2013 01:07 PM (8JJ6O)

112 107 -

Yep, I still have one on my keychain. It's always interesting going through metal detectors, you can tell when the guards/cops are ex-military. They know what it is.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2013 01:07 PM (BeSEI)

113 You can get 15 of those can openers for $5 on Amazon.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 01:08 PM (0axsw)

114 Flatbush Joe, do you think NASCAR has opened a can of worms with all this piddling the last week? In a way I thought something needed to be done, but their messing could cause many unintended consequences.

Posted by: Ronster at September 14, 2013 01:08 PM (AXkR7)

115 Pro tip. Chicken is not supposed to bleed when you bite into it. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 14, 2013 05:06 PM (jucos) Well, it didn't

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 14, 2013 01:08 PM (RLdcX)

116 traye there is a very sweet stupid lady that is the florist at my safeway....she has a newer bug plastered with obama stickers....i roll my eyes when i walk past it in the parking lot

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at September 14, 2013 01:09 PM (8JJ6O)

117 Vic, do you use Malwarebytes instead of or in addition to Spybot Search and Desroy?

Posted by: Retread, computer illiterate at September 14, 2013 01:09 PM (Oz+LZ)

118 It was the slaw. Only eat stuff like that if you made it.

Posted by: traye at September 14, 2013 01:10 PM (LaXXc)

119 They should know how to cook chicken at a chicken place. You wouldn't believe how rare food poisoning is when you don't eat out.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 01:10 PM (0axsw)

120 115 If it clucks also bad

Posted by: DAve at September 14, 2013 01:11 PM (b7yum)

121 >>> Don't know if it was the chicken or the slaw Cole slaw dressing is made with mayo. It probably didn't get stored properly.

Posted by: fluffy at September 14, 2013 01:11 PM (z9HTb)

122 In before the evil Keebler elves show up. I hope.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 14, 2013 01:11 PM (V1ZIU)

123 117 The answer ic CC Cleaner by piriform

Posted by: DAve at September 14, 2013 01:12 PM (b7yum)

124 Yep, I still have one on my keychain. It's always interesting going through metal detectors, you can tell when the guards/cops are ex-military. They know what it is.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2013 05:07 PM (BeSEI)

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You mean "old" ex-military, don't you?

Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2013 01:12 PM (3Mz5/)

125 119 They should know how to cook chicken at a chicken place. You wouldn't believe how rare food poisoning is when you don't eat out. Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 05:10 PM (0axsw) I rarely eat out. But since daughter the younger is deployed and it is only me, ever so once in a while it's easier to get something quick. Why I went there I don't know, since I don't even like fried chicken very much (prefer baked). And I also think it was the damn cole slaw

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 14, 2013 01:13 PM (RLdcX)

126 I use crap cleaner. It doesn't seem to stop super tracking cookies though.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 01:13 PM (0axsw)

127 >>>?You mean "old" ex-military, don't you? Pre MRE military?

Posted by: fluffy at September 14, 2013 01:13 PM (z9HTb)

128 Testing

Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2013 01:15 PM (3Mz5/)

129 It would probably have to be pretty old military. I'm 45 and MRE's were standard when I enlisted in '88. I only know the old c-rat opener from seeing them as a kid when hanging out with my dad.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at September 14, 2013 01:15 PM (Yx4EH)

130 Popeye's is usually good. They even have one in the Atlanta airport. At home I'd have to go into the killing fields to get Popeye's.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 01:15 PM (0axsw)

131 124 -

Not necessarily. My era was well after Vietnam, and we still used c-rations. Not all the time, but often enough that most of us grabbed one or more of the p38's from them.

I'm looking at mine right now. It has "US" printed on it, and the words "Mallin Shelby," followed by some letter or letters I can't quite make out. Either because it's been rubbed off or my eyes aren't as good as they once were. Or both.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2013 01:16 PM (BeSEI)

132

126 WTH is a "super tracking cookie"???

*Sounds delicious*

Posted by: DAve at September 14, 2013 01:16 PM (b7yum)

133 Sticky Wicket, thanks for your offer. I'm pretty much computer illiterate and I think the max RAM this computer will take is 1 Gig.

Posted by: Ronster at September 14, 2013 01:17 PM (AXkR7)

134 It's harder for the cats to hear a manual opener.

Mine can hear a manual opener from three rooms away...but they can't seem to smell that it's tomatoes or pineapple until I wave it under their nose. And then they're pissed. Ow.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ (Go Cyclones!) at September 14, 2013 01:17 PM (hO8IJ)

135

We had the occasional C-Ration in the 1990's.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 01:17 PM (0axsw)

136 O/T, but what does it matter!! I just made bacon brownies. It smells soooo good.

Posted by: Museisluse at September 14, 2013 01:18 PM (HBhZC)

137 UA 28, TAM 14. I hope Tx enjoyed it while they had it.

Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2013 01:18 PM (3Mz5/)

138
Pre MRE military?

Heh. I'm still using a grenade ring as my key ring, with pin attached. Most people don't know what it really is.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 14, 2013 01:19 PM (0IhFx)

139 With Nascar, I have no idea what will happen, but this week has been monumental. I think Nascar has overreacted, but we'll see. I don't know what kind of behind the scenes pressure they were getting from sponsors and TV partners. I think they overreacted to the MWR thing and then got blind-sided by the Penske thing. To me the Penske thing is worse. Sure sounded like he was offering a bribe for track position, which is way worse than Bowyer spnning on purpose to help his teammate. At least to me.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 14, 2013 01:20 PM (ZPrif)

140 Into the barrel Sticky Wicket

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 14, 2013 01:21 PM (V1ZIU)

141 Throw that grenade in the barrel.

Posted by: fluffy at September 14, 2013 01:21 PM (z9HTb)

142 I hate to say it because they're from my era and I even saw them perform live, but the Ramones are really over-rated. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2013 01:21 PM (5H6zj)

143 Popeye's is usually good. They even have one in the Atlanta airport. At home I'd have to go into the killing fields to get Popeye's.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 05:15 PM (0axsw)

---------------------------------------------

We finally got on on the south side of OKC. It's pretty tame compared to the other two. They were like stumbling into an episode of Gangland.

Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2013 01:21 PM (3Mz5/)

144 I'm not sure if I should be worried or excited. My wife is looking at shoes on the other computer and just asked me what "cosplay" means. The shoes were $900, but I almost nodded my head while thinking about them on the ends of her beautiful legs.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at September 14, 2013 01:21 PM (Yx4EH)

145
But I don't like the barrel.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 14, 2013 01:22 PM (0IhFx)

146 Brain Drain was, I think, their last truly great record

Posted by: some Asshole at September 14, 2013 01:23 PM (s5jRy)

147 I'm just going to hang
on until XP is no longer supported, then I will pop for a new system.

Just a week ago, I was coerced into replacing my work PC. Went from XP to Windows 7. I would cheerfully beat to death whoever is responsible for Windows 7, it blows chunks.

Posted by: Peaches at September 14, 2013 01:23 PM (8lmkt)

148 Soona: I think there's a Popeye's in one of those truckstops at Morgan and I-40. I live in Mustang.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at September 14, 2013 01:23 PM (Yx4EH)

149 142 -

I'm glad you said it first, because that's my take on them too.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2013 01:24 PM (BeSEI)

150 Y-not: I denounce you too. The Ramones are as American as apple pie, baseball, and most people's mothers.

Posted by: some Asshole at September 14, 2013 01:24 PM (s5jRy)

151 there is a very sweet stupid lady that is the florist at my safeway....she has a newer bug plastered with obama stickers....i roll my eyes when i walk past it in the parking lot

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at September 14, 2013 05:09 PM (8JJ6O)

PG, you need to mess with her head. Grab a friend, and go back to the market, and wander past the florist counter in an animated conversation with your friend, "Did you hear about Belinda? She totally got lung cancer from breathing in the asbestos dust from the stickum on the back of her Obama stickers. Seems the party contracted with a printer in China to have them made...."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2013 01:25 PM (8Fl6F)

152 Soona: I think there's a Popeye's in one of those truckstops at Morgan and I-40. I live in Mustang.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at September 14, 2013 05:23 PM (Yx4EH)

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Makes sense. But that's a long way away from me.

Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2013 01:25 PM (3Mz5/)

153

I would cheerfully beat to death whoever is responsible for Windows 7, it blows chunks.

I've heard Win8 is worse. I've never used Win7 or Win8.

Posted by: Ronster at September 14, 2013 01:26 PM (AXkR7)

154 I denounce you too. The Ramones are as American as apple pie, baseball, and most people's mothers. ---- Yeah, I realize that they were an "important" band, in an historical sense, given the evolution of punk, but I still think they're over-rated. Honestly, for that sort of simple retro sounding stuff, I vastly prefer Elvis Costello. Or Sha Na Na!

Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2013 01:26 PM (5H6zj)

155 popeyes never impressed me -- the chicken is taste-less like they boil the flavor out of it the Irish like to boil the flavor out of their food too

Posted by: le soothsayier (the french version) at September 14, 2013 01:27 PM (OMGh7)

156

I hate to say it because they're from my era and I even saw them perform live, but the Ramones are really over-rated.

Oh, you didn't just type that.

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2013 01:28 PM (WLm77)

157 Part of the problem is, if you are trying to carve out a career in motorsports, you really don't want to be on Roger Penske's bad side. Nascar said they have no proof any bribe took place since the radio only had half the conversations (because Penske was the only one smart enough not to talk about this crap on an open comms line). But half the new rules they introduced today directly address any attempt to bribe or offer compensation during a race. These new rules could really change things. Or maybe not. It's hard to say at this point. If they are rigidly enforced then it reduces the benefit of multi-car teams, to a degree. The sport seemed headed to a half-dozen 3-4 car super-teams. Except for rare occasions like Kurt Busch this year, if you hope to crack the top 20 you pretty much have to get a ride with Hendrick, Roush, Gibbs, Childress, Waltrip, Penske, or Stewart-Haas. Most of the benefit of the multi-car teams is because they combine resources and hire better garage staff, engineers, tech, etc. Better people and equipment to build better cars. Smarter engineers. That won't go away. But some of the in-race cooperation will be reduced. It seems. If Nascar enforces the new rules.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 14, 2013 01:28 PM (ZPrif)

158 I would cheerfully beat to death whoever is responsible for Windows 7, it blows chunks.

Really? I love Win7. It's faster than XP (especially in 64-bit form) and internally has a lot of goodies developers like myself appreciate.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2013 01:29 PM (OevbG)

159 Next thing you know, ynot will be claiming that Graham Parker is better than Joe Jackson and Elvis Costello.

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2013 01:29 PM (WLm77)

160 Windows 7 is OK. Windows 8 blows chunks.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 01:29 PM (0axsw)

161
Sticky Wicket, thanks for your offer. I'm pretty much computer illiterate and I think the max RAM this computer will take is 1 Gig.

XP can recognize over 4 GB of memory with the patch from Microsloth. But...this mobo has no floppy disk connector, and only one IDE connector, and just 2 PCI slots. There's no AGP slot.....a lot of hardware would have to be upgraded.

But if anyone wants it, it's there.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 14, 2013 01:30 PM (0IhFx)

162

I just can't get over that crazy looking skank who wants her ratdog to EAT HER ASHES. I mean really - WTF!

Posted by: Kitsapbass at September 14, 2013 01:30 PM (v8obx)

163 Floppy Disk?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 01:32 PM (0axsw)

164 Nah, I love both Joe Jackson and Costello. Too bad Elvis is a Joo-hater, though.

Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2013 01:32 PM (5H6zj)

165 Say what you want about the Ramones, I will forgive just about anything due to that one song, "I wanna be sedated." It's teh awesome.

Posted by: Peaches at September 14, 2013 01:32 PM (8lmkt)

166 P38 = "John Wayne" in the early '80's Marine Corps.

Posted by: Charts and Darts at September 14, 2013 01:33 PM (T8l6a)

167
the Irish like to boil the flavor out of their food too

The Irish can boil the flavor out of a rock.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 14, 2013 01:33 PM (0IhFx)

168 "I wanna be sedated" IS awesome.

Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2013 01:33 PM (5H6zj)

169 Just saw a trailer for "Gravity". Anyone hear anything about it?

Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2013 01:33 PM (3Mz5/)

170 No tracking cookies somehow.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 01:33 PM (0axsw)

171
Say what you want about the Ramones, I will forgive just about anything due to that one song, "I wanna be sedated." It's teh awesome.

It is...and brb, gotta listen to this!

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 14, 2013 01:34 PM (0IhFx)

172 But, big picture, Nascar has just made fundamental changes to their sport with just a few days of thought, as a reaction to the events last Saturday and the media fallout. Typically, making big decisions in the heat of the moment without preparations like that doesn't end well. I would have rather Nascar just ate the bad PR for the rest of this season and then did some intense study to develop new rules for next season. I think there's a decent chance there will some serious unforeseen consequences of what they've done. But maybe not. Maybe they'll get lucky and they just stumbled on a perfect solution. Possible. But unlikely. it will be interesting to see what happens, though.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 14, 2013 01:34 PM (ZPrif)

173

because Penske was the only one smart enough not to talk about this crap on an open comms line.

I did sound like the Front Row team was being offered something of substantial value.

Posted by: Ronster at September 14, 2013 01:34 PM (AXkR7)

174 Win 7? Hell, I want to go back to DOS 2.11.

Posted by: Vic at September 14, 2013 01:35 PM (zZbNF)

175 @169 It's about our foreign policy and Syria.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 14, 2013 01:35 PM (JNUY4)

176 Elvis Costello has been pissing people off with his mouth for decades. Way back when, that was once considered edgy and hip. Eventually, it just becomes clear that it means you're a jerk.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2013 01:35 PM (BeSEI)

177

Yeah, Elvis is a fucking fool...

but he made about 5 great albums that you can find used, everywhere. So, no dirty Joooo money for him. At least not from this Jew.

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2013 01:35 PM (WLm77)

178 Cereal?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 01:35 PM (0axsw)

179 >>169 Just saw a trailer for "Gravity". As a mature woman, I try to avoid it.

Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2013 01:35 PM (5H6zj)

180

>>> Anyone hear anything about it?

I'm dying to not see it.

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2013 01:37 PM (WLm77)

181 I accidentally saw the New Star Trek a few years back. It was OK. I plan to skip the movies for several decades.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 01:38 PM (0axsw)

182 Y-not, I don't think I would have enjoyed an entire live concert either. They really were not all that good, technically speaking.

Posted by: Peaches at September 14, 2013 01:38 PM (8lmkt)

183 As a mature woman, I try to avoid it.

Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2013 05:35 PM (5H6zj)

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Heh. Walking on your hands nowdays?

Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2013 01:38 PM (3Mz5/)

184 177 -

I have two copies of several of his albums (original versions, and extended versions). More, if you count cassette tapes, and even some vinyl.

I'd be willing to give them all away. I'm not interested in hearing him anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2013 01:39 PM (BeSEI)

185 Didn't read the linked article, don't care if the denizens of NYC want to be buried in a pet cemetary. Seems like a waste, those dead NY'rs should go green, as in soylent.

Any post with a Ramones video is tops. Saw 'em live 3 times, twice in 1977, and again a few years later. Great band. RIP Joey, Johnny, and Dee Dee.

Posted by: jbarntt at September 14, 2013 01:40 PM (UNFot)

186 Each spot is worth at least $10k just in race winnings. I don't think Penske was offering a cash bribe. It was something the crew chief of the #38 wanted. He said they'd discussed it before. One guess I've read would be access to some test equipment or perhaps setup data. The top teams have extensive databases on car setups for every track. The crew chief of a small team would kill to have access to that data. But Logano making the Chase is estimated, by Kyle Busch, as being worth $3-$3.5M to an owner like Penske. So that one spot was worth $3M to #22 Penske and at least $10k to the #38. Huge incentive for Penske to offer a lot to get that spot.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 14, 2013 01:40 PM (ZPrif)

187 >>I don't think I would have enjoyed an entire live concert either. I only saw them do a few numbers before a showing of Rocky Horror three zillion years ago in Georgetown. I think they have their place, but just not up to the hype. My biggest band-related regret was passing up on a chance to see the Clash at an outdoor concert. In my defense, I was dating Mr Y-not at the time and rather distracted.

Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2013 01:40 PM (5H6zj)

188 psst...Purp... it's "cemeteries"
Posted by: chemjeff the whispering grammar Nazi

Oh, thank God. I had to leave so I wouldn't be that guy.

Posted by: pep at September 14, 2013 01:41 PM (6TB1Z)

189 >>Heh. Walking on your hands nowdays? I sleep on the vomit comet.

Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2013 01:41 PM (5H6zj)

190 Repurposing a musical joke from yesterday...

I found Yoko Ono's "Greatest Hits" album.

I was very disappointed that it wasn't just the sounds of people beating her with various blunt instruments.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 14, 2013 01:42 PM (JawqV)

191 I will forgive just about anything due to that one song, "I wanna be sedated." It's teh awesome.

Posted by: Peaches

Their best is Beat on the Brat.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 14, 2013 01:43 PM (i2KrQ)

192 My biggest band-related regret was when I neglected to use the backstage pass that was waiting for me at the Rolling Stones. Duh! Loser ex numero dos and my sister were there and they just didn't feel like hassling it. They were more excited about Richard Chamberlain and his kid sitting directly behind us.

fucktards

Posted by: Peaches at September 14, 2013 01:43 PM (8lmkt)

193 ynot you must not have been stoned enough.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at September 14, 2013 01:43 PM (8JJ6O)

194 187 -

A-freakin' men! Would have loved to have seen the Clash, but I hadn't really picked up on them until they were on their way out.

If I could be transported back in time though, to see one band, it would be Joy Division. Just before Ian Curtis decided to put a rope around his neck.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2013 01:44 PM (BeSEI)

195 My biggest band-related regret was when I neglected to use the backstage pass that was waiting for me at the Rolling Stones. Duh! --- Wow! That was a biggie.

Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2013 01:44 PM (5H6zj)

196 What Nascar just did though was like making some pretty big life decisions after having a crazy bad super emotional week. Usually that's bad when a person does it, also usually bad when a billion $ organization does it. But it also sometimes works out perfectly. Heat of the moment decisions usually are bad, but sometimes are genius. Sometimes catastrophically bad, too, though.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 14, 2013 01:45 PM (ZPrif)

197

So that one spot was worth $3M to #22 Penske and at least $10k to the #38. Huge incentive for Penske to offer a lot to get that spot.

Well, #38 gave up a spot so that would cost Front Row $10k?

Posted by: Ronster at September 14, 2013 01:46 PM (AXkR7)

198 Wow! That was a biggie.

Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2013 05:44 PM (5H6zj)

Yeah, my good friend was managing Prince at the time. He opened, was basically booed off the stage, iirc, then George Thoroughgood (?) and the Destroyers, who kinda sucked, then J Giles, who were great, then the Stones. I think it was some time around 1984, at the Coliseum in LA.

Posted by: Peaches at September 14, 2013 01:47 PM (8lmkt)

199 The only thing I like about Yoko Ono.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5YIJ1pZEBc

Posted by: pep at September 14, 2013 01:47 PM (6TB1Z)

200 190 -

Heh. I wrote a short story eons ago, where I managed to engage in a bit of S&M with Yoko Ono. I won't try to recreate it here, but let's just say if she had a "safe" word, I wasn't listening for it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2013 01:48 PM (BeSEI)

201 pep, unless that's her obit, I ain't clickin' it. she skeeves me out something fierce.

Posted by: Peaches at September 14, 2013 01:48 PM (8lmkt)

202 201 pep, unless that's her obit, I ain't clickin' it. she skeeves me out something fierce.

Nah, it's okay. Would I lie?

Posted by: pep at September 14, 2013 01:49 PM (6TB1Z)

203 It's just a video of some fat guy singing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 01:51 PM (0axsw)

204 I'm pissed they let Jeff Gordon in the chase. I would've liked watching him put Bowyer into the wall every week as payback.

Posted by: CDR M at September 14, 2013 01:51 PM (OJvfL)

205 You guys should do something with that pic of Putin riding a horse with Ogabe on back with his bicycle helmet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 01:54 PM (0axsw)

206

I'm pissed they let Jeff Gordon in the chase. I would've liked watching him put Bowyer into the wall every week as payback.

Heh. Can't say I wouldn't like that.

Posted by: Ronster at September 14, 2013 01:54 PM (AXkR7)

207 Well, the Aggies are self-destructing. I'm officially available for hire to root "for" any team you want to see lose this weekend.

Posted by: Y-not, jinx queen at September 14, 2013 01:54 PM (5H6zj)

208

I gave 3rd row seats to a Zappa show to a friend because I wanted to go see Ozzy and Randy Rhoads.

Probably a mistake.

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2013 01:56 PM (WLm77)

209

George Thoroughgood (?) and the Destroyers, who kinda sucked/I]

Really? I never saw a bad Thoroughgood show. Never. Saw him open for ZZ Top in MSG and he killed.

The ZZ Top show was a pale comparison. That's saying something, as I have seen a lot of good Top shows, too.

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2013 01:58 PM (WLm77)

210

and into the barrel with me.

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2013 01:59 PM (WLm77)

211 I thought ZZ-Top kinda sucked in concert.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 01:59 PM (0axsw)

212 I accidentally caught part of a Molly Hatchet concert. They were at an amusement park my high school class was visiting. Appalling.

Posted by: Y-not, jinx queen at September 14, 2013 02:01 PM (5H6zj)

213 Saturday. How will our nation be pwned but Putin today I wonder.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 14, 2013 02:01 PM (4p5/2)

214 212 Appalling. They were travelling down that road. You know. Flirtin' with disaster.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at September 14, 2013 02:02 PM (4p5/2)

215 I'm gonna walk over to the AM/PM and buy more lottery tickets. Save my seat, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at September 14, 2013 02:03 PM (8lmkt)

216 "Just saw a trailer for "Gravity". Anyone hear anything about it?"

Two hours of a couple half wits pretending they're rocket scientists while wearing space suits.
I'll pass.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 14, 2013 02:05 PM (APJIX)

217 Hope you win, Peaches!

Posted by: Y-not, jinx queen at September 14, 2013 02:05 PM (5H6zj)

218 I Vood jus like to remine you Americans this Saturday that Obama is Steel your Presidente. Zat iz all.... carry on.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at September 14, 2013 02:05 PM (jucos)

219 Evenin' all. Anyone have any experience with the Mossberg 702 Plinkster? Just bought the fake-me-out AR style 715T for $170. Just using it as a plinking gun. Should have done my research but there was only ten minutes left in the auction.

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 14, 2013 02:06 PM (NLTDQ)

220 I Vood jus like to remine you Americans this Saturday that Obama is Steel your Presidente

*facepalms*

*pads over to the vodka cabinet*

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 14, 2013 02:07 PM (d7tB2)

221

BABY I'M A KING

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rxgmBp1cnk

Posted by: The Devil Dogs at September 14, 2013 02:08 PM (WLm77)

222 Uggh. Reviews aren't making me feel good.

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 14, 2013 02:08 PM (NLTDQ)

223 The chick is gonna have her dog fed her ashes?

So she wants to become dog poop?

I don't think she's really thought this through.

I can see being buried next to a pal but becoming poop? No way.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at September 14, 2013 02:10 PM (28TG+)

224 "Should have done my research but there was only ten minutes left in the auction."

Auction fever.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 14, 2013 02:10 PM (APJIX)

225 Reviews aren't making me feel good.

There's always Val-U-Rite.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 14, 2013 02:11 PM (JawqV)

226 Finally, trans-species couples can get buried together. Now all we have to do is destroy the cis-species bigotry that won't allow these different species couples to marry!!1!

Posted by: Zoophile Rights! at September 14, 2013 02:11 PM (Vk2pI)

227 I just sent that Putin & Obama on horseback pic to Drudge.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 02:13 PM (0axsw)

228 My and button is broke. &&&&&

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 02:14 PM (0axsw)

229

speaking of pets, watched that weird "Behind the Candelabra" biopic on HBO about Liberace. It was pretty boring. He had a lot of pets, both dogs and young men. But watching Michael Douglas play Liberace was seriously creepy. Matt Damon basically played Matt Damon. I think that man licked lead paint when he was a child or something.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 14, 2013 02:15 PM (RZ8pf)

230 At 65 I know a lot about P38's, both the opener and the airplane. I have a P38 opener on my 63 Plymouth Valiant keyring. What do I tell those too young to identify either the P38 opener or the Valiant? The P38 is a remote for the Valiant. They usually ask 'How does it work?'

Posted by: EROWMER at September 14, 2013 02:16 PM (OONaw)

231 My uncle had a Plymouth Valiant. Drove it till the floor boards fell out and then some.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 02:17 PM (0axsw)

232 No way to cancel the transaction, RWC?

Posted by: Peaches at September 14, 2013 02:19 PM (8lmkt)

233 Peaches, since I saved your seat, I deserve 30%.

Posted by: Ronster at September 14, 2013 02:20 PM (AXkR7)

234 For those who don't know what we are talking about with the old C-ration boxes with the P-38 can opened to open the rats this is what one looks like. It is easy to see why they will gnaw your hand up opening cans.

http://tinyurl.com/nqwdnle

Posted by: Vic at September 14, 2013 02:21 PM (zZbNF)

235 >>> 159 Next thing you know, ynot will be claiming that Graham Parker is better than Joe Jackson and Elvis Costello. I remember the three of them from 35 years ago. Squeezing Out Sparks by Graham Parker held up the best.

Posted by: fluffy at September 14, 2013 02:21 PM (z9HTb)

236 opened= opener

Posted by: Vic at September 14, 2013 02:21 PM (zZbNF)

237 They yanked your url.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2013 02:22 PM (0axsw)

238 I away some solid reviews at Cablas. Super-reliale, light, accurate was the consensus. Main complaint was a "flimsy" feel due to a hollow synthetic stock, fixed by sticking a spare box of rounds in there to give it one weight. Nice to be able to still get decent guns in the 100-200 dollar range.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 14, 2013 02:23 PM (ZshNr)

239 Peaches, since I saved your seat, I deserve 30%.

Posted by: Ronster at September 14, 2013 06:20 PM (AXkR7)

Of course, Ronster. You now owe me a dollar.

Posted by: Peaches at September 14, 2013 02:24 PM (8lmkt)

240 Saw, Cabela's, reliable...

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 14, 2013 02:24 PM (ZshNr)

241 232 No way to cancel the transaction, RWC? Posted by: Peaches at September 14, 2013 06:19 PM (8lmkt) I think if I did I would get a shitty buyer review on GB. Some reviews are good (for what it will be used for, a fun gun.). Main problems seem to be the cheap feel and it's a PIA to break down. Worse comes to worst I will resell it. But now at least I can tell myself it will be something the nephews can start with.

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 14, 2013 02:27 PM (NLTDQ)

242 Of course, Ronster. You now owe me a dollar.

Posted by: Peaches at September 14, 2013 06:24 PM (8lmkt)

It's in the mail.

Posted by: Ronster at September 14, 2013 02:27 PM (AXkR7)

243 I went to a ramones concert on Election Day in 1992, and got to meet them all; c.jay was in a record shop, Johnny and marky were at a chili restaurant, and Joey was standing at the rear of the venue talking to two hot young girls. They were all very nice, and marky recited his line from 'rock n roll high school' when I asked him about the movie. Joey later pointed at me and my friend, gave me the thumbs up and said "let's hear it for my friends on the front row here! They came a long way to see us!" Best day ever for me.

Posted by: The drizzle at September 14, 2013 02:28 PM (ysCLj)

244

Squeezing Out Sparks by Graham Parker held up the best.

I've had them all in the collection since 1987 or so...

'Squeezing out Sparks' can't touch 'Look Sharp!' or even 'This Year's Model'. Don't get me wrong, it's a really good LP, just nowhere near as good as the aforementioned Jacson and Costello Records.

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2013 02:28 PM (WLm77)

245 There's always Val-U-Rite. Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 14, 2013 06:11 PM (JawqV) Used to be that that was the precursor to spontaneous purchases.

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 14, 2013 02:30 PM (NLTDQ)

246 That's awesome, drizzle! What a great memory to have.

Posted by: Peaches at September 14, 2013 02:30 PM (8lmkt)

247 "Had one on my key-chain until a couple of years ago. Lost it somehow. Sad. It was from my time in Vietnam.

Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2013 05:04 PM (3Mz5/)"

I did that for a while but it always used to tear up the cloth in my pants pockets, leaving a hole that all my change would fall through. Now I carry a Swiss Army Knife and it has a handy can opener which works even better.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at September 14, 2013 02:31 PM (31Nrp)

248 Posted by: Lincolntf at September 14, 2013 06:23 PM (ZshNr) And I think somemof the reviewers were thinking it would be an AR platform in .22. Ehh, I'm happy. Of course, now the hunt for a good .22lr ammo deal begins.

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 14, 2013 02:31 PM (NLTDQ)

249 Btw: any fan of the ramones needs to listen to the band 'the misfits'. Same tempo, but lyrical content consisting of 1950's horror movies and such. I rate them and social distortion right up with the ramones.

Posted by: The drizzle at September 14, 2013 02:33 PM (ysCLj)

250 Peaches, I've loved the ramones since I was 12. Sadly, I took a camera with me that day, but I left it in the car and was too fanboy stars truck to run and get it, so no pics! Johnny gave me a guitar pic and they all signed my ticket stub, but in the long years since I've lost them. I grieve every day over it. I can play certain ramones songs for anybody Nd they will inevitable smile and say how great the song is. 'Whats your game', 'listen to my heart', 'I want you around' and 'she's the one' always bring smiles to anyone that heats them. Just great, great music. Anyone who claims the ramones are "overrated" or "suck" are literal pieces of soulless shit. Lol.

Posted by: The drizzle at September 14, 2013 02:38 PM (ysCLj)

251 {{{{drizzle}}}} bless your heart, darlin'

Posted by: Peaches at September 14, 2013 02:40 PM (8lmkt)

252 P-38 Vic, that is also called a John Wayne?

Posted by: t-dubya-d at September 14, 2013 02:41 PM (u6lBN)

253 252 P-38 Vic, that is also called a John Wayne?

Posted by: t-dubya-d at September 14, 2013 06:41 PM (u6lBN)

Yeah, as I recall there were several other names for it too but I can't remember them offhand.

Posted by: Vic at September 14, 2013 02:44 PM (zZbNF)

254 Cool. My memory is not as bad as I thought.

Posted by: t-dubya-d at September 14, 2013 02:50 PM (u6lBN)

255 Sarah Jessica Parker hardest hit.