February 27, 2013
— JohnE. From the Hollywood Reporter.
DreamWorks Animation CEO Jeffrey Katzenberg said Tuesday that layoffs already have begun and that 350 of the studio’s 2,200 employees will have been let go by year’s end.Interesting choice of words. Going FORWARD!“These things are very, very difficult to do,” Katzenberg told The Hollywood Reporter. “I would say it’s the hardest thing I’ve had to do since we started DreamWorks. We’ve never had to lay anybody off. It was against our culture. But it’s the right thing for us today, and it makes DWA strong going forward.”
And then, of course, there's this:
Last August, DreamWorks Animation announced plans to develop a $3.1 billion cultural and entertainment district in Shanghai, in conjunction with a group of Chinese partners – complete with theaters, performance halls, restaurants, shops and an entertainment center decked out with a “Kung Fu Panda” theme. The projects has been billed rivaling New York’s Broadway and London’s West End.
...
That source also said the potential forthcoming U.S. job losses could be linked to DreamWorks AnimationÂ’s growing developments in China.
Recognize the name Jeffery Katzenberg? He was Obama's largest bundler and he also personally donated $1 million (along with Steven Spielberg) to Obama's super PAC Priorities USA.
This would probably be a bigger story, but Mitt Romney Jeep Italians China something something.
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Posted by: Cindy Munford at February 27, 2013 06:26 AM (6MiMG)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at February 27, 2013 06:27 AM (niW49)
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 27, 2013 06:30 AM (m2IdD)
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Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2013 06:30 AM (+iA5G)
Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 06:31 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 27, 2013 06:31 AM (+z4pE)
I wonder how many Chinese are turned off by the idea of Kung Fu Panda being the theme of their new entertainment districtÉ
We mildly approve of this message.
Posted by: Quebec Language Police at February 27, 2013 06:31 AM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 06:32 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at February 27, 2013 06:32 AM (AWmfW)
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 27, 2013 06:32 AM (UZQM8)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at February 27, 2013 06:32 AM (UrENZ)
Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 06:32 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Waldo Truth at February 27, 2013 06:32 AM (XjfiS)
Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 06:33 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: rockmom at February 27, 2013 06:33 AM (Ea7Up)
Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2013 06:33 AM (pZDxu)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 27, 2013 06:34 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2013 06:34 AM (WM+rJ)
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 27, 2013 06:34 AM (bb5+k)
DWA just needs to buy two lottery tickets.
Ka-ching, rollin' in the payroll cash
Posted by: Joe Biden..sooper-genus at February 27, 2013 06:34 AM (coJww)
Well, I can dream about it, anyway.
Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2013 06:35 AM (+iA5G)
Posted by: Waldo Truth at February 27, 2013 06:36 AM (XjfiS)
Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Ampersandsaurus at February 27, 2013 06:36 AM (GBXon)
Maybe they could go to Paris and build a Pepe le Pew theme park
Welcome to Speedy Gonzalez World in Mexico City
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 06:36 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at February 27, 2013 06:37 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at February 27, 2013 06:37 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Progress Kentucky at February 27, 2013 06:37 AM (bAGA/)
Posted by: Progress Kentucky at February 27, 2013 06:37 AM (bAGA/)
DreamWorks Animation reported an $82.7 million loss in the fourth quarter after taking an $87 million write-down related to the flop “Rise of the Guardians,” Brooks Barnes reports. DreamWorks shares dropped 1.3 percent in regular trading and less than 1 percent in after-hours trading. Jeffrey Katzenberg, the company’s chief executive, said there would be layoffs of around 350 of the company’s 2,000 employees.
http://goo.gl/naczk
Posted by: Waldo Truth at February 27, 2013 10:36 AM (XjfiS)
--Yeah, Rise of the Guardians did sound lame. I also kept getting it mixed up with that CGI movie with the owls.
Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2013 06:37 AM (+iA5G)
DreamWorks Animation reported an $82.7 million loss in the fourth quarter after taking an $87 million write-down related to the flop “Rise of the Guardians,” Brooks Barnes reports. DreamWorks shares dropped 1.3 percent in regular trading and less than 1 percent in after-hours trading. Jeffrey Katzenberg, the company’s chief executive, said there would be layoffs of around 350 of the company’s 2,000 employees.
http://goo.gl/naczk
Posted by: Waldo Truth at February 27, 2013 10:36 AM (XjfiS)
--Yeah, Rise of the Guardians did sound lame. I also kept getting it mixed up with that CGI movie with the owls.
Posted by: logprof at February 27, 2013 06:37 AM (+iA5G)
<<<yaaawwwwwnnn>>>
Good morning wingers...... anything new????
Didja see that Michelle announced "Best Picture" at the Oscars??
Posted by: THE M.F.M at February 27, 2013 06:37 AM (nELVU)
<<<yaaawwwwwnnn>>>
Good morning wingers...... anything new????
Didja see that Michelle announced "Best Picture" at the Oscars??
Posted by: THE M.F.M at February 27, 2013 06:37 AM (nELVU)
“These things are very, very difficult to do,” Katzenberg told The Hollywood Reporter. “I would say it’s the hardest thing I’ve had to do since we started DreamWorks.
Mr. Katzenberg then sat down to usual breakfast: a big bowl of money and a side order of wheat toast.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 27, 2013 06:37 AM (kdS6q)
“These things are very, very difficult to do,” Katzenberg told The Hollywood Reporter. “I would say it’s the hardest thing I’ve had to do since we started DreamWorks.
Mr. Katzenberg then sat down to usual breakfast: a big bowl of money and a side order of wheat toast.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 27, 2013 06:37 AM (kdS6q)
Get your job shipped overseas.
When you absolutely, positively have to be funemployed by tomorrow.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 27, 2013 06:37 AM (+z4pE)
Get your job shipped overseas.
When you absolutely, positively have to be funemployed by tomorrow.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 27, 2013 06:37 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: DangerGirl - Stop this thing, I want off at February 27, 2013 06:37 AM (EYfcP)
Posted by: DangerGirl - Stop this thing, I want off at February 27, 2013 06:37 AM (EYfcP)
What you're describing is a computer-generated Seth Rogen
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 06:38 AM (8sCoq)
What you're describing is a computer-generated Seth Rogen
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 06:38 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: RioBravo at February 27, 2013 06:38 AM (eEfYn)
Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Ampersandsaurus at February 27, 2013 06:38 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: RioBravo at February 27, 2013 06:38 AM (eEfYn)
Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Ampersandsaurus at February 27, 2013 06:38 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: EC at February 27, 2013 06:39 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: EC at February 27, 2013 06:39 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: ette at February 27, 2013 06:39 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Waldo Truth at February 27, 2013 06:39 AM (XjfiS)
Hells yeah. The sooner this motherfucker collapses the sooner we get to rebuild it.
Posted by: DanInMN at February 27, 2013 06:40 AM (XqeyF)
Posted by: zsasz at February 27, 2013 06:40 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 27, 2013 06:40 AM (HDgX3)
Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2013 06:40 AM (pZDxu)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2013 06:40 AM (wbmaj)
I get it at the Food Court every time Barack and I go to the Mall to get shotgun shells.
Almost lost an eye to the chop stick though.
Posted by: Joe Biden..sooper-genus at February 27, 2013 06:41 AM (coJww)
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2013 06:42 AM (aKkNH)
nice work !
hope everyone continues to enjoy the unicorns for 4 more years .
Posted by: ette at February 27, 2013 06:43 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Uninformed Voter at February 27, 2013 06:43 AM (71LDo)
http://tinyurl.com/ahcc3u7
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 27, 2013 06:44 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: zsasz at February 27, 2013 06:45 AM (MMC8r)
http://tinyurl.com/ahcc3u7
_________
Let's be real. The GOP hasn't put up any opposition to Obama since he was elected.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 27, 2013 06:46 AM (HDgX3)
We have that covered too. Humans are soooo yesterday.
Posted by: Stephen Hawking's Voice Thingie awaiting the Singularity at February 27, 2013 06:46 AM (71LDo)
Posted by: zsasz at February 27, 2013 06:47 AM (MMC8r)
, Republicans are now proposing that Congress surrender an important piece of its Constitutional “power of the purse” for the last seven months of this fiscal year.
As proposed, lawmakers would retain the power to overturn the presidentÂ’s spending plan by March 22, but only under a resolution of disapproval that would demand two-thirds majorities in both the House and Senate to prevail over an Obama veto.
The proposal would require — like the sequester — that no more than $42.6 billion of the cuts come at the expense of defense programs.
Posted by: ette at February 27, 2013 06:47 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 27, 2013 06:47 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: zsasz at February 27, 2013 06:48 AM (MMC8r)
Sarah Palin says America will eventually default on its debt and claims that the federal government is “stockpiling bullets in case of civil unrest” to prepare.
“If we are going to wet our proverbial pants over 0.3% in annual spending cuts when we’re running up trillion dollar annual deficits, then we’re done. Put a fork in us. We’re finished. We’re going to default eventually and that’s why the feds are stockpiling bullets in case of civil unrest,” Palin wrote in a Facebook messag
Posted by: ette at February 27, 2013 06:48 AM (nqBYe)
WARNING: Do not install the new Kindle-for-iOS app. It’s got serious problems. “Amazon yesterday updated its Kindle for iOS app, which works across iPhone, iPad and iPod touch, to version 3.6.1. The update was meant to fix a few bugs as well as the registration process. Instead, that update seems to be wreaking havoc on bookworm-style iThing owners who watched as their Amazon digital libraries and saved settings were erased before their eyes.”
@ insty
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 06:48 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 27, 2013 06:49 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2013 06:49 AM (FcR7P)
Shame on you.
*sigh*
So you didn't click on it?
Trust me...you'll want to.
Posted by: EC at February 27, 2013 06:50 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2013 06:50 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: GOP leadership at February 27, 2013 06:51 AM (MMC8r)
"Republicans are now proposing that Congress surrender an important
piece of its Constitutional “power of the purse"
What. The. Fuck?
Posted by: Jaws at February 27, 2013 06:51 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 06:51 AM (qyv02)
You left out your /sarc tag
Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 27, 2013 06:51 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: matt foley at February 27, 2013 06:51 AM (X69df)
Posted by: Let Hollywood Burn at February 27, 2013 06:52 AM (XmSXx)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 27, 2013 06:52 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: blaster at February 27, 2013 10:40 AM (pZDxu)
I'm not at all sure sure that Canada is a non-union environment for the movie industry. Overall, we have the union disease more than you guys, but unions are on the wane in the private sector, at least. What probably brings the industry to Canada is tax money handed by government in the form of "incentives", the rationale for which is that they are "creating jobs". Which they are, if all you want is a temporary or part-time "job" that goes away when the production is done, or the incentives expire.
For someone who is NOT in the movie industry, the movie (and TV show) making business is a righteous PITA. Peckerheads block off streets, clog them with endless lines of production trailers, etc. The sheer sense of entitlement that these twits hold is mind-boggling. Eff 'em all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2013 06:52 AM (29+x5)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2013 06:52 AM (wbmaj)
I heard that Romney wants to force rape victims to give birth because they have magic chemicals to prevent pregancy. Or something. Anyway, Forward!
Posted by: Really really low information voter at February 27, 2013 06:53 AM (YmPwQ)
JPMorgan Chase expects to slash 19,000 jobs in its mortgage and community banking businesses.
msnmoney@
Posted by: ette at February 27, 2013 06:53 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: ejo at February 27, 2013 06:53 AM (GXvSO)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2013 06:53 AM (1Jaio)
"Republicans are now proposing that Congress surrender an important
piece of its Constitutional “power of the purse"
What. The. Fuck?
Posted by: Jaws
Well, the Republicans already gave Obama the ability to raise the debt ceiling to whatever level he wants, so why not let him just spend the money how he wants too?
Seems fair.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 27, 2013 06:54 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 27, 2013 06:54 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Progress Kentucky
You gotta say it right. 3 syllables: OR-NA-MEN-TALS.
Where's my wife's shotgun?
Posted by: VP Joe Biden at February 27, 2013 06:54 AM (/izg2)
See where all you hate gets you, you hating haters that hate?
Posted by: RoyalOil at February 27, 2013 06:54 AM (VjL9S)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2013 06:55 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Libtard Nation at February 27, 2013 06:55 AM (VndSC)
http://tinyurl.com/ahcc3u7
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 27, 2013 10:44 AM (da5Wo)
Refusal to demand an inquiry of Obama's natural born citizen status demonstrated this four years ago. If you don't care about constitutional requirements, one is as unimportant as the other.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 27, 2013 06:56 AM (bb5+k)
“If we are going to wet our proverbial
pants over 0.3% in annual spending cuts when weÂ’re running up trillion
dollar annual deficits, then weÂ’re done. Put a fork in us. WeÂ’re
finished. WeÂ’re going to default eventually and thatÂ’s why the feds are
stockpiling bullets in case of civil unrest,”
Yeah, but she's a quitter so her correct assessmant is invalid.
Commence the Burnening. Bring it before I get too old.
Posted by: Jaws at February 27, 2013 06:56 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 27, 2013 06:57 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: President Greedy at February 27, 2013 06:57 AM (WCe8r)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 06:57 AM (qyv02)
*doffs hat*
Ok, now I have another link for you to click on....
Posted by: EC at February 27, 2013 06:57 AM (GQ8sn)
Commence the Burnening. Bring it before I get too old.
Posted by: Jaws at February 27, 2013 10:56 AM (4I3Uo)
Can I say I am actually flumoxed at her actually saying that out loud?
Posted by: ette at February 27, 2013 06:58 AM (nqBYe)
JPMorgan Chase expects to slash 19,000 jobs in its mortgage and community banking businesses.
Posted by: ette
How odd. All the other stories this morning were about how dandy the January home sales numbers were and how we've turned the corner and real estate can only go up and buy now or get priced out of the market and......
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 27, 2013 06:58 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Waldo Truth at February 27, 2013 06:58 AM (XjfiS)
And when a bank or another company lays people off the left screams about the CEO giving himself a huge bonus for letting people go. Let's hear the hysterics from the left over this. How about an Occupy Hollywood movement?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2013 06:59 AM (1Jaio)
When the history of the former United States is written, Bitch McConnell, John Boner, Juan McCain, Rich Lowry and Ed "Poppin' Fresh" Morrissey will share the blame for its demise along with Choom Boy.
The Republican Party will receive the Vidkun Quisling Award for Conspicuous Patriotism.
Posted by: MrScribbler at February 27, 2013 06:59 AM (cFhY4)
Posted by: matt foley at February 27, 2013 10:51 AM (X69df)
I personally think that the Americans who are in control of media production are a greater threat to this nation than would be Chinese Communists in control of media production.
I would rather have communist Chinese stealing the profits from American propaganda companies. At least the Chinese are evolving towards capitalism.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 27, 2013 07:00 AM (bb5+k)
"Can I say I am actually flumoxed at her actually saying that out loud?"
Somebody (with a sizeable megaphone) has to.
Posted by: Jaws at February 27, 2013 07:01 AM (4I3Uo)
oligarchy ol·i·gar·chy {olli gar kee}
1. small governing group: a small group of people who together govern a nation or control an organization, often for their own purposes.
plutocracy plu·toc·ra·cy {ploo tok ra see}
1. governance by wealthy: the rule of a society by its wealthiest people
boned boned {boned}
1. action upon a citizen by a oligarchy or plutocracy in which citizen wealth is stolen followed by insertion of a hot poker in a dark personal place whereupon the light rays from our local star do not reach.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2013 07:01 AM (p/cQy)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 27, 2013 10:58 AM (kdS6q)
I think it was said these specific jobs were related to handling all the forclosures..
but that might have been another thing i read this a.m.
so we hit the end of massive forclosures ?
also unlikely.
Posted by: ette at February 27, 2013 07:01 AM (nqBYe)
As for the animators themselves, I have a suspicion that the vast majority voted for TFG, so...
Fucketh them, too.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 27, 2013 07:01 AM (wtvvX)
>>>Well, it's official. The Constitution is no longer the controlling
authority in this country. Senate Repubs about to just give up.
*yawn* We already knew that. Anyone who thought otherwise was mislead.
Posted by: Bigby's Other Hand at February 27, 2013 07:02 AM (3ZtZW)
cheaper. "
For someone who is NOT in the movie industry, the movie (and TV show) making business is a righteous PITA. Peckerheads block off streets, clog them with endless lines of production trailers, etc. The sheer sense of entitlement that these twits hold is mind-boggling. Eff 'em all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2013 10:52 AM (29+x5)
They are also shooting movies in Right To Work Oklahoma. Last fall they were shooting "August Osage County" in Barnsdall, OK and they wanted to moved the working oil well from one end of the main street to the other end because it was more cinematic. They did not move the real well, just built a fake and screened the real oil well out with a green screen. They were honestly confused as to why the real oil well could not be easily moved.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 27, 2013 07:03 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 07:03 AM (w0StH)
Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 27, 2013 07:04 AM (XjfiS)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 27, 2013 07:05 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Jeffery Katzenberg at February 27, 2013 07:05 AM (oKH8p)
I find this
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ant9ue8
With Palin, Ryan, etc?
I need to think about this one.
Posted by: Joe Biden..sooper-genus at February 27, 2013 07:05 AM (coJww)
"Well, it's official. The Constitution is no longer the controlling authority in this country. Senate Repubs about to just give up."
"*yawn* We already knew that. Anyone who thought otherwise was mislead."
Rule by Intimidation and Brute Force - YAY!!! I can't possibly see a downside!
Posted by: Jaws at February 27, 2013 07:05 AM (4I3Uo)
They were honestly confused as to why the real oil well could not be easily moved.
Golly, it's almost as if these Hollywierd types can't tell the difference between what's fake and what's real.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 27, 2013 07:06 AM (+z4pE)
Booze?
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 27, 2013 11:05 AM (VtjlW)
It's 11am.........so we can go with tequila shots, right?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 27, 2013 07:06 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at February 27, 2013 07:06 AM (UU0OF)
Can I say I am actually flumoxed at her actually saying that out loud?
Posted by: ette at February 27, 2013 10:58 AM (nqBYe)
It's sharp, but no one can deny it , why else would they buy ammo?
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at February 27, 2013 07:06 AM (AWmfW)
"This year take your funemployment staycation in UnicornLand. The whole family will hate it.
Stay in the fabulous YourHouse Hotel. Eat at the luxurious Rice' n ' Beans Restaurant.
Take a trip on the thrilling Make the Rent AND pay the Power Bill Magical mystery Safari."
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2013 07:06 AM (KXm42)
The studios go around the states and get tax deals from eager legislators. I'm sure they donate to his or her campaign later too. Then they set up shop in RTW states like Louisiana. Then they go to China because even that is too expensive! Further, the government subsidizes the studios by allowing them to pay employees as independent contractors too and then giving them unemployment during their frequent layoffs.
I think it's about time for all the liberals I know in Hollywood to wake up. They will have lots of time to think about it when they are sitting home unemployed.
Posted by: PJ at February 27, 2013 07:07 AM (ZWaLo)
I would rather have communist Chinese stealing the profits from American propaganda companies. At least the Chinese are evolving towards capitalism.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 27, 2013 11:00 AM (bb5+k)
My former neighbor is a college biochemistry prof and used to have barbeques where he'd invite his students including a lot of Chinese. They were extremely westernized and frankly I'd trust them a lot more than any fucking donk and most of the Repukes.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 27, 2013 07:07 AM (7gaSu)
Booze?
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 27, 2013 11:05 AM (VtjlW)
fgs, I guess I'm game. Who would have thought this shit would happen in Our lifetimes!
i feel exhausted already.
Posted by: ette at February 27, 2013 07:08 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Komissar Vladimir at February 27, 2013 07:08 AM (sBegS)
Posted by: Ernst Hollings at February 27, 2013 07:08 AM (e8kgV)
I'm not a Hopey Changey Tard like Obama voters.
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at February 27, 2013 07:08 AM (xAtAj)
One of my kids was watching some shitty animated movie called "The Reef" or something like that, and I noticed the quality was extra shitty. I found out why when the credits started to roll, all the names were Chinese except the voice talent (Can't outsource Freddie Prinz Jr.).
I laugh because this is what you artsy fuckers in Hollywood get for laughing at us while the rest of the country burns.
Posted by: Jollyroger at February 27, 2013 07:09 AM (t06LC)
Posted by: ette at February 27, 2013 11:04 AM (nqBYe)
Barry Le Roi: L'etat c'est moi.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2013 07:10 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 27, 2013 07:10 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 27, 2013 07:10 AM (ADnWI)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2013 07:11 AM (coJww)
Posted by: RWC at February 27, 2013 07:11 AM (fWAjv)
He was modeled after Maurice Chevalier."
But I still rule the ladies!
Posted by: Speedy Gonzalez at February 27, 2013 07:12 AM (71LDo)
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 27, 2013 11:07 AM (7gaSu)
Agreed. The Trends in China are away from socialism. Those people have lived it, and have a better understanding of what is wrong with it than do Liberal Hollywood types.
Anything which deprives the Hollywood left of money is a benefit to the nation in my opinion.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at February 27, 2013 07:12 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: gigg at February 27, 2013 07:12 AM (41VCE)
Posted by: ette at February 27, 2013 07:13 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at February 27, 2013 07:13 AM (B6nJ8)
Let me just check my patented AoS Give-A-Shit Meter on this story. . .
*tap tap tap*
*shake meter*
*taptaptaptaptap*
Nope. Still stuck at zero. Have fun selling your bone marrow to pay your bills, you Obama-fellating hacks. Funemployment!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 27, 2013 07:13 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2013 07:14 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 27, 2013 07:14 AM (VtjlW)
Haircut Sheamus Mormon underwear Birther granny cliff
Unprecedented first black lets move healthcare gay
Posted by: Truman North at February 27, 2013 10:32 AM (I2LwF)
Congratulations. You've just invented liberal dada.
Posted by: troyriser at February 27, 2013 07:15 AM (vtiE6)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 07:15 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at February 27, 2013 07:15 AM (21TJo)
I still think Carson needs to do something organization-wise before thinking about President.
I'm not a Hopey Changey Tard like Obama voters.
Maybe this is a first step. Sticking a toe in the water, if you will.
I like what I hear from him so far. And berating TFG while he's two seats down shows cojones, which we sorely need.
OTOH, I'm trying to temper my enthusiasm after this last election. I have no doubt that if he starts to gain any kind of political traction, his dog will die under mysterious circumstances.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 27, 2013 07:15 AM (+z4pE)
>>>Rule by Intimidation and Brute Force - YAY!!! I can't possibly see a downside!
As long as you know what the rules are, now you can start playing.
Posted by: Bigby's Other Hand at February 27, 2013 07:15 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Jay and Silent Bob at February 27, 2013 07:15 AM (w0StH)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2013 07:16 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: RWC at February 27, 2013 07:17 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 27, 2013 07:17 AM (Dll6b)
Posted by: China at February 27, 2013 07:17 AM (3ZtZW)
Ha ha!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 27, 2013 10:49 AM (kdS6q)
Pfft. IATSE's nothing but a Mafia front, anyway. Google the name "Willie Bioff."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 27, 2013 07:18 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 27, 2013 07:18 AM (+z4pE)
Carson is just another racist, gun-toting, Tea Party psyshotard.
Posted by: MSM Battlespace Prep Battalion at February 27, 2013 07:18 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: RWC at February 27, 2013 11:11 AM (fWAjv)
Profits? I thought profits were evil in Barry's "fairer" America. Oh that's right, his cronies are exempt from the rules that govern the rest of us
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2013 07:18 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Rich Fader at February 27, 2013 07:18 AM (2Zrwv)
Posted by: cajun carrot at February 27, 2013 07:18 AM (UZQM8)
I'm not a Hopey Changey Tard like Obama voters.
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at February 27, 2013 11:08 AM (xAtAj)
He did post this on his FB page yesterday.....appears he has a 'team'.
Welcome to Dr. Carson's OFFICIAL facebook page. Updates will be from Dr. Carson and his team. Official twitter page is, @realbencarson. We look forward to hearing from you! -Team BC
Posted by: Tami[/i] at February 27, 2013 07:18 AM (X6akg)
The Sequester is coming !!
The Sequester is coming !!
The Sequester is coming !!
One if by land, Two if by sea, Three if there's just too mush bullshit for thee !!
Posted by: Paul Revere at February 27, 2013 07:19 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: RWC at February 27, 2013 07:19 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: rumningrn at February 27, 2013 07:19 AM (Ag5D2)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 27, 2013 07:19 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Bawney Fwank want to be your plummah at February 27, 2013 07:21 AM (ku7mz)
Posted by: alexthechick - Chaotic Evil Hobbit. at February 27, 2013 07:21 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: rumningrn at February 27, 2013 07:21 AM (Ag5D2)
Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Ampersandsaurus at February 27, 2013 07:21 AM (GBXon)
That's probably next. What will we do if the Army can't buy electric golf carts, and the Navy has to stop buying biofuels?! These are the tough choices the President is faced with if the GOP gives him the authority to make cuts as he sees fit. Really, it's like trying to decide which of your children to save from a house fire. The leadership on that guy is awesome. He is the Tony Romo of Presidents.
Posted by: no good deed at February 27, 2013 07:22 AM (mjR67)
Posted by: Rosie at February 27, 2013 07:24 AM (a2g8z)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 27, 2013 07:24 AM (kXoT0)
I really need one of them. Increasingly, it is harder and harder to care about other's piddling problems.
Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 27, 2013 07:25 AM (71LDo)
Posted by: MJ at February 27, 2013 07:25 AM (vl5mg)
I think California ought to increase their state tax to 85% on anyone earning more than 500,000. And also increase their minimum wage to 15.00 / hr. Also should approve requirement for same sex couple benefits on all businesses, approve euthanisia and partial birth abortions. Ban all oil , gas drilling or refining or pipelines. Remove all dams and prevent irrigation where any listed endangered species may live. They should grant all illegal immigrants full California citizenship including drivers licenses and medicaid benefits or any services where proof of citizenship was previously required. They should legalize all drugs and outlaw ownership or sale of any gun or weapon. They should require a license to smoke, own a pet, ride a four wheeler, buy salt or any other thing the state feels needs state oversight.
They want a liberal utopia. Lets them have it.
Posted by: polynikes at February 27, 2013 07:26 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 27, 2013 07:26 AM (kXoT0)
His comment - "I want to move to America."
Hope he has a time machine because a motorcycle can't get him there.
Posted by: Jaws at February 27, 2013 07:27 AM (4I3Uo)
That would be a great name for a band, My Queen."
That's good but I've already started a jail band called "Smoldering Remains" in salute to the cop-killer in LA.
Posted by: That Mumia Fellow at February 27, 2013 07:27 AM (71LDo)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 27, 2013 07:28 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 27, 2013 07:28 AM (J/n6m)
Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2013 07:29 AM (B/VB5)
Posted by: Bigby's Old China Hand at February 27, 2013 07:29 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2013 07:29 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 07:30 AM (qyv02)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 27, 2013 11:28 AM (J/n6m)
you know she previously said,'Raptor not Rapture' right?
Posted by: ette at February 27, 2013 07:30 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2013 07:30 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 07:31 AM (qyv02)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at February 27, 2013 07:32 AM (qwK3S)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 27, 2013 07:33 AM (J/n6m)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 07:33 AM (qyv02)
Posted by: Rich Fader at February 27, 2013 11:18 AM (2Zrwv)
I knew Jean Hersholt. Jean Hersholt was a friend of mine. Jeffrey Katzenberg isn't fit to carry Hersholt's skidmarked shorts.
Posted by: Irving Thalberg at February 27, 2013 07:34 AM (zF6Iw)
stupid white liberals- always think they know better
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 07:34 AM (8sCoq)
It's so completely non-intuitive. It non-Apple.
I'm glad I'm dead, because this would have killed me.
Posted by: Steve Jobs at February 27, 2013 07:34 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 27, 2013 11:33 AM (J/n6m)
I'll never really understand men.
Posted by: ette at February 27, 2013 07:34 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: The littl shyning man at February 27, 2013 07:34 AM (jXiyQ)
Sing Along With Mitch McConnell announces re-naming of Republican Party to the Cocktail Party. Headquarters to be opened in Georgetown. The First Lady will attend. Bottoms up! News at 11.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2013 07:35 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: ette at February 27, 2013 11:34 AM (nqBYe)
That's because all your parts are inside and all our parts are outside.
It changes the perspective.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 07:36 AM (qyv02)
It's so completely non-intuitive. It non-Apple.
I knew my refusal to ever update the original installation was a good call
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 07:36 AM (8sCoq)
That means you're trying to make the explanations complicated.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 07:37 AM (81UWZ)
Posted by: Clemenza at February 27, 2013 07:37 AM (Snhap)
Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 27, 2013 07:38 AM (XjfiS)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 11:37 AM (81UWZ)
Think simple.
Then think simpler.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 07:38 AM (qyv02)
Posted by: Invictus at February 27, 2013 07:39 AM (OQpzc)
Posted by: JohnE. at February 27, 2013 07:39 AM (nRTou)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 27, 2013 11:37 AM (81UWZ)
does it go like this: sex, food, money, boomsticks?
Posted by: ette at February 27, 2013 07:39 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2013 07:39 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2013 07:39 AM (FcR7P)
'Er, raises hand and diffidently inquires, "Breasts? Inside?"
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 27, 2013 07:41 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2013 07:42 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 27, 2013 07:42 AM (XjfiS)
Hope he has a time machine because a motorcycle can't get him there.
Posted by: Jaws at February 27, 2013 11:27 AM (4I3Uo)
From NY, the South looks an awful lot like America to us.
Posted by: real joe at February 27, 2013 07:43 AM (a2g8z)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2013 07:43 AM (wbmaj)
Remember José Jiménez, the first Mexican astronaut? Now people say it was offensive. But I heard a clip recently and it was as funny now as it was then.
Bill Dana.
Then there was the comedian who drew the moustache on his thumb and would do the mexican accent. So right? So, right!
Senor Wences.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 27, 2013 07:43 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: ette at February 27, 2013 11:34 AM (nqBYe)
I'll pull back the curtain just once, because you're new. The key to understanding men is this: just give us what we want, and we'll do everything in our power to lay the world at your feet.
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 07:44 AM (8sCoq)
And they're technically not on the outside.
Look, you know what I mean. Don't be obtuse. Or acute.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 07:44 AM (qyv02)
My maid, who is a er, democrat, confirmed that all the folks in this "fashion show" were the ghey Blacks.
One guy gets a axe and starts after another one. 2:10
We should ban axes.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at February 27, 2013 07:44 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Bigby's Old China Hand at February 27, 2013 11:29 AM (3ZtZW)
I don't know (wringing hands) that might scare off some voters. Making money is so capitalistic and unfair. Think of all of the lay abouts who just want to collect a check from Uncle Sugar
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2013 07:44 AM (1Jaio)
Berlusconi, famous for doing teenage hookers, made a Big Comeback and with the blogger / comedian controls the Senate.
bread and circuses !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gladiators ! Euro-death !!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: DOA in Scrambletown, FLA at February 27, 2013 07:44 AM (Dll6b)
I work in an industry which makes extensive use of chinese Nationals. Yes they are westernized, having completed their education in our universities, but IMO for many the first loyalty is to China. I personally know several who have worked here for years, then packed up and moved back to China to work for start-ups in direct competition with their former employers. NDAs and non-competes are not enforced over there. Anyone returning with overseas experience is a fucking national hero. They can practically write their own ticket.
In my annual security briefing, the last two years have emphasized industrial espionage as the number 1 threat, with china being the most frequently implicated.
I agree, I hope Hollywood gets everything it deserves. But our technology base is threatened by hiring Chinese Nationals.
Posted by: Rule #2 at February 27, 2013 07:44 AM (CypDC)
It is Pool Beers here in Mexifornia, this Friday Temps near 90F
I knew you needed that..
Posted by: Clemenza at February 27, 2013 07:45 AM (Snhap)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 11:44 AM (8sCoq)
not new, just minimizing myself.
Posted by: willow-ette at February 27, 2013 07:45 AM (nqBYe)
Rand's vote doesn't bother me. He voted against cloture.
Now, in the future, he can play the in sorrow, not anger card when Hagel steps on his own dick. "Don't look at me. This is the guy Obama chose." The traitors on cloture are the usual suspects.
Posted by: Invictus at February 27, 2013 07:45 AM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Ampersandsaurus at February 27, 2013 07:45 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2013 11:42 AM (wbmaj)
maybe that's why he's got a different slant on things?
I denounce myself. (low hanging fruit. I couldn't resist.)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 07:45 AM (qyv02)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2013 07:45 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2013 07:45 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2013 07:46 AM (wbmaj)
Look, you know what I mean. Don't be obtuse. Or acute.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 11:44 AM (qyv02)
OK, what is your angle? Yeah, they are on the outside, on the outside of the rib cage to be exact. They are also secondary sexual organs, not just sex objects of worship.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 27, 2013 07:46 AM (kXoT0)
If you can't understand men, you're not trying very hard. We really are quite simple in comparison.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 27, 2013 07:47 AM (0q2P7)
1. Show up nekkid.
2. Bring beer.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2013 11:45 AM (GFM2b)
That is so not true. The beer is not required.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 27, 2013 07:48 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Rule #2 at February 27, 2013 11:44 AM (CypDC)
____________
Nobody gives a fuck about that. If you can hire a Chinese national for $30/hr instead of an American for $50/hr, that's what matters. Never mind if your company will be out of business in 5 years after they steal all your intellectual property. What matters is next quarter's profit. That's how US managers think.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 27, 2013 07:48 AM (HDgX3)
You're over thinking this.
see 222
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 07:49 AM (qyv02)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 27, 2013 11:45 AM (nqBYe)
my bad- some poster using some form of ette or elle said she was new to the blog
don't mind me- I was born in black n white
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 07:49 AM (8sCoq)
We really ARE simple creatures.
1. Show up nekkid.
2. Bring beer.
That's about it. You can bring bacon wrapped Filet Mignon for real bonus points.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 27, 2013 07:49 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 07:50 AM (8sCoq)
#255 I got it wrong-I fucking showed up naked and with beer---I got nailed on one of those Dateline shows and I'm still on probation.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at February 27, 2013 07:50 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2013 07:52 AM (jE38p)
Good for you.
You know what I've determined after a few years of working with a few Chinese Nationals in a lab: Many of them lie.
(Yeah I know racist, blah blah blah.)
I dunno what it is, my engineering friends don't have this problem, In biochem we suspected several of our our Chinese nationals were falsifying data (or at the very least lying about progress, because nothing ever came to fruition.)
Strangely though, like I said my engineering friends, not so much with these problems. (His lab mate almost ran me over with a 4 wheeler though while I was chopping wood down at the hunting cabin, which is only notable because the Wood area is set behind the house to avoid that. I threw my axe to the ground, dived out the way, and hit ran over my axe getting it lodged underneath a tire. Surprisingly, no damage to the 4 wheeler.)
Oh and most Chinese have never seen a gun in person, so they tend to really enjoy playing with them here. (That's less restricted to the Chinese though and generally true I've found of any area where Guns are heavily restricted yet the "demonizing" of them hasn't set in as it has in Australia and Britain.)
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at February 27, 2013 07:53 AM (3Uu2V)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/a5hthmn
The girl who keeps firing as she falls over is hilarious. Dedication!
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 27, 2013 07:53 AM (w0StH)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at February 27, 2013 07:53 AM (XvrTA)
"Gorge, guzzle, and wench for tomorrow we get gutted. "
Times change. Men really haven't
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 27, 2013 07:53 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2013 07:53 AM (FcR7P)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/a5hthmn
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 27, 2013 11:50 AM (Hx5uv)ok, when the woman that wasn't knocked over was shooting an ar-15?
cause now i want one.
Posted by: willow-ette at February 27, 2013 07:54 AM (nqBYe)
If you want to understand a man's mind, listen to his words. Don't apply a chick translation to it. We really do say what we mean.
Posted by: Invictus at February 27, 2013 07:55 AM (OQpzc)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 27, 2013 07:55 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 27, 2013 07:56 AM (da5Wo)
I denounce myself. (low hanging fruit. I couldn't resist.)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 11:45 AM (qyv02)
---------------------------------------------------
You're walking a slippery slope.
Posted by: Soona at February 27, 2013 07:56 AM (+k5d1)
Posted by: RWC at February 27, 2013 07:56 AM (fWAjv)
How do you get to see a woman naked? Buy her flowers, wine, candy, take her to the movies, take her to dinner, remember her birthday, remember her Mother's birthday, remember her pet's birthday, buy her diamonds, buy her furs, and beg. How do you get to see a man naked? Ask.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 27, 2013 07:56 AM (kXoT0)
also i will add , that's not exclusive to men.
Posted by: willow-ette at February 27, 2013 07:57 AM (nqBYe)
We get no credit for acting like donks, so stop it.
Posted by: the joeindc44 at February 27, 2013 07:57 AM (rQHoF)
Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2013 07:58 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 27, 2013 11:56 AM (kXoT0)
heh, I'll add, always say she looks good in that outfit!
Posted by: willow-ette at February 27, 2013 07:58 AM (nqBYe)
Many years ago, a girlfriend stopped by my apartment on her way home. I took her coat. She was wearing a necklace underneath. That was a good day.
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 07:58 AM (8sCoq)
The irony? chinese engineers aren't even cheaper anymore on a labor basis. Wage inflation has been 10% annual for the past several years. Turnover is huge - if an engineer has the same job for 6 months he is a seasoned veteran.
Posted by: Rule #2 at February 27, 2013 08:01 AM (CypDC)
It's interesting that the population is never actually exposed now that we are having this particular battle.
He had also said , Obama will Not take your guns, and something to the effect 'from my cold dead hands'
now
buried, like everything the left says and does.
Posted by: willow-ette at February 27, 2013 08:01 AM (nqBYe)
And nothing, nothing makes her butt look fat!
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 27, 2013 08:01 AM (kXoT0)
perhaps it will hit fox news. and we can at the least show how they Lie like a sob
Posted by: willow-ette at February 27, 2013 08:02 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: RWC at February 27, 2013 08:02 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 27, 2013 12:01 PM (kXoT0)
exactly!
Posted by: willow-ette at February 27, 2013 08:02 AM (nqBYe)
59 Didn't that Romney fellow kill someone? And dumped the body offshore at the Caiman Islands?
---------
I was under the impression that he strapped it to the top of his car and drove it to the Caymans.
Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at February 27, 2013 08:03 AM (IrbU4)
***
Thank Heaven for little Nazis.
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 27, 2013 11:58 AM (Hx5uv)
Let me correct an impression.
1) for Pepe LePew, I said he was an ATTEMPTED RAPIST (applying today's standards to cartoon done in the past.) He was definitely a stalker under any definition.
2) I said he was modelled on Maurice Chevalier. ( an unfortunate juxtaposition coming after the "attempted rapist" statement.)
I meant that Pepe was modelled as being French to the French degree. Maximum Frenchness. as Maurice was a popular and sexy guy and renowned all over the world for same. (although Gigi was a little pedo-ish)
So, we all clear now?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 08:04 AM (qyv02)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 27, 2013 11:56 AM (kXoT0)
Pffft....too much work.
Just say there's a spider/centipede/millipede in your nightie.
Posted by: EC at February 27, 2013 08:04 AM (GQ8sn)
Always tell smart women that they are beautiful.
Always tell beautiful women that they are smart.
Tell women who are both beautiful and smart, that you are not worthy.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 27, 2013 08:04 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2013 08:04 AM (FcR7P)
Complete with Dr Evil laugh
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 08:04 AM (8sCoq)
290 59 Didn't that Romney fellow kill someone? And dumped the body offshore at the Caiman Islands?
---------
I was under the impression that he strapped it to the top of his car and drove it to the Caymans.
Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at February 27, 2013 12:03 PM (IrbU4)
No, no, he killed a woman WITH his magic underwear, drove her across the country to a port and then outsourced the body to China.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 27, 2013 08:05 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: willow-ette at February 27, 2013 11:57 AM (nqBYe)
Okay, you got me there. My advice is only good inside a committed relationship. Guys will say nearly anything to get laid.
Posted by: Invictus at February 27, 2013 08:06 AM (OQpzc)
What's on your menu? Just got off the phone with my health care provider asking them to explain why my premium jumped up. No good answer!
2:50 PM - 27 Feb 13
Posted by: Pres**ent Barack “Unexpectedly Humble” Obama at February 27, 2013 08:06 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: EC at February 27, 2013 12:04 PM (GQ8sn)
That is so not funny! I actually had a centipede in my nightie and it bit me several times before I got the nightgown off and the damn thing stomped.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 27, 2013 08:07 AM (kXoT0)
Always tell smart women that they are beautiful.
Always tell beautiful women that they are smart.
Tell women who are both beautiful and smart, that you are not worthy.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 27, 2013 12:04 PM (kXoT0)
What do you tell a woman who is neither smart nor beautiful?
* cues the punchline *
Posted by: EC at February 27, 2013 08:07 AM (GQ8sn)
Got the chance to interview Katzenberg back in college for Prince of Egypt. He spent most of the interview checking out my girlfriend's rather awesome knockers. It was funny.
Posted by: sans_sheriff at February 27, 2013 08:07 AM (3R8Ep)
Posted by: EC at February 27, 2013 12:04 PM (GQ8sn)
On behalf of the ONT crew, please have the camera set up and ready before you do that.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 27, 2013 08:07 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 08:07 AM (8sCoq)
Just glad you understand our angle on this, to some degree.
Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Ampersandsaurus at February 27, 2013 11:45 AM (GBXon)
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Now, just one minute..... dont get off on a tangent.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 27, 2013 08:07 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 27, 2013 12:07 PM (kXoT0)
LOL! That's exactly why I said it. I remembered your story.
And I was right!!!
Posted by: EC at February 27, 2013 08:07 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Invictus at February 27, 2013 12:06 PM (OQpzc)
Nearly?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2013 08:08 AM (GsoHv)
There are no known impediments nor lengths that a guy will go thru. NONE. ZERO. NADA.
It's all been tried. (jeez you ladies are picky, picky, picky. but gullible)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 08:08 AM (qyv02)
Posted by: Invictus at February 27, 2013 12:06 PM (OQpzc)
That doesn't stop when you're in a committed relationship.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 27, 2013 08:08 AM (da5Wo)
* cues the punchline *
Posted by: EC at February 27, 2013 12:07 PM (GQ8sn)
Have no clue why you are bothering with her.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 27, 2013 08:08 AM (kXoT0)
---
To quote Robin Williams....
".... they all want Mr Right. Men will settle for Miss 'Right Now'".
Posted by: fixerupper at February 27, 2013 08:09 AM (nELVU)
Always tell smart women that they are beautiful.
Always tell beautiful women that they are smart.
Tell women who are both beautiful and smart, that you are not worthy.
Women give men notoriously bad advice about women.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at February 27, 2013 08:09 AM (0q2P7)
And I was right!!!
Posted by: EC at February 27, 2013 12:07 PM (GQ8sn)
Well, I can tell you have the girls have been stung by a centipede, I may be nekkid, but, I am not in the mood for love.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 27, 2013 08:10 AM (kXoT0)
*big grin*
I'm so proud.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 27, 2013 08:10 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 08:10 AM (qyv02)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 27, 2013 08:10 AM (XrGnJ)
Palin - "If we are going to wet our proverbial pants over 0.3% in annual spending cuts when weÂ’re running up trillion dollar annual deficits, then weÂ’re done. Put a fork in us. WeÂ’re finished. WeÂ’re going to default eventually and thatÂ’s why the feds are stockpiling bullets in case of civil unrest."
LINK (C4P) for the entire FB post: http://preview.tinyurl.com/bmyrxka
Palin will also speak at CPAC next month.
Posted by: mrp at February 27, 2013 08:10 AM (HjPtV)
* cues the punchline *
Posted by: EC at February 27, 2013 12:07 PM (GQ8sn)
Have no clue why you are bothering with her.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 27, 2013 12:08 PM (kXoT0)
Nope.
You tell her, "Bye Sandra Fluke!"
Posted by: EC at February 27, 2013 08:12 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at February 27, 2013 12:10 PM (kXoT0)
We'll take nekkid.
*nods*
Posted by: EC at February 27, 2013 08:13 AM (GQ8sn)
* cues the punchline *
Posted by: EC at February 27, 2013 12:07 PM (GQ8sn)
"Here, I bought another pitcher of beer. We could both use it."
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 27, 2013 08:13 AM (da5Wo)
apparently all our National Parks will be boarded up and the employees sent home
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 08:15 AM (8sCoq)
Gonna be pretty hard to board up the Grand Canyon.
Posted by: EC at February 27, 2013 08:16 AM (GQ8sn)
I have Calamine lotion.
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 08:16 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 27, 2013 08:17 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 27, 2013 08:29 AM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at February 27, 2013 08:40 AM (NmR1a)
Neither one of us can do better. Drink up.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 08:47 AM (qyv02)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 27, 2013 08:48 AM (qyv02)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at February 27, 2013 09:02 AM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Ann NY at February 27, 2013 09:03 AM (m8H02)
I heard that's what you do for out-of-work CG announcements now.
Posted by: comatus at February 27, 2013 09:55 AM (qaVK+)
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