December 03, 2013

Obama To Speak to Press at 2:30 Sharp
— Ace

Oh I was just kidding with the "sharp" thing. I imagine Obama will hit the podium around three-ish.

FoxNews' live feed is here.

I don't know if he'll be taking questions. FoxNews has the video captioned as Obama "delivering remarks" about Obamacare, which implies to me he's going to read a prepared statement and then leave. Maybe he'll answer one or two questions. Maybe.

But more likely he'll just deliver an agitprop message about how awesome Obamacare is. He'll be going "on offense" on Obamacare.

And that means only one thing: Speeches, and "better messaging."

It is somehow appropriate that the administration’s health-care plan, which was sold on the basis of multiple untruths (keep your health-care plan, keep your doctor, bend the cost curve) is now itself a grand deception. The Web site provides the illusion of a working health-care exchange, but while it takes your information, there’s no telling what it will do with it (e.g. lose it, send duplicates, garble it). It’s the embodiment of the administration’s fixation on treating every substantive issue and real screw-up as a ”message” problem. Now White House spokesman Jay Carney can “message” (when a noun is made into a new verb you know something phony is going on) that the Web site is “working.”
The only problem is that it isnÂ’t. Ironically, the president was the one to point it out: Obamacare is more than a Web site. The Web site is a portal. Now that you can enter it, you expect to get the insurance you paid for? Silly you.

One third of all "selections" of health care plans via Healthcare.gov are actually lost or destroyed or incorrectly formatted. So one third of folks who think they'll have insurance on January 1st... actually won't.

Obama, of course, will not address this. Facts cannot be allowed to get in the way of "messaging."

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1 Foist?

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at December 03, 2013 10:37 AM (jsWA8)

2 Nope

Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at December 03, 2013 10:37 AM (noB3y)

3 Boom Baby, twice today. I feel faint...

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at December 03, 2013 10:37 AM (jsWA8)

4 :-)

Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at December 03, 2013 10:37 AM (noB3y)

5 Obama To Speak to Press at 2:30 Sharp ¡ªAce Oh I was just kidding with the "sharp" thing. I imagine Obama will hit the podium around three-ish. Over/under line?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2013 10:37 AM (xZxMD)

6 Five posts all in the same minute. Odds on that?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2013 10:38 AM (xZxMD)

7 Perhaps a Five Year Plan is in order?

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at December 03, 2013 10:39 AM (XvrTA)

8 >>>I was just kidding with the "sharp" thing. I imagine Obama will hit the podium around three-ish.


What? We've got stuff to do.

chop chop

Posted by: Bigby's Pimp Hand at December 03, 2013 10:39 AM (RLTt1)

9 Stan Marsh's duck would be more useful and respectful to the office.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at December 03, 2013 10:39 AM (DL2i+)

10 Going on the offensive? I already find him offensive, so waste of time.

Posted by: joncelli at December 03, 2013 10:39 AM (RD7QR)

11 Over/under line? Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2013 02:37 PM (xZxMD) put $5 for me on the over

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at December 03, 2013 10:39 AM (XvrTA)

12 Has he started lying yet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 03, 2013 10:40 AM (X2NEw)

13 I predict that he is going to blame Republicans. Its all he's got left.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2013 10:40 AM (g1DWB)

14 this may be a more appropriate place for this - or treat it as stupid
remember obama's completely stupid "slurpee" analogy when it came to the economy? that republicans wrecked the "car" (that is, the economy) by driving it into a ditch, and he and the other dems had rolled up their sleeves and were down in the mud trying to get the "car" back on the road, and all republicans would do was stand up there drinking a slurpee complaining about how the HE and the dems were doing it wrong

someone needs to break that out, show how he was WRONG on the reason the economy was "in the ditch" and then describe how in this whole ACA thing the republicans were not even allowed in the "car" and now that the new "car" (that is, healthcare law blah blah blah) is in the "ditch" we really are not even allowed in the ditch to try and help unless we agree that the only solution is to make the ditch steeper and muddier and the "car" must continue in the same direction

and now slurpees are illegal because of their sugar content, unless you an obama, then you can eat whatever you want to eat

Posted by: chelsea danger at December 03, 2013 10:40 AM (KfDDN)

15 The part that actually pays insurance companies has not even been built yet!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 03, 2013 10:41 AM (ZPrif)

16 If the POS actually said FYNQ, would the press report it?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2013 10:41 AM (urv6T)

17 why don't they just have the agitprompter out there, let everyone read the message, then let the agitprompter take a few "questions"?

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at December 03, 2013 10:41 AM (XvrTA)

18 >>>Over/under line?

When's the best time to prevent any response from Rush, et al?

Posted by: Bigby's Pimp Hand at December 03, 2013 10:41 AM (RLTt1)

19 Have any other presidents habitually had problems with their pressers due to scheduling it on CP Time?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 03, 2013 10:41 AM (/Crba)

20 That's like Amazon opening up their website but not having built the part that actually pays the merchants yet.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 03, 2013 10:41 AM (ZPrif)

21 "Now White House spokesman Jay Carney can “message” (when a noun is made into a new verb you know something phony is going on) that the Web site is “working.” "

or in other words the web site is now webbing?

Posted by: Mallfly at December 03, 2013 10:41 AM (bJm7W)

22 One third of all "selections" of health care plans via Healthcare.gov are actually lost or destroyed or incorrectly formatted. So one third of folks who think they'll have insurance on January 1st... actually won't.
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And this is a good time to remind everyone that the IRS is very serious that "TurboTax did it" is no good for the little people.
And HHS has already said the website is a "convenience" not to be excuse your with compliance with the law.

Which is to, "Fuh Queue good and hard, pay up," says the IRS.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 03, 2013 10:42 AM (VjL9S)

23 He might as well deliver these remarks to the Congressional Democrat caucus meeting.  They're the target of this "offensive"  effort, after all.   The Won can't have any defections of Landrieu or Upton votes, if any ever occur.

Posted by: MTF at December 03, 2013 10:42 AM (B5y+v)

24 He'll be going "on offense" on Obamacare.

Wake me if he uses the website to "enroll[sic]" his family in a plan.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 03, 2013 10:42 AM (/kI1Q)

25 He'll declare it a fucking success. He'll read out loud some fapping letter that some OFA member sent him. He'll blame conservatives. Did I miss anything?

Posted by: AoShq Blog Innovator at December 03, 2013 10:42 AM (kkbgQ)

26
.... sharp.


Thats like "period"... right???

Posted by: fixerupper at December 03, 2013 10:42 AM (nELVU)

27 I got a preview of his speech from NPR. http://tinyurl.com/c62hqt

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 03, 2013 10:42 AM (0FSuD)

28 He sure is talkative lately. Regular chatty Cathy.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 03, 2013 10:42 AM (RZ8pf)

29 Which is to, "Fuh Queue good and hard, pay up," says the IRS. --- That's been IRS policy for years... Asking the IRS for advice is NOT a defense in court when they sue you for following their incorrect directions.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 03, 2013 10:43 AM (/Crba)

30 When's the best time to prevent any response from Rush, et al? Posted by: Bigby's Pimp Hand at December 03, 2013 02:41 PM (RLTt1) Speaking of RushÂ….. OT *sigh* Oh noes. Rush Limbaugh dared to criticize the Pope the other day. So now The Anchoress has linked to a "damning and cogent response to Rush Limbaugh", which is neither.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 03, 2013 10:43 AM (GEICT)

31 Will he have citizen props standing behind him?
'Cause that makes whatever he's saying totes legitimate.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2013 10:43 AM (JRmiD)

32 What this country needs is another speech by the President.

All of the other speeches before didn't work, so this time he will get it right.

Posted by: Holmes, Status, and Richie at December 03, 2013 10:43 AM (RBhUU)

33 Will Obama be telling us a story? I seem to remember that he diagnosed the only failing of his administration as failing to "tell the story" to the American people of how he has not, in fact, pounded America's international prestige and economic vibrancy into the ground like a fucking tent stake.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 03, 2013 10:43 AM (CJjw5)

34 Obama obviously does this delay shit on purpose. It's a status thing. Important people make you wait.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 03, 2013 10:44 AM (ZPrif)

35 I envy the deaf.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2013 10:44 AM (lKP9h)

36 Jay Carney-Barker  will be the guy in the corner ringing the cowbell every time TFG finishes talking.

Posted by: MTF at December 03, 2013 10:44 AM (B5y+v)

37 Sharp. Like his pants creases.

Posted by: David Brooks at December 03, 2013 10:44 AM (bvtgt)

38 Here comes the parade of those SAVED BY OBAMACARE

Posted by: Matthew at December 03, 2013 10:44 AM (OGv7Y)

39 I guess this will be Obama's subroutine debugging speech.  Should take about 15 minutes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2013 10:44 AM (8ZskC)

40 So one third of folks who think they'll have insurance on January 1st... actually won't.

Gotta start laying in a store of popcorn for this. It's going to be thermonuclear.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 03, 2013 10:44 AM (uCNam)

41 Pretty sure Genesis Hernandez will be by Barky's side as the latest Obamacare enrollee success story.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at December 03, 2013 10:44 AM (X+nFp)

42 To announce Holiday specials available only on the website?

Posted by: USA at December 03, 2013 10:44 AM (VIaw0)

43 Obamacare gets between the employer and employee and breaks the benefits bond. Employees become workers, more loyal to the state than the evil capitalist. Unions will rise with this law. Obama is a Marxist thug. Can I has my unban cookie now?

Posted by: PC at December 03, 2013 10:44 AM (qNqH7)

44 All of the other speeches before didn't work, so this time he will get it right.

It's our fault.
We never let him be clear.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 03, 2013 10:44 AM (/kI1Q)

45 I wish I were a Fox News broadcaster for this thing.  I'd just turn to the camera and say, "You know what?  We're not covering this.  I'll tell you what he'll say - Obamacare is totes awesome and only racist haters don't want it to work.  So fuck that shit, you whiny bitch.  Anybody wants me, I'm at the bar.  First round's on me."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2013 10:44 AM (zF6Iw)

46 The non-working site is saving their asses. The only reason people wanted this mess was because they thought health insurance and medical care were too expensive and (like dolts) they believed it would be cheaper under the govt. If the site worked, everybody would know how screwed they are and the shit would really fly.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 03, 2013 10:44 AM (1Y+hH)

47 I know!  He'll put on some foam Hulk gloves and smash a Bush effigy.

OBAMA SMASH!  GET RIGHT WINGERS!  FOR THE PEOPLE!

Posted by: Shoot Me at December 03, 2013 10:44 AM (qiXMt)

48 Is this speech going to have photos of puppies??? If not, I'm not interested.

Posted by: AoShq Blog Innovator at December 03, 2013 10:45 AM (kkbgQ)

49 Will Obama be telling us a story? --- He'll be claiming that the people they hired were the best and the brightest, not that his wife threw a huge government contract to a fellow Princeton alum who was also likely a failed affirmative action student like herself.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 03, 2013 10:45 AM (/Crba)

50 </leg_thrill>

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 03, 2013 10:45 AM (L0b3J)

51 Will he have citizen props standing behind him?
'Cause that makes whatever he's saying totes legitimate.


For this one he should have a bunch of scuzzy-looking gamers holding Wii controllers. Because, technical shit and stuff.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2013 10:45 AM (8ZskC)

52   32 Will he have citizen props standing behind him?
'Cause that makes whatever he's saying totes legitimate.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2013 02:43 PM (JRmiD)

=====================================

 

I predict we see web site engineers wearing  thick glasses and pocket protectors as supplied by the WH press office right before kick-off.

Posted by: MTF at December 03, 2013 10:45 AM (B5y+v)

53 42 Pretty sure Genesis Hernandez will be by Barky's side as the latest Obamacare enrollee success story. --- I guess his/her/its parents were Gabriel and Collins Hernandez.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 03, 2013 10:46 AM (/Crba)

54 Da Zero gonna vent some more helium? Nobody is going to give a fuck. Nor does he. He's tired and bored with the whole Presidentin' exercise. Just wants some golf. Because it's just soooo below his exceptional intellect.

Posted by: maddogg at December 03, 2013 10:46 AM (xWW96)

55 Kids can be professional hipsters and leech off their parents for another decade or so thanks to Obamacare. Also And the Women And the Middle Class And the Small Businesses Got it, THANKS BROSURANCE

Posted by: Matthew at December 03, 2013 10:46 AM (OGv7Y)

56 Is that guy with the purple ribbon a descendant of Curly from the Three Stooges?

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 03, 2013 10:46 AM (+lsX1)

57

Oh noes. Rush Limbaugh dared to criticize the Pope the other day. So now The Anchoress has linked to a "damning and cogent response to Rush Limbaugh", which is neither.

 

Yeah, I'm coming around to Ann Barnhart's view that Francis isn't all that bright.  Makes me wish for Benedict even more.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2013 10:46 AM (zF6Iw)

58 Oh look, he has human props. Boy, didn't see that one coming.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2013 10:46 AM (g1DWB)

59

He's going to stand up there, say that the website is functioning great, direct people to go there and sign up for insurance, despite knowing (and he's better fucking know, because it's been in the news, and we know that's where he gets his info) that:

 

A) The security   on    the site is virtually nonexistent, and anyone who uses it is putting their identity at risk.   He is giving people a false sense of security    that they're personal information will be safe;   giving them a NERF harpoon before sending them into the shark tank.

 

and

 

B) The backend is still a fucked up mess, and tens of thousands more people adding their info to the    swirling cauldron of suck    is just going to make    matters WORSE.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 03, 2013 10:46 AM (4df7R)

60 39 Here comes the parade of those SAVED BY OBAMACARE
======
Sorta like a reverse Roman Triumphal Procession.

Thought the despotic emperor part is the same.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 03, 2013 10:46 AM (VjL9S)

61 Obama: "Hey, Taxpayers. Know your place." ALERT THE BIRT!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 03, 2013 10:46 AM (CJjw5)

62

Hold up....Everybody got their Lab Coats on?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 03, 2013 10:46 AM (lKP9h)

63 >>>That's like Amazon opening up their website but not having built the part that actually pays the merchants yet.


Thats no reason to wait.
Case in point: I was gonna set up a site called Nile going head to head against Amazon except - get this gimmick! - the deliveries were going to be done by drones!

yeah fuk me. now I got a basement fulla drones fergawdsake

Posted by: Bigby's Pimp Hand at December 03, 2013 10:46 AM (RLTt1)

64 Now?

Posted by: Weird Guy behind SCOAMF who's prob gonna "mysterioously" faint at December 03, 2013 10:47 AM (bvtgt)

65 Obama speech:

Don't Be Bitches.

Posted by: ridin that meme train at December 03, 2013 10:47 AM (KXm42)

66 The turkey he pardoned got Obama Care on his first try!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 03, 2013 10:47 AM (0FSuD)

67 Curly looks like a fainter.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 03, 2013 10:47 AM (+lsX1)

68 Let me guess:
"As I've always said...[something he's never said]..."
"No one is more [emotion] than I am about...."
And many, many references to "folks."

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2013 10:47 AM (JRmiD)

69 "Some folks"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 03, 2013 10:47 AM (X2NEw)

70 he'll have people in hospital gowns, casts, wheelchairs, etc. it has to be cartoonish for the LIVs.

Posted by: X at December 03, 2013 10:47 AM (KHo8t)

71 Bullshit... King Stompyfoot will wait until Rush has signed off.

Then he'll magically appear out of a cloud of pixy dust and glitter.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 03, 2013 10:47 AM (lJaja)

72 Nice sideboob on the sidebar ad on the right

Posted by: kbdabear at December 03, 2013 10:48 AM (aTXUx)

73

It's a status thing. Important people make you wait.

-

People who desperately want you to believe they are important make you wait.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2013 10:48 AM (urv6T)

74
".... and let me be clear"


*** CHUG ! ! !***

Posted by: fixerupper at December 03, 2013 10:48 AM (nELVU)

75 #dontgetsick.gov

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2013 10:48 AM (KXm42)

76 For this one he should have a bunch of scuzzy-looking gamers holding Wii controllers. Because, technical shit and stuff.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2013 02:45 PM (8ZskC)


I am amazed that he hasn't hired Larches Johnson for his mad coding skillz. He's got to be sitting by the phone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2013 10:48 AM (8Fl6F)

77 Poised to gain!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 03, 2013 10:48 AM (lKP9h)

78 Nobody is madder about this stuff than me, or whatever.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at December 03, 2013 10:48 AM (8ZskC)

79 Posted by: Weird Guy behind SCOAMF who's prob gonna "mysterioously" faint

One of the actors in the white coats will be along to jab you with insulin shortly.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 03, 2013 10:48 AM (/kI1Q)

80 Curly's rapid blinking and lip licking are either some kind of code or he's about to topple over.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 03, 2013 10:48 AM (+lsX1)

81 Will Obama's massage have a "happy ending"? Oh wait -- it says "message." I misread the whole post as "massage." Nevermind.

Posted by: zombie at December 03, 2013 10:49 AM (+cx5n)

82 If there was an actual journalist within 100 miles of the White House, they'd ask Obama to prove Obamacare works via a live telecast of him signing up his family from the Oval Office.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at December 03, 2013 10:49 AM (Lljg2)

83 The good news is that, in November, only 100,000 American citizens have entered and submitted their private health and financial information to an unsecured federal government data network.

Posted by: mrp at December 03, 2013 10:49 AM (HjPtV)

84 Whoa boy, feelin' kinda woozy here...

Posted by: Weird Guy behind SCOAMF who's prob gonna at December 03, 2013 10:49 AM (bvtgt)

85 Oh noes. Rush Limbaugh dared to criticize the Pope the other day. So now The Anchoress has linked to a "damning and cogent response to Rush Limbaugh", which is neither.


Was it about the Pope's views on how economics should work?

Greg Mankiw schooled the Pope yesterday too.  I was asking how many Hail Mary's and novenas that would mean.


Posted by: EC at December 03, 2013 10:49 AM (GQ8sn)

86 I swear I think I've trained myself to completely tone out anything said in this intonation.

Posted by: Matthew at December 03, 2013 10:49 AM (OGv7Y)

87

Man, this ObamaCare sure is working great!

Posted by: John Roberts at December 03, 2013 10:49 AM (B5y+v)

88 I just hope I haven't disappointed him again

Posted by: BuckIV at December 03, 2013 10:49 AM (gedHR)

89 I'm not allowed to keep my plan or my doctor, thanks to the ACA, but some slutty sloppy twat can now get an abortion with the 160% of extra money I get to pay into the system. Fuck you, Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Democrats and the pieces of shit cumguzzling media who all pushed and are still pushing this load of crap piece of shitty legislation.

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 03, 2013 10:49 AM (32Scy)

90 "Qualityaffordablehealthcare"
"Andthemiddleclass..."

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 03, 2013 10:49 AM (uCNam)

91 So, did he just hear on the news that the Obamacare site is still shaky?
That darn MSM always ruining his day!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2013 10:49 AM (JRmiD)

92 Comrades, Another excellent wheat harvest!

Posted by: USA at December 03, 2013 10:50 AM (VIaw0)

93 Oh, and you're welcome.

Posted by: John Roberts at December 03, 2013 10:50 AM (B5y+v)

94 Now at only a 33 1/3% failure rate for enrollees? They indicated a 20% failure rate as being successful so they are really getting close to perfect.  Man, is that Obama good at what he does now that he is in charge.  Can't wit to hear him speak on this.

Posted by: eureka! at December 03, 2013 10:50 AM (ng7do)

95 Was that a middle finger?

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2013 10:50 AM (lKP9h)

96 Obama when selling the law, 30 million Americans don't have health insurance. Obama now, 41 million Americans don't have health insurance. Yet another lie.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2013 10:50 AM (g1DWB)

97 Yeah, I'm coming around to Ann Barnhart's view that Francis isn't all that bright. Makes me wish for Benedict even more. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2013 02:46 PM (zF6Iw) I don't know much about this guy. Hell, I don't know the ins and outs of Catholicism, but I do have some issues with what I do know. What I have a problem with is this instant knee jerk THE CHURCH IS ABOVE REPROACH reaction that people seem to be having.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 03, 2013 10:50 AM (GEICT)

98 The MSM needs footage for the evening news. So? Speech.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 03, 2013 10:50 AM (0FSuD)

99 This place is a festering swamp of racism!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 03, 2013 10:50 AM (oFCZn)

100

This one goes out to Julia in California...

Julia writes...

Posted by: Kasey Kasum at December 03, 2013 10:51 AM (lKP9h)

101 How many of these "examples" will turn out to be Obama workers???

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 03, 2013 10:51 AM (0FSuD)

102 Don't believe the doubters. The website is as solid as the town of Rock Ridge.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at December 03, 2013 10:51 AM (8ZskC)

103 Obama is going to rescue his signature achievement by kicking a 57-state field goal in the last second. But then reality will return the missed kick 109 congressional districts in a wave election.

Posted by: zombie at December 03, 2013 10:51 AM (+cx5n)

104 Curly keeps giving those sidelong glances like he just dropped a load in his pants and is gauging the reaction from his adjacent human props.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 03, 2013 10:51 AM (+lsX1)

105 So one third of folks who think they'll have insurance on January 1st... actually won't.

Gotta start laying in a store of popcorn for this. It's going to be thermonuclear.
==========
And they won't know they don't have insurance until their refund gets cut by $2,500 'cause you can damned sure bet the IRS will know for sure.

That's what's gonna be just funny as hell--not only do they NOT have insurance, but now they have to pay the penal-tax AND still have to go back and buy insurance!

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 03, 2013 10:51 AM (VjL9S)

106 I just want to know what Genesis Hernandez thinks about all of this.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at December 03, 2013 10:51 AM (7RuAX)

107 We will know he's in real  trouble on ZeroCare when he announces the next presser  is  going  to  cover  Benghazi.

Posted by: MTF at December 03, 2013 10:51 AM (B5y+v)

108

I'm not allowed to keep my plan or my doctor, thanks to the ACA, but some slutty sloppy twat can now get an abortion with the 160% of extra money I get to pay into the system.



Fuck you, Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Democrats and the pieces of shit cumguzzling media who all pushed and are still pushing this load of crap piece of shitty legislation.

 

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 03, 2013 02:49 PM (32Scy)

 

 

STOP.

 

You had me at   "sloppy twat."

 

*swoon*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 03, 2013 10:52 AM (4df7R)

109 106 Don't believe the doubters. The website is as solid as the town of Rock Ridge. --- Anybody got a dime? Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!

Posted by: Obama Taggart at December 03, 2013 10:52 AM (/Crba)

110 91 I just hope I haven't disappointed him again
Posted by: BuckIV at December 03, 2013 02:49 PM

Next, the Feats of Strength

Posted by: kbdabear at December 03, 2013 10:52 AM (aTXUx)

111

Comment heard  during banter between two liberal sports radio guys, trying to get a web page to load:

 

"Who designed this website, Obama?"

 

If you've lost liberal sports talk radio guys.....

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2013 10:52 AM (TOk1P)

112 Was it about the Pope's views on how economics should work? Greg Mankiw schooled the Pope yesterday too. I was asking how many Hail Mary's and novenas that would mean. Posted by: EC at December 03, 2013 02:49 PM (GQ8sn) Pretty much. Apparently capitalism has only been around about 10% of the time the church as. Trickle down isn't capitalism, it's about tax breaks for the wealthy and a bunch of other stupid crap.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 03, 2013 10:52 AM (GEICT)

113 I saw Better Messaging open for Testicles Negative at the Austin Women's Fair.
Don't ask.

Posted by: Dr Spanks at December 03, 2013 10:52 AM (xlX1p)

114 It's really great living in the Midwest.. I get to see these things on TV an hour earlier than you guys out east!

Posted by: Da Fat Man at December 03, 2013 10:52 AM (f9c2L)

115 Newspeak! Google it up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 03, 2013 10:52 AM (0FSuD)

116 Shuffle,  shuffle,  shuffle...

Posted by: Barry Obama, holding a deck of cards - really! at December 03, 2013 10:52 AM (YWXTN)

117 I'm not allowed to keep my plan or my doctor, thanks to the ACA, but some slutty sloppy twat can now get an abortion with the 160% of extra money I get to pay into the system. Cut. Print. Run ads on loop.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2013 10:53 AM (xZxMD)

118 He gone.

Posted by: Fox News at December 03, 2013 10:53 AM (bvtgt)

119 Yeah, I'm coming around to Ann Barnhart's view that Francis isn't all that bright.

He's quite good about Islam and some other things, but his "understanding" of economics is straight outta Ezra Klein.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2013 10:53 AM (B/VB5)

120 Obama when selling the law, 30 million Americans don't have health insurance.

Obama now, 41 million Americans don't have health insurance.


But the number of Mexican drug lords with access to modern weapons is up 3,000%

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2013 10:53 AM (8ZskC)

121 STOP.

You had me at "sloppy twat."

*swoon*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 03, 2013 02:52 PM (4df7R)




*tugs on collar*



Is it getting hot in here?



Posted by: EC at December 03, 2013 10:53 AM (GQ8sn)

122 >>You had me at "sloppy twat." I saw Sloppy Twat open for ...

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2013 10:53 AM (g1DWB)

123 If you don't like these anecdotes, well, I've got more.

Posted by: Matthew at December 03, 2013 10:53 AM (OGv7Y)

124 What I have a problem with is this instant knee jerk THE CHURCH IS ABOVE REPROACH reaction that people seem to be having. --------------------------------- Why are so many non-Catholics concerned with what the Pope does or says? When someone brings up the Episcopals, Lutherans, Protestants, Unitarians, what have you - I immediately think "N/A." Don't care. Not my problem. Does not affect me.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 03, 2013 10:54 AM (CJjw5)

125 Pretty much. Apparently capitalism has only been around about 10% of the time the church as. Trickle down isn't capitalism, it's about tax breaks for the wealthy and a bunch of other stupid crap.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 03, 2013 02:52 PM (GEICT)

 

Also called, "South American socialism."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 03, 2013 10:54 AM (4df7R)

126 Sloppy Twat opened for the J Giles Band in 1984. True Fact.

Posted by: Franch Dressing at December 03, 2013 10:54 AM (ZPrif)

127 If you racists continue to mock Barky I'm gonna put in a call to the Bias Response Team! I mean it. I've got their number on speed dial. 1-800-WTF? I'm not joking. I'll call 'em.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at December 03, 2013 10:54 AM (X+nFp)

128 We're laughing at the superior intellect, Barry.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 03, 2013 10:54 AM (oFCZn)

129 I saw Sloppy Twat open for ...

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2013 02:53 PM (g1DWB)


----


Pro tip:


Never directly look into an opening sloppy twat.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 03, 2013 10:54 AM (nELVU)

130 So, what's the line on the number of lies that will fly out of O's mouth today?  I'm thinking at least a few of these will make it through TOTUS:

We are back on track!

The website is fixed for the majority of users!

Obamacare (um, I mean, the ACA) has awesome benefits!

Millions are now getting insurance that couldn't before!

We are taking steps to ensure security! (no mention of what they are)

Don't listen to those nasty raaaaaciiiiist conservative/Republican/tea-baggers who only want to see me fail!

Me, me, me, I, I, I, my, my, my, mine, mine, mine!

Sign up today and win a free ginzu knife!




Posted by: Mayday at December 03, 2013 10:55 AM (eHc+1)

131 I saw Quality Affordable Healthcare open for Decapitated Virgins at Deathfest '99.

Posted by: zombie at December 03, 2013 10:55 AM (+cx5n)

132 You know that site called mycancellation.com where you can upload your cancellation letter? We need a site called MyObamacare.com where you can upload your acceptance letter and first billing at your new improved lower pricing.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 03, 2013 10:55 AM (1Y+hH)

133

 I'm not allowed to keep my plan or my doctor, thanks to the ACA, but some slutty sloppy twat can now get an abortion with the 160% of extra money I get to pay into the system.

-

That would     make a great bumper sticker. 

Ok, maybe it is a tad long....

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2013 10:55 AM (urv6T)

134 Here's Greg Mankiw taking down none other than the Pope himself.


http://gregmankiw.blogspot.com/2013/11/the-popes-rhetoric.html


The last point is killer!

Posted by: EC at December 03, 2013 10:55 AM (GQ8sn)

135 Got off a conference call this morning re: health insurance changes for 2014. Of the eight plans offered in the state exchange, our health system is not contracted with four of them (i.e.: out of network). We are a large health system . As for the rest of the briefing, the other changes are more complicated than I have ever seen before with 'tiered plans' offered by different carriers, further excluding certain doctors and hospitals, depending on which tiered plan you purchase. 'Charity Care' is eliminated and all must be referred to the exchange - likely meaning they'll be bumped to Medicaid. There's more, but it would take all day to explain. This is a clusterfuck of epic proportion.

Posted by: chuckinseattle at December 03, 2013 10:55 AM (EZU5/)

136 As I am revolted with the sound and sight of the SCOAMTT, I figure there must be many intelligent people who like me, turn it off. The insult to intelligence is truly maddening.

Posted by: Justamom at December 03, 2013 10:55 AM (Sptt8)

137 Jeez is this a high school pep rally? GO W-HIGH BEAT PUBSTATE

Posted by: Matthew at December 03, 2013 10:55 AM (OGv7Y)

138 what a lying sack of shit...  I can't listen to this..

Why doesn't he have someone in that group in back who has actually had sticker shock going to 404Care.com?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 03, 2013 10:55 AM (f9c2L)

139 Sloppy twat?  Is that the tuna version of Sloppy Joe's?

Posted by: Dang at December 03, 2013 10:55 AM (YWXTN)

140 "If you've lost liberal sports talk radio guys..... Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2013 02:52 PM"

Our local classic rock station did a great parody of "Your Mama Don't Dance" with the lyrics "Obamacare sucks 'cause nobody can enroll."  In Boston.  When you've lost deep blue state wacky morning drive hosts....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 03, 2013 10:55 AM (knoK7)

141 69 Curly looks like a fainter.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 03, 2013 02:47 PM (+lsX1)


Nyuck nyuck...nyuck...[slam]

Posted by: Curly at December 03, 2013 10:55 AM (RD7QR)

142

100 -

 

Yep, you either believe these people are human or you don't.  Don't give me this crep  about the  College of Cardinals not being able to get it wrong.

 

They got it wrong.  They hired a communist. 

 

Oh well, he'll die soon.  Try again next time, guys. 

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2013 10:56 AM (TOk1P)

143 ST used to be good before they sold out.



Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2013 10:56 AM (KXm42)

144 The Web site provides the illusion of a working health-care exchange, but while it takes your information, thereÂ’s no telling what it will do with it

Heh, reminds me of that Seinfeld episode with the rental car.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2013 10:56 AM (caCiW)

145 Why are so many non-Catholics concerned with what the Pope does or says? When someone brings up the Episcopals, Lutherans, Protestants, Unitarians, what have you - I immediately think "N/A." Don't care. Not my problem. Does not affect me. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 03, 2013 02:54 PM (CJjw5) First, I don't care all that much. What I care about is that one someone dares to criticize the Catholic church or the Pope it's omgeleventy!!! time. And the Catholic church, and the man that heads it, wields way more power and influence than your local Lutheran minister.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 03, 2013 10:56 AM (GEICT)

146 so why don't republicans drag out a monica , julia,  after this speech?

you know the ones that lost their insurance or the rates are cost prohibitive, or it's so fkn expensive unions  don't want it and are recieving exemptions.

or those being harrassed by IRS for having cancer, being  dropped by insurance comapnies since the law came into effect  and publically  telling Their story.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 10:56 AM (nqBYe)

147 @132 Give it up, I tried ten times.

Posted by: St Sandra at December 03, 2013 10:56 AM (0FSuD)

148

"sloppy twat."

 

Don't hate. 

Some people have too much skin in the game.

Posted by: Sydney Leathers at December 03, 2013 10:56 AM (lKP9h)

149 Curly's vacant stare, gaping mouth and mindless clapping are indicative of severe head trauma or some kind of botched brain surgery. Kind of sad.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 03, 2013 10:56 AM (+lsX1)

150 One heartening thing he said: "won't overturn this law as long as he is president"

which is like a red line or something

Posted by: Bigby's Pimp Hand at December 03, 2013 10:57 AM (RLTt1)

151 A dollar says he pivots toward repealing the 22nd amendment.

Posted by: SGT. York at December 03, 2013 10:57 AM (iD9w0)

152

"Waves Hand...."

 

These are not the insurance policies you were looking for...

Posted by: Darth O'bama (Kiss me I'm Irish!) at December 03, 2013 10:57 AM (kduZC)

153 So is this a "If you don't like the law, too bad, you're keeping the law" moment?

Posted by: Matthew at December 03, 2013 10:57 AM (OGv7Y)

154 #86 that's 100k guaranteed cases of voter fraud and ID theft.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 03, 2013 10:58 AM (QIwYp)

155 "HAVE YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA?" is usually what a guy says who can't get the Christmas tree lights to work

Posted by: kbdabear at December 03, 2013 10:58 AM (aTXUx)

156 156 One heartening thing he said: "won't overturn this law as long as he is president" which is like a red line or something --- Maybe we can do something about both of those at the same time. Anyone got Slow Joe on the line?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 03, 2013 10:58 AM (/Crba)

157 folks need to refocus on what's at stake here, families to have security of health insurance ..

thisfguy

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 10:58 AM (nqBYe)

158 I saw Quality Affordable Healthcare open for Decapitated Virgins at Deathfest '99.

 

Posted by: zombie at December 03, 2013 02:55 PM (+cx5n)

 

 

Oh man, I heard about that performance!     When QAH closed their set with "We're Experiencing High Volume (Please Try Again Later)," they had    to call in the National Guard    to quell the riot!      Crazy, man.   Crazy!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 03, 2013 10:58 AM (4df7R)

159 >>>They got it wrong. They hired a communist.


Does it matter? He's the pope. Big hairy deal.

Posted by: Bigby's Pimp Hand at December 03, 2013 10:58 AM (RLTt1)

160 Hey Tranny. Your healthcare website is broken.

Posted by: Imaginary Whitebread H8tr at December 03, 2013 10:58 AM (6ahup)

161 They have us so far back on our heels I am starting to doubt the short-term outcome. They keep pressing this stupidity: what do they know that I don't know? Health care will be an uncertain mess.
And members of our own party seem willing to give amnesty illegal aliens, wherever they came from: Uyghuristan, Chechnya, Ecuador, Gabon, Islamic Republic of Clitoridectomy....
Once is happenstance, twice is circumstance, but three times is enemy action. If they don't change the farm-inheritance laws, you will know they are trying to become masters by making us serfs.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lrvsvse

Posted by: Ban sickness and death! Outlaw pain and suffering! Deem perfection to exist! at December 03, 2013 10:58 AM (1/4XQ)

162 spread the word about the law, about its benefits .


Help Me!

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 10:58 AM (nqBYe)

163 No president has looked better, ever.  Man oh man, the country may  sometimes  disappoint him but the President never looks too upset with all the h8ters.  What poise!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at December 03, 2013 10:59 AM (B5y+v)

164 And of course, no questions.

Posted by: Matthew at December 03, 2013 10:59 AM (OGv7Y)

165 Overheard: Tea Party heckler yelling, "Hey Tranny.  Know your place."

Posted by: Brisco County at December 03, 2013 10:59 AM (6OVKm)

166 OT, what is the point of this speech? Is it seriously just a pep talk? Holy shit man, this is stupid even for him.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 03, 2013 10:59 AM (+lsX1)

167 Holy shit man, this is stupid even for him. --- Now that is saying something.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 03, 2013 10:59 AM (/Crba)

168 Why are so many non-Catholics concerned with what the Pope does or says? To quote my old groupie girls, "I know...right?" If anyone mentions the Pope and his speeches to me, I say, "Well, I'd ask Jim Jones what he thinks about this, but he's not available."

Posted by: Meremortal at December 03, 2013 10:59 AM (1Y+hH)

169 156 One heartening thing he said: "won't overturn this law as long as he is president" which is like a red line or something Posted by: Bigby's Pimp Hand at December 03, 2013 02:57 PM (RLTt1) Oh, yeah? Ever heard of a veto override, bitch?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 03, 2013 10:59 AM (0FSuD)

170 Can someone sum up what  he said?  Because I refuse to listen.

Posted by: mama winger at December 03, 2013 11:00 AM (P6QsQ)

171 If Republican wishes were enough to crash Obama's website, why didn't liberals crash Amazon on Black Friday? Weak Minds.

Posted by: Oschisms at December 03, 2013 11:00 AM (HJsXk)

172 tell your co workers , tell your neighbors.


sheesh, what is it with you folks, aren't you working to Help Me  with my Signature legislation !

do your duty  state how wonderful it is.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 11:00 AM (nqBYe)

173

Curly's vacant stare, gaping mouth and mindless clapping are indicative of severe head trauma or some kind of botched brain surgery.

-

You have obviously never been a poll watcher in a predominantly democrat precinct before.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2013 11:00 AM (urv6T)

174 So far, I'm a Francis fan.  A focus on evangelization by the Catholic Church is long overdue.  And for our political health, Americans need to return to the voluntary associations that have served our country so well over the last 200 years.  More government isn't the answer, it's the problem.

Posted by: mrp at December 03, 2013 11:00 AM (HjPtV)

175 tell your co workers , tell your neighbors.


I'm calling the cops like what happened to those two girls trolling for o-care enrollment.


Posted by: EC at December 03, 2013 11:01 AM (GQ8sn)

176 Has Shep actually come out? Someone said he had and I haven't seen shit about it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 03, 2013 11:01 AM (0FSuD)

177 You know that site called mycancellation.com where you can upload your cancellation letter? We need a site called MyObamacare.com where you can upload your acceptance letter and first billing at your new improved lower pricing First person to successfully upload theirs wins a free, leftover Chevy Volt.....

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2013 11:01 AM (xZxMD)

178 Don't care. Not my problem. Does not affect me. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 03, 2013 02:54 PM (CJjw5) I'm Catholic and I don't give a flying fuck, truth be told. I left the Church, but I'll never leave Catholicism. Let them fuck it up all they want.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at December 03, 2013 11:01 AM (7RuAX)

179 "Why are so many non-Catholics concerned with what the Pope does or says?"

There are a number of Protestant Republicans who think the Party is *for* Protestants and use it to take shots at their rivals.  I quit reading Hot Air because of the anti-Catholic dummies.  (The site was founded by one, ffs.)

Posted by: Shoot Me at December 03, 2013 11:01 AM (qiXMt)

180 Can't stand the folksy bullshit schtick of his.

America, fuck you for electing this petty snotrocket.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 03, 2013 11:01 AM (uCNam)

181 mamawinger, yeah

it is great, it has had flaws with roll out, But it will save those less fortunate from paying.

Tell your neighbors,  how delicious it will be some day in the future
i promise.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 11:01 AM (nqBYe)

182 So endeth the lesson.

Posted by: USA at December 03, 2013 11:01 AM (VIaw0)

183 "First, I don't care all that much. What I care about is that one someone dares to criticize the Catholic church or the Pope it's omgeleventy!!! time. " ------------------ Let me know when the Catholics start beheading their critics, burn their houses of worship, ransack villages and commit rapine and slaughter on a mass scale again. When you criticize someone's religion, you criticize their most personal, closely held beliefs. Getting pushback in the form of words is unreasonable for shitting on someone's belief system? Get a thicker skin. And the Catholic church, and the man that heads it, wields way more power and influence than your local Lutheran minister. --------------------------- Nonsense.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 03, 2013 11:01 AM (CJjw5)

184 tell your co workers , tell your neighbors. I'm calling the cops like what happened to those two girls trolling for o-care enrollment. Posted by: EC at December 03, 2013 03:01 PM (GQ8sn) I'd have to watch myself that I don't go postal on them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2013 11:01 AM (t3UFN)

185 177 - Basically: Obamacare is so awesome that you all really should be thanking him.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 03, 2013 11:01 AM (7mQyC)

186

Three more years.  Embrace the suck.

Posted by: Soona at December 03, 2013 11:02 AM (9sMM9)

187 Is it over? Has Obama saved the world once again?

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 03, 2013 11:02 AM (RZ8pf)

188 oh and please be emissaries for obamacare.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 11:02 AM (nqBYe)

189 .First person to successfully upload theirs wins a free, leftover Chevy Volt..... --- Is it parked in the smoking or non-smoking section?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 03, 2013 11:03 AM (/Crba)

190 191 tell your co workers , tell your neighbors. Fuck I am calling the Bias Response Team at Vassar!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 03, 2013 11:03 AM (0FSuD)

191 I'm watching the fat bastard on WFAN rather than the skinny cock sucker in the White House

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2013 11:03 AM (t3UFN)

192 Hard hitting stuff today.  Republicans are quaking,  since the President is on to their anti-ObamaCare antics.

Posted by: Chuck Todd at December 03, 2013 11:03 AM (B5y+v)

193 Thanks willow!



In other words, more of the same BS pep rally crap. 


That'll work. 

Posted by: mama winger at December 03, 2013 11:03 AM (P6QsQ)

194 "HAVE YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA?" is usually what a guy says who can't get the Christmas tree lights to work

Posted by: kbdabear at December 03, 2013 02:58 PM (aTXUx)

 

 

Or when you're driving somewhere, and you don't know where you are, and you don't have a map, and there's nothing to be seen in any direction for miles and miles, and whoever's behind the wheel insists on continuing to    drive ahead   because   "If we go back we're going to waste too much time!" and you argue that "We don't know where we're going!  Just turn around and we'll get directions at that little convenience store we passed 10 miles back," and the driver says, "We don't have enough gas for that!"

 

"Well what if we don't   reach anything going this way   within ten miles then?"

 

"Fuck if    I know!     Do you    have a better idea?   Christ!"

 

And then you're killed by a hitchhiker    with   a hook hand, if Hollywood is    to be believed.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 03, 2013 11:03 AM (4df7R)

195 Maybe he's going to announce plans for an innovative future HealthCare.gov feature. Like security.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 03, 2013 11:03 AM (6ahup)

196 When you criticize someone's religion, you criticize their most personal, closely held beliefs. Getting pushback in the form of words is unreasonable for shitting on someone's belief system? Get a thicker skin. And criticizing someone's opinion is shitting on their personal beliefs? Yeah, someone needs a thicker skin. It ain't fucking me.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 03, 2013 11:03 AM (GEICT)

197 One heartening thing he said: "won't overturn this law as long as he is president" That's a hell of an embarrassing thing to have to say about your legacy law that hasn't even gotten off the ground yet. *smug grin*

Posted by: Meremortal at December 03, 2013 11:03 AM (1Y+hH)

198 People are so pissed at the democrats over Stalincare that the GOP believes they can stuff amnesty down our throats and     still win the midterms.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2013 11:04 AM (urv6T)

199 Masterful performance!

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at December 03, 2013 11:04 AM (B5y+v)

200 My family has voted Republican for five generations and I voted against Obama both times. However, his speech about the Affordable Care Act brought tears to my eyes. On that state with him was living proof of how lives can and are being saved. Didn't Jesus say "help thy neighbor?" How very unChristian of this blog to promote corporate profits over people's health, probably for racist and sexist reasons.

Posted by: Caroline at December 03, 2013 11:04 AM (sv/s3)

201
Obama Begs Nation to Sign Up for Healthcare So He Can Win a Trip to Disneyland.

Posted by: NY Times Headline at December 03, 2013 11:04 AM (bkTIc)

202 Wow...Obama seemed like he was on Quaaludes. He probably needed them after a night of gay homo sex with a gay homo prostitute...and cocaine and meth, the latter being a drug of choice for gay, homo guys

Posted by: Albie Damned at December 03, 2013 11:04 AM (cGaCp)

203 All you CRACKAS are gonna like my O'Choomer Care... and if you don't your won't get a ShamWow... but, I will be sendin' the IRS to audit you CRACKA ass...

Posted by: Preezy Barrycade "ShamWow" O'Choomer at December 03, 2013 11:04 AM (Jls4P)

204 Sometimes, I feel like I could just  hug  and  kiss this guy!

Posted by: Chris Christie at December 03, 2013 11:04 AM (B5y+v)

205 Obama stated going back would be a betrayal, like all the lies he spewed to get it passed.

Posted by: Dr Spanks at December 03, 2013 11:04 AM (xlX1p)

206 183 Has Shep actually come out? Someone said he had and I haven't seen shit about it. I think you might be thinking of the story about some web site (maybe Gawker?) had a blurb about Shemp being out on a date with a man. It was anonymously sourced, and Shemp, to the best of my knowledge, hasn't responded one way or another.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 03, 2013 11:05 AM (7ObY1)

207 mamawinger i wasn't watching  (sun in my room i cannot see screen)just listening but the clapping seemed luke warm.
But perhaps there were only a few of His shills in the audience and reporters .

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 11:05 AM (nqBYe)

208 Well I'm Jewish. All about the foreskin Sarc

Posted by: Thunderb at December 03, 2013 11:05 AM (zOTsN)

209 181 So far, I'm a Francis fan. A focus on evangelization by the Catholic Church is long overdue. And for our political health, Americans need to return to the voluntary associations that have served our country so well over the last 200 years. More government isn't the answer, it's the problem. Posted by: mrp at December 03, 2013 03:00 PM (HjPtV) Without SMOD, you can forget that.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at December 03, 2013 11:05 AM (7RuAX)

210 WH now producing its own sit-coms?

Posted by: USA at December 03, 2013 11:05 AM (VIaw0)

211 'Help Me Bitter Clingers, You're My Only Hope!'

Posted by: Princess Lie-a at December 03, 2013 11:05 AM (lKP9h)

212 31 Oh noes. Rush Limbaugh dared to criticize the Pope the other day. So now The Anchoress has linked to a "damning and cogent response to Rush Limbaugh", which is neither. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 03, 2013 02:43 PM (GEICT) She really won't like what Ann Barnhardt has to say about him.

Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2013 11:05 AM (zoehZ)

213 Can't stand the folksy bullshit schtick of his.


Obama's "I'm just one of the folks" cred is crashing.  This may call for another completely spontaneous visit to Target by the Mooch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2013 11:05 AM (8ZskC)

214 Duh!1 is a braying jackass.
With a low IQ.
And lazy, to boot.
I refuse to denounce myself over the obvious.

Posted by: backhoe at December 03, 2013 11:05 AM (ULH4o)

215 >>Why are so many non-Catholics concerned with what the Pope does or says? Unitarians don't have their own country, ambassadors and permanent observer status at the UN. Or pope mobile for that matter. He does have influence outside the Catholic Church.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2013 11:05 AM (g1DWB)

216 So, how many FF points do Moochie and the kids get for every sign up that uses a CC?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 03, 2013 11:05 AM (0FSuD)

217 182 tell your co workers , tell your neighbors. ~ They rapin' everyone up in here.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 03, 2013 11:05 AM (6ahup)

218 I'd have to watch myself that I don't go postal on them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2013 03:01 PM (t3UFN)

 

 

----------------------------------------------

 

 

Just show up at the door with a double-barreled 12 ga.  And for added drama, break it open and pop in a couple of  shells,  then click it loudly shut.  You'll render them speechless.

Posted by: Soona at December 03, 2013 11:05 AM (9sMM9)

219 207 Masterful performance! Posted by: Joe Scarborough at December 03, 2013 03:04 PM (B5y+v) My leg is still tingling.

Posted by: Tingles Matthews at December 03, 2013 11:06 AM (7ObY1)

220

Barky.... if that was your version of the Knockout Game.... well.... you suck.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 03, 2013 11:06 AM (nELVU)

221 Tell your co workers, tell your neighbors. Then tell my IRS agents what they say...

Posted by: USA at December 03, 2013 11:06 AM (VIaw0)

222 Palate cleanser.
http://purrpurr.org/catflakes/

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 03, 2013 11:06 AM (/kI1Q)

223 OK imma rent Barry Lyndon and crash I'm thinking

laterz

Posted by: Bigby's Pimp Hand at December 03, 2013 11:07 AM (RLTt1)

224 This POS is really going to ride the Titanic all the way to the bottom.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2013 11:07 AM (urv6T)

225 225 182 tell your co workers , tell your neighbors. Ha Ha, so how many LIV's have "co workers"? You have to have a job to have co workers.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 03, 2013 11:07 AM (0FSuD)

226 208 My family has voted Republican for five generations and I voted against Obama both times. However, his speech about the Affordable Care Act brought tears to my eyes. On that state with him was living proof of how lives can and are being saved. Didn't Jesus say "help thy neighbor?" How very unChristian of this blog to promote corporate profits over people's health, probably for racist and sexist reasons. Posted by: Caroline at December 03, 2013 03:04 PM (sv/s3) We'll just wait for the punchline, then.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at December 03, 2013 11:07 AM (7RuAX)

227 Geeze Louis, MWR, you crack me up!

Posted by: Justamom at December 03, 2013 11:07 AM (Sptt8)

228 Potemkin Presser

Posted by: USA at December 03, 2013 11:07 AM (VIaw0)

229 #208 Concern Troll. Know your place!

Posted by: Guy who doesn't give a fuck at December 03, 2013 11:07 AM (7ObY1)

230 tell your co workers , tell your neighbors. Did he really say that? How many people are willing to risk the utter humiliation as exemplified in this video, when a liberal assembled the extended family on Thanksgiving to (as advised by the White House) lecture them all to get ObamaCare -- the results were hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnpxMMJ4UnA This is a MUST WATCH video -- only 1 minute long. Obama's advocates know this is the reception awaiting them if they try to "tell everyone" about the joys of Obamacare. Which is why the vast majority of people -- even Obama's most ardent supporters -- will keep their mouths shut. Social embarrassment is our greatest ally.

Posted by: zombie at December 03, 2013 11:08 AM (+cx5n)

231 SCOAMF continues to tout the law's benefits as if they exist in a vacuum. It requires a radical suspension of brain activity to listen to anything Obamacare related anymore. These people are completely and utterly detached from reality.

Posted by: Jaydee at December 03, 2013 11:08 AM (nEQwk)

232

208 -

 

Sadly, I think you are a sock.  I wish you were real, we haven't had any real  concern trolls  around here in quite some time. 

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2013 11:08 AM (TOk1P)

233 And criticizing someone's opinion is shitting on their personal beliefs? Yeah, someone needs a thicker skin. It ain't fucking me. -------------------------- You may not be as personally invested in the opinion that New Coke was superior in taste to Coke Classic as you are in the opinion that God has brought you to the Catholic church as the instrument of your salvation. Or maybe you are. In which case, you should get a thicker fucking skin.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 03, 2013 11:08 AM (CJjw5)

234 My cat has  just discovered the Christmas tree.  It's been up three days.  Dumb cat.




Still smarter than Obama.

Posted by: mama winger at December 03, 2013 11:08 AM (P6QsQ)

235 Speech over.  Obamacare status: FIXED

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2013 11:08 AM (8ZskC)

236 I give the speech 8 boners on my 7 boner scale.

Posted by: Piers Morgan at December 03, 2013 11:08 AM (xlX1p)

237 So the presser was just Obama blowing smoke out his ass once again?

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 03, 2013 11:08 AM (RZ8pf)

238 New Coke    works better as a Nyquil mixer, for sure

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2013 11:09 AM (urv6T)

239 Media reaction? Swooning and tingling?

Posted by: Meremortal at December 03, 2013 11:09 AM (1Y+hH)

240 They're in delay mode, now. They're just trying to run down the clock until it's too late to pull the plug on this shit program.

Posted by: --- at December 03, 2013 11:09 AM (MMC8r)

241 Git in they faces!!!

Posted by: president Communty Organizer at December 03, 2013 11:09 AM (cGaCp)

242 235 208 My family has voted Republican for five generations and I voted against Obama both times. However, his speech about the Affordable Care Act brought tears to my eyes. On that state with him was living proof of how lives can and are being saved. Didn't Jesus say "help thy neighbor?" How very unChristian of this blog to promote corporate profits over people's health, probably for racist and sexist reasons. Posted by: Caroline at December 03, 2013 03:04 PM (sv/s3) Leave Caroline alone, she's Mary from VT's illegitimate transgendered child.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 03, 2013 11:10 AM (0FSuD)

243

get a thicker fucking skin

 

Vitamin 'B'  supplements will give you a thicker Fucking Skin and a shiny coat.

 

 

 

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2013 11:10 AM (lKP9h)

244 Has the perfect physical specimen signed up yet?

Posted by: USA at December 03, 2013 11:10 AM (VIaw0)

245 I'm sure Caroline also sheds tears for those that have lost coverage ,
and those with the prohibitive costs will no longer be able to take their kids to the movies, or perhaps a vacation ever other year.
or pay their mortgage.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 11:10 AM (nqBYe)

246 They're just trying to run down the clock until it's too late to pull the plug on this shit program. Posted by: --- at December 03, 2013 03:09 PM (MMC8r) And for $500, in Double Jeopardy, can you name one large Federal Program that once enacted was ever shit canned?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2013 11:10 AM (t3UFN)

247 Geeze Louis, MWR, you crack me up!

Posted by: Justamom at December 03, 2013 03:07 PM (Sptt

 

Aww.   I try!  ^_^   We have to laugh or we'll cry.

 

 

Speech over. Obamacare status: FIXED


 

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2013 03:08 PM (8ZskC)

 

 

Did he drop the mic before walking off stage?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 03, 2013 11:11 AM (4df7R)

248

Despite your best efforts, I live!!

Posted by: Concerned Conservative Christian and Lifelong Republican at December 03, 2013 11:11 AM (BrQrN)

249

They're just trying to run down the clock until it's too late to pull the plug on this shit program.

-

They are hoping to sign up enough new medicaid patients that they can outnumber the employed people that will lose coverage     next fall.  That     way they can screw the productive class and still remain in power.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2013 11:11 AM (urv6T)

250 Or maybe you are. In which case, you should get a thicker fucking skin. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 03, 2013 03:08 PM (CJjw5) Yes, criticizing an opinion on economics by a religious leader is a horrible horrible thing that only terrible people would do. Criticizing people for freaking the fuck out on people for criticism (I think I got that right) is a hate crime. Despite the pastiness and the freckles, my skin is just fine. Here, have a New Coke and a smile.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 03, 2013 11:11 AM (GEICT)

251 You may not be as personally invested in the opinion that New Coke was superior in taste to Coke Classic as you are in the opinion that God has brought you to the Catholic church as the instrument of your salvation.


Or maybe you are. In which case, you should get a thicker fucking skin.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 03, 2013 03:08 PM (CJjw5)



Sorry EoJ, but the Pope is a man and is not above criticism for his opinions on economics.





Posted by: EC at December 03, 2013 11:11 AM (GQ8sn)

252 >>Has the perfect physical specimen signed up yet? Nah, I'm holding out until the last minute.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2013 11:11 AM (g1DWB)

253 The media is scared of Pope Francis' popularity so they can't paint him as a neo Nazi like they did Benedict. Instead the media is spinning everything Francis says into leftist propaganda. That's how we hear reports that the Pope supports gay marriage etc.

Posted by: votermom at December 03, 2013 11:11 AM (PJHA0)

254 Wait! 3:00? Nap time!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 03, 2013 11:11 AM (0FSuD)

255 252 get a thicker fucking skin Vitamin 'B' supplements will give you a thicker Fucking Skin and a shiny coat. Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2013 03:10 PM (lKP9h) So will frequent brushing and daily belly rubs.

Posted by: AoShq Blog Innovator at December 03, 2013 11:11 AM (kkbgQ)

256 Hey, maybe you could cool it with the criticism for a week or two!   If Netanyahu  is willing  to  hold  his  tongue,  you  can  too.

Posted by: President For Life Obama at December 03, 2013 11:11 AM (B5y+v)

257 anyway the eaisest thing to do would have dealt with those that were not insured instead of upending the system for those and causing mayhem for millions more.

btw that's what i thought medicaid was for?

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 11:11 AM (nqBYe)

258
I saw "Thicker Fucking Skin" open for Ted Nugent in Phoenix during the Intensities In Ten Cities Tour.

Fuckin AWESOME!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 03, 2013 11:11 AM (nELVU)

259 Caroline -

I too would like to see the little children all get their health needs met.  Unfortunately, Obamacare kills more than it heals.  By a factor of eleventy.

Posted by: mama winger at December 03, 2013 11:12 AM (P6QsQ)

260 No, the Pope is not a Communist and in this case his remarks always taken out of context to support a leftist agenda. Generally, it's only die hard RCs who read an entire writing that the Pope distributes. I doubt Rush Limbaugh has read it either. And noboby says the Pope or the church is above reproach. It seems to me they want things read in context which is a good thing. When he speaks ex cathedra about doctrine that is quite different than what he opines on politics. Ann Barnhardt brings her very conservative political views to everything she approaches. I find her a little too "church militant" for my view but some people like it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2013 11:12 AM (BC6cY)

261 One person managed to enroll at the site during the speech. Unfortunately, his name is lost in the system so we can't tell you who he is. But he's thrilled!

Posted by: Meremortal at December 03, 2013 11:12 AM (1Y+hH)

262 241 208 - Sadly, I think you are a sock. I wish you were real, we haven't had any real concern trolls around here in quite some time. Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2013 03:08 PM (TOk1P) Yeah,.... and on a lying POS is gonna lie somes mo' thread. Go figure......

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at December 03, 2013 11:12 AM (7RuAX)

263 Now imagine ... if Obama were a Republican.

None of this shit would fly -- then again, he would never have been shielded, coddled, and sucked off by the media then, would he?

Posted by: acethepug at December 03, 2013 11:12 AM (S1AAL)

264 Lysenko theory, comrades!

Posted by: koolak at December 03, 2013 11:12 AM (RPDkq)

265 Adhering someone else's skin to your own skin will give you a thicker skin.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 03, 2013 11:12 AM (xlX1p)

266 My family has voted Republican for five generations and I voted against Obama both times. However, his speech about the Affordable Care Act brought tears to my eyes.


Your last name isn't Boehner by any chance is it?


Posted by: EC at December 03, 2013 11:13 AM (GQ8sn)

267 Unitarians don't have their own country, ambassadors and permanent observer status at the UN. Or pope mobile for that matter. -------------------------- Does the Pope have more or less influence than the PLO, which is the other permanent observer in the U.N.? I would argue less. Much less. How much dancing to the tune of the Palestinians does the U.S. government do? Now how much stroke does the Holy See have?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 03, 2013 11:13 AM (CJjw5)

268 No, "sharp" as in I am sharp. I have an unmatched, almost relentless intelligence and so on.

Posted by: barack obama as Augustus at December 03, 2013 11:13 AM (4eNxd)

269 Now imagine ... if Obama were a Republican.

---

Hillary would be President.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 03, 2013 11:13 AM (nELVU)

270 3.more.years.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 11:13 AM (nqBYe)

271 And where exactly would one find this "thicker fucking skin"?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 03, 2013 11:13 AM (BrQrN)

272 oh lord, did it happen....did Obama move the needle? No, lol, of course not, he just stammered for a while and failed to address anything resembling reality.

Posted by: oejay44cday at December 03, 2013 11:13 AM (3RFv9)

273 Is it safe to go back to FOX News, I am getting sick of the fat bastard in WFAN

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2013 11:13 AM (t3UFN)

274 Exit question: If he were selling ANY product (car, dishwasher, electric razor) in a competitive market, would you go to his website to buy what he is selling?

Posted by: USA at December 03, 2013 11:14 AM (VIaw0)

275 I too would like to see the little children all get their health needs met. Unfortunately, Obamacare kills more than it heals. By a factor of eleventy. Posted by: mama winger at December 03, 2013 03:12 PM (P6QsQ) Don't forget to add pOtAto!!!111!! to each side of the equation.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at December 03, 2013 11:14 AM (7RuAX)

276

262 -

 

The  Pope told you to stop talking about gay marriage and abortion and all that other pesky "morality" stuff.  You're scaring off the cool kids!

 

Nobody is spinning this stuff.  He's saying it. 

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2013 11:14 AM (TOk1P)

277
Thicker fucking skin is why Sidney Leather s could sell a chunk of her pussy.

Posted by: Madonna's pap smear at December 03, 2013 11:14 AM (bkTIc)

278 Had to run to the store for ETOH, did President Choad Load have anything good to say? I mean good for us citizens...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 03, 2013 11:14 AM (vHRtU)

279 oh lord, did it happen....did Obama move the needle? --- Only in the sense of him taking Reggie's needle between the buttocks.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 03, 2013 11:15 AM (/Crba)

280 Oh I know Caroline s really Meghan McCain

Posted by: Thunderb at December 03, 2013 11:15 AM (zOTsN)

281 Anybody faint yet? I would like just once for one of his human props while he is speaking to poop their pants. Just once.

Posted by: Lester at December 03, 2013 11:16 AM (2UPXV)

282 One problem that the Pope seems to be struggling with is how to form his message so that it is not used for leftist propoganda. 

Posted by: mama winger at December 03, 2013 11:16 AM (P6QsQ)

283 'Chunk of Pussy' was Thicker Fucking Skins best record.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2013 11:16 AM (lKP9h)

284 i would like to know likelihood of those that share their stories of cancer and being dropped  get audited by IRS and those that help them get insurance also get audited by IRS?

what's the chances?

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 11:16 AM (nqBYe)

285 Unfortunately, Obamacare kills more than it heals. By a factor of eleventy.

Posted by: mama winger at December 03, 2013 03:12 PM (P6QsQ)

Doesn't matter. Even in a world of skittles and ice cream and dancing unicorns, where ObamaCare works, I don't have any responsibility for your health care. Or the sick kid down the street. Or the cute cancer patient on the news.

Not my problem.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2013 11:16 AM (oJ5Fd)

286 248 Media reaction? Tingles Matthews: tingling Joe ScarbRINO - Why, we conservatives could learn so much from Obama's leadership skills Martin Bashir - that speech was so good, it makes me want to defecate in Sarah Palin's mouth Piers Morgan - A masterful speech from a perfect physical specimen Ed Schultz - (incoherent red-faced ranting) David Brooks - I could hardly pay attention to what Obama was saying, what with those sharp creases in his trousers and all. Jharles Chonson - (busy planting rayciss comments on rigt-wing sites, unavailable for comment till the Daily Kos tells him what to think.) Mellitha Harrith-Perry - That thpeech wath the betht thpeech the Prethident hath ever thpoken.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 03, 2013 11:16 AM (7ObY1)

287 270 One person managed to enroll at the site during the speech. Unfortunately, his name is lost in the system so we can't tell you who he is. But he's thrilled! Posted by: Meremortal at December 03, 2013 03:12 PM (1Y+hH) ~ We'll know who it is when he gets his next credit card bills.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 03, 2013 11:16 AM (6ahup)

288 I much preferred the Popes from my youth, like Pious the XII. He scared the crap out you and hated Communists, like any good Pope should. And he ordered the excavation of the second level below the altar at St. Peter's, which is awesome to tour He probably saved the Church millions by getting the water down there under control. It was bad.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 03, 2013 11:16 AM (1Y+hH)

289 >>Does the Pope have more or less influence than the PLO, which is the other permanent observer in the U.N.? >>I would argue less. Much less. How much dancing to the tune of the Palestinians does the U.S. government do? Now how much stroke does the Holy See have? Well I think you sort of inadvertently made my point. I doubt that the Holy See has as much pull as the PLO but the fact that you compare him to another country and not another religious leader is what I was getting at. I think he seems like a generally good guy but I don't think any human is above criticism if they wade into politics or economics.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2013 11:16 AM (g1DWB)

290

280And where exactly would one find this "thicker fucking skin"?

----

I just fap with sandpaper and let the callouses build up.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2013 11:17 AM (SO2Q8)

291 The PLO is not a country.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 03, 2013 11:18 AM (xlX1p)

292 And where exactly would one find this "thicker fucking skin"? Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 03, 2013 03:13 PM (BrQrN) Check your calloused meatflaps.

Posted by: --- at December 03, 2013 11:18 AM (MMC8r)

293 Tingles Matthews: tingling

Joe ScarbRINO - Why, we conservatives could learn so much from Obama's leadership skills

Martin Bashir - that speech was so good, it makes me want to defecate in Sarah Palin's mouth

Piers Morgan - A masterful speech from a perfect physical specimen

Ed Schultz - (incoherent red-faced ranting)

David Brooks - I could hardly pay attention to what Obama was saying, what with those sharp creases in his trousers and all.

Jharles Chonson - (busy planting rayciss comments on rigt-wing sites, unavailable for comment till the Daily Kos tells him what to think.)

Mellitha Harrith-Perry - That thpeech wath the betht thpeech the Prethident hath ever thpoken.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 03, 2013 03:16 PM (7ObY1)


------

Soledad O Brian - Hey.... my earpiece quit working!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 03, 2013 11:18 AM (nELVU)

294 Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2013 03:13 PM (t3UFN)

You listen to Francesa? He's a repetitive, anti-Semitic cocksucker.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2013 11:18 AM (oJ5Fd)

295 Sorry EoJ, but the Pope is a man and is not above criticism for his opinions on economics. Posted by: EC at December 03, 2013 03:11 PM (GQ8sn) -------------------------------- No shit. He knows fuck-all about economic matters and should probably keep his mouth shut on lots of things. He wasn't appointed by God as Pope. He was elected by men. Having said that. Why. Does. It. Matter. So. Much? Alex Jones says many, MANY more stupid things. I've yet to see him shouted down with as much vehemence as the pope. As far as The Anchoress, or whatever she calls herself, this is going to come as a shocker, but she doesn't speak for all Catholics.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 03, 2013 11:18 AM (CJjw5)

296 "Was it about the Pope's views on how economics should work? " ------------------------- Well, no. It's about the MSM's view on what the Pope is saying about economics. They just culled a few sentences from a 300 page statement and ran with them. The fact is that Francis didn't say a thing that JPII or Benedict haven't said. Like his predecessors, Francis supports private property, is suspicious of big government, decries centralization as opposed to subsidiarity, denounces collectivism, and condemns the tendency of politicians to justify evil means by claiming good ends. But the MSM isn't interested in that. ALL popes are going to oppose consumerism, materialism, and ends-justify-the-means profit seeking, lack of charity, and indifference to others. No brainer. The MSM tends to make popes "say" whatever they want them to say, depending on whether the media itself wants to be outraged !!! or whether it wants people to believe we finally have a pope who agrees with us!!!! Whatever serves the Party narrative.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 03, 2013 11:18 AM (dfYL9)

297 Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 03, 2013 03:16 PM (7ObY1) That was a tour de force. I tip my hat.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 03, 2013 11:18 AM (1Y+hH)

298 african water frogs are entertaining to watch .

just sharing.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 11:18 AM (nqBYe)

299 In other news:  Stalin spoke to the "people."

Posted by: tangonine at December 03, 2013 11:18 AM (x3YFz)

300 I much preferred the Popes from my youth, like Pious the XII. He scared the crap out you and hated Communists, like any good Pope should.


Yes. We miss the man.

Posted by: High Level Ex-Nazis Living in Argentina at December 03, 2013 11:19 AM (8ZskC)

301  Didn't Jesus say "help thy neighbor?"

Posted by: Caroline at December 03, 2013 03:04 PM (sv/s3)









I'm pretty sure that Jesus didn't say "bend over and let Caesar's tax collectors ream your wallet while a Roman Legionary watches vigilantly with his pilum in hand".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 03, 2013 11:19 AM (TIIx5)

302

Obama  ,   his teleprompter and  Jay Carney walk into a bar at closing time.  The  bartender says " Sorry gentlemen but its 2:00am  and the bar is closed.  You were supposed to be here at  12:30 am "

 

Carney says  " you are  unintensionally  incorrect  sir  ,  it  is  only 12:30 am  "

 

At which time Obama starts heading back to the car saying  "  Its only 12:30am? I have at least an hour before I have to be here" 

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 03, 2013 11:19 AM (m2CN7)

303 OT

Iowahawk brings it!




David Burge @iowahawkblog

Good news! New improved http://Healthcare.gov  queuing system makes sure you go straight to the Fuh Queue.






Posted by: EC at December 03, 2013 11:19 AM (GQ8sn)

304 John Paul for the win

Posted by: Thunderb at December 03, 2013 11:19 AM (zOTsN)

305 Did they let him be clear?

Posted by: RWC at December 03, 2013 11:19 AM (fWAjv)

306 3.more.years. Posted by: willow at December 03, 2 It's a damn good thing you are so effing loveable, willow.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 03, 2013 11:20 AM (1Y+hH)

307 The MSM tends to make popes "say" whatever they want them to say, depending on whether the media itself wants to be outraged !!! or whether it wants people to believe we finally have a pope who agrees with us!!!! Whatever serves the Party narrative. Yes indeed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2013 11:21 AM (BC6cY)

308

but I don't think any human is above criticism if they wade into politics or economics.

---

BURN THE OBAMAIST HERETIC

Posted by: MSM at December 03, 2013 11:21 AM (SO2Q8)

309 "The first thing we do, is we kill all the journalists."

King Henry VI, Shakespeare (modified)

Posted by: tangonine at December 03, 2013 11:21 AM (x3YFz)

310 Tell your friends and coworkers? Well Obama, you sorry excuse for a human, my coworkers saw it firsthand with me yesterday when their insurance rates skyrocketed with mine. As for my friends, I never post political shit on my facebook, but you and your piece of shit ACA have inspired me. You can goddamn bet I'm telling every one of my friends about you, you abhorrent scumsucking lieing fuckweasel.

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 03, 2013 11:21 AM (B2fm1)

311 Alex Jones says many, MANY more stupid things. I've yet to see him shouted down with as much vehemence as the pope.


What?

Posted by: EC at December 03, 2013 11:21 AM (GQ8sn)

312 Is Obama every gonna comment on the massive protests in Ukraine? It's almost like he's supporting the Communists. Crazy idea, I know.

Posted by: Franch Dressing at December 03, 2013 11:21 AM (ZPrif)

313 The MSM tends to make popes "say" whatever they want them to say, "Say hello to the folks, Pontiff!" "Hello, folks!"

Posted by: --- at December 03, 2013 11:22 AM (MMC8r)

314 One person managed to enroll at the site during the speech. Unfortunately, his name is lost in the system so we can't tell you who he is. But he's thrilled! Posted by: Meremortal at December 03, 2013 03:12 PM (1Y+hH) ~ We'll know who it is when he gets his next credit card bills. That Nigerian Prince & Ms. Cleo sure are happy!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2013 11:22 AM (xZxMD)

315 @311 Obama and Biden are walking down the street and Biden walks into a bar. Obama steps over it because its been set so low for this president.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 03, 2013 11:23 AM (6ahup)

316 Did the JEF enroll, live during the presser? I would watch that

Posted by: Thunderb at December 03, 2013 11:23 AM (zOTsN)

317 Didn't Jesus
say "help thy neighbor?"

Posted by: Caroline at December 03, 2013 03:04 PM (sv/s3)
-----------------------------




How is Obamacare doing that exactly? 


Also, please give a Scripture reference that shows Jesus was speaking about using government as your charity vehicle, rather than your individual self. 

Posted by: mama winger at December 03, 2013 11:23 AM (P6QsQ)

318

304 -

 

You can't give JPII credit for having  defeated the communist influence in the Church, then turn around and say Francis' communist leanings don't matter.

 

Either these guys are influential, or they're not.  Is it all for show, or do they have some real impact on the world? 

 

If it's  all about the funny hat  and  waves from the balcony, then fine, elect a communist.  But if it matters, then it matters, and it is necessary for people to refute him when he's wrong.  And he's wrong about more than just the economics nonsense he's been spewing. 

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2013 11:24 AM (TOk1P)

319 Caroline Kennedy, unable to "you know"sleep because "you know" of the incredible stress of being "you know" the ambassador to Japan "you know", was "you know" kind enough "you know" to comment on this board and "you know" shockingly "you know" confess to "you know" voting against "you know" Obama...TWICE

Posted by: ed gibbon at December 03, 2013 11:24 AM (4eNxd)

320 So pissed. So. Fucking. Pissed.

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 03, 2013 11:24 AM (B2fm1)

321 John Paul could talk about the poor all day without giving the Italian socialist media a thing to hang their hats on. That's the Pope's job. Francis isn't doing it right.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 03, 2013 11:24 AM (1Y+hH)

322 You'd think he was bored with prezidentin or something.

Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2013 11:24 AM (Kkt/i)

323 Wait?! It's Carline Kennedy!

Posted by: Thunderb at December 03, 2013 11:24 AM (zOTsN)

324 Didn't Jesus say "help thy neighbor?" No, dumbfuck, He didn't. Go read it again. Or more likely, read it for the first time.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 03, 2013 11:25 AM (1Y+hH)

325 I can'y bear to watch Obama. What's the basic take away from what he said and how is it different from any other lies he's told about Obamacare?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2013 11:25 AM (BC6cY)

326

It's Caroline Kennedy!

-

I was going to guess that, but I didn't notice any spelling errors.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 03, 2013 11:25 AM (urv6T)

327

Wow.

It's Popey in here.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2013 11:26 AM (lKP9h)

328 Didn't Jesus
say "help thy neighbor?"


No.  That's from the Good and Plenty Clause.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2013 11:26 AM (8ZskC)

329 I love these death row caravans on execution day in Texas. They have 3 vehicles. A guard with a shot gun sits in front of the prisoner. They tell them that if any car tries to box them in, if there are any gunshots or explosions, any vehicular accidents, the orders are for the guy with the shot gun to turn around and shoot them.

Posted by: AoShq Blog Innovator at December 03, 2013 11:26 AM (kkbgQ)

330 It's just a question of messaging. Instead of, "Oh my God we're sinking and there aren't enough lifeboats." we should go with, "Good news! The lower classes will be included in the aquatic exercise program!"

Posted by: Captain of the Titanic at December 03, 2013 11:26 AM (Hx5uv)

331 Sounds like it was really a bleg

Posted by: Thunderb at December 03, 2013 11:26 AM (zOTsN)

332 Didn't Jesus say "help thy neighbor?" ---------------------------- No. He said, "Quit checking out his ass."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 03, 2013 11:26 AM (CJjw5)

333 This has wandered off of what I was talking about. My annoyance/criticism/whatever didn't really have anything to do with the Pope himself, more the reactions of those who consider him and the Catholic church above reproach. And initially, it was about that and the poorly made argument in the article Anchoress linked.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 03, 2013 11:26 AM (GEICT)

334 FFS will someone auto-tune Barack's speech to make it minimally bearable.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 03, 2013 11:26 AM (6ahup)

335 did anyone faint?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at December 03, 2013 11:26 AM (8v/hq)

336 No. He said, "Quit checking out his ass."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 03, 2013 03:26 PM (CJjw5)



I thought it was "Stop playing with yourself!"



Posted by: EC at December 03, 2013 11:27 AM (GQ8sn)

337 I voted against Obama both times. However, his speech about the Affordable Care Act brought tears to my eyes. You're related to Mary Cloggenstein, right?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2013 11:27 AM (BC6cY)

338 Bible Gateway:


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Posted by: mama winger at December 03, 2013 11:27 AM (P6QsQ)

339 Meremortal, ty. yeah i know when i think of the years i want to find a place to hide in the mountains .

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 11:27 AM (nqBYe)

340 328 Caroline Kennedy, unable to "you know"sleep because "you know" of the incredible stress of being "you know" the ambassador to Japan "you know", was "you know" kind enough "you know" to comment on this board and "you know" shockingly "you know" confess to "you know" voting against "you know" Obama...TWICE Posted by: ed gibbon at December 03, 2013 03:24 PM (4eNxd) With all that money no one could pay for speech therapy for her?

Posted by: AoShq Blog Innovator at December 03, 2013 11:28 AM (kkbgQ)

341 Caroline is the new lace wigs

Posted by: Thunderb at December 03, 2013 11:28 AM (zOTsN)

342 Just because your religion is inferior to Catholicism doesn't give you the privilege to criticize the Pope.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 03, 2013 11:28 AM (xlX1p)

343 phoenixgirl i almost did from b/p rise

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 11:28 AM (nqBYe)

344  Didn't Jesus

say "help thy neighbor?"

Pretty sure that was "Love thy neighbor"

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at December 03, 2013 11:29 AM (X+nFp)

345

330John Paul could talk about the poor all day without giving the Italian socialist media a thing to hang their hats on.

----

IOW, an erection

 

Posted by: MSM at December 03, 2013 11:29 AM (SO2Q8)

346 Didn't Jesus

say "help thy neighbor?"


Posted by: Caroline at December 03, 2013 03:04 PM (sv/s3)

So if your neighbor has an AK aimed and your head and doesn't have a round in the chamber you should point that out?

There's a line. speedy.

Posted by: tangonine at December 03, 2013 11:29 AM (x3YFz)

347 With all that money no one could pay for speech therapy for her?

Posted by: AoShq Blog Innovator at December 03, 2013 03:28 PM (kkbgQ)


That's AFTER a great deal of money spent...

Posted by: ed gibbon at December 03, 2013 11:29 AM (4eNxd)

348 This has wandered off of what I was talking about. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Cr Keep this kind of talk up and I'm going to start worrying about you.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 03, 2013 11:30 AM (1Y+hH)

349 Caroline Kennedy, unable to "you know"sleep because "you know" of the incredible stress of being "you know" the ambassador to Japan "you know", was "you know" kind enough "you know" to comment on this board and "you know" shockingly "you know" confess to "you know" voting against "you know" Obama...TWICE
Posted by: ed gibbon at December 03, 2013 03:24 PM (4eNxd)

With all that money no one could pay for speech therapy for her?
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You can't fix stupid.

Posted by: 'Tater Salad at December 03, 2013 11:30 AM (Hx5uv)

350 i really don't want to step into this conversation as i'm not christian.
but i believe teaching a man to fish  (for his personal security) was the idea?

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 11:30 AM (nqBYe)

351 I believe the exact quote was "Have Caesar use a gun to take stuff from one of your neighbors and give it to another."

Or something.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 03, 2013 11:30 AM (pj6Nr)

352 The F1UC Queue, to be exact.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at December 03, 2013 11:30 AM (49drt)

353 285 262 - The Pope told you to stop talking about gay marriage and abortion and all that other pesky "morality" stuff. You're scaring off the cool kids! Nobody is spinning this stuff. He's saying it. Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2013 03:14 PM (TOk1P) ------------------------------------- Odd. Because, in that same 300 page document that the MSM is selectively quoting to dupe people like you, he gives an impassioned defense of traditional male-female marriage and the usual scathing denunciation of abortion.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 03, 2013 11:31 AM (dfYL9)

354 "And initially, it was about that and the poorly made argument in the article Anchoress linked."

It was initially about you being mad that someone criticized Saint Rush.

Posted by: Shoot Me at December 03, 2013 11:31 AM (qiXMt)

355 Keep this kind of talk up and I'm going to start worrying about you. Posted by: Meremortal at December 03, 2013 03:30 PM (1Y+hH) Lol. Sorry. Forgot where I was for a second.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 03, 2013 11:31 AM (GEICT)

356 nevermind back to watching the water frog.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 11:31 AM (nqBYe)

357

355 -

 

I'm so glad I don't live in your neighborhood. 

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2013 11:31 AM (TOk1P)

358 I thought it was "Stop playing with yourself!" It is God!

Posted by: Kent at December 03, 2013 11:31 AM (QF8uk)

359 Pretty sure that was "Love thy neighbor"
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Damn right it was.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 03, 2013 11:31 AM (Hx5uv)

360 Just because your religion is inferior to Catholicism doesn't give you the privilege to criticize the Pope.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 03, 2013 03:28 PM (xlX1p)

Oh my!

But....can I criticize a cardinal?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2013 11:31 AM (oJ5Fd)

361 Fuck You, Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew I!!! YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 03, 2013 11:31 AM (CJjw5)

362 Did Obama's speech bring tears to anyone elses eyes here? ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2013 11:32 AM (BC6cY)

363 Yes Non Catholics failure to recognize the infallibility of the pope is the problem

Posted by: Thunderb at December 03, 2013 11:32 AM (zOTsN)

364

362 -

 

No idiot.  He said it elsewhere.  You were too busy looking at his halo to notice. 

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2013 11:32 AM (TOk1P)

365 It was initially about you being mad that someone criticized Saint Rush. Posted by: Shoot Me at December 03, 2013 03:31 PM (qiXMt) Uh no. Reading is fundamental.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 03, 2013 11:32 AM (GEICT)

366 Posted by: AoShq Blog Innovator at December 03, 2013 03:26 PM The fact that Texas has been and will always be the greatest state in the union is old news. Just made that one boo-boo in 1845.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 03, 2013 11:33 AM (1Y+hH)

367 coercion using govt  or IRS  is stealing from a neighbor  and giving to a favored Other ,it is not charity.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 11:33 AM (nqBYe)

368 But....can I criticize a cardinal?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

No.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 03, 2013 11:33 AM (xlX1p)

369 Did Obama's speech bring tears to anyone elses eyes here?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2013 03:32 PM (BC6cY)

-----------------------



Just the fact that Obama got elected president brings tears to my eyes.

Posted by: mama winger at December 03, 2013 11:33 AM (P6QsQ)

370 But....can I criticize a cardinal? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2013 03:31 PM (oJ5Fd) ------------------------------------ SEE HOW THE ZIONIST JEW ATTACKS THE HOLY CHURCH?!!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 03, 2013 11:33 AM (CJjw5)

371 damn it.

ok meet everyone on the next thread.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 11:34 AM (nqBYe)

372 i really don't want to step into this conversation as i'm not christian. but i believe teaching a man to fish (for his personal security) was the idea? That was for the continuity of breweries. "Teach a man to fish & he'll sit in a boat & drink beer all day".

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2013 11:34 AM (xZxMD)

373

Jesus also said that  I  will fashion this  rope and   this  here other junk  into a kick ass whip and  commence to putting an ass whipping on your sorry asses. 

 

Note that I may be mistaken about how many times he said ass.  

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 03, 2013 11:34 AM (m2CN7)

374 This has wandered off of what I was talking about.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 03, 2013 03:26 PM (GEICT)

This should help.

http://tinyurl.com/3ts3mkd

Very, Very NSFW

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2013 11:34 AM (oJ5Fd)

375 Meremortal, ty. yeah i know when i think of the years i want to find a place to hide in the mountains . Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 03:27 PM We have plenty of room here in the mountains for people like you!

Posted by: Meremortal at December 03, 2013 11:34 AM (1Y+hH)

376 that speech brought tears to my {not so} private regions

Posted by: sandra fluke at December 03, 2013 11:34 AM (4eNxd)

377 SEE HOW THE ZIONIST JEW ATTACKS THE HOLY CHURCH?!! Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 03, 2013 03:33 PM (CJjw5) No, No, NoÂ….he's a Zionist Joooooooo.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 03, 2013 11:34 AM (GEICT)

378 As a non-denominational evangelical wacko fundamentalist, I have the sad duty to inform you that you are all wrong. 



Everyone but me -   wrong wrong wrong.

Posted by: mama winger at December 03, 2013 11:35 AM (P6QsQ)

379 I think all people are fallible. Me. Rush. The Pope

Posted by: Thunderb at December 03, 2013 11:35 AM (zOTsN)

380 I believe the exact quote was "Have Caesar use a gun to take stuff from one of your neighbors and give it to another." Yes, it was “Give thou to Caesar what is Everyone Else’s.”

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at December 03, 2013 11:35 AM (QF8uk)

381 how did this become the pope thread?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at December 03, 2013 11:35 AM (8v/hq)

382

326 Didn't Jesus

say "help thy neighbor?"


Posted by: Caroline at December 03, 2013 03:04 PM (sv/s3)

 

 

 

There's a big friggin difference between helping your neighbor and helping your neighbor steal from another neighbor!

Posted by: Havedash at December 03, 2013 11:35 AM (BMEZ0)

383 Everyone but me - wrong wrong wrong.

Posted by: mama winger at December 03, 2013 03:35 PM (P6QsQ)



Hahahahaha!!!!!


Posted by: EC at December 03, 2013 11:35 AM (GQ8sn)

384 Some things are just too easy for this President. Like fixing 404Care.gov.

Posted by: Val JarJar at December 03, 2013 11:35 AM (HA2Ey)

385

369 -

 

All I can tell you is we ran David Freese out of town, in spite of the fact that he was the 2011 W.S. hero. 

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2013 11:35 AM (TOk1P)

386 Sorry EoJ, but the Pope is a man and is not above criticism for his opinions on economics.

Argentine Priest = doubly disqualified to have anything useful to say about economics.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at December 03, 2013 11:35 AM (DL2i+)

387 But....can I criticize a cardinal? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo Joe Torre? Bob Gibson? Stan Musial?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2013 11:35 AM (xZxMD)

388 SEE HOW THE ZIONIST JEW ATTACKS THE HOLY CHURCH?!!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 03, 2013 03:33 PM (CJjw5)

Damn straight!

You papists are getting far too much press nowadays.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2013 11:35 AM (oJ5Fd)

389 Argentine Priest = doubly disqualified to have anything useful to say about economics.


No shit.  Growing up in Argentina probably does a number on how you think the rest of the world works.


Posted by: EC at December 03, 2013 11:36 AM (GQ8sn)

390 371 Did Obama's speech bring tears to anyone elses eyes here? ;^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke Yes -- but it's from the pepper spray the SWAT sprayed as I ran down the street naked, veins bulging from my neck, as I screamed "IF I HEAR ONE MORE FUCKING WORD ABOUT OBAMACARE I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE!!!!"

Posted by: zombie at December 03, 2013 11:36 AM (+cx5n)

391 Posted by: zombie at December 03, 2013 03:36 PM (+cx5n)

Fuckin' A!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2013 11:37 AM (oJ5Fd)

392 (Sarcasm) Complaining about about being late is a racist code word dog whistle invoking "CP" time, so if you criticize Obama for being late, you're a RACIST!!!111oneoneone (End Sarcasm)

Posted by: Naqamel at December 03, 2013 11:38 AM (3ENZU)

393 coercion using govt or IRS is stealing from a neighbor and giving to a favored Other ,it is not charity.
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Yeah, the left always skips over that thou shalt not steal part.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 03, 2013 11:38 AM (Hx5uv)

394 But....can I criticize a cardinal?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2013 03:31 PM (oJ5Fd)

----

Sure, if they sucked in the world series like Freese or Jay or Adams

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2013 11:38 AM (SO2Q8)

395

397 -

 

Yes, no, and definitely not!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2013 11:38 AM (TOk1P)

396

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2013 03:34 PM (oJ5Fd)

 

 

 

 

Amen.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at December 03, 2013 11:39 AM (u1jJP)

397 Posted by: zombie at December 03, 2013 03:36 PM (+cx5n)

I figure you're the person to ask: how's Scrotum Inflation Man doing?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2013 11:39 AM (B/VB5)

398 191 tell your co workers , tell your neighbors. Obama's rapin' everyone!!

Posted by: Antoine Dodson at December 03, 2013 11:39 AM (PLOz8)

399 The Pope is only infallible on when speaking "from the chair" (ex cathedra" Rush is right 99.7% of the time

Posted by: votermom at December 03, 2013 11:39 AM (hj8k4)

400 403 coercion using govt or IRS is stealing from a neighbor and giving to a favored Other ,it is not charity. - Yeah, the left always skips over that thou shalt not steal part. Posted by: WalrusRex at December 03, 2013 03:38 PM (Hx5uv) ~ Charity is by definition voluntary. Like a proper HayJay.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 03, 2013 11:40 AM (6ahup)

401 This should help.

http://tinyurl.com/3ts3mkd

Very, Very NSFW

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2013 03:34 PM (oJ5Fd)

 

 

----------------------------------------------

 

 

That's one very nifty looking little lass.

Posted by: Soona at December 03, 2013 11:40 AM (9sMM9)

402 326 ----...please give a Scripture reference that shows Jesus was speaking about using government as your charity vehicle, rather than your individual self. Posted by: mama winger at December 03, 2013 03:23 PM (P6QsQ) ------------------------------- Actually, that's one of the things Francis wrote about in that 300 page document, that helping the poor has to be the work of individuals and parishes. As you said, Francis is having a hard time avoiding being used by leftist propagandists. As Meremortal said above, JPII was MUCH better at phrasing things in ways that didn't work to the Left's advantage. But then, he had years of experience under communism.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 03, 2013 11:40 AM (dfYL9)

403 Posted by: zombie at December 03, 2013 03:36 PM

Photos?

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at December 03, 2013 11:41 AM (KQp38)

404 407 Posted by: zombie at December 03, 2013 03:36 PM (+cx5n) I figure you're the person to ask: how's Scrotum Inflation Man doing? Posted by: Ian S. at December 03, 2013 03:39 PM (B/VB5) ~ I hear he's doing swell.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 03, 2013 11:41 AM (6ahup)

405 Fox News Breaking News: The House has renewed a ban on firearms that can evade metal detectors, which would prohibit all-plastic weapons produced by 3-D printers; the Senate is expected to vote next.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 03, 2013 11:42 AM (7ObY1)

406 1 moar thing. Using govt to help others is like giving your meth head brother the password to your bank acct and telling Him to only use THESE funds for the stated  need which is paying the electric bill.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 11:42 AM (nqBYe)

407 As Meremortal said above, JPII was MUCH better at phrasing things in ways that didn't work to the Left's advantage. But then, he had years of experience under communism.


Francis has years of experience living in Argentina.


Posted by: EC at December 03, 2013 11:42 AM (GQ8sn)

408 So, did president fuck face say anything important?

Posted by: Penis Love Vagina! at December 03, 2013 11:43 AM (kkbgQ)

409 Ace is quiet. Too quiet. I smell a movie review brewing.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2013 11:43 AM (g1DWB)

410 Posted by: Soona at December 03, 2013 03:40 PM (9sMM9)

The cross really ties everything together though.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2013 11:43 AM (oJ5Fd)

411 Jackstraw , a review of Shades of Gray?

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 11:43 AM (nqBYe)

412 How very unChristian of this blog to promote corporate profits over people's health, probably for racist and sexist reasons.
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Yeah, remember thy corporations shall have no profits.  It's right below that sacrament of abortion clause.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 03, 2013 11:43 AM (Hx5uv)

413 Who but a sock would say "My family has voted Republican for five generations?" LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2013 11:44 AM (BC6cY)

414

Breaking News: The House has renewed a ban on firearms that can evade metal detectors, which would prohibit all-plastic weapons produced by 3-D printers; the Senate is expected to vote next.

 

-----------

 

Except that it really doesn't cover those 3D plastic guns, since the ammunition is still metal and still show up with metal detectors.

 

It's a stupid "ban," passed in the wake of the media-manufactured hysteria when the Glock 17 started getting imported here.  Does nothing but give politicians an excuse to look tough.

Posted by: @JohnTant at December 03, 2013 11:44 AM (eytER)

415 392 326 Didn't Jesus say "help thy neighbor?" Posted by: Caroline at December 03, 2013 03:04 PM (sv/s3) There's a big friggin difference between helping your neighbor and helping your neighbor steal from another neighbor! Posted by: Havedash Neighbor #1: A Crackhead Neighbor #2: A 9-5 office worker Neighbor #2: A Good Christian Scenario: Neighbor #2 goes off to work. Neighbor #1 sees that he's gone, so breaks into his house and starts stealing everything he can sell for drugs, dragging out into the street. Neighbor #3 comes outside and says to Neighbor #1, "Need any help? The Bible says "Help thy neighbor." Neighbor #1 says, "Yeah, I'm jones' like crazy! I'm getting weak! Help me load this stuff into my broken-down pickup truck so I can drive it to the flea market and sell it for a few bucks to go buy more drugs. Neighbor #3 says: "Sure thing, neighbor!" As the two are loading the stolen goods onto the truck, Neighbor #2 returns home and says "WTF???" Analyze.

Posted by: zombie at December 03, 2013 11:44 AM (+cx5n)

416 ty again Meremortal,  One day you'll rue those words!
lol

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 11:44 AM (nqBYe)

417 Or maybe you are. In which case, you should get a thicker fucking skin. If you're talking foreskin, mine was buried many years ago under a tree...

Posted by: Hymie Schlong at December 03, 2013 11:44 AM (PLOz8)

418

A  rabbi  and a minister  walked  into a bar and  are   suprised to see Pope Francis bartending.   The  rabbi  approached and asked  " what are you doing here?"

 

The Pope replied   "  I  got  tired of  being  the  one  always  walking into a bar"  

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 03, 2013 11:45 AM (m2CN7)

419 All of this would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

Posted by: Soona at December 03, 2013 11:45 AM (9sMM9)

420 i really don't want to step into this conversation as i'm not christian.
but i believe teaching a man to fish (for his personal security) was the idea?

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 03:30 PM (nqBYe)

I believe the quote goes thus: "Give a man a fish, and you feed him for but one day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a rowboat and drink beer every weekend."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2013 11:45 AM (8Fl6F)

421 Francis has years of experience living in Argentina.
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Beck has a story that in his youth, he worked as a bouncer at a nightclub. 

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 03, 2013 11:45 AM (Hx5uv)

422 417 ---Francis has years of experience living in Argentina. Posted by: EC at December 03, 2013 03:42 PM (GQ8sn) --------------------------- True ---- and Argentina is...... weird.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 03, 2013 11:45 AM (dfYL9)

423
that speech brought tears to my {not so} private regions
Posted by: sandra fluke at December 03, 2013 03:34

Yours?  pffft...

Posted by: Vernon Davis at December 03, 2013 11:45 AM (caCiW)

424 Just the fact that Obama got elected president brings tears to my eyes. LOL. Quick comeback.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2013 11:45 AM (BC6cY)

425 I recall when RC priests and nuns in central and South America got involved in politics. Communist politics. I think JP II told them to cease and desist or face ex communication.

Posted by: Thunderb at December 03, 2013 11:45 AM (zOTsN)

426 i really really hate corporations that write our paychecks and prior to obamacare  helped us with Healthinsurance.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 11:46 AM (nqBYe)

427 Except that it really doesn't cover those 3D plastic guns, since the ammunition is still metal and still show up with metal detectors.

It's a stupid "ban," passed in the wake of the media-manufactured hysteria when the Glock 17 started getting imported here. Does nothing but give politicians an excuse to look tough.

Posted by: @JohnTant at December 03, 2013 03:44 PM (eytER)

 

It's a porcelain handgun made in Germany.  It doesn't show up on your airport metal detectors, and it costs more than you make in a month!

Posted by: John McClane, not a gun expert at December 03, 2013 11:46 AM (DrWcr)

428 O/T while we wait, Fonts Matter (courtesy of Twitchy): http://tinyurl.com/pwuqdpt

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 03, 2013 11:46 AM (naUcP)

429 AlbertaOil, i think those are wise words, Isn't that what we try to teach our children for their future sustainment?

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 11:47 AM (nqBYe)

430

*HEAD DESK*

 

Okay, dammit.  I'm sick of staring at OMB Circulars trying to come up with a clear, concise definition of what counts as an "administrative cost."

 

Someone give me a trampoline.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 03, 2013 11:47 AM (4df7R)

431 Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 03, 2013 03:42 PM (7ObY1) Perfect. Next up, they mandate manufacture of weapons only by 3D printing! Win.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 03, 2013 11:47 AM (1Y+hH)

432 It's a porcelain handgun made in Germany. It doesn't show up on your airport metal detectors, and it costs more than you make in a month!


Thought it was Austrian?


Posted by: EC at December 03, 2013 11:47 AM (GQ8sn)

433 University of Indiana’s “Diversity Program” Tries To Shame Students For Not Thinking About A “Black Santa”… And as you’d expect, it blew up in their faces. BLOOMINGTON - A message posted on a residence hall bulletin board is causing controversy at Indiana University. The message, posted on a bulletin board for the Community Education Program in Foster Residence Center, asks “Can Santa Claus be a black man?” The display includes questions, with notepaper attached to respond, such as “If Santa is a black man, would you let him come down your chimney?” and “If Santa Claus is a black man, wouldn’t he only visit the ghetto?” The bulletin board sparked outrage and debate on social media Monday evening. A university spokesman said the display was created as part of a diversity program in the residence halls to “raise awareness and promote discussion on issues such as race, gender and sexual identity.” “The aim of this was to start a discussion around racial stereotypes, and while the intent was good the execution was misguided,” said IU Associate Vice President of Public Affairs Mark Land in a statement. “This program has a good record of fostering debate among students on important issues, but this effort missed the mark.” Fuckin liberals.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2013 11:47 AM (t3UFN)

434 Was it Jesus who told Judas "Snitches get stitches", or was it one of his apostles?

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 03, 2013 11:47 AM (xlX1p)

435
One night many moons ago, I grudge fucked Caroline Kennedy because I could.  She trusted me.

Posted by: Michael Skakel at December 03, 2013 11:47 AM (pJF+c)

436 As for Scrotum Man: Last I heard, he had moved away to a different state, and then died. Sorry.

Posted by: zombie at December 03, 2013 11:48 AM (+cx5n)

437 Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 03, 2013 03:46 PM (naUcP)

Merry Christmas.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 03, 2013 11:48 AM (Hx5uv)

438 Was it Jesus who told Judas "Snitches get stitches", or was it one of his apostles? Posted by: Dr Spank at December 03, 2013 03:47 PM (xlX1p) I think that was Mary and then she told him to take the garbage out to Dung Gate

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2013 11:48 AM (t3UFN)

439 Live link is dead. Did Captain Bullshit show up? Did he pivot? Did his audience let him make himself perfectly clear? Did he bring the Alpha Team? Oh god, please, I hope he pivoted.

Posted by: gp at December 03, 2013 11:48 AM (mk9aG)

440 >>True ---- and Argentina is...... weird. When I tried to change my Argentinian money for dollars I was turned down at the exchange place. They said the currency was too volatile and they couldn't take the risk. Only currency that has ever happened to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2013 11:49 AM (g1DWB)

441 As for Scrotum Man: Last I heard, he had moved away to a different state, and then died. Sorry.


Injecting your sac constantly with saline and other chemicals will cost you sooner or later.


Posted by: EC at December 03, 2013 11:49 AM (GQ8sn)

442 new post!

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2013 11:49 AM (nqBYe)

443 Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2013 03:47 PM (t3UFN) And if Santa was Gay, would you let him come down your Chimney?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2013 11:49 AM (lZBBB)

444 As the two are loading the stolen goods onto the truck, Neighbor #2 returns home and says "WTF???"

Analyze.

Posted by: zombie at December 03, 2013 03:44 PM (+cx5n)

 

 

 

Neighbor #1 is,  of course, darker skinned that neighbor #2.  Seeing that he's being robbed blind by #1 and #3, neighbor #2 blows both #1 and #3 away with his 12 guage.  Neighbor #2 goes to prison for being a racist murderer.  #2's wife sues #3 for wrongful death of a christian neighbor.  #3's family is left penniless.  Obama and the dems raise money off the tragic event. 

Posted by: Havedash at December 03, 2013 11:50 AM (BMEZ0)

445

Look at willow, all Janey-on-the-spot with the new post notifications!  Right on!  *fist bump*

 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 03, 2013 11:50 AM (4df7R)

446 “raise awareness" My newest pet peeve. Raising awareness means, "I want something done about something but I won't do shit. I will tell everyone else in hopes that some other sucker will actually do something. In the meantime I will be satisfied because I raised awareness".

Posted by: Meremortal at December 03, 2013 11:52 AM (1Y+hH)

447 Did he eat his peas at private-sector velocity? Is ACA shovel-ready?

Posted by: gp at December 03, 2013 11:52 AM (mk9aG)

448 I am certain that the tax collecting aspects of the ACA are going to work like a charm.

Posted by: navybrat at December 03, 2013 11:52 AM (Yyjxy)

449 “Can Santa Claus be a black man?”
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In the book Catch 22, atheist Yossarian and an atheist bimbo he's boinking argue about the nature of the God they don't believe in and Yossarian eventually tells her, you don't believe in the God you want to and I'll not believe in the God I want to."  Same thing here.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 03, 2013 11:52 AM (Hx5uv)

450 And if Santa was Gay, would you let him come down your Chimney? Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2013 03:49 PM (lZBBB) ~ Not after he was up all night ho, ho, ho'ing

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 03, 2013 11:56 AM (6ahup)

451 432 Beck has a story that in his youth, he worked as a bouncer at a nightclub. If I had a Pope, this would be my kinda Pope.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 03, 2013 12:00 PM (sjuby)

452 Fuck you, Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Democrats and the pieces of shit cumguzzling media who all pushed and are still pushing this load of crap piece of shitty legislation.

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 03, 2013 02:49 PM (32Scy)

You seem to like those "folks" a whole lot more than I do.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at December 03, 2013 12:06 PM (GgPam)

453 So nobody here actually listened to the faux messiah?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2013 12:10 PM (BC6cY)

454 Endgame: lawsuit, judge orders federal government to pay, and we have Single Payer. Every "mistake" is fodder for a judge to decree Single Payer. Republicans are getting outmaneuvered here.

Posted by: Dusty at December 03, 2013 12:48 PM (fwmHH)

455 Why does this remind me of the treatment of dissidents in the hay day of communist revolution? It's not that they were criminals, it's just that they didn't get the message.

Posted by: TheOtherJay at December 03, 2013 01:02 PM (nojhZ)

456 OT (and since the ONT is lagging, I do not feel guilty).

Just bought my secretary's assistant a $50 gift certificate.

FU  shitty secretary!!!  HA fn HA!

Posted by: tangonine at December 03, 2013 03:18 PM (x3YFz)

457 I'll be listening to Rush.  This liar has nothing to say.

Posted by: burt at December 04, 2013 08:24 AM (1+kJ5)

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