October 01, 2013

ObamaCare: Ready For Take Off
— Ace


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More unexpected completely expected turbulence at Hot Air and especially Twitchy.

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Posted by: Ace at 06:51 AM | Comments (380)
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1 Happy Shutdown!

Posted by: mrShad at October 01, 2013 06:56 AM (C5V36)

2 I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 01, 2013 06:56 AM (TpXEI)

3 That's one aircraft that is in danger of an immediate crash because they have a pack of idiots driving it.


And guess what, it is taking the whole country with it.

Posted by: Vic at October 01, 2013 06:56 AM (zZbNF)

4 This is a big eff'n deal!

Posted by: Joe "Joe" Biden at October 01, 2013 06:58 AM (f9c2L)

5 We should all call that number and report the web site down.. even if it isn't.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 01, 2013 06:58 AM (f9c2L)

6

While back at the control tower, "Shirley" is watching the s*** hit the fan......................

 

 

Posted by: Boots at October 01, 2013 06:58 AM (oG66P)

7 Mr. Taxpayer, do you like movies about gladiators?

Posted by: joncelli at October 01, 2013 06:59 AM (RD7QR)

8 Vote Democrat in '14: Because Who Needs Disposable Income

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 01, 2013 06:59 AM (XB5Ak)

9

Affirmative Action has consequences.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2013 06:59 AM (qCqK3)

10 Have any of you actually looked at their site?

It's fucking terrible.  It will not give you any information like premiums, etc. unless you sign up!  WTF?  There are two major sections "Learn" and "Get Insurance".  But you cannot learn anything if you don't sign up - at least I couldn't find the info.. and I'll be fucked if I'm gonna sign-up for this piece of shit.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 01, 2013 07:00 AM (f9c2L)

11 Hey, I know you! You're Barack Hussein Obama! I really like you, but my dad says that you spend too much time smoking choom and Reggie's pole. And that you let Valerie Jarrett run the country with her hand up your ass.

Posted by: Little Billy at October 01, 2013 07:00 AM (/Crba)

12 EEOC doesn't mean what you think it means!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 01, 2013 07:00 AM (cb/Vq)

13 *crickets*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 01, 2013 07:01 AM (GjPnA)

14 While back at the control tower, "Shirley" is watching the s*** hit the fan...................... --- I am hiding in Honduras I'm a desperate man Send lawyers, guns and money 'Cause the shit has hit the fan

Posted by: Warren Zevon at October 01, 2013 07:01 AM (/Crba)

15 *points and laughs*


Posted by: Project ORCA at October 01, 2013 07:02 AM (GQ8sn)

16 Needs the cockpit scene from where The Buffalo Roam .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 01, 2013 07:02 AM (0iJzo)

17 Elections have consequences.

Posted by: EROWMER at October 01, 2013 07:03 AM (OONaw)

18 ^ or Where ..... whatever works for you .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 01, 2013 07:03 AM (0iJzo)

19 Well, good news is that the House went with "delay" so they won't be blamed for the shutdown.

Posted by: blaster at October 01, 2013 07:03 AM (W6bkf)

20 Look at the message directing the user to refer to the reference ID. That ID is 30 characters long. Nobody with an ounce of system design knowledge would feature ID's that long for a confused user. Imagine the time it will take over the phone for the user to correctly repeat those numbers and for the phone assistant to repeat them. This is a small tell into the viability of the Obamacare user interface.

Posted by: Richards at October 01, 2013 07:03 AM (+k5kG)

21 It's fucking terrible. It will not give you any information like premiums, etc. unless you sign up! WTF? There are two major sections "Learn" and "Get Insurance". But you cannot learn anything if you don't sign up - at least I couldn't find the info.. and I'll be fucked if I'm gonna sign-up for this piece of shit.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 01, 2013 11:00 AM (f9c2L)

 

Right?   I mean, fuck that.   There's no way I'm giving up all my personal info just so I can find out how much the gubmint wants to skullfuck me for health insurance.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 01, 2013 07:03 AM (4df7R)

22 Billy, you ever seen a grown man naked?

Posted by: Harry Reid, accused pederast at October 01, 2013 07:03 AM (DrWcr)

23 The graphics suck, the puzzles are too hard, and why he fuck do I have to find the red key card?

Posted by: eman at October 01, 2013 07:03 AM (AO9UG)

24 Mr. Taxpayer, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 01, 2013 07:04 AM (wtvvX)

25 I am never going to get all this popcorn out of my teeth. Sigh. I will momentarily retract my center of the sun hot loathing for all things Joss and admit that the curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal clip would also be cromulent here.

Posted by: alexthechick - Bring the SMOD at October 01, 2013 07:04 AM (VtjlW)

26 3 That's one aircraft that is in danger of an immediate crash because they have a pack of idiots driving it. And guess what, it is taking the whole country with it. Posted by: Vic Yep. And Ø-Merica put them "in charge." Twice. All I can do is look out for me, & mine now. No more voting. No more money to The Stupid Party. Zipslant squat. Dropping out. "For the duration...."

Posted by: backhoe at October 01, 2013 07:04 AM (ULH4o)

27

Use the below referene ID if you wish to contact us:

 

OU812

Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 01, 2013 07:04 AM (DHQv9)

28 Suck it, electorate. Embrace the consequences of your actions.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at October 01, 2013 07:04 AM (4p5/2)

29 People here are confused about how the various plans actually work.

Let me help you.

The proper way to deal with this is to do nothing and pay the tax penalty. If you have a catastrophic illness or injury, ask the people in the ER for a Gold plan application, and pay one month on the spot. Pay one month at a time until you recover, and then stop paying.

Simple.

And yes, it will break the nation's back, financially.

Enjoy the Decline!

Posted by: Kristophr at October 01, 2013 07:04 AM (c6N69)

30

I'll post it again but here's what happened when I went to see what plans would cost: https://t.co/mleOEu8owX

 

I'm not intentionally trying to crash the site, I honestly would like to know if this is going to help my budget.

(Short answer: HAHAHA, no.  Longer answer: I could have gotten much cheaper and better insurance prior to the exchanges)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No really.) at October 01, 2013 07:04 AM (GaqMa)

31 I'm signing up for the 404 insurance plan!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 01, 2013 07:04 AM (wtvvX)

32 "ObamaCare help line. Can you please tell me the reference ID for your help ticket?"

"uhm... Zero dot c as in cat d as in dog three seven e as in eagle two a as in apple c as in cat dot one three eight zero six three three four seven seven dot one five zero e as in eagle eight five e as in eagle e as in eagle"

"I'm sorry, sir, you're breaking up. Could you repeat that from the beginning?"

Posted by: w3bgrrl at October 01, 2013 07:05 AM (4dLm4)

33

We had a cure for cancer, all ready to go. 

 

But you Republicans shut us down, so now you will die. 

Posted by: Healthcare dot Gub at October 01, 2013 07:05 AM (TOk1P)

34

3 That's one aircraft that is in danger of an immediate crash because they have a pack of idiots driving it.

 

 

 

 

I'm out on the wing drinking a Slurpee.

Posted by: GOP at October 01, 2013 07:05 AM (DHQv9)

35 22Billy, you ever seen a grown man naked?

Posted by: Harry Reid, accused pederast at October 01, 2013 11:03 AM (DrWcr)

---

Obviously Reid should have been Captain Oveur.

 

 

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 01, 2013 07:05 AM (SO2Q8)

36 Reference code 5UCK 1T P73B3!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 01, 2013 07:05 AM (DrWcr)

37 Oh, stewardess? I speak jive.

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at October 01, 2013 07:05 AM (gqT4g)

38 If anyone DOES call the     Healthcare.gov help line and they ask you    for your reference    code, I dare someone to say:  "The chair is against the wall."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 01, 2013 07:05 AM (4df7R)

39 Harry Reid: Timmy, do you like gladiator movies? Sure you do

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 01, 2013 07:05 AM (1Jaio)

40 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at October 01, 2013 07:05 AM (/PCJa)

41

I got nothing.

 

Morning, Ace.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 01, 2013 07:05 AM (zF6Iw)

42 Burn it down. Scatter the stones. Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at October 01, 2013 07:05 AM (/PCJa)

43 It's fucking terrible. It will not give you any information like premiums, etc. unless you sign up! WTF?

I'm wondering if you can get that information in non-English.
https://www.healthcare.gov/language-resource/

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 01, 2013 07:05 AM (/kI1Q)

44 I think Biden 2016 would be awesome. In a throwing magnesium on a fire sense.

Posted by: blaster at October 01, 2013 07:06 AM (W6bkf)

45 That flight would have a better chance of successfully taking off and landing if squirrels were in the 3 seats.
 
Dumb squirrels.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 01, 2013 07:06 AM (wNF3N)

46

I think this ties in nicely with the shutdown.  People will ask "Why does this healthcare thing suck so badly?"  and notice that the GOP was trying to stop it, and put two and two together.

Dick Morris was saying not to shut the government down now, but to wait -- what, 2 weeks?? -- for the debt ceiling fight.

Why?  We can't do both?  Shut it down over every crap thing the democrats are doing.


Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 01, 2013 07:06 AM (9T/th)

47 20 Look at the message directing the user to refer to the reference ID. That ID is 30 characters long. Nobody with an ounce of system design knowledge would feature ID's that long for a confused user. Imagine the time it will take over the phone for the user to correctly repeat those numbers and for the phone assistant to repeat them. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ And the person on the other end of the phone will be trying to type them in while encumbered with 3" long fingernails and a bad attitude.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 01, 2013 07:06 AM (LSJmV)

48 What are the chances the gov help line connects you to someone in India? 

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 01, 2013 07:06 AM (XB5Ak)

49 President Obama cares about me, that's why he is doing this................

Posted by: Low Information Typical Dumb Ass Lib Type at October 01, 2013 07:06 AM (HlUFk)

50 For this to be a truly accurate rendition of Obamacare Airlines, they need to have the monster from "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" peeking in the window.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 01, 2013 07:06 AM (gqT4g)

51 Proud Papa Obama has released his toddler into the world. Its ugly, and stupid, and a Frankenstein's monster, but it's going to have to learn as it goes. Law of the land, baby.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 01, 2013 07:06 AM (6qlHs)

52 They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.

Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2013 07:06 AM (M2qTM)

53 I hear the co-pilot has a drinking problem...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 01, 2013 07:07 AM (wtvvX)

54 What are the chances the gov help line connects you to someone in India?

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 01, 2013 11:06 AM (XB5Ak)

 

You can't work a help line unless you have a slight Indian accent.  Serious, you guys!

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at October 01, 2013 07:07 AM (DrWcr)

55 Well, good news is that the House went with "delay" so they won't be blamed for the shutdown. Posted by: blaster at October 01, 2013 11:03 AM (W6bkf) To think we almost tried something reckless like defund or repeal. That was a close one.

Posted by: eman at October 01, 2013 07:07 AM (AO9UG)

56 If you have a catastrophic illness or injury, ask the people in the ER
for a Gold plan application, and pay one month on the spot.

I think they anticipated that...there's an enrollment period like Medicare.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 01, 2013 07:07 AM (/kI1Q)

57 someone on the radio called it Obamadon'tcare

Posted by: thunderb at October 01, 2013 07:07 AM (zOTsN)

58

SEOUL (Reuters) - The U.S. government shutdown will undermine American credibility abroad and lead allies to question its commitment to treaty obligations, the U.S. defense chief warned on Tuesday as he prepared to put 400,000 civilian workers on unpaid leave.

Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel, who was visiting South Korea to celebrate the two nations' 60-year-old mutual defense treaty, said Pentagon lawyers were analyzing a new law passed by Congress to see if additional civilian workers could be spared unpaid leave.




You mean the douchebag in the White House who is a complete and utter limp wristed fool in the eyes of the world hasn't damaged our credibility but this has

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 01, 2013 07:07 AM (1Jaio)

59 Give a man a free lunch and he'll figure out a way To steal more than he can eat 'cause he doesn't have to pay Give a woman free kids and you'll find them in the dirt Learning how to carry on the family line of work It's the man in the White House, the man under the steeple Passing out drugs to the American people I don't believe in anything, nothing is free They're feeding our people the Government Cheese Decline and fall, fall down baby Decline and fall, said fall way down now Decline and fall, fall down little mama Decline and fall, decline and fall

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 01, 2013 07:07 AM (ZPrif)

60 It's fucking terrible. It will not give you any information like premiums, etc. unless you sign up! WTF? There are two major sections "Learn" and "Get Insurance". But you cannot learn anything if you don't sign up - at least I couldn't find the info.. and I'll be fucked if I'm gonna sign-up for this piece of shit.

The average f2p MMO website is more competently run than that.

Posted by: Methos at October 01, 2013 07:08 AM (hO9ad)

61 Hahahahaha.. so I hit the "Apply now" button anyway just to see what kind of info they want.. but I get a "Please wait message:

"We have a lot of visitors on our site right now and we're working to make your experience here better. Please wait here until we send you to the login page. Thanks for your patience!"

What a clusterfuck.. end the shut down so this POS can make it to the news..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 01, 2013 07:08 AM (f9c2L)

62 We had a cure for cancer, all ready to go. Redefining the word so that people don't have "cancer" doesn't actually count, you know.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at October 01, 2013 07:08 AM (/PCJa)

63 If only you had Nancy Pelosi in a stewardess uni, that photoshop would be perfect.

Posted by: MTF at October 01, 2013 07:08 AM (r/ILj)

64 Healthcare.gov = System of a Down

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 01, 2013 07:08 AM (LSJmV)

65 OK fine then. Don't pay. Just threaten to sue if they do nothing, like all the illegals in the ER.

Posted by: Kristophr at October 01, 2013 07:08 AM (c6N69)

66 If anyone DOES call the Healthcare.gov help line and they ask you for your reference code, I dare someone to say: "The chair is against the wall." John has a long mustache. Over.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2013 07:08 AM (lwkv9)

67 If only you had Nancy Pelosi in a stewardess uni, that photoshop would be perfect.

Posted by: MTF at October 01, 2013 11:08 AM (r/ILj)

 

My brain just vomited.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 01, 2013 07:09 AM (DrWcr)

68

21 -

 

You don't have to give us any information.  Just start getting dressed and undressed in front of your webcam.  We'll let you know when we've gotten enough information. 

Posted by: Healthcare dot Gub at October 01, 2013 07:09 AM (TOk1P)

69 Did Jugears ever promise that we can keep our government if we like it? .....cuz it sure looks like the Marx Bros are flying out on the Vegas Shuttle.

Posted by: ontherocks at October 01, 2013 07:09 AM (UiE+5)

70 What's the vector,  Victor?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 01, 2013 07:09 AM (0HooB)

71 Hooo ha!  even better.. I'm stuck on that page waiting for a login page so I hit "Live Chat"..

"Chat with someone who can help Sorry, Health Insurance Marketplace Live Chat isn't available right now.
We apologize for the inconvenience. Please try again later, or call our Customer Service Center at 1-800-318-2596. We look forward to helping you. "

Nobody home!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 01, 2013 07:09 AM (f9c2L)

72 If anyone DOES call the Healthcare.gov help line and they ask you for your reference code, I dare someone to say: "The chair is against the wall."

The duck quacks at midnight.  I repeat...the duck quacks at midnight

Posted by: GMan at October 01, 2013 07:09 AM (sxq57)

73 63 If only you had Nancy Pelosi in a stewardess uni, that photoshop would be perfect.

Posted by: MTF at October 01, 2013 11:08 AM (r/ILj)


If by "perfect" you mean "claw out your eyeballs" then yes, perfect.

Posted by: joncelli at October 01, 2013 07:09 AM (RD7QR)

74 Hey, it's Sum Ting Wong, Holee Phuck, and Wi Tu Lo.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 01, 2013 07:09 AM (Hx5uv)

75 I got the same message Jerry. Shit don't work.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at October 01, 2013 07:09 AM (X7MMs)

76 Isn't the pilot handsome?

Posted by: David Brooks at October 01, 2013 07:10 AM (r/ILj)

77 Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on National defense.

(Barack gets angry)

Joey: And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down to the supreme court. And that you don't really try... except during the election.

Barack Obama: [breaking character] The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at Harvard. I'm out there busting my buns on the golf course every night. Tell your old man to drag Beyonce and Tiger up and down the links for 18 holes.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 01, 2013 07:10 AM (SO2Q8)

78 Give a man a free ticket on a dead end ride And he'll climb in the back even though nobody's driving Too goddamn lazy to crawl out of the wreck And he'll rot there while he waits for his welfare check Decline and fall, fall down baby Decline and fall, fall all the way down Decline and fall, fall down little mama Decline and fall, decline and fall

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 01, 2013 07:10 AM (ZPrif)

79 They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash. Yeah, but then they stuck a gun in my ribs and forced me into the cargo hold. Still and all, better that I burn than my kids.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at October 01, 2013 07:10 AM (/PCJa)

80 It's fucking terrible. It will not give you any information like premiums, etc. unless you sign up! WTF? I'm wondering if you can get that information in non-English. Si.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2013 07:10 AM (lwkv9)

81

She's starting to shimmy! (SFW)

 

http://tinyurl.com/n2nbuvw

Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 01, 2013 07:11 AM (DHQv9)

82 Why is the altimeter spinning rapidly counter-clockwise?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 01, 2013 07:11 AM (9T/th)

83 That's a damn fine looking cockpit, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at October 01, 2013 07:11 AM (DrWcr)

84 *Looks at bank account* Nope, not signing up.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 01, 2013 07:11 AM (oFCZn)

85 Just incidentally? I can't afford it- whatever "it" costs. Even with subsidies. Been looking for a job since, oh, Duh! Fool was elected. No work on the coast. "For sale" signs everywhere. Nothing selling. Clowns. Idiots. Duh!1....

Posted by: backhoe at October 01, 2013 07:11 AM (ULH4o)

86 "Vote Democrat in '14: Because Who Needs Disposable Income"

My POV:

"Vote Democrat in '14:  Because Who Needs Freedom Credits?"

Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2013 07:11 AM (HjPtV)

87 Let that be the epitaph for the USA:

The System Is Down At The Moment.

Posted by: eleven at October 01, 2013 07:12 AM (KXm42)

88 By the way, what is the status of the lawsuit alleging the Fed version of exchange sites for States that declined to build their own are unconstitutional and need to be shut down?

That right there could take down the whole program and start fights in each statehouse to get out of the exchanges.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 01, 2013 07:12 AM (UypUQ)

89 Have any of you actually looked at their site?

It's fucking terrible. It will not give you any information like premiums, etc. unless you sign up! WTF? There are two major sections "Learn" and "Get Insurance". But you cannot learn anything if you don't sign up - at least I couldn't find the info.. and I'll be fucked if I'm gonna sign-up for this piece of shit.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 01, 2013 11:00 AM (f9c2L)




Granny Botox: You have to sign up to know what's in it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 01, 2013 07:12 AM (1Jaio)

90 If only you had Nancy Pelosi in a stewardess uni, that photoshop would be perfect.

I'm not a sadist.

Posted by: Slublog at October 01, 2013 07:12 AM (0nqdj)

91 My code: Winter is Coming.

Posted by: eman at October 01, 2013 07:12 AM (AO9UG)

92 31 I'm signing up for the 404 insurance plan!! Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 01, 2013 11:04 AM (wtvvX) Winning...

Posted by: cajun caret at October 01, 2013 07:13 AM (UZQM8)

93 Obamacare?

More like ObamaSCARE!!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 01, 2013 07:13 AM (wtvvX)

94 Ah-ha-ha-ha.

Government shutdown scuttles approved KKK rally at Gettysburg park


http://is.gd/zGgtfl

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 01, 2013 07:14 AM (/kI1Q)

95 My code: Winter is Coming. Hunger Games

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2013 07:14 AM (lwkv9)

96 Is the President going to speak at noon about the shutdown? I'm guessing not, he will trot out a few folks who have signed up for Ocare and are just pleased as punch that they are now on the Affordable Care Act. Guessing they didn't sign up this morning on the busted website but were pre-signed up by the folks in DC so the President could have his glorious photo op.

Posted by: never enough caffiene at October 01, 2013 07:14 AM (GfBk2)

97 The national "airplane" is in the very best of hands. Except, landing isn't usually nose first is it?

Posted by: NYT Editorial Page at October 01, 2013 07:14 AM (r/ILj)

98


She's starting to shake! (probably NSFW around 1:20)

 

http://tinyurl.com/kyxqqc3

Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 01, 2013 07:14 AM (DHQv9)

99 My code: Winter is Coming. Posted by: eman at October 01, 2013 11:12 AM (AO9UG) My code: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Posted by: alexthechick - Bring the SMOD at October 01, 2013 07:15 AM (VtjlW)

100 I'd like to see the House send over appropriatons bills for ie.  Social Security admin.  Whatever the big emotional items are and just dare Reid and Oblather to say "this is not important enough to fund on its own"   Yes I know those checks go out anyway but still try to put the Dems in the position of saying "look if we fund SS on its own we don't have the leverage to force you to fully fund the DEA to collect everyone's phone records"   

Posted by: PaleRider at October 01, 2013 07:15 AM (vL0Nv)

101

Yesterday we had a whole office full of people buzzing around.

 

Today?  One guy.  He's a painter. 

Posted by: Healthcare dot Gub at October 01, 2013 07:15 AM (TOk1P)

102 You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. A hospital? What is it? It's a big building with patients and long line, but nodoctors, but that's not important right now.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 01, 2013 07:15 AM (LSJmV)

103 What a clusterfuck.. healthcare.gov is a perfect example of what insurance in America will be from here on... wait... wait.. wait..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 01, 2013 07:15 AM (f9c2L)

104 Couldn't they at least put up a test-pattern or something while the site is crashed?

You know, maybe a picture of Bumbles O'Fuckstick in an Indian headdress?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 01, 2013 07:15 AM (wtvvX)

105 92 31 I'm signing up for the 404 insurance plan!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 01, 2013 11:04 AM (wtvvX)

Yes....I need to make an appointment.  I feel a lump in my throat.

"404"

Posted by: eleven at October 01, 2013 07:15 AM (KXm42)

106 Shit! (Golly!)

Posted by: eman at October 01, 2013 07:16 AM (AO9UG)

107 Nobody will notice this, wingnuts. Or you'll (rightfully) get the blame. So there.

Posted by: Mabe Galor at October 01, 2013 07:16 AM (YmPwQ)

108 That ID is 30 characters long.
Nobody with an ounce of system design knowledge would feature ID's that long for a confused user.

Users?  I think the correct term is "revenue extraction units"

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 01, 2013 07:16 AM (9MLX+)

109 "If only you had Nancy Pelosi in a stewardess uni, that photoshop would be perfect."

If I use a Skilsaw to cut open the top of my skull to pour in the brain bleach, will it take effect more quickly?

Posted by: torquewrench at October 01, 2013 07:16 AM (gqT4g)

110 My code: Winter is Coming.


Hunger Games


Klaatu Berada Nikto

Posted by: Methos at October 01, 2013 07:17 AM (hO9ad)

111
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJqHZC-VKg

Posted by: dan-O at October 01, 2013 07:17 AM (D0bIN)

112 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn --- Be careful with that kind of talk. Debbie Wasserman Schultz is originally from Innsmouth and that may finish her transformation into a Deep One.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 01, 2013 07:17 AM (/Crba)

113 ATC even though I hate that they won this week.  Not only do the Browns have a better record than the Giants.  They also have a better record than the Steelers which I find hilariously awesome.

Posted by: buzzion at October 01, 2013 07:17 AM (LI48c)

114

She's starting to shimmy! (SFW)

 

Be still, my beating  heart. Oh wait, that's not my heart...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 01, 2013 07:17 AM (0HooB)

115 Users? I think the correct term is "revenue extraction units"

I am so stealing that...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 01, 2013 07:18 AM (wtvvX)

116 Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read?

Hanging Lady: Do you have anything light?

Elaine Dickinson: How about this leaflet, "Sucessful socialized medical systems?"

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 01, 2013 07:18 AM (SO2Q8)

117 >Today? One guy. He's a painter.

Posted by: Healthcare dot Gub at October 01, 2013 11:15 AM (TOk1P)


A skilled worker whose service actually delivers value

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 01, 2013 07:18 AM (8sCoq)

118

94 -

 

They weren't there for a rally.  They were there because they heard the Gettysburg Payless store  was having a sale.   

Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2013 07:18 AM (TOk1P)

119 My code: Winter is Coming. Hunger Games Klaatu Berada Nikto Khaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2013 07:18 AM (lwkv9)

120 The same administration that can't get its website for its big policy initiative to work is the same administration that was all ready to go to war with Syria just . . . a few weeks ago. Good thing Putin took care of that for us.

Posted by: brak at October 01, 2013 07:18 AM (M2qTM)

121 Because I am Gay I should not have to pay for my Healthcare. It is only fair !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Low Information Typical Dumb Ass Lib Type at October 01, 2013 07:18 AM (3lMGK)

122 There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to run a republic?

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 01, 2013 07:19 AM (LSJmV)

123 How you can tell your dog has done something wrong: http://goo.gl/vi14u9 Don't tell me you don't see a resemblance...

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at October 01, 2013 07:19 AM (paOCA)

124

117 -

 

Sorry, it was supposed to be a really really bad pun.

 

I'm disavowing  any connection to  it now. 

Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2013 07:19 AM (TOk1P)

125 I've been wary of .gov sites since the day he was inaugurated.

Posted by: baldilocks at October 01, 2013 07:19 AM (Tnlh/)

126 Debbie Wasserman Schultz is originally from Innsmouth and that may finish her transformation into a Deep One.

New keyboard...I need one.

Posted by: GMan at October 01, 2013 07:20 AM (sxq57)

127 Because I am Gay I should not have to pay for my Healthcare. It is only fair !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Low Information Typical Dumb Ass Lib Type at October 01, 2013 11:18 AM (3lMGK)




Barry: You're in luck. I give free rectal exams in the White House

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 01, 2013 07:20 AM (1Jaio)

128 All around me there is evidence of the shutdown. My dog is whining for her breakfast, the cat litter has turned. On an ordinary day, I might pay no mind to these seemingly ordinary circumstances..., but this is no ordinary day. Even though I seek in my heart to dismiss the misery by which I am surrounded, the evidence of the shutdown horror is there..., palpable..., real.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 01, 2013 07:21 AM (aDwsi)

129 My code: Winter is Coming.


Hunger Games

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2013 11:14 AM (lwkv9)



*kneels down and rubs dirt into hands*

Posted by: EC at October 01, 2013 07:21 AM (GQ8sn)

130 Appropos of nothing, but FX has been runnina couple of episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in the early morning and wound up on the High School graduation two-parter today.

Posted by: Methos at October 01, 2013 07:21 AM (hO9ad)

131
The MFM will not report on this total clusterfuck. And if his majesty goes golfing during the shutdown they won't mention that either

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 01, 2013 07:21 AM (1Jaio)

132 Rex Kramer: Obama, listen, and you listen close: nationalizing healthcare is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 01, 2013 07:21 AM (SO2Q8)

133

Just found out  that our company will not be issuing any merit increases this year but the good news is we get to keep our  med  insurance at a slightly higher  rate.  

 

On a serious good news front of which I do not understand,  ammo is  now  plentiful on the store shelves  with no  limit.  

Posted by: polynikes at October 01, 2013 07:22 AM (m2CN7)

134 Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit free enterprise

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 01, 2013 07:22 AM (SO2Q8)

135 Websense Report: Blocked

Site url: healthcare.gov

Category: Fucking apeshit stupidity

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 01, 2013 07:22 AM (wtvvX)

136 Giggles, this is Plugz, is Searchlighjt there Ovuer?

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 01, 2013 07:22 AM (9jfyN)

137 The ObamaCare site is on instruments.

Posted by: eman at October 01, 2013 07:23 AM (AO9UG)

138

130 -

 

Angel disappears into the fog, and I'm misting up.

 

Thanks a lot. 

Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2013 07:23 AM (TOk1P)

139 What? No: "Treguna macoites tragorum sanctus dee?" No: "Graa waa neep ninny-bom?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at October 01, 2013 07:23 AM (/PCJa)

140 In the news today: government is shut down! 

Not in the news: Obamacare exchange performs ass to mouth on itself. 

Posted by: Mr. Mean at October 01, 2013 07:23 AM (Tlix5)

141 Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your administration. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to run an economy?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 01, 2013 07:23 AM (SO2Q8)

142 LIV: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That tea party honky muf' be messin' mah old helf care... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?

Posted by: RWC - Bring on O-Care at October 01, 2013 07:23 AM (fWAjv)

143 700,000 non-essential federal workers?

Seven.  Hundred.  Thousand?

Posted by: Jaws at October 01, 2013 07:23 AM (4I3Uo)

144

O/T:

 

Hey, BB, I just read your wife's review of The Director's Cut.  I'm blushing; she's much too kind.  Tell her thank you very much.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 01, 2013 07:23 AM (zF6Iw)

145 My code: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Posted by: alexthechick - Bring the SMOD at October 01, 2013 11:15 AM (VtjlW)

 

*Cthulu looks up from    monitor*    What?    Look, I'm busy.   I'm trying to get on this fucking  ACA site    to sign    me and the wife and the little   Cthulu   kidlets up for some affordable care    and the damn thing keeps telling me it's busy.  I'm fucking Cthulu!   Fhtagn!  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 01, 2013 07:23 AM (4df7R)

146 "That's one aircraft that is in danger of an immediate crash because they have a pack of idiots driving it.


And guess what, it is taking the whole country with it.

Posted by: Vic at October 01, 2013 10:56 AM (zZbNF)"

 

I can't see the box cutters, they must be there somewhere.

Posted by: Decaf at October 01, 2013 07:23 AM (ttwBw)

147 Are any of the GOP leaders going to hold a press conference to talk about how Reid and the Democrats are shutting down the government? Because they need to be repeatedly pounding this message into the public's ear. You know the Democrats will.

Posted by: DangerGirl at October 01, 2013 07:23 AM (osdNx)

148

>>> Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

 

 

That's my code!

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at October 01, 2013 07:24 AM (gDouQ)

149 On a serious good news front of which I do not understand, ammo is now plentiful on the store shelveswith no limit. Prices still higher than a cat's back.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2013 07:24 AM (lwkv9)

150

If anyone DOES call the Healthcare.gov help line and they ask you for
your reference code, I dare someone to say: "The chair is against the
wall."

 

"Is it safe?"



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 01, 2013 07:24 AM (zF6Iw)

151 140 In the news today: government is shut down! Not in the news: Obamacare exchange performs ass to mouth on itself. --- But you NEVER go ass to mouth!

Posted by: Dante Hicks at October 01, 2013 07:24 AM (/Crba)

152 8:22am Washington State:

Healthplanfinder not functioning.  Frozen in time.

Posted by: Derak at October 01, 2013 07:24 AM (lkjWK)

153 The govt can't run a fucking DMV office efficiently. And people think they will run the entire health care system? LOL

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at October 01, 2013 07:24 AM (HDgX3)

154 Oh, my bad.   I thought that was in my native Kingon.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at October 01, 2013 07:25 AM (gDouQ)

155 Steve McCroskey: Barry, what can you make out of this?

[Hands him the nation]

Barry: This? Why, I can make an eden or a workers paradise or a socialist utopia...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 01, 2013 07:25 AM (SO2Q8)

156 700,000 non-essential federal workers? Seven. Hundred. Thousand? Says it all, doesn't it? Burn it down.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at October 01, 2013 07:25 AM (/PCJa)

157 Barry: You're in luck. I give free rectal exams in the White House

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 01, 2013 11:20 AM (1Jaio)

 

I'll bring the meat thermometer!

Posted by: Reggie Love at October 01, 2013 07:25 AM (DrWcr)

158 >700,000 non-essential federal workers?

Seven. Hundred. Thousand?

Posted by: Jaws at October 01, 2013 11:23 AM (4I3Uo)


out of some 2.5 million

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 01, 2013 07:25 AM (8sCoq)

159 I am panicing here people....President Obama please tell me what I should do today without the government in my life !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Low Information Typical Dumb Ass Lib Type at October 01, 2013 07:25 AM (90aTA)

160 Obama: What was it we had for dinner tonight?

Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.

Obama: Yes, yes, I remember, I had waffles.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 01, 2013 07:26 AM (SO2Q8)

161 It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 01, 2013 07:26 AM (LSJmV)

162 I am so sending the B man a donation today.
Government shutdowns give me a stiffy.

Posted by: mrShad at October 01, 2013 07:26 AM (C5V36)

163

So I just went to esurance, for fun I guess.

10 seconds.

Quote on a variety of plans

ability to sort by various things, deductible, copays, out of pocket max.

 

Tell me again why the government couldn't do something so simple?

(FWIW, a pretty expensive plan showed up as "$135/month" so, half of what the bronze Obamacare plan will cost in this state.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No really.) at October 01, 2013 07:26 AM (GaqMa)

164 Pundits fascinate me. I'd be willing to bet anyone on here a beer that come next November LIV won't even remember that we had a shutdown, and certainly won't remember what it was all about. There will be 3 or 4 new crises between now and then. The only people that will remember or care are the ones whose votes are are already locked down.

Posted by: Czar Peter at October 01, 2013 07:26 AM (CXr4y)

165 700,000 non-essential federal workers? Seven. Hundred. Thousand? Says it all, doesn't it? Burn it down. --- How many "essential" ones are there on top of those? A lot of people classified as "essential" aren't so. They're just protected by a boss that is able to justify their own importance by convincing the budget guy that things would collapse without their team.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 01, 2013 07:26 AM (/Crba)

166 Posted by: polynikes at October 01, 2013 11:22 AM (m2CN7) Where?

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 01, 2013 07:27 AM (cb/Vq)

167 Colorado's exchange site has suspended creation of accounts.

Posted by: Xander Crews at October 01, 2013 07:27 AM (SUbHR)

168

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 01, 2013 11:24 AM (zF6Iw)

 

 

 

 

The EMPTY chair is against the wall.

Posted by: C. Eastwood at October 01, 2013 07:27 AM (DHQv9)

169 Barky O: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar. Mooch: What's your SAT score? Barky O: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

Posted by: RWC - Bring on O-Care at October 01, 2013 07:27 AM (fWAjv)

170 I bet many of the dead people who voted for Obama in 2012 are on the exchanges now.

Posted by: eman at October 01, 2013 07:27 AM (AO9UG)

171 Boss reports Google local celebrates Yellowstone "just in time for the shutdown."

Fascist scrunt-face who sits behind me is doing some gloating, for some reason I'm trying not to listen to.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 01, 2013 07:27 AM (/kI1Q)

172 I am panicing here people....President Obama please tell me what I should do today without the government in my life !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meh. I'll go fishing.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2013 07:27 AM (lwkv9)

173 So just to see what was what, the Man o'the House wandered over to the Healthcare Marketplace. Getting access took forever. Then he had to set up an account... with security questions. That don't exist. Seriously, there's a drop down menu from which nothing drops down. You cannot write your own. Obviously you have to provide answers to the non existent questions to be able to move on. 3 years. Billions of dollars.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at October 01, 2013 07:27 AM (fzFF6)

174 Good news everyone -- TFG will address the nation today; unfortunately the post office will mark it as undeliverable with postage due.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 01, 2013 07:27 AM (wNF3N)

175 Tell me again why the government couldn't do something so simple? Because stupid. Of course, I've found a strong plurality of things in life can be answered with "because stupid."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at October 01, 2013 07:28 AM (/PCJa)

176 Also...this is not 1995. There is way more competition for people's attention today then there was back then.

Posted by: Czar Peter at October 01, 2013 07:28 AM (CXr4y)

177

 I am panicing here people....President Obama please tell me what I should do today without the government in my life !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm stuck here in the office.  Friggin' private sector...

Posted by: Insomniac at October 01, 2013 07:28 AM (DrWcr)

178 Captain Reid: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Posted by: RWC - Bring on O-Care at October 01, 2013 07:28 AM (fWAjv)

179 There will be 3 or 4 new crises between now and then.

If we're lucky, there will only be 3 or 4 new crises between now and then.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 01, 2013 07:28 AM (/kI1Q)

180 167 Colorado's exchange site has suspended creation of accounts. --- Colorado was one of the few states where the exchange's rates were supposed to be BETTER than the average market rates pre-exchange.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rogue at October 01, 2013 07:29 AM (/Crba)

181 > Colorado's exchange site has suspended creation of accounts.

Posted by: Xander Crews at October 01, 2013 11:27 AM (SUbHR)




doesn't inspire much confidence

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 01, 2013 07:29 AM (8sCoq)

182 "out of some 2.5 million"

28% .  Excellent.  Just fabulous.

Posted by: Jaws at October 01, 2013 07:29 AM (4I3Uo)

183 66 If anyone DOES call the Healthcare.gov help line and they ask you for your reference code, I dare someone to say: "The chair is against the wall."


John has a long mustache. Over.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2013 11:08 AM (lwkv9)



Molasses tomorrow will bring forth cognac.

Posted by: Phinn at October 01, 2013 07:30 AM (oFH2D)

184

So, we shut down extraneous      parts of the govt so it could concentrate on Obamacide,   and it still doesn't roll out like a new roller skate on polished wood?

 

After three years of preparation?

 

WTF?

Posted by: Meremortal at October 01, 2013 07:30 AM (1Y+hH)

185

Controller: I know but this guy has no governing experience at all. He's a menace to himself and everything else in the country... yes, birds too.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 01, 2013 07:30 AM (SO2Q8)

186

*Cthulu looks up from monitor* What? Look, I'm busy. I'm trying to get on this fucking ACA site to sign me and the wife and the little Cthulu kidlets up for some affordable care and the damn thing keeps telling me it's busy. I'm fucking Cthulu! Fhtagn!

 

Fuckin' drama queen. Like you're the only one with problems.  You ever try to get a herd of shoggoths to stay in one place while you count them to see if there's enough for the deductible?  And then you've got that damn shiny cylinder in the corner that keeps giggling, "Hey, do you have Henry Wentworth Akeley in the can?  Well, you better let him out!"

 

Fucking A.  I did not sign up for this shit.

Posted by: Hastur the Unspeakable at October 01, 2013 07:30 AM (zF6Iw)

187 4 year CD 1.3 % today so I can see things are getting better lol

Posted by: torabora at October 01, 2013 07:30 AM (Uyvqn)

188 How WILL they cope?! @kasie Shutdown affects ppl Mems of Congress see daily. They push elevator buttons for them, serve them food, hold their doors; now home w no pay

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at October 01, 2013 07:30 AM (bCEmE)

189 Fascist scrunt-face who sits behind me is doing some gloating, for some reason I'm trying not to listen to. --- You need to find a way to start gaslighting the bitch.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rogue at October 01, 2013 07:30 AM (/Crba)

190 I really want to see the GOP stick to their guns on the no special subsidies for congress-critters and their staff.

Just keep repeating that Reid and the Dems would rather keep the Govt. shutdown than give up their special treatment.  No way that message won't turn the public in favor of the GOP's position.

I think there is a reason why the Sen. Dems are now opening to the idea of the repealing the medical device tax... they really don't want to part with their O'care subsidies.

I think we've found there weak-spot.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 01, 2013 07:30 AM (UypUQ)

191 Radio DJ: This is WZAZ in Chicago, where liberalism lives forever...

[the airplane zooms overhead the building, knocking the radio antenna down, and the signal goes dead]

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 01, 2013 07:30 AM (SO2Q8)

192 There will be 3 or 4 new crises between now and then. If we're lucky, there will only be 3 or 4 new crises between now and then. Over/under on 3 before Christmas 2013?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2013 07:30 AM (lwkv9)

193 I sure am glad that we lost our insurance due to this nonsense. Sure. Am. Glad.

Posted by: Lauren at October 01, 2013 07:31 AM (ELdpj)

194 If we're lucky, there will only be 3 or 4 new crises between now and then. This and talk of BtVS reminds me of the late Season 4 line from Riley: "I used to think I was really something. Then I meet you, and suddenly I find myself needing to know the plural of 'apocalypse.'"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at October 01, 2013 07:31 AM (/PCJa)

195 Mrs. Obama: I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan documentary.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 01, 2013 07:31 AM (SO2Q8)

196


Over/under on 3 before Christmas 2013?

----

Christmas? Cancelled due to shutdown-nado.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 01, 2013 07:32 AM (EGPJQ)

197 Fascist scrunt-face who sits behind me is doing some gloating, for some reason I'm trying not to listen to. --- You need to find a way to start gaslighting the bitch. Burrito her. From the taco wagon.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2013 07:33 AM (lwkv9)

198 I can't think about this now.  I'm too distraught over the thought of rich liberals not being able to snowboard at their favorite national park.

Posted by: Mike at October 01, 2013 07:33 AM (Rk8LS)

199 The reference ID# is the tell.


The copy and paste incapable need not apply.




Posted by: dananjcon at October 01, 2013 07:33 AM (wmU4G)

200 Reference code?

IT'S A TRAP!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 01, 2013 07:33 AM (wtvvX)

201 I can tell you     they haven't shut down enough of the government yet.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 01, 2013 07:33 AM (9T/th)

202 Borrowed from commenter Ben over at market-ticker.org:

Looks as though the entire ID database of every single American in an exchange, every American +/-, will be off-shored to Mumbai and everyone in the USA will have their identity stolen.

Everyone.

Winning!

Posted by: Methos at October 01, 2013 07:34 AM (hO9ad)

203 For my family, the CO marketplace price is 2.7x's what we're paying now for not bad coverage (Colorado already mandates pregnancy coverage). I saw that CO was one of the few states where the prices would go down and was cautiously optimistic. But that rascal Bush has screwed me again. Will his antics never cease?

Posted by: Xander Crews at October 01, 2013 07:34 AM (SUbHR)

204
My code: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Posted by: alexthechick - Bring the SMOD at October 01, 2013 11:15 AM (VtjlW)



Ih'nglup hglw'nafm Uthulhc H'lyer lgah'nagw nhtaf!




Posted by: Dyslexic Minion of Cthulhu at October 01, 2013 07:34 AM (TIIx5)

205

"*Cthulu looks up from monitor* What? Look, I'm busy. I'm trying to get on this fucking ACA site to sign me and the wife and the little Cthulu kidlets up for some affordable care and the damn thing keeps telling me it's busy. I'm fucking Cthulu! Fhtagn! "

 



Fuckin' drama queen. Like you're the only one with problems. You ever try to get a herd of shoggoths to stay in one place while you count them to see if there's enough for the deductible? And then you've got that damn shiny cylinder in the corner that keeps giggling, "Hey, do you have Henry Wentworth Akeley in the can? Well, you better let him out!"


 


Fucking A. I did not sign up for this shit.

 

 

Posted by: Hastur the Unspeakable at October 01, 2013 11:30 AM (zF6Iw)

 

 

"Sit and screw, crybabies.  Do you have any idea what my out-of-pocket expenses are going to be for a Bronze    plan?    BRONZE!   Not even gold!    And I don't have fucking pockets!  It's like they weren't even THINKING about amorphous, insubstantial    cosmic   entities    when they drafted this  piece of shit."

 

-The Colour Out of Space

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 01, 2013 07:34 AM (4df7R)

206 197 Over/under on 3 before Christmas 2013? ---- Christmas? Cancelled due to shutdown-nado. ---- Does anyone ever remember what the last one was? Oh, that's right, we were like gonna go to war or something.

Posted by: Czar Peter at October 01, 2013 07:34 AM (CXr4y)

207
Kasie Hunt  ‏@kasie

Shutdown affects ppl Mems of Congress see daily. They push elevator buttons for them, serve them food, hold their doors; now home w no pay



(she covers politics for NBC)

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 01, 2013 07:34 AM (8sCoq)

208 Looks as though the entire ID database of every single American in an exchange, every American +/-, will be off-shored to Mumbai and everyone in the USA will have their identity stolen. Everyone. Winning! Posted by: Methos at October 01, 2013 11:34 AM (hO9ad) In totally unrelated news, Lifelock stock rises sharply.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at October 01, 2013 07:35 AM (bCEmE)

209 Jack: What's going on? We have a right to know the truth!

Obama: [to the passengers] All right, I'm going to level with you all. But what's most important now is that you remain calm. There is no reason to panic.

[Obama's nose grows an inch long]

Obama: Now, it is true that one of the websites is down... slightly down.

[Obama's nose continues to grow longer and longer, à la Pinocchio]

Obama: But the other two exchanges... they're just fine. They're at the controls signing up the patients... free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 01, 2013 07:35 AM (SO2Q8)

210 Don't worry.  Al Gore can fix it.  He knows all about the internet.

Al Gore: "American democracy has been hacked. ThatÂ’s a computer word as you know."

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 01, 2013 07:35 AM (Hx5uv)

211 How will we know when the media finally admits that Obamacare is a disaster?

When they start calling it Bushcare.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 01, 2013 07:35 AM (wtvvX)

212 2 clicks in and Access Denied You don't have permission to access "http://test2.healthcare.gov/quick-answers/" on this server. Reference #18.6271aad1.1380641699.37d0db8 Helluva job Barky.

Posted by: RWC - Bring on O-Care at October 01, 2013 07:35 AM (fWAjv)

213 >> The System is down at the moment. A better metaphor for Obamacare I've never seen.

Posted by: Andy at October 01, 2013 07:36 AM (NANDd)

214 "Shutdown affects ppl Mems of Congress see daily. They push elevator buttons for them, serve them food, hold their doors; now home w no pay"

My God.  The humanity!

Posted by: Jaws at October 01, 2013 07:36 AM (4I3Uo)

215

Breaking News:

 

Due to Gov't shutdown,  the President WILL NOT be throwing out  the first pitch at tonight's Reds/Pirates game. 

 

The guy who  smoothes the dirt  10 feet in front of  the plate has been told not to report to work.

 

Your decisions have consequences, Republicans.  This one might cost you Pennsylvania and Ohio  in 2016,  you fools! 

Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2013 07:36 AM (TOk1P)

216 203 Methos @ 11:34,

the nice part will be the Lads from Lagos on IT patrol for the administration...

"Hello I need you to be paying me 2500 dollars so I can gift you with eleventy million in free health care..."

Oh wait...that is what we have now isn't it?

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 01, 2013 07:36 AM (9jfyN)

217 Ah'm fast forwarding to the topless stewardess....

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 01, 2013 07:36 AM (Ec6wH)

218

The voters don't remember squat from more than 6 months before the election.  By the time of the next election, ObamaCare will either (by some miracle) been defunded, or it will be an unmitigated disaster. By then, looking back and saying that the Republicans tried to shut it down, and even shut down the govt in the attempt, might look pretty good for them, no matter what they people right now. Acting on principle is the long game.

 

 

A lot of the Republican pundits who are critical are, no doubt, like Krauthammer, who admitted that he believes that the govt should provide health care as part of its welfare system.  I'm very disappointed in the usually brilliant Mr. K.

Posted by: Optimizer at October 01, 2013 07:36 AM (Mxt9o)

219 Ia! Ia! Shub-niggurath!

Posted by: Insane cultist at October 01, 2013 07:36 AM (DrWcr)

220 Ha. At the healthcare.gov site, I picked up an interesting phrase. From the site: ----------------- 'Starting 2014, most people must have health coverage or pay a fee (the “individual shared responsibility payment”). ' ----------------- Now two interesting things here. First of all, I thought Roberts declared it to be a 'tax', not a 'fee'? Secondly, only Socialist bureaucrats could come up with the name "individual shared responsibility payment". How chillingly 1984-ish is that?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 01, 2013 07:36 AM (aDwsi)

221 "http://test2.healthcare.gov/quick-answers/" Note to Gov't programmers. Update your web.config when deploying to production. That is all.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at October 01, 2013 07:36 AM (/PCJa)

222 InstaQuote:

'“The Pew Research Center, which conducted the survey, says this is the highest level of anger they have reported, or at least since they started asking the question in 1997.” Pitchforks are warranted.'

Now see, that's just a damn lie. The middle tine broke on mine, and Lehman's called it just normal wear-and-tear.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 01, 2013 07:36 AM (JNUY4)

223 208 Kasie Hunt ‏@kasie Shutdown affects ppl Mems of Congress see daily. They push elevator buttons for them, serve them food, hold their doors; now home w no pay (she covers politics for NBC) --- She thinks this engenders sympathy for them? How stupid are people working for NBC, anyway?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rogue at October 01, 2013 07:36 AM (/Crba)

224 What if the Obama Administration launched a healthcare party and nobody came?

I say, "make the revenuers work for their money."

Posted by: Fritz at October 01, 2013 07:37 AM (UzPAd)

225 Access Denied

You don't have permission to access "http://test2.healthcare.gov/quick-answers/" on this server.
Reference #18.6271aad1.1380641699.37d0db8

It's because of the shutdown.

Posted by: Scoop Juicebox at October 01, 2013 07:37 AM (KXm42)

226 "HereÂ’s HealthCare.GovÂ’s Twitter Feed Going From Happy to Really Sorry in Just a Few Hours"- http://bit.ly/1boMC0J

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at October 01, 2013 07:37 AM (YjDyJ)

227 >> The System is down at the moment. --- Lightswitch rave~!

Posted by: Strongbad at October 01, 2013 07:37 AM (/Crba)

228 Lightswitch rave~!

Posted by: Strongbad at October 01, 2013 11:37 AM (/Crba)

 

Techno chocolate!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 01, 2013 07:38 AM (DrWcr)

229 Jimmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked? Do you like gladiator movies?

Posted by: Harry Reid, Pedarist at October 01, 2013 07:38 AM (wR+pz)

230 healthcare.gov

Or, as I like to call it, "Forever beta"....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 01, 2013 07:38 AM (wtvvX)

231

"Shutdown affects ppl Mems of Congress see daily. They push elevator
buttons for them, serve them food, hold their doors; now home w no pay"

 

First off,   Mems of Congress can push their own damn buttons,  hold their own damn doors, and serve their own damn food.

 

And secondly, go tell Hairy Reed, @kasie you scrunt.   He's the one doing this.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 01, 2013 07:39 AM (4df7R)

232 Or, as I like to call it, "Forever beta".... That's it! They sub-contracted to Google!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at October 01, 2013 07:39 AM (/PCJa)

233 the “individual shared responsibility payment”

ISRP?  Not as good as naming your tumor "IDLE."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 01, 2013 07:39 AM (/kI1Q)

234 'Starting 2014, most people must have health coverage or pay a fee (the “individual shared responsibility payment”). '


Arbeit  macht  frei,  y'all!

Posted by: Jaws at October 01, 2013 07:39 AM (4I3Uo)

235 @230 http://tinyurl.com/92mot8n

Posted by: Harry Reid, Pedarist at October 01, 2013 07:39 AM (wR+pz)

236

Access Denied



You don't have permission to access "http://test2.healthcare.gov/quick-answers/" on this server.

Reference #18.6271aad1.1380641699.37d0db8

 

So they left a link to a test environment page in the code for the live site?   GENIUS.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 01, 2013 07:39 AM (4df7R)

237 Welcome back Sven!!!

Posted by: RWC - Bring on O-Care at October 01, 2013 07:40 AM (fWAjv)

238 Biden bears a striking resemblance to the blow-up auto pilot.

Posted by: tofer732 at October 01, 2013 07:40 AM (z3MpN)

239 We're  open  -  wide  open  -  for  business  during  the  shutdown!   Barry  and  Rahm,  please   stop  by!!

Posted by: Man's Country Chicago at October 01, 2013 07:40 AM (/1ATA)

240 Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2013 07:40 AM (g1DWB)

241
Access Denied

You don't have permission to access "http://test2.healthcare.gov/quick-answers/" on this server.
Reference #18.6271aad1.1380641699.37d0db8



Helluva job Barky.

You were taking to a test2 subdomain ???!!

ha!


By the way, these guys seem to be making the same mistake the Romney campaign did with Project Orca... by not having a soft launch to iron out bugs.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 01, 2013 07:40 AM (UypUQ)

242 So what's the over/under on how late   Obammy is for his Noon presser?   I'm taking the even money at 15 mins.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 01, 2013 07:41 AM (4df7R)

243 So what are the chances that someone too dumb to know to change a web.config from test to prod during a production push would ALSO push all the requested data to the client (that is: your computer) and then hide it with java-script? Anyone want to hook up Fiddler to their browser and report back?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at October 01, 2013 07:41 AM (/PCJa)

244

If I wasn't such an honest person, I would have 50 fake sites operating right now, taking every piece of personal information on hundreds of thousands of individuals.

 

I would also have be preparing to tap each one of their bank accounts or credit cards on one day in the near future. 

Posted by: jwest at October 01, 2013 07:41 AM (u2a4R)

245

Hey, BB, I just read your wife's review of The Director's Cut. I'm blushing; she's much too kind. Tell her thank you very much.

 

She said, "Aww, how sweet."  I'll get started on it this weekend.

 

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 01, 2013 07:41 AM (0HooB)

246 One thing I am actually worried about is whether some LIVs will note that the shutdown and the rocky ObamaCare start happened at the same time, and then decide that the one caused the other, as part of some clever GOP scheme.

Posted by: Optimizer at October 01, 2013 07:41 AM (Mxt9o)

247
Geez, their IT appears to be worse than iPixyBlogTech 1.9

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 01, 2013 07:41 AM (TIIx5)

248 238 RWC,

Thanks

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 01, 2013 07:41 AM (9jfyN)

249 So what's the over/under on how late Obammy is for his Noon presser? I'm taking the even money at 15 mins. I'll take the over.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at October 01, 2013 07:42 AM (/PCJa)

250 They sub-contracted to Google!

Actually, I'm surprised Google doesn't have some fucking doodle up on their web page to celebrate this momentous occasion.

The Obama-fellating scumsuckers....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 01, 2013 07:42 AM (wtvvX)

251 >>Shutdown affects ppl Mems of Congress see daily. They push elevator buttons for them, serve them food, hold their doors; now home w no pay

Oh, the humanity! Members of Congress will have to *gasp* push their own elevator button!! Open their own doors *sob*!! Go out to a restaurant for lunch!! I may have to start drinking to block out the pain of all this horror....

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2013 07:42 AM (vvueH)

252 control-alt-delete dammit, control-alt-delete!

Posted by: Tech guy at Healthcare.gov at October 01, 2013 07:42 AM (z3MpN)

253

195 -

 

Ah, Riley Finn.  The innocent, naive, brave  government employee,  thinking he was  fighting to destroy monsters, only to discover the government was secretly using monsters to create their own monster, only to have it turn out not so well,  and  private citizens had to band together to destroy the monster the government created...

 

There's a metaphor in there somewhere.  I can't quite put my finger on it though. 

Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2013 07:42 AM (TOk1P)

254 Karl Denninger's Market Ticker has an illustrated guide to Obamacare: http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=224777

Posted by: rickl at October 01, 2013 07:43 AM (zoehZ)

255 Lolz!!  I can't past the the username/password page. Maybe the Healthcare dot gov can sense a bogus e-mail or a Tea-bagger in its systemz!




Posted by: dananjcon at October 01, 2013 07:43 AM (wmU4G)

256 Actually, I'm surprised Google doesn't have some fucking doodle up on their web page to celebrate this momentous occasion.

The Obama-fellating scumsuckers....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 01, 2013 11:42 AM (wtvvX)

 

They're commemorating the 123rd anniversary of Yosemite National Park.  Which is closed because SHUTDOWN!!1!!1!111!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 01, 2013 07:43 AM (DrWcr)

257 On my command, unleash hell....


Posted by: ECius Maximus at October 01, 2013 07:43 AM (GQ8sn)

258 Just out of curiosity, anyone know how this shutdown affects contractors, like the ones who perform background checks and employ people like Edward Snowden?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2013 07:44 AM (vvueH)

259 It's like the government hired the most jr. programmers it could, then prohibited them from asking anyone but each other when they ran into problems.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at October 01, 2013 07:44 AM (/PCJa)

260 It's like the government hired the most jr. programmers it could, then prohibited them from asking anyone but each other when they ran into problems.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at October 01, 2013 11:44 AM (/PCJa)

 

They must have put Jamie Gorelick in charge.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 01, 2013 07:45 AM (DrWcr)

261 214 >> The System is down at the moment. A better metaphor for Obamacare I've never seen. Posted by: Andy Pretty well fits the whole damn country. Nothing is working like it used to. Including "work." Where did it all go?

Posted by: backhoe at October 01, 2013 07:45 AM (ULH4o)

262 So will Fuckstick McSoftwarefail be on CSPAN at noon? I want to hear how Republicans are responsible for today's orgy of cannibalism and human sacrifice

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 01, 2013 07:45 AM (8sCoq)

263

"243 So what's the over/under on how late Obammy is for his Noon presser? I'm taking the even money at 15 mins."

 

 

Standard is about 20 min., I think.

 

 

But he's going to be eager to celebrate the triumphant arrival of ObamaCare. (?), and eager to pursue his anti-GOP propaganda over the shutdown.

 

 

So, yeah, I'd put it at around 15 min.; I'll venture a bit earlier.

Posted by: Optimizer at October 01, 2013 07:45 AM (Mxt9o)

264 "So what are the chances that someone too dumb to know to change a web.config from test to prod during a production push would ALSO push all the requested data to the client (that is: your computer) and then hide it with java-script?"
***
For all we know, the guys that rolled out the Romney campaign's ORCA GOTV system did the testing for healthcare.gov.

Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2013 07:45 AM (HjPtV)

265

252 >>Shutdown affects ppl Mems of Congress see daily. They push elevator
buttons for them, serve them food, hold their doors; now home w no pay

 

She forgot the guy handing out towels in the Men's restroom, and the lady that injects Pelosi with her daily botox

Posted by: Tech guy at Healthcare.gov at October 01, 2013 07:45 AM (z3MpN)

266 Geez, their IT appears to be worse than iPixyBlogTech 1.9 #twoweeks.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2013 07:45 AM (lwkv9)

267 @gabrielmalor 3m So, hey, conservatives, are you winning yet?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at October 01, 2013 07:45 AM (bCEmE)

268 I think if you can't access the heathcare.gov website, there should be a WAV that plays and says "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

Posted by: Null at October 01, 2013 07:45 AM (DuH+r)

269 Actually, I'm surprised Google doesn't have some fucking doodle up on their web page to celebrate this momentous occasion.

The Obama-fellating scumsuckers....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 01, 2013 11:42 AM (wtvvX)

 

Nope, their doodle is celebrating the 123rd anniversary of Yosemite National Park.

 

Which is closed today thanks to Hairy Reed and his shutdown.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 01, 2013 07:46 AM (4df7R)

Posted by: The Supersuckers at October 01, 2013 07:46 AM (gDouQ)

271 You know what? All of this discussion about essential and non-essential workers and blah blah blah really makes me crave some Senate bean soup.

Posted by: alexthechick - Bring the SMOD at October 01, 2013 07:46 AM (VtjlW)

272 She forgot the guy handing out towels in the Men's restroom, and the lady that injects Pelosi with her daily botox

Posted by: Tech guy at Healthcare.gov at October 01, 2013 11:45 AM (z3MpN)

 

This is an emergency!  Do you have any idea how wrinkly my cooter gets?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at October 01, 2013 07:46 AM (DrWcr)

273 >Oh, the humanity! Members of Congress will have to *gasp* push their own elevator button!! Open their own doors *sob*!! Go out to a restaurant for lunch!! I may have to start drinking to block out the pain of all this horror....

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2013 11:42 AM (vvueH)

\


maybe a really weepy drum circle on the Mall-


CAN'T! The grass is closed! OMG kill me now

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 01, 2013 07:47 AM (8sCoq)

274 268 Tami @11:45,

Yeah...that is a really, REALLY nice truck.

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 01, 2013 07:47 AM (9jfyN)

275 control-alt-delete dammit, control-alt-delete! Posted by: Tech guy at Healthcare.gov Format:F! Format:F!!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2013 07:47 AM (lwkv9)

276 Posted by: Tami at October 01, 2013 11:45 AM (bCEmE) Well, at least he's stopped pretending to be conservative.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at October 01, 2013 07:47 AM (/PCJa)

277 Even without the aca, government already spends more than 50% of the nations healthcare dollars. This is a battle between some socialism and a bit more socialism. And the GOP is losing

Posted by: California red at October 01, 2013 07:47 AM (L39bP)

278

So what are the chances that someone too dumb to know to change a web.config from test to prod during a production push would ALSO push all the requested data to the client (that is: your computer) and then hide it with java-script?

 

I'm looking forward to the reports of user information being broadcast    to   complete strangers   because some dipshit   didn't link the correct table somewhere.  

 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 01, 2013 07:48 AM (4df7R)

279 >>maybe a really weepy drum circle on the Mall-

Uptwinkles!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2013 07:48 AM (vvueH)

280 System of a down system.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 01, 2013 07:48 AM (vJFM9)

281 "...employ people like Edward Snowden?"

The same Snowden who got a peek behind  the  US Gov curtain and thought it more appealing  (and safe) to move to fucking Russia?

Posted by: Jaws at October 01, 2013 07:48 AM (4I3Uo)

282 Just out of curiosity, anyone know how this shutdown affects contractors, like the ones who perform background checks and employ people like Edward Snowden?

Oh, I'd say no impact at all on them...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 01, 2013 07:48 AM (wtvvX)

283

"*Cthulu looks up from monitor* What? Look, I'm busy. I'm trying to get on this fucking ACA site to sign me and the wife and the little Cthulu kidlets up for some affordable care and the damn thing keeps telling me it's busy. I'm fucking Cthulu! Fhtagn! "

 

 


Fuckin' drama queen. Like you're the only one with problems. You ever try to get a herd of shoggoths to stay in one place while you count them to see if there's enough for the deductible? And then you've got that damn shiny cylinder in the corner that keeps giggling, "Hey, do you have Henry Wentworth Akeley in the can? Well, you better let him out!"

Fucking A. I did not sign up for this shit.


Posted by: Hastur the Unspeakable at October 01, 2013 11:30 AM (zF6Iw)

 



"Sit and screw, crybabies. Do you have any idea what my out-of-pocket expenses are going to be for a Bronze plan? BRONZE! Not even gold! And I don't have fucking pockets! It's like they weren't even THINKING about amorphous, insubstantial cosmic entities when they drafted this piece of shit."

-The Colour Out of Space

 

Hey, now, don't be hatin'.  They gave me a job:  "We're sorry to keep you waiting.  Your call is very important to us.  And now, some music. . ."

**toot, toot.  tweet, tweet.  balurgh!**

Posted by: Azathoth at October 01, 2013 07:48 AM (zF6Iw)

284 I've seen MMO launches smoother than this.

Which isn't saying much.

Posted by: Matt S. at October 01, 2013 07:48 AM (m7EhJ)

285 Oh Stewardess, I think this man sitting next to me used to be a doctor. Until they passed this piece of crap, anyway.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 01, 2013 07:48 AM (l3vZN)

286 TFG spew bumped to 12:25 EDT

I guess they can't log on to the teleprompter

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 01, 2013 07:48 AM (8sCoq)

287 268 @gabrielmalor 3m

So, hey, conservatives, are you winning yet?

Posted by: Tami at October 01, 2013 11:45 AM (bCEmE)

 

Someone on Twitter ought to point out to that dishonest hack that he's the one that swore delay was the way to avoid the government shutdown.

Posted by: buzzion at October 01, 2013 07:49 AM (LI48c)

288

MSNBC just interviewed a woman in Texas...

 

"Now I can get into a car accident and I don't have to be so careful climbing mountains!"

Posted by: jwest at October 01, 2013 07:49 AM (u2a4R)

289 So will Fuckstick McSoftwarefail be on CSPAN at noon? I want to hear how Republicans are responsible for today's orgy of cannibalism and human sacrifice

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 01, 2013 11:45 AM (8sCoq)

 

Whoa whoa, wait.   There's an orgy?   Why was I not informed?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 01, 2013 07:49 AM (4df7R)

290

I am feeling a little less concerned about the NSA, now, though.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2013 07:49 AM (gDouQ)

291

@gabrielmalor 3m



So, hey, conservatives, are you winning yet?

 

Posted by: Tami at October 01, 2013 11:45 AM (bCEmE)

 

 

*sigh*

 

And his    transition to the dark side is complete.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 01, 2013 07:49 AM (4df7R)

292 "Just out of curiosity, anyone know how this shutdown affects contractors, like the ones who perform background checks and employ people like Edward Snowden?"

It matters on their contract.

Posted by: Matt S. at October 01, 2013 07:49 AM (m7EhJ)

293 I've seen MMO launches smoother than this. Which isn't saying much. Posted by: Matt S. at October 01, 2013 11:48 AM (m7EhJ) I think the new Sim City launch went smoother than this.

Posted by: alexthechick - Bring the SMOD at October 01, 2013 07:50 AM (VtjlW)

294 @gabrielmalor 3m

So, hey, conservatives, are you winning yet?

I love when America's enemies declare themselves for all the world to see.

Posted by: Methos at October 01, 2013 07:50 AM (hO9ad)

295 The security questions have no questions...can't type in my own security questions.

Ex.


Q1. How many times do you fap a day??

Posted by: dananjcon at October 01, 2013 07:51 AM (wmU4G)

296 Two weeks?

Awesome.

Posted by: Scoop Juicebox at October 01, 2013 07:51 AM (KXm42)

297 "‘BEHOLD THE GLORY!’: Cult-tastic OFA Truth Team spreads the good news about Obamacare"- http://bit.ly/18p3wrv

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at October 01, 2013 07:51 AM (YjDyJ)

298 "Now I can get into a car accident and I don't have to be so careful climbing mountains!"

Posted by: jwest at October 01, 2013 11:49 AM (u2a4R)

 

 

Tell me you're being facetious.  PLEASE.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 01, 2013 07:51 AM (4df7R)

299 288 Buzzion @11:49,

I would but either Debbie Wasserman Shitz, or Nanzi Peloust got me twitmo'd for a week....

I just got my main account back, and am content to be allowed to comment here.

That truck he's driving though....really pretty

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 01, 2013 07:51 AM (9jfyN)

300

 I want to hear how Republicans are responsible for today's orgy of cannibalism and human sacrifice

 

I like my long pig medium-well, thanks. 

Posted by: Insomniac at October 01, 2013 07:51 AM (DrWcr)

301 Google pisses me off to no end, I'm still steaming about them celebrating Cesar Chavez's on Easter.  Now this Yosemite stunt.

I had dreams the internet would break up the liberal MSM monopoly, but it seems to have just morphed into something that doesn't even pretend to be objective.

Posted by: McAdams at October 01, 2013 07:52 AM (51OEc)

302 Leo Shane III ‏@LeoShane 10m

Tons of applause as the WWII vets from Miss. storm their memorial. Park police on the way. #shutdown pic.twitter.com/31UGU7MRry

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 01, 2013 07:52 AM (8sCoq)

303 @gabrielmalor 3m So, hey, conservatives, are you winning yet? Posted by: Tami at October 01, 2013 11:45 AM (bCEmE) *sigh* And his transition to the dark side is complete. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 01, 2013 11:49 AM (4df7R) brb being passive aggressive

Posted by: alexthechick - Bring the SMOD at October 01, 2013 07:52 AM (VtjlW)

304 294 I've seen MMO launches smoother than this. Which isn't saying much. Posted by: Matt S. at October 01, 2013 11:48 AM (m7EhJ) I think the new Sim City launch went smoother than this. --- I think Dr. Pepper's "Chinese Democracy" free drink giveaway went smoother than this.

Posted by: W. Axl Rose at October 01, 2013 07:52 AM (/Crba)

305 "Tell me you're being facetious. PLEASE".

 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 01, 2013 11:51 AM (4df7R)

 

That was verbatim.

 

I shit you not.

Posted by: jwest at October 01, 2013 07:52 AM (u2a4R)

306 I like my long pig medium-well, thanks.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 01, 2013 11:51 AM (DrWcr)

 

Pfft.   I prefer to go full bacchanal and eat it raw.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 01, 2013 07:52 AM (4df7R)

307 I've seen MMO launches smoother than this.

Which isn't saying much.

Posted by: Matt S. at October 01, 2013 11:48 AM (m7EhJ)


This shit is just embarrassing.

Posted by: Final Fantasy XIV at October 01, 2013 07:52 AM (hO9ad)

308 Scoop  --  shut your whore mouth.

Posted by: eleven at October 01, 2013 07:52 AM (KXm42)

309 My Password is The Word.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at October 01, 2013 07:52 AM (gDouQ)

310 The same Snowden who got a peek behind the US Gov curtain and thought it more appealing (and safe) to move to fucking Russia? Posted by: Jaws at October 01, 2013 11:48 AM (4I3Uo) Russia has "free" health care!

Posted by: Zombie Ted at October 01, 2013 07:52 AM (wR+pz)

311 Shut down funnies at Daniel Greenfield's blog. http://tinyurl.com/kun7lwj

Posted by: baldilocks at October 01, 2013 07:53 AM (Tnlh/)

312 Chris Moody ‏@Chris_Moody 8m

That is so punk rock RT @LeoShane Honor flight vets just knocked over the barriers at the WWII memorial to get inside pic.twitter.com/ltfa4RAccQ

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 01, 2013 07:53 AM (8sCoq)

313 Pfft. I prefer to go full bacchanal and eat it raw.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 01, 2013 11:52 AM (4df7R)

 

Brave. 

Posted by: Insomniac at October 01, 2013 07:54 AM (DrWcr)

314 I'm looking forward to the reports of user information being broadcast to complete strangers because some dipshit didn't link the correct table somewhere. someone seriously needs to sign up as "Little Bobby Tables."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at October 01, 2013 07:54 AM (/PCJa)

315 313 Jones in CO,

It'd be a damned shame if Breitbart and the Blaze were in DC on hand to chronicle Donk-Ass overreaction wouldn't it?

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 01, 2013 07:54 AM (9jfyN)

316 It's been 200 years since the Limeys burned the White House.  I say it's about damn time.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 01, 2013 07:54 AM (Hx5uv)

317

@gabrielmalor 3m

So, hey, conservatives, are you winning yet?

 

Posted by: Tami at October 01, 2013 11:45 AM (bCEmE)

 

Tell me he didn't really post that.  Because if he did, I've got a number of sharp instruments in my posession and a handy guide for the varied orifices they fit.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 01, 2013 07:54 AM (zF6Iw)

318 @gabrielmalor 3m So, hey, conservatives, are you winning yet? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ And some say he wasn't trolling this morning. He knew the right buttons to push in an attempt to let some of his 'friends' get themselves banned.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 01, 2013 07:54 AM (LSJmV)

319 Where?

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 01, 2013 11:27 AM (cb/Vq)

 

In  all  Academies in Houston.   Carter Country in Houston also has abundant supplies.   

Posted by: polynikes at October 01, 2013 07:54 AM (m2CN7)

320 someone seriously needs to sign up as "Little Bobby Tables."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at October 01, 2013 11:54 AM (/PCJa)

 

Or Doodad Pro.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 01, 2013 07:54 AM (DrWcr)

321 From @LeoShane via@iowahwkblog:

Honor flight vets just knocked over the barriers at the WWII memorial to get inside, or no.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 01, 2013 07:55 AM (wtvvX)

322

Ok folks....

 

The House AND Senate have created this monstrosity... both the Shutdown by not doing the Appropriations bills (7 sitting in the House, 4 in the Senate).... and this...

 

I hereby subscribe to Throw them ALL out...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2013 07:55 AM (lZBBB)

323 Leo Shane III ‏@LeoShane 7m

No sign of folks leaving. The vets have control of the memorial. #shutdown pic.twitter.com/eGj4kmFEiP

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 01, 2013 07:55 AM (8sCoq)

324 #308: In FF14's defense, you can now make characters on it again. I don't know if you can actually sign up for ACA yet. If they get it fixed in three days, they'll be doing better than Square did!

Posted by: Matt S. at October 01, 2013 07:55 AM (PDTch)

325 Can't access the CA website. It's either being hammered or it is a fuck up.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at October 01, 2013 07:55 AM (paOCA)

326 Chris Moody ‏@Chris_Moody 8m That is so punk rock RT @LeoShane Honor flight vets just knocked over the barriers at the WWII memorial to get inside pic.twitter.com/ltfa4RAccQ Posted by: Jones in CO at October 01, 2013 11:53 AM (8sCoq) When they get arrested, this could get very ugly indeed. That being said, That. Is. Awesome.

Posted by: alexthechick - Bring the SMOD at October 01, 2013 07:55 AM (VtjlW)

327 I didn't totally grok some of the Gabe-hate, but that was a real dick move.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 01, 2013 07:55 AM (/kI1Q)

328

Tons of applause as the WWII vets from Miss. storm their memorial. Park police on the way. #shutdown pic.twitter.com/31UGU7MRry

 

What's  this? A little bit of civil disobedience?

 

I  approve.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 01, 2013 07:56 AM (0HooB)

329 David Burge ‏@iowahawkblog 2m

shutdown * awesome * infinity: park rangers put up barriers to DC WWII memorial, WWII vets bust 'em down pic.twitter.com/i3pEcXN3pP

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 01, 2013 07:56 AM (8sCoq)

330 @charliespiering MSNBC runs a trial run of MD health exchange -> doesn't go well http://tinyurl.com/k8qp87q

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at October 01, 2013 07:56 AM (bCEmE)

331 No sign of folks leaving. The vets have control of the memorial.

Got dusty in here.  God bless those men.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 01, 2013 07:56 AM (/kI1Q)

332 319 Countrysquire @11:54,

http://tinyurl.com/lhunb4e

Gabe's tweet...


Posted by: Sven10077 at October 01, 2013 07:56 AM (9jfyN)

333 Tons of applause as the WWII vets from Miss. storm their memorial. Park police on the way. #shutdown pic.twitter.com/31UGU7MRry

 

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 01, 2013 11:52 AM (8sCoq)

YES!

Posted by: Azathoth at October 01, 2013 07:57 AM (zF6Iw)

334 Borrowed from commenter Ben over at market-ticker.org: Looks as though the entire ID database of every single American in an exchange, every American +/-, will be off-shored to Mumbai and everyone in the USA will have their identity stolen. Everyone. Winning! Posted by: Methos at October 01, 2013 11:34 AM (hO9ad) Wait, they are out-sourcing jobs to Mumbai? Jobs that could potentially be done by Americans? Laser. Like. Focus.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at October 01, 2013 07:57 AM (fzFF6)

335 And some say he wasn't trolling this morning. He knew the right buttons to push in an attempt to let some of his 'friends' get themselves banned.

I think it's about time to lobby ace to ban Gabe.

Posted by: Methos at October 01, 2013 07:57 AM (hO9ad)

336 So it looks like a WWII vets' group had a scheduled visit to the WWII Memorial on the Mall and found it blocked off- so they took down the barriers and continued on with their planned activities at the Memorial



the old folks, showin' us how it's done

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 01, 2013 07:57 AM (8sCoq)

337 Wait: We're paying park police to stop WWII Vets from going to a WWII memorial during a shutdown? What madness is this? What is more non-essential than paying those park police?

Posted by: Matt S. at October 01, 2013 07:58 AM (PDTch)

338

That was verbatim.

I shit you not.

 

Pissy little butthurt child is pissy little  butthurt child.  Who knew?

Posted by: Azathoth at October 01, 2013 07:58 AM (zF6Iw)

339 >I think it's about time to lobby ace to ban Gabe.

Posted by: Methos at October 01, 2013 11:57 AM (hO9ad)



yeah- seems like he was going out of his way to give me a 'fuck you' with that post

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 01, 2013 07:58 AM (8sCoq)

340 http://tinyurl.com/lhunb4e

Gabe's tweet...


Posted by: Sven10077 at October 01, 2013 11:56 AM (9jfyN)

 

Serious douchebaggery right there.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 01, 2013 07:59 AM (DrWcr)

341
And that's just the signing up.  Wait until the you need care.  What was it in the UK and Canada?, 6 months or more for a MRI.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 01, 2013 07:59 AM (sj9LN)

342 I think it's about time to lobby ace to ban Gabe. It's been tried and it doesn't work. Ace believes (with some justification) that Gabe is worth more to his blog than any commenters he offends. I say we prove Ace wrong by refusing to click over into the HQ until 9:30 Eastern- no HQ until the Dump is up. And if it doesn't work? At least I don't have to see Gabe's pathetic trolling every morning.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at October 01, 2013 07:59 AM (/PCJa)

343 339 Azathoth,

That truck has shiny hubcaps

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 01, 2013 07:59 AM (9jfyN)

344 Shutdown affects ppl Mems of Congress see daily. They push elevator buttons for them, serve them food, hold their doors; now home w no pay



(she covers politics for NBC)

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 01, 2013 11:34 AM (8sCoq)


3, 2, 1,...And a wildcat strike is called by The Amalgamated Brotherhood of Elevator Button Pushers and Door Holders.   You know it's coming.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2013 08:00 AM (60Q+L)

345

From @LeoShane via@iowahwkblog:



Honor flight vets just knocked over the barriers at the WWII memorial to get inside, #shutdown or no. pic.twitter.com/T4bx8kvFYj


 

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 01, 2013 11:55 AM (wtvvX)

 

 

Booyah!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 01, 2013 08:00 AM (4df7R)

346 What is more non-essential than paying those park police?

At least a third of this list.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._federal_agencies

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 01, 2013 08:00 AM (/kI1Q)

347

Dammit!  I keep forgetting to yank off this sock.

 

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 01, 2013 08:00 AM (zF6Iw)

348 341 Insomniac,

Well I'm just happy to be here.

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 01, 2013 08:00 AM (9jfyN)

349 Gabe is part of the protected class now.   He won't  be abandoned  by this site  so easily.  

Posted by: polynikes at October 01, 2013 08:00 AM (m2CN7)

350 341 Insomniac,

Well I'm just happy to be here.

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 01, 2013 12:00 PM (9jfyN)

 

In case there was any confusion, I was referring to Gabe's tweet, not you...

Posted by: Insomniac at October 01, 2013 08:01 AM (DrWcr)

351 343 Allen G,

I'm game, of course I was also not going to put my Sven10077 nick back up for a month and I broke that...

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 01, 2013 08:01 AM (9jfyN)

352 "*Cthulu looks up from monitor* What? Look, I'm busy. I'm trying to get on this fucking ACA site to sign me and the wife and the little Cthulu kidlets up for some affordable care and the damn thing keeps telling me it's busy. I'm fucking Cthulu! Fhtagn! "


Fuckin' drama queen. Like you're the only one with problems. You ever try to get a herd of shoggoths to stay in one place while you count them to see if there's enough for the deductible? And then you've got that damn shiny cylinder in the corner that keeps giggling, "Hey, do you have Henry Wentworth Akeley in the can? Well, you better let him out!"
Fucking A. I did not sign up for this shit.
Posted by: Hastur the Unspeakable at October 01, 2013 11:30 AM (zF6Iw)

"Sit and screw, crybabies. Do you have any idea what my out-of-pocket expenses are going to be for a Bronze plan? BRONZE! Not even gold! And I don't have fucking pockets! It's like they weren't even THINKING about amorphous, insubstantial cosmic entities when they drafted this piece of shit."
-The Colour Out of Space

Hey, now, don't be hatin'. They gave me a job: "We're sorry to keep you waiting. Your call is very important to us. And now, some music. . ."
**toot, toot. tweet, tweet. balurgh!**

Posted by: Azathoth at October 01, 2013 11:48 AM (zF6Iw)




I just checked my new rates.  Since I live in the 9th dimension, I can't afford even the bronze level plan!



Where do I sign up for the subsidies?

Posted by: Shub Niggurath at October 01, 2013 08:01 AM (GQ8sn)

353 Byron York ‏@ByronYork 42s

RT @JPFreire: MSNBC Anchor Gives Up Signing Up For ObamaCare Exchange After 35 Minutes http://nrcc.me/GzIpsM

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 01, 2013 08:02 AM (8sCoq)

354 Tried to set up account today, didn't work. Top men. Top!

Posted by: GuyfromNH at October 01, 2013 08:02 AM (cJD7u)

355 351 Insomniac,

No, not at all...I understood.

I was commenting on Gabe's truck b/c that is safe.

His truck is the prettiest, smartest truck I have ever seen.

It's like a Redneck Knight 2000

Posted by: Sven10077 at October 01, 2013 08:02 AM (9jfyN)

356 Anyone want to set the odds that this thing has SQL injection and other vulnerabilities up the wazoo when it *does* run?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 01, 2013 08:02 AM (B/VB5)

357 It's like the government hired the most jr. Americorps programmers it could, then prohibited them from asking anyone but each other when they ran into problems. Posted by: AllenG ------------------- FIFY

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 01, 2013 08:03 AM (aDwsi)

358 nood

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 01, 2013 08:03 AM (8sCoq)

359 I say we prove Ace wrong by refusing to click over into the HQ until 9:30 Eastern- no HQ until the Dump is up.

Or boycott the donations links until Gabe is gone.

Posted by: Methos at October 01, 2013 08:04 AM (hO9ad)

360

That is so punk rock RT @LeoShane Honor flight vets just knocked over the barriers at the WWII memorial to get inside pic.twitter.com/ltfa4RAccQ
Posted by: Jones in CO at October 01, 2013 11:53 AM (8sCoq)


When they get arrested, this could get very ugly indeed.


That being said, That. Is. Awesome.

 

Posted by: alexthechick - Bring the SMOD at October 01, 2013 11:55 AM (VtjlW)

 

Oh, do it, you jackbooted clowns.  DO IT!  I can't wait to see Little King Barky's stormtroopers cuffing and dragging off elderly men who want to honor their fallen comrades.

 

Now we just need people to knock down the barricades on the National Mall.  For the only time in my life, I wish I were in DC.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 01, 2013 08:04 AM (zF6Iw)

361 Where do I sign up for the subsidies? Posted by: Shub Niggurath Working As Intended.

Posted by: Nyarlathotep at October 01, 2013 08:05 AM (naUcP)

362 >>Tons of applause as the WWII vets from Miss. storm their memorial. Park police on the way.

Wait - there are Park Police on duty? Then why did they barricade the National Mall?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2013 08:06 AM (vvueH)

363 "Then why did they barricade the National Mall?"

The same reason they canceled White House tours.

Posted by: Matt S. at October 01, 2013 08:06 AM (m7EhJ)

364 So Gabe is being a total dick today? Classy. I noticed he said "you" and not "we". So we are "you people" to him?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 01, 2013 08:07 AM (ZPrif)

365 "I say we prove Ace wrong by refusing to click over into the HQ until 9:30 Eastern- no HQ until the Dump is up."

Done. 

Posted by: Jaws at October 01, 2013 08:08 AM (4I3Uo)

366 "I think it's about time to lobby ace to ban Gabe." Ace has repeatedly said that he has his own reasons for keeping Gabe on. So just ignore the guy's posts. Head straight for Vic's comments. Tune in at a later hour. Whatever.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 01, 2013 08:08 AM (dfYL9)

367 Re: National Park Police - Had a work friend whose husband works for National Park Police, and apparently they are responsible for every little park in DC (like MacPherson Square park). This means they have to patrol this patchwork of territory throughout the city. A lot of the stuff they're doing is drug deal busts, etc. since a lot of DC crime spills over into these little parks.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2013 08:09 AM (vvueH)

368 Google pisses me off to no end, I'm still steaming about them celebrating Cesar Chavez's on Easter. Now this Yosemite stunt. Posted by: McAdams ----------------- Stop using Google. Just stop. You are supporting those Leftist assholes, enabling them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 01, 2013 08:13 AM (aDwsi)

369 As we speak, millions of Americans are being told lies about how the Republican Shutdown is causing the Obamacare website glitches.  Well done, Republicans.  Your political instincts and timing couldn't be more perfect.  And by "well done, Republicans," I mean "FUCK YOU, ASSHOLES."  Way to make these incompetent liberal psychopaths look reasonable.

Posted by: the angle of my dangle at October 01, 2013 08:14 AM (yhJhK)

370 Regarding the photoshop image, in these times using modern aircraft, Harry is useless; there are no flight engineers.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 01, 2013 08:17 AM (vd7A8)

371 awww ... somebody's butthurt

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 01, 2013 08:22 AM (ZPrif)

372 I'm just bloody glad I don't have to sign up for this balls-up.  Where's my Weetabix?

Posted by: Spike at October 01, 2013 08:35 AM (BDU/a)

373 Do you think they are competent to protect your private medical information?

Posted by: Bill at October 01, 2013 08:38 AM (BPKIW)

374 Those fucking retards aren't qualified to drive a remote-operated bumper car without killing themselves or someone else

Posted by: KenH at October 01, 2013 08:41 AM (Q/K7q)

375

"And Obamacare was under Dunn..."

Posted by: Mark V. at October 01, 2013 08:48 AM (Xs7vh)

376 Stop using Google. Just stop. You are supporting those Leftist assholes, enabling them. Posted by: Mike Hammer

Unfortunately, I enable Leftists assholes every time I pay my taxes.


Posted by: McAdams at October 01, 2013 08:49 AM (51OEc)

377 Obama has turned the greatest healthcare system in the world into Detroit.

Posted by: Bill at October 01, 2013 09:03 AM (BPKIW)

378 Another note - I'm not a Jr, but they won't let me say I'm the "II" of my name. That will undoubtedly fuck something up. Thanks, top men!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at October 01, 2013 09:52 AM (4p5/2)

379 Heard inside healthcare.gov's IT dept: Curly: Hey Moe! You forgot to change the DNS to point to the prod system! Moe: You knucklehead! The DNS is pointing to the prod. Someone put the test deployment on the prod servers! Larry: Shemp told me to run "init 1" on the server and now I can't connect. What's "init 1" do? Moe: Numbskull! Go manually reset the server! Curly: I wonder what this does! sudo "rm -rf /*" Moe: NOOOOO!

Posted by: Greppin' the Hash at October 01, 2013 09:56 AM (2uova)

380 Quick!  This ACA is going to crash and burn and be a huge fustercluck!  Democrats and Obama will be blamed totally since it passed without a single Republican vote!

We have to save them somehow!  Get Cruz out there to make a speech!  Pass a delay!  Shut down the government over it!  Anything to save Obama and the Democrats!

Nice job, Zippy and the Pinheads.

Posted by: Adjoran at October 01, 2013 10:24 AM (473jB)

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