November 21, 2013

Obama's Sesame Street Communications Strategy
— Ace

I've previously mentioned my annoyance with Obama's baby-talk style of condescension to the American public.

On one hand, he demands that we be as high-minded and intellectual as he mistakenly conceives himself to be. But on the other hand, he doesn't trust us enough to speak to us like adults, and so he does what adults do to children when they wish to manipulate them: They lie. They make up magical elves like Santa Claus who keep naughty and nice lists.

They also say "Just because" a lot. "Just because" is something a child hears a lot, when he asks Why he's not allowed to play with something, or why he has to go to bed by 10pm.

Now there's a reason adults do this with children, of course: Because children actually are not mentally or emotionally advanced enough to understand abstract thinking, indirect cause and effect, risk vs. reward (like playing with the stove -- sure, if you do it right it'll be fine, but what are the odds a kid will avoid the burners?), tradeoffs, prioritization of moral goods, and so forth.

Children actually hate being condescended to like this, at least when they realize they're being treated like children, which is relatively early in their lives -- when they're still actually children, and fully deserving of a condescending attitude from their parents.

But adults? Adults hate it even more. Or at least they ought to hate it. But for some reason, Barack Obama has gotten away with lecturing and hectoring the adult American voting public for five years, lying to them, spinning childish fictions that he thinks will help them "understand."

Not understand the truth, mind you, but "understand" in the way a frustrated parent means it: A frustrated parent doesn't care if the kid really understands why he can't eat too much sugar -- at the end of the day, he really just wants the kid to comply with his directive.

And that's the sort of "understanding" Barack Obama offers the public-- not actual understanding of what Obamacare will do, and who it will harm, and what the actual goals of the policy are. But simply shutting the American Voting Children up, and getting them to comply, and just do what they're told.

Over at AdAge, Ken Wheaton discusses what he calls Obama's "Sesame Street" communications strategy.

Imagine you've tuned in to one of those classic "Sesame Street" episodes. Not one of those YouTube videos in which they spoof such child-friendly material as "Homeland" and "Breaking Bad," but one in which the younger monsters have been disturbed by something intense. So one of the human adults, Gordon perhaps, arrives at the scene to explain things in very simple language -- as one would to children who might have a hard time grasping complex, abstract concepts.

Now, imagine that after Gordon finishes explaining that sometimes bad things happen to good people, Abby and Zoe, after looking at each other for a moment, turned to Gordon and said, "Are you kidding me with this bullshit?"

This is, in essence, what's happened with the Obama administration's laughable attempts to explain away the many problems it's experienced with the rollout of the Affordable Care Act. It's crisis communications via "Sesame Street."

That's not to say that Obama himself is a "Sesame Street" president. While there is something childish in his hopeful overtures to Iran, it's hard to conceive of Grover ordering drone strikes on Oscar the Grouch or Big Bird tapping Cookie Monster's phone.

But I do get the distinct impression, based on his communication strategy, that he thinks he's presiding over a country full of "Sesame Street" characters. And he's Gordon. He shows up, says, "Let me be clear," then walks off the stage -- the show's over before anyone starts asking really pesky questions.

So when Healthcare.gov imploded and the commotion didn't die down after a few days, Obama showed up in the Rose Garden to tell us that bad things sometimes happen and that he was just as mad as the rest of us. Actually, he was even madder than the rest of us. "Nobody is madder than me about the fact that the website isn't working as well as it should," he said. Then he promised to fix it with something called a "tech surge." So don't worry your silly little heads, kids, go off now and tickle Elmo or something, Luis is on the job.

But here's Obama's problem -- aside from the fact that the "adult" in this situation seemingly learned about these problems at the same time we did. Suddenly, Americans were no longer Elmo and Grover. They weren't even Oscar the Grouch. They'd jumped to "The Muppet Show" and gone all Waldorf and Statler on Obama.

Which might explain why there was something almost petulant about follow-up communications. Listen, Obama seemed to be saying, we tried our best. Isn't that good enough for you? No? Well, then we're sorry. Now, are you happy? No? And then they rolled out The Count to further explain the massive successes of the plan, but poor guy couldn't seem to count past 100.

That's the first half, before the "Just Words" halfway break; click on the link for the rest.

Compare with Arne Duncan's "Hush, stupid children" rebuttal to White Suburban Moms.

I didn't even realize, that's a triple insult, not just a double one. Stupid housewives! What do housewives and mere mothers know about education?!

Why, that's something for Men With Careers to handle.


Posted by: Ace at 09:28 AM | Comments (396)
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1 Let me go get 'em. Be right back.

Posted by: Countrysquire at November 21, 2013 09:29 AM (LSJmV)

2 first?

Posted by: Mallfly at November 21, 2013 09:30 AM (bJm7W)

3 Let me be clear...I'm going to punish Ace by giving him a baby.

Posted by: B. Obama at November 21, 2013 09:31 AM (kkbgQ)

4 Where'd my post go?

Posted by: Countrysquire at November 21, 2013 09:31 AM (LSJmV)

5

Heap many letters.....me no understand......You makem smoke

Posted by: Chief Obama at November 21, 2013 09:31 AM (LA7Cm)

6 Obama's Sesame Street Communications Strategy Sometimes a hand up your ass is just a hand up your ass.

Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2013 09:31 AM (FcR7P)

7 For example: @jaketapper re:sacrifices folks may have to make for ACA, POTUS said "they're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier"

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at November 21, 2013 09:31 AM (bCEmE)

8 I was told there would be no thinking.....

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at November 21, 2013 09:31 AM (9+ccr)

9 like playing with the stove -- sure, if you do it right it'll be fine, but what are the odds a kid will avoid the burners? Getting burned once IS the best teacher.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2013 09:32 AM (ix+5k)

10 The Sesame Street style communication does seem to work for single females and celebrities.

Posted by: ejo at November 21, 2013 09:32 AM (GXvSO)

11 You know why he's gets away with talking like this, don't you?


The MFM never calls him on it.


Posted by: EC at November 21, 2013 09:33 AM (GQ8sn)

12 Nobody is more angry and upset at your impending death due to a cancelled health insurance policy than I am.

Now watch this drive.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at November 21, 2013 09:34 AM (8ZskC)

13 30% of America is Sesame Street

Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2013 09:34 AM (CMlD4)

14 anyway, you don't expect the Smartest President in History to not talk down to us. If he spoke to us at the levels of thought and language he uses when he's thinking to himself.... oh, ha ha ha, who am I trying to fool, he's probably every bit as bright as Mrs Ceausescu.

Posted by: Mallfly at November 21, 2013 09:34 AM (bJm7W)

15 I was told there would be no thinkingÂ… Have some more arugula.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 21, 2013 09:34 AM (QF8uk)

16 7 For example:

@jaketapper

re:sacrifices folks may have to make for ACA, POTUS said "they're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier"

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2013 01:31 PM (bCEmE)




*rage headache*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2013 09:34 AM (lVPtV)

17 Ace, this post is an example the reason I just can't quit the AoSHQ. You have so beautifully put words to that nagging apprehension in the undercurrents of my mind. Bravo! Thanks for sharing your gift!

Posted by: Mindy is standing on her head because the world is upside down at November 21, 2013 09:34 AM (lCBX+)

18 If this was true, it seems like he'd have George Snuffaluffagus as his press secretary.

Posted by: Countrysquire at November 21, 2013 09:34 AM (LSJmV)

19 Is there a recorded instance of him speaking with intelligence? I'm not so sure he's 'condescending', per so. I think his brain is at full throttle.

Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2013 09:35 AM (FcR7P)

20

What a cock tease. You mentioned Sesame Street and no pictures?

Posted by: Harry Reid at November 21, 2013 09:35 AM (Tb01R)

21 It's like a rapist telling the victim, "I'm just as upset about this as you are. I'm trying my best. Isn't that good enough for you? No? Well, then I'm sorry. Now, are you happy? No? Well wait til I'm all the way done and you'll see how good you have it."

Posted by: Beto at November 21, 2013 09:35 AM (MhA4j)

22 re 6: "Sometimes a hand up your ass is just a hand up your ass."

are you really Reggie?

Posted by: Mallfly at November 21, 2013 09:35 AM (bJm7W)

23 11 You know why he's gets away with talking like this, don't you?


The MFM never calls him on it.


Posted by: EC at November 21, 2013 01:33 PM (GQ8sn)



Why should they call him on it when they are in on it?


The "MFM" is the effnn enemy.

Posted by: GMB at November 21, 2013 09:35 AM (nkPV9)

24 10 The Sesame Street style communication does seem to work for single females and celebrities. --- Do we at least get to see Katy Perry's oversized funbags exposed and bouncing rapidly? I swear, that is one of the highlights of my daughter playing with YouTube to watch Elmo.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 21, 2013 09:35 AM (/Crba)

25 10pm???

Posted by: Scott M at November 21, 2013 09:36 AM (AdBfq)

26 "they're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier." --Obama Holy hairy flying weasels the man is dumb. Things that people buy that don't make us healthier: Houses, education, cars, computers, any form of entertainment. Basically anything that separates us from subsistence farmers. How's that for a campaign message? We want you all to be agrarian subsistence farmers who homespin your clothes. This is the essence of anti-"Consumerism".

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 21, 2013 09:36 AM (sByIH)

27 I would bet that Little Baracka spent a lot of time at the childrens table in the kitchen.... that is, if he was even allowed in the house.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 21, 2013 09:36 AM (32Ze2)

28
tech surge.....shovel ready....jobs saved or created....yada yada....have a cookie...

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2013 09:37 AM (iGPSR)

29 >>>10pm??? 9pm then. I know parents who say 9 but it winds up being 10. Mindy, Thank you very much!

Posted by: ace at November 21, 2013 09:37 AM (/FnUH)

30 Do we at least get to see Katy Perry's oversized funbags exposed and bouncing rapidly?


TFG:  At some point, you've played with enough funbags.


Posted by: EC at November 21, 2013 09:37 AM (GQ8sn)

31 If these fuckers try to change "C is for Cookie" to some eco-health weenie shit its war! Then "C is for 6.8 SPC Carbine!"

Posted by: Iblis at November 21, 2013 09:38 AM (9221z)

32

Remember those "OBEY" posters?

 

Yeah, mandatory    display of those is on the way.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 21, 2013 09:38 AM (AX3vC)

33 well, it's 9pm, or 9:30, but the PROCESS of getting the kids into bed, with all the malingering and complaining and sudden realizations of What I Must Do Before Bed, takes 30-40 minutes.

Posted by: ace at November 21, 2013 09:38 AM (/FnUH)

34 TFG: At some point, you've played with enough funbags. --- Looking at that guy, I think "enough" for him was 0.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 21, 2013 09:38 AM (/Crba)

35 it's hard to conceive of Grover ordering drone strikes on Oscar the Grouch or Big Bird tapping Cookie Monster's phone.

Bert, OTOH...
http://is.gd/3RDlvH

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 21, 2013 09:38 AM (ZKzrr)

36 Alternate post title: obama Speaks Fluent Dumbese

Posted by: soothsayer and col frank slade at November 21, 2013 09:39 AM (/zHtF)

37 Remember those "OBEY" posters?


OBEY
SLEEP
CONSUME
NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT
MARRY AND REPRODUCE
THIS IS YOUR GOD


Posted by: EC at November 21, 2013 09:39 AM (GQ8sn)

38 Bull........ ..........Shit Bull...... .....Shit Bull.....Shit Bullshit!

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 21, 2013 09:39 AM (ZshNr)

39 You mean I shouldn't treat the American public with disdain and smug condescension lest they resent me?  Humph, they ought to be thankin' me. 

Posted by: Presidentin' Obama at November 21, 2013 09:39 AM (k55Fc)

40 In Soviet America, government criticizes you!!

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 21, 2013 09:39 AM (sQ0LB)

41 Getting burned once IS the best teacher. I have three problems with that philosophy. 1. You can do permanent damage to yourself. 2. You can do permanent damage to your property. 3. There are a lot of people who get "burned" at a higher order level and STILL insist on doing the same thing.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 21, 2013 09:39 AM (sByIH)

42 "they're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier."


Off to Hawaii soon for Christmas vacay.  Now, eat your gruel.

Posted by: Choom Boy at November 21, 2013 09:39 AM (lVPtV)

43 Oh shut up, just because. Takes ball and stomps away, pissed off. Wonderful analogy Ace.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 21, 2013 09:40 AM (HVff2)

44 Don't misunderstand, how much clearer do I have to be? 

Posted by: Prezzy FoShizzle at November 21, 2013 09:40 AM (LA7Cm)

45 I've got a bootleg tape of Communications Strategy doing a cover version of Communication Breakdown. never actually made it to a live show.

Posted by: Countrysquire at November 21, 2013 09:40 AM (LSJmV)

46 WARNING: Consult your cardiologists about teh advisability of reading the words of The Leader.


Q:  When you describe health care reform you don't -- understandably you don't talk about the sacrifices that Americans might have to make.  Do you think -- do you accept the premise that other than some tax increases on the wealthiest Americans, the American people are going to have to give anything up in order for this to happen?


THE PRESIDENT:  They're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier.  And I -- speaking as an American, I think that's the kind of change you want.

http://tinyurl.com/nk3adq5

Now, toddlers, you may return to your slobbering.


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2013 09:40 AM (8ZskC)

47 I was just thinking today about how the Dems are like children to the Repubs adults. We try and try and try to tell them that their ideas won't work and are, in fact, harmful to them.

But the Dems insist on touching the burner.

Well, sorry it hurts so much now, but we did try to warn you.

Maybe next time, you'll listen.

Posted by: wiserbud at November 21, 2013 09:40 AM (NXg/k)

48

well they are looking to "fundamentally change" the courts

 

they have "fundamentally changed" the economy by dorking up health care and everything else economic

 

how long until they "fundamentally change" elections

Posted by: thunderb at November 21, 2013 09:40 AM (zOTsN)

49 There are a lot of people who get "burned" at a higher order level and STILL insist on doing the same thing.


Then they really didn't get burned-burned.


A burning hurts and isn't forgotten so easily.


Posted by: EC at November 21, 2013 09:40 AM (GQ8sn)

50 But for some reason, Barack Obama has gotten away with lecturing and hectoring the adult American voting public for five years, lying to them, spinning childish fictions that he thinks will help them "understand."

And because many of those people are Liberal Democrats, who cannot connect their voting to anything that happens in life, they will continue to NOT find this insulting or belittling.  Instead, they will feel awesomely awesome that their beloved deigns to speak to them.  They can lose their jobs, their savings, their homes--all due to Democrat policies--and they will still swoon over whoever has a (D) after his or her name.

There is no way to educate this people.  They no longer have functioning brains.

Posted by: Null at November 21, 2013 09:41 AM (P7hip)

51 Ace forgot to mention it but this thread is being brought to us by the number 2......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 21, 2013 09:41 AM (LA7Cm)

52 Obama to make a statement of the nuclear option at 1:55....so sometime around 2:30.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at November 21, 2013 09:41 AM (bCEmE)

53

oh joy

 

soon there will be a statement from President Squeekhole

Posted by: thunderb at November 21, 2013 09:41 AM (zOTsN)

54 If only you people would let me be clear.  *pouts*

Posted by: Choom Boy at November 21, 2013 09:41 AM (lVPtV)

55 37 Remember those "OBEY" posters? OBEY SLEEP CONSUME NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT MARRY AND REPRODUCE THIS IS YOUR GOD --- You, you look okay. Her? REAL fuckin' ugly!

Posted by: John Nada at November 21, 2013 09:41 AM (/Crba)

56

This is a very deliberate strategy, that has been suggested and designed by consultants and linguists like George Lakoff.

 

Obama is speaking to dumbed-down, public-skool-educated morons in the language that he knows they will understand and respond to.  It's all about hitting the hot buttons.

 

This works until shit starts getting real and things get fucked up, like Obamacare.  Then all of a sudden even the dumbasses want answers and they want to see some semblance of competence from their President -  like that guy on The West Wing or the Prsdient in Independence Day. Abnd Obama ain't that guy.  This is why his approval ratings are falling faster than Felix Baumgartner. 

Posted by: rockmom at November 21, 2013 09:41 AM (aBlZ1)

57 My mood hasn't been better in days, even given the nasty bug I'm fighting at the moment. Obama is at his floor poll-wise, the area from which he has always recovered. If he drops through that floor, oh it will get delicious. And every time he tries to tweak his mess he demonstrates that it was lousy to begin with, and that those who wrote the bill were incompetent, AND that he was not sufficiently engaged. Because being so smaaaart, if he had been engaged, he should have headed off these problems before the rollout. Blind alley, Prezzy, whatcha gonna do? Bad boy, bad boy Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Posted by: Meremortal, thinking of low info mofos at November 21, 2013 09:41 AM (1Y+hH)

58 Perfect description.
Obama really does see us as helpless children who are incapable of looking out for our own best interests of taking care of our children.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2013 09:41 AM (JRmiD)

59 51 Ace forgot to mention it but this thread is being brought to us by the number 2...... --- And the letters F and U.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 21, 2013 09:42 AM (/Crba)

60

 

 

whats he gonna do next?

 

declare Martial Law?

Posted by: thunderb at November 21, 2013 09:42 AM (zOTsN)

61 "they're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier"

You mean like my cable, internet, and cell phone?  After all, who needs all that noise when you get the real info from the administration. I can spend that money on my insurance now and be happy about it.  :/

Posted by: no good deed at November 21, 2013 09:42 AM (k55Fc)

62 Pinocchio Care

Posted by: Hawkette at November 21, 2013 09:42 AM (i7KmQ)

63 You, you look okay.

Her? REAL fuckin' ugly!

Posted by: John Nada at November 21, 2013 01:41 PM (/Crba)




I have one that can SEE!!!

Posted by: Alien Overlords at November 21, 2013 09:42 AM (GQ8sn)

64 Sunny day. Everything's A-O-K!

Posted by: Barky McPhuckstik flipping you the Big Bird at November 21, 2013 09:42 AM (bUmSq)

65 ""they're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier" " Go fuck yourself,Bambi.

Posted by: Lauren at November 21, 2013 09:42 AM (hFL/3)

66 white girl bleed a lot

Posted by: knockout game playa ebonix pidin at November 21, 2013 09:42 AM (RPDkq)

67 Come sit on my lap, child, and let me introduce you to my pocket Elmo.

Posted by: Harry The Pederast Reid at November 21, 2013 09:43 AM (UzPAd)

68 His solution is that Barry needs to fire people including Sebelius. That's silly. No way will Barry fire anyone if he thinks it makes him look bad!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2013 09:43 AM (oFCZn)

69 #41, three kinds of people:

1.  Those who can learn from their own mistakes

2.  Those who can learn by watching the mistakes of others

3.  Those who insist on peeing on the electric fence. (aka, Obama voters)


Sinistra delenda est!

Posted by: delayna at November 21, 2013 09:43 AM (KnC4k)

70

"Obama really does see us as helpless children who are incapable of looking out for our own best interests of taking care of our children...."

 

 

Well, you sure as Hell don't know how to buy insurance.  Thank me. 

Posted by: Prezzy Fo Shizzle at November 21, 2013 09:43 AM (LA7Cm)

71 Yes because at 8:45pm suddenly the kid reveals that he has a big school project due the very next day even though he repeatedly denied having any school work any one of the million times you asked him that afternoon.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 21, 2013 09:43 AM (RZ8pf)

72 There are a lot of people who get "burned" at a higher order level and STILL insist on doing the same thing. Then they really didn't get burned-burned. A burning hurts and isn't forgotten so easily. More specific then: 1. People who go back to their physical abusers. 2. People who go back to living on the streets after they get off them. (I'll never understand that one) 3. People who know that Obama is a lying maggot squeezing and still cheer his policies.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 21, 2013 09:43 AM (sByIH)

73 He speaks more with a condescending cadence. Part Jive Mother Fucker part Annoyed at the Racial Majority.

Posted by: 7 Days in May at November 21, 2013 09:44 AM (j6DTo)

74 obama is going to talk about this?How stupid... I'm beginning to think he is insane...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at November 21, 2013 09:44 AM (9+ccr)

75 If you like your rubber ducky, you can keep your rubber ducky.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 21, 2013 09:44 AM (ZshNr)

76 Come sit on my lap, child, and let me introduce you to my pocket Elmo lets play "Bumpy Road".

Posted by: Harry The Pederast Reid at November 21, 2013 01:43 PM (UzPAd)



Fixed.



Posted by: Harry The Pederast Reid at November 21, 2013 09:44 AM (GQ8sn)

77 And I -- speaking as an American, I
think that's the kind of change you want.

And I -- speaking as a Moron, I notice that's what the American people voted for twice.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 21, 2013 09:45 AM (ZKzrr)

78 obama to talk about the Senate changing the Rules? The fuck was against it when the Rs were in the Majority, now the lying bastard is in favor of it. Fuck them all and I hope they die

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2013 09:45 AM (t3UFN)

79 Cantor's condo building was bum-rushed by a pro-amnesty mob demanding "citizenship now!".

Posted by: mrp at November 21, 2013 09:45 AM (HjPtV)

80 You mean I shouldn't treat the American public with disdain and smug condescension...? But, they voted for me!

Posted by: Barky The Magical Fuckstick at November 21, 2013 09:45 AM (FcR7P)

81

Bert, Ernie and Obama walk into Valerie Jarret's office.

 

 

Va Jal looks at them and exclaims gleefully   " My three favorite puppets in  the whole world! " 

Posted by: polynikes at November 21, 2013 09:45 AM (m2CN7)

82 POTUS said "they're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier" Fuck you.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at November 21, 2013 09:45 AM (Dk0UO)

83

 

 

 

will the press let him get away without questions?

 

 

I so long for his long overdue Captain Queeg moment, televised

Posted by: thunderb at November 21, 2013 09:45 AM (zOTsN)

84 Great analogy. I would add that it seems that Obama is like a immature, inexperienced 13-14 yr old "babysitter" acting out how he thinks grownups should be toward children...calm and cool "acting" until he doesn't get what he wants and the petulant brat comes out.


Good post!

Posted by: noone, really at November 21, 2013 09:45 AM (5ikDv)

85 Don't worry about the deficit, boys and girls.  Health care reform was "designed" to lower it.  So you can take that promise to the bank!


THE PRESIDENT: "We have not reduced it as much as we need to and as I'd like to, but health care reform is not going to add to that deficit; it's designed to lower it.  That's part of the reason why it's so important to do, and to do now."

http://tinyurl.com/nk3adq5


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2013 09:45 AM (8ZskC)

86

 

just remember

 

Elmo is a molester

Posted by: thunderb at November 21, 2013 09:46 AM (zOTsN)

87 Cantor's condo building was bum-rushed by a pro-amnesty mob demanding "citizenship now!".


Where's fuckin' Secret Service?


You just can't rush the home of a Congresscritter without getting holed multiple times.

Posted by: EC at November 21, 2013 09:46 AM (GQ8sn)

88 Today's episode is brought to you by the number Teh ONE

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 21, 2013 09:46 AM (7ObY1)

89 >>"they're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier"

You mean like att that booze he and Michelle are consuming and all of their restaurant and state dinner Waygu beef fests?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2013 09:46 AM (JRmiD)

90 Cantor's condo building was bum-rushed by a pro-amnesty mob demanding "citizenship now!". Sure thing. Proof of insurance?

Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2013 09:46 AM (FcR7P)

91 They took my ball and went home.

Posted by: Jack at November 21, 2013 09:46 AM (gWHwW)

92 whats he gonna do next? declare Martial Law? Posted by: thunderb ++++++++++++++++++++++++ I remember when we had Marsha Law. She was such a bitch.

Posted by: Cindy Brady at November 21, 2013 09:47 AM (LSJmV)

93 Libs know he's talking down to *other* people.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 21, 2013 09:47 AM (SUKHu)

94 46 Cicero For fuck's sake, the *question* enrages me, forget BHO's smug infuriating response. And those "OBEY" posters/ tshirts make me want to throw up. Especially when worn by a clueless idiot kid.

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 21, 2013 09:47 AM (0ZWUE)

95 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2013 01:45 PM (8ZskC) You know that is from 2009, right? Lot of pivoting between now and then.

Posted by: RWC at November 21, 2013 09:47 AM (fWAjv)

96 89 >>"they're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier"

You mean like att that booze he and Michelle are consuming and all of their restaurant and state dinner Waygu beef fests?



Don't forget vacations, going to the movies, buying clothes...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2013 09:48 AM (lVPtV)

97 You just can't rush the home of a Congresscritter without getting holed multiple times.

Apparently if he's a Republican, you can.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 21, 2013 09:48 AM (ZKzrr)

98 Is obama Saul? Or, rather, are Americans the Israelites of that time? The Israelites had Judges but weren't happy, so they demanded less: a king! And they ended up with what they deserved: King Saul.

Posted by: soothsayer and col frank slade at November 21, 2013 09:48 AM (/zHtF)

99 Just when I thought this administration couldn't shrink any lower...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at November 21, 2013 09:48 AM (9+ccr)

100 No way that plane takes off in 12 minutes from now

Posted by: DAve, old-school meme man at November 21, 2013 09:48 AM (b7yum)

101 86 just remember Elmo is a molester --- Show Elmo on the doll where his friend Kevin touched you!

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 21, 2013 09:48 AM (/Crba)

102 Discretionary income = freedom

Posted by: mrp at November 21, 2013 09:48 AM (HjPtV)

103 I'm beginning to think he is insane... Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at November 21, 2013 01:44 PM (9+ccr) Narcissus' mirror cracked. ...or, just the petulant adolescent watching his carefully crafted boondoggle get called out by the adults.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at November 21, 2013 09:49 AM (Dk0UO)

104

But I do get the distinct impression, based on his communication strategy, that he thinks he's presiding over a country full of "Sesame Street" characters. And he's Gordon.

 

 

I'm sure it's been said, but I'm sure that referring to Obammy as "Gordon"     is  RAAAAAAAAACISSSSSSSS'.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 21, 2013 09:49 AM (4df7R)

105 For example:

@jaketapper

re:sacrifices folks may have to make for ACA, POTUS said "they're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier" Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2013 01:31 PM (bCEmE

ok, I give up Obama and the Dem machine.

It's just not healthy for me or our finances .

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 09:49 AM (nqBYe)

106 Vun impeachable offense! Hahahaha! Two impeachable offenses! Ahahahaha!

Posted by: Barry "The Count" Obama at November 21, 2013 09:49 AM (RD7QR)

107 DAve. Do you know a good site to stream the attempted takeoff? On Android tablet, have mixed results with streaming.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 21, 2013 09:49 AM (ZshNr)

108 But I do get the distinct impression, based on his communication strategy, that he thinks he's presiding over a country full of "Sesame Street" characters. And he's Gordon. --- He keeps pissing off everyone and he may end up doing an impression of Mr. Hooper.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 21, 2013 09:50 AM (/Crba)

109 You just can't rush the home of a Congresscritter without getting holed multiple times. Seems like they're not that well protected. Grace Meng (D-NY House of Representatives) just got bashed in the head and robbed of her Gucci bag.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 21, 2013 09:50 AM (sByIH)

110 You just can't rush the home of a Congresscritter without getting holed multiple times. Posted by: EC at November 21, 2013 01:46 PM (GQ8sn)------------------------------------Obviously you can if you are the correct skin color of the day.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 21, 2013 09:50 AM (HVff2)

111 fgs i hate elmo being brought up these days .

tickle me elmo!

choke

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 09:50 AM (nqBYe)

112 Seems like they're not that well protected. Grace Meng (D-NY House of Representatives) just got bashed in the head and robbed of her Gucci bag. --- There's a difference between residences and going around alone in bad parts of DC.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 21, 2013 09:50 AM (/Crba)

113 http://preview.tinyurl.com/ma5lwqg

"... (I'm reading this because ) or by a prepositional phrase (I'm reading this because [of the web]). These two forms are, traditionally, the only ones to which "because" lends itself.

I mention all that ... because language. Because evolution. "

Posted by: because shut up creepy cracka at November 21, 2013 09:50 AM (RPDkq)

114 It's not like Obama had any experience at selling something, so why are you surprised he is breaking his chops on Sesame Street?

Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at November 21, 2013 09:50 AM (oDCMR)

115

Gordon was a dead beat dad.   It was in the NYPost

Posted by: thunderb at November 21, 2013 09:50 AM (zOTsN)

116 Just put a couple thousand dollars under your pillow while you sleep at night, and the health fairy will take care of everything.

Posted by: Dave S. at November 21, 2013 09:51 AM (ma+gB)

117 Well, he has the crucial legal hooker vote locked up. The legal prostitutes at the Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada say they love Obamacare. In interviews conducted by KRNV-TV, multiple prostitutes expressed full support the new healthcare law.”I’m really for Obamacare, I’m excited,” gushed “working girl” Taylor Lee. Another prostitute, Caressa Kisses, said that her profession has caused her to be considered “high risk” for STDs by insurance companies. This makes her insurance rates very high, she claimed. Kisses said, “They equate us to illegal working girls, who have very high STDs and AID rates. We have none of the above — we’re legal, licensed prostitutes. I see the doctor every week, it’s state mandatory. We’re tested weekly and monthly for blood.” “We’re independent contractors, so we have to get our own insurance,” she continued. “[Obamacare] is really a blessing. We hope that the kinks are worked out and that affordable healthcare for all happens.”

Posted by: RWC at November 21, 2013 09:51 AM (fWAjv)

118 The liberal way. The citizens must learn to make do with less. So they can be cared for.

Posted by: Meremortal, thinking of low info mofos at November 21, 2013 09:51 AM (1Y+hH)

119 Seems like they're not that well protected. Grace Meng (D-NY House of Representatives) just got bashed in the head and robbed of her Gucci bag. Yet Valerie Jarrett has full SS protection....

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at November 21, 2013 09:51 AM (9+ccr)

120

Which might explain why there was something almost petulant about follow-up communications. Listen, Obama seemed to be saying, we tried our best. Isn't that good enough for you?

 

EXACTLY.   Obammy's   "adminstration" perfectly encapsulates the spoiled, entitled behavior of the average Millennial college student.   "I triiiiied really harrrrrd!  WHy won't you give me a passing grade for tryyyyyying!"

 

"I'm giving you the grade you earned based on the results of your effort."

 

"But I triiiiiiied!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 21, 2013 09:51 AM (4df7R)

121
1. You can do permanent damage to yourself.
2. You can do permanent damage to your property.

This is known as natural selection.  Evolution in action. 

One of the gravest errors civilization ever made was in allowing lethal levels of stupidity to persist and thrive.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 21, 2013 09:51 AM (Xlbr8)

122 "they're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier" Because they damn well won't be able to get in to see a doctor!

Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2013 09:51 AM (FcR7P)

123 Cantor's condo building was bum-rushed by a pro-amnesty mob demanding "citizenship now!".

It seems someone missed the ONT post about Caplanization.  Acts like this only harden my opposition. 

Posted by: no good deed at November 21, 2013 09:51 AM (k55Fc)

124 Can't wait for Harry Reid's Sesame Street cameo.

Posted by: boniface ballers at November 21, 2013 09:54 AM (l3RZ9)

125 Do we at least get to see Katy Perry's oversized funbags exposed and bouncing rapidly? TFG: At some point, you've played with enough funbags. Thems war words. CWII type.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2013 09:54 AM (ix+5k)

126 You just can't rush the home of a Congresscritter without getting holed multiple times.


Posted by: EC at November 21, 2013 01:46 PM (GQ8sn)------------------------------------Obviously you can if you are the correct skin color of the day.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 21, 2013 01:50 PM (HVff2)



This is way past boundaries and going into Third World shithole territory.


One of the senior House leaders' home is tresspassed like this and no one is bleeding on the ground? 

Posted by: EC at November 21, 2013 09:54 AM (GQ8sn)

127 There's a difference between residences and going around alone in bad parts of DC. True-ish. I'm observing that she had no security. Do you believe they have security at their home and not observing their person?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 21, 2013 09:54 AM (sByIH)

128

>>>@jaketapper

re:sacrifices folks may have to make for ACA, POTUS said "they're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier"<<<

 

 

Yeah, like their heating bill,  their water bill, their groceries, their mortgage/rent bill, etc.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at November 21, 2013 09:54 AM (PZ6/M)

129 I can't believe he's actually going to hand the GOP another quote in reference to this that they can pair right up with: https://twitter.com/akula_51/status/403549220298162177 This is just comical anymore

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at November 21, 2013 09:54 AM (sCO74)

130 Yes because at 8:45pm suddenly the kid reveals that he has a big school project due the very next day even though he repeatedly denied having any school work any one of the million times you asked him that afternoon. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle

That never happens, of course our kids teachers all post there plans to a school website weekly - so I like to give a bit of rope - before I grab the stick.

Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2013 09:54 AM (CMlD4)

131 I must admit that every time "Gordon" was mentioned in Ace's post, I was thinking "Gordon Gekko".  Gordon Gekko on Sesame Street ... now that would be awesome.

Posted by: mrp at November 21, 2013 09:54 AM (HjPtV)

132 Yet Valerie Jarrett has full SS protection... She'd breathe easier with an Iranian Revolutionary Guard detail.

Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2013 09:54 AM (FcR7P)

133 I can't believe he's actually going to hand the GOP another quote in reference to this that they can pair right up with: http://bit.ly/I28qlm This is just comical anymore

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at November 21, 2013 09:55 AM (sCO74)

134 They make up magical elves like Santa Claus who keep naughty and nice lists.

**


What are you trying to say Ace?

Posted by: dan a nj con formerly known as dana nj con at November 21, 2013 09:56 AM (wmU4G)

135 "they're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier" I wonder how well that is going to play with people who are already paying nearly twice as much money for gasoline and heating oil since this pretender took office? I live in the NE and it's an after-tax 4k hit every year in higher energy costs.

Posted by: Lace Wigs [/i] at November 21, 2013 09:56 AM (UL/Aj)

136 I saw the Dead Beat Dads open for Choke The Chicken Elmos, Chippewa County Fair Aug 2004

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 21, 2013 09:56 AM (HVff2)

137 Engines are cranking up now

Posted by: DAve, old-school meme man at November 21, 2013 09:56 AM (b7yum)

138 Agreed jean, it doesn't happen in my house either. Now. Only took one time for that lesson to be learned. In elementary school we didn't have access to the assignments but in middle school we do. There are some things that are positive about online systems in education.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 21, 2013 09:56 AM (RZ8pf)

139 133 They make up magical elves like Santa Claus who keep naughty and nice lists. ** What are you trying to say Ace? --- That you don't get on Hairy Reed's lap and let him say "Don't be afraid to tell me what you REALLY want!"

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 21, 2013 09:56 AM (/Crba)

140

 

 

Elmo (Reid) was a child molester, Gordon (JEF) was a deadbeat dad

 

it all fits

Posted by: thunderb at November 21, 2013 09:57 AM (zOTsN)

141 "their plans"

Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2013 09:57 AM (CMlD4)

142 And this shit could have been undermined if GOP wasnt so keen on deal making with the rest of the ruling class.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at November 21, 2013 09:57 AM (AWmfW)

143

THE PRESIDENT: They're going to have to give up paying for things
that don't make them healthier. And I -- speaking as an American, I
think that's the kind of change you want.

 

 

Fuck.   You.    Dog.   Eater.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 21, 2013 09:57 AM (4df7R)

144 Sesame Street Communications Narrative: STFU and do as we mandate or we'll p*ss and sh*t in your mouth, b*tch.

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 21, 2013 09:57 AM (MhA4j)

145 Engines are cranking up now

Posted by: DAve, old-school meme man at November 21, 2013 01:56 PM (b7yum)




Ask engineering about going to 105% on the reactor.



Posted by: EC at November 21, 2013 09:58 AM (GQ8sn)

146 Engines are cranking up now Has Obama started a speech yet from the end of the runway? That should provide lift.

Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2013 09:58 AM (FcR7P)

147 THE PRESIDENT: They're going to have to give up paying for things
that don't make them healthier. And I -- speaking as an American, I
think that's the kind of change you want.


Wow. The complete quote is even more rage-inducing than the original tweet and I didn't think that was possible.

Posted by: Barry at November 21, 2013 09:59 AM (RD7QR)

148 Katy Perry's oversized funbags Well......to some, perhaps.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC GS-21 Breast Inspection Specialist at November 21, 2013 09:59 AM (Dk0UO)

149 This is way past boundaries and going into Third World shithole territory. One of the senior House leaders' home is tresspassed like this and no one is bleeding on the ground? Posted by: EC at November 21, 2013 01:54 PM (GQ8sn) ------------------------------------------------------------- Because Cantor is a pesky jooo republican. Rules don't apply to the party in the minority. We are a banana republic. Still green, but becoming riper by the day.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 21, 2013 09:59 AM (HVff2)

150 "B" is for Bribery "A" is for Authoritarianism "R" is for Raubwirtschaft "A" is for Autocracy "C" is for Corruption (or Cronyism) "K" is for Kleptocracy Come on kids, repeat after me!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2013 09:59 AM (IXrOn)

151 Yet Valerie Jarrett has full SS protection... I've heard this is actually illegal. Anyone know for sure?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 21, 2013 09:59 AM (sByIH)

152 Yes because at 8:45pm suddenly the kid reveals that
he has a big school project due the very next day even though he
repeatedly denied having any school work any one of the million times
you asked him that afternoon.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle



LOL!   That's every week at my house!


I try to head it off by asking EVERY NIGHT if something is due tomorrow morning.

Posted by: EC at November 21, 2013 09:59 AM (GQ8sn)

153 My parents didn't set bedtime. They took the other tack. At 5AM...ON YOUR FEET SOLDIER! You crashed when you crashed.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 21, 2013 09:59 AM (QupBk)

154 GAH! SCOAMF sock off.

Posted by: joncelli at November 21, 2013 09:59 AM (RD7QR)

155 They make up magical elves like Santa Claus who keep naughty and nice lists. Sheesh, next you'll be telling me the Easter Bunny isn't real...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, upholstering his throne of skulls at November 21, 2013 10:00 AM (naUcP)

156 147 Katy Perry's oversized funbags Well......to some, perhaps. Yeah, I'm poised...........just the blossoming recovery.......

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 21, 2013 10:00 AM (HVff2)

157 Has Obama started a speech yet from the end of the runway? That should provide lift. Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2013 01:58 PM (FcR7P) Nope. Just wake turbulence.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC GS-21 Breast Inspection Specialist at November 21, 2013 10:00 AM (Dk0UO)

158 They're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier. And I -- speaking as an American, I think that's the kind of change you want. ...said no American ever.

Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2013 10:00 AM (FcR7P)

159 95 89
>>"they're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier"

You mean like all that booze he and Michelle are consuming and all of their restaurant and state dinner Waygu beef fests?



Don't forget vacations, going to the movies, buying clothes...



And the cigarettes .

Posted by: noone, really at November 21, 2013 10:01 AM (5ikDv)

160 Barry's speech condensed: Republicans are bad.

Posted by: Lace Wigs [/i] at November 21, 2013 10:01 AM (UL/Aj)

161 moving away the ground starters

Posted by: DAve, old-school meme man at November 21, 2013 10:01 AM (b7yum)

162 Govt doesn't make me healthier...just saying.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 21, 2013 10:01 AM (Xlbr8)

163 THE PRESIDENT: They're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier. Pretty sure we are paying for his salary and extra-curricula activities.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2013 10:01 AM (IXrOn)

164 There is the Imbecile talking about unpatriotic Republicans and yet when he was Senator the fucker called the nuclear option unconstitutional

Posted by: Ma Bell at November 21, 2013 10:02 AM (RLdcX)

165 Oh boy!  The preezy is speaking.

Posted by: Soona at November 21, 2013 10:02 AM (66ULQ)

166 Mr Constitutional Law Guest Lecturer now scolding on democracy

Posted by: thunderb at November 21, 2013 10:02 AM (zOTsN)

167 They're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier. Does the word 'they' seem odd to anyone else?

Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2013 10:02 AM (FcR7P)

168 Fox just came on (in progress) with the Emporer Caligula delivering his "statement." Translation. Republicans are nasty assholes and block every fucking thing that I propose and which is all good for you. So I instructed my playground chief Mr Reid to institute new rules. The republicans are from today forward to sit over against the fence and shut up.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 21, 2013 10:02 AM (tmFlQ)

169

"they're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier"

 

BTW, folks, this    quote     is from 2009.       Use it to it's full effect.  

 

http://www.whitehouse.gov/the_press_office/News-Conference-by-the-President-July-22-2009

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 21, 2013 10:02 AM (4df7R)

170 Barry speaking about what 'Our Founders' wanted. Why can't he wait until after drinking hours begin before speechifying?

Posted by: Lace Wigs [/i] at November 21, 2013 10:03 AM (UL/Aj)

171 165 Mr Constitutional Law Guest Lecturer now scolding on democracy Posted by: thunderb at November 21, 2013 02:02 PM (zOTsN) see 163

Posted by: Ma Bell at November 21, 2013 10:03 AM (RLdcX)

172 ...said no American ever.

Exactly.  Speaking as an American is a tell that everything to follow will be the exact opposite of what an American thinks.  Who even says that?  Oh, I know, a "citizen of the world" says crap like that. 

Posted by: no good deed at November 21, 2013 10:03 AM (k55Fc)

173 Does the word 'they' seem odd to anyone else?

Not after six years of hearing him bash "they" and "them" and "those guys" and "some say" every time he opens his stupid face slash.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 21, 2013 10:03 AM (ZKzrr)

174 The legal prostitutes at the Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada say they love Obamacare. 


I saw a "behind the scenes" special on that place.  They clear several million a month, so I have a hard (hehehe...) time believing they can't pay for doctor visits for all their whores as part of the employment contract.


Posted by: EC at November 21, 2013 10:03 AM (GQ8sn)

175

 

 

ohhhh

 

I understand now

 

Republicans blocked his appointments because they are RACISTTTTTT

Posted by: thunderb at November 21, 2013 10:03 AM (zOTsN)

176 You mean like all that booze he and Michelle are consuming and all of their restaurant and state dinner Waygu beef fests? They would make you unhealthy! You're welcome!

Posted by: Baraka Hussein I at November 21, 2013 10:04 AM (FcR7P)

177 Fuck you, Baraka.  

Posted by: Soona at November 21, 2013 10:04 AM (66ULQ)

178 I can't listen to or watch the fucker.

*seething hate*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2013 10:04 AM (lVPtV)

179 All I can say is we absolutely  have to win the next couple of elections now.  I'm all for primarying RINO's, but if a RINO wins, I'll support him or her over a splinter third that will allow Obama to rule with impunity for two years. 

Posted by: The Governor at November 21, 2013 10:04 AM (Tlix5)

180

Mummy Dearest's "thing" was always, "Because I said so."   

 

Her second fave was, "Children  should be  seen and not heard."

 

 

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at November 21, 2013 10:04 AM (0HooB)

181 >>>71 Yes because at 8:45pm suddenly the kid reveals that he has a big school project due the very next day even though he repeatedly denied having any school work any one of the million times you asked him that afternoon.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 21, 2013 01:43 PM (RZ8pf) <<<

 

 

 

The TiFW children got sent to bed anyway, and got a "0" on that project.

 

Didn't happen too many times after that first one....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at November 21, 2013 10:04 AM (PZ6/M)

182 Does the word 'they' seem odd to anyone else? Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2013 02:02 PM (FcR7P) I love it when he speaks to me.

Posted by: The little people at November 21, 2013 10:04 AM (Dk0UO)

183 This runup to the midterms is going to be nasty, with Caligula railing all the time, at his enemies. Get ready for eleven months of this. Exactly what he is saying right now.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 21, 2013 10:05 AM (tmFlQ)

184 Republicans blocked his appointments because they are RACISTTTTTT

We should send a fruit basket to Miguel Estrada.

Posted by: HeatherRadish� needs a beer at November 21, 2013 10:05 AM (ZKzrr)

185 So I instructed my playground chief Mr Reid to institute new rules. The republicans are from today forward to sit over against the fence and shut up. So if you're loving Obamacare, you wouldn't believe how good things are going to get...

Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2013 10:05 AM (FcR7P)

186 Unpeople. Jesusland. It is fascinating, in the way that watching a train crash into Miley Cyrus and random Kardashians would be, to see the vicious, nasty arrogance underlying the Left be brought to light. I mean, yeah, sure, conservatives have been pointing this out for years but now the mask is off. In completely and totally and utterly unrelated news, anyone know where I can get some more popcorn? I appear to be out.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 21, 2013 10:05 AM (VtjlW)

187 I can't believe he's flapping his lip AGAIN.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 21, 2013 10:05 AM (4df7R)

188

Like you humans who trusted Obama, I once trusted my master.

 

But no more.

 

http://tinyurl.com/k2xdm65

Posted by: A Dog at November 21, 2013 10:05 AM (57ubW)

189 Fuckin tyrant. And we know what should happen to tyrants

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2013 10:06 AM (t3UFN)

190

 

 

Bracka has been DISRESPECTED!!

Posted by: thunderb at November 21, 2013 10:06 AM (zOTsN)

191 Over/under on when Caligula declares Martial Law?

Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2013 10:06 AM (O/fK8)

192 182 This runup to the midterms is going to be nasty, with Caligula railing all the time, at his enemies. Get ready for eleven months of this. Exactly what he is saying right now. Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 21, 2013 02:05 PM (tmFlQ) Stop calling him Caligula. Caligula was a saint compared to this imbecilic sucker of cock

Posted by: Ma Bell at November 21, 2013 10:06 AM (RLdcX)

193 I'll support him or her over a splinter third that will allow Obama to rule with impunity for two years.

Have the rinos done anything to stop him in the last 6? Anything at all?

Posted by: GMB at November 21, 2013 10:06 AM (nkPV9)

194 177 I can't listen to or watch the fucker. *seething hate* Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2013 02:04 PM (lVPtV) I've never gotten physically ill listening to another human being speak.... ...til just lately.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at November 21, 2013 10:06 AM (Dk0UO)

195

Dear Leader is going to  pack the courts now.  Now does anyone see why I think that 2014  election  has already been "arrainged"?

Posted by: Soona at November 21, 2013 10:06 AM (66ULQ)

196 Cannot wait until he chooses who gets to ax a q.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 21, 2013 10:06 AM (tmFlQ)

197 WTF??  Santa is "made up"???

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2013 10:06 AM (f9c2L)

198 Oh look.  Troll.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2013 10:06 AM (lVPtV)

199 In fairness, a good share of his voter base, the people who expect to be taken care of by the gubmint their entire lives, are emotionally children.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2013 10:07 AM (6da/j)

200 I can't listen to or watch the fucker. *seething hate* Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2013 02:04 PM (lVPtV) Hard to even put into words, isn't it?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2013 10:07 AM (IXrOn)

201 It's Obama's attempt to go on the offensive against Republicans. Republicans should point out his hypocrisy, his real aims, and then go right back to Obamacare. Looks like that's what their plan was, they have to stick to it. Can't do a thing about the filibuster. It's gone, buh-bye.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 21, 2013 10:07 AM (ZshNr)

202 They're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier. You'll pry the hooker from my cold dead hand..

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 21, 2013 10:07 AM (QupBk)

203 Do you know a good site to stream the attempted takeoff? On Android tablet, have mixed results with streaming. IÂ’m using the link in nic, but I donÂ’t know how it will work on Android. ItÂ’s from KAKE. And theyÂ’ve just cut away from the plane to show stupid graphics.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 21, 2013 10:08 AM (QF8uk)

204 Troll-be-gone feature works.

Posted by: Lace Wigs [/i] at November 21, 2013 10:08 AM (UL/Aj)

205 There was a troll?

Posted by: EC at November 21, 2013 10:08 AM (GQ8sn)

206 Working as hard as you know how? How playing golf you fuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2013 10:08 AM (t3UFN)

207 In completely and totally and utterly unrelated news, anyone know where I can get some more popcorn? I appear to be out. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 21, 2013 02:05 PM (VtjlW) C'mon down! We're still not Union.

Posted by: Super Wally-World just down the street apiece at November 21, 2013 10:09 AM (Dk0UO)

208 pilot redipping his balls for courage

Posted by: DAve, old-school meme man at November 21, 2013 10:09 AM (b7yum)

209 203 Troll-be-gone feature works.


And fast, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2013 10:09 AM (lVPtV)

210

 

 

he wont take any questions about a change in a historic rule

 

pussy

Posted by: thunderb at November 21, 2013 10:09 AM (zOTsN)

211 So I instructed my playground chief Mr Reid to institute new rules. The republicans are from today forward to sit over against the fence and shut up.
Posted by: the littl shyning man


"The republicans are from today forward to give us their lunch money and then to sit over against the fence and shut up."
There we go.

Posted by: mrp at November 21, 2013 10:09 AM (HjPtV)

212 I think itÂ’s a hand-held camera. I have it in the corner of my monitor, and every time the cameraman shakes I think the thingÂ’s about to take off.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 21, 2013 10:10 AM (QF8uk)

213
It's true, I fucked Elmo!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 21, 2013 10:10 AM (pJF+c)

214 Of course this asshole at AdAge understates the admin's actual response.

"You had a crappy plan, now shut up."

That kind of thing isn't muppet talk. It's a gotdamn attack on the rationality of individuals, citizens as thinking beings.

Further, the problem with Arne Duncan's response wasn't 'hush, children.'

He thought it was cool to respond with a racial slam. 'White, suburban moms.' Not just any old moms. CRACKAZ!

That the administration feels comfortable in using racist weaponry is the fucking problem.

Sure, it's just reflexive oikophobia. But it's 'only just' just before it becomes standard practice.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 21, 2013 10:10 AM (KVY+w)

215 he demands that we be as high-minded and intellectual as he mistakenly conceives himself to be But how is that different from Sesame Street?

Posted by: AmishDude at November 21, 2013 10:10 AM (T0NGe)

216 Stop calling him Caligula. Caligula was a saint compared to this imbecilic sucker of cock Perhaps Richard III might be more appropriate for Duh Won.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 21, 2013 10:10 AM (7ObY1)

217

So what else is our esteemed Preezy saying besides "Republicans are racist" and "Flyover   unpeople are stupid and should shut up and do what they're told?"  

 

By God, if people would just LET HIM BE CLEAR, maybe we wouldn't have to have his flap-eared noggin on our TV screens so many times a week.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 21, 2013 10:11 AM (4df7R)

218 Thanks, Paid For, I have that open in another tab, looks like it's working.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 21, 2013 10:11 AM (ZshNr)

219 OT Speaking of education, a person on one of those television court shows just used the verb "had wroten". I frequently hear "tooken". Schools waste time on social engineering, political indoctrination, and global warming. They need to teach students to not talk like imbeciles.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2013 10:11 AM (6da/j)

220 So obama blamed the republicans? Big surprise. Funny how when he was a Senator and the Republicans floated the idea he said it was Un-American... How times have changed...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at November 21, 2013 10:11 AM (9+ccr)

221 162 THE PRESIDENT: They're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier. Listen you fucking distorted lying weasel. You said, we can keep our doctors and our plan. Now you say this? The fucking nerve.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 21, 2013 10:11 AM (HVff2)

222 I don't think I can bear listening to  the JEF TFG either.

It is much healthier to bask in the penumbra of his flapping, summarized through the group wisdom of these comments...

Posted by: Ian Galt at November 21, 2013 10:12 AM (QdOC1)

223 Commie way

Takin' the proles away.

Come and pray

We don't take all your stuff!

Can you tell me how to get

How to get to Tyranny Street?

Posted by: joncelli at November 21, 2013 10:13 AM (RD7QR)

224 My prediction? P A I N

Posted by: Barry 'Clubber Lang' Soetoro at November 21, 2013 10:13 AM (Pr6hk)

225 Spent some time reading the comments at the NYT regarding having a military presence in A-stan until 2024.

Obama's fans are...a tad disappointed in their Boy King.  It was delicious reading.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2013 10:13 AM (lVPtV)

226 It is fascinating, in the way that watching a train crash into Miley Cyrus and random Kardashians would be, to see the vicious, nasty arrogance underlying the Left be brought to light. I mean, yeah, sure, conservatives have been pointing this out for years but now the mask is off. --- How soon until we get a video of Barky being pissed on by Ray J?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 21, 2013 10:13 AM (/Crba)

227 media communications strategy sesame street SNL tina fey Bashir communications -- "Eat shit. Drink piss. Or else just abort your mama's baby; it's all about YOU." Palin PAC letter (Brietbart), MSNBC has set a precedent of firing and discipling other anchors for "offensive language." Mr. BashirÂ’s violent rhetoric was uttered while on the air. Palin canceled a sit-down interview with Today show host Matt Lauer because his network has not taken action against Martin Bashir. "Americans deserve to know that your network doesnÂ’t condone violent and hateful rhetoric directed at anyone, regardless of gender, sexual orientation, or political persuasion." http://tinyurl.com/leaoq4y ... UNLESS the target is Republican, Christian, white and conservative. And a woman named Palin who doesn't kill her own child for convenience or expediency sake.

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 21, 2013 10:13 AM (MhA4j)

228 That Cocksucker is ruining my tv; I just want to see the  Dreamlifter take off.

Posted by: dogfish at November 21, 2013 10:14 AM (nsOJa)

229 I wish this airplane would quit screwing around and take off. I really need to go pee...

Posted by: Countrysquire at November 21, 2013 10:14 AM (LSJmV)

230 L to R: Obama, America. http://is.gd/xUscLz

Posted by: MJ at November 21, 2013 10:14 AM (PRPp1)

231 Well, in Obama's defense, he's speaking pretty much to his base, which has the intellectual level of Sesame Street dropouts, so.....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 21, 2013 10:14 AM (wtvvX)

232 No cooperation, no negotiation, no nothing. Shut the Gov down

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2013 10:14 AM (t3UFN)

233 Listen you fucking distorted lying weasel. You said, we can keep our doctors and our plan. Now you say this? The fucking nerve.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 21, 2013 02:11 PM (HVff2)

 

 

He said it back in July 2009.    Which, in many ways, makes it fuckloads WORSE.   Because he said it, went and got his bullshit "law" "passed," then went out on the campaign trail again to tell the world that they could keep their insurance and keep their doctor and everything would be great.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 21, 2013 10:14 AM (4df7R)

234 218 OT
Speaking of education, a person on one of those television court shows just used the verb "had wroten". I frequently hear "tooken".

Schools waste time on social engineering, political indoctrination, and global warming. They need to teach students to not talk like imbeciles.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2013 02:11 PM (6da/j)


Okay, but first let me axe you a question.

Posted by: joncelli at November 21, 2013 10:14 AM (RD7QR)

235 I wish this airplane would quit screwing around and take off. I really need to go peeÂ… I think the cameraman does, too.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 21, 2013 10:14 AM (QF8uk)

236 alex, popcorn.

sprinkled with garlic red pepper brewers yeast, fleshmans (sp) veggie broth. Parmesan cheese.
Don't knock it until you've had a bite!

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 10:15 AM (nqBYe)

237 233 218 OT Speaking of education, a person on one of those television court shows just used the verb "had wroten". I frequently hear "tooken". Schools waste time on social engineering, political indoctrination, and global warming. They need to teach students to not talk like imbeciles. Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2013 02:11 PM (6da/j) Okay, but first let me axe you a question. --- Are we talking about other archaic pronunciations like "Christmas" instead of "Xmas" while we're at it?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 21, 2013 10:15 AM (/Crba)

238 Sure, he's working as hard as he knows how: Check out his schedule. http://www.whitehouse.gov/schedule/complete/2013-11-21 9:45 Briefing with Biden 12:30 Lunch meeting with Biden 1:55 Statement in the briefing room 2:00 Remarks at ConnectED 2:20 Bill signing What a workhorse!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 21, 2013 10:15 AM (sByIH)

239 Sesame Street is my favorite show.  I have troubles keeping up with The Count when I have to use a second hand.

Posted by: Jay Carney at November 21, 2013 10:15 AM (Pr6hk)

240 and a big margarita with nice salted rim.

what i'm drinking !

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 10:15 AM (nqBYe)

241 Ok I am out of the cultural loop in regard to the kardashains. Who pissed on whom and why?

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 21, 2013 10:15 AM (RZ8pf)

242 All I gotta say is that if Obama thinks that Thanksgiving Dinner is going to be punctuated with talk of whether the Founding Fathers would approve of the 'nuclear option' .OR. how tens of millions of Americans have lost their health insurance, his mental balance is not so balanced.

Posted by: Lace Wigs [/i] at November 21, 2013 10:16 AM (UL/Aj)

243 The Arne Duncan thing is obvious, though. If you're a radical school reformer who cares about PC crap and wants to force it down peoples' throats, it's the white suburban moms who attend PTA meetings and say "no way in hell". Yes, some do complain if their kid is failing and question the system as such. But they want their kids to succeed and they also complain about bullshit subjects. Note that Duncan never talks about high standards or high achievement. That's none of these educators' goals.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 21, 2013 10:16 AM (T0NGe)

244 240 Ok I am out of the cultural loop in regard to the kardashains. Who pissed on whom and why? --- I may be mixing several stories together, but the first big Kardashian claim to fame that didn't involve patriarch Robert was Kim Kardashian doing a sex tape with Ray J.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 21, 2013 10:16 AM (/Crba)

245 and his folksy talk is really beginning to piss me off as well.. the other day he said "wudn't".  WTF?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2013 10:16 AM (f9c2L)

246 Paranoid, i dunno, but some have posted the younger  girl is now also going 'public' with her 'stuff'.

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 10:16 AM (nqBYe)

247 So JEF says Today's level of obstructionism isn't "normal?" Tell that to all Bush's Judicial nominees...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at November 21, 2013 10:17 AM (9+ccr)

248

Special tribute to Mikey and the Clan of THWOT
(Thought War on Tyranny):

http://tinyurl.com/nxkxxj6

Posted by: V at November 21, 2013 10:17 AM (ozSem)

249

Now that the senate rules are changed, what is  the chance, if the repubs take the senate in 2014, that they'll  vote the nuclear option back in before the next congress?  Can they do it? 

Posted by: Soona at November 21, 2013 10:17 AM (66ULQ)

250 ObamaCare is not the hill to fight on.

Things that may affect my future power on the other hand.

Posted by: Mitch The Bitch McConnell at November 21, 2013 10:17 AM (Pr6hk)

251 that looked easy

Posted by: DAve, old-school meme man at November 21, 2013 10:17 AM (b7yum)

252 It's in the air!

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 21, 2013 10:17 AM (SUKHu)

253 Up, up, and away! Nice job.

Posted by: Countrysquire at November 21, 2013 10:17 AM (LSJmV)

254 wow, great take off. Good for the pilots

Posted by: Ma Bell at November 21, 2013 10:17 AM (RLdcX)

255 Dreamlifter in the air

Posted by: Buck Farack, Gentleman Adventurer at November 21, 2013 10:17 AM (ylG8S)

256 747 is up and safe

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2013 10:17 AM (NDA7a)

257 "they're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier" ie. Christmas Presents. Welcome to wreckovery, folks.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at November 21, 2013 10:17 AM (9Bdcz)

258 Nice take off. Looked like a San Diego ascension.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 21, 2013 10:18 AM (QF8uk)

259 mazel tov, dream lifter.


Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 10:18 AM (nqBYe)

260 So when does Choom Boy take credit for an aircraft lifting off safely?

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 21, 2013 10:19 AM (kaGpp)

261 Looked like a San Diego ascension


Is that like a Cleveland Steamer?

Posted by: joncelli at November 21, 2013 10:19 AM (RD7QR)

262 Why, that's something for Men With Careers to handle.
========
Men with Important Careers.

See, being a stay-at-home mom is also not as important as he is.

Stupid parents.
Stupid mothers.
Stupid housewives.
Men are always smarter.

That's 4.

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 21, 2013 10:19 AM (VjL9S)

263 Is that like a Cleveland Steamer? A Pittsburgh Fountain

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 21, 2013 10:20 AM (QupBk)

264 So when does Choom Boy take credit for an aircraft lifting off safely? “We can reduce your options, and if you’ll just work a little harder at being healthy, I’ll be okay.”

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 21, 2013 10:20 AM (QF8uk)

265 ive up things that are un-healthy for them.


like their Pie.

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 10:20 AM (nqBYe)

266 If that pilot doesn't get at least one blowjob tonite I'm gonna be very disappointed for him

Posted by: DAve, old-school meme man at November 21, 2013 10:20 AM (b7yum)

267 "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth."

Sorry kid, that isn't covered.  Have some apple sauce.

Posted by: Kathleen Sebilius at November 21, 2013 10:20 AM (Pr6hk)

268 Very good. All but two Boeing employees will be getting glowing annual reviews.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 21, 2013 10:20 AM (ZshNr)

269 260 Looked like a San Diego ascension Is that like a Cleveland Steamer? Posted by: joncelli at November 21, 2013 02:19 PM (RD7QR) It's more Tijuana-esque.

Posted by: model_1066 at November 21, 2013 10:20 AM (sBq0e)

270 Pro Tip. Never let someone break into your car. Especially if it's the ONE NIGHT you leave your company laptop in it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) on his phone at November 21, 2013 10:20 AM (PYAXX)

271

 

 

this isn't a distraction

 

its phase 3

 

I need a puppy

Posted by: thunderb at November 21, 2013 10:21 AM (zOTsN)

272

"they're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier"

 

Like health insurance.   Cuz, you know, I've been sick on and off a lot in my life, and not once did a piece of paper with "Health Insurance Policy" written on it come swooping into my room, wave a magic wand over my face and heal me.      I   bought medicine.  I went to see doctors.   I drank lots of fluids and ate chicken soup.     So I'll pay for THOSE things, but he can keep his fucking insurance.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 21, 2013 10:21 AM (4df7R)

273 I'm dipping my balls right now in solidarity

Posted by: DAve, old-school meme man at November 21, 2013 10:21 AM (b7yum)

274 I'm guessing today's pilot wasn't the one who didn't stick the landing last night.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 21, 2013 10:21 AM (SUKHu)

275 Is that like a Cleveland Steamer? I was going to make a joke, and then I made the mistake of googling it.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 21, 2013 10:21 AM (QF8uk)

276 @jaketapper re:sacrifices folks may have to make for ACA, POTUS said "they're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier" Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2013 01:31 PM (bCEmE) The scariest part of this is that there are so many people willing to be treated like children. It's none of their damn business what I choose to spend my money on. This is just further evidence of lefties being unable to keep their noses out of other peoples' business.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2013 10:21 AM (6da/j)

277 Glenn has a snippet at Insty how the lying little weasel's numbers are in free-fall. I hope they flatline. Women are finally bailing on the rotten sumbitch. Five years too late, but finally.
Duh!1, indeedy.

Posted by: backhoe at November 21, 2013 10:21 AM (ULH4o)

278 I saw Men With Careers open for 4 Non Blonds at the Ritz in 95.

Posted by: phreshone at November 21, 2013 10:21 AM (Pr6hk)

279 146. THE PRESIDENT: They're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier. And I -- speaking as an American, I think that's the kind of change you want." -- Wow. The complete quote is even more rage-inducing than the original tweet and I didn't think that was possible. Posted by: Barry at November 21, 2013 01:59 PM (RD7QR) == "They're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier." That's Obama's quote? I can hear him saying, "They're going to have to give up things that don't make them healthier." Or, "They're going to have to pay for things that don't make them healthier." Funny conflation. Smartass definitely missed the mark by that much.

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 21, 2013 10:21 AM (MhA4j)

280 I could use a Ragey McRagerson thread from Ace. Just to relax me.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 21, 2013 10:21 AM (QupBk)

281 Obama: FREE SKITTLES AND THINGS THAT DON'T MAKE US HEALTHIER!!!

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 21, 2013 10:22 AM (MhA4j)

282 Oh, no, Allen, really?

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 21, 2013 10:22 AM (SUKHu)

283 steal my margarita from my cold ...

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 10:23 AM (nqBYe)

284 like their Pie.

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 02:20 PM (nqBYe)

 

 

--------------------------------------------

 

 

Speaking of pie.....I got some.

Posted by: Soona at November 21, 2013 10:23 AM (66ULQ)

285 The guys around the White House are much more into Cincinnati Steamers

Posted by: phreshone at November 21, 2013 10:23 AM (Pr6hk)

286 Pro Tip. Never let someone break into your car. Especially if it's the ONE NIGHT you leave your company laptop in it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) on his phone at November 21, 2013 02:20 PM (PYAXX)

 

ACK!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 21, 2013 10:23 AM (4df7R)

287

"They're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier."

Obama said that in 2009.

No one cared.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 21, 2013 10:24 AM (fwARV)

288 269 Pro Tip. Never let someone break into your car. Especially if it's the ONE NIGHT you leave your company laptop in it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) on his phone at November 21, 2013 02:20 PM (PYAXX)



Yikes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2013 10:24 AM (lVPtV)

289 MWRs on trampolines make me :-)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 21, 2013 10:24 AM (HVff2)

290 Allen, it's not stolen. Just redistributed.

Posted by: NCKate at November 21, 2013 10:24 AM (vjZKo)

291 I'd hate to see their  list of healthy.


Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 10:24 AM (nqBYe)

292 Pro Tip. Never let someone break into your car. Especially if it's the ONE NIGHT you leave your company laptop in it. Werd. I had one pinched with HIPAA data on it. BFD

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 21, 2013 10:24 AM (QupBk)

293 And I -- speaking as an American, I think that's the kind of change you want. --Obama Presidents focus-group everything. But because Barky was born in Hawaii he knows what 320 million Americans want? He's off his nut.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 21, 2013 10:24 AM (sByIH)

294 I was going to make a joke, and then I made the mistake of googling it.



Dude. AoSHQ Rule #1: If you're unsure about something you see in comments and you value your sanity, DON'T Google it.

Posted by: joncelli at November 21, 2013 10:24 AM (RD7QR)

295 You don't like your ObamaCare?  Here's a nine millimeter painkiller.

Posted by: Barack O'Stalin at November 21, 2013 10:25 AM (Pr6hk)

296 Remember when Michelle said "Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual..."

Yeah - good times.

Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] An Observation at November 21, 2013 10:25 AM (ylhEn)

297 @jaketapper re:sacrifices folks may have to make for ACA, POTUS said "they're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier" Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2013 01:31 PM (bCEmE) By the way, does this mean that the gubmint should go into the homes of senators and representatives and confiscate their Scotch and Bourbon because "going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier"?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2013 10:25 AM (6da/j)

298 289 Allen, it's not stolen. Just redistributed.

Posted by: NCKate at November 21, 2013 02:24 PM (vjZKo)




Well played. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2013 10:25 AM (lVPtV)

299 Reid just shit in his political mess kit... And The One Has no Further Comment.. This will not end well..

Posted by: 7 Days in May at November 21, 2013 10:25 AM (j6DTo)

300

You are so right about the way TFG "talks" to us. Remember when the SCOAMF actually used the example of "sometimes you just have to eat your peas" when discussing his desire to increase taxes back in 2010/2011? Just thinking about that still pisses me off. I already have a daddy (who, btw, stayed, so suck it Barry). It offends me to have the POTUS speaking like that to me, but it apparently appeals to the arrested development portion of this nation.

(He also appeals to the stupid and the corrupt, but for other reasons).

Posted by: Dancing Queen at November 21, 2013 10:25 AM (YNn3E)

301

So, political cartoon idea.

 

Obammy is the guy from the WKRP in Cincinnatti episode with the turkey toss.   And the turkey is labeled "Obamacare."  And Obammy's little word bubble is, "I swear to *%!, I thought turkeys could fly."   But he's got his fingers crossed behind his back.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 21, 2013 10:25 AM (4df7R)

302 scoots next to Soona.

bats eyelashes , smiles, unbuttons blouse (one button) don't be greedy!

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 10:25 AM (nqBYe)

303 POTUS said "they're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier" -- Who is Obama's 'THEY'? The Government? The HOUSE with the government's purse? Then get on board with Cruz: quit paying taxes for government agencies and programs that don't make America healthier, beginning with ACA.

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 21, 2013 10:25 AM (MhA4j)

304 269 Pro Tip. Never let someone break into your car. Especially if it's the ONE NIGHT you leave your company laptop in it. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) on his phone at November 21, 2013 02:20 PM (PYAXX) ----------------------------------------------------------- You mean like the big muckty muck City worker in Milwaukee did here not too long ago? From the news reports it had something to do with health care or business lots of SSNs on it and such.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 21, 2013 10:25 AM (HVff2)

305 AoSHQ Rule #2: The correct response to anything from AtC is Yes Mistress.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 21, 2013 10:26 AM (QupBk)

306 AoSHQ Rule #1: If you're unsure about something you see in comments and you value your sanity, DON'T Google it. I know the stovetop is hot, but I just canÂ’t stop touching it.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 21, 2013 10:26 AM (QF8uk)

307 Yeah. It's been a bad day. At least so far it hasn't been a resume generating event. But the bastard did take my cool new tablet (it was in the laptop bag)

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) on his phone at November 21, 2013 10:26 AM (PYAXX)

308 "you're going to have to work for Obama", Michelle

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 10:26 AM (nqBYe)

309 Pro Tip. Never let someone break into your car. Especially if it's the ONE NIGHT you leave your company laptop in it. Werd. I had one pinched with HIPAA data on it. BFD That's why you put TrueCrypt or BitLocker on your laptops. It sucks to lose the hardware, sucks even more to lose company data.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 21, 2013 10:26 AM (sByIH)

310 WKRP in Cincinnatti We loved watching that show air.

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 21, 2013 10:26 AM (MhA4j)

311 Start searching local Craigslist-type sites for identical laptop models. Might get lucky.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 21, 2013 10:27 AM (ZshNr)

312 Dude. AoSHQ Rule #1: If you're unsure about something you see in comments and you value your sanity, DON'T Google it.

Posted by: joncelli at November 21, 2013 02:24 PM (RD7QR)



Better to infer it's rude, crude and somewhat funny than try to handle the truth.

Posted by: Nathan R Jessup at November 21, 2013 10:27 AM (Pr6hk)

313 MWRs on trampolines make me :-)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 21, 2013 02:24 PM (HVff2)

 

Awwww.  *blush*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 21, 2013 10:27 AM (4df7R)

314 Pro Tip. Never let someone break into your car. Especially if it's the ONE NIGHT you leave your company laptop in it. Crap, that's bad. The thieves in my area hang out at gas stations. As the victim goes in to prepay for gas they snatch the garage remote from the visor, then follow the victim home. They then have a remote, a location, and a means to get into the house the next time the house is empty. I kick myself every time I leave a car unlocked in the driveway with a remote hooked on the visor.

Posted by: Lace Wigs [/i] at November 21, 2013 10:27 AM (UL/Aj)

315 295 Remember when Michelle said "Barack will never
allow you to go back to your lives as usual..."



Remember when the ugly cow told us we'd "have to change our history and traditions."


Yeah, good times.  They don't even try to hide who they are.  Sadly, the LIVs were too excited over Hopenchange and unicorns.  Idiots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2013 10:27 AM (lVPtV)

316 The Sesame St.analogy is certainly apropos given the nature of all the leftist propaganda and taxpayer funded socialist drivel that's being rammed down our throat.

And shit. 

Posted by: dan a nj con formerly known as dana nj con at November 21, 2013 10:27 AM (wmU4G)

317 Carter gave a malaise speech.  Gaylord can't even manage a malaise Tweet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 21, 2013 10:27 AM (BXhlo)

318 306 Yeah. It's been a bad day.

At least so far it hasn't been a resume generating event.

But the bastard did take my cool new tablet (it was in the laptop bag)

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) on his phone at November 21, 2013 02:26 PM (PYAXX)


Go home, have a drink, go to bed early. So long as you still have a job, tomorrow is another day.

Posted by: joncelli at November 21, 2013 10:28 AM (RD7QR)

319 He was crowing the other day about how he cut spending and cut the deficit.WTF kind of voodoo bullshit math is he using?

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2013 10:28 AM (zqvg6)

320 Of course we have ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltDePH9fptc

Posted by: Vice President Ryan at November 21, 2013 10:28 AM (e8kgV)

321 303. Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 21, 2013 02:25 PM (HVff2) as if that couldn't have been arranged accidentally on purpose, paid to forget just that once.

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 21, 2013 10:28 AM (MhA4j)

322

AoSHQ Rule #1: If you're unsure about something you see in comments and you value your sanity, DON'T Google it.

 

 

What's the worst that could happen?

Posted by: 2 Girls 1 Cup at November 21, 2013 10:28 AM (/IS/z)

323 Oooh, willow    wants pie!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 21, 2013 10:28 AM (4df7R)

324 Keep it up JEF, you are only helping us round up our wayward RINOs.

Posted by: dogfish at November 21, 2013 10:28 AM (nsOJa)

325

@7 re:sacrifices folks may have to make for ACA, POTUS said "they're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier"

---------------

 

Maybe it's just me, but...

 

While I admit that birth control might be convenient, I fail to see how it makes anyone healthier.

 

Quite the opposite, in fact, given that people are starting to take a closer look at some of the things that birth control pills might be doing over the long-term...

 

Posted by: junior at November 21, 2013 10:28 AM (UWFpX)

326 199 I can't listen to or watch the fucker. *seething hate* Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2013 02:04 PM (lVPtV) One of the reasons I come here is to find out what he's said. I won't watch TFG's speeches.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2013 10:28 AM (6da/j)

327 MWR, I  DO!

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 10:28 AM (nqBYe)

328 318. that's GHWB's line

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 21, 2013 10:29 AM (MhA4j)

329 bats eyelashes , smiles, unbuttons blouse (one button) don't be greedy!

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 02:25 PM (nqBYe)

 

 

--------------------------------------------

 

 

It's store-bought lemon merenge.  Still want some?

Posted by: Soona at November 21, 2013 10:29 AM (66ULQ)

330 Yeah, i figured the Horde would come through with some funneh. And i appreciate it. At least i don't deal with HIPAA crap anymore.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) on his phone at November 21, 2013 10:29 AM (PYAXX)

331 I'm just doing a Michelle, and trying to coerce Soona out of his Pie!

but with a smile! instead of a Growl!

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 10:29 AM (nqBYe)

332 325 Yep,even when I read his words I HEAR the fucker.

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2013 10:30 AM (zqvg6)

333 Then in an ironic twist ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwTCzjE-3TM

Posted by: Vice President Ryan at November 21, 2013 10:30 AM (e8kgV)

334

291 Speaking of HIPAA my hmo sent a bunch of my referrals to my ex-wife.  Which informed her that I had colon cancer.  Ooops!

No personal liability for HIPAA violations.  I checked.

Posted by: DAve, old-school meme man at November 21, 2013 10:30 AM (b7yum)

335 What's the worst that could happen? Posted by: 2 Girls 1 Cup YOLO

Posted by: Goatse at November 21, 2013 10:30 AM (QupBk)

336 AoSHQ Rule #2: The correct response to anything from AtC is Yes Mistress. AoSHQ Rule #3: NEVER tell a woman she is too emotional to argue with & to calm down.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2013 10:30 AM (ix+5k)

337 Soona, sighs....

But is it still yummy?

say it is and we're good to go.

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 10:31 AM (nqBYe)

338 obama"Today's vote shows that the majority of Senators says enough is enough." Arrogant piece of petulant shit..... Rage stroke coming on...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at November 21, 2013 10:31 AM (9+ccr)

339 Quite the opposite, in fact, given that people are starting to take a closer look at some of the things that birth control pills might be doing over the long-term...

The science is settled, war on womyn, vaj costumes, etc.


Posted by: HeatherRadish� needs a beer at November 21, 2013 10:31 AM (ZKzrr)

340 Consider, for example, this exchange about Social Security between Chris Matthews of MSNBC and Tim Russert of NBC, on a recent edition of Mr. Matthews’s program “Hardball.”

Mr. Russert: “Everyone knows Social Security, as it’s constructed, is not going to be in the same place it’s going to be for the next generation, Democrats, Republicans, liberals, conservatives.”

Mr. Matthews: “It’s a bad Ponzi scheme, at this point.”

Mr. Russert: “Yes.”

Posted by: PAUL KRUGMAN (the Nobel means I too am an idiot) at November 21, 2013 10:32 AM (e8kgV)

341 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) on his phone at November 21, 2013 02:26 PM (PYAXX)--------------- That sucks Allen, condolences man.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 21, 2013 10:32 AM (HVff2)

342 Oh, sweet Jesus.
http://is.gd/4ODPu3

Posted by: HeatherRadish� needs a beer at November 21, 2013 10:33 AM (ZKzrr)

343 339 AT THIS POINT?!Assholes,it ALWAYS was.

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2013 10:33 AM (zqvg6)

344 closer look at some of the things that birth control pills might be
doing over the long-term...


BC pills have become exponentially more expensive for the average joe.

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 10:33 AM (nqBYe)

345 POTUS said "they're going to have to give up paying for things that don't make them healthier"

Oh, good, I really hated paying for those things.  I'm glad they are going to be free now!

Posted by: Null at November 21, 2013 10:33 AM (P7hip)

346 Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 02:20 PM (nqBYe) 


Did willow ever answer the question posed to her earlier (by me):

There was some confusion about whether you'd clean the house in the French maid outfit or sans outfit.  I told the Horde that - to be polite - we should let you decide.

Will you be cleaning in the French maid outfit or sans outfit?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 21, 2013 10:33 AM (fwARV)

347 "I'm 'Really Good at Killing People'" -- Barack Obama, Nobel Peace Prize winner

Posted by: Pres**ent Barack “Unexpectedly with no prior executive experience” Obama at November 21, 2013 10:34 AM (e8kgV)

348 I can't watch the news it makes my BP soar. I can't watch sports talk because Francesa is in the tank big time fort A-Roid and is annoying fat bastard.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2013 10:34 AM (t3UFN)

349 But is it still yummy?

say it is and we're good to go.

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 02:31 PM (nqBYe)

 

 

-----------------------------------------

 

 

Have a bite.  *smooshes through USB*

Posted by: Soona at November 21, 2013 10:34 AM (66ULQ)

350 343 BC pills have become exponentially more expensive for the average joe most average joes I know don't need it. Now average or above average Janes I know do need it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 21, 2013 10:34 AM (HVff2)

351 President Participation Trophy.

Posted by: Buckeye Katie at November 21, 2013 10:34 AM (1M/xn)

352 I want to punch someone in the face. Anyone. I am so pissed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2013 10:35 AM (t3UFN)

353 341 Oh, sweet Jesus.
http://is.gd/4ODPu3



So Oswald was a conservative?  Alrighty then.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2013 10:35 AM (lVPtV)

354 Washington Nearsider,
french or non?

uhm, how about sweat pants and a t-shirt?

sorry i deal with a lot of bleach!

ruined pretty  outfits!

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 10:35 AM (nqBYe)

355 Oh, good, I really hated paying for those things. I'm glad they are going to be free now! Posted by: Null at November 21, 2013 02:33 PM (P7hip) *flashback to that chick in 2008 who talked about how Barack was going to pay for her gas and mortgage, "because I took care of him, so he's going to take care of me." *eye twitch!

Posted by: Mainah at November 21, 2013 10:35 AM (659DL)

356 And it's cold!

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 10:35 AM (nqBYe)

357
AoSHQ Rule #3: NEVER tell a woman she is too emotional to argue with & to calm down.

Posted by: rickb223

That's not particular to this site. It's called 'common fucking sense.'  Or sometimes 'shit you learn after your first girlfriend.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 21, 2013 10:35 AM (KVY+w)

358 351 I want to punch someone in the face. Anyone. I am so pissed Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2013 02:35 PM (t3UFN)------------------------------------- backs away office chair from desk top pc and leaves room.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 21, 2013 10:36 AM (HVff2)

359 Is that asshole STILL speaking?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at November 21, 2013 10:36 AM (PZ6/M)

360 Oswald a conservative and lincoln a democrat.

ok, rewritten 'stuff'  everywhere.

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 10:36 AM (nqBYe)

361 backs away office chair from desk top pc and leaves room. Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 21, 2013 02:36 PM (HVff2) My reach isn't that long. Now you want to talk long......

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2013 10:36 AM (t3UFN)

362 Stupid housewives! What do housewives and mere mothers know about education?! Ahhh hail naw! Now I'm fuckin' pissed.

Posted by: Orlandocon ette at November 21, 2013 10:37 AM (SldZ2)

363 So... what is the correct mathematical term for the increase from 0 to some positive number? It can't be "100%" or "a million times" or even "exponentially." Those always refer toa sstarting point of 1.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) on his phone at November 21, 2013 10:37 AM (PYAXX)

364 I want to punch someone in the face. Anyone. I am so pissed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2013 02:35 PM (t3UFN)---
I'd offer my spouse, but He's fight back.

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 10:37 AM (nqBYe)

365 SO Kennedy relative Skakel is out on bail. Seems money can buy "justice"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2013 10:37 AM (t3UFN)

366 Headline writers. *guffaw*

Hoosiers among 11 charged in international porn probehttp://is.gd/V1a0iN


Posted by: HeatherRadish� needs a beer at November 21, 2013 10:38 AM (ZKzrr)

367 Wow, article up, then article stomped.

Posted by: Null at November 21, 2013 10:38 AM (P7hip)

368 Let me be clear. I do not have a world class or even a galaxy class intellect, it's Universe class. This job is beneath me. This planet is beneath me!

Posted by: barack obama as Augustus at November 21, 2013 10:38 AM (4eNxd)

369 One of the reasons I come here is to find out what he's said. I won't watch TFG's speeches. Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2013 02:28 PM

I gave up watching Choom Boy strut and preen at the very start of the 2008 campaign. I missed his "historic" act at the '04 Dem convention....

I can only Blame Modern American Racism -- the kind practiced by Eric Holder, Okrah, Al 'n' Jesse, et. al. -- for the fact that President Historic First© isn't in prison right now.

Well, in fairness, I must acknowledge the vital parts played by Bitch McConnell, John Boner, John McCain and damn near the entire "conservative" bloggysphere. Reid, Pelosi and the Choom Gang couldn't have done it without them.

But until I'm forced to sit in front of a telescreen at the Camp, I'm still not watching the treasonous shitweasel flap his yap.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 21, 2013 10:38 AM (kaGpp)

370 only 2 hours and 20 minutes until I can put this shit out of my mind for a few days, woot-woot!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 21, 2013 10:38 AM (HVff2)

371 Misanthropic Humantiarian,

you are going on vacation without us?

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 10:39 AM (nqBYe)

372  Oh, sweet Jesus.
http://is.gd/4ODPu3

Posted by: HeatherRadish� needs a beer at November 21, 2013 02:33 PM (ZKzrr)

 

 

-------------------------------------------------

 

 

The left has been wanting this to happen for some time now.

 

I've always prayed for Dear Leader's safety.  And the main reason for that is that I don't want to hear about the martyrdom of our first half-black preezy for the next 50 years.

 

Can you imagine the MFM harangue if that ever happened?

Posted by: Soona at November 21, 2013 10:39 AM (66ULQ)

373 But until I'm forced to sit in front of a telescreen at the Camp, I'm still not watching the treasonous shitweasel flap his yap. Posted by: MrScribbler at November 21, 2013 02:38 PM (kaGpp) ---------------------------- Even then you can go, La La La, I, La La La, Can't, La La La, Here, La La La, You. TFG!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 21, 2013 10:40 AM (HVff2)

374 Can you imagine the MFM harangue if that ever happened? Posted by: Soona I have a fantasy about that happening in a mooselimb country.

Posted by: Orlandocon ette at November 21, 2013 10:40 AM (SldZ2)

375 346 "I'm 'Really Good at Killing People'" -- Barack Obama, Nobel Peace Prize winner

I'm sure he followed that up with, "I especially like killing Americans, I can't wait to kill them with ObamaCare."

Posted by: Null at November 21, 2013 10:40 AM (P7hip)

376 Soona, ty.
never underestimate  another's  share of  their Pie.

yummy.


Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 10:40 AM (nqBYe)

377 Hmm going Waldorf & Statler is what is the HQ is all about.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 21, 2013 10:40 AM (CXaNi)

378 His presidential speeches actually have the lowest reading comprehension level of any President in history. He literally gives speeches at or below an 8th grade reading level. W's speeches were closer to 10th grade level. I'm surprised this wasn't mentioned. To me that's clear evidence of his utter contempt for the American people.

Posted by: Naes1984 at November 21, 2013 10:41 AM (zeV2E)

379 I don't know what he means by "they," but as for MOI, the preezy can shove it.

Posted by: Miss Piggy at November 21, 2013 10:41 AM (dfYL9)

380 Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 02:39 PM (nqBYe) Yes, Willow, I must leave the desktop and IPad behind for a few days as I track to Northern WI cabin off the grid, no power, no phone, no internet, NO TFG!!!! Also no AoS :-(

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 21, 2013 10:41 AM (HVff2)

381 SO Kennedy relative Skakel is out on bail. Seems money can buy "justice" Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2013 02:37 PM

You expect a Kennedy to go to jail? I'm thinkin' the judge didn't tell the jury that ol' Mike was One of THOSE Kennedys....

Joe Senior would have been warming a cell early on in a just world. Not to mention Teddy and some of the newer ones.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 21, 2013 10:42 AM (kaGpp)

382 Misanthropic Humantiarian,

sounds lovely enjoy and think of all us shlubs left behind .

in the hell
that is Obamacare
getting our bills
crying our eyes out
all alone.

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 10:43 AM (nqBYe)

383 ruined pretty outfits!

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 02:35 PM (nqBYe)

Indeed, ruined pretty outfits are no fun.

I can work with sweats and a tee shirt.  You'll have to let me bake while you clean though.

The free market and bartering and all that.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 21, 2013 10:43 AM (fwARV)

384 377 His presidential speeches actually have the lowest reading comprehension level of any President in history. He literally gives speeches at or below an 8th grade reading level. W's speeches were closer to 10th grade level. I'm surprised this wasn't mentioned. To me that's clear evidence of his utter contempt for the American people. --- Not really a big surprise considering that this guy's big campaign slogan was stolen from Bob The Builder.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 21, 2013 10:44 AM (/Crba)

385 Duncan's comments were condescending but you're reaching trying to turn it into sexism. I know the blogright likes to try and repurpose liberal rhetoric but it's not necessary

Posted by: blue.dot at November 21, 2013 10:44 AM (QjTYO)

386 watched all commenters climb into Misanthropic Humantiarian's trunk.

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 10:44 AM (nqBYe)

387 Bake?

you Bake?
  drags my sweats and t to Washington Nearsiders home.

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 10:45 AM (nqBYe)

388 Soona, ty.
never underestimate another's share of their Pie.

yummy.


Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 02:40 PM (nqBYe)

 

 

-------------------------------------------

 

 

Excellent.  So hows about talking about that second button.

Posted by: Soona at November 21, 2013 10:46 AM (66ULQ)

389 New Post Up!

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 10:46 AM (nqBYe)

390 380 The world isn't just but I bet they are real warm where they are now.

Posted by: steevy at November 21, 2013 10:46 AM (zqvg6)

391 # 191:

Agreed, Il Douche isn't Caligula.  He's Nero.  Followed by: "The Year of Four Emperors."

And there are currently four comets visible to the (aided) eye...

(Sinistra delenda est!)

Posted by: delayna at November 21, 2013 10:46 AM (KnC4k)

392 He literally gives speeches at or below an 8th grade reading level. W's speeches were closer to 10th grade level. I'm surprised this wasn't mentioned. To me that's clear evidence of his utter contempt for the American people.

What percentage of inner city HS kids read at an 8th grade level?

Maybe contempt.  Maybe just signaling who his real audience is.

Posted by: HeatherRadish� needs a beer at November 21, 2013 10:46 AM (ZKzrr)

393 nu up

Posted by: DAve, old-school meme man at November 21, 2013 10:47 AM (b7yum)

394 drags my sweats and t to Washington Nearsiders home.

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2013 02:45 PM (nqBYe)

You'll have to be careful.  Sometimes, when I'm shredding the carrots for my carrot cake, I'll donate the tops of my knuckles to the mix.

Also, I won't do laundry.  Ever.  Under any conditions. 

I'll vacuum, make beds, clean bathrooms, cook and bake, but laundry is a nogo.  So are dishes, now that I'm thinking about it .

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 21, 2013 10:48 AM (fwARV)

395 Not understand the truth, mind you, but "understand" in the way a frustrated parent means it: A frustrated parent doesn't care if the kid really understands why ... at the end of the day, he really just wants the kid to comply with his directive. -- ace Obey or Suffer. Obey AND Suffer. no difference with Obama Obama studied mimic with the wrong actor. And he was hyped incorrectly to be the great rich baritone voice of the actor whom Obama should have gone to study tone and stylistic presentation: James Earl Jones in Conan the Barbarian. When Barry announced his potus campaign '08, I said that his line once in office would premise Thulsa Doom's vanity, "Without me, you will have never been." Funny thing happened on the way to the forum. Obama can't act and won't carry any load because he is incapable of CONNECTING with people. Bringer of Light, Unifier, Messiah -- the world laughs AT him now -- the naked fraud. And it is better to acknowledge reality than aid Obama by becoming indignant that people see the fraud for what he is. Imagine how utterly destructive Obama is with everything he touches -- the opposite of Midas -- all that is virtue turned to ash under his watch. Obama is unworthy of anything but contempt because that is his sole essence. He claimed the "virtue" of persistence; he is persistently contemptible. For all the lofty mirages, the chickens have come home to roost. He can't carry off anything except the title universally acknowledged today as THE WORST EVER POTUS. And he is so dense, he just doesn't get it, let alone "nuance". + CONAN...The riddle of steel. Thulsa Doom: Yes! You know what it is, don't you boy? Shall I tell you? It's the least I can do. Steel isn't strong, boy, flesh is stronger! Look around you. There, on the rocks; a beautiful girl. Come to me, my child... [coaxes the girl to jump to her death] That is strength, boy! That is power! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him! Thulsa Doom: My child, you have come to me my son. For who now is your father if it is not me? I am the well spring, from which you flow. When I am gone, you will have never been. What would your world be, without me? My son. Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they learn why they fear the night. Robert Erwin Howard and John Milius

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 21, 2013 10:56 AM (MhA4j)

396 Obama's patronizing schtick worked before now, for two reasons: 1) The LIVs weren't really paying attention anyway 2) The people who considered themselves "elite" assumed he wasn't really talking to them. And funny thing, most KNEW he was lying, and had no problem with it what.so.ever. The "elites" knew Obama had to lie to the common public to get them to swallow their little poison pill. The only reason the "elites" are mad now, is because the reality finally, finally hit home that THEY will not receive a special exemption from this disaster. That is the one, and only, reason they suddenly care that he's a lying sack of narcissistic failure.

Posted by: Cameo Appearance at November 21, 2013 06:17 PM (R8yKQ)

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