August 30, 2013
— Pixy Misa He wasn't always a unilateralist, cowboy, illegal war monger.
What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war. What I am opposed to is the cynical attempt by Richard Perle and Paul Wolfowitz and other armchair, weekend warriors in this administration to shove their own ideological agendas down our throats, irrespective of the costs in lives lost and in hardships borne.What I am opposed to is the attempt by political hacks like Karl Rove to distract us from a rise in the uninsured, a rise in the poverty rate, a drop in the median income — to distract us from corporate scandals and a stock market that has just gone through the worst month since the Great Depression. That's what I'm opposed to. A dumb war. A rash war. A war based not on reason but on passion, not on principle but on politics. Now let me be clear — I suffer no illusions about Saddam Hussein. He is a brutal man. A ruthless man. A man who butchers his own people to secure his own power. He has repeatedly defied UN resolutions, thwarted UN inspection teams, developed chemical and biological weapons, and coveted nuclear capacity. He's a bad guy. The world, and the Iraqi people, would be better off without him.
But I also know that Saddam poses no imminent and direct threat to the United States or to his neighbors, that the Iraqi economy is in shambles, that the Iraqi military a fraction of its former strength, and that in concert with the international community he can be contained until, in the way of all petty dictators, he falls away into the dustbin of history. I know that even a successful war against Iraq will require a U.S. occupation of undetermined length, at undetermined cost, with undetermined consequences. I know that an invasion of Iraq without a clear rationale and without strong international support will only fan the flames of the Middle East, and encourage the worst, rather than best, impulses of the Arab world, and strengthen the recruitment arm of al-Qaida. I am not opposed to all wars. I'm opposed to dumb wars.
Thanks to Slublog.
Oh and the UK Parliament voted down David Cameron's request for intervention in Syria. The last time that happened to a Prime Minister was in 1782 when Parliament decided against continuing the war against the American colonies. Historic!
Update: John Kerry's live speech on Obama's drive to war.
Thanks to RD for that link.
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*crawls into thread, gasping for air* Oh thank God! That last thread was getting ripe!
*pauses*
*sniffs air*
Eww, who farted? *looks around* Oh, it was just Obammy blabbering..
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 30, 2013 08:54 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 30, 2013 08:55 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: backhoe at August 30, 2013 08:55 AM (ULH4o)
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 30, 2013 12:55 PM (uYaYO)
No wonder he's such a thin-skinned nancy boy. No one ever listens to him and he takes it personally!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 30, 2013 08:55 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 30, 2013 08:55 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 30, 2013 12:55 PM (uYaYO)
Worse.
That speech was in 2002, and he started using the "Since the great depression" line then as well.
Fucker hasn't had new stuff in 10 years.
Posted by: tsrblke at August 30, 2013 08:56 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Prez'nit McMissle at August 30, 2013 08:56 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: tsrblke at August 30, 2013 12:56 PM (GaqMa)
I wonder when he first started spouting off about "shovel ready jobs?" I suspect it was early in his Chicago political career. That kind of shit goes over well with the corruptocrats and union goons (BIRM) out thatta way.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 30, 2013 08:57 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: wrg500 at August 30, 2013 08:57 AM (L9Mr/)
Fucker hasn't had new stuff in 10 years.
So you're saying he was programed over 10 years ago and we are just now reaping the benefits?
/s
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2013 08:58 AM (O/fK8)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2013 08:58 AM (p9JxP)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 30, 2013 08:58 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 30, 2013 08:58 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Brother Cavil misses Crow and Servo at August 30, 2013 08:58 AM (naUcP)
Born Alive Protection Act metaphor here.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 30, 2013 08:59 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at August 30, 2013 08:59 AM (C8G4S)
It's no wonder the academic Left took an immediate liking to TFG. He babbles the same retarded 'intellectual' buzz words and phrases.
Posted by: mugiwara at August 30, 2013 08:59 AM (W7ffl)
Posted by: Eton Cox at August 30, 2013 08:59 AM (q177U)
Posted by: Code Pink and the anti-war libtards at August 30, 2013 08:59 AM (aH+zP)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2013 08:59 AM (p9JxP)
So if the MFM would simply search/replace a few words in this article the Community Organizer in Chief would look like yet a greater hypocritical fool. What we need is someone with basic editing skills... Hmm..
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 30, 2013 09:00 AM (n8LUb)
"Oh, what's that?
*TRIP!*
Shoot, I just tripped on my own dick! Uh-oh, I'm falling! I'm going to land-
*FACEPLANT*
-face first in a land war in Asia! Uh-oh! Here comes WWIII!"
-Obammy
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 30, 2013 09:00 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Sgt Barack "Mongo Derp" Obama, Hero of the Union at August 30, 2013 09:00 AM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2013 09:00 AM (jE38p)
Posted by: DAve at August 30, 2013 09:01 AM (OksBo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2013 09:01 AM (jE38p)
Posted by: panzernashorn at August 30, 2013 09:01 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at August 30, 2013 12:59 PM (C8G4S)
All the more reason they like them.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 30, 2013 09:01 AM (4df7R)
Almost.
Posted by: real joe at August 30, 2013 09:01 AM (G5Y/L)
Posted by: Prez'nit McMissle at August 30, 2013 09:02 AM (Dwehj)
"White House aides say President ObamaÂ’s drawn-out decision making process on military action against Syria is evidence of a thoughtful, responsible leader. But it could also be the sign of a tortured spirit, a reluctant president who never wanted to find himself in this position in the first place."
But it could also be the sign of a hopeless fuckup, an incompetent president who wasn't smart enough to keep himself (and us) out of this position in the first place.
Seriously, do they have special composition classes in J-school for cranking out this kind of hagiographic crap?
Posted by: torquewrench at August 30, 2013 09:02 AM (gqT4g)
Posted by: soothsayer at August 30, 2013 09:02 AM (gkW7/)
Check, check, check.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 30, 2013 09:02 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Sweet Caroline at August 30, 2013 09:02 AM (krHnX)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 30, 2013 09:02 AM (Tnlh/)
Posted by: Your Betters at the NYT at August 30, 2013 09:02 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: Mallfly at August 30, 2013 12:57 PM (bJm7W)
Best 10 minutes of work I ever did.
Posted by: Bill Ayers at August 30, 2013 09:02 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2013 09:03 AM (jE38p)
1. I seem to remember that wasn't a reasonable standard for Iraq.
2. Weren't the previous chemical incidents attributed to the rebels? Wasn't that why we didn't start bombing 6-7 months ago.
Posted by: Methos at August 30, 2013 09:03 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2013 09:03 AM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: soothsayer at August 30, 2013 09:03 AM (gkW7/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2013 01:03 PM (jE38p
FIFY
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 30, 2013 09:03 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Methos at August 30, 2013 09:03 AM (hO9ad)
In any totalitarian regime.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 30, 2013 09:03 AM (/kI1Q)
I'm laughing at the superior intellect.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 30, 2013 09:04 AM (n8LUb)
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 30, 2013 09:04 AM (RLdcX)
Then: to distract us from a rise in the uninsured, a rise in the poverty rate, a drop in the median income — to distract us from corporate scandals and a stock market that has just gone through the worst month since the Great Depression. That's what I'm opposed to. A dumb war. A rash war. A war based not on reason but on passion, not on principle but on politics.
Now: to distract us from a rise in the uninsured, Check
a rise in the poverty rate, Check
a drop in the median income Check
— to distract us from corporate scandals Check
and a stock market that has just gone through the worst month since the Great Depression. Technically check w/o the Fed, but he lucks out on this one.
That's what I'm opposed to. A dumb war. Check
A rash war. Check
A war based not on reason but on passion, not on principle but on politics. And Check Mate
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 30, 2013 09:04 AM (lnFK0)
process on military action against Syria is evidence of a thoughtful,
responsible leader. But it could also be the sign of a tortured spirit,
a reluctant president who never wanted to find himself in this position
in the first place."
Thoughtful responsible leader who pops off in public about red lines and tries to entangle us in a civil war. It's a shame he doesn't agonize so much BEFORE he speaks.
Posted by: no good deed at August 30, 2013 09:04 AM (WmLrU)
"distract us from a rise in the uninsured, a rise in the poverty rate, a drop in the median income — to distract us from corporate scandals and a stock market that has just gone through the worst month since the Great Depression. "
What was old is new again.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 30, 2013 09:04 AM (kPeSM)
Posted by: soothsayer at August 30, 2013 09:04 AM (gkW7/)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 30, 2013 09:05 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: President Phil Obama at August 30, 2013 09:05 AM (QF8uk)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get One Vituperation at the regular price, second Vituperation half off! at August 30, 2013 09:05 AM (hLRSq)
I like how he covers his butt with the line:
. I know that even a successful war against Iraq will require a U.S. occupation of undetermined length, at undetermined cost, with undetermined consequences.
No matter what would have happened he could say I told you so.
Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2013 09:05 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: DAve at August 30, 2013 09:05 AM (OksBo)
They do. It has a striking similarity to the adult film industry's Blowjob University.
It's all about enthusiasm...and your ability to stifle your gag reflex.
Posted by: Jaws at August 30, 2013 09:05 AM (4I3Uo)
UK Parliament? Racist.
Oh, dear...
Months and months of dicking around with UN inspevtors in Iraq: Rush to war
4 days for the battle to finish before inspectors were allowed in: Too much delay, must act now!
Posted by: Methos at August 30, 2013 09:06 AM (hO9ad)
Secretary of State Lurch is going on television to explain to the American people why it's necessary to get the U.S. involved in yet another fratricidal sandbox dustup.
But just 24 hours ago, the White House was rejecting the idea of having Obama go on television to make such an explanation, saying that television was a "passe medium" and that the nation has "advanced past" such addresses.
Old And Busted: television.
The New Hotness: television!
Posted by: torquewrench at August 30, 2013 09:06 AM (gqT4g)
Posted by: tsrblke at August 30, 2013 09:06 AM (GaqMa)
White House aides say President ObamaÂ’s drawn-out decision making
process on military action against Syria is evidence of a thoughtful,
responsible leader. But it could also be the sign of a tortured spirit,
a reluctant president who never wanted to find himself in this position
in the first place."
"drawn-out decision making process." Awww, what a cute way of saying, "Playing with his dick and pretending that if he doesn't say anything, it'll all go away."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 30, 2013 09:06 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Mallfly at August 30, 2013 09:06 AM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 30, 2013 09:06 AM (mETGQ)
Posted by: Caliban at August 30, 2013 09:07 AM (DrC22)
Posted by: Prez'nit McMissle at August 30, 2013 09:07 AM (Dwehj)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erYpXzE9Pxs
Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at August 30, 2013 09:08 AM (WoYoH)
Posted by: RWC at August 30, 2013 09:08 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2013 09:08 AM (jE38p)
Posted by: Hurricane Chealsea at August 30, 2013 09:08 AM (pginn)
Posted by: wrg500 at August 30, 2013 09:08 AM (kPeSM)
Posted by: Methos at August 30, 2013 09:09 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 30, 2013 09:09 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 30, 2013 09:09 AM (VtjlW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erYpXzE9Pxs
Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at August 30, 2013 01:08 PM (WoYoH[/i]
And would you believe, every one of them is washing their hair and can't come to the phone. Huh. Go figure. Funny ole world.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 30, 2013 09:09 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Howard Dean at August 30, 2013 09:09 AM (Dwehj)
**Ahem** That's my job.
Posted by: Reggie Love at August 30, 2013 09:09 AM (WoYoH)
Posted by: Methos at August 30, 2013 09:10 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: soothsayer at August 30, 2013 09:10 AM (gkW7/)
"My grandfather signed up for a war the day after Pearl Harbor was bombed, fought in Patton's army. He saw the dead and dying across the fields of Europe; he heard the stories of fellow troops who first entered Auschwitz and Treblinka. He fought in the name of a larger freedom, part of that arsenal of democracy that triumphed over evil, and he did not fight in vain. I don't oppose all wars."
Treblinka was destroyed in mid 1943 and the Soviet Army entered Auschwitz in late 1944. Both were in Poland, which I don't believe Patton's army ever reached.
The FG really always was a BS artist.
Posted by: Mallfly at August 30, 2013 09:10 AM (bJm7W)
"But just 24 hours ago, the White House was rejecting the idea of having Obama go on television to make such an explanation, saying that television was a "passe medium" and that the nation has "advanced past" such addresses.
Old And Busted: television.
The New Hotness: television!"
But, let me be clear. SHUT UP!
Posted by: Preznint FoShizzle at August 30, 2013 09:10 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 30, 2013 01:09 PM (VtjlW)
Only thing I can think of is the fairly new restrictions on getting tats.
Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2013 09:11 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: RWC at August 30, 2013 01:08 PM (fWAjv)
(Lord, please forgive my blasphemy)
Jesus CHRIST, they never stop!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 30, 2013 09:11 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Methos at August 30, 2013 09:11 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: dogfish at August 30, 2013 09:11 AM (nsOJa)
The inventor of the foam finger, recently used by Miley Cyrus in her train-wreck act at the VMA awards, said Cyrus “degraded” his invention, which he called a “national icon.”
Steve Chmelar, who created the original foam finger in 1971, told Fox Sports, "She took an honorable icon that is seen in sporting venues everywhere and degraded it. Fortunately, the foam finger has been around long enough that it will survive this incident. For people who like that kind of entertainment, I'm sure that it met their needs."
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 30, 2013 09:11 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 30, 2013 09:11 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: torquewrench
Cult has it's own pedagogy.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 30, 2013 09:11 AM (j149p)
Posted by: soothsayer at August 30, 2013 09:11 AM (gkW7/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2013 09:11 AM (jE38p)
I'm to the point now that anything this blithering idiot says, does, or even thinks will ultimately wind up being bad for us.
OK, I gotta go get ready for tonight's gig. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 30, 2013 09:12 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: rplat at August 30, 2013 09:12 AM (U/Ao5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2013 09:12 AM (jE38p)
Posted by: AmishDude at August 30, 2013 09:12 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2013 09:12 AM (HjPtV)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 30, 2013 01:09 PM (da5Wo)
You know, I wouldn't be at all surprised if that was the truth.
What're the odds he asked Magic Johnson's opinion on the matter? You know, between chatting about their fantasy football leagues and thoughts on upcoming college basketball prospects.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 30, 2013 09:13 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2013 09:13 AM (jE38p)
Posted by: dogfish at August 30, 2013 09:13 AM (nsOJa)
His "So, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and bomb Syria now" statement on the Friday afternoon before a holiday weekend is his biggest and best Friday document drop? Hasn't he pre-empted Monday Night Football for less?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2013 09:13 AM (WoYoH)
***
They said it couldn't be done but they found a way to blame Bush.
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 30, 2013 09:13 AM (Hx5uv)
"iIt's OK that the UK, "one of our closest allies," will not be joining us on this Limited Tailored Approach. We have lots of other "closest allies" just looking to "punch above their weight." Kerry is calling them now....."
I believe he's referencing Tahiti and Fukwadistan. Yep, yep, fact checkers confirm it.
Posted by: MSM at August 30, 2013 09:13 AM (LA7Cm)
The O-bots are trotting out their stale old circumlocutions from the last round of bombing the fuck out of other countries without Congressional authorization, to include the classic "time-limited, scope-limited kinetic military action".
The GOP in Congress should adopt that same approach in economic matters.
Liberals want a higher minimum wage? Give it to 'em! Good and hard. But time-limited and scope-limited.
$10 an hour M/W? Fuck off with those half measures. Make it $20.
But make it "time-limited, scope-limited economic intervention". Which is preprogrammed to sunset in January of 2017.
The resulting total economic havoc will speak for itself, and Republicans can shrug and say, "Liberals demanded this. Obama insisted on this. We gave them what they asked for. You see the outcome."
Posted by: torquewrench at August 30, 2013 09:13 AM (gqT4g)
Jesus Fucking Christ......
Posted by: Portnoy at August 30, 2013 09:13 AM (g9Osd)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 30, 2013 09:13 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Methos at August 30, 2013 09:13 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: AmishDude at August 30, 2013 09:14 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Mallfly at August 30, 2013 09:14 AM (bJm7W)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 30, 2013 09:14 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 30, 2013 09:14 AM (Tnlh/)
Because the left is so principled against war and all no matter who's in the White House.
Posted by: Filly at August 30, 2013 09:14 AM (gr/p1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2013 09:14 AM (jE38p)
Posted by: 3rd world shithole compadres at August 30, 2013 09:14 AM (nsOJa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2013 09:15 AM (jE38p)
Posted by: RWC at August 30, 2013 09:16 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Scott M at August 30, 2013 09:16 AM (AdBfq)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 30, 2013 09:16 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2013 09:17 AM (jE38p)
Christmas in Cambodia!!??
Hello...
35 Purple Hearts?!?!?
Hello???
Posted by: Jeng-IS KAAAHN at August 30, 2013 09:17 AM (g9Osd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2013 09:17 AM (8ZskC)
Point of order: technically, those are not Obama's thoughts. They are the thoughts of whomever loaded his teleprompter.
And now, having given TFG much, much more attention than he deserves, I'm out for the weekend. Stay safe and healthy and happy, everyone.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 30, 2013 09:17 AM (zF6Iw)
It was seared in my memore!
Posted by: SOS Lurch at August 30, 2013 09:18 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2013 09:18 AM (jE38p)
Posted by: AmishDude at August 30, 2013 09:18 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: DAve at August 30, 2013 09:18 AM (OksBo)
They left out the last part of the quote.
"YEAAAAAARGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!"
Posted by: cool arrow at August 30, 2013 09:18 AM (WMsq+)
"146 If Boooosh was a cowboy, the best you could say for Obama is that he's a dance hall girl."
That's dance hall LADY, bub.
Posted by: Preznint FoShizzle at August 30, 2013 09:18 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: John Francois Kerry, Worthy Successor to Hillary! Clinton at August 30, 2013 09:18 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: RWC at August 30, 2013 09:18 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: soothsayer at August 30, 2013 09:18 AM (gkW7/)
I'm sure their friends in Hamas, the Muslim Brotherhood, and Iran will keep them posted.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2013 09:18 AM (WoYoH)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 30, 2013 09:19 AM (7ObY1)
"My grandfather signed up for a war the day after Pearl Harbor was
bombed, fought in Patton's army. He saw the dead and dying across the
fields of Europe; he heard the stories of fellow troops who first
entered Auschwitz and Treblinka. He fought in the name of a larger
freedom, part of that arsenal of democracy that triumphed over evil, and
he did not fight in vain. I don't oppose all wars."
***
http://tinyurl.com/ntbhwh7
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 30, 2013 09:19 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2013 01:17 PM (8ZskC)
Or he's a reverse cowgirl.
Posted by: T-Bone at August 30, 2013 09:19 AM (/Mla1)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 30, 2013 09:19 AM (da5Wo)
As you sit here wanking, Barack "The Desert Trouser-Weasel" Obama is crafting a Flanking Shock And Awe Blitzkrieg like nothing you've ever even dreamed of.
You just wait and see.
I'm picturing him in khaki's, corn-cob pipe clenched in his teeth, pith-helmet on his head, climbing ashore on Miami Beach and declaring that he has returned.
E X C I T I N G!
Posted by: RobM1981 at August 30, 2013 09:19 AM (zurJC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2013 09:19 AM (jE38p)
Posted by: Cicero
Naw, he doesn't even have enough experience to run a whorehouse.
Posted by: dogfish at August 30, 2013 09:19 AM (nsOJa)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2013 09:20 AM (p9JxP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2013 09:20 AM (jE38p)
Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2013 09:20 AM (zoehZ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 30, 2013 01:13 PM (VtjlW)
Yeah, pretty much.
And no way does FuckNut McDogSkewer know enough about football to participate in a convo about fantasy football.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 30, 2013 01:14 PM (da5Wo)
Obammy doesn't know enough about presidentin' to be President either; yet he got elected twice.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 30, 2013 09:20 AM (4df7R)
fields of Europe; he heard the stories of fellow troops who first
entered Auschwitz and Treblinka.
Patton's audacious "Detour Into Poland" is well-known. Surprised the hell out of Zhukov.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2013 09:20 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Hurricane Chealsea at August 30, 2013 09:21 AM (pginn)
"to distract us from a rise in the uninsured, a rise in the poverty rate, a drop in the median income"
and.....Benghazi, IRS, Fast and Furious, NSA, overeach of Executive powers, EPA, Obamascare, etc. etc.
Posted by: Cheri at August 30, 2013 09:21 AM (G+Wff)
This late, and they still don't know what Agent was used?
Even though they have a pretty solid count on how many 'children' were killed???
What are they doing... looking at Tree Rings?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 30, 2013 09:21 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2013 09:21 AM (jE38p)
Posted by: soothsayer at August 30, 2013 09:21 AM (gkW7/)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 30, 2013 09:22 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: HowardDevore at August 30, 2013 09:22 AM (F+PhQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2013 09:22 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 30, 2013 09:22 AM (Tnlh/)
If Boooosh was a cowboy, the best you could say for Obama is that he's a dance hall girl.
Posted by: Cicero
Too scrawny. Not hot enough for the cancan.
Best he could have hoped for would be to push a broom around the floor and mop up vomit.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 30, 2013 09:22 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: RWC at August 30, 2013 09:22 AM (fWAjv)
DOUCHE. BAG.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 30, 2013 09:22 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Brave Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2013 09:22 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: wrg500 at August 30, 2013 12:57 PM (L9Mr/)
--------------------------------------------------------
It's not just the Syrian war that has me worried about this. He's spiteful and arrogant with a child's temper.
I'm starting to wonder when the time will come when we, the American people, bruise his ego enough to throw a missile-lobbing tantrum at us. I'm watching this in Syria closely, not only because of world repercussions, but what he's capable of doing right here in the US.
Posted by: Soona at August 30, 2013 09:22 AM (i6YPp)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2013 09:22 AM (p9JxP)
Posted by: Cheri at August 30, 2013 09:23 AM (G+Wff)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 30, 2013 01:14 PM (da5Wo)
Obammy doesn't know enough about presidentin' to be President either; yet he got elected twice.
***
Didn't you hear? I'm always the smartest guy in the room. I could write better speeches than my speechwriter. I could put together better economic policy plans than my economic advisers. I could bake a better cake than the WH pastry chef.....
Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at August 30, 2013 09:23 AM (WoYoH)
"If this is such a slam dunk how come the Brits said no fucking way?"
The Brits are pussies. I gave 'em back that bust of Churchill and they've had a sore ass about it ever since.
Posted by: Preznint FoShizzle at August 30, 2013 09:23 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Biblio at August 30, 2013 09:23 AM (7o8VY)
Posted by: Jamil Hussein Petronius at August 30, 2013 09:23 AM (o+SC1)
_________
Oh, I'm sure he knows how to run a socialized whorehouse....
The poor pay $1 / hr
The rich pay $1,000 / hr
The girls get $15 / hr
He gets $1500 / hr and free country club memberships with unlimited golf
And all the employees look like Helen Thomas....and get free contraceptives.
Posted by: Athos at August 30, 2013 09:23 AM (SNaPm)
Posted by: Barky at August 30, 2013 09:23 AM (1Rgee)
We have accidentally destroyed an ice cream truck just outside of Damascus. To avert complete retaliation we are going to have to bomb an abandoned building in Joliet, Illinois.
He'll swallow that hook, for sure.
Posted by: RobM1981 at August 30, 2013 09:24 AM (zurJC)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 30, 2013 09:24 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: YIKES! at August 30, 2013 09:24 AM (mETGQ)
It was seared in my memore!
Posted by: SOS Lurch at August 30, 2013 01:18 PM (hO9ad)
He's still recovering from his 4th Purple Heart... the one he got but never missed a day of 'combat' for...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 30, 2013 09:25 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Cheri at August 30, 2013 09:25 AM (G+Wff)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 30, 2013 09:25 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 30, 2013 09:25 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: dogfish at August 30, 2013 09:26 AM (nsOJa)
Posted by: no good deed at August 30, 2013 09:26 AM (WmLrU)
Posted by: Romeo13
And had his own person taking videos of him trying to act like a macho warrior.
Posted by: Cheri at August 30, 2013 09:27 AM (G+Wff)
Posted by: Ma Bell at August 30, 2013 09:27 AM (RLdcX)
Posted by: AmishDude at August 30, 2013 01:18 PM (T0NGe)
Non Global reasons
thwarted assasination attempt of GHW Bush
9) evidence of assistance to 1991 WTC bombers
10.) sanctuary for Abu Nidal
11.) Salman Pak
Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2013 09:27 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: YIKES! at August 30, 2013 01:24 PM (mETGQ)
Are you kidding? He wouldn't WANT to. Sex was hard to come by for a pigeon-chested weakling gay half-black man in the Old West!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 30, 2013 09:27 AM (4df7R)
Did Ace actually make that sidebar post or is one of the Cobs mocking him mercilessly?
(As an aside, I do wonder if I ace is quietly letting the blog go for other pursuits.)
Posted by: tsrblke at August 30, 2013 09:27 AM (GaqMa)
"Has Kerry asked for his medals back yet? I'm expecting to see him soon in a gauche military uniform with big epaullets and medals all over his chest."
Il Douche.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 30, 2013 09:27 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2013 09:28 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: EC at August 30, 2013 09:28 AM (GQ8sn)
***
I could twerk better than Miley.
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 30, 2013 09:29 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 30, 2013 09:29 AM (VtjlW)
IIRC it came out during his presidential run that he didn't throw his own medals. Quite an empty gesture, then, huh?
Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at August 30, 2013 09:29 AM (WoYoH)
“There is an irony there that we’re now paying for the mistakes of George Bush and it hampers the United States’ ability to do something about somebody murdering his own people with weapons that are clearly against international law to use."
It's getting steeper and deeper by the minute here.
First we had the revelations that Prince Bandar was dispatched by the Saudis to try to coerce Putin into backing down on support for Assad.
Then it leaked that one of Bandar's blandishments to Putin was to keep the upcoming Sochi Olympics free from Chechen Islamic terror attacks, because Bandar revealed that Saudi intelligence control those terror groups. (And how about the Tsarnaevs in Boston, hmmmm?)
Now it's being alleged that Bandar actually was the source for the chemical weapons that inflicted the rebel casualties. The Saudis allegedly provided the arms, and the rebels weren't trained in handling them, and they own-goaled themselves after a stack of the sarin rockets cooked off in rebel positions.
So about that "international law" stuff again...
Posted by: torquewrench at August 30, 2013 09:29 AM (gqT4g)
People seem puzzled why President Obama is intent on forging ahead on this Syrian thing, alone if need be. His commitment to military action seems out of character for the President, who seems to hate the foreign policy, geopolitical aspects of his job. If you ask me (and nobody is), it was Vladimir Putin's 'monkey with a hand grenade' comment that did it. Putin knew precisely what he was saying, what the 'monkey' connotations mean in American parlance, and no doubt flew it by his American cultural experts to ensure it had maximum provocative effect on the President, who is notoriously thin-skinned. No way no how is the President going to abide that kind of slur. Obama's been dissed, and he means to bomb the shit out of Syria. He will not be mocked.
Of course, this begs the question: what's Putin after? Was this a test of some kind, a way to see how Obama responds under the pressures of a real-time military crisis? Is this a way to get the US military bogged down in yet another Middle Eastern shithole? No answers anywhere. No clear strategy. No national interests at stake. No, just no.
Posted by: troyriser at August 30, 2013 09:29 AM (gNlvW)
Posted by: no good deed at August 30, 2013 09:30 AM (WmLrU)
If we were driving on the street and you ran up to attack us, we would feel safe in a convertible?
Posted by: EC at August 30, 2013 09:31 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2013 09:31 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 30, 2013 01:25 PM (VtjlW)
NNNNGH.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 30, 2013 09:31 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2013 09:31 AM (jE38p)
Oh, and buck Ofama.
Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2013 09:31 AM (bufJH)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 30, 2013 09:32 AM (rDnLI)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 30, 2013 09:32 AM (Tnlh/)
That reminds me....
http://youtu.be/yIi79BHQ1ps
Posted by: EC at August 30, 2013 09:32 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: EC at August 30, 2013 01:28 PM (GQ8sn)
I swore I would never use an emoticon. The bastards tricked me.
Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2013 09:33 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: RWC at August 30, 2013 01:18 PM (fWAjv)"
Yeah, that's just super.
Now why doesn't he march his little happy ass over to a microphone and put an effing torpedo into this dangerous embarrassment in the Oval Office? Or does GWB agree with this nonsense?
Now might be a real good time to reexamine this whole "classy ex-Presidents keep quiet" crap.
Posted by: Jaws at August 30, 2013 09:33 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 30, 2013 09:34 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2013 09:34 AM (HjPtV)
Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at August 30, 2013 09:34 AM (WoYoH)
It wasn't Putin, it was a deputy but the point is the same.
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 30, 2013 09:34 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: Cato at August 30, 2013 09:35 AM (DQP0I)
If you ask me (and nobody is), it was Vladimir Putin's 'monkey with a hand grenade' comment that did it.
Though it wasn't Putin who said it. It was another high-ranking Russian official.
Which isn't to say Putin wasn't behind it. But I don't think Obammy is smart enough to think in more than one dimension.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 30, 2013 09:35 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 30, 2013 09:35 AM (VtjlW)
Needs more cowbell. And your stepstool.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 30, 2013 09:36 AM (cHZB7)
Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2013 09:36 AM (HjPtV)
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2013 09:36 AM (gqgiP)
Posted by: jakeman at August 30, 2013 09:36 AM (GXKTh)
"I think Barack knew that he had God-given talents that were extraordinary. He knows exactly how smart he is. ... He knows how perceptive he is. He knows what a good reader of people he is. And he knows that he has the ability -- the extraordinary, uncanny ability -- to take a thousand different perspectives, digest them and make sense out of them, and I think that he has never really been challenged intellectually."
Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at August 30, 2013 09:37 AM (WoYoH)
Posted by: Cato at August 30, 2013 01:35 PM (DQP0I)
-- You are correct sir! And it is all in the plan, nothing is by accident
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 30, 2013 09:37 AM (R8hU8)
I think its quite funny that the Brits are once again abusing Obama just like they did to his father.*
*yes, I know those stories were total bunk.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 30, 2013 09:37 AM (lnFK0)
Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2013 09:37 AM (HjPtV)
For everyone who has ever wanted video of me, here you go:
http://bit.ly/1dyu7aU
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 30, 2013 01:29 PM (VtjlW)
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You have a beautiful fuzzy tail.
Posted by: Soona at August 30, 2013 09:38 AM (i6YPp)
Posted by: Jaws at August 30, 2013 01:33 PM (4I3Uo)
They're still blaming him for each and every thing that's gone wrong during Ofuckhead's "administration." He's still virulently hated by a sizeable percentage of the population. What honest to God GOOD would it do for him to comment on what's happening?
To be honest, I think that would be the worst thing he could do. That would give the MFM a chance to focus on Bush, the apex of their most searing hatred, instead of being forced to pay attention to the colossal fuckups of the Mocha Messiah. The last thing we want is for the MFM to be given something shiny that they can use to distract from Obammy's jug-eared fucktardedness.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 30, 2013 09:38 AM (4df7R)
That is mean and cruel and totally and utterly accurate in every way.
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 30, 2013 01:35 PM (VtjlW)
Hehe....it's not mine. Steven Wright said it.
Posted by: EC at August 30, 2013 09:38 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: MTF at August 30, 2013 09:38 AM (qf2kI)
Something that's always bothered me about this place is that there is no actual alcohol in the Side Bar.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 30, 2013 09:38 AM (lnFK0)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 30, 2013 09:39 AM (rDnLI)
That option, former President Jimmy Carter said Friday, would be a grave mistake.
"A punitive military response without a U.N. Security Council mandate or broad support from NATO and the Arab League would be illegal under international law and unlikely to alter the course of the war," he wrote in a statement. "It will only harden existing positions and postpone a sorely needed political process to put an end to the catastrophic violence."
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 30, 2013 09:39 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: EC at August 30, 2013 09:40 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: EC at August 30, 2013 09:40 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: @JohnTant at August 30, 2013 09:41 AM (F3IIA)
http://bit.ly/1dyu7aU
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 30, 2013 01:29 PM (VtjlW)
You're a lot shorter than I expected.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 30, 2013 09:41 AM (ioT3q)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 30, 2013 09:41 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2013 01:37 PM (HjPtV)
Good thing at the time Teddy Roosevelt didn't know Pedikaris wasn't an American citizen.
Posted by: troyriser at August 30, 2013 09:41 AM (gNlvW)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 30, 2013 09:41 AM (Tnlh/)
Instead we get John Fucking Kerry? And who the hell thought it was a good idea to hire that nimrod over at Defense? And why is he in Brunei right now? I mean, what the fuck is going on at the top in Washington.
Don't forget our newly minted UN Ambassador being 'out of town' for the super-important UN meeting about Syria. Where'd she go? Somewhere that it would have been difficult to return from on short notice. And jsut where the hell would THAT be? The Kalahari?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 30, 2013 09:41 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Eton Cox at August 30, 2013 09:42 AM (q177U)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 30, 2013 09:43 AM (wrS2o)
For everyone who has ever wanted video of me, here you go:
http://bit.ly/1dyu7aU
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 30, 2013 01:29 PM (VtjlW)
You are looking very fluffy today, my Queen. And your coat looks wonderfully healthy!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 30, 2013 09:43 AM (4df7R)
______________
It was a very important Charlie Chaplin Film Festival in Ireland.... she didn't want to miss 'The Great Dictator'.....
Posted by: Athos at August 30, 2013 09:43 AM (SNaPm)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 30, 2013 01:41 PM (4df7R)
Ireland
Posted by: wrg500 at August 30, 2013 09:43 AM (xZ8Ay)
Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2013 09:44 AM (m2CN7)
Disagree. I have no doubts the MSM would lay into Boooosh, but in the process they might actually manage to see their hypocrisy when it's literally right there in front of them. Lay 'em on the table for all to see.
As it stands without that, the MSM has no reason to even think about that kind of self-examination and they will blindly fall in behind their messiah.
Posted by: Jaws at August 30, 2013 09:45 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: wrg500 at August 30, 2013 01:43 PM (xZ8Ay)
There are no airports in Ireland apparently.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 30, 2013 09:45 AM (4df7R)
Now all we need is a couple of bridges.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 30, 2013 09:45 AM (cHZB7)
Posted by: MTF at August 30, 2013 09:45 AM (qf2kI)
They have plenty of airports. Just no sober pilots.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 30, 2013 09:46 AM (wrS2o)
process on military action against Syria is evidence of a thoughtful,
responsible leader. But it could also be the sign of a tortured spirit,
a reluctant president who never wanted to find himself in this position
in the first place.""
Well, whoopdeeefuckindoo! He "never wanted to find himself in this position in the first place"? The Presidency is primarily about filling the role of Commander in Chief, dumbass.
Oh, I forgot, these dipshits think it's about "fundamentally transforming" this country, not something so piddling as being commander of the military.
What did I do to piss off God so much that He plopped me down on earth just at the right time in history to be a witness to this idiot President? Must have been something serious.
Posted by: Sudden Clarity Clarence at August 30, 2013 09:46 AM (/tWHq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2013 09:46 AM (jE38p)
but in the process they might actually manage to see their hypocrisy when it's literally right there in front of them
Their hypocrisy is there in front of them every single day. Giving them a new opportunity to snipe at Dubya as their personal Anti-Christ isn't going to do anything but make them MORE devoted to their cult leader.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 30, 2013 09:46 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 30, 2013 09:47 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Benito Mussobama at August 30, 2013 09:47 AM (l3vZN)
The littel back and forth in the sidebar between ace and the cobs is adorable, btw.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 30, 2013 09:47 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: George S. Obama at August 30, 2013 09:48 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 30, 2013 09:49 AM (Tnlh/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2013 09:49 AM (8ZskC)
Obama plans to launch several cruise missles equipped with goatron bombs.
Posted by: Roy at August 30, 2013 09:49 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: acethepug at August 30, 2013 09:49 AM (4kvfA)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 30, 2013 09:49 AM (4df7R)
uncanny ability -- to take a thousand different perspectives, digest
them and make sense out of them"
I know there are a lot of schools of Marxism, but a thousand? That seems a bit high.
Posted by: Sudden Clarity Clarence at August 30, 2013 09:50 AM (/tWHq)
Posted by: zsasz at August 30, 2013 09:50 AM (MMC8r)
There there, Nancy. Those grapes are probably sour anyways.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 30, 2013 09:51 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: jakeman at August 30, 2013 09:51 AM (GXKTh)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2013 09:52 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: jakeman
no - just wait for the next call to prayer.
Posted by: Roy at August 30, 2013 09:52 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: no good deed at August 30, 2013 09:52 AM (WmLrU)
http://tinyurl.com/p5xqwfy
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at August 30, 2013 09:52 AM (kXoT0)
For everyone who has ever wanted video of me, here you go:
http://bit.ly/1dyu7aU
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 30, 2013 01:29 PM (VtjlW
You're clearly not looking at the right tumblr pages.
And I was expecting a clip of Edna Mode
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2013 09:52 AM (LI48c)
http://tinyurl.com/qfsbflk
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 30, 2013 09:53 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 30, 2013 09:54 AM (ZPrif)
I guess Valerie didn't hear about Barky's inability to cope with his kid's 7th grade math homework.
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 30, 2013 09:54 AM (uYaYO)
Hey Barky, is going from "armchair warrior" to "golf cart chickenhawk" a real improvement?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2013 09:54 AM (8ZskC)
http://tinyurl.com/p5ndhnu
Posted by: caustic at August 30, 2013 09:54 AM (/b8+5)
Posted by: panzernashorn at August 30, 2013 09:55 AM (MhA4j)
http://www.salon.com/2013/08/29/lapdog_media_learns_nothing_beats_war_drums_again/
Posted by: Mallfly at August 30, 2013 09:55 AM (bJm7W)
Obama is running at him full speed.>>
It will be similar in result and reaction to the Clothesline scene from the original Longest Yard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGjEZIZQIIk
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 30, 2013 09:55 AM (wrS2o)
Posted by: The Washington Elite at August 30, 2013 09:55 AM (gWHwW)
Posted by: MTF at August 30, 2013 09:56 AM (qf2kI)
I have no illusions that any minds in 30 Rock would be changed, but if they were to be "forced" (so to speak) to show GWB disagreeing with this insanity, maybe it would open some minds on the other end of the broadcast. As it stands, the minimal Republican pushback on this is being all but ignored. They coouldn't possibly ignore the Devil Incarnate Boooosh talking smack about their hero.
Of course, all this presupposes GWB ain't down with the notion of lobbing bombs and following it up with some damn fool boots on the ground nationbuilding exercise. For all I know, he still believes that we can fix these savages.
Posted by: Jaws at August 30, 2013 09:56 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: Future Historians at August 30, 2013 09:56 AM (gWHwW)
I know this is at WND, but we're all familiar with the story of the German homeschoolers who sought asylum here in the US, but got shipped back to Germany thanks to Obammy.
Well, now the Germans have taken away their children:
http://www.wnd.com/2013/08/police-storm-homeschool-class-take-children-by-force/
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 30, 2013 09:58 AM (4df7R)
sheÂ’s not looking to fill the role of House Speaker again anytime soon.
Despite being as dumb as a rock she's cunning enough to have probably figured out that one shouldn't be around when it all goes to hell. And it will go to hell sometime during Barack's second term.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2013 09:58 AM (WoYoH)
Posted by: LGoPs at August 30, 2013 09:58 AM (8ChpZ)
Dope at NYT sez no-vote leaves Britain "searching for its role in the world".
I know, how about "Finder of clues for Obama."?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 30, 2013 09:58 AM (BKPeM)
And whom must we blame, in this era of film remakes and series, for the lack of The Incredibles II?
Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2013 09:59 AM (HjPtV)
Posted by: Future Historian at August 30, 2013 10:01 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: Reader Chelsea J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at August 30, 2013 10:01 AM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Donald at August 30, 2013 10:02 AM (1PHG5)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 30, 2013 10:02 AM (VtjlW)
And whom must we blame, in this era of film remakes and series, for the lack of The Incredibles II?
Posted by: mrp at August 30, 2013 01:59 PM (HjPtV)
Merchandizing.
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2013 10:02 AM (LI48c)
--
Holy sh**!! Maybe now they can join the tens of thousands of Mexicans seeking asylum and get back in. /s
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 30, 2013 10:03 AM (XB5Ak)
ooh, I just fwightened myself.
Posted by: Mallfly at August 30, 2013 10:03 AM (bJm7W)
310 anyone mention this...
Salon illustrates the media's cupidity with obligatory smirking picture of... GWB. It must be his fault again.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 30, 2013 10:04 AM (BKPeM)
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at August 30, 2013 10:04 AM (1PHG5)
Posted by: mrp
Why tempt fate? You know Hollywood won't make a 2nd without contradicting the theme of the first and turning it into propaganda piece for Big Government.
'As a small family, alone in the big world, the Incredible family must team up with Capt. O, Wonder Wobama, and a host of diverse, progressive hereos to teach the world a lesson of compassion, sharing, and submitting to your betters in government. Rated PG. (13542 min.)'
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 30, 2013 10:04 AM (j149p)
So you are saying that you are actually taller than you led us to believe.
I wub Edna.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at August 30, 2013 10:07 AM (kXoT0)
I don't remember the exact details though.
Posted by: Donald at August 30, 2013 02:02 PM (1PHG5)
My stepson signed up last summer and just before he took the oath to enter MEPS, he went and got a tattoo.
*face palm*
"Let me see it!"
It was a big ass Celtic cross on his right shoulder, thankfully completely hidden unless he had his shirt off. His mother and I warned him not to get anymore or risk his enlistment. His SSgt even frowned saying the new rules were very strict about tats that could end up disqualifying some people.
Posted by: EC at August 30, 2013 10:09 AM (GQ8sn)
The seriousness, the breathless excitement, the solemnity, the deceit, the reporting of rumor as fact, the reporting of hearsay as fact, the secret inside unnamed important government officials with which the ABC reporter has a long working relationship. All of that in 20 seconds, or less.
Posted by: One man wrecking crew at August 30, 2013 10:10 AM (LTAfJ)
Posted by: LaQuisha Jeantell Largess' at August 30, 2013 10:11 AM (IkHXL)
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at August 30, 2013 10:25 AM (9Bdcz)
Might I interest you in a squad of attack puggies to reinforce the Ravage? Surely 480-degree time vision could be of some use
Posted by: acethepug at August 30, 2013 10:30 AM (4kvfA)
Posted by: Max Entropy at August 30, 2013 11:04 AM (QKYRm)
How much is a Tomahawk worth? A $million?
How many hungry children could we feed with that?
How many homeless can we house with that?
How many schoolbooks and pencils would that buy?
How many rounds of golf would that buy?
How many separate vacations for the first family would that buy?
How much birth control for post grad sluts would that buy?
How many subsidies for rich Tesla buyers would that buy?
Just practicing.
Posted by: Max Entropy at August 30, 2013 11:10 AM (QKYRm)
What he is, is full of shit.
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at August 30, 2013 11:47 PM (Cn4aq)
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