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April 22, 2013

Of Course: Tsarnaev Trutherism
— Ace

Obviously he's innocent, one keen-eyed Internet Detective observes; he questions the timing.

Â“HeÂ’s fucking innocent. If he were Â‘guiltyÂ’, it wouldnÂ’t take this long to fucking prove it, and there would actually be evidence,Â” says one supporter, although the government has yet to charge the incapacitated, hospitalized Tsarnaev with a crime.

I mean, Mein Gott, it took 72 hours. You can fake a lot of video in 72 hours, you know.

The best part of any flame that attracts the conspiracist moths is how quickly so many people become experts on so many obscure fields of information. Such as: Precisely how much blood would be visible on the sidewalks after a bombing?

It turns out, some people know how much blood there would be, and that it must be that the FBI is faking victims.

@J_Tsarsupport posted a photo (warning: graphic) claiming Â“proof that half the Â‘victimsÂ’ are fakeÂ” based on a suspicion that there ought to be more blood.

Somehow Dzhohkar, who is completely innocent, wound up shooting a cop and carjacking someone and then having IED's on hands to throw at pursuing police:

Links to conspiracy accusations on Infowars Â— which disrupted an FBI press conference on Thursday Â— proliferate. Photos circulate purporting to show, as with this one, that the backpack containing the bomb matches one carried by a different individual. Â“We The Private Eye have Proven Jhar innocent an soon he will publicly be innocent ..Keep up the great job campaigners,Â” tweeted another advocate using the hashtag #TroyCrossleyTruth. Compressing the cycle of accusation and refutation online, the hashtag is already getting trolled.

And if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the conspiracy:

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On the popular photo-sharing network, @Freejaharheda posts a tinted photo of Tsarnaev declaring his innocence; disbelievers Â“are NASA, GOVERMENT , CSI, NSI, ARMY etc. It is those who is dealing with satan.Â”

NASA?

I suppose he meant the NSA but then he also meant "goverNment" and I guess he thinks that "CSI" is a federal organization and who the hell knows what NSI might be. Apart from that, he sounds very informed.

We need the death penalty here, or this guy will have more sex with more wives than any free man, just like Tex Watson from the Manson Family.

More: "LOL!"

Posted by: Ace at 12:36 PM | Comments (239)
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1
ah yes, the ol' lack of blood trick

Posted by: soothsayer at April 22, 2013 12:38 PM (39q3n)

2 Shave his head for the media.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 22, 2013 12:38 PM (XYSwB)

3 "Innocence of Muslims"

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at April 22, 2013 12:38 PM (AWmfW)

The best part of the internet is the worst part of the internet. It allows like minds to come together in a shared place, which reinforces their predilictions.

For all the good-crazy of the Moron Horde, you get the bad-crazy of trutherism.

Posted by: Austin at April 22, 2013 12:39 PM (3cp3C)

5 Why weren't any Jews killed?

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 22, 2013 12:39 PM (3+QKS)

6 Out: Che Guevara t-shirts In: Free Tsarnaev burqa's

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 22, 2013 12:40 PM (XYSwB)

7 They've obviously never seen the result of an IED. Or they would shut up.

I wonder how many of these people hidden behind the internet veil would come out and speak their "truth to power" conspiracy nuttiness in public?

Besides his family and fellow jihadists.

And Alex Jones. Who seems a bit like Jim Jones.

Posted by: Marcus at April 22, 2013 12:40 PM (GGCsk)

8 How could anyone who went to school in Massachusetts hate America?

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 22, 2013 12:40 PM (3+QKS)

9 I love how they ignore that during their wild ride through Boston they had pressure cooker bombs at the ready to throw at cops. You know--every innocent kid from Boston keeps pressure cooker bombs around just in case.

Posted by: tasker at April 22, 2013 12:41 PM (r2PLg)

10 Why weren't any Jews killed? Posted by: Dr Spank at April 22, 2013 04:39 PM (3+QKS) heh. *wave

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 22, 2013 12:41 PM (XYSwB)

Fire can't blow up two separate crock pots.

Or something.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 22, 2013 12:41 PM (+z4pE)

12 Everyone knows that pressure cookers can't melt steel.

Posted by: pep at April 22, 2013 12:41 PM (aXfio)

13 @TroyCrossley was no stranger to Jahar either.....they found a twitter conversation between them about some unexplained explosions in Hanover, NH.

http://tinyurl.com/dxebkky

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 22, 2013 12:42 PM (X6akg)

14 By the way, I am rethinking my position on abortion using genetics and politics.

Maybe we can just breed this out of the gene pool?

Posted by: Marcus at April 22, 2013 12:42 PM (GGCsk)

15 Check the tire tracks on Tamerlan's face. My bet is they won't match a Mercedes SUV.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at April 22, 2013 12:43 PM (8ZskC)

disbelievers Â“are NASA, GOVERMENT , CSI, NSI, ARMY etc. It is those who is dealing with satan.Â”

--------

I wonder how all that "muslim outreach" is working for NASA.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda, looking for loopholes at April 22, 2013 12:43 PM (xGZ+b)

17

Idiot (n.):
A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.

Posted by: The Devil's Dictionary at April 22, 2013 12:43 PM (mETGQ)

18 Innocent Boston kids always have handmade grenades, pipe bombs, pressure cooker bombs and multiple guns at the ready--for when they are "framed".

Posted by: tasker at April 22, 2013 12:43 PM (r2PLg)

19 Why weren't any Jews killed?

All the Jews left their Mercedes SUV's at home that day. Coincidence?

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at April 22, 2013 12:44 PM (8ZskC)

8 year old kids are impervious to bombs.

Everybody knows that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 22, 2013 12:44 PM (+z4pE)

21 didn't a x congress person come out right after the bombing and say it was an inside job?

Posted by: willow at April 22, 2013 12:44 PM (nqBYe)

You cannot call these boys 'terrorists' or 'Jihadists'....because terror is just a state of mind...and Jihad is a holy tenant of their religion.

Posted by: John Brennan, your fearless CIA Director... at April 22, 2013 12:44 PM (T1BD9)

23 Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at April 22, 2013 04:44 PM (tWmgi)

Dude.

Barrel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 22, 2013 12:44 PM (8ZskC)

24 Christ on a crutch, have people *always* been this stupid, or is it because the Interwebs have given them such a platform and megaphone?

Posted by: GuyfromNH at April 22, 2013 12:44 PM (kbOju)

25 Ah yes, just sit back, pass the popcorn, and watch the Left implode.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at April 22, 2013 12:45 PM (6VayU)

26 How could members of the religion of PEACE be involved in unpeaceful activities?

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 22, 2013 12:45 PM (3+QKS)

27 I'd like these assholes to look eyewitness Jeff Bauman in the eyes and claim that. He looked into his eyes after he placed the bag/bomb next to the 8yr old's family. Evil.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2013 12:45 PM (KqmXZ)

28 Sure Jokar, I can be your wife. Now come here and suck your wife's dick.

Posted by: Bubba Joe, cell block C at April 22, 2013 12:45 PM (84pE9)

29 I said this when Reddit got involved ace and it bears repeating.

You simply cannot merely wish away the standard human problems of image and intelligence analysis. It's hard even for the well trained, but for a random person perusing the net it's nearly impossible.

These people (even the well meaning ones) are just being sucked into seeing what they want to see.
(FWIW, I'm not saying I can get outside of the problem either. I'm merely aware of it, not trained in dealing with it.)

Posted by: tsrblke (work)[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 22, 2013 12:45 PM (Dcokn)

30 My first thought: OH MY GOD THIS IS HORRIFIC WOMEN THINK HE'S HOT My second thought: OH MY GOD THEY MUST THINK IM HOT TOO

Posted by: Truman North at April 22, 2013 12:45 PM (I2LwF)

31 Too bad some of the bombers groupies couldn't have been standing close to his little package. Then we could hear them talk about how cute he is while they wheel around withoug legs or other body parts. The stupid, it burns. It also elected the Jug Eared Fuck.

Posted by: maddogg at April 22, 2013 12:46 PM (OlN4e)

32 Tsarnaev could bounce a pressure cooker bomb off their skull and they would still be clueless.

Posted by: tasker at April 22, 2013 12:46 PM (r2PLg)

33 A lot of us were sure that the white-cap fellow in the FBI photos was that of missing Brown U. student Sunil Tripath. Our unwillingness to admit our first instincts/theories were wrong led us to see facial similarities where there was none.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 22, 2013 12:46 PM (UypUQ)

26 Christ on a crutch, have people *always* been this stupid, or is it because the Interwebs have given them such a platform and megaphone?

Stupidity is celebrated these days.

The Stupids...are now a protected class.

Posted by: wheatie at April 22, 2013 12:47 PM (T1BD9)

35 From 0 to "Free Mumia" in 72 hours. That's gotta be a record, no?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2013 12:47 PM (KqmXZ)

36 Obsidian Owl has elected to take a trip to the barrel. . . Bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at April 22, 2013 12:48 PM (0q2P7)

37 25 Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at April 22, 2013 04:44 PM (tWmgi)

Dude.

Barrel.

Obsidan Owl wuz FRAMD !!!

Posted by: Obsidian Owl Truthers at April 22, 2013 12:48 PM (EZl54)

38 This made me chuckle though "is it a free jahar of peanut butter or a jahar of jelly? Very confusing"

Posted by: RWC at April 22, 2013 12:48 PM (fWAjv)

39 Remind me to never mate with any of these women.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 22, 2013 12:48 PM (oBhEo)

40 35 Posted by: Serious Cat at April 22, 2013 04:46 PM (UypUQ) -------- I kept thinking there was something wrong with me, as I did not see the resemblance. The nose angle, at the very least, seemed off.

Posted by: Baldy at April 22, 2013 12:49 PM (opS9C)

41 Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at April 22, 2013 04:48 PM (0q2P7) The OCHO!!!

Posted by: RWC at April 22, 2013 12:49 PM (fWAjv)

42 The left would have Zhokar hosting SNL in a few months.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 22, 2013 12:49 PM (2x+V2)

Christ on a crutch, have people *always* been this stupid, or is it because the Interwebs have given them such a platform and megaphone?

One of my guitar playing buddies started in on his conspiracy theories on Friday night.

Him:"They were framed. There's no evidence they did this!!!1!!!!1"

Me: "Um, yes there is. The Web has enough images of where they both were and when. One of them shows the DJoker placing one of the bombs next to the little kid that was killed."

Him: "They didn't show that on the news!!!!1!!"

Me: "There's your problem - watching the news."

Him: Befuddled look followed by dead silence and no further mention of the subject the rest of the night.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 22, 2013 12:49 PM (+z4pE)

44 Cute? A ruthless cold blooded bomber is cute because he has big brown eyes and floppy curls? Dammit, you stupid twits, he is not a chocolate Labradoodle, he is an almost fully grown man who willfully killed and maimed people with both bombs, a car, and guns. Yeah, the car was his worthless brother, but, so what, vehicular manslaughter--presuming older brother would not have died from his gunshot wounds.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 22, 2013 12:49 PM (kXoT0)

45 Yes. They have picture and video of them planting the bombs. They know where they built them. By now, they probably know who taught them how to construct them. These dopes threw the same type of bomb at the police. THe police have the unexploded ordnance.

But it's a setup and they're innocent. It was space aliens or some super-secret Area 51 group. Right.

See how that works as a defense. Right up until the lethal injection.

Posted by: Marcus at April 22, 2013 12:49 PM (GGCsk)

46 Anyone who deletes #19 is trying to suppress the truth!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2013 12:49 PM (mGBy8)

47
Posted by: wheatie at April 22, 2013 04:47 PM (T1BD9)

I think we'er in the beginning of the golden age of stupidity.

Posted by: YIKES! at April 22, 2013 12:50 PM (mETGQ)

48 15- Check the tire tracks on Tamerlan's face. My bet is they won't match a Mercedes SUV. Belly laugh. Should I seek counseling?

Posted by: nip at April 22, 2013 12:50 PM (lGVXf)

49 I buy into ace's post about moral peacock[suck]-ing. But my question is, why are we seeing so f-ing much of it now? I mean, I know the schools are bad re: indoctrination, but are we really THAT far gone into kneejerk contrarianism??? Man, stop the world, I want to get off.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at April 22, 2013 12:51 PM (6VayU)

50 That Chris Kyle conspiracy guy is fascinating because wow talk about just randomly slapping stuff together. It's of a piece with the people who think that the Aurora and Newtown shootings have something to do with the LIBOR scandal. What, it's Make Your Own Conspiracy adventure time? Hey. I have one! There's this religion and it puts half of its members is black clothing without their faces showing and it tells the other half that if they kill non-believers and are martyrs in the process they will go to heaven and be given 72 virgins! Naaaah. That's too crazy.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 22, 2013 12:51 PM (VtjlW)

51 I would follow up by saying that some of these conspiracy theories are the fault of the attempted "crowd sourcing" in the first place.

Crowd sourcing found ~~what it would seem~~ the clearly wrong answer (fuck the hedging.)

But the fact that someone was able to cobble a potential truth (potential at the time, obviously not so much now) out of the chaos that is different than this pretty fucking obvious truth must mean conspiracy.

(Obviously it doesn't. It means there's no real wisdom of crowds.)

Posted by: tsrblke (work)[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 22, 2013 12:51 PM (Dcokn)

52 Too bad some of the bombers groupies couldn't have been standing close to his little package. Then we could hear them talk about how cute he is while they wheel around withoug legs or other body parts. The stupid, it burns. It also elected the Jug Eared Fuck. Posted by: maddogg at April 22, 2013 04:46 PM (OlN4e) If anything like that should happen to them in the future it will be DA MAN trying to shut their troof to power down.

Posted by: RWC at April 22, 2013 12:51 PM (fWAjv)

53 How did Dzhokhar Tsarnaev run over his brother when he has no driver's license? SO MANY HOLES!!

Posted by: Troy Crossley at April 22, 2013 12:51 PM (3+QKS)

54 Maybe in a few years, after Jahar has been released and become a college professor, he can found a national holiday like "Earth Day" (by murderer Ira Einhorn) or a cultural holiday like "Kwanzaa" (by toturer Maulana Karenga).
So many possibilities for this "kid".

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2013 12:52 PM (KqmXZ)

55 CoIntelPro Psyop !!

@50 is FBI !

Free the Owl!!

Posted by: Obsidian Owl Truthers at April 22, 2013 12:52 PM (EZl54)

56 More Hoser preempted terror updates in my sock. How novel. Arresting someone before they bomb the train.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2013 12:52 PM (mGBy8)

57 Kind of like 'Oswald was Framed!'

Of course people seem to forget that he also shot a cop, which led to his arrest in a movie theater.

Posted by: HH at April 22, 2013 12:52 PM (XXwdv)

58 It wasn't a Mercedes - it was a missile!!!!1!!11!1!!

Posted by: Amanda Palmer's Hairy Pits at April 22, 2013 12:52 PM (ggRof)

59 Look at the dopey brothers wife. Some white chick from New England now wearing a burqa. And her parents didn't know he was a bad guy. Even after he beat her.

I mean, dear God. Where do these people come from?

Posted by: Marcus at April 22, 2013 12:52 PM (GGCsk)

60 52 I buy into ace's post about moral peacock[suck]-ing. But my question is, why are we seeing so f-ing much of it now? I mean, I know the schools are bad re: indoctrination, but are we really THAT far gone into kneejerk contrarianism??? Man, stop the world, I want to get off. Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at April 22, 2013 04:51 PM (6VayU) ********* That is a really good question. The ability to find logical jury members might be progressively dwindling.

Posted by: tasker at April 22, 2013 12:53 PM (r2PLg)

61 People will be blaming the eight year old for standing near Zhokar's bomb.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 22, 2013 12:53 PM (2x+V2)

62 Hang'em and hang'em good.

Posted by: Ted Nugent at April 22, 2013 12:53 PM (Cs2tJ)

63 He's not in the hospital...

...he's been whisked away to a secret facility...

...on the dark side of the moon...

...using alien transporter technology...

...at Area 51...

...that we operate operate for our lizardoid slave masters...

...and he's being anal probed...

...with stainless steel rods...

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 22, 2013 12:53 PM (/gHaE)

64 Fortunately, a lot of these rocket scientists put tattoos on their faces. That gives others a quick warning sign when they approach. Maybe, that should be a requirement for roaming the streets freely - get the face-tat first.

Posted by: Roy at April 22, 2013 12:53 PM (VndSC)

65 The MIT cop was actually a replicant!!!!1!!11!1!!

Posted by: Amanda Palmer's Hairy Pits at April 22, 2013 12:53 PM (ggRof)

66 "How could anyone who went to school in Massachusetts hate America?"

This.

Will have to see if I can find the wire service report where they were interviewing neighbors of the older Tsarnaev.

One of those neighbors said that the killer would go off on long loud rants about how evil America is. And then the neighbor paused, and said, "But a lot of people in Cambridge talk that way."

Posted by: torquewrench at April 22, 2013 12:54 PM (gqT4g)

67 Am I the only one who was waiting for the Hellfire strike on the boat when they showed the FLIR image?

Posted by: Marcus at April 22, 2013 12:54 PM (GGCsk)

68 Why would the brothers put nails and shit in the pressure cooker when it voids the warranty? IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!!

Posted by: Troy Crossley at April 22, 2013 12:54 PM (3+QKS)

69 These people are "in the know." Unlike you. You bitter cretins are sheep who follow whatever the government says. Even governments you abhor like the Obama administration. That's how much "out of the know" you are. Though I would bet my house that these brainiacs wouldn't be touting the conspiracy line if the deranged Muslim had been a deranged Christian.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 22, 2013 12:54 PM (6H6o8)

The left just fell in love with Gary Gilmore too.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2013 12:54 PM (BAS5M)

71 I guess they just whipped those IED's together in the couple hours after the FBI shared those photos. It's just like making muffins really. Easily explainable.

Posted by: Dave S. at April 22, 2013 12:54 PM (Nsomq)

72 Deval Patrick and Menino framed a Muslim. Yeah... Sure...

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 22, 2013 12:54 PM (2x+V2)

73 They talk like a fag, and their shit's all retarded.

Posted by: jwpaine at April 22, 2013 12:55 PM (/lWM8)

74 "Look at the dopey brothers wife. Some white chick from New England now wearing a burqa. And her parents didn't know he was a bad guy. Even after he beat her. I mean, dear God. Where do these people come from?"

New England.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 22, 2013 12:55 PM (gqT4g)

75 The cache of bombs they start throwing at the police means nothing to them. Nor the video tape of him dropping the bag. And amateur Matlocks with their logical notions of shoulda-woulda-coulda prove with geometric logic that the obvious is the impossibe and the apparent is the fiction. They're not just low-information voters, they're low-information human beings, to whom their lack of intelligence, insight, or expertise is the proof of their authenticity to rule on the matters of the day.

Posted by: zsasz at April 22, 2013 12:55 PM (MMC8r)

76 Cute? A ruthless cold blooded bomber is cute because he has big brown eyes and floppy curls?

Well, yeah....if he was evil, he'd look like Dick Cheney.

Fucking teevee.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 22, 2013 12:55 PM (/kI1Q)

77 JeremiadBullfrog: "are we really THAT far gone into kneejerk contrarianism???" Well, that and comfortable denial: these people would rather believe in their alternative explanations than in reality. That plus intellectual self-flattery: I'm too smart to believe that mundane explanation all the sheeple fell for. I realize others have made these points better.

Posted by: JPS at April 22, 2013 12:55 PM (MM+Xu)

...and he's being anal probed...

...with stainless steel rods...

If only. Of course, he might enjoy that...

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 22, 2013 12:55 PM (Y7eFl)

79 ...I weep for the future.

Posted by: Jonathan Schmock at April 22, 2013 12:55 PM (ujrve)

80 59 More Hoser preempted terror updates in my sock. How novel. Arresting someone before they bomb the train. Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2013 04:52 PM (mGBy

____________ Did you see that highly sourced individual that said they were investigating them for a year!? Also the ages--30 and 35. Plus *if* one of them had a certain PhD--holy shit. That case is actually more scary than the Boston bombers. Also they are already willing to say ties with Al Qaeda elements in Iran.

Posted by: tasker at April 22, 2013 12:55 PM (r2PLg)

81 62Look at the dopey brothers wife. Some white chick from New England now wearing a burqa. And her parents didn't know he was a bad guy. Even after he beat her.

I mean, dear God. Where do these people come from?

Posted by: Marcus at April 22, 2013 04:52 PM (GGCsk)

Apparently he was never able to beat the stupid out of her. Still walking around in a tater sack.

Posted by: maddogg at April 22, 2013 12:55 PM (OlN4e)

82 So what's worse? Infowars saying the guilty kid is innocent or Glenn Beck saying the innocent kid is guilty?

Posted by: Extendo Man at April 22, 2013 12:55 PM (FdyW6)

83 I mean, dear God. Where do these people come from?

Posted by: Marcus at April 22, 2013 04:52 PM (GGCsk)

Northeastern liberals

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 22, 2013 12:55 PM (oBhEo)

32 My first thought: OH MY GOD THIS IS HORRIFIC WOMEN THINK HE'S HOT

--------------------------

Some of these idjits will be lining up to propose marriage to him. Count on it.

Posted by: Marybeth at April 22, 2013 12:56 PM (Ks0w4)

85 I freely announce and refuse to denounce myself that, "Why yes, I am an Islamophobe. I do fear and distrust all the people of this religion. In point of fact, I loathe moderate muslims who try to provide cover for the jihadists even more than the jihadists because they are enablers and because the refuse to pull their religious standards into this millennium."

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 22, 2013 12:56 PM (kXoT0)

Super. The skinny, big nosed, pothead, Balky looking jihadi can score more ass than I can*.

I think this is where I post the picture of the professor off of Futurama that says "I don't want to live in this world anymore"

*(granted, I would't want most of that ass from profile pics without at least a half bottle of whisky because standards and to hopefully kill off crabs, but still)

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 22, 2013 12:56 PM (t06LC)

I'm starting to understand now. Violence is evil. All these horrendous events are awful. We can all agree on that. Whether the attacks are made by knives or guns, in all cases, the MOST innocent lives are (or are would be) lost due to guns, which are far more efficient killers than knives. So it only makes sense to outlaw guns because either (1) they maximize the carnage that was done; or (2) even if they weren't used, the events would have been so much worse if guns HAD been used.

So it only makes sense not to have guns available at all.

Whooya! I'm getting it! I'm starting to understand the liberal thought process! Faux News delende est!

Sarc off/

Posted by: RM at April 22, 2013 12:56 PM (/Frlf)

88 I hate it that his name is Troy. Troy Donahue (pbuh), the most famous brother of our fraternity, is no doubt spinning in his grave.

Posted by: troyriser at April 22, 2013 12:56 PM (vtiE6)

89 Those videotapes are fakes. Look at the pixels, people. The pixels!!!!1!!11!1!!

Posted by: Amanda Palmer's Hairy Pits at April 22, 2013 12:56 PM (ggRof)

90 Announcement! To all who, in solidarity with oppressed people's everywhere, believe the surviving Boston bomber is innocent, was set-up by Israel, the United States or a malevolent unknown trans-national conspiracy, please report to North Korea. Free food will be served, along with endless free beer and women of easy virtue. Discussion groups will focus on the guilt and/or innocence of all parties.

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at April 22, 2013 12:56 PM (+GpbP)

91 Crockpots can't melt steel, so there.

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 22, 2013 12:56 PM (t06LC)

92 "How could anyone who went to school in Massachusetts hate America?"

MATT DAMON!

Posted by: Matt Damon at April 22, 2013 12:56 PM (/kI1Q)

93 /squinty eyes Ma'amsell Alex? I have a list. May I borrow the Ravage...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, no ampersand joke here at April 22, 2013 12:56 PM (fMiHM)

94 Hey guys...GUYS!! I'm over here. STAY. FOCUSED.

Posted by: mumia abu jamal at April 22, 2013 12:57 PM (jvd3N)

95 Pancake head Pancake head My brother has a Pancake Head Would you like the butter him? While he lies in the gutter, then Pour maple syrup upon his flat pate And serve him up on an IHOP plate Pancake head Pancake head My brother has a Pancake Head

Posted by: Dzhohkar the Poet at April 22, 2013 12:57 PM (j2lYi)

96 About the deodorant mind control conspiracy, which a relative of mine believed, at least they aren't talking.

Posted by: Baldy at April 22, 2013 12:57 PM (opS9C)

97 I don't take vacations. I don't sleep. I don't even take breaks. I'm here all day folks.

Posted by: Dunning-Kruger at April 22, 2013 12:57 PM (Nsomq)

98 Look, I guess we should not be surprised by women expressing attraction to this guy. Serial killers on death row have no trouble getting pen pals. They also manage to talk these stupid women into marrying them.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 22, 2013 12:58 PM (kXoT0)

99 Though I would bet my house that these brainiacs wouldn't be touting the conspiracy line if the deranged Muslim had been a deranged Christian.

Illuminati, secret Rosicrucian ceremonies, documents locked away in the Vatican archives, etc.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 22, 2013 12:58 PM (/gHaE)

100 I tend to be dubious of conspiracy-theorists who can't write a cogent sentence or use punctuation.

Posted by: zsasz at April 22, 2013 12:58 PM (MMC8r)

101 Eh, I thought both the boyz were very nice looking, not sure why that is such a big deal? The oohing and ahhing and salivating over them, yes, but mentioning that it's a shame such attractive guys were such monsters doesn't seem like a horrible thing to say to me.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2013 12:58 PM (wZbqz)

102 I hate it that his name is Troy. Troy Donahue (pbuh), the most famous brother of our fraternity, is no doubt spinning in his grave. Posted by: troyriser at April 22, 2013 04:56 PM (vtiE6)

But what about me?!?! Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such educational films as "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun" and "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer".

Posted by: Troy McClure[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 22, 2013 12:58 PM (sbV1u)

103 Explosives can't blow off legs, people!!!!!111!!

Posted by: Rosie O'Dumbass at April 22, 2013 12:58 PM (j2lYi)

104 Some of these idjits willbe lining up to propose marriage to him.

And he can accept four of them.

Richard Ramirez hardest hit.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 22, 2013 12:59 PM (/kI1Q)

105 torquewrench, #70: "One of those neighbors said that the killer would go off on long loud rants about how evil America is. And then the neighbor paused, and said, 'But a lot of people in Cambridge talk that way.'" Ugh. I lived there for eleven years. I don't like it when people suggest that everyone there, or even most people there, vilify the US (I remember a groundswell of sincere patriotism, even from self-styled sophisticates who felt slightly embarrassed of the feeling, after 9/11) - but it's certainly a sizeable minority, and you get less flak there for doing so than for expressing conservative viewpoints. Such was my experience at faculty dinners, anyway.

Posted by: JPS at April 22, 2013 12:59 PM (MM+Xu)

106 Drudge in the tank for the gang of 8 ?

Posted by: Ted Nugent at April 22, 2013 12:59 PM (Cs2tJ)

107 how many woman friends will johar make in the next few years?

Posted by: willow at April 22, 2013 12:59 PM (nqBYe)

108 Who hides in a boat? WHO HIDES IN A BOAT??????

Posted by: Troy Crossley at April 22, 2013 12:59 PM (3+QKS)

109 depending on his psych profile he is probably pissed at being denied his due praise by the fucknut idiot troofers...

Ace this nation is the world's largest open air insane asylum...

the rest of us are just here for the ride.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 22, 2013 01:00 PM (LRFds)

110 Posted by: Jonathan Schmock at April 22, 2013 04:55 PM (ujrve) Me, too.

Posted by: James Vallely at April 22, 2013 01:00 PM (MMC8r)

111 We need quick trials and executions. This shit has gotten old. The left and bleeding heart rightys oppose the DP and are trying to also abolish lwop, life, and any sentence over 15 years.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 22, 2013 01:00 PM (y2XjR)

112 One of those neighbors said that the killer would go off on long loud rants about how evil America is. And then the neighbor paused, and said, "But a lot of people in Cambridge talk that way."

Posted by: torquewrench at April 22, 2013 04:54 PM (gqT4g)

People sound like that at Harvard, Columbia, and the University of Chicago to. Not to mention the White House.

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 22, 2013 01:00 PM (t06LC)

113 Good night, people are stupid. My brother in law buys into a lot of this stuff (anti-vaxxer, contrails, secret Jesuit oaths require the Pope to try to kill all non-Catholics). I try not to talk to him anymore, but I'm interest to know if he's on board with this one.

Posted by: mikethegrate at April 22, 2013 01:00 PM (dHLuV)

114 113 Willow,

not as many as males will make him their friend...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 22, 2013 01:00 PM (LRFds)

115 those shots of the guys mutilated legs were faked, it was a legless guy already!

Posted by: willow at April 22, 2013 01:00 PM (nqBYe)

116 Who hides in a boat? WHO HIDES IN A BOAT?????? Posted by: Troy Crossley He was waiting for Global Warming to raise the sea level enough to float him.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, no ampersand joke here at April 22, 2013 01:00 PM (fMiHM)

117 *ahem* hey ladies, save some love for me. you remember me, right?

Posted by: lee boyd malvo at April 22, 2013 01:01 PM (KqmXZ)

118 It's a pussy goldmine!

Posted by: The Menendez Orphans at April 22, 2013 01:01 PM (BAS5M)

119 stop the world i'd like to jump off.

Posted by: willow at April 22, 2013 01:01 PM (nqBYe)

120 These conspiracy people need to be shunned and laughed at all the time. It's a mental illness and I don't think it is curable.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 22, 2013 01:01 PM (y2XjR)

121 I once had a guy tell me the US military flew the planes into the WTC. And the planes were empty of passengers. And they used demolition charges to collapse the building.

I told him I was there, close enough to see and survived. And that now was not the time for discussion, it was a time for some throat punching.

The combination of him moving away and my family standing between us saved his life.

Posted by: Marcus at April 22, 2013 01:01 PM (GGCsk)

122 False. You have not adequately proven that your fear is 'irrational'. Quite to the contrary, in fact.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at April 22, 2013 04:57 PM (tWmgi)

I never said it was irrational. It is perfectly rational to distrust a group of people who are taught from the cradle that infidels are worthy only of death--since by their terms, I am an infidel. What is irrational is the annual diversity crap that I have to study at work on pain of firing. You know the crap that says all cultures have value?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 22, 2013 01:01 PM (kXoT0)

123

90 I freely announce and refuse to denounce myself that, "Why yes, I am an Islamophobe. I do fear and distrust all the people of this religion. In point of fact, I loathe moderate muslims who try to provide cover for the jihadists even more than the jihadists because they are enablers and because the refuse to pull their religious standards into this millennium."

Posted by: Sherry McEvil

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I don't even think of Islam as a real religion, Sherry.

It's more like a system of government, cloaked as a religion.

Islam encourages it's followers to Lie and Kill People...and sanctions it.

How can you trust anyone who is a member of something like this?

Posted by: wheatie at April 22, 2013 01:01 PM (T1BD9)

124

The stooped is strong in them. They make Amanda Palmer look bright. Nothing better than a "truther" going on another cause.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 22, 2013 01:02 PM (+riEG)

125 WHO HIDES IN A BOAT???

*ahem*

Posted by: Noah at April 22, 2013 01:02 PM (/gHaE)

126 ...the Jews are behind this...and I'm on their trail -- BAM!!!

Posted by: David Sirota at April 22, 2013 01:02 PM (ujrve)

127 Ace this nation is the world's largest open air insane asylum..the rest of us are just here for the ride. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 22, 2013 05:00 PM (LRFds)

I said about that much to my wife last night.

But.....normal people will only take so much shit. Being told this kid is some poor, misunderstood soul is a stop right down that road. When people have have enough, the preference cascade will fix it in a hurry.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 22, 2013 01:02 PM (sbV1u)

128 HEY TROY! BACK THE FUCK OFF!!

THIS IS MY GIG!

I WILL CUT YOU, YOU STUPID FUCK!!!

Posted by: Amanda Palmer at April 22, 2013 01:02 PM (WCe8r)

129 I freely announce and refuse to denounce myself that, "Why yes, I am an Islamophobe. I do fear and distrust all the people of this religion. In point of fact, I loathe moderate muslims who try to provide cover for the jihadists even more than the jihadists because they are enablers and because the refuse to pull their religious standards into this millennium." ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This. Times a brazillion.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2013 01:02 PM (GFM2b)

130 113how many woman friends will johar make in the next few years?

Posted by: willow at April 22, 2013 04:59 PM (nqBYe)

If they put him in the general prison population he's gonna need a tourniquet to hold his shit in.

Posted by: maddogg at April 22, 2013 01:02 PM (OlN4e)

131 Stick a fork in this country, it's done.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 22, 2013 01:02 PM (l3vZN)

132

They almost had me thinking something was up when they allowed Jokar to flee the scene of the first shoot out.

Not really, but I'm still scratching my head about that one.

All I can picture is all the cop cars crashing into each other like in The Blues Brothers.

Posted by: polynikes at April 22, 2013 01:03 PM (m2CN7)

133 132 David Sirota,

and YOU can't handle THIS er ME! *BAM!*

//David Sirota's Pointed Finger

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 22, 2013 01:03 PM (LRFds)

134 OT: Tamerlan was Mr Mom, watching their child... His widow supposedly worked 70-80 hours a week, 7 days a week, per her lawyer...

Posted by: Baldy at April 22, 2013 01:03 PM (opS9C)

135 I put a 150 grain .30-06 bullet in a 700 pound elk at the shoulder. Left a trail of blood over .3 miles. And by trail, I mean, one or two spots smaller than a dime every 10 to 15 feet. But, he was damned near dead and not inclined to move anymore by the time I got to him.

Yeah, blood--being kind of important to life and all--means the organism takes great effort to keep it inside. Even if everything is FUBAR.

You know where blood sprays out all cartoonishy and covers everything? In fiction, not real life.

I've had a couple of large, stitches required wounds opened suddenly in my lifetime. Every time it's: 1)Whoa, is that bone? Seems kinds deep. 2) Better get some pressure on that. 3) Oh, there's the blood. 4) Ok, now that hurts.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 22, 2013 01:03 PM (VjL9S)

136 Bees!

Posted by: the truth is out there at April 22, 2013 01:03 PM (EZl54)

137 Ma'amsell Alex? I have a list. May I borrow the Ravage...? Posted by: Brother Cavil, no ampersand joke here at April 22, 2013 04:56 PM (fMiHM) Sure! Be sure to clean out the muck from the flamethrower holsters before returning them.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 22, 2013 01:03 PM (VtjlW)

138

Hey Dzhohkar,

You can blow up my vagina anytime.

Posted by: A. Palmer at April 22, 2013 01:03 PM (t06LC)

139

WHO HIDES IN A BOAT???

*ahem*

Posted by: The Little Men at April 22, 2013 01:03 PM (BAS5M)

140 Who bombs an event where the participants can run you down? IT DOESN'T ADD UP!!

Posted by: Troy Crossley at April 22, 2013 01:03 PM (3+QKS)

141 Oh come ON! If you are going to advance a conspiracy, please, make it a sane and plausible one.
To wit :
These guys come from Chechnya where the police are corrupt and the government is corrupt. So here they are watching TV when the government says they are the Mad Boston Bombers. How would you react? Hire a lawyer, call a press conference and deny any involvement?

So of course you are going to arm up, and run for your life, try to shoot your way out. Right? Right? Evidence? Planted!

What, you mean you would surrender to the KGB and expect a fair trial?
geeeze...it's obvious, you guys.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 22, 2013 01:03 PM (YGsTY)

142 "We need quick trials and executions."

Even this Administrations inept and corrupt DoJ should be thinking this case has to be fast tracked, it doesn't do this country any good dragging it out for years.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 22, 2013 01:03 PM (Fz2C7)

143 Dick in a Boat.

Posted by: tasker at April 22, 2013 01:03 PM (r2PLg)

144 113 how many woman friends will johar make in the next few years?

Posted by: willow at April 22, 2013 04:59 PM (nqBYe)

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Hopefully he'll meet 72 non-existent virgins soon after the verdict, or before.

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 22, 2013 01:04 PM (BVkEs)

145 My first thought: OH MY GOD THIS IS HORRIFIC WOMEN THINK HE'S HOT Twenty years ago, Ted Bundy would kill them.

Posted by: James Vallely at April 22, 2013 01:04 PM (MMC8r)

146 You should see the cat fights these women have over these losers on death row.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 22, 2013 01:04 PM (y2XjR)

147 My assumption that people are basically good is starting to seem misplaced.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at April 22, 2013 01:04 PM (+wxCD)

148 When people have have enough, the preference cascade will fix it in a hurry. Except certain parties have been rigging it for decades to cascade the other way. Yep. We's fooked.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, no ampersand joke here at April 22, 2013 01:04 PM (fMiHM)

149 133 Sean Bannion,

God knows I hope so...of course I would have bet every dollar I made in Giggle's first reign he would not get a second...

I am so very seriously wanting off the roller coaster.

They pass amnesty I am altering my area of observation you know?

At that point the game becomes survival mode.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 22, 2013 01:04 PM (LRFds)

150 149 Dick in a Boat.

Posted by: tasker at April 22, 2013 05:03 PM (r2PLg)

WHERE???

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 22, 2013 01:05 PM (ujrve)

151 My assumption that people are basically good is starting to seem misplaced. Posted by: Eaton Cox Welcome to the party, pal! (Original Sin--it's not just for religion anymore!)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, no ampersand joke here at April 22, 2013 01:05 PM (fMiHM)

152 Islam encourages it's followers to Lie and Kill People...and sanctions it.
How can you trust anyone who is a member of something like this?

Posted by: wheatie at April 22, 2013 05:01 PM (T1BD9)

Is there a problem here Comrade?

Posted by: Communism at April 22, 2013 01:05 PM (t06LC)

153 This is for all those truthers out there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcQcA8BGpS4

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 22, 2013 01:05 PM (SzAZ7)

154 You know the crap that says all cultures have value? Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 22, 2013 05:01 PM (kXoT0)

Well...they don't all have equal value.

And that's really the point.

As soon as the diversity trainers come up with a good defense of female genital mutilation, or why the Muslim world lack the ability to come up with a new idea - any new idea - since the 7th century, then they will be on the verge of having a point.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 22, 2013 01:05 PM (sbV1u)

155 OK, it's a big government plot. Our administration is so scary competent that they can make people vanish without a trace after an explosion. And you want to keep poking that bear.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 22, 2013 01:05 PM (U+O64)

156 Hey, i hid in a trunk. that's as cool as a boat, amiright, ladies?

Posted by: lee boyd malvo at April 22, 2013 01:05 PM (KqmXZ)

157 These are public school products. You get what you pay for. By the way, I denounce myself for not homeschooling my children.

Posted by: Simon Jester at April 22, 2013 01:05 PM (EhSF0)

158 Marcus, He probably went home and explained to Himself, You are also a govt agent or a robot just hanging around People to make it appear 9-11 was for realzie, but he'll never fall for it because somewhere on the internet his theory is proven.

Posted by: willow at April 22, 2013 01:05 PM (nqBYe)

159 Skandia Recluse, #147: Too logical. Too compelling to those of us who don't spin anti-Occam's-Razor (i.e., should be as ornate as possible) theories as a form of mental wanking.

Posted by: JPS at April 22, 2013 01:06 PM (MM+Xu)

160 You know, they could just blame it on robots. You can make any theory work if you just blame it on robots.

Posted by: zsasz at April 22, 2013 01:06 PM (MMC8r)

161 >Hopefully he'll meet 72 non-existent virgins soon after the verdict, or before.<

Uh, where he is going for the next few years, he get's to play the role of "virgin".

Posted by: Marcus at April 22, 2013 01:06 PM (GGCsk)

162 It couldn't be NASA they were ragging on - NASA is all into muslim outreach.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 22, 2013 01:06 PM (HrBwt)

163 *That is, unless his brother had him.

Posted by: Marcus at April 22, 2013 01:06 PM (GGCsk)

164 One account I read it was a different woman that Tamerlan beat up,not his wife.The wife and he had a "on again,off again" relationship according to friends.

Posted by: steevy at April 22, 2013 01:06 PM (9XBK2)

165 Look, I guess we should not be surprised by women expressing attraction to this guy. Serial killers on death row have no trouble getting pen pals. They also manage to talk these stupid women into marrying them.

There's a pretty good chance he ends up in federal supermax. 23 hours of lockdown a day in a small private cell, no visitation.

Forever.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 22, 2013 01:06 PM (SY2Kh)

166 157 149 Dick in a Boat. Posted by: tasker at April 22, 2013 05:03 PM (r2PLg) WHERE??? Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 22, 2013 05:05 PM (ujrve) __________ I think you're gonna have to mud wrestle that Palmer chick for the-- first mate--position.

Posted by: tasker at April 22, 2013 01:07 PM (r2PLg)

167 My assumption that people are basically good is starting to seem misplaced.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at April 22, 2013 05:04 PM (+wxCD)

Yeah. We aren't. Tragic view of humanity. That's what seperates us from the socialists. We know you can't perfect humanity and great evil lies in wait for trying.

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 22, 2013 01:07 PM (t06LC)

168 Bees! Posted by: the truth is out there at April 22, 2013 05:03 PM (EZl54) Annnnd utterly obligatory - http://youtu.be/-1GadTfGFvU

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 22, 2013 01:07 PM (VtjlW)

169 Here's a good example of a nutter: http://goo.gl/ESTiY Catherine Tate, a brit comedian, does some great skits about these women.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 22, 2013 01:07 PM (y2XjR)

170 @161: As soon as the diversity trainers come up with a good defense of female genital mutilation

I have read justification (such as it is) using the arguments of "It's their culture, who are we to judge?" and "Jews and Christians have their boys circumcised!"

I want a tree shredder, an open field and a few hours of isolation with these people.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 22, 2013 01:07 PM (U+O64)

171 ahem *clears throat*

BOOOoooOOOoooOooOOooOOOOOoOOOOOSHHH !!!!11!!!

Posted by: 53% at April 22, 2013 01:07 PM (EZl54)

172 Craig, uh hmm, but the amanda's of the world will write odes to him until they meet up in the after thing.

Posted by: willow at April 22, 2013 01:07 PM (nqBYe)

173 Please. Everybody knows it was Global Warming that caused these explosions. It's settled science.

Posted by: john Kerry at April 22, 2013 01:07 PM (KqmXZ)

174 Not really, but I'm still scratching my head aboutthat one. All I can picture is all the cop cars crashing into each other like in TheBlues Brothers. Filling cop cars full of lead & tossing bombs at them might just make them drive funny.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2013 01:08 PM (GFM2b)

175 There's a pretty good chance he ends up in federal supermax. 23 hours of lockdown a day in a small private cell, no visitation.

Forever.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 22, 2013 05:06 PM (SY2Kh)

He will have to marry his hand.

Posted by: maddogg at April 22, 2013 01:08 PM (OlN4e)

176 There's a pretty good chance he ends up in federal supermax. 23 hours of lockdown a day in a small private cell, no visitation. Forever. Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 22, 2013 05:06 PM (SY2Kh) ************ *tears*

Posted by: Prison Bubba Lover at April 22, 2013 01:08 PM (r2PLg)

177 >>>I mean, dear God. Where do these people come from?

Oceania where inconvenient facts find a home in the memory hole, and all contradictions can be double thought away.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at April 22, 2013 01:08 PM (0q2P7)

178 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?!!
(Brought to you by Hillary!2016)

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 22, 2013 01:08 PM (KqmXZ)

179 i can hear the msm now: was his attempt to end his life really just a cry for help?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, taking the Bible waaaayyyy too seriously at April 22, 2013 01:09 PM (t+B9n)

180

What was the last thing to go through his older brother's mind? A Firestone P235 R15.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 22, 2013 01:10 PM (+riEG)

181 185 Hillary Clinton,

None dear, none at ALL.

//SMOD '16-this time I won't miss

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 22, 2013 01:10 PM (LRFds)

182 Wasn't it a running gag four or five years ago here to link to some women in prison pen pal site? I think I remember that.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 22, 2013 01:10 PM (Fz2C7)

183 I don't think I can take any more of the insanity. I mean, practically everything y'all are talking about makes me want to throat-punch people. With a car. It's not just that it's impossible for a sane person to understand, it's that these people are basically Mouseketeers for Evil. It's *beyond* insane, it's insanity in service of an existential threat. What do you do with evil like that?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 22, 2013 01:10 PM (qyfb5)

184 99 Hey guys...GUYS!! I'm over here. STAY. FOCUSED.

Posted by: mumia abu jamal at April 22, 2013 04:57 PM (jvd3N)

------------

You're so yesterday's news, bud. Face it: Tsarnaev is the new hotness for chic liberal women.

Posted by: Marybeth at April 22, 2013 01:10 PM (Ks0w4)

185 No one is locked up "forever" in supermax. It depends on your behavior. Eventually, they can earn more privileges and be transferred to general pop, less restrictive facilities, and get a job.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 22, 2013 01:10 PM (y2XjR)

186 Did these idiots going "where's the blood?" Account for blood that would end up on victims and bystanders? I bet they didn't so they will soon be moving on to evolve their conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 22, 2013 01:10 PM (bKcyy)

187 Filling cop cars full of lead & tossing bombs at them might just make them drive funny.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2013 05:08 PM (GFM2b)

That was the initial chase and shoot out. Jokar drove out of there by himself and using his brother as a speed bump.

Posted by: polynikes at April 22, 2013 01:11 PM (m2CN7)

188 On the popular photo-sharing network, @Freejaharheda posts a tinted photo of Tsarnaev declaring his innocence; disbelievers Â“are NASA, GOVERMENT , CSI, NSI, ARMY etc. It is those who is dealing with satan.Â” "Miss Duquense, please put your photoshopping skills to use, we need to frame these two, *puts sunglasses on* we are in a pressure cooker of a situtation." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knnwIMXuj1U

Posted by: Horatio Caine at April 22, 2013 01:11 PM (Zd/NW)

189 It certainly was a cry for help. Fucker was a shitty shot. Needed some help there.

Posted by: Simon Jester at April 22, 2013 01:11 PM (EhSF0)

190 Imma bet ole' Troy ain't an MIT student.

Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at April 22, 2013 01:11 PM (aA2hG)

191 I don't even think of Islam as a real religion, Sherry.

It's more like a system of government, cloaked as a religion.

Islam encourages it's followers to Lie and Kill People...and sanctions it.
How can you trust anyone who is a member of something like this?
Posted by: wheatie at April 22, 2013 05:01 PM (T1BD9)

Right, I had a lot of general knowledge about Islam pre 9/11, but, after 9/11, I decided to educate myself about it so that I could make informed decisions about it. I did not like what I found out. Just one example, the Mecca versus Medina verses, which contradict each other. When Islam needs to hide behind the title, Religion of Peace, they point to verses written at Mecca, but, they follow the Medina verses, which were written later, which are not about peace. Sophistry at its finest. Example two: Islam teaches that women have only half a soul and are little better than apes. Upon arising each morning, a Muslim male gives thanks to Allah that he was not born a woman. I could go on, but, the point is, Islam is rarely what it tries to make non-believers think it is.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 22, 2013 01:12 PM (kXoT0)

192 B-but CHEMTRAILS! /truther-tard

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 22, 2013 01:12 PM (KCvsd)

193

Wow...Greg Gutfeld is en fuego today, on The Five.

He is verbalizing, what many of us have been saying...

"Instead of that picture they keep showing of Dzhohkar...they should be showing a picture of Dog Shit!"

"Islam has an army of people here, recruiting soldiers. ...The Marathon site was a battlefield. ...We are fools if we don't treat it that way."

Posted by: wheatie at April 22, 2013 01:12 PM (T1BD9)

194 186 PHXGrl,

I love the fact they keep trying to press the notion he is "White"...uh "yeah" I guess but not to get all "racial" although it is in the end "against us" but the idea he can stunt double for my son is "funny'...

of course only in America do Koreans. Chinese, and Japanese all self-identify in one tribe....

"let me off the ride"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 22, 2013 01:12 PM (LRFds)

195 **shifts eyes right and left**

Posted by: crab people at April 22, 2013 01:12 PM (codCi)

196 192 Waldo Truth,

a nice same sex marriage....a few pet bugs...

"the high life"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 22, 2013 01:13 PM (LRFds)

197 It just never occurs to these idiots that, if what they say were actually true, they would not be free for very long after they say them.....

Posted by: wiserbud at April 22, 2013 01:13 PM (WCe8r)

198 190 Mero,

as I said yesterday you rally the good to leave it...and if it will not allow you to leave it you remove it.

None of this is rocket surgery.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 22, 2013 01:14 PM (LRFds)

199 Eventually, they can earn more privileges and be transferred to general pop, less restrictive facilities, and get a job. Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 22, 2013 05:10 PM (y2XjR) For example, as a Columbia University professor.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 22, 2013 01:14 PM (qyfb5)

200 I mean, Mein Gott, it took 72 hours. You can fake a lot of video in 72 hours, you know. --------------------------------------------------------- Mein Gott acele..... you just have to have some of that Joooo blood in ya. Who uses the phrase Mein Gott anymore except for Joooooish people, over the age of 77, down in Miami Beach or Aventura?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 22, 2013 01:14 PM (jucos)

201 All you wingers rushing to judgement need to just get over you Fear Of The Other (tm) already. He's just a kid, a puppy, even. Brainwashed by his brother.

Yeah...that's the ticket!

Posted by: Joan Walsh at April 22, 2013 01:14 PM (KqmXZ)

202 Beck is far, far less out there than people saying that the whole thing never happened.

Posted by: zsasz at April 22, 2013 01:14 PM (MMC8r)

203 It certainly was a cry for help. Fucker was a shitty shot. Needed some help there.

Posted by: Simon Jester at April 22, 2013 05:11 PM........As Foghorn Leghorn used to say. You're goin about it all wrong son. Loser couldn't even kill himself correctly.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 22, 2013 01:14 PM (+riEG)

204 His suicide attempt was a cry for help. He reeeeally needed some driving lessons.

Posted by: Simon Jester at April 22, 2013 01:15 PM (EhSF0)

205

I don't even think of Islam as a real religion, Sherry.

It's more like a system of government, cloaked as a religion.

-----------

I call it a chameleon - it is whatever it needs to be - a race, a religion, a culture, a government . . .

Your head could spin trying to keep up with it

Posted by: Marybeth at April 22, 2013 01:15 PM (Ks0w4)

206 192 No one is locked up "forever" in supermax. It depends on your behavior. Eventually, they can earn more privileges and be transferred to general pop, less restrictive facilities, and get a job. Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 22, 2013 05:10 PM (y2XjR) Don't think he will be getting a job, I think he will be giving a lot of jobs.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 22, 2013 01:16 PM (Zd/NW)

207 Truthers are immune to logic and reason. It is how losers try to cope with being losers. Except for that chemtrail thing. It is totally real, you guys.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 22, 2013 01:16 PM (SzAZ7)

208 They should check each brothers butthole and see who was cornholing who.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 22, 2013 01:17 PM (y2XjR)

209 ....which of course ties the Illuminati , the Obama-Soros Complex, the House of Saud and the FEMA camps into one tight little package ending the America we knew and replacing it with something else entirely.

*deep, sigh*

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Goldline!

Posted by: Glenn Beck at April 22, 2013 01:17 PM (EZl54)

210 When Dzhohkar was asked about the allegations of him being setup. His response was "Nuuuhhh Grrriizzzzz, Muuuur Grrrruuuuul."

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 22, 2013 01:18 PM (+riEG)

211 Oh, yeah. He's hot, alright.

Posted by: Bubba, Cell block 3 at April 22, 2013 01:18 PM (MMC8r)

212 The young one was cornholed the traditional way; the older one got cornholed by and SUV.

Posted by: Simon Jester at April 22, 2013 01:18 PM (EhSF0)

213 I don't think I can take any more of the insanity.

I mean, practically everything y'all are talking about makes me want to throat-punch people. With a car.

It's not just that it's impossible for a sane person to understand, it's that these people are basically Mouseketeers for Evil.

It's *beyond* insane, it's insanity in service of an existential threat.

What do you do with evil like that?
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I tend to support the "it's because every kid's show these days goes out of it's way to portray the bad guys as merely misunderstood people who will be reformed by the goodness of the protagonist by the end of the show" theory.

I mean, I read Old Yeller, Where the Red Fern Grows and didn't care that Bambi's mom got shot.

Today, everyone gets all weepy over some contrived ASPCA commercial shilling for a few bucks; "take my money, make the bad stuff go away!"

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 22, 2013 01:18 PM (VjL9S)

214 You know what makes me hot? An 8 year old boy riddled with shrapnel. That's what.

Posted by: Amanda Palmer at April 22, 2013 01:19 PM (SzAZ7)

215 As soon as the diversity trainers come up with a good defense of female genital mutilation, or why the Muslim world lack the ability to come up with a new idea - any new idea - since the 7th century, then they will be on the verge of having a point.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 22, 2013 05:05 PM (sbV1u)

Yep, another hideous thing that Liberals just gloss over as, "Well, it is their culture."

Female genital mutilation is intended to make sex extremely painful and almost impossible for women so that they will be chaste. Some of the practices are so extreme, that a bride must literally be sliced open by a female relative just before she is deflowered by her husband.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, FLLDFC Gangstette Wily Wench at April 22, 2013 01:20 PM (kXoT0)

216 as I said yesterday you rally the good to leave it...and if it will not allow you to leave it you remove it. None of this is rocket surgery. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 22, 2013 05:14 PM (LRFds) Anywhere in the world where there are people, there are stupid and crazy people. And if there aren't now, there will be. You can't "leave" people. They will be there. They will move there. They will be your children and grandchildren. We tried to build a system that had built-in defenses against that kind of thing, but it was sabotaged. The answer is to attack the sabotage and build better defenses. Changing your zip code is the essence of a temporary solution. Crazy will not only follow you, it will probably be there waiting for you.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 22, 2013 01:20 PM (qyfb5)

217 224 Mero,

"There's an app for that."

//Hernan Cortez

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 22, 2013 01:21 PM (LRFds)

218 In the good old days before blogs and facebook, I didn't have to think about how stupid so many people are. Now, they broadcast it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 22, 2013 01:22 PM (HrBwt)

219 GOLD!!

Posted by: G Gordon Liddy at April 22, 2013 01:23 PM (jucos)

220 The left just fell in love with Gary Gilmore too. Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2013 04:54 PM

I read "The Executioner's Song" years ago. I felt sorry for the clerk at the motel and the gas station guy. They couldn't shoot Gilmore enough to suit me.

Posted by: huerfano at April 22, 2013 01:24 PM (bAGA/)

221 What's a guy gotta do to get some love around here? I sent a ricin-laced letter to Obama, man. Way cooler than a pressure cooker bomb, and I can sing, too.
Hello? Anybody listening to me?

Posted by: Ricin Elvis Impersonator at April 22, 2013 01:24 PM (KqmXZ)

222 I have a family member who's all into the whole chemtrails etc. fluoride is an attempt to keep the population docile etc. Idiot stoner never met a conspiracy theory he didn't buy hook line and sinker.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 22, 2013 01:25 PM (+riEG)

223 The Wired article was written by famed human weapon Sprncer Ackerman, who wants to throw conservatives through a plate glass window. Speaking of brain dead shit posted on the Internet by losers.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at April 22, 2013 01:29 PM (k7uUR)

224

He will have to marry his hand.

Hey, he can marry both hands. Polygamy!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 22, 2013 01:31 PM (+z4pE)

225 run juice run

Posted by: X at April 22, 2013 01:34 PM (KHo8t)

226 John C. Dvorak (the tech writer) and Adam Curry (The former MTV VJ) are all into this trutherism too and both are 9/11 truthers laso.

Posted by: chad98036 at April 22, 2013 01:37 PM (gYowz)

227 You know why some people are rallying to Zokar? Because he's good-looking. If he looked like Mohammed Atta, he would not be getting this level of support. It's mostly chicks defending him I'd bet.

Posted by: gp at April 22, 2013 01:41 PM (mk9aG)

228 You know, that Coast to Coast show is filled with people like this. Including the host.

I wish someone would buy that production company and start doing scary interviews with experts on jihad and anti-American democrats. They could stick in aliens every once in a while, as long as they made them democrats.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 22, 2013 01:44 PM (GoIUi)

229 He had to have the IED's because it's so hard to buy/steal as many guns as you really need when you're being chased by the police for no good reason.

Posted by: OCBill at April 22, 2013 01:47 PM (Mj+FA)

230 You know the crap that says all cultures have value?

It's like math. Some cultures have a positive value, some have a negative.

Posted by: Nicholas Kristof at April 22, 2013 01:58 PM (4WhSY)

231 I made a joke about the freejahar movement a few days ago. It took them 24 hours to make it a reality.

*sigh*

Posted by: PJ at April 22, 2013 02:09 PM (ZWaLo)

232

"Hey, you got your functional illiteracy in my 15 minutes of fame!"

/JarJar Tsarnaev

"Hey, you got your 15 minutes of fame in my functional illiteracy!"

/Troy Crossley

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 22, 2013 02:32 PM (pxDth)

233 Conspiracies never get the time stamps right. It's a dead giveaway. Tell them to check the time stamps!!!! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE TIME STAMPS!!!1!!

Posted by: Phinn at April 22, 2013 02:39 PM (HINxj)

234 It baffles me, that these scumbags speak this shit in public, and no one justs beats the shit out of them until they beg to die.

Sad

Posted by: KenH at April 22, 2013 02:47 PM (XwuXu)

235 Not to poop on your party, but I keep seeing a lot of rightwing folks claiming that the Obama administration is protecting this scumbag, especially on HotAir. And whats up with Glenn Beck? Seems loonies are on all sides, eh?

Posted by: Fnord at April 22, 2013 02:49 PM (MNyMW)

236 * * * We need the death penalty here, OR... ***

NO. If you execute him, THEN he will have sex with more wives than any free man. Remember the 72 virgins...

Posted by: perturbed at April 22, 2013 03:35 PM (lesAq)

237

How many newborn boys will be named after these fucks?

Posted by: Rats Alley at April 22, 2013 04:19 PM (7yx0r)

238 It's the norm for 20 somethings to discount *anything* any authority says is true. They just have a better platform to "discuss" things is all.

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at April 22, 2013 09:08 PM (bdged)

239 We know he's innocent because they're claiming he was involved in several gun fights in a state with gun laws. Explain how that could be.

Posted by: YT at April 23, 2013 08:53 AM (a+f9r)

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