May 16, 2013

Official White House Account Now Trolling Opponents
— Ace

Remember, as Ron Elving said, these scandals have hurt Obama's "fondest dreams" of bipartisanship.





Posted by: Ace at 11:24 AM | Comments (430)
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1 I have an idea. Tell Jeff B. when you see him.

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 16, 2013 11:25 AM (UypUQ)

2 The law is an ass.

Posted by: irright at May 16, 2013 11:26 AM (8GKDa)

3 So? Repeal. It.

Posted by: DocJ at May 16, 2013 11:27 AM (A5uiv)

4 President Hector.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 11:27 AM (fx7EL)

5 As the name implies.

Posted by: irright at May 16, 2013 11:27 AM (8GKDa)

6 The nanny nanny boo boo and chief

Posted by: notsomsm at May 16, 2013 11:27 AM (/sbgO)

7 Why is the fucking patriarchy trying to limit me to three fucking words?

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at May 16, 2013 11:27 AM (bAGA/)

8 Using all those pens makes the result look like some dickweed suffering from DTs signed the thing.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 16, 2013 11:27 AM (irlNU)

9 It's the law. And therefore it must work. Perfect encapsulation of liberal philosophy/wishcasting.

Posted by: wte9 at May 16, 2013 11:27 AM (B7VmV)

10 Its the law like real id is the law .

Posted by: NWConservative at May 16, 2013 11:27 AM (RMw2J)

11 I thought I was going to be first, oh well . The White House is full of trolls,

Posted by: CarolT at May 16, 2013 11:27 AM (5V+hM)

12 It's. A. Failure.

Posted by: DocJ at May 16, 2013 11:28 AM (A5uiv)

13 Anyone else relishing the chance next year to tell the IRS to "Go Fuck Yourself" on the section asking for proof of h. insurance?

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 16, 2013 11:28 AM (UypUQ)

14 In other words.....

I. WON. BITCHES.

Posted by: Baroke Owebama at May 16, 2013 11:28 AM (xmcEQ)

15

What a petty, petty man. 

 

Or is it OFA running the twitter feed?  I'm losing track.

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 16, 2013 11:28 AM (tVWQB)

16 It. Doesn't. Work.

(Yeah, I could do this all f***ing day)

Posted by: DocJ at May 16, 2013 11:28 AM (A5uiv)

17 I wonder how high up the chain that particular tweet came from...

Obama? Carney? or some "low-level staffer" in the Signals Office? The Official White House Account has to be monitored by someone physical...


Posted by: Drumwaster at May 16, 2013 11:29 AM (aYeLo)

18 So is not immigrating to the U.S. without permission.

Posted by: irright at May 16, 2013 11:29 AM (8GKDa)

19 This mind numb cult of Obama, has no intention of following our laws. It's about moving their cult leaders adjenda forward.

Posted by: tony redenzo at May 16, 2013 11:29 AM (Vodnq)

20 OwebamaCare in 3 words:

Suck. My. Dick.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 16, 2013 11:29 AM (xmcEQ)

21 What a petty, petty man.

Or is it OFA running the twitter feed? I'm losing track.

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 16, 2013 03:28 PM (tVWQB)


Probably turned over to that PR firm hired to promote the law.

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 16, 2013 11:29 AM (UypUQ)

22 he's.a.shitass.

Posted by: phil at May 16, 2013 11:29 AM (lB/5N)

23 #ObamaCareInThreeWords


Tax.  You.  More.

Posted by: EC at May 16, 2013 11:29 AM (GQ8sn)

24 I've posted this here before, but I've been thinking of it again lately. I remember a dinner with my faculty colleagues and a visiting professor from U-Minn, not long after the Paul Wellstone funeral. One of my colleagues asked about the booing of a Republican speaker. He was convinced this had been made up by the Right to make liberals look bad. And our guest said, "No. I was there. Of course we booed them. We hate them." I think that's pretty much the tone of the whole Obama administration.

Posted by: JPS at May 16, 2013 11:30 AM (g11mv)

25 Dred Scott. It's. The. Law.

Posted by: Justice Taney at May 16, 2013 11:30 AM (3XLNw)

26 Obamacare in 3 words : Fuck You America!

Posted by: The White House at May 16, 2013 11:30 AM (4cRnj)

27 I was HACKED!!!

Posted by: Barky Milhous O'Genius at May 16, 2013 11:30 AM (8ZskC)

28 It's been trolling for awhile.

http://is.gd/1pcWOr

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 16, 2013 11:30 AM (ZKzrr)

29 I have three words for Obama.

Posted by: dantesed at May 16, 2013 11:30 AM (vF+kM)

30 Fag signature  cheese-dick.


This law will fall apart.  No-one knows what the fuck it is  or how it  will  even work.

Posted by: eleven at May 16, 2013 11:30 AM (KXm42)

31 That's really what his signature looks like?  What a douche.

Posted by: arminius at May 16, 2013 11:30 AM (cDnhR)

32 Posted by: Drumwaster at May 16, 2013 03:29 PM (aYeLo) No one knows anything at the Whitehouse. Obama is going to find out next Friday that he sent this tweet.

Posted by: NWConservative at May 16, 2013 11:30 AM (RMw2J)

33
So does this explain the sudden infestation of stupid trolls repeating the same stupid shit?

Posted by: YIKES! at May 16, 2013 11:31 AM (mETGQ)

34 We. Know. Better.

Posted by: Barky Milhous O'Genius at May 16, 2013 11:31 AM (8ZskC)

35 Moar Death Panels

Posted by: The White House at May 16, 2013 11:31 AM (4cRnj)

36 We. Are. Fucked.

Posted by: Gaff at May 16, 2013 11:31 AM (jPS2y)

37 Remember, if you rotate that signature 90 degrees counterclockwise the "B" looks like a ballsack, the "O" is the head, and the "ma" is what's drizzling out.  I'm going to guess he was thinking of Reggie when he signed it.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2013 11:31 AM (B/VB5)

38

It's the "law".  The "law" I pick and choose to enforce that serves my purposes to fundamentally transform this country.

 

So there.

Posted by: President Choombama at May 16, 2013 11:31 AM (YOWAW)

39 Also, the genius who wrote it forgot that "it's" counts as two words.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 11:31 AM (fx7EL)

40 Go.Fuck.Yourself.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 16, 2013 11:31 AM (+2ftM)

41

Jugeared Piece of Shit. wait--

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 16, 2013 11:31 AM (hC80d)

42

Obama's Administration in 3 words

 

NOT MY FAULT!

Posted by: rd at May 16, 2013 11:32 AM (D+lxs)

43   Why is it only us dumb schmucks  are expected to follow and obey law?

I think all the citizens should Demand  our Lawmakers  also Have to follow the same laws.


Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 11:32 AM (nqBYe)

44 Suck. My. Left. Nut.

Posted by: jakeman at May 16, 2013 11:32 AM (96M6e)

45 Stand. Up. Chuck #Obamacare in three words.

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo Biden at May 16, 2013 11:32 AM (YOWAW)

46 Fucking. Bull. Shit.

Posted by: mugiwara at May 16, 2013 11:33 AM (W7ffl)

47 Nullification works. Governors who don't follow this won't be prosecuted if there are twenty or thirty of them.

Posted by: NWConservative at May 16, 2013 11:33 AM (RMw2J)

48 How many hesitation marks does that O have?

Posted by: DarrenODaly at May 16, 2013 11:33 AM (Y9EFd)

49 Death Panels#Obamacare in three words.

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo Biden at May 16, 2013 11:33 AM (YOWAW)

50 ChoomCare in three words:

Deficits. Corruption. Marxist.

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 16, 2013 11:33 AM (mHrip)

51
President Hector.

Yep.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 11:33 AM (GcwH1)

52 Lick. My. Hairyballs.


(I had to get "hairy" in there somewhere.)

Posted by: joncelli, proprietor of Lord Rumpley's Shaggatorium at May 16, 2013 11:33 AM (RD7QR)

53

Signature analysis? I think Ace could write 47 pages on that

Posted by: Bigby's Liquid Pummeler at May 16, 2013 11:33 AM (3ZtZW)

54 1. blah

2. blah

3. blah

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 11:33 AM (nqBYe)

55

We. Are. Fucked.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 16, 2013 11:34 AM (+z4pE)

56 Since when do these douchebags care about legal niceties?

Posted by: somebody else, not me at May 16, 2013 11:34 AM (29vnO)

57 Its. A. Travesty #Obamacare in three words.

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo Biden at May 16, 2013 11:34 AM (YOWAW)

58 Go. To. Jail

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 11:34 AM (ZcBnk)

59 The only thing we fear is Rick Tempest, Badass.

Posted by: The White House at May 16, 2013 11:34 AM (4cRnj)

60 Obama.Fucking.Sucks.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 16, 2013 11:34 AM (+2ftM)

61 New metrosexual named head of IRS. The nerd prom has another queen.

Posted by: tony redenzo at May 16, 2013 11:34 AM (Vodnq)

62 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 16, 2013 11:34 AM (/PCJa)

63 Obama You Suck

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 16, 2013 11:34 AM (hC80d)

64 High. Crimes. Misdemeanors.

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 11:34 AM (ZcBnk)

65 It. Is. Tyranny.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 16, 2013 11:35 AM (+z4pE)

66 you know what i also thought was law?

selling and aiding/abetting  drug cartels to kill

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 11:35 AM (nqBYe)

67 All I'm noticing is how poorly Obama writes his capital O's in his signature.

Posted by: taylork at May 16, 2013 11:35 AM (ppNDn)

68 CPAs, No Drs.

Posted by: mugiwara at May 16, 2013 11:35 AM (W7ffl)

69

>>>How many hesitation marks does that O have?

 

Its not his real name. But it encircles the remainder, therefore he recognises its the source of what importance he has

Posted by: Bigby's Liquid Pummeler at May 16, 2013 11:35 AM (3ZtZW)

70 against the law!

sputters out.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 11:35 AM (nqBYe)

71 Crime. And. Coverup.

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 11:35 AM (ZcBnk)

72 Watch. This. Drive.

Posted by: dantesed at May 16, 2013 11:35 AM (vF+kM)

73 It.Is.Clusterfuck.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 16, 2013 11:35 AM (+2ftM)

74 Its. A. Tax.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 16, 2013 11:35 AM (+z4pE)

75 30,0000. Free. Loaders.

Posted by: jakeman at May 16, 2013 11:35 AM (96M6e)

76 IRS. Enforces. It.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at May 16, 2013 11:35 AM (LMKjz)

77 Noone. Read. It.

Posted by: USA at May 16, 2013 11:36 AM (VIaw0)

78 Obama's Surname, in his  Signature, looks like a portrait of Reggie Love.

Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2013 11:36 AM (y/z7M)

79

Obamacare in 3 words

 

Single Payer Inevitable

Posted by: rd at May 16, 2013 11:36 AM (D+lxs)

80 I think there might be a law about tax records being private.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at May 16, 2013 11:36 AM (29vnO)

81 Impeach. Him. Now.

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 11:36 AM (ZcBnk)

82 yeah that O with b in the middle of it is weird, perhaps he needs glasses to see where to put the next letter.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 11:36 AM (nqBYe)

83 I. R. S.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 16, 2013 11:36 AM (+z4pE)

84 Ninteen.  Eighty.  Four.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 16, 2013 11:36 AM (/PCJa)

85 Let's. Try. Again. 30,000,000. Free. Loaders.

Posted by: jakeman at May 16, 2013 11:36 AM (96M6e)

86

I one.

Go Orunj!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 16, 2013 11:36 AM (y/z7M)

87
I loved how ABC's Good Morning America handled the Holder scandal hearings during their "news" segment today.

They mentioned Mel Watt brought his grandson to the hearings and showed Watt holding him. That was it.


Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 11:36 AM (NLH1M)

88 He has always been a petty little jerk . Could he at least act like a grown man or is that too much to expect?

Posted by: CarolT at May 16, 2013 11:36 AM (5V+hM)

89 As I said to a friend of mine a few years ago, I'll start acting like Obama's my President when he starts acting like he's mine. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 16, 2013 11:37 AM (Gk3SS)

90 I. R. SS.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 16, 2013 11:37 AM (IrLKP)

91

"Yeah, but I thought it was Bush that was destroying the country".

 

Next time I run across someone that thought that, I will not be responsible for my actions.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 16, 2013 11:37 AM (4x8W0)

92 In. Your. Mouth.

Posted by: jakeman at May 16, 2013 11:37 AM (96M6e)

93 Hesitation seems to also indicate he's concerned that the O appear large enough, as well as showing an unconscious concealment going on.

Posted by: Bigby's Liquid Pummeler at May 16, 2013 11:37 AM (3ZtZW)

94 -
I've got low level employees in my pants and I need to dance!

Posted by: Barack (the Godfather of Bullshit) Obama at May 16, 2013 11:37 AM (8GKDa)

95 Worse. Than. Nixon.

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 11:37 AM (ZcBnk)

96 It.Is.Shit.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 16, 2013 11:37 AM (+2ftM)

97 Just like the law that would repeal it would be.

Posted by: Up With People! at May 16, 2013 11:37 AM (krveP)

98 HIPAA?.ha.ha.

Posted by: kallisto at May 16, 2013 11:37 AM (jm/9g)

99 they just can't help themselves.

 rubs everyone's nose in their shit while playing  beer pong

class.act.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 11:37 AM (nqBYe)

100 Death. Panels. Yo.

Posted by: Lauren at May 16, 2013 11:37 AM (wsGWu)

101

Advise. And. Consent.

Another one the WH forgot about.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at May 16, 2013 11:37 AM (29vnO)

102

Math.  is.  hard.   

 

 

 

 

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 16, 2013 11:37 AM (rXcBX)

103 Gee, I tried that "What's your real age?" pop-up, and found out that I died years ago from cirrhosis of the liver.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 11:38 AM (aDwsi)

104 What's. In. It?

Posted by: Skeletor Pelosi at May 16, 2013 11:38 AM (irlNU)

105

The whitehouse on twitter, never bring a knife to a gunfight.

 

Punish your enemies

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2013 11:38 AM (nTgAI)

106 Oh those darned low level "rogue individuals" are at it again.


Posted by: Strife at May 16, 2013 11:38 AM (ntNJz)

107 Obama's a dick. That is all.

Posted by: Xander Crews at May 16, 2013 11:38 AM (X7MDA)

108 .... daumbass.... He could use more pens if he included "Hussein".

Posted by: fixerupper at May 16, 2013 11:38 AM (IrLKP)

109
Obamacare in 3 words
I like paste.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 16, 2013 11:38 AM (mETGQ)

110 I almost tweeted back to them "So.WAS.Slavery".....but I didn't want to get audited.



Boehner responded:

: Arrogance of power --> RT : It's. The. Law.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 16, 2013 11:38 AM (X6akg)

111 Doctors.Flee.US.

Posted by: kallisto at May 16, 2013 11:38 AM (jm/9g)

112 Hesitation seems to also indicate he's concerned that the O appear large enough, as well as showing an unconscious concealment going on.

Also he used 42 different fucking pens, so he could give them as gifts to donors/supporters.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 16, 2013 11:38 AM (ZKzrr)

113 It.Is.Craptastic.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 16, 2013 11:38 AM (+2ftM)

114 Pay. Up. Suckas.

Posted by: jakeman at May 16, 2013 11:38 AM (96M6e)

115 What's with the retarded-looking signature? Anyone into handwriting analysis?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at May 16, 2013 11:38 AM (v85R2)

116
Obamacare in 3 words
You are fucked.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 16, 2013 11:39 AM (mETGQ)

117 fast and furious it's a tax obama doesn't care bag of dicks ok, I cheated a little, but whatever.

Posted by: spypeach at May 16, 2013 11:39 AM (6xG9/)

118 Not. A. Tax.

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 11:39 AM (ZcBnk)

119 Piss On Him

Posted by: Berserker at May 16, 2013 11:39 AM (FMbng)

120

Come. And. Take. It.

 

Wait, that was 4 words.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 16, 2013 11:39 AM (/PCJa)

121 Take. Pain. Pill.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at May 16, 2013 11:39 AM (29vnO)

122 it's.the.law.
for.the.children.
because.we.care.
yes.we.do.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 11:39 AM (nqBYe)

123

Holster. Of. Cock.

Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2013 11:39 AM (y/z7M)

124 Unfortunate. at. best.

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2013 11:40 AM (nTgAI)

125 We should make it a ritual of sorts that when anyone goes to the bathroom they give thanks and commemorate John Roberts - PBUH (Piss Be Upon Him)

Posted by: LGoPs at May 16, 2013 11:40 AM (4x8W0)

126 Mandates. Are. UnConstitutional.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 16, 2013 11:40 AM (da5Wo)

127 Also, what kind of dick signs his name like that?

Posted by: Xander Crews at May 16, 2013 11:40 AM (X7MDA)

128 I'M THE LAW!

Posted by: Wannabe Judge, Jury, Executioner at May 16, 2013 11:40 AM (sGtp+)

129 Come here, sailor.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 16, 2013 11:40 AM (irlNU)

130 Also, the genius who wrote it forgot that "it's" counts as two words. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 16, 2013 03:31 PM (fx7EL) Biden posted it. Remember his "Three letter word! J-O-B-S!" ?

Posted by: Mainah at May 16, 2013 11:40 AM (659DL)

131 Rep. ar. ations.

Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2013 11:40 AM (y/z7M)

132 hope.and.change.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 11:40 AM (nqBYe)

133 Eat. My. Waffle.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 16, 2013 11:40 AM (ZshNr)

134 Looking at that signature. I can just see him making that big "O" verrrrry carefully, with his tongue sticking out of his mouth.

Posted by: joncelli, proprietor of Lord Rumpley's Shaggatorium at May 16, 2013 11:40 AM (RD7QR)

135 Doctors.Gonna.Quit
Kids.Gonna.Die

Burma Shave

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 16, 2013 11:40 AM (ZKzrr)

136 Hey. My. Butthole.

Posted by: irright at May 16, 2013 11:40 AM (8GKDa)

137 So's. A. Budget.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 16, 2013 11:40 AM (ccXZP)

138 Well, I'll probably be getting banned at twitter for my reply. Audited too.

Posted by: Up With People! at May 16, 2013 11:40 AM (krveP)

139 It's. The. Law. #That.Can.Change

Posted by: toby928 at May 16, 2013 11:40 AM (codCi)

140 I've got three words for him.

Let. It. Burn.

Posted by: B at May 16, 2013 11:40 AM (twiRb)

141 There's. More. Coming.

Posted by: jakeman at May 16, 2013 11:41 AM (96M6e)

142 Remember:

Half of the States refuse to establish healthcare exchanges.


Shove that up your law's ass, Barry.

Posted by: Strife at May 16, 2013 11:41 AM (ntNJz)

143 Actually It's. A. Tax.

Posted by: Reality Man at May 16, 2013 11:41 AM (obXkJ)

144 83 I think there might be a law about tax records being private. Posted by: somebody else, not me
-------------------

I am waiting to see who is prosecuted for the release of documents to ProPublica. Chirp, chirp...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 11:41 AM (aDwsi)

145 Clear. Present. Danger.

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 11:41 AM (ZcBnk)

146

AllenG @ 87.

Most. Excellent. Post.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2013 11:41 AM (1/RiT)

147 Not. For. Long.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 16, 2013 11:41 AM (qyfb5)

148 Eat.My.Shorts.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 16, 2013 11:41 AM (ZKzrr)

149 dumbO.american.citzens.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 11:41 AM (nqBYe)

150 Is it too soon to call this a lame duck second term president?

Posted by: CarolT at May 16, 2013 11:41 AM (5V+hM)

151 In two words: We Won

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 16, 2013 11:41 AM (piMMO)

152 Taste.  The.  Tyranny. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 16, 2013 11:41 AM (Gk3SS)

153 Obama.  Is.  Illegitimate.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 16, 2013 11:41 AM (4x8W0)

154 That's a weird signature,  a hand writing analyst could probably have a field day with it.

Posted by: booger at May 16, 2013 11:41 AM (E1tcO)

155 Reggie loves it

Posted by: spypeach at May 16, 2013 11:41 AM (6xG9/)

156 Can I just say that that signature is the most contrived thing I've ever seen? How long did young Hussein practice that? How many revisions? And a handwriting analyst would have a lot to say about the grand, enormous, and out-sized B and O

Posted by: Hugh Jappendage at May 16, 2013 11:41 AM (8sCoq)

157
Obamacare in 3 words
A train wreck.

Posted by: Max Baucus at May 16, 2013 11:41 AM (mETGQ)

158

The B on the other hand is bold and confident, without regard for the normative form of the letter, angling towards the left and remaining unfinished. The stem is nearly absent, showing the writer has little in the way of core principles. The flourish at base shows 'razzle dazzle' as his way of communicating.

 

Its an admixture of printing and cursive, which shows a person fundamentally basic and unimaginative in outlook, yet trying to play 'grown up'

Posted by: Bigby's Liquid Pummeler at May 16, 2013 11:41 AM (3ZtZW)

159 How's that "new tone" taste?

Posted by: Clownf*cker at May 16, 2013 11:42 AM (+hPIb)

160 Tastes.Like.Snozzberries.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 16, 2013 11:42 AM (ZKzrr)

161 Ninteen. Eighty. Four.

Brave. New. World.

Posted by: Aldous Huxley at May 16, 2013 11:42 AM (irlNU)

162 Is it too soon to call this a lame duck second term
president?

Posted by: CarolT at May 16, 2013 03:41 PM (5V+hM)

 

Lame. Duck. President.

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2013 11:42 AM (nTgAI)

163 Indonesian muslim retard

Posted by: Berserker at May 16, 2013 11:42 AM (FMbng)

164 kiss.our.collective.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 11:42 AM (nqBYe)

165 123 Come. And. Take. It. Wait, that was 4 words. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 16, 2013 03:39 PM (/PCJa) And Molon Labe is two words. Not fair, is it?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 16, 2013 11:42 AM (qyfb5)

166
146 Actually
It's. A. Tax.




"Uhm.... no it's not!"  - Obama in 2010

Posted by: Strife at May 16, 2013 11:42 AM (ntNJz)

167 What. Is. Math?

Posted by: jakeman at May 16, 2013 11:42 AM (96M6e)

168 It.Sucks.Ass.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 16, 2013 11:43 AM (+2ftM)

169 And Molon Labe is two words. Molon.Labe.Bitch

Posted by: toby928 at May 16, 2013 11:43 AM (codCi)

170

 "It's. The. Law."

 

Since when is this White House concerned with 'The Law'...!?!

 

Barky has been ignoring our Laws, and doing whatever he wants.

He has given us a Precedent to follow.

 

Posted by: wheatie at May 16, 2013 11:43 AM (y8LTw)

171

And Molon Labe is two words.

Not fair, is it?

 

I've got it!

 

Molon. Fucking. Labe.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 16, 2013 11:43 AM (/PCJa)

172 Kiss.Mah.Grits.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 16, 2013 11:43 AM (ZKzrr)

173 It's My Turn

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 16, 2013 11:43 AM (ZshNr)

174 And Molon Labe is two words. ------ Molon Labe, fuckers.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 16, 2013 11:43 AM (IrLKP)

175 These pricks in the White House have no class. It's sickening. They are like 8 year olds telling the other kid on the playground they have BO.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 11:43 AM (9Bj8R)

176 Hey Ocommie... I gotcher f***in law right here, bitch.

Posted by: tangonine at May 16, 2013 11:43 AM (x3YFz)

177
Obamacare in 3 words
Your welcome, chumps.

Posted by: John Roberts at May 16, 2013 11:44 AM (mETGQ)

178 Molan. Labe. Asshole.

Posted by: thunderb at May 16, 2013 11:44 AM (ZcBnk)

179 Governors who don't follow this won't be prosecuted if there are twenty or thirty of them. Get a handful more and Art-V it out of existence. Go big or go home at this point.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, totally not NSA at May 16, 2013 11:44 AM (fMiHM)

180

They are like 8 year olds telling the other kid on the playground they have BO.

 

That's too alpha for this administration.

 

They're like 6 year olds claiming, "My dad can beat up your dad!"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 16, 2013 11:44 AM (/PCJa)

181
"Researchers discovered political motivations may have evolutionary links to physical strength."

"scientists...believe that the link may reflect psychological traits that evolved in response to our early ancestral environments and continue to influence behaviour today."

hmmm, you don't say

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 11:44 AM (+oin+)

182 Full President Obama Press Conference:

http://www.commoncts.blogspot.com/2013/05/video-full-president-obama-press.html

Posted by: Steve at May 16, 2013 11:44 AM (Npyng)

183 Worst Law Ever

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2013 11:44 AM (nTgAI)

184 Respect our authoritay!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2013 11:44 AM (0qqnb)

185 set.an.example.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 11:44 AM (nqBYe)

186 Man. These pricks not only need to be shown the door. They need to be shown the Coast.  As in get the fuck off my continent, you fascist, totalitarian motherfuckers.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 16, 2013 11:45 AM (4x8W0)

187

Yeah.

I understand that the "law" stuff is enforced by some guy I heard about on TV on Friday called a President

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 16, 2013 11:45 AM (e8kgV)

188 We put an internet troll in charge of the most influential country in the world.  We don't deserve greatness.

Posted by: Shoot Me at May 16, 2013 11:45 AM (qiXMt)

189 porn name sock off sorry y'all

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 11:45 AM (8sCoq)

190 You.First.Cockbite

Posted by: toby928 at May 16, 2013 11:45 AM (codCi)

191 Treacher just stole my tweet!


24s

So. Was. Slavery. RT It's. The. Law. ,


Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 16, 2013 11:45 AM (X6akg)

192 Where's.  The.  Lube.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 16, 2013 11:45 AM (Gk3SS)

193 Pure awesomeness.  What a joke.

Posted by: Prescient11 at May 16, 2013 11:45 AM (tVTLU)

194 Does anyone else feel like saying, "I'll start obeying the law when the President and Attorney General do?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 16, 2013 11:45 AM (/PCJa)

195 Me. Frong. You.

Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2013 11:45 AM (y/z7M)

196 182 Governors who don't follow this won't be prosecuted if there are twenty or thirty of them. Get a handful more and Art-V it out of existence. Go big or go home at this point. --- Article V would be "go big". The "S" word would be "go home" and I think this fucking jackhole would find it hard to run a country comprised mainly of failed states like California and Rhode Island.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 16, 2013 11:45 AM (+x8q5)

197 Laws. For. Thee.

Posted by: King Barky the Munificent at May 16, 2013 11:46 AM (irlNU)

198 >>>>I've got it!    Molon. Fucking.Labe.

What's happened to the blog???? AllenG has gone bad! Who did this? Who is responsible? 

Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 11:46 AM (0PiQ4)

199 Take. A. Number.
Get. In. Line.
Not. Enough. Doctors.
Like. The. DMV?

Posted by: Mob at May 16, 2013 11:46 AM (BTPDx)

200 Where's. The. Lube. I laughed out loud, Your Grace.

Posted by: toby928 at May 16, 2013 11:46 AM (codCi)

201 You know, in junior high, I used to practice my signature and see if I could make it look cool. Now I'm a fucking adult.

Posted by: Late to the party at May 16, 2013 11:46 AM (C9kbB)

202 this is so crazy.
honestly what a team  of irreverent  leaders.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 11:46 AM (nqBYe)

203

I understand that the "law" stuff is enforced by some guy I heard about on TV on Friday called a President.

Seems nobody has ever heard of him before, except when he makes speeches, as he like to talk and talk.  He like to hear himself .. and I bet he smells his own farts.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 16, 2013 11:46 AM (e8kgV)

204 hmmm, you don't say

Feminism as practiced by the left is essentially a giant war on evolutionary biology.  But we're the anti-science guys.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2013 11:46 AM (B/VB5)

205
The implication here, I believe, is that conservatives tend to be more reptile-brained oriented.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 11:46 AM (ZgBZU)

206 Selective. Enforcement. Assholes. Remember DOMA? Remember immigration? Fuck this administration with an unsanded broomstick.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 16, 2013 11:46 AM (SzAZ7)

207 Ok fuck this why would a low level official take illegal actions that don't wven benefit him, they benefit Obama? They wouldn't do that unless they either were directed to, or they had such a cult like attachment they were willing to commit crimes to "help" him. Either is fucking scary.

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 16, 2013 11:47 AM (18li2)

208

AllenG has gone bad! Who did this? Who is responsible?

 

There are some things that can get my dander up enough.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 16, 2013 11:47 AM (/PCJa)

209 wee.weed.up

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 11:47 AM (nqBYe)

210 In.Soviet.Union ...

Posted by: toby928 at May 16, 2013 11:47 AM (codCi)

211 The Law stinks like Michelle's farts

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 16, 2013 11:47 AM (e8kgV)

212 "Let'em.Eat.Cake." - Famous Last Words.

Posted by: Strife at May 16, 2013 11:47 AM (ntNJz)

213 Dead. Before. Treatment.

Posted by: Mob at May 16, 2013 11:47 AM (BTPDx)

214 Why are they tweeting this now? Do they think people forgot or something? The public is dumb but surely not THAT dumb. Heading to twitchy to see if there is an article on how conservatives have coopted the hashtag; those make my day.

Posted by: LizLem at May 16, 2013 11:47 AM (8wqqE)

215

It's. The. Law. #ObamaCareInThreeWords,

 

So was Slavery!

Posted by: I'm the honey Badger, BITCH! at May 16, 2013 11:47 AM (U3CzV)

216 Too. Old.  Next.

Posted by: Mob at May 16, 2013 11:47 AM (BTPDx)

217 "Obamacare in three words". That. Was. Dumb.

Posted by: [/i][/b]akula51 at May 16, 2013 11:47 AM (Vgn84)

218 They're like 6 year olds claiming, "My dad can beat up your dad!" Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 16, 2013 03:44 PM (/PCJa) Except their daddies would get their asses kicked by our daddies. I am sure my dad LT. Colonel Nevergiveup would make em cry

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 11:47 AM (9Bj8R)

219 Com'en get it.

Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 11:47 AM (0PiQ4)

220   Molon. Fucking.Labe. 

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 16, 2013 03:43 PM (/PCJa)



Hrm.  Langlish?   Engtin?   Just doesn't have the same feel as "Engrish".   

Posted by: Wannabe Judge, Jury, Executioner at May 16, 2013 11:48 AM (sGtp+)

221

197 Does anyone else feel like saying, "I'll start obeying the law when the President and Attorney General do?"

 

*raises hand*

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at May 16, 2013 11:48 AM (y8LTw)

222 ass.tro.glide.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 11:48 AM (nqBYe)

223 Its not his real name. But it encircles the remainder, therefore he recognises its the source of what importance he has

Posted by: Bigby's Liquid Pummeler at May 16, 2013 03:35 PM (3ZtZW)

 

Good point. His name was probably Dunham before Sotero. Whole time he was learning to write he was writing something different so it's not ingrained like normal name writing. 

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at May 16, 2013 11:48 AM (lVb7s)

224 The implication here, I believe, is that conservatives tend to be more reptile-brained oriented. It's true. I'm a slave of the hindbrain.

Posted by: toby928 at May 16, 2013 11:48 AM (codCi)

225 Where's. The. Lube. ------------------ Wait your turn!

Posted by: The Chicken at May 16, 2013 11:48 AM (Od5/V)

226 Off, sock. 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 16, 2013 11:48 AM (sGtp+)

227 Lame. Duck. President.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 16, 2013 11:48 AM (da5Wo)

228 Some "low level" officials" have hinted that he tries to eat his own farts in the tub.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 16, 2013 11:48 AM (e8kgV)

229 Why are they tweeting this now? Do they think people forgot or something? The public is dumb but surely not THAT dumb. Heading to twitchy to see if there is an article on how conservatives have coopted the hashtag; those make my day.

Posted by: LizLem at May 16, 2013 03:47 PM (8wqqE)

 

A recent poll showed 46% of people did not know that it was law. LIV

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2013 11:48 AM (nTgAI)

230 Kill the babies.

Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 11:48 AM (0PiQ4)

231 It's.The.Law.  #SegregationIn1964

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 11:48 AM (CJjw5)

232 Boss.Of.You.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 11:48 AM (nqBYe)

233 This Woman is not going to sign up for this "law"

Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 16, 2013 11:49 AM (9+ccr)

234 Junior. League. Administration.

Posted by: dantesed at May 16, 2013 11:49 AM (vF+kM)

235 All. Laws. Good!

Posted by: Jim Crow at May 16, 2013 11:49 AM (irlNU)

236 Not. An. American.

Posted by: acethepug at May 16, 2013 11:49 AM (AZykp)

237 @whitehouse Screw. You. Too.

Posted by: MotherGoos3 at May 16, 2013 11:49 AM (Km6fn)

238 We.are.exempt

Subtext: "Ha, ha, ha, ha...., suckas.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 11:49 AM (aDwsi)

239 I would fire the entire IRS.  Make each and every one of the motherfuckers re-apply for their jobs. And be merciless in the interview process.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 16, 2013 11:49 AM (4x8W0)

240 I am the law.

Posted by: Judge Dredd at May 16, 2013 11:49 AM (3XLNw)

241 Kill old people

Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 11:49 AM (0PiQ4)

242

Except their daddies would get their asses kicked by our daddies. I am sure my dad LT. Colonel Nevergiveup would make em cry

 

That's not "except."  I'm pretty sure that's pretty well always the case.

 

It's always the pipsqueek kid with the pipsqueek, metro dad (ones with more manly dads know this kind of thing is for pipsqueeks) whose using the line.

 

I know the first time I heard it, I just laughed at the kid and kept on walking.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 16, 2013 11:49 AM (/PCJa)

243 #ObamaCareInThreeWords is trending

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 16, 2013 11:49 AM (8sCoq)

244 constitutional.failure.moment.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 11:49 AM (nqBYe)

245 President. Acted. Stupidly.

Posted by: acethepug at May 16, 2013 11:50 AM (AZykp)

246 Eat.My.Shorts

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2013 11:50 AM (nTgAI)

247 I.R.S.

Ben.gha.zi.

A.P.Phones.


Posted by: Strife at May 16, 2013 11:50 AM (ntNJz)

248 So was #ObamacareIn3Words going on and the WH jacked it, or did they start it?

Also, I see Twitchy's picked up "Your Baby Will Thank You!"

Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2013 11:50 AM (B/VB5)

249 Fuck ya'll. Die

Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 11:50 AM (0PiQ4)

250 Not. My. President.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, totally not NSA at May 16, 2013 11:50 AM (fMiHM)

251 From what I understand, not ALL of it is law. So, foff.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 16, 2013 11:50 AM (XYSwB)

252 I'm trying to figure out where the three sixes are in fuckstick's signature.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 16, 2013 11:50 AM (4x8W0)

253 Really. . .what the f%^k is wrong with this guy?

He hasn't grown out of the 2nd grade "Nah-nanny-poo-poo" taunting stage yet?

It may be "the law", but its also growingly unpopular, and its only going to become less so after the full effect kicks in.

.  

Posted by: looking closely at May 16, 2013 11:50 AM (6Q9g2)

254
If you mean that modern Big Government replaces the need for a lot of the evolutionary traits developed over the years to survive, I concur.

Thanks to Obamacare and "green" energy and diplomacy and wealth redistribution, we no longer need Men (and Women) With Chests, as C.S. Lewis might say.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at May 16, 2013 11:50 AM (ZgBZU)

255 ART.OF.WAR

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2013 11:50 AM (nTgAI)

256 Let 'em troll. Respond to them and get an IRS audit.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at May 16, 2013 11:50 AM (U2UQk)

257 I hope someone is saving that. "DAMN this Obamacare sucks ASS!!" RWC pulls out printed screen cap of 'APPROVED - MARCH 20, 2010 B O' document. Hands to LIV jackhole. Whistling Dixie as I let them ponder that.

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 11:50 AM (fWAjv)

258 More. Anal. Rape.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 16, 2013 11:50 AM (xmcEQ)

259 IRS. Approves. Treatment.

Posted by: Mob at May 16, 2013 11:51 AM (BTPDx)

260 eat.your.peas.
we.got.pie

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 11:51 AM (nqBYe)

261 Just Kill Yourself

Save us Money

Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 11:51 AM (0PiQ4)

262 Justin Timberlake Approved

Posted by: Nate in New Orleans at May 16, 2013 11:51 AM (lhX9P)

263 Not. My. President. Posted by: Brother Cavil, totally not NSA at May 16, 2013 03:50 PM (fMiHM) Amen.To.That.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 16, 2013 11:51 AM (XYSwB)

264 Will.be.Repealled

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2013 11:51 AM (nTgAI)

265  I. R. S

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 11:51 AM (nqBYe)

266  Also, what kind of dick signs his name like that?

Posted by: Xander Crews at May 16, 2013 03:40 PM (X7MDA

 

 

---------------------------------------

 

 

I think it's from using multiple pens to sign it.   You know.  So that scrunt Pelosi can have one.  Chucky Schumer,  the senate pederast,  etc.

Posted by: Soona at May 16, 2013 11:51 AM (TewEN)

267 Expatriate.For.Care.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 16, 2013 11:51 AM (/PCJa)

268 Tax. Tax. Tax.

Taxation. Without. Representation.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 16, 2013 11:52 AM (xmcEQ)

269 Frosted. Pop. Tarts.

Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2013 11:52 AM (y/z7M)

270 It's. The. Law.

Until. It's. Not.

Posted by: Stu-22 at May 16, 2013 11:52 AM (k4bdL)

271 Taunting opponents is a telltale sign of an inferior intellect.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 16, 2013 11:52 AM (QPogr)

272 ART.OF.WAR Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2013 03:50 PM (nTgAI) Tzu are so right.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 16, 2013 11:52 AM (XYSwB)

273 Guys. Get. Shirts.

Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2013 11:52 AM (y/z7M)

274 Narcissitc.Personality.Disorder

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2013 11:52 AM (nTgAI)

275 Im.peach,ment.

Posted by: Strife at May 16, 2013 11:52 AM (ntNJz)

276 Dicktators.are.us.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 11:52 AM (nqBYe)

277 Also, what kind of dick signs his name like that?

Posted by: Xander Crews at May 16, 2013 03:40 PM (X7MDA

He's a liberal, so I'm gonna say... a small one?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 16, 2013 11:52 AM (fwARV)

278 sic semper tyrannis

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 16, 2013 11:52 AM (GVxQo)

279

Chucky Schumer, the senate pederast

 

is that calling Chuck Schumer the senate pederast, or was that comma supposed to be an 'and?'

 

If the later: which one?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 16, 2013 11:53 AM (/PCJa)

280 Should be defunded

Posted by: Meghan's McCans at May 16, 2013 11:53 AM (tl7W6)

281 Ration.Ration.Ration

Posted by: Howard Cosell at May 16, 2013 11:53 AM (to/4w)

282 Twitchy has Obamacare in three words working also..., funny stuff

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 11:53 AM (aDwsi)

283 Where. Are. Jobs.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 16, 2013 11:53 AM (SzAZ7)

284 Let It Burn...

Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 16, 2013 11:53 AM (9+ccr)

285 Death.Panel.Parody

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2013 11:53 AM (nTgAI)

286 Abortions on demand.

Posted by: Meghan's McCans at May 16, 2013 11:53 AM (tl7W6)

287 Suck My Dick

Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 11:53 AM (0PiQ4)

288 yeah that O with b in the middle of it is weird, perhaps he needs glasses to see where to put the next letter.
Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 03:36 PM

To designate an zero from an O you put a line through it.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at May 16, 2013 11:53 AM (2iU3x)

289 House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., charged Republicans with “exploiting” the questions surrounding the Benghazi talking points, the AP phone records seizure, and the IRS scandal in order to attack President Obama because “they fear” his agenda and eloquence.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 16, 2013 11:53 AM (e8kgV)

290 I.Want.Steak.

sorry a fleeting moment i forgot the post

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 11:53 AM (nqBYe)

291

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2013 03:48 PM (nTgAI)

Ugh. Polls like that are exactly why I'm only in my early thirties, yet I already have a "get off ma lawn" mentality. All that's left is to go buy some cozy sweaters, a few dozen more cats, a shotgun and a blue perm, and I'll be set for the coming ACApocalypse.

Posted by: LizLem at May 16, 2013 11:54 AM (8wqqE)

292 Give. Me. Money.

Posted by: BO at May 16, 2013 11:54 AM (W7ffl)

293

sic semper tyrannis

 

I like the one I use in my gmail signature:  If the translate sites are correct it translates roughly to "thus always to fools."

 

sic semper stulti.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 16, 2013 11:54 AM (/PCJa)

294 Pivoting. To. Jobs.

Posted by: God-Emperor Barky, circa 2010, 2011, 2012 ... at May 16, 2013 11:54 AM (irlNU)

295 Stolen from Twitchy: Good.bye.doctors

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 11:54 AM (aDwsi)

296 Just. The. Tip.

Posted by: Ronster at May 16, 2013 11:54 AM (sa3Ro)

297 Third.World.Country.

Posted by: Howard Cosell at May 16, 2013 11:54 AM (to/4w)

298 Summer.Recovery.#5

Posted by: Howard Cosell at May 16, 2013 11:55 AM (to/4w)

299

Laser. Like. Focus.

 

[insert link to picture of Death Star]

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 16, 2013 11:55 AM (/PCJa)

300 Thank you Roberts

Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 16, 2013 11:55 AM (9+ccr)

301 More Twitchy : Failed.in.Cuba

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 11:55 AM (aDwsi)

302 Posted by: Soona at May 16, 2013 03:51 PM (TewEN) Wonder who the other lucky 19 were.

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 11:55 AM (fWAjv)

303 Suck. My. Balls

Posted by: © Sponge at May 16, 2013 11:55 AM (xmcEQ)

304 Yeah.  Barack Obama is such an eloquent DICK

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 16, 2013 11:55 AM (e8kgV)

305 Banan.a.republic.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 11:55 AM (nqBYe)

306 Except. For. Obama.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at May 16, 2013 11:55 AM (u6lBN)

307

Don't. Trust. Whitey.

God. Loves. Workingman.

 

Posted by: Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson at May 16, 2013 11:55 AM (y/z7M)

308 Green Jobs Forever

Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 11:55 AM (0PiQ4)

309 Yeah, that won't give anyone reason to slip the knife in when they sense that you are politically injured.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at May 16, 2013 11:56 AM (hLRSq)

310 Can you imagine President Reagan or Prime Minister ( Lady) Thatcher spiking the ball like that? They upheld the Dignity of their Offices during and after they served.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 11:56 AM (9Bj8R)

311 301 Summer.Recovery.#5

Posted by: Howard Cosell at May 16, 2013 03:55 PM (to/4w)

 

No .. that Recovery Summer V for vendetta

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 16, 2013 11:56 AM (e8kgV)

312 "Come get beech." -- Consuela youtu.be/N5Eu0CdHIYA

Posted by: Up With People! at May 16, 2013 11:56 AM (krveP)

313 Laser.like.focus

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 11:56 AM (aDwsi)

314 4.dead.benghazi.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 11:56 AM (nqBYe)

315 Impeach.the.poofter.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 16, 2013 11:56 AM (SzAZ7)

316 Skittle. Shitting. Unicorns.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 16, 2013 11:56 AM (irlNU)

317 Was. Not. Read.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 16, 2013 11:56 AM (xmcEQ)

318 So, the President is trying to out-bitch the Amy gal from Kitchen Nightmares?

President Petulant Cunt--always punching down.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 16, 2013 11:56 AM (VjL9S)

319 Remember I won

Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 16, 2013 11:56 AM (9+ccr)

320 Millions of Teachers

Posted by: L, elle at May 16, 2013 11:56 AM (0PiQ4)

321 Roberts. Sold. Out.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 16, 2013 11:56 AM (SzAZ7)

322 282 Chucky Schumer, the senate pederast

is that calling Chuck Schumer the senate pederast, or was that comma supposed to be an 'and?'

If the later: which one? -----------------------------------------------------------   Maybe that's the former and the offical party second in command post name,  kind of like "party whip".    It would make sense, given Reid is in charge and is a well known pederast himself.   

Posted by: MTF at May 16, 2013 11:56 AM (B5y+v)

323 is that calling Chuck Schumer the senate pederast, or was that comma supposed to be an 'and?'

If the later: which one?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 16, 2013 03:53 PM (/PCJa)

 

 

------------------------------------------

 

 

It  was meant to mean Reid.  (grammar witch)

Posted by: Soona at May 16, 2013 11:56 AM (TewEN)

324

FIDEL.CASTRO'S.DREAM

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2013 11:56 AM (nTgAI)

325 Recovery Summer V for vendetta

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 16, 2013 11:57 AM (e8kgV)

326 But really, what does "It's the law" mean to Democrats?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 16, 2013 11:57 AM (aDwsi)

327 So, the President is trying to out-bitch the Amy gal from Kitchen Nightmares? --- $10 says that they hire her when Carney finally melts down into a gibbering pile in the corner.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 16, 2013 11:57 AM (+x8q5)

Posted by: annalissema at May 16, 2013 11:57 AM (uW+NQ)

329 Eat. Shit. Roberts.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 16, 2013 11:57 AM (xmcEQ)

330 So how much are we paying the twerp who's sitting around taunting us on twitter? Or, did they recruit the Marines for this, too?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 16, 2013 11:57 AM (piMMO)

331 Doesn't. Cover. Everyone.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 16, 2013 11:57 AM (xmcEQ)

332 The signature at the "O" in O'bastard kinda looks like a target!!! Call the BATF!! Can't we have some  civility?

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal value tibet at May 16, 2013 11:57 AM (TLctz)

333 Only. Illegals. Benefit.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 16, 2013 11:57 AM (xmcEQ)

334

291...To designate an zero from an O you put a line through it.

 

ZeroBama.

 

He even confirms it...with his signature.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at May 16, 2013 11:57 AM (y8LTw)

335 Still. Writing. It.

Posted by: Secretary Shall Define at May 16, 2013 11:58 AM (irlNU)

336 Is there any truth to the rumor that Obama will rename the prison at Gitmo to Chez Guevara

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 16, 2013 11:58 AM (e8kgV)

337 Ezra Klein ‏@ezraklein 27m Health insurance. Lots. ----- What a F'ing window lickin' sonofabitch.

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 11:58 AM (fWAjv)

338 Will.Not.Fund.  #ObamacareInThreeWords,Bitch

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2013 11:58 AM (CJjw5)

339 G.D.P.

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2013 11:58 AM (nTgAI)

340 Why the **** was that ass having a press conference outside in the rain again, anyone? Seeing the freaking Marine honor guard standing in the rain holding umbrellas over like that... it's just viscerally unappealing. These aren't freaking bellboys.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 16, 2013 11:58 AM (qyfb5)

341 Obama is exempt

Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 16, 2013 11:58 AM (9+ccr)

342 Oh.  Fuck.  You.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 16, 2013 11:58 AM (fwARV)

343 Fock. You. Ahsshole.

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzeneggar in Terminator at May 16, 2013 11:58 AM (SRlAF)

344
remember MAD Magazine's SNAPPY ANSWERS TO STUPID QUESTIONS?

that's what this is like

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at May 16, 2013 11:58 AM (8dspl)

345 I opened a new tab and RT'd from here, so thanks. #ObamaCareInThreeWords may trend; we've kept Twitter trending with all the scandals---->there are about four more that are not covered as of now.

Posted by: annalissema at May 16, 2013 11:58 AM (uW+NQ)

346 Just great.  I was gonna use a sock with the words Rick Tempest in it, but now if I do I'll get banned.  Real cute, Ace.

Posted by: dogfish at May 16, 2013 11:58 AM (nsOJa)

347 how.many.pages

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 11:58 AM (nqBYe)

348 So, what precipitated this?


Or is this some kind of lame attempt to change the subject?


Posted by: dananjcon at May 16, 2013 11:58 AM (jvd3N)

349 I. Love. Cock.

Posted by: TFG at May 16, 2013 11:58 AM (fWAjv)

350 Like I said way up in #39, if you turn it sideways the signature is a doodle of Reggie's junk.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2013 11:58 AM (B/VB5)

351 Don't. Squeeze. Charmin.

Posted by: Mr. Whipple at May 16, 2013 11:58 AM (y/z7M)

352 Arbeit. Macht. Frei.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 11:58 AM (+98Gb)

353 Makes. What. Difference?

Posted by: © Sponge at May 16, 2013 11:59 AM (xmcEQ)

354 It's a law passed by a fascist regime, opposed by the majority of the people.  I don't see how the fact that it's a law makes it valid.

Posted by: cranky-d at May 16, 2013 11:59 AM (y1rgI)

355 346 Obama is exempt Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 16, 2013 03:58 PM (9+ccr) Lawmakers.Are.Exempt.

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 11:59 AM (fWAjv)

356 Thank. Me. Bitchez.

Posted by: Barackhenaten I at May 16, 2013 12:00 PM (y/z7M)

357 He even confirms it...with his signature.  Posted by: wheatie at May 16, 2013 03:57 PM

Yeah, but he was hoping nobody would notice.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at May 16, 2013 12:00 PM (2iU3x)

358

Sock off.

 

Obamacare in 3 words?

 

Go.  To.  Hell.

 

Posted by: ICBMMan at May 16, 2013 12:00 PM (SRlAF)

359 Majority. Didn't. Want.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 16, 2013 12:00 PM (xmcEQ)

360 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 03:58 PM (+98Gb) *golfclap*

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 12:00 PM (fWAjv)

361 Arbeit.

Macht.

Frei.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2013 03:58 PM (+98Gb)

 

Nicely done

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 16, 2013 12:00 PM (nTgAI)

362 Water. Liberty's. Tree.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 16, 2013 12:00 PM (/PCJa)

363 On. Your. Knees.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at May 16, 2013 12:00 PM (hLRSq)

364 obama: "I did not know anything" Yeah we know

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2013 12:00 PM (9Bj8R)

365 Holding.Up.Finger

Posted by: Howard Cosell at May 16, 2013 12:00 PM (to/4w)

366 Fries.With.That?

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 12:00 PM (fWAjv)

367 I could swear there was a law against donating weapons to foreign narco-terrorists. Actually, now that I think about it, there was probably a law against using the IRS to go after political opponents and do opposition research for your own side. Wow, now that it occurs to me, didn't the courts say something about shutting down all drilling in the Gulf of Mexico? Oh, but I could go on for *hours*.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at May 16, 2013 12:00 PM (qyfb5)

368 Water. Liberty's. Tree.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther)at May 16, 2013 04:00 PM (/PCJa)

 

 

 

That's an audit'n.

Posted by: Jasper at May 16, 2013 12:01 PM (y/z7M)

369 Surgery?Too.Old.

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 12:01 PM (fWAjv)

370 New. Post. Up.

Posted by: AoSHQ Status Report at May 16, 2013 12:01 PM (irlNU)

371 TROLL LOL LOL

Posted by: I Won. at May 16, 2013 12:01 PM (v3pYe)

372 Ezra Klein þ@ezraklein 27m
Health insurance. Lots.
-----

What a F'ing window lickin' sonofabitch.

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 03:58 PM (fWAjv)

--

As in, draw lots to see if you get insurance?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 16, 2013 12:01 PM (QPogr)

373

Classless grifter is classless.

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 16, 2013 12:02 PM (AyYZD)

374 Question. Authority. Mofo.

Posted by: Derak at May 16, 2013 12:02 PM (lkjWK)

375 28-Hour.Work.Week

Posted by: Howard Cosell at May 16, 2013 12:02 PM (to/4w)

376 Chocolate. Rations. Soar.

Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2013 12:02 PM (y/z7M)

377 I'm speechless......

: Almost no companies plan to drop health coverage because of Obamacare, a new survey shows


http://tinyurl.com/btcuevx

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 16, 2013 12:02 PM (X6akg)

378
remember NOODs?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at May 16, 2013 12:02 PM (BUcLz)

379 Only.The.Tip.

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 12:02 PM (fWAjv)

380 The. Empty. Chair.

Posted by: dantesed at May 16, 2013 12:02 PM (vF+kM)

381 Not. In. Oklahoma. 

Posted by: Soona at May 16, 2013 12:02 PM (TewEN)

382

Tax. Stamped. Tampons.

Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2013 12:02 PM (y/z7M)

383 So Obama admits that Darrell Issa has more Dan Foster then he does with this little temper tantrum?  Sucks to be Rush right now - he was the Dan Foster just yesterday....

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at May 16, 2013 12:03 PM (YLZSZ)

384 New. One. Up.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 16, 2013 12:03 PM (/PCJa)

385 On.Your.Knees.

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 12:03 PM (fWAjv)

386 Even his signature looks douchy.

Looks like some fucktard is trying to make an impressive signature. If you look at it closely, it looks like a fucktard high school kid's signature.


Posted by: dananjcon at May 16, 2013 12:03 PM (jvd3N)

387 This.Won't.Hurt.

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 12:03 PM (fWAjv)

388 I have never seen Barky signature before, OMG, Freud would have a field day with it.  The loosely scrawled B looks like an @ss and the O with the b slashing downward looks like a scrotum.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at May 16, 2013 12:03 PM (kXoT0)

389 Ezra Klein þ@ezraklein 27m Health insurance. Lots.

Health care. Little.

Posted by: Klein Not Smart at May 16, 2013 12:03 PM (irlNU)

390 Getting.Top.Ten.

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 12:03 PM (fWAjv)

391 Already. A. Disaster.

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 16, 2013 12:04 PM (AyYZD)

392 three fifths compromise


It's. the. law.

Posted by: Ronny the Red-Nosed Reindeer at May 16, 2013 12:04 PM (omBWL)

393 Lord Have Mercy

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 16, 2013 12:04 PM (GVxQo)

394 Kneel. Before. Obama.

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 16, 2013 12:04 PM (AyYZD)

395 Eat.Blue.Waffle.

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 12:04 PM (fWAjv)

396

This twitter message is another expression of the ubiquitous Obama middle finger, the 'fuck you' he gives to all who oppose him, whether one of his own (Hillary during the 2008 primaries) or us. His naked contempt for us reminds me of Emperor Caligula, who said of the Romans, 'If you had but one neck I would choke it.'

 

President Obama's resentment will grow as these scandals pile up. It's going to be a very long 3 years, 7 months.

Posted by: troyriser at May 16, 2013 12:05 PM (vtiE6)

397 kiss my ass

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 16, 2013 12:05 PM (GVxQo)

398 Repubs.Zero.'For'

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 12:05 PM (fWAjv)

399 Majority.Dem.Vote.

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 12:05 PM (fWAjv)

400 So. Was. DOMA.

Posted by: SGT. York at May 16, 2013 12:06 PM (IdV/i)

401 Fuck Bart Stupak

Posted by: pro-life democrat (just kidding!) at May 16, 2013 12:08 PM (CYFrP)

402

RWC - got there before you!

 

 

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at May 16, 2013 12:11 PM (hLRSq)

403 1. Approved
2. March
3. 23
4. Two
5. Thousand
6. Ten
7. Barack
8. Obama

In three words, you say?

Posted by: pinchy migra at May 16, 2013 12:11 PM (4Nqv7)

404 Anyone talk about what the hell is going on with Obama's signature?!?  Looks like a retard in a bus on a country road scribbled that.  Look at the "O" - is that four lines to make the letter "O"?  Guy can barely write his own name.

Posted by: Dang at May 16, 2013 12:14 PM (Hx2XA)

405 So, we've officially entered the era of Neener! Neener! in political discourse?

Posted by: Grimmy at May 16, 2013 12:15 PM (uUsh9)

406 If this is the law, then maybe laws aren't worthy of respect any more.

Posted by: Jack Nine at May 16, 2013 12:16 PM (nsg2T)

407 Reading Is Fundamental

Posted by: Liza Minelli, woman beater at May 16, 2013 12:16 PM (zULK3)

408 The IRS broke the law by targeting the Tea Party. The administration broke the law in Fast and Furious. Maybe Obamacare is just another law that needs to get broken too.

Posted by: Jack Nine at May 16, 2013 12:18 PM (0h8aq)

409 Has the Bamster EVER spoken graciously of a political opponent? Has he even spoken graciously of grassroots voters and their right to dissent? Has he ever acted presidential?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 16, 2013 12:21 PM (ieiyL)

410 So. Is. DOMA.

Posted by: Paul at May 16, 2013 12:22 PM (Vf6xf)

411 Huh.  Just about everything this president and his administration do seems to scream complete and utter contempt for law.  Now law matters?  On this?

The House of Representatives has the authority via law to not fund ObamaCare.  In fact, that's what they're doing right now, at least partially.  Does that law matter, too?


Posted by: JR at May 16, 2013 12:22 PM (bKxJO)

412 Isn't J Carney responsible for the WH twitter feed?

Posted by: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, at May 16, 2013 12:23 PM (/b8+5)

413 Lost. Your. Paperwork.

BTW what prompted this WH tweet by their teenaged fanboys in charge of twitter? The House vote on Obamacare or just because?

Posted by: PJ at May 16, 2013 12:24 PM (ZWaLo)

414 New. Rate. Increase.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 16, 2013 12:29 PM (SzAZ7)

415 408 RWC - got there before you! Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at May 16, 2013 04:11 PM (hLRSq) Which one?

Posted by: RWC at May 16, 2013 12:33 PM (fWAjv)

416 Good luck making any of your so-called "scandals" stick... Hellooo wingnuts!

Posted by: The. White. House. at May 16, 2013 12:34 PM (9eDbm)

417 Utilize Death Panels

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at May 16, 2013 12:35 PM (YmPwQ)

418 16 month wait

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at May 16, 2013 12:37 PM (YmPwQ)

419 Shut. Up. Racist.

Posted by: holygoat at May 16, 2013 01:06 PM (vAiDn)

420 Too bad Obama sets such a bad example - and doesn't obey laws he doesn't like and is sworn to defend. 

Posted by: SarahW at May 16, 2013 01:10 PM (LYwCh)

421 It's. The. Law. #ObamaCareInThreeWords, twitter.com/whitehouse/sta… — The White House (@whitehouse) May 16, 2013 So is not retaliating against whistleblowers.

Posted by: T. at May 16, 2013 01:10 PM (2t+gn)

422 So. Was. Slavery.

Posted by: dave at May 16, 2013 01:20 PM (8uzdZ)

423 So. Was. Prohibition.

Posted by: dave at May 16, 2013 01:21 PM (8uzdZ)

424 So. Was. Japanese-American Internment.

Posted by: dave at May 16, 2013 01:21 PM (8uzdZ)

425 You'll die sooner Death panels ready IRS will implement

Posted by: Dave at May 16, 2013 01:55 PM (OMNfZ)

426 Look at that signature! A seventh grade girl screaming look at me, pay attention to me, love me, aren't I darling! Holy shit.

Posted by: motionview at May 16, 2013 02:02 PM (6Tbb5)

427 FUCKYOU PAY ME #ObamaInThreeWords

Posted by: Shorter Obama at May 16, 2013 02:22 PM (X4HxX)

428

If I didn't see the Twitterverse blowing up with this I'd never believe that a President would ever stoop to taunting people who oppose his policies.

How about....#SCOAMFscrewsAmerica

Posted by: Tony253 at May 16, 2013 02:56 PM (3yMFT)

429 i dont want to go off on a rant here (actually i do) but im to the point now where im growing increasingly tired of and having trouble associating with people at work or being friends with people that vote democrat, because the democrat party now is indefensible at any and every level and so are the people that vote for them they are ruining the country on purpose: "we are 5 days away from RADICALLY TRANSFORMING the united states of america" we now know that everything they want or do will serve to only help them/hurt republicans/hurt the country we now know if we want to know whats bad for our country we only need to see what the democrats want to do ARE YOU LISTENING MARCO RUBIO ARE YOU LISTENING JOHN MCCAIN ARE YOU LISTENING LINDSAY GRAHAM they cant be bargained with, they cant be reasoned with, and they absolutely will not stop until this country is in ruins i dont care what they want to do anymore its bad for the country and we shouldnt do it they are the BLAME AMERICA FIRST party they are the GODLESS party they are the GUN GRABBING party they are the party of UNRESTRAINED SEXUAL DEVIANCY they are the party that tries to turn their political rivals INTO ENEMIES OF THE STATE they are the party of INFANTICIDE they are the party that takes GOD out of school and puts CONDOMS in they are the party that CODDLES our true enemies in the world (socialism and islamofascism-yes i went there) while they VILIFY their own countrymen THEY ARE BANKRUPTING OUR COUNTRY IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE THEY CALL EVIL GOOD AND GOOD EVIL DESTRUCTION AWAITS THEM FOR WHAT THEY HAVE DONE AND CONTINUE TO DO they are dispicable, deplorable, and reprehensible in every way there is nothing good, right, or redeeming about them to work with them out of some sense of "bipartisanship" is the epitome of foolishness and folly they are to be reveiled and despised we can no longer espouse ANYTHING that they stand for we must fight them at the ballot box, the town hall meeting, the public square, and in the arena of ideas we cannot and must not cower at their baseless accusations of racism, bigotry, homophobia, islamophobia and the like the world is depending on this outcome whether they realize it or agree with it or not we must forever stand against them and be the rescuers of our great nation, the last great hope of earth the end standard rant v1.0

Posted by: sound awake at May 16, 2013 03:36 PM (ZjfK8)

430 What kind of an asshole signs his name by including the symbol for NULL?

Posted by: ObamaPelosiBidenReid SubHuman Centipede Ouroboros at May 16, 2013 04:55 PM (0/Hwb)

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