November 19, 2013

Oh, Boy: Years of Loose Loan Policy in China, Designed to Counter Global Shutdown, Has Resulted in Huge Number of Bad Loans and Possible Coming... Chinese Credit Crisis
— Ace

This won't be horrible at all.

I have no idea how this impacts the global economy, or if this would cause a disastrous pullback in Chinese purchase of American debt.

But it seems bad.

So, before getting into the article, let me link this:

Okay, that should make you feel pretty good and balance out the below excerpts.

A $6.6 trillion credit binge during the past five years, encouraged by Beijing policy makers as stimulus to combat a global economic slowdown, now threatens to stoke a debt crisis. At stake are trillions of yuan in bank loans that companies producing everything from ships to steel to solar power are struggling to repay as the worldÂ’s second-largest economy heads for the weakest annual expansion since 1999.

...

“The 2008 stimulus exacerbated an industrial glut that has been in existence since 2003,” S&P’s Liao said. “We expect the government to take measured steps in a crackdown on overcapacity because they need to weigh the impact on financial stability.”

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ChinaÂ’s lending spree has created a debt burden similar in magnitude to the one that pushed Asian nations into crisis in the late 1990s, according to Fitch Ratings.

As companies take on more debt, the efficiency of credit use has deteriorated. Since 2009, for every yuan of credit issued, ChinaÂ’s GDP grew by an average 0.4 yuan, while the pre-2009 average was 0.8 yuan, according to Mike Werner, a Hong Kong-based analyst at Sanford C. Bernstein & Co.

“If credit allocation in China improves, the ultimate credit cycle and economy downturn will be mitigated,” Werner wrote in an Oct. 21 note to investors. “However, if China continues to rely on debt to fund its economic growth, the country’s ultimate credit cycle will be more severe.”

Via Monty, aka @aoshqDOOM

Posted by: Ace at 10:58 AM | Comments (289)
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1 Ummmmm......Ace?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 19, 2013 11:00 AM (da5Wo)

2 Ace got a 27-inchÂ… screen.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 19, 2013 11:01 AM (QF8uk)

3 Wha? Investing in funny money is a bad idea? Who knew?

Posted by: Damiano the Economic Traitor at November 19, 2013 11:01 AM (j0wOO)

4 Great article!  It's really broadened my view.

Posted by: lurker_above at November 19, 2013 11:01 AM (NSE+f)

5 someone blew up da blog...

that said Ace if you look into it the Chinese have cranked back their US debt buying so we'll just print even more unbacked paper...

the Ben Bukkake way.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 19, 2013 11:01 AM (9jfyN)

6 Okay, that should make you feel pretty good and balance out the below excerpts. ======== ace needs an intervention.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at November 19, 2013 11:01 AM (bCEmE)

7 Buy your cheap Chinese knock-offs on eBay now, folks. Just don't count on a warranty.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at November 19, 2013 11:01 AM (qyfb5)

8 Can't they  just  repay their loans in Bitcoin?

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2013 11:02 AM (VndSC)

9 Link what? I see no link? Is this some nintendo joke?

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 19, 2013 11:02 AM (eaIpn)

10 I've been pointing out for years to the "China will rule the world" crowd,they are going to go down,hard.It will not be pretty.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2013 11:02 AM (zqvg6)

11 Let the Bubble BLOW!!!



Posted by: dananjcon at November 19, 2013 11:02 AM (wmU4G)

12 Let's move!  Your shit it too wide!

Posted by: Teh First Lady at November 19, 2013 11:02 AM (pMGkg)

13 Our yellow lab puppy just turned 9 months.  I get to see cute, happy puppy faces like that every day.  Never gets old.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 19, 2013 11:02 AM (KjlbF)

14 At some point, "LOL" is the only possible response.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at November 19, 2013 11:02 AM (sCO74)

15 It's OK-- the Fed can just loan them the money to keep buying our debt!

Posted by: --- at November 19, 2013 11:02 AM (MMC8r)

16 The Chinese are very stupid and all Tea Party crazy.  If they had simply spent more on stimulus, they wouldn't be in this mess.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at November 19, 2013 11:02 AM (yFb77)

17 When you take out loans and end up in a bad way, that's your problem. When the bank continues to loan you money when you can't pay, that's the bank's problem. Looks like it is now the bank's problem, with the bank being China. I guess all those Potemkin cities they threw up just to keep spending money haven't paid off.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 19, 2013 11:03 AM (/Crba)

18

I recall reading articles that mentioned China's empty cities and how China was just building stuff because they didn't know what else to do to keep their economy going.  So now the reckoning is coming.

 

 

Fun times ahead, fun times ahead.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Reprehension, Condemnation, and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2013 11:03 AM (hLRSq)

19 That is a very adorable picture of    alexthechick.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:03 AM (4df7R)

20 Well, that's a new slant on things.

Posted by: Caliban at November 19, 2013 11:03 AM (DrC22)

21 If all these naysayer bitches would STFU, everything would be fine.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Chairman of GM and Inventor of the Volt at November 19, 2013 11:03 AM (j0wOO)

22 All I got was 6.6 trillion puppy binge.

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2013 11:03 AM (fsLdt)

23 I thought them Asian types were smart. Good with numbers and math and stuff.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 19, 2013 11:03 AM (wmU4G)

24 Widescreen, baby.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2013 11:03 AM (lVPtV)

25 10 steevy at November 19, 2013 03:02 PM (zqvg6)

Which is sad I am a bit of a Sinophile at heart actually.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 19, 2013 11:03 AM (9jfyN)

26 I thought the Chinese quit buying our bonds two years ago. Also, robots.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 19, 2013 11:04 AM (QupBk)

27 As long as we can still get MSG, who cares?

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 19, 2013 11:04 AM (XUKZU)

28 Trillion dollar coins!

Posted by: Barack Obama, Chairman of GM and Inventor of the Volt at November 19, 2013 11:04 AM (j0wOO)

29 Nice thing about China, they can take the ones who fucked up on this and summarily execute them.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2013 11:04 AM (VndSC)

30 I love happy puppies! For dinner! -- Preznint "I Regret Very Much"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at November 19, 2013 11:04 AM (ic+2p)

31 I hate it when my glut is exacerbated

Posted by: Caliban at November 19, 2013 11:04 AM (DrC22)

32

I dream about being Chinese for a day.

Posted by: Thomas Friedman at November 19, 2013 11:04 AM (yFb77)

33 It's OK-- the Fed can just loan them the money to keep buying our debt! ...............fuck.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 19, 2013 11:04 AM (da5Wo)

34 Shit that's adorable.

Posted by: RWC at November 19, 2013 11:04 AM (fWAjv)

35 Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Preezy Choom at November 19, 2013 11:04 AM (lVPtV)

36 Fasten your seat belts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2013 11:05 AM (f9c2L)

37 To beat the blues nothing comforts me faster than gazing upon my portrait collection.

Posted by: The Governor at November 19, 2013 11:05 AM (R6JT1)

38 PBS in Pravda mode over Obama's no-God Gettysburg address. Obama chose the no-God one. Now PBS is insisting they chose the no-God one. Transparent bullshit.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 19, 2013 11:05 AM (ZPrif)

39 Nice thing about China, they can take the ones who fucked up on this and summarily execute them.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2013 03:04 PM (VndSC)

 

 

They will find somebody to put the blame on, but fault and blame are not synonyms.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Reprehension, Condemnation, and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2013 11:05 AM (hLRSq)

40 Could be time for a hobo hunt.

Posted by: Killerdog at November 19, 2013 11:05 AM (j3ogR)

41  Heh... Heh.  You said loose.

Posted by: Beavis and Bernanke at November 19, 2013 11:06 AM (pMGkg)

42

That puppy looks like the what they use for boshintang. I've eaten boshintang a bunch of times when I lived in South Korea.  No, I didn't feel invigorated. I've been haunted by those experiences ever since.

Posted by: fastfreefall at November 19, 2013 11:06 AM (5Vw04)

43 That puppy is now dead.


It ate Chinese dog kibble.


Posted by: EC at November 19, 2013 11:06 AM (GQ8sn)

44

A $6.6 trillion credit binge during the past five years, encouraged by Beijing policy makers as stimulus to combat a global economic slowdown, now threatens to stoke a debt crisis. At stake are trillions of yuan in bank loans that companies producing everything from ships to steel to solar power are struggling to repay as the worldÂ’s second-largest economy heads for the weakest annual expansion since 1999

 

Why, it's almost like all the  talk of "China's going to be the next world superpower" were just a bunch of bullshit or something.  LIke maybe everyone (*cough**points at self,  among others**cough*)    who said that    China's   "booming"   economy was a lot of sound and fury signifying nothing were correct.   Like maybe all this saber rattling they've been doing lately with Japan    is    an   attempt to distract the population from the impending      collapse of their paper-thin    economy.

 

Whoda thunk it?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:06 AM (4df7R)

45 Every time Obama lies a puppy dies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2013 11:06 AM (lVPtV)

46 China will grow old before it grows rich. The one-child policy is probably the biggest own-goal ever made by a country.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 19, 2013 11:07 AM (QupBk)

47

 >>>PBS in Pravda mode over Obama's no-God Gettysburg address.<<<

 

 

 

 

Nice work by the jagoff. What would have been a side-note now is a big deal because of his f-up. The guy can't even read something schoolkids read correctly.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2013 11:07 AM (VndSC)

48 So the stimulus made it measurably, empirically worse?

Awesome.  Go team.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 19, 2013 11:07 AM (fwARV)

49 China has used fake currency for years. People were willing to pretend because of the promise of future earnings. They were always more screwed than us.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 19, 2013 11:07 AM (OCBPC)

50

16,000!!!!  Buy  stocks!!!  All  is  well!!!  Math,  the  destroyer  of  worlds  and  cheap  credit.

 

 

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 19, 2013 11:07 AM (rXcBX)

51 China: Too big to fail? 'Yes' checkbox or 'No' checkbox? Better call Vlad on this one.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Chairman of GM and Inventor of the Volt at November 19, 2013 11:08 AM (j0wOO)

52 Japan is now ruling the world, just like I said it would, if the USA didn't come up with an industrial policy.

Posted by: Gary Hartpence at November 19, 2013 11:08 AM (yFb77)

53 When will Barky O'DoucheCanoe do something properly?

I don't mean that metaphorically.  It's a serious question...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 19, 2013 11:08 AM (fwARV)

54 Control economies don't work. On the plus side, everyone with even a hint of knowledge knew the Chinese have been cooking the books for over a decade now (if not longer.) So I'm not sure this is a surprise exactly. China couldn't cook the books forever, and this is one of the ways they're renormalizing I suspect.

Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No really!) at November 19, 2013 11:08 AM (GaqMa)

55 I have no idea how this impacts the global economy, or if this would cause a disastrous pullback in Chinese purchase of American debt



China hasn't been buying our debt since Obama started indiscriminately printing money and that was early in his reign.  In fact they started selling off our debt.


I posted a link several months ago to a chart showing the top holders of American debt.  The Fed is now the major holder of debt by almost double the next one one the chart.


IOW the Treasury is selling the Fed T-Bills.  Otherwise known as monetizing the debt.  Currently at the rate of $80B per month. Which is why real inflation is about 20%.

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2013 11:08 AM (FTQyq)

56 Whoda thunk it? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 19, 2013 03:06 PM (4df7R) Not Krugtron.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at November 19, 2013 11:08 AM (VtjlW)

57 >>>>“If credit allocation in China improves, the ultimate credit cycle and economy downturn will be mitigated,” Werner wrote in an Oct. 21 note to investors. “However, if China continues to rely on debt to fund its economic growth, the country’s ultimate credit cycle will be more severe.” hmmm....

Posted by: Caliban at November 19, 2013 11:08 AM (DrC22)

58 The thing that has really kept the US economy afloat in the last few years of "quantitative easing" has been the way in which the rest of the world have meekly acceded to our exporting inflation their way.

ESPECIALLY to China.

The Chinese government games the figures on inflation just as every other goddamned government in the world does.

But you can bet that your typical ordinary Chinese worker who is working incredibly hard for insanely long hours to get a paltry paycheck surely does notice that the costs of food and of housing are rising out of sight for them. I've seen occasional estimates of Chinese food price inflation up in the 20% range.

Eventually, Stein's Law will out, and this will stop. I suspect it will stop because the Party has to stop it in order to keep a lid on popular unrest in the PRC.

There will then be large second-order effects in the rest of the world, and especially in the USA.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2013 11:08 AM (gqT4g)

59 But at least they got those empty cities all over the place.. they still got that, right?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2013 11:08 AM (f9c2L)

60 ....a half hour later, you want to make another loan!



Posted by: EC at November 19, 2013 11:08 AM (GQ8sn)

61 Is that doggie doing 'community service'? If so, he's supposed to be picking up litter, not sniffing roses.

Posted by: Curmudgeon, all of the time at November 19, 2013 11:08 AM (aDwsi)

62 Friends! Have you considered the benefits of investing in the country of Mongolia? It's just like China, but with Mongolian Beef! -- Stu from the Glenn Beck Show

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at November 19, 2013 11:08 AM (ic+2p)

63 And it looks like China has the same problem.

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2013 11:08 AM (FTQyq)

64 A Chinese credit bubble.  This is my shocked face :\

Posted by: Jim Scrummy at November 19, 2013 11:08 AM (6T8Ay)

65 Send in the Krugtron.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 19, 2013 11:09 AM (wNF3N)

66 Adorable Chinese puppies? Puppies in debt to the Chinese? Oh, wait, doom. Still, there's puppies.

Posted by: joncelli at November 19, 2013 11:09 AM (RD7QR)

67 *saunters in smugly* Puppies suck. *runs for dear life.* *Drops back in to say* This one isn't so bad, though. *flees permanently*

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at November 19, 2013 11:09 AM (r+7wo)

68 As long as China keeps exporting fortune cookies who cares about the economy.

Posted by: Killerdog at November 19, 2013 11:09 AM (j3ogR)

69
Monty stuff usually comes with a cat.  So this post could be a trap.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2013 11:10 AM (iGPSR)

70 The Soviets are going to pass us economically!!!! -Majority of Cold War kremlinologists.

Posted by: Mainah at November 19, 2013 11:10 AM (659DL)

71 Send in the Krugtron.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 19, 2013 03:09 PM (wNF3N)



Is there a Kaiju Class 3 sighting?



Posted by: EC at November 19, 2013 11:10 AM (GQ8sn)

72 That is a very adorable picture of alexthechick. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 19, 2013 03:03 PM (4df7R) It really is, isn't it?

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at November 19, 2013 11:10 AM (VtjlW)

73 45 MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 19, 2013 03:06 PM (4df7R)

The solar panel con job companies are *my* favorite...BUT let's not gloss over a few disquieting things.

1) the Chinese have western trained engineers now, and have gotten a lot of free R+D

2) the factories are real and if they get their Mao on they can turn out a lot of shit through forced labor.


Posted by: sven10077 at November 19, 2013 11:10 AM (9jfyN)

74 So, is this the type of dog Chinese folks prefer to eat, or what?

Posted by: tcn at November 19, 2013 11:10 AM (3kDQa)

75 It's that fucking Cruz's fault.

Posted by: Soona - Navigator/wants to retire to the Grand Cayman Island at November 19, 2013 11:10 AM (66ULQ)

76 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Shrillary at November 19, 2013 11:10 AM (yFb77)

77 -
54 When will Barky O'DoucheCanoe do something properly?

--------------

Do something properly??  Let me introduce my balloon-knot.

Posted by: Reggie L. at November 19, 2013 11:10 AM (8GKDa)

78 ...a half hour later, you want to make another loan! Posted by: EC at November 19, 2013 03:08 PM (GQ8sn) ror!

Posted by: Mainah at November 19, 2013 11:11 AM (659DL)

79 I thought this was a cute kittehs blog?  Now my ying and yang are off with the cute puppeh...

Posted by: Jim Scrummy at November 19, 2013 11:11 AM (6T8Ay)

80 Chinese? Bring 'em on!

Posted by: Sandra Fluck at November 19, 2013 11:11 AM (DrC22)

81 So, does this mean we'll be awash in H1B Visa applicants?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:11 AM (sByIH)

82 So, the most vibrant economy in the world is in trouble, you say? I'm sure that the US Treasury has a bailout for them. How do you say "quantitative easing" in Mandarin? Thomas Friedman......most surprised.

Posted by: Severe Conservative riding Orca at November 19, 2013 11:11 AM (RFeQD)

83 Send in the Krugtron. The US should revoke his visa, and say itÂ’s because we donÂ’t want China to steal him away. Think theyÂ’d fall for it?

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 19, 2013 11:11 AM (QF8uk)

84 71 Mainah at November 19, 2013 03:10 PM (659DL)

as I said then "get back to me when they can consistently offer their people socks, BUT *we* are being ran by Kremlin types these days

Posted by: sven10077 at November 19, 2013 11:11 AM (9jfyN)

85 Control economies don't work. ----------------------- Don't worry, I have a Five-Year plan. Hmm..., what's that? It's already *been* five years? Oh shit....

Posted by: Barky at November 19, 2013 11:12 AM (aDwsi)

86 The Russians and Indians should be very worried.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2013 11:12 AM (zqvg6)

87 Does this mean I wont be able to combine lunch and dinner specials?


Posted by: dananjcon at November 19, 2013 11:12 AM (wmU4G)

88 Of course they are going to continue to rely on credit to fuel their growth.  Aren't they building huge, modern cities/buildings, etc that no one uses or lives in?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 19, 2013 11:12 AM (vg8iE)

89 Unpossible!

Posted by: Paul Krugman at November 19, 2013 11:12 AM (YVWNt)

90 Make way for ducklings.

Posted by: The fowl Governor at November 19, 2013 11:12 AM (R6JT1)

91 Don't forget that they have hundreds of millions of "extra" men without a chance at marriage.  It's a recipe for a "Wag the Dog" war against....  Pick your enemy.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at November 19, 2013 11:12 AM (71LDo)

92

So the stimulus made it measurably, empirically worse?


Awesome. Go team.

 

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 19, 2013 03:07 PM (fwARV)

 

 

It's not ALL bad.    They used a lot of that money to build enormous   cities where nobody lives,     military equipment   that falls apart,       high speed trains that go slower than the bus,    and  bridges that tend to collapse.   

 

I mean,    we've got all that stuff, too, but it took us YEARS to get there.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:13 AM (4df7R)

93 The Russians and Indians should be very worried. Don't forget the Norks!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:13 AM (sByIH)

94

We have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House.

Posted by: John McCain at November 19, 2013 11:13 AM (Pr6hk)

95 定量宽松

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 19, 2013 11:13 AM (QupBk)

96 Krugman: "All that we need is some inflation, that will set things right."

Posted by: Barky at November 19, 2013 11:13 AM (aDwsi)

97 Not Krugtron.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at November 19, 2013 03:08 PM (VtjlW)

 

 

His   very existence is an insult to me and my fellow Hobbits.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:13 AM (4df7R)

98

No  longer  satisfied  with  trillions  Japan   has  moved   into  the  quadrillion  territory  with  their  yen  printing.  They're  so  far  past  fucked  they  couldn't  catch  a  bus  back  to  fucked.

 

 

 

 

 

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 19, 2013 11:13 AM (rXcBX)

99 I think I'm coming down with a bit of a cold, comrade. [cough; cough]

Posted by: the baltic dry index at November 19, 2013 11:13 AM (fIgFc)

100 69 As long as China keeps exporting fortune cookies who cares about the economy. Posted by: Killerdog at November 19, 2013 03:09 PM (j3ogR) Exactly, they'll make up for it with VOLUME! Now, go make me a sammich... with a side order of fortune cookies.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at November 19, 2013 11:13 AM (ic+2p)

101 87 The Russians and Indians should be very worried.

_______________

I am.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at November 19, 2013 11:14 AM (yFb77)

102 As long as China keeps exporting fortune cookies who cares about the economy. My girlfriend got a really weird one last week. “A nice cake is waiting for you.” I of course had to say, the fortune is a lie.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at November 19, 2013 11:14 AM (QF8uk)

103
Fluck Amelican grassholes, China bee big boy and number one in world soon. 

Posted by: General Tso. Fast Food Impresario at November 19, 2013 11:14 AM (pJF+c)

104 I believe fortune cookies are one thing actually made in the USA.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2013 11:14 AM (zqvg6)

105 47 China will grow old before it grows rich. The one-child policy is probably the biggest own-goal ever made by a country. Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 19, 2013 03:07 PM (QupBk) The only chance the Chinese have of forestalling this crises, is to adopt Obamacare...

Posted by: President Romeo13... at November 19, 2013 11:14 AM (lZBBB)

106 It really is, isn't it?

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at November 19, 2013 03:10 PM (VtjlW)

 

 

It is!   Especially the big,   dewy   brown eyes alight with wonder.   ^_^

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:14 AM (4df7R)

107 It's a recipe for a "Wagyu Dog"
...........
FIFY!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2013 11:14 AM (f9c2L)

108 The fact that so many people believe you can spend yourself out of debt, after *history*, is disquieting. What China will have to do to keep the population manageable after a reversion to direct-control slave labor production is even more disquieting, but just as connected to *history*, from which very few people learn.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at November 19, 2013 11:14 AM (qyfb5)

109 We've always been at war with Eastasia.

Posted by: Oceania at November 19, 2013 11:14 AM (Kxz3Y)

110 No longer satisfied with trillions Japan has moved into the quadrillion territory with their yen printing. They're so far past fucked they couldn't catch a bus back to fucked. Ludicrious speed!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2013 11:15 AM (t+DWU)

111 No what would be helpful. Some free trade. But Obama hasn't negotiated a single trade agreement while in office. He let Congress vote on the Bush-negotiated deals with Korea, Panama, and Colombia. But he hasn't signed a single while in office. And shows no interest in doing so.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 19, 2013 11:15 AM (ZPrif)

112 Our yellow lab puppy just turned 9 months. I get to see cute, happy puppy faces like that every day. Never gets old. Posted by: Muad'dib at November 19, 2013 03:02 PM (KjlbF) ------------- Picking up my chocolate lab puppy in 4 weeks. The days are just dragging by.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2013 11:15 AM (hmRNA)

113 106 President Romeo13... at November 19, 2013 03:14 PM (lZBBB)

eh...or they can start relaxing it...which they are.

Cultures that demonize having babies have admitted they suck....

America<----like that guy

Posted by: sven10077 at November 19, 2013 11:15 AM (9jfyN)

114

>>Why, it's almost like all the talk of "China's going to be the next world superpower" were just a bunch of bullshit or something. LIke maybe everyone (*cough**points at self, among others**cough*) who said that China's "booming" economy was a lot of sound and fury signifying nothing were correct. Like maybe all this saber rattling they've been doing lately with Japan is an attempt to distract the population from the impending collapse of their paper-thin economy.
.

.

.For some reason China seems to implode about every 50 years.  1900s and the Boxer Rebellion, 1950s and the Communist take over and attempted exploitation of the Korea issue.  They are a decade overdue for this one. 

Posted by: Registered Voter at November 19, 2013 11:15 AM (kYfFr)

115 Hmm..., what's that? It's already *been* five years? Oh shit.... Posted by: Barky at November 19, 2013 03:12 PM (aDwsi) Time for the "New Economic Policy" comrade!

Posted by: Mainah at November 19, 2013 11:15 AM (659DL)

116 Come and get it while the gettin' is still good!

Posted by: Wal Mart at November 19, 2013 11:15 AM (LA7Cm)

117

So what do one-party dicatorships with a historical track record of genocidal insanity usually do when facing the possibility of economic catastrophe and domestic turmoil?

 

Yeah, that. Maybe Japan, South Korea, Taiwan and the Philippines should start intensifying their respective military expenditures. I doubt they think they can count on us to honor longstanding treaty obligations.

Posted by: troyriser at November 19, 2013 11:16 AM (2jF2B)

118 讓我們來談談關於機器人

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 19, 2013 11:16 AM (QupBk)

119 Well, maybe debt problems will slow down any bride-raids they may make on their neighbors.

Posted by: Marbury v. Madison, 5 U.S. 137 (1803), sucks! at November 19, 2013 11:16 AM (1/4XQ)

120 Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, do not worry citizens..... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I will bail them out.

Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at November 19, 2013 11:16 AM (32Ze2)

121 Picking up my chocolate lab puppy in 4 weeks. The days are just dragging by. I want a dog, but it's not going to happen for a while.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:16 AM (sByIH)

122 112 He';s only interested in golfing,fundraising,campaigning ,vacationing and destroying America.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2013 11:16 AM (zqvg6)

123 So what will this do to those plants GE has in the PRC?  Or all those cheap Apple products made with prison labour?

Man this would be a financial abyss if the PRC does implode.  Not even tossing the Krugtron into a volcano will appease this mess.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2013 11:16 AM (5tMRX)

124 Don't forget that they have hundreds of millions of "extra" men without a chance at marriage. It's a recipe for a "Wag the Dog" war against.... Pick your enemy. Posted by: dfbaskwill at November 19, 2013 03:12 PM (71LDo) Note, Russia is modernizing their Far East Armor Forces with upgraded upgunned t-72s....

Posted by: President Romeo13... at November 19, 2013 11:16 AM (lZBBB)

125 Awwww...that's one little happy helpful fellow.

Posted by: Comrade Jesse, not welcoming our socialist overlords at November 19, 2013 11:16 AM (kkbgQ)

126 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 19, 2013 03:15 PM (hmRNA) I'm patiently waiting for my cousin to start breeding his duck hunting dog (which he claims he'll start doing any year now) so that I can plead with him for the runt of the litter. (Given what he paid, I doubt I could afford anything above that.)

Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No really!) at November 19, 2013 11:16 AM (GaqMa)

127 87 The Russians and Indians should be very worried.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2013 03:12 PM (zqvg6)


Didn't think of that but it makes sense. And the Chinese people will happily fight the Japanese. (Maybe not so much the Indians. Pretty damn cold on their mutual border.)

Posted by: joncelli at November 19, 2013 11:16 AM (RD7QR)

128 Isn't that a Golden Retriever?  I know yellow labs look similar, but I think that's a golden..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2013 11:17 AM (f9c2L)

129 Blame Jimmy Kimmel

Posted by: The fowl Governor at November 19, 2013 11:17 AM (R6JT1)

130 Every time Obama lies a puppy dies.
Hey! That's our job!

Posted by: PETA at November 19, 2013 11:17 AM (fIgFc)

131 What China will have to do to keep the population manageable after a reversion to direct-control slave labor production is even more disquieting, but just as connected to *history*, from which very few people learn. What's a hundred million here or there?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2013 11:17 AM (t+DWU)

132 For some reason China seems to implode about every 50 years. 1900s and the Boxer Rebellion, 1950s and the Communist take over and attempted exploitation of the Korea issue. They are a decade overdue for this one.

 

Posted by: Registered Voter at November 19, 2013 03:15 PM (kYfFr)

 

Only   because   we managed to go pinwheeling into economic freefall ourselves c.2008.   It kind of took the edge off so the rest of the world could just blame us for a while.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:17 AM (4df7R)

133 The Russians and Indians should be very worried.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2013 03:12 PM (zqvg6)

 

 

--------------------------------------------

 

 

What?  Me worried? 

Posted by: Fauxchahontas -- senate princess at November 19, 2013 11:17 AM (66ULQ)

134 Bunny anatomy: http://goo.gl/jbMDyk

Posted by: Comrade Jesse, not welcoming our socialist overlords at November 19, 2013 11:17 AM (kkbgQ)

135 Obama reportedly to pen letter to Afghan people admitting 'mistakes,' as part of security deal Published November 19, 2 Oh hell why not, he has apologized to everyone else

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2013 11:17 AM (t3UFN)

136 When will Barky O'DoucheCanoe do something properly?

Do you know how many years I've been telling him "no teeth"?  That's what made Kal Penn flee back to Hollywood.

Posted by: Reggie Love at November 19, 2013 11:17 AM (B/VB5)

137 China needs a government-run health insurance program that will generate millions of new jobs immediately and some empty city infrastructure spending. Goos/Peking Duck, etc.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at November 19, 2013 11:17 AM (659DL)

138 112 No what would be helpful. Some free trade.
But Obama hasn't negotiated a single trade agreement while in office.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 19, 2013 03:15 PM (ZPrif)


I posted a link to a major agreement they have recently negotiated in secret this morning.  It includes all kinds of shit and he has pulled an international Boner and sold us out for a bag of juju beans and a promise.


http://tinyurl.com/kfopbx5

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2013 11:17 AM (FTQyq)

139 so, since i didn't understand any of that, i can be assured that it will not affect me in any way.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2013 11:18 AM (SO2Q8)

140 The Russians and Indians should be very worried.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2013 03:12 PM (zqvg6)





Fauxcahontas: White man give us many beads, shiny things and fire water for our land. We...wait wrong Indians

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2013 11:18 AM (1Jaio)

141 97 Krugman: "All that we need is some inflation, that will set things right." Posted by: Barky at November 19, 2013 03:13 PM (aDwsi) And an invasion of beings from outer space... which we will defeat via our Kumbaya Koalition of the United Erf.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at November 19, 2013 11:18 AM (u6nf+)

142 I believe fortune cookies are one thing actually made in the USA.
-
My last fortune cookie said, "We're Screwed." I guess the fortune cookie guy watches Fox News, too.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 19, 2013 11:18 AM (XUKZU)

143 So, when is Putin taking that Panama Canal off their hands?

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at November 19, 2013 11:18 AM (sCO74)

144 There can be only one.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at November 19, 2013 11:18 AM (5ikDv)

145 When the Chinese stop backing the Norks, do you think the South Koreans will do a little house cleaning?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:18 AM (sByIH)

146 Man this would be a financial abyss if the PRC does implode. Not even tossing the Krugtron into a volcano will appease this mess.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2013 03:16 PM (5tMRX)

 

 

What if we    added   in Thomas Friedman and   Matty "Turnipthulu, the Bouncing Turnip" Yglesias gratis?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:18 AM (4df7R)

147 >> The Russians and Indians should be very worried.
 
Looting and pillaging is a quick way to acquire fresh assets.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 19, 2013 11:18 AM (wNF3N)

148 The problem with attacking Japan is it has to be done over water,against a very good Japanese navy(excuse me Maritime Self Defense Force)

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2013 11:19 AM (zqvg6)

149 “However, if China continues to rely on debt to fund its economic growth, the country’s ultimate credit cycle will be more severe.” Wait. You mean you can't borrow your way to prosperity? Somebody has to actually buy something with money earned from the sale of something else? Who knew?

Posted by: Call me Ishmael at November 19, 2013 11:19 AM (O7OxF)

150 We can maintain the deficit at over a trillion dollars a year, the Chinese will lend it to us.

Posted by: Low Information Senator at November 19, 2013 11:19 AM (Pr6hk)

151 And Obama only allowed votes on those FTAs after he re-opened the deals and forced more anti-trade items on them. A severely dickish move to do to your partners, changing a previously agreed upon deal.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 19, 2013 11:19 AM (ZPrif)

152 I'm patiently waiting for my cousin to start breeding his duck hunting dog (which he claims he'll start doing any year now) Might want to re-phrase that.......

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2013 11:19 AM (t+DWU)

153 If ace were a dog, I think he would look like this: http://goo.gl/cLlkp6 See that sexy smile? That come hither look? How can you resist his suaveness?

Posted by: Comrade Jesse, not welcoming our socialist overlords at November 19, 2013 11:19 AM (kkbgQ)

154 China + Pakistan v. India. You know that shit's a'coming.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at November 19, 2013 11:20 AM (sCO74)

155 icking up my chocolate lab puppy in 4 weeks. The days are just dragging by. Posted by: Empire --------------- Hold it. There making dogs in laboratories now?

Posted by: Rip Van Winkle at November 19, 2013 11:20 AM (aDwsi)

156 Free and easy with your Chinese-fiat currency is no way to go through life son.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at November 19, 2013 11:20 AM (wmU4G)

157 I propose we swap our worthless debt for their worthless debt.

Plus, they get Jugears McFuckstick to run their healthcare.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 19, 2013 11:20 AM (wtvvX)

158 *They're

Posted by: Rip Van Winkle at November 19, 2013 11:20 AM (aDwsi)

159 Forget about Russia,despite their recent appearance of strength at the expense of our retarded leaders they are in far worse shape in every way than China.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2013 11:20 AM (zqvg6)

160

"By the way,  when I   talked about priming the pump, I didn't mean THIS shit."

 

- Even   Keynes    is   spinning in his grave

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:21 AM (4df7R)

161 I'm patiently waiting for my cousin to start breeding his duck hunting dog That's a Class A Misdemeanor in most states.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 19, 2013 11:21 AM (QupBk)

162 The Russians and Indians should be very worried. Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2013 03:12 PM (zqvg6) Fauxcahontas: White man give us many beads, shiny things and fire water for our land. We...wait wrong Indians 7/11, NOT casino....

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2013 11:21 AM (t+DWU)

163 MWR, well only if the volcano in question likes indigestion.  Toss in Robert Reich as an appetizer?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2013 11:21 AM (5tMRX)

164 A severely dickish move to do to your partners, changing a previously agreed upon deal. But the baritone! And the whistling sss.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:21 AM (sByIH)

165 Me Chinese, me play joke. Me destroy global economy.

Posted by: wooga at November 19, 2013 11:21 AM (cgX+7)

166 That's the problem with QEs. An hour later you're hungry again.

Posted by: the Krugster at November 19, 2013 11:21 AM (fIgFc)

167 Not Krugtron. Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at November 19, 2013 03:08 PM (VtjlW) *AHEM* *points at StyleGuide*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 19, 2013 11:21 AM (da5Wo)

168 But he hasn't signed a single while in office. And shows no interest in doing so.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 19, 2013 03:15 PM (ZPrif)

 

 

He shows no interest in doing anything because he is incurious by nature and too immature to be told bad news.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Reprehension, Condemnation, and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2013 11:21 AM (hLRSq)

169 China has a significant muslim population as well.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2013 11:21 AM (zqvg6)

170 My last fortune cookie said, "We're Screwed." I guess the fortune cookie guy watches Fox News, too. Posted by: WalrusRex at November 19, 2013 03:18 PM (XUKZU) When reading fortune cookies, you must add "in bed" to the end of whatever it says. Works every time and fortunes are much more entertaining that way.

Posted by: Damiano the Economic Traitor at November 19, 2013 11:21 AM (j0wOO)

171 Things that won't be discussed at White House.  Their lack of future appetite for US debt may put a dent in our five year plan.


Posted by: Barack O'Stalin at November 19, 2013 11:22 AM (Pr6hk)

172 China + Pakistan v. India. Yes ... The earth will so be ripe for the picking

Posted by: Kodos at November 19, 2013 11:22 AM (QupBk)

173 Trotsky said: We won the war and therefore won the right to ruin the economy.

Posted by: Comrade Jesse, not welcoming our socialist overlords at November 19, 2013 11:23 AM (kkbgQ)

174 The Russians and Indians should be very worried.
Oh, shit!

Posted by: lizzy warren at November 19, 2013 11:23 AM (fIgFc)

175 Clearly shovel ready jobs, green energy and speeches are called for. Don't these Chinese know anything?

Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at November 19, 2013 11:23 AM (oDCMR)

176 Not even tossing the Krugtron into a volcano will appease this mess.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2013 03:16 PM (5tMRX)

 

 

That is no reason, however, not to throw the Krugtron into a volcano.  And Friedman.  And just about every socialist you can lay your hands on.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Reprehension, Condemnation, and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2013 11:23 AM (hLRSq)

177 China + Pakistan v. India. You know that shit's a'coming. Posted by: akula51 at November 19, 2013 03:20 PM (sCO74) That's one way to solve overpopulation problemsÂ… permanently.

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 19, 2013 11:23 AM (XvHmy)

178 chocolate lab puppy

That sounds delicious.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Cosmopolitan World-Traveller at November 19, 2013 11:24 AM (LwqhW)

179 "Don't forget that they have hundreds of millions of 'extra' men without a chance at marriage."

I occasionally follow links that leave me saying "What a world!"

There was one a few days ago about how the Chinese internet is absolutely chock full of gay slash fiction about Benedict Cumberbatch. Especially his modern-Sherlock character.

The Party are real damn quick to stamp out anything behind the Great Firewall that they don't like. (Insanely enough, ducks are currently not something you can allude to.) Whereas by contrast the censors seem to be completely ignoring all this amateur gay Internet fiction. Interesting. There was once a time in the PRC when gays were not thus allowed any latitude, but that has changed.

I figure it's the Party's way of giving at least some of the unmarried men something to keep them busy and quiet and not causing trouble. Second look at Chinese gay weddings?

Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2013 11:24 AM (gqT4g)

180 The problem with attacking Japan is it has to be done over water,against a very good Japanese navy(excuse me Maritime Self Defense Force)

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2013 03:19 PM (zqvg6)

 

I doubt China cares.   They have   oodles of   young men   they need to get rid of, and FAST,    before they start   boiling over in full-fledged revolution.      A little   nationalistic fervor coupled with some   otherwise fruitless attacks    against an old enemy,    using    substandard equipment  manufactured in   corrupt   government military factories,   should use up    plenty of them.     

 

Meanwhile Japan's population gets smaller and older by the day.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:24 AM (4df7R)

181 It is! Especially the big, dewy brown eyes alight with wonder. ^_^ Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 19, 2013 03:14 PM (4df7R) Awww, thanks!
(pssst, I have blue eyes but I'll forgive you, what with being a delicate flower of innocent virture)

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at November 19, 2013 11:24 AM (VtjlW)

182 160 steevy at November 19, 2013 03:20 PM (zqvg6)

same "fuck having babies" dynamic at work Steevy...

if Russia wised up and let people be free there they'd have a golden age

Posted by: sven10077 at November 19, 2013 11:24 AM (9jfyN)

183

Not even tossing the Krugtron into a volcano will appease this mess.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2013 03:16 PM (5tMRX)

-------

 

Definitely worth a try.

Posted by: meh at November 19, 2013 11:24 AM (W2qJe)

184 Anyone remember that video of the Chinese college kids thirty years from now laughing about how they owned us due to our bad loans? Ha! You are every bit as screwed as we are! wait...

Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2013 11:24 AM (hO9ad)

185 My blonde lab is about three years old now.

Cuternell....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 19, 2013 11:24 AM (wtvvX)

186 [iWhen reading fortune cookies, you must add "in bed" to the end of whatever it says.

Works every time and fortunes are much more entertaining that way.

Posted by: Damiano the Economic Traitor at November 19, 2013 03:21 PM (j0wOO)[/i]

 

 

Or "between the sheets."

 

E.G, "We're screwed between the sheets."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:24 AM (4df7R)

187 Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2013 03:19 PM (t+DWU) Eh, I 'll let it stand. It's animal husbandry, there's no way to write it without it sounding lewd and improper.

Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No really!) at November 19, 2013 11:25 AM (GaqMa)

188 That pup looks like a future lunch at Sixteen Hundred Pennsylvania Ave.

Posted by: Guy Fieri at November 19, 2013 11:25 AM (Pr6hk)

189 chocolate lab puppy That sounds delicious. Posted by: Barack --------------- Skip the lab puppy, go with a Heritage puppy. More flavor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 19, 2013 11:25 AM (aDwsi)

190 now that puppeh is calming me down....i don't want to fight any longer

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at November 19, 2013 11:25 AM (8JJ6O)

191 Picking up my chocolate lab puppy in 4 weeks. The days are just dragging by.
It's Lent already???

Posted by: president o'bumbles at November 19, 2013 11:26 AM (fIgFc)

192 170 China has a significant muslim population as well. Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2013 03:21 PM (zqvg6) Which they can buy off by saying their space program is an outreach program for their fuzzy wuzzy muzzie brothers. Worked wonders for us, didn't it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at November 19, 2013 11:26 AM (oPVx2)

193 When the Chinese stop backing the Norks, do you think the South Koreans will do a little house cleaning? Posted by: bonhomme
.............
While that would be fun to watch, one must remember the Norks have a 1 million man army, and artillery close enough to Seoul to level it in a couple hours.

The fun part might be lobbing a few tactical nukes into the DMZ against those artillery positions!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2013 11:26 AM (f9c2L)

194

>>Things that won't be discussed at White House. Their lack of future appetite for US debt may put a dent in our five year plan.

.

.

.To QE Infinity and Beyond!!!!

Posted by: Janet Yellen at November 19, 2013 11:26 AM (kYfFr)

195 Hey, good news guys! Since the Fed has bought most of the new debt issued over the last few years (and even a good deal of third party owned debt) the Chinese aren't a big buyer of our debt anymore. No one is, except really us (through the power of the printing press, not savings). In short, while we are really fucked and so are the Chinese we don't really have to worry about who buys our debt. Well, we should worry, but I hear Weimar is a really good starting point for a big future economic expansion.

Posted by: Ben Bernanke at November 19, 2013 11:26 AM (aN78T)

196 Fortune cookies that I have received.
"Fear is interest paid on a debt you may not owe."

This one makes me think of Krugtron - "Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects."

This fortune cookie probably inspired Marco Polo - "Travelling to the east will bring you great rewards."

"If there is no wind, there will be no wave."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2013 11:26 AM (5tMRX)

197 MWR, well only if the volcano in question likes indigestion. Toss in Robert Reich as an appetizer?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2013 03:21 PM (5tMRX)

 

Stuff a few rolls of Tums in his pockets first and it'll be smooth sailing from there out.

 

 

(pssst, I have blue eyes but I'll forgive you, what with being a delicate flower of innocent virture)

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at November 19, 2013 03:24 PM (VtjlW)

 

Darn it!   I couldn't remember if they were blue or brown.   I think "brown hair" and automatically give the individual brown eyes.   Gomen!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:27 AM (4df7R)

198 The Russians and Indians should be very worried. Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2013 03:12 PM (zqvg6) Nyet, our plan is get Chinese hooked on Krokodil. We sell skin grafts...profit!

Posted by: Russia at November 19, 2013 11:28 AM (Ec6wH)

199 Brown hair,I thought AtC was a soulless ginger?

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2013 11:28 AM (zqvg6)

200 Something tells me none  of this is going to end well..

Posted by: Soona at November 19, 2013 11:28 AM (66ULQ)

201 While that would be fun to watch, one must remember the Norks have a 1 million man army, and artillery close enough to Seoul to level it in a couple hours. --- A 1 million man army doesn't really mean shit if they're malnourished, ill-trained, and inexperienced. I'd be more worried about the artillery, though I figure that good targeting and either some bunker busters or daisy cutters could minimize those issues.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 19, 2013 11:29 AM (/Crba)

202

When the Chinese stop backing the Norks, do you think the South Koreans will do a little house cleaning?

Posted by: bonhomme

 

Not right away.   Without China there to boost them up, all SoKo would have to do is give it a year or so and the   Norks would starve themselves out completely.   Then    the Sorks could go in and clean house.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:29 AM (4df7R)

203 About a month or so ago, 60 Minutes did a story on entire cities of empty houses bought by China's "middle class" with excess income they could not invest aboard.

Posted by: Dan Shore at November 19, 2013 11:29 AM (e8kgV)

204 Our Aussie just turned one today. Man, he was a cute puppy, but I guess he's considered a teenager now.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 19, 2013 11:29 AM (Ec6wH)

205 170 China has a significant muslim population as well. Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2013 03:21 PM (zqvg6) And a growing Moslem Problem... the Politbureau will not allow any God Before Them....

Posted by: President Romeo13.... at November 19, 2013 11:29 AM (lZBBB)

206 201 Soona at November 19, 2013 03:28 PM (66ULQ)

Go long on SPF-1290 futures....

Suntan

Posted by: sven10077 at November 19, 2013 11:29 AM (9jfyN)

207 How to stop the NORK army from invading?  Deploy food along the DMZ.

How to stop the PRC PLA from invading?  Blow-up dolls.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2013 11:30 AM (5tMRX)

208 230 They'd eat each other.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2013 11:30 AM (zqvg6)

209 Fortune Cookies are actually made in Brooklyn.  Seriously.  The Puppy in question is a Lab.  Golden Retrievers have longer hair and they tend towards a more caramel color.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 19, 2013 11:30 AM (32Ze2)

210 WalMart and Target hardest hit.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 19, 2013 11:30 AM (tmFlQ)

211 Why no post about the nude train goddess? cbsloc.al/1bzRo5L

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 19, 2013 11:30 AM (XvHmy)

212 209 230 They'd eat each other. You have a time machine!?

Posted by: Marty McFly at November 19, 2013 11:30 AM (Ec6wH)

213 Brown hair,I thought AtC was a soulless ginger?

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2013 03:28 PM (zqvg6)

 

Yes, but in my HEAD I see brown.

 

It's like when a book tells you that    a character has blond hair, but you'd already decided their hair was black.   I know AtC's hair is ginger, but dammit, I can't stop   picturing it as brown.

 

My head's a weird place.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:31 AM (4df7R)

214 Maybe someone above has already said it, but at least the Chinese didn't waste $500 Million on a website that doesn't work.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at November 19, 2013 11:31 AM (GgPam)

215 Is this a peek inside MWR's brain???
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Tim-Walker-photography-18.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2013 11:32 AM (5tMRX)

216 No,but the Chinese wasted billions on cities no one lives in.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2013 11:32 AM (zqvg6)

217 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 19, 2013 03:29 PM (4df7R) Nope... now that the NORKs have a semi functional Nuclear Weapon.... they calculus changes... Because a Nuc deployed in the mountains on THEIR side of the DMZ, will sill affect the major population centers of South Korea... Seoul to DMZ? 30 miles...

Posted by: President Romeo13.... at November 19, 2013 11:32 AM (lZBBB)

218 209: Dammit, you've locked us in by using that time machine Ace totally doesn't have! Now we have to be sure comment 230 says something appropriate for that response!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, upholstering his throne of skulls at November 19, 2013 11:32 AM (naUcP)

219 Is this a peek inside MWR's brain???
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Tim-Walker-photography-18.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2013 03:32 PM (5tMRX)

 

 

...

 

Not gonna lie - that gave me deja vu.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:32 AM (4df7R)

220 Big government equals big waste.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2013 11:33 AM (zqvg6)

221 What the Chinese need is a 1 Trillion Yuan coin...... and a lot of broken windows.

Posted by: KRUGATRON at November 19, 2013 11:33 AM (32Ze2)

222

>>I'd be more worried about the artillery, though I figure that good targeting and either some bunker busters or daisy cutters could minimize those issues.

.

.The North's Artillery is dug in deep and concealed all along the DMZ and it would be a cold plated bitch to target and destroy it before they get off a few volleys.

Posted by: Registered Voter at November 19, 2013 11:33 AM (kYfFr)

223 Heh.  No worries.  We'll just buy our own debt.

Posted by: Ben Bernanke at November 19, 2013 11:33 AM (8ZskC)

224 158 I propose we swap our worthless debt for their worthless debt.Plus, they get Jugears McFuckstick to run their healthcare.Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 19, 2013 03:20 PM (wtvvX) Can we throw John McCain in for good measure? I could live with that deal.

Posted by: Killerdog at November 19, 2013 11:33 AM (j3ogR)

225

Speaking of doggies and the Chinese.....I am finding dog treats that specifically say 'Made in America' on them due to the Chinese use of God knows what that is killing dogs.

My 4 year old yellow Lab makes it really hard to get out of bed in the morning.  They are like living, breathing, very warm pillows that snuggle with you.

Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2013 11:34 AM (G+Wff)

226 209: Dammit, you've locked us in by using that time machine Ace totally doesn't have! Now we have to be sure comment 230 says something appropriate for that response!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, upholstering his throne of skulls at November 19, 2013 03:32 PM (naUcP)

 

Dammit, you're right.

 

229, I curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:34 AM (4df7R)

227 What the Chinese need is a 1 Trillion Yuan coin...... and a lot of broken windows.


And lots of very small spoons.

Posted by: Milton Friedman at November 19, 2013 11:34 AM (8ZskC)

228 Anti-Paradox question: What would happen if Michael Moore and Oprah were stuck on a desert island? /crosses fingers for 230

Posted by: Brother Cavil, upholstering his throne of skulls at November 19, 2013 11:34 AM (naUcP)

229 Missed by one! Question stands...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, upholstering his throne of skulls at November 19, 2013 11:34 AM (naUcP)

230 One thing about puppies, it seems to be acceptable for them to step or sit on their siblings head. It's not considered a faux pas like it is for humans. For instance, if I sat on Ace's head while he was taking a nap, he would fuck me up. But if were both puppies, he wouldn't even wake up. Strange, no?

Posted by: Comrade Jesse, not welcoming our socialist overlords at November 19, 2013 11:34 AM (kkbgQ)

231 230!!!!!!

Posted by: KRUGATRON at November 19, 2013 11:35 AM (32Ze2)

232 Oh, sure, racist crackers, don't have a black lab featured at your hate site! But if you make a donation to my foundation, I'll let it slide this time.

Posted by: the rev. al sharpton at November 19, 2013 11:35 AM (fIgFc)

233 Anti-Paradox question: What would happen if Michael Moore and Oprah were stuck on a desert island? /crosses fingers for 230 Posted by: Brother Cavil, upholstering his throne of skulls at November 19, 2013 03:34 PM (naUcP) NOOOOO!!!!!!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at November 19, 2013 11:35 AM (659DL)

234 ...and paradox averted! Now lock that time machine up better! I don't want to have to do that again!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, upholstering his throne of skulls at November 19, 2013 11:35 AM (naUcP)

235 if Russia wised up and let people be free there they'd have a golden age

Posted by: sven10077 at November 19, 2013 03:24 PM (9jfyN)

 

 

-------------------------------------------------

 

 

They had a golden opportunity, but they themselves decided they didn't want that kind of freedom.   Socialism runs deep in the Russian psyche.

Posted by: Soona at November 19, 2013 11:35 AM (66ULQ)

236

You're too linear, Ace.

1.  North Korea declares it bought the debt from China, and China agrees.  They sign a 100-year debt contract.

2.  North Korea declares it sells the servicing of the note to Iran, and Iran signs a contract to buy it over 100 years.

3. Their UN ambassadors bank the contracts in a safety deposit box in New York City.

4.  The U.S. government seizes these "assets" and freezes them.

5. From now until the next world war, China refuses to pay anybody for debts it sold to North Korea; North Korea insists Iran is responsible; Iran demands its liability be litigated in US federal court; the US government acknowledges the existence of the impounded "assets" but denies liability or jurisdiction for the transfers described within the contracts.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at November 19, 2013 11:35 AM (5xmd7)

237 229 Anti-Paradox question: What would happen if Michael Moore and Oprah were stuck on a desert island?

/crosses fingers for 230

Posted by: Brother Cavil, upholstering his throne of skulls at November 19, 2013 03:34 PM (naUcP)

 

 

 

It would tip over...dummy!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at November 19, 2013 11:35 AM (gvqyH)

238 Anti-Paradox question: What would happen if Michael Moore and Oprah were stuck on a desert island?

/crosses fingers for 230

Posted by: Brother Cavil, upholstering his throne of skulls at November 19, 2013 03:34 PM (naUcP)

**

The Island would tip. Duh.



Posted by: dananjcon at November 19, 2013 11:35 AM (wmU4G)

239 Maybe someone above has already said it, but at least the Chinese didn't waste $500 Million on a website that doesn't work.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at November 19, 2013 03:31 PM (GgPam)

 

 

Instead they built vast new cities in the middle of nowhere that have no people living in them.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Reprehension, Condemnation, and More at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2013 11:35 AM (hLRSq)

240 *perks ears up*

MWR had deja vu?  Do tell. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2013 11:36 AM (5tMRX)

241 Have you seen our new Heritage Loan Policy?  It's much improved.

Posted by: Krugtron the Invincible at November 19, 2013 11:36 AM (TKFmG)

242 Yes, but in my HEAD I see brown. It's like when a book tells you that a character has blond hair, but you'd already decided their hair was black. I know AtC's hair is ginger, but dammit, I can't stop picturing it as brown. My head's a weird place. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 19, 2013 03:31 PM (4df7R) Actually, considering the view you have of the top of my head, I'm surprised you don't picture me as having white hair. Stupid aging and emblondening. Also motherfucker, I cancelled the regingering for Tuesday because we were supposed to start trial but didn't and rescheduled it for tomorrow and now trial is starting tomorrow. Fuck it, I'm not rescheduling that yet, hopefully we'll be done tomorrow.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at November 19, 2013 11:36 AM (VtjlW)

243 Can we throw John McCain in for good measure? I could live with that deal.

Posted by: Killerdog at November 19, 2013 03:33 PM (j3ogR)

 

Any chance to throw Juan McLame anywhere is a chance to be savored and then exercised with extreme prejudice.

 

For example, I would recommend we add McLame to our list of worthless statists who we will sacrifice to the volcano to appease the global economic    DOOM dragon.    He can go in between Reich and Krugtron the Invincible.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:36 AM (4df7R)

244 Gotcha covered, Chicoms.

Posted by: That Yellen Woman at November 19, 2013 11:36 AM (ZWaLo)

245 Oh, oh, sometimes I get a good feeling, yeah
I get a feeling that I never never had before, no no
I get a feeling, yeah
Oh oh, sometimes I get a good feeling, yeah
I get a feeling that I never never had before, no no
I get a feeling, yeah

... this story isn't one of those moments

Posted by: Kathleen "ObamaDoesn'tCare" Sebelius at November 19, 2013 11:37 AM (e8kgV)

246 Anti-Paradox question: What would happen if Michael Moore and Oprah were stuck on a desert island?


One of them would eat for a day?

Posted by: joncelli at November 19, 2013 11:37 AM (RD7QR)

247 Posted by: Registered Voter at November 19, 2013 03:33 PM (kYfFr) Yup... the NORKs have had 50 YEARS to dig in... Add in unguided Missiles.... and you have a mess... The NORKs would not win, as their Army is primarily armed with 1950s technology... where as the South is a Modern Mechanised Force... Like we USED to have.... But getting past those dug in positions would be a problem 'short' of an Amphibious landing North of the DMZ to cut them off.... and even then the South would get pounded for a long time with the ammunition stockpiled there... There best thing we ever gamed out was a Decapitating Strike aimed at the Norths Command and Control....

Posted by: President Romeo13.... at November 19, 2013 11:37 AM (lZBBB)

248 By the way if no one's mentioned it, Who fans should go check out Night of the Doctor on youtube. It pretty definitively answers the question of what the anniversary special is going to be about.

Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2013 11:37 AM (hO9ad)

249 Actually, considering the view you have of the top of my head, I'm surprised you don't picture me as having white hair. Stupid aging and emblondening.

Also motherfucker, I cancelled the regingering for Tuesday because we were supposed to start trial but didn't and rescheduled it for tomorrow and now trial is starting tomorrow. Fuck it, I'm not rescheduling that yet, hopefully we'll be done tomorrow.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at November 19, 2013 03:36 PM (VtjlW)

 

 

BTW, I still refuse to believe you're ten years my senior. 

 

Will your lack of regingering anger the judge?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:39 AM (4df7R)

250 I had a colleague travel to China at least 10 years ago (probably longer) to value some portfolios of Chinese debt.  They said it was unbelievable the lack of paperwork underlying millions of dollars worth of loans.  No underwriting, no security instruments, no idea who loaned who, how much exactly, and when.  Many loans were made because a government official told a bank to do so, oftentimes to a family member of that official or someone politically connected.

It was an absolute mess..... and this was a long time ago.  Think about the magnitude of the lending that has happened in the last 10 years using this same "system" of lending.

Posted by: smellbo at November 19, 2013 11:39 AM (ascb8)

251 Maybe we should just tell China to calm down? That would work out well, yes?

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2013 11:39 AM (W6bkf)

252 Picking up my chocolate lab puppy in 4 weeks.

They come in flavors now?

Posted by: Barack H. Obama, Man's Country 4 Life at November 19, 2013 11:40 AM (B/VB5)

253 BTW, I still refuse to believe you're ten years my senior. Will your lack of regingering anger the judge? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 19, 2013 03:39 PM (4df7R) What?????? I call bullshit on AtC being *mumbletymumblety* years old.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 19, 2013 11:40 AM (da5Wo)

254 I am pleased that ace is now using puppies as teaching tools....

Posted by: Comrade Jesse, not welcoming our socialist overlords at November 19, 2013 11:40 AM (kkbgQ)

255 why isn't the puppy shaved?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 19, 2013 11:41 AM (HVff2)

256

I had a colleague travel to China at least 10 years ago (probably longer) to value some portfolios of Chinese debt. They said it was unbelievable the lack of paperwork underlying millions of dollars worth of loans. No underwriting, no security instruments, no idea who loaned who, how much exactly, and when. Many loans were made because a government official told a bank to do so, oftentimes to a family member of that official or someone politically connected.

 

There is a LOT of corruption in China.   A LOT.   Huge gubmint contracts get handed out to friends, family and cronies, and most of the money goes right into the bigwigs' pockets.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:41 AM (4df7R)

257 By the way if no one's mentioned it, Who fans should go check out Night of the Doctor on youtube. Also, we get a glimpse of the McGann seasons that, cruelly, never were...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, upholstering his throne of skulls at November 19, 2013 11:41 AM (naUcP)

258 BCochran is asking for a Raptoring.  Not the Rapture he was looking for. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2013 11:41 AM (5tMRX)

259 Picking up my chocolate lab puppy in 4 weeks. They come in flavors now? Posted by: Barack ----------------- 3D printing, we can make anything you want.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 19, 2013 11:42 AM (aDwsi)

260 and most of the money goes right into the bigwigs' pockets.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 19, 2013 03:41 PM (4df7R)

 

if they keep it in country, their money will go boom!

 

If they have it outside China they may keep it

Posted by: Fred Q. at November 19, 2013 11:42 AM (q+zA9)

261 257There is a LOT of corruption in China. A LOT. Huge gubmint contracts get handed out to friends, family and cronies, and most of the money goes right into the bigwigs' pockets. You realiize you could easily substitute "USA" for "China" and it would be just as true.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2013 11:42 AM (zqvg6)

262

I have a feeling that if this persists with China, then Hong Kong is going to be  sold to the highest bidder.......again.

 

Wish the US had it's shit together.  Hong Kong would be a bitchin' purchase.

Posted by: Soona at November 19, 2013 11:43 AM (66ULQ)

263 Fox has Zero on and it is plain to see his new strategy, which is to be on camera a lot fielding puffball questions, and sounding like Mr Reasonable. He's gonna campaign his way out of this.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 19, 2013 11:43 AM (8X0By)

264

Not quite off topic.

 

This Chinese debt thing reminds me of Blade Runner where it appears China and robots have taken over which  reminds me of almost human robots which brings up the new show,  Almost Human.

 

Watched it last night.  Liked it.  Think it has a lot of potential.    

Posted by: polynikes at November 19, 2013 11:43 AM (m2CN7)

265 If you insist on a Whovian OD, that is all BBCA is doing this week.

Though really chaps.  Making a movie on how Doctor Who was created?  The industry is truly turning in on itself.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2013 11:44 AM (5tMRX)

266 An Economist that was a guest of the Jesse Helms Center, can not remember his name, said he expected China to blow up in a year. He said they will be able to control the problems, because it's a dictatorship. He expects us to blow up in two more years, after 2014 elections mid 2015. He was not optimistic.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 19, 2013 11:44 AM (0FSuD)

267

I've worked for a Chinese company (begun and based in China, not a company that built plants there to ship stuff back here) for years.  Not a single word in any of the article or post surprises me, the whole place is a potemkin country.  I've been saying this to anyone who will listen for years, but I'm not a lib and don't have a talk show.  I will wager a good bet that it's far worse than stated, because if it were "just" this, then there'd be no reporting at all.

It's the Chinese way.

Posted by: Biblio at November 19, 2013 11:44 AM (7o8VY)

268 No way AP. I said I didn't believe however old AtC was claiming she was. I should be safe. <_< >_> Should be.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 19, 2013 11:44 AM (da5Wo)

269 New one!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:45 AM (4df7R)

270 --- ""While that would be fun to watch, one must remember the Norks have a 1 million man army, and artillery close enough to Seoul to level it in a couple hours.""

"A 1 million man army doesn't really mean shit if they're malnourished, ill-trained, and inexperienced. I'd be more worried about the artillery, though I figure that good targeting and either some bunker busters or daisy cutters could minimize those issues."

The problem with the Nork artillery is that it's in superhardened bunkers (including rollout-rollback gun carriages on rails) and that there's so damn much of it.

Surely the US and the South Koreans working jointly could put the hurt on most of those sites, but it would take perhaps the better part of two weeks. That much tube artillery, running fire missions at their max duty cycle, into a dense urban core such as Seoul where damn near everything is a valuable target, could do absolutely immense damage in that much time.

However, all of that huge investment by the Norks is probably going to get technologically neutered in the next decade or so, by frickin' lasers. Which are getting good enough that the realistic engagement of artillery shells in flight will be feasible. Doesn't matter how much metal the North puts in the air if none of it gets to the ground intact.

Hence the Nork push for more and more nuclear capability. They've got to have some other way to hold the South at risk than with conventional artillery barrages. I would guess that they'd be trying to fire nuclear torpedoes into the South's ports from submarines to avoid having missiles similarly intercepted in flight. (The Soviet navy had port-killing with nuke torpedos as doctrine for a while, and a lot of Nork doctrine is warmed over Soviet thinking.)

Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2013 11:45 AM (gqT4g)

271 There is a LOT of corruption in China. A LOT. Huge gubmint contracts get handed out to friends, family and cronies, and most of the money goes right into the bigwigs' pockets.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 19, 2013 03:41 PM (4df7R)

 

 

-----------------------------------------------

 

 

This all sounds  very familier.  Hmmmm.

Posted by: Soona at November 19, 2013 11:45 AM (66ULQ)

272

Didn't we just discuss that a Chinese billionare is funding another Pac / Atlantic canal?   Might want to put a hold on that investment if  you were thinking about it. 

Posted by: polynikes at November 19, 2013 11:46 AM (m2CN7)

273 BCochran is asking for a Raptoring. They never did make it by here after my entry music suggestion earlier. Are we sure they don't have the week off or something?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, upholstering his throne of skulls at November 19, 2013 11:46 AM (naUcP)

274 I'm not going to be the guy to tell China not to get so emotional. Or to tell China to lose weight.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 19, 2013 11:46 AM (Ec6wH)

275 265 Well,the way I figured it as that most humans are now off world(which was the case in the book,in fact,the city was mostly empty,not overpopulated).The Chinese and other poor populations are left stuck on earth.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2013 11:46 AM (zqvg6)

276

>>But getting past those dug in positions would be a problem 'short' of an Amphibious landing North of the DMZ to cut them off.... and even then the South would get pounded for a long time with the ammunition stockpiled there...

.

.I hear Inchon is nice this time of year. 

Posted by: Douglas McArthur at November 19, 2013 11:48 AM (kYfFr)

277 How does this affect mooshell's children?

Posted by: Havedash at November 19, 2013 11:48 AM (gvqyH)

278 MWR: Nah, the lack of regingering should be okay, I'm just a freak about every six weeks like clockwork. It's my one huge girly girl thing. What?????? I call bullshit on AtC being *mumbletymumblety* years old. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 19, 2013 03:40 PM (da5Wo) Yup, I am *mumbletymumblety* years old. alexthechick's guide to not looking like you are *mumbletymumblety* years old: A. Stay out of the sun. This applies even if you do not burst into flame upon sunlight exposure as is my wont. B. Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize. I've been doing so religiously since I was 13. It matters. C. Drink lots and lots of green tea. D. This is the single most important tip. If nothing else, you must must must do this. Hit the genetic lottery so that you don't look *mumbletymumblety* years old. By the by, BC, here's a math question for you. If MWR is X years old and I am a decade older than that, in what year was I born? I'll wait for it as you figure it out.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at November 19, 2013 11:48 AM (VtjlW)

279 I agree, I liked both episodes of Almost Human as well and hope they are able to keep it going.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at November 19, 2013 11:48 AM (RZ8pf)

280 That's the problem with the Chinese, they build one city and an hour later they want to build another one.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2013 11:49 AM (ZshNr)

281 There is a LOT of corruption in China. A LOT. Huge gubmint contracts get handed out to friends, family and cronies, and most of the money goes right into the bigwigs' pockets. I think most people in America (outside of Dem hellhole cities) would be shocked at how ingrained in society corruption is. It's EVERYWHERE. Any cop you see, corrupt. Any person in any position of ANY authority is corrupt and you have to pay them for service. You want your phone hooked up? You're paying a bribe. You want to use a toilet? You're paying someone who NEVER cleans the thing. You want to ship a package outside your province, you're paying a bribe. You want the local kids to leave your car alone? You're paying a bribe. etc etc etc

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:49 AM (sByIH)

282 What?????? I call bullshit on AtC being *mumbletymumblety* years old.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 19, 2013 03:40 PM (da5Wo)

 

 

RIGHT???    

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 19, 2013 11:50 AM (4df7R)

283 Though really chaps. Making a movie on how Doctor Who was created? The industry is truly turning in on itself. Well they destroyed the tapes of most of the early episodes so they have to fill the time they would have used on the Every Single Episode marathon somehow.

Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2013 11:50 AM (hO9ad)

284 By the by, BC, here's a math question for you. If MWR is X years old and I am a decade older than that, in what year was I born? I'll wait for it as you figure it out. IT'S A TRAP!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, upholstering his throne of skulls at November 19, 2013 11:50 AM (naUcP)

285 He expects us to blow up in two more years, after 2014 elections mid 2015.

He was not optimistic.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 19, 2013 03:44 PM (0FSuD)

 

 

---------------------------------------------

 

 

I keep saying that the fed reserve gun is  cocked and ready to fire.  All it would take is a  phonecall from Dear Leader if the repubs keep the House and win the senate in 2014, telling the chairman to stop the presses and raise interest rates. 

Posted by: Soona at November 19, 2013 11:51 AM (66ULQ)

286 286 Soona at November 19, 2013 03:51 PM (66ULQ)

If nothing else I welcome it.

We'd finally know if Ogabe ran the Fed or Bukkake/Yellen ran Ogabe

Posted by: sven10077 at November 19, 2013 11:57 AM (9jfyN)

287 Wait, so building cities of skyscrapers with debt that are totally empty ghost towns is....BAD?

Posted by: Dan at November 19, 2013 12:07 PM (gR5OX)

288 Chinese purchases of American debt are more a product of the trade "surplus" of dollars and wealthy individuals in China than a broad measure of health of the Chinese economy.  The dollars come back here because there is nowhere else to put them.  If they don't want our bonds, they can buy stuff on infomercials.

The idea that "China has a mortgage on the US/our future" was never true, and the sort of thing only people ignorant of finance say.  When you buy a bond, you buy a promise to repay that bond with the specified interest at a specified future time.  Want your money back early?  Too freakin' bad, Hop Sing.  That's not the way it works. Try selling it on the open market at a discount. "Foreclose?" ON WHAT?  Our bonds are backed by the "full faith and credit of the United States" which means you'll get your money back when it's due and not a day before.  IF we decide to pay you.  Your ONLY security is our word.  Heh.

Will the Chinese economic crisis affect us?  Sure, but our own problems are more germane.  And it certainly helps us by weakening China.  The best possible outcome is it causes the Communists to be overthrown, the Army's corrupt leadership to be imprisoned, and China to break into several autonomous regions.  Look on the bright side.

Posted by: Adjoran at November 19, 2013 12:21 PM (473jB)

289 China has been, on net, a seller of US debt since Obama first took office.

Essentially, they've been holding.

By far the biggest buyer of US debt, >100% of the increase in debt, in fact, is the Federal Reserve.

Treasury creates the bonds, the Fed buys them, and the money goes out the door to pay for Obama's deficit spending.

Posted by: Callawyn at November 20, 2013 12:20 AM (+7Wfv)

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