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October 11, 2013

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Megyn Kelly's show blew out Maddow's on "The Demo" -- the only demo advertisers really care about, adults 25-54.

But the night before, Maddow had edged Kelly on The Demo.

Phil Griffin, president or something of MSNBC, wants Fox's ratings investigated.

Well, by Nielsen, anyway.

Fun stuff from Twitchy.

"Tuesday -- you guys should be doing some investigations; I have never seen it in all my years of cable -- same overnight, same everything. And they doubled their ratings in a day? It is Unpossible." Griffin continued, "I have never seen it. They did election-night numbers in the demo Tuesday."

Griffin spoke a verbal typo, saying "impossible." I have changed it to what he clearly meant, "Unpossible."

...
At 9 p.m. on Monday, MSNBC's The Rachel Maddow Show beat Fox News' new The Kelly File, hosted by Megyn Kelly, by a slim 10,000 viewers in the key demo.
By Tuesday, though, Fox News was back to its dominant self, with 573,000 in the key demo compared with 261,000 for MSNBC between the hours of 8 p.m. and 11 p.m.
Perhaps most dramatically, Kelly's narrow loss to Rachel Maddow from a night earlier was significantly reversed, with Kelly drawing an audience of 623,000 in the key demo compared with Maddow's 291,000.
Nielsen has not yet responded to Griffin's remarks.

Oh, and here's something else: It appears that someone named Bill Weir, formerly a host on Nightline, has been promised a 9 PM show on CNN.

Wait a minute, that's Unpossible too. Doesn't CNN know that Piers Morgan already hosts a 9 PM show on CNN??!

We'll have to see what these mysterious signals mean.

Because right now I can't make any sense of it at all! You can't have two shows at the same time on the same channel!

That's just crazy!

Oh well, that's showbiz for ya!

...

Update: Earlier I asked "Why do they say adults 25-54? Why not just '25-54'?"

It's a pretty obvious answer I feel stupid for not knowing: Because they could also say "Men 25-54" or "Women 25-54." Adults means both.

Thanks to @drewmtips for making me feel dumb.

Posted by: Ace at 01:19 PM | Comments (219)
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1 Suspiciousess! I say ...

Posted by: Adriane... at October 11, 2013 01:21 PM (KoFMU)

2 Or CNN is going full split-screen mode.

Posted by: Mætenloch at October 11, 2013 01:21 PM (pAlYe)

3 why do they insist on saying adults 25-54? Isn't that implied by 25-54

Fuck you man, I'm not in that demo.

Posted by: 26 Year Old Mooching Off Mommy and Daddy's Health Insurance at October 11, 2013 01:22 PM (hpYnL)

4 Infomercials for Ronco's Hair in a Can routinely outdraw Maddow.

Posted by: toby928© at October 11, 2013 01:22 PM (QupBk)

5 I bet the Koch brothers are somehow involved!

Posted by: Bosk at October 11, 2013 01:23 PM (n2K+4)

6 I had the NPS shut FOX down because GOVERNMENT!!!

Posted by: King Barky at October 11, 2013 01:23 PM (WGm5T)

7 WTF watches Fox anyway?

Posted by: Maetenloch's Corn Field Inmate #999 at October 11, 2013 01:23 PM (Cs2tJ)

8 I would suggest the larger MSNBC rating that one night was probably due to a typo.

Posted by: Null at October 11, 2013 01:23 PM (DuH+r)

9 Hopefully, this will be a turning point in US history where the majority of citizens finally realize the truth that Republicans are unpatriotic. They care more about being "right" and "winning" even if it means using dirty tricks, unsportsmanly-like conduct, hurting the economy.

I want cut the size of government
I want to reduce spending
I want everyone to work and to reduce/eliminate handouts, freebies, etc

Repbulicans have a lot of good ideas....you are just too mean-spirited and self-centered about it.

Posted by: Walter at October 11, 2013 01:24 PM (0PGVB)

10 So Fox beats MSNBC night after night then after MSNBC wins one night and it reverts back, and that's fishy to Griffin? It's fishy they won the one night based on history and brain cells.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 11, 2013 01:24 PM (9jLim)

11 If that means what I think it means I'm gonna put a cap in summa-bitches ass. You know, one of those black dots on the red sheets of paper you hit with a hammer.

Posted by: Pierce Morgan [/i] at October 11, 2013 01:24 PM (U2UQk)

12 I like Mr. Maddow's show.

Posted by: L.I.V. at October 11, 2013 01:24 PM (uRumV)

13 Piers will still have a show in Krugtron's Bizzaro world. He will even have a cape and a giant screen like Captain Shep.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 11, 2013 01:25 PM (XrBCE)

14 Who ever gives Mark Steyn air time will make ALL THE MONEY.

Posted by: joeindc44 is totally not on Soros's pay now...right? at October 11, 2013 01:25 PM (QxSug)

15 Monday night had the MNF game between the Falcons and Jets. That probably gets a lot more conservatives than flannel-wearing man-haters, I'm guessing.

Posted by: Charlie Crist at October 11, 2013 01:25 PM (/Crba)

16 I blame Bush.

Posted by: King Barky at October 11, 2013 01:26 PM (WGm5T)

17 Monday Night Football - starts at 8:30 PM EST...

Posted by: jasonf at October 11, 2013 01:26 PM (jD9dN)

OK,

So I'm flipping channels and I don't remember why but I hovered on MSNBC for a moment (only a moment.)

Chris Hayes was on.

My wife turns to me and goes "wow, Rachel Maddow seems to be looking a bit better these days."

I look at her and go "uh...that's Chris Hayes" and she replies "eh, they look alike."

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No really.) at October 11, 2013 01:26 PM (GaqMa)

19 The explanation for this is easy. Kelly's viewers were watching football on Monday night. Maddow's viewers were watching Maddow because they're angry and joyless.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at October 11, 2013 01:26 PM (qFpRI)

20 Off, off, orange sock.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 11, 2013 01:26 PM (/Crba)

21 hmm, the demo? on Fox? Why I thought Fox was just watched in a few bunkers in Idaho and in select old person's homes.

Posted by: joeindc44 is totally not on Soros's pay now...right? at October 11, 2013 01:26 PM (QxSug)

22 At 9 p.m. on Monday, MSNBC's The Rachel Maddow Show beat Fox News' new The Kelly File, hosted by Megyn Kelly, by a slim 10,000 viewers in the key demo. Paid spike.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: dancin' at October 11, 2013 01:27 PM (IXrOn)

23 I blame bush. So does Rachel Maddow - NTTAWWT ....

Posted by: Adriane... at October 11, 2013 01:27 PM (KoFMU)

24 Posted by: 26 Year Old Mooching Off Mommy and Daddy's Health Insurance at October 11, 2013 05:22 PM (hpYnL) Boom yow!

Posted by: Golfman in NC at October 11, 2013 01:27 PM (WaCPR)

25 Things were totes shifting in our direction and then BAM, the Koch brothers. Where's Eric Holder in this travesty? He's got nothing to do in this corrupt-free administration, why isn't he all up in this?

Posted by: MSNBC at October 11, 2013 01:27 PM (9jLim)

26 "The explanation for this is easy. Kelly's viewers were watching football on Monday night. Maddow's viewers were watching Maddow because they're angry and joyless." Or it was a typo.

Posted by: Lauren at October 11, 2013 01:28 PM (ELdpj)

27 Damn. 'Walter' is concerned. Sorry, but I'm too self-centered and mean-spirited to give a shit. I tried, too. I mean I really, really tried to give a shit. But like amphetamine Elvis, it didn't happen.

Posted by: Public Service Message [/i] at October 11, 2013 01:28 PM (U2UQk)

28 I like Mr. Maddow's show. That man's a smirky little douche. He thinks pretty quickly on his feet, but doesn't mind making up facts and berating people based on those fake bits of information. I'd like to give him five across the face.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2013 01:28 PM (yETln)

29 It's-- UnImpossible!

Posted by: Clarissa Explains It All at October 11, 2013 01:28 PM (r2PLg)

30 I think they say "Adults 25-54" meaning "All adults, aged 25-54" to distinguish it from "Men, aged 25-54" or "Women, aged 25-54".

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 11, 2013 01:29 PM (xtbpH)

31 MSNBC spends more time in the cellar than Ariel Castro's house guests.

Posted by: --- at October 11, 2013 01:29 PM (SFZtG)

32 I'd like to give him five across the face. Wear black boots w/spiked heels and you'll probably get paid ...

Posted by: Adriane... at October 11, 2013 01:29 PM (KoFMU)

33 "My wife turns to me and goes "wow, Rachel Maddow seems to be looking a bit better these days.""

I have dicktasted that only androgynous people shall give forth the word of the Book Of Obama. Preferably androgynous people that look like Kyle MacCauglin.

Posted by: King Barky at October 11, 2013 01:29 PM (WGm5T)

34 Hmm. Watch Megyn Kelly or a she-male with hairy armpits and a mustache?

Posted by: 68.1% of the TV Viewing 25-54 Year-Olds at October 11, 2013 01:30 PM (8ZskC)

35 Let's see. Watch a show with a beautiful, brainy more-or-less conservative woman, or an angry loony lib woman who looks like a guy?

*taps chin*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2013 01:30 PM (lVPtV)

36 psst, Colorado Alex, ace made that point in the post.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2013 01:30 PM (yETln)

37 All trolls are Average Joe.

Posted by: toby928© at October 11, 2013 01:30 PM (QupBk)

38 Bringing it enough for ya?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 11, 2013 01:30 PM (DmNpO)

39 "Answer: Earlier I asked 'Why do they say adults 25-54? Why not just '25-54'?'"

SCoaMF, for example, is in the 25-54 demographic. Now, would you place him in the "adult" category or the "petty child" one?

So there you go. Definitions matter.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 11, 2013 01:30 PM (eHIJJ)

40 Yeah but compare advertisers. MSNBC get big name ad-buyers, whereas Fox News gets mattress ads and boner pill ads. Rush explained why this happens: The people doing the ad-buys at, say, Toyota or Target, are liberal women.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 11, 2013 01:31 PM (GMIOa)

41 I have dicktasted that only androgynous people shall give forth the word of the Book Of Obama. Preferably androgynous people that look like Kyle MacCauglin. --- I guess this explains Agent Dale Cooper's insatiable appetite for pie at the diner in Twin Peaks.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 11, 2013 01:31 PM (/Crba)

42 Posted by: Walter at October 11, 2013 05:24 PM (0PGVB) This is why I dont quite get the Mexicans. Unless they are here just for the dole.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at October 11, 2013 01:31 PM (WaCPR)

43 Maddow has a young man's cockiness. If he just stopped waving his dick around so much, his show would improve tremendously.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 11, 2013 01:31 PM (ZPrif)

44 I be poor Katie Couric wishes she was Fox material.

Megyn outdraws Katie like 2-1. Katie ain't feelin' the love....

Posted by: Jonn F'n Kerry at October 11, 2013 01:31 PM (Ss56U)

Thanks to @drewmtips for making me feel dumb.

Cob-loggers. Sticking it to the man since 2005, or so. I'm lazy, I'm not looking it up.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 11, 2013 01:31 PM (sQ0LB)

46 Walter has a lot of Concerns.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2013 01:32 PM (/IWYB)

47 Unpossible? Man, I'm rent free in the guy's head. Wheeee!

Posted by: Homer at October 11, 2013 01:32 PM (eHIJJ)

48 Typical Democrat shill. If winning, its well the greatest thing since Lord Urkel of the Unicorns stopped the seas from rising. But heaven forbid not the anointed winning, why scream fraud and demand a recount until you do win, ala Gregoire.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 11, 2013 01:32 PM (XrBCE)

49 If MSNBC had lower ratings, they'd be be in the Dead See.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 11, 2013 01:32 PM (l0lja)

50 Megyn Kelly is on The Five right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2013 01:32 PM (lVPtV)

51 psst, Colorado Alex, ace made that point in the post.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2013 05:30 PM (yETln)

Oh goody, so he updated it while I was typing. Oh well.

Go eat shit.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 11, 2013 01:32 PM (xtbpH)

52 hey guys I was totally on your side until you tried to defund the fiasco ObamaCare

now I see that you're all racist and terrible

Posted by: Concerned Christian Conservative at October 11, 2013 01:33 PM (/IWYB)

53 Griffin spoke a verbal typo, saying "impossible." I have changed it to what he clearly meant, "Unpossible." The Griffin; he soars. All puffed up; he soars!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: dancin' & sippin' martini's at October 11, 2013 01:33 PM (IXrOn)

54 Bill Weir? Why do I want to see The Grateful Dead at 9 pm each night!!!

Posted by: Emily Litella at October 11, 2013 01:33 PM (aTXUx)

55 43 I be poor Katie Couric wishes she was Fox material. Megyn outdraws Katie like 2-1. Katie ain't feelin' the love.... Posted by: Jonn F'n Kerry at October 11, 2013 05:31 PM (Ss56U) If they replaced that cockholster Beckel with her on "the five", I'd watch more often. Once a week is about all I can deal with now.

Posted by: jwb7605[/i][/u][/b] at October 11, 2013 01:33 PM (Qxe/p)

56 A key part of the media war is making our media more resistant to boycotts -- and their's less so. Right now big name national brands like Ritz Crackers will advertise on racist, homophone Al Sharpton's show .... but not on, say, Limbaugh's or Beck's cause they are "too controversial".

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 11, 2013 01:33 PM (ZPrif)

57 I think they're all children up to 26 now isn't it. So it should read, The demographic of children aged 25 and 26 and adults aged 27-54.

Posted by: BuckIV at October 11, 2013 01:33 PM (gedHR)

58 Hello sweetheart

Posted by: burmatar at October 11, 2013 01:33 PM (OBtY4)

59 >>Megyn Kelly is on The Five right now. And James is on a date with The Five right now.

Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2013 01:34 PM (DI+ja)

60 Wait a minute, that's Unpossible too. Doesn't CNN know that Piers Morgan already hosts a 9 PM show on CNN??!

Mr Morgan, Mr Piers Morgan .. please report to Human Resources at once...

Oh, and your employee badge?

BRING IT !!!!

Posted by: CNN Human Resources Dept at October 11, 2013 01:35 PM (aTXUx)

61 "Why do they say adults 25-54? Why not just '25-54'?"

I like "folks 25-54". Sounds like people sitting at home. Maybe with a dog. Drinking cocoa. I like that.

Posted by: Dang at October 11, 2013 01:35 PM (Hx2XA)

62 ObamaCare sez children up to age 26 can be covered under their parents plan. They can vote, too.

Posted by: mrp at October 11, 2013 01:35 PM (HjPtV)

63 58 >>Megyn Kelly is on The Five right now.

And James is on a date with The Five right now.

Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2013 05:34 PM (DI+ja)

You owe me a keyboard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2013 01:35 PM (lVPtV)

64 As a new point of my not not negotiations with the feckless GOP, every person aged 25-54 is required to watch MSNBC prime time or I will penisaliz....er tax them.

It's the LAW bitchez!!

Posted by: King Barky at October 11, 2013 01:36 PM (WGm5T)

65 Wow, Katie Couric as a potential replacement for Morgan? These network guys still haven't quite figured it all out.

Posted by: Fritz at October 11, 2013 01:36 PM (UzPAd)

66 I be poor Katie Couric wishes she was Fox material. Megyn outdraws Katie like 2-1. Katie ain't feelin' the love.... Did you read the article about the problems with her show? Basically she hates her audience. She's on when the professional woman is at work, or leaving for work. That's who she wants to appeal to. She designed her whole show to appeal to that person. But that person isn't watching at that time slot. So instead of changing for her audience, she'd rather deny reality.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2013 01:36 PM (yETln)

67 14 Monday night had the MNF game between the Falcons and Jets. That probably gets a lot more conservatives than flannel-wearing man-haters, I'm guessing. ************ That's probably the answer--then the men flock to Megyn on Tuesday.

Posted by: tasker at October 11, 2013 01:36 PM (r2PLg)

68 .....now I see that you're all racist and terrible ... I am not terrible !!!!

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 11, 2013 01:36 PM (1jQhu)

69
Boehner's alright
Cantor's alright
they just seem a little weird
surrender
surrender

Posted by: Jones in CO says Burn that mother down y'all at October 11, 2013 01:36 PM (8sCoq)

70 Hey, Beckel. Please rage stroke right now. For realz. Please. It would be excellent television.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2013 01:36 PM (lVPtV)

71 I am ready

Posted by: burmatar at October 11, 2013 01:36 PM (OBtY4)

72 I haven't seen the new Megyn show

is there a LegCam?

Posted by: Jones in CO says Burn that mother down y'all at October 11, 2013 01:36 PM (8sCoq)

73 Actually they say football draws more Conservatives too. So on Tuesday the Conservative males that were watching football go to Megyn on Tuesday.

Posted by: tasker at October 11, 2013 01:37 PM (r2PLg)

74 Megyn stamp

rub

squirt

Posted by: Dang at October 11, 2013 01:37 PM (Hx2XA)

75 Go eat shit. Hmm, I eat food that grows in shit. I also eat food that eats food that grows in shit. I don't think I'll do that, though. Thanks!

Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2013 01:37 PM (yETln)

76 Update: Earlier I asked "Why do they say adults 25-54? Why not just '25-54'?"

Because they read the comments from Rachel's fans too

Posted by: kbdabear at October 11, 2013 01:37 PM (aTXUx)

77 Piers Morgan will continue have a show at CNN. It has simply been moved to the men's restroom.

Posted by: dogfish at October 11, 2013 01:37 PM (nsOJa)

78 So,hopefully Piers will be going back to the UK.I'll pay for the plane tickets.

Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2013 01:37 PM (9XBK2)

79 Work the shaft

Posted by: burmatar at October 11, 2013 01:38 PM (OBtY4)

80 But what is more important then all of this is that 'Brad Coldpecker' got sent to Redemption Island, because the gay guy aligned with the women. *smacks self on forehead* How could I *not* see that coming?

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at October 11, 2013 01:38 PM (U2UQk)

"Why do they say adults 25-54? Why not just '25-54'?

Because Obamacare states you're a kid until 26. Any other questions?

Posted by: I'm the honey Badger, BITCH! at October 11, 2013 01:38 PM (Wy05x)

82 Adrian Peterson's 2 year old son beaten to death by the man his mother was "seeing".

Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2013 01:39 PM (9XBK2)

83 So,hopefully Piers will be going back to the UK. I thought he was here for political asylum.

Posted by: toby928© at October 11, 2013 01:39 PM (QupBk)

84 Someone investigate Chris Matthews' ratings.

Posted by: tasker at October 11, 2013 01:39 PM (r2PLg)

85 James and his magic toaster are on The Five?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 11, 2013 01:39 PM (XrBCE)

86 You have to be some kind of beat to beat a 2 year ol.

Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2013 01:39 PM (9XBK2)

87 As part of the republican forced evil government shutdown, I have dicktasted that FOX shall be banned from the airwaves.

Posted by: King Barky at October 11, 2013 01:40 PM (WGm5T)

88 Adrian Peterson's 2 year old son beaten to death by the man his mother was "seeing".

Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2013 05:39 PM (9XBK2)

Remind me why a traditional household is bad?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 11, 2013 01:40 PM (/kU/5)

89 Katie Couric just isn't 'hard news' material. She should stick with the frat-wife and sorority sister dropouts she appealed to. She's too NY demo.

Megyn? I'd watch her read the obits... and enjoy it. She seems to be able to cover everything. But, will Shep cover hard news during her segment???

Posted by: Mr Wolf at October 11, 2013 01:40 PM (Ss56U)

90 So,hopefully Piers will be going back to the UK.

I thought he was here for political asylum. Posted by: toby928Â©

The UK hates tards?

Posted by: Dang at October 11, 2013 01:40 PM (Hx2XA)

91 Yeah, but Rachel's swimsuit and lingerie calendar is still outselling Kelly's... ...among blind adults 25 to 54 .

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 11, 2013 01:40 PM (N/Sup)

92 I still hope Morgan gets a studio like Shep's, but designed like a Klingon War Bird. When one of his producers disagrees with him they can fistfight. It's the Klingon way! I just want to see him try to throw a punch.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2013 01:40 PM (yETln)

93 30 MSNBC spends more time in the cellar than Ariel Castro's house guests. Posted by: --- at October 11, 2013 05:29 PM

Can't top that one!

Not sure I want to

Posted by: kbdabear at October 11, 2013 01:40 PM (aTXUx)

94 I'm waiting for the Grateful Dead guy to replace Piers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at October 11, 2013 01:41 PM (E0/Ok)

95 Rachel Madcow's Left Boy-lady nut was the only funny thing to ever come out of Franken's mouth.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 11, 2013 01:41 PM (P3dws)

96 Ever imagine that someday Rachel Maddow is going to grow up, grow out her hair, get married, have three kids, and live in the suburbs of St. Louis as a stay at home mom? Me neither.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 11, 2013 01:41 PM (l0lja)

97 Whenever you hear "mother's boyfriend" used in the news, nothing good follows. Ever.

Posted by: NCKate at October 11, 2013 01:41 PM (tlIcr)

98 Piers, "I wanted prisoner interviewers!"

Klingon producer, "It was an accident!"

Piers starts crying.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 11, 2013 01:41 PM (XrBCE)

99 I am Master of Blunder Dome!

Posted by: John Boehner at October 11, 2013 01:42 PM (qf2kI)

100 No, "adults" does not mean both men and women. "Adults" means people who spend money like *adults*, not *children*.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 11, 2013 01:42 PM (sXKCc)

101 The UK hates tards? Yes. They also hate people who fake photos of war crimes with UK soldiers as the war criminals.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2013 01:42 PM (yETln)

102 Lessee, the average American Male and the Average American Lesbian age 25-54 comes home from a hard day's work (maybe). Puts some Chinese on the coffee table, holds a cold brew in one hand and the clicker in the other. click click click Maddow clickclickclickclick Megyn Kelly (pause) hmmmm tosses clicker aside. Yeah. Settles back. Where's that Nielsen book?

Posted by: mrp at October 11, 2013 01:42 PM (HjPtV)

103 >>Someone investigate Chris Matthews' ratings. We will, just as soon as we can find any.

Posted by: The Nielsen Guys at October 11, 2013 01:42 PM (DI+ja)

104 If Piers becomes unemployed, doesn't he have to leave the country within 30 days?

Posted by: Arbalest at October 11, 2013 01:43 PM (FlRtG)

105 92 30
"MSNBC spends more time in the cellar than Ariel Castro's house guests.

Posted by: --- at October 11, 2013 05:29 PM
Can't top that one!
Not sure I want to"

How about "MSNBC spends more time digging out of the hole than John Wayne Gacy's...."

You're right.. don't wanna go there...

Posted by: Mr Wolf at October 11, 2013 01:43 PM (Ss56U)

106

Remind me why a traditional household is bad?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 11, 2013 05:40 PM (/kU/5)

Kyriarchy is bad, by definition, or some such sh*t. And the middle class.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at October 11, 2013 01:43 PM (sQ0LB)

107 I know far too many 25-35s who could never be considered as adults and that includes my daughter.

Posted by: xknight at October 11, 2013 01:43 PM (Q5J6h)

108 Yes I think they should investigate also. Only I think the first night's numbers are the ones that are questionable.

Posted by: polynikes at October 11, 2013 01:43 PM (m2CN7)

109 Megyn Kelly is somewhat intelligent and quite attractive, whereas Rachel Maddow is a hideous retard. Megyn Kelly is on Fox, which some people watch, whereas Rachel Maddow is on MSNBC, which no one watches. As such, Megyn's ratings will be higher. The orthographic qualities of her name, however, will continue to annoy.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 11, 2013 01:44 PM (P3dws)

110 So libs in the office are crowing that the WH rejected the house offer (was it only debt ceiling hike) because they are winning in the polls.

Darn I thought I had a few more months to prep before the burning times would become unavoidable.

Posted by: palerider at October 11, 2013 01:44 PM (dkExz)

111 Bill Weir came out of the local LA market a few years ago. Just another liberal d-bag.

Posted by: beach bum at October 11, 2013 01:44 PM (V+Pei)

112 For my next trick, I'm going to freeze the Republican Party leadership into little lunch pops.

Posted by: The Ice Age Cometh at October 11, 2013 01:44 PM (qf2kI)

113 76 Piers Morgan will continue have a show at CNN. It has simply been moved to the men's restroom. Oh, an upgrade then.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 11, 2013 01:44 PM (l0lja)

114 Apparently some people on Twitter were complaining about how it would hurt their fantasy football team.Disgusting.

Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2013 01:45 PM (9XBK2)

115 Heh.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/kks7efg
Tea Party secedes from Republican Party

/snip

For nearly 150 years, there was something in America called the Republican Party. It was far from perfect. It made mistakes. But it was predictable; when it was in power, you knew, for the most part, what you were getting.

Cut to now and things look mighty different. The Republican Party today is, as political scholars Thomas E. Mann and Norman J. Ornstein put it, Â“an insurgent outlier in American politics . . . ideologically extreme; scornful of compromise; unmoved by conventional understanding of facts, evidence and science; and dismissive of the legitimacy of its political opposition.Â” But, to borrow the title of Mann and OrnsteinÂ’s recent book, itÂ’s even worse than it looks. ThereÂ’s the Tea Party and then thereÂ’s a rump of spineless moderates. The GOP, quite simply, has been split in two.

/end snip.

There yeh go, quislings. The destructionists and their fellow travelers back you fully and completely.

Posted by: Grimmy at October 11, 2013 01:45 PM (uUsh9)

116 "Remind me why a traditional household is bad?" RACIST!!11! Seriously though, the person most likely to abuse a child is a woman's live in boyfriend who is no the father of the child.

Posted by: Lauren at October 11, 2013 01:45 PM (ELdpj)

117 James is on a date with The Five right now. Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2013 05:34 PM (DI+ja) *** Ummm, better make that The Ten. He's ambidextrous.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 11, 2013 01:45 PM (N/Sup)

118 59 Mr Morgan, Mr Piers Morgan .. please report to Human Resources at once...

Oh, and your employee badge?

BRING IT !!!!

ISWYDT. Very nice.

Posted by: Splunge at October 11, 2013 01:46 PM (bKA83)

119 For my next trick, I'm going to freeze the Republican Party leadership into little lunch pops. I'd eat a MRE first.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2013 01:46 PM (yETln)

120 "112 76 Piers Morgan will continue have a show at CNN. It has simply been moved to the men's restroom. Oh, an upgrade then. Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 11, 2013 05:44 PM (l0lja)" Piers Morgan's face looks like it's been moisturized by semen on a daily basis for quite a while now.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 11, 2013 01:46 PM (P3dws)

121 82 So,hopefully Piers will be going back to the UK.

I'm pretty sure the UK doesn't want him (something about doctoring photos to make British troops look like war criminals).

I'd be willing to pay his way halfway back. A parachute over the Atlantic would be required.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2013 01:46 PM (lVPtV)

122 I could totes see Piers doing a show from a set in a basement decorated just like Phantom of the Opera

Posted by: kbdabear at October 11, 2013 01:46 PM (aTXUx)

123 Ever imagine that someday Rachel Maddow is going to grow up, grow out her hair, get married, have three kids, and live in the suburbs of St. Louis as a stay at home mom?

Me neither. Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn

I imagine that someday Rachel Maddow is going to grow fat, grow out her moustache, get married to another chick that looks like Harry Potter because all gays are basically fucking a mirror, have three abortions (go figure), and live in the suburbs of San Francisco as a stay at home mom to some very confused adopted kids from Bangladesh.

Posted by: Dang at October 11, 2013 01:46 PM (Hx2XA)

124 So would you say that it has been brung? Brought? The Bringening has occurred?

Posted by: Buzzion at October 11, 2013 01:47 PM (Gt8kA)

125 "MSNBC spends more time in the cellar than Ariel Castro's house guests. Or As unappealing as leftovers in Jeffrey Dahmer's freezer.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 11, 2013 01:47 PM (l0lja)

126 *falls over as brain gibbers wondering what it just watched*

NSFW
"How to front squat girls"
http://youtu.be/s5VCw5A06aU

Words absolutely fail me.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 11, 2013 01:47 PM (XrBCE)

127 I can honestly say I have no idea who this Weir guy is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2013 01:47 PM (lVPtV)

128 I'm not a lesbian but when i come across a good looking black guy on ESPN I stop and gander, even if he is a traitorous bomb strapping, anarchist, terrorist. Just saying.

I kind to got to think that ahh, this Megan Kelly woman might get the Q on lipstick lesbians of the key demo.

Posted by: King Barky at October 11, 2013 01:47 PM (WGm5T)

129 Per CNN management, see you on CNN 5, The Cinco!

That exists, right?

Posted by: Piers Morgan at October 11, 2013 01:48 PM (9jLim)

130 I mentioned as soon as those ratings came out that I thought it was do to MNF.

Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2013 01:48 PM (9XBK2)

131 "115 "Remind me why a traditional household is bad?" RACIST!!11! Seriously though, the person most likely to abuse a child is a woman's live in boyfriend who is no the father of the child. Posted by: Lauren at October 11, 2013 05:45 PM (ELdpj)" Nonsense. It's not like that's exactly what Darwinism/evolootion might predict.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 11, 2013 01:48 PM (P3dws)

132 Piers fled the UK after a cellphone hacking scandal. Where should he flee to now? Russia doesn't work, Putin would have more contempt for him than for Obama. Syria?

Posted by: Splunge at October 11, 2013 01:48 PM (bKA83)

133 Drudge linked to this at Daily Caller: But Morgan, a staunch advocate for gun control, had regularly lagged behind Fox News ChannelÂ’s Â“Hannity,Â” which recently moved to 10 p.m., and MSNBCÂ’s Â“The Rachel Maddow Show.Â” ***** So Piers is lower than Maddow.

Posted by: tasker at October 11, 2013 01:49 PM (r2PLg)

134 Wait! Bob Weir is going to have a show on MSNBC#GNDIWN?

Posted by: Rat Dog at October 11, 2013 01:49 PM (qf2kI)

135 "120 82 So,hopefully Piers will be going back to the UK. I'm pretty sure the UK doesn't want him (something about doctoring photos to make British troops look like war criminals). I'd be willing to pay his way halfway back. A parachute over the Atlantic would be required. Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2013 05:46 PM (lVPtV)" Being exposed to Piers Morgan's face is a war crime.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 11, 2013 01:49 PM (P3dws)

136 So Piers is lower than Maddow.

Brain bleach stat!!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 11, 2013 01:50 PM (XrBCE)

137 >>>>> A parachute over the Atlantic would be required Why? His heads so full of hot air he should be able to safely float down on his own. Or we should at least test the theory.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 11, 2013 01:50 PM (Gt8kA)

138 131 Piers fled the UK after a cellphone hacking scandal. Where should he flee to now? Russia doesn't work, Putin would have more contempt for him than for Obama. Syria?

He could move to Peruvia, however his name in Peruvian translates to "wind sock."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2013 01:50 PM (lVPtV)

139 So were really talking about splitting up 800-900K LIVs on a nightly basis. Low IQ Viewers

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at October 11, 2013 01:50 PM (l0lja)

140 I miss James' towering intellect.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2013 01:51 PM (lVPtV)

141 135 So Piers is lower than Maddow. Brain bleach stat!!!! Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 11, 2013 05:50 PM (XrBCE) ********** LOL! Sorry Anna!

Posted by: tasker at October 11, 2013 01:51 PM (r2PLg)

142 I think they should investigate Monday's numbers.

Posted by: Michelle Chewbama at October 11, 2013 01:51 PM (EX+sq)

143 "125 *falls over as brain gibbers wondering what it just watched* NSFW "How to front squat girls" http://youtu.be/s5VCw5A06aU Words absolutely fail me. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 11, 2013 05:47 PM (XrBCE)" Anna.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 11, 2013 01:52 PM (P3dws)

144 Piers belongs somewhere with strict gun control that's for sure.Australia?Nah,they have tough immigration policies.

Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2013 01:52 PM (9XBK2)

145 Ace is going to have a show! Here I am watching the pilot. http://bit.ly/14CIMvI

Posted by: MTF at October 11, 2013 01:52 PM (qf2kI)

146

Weir came out of I think KABC in Los Angeles, If i remember right I think he was the evening anchor.

Posted by: beach bum at October 11, 2013 01:52 PM (V+Pei)

147 Gutfeld's glasses > Maddows beatch

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: dancin' & sippin' martini w 6 olives! at October 11, 2013 01:52 PM (IXrOn)

148 For all the joke about MSNBC's ratings they still influence more people than anyone on Fox. Fox talks to the converted. MSNBC also does that. But the LIVs think MSNBC is impartial, while they are told constantly Fox is a mouthpiece for the GOP. So LIVS turn to MSNBC and think what they're seeing is unbiased, impartial analysis. I know this one chick who watches Joe Scarborough religiously and thinks he's the end all and be all of news.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at October 11, 2013 01:53 PM (HDgX3)

149 I imagine that someday Rachel Maddow is going to grow fat, grow out her moustache, get married to another chick that looks like Harry Potter... And stay married for about three months. Then get depressed, lose fifty pounds, buy a 'no-no' to lose the facial hair, and marry 'Walter'. And stay married for about three months. Before, once again venturing into the land of carpet munching... Lather, rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at October 11, 2013 01:53 PM (U2UQk)

150 So the people who watched Fox on Monday told people that HOT Megyn Kelly was on at 9. Did you see it? And the next day they all said, "That ridiculous bore Hannity's been replaced with a Hot Chick and watched.. What's to wonder?

Posted by: Beto at October 11, 2013 01:53 PM (VWfCN)

151 143 Piers belongs somewhere with strict gun control that's for sure.Australia?Nah,they have tough immigration policies. Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2013 05:52 PM (9XBK2) ******** Liechtenstein.

Posted by: tasker at October 11, 2013 01:53 PM (r2PLg)

152 "131 Piers fled the UK after a cellphone hacking scandal. Where should he flee to now? Russia doesn't work, Putin would have more contempt for him than for Obama. Syria? Posted by: Splunge at October 11, 2013 05:48 PM (bKA83)" China? All the cool fags are doing it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 11, 2013 01:53 PM (P3dws)

153 For the Morons in and around Georgia, today was the start of the Great Georgia Airshow at Peachtree.
http://thegreatgeorgiaairshow.com/

They even have an AH-1 Cobra gunship you can get a ride in.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 11, 2013 01:54 PM (XrBCE)

154 "132 Drudge linked to this at Daily Caller: But Morgan, a staunch advocate for gun control, had regularly lagged behind Fox News ChannelÂ’s Â“Hannity,Â” which recently moved to 10 p.m., and MSNBCÂ’s Â“The Rachel Maddow Show.Â” ***** So Piers is lower than Maddow. Posted by: tasker at October 11, 2013 05:49 PM (r2PLg)" Also, more feminine.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 11, 2013 01:54 PM (P3dws)

155 Piers belongs somewhere with strict gun control that's for sure.Australia?Nah,they have tough immigration policies. Send him to Canada! They deserve him. *there are some good Canadians, but the vast majority have a HUGE chip on their shoulder about being Not American.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2013 01:55 PM (yETln)

156 I know this one chick who watches Joe Scarborough religiously and thinks he's the end all and be all of news.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at October 11, 2013 05:53 PM (HDgX3)

Two ex-wives and one *cough* dead intern *cough*. Mention that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2013 01:55 PM (lVPtV)

157 James was put on a pedestal. A pedestal of shame, bwhahahahaha! I miss James, too.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: dancin' & sippin' martini w 6 olives! at October 11, 2013 01:56 PM (IXrOn)

158 Image I am now trying to get out of my head: Piers Morgan front-squats Rachel Maddow.

Posted by: Splunge at October 11, 2013 01:56 PM (bKA83)

159 "135 So Piers is lower than Maddow. Brain bleach stat!!!! Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 11, 2013 05:50 PM (XrBCE)" I think Bleach is one of those stupid Nipponese drawing-things you seem to like. That's all I've got. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 11, 2013 01:56 PM (P3dws)

160 Image I am now trying to get out of my head: Piers Morgan front-squats Rachel Maddow. I don't think he could. His enormous head would put him off balance and he'd fall over.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2013 01:57 PM (yETln)

161 Me fail English? That's Unpossible.

Posted by: Ralphie Wiggams at October 11, 2013 01:58 PM (L9AnB)

162 Lather, rinse, repeat.
Posted by: SchrÃ¶dinger's cat at October 11, 2013 05:53 PM (U2UQk)

I can believe it if Maddow were to end up in a three-way "marriage" with some butch lesbian and some scrawny hipster wimp with a limp dick.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 11, 2013 01:58 PM (xtbpH)

163 "136 >>>>> A parachute over the Atlantic would be required Why? His heads so full of hot air he should be able to safely float down on his own. Or we should at least test the theory. Posted by: Buzzion at October 11, 2013 05:50 PM (Gt8kA)" Piers Morgan causes global warming. Or would if anyone watched his show. But since no one does, there isn't all that much global warming. The science has been settled (sic). QED.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 11, 2013 01:59 PM (P3dws)

164 "137 131 Piers fled the UK after a cellphone hacking scandal. Where should he flee to now? Russia doesn't work, Putin would have more contempt for him than for Obama. Syria? He could move to Peruvia, however his name in Peruvian translates to "wind sock." Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2013 05:50 PM (lVPtV)" Pedro Annoying.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 11, 2013 02:00 PM (P3dws)

165 Also, more feminine. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 11, 2013 05:54 PM (P3dws) *********** Gawd that's probably true. His face is softer and he is weepier.

Posted by: tasker at October 11, 2013 02:00 PM (r2PLg)

166 That is Shoenen Jump Bleach. Different than brain bleach and mental floss. Or a draught of Lethe water.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 11, 2013 02:01 PM (XrBCE)

167 so the McCain Gang aided by Susan "too sexy for this Caucus" Collins basically just offered the entire store to Ogabe...

FUCK YOU GOP...fuck you fuck you

Posted by: sven10077 at October 11, 2013 02:01 PM (9jfyN)

168 I'm sure Bill Weir is a font of knowledge.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 11, 2013 02:01 PM (ZshNr)

169 "143 Piers belongs somewhere with strict gun control that's for sure.Australia?Nah,they have tough immigration policies. Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2013 05:52 PM (9XBK2)" Communist China. Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 11, 2013 02:01 PM (P3dws)

170 Phil Griffin, president or something of MSNBC, wants Fox's ratings investigated.

so another use for nsa?

Posted by: willow at October 11, 2013 02:03 PM (nqBYe)

171 Low
IQ
Viewers

They got me reelected

Good folks

Posted by: King Barky at October 11, 2013 02:03 PM (WGm5T)

172 I think Rachel Maddow looks rather sweet and feminine, compared to our beloved Sec of the Interior, Sally Jewell. NTTAWWI.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 11, 2013 02:04 PM (dfYL9)

173

Riddle me this,

I just passed a woman today while I was jugging at the Rose Bowl and noticed she had a

University Of Steppin

sweat shirt on..

What state is that in?

Posted by: Conrads Dark Heart at October 11, 2013 02:04 PM (3GuQx)

174 The explanation for this is easy. Kelly's viewers were watching football on Monday night. Maddow's viewers were watching Maddow because they're angry and joyless.

Also, Kelly's show kinda sucked on Monday. Lots of promotional fluff.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 11, 2013 02:04 PM (SY2Kh)

175 Wow--check out Maddow's high school year book photo. Most of the guys if you posted this blind would....well you know. http://tinyurl.com/lsw3hmt

Posted by: tasker at October 11, 2013 02:04 PM (r2PLg)

176 Send him to Canada! They deserve him . Do not want , and you'd be surprised how many gun owners are here . In Alberta , at least .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 11, 2013 02:05 PM (1jQhu)

177 Bejeezus! What a ckufing twit! http://t.co/7rfynVhQNu

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 11, 2013 02:05 PM (DmNpO)

178 Doesn't CNN know that Piers Morgan already hosts a 9 PM show on CNN??! The coveted 9 AM slot is yours, Piers!

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2013 02:06 PM (FcR7P)

179 175 Tasker@ 6:04,

Well that was when she was a prisoner of the Patriarchy's damnable standards...

luckily she got involved in a game of Gender Twister with Christine Hayes and the rest is history.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 11, 2013 02:06 PM (9jfyN)

180 The explanation for this is easy. Kelly's viewers were watching football on Monday night. Maddow's viewers were watching Maddow because they're angry and joyless. *** that seems a valid argument

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 11, 2013 02:06 PM (DmNpO)

181 Wow, first Piers gets thrown under the bus by CNN, then California's latest assault-weapons ban gets vetoed by Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown (!). This is Piers's Black Friday.

Posted by: Hayabusa at October 11, 2013 02:06 PM (659DL)

182 Sadly, I remember Bill O'Reilly doing this same shit, asking for Nielsen to be investigated when Olbermann beat a few nights in a row.

Posted by: Rich at October 11, 2013 02:08 PM (EaFK8)

183 177 Bejeezus!

What a ckufing twit!

http://t.co/7rfynVhQNu

*head + desk*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2013 02:08 PM (lVPtV)

184 Lol, it's called "word of mouth". Maybe MSNBC should look into it?

Of course a lot of people missed Megyn Kelly's first show because they didn't know it was on. Then all their friends told them how awesome she was and they tuned it for the second show.

Pretty simple.

Amazing how everything Liberal fails for lack of interest except for election day where they all magically appear. Really makes one wonder about some tabulation hack action.

Or it could just be that the typical low-information Dem Voter is too busy watching Honey Boo-boo to tune into the news.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at October 11, 2013 02:09 PM (c1BTO)

185 182 Rich@ 6:08,

that'd probably mean a lot more if I didn't accept that O'Shamrock is a democrat.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 11, 2013 02:09 PM (9jfyN)

186 Wow--check out Maddow's high school year book photo.

She's still got that masculine-featured face, even back then. The pic makes her look like a tranny.

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 11, 2013 02:09 PM (xm1A1)

187 Oh the Lonegan aides stupid comments.A Dem aide could get away with that.

Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2013 02:10 PM (9XBK2)

188 175 Tasker@ 6:04, Well that was when she was a prisoner of the Patriarchy's damnable standards... *********** LOL! Wait sven I don't even know who--oh wait a minute-- gender twist with Christine Hayes--Chris Hayes--now I get it.

Posted by: tasker at October 11, 2013 02:10 PM (r2PLg)

189 who ever posted the Love Shack song/video, lol, I can't get it out of my head and Rock Lobster! thankies!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: dancin' & sippin' martini w 6 olives! at October 11, 2013 02:10 PM (IXrOn)

190 Okay, just got a pint of "apple pie". Literally a jelly jar with a cinnamon stick bobbing around in a cloudy orange liquid. Into the freezer it goes for chilling.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 11, 2013 02:10 PM (ZshNr)

191 You know all those typewriting monkeys who are always working on Shakespeare's complete works? Well when they get home after a hard day at work it only stands to reason that a handful of them will accidentally tune in to MSNBC.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 11, 2013 02:11 PM (N/Sup)

192 She's still got that masculine-featured face, even back then. The pic makes her look like a tranny. Posted by: OregonMuse at October 11, 2013 06:09 PM (xm1A1) ********** Ya--I thought that on second look--put I was shocked going in or something. Surprised to the upside. You should post it and get ace to vote hit it or not--blind. He doesn't read his own threads....

Posted by: tasker at October 11, 2013 02:11 PM (r2PLg)

193 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 11, 2013 02:12 PM (nUH8H)

194 *head + desk*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2013 06:08 PM (lVPtV)

May be better for your face to get a padded desk. Just sayin'!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at October 11, 2013 02:12 PM (ioT3q)

195 You should post it and get ace to vote hit it or not--blind. He doesn't read his own threads.... Posted by: tasker at October 11, 2013 06:11 P Make sure to mention she has a vestigial penis

Posted by: Beto at October 11, 2013 02:12 PM (VWfCN)

196

Alright, home from my last day at the previous employer (and client, too). New job starts Monday.

Which means I'll miss you morons during the day, and have to get on the ONT sometimes.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at October 11, 2013 02:13 PM (nUH8H)

197 Posted by: Conrads Dark Heart at October 11, 2013 06:04 PM (3GuQx) State of unconciousness

Posted by: BignJames at October 11, 2013 02:13 PM (HtUkt)

198 188 Posted by: tasker at October 11, 2013 06:10 PM (r2PLg)

I don't get out much...but I still get out more than Chris Hayes...

Posted by: sven10077 at October 11, 2013 02:13 PM (9jfyN)

199 unconsciousness too

Posted by: BignJames at October 11, 2013 02:13 PM (HtUkt)

200 Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2013 06:08 PM (lVPtV)

Things like that are why I think most political consultants are really Dems purposely screwing up things for the Repubs.

Then again, he could just be really big dumbass.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2013 02:15 PM (N8z9m)

201 Business Insider has some must reading material for
Piers ....

8 Signs You're About To Be Fired

http://www.businessinsider.com/signs-youre-about-to-be-fired-2013-10

Posted by: kbdabear at October 11, 2013 02:15 PM (aTXUx)

202 Posted by: sven10077 at October 11, 2013 06:01 PM (9jfyN) C'mon Sven, you knew it was just a matter of time until seasoned Repub politicians evolved the position of the few principled conservatives into a landslide defeat!!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 11, 2013 02:16 PM (XdnQT)

203 The "man the mother was seeing" that killed AP's kid is in a shitload of trouble. He is from my hometown (little town of 800) I use to work for his parents. This isn't the first time he has been in trouble with the law. He could and should have done jail time in the past and this could have been avoided.

Posted by: Molly k. at October 11, 2013 02:16 PM (TuxkV)

204 News from the wasteland: one of the court clerks is real big on swimming. She and her husband hired some hot shot coach to fly on from Australia and they would spend a week swimming Lake Powell. (I don't know well known Lake Powell is but it is beautiful and it is world famous around here.) Surprise! Lake Powell is a federal park so . . . .

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 11, 2013 02:17 PM (PjgvN)

205 8 Signs You're About To Be Fired *** 8. They replace your makeup girl with a union guy carrying a trowel and a bucket of wet spackle.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 11, 2013 02:18 PM (N/Sup)

206 @148 So LIVS turn to MSNBC and think what they're seeing is unbiased, impartial analysis.

Low-information voters don't get their news from watching any of the news channels, but from comedians and pop culture.

Anybody who watches MSNBC is probably pretty interested in the news and politics, and therefore probably not a low-information voter.

Unless, that is, the person was a high-information voter before they started watching MSNBC.

Posted by: Joshua at October 11, 2013 02:18 PM (oCZ4e)

207 7. The name on your parking space is painted over with "Chimpy the Weather Monkey"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 11, 2013 02:20 PM (N/Sup)

208 Anybody who watches MSNBC is probably pretty interested in the news and politics, and therefore probably not a low-information voter. Unless, that is, the person was a high-information voter before they started watching MSNBC. Posted by: Joshua at October 11, 2013 06:18 PM (oCZ4e) _____________ Well maybe not full on LIV, but MIV (mid level Information Voters). They know sorta kinda what's going on but not the details. For instance they know there is a govt shutdown and they know it has something to do with Obamacare. They tune in to MSNBC and then "learn" the shutdown is due to Republicans being Klansmen who hate Barrack because he's black and also want to kill sick children.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at October 11, 2013 02:21 PM (HDgX3)

209 6. Your most recent paycheck was issued in rubles.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 11, 2013 02:21 PM (N/Sup)

210 5. They replace your office chair with a guillotine.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 11, 2013 02:23 PM (N/Sup)

211 5. They replace your office chair with a guillotine.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 11, 2013 02:23 PM (N/Sup)

212 new post up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 11, 2013 02:23 PM (DmNpO)

213 new post up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 11, 2013 02:23 PM (DmNpO)

214 4. Your junior executive producer starts wearing a Grim Reaper cloak and carrying a scythe.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 11, 2013 02:25 PM (N/Sup)

215 3. They post a new thread when you are only at #3 on your countdown.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 11, 2013 02:26 PM (N/Sup)

216 208 7. The name on your parking space is painted over with "Chimpy the Weather Monkey" Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 11, 2013 06:20 PM

Stolen and posted to Twitter hashtag #SignsPiersMorganGettingFired

Posted by: kbdabear at October 11, 2013 02:31 PM (aTXUx)

217 Piers may be gone, but his inane legacy will never be forgotten.

Posted by: adams the sound and furby porn at October 11, 2013 02:38 PM (gQKHE)

218 Schadenfreunde! The other night i heard the unmistakeable voice of... Keith Olberman!!! He was doing the "upcoming games " announcement on the MLB channel. The harder they come, the harder they fall. I wonder if he still has "snit fits" our has he been told to STFU. The tears of a clown........Poor Olbey,

Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2013 02:53 PM (DtEq4)

219 Have you got MSNBC on sensors yet? Set photon torpedoes to "fist", Mr Sulu. Wait for it. Wait for it... NOW!

Posted by: captain shep at October 11, 2013 05:06 PM (i4xvM)

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