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March 27, 2013

One Last Little Bite On Your Leg
— LauraW

HumpDay Ace-A-Thon Wrapup

Good Morning darling hearts!

That pain you are experiencing is one last wee petite hunchback bite on your wallet-leg. Yes, the Ace-A-Thon continues but is drawing to a close. Like certain reptiles, Ace gorges only a few times per year and must make these means last over long empty stretches of bad hobo hunting.

Please consider transferring some part of your vast millions to Ace (via either the PayPal link on the top-left-sidebar of this blog, or by doing some Amazon shopping via the link at the top-right-sidebar of this blog).

It's a nice thing to do.

Also, hunchback bites are dangerously septic and you should see a doctor immediately. If the bite starts to fizz, forget first aid and just use a saw.

Unplanned Addendum: I was about to post this when Ace put up a totally uncharacteristic morning post. Does it seem to you guys that he has been squishing the ace-a-thon posts on purpose when he can?

Hah. He is seriously uncomfortable when we do this fundraising thing. It's cute.

Posted by: LauraW at 07:19 AM | Comments (70)
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1 1st

Posted by: Neo, lettin' it burn since 2012 at March 27, 2013 07:20 AM (MP/bH)

2 Woohoo! What did I win?

Posted by: Neo, lettin' it burn since 2012 at March 27, 2013 07:21 AM (MP/bH)

3 It was painless and quick and I will not miss the ten bucks. Give it a try.

Posted by: nucelarjim at March 27, 2013 07:22 AM (8QPMr)

4 Fourth? And, good morning, fellow Morons and Moronettes.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 27, 2013 07:23 AM (L8r/r)

5 Unplanned Addendum: I was about to post this when Ace put up a totally uncharacteristic morning post. Does it seem to you guys that he has been squishing the ace-a-thon posts on purpose when he can? Hah. He is seriously uncomfortable when we do this fundraising thing. It's cute. Heh. I did not realize that but yup, that's whyfor the morning stomping. You know, I do need more tea and I get the kind I really like through Amazon so I'll just bound over and do that.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 27, 2013 07:23 AM (VtjlW)

6 Good morning.

Posted by: lauraw at March 27, 2013 07:24 AM (QRkh7)

7 He is seriously uncomfortable when we do this fundraising thing. It's cute.

Rolling around on a mattress made of money puts a crimp in his neck.

Posted by: EC at March 27, 2013 07:24 AM (GQ8sn)

8 So the ace-a-thon is making the ewok get out of bed early?

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 07:25 AM (fWAjv)

9 .. or by doing some Amazon shopping via the link at the top-right-sidebar of this blog) - Right-y Ho. Thanks for the reminder Laura! Opti-Flex QC300, 12x12, 1 Micron, Microscope http://www.amazon.com/Opti-Flex-QC300-12x12-Micron-Controlled/dp/B001KOX14C/ _

Posted by: Conservative Lab Scientist at March 27, 2013 07:26 AM (9P+hO)

10 I'd give him this here old sweater, but I can't fit it into the paypal slot on my computer.

Posted by: Weezer at March 27, 2013 07:26 AM (r4v64)

11 So the ace-a-thon is making the ewok get out of bed early?

Every $100 makes him post before 10AM.

Posted by: EC at March 27, 2013 07:26 AM (GQ8sn)

12 When people throw money at me, it's usually nickels, hurled with great force. And by 'nickels' of course I mean 'egg-sized rocks.'

It ain't easy being a mistake of nature.

Posted by: lauraw at March 27, 2013 07:27 AM (QRkh7)

13 Thank goodness...a new thread. I had absolutely nothing to say about K Griffin.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 27, 2013 07:27 AM (XvrTA)

Your Ewok. How much for your Ewok?

Posted by: Joliet Jake at March 27, 2013 07:27 AM (tVIJp)

15 You know, I do need more tea and I get the kind I really like through Amazon so I'll just bound over and do that.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 27, 2013 11:23 AM (VtjlW)

Ahhhhh, the bounding. How I've missed the bounding while dealing with work fuckery.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 27, 2013 07:28 AM (da5Wo)

If this post had just a hint of hump, LauraW., Ace's Paypal Account would be stuffed with cash.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2013 07:29 AM (tVIJp)

17 The last couple of times I have shopped Amazon through the search here, they have locked my account and made me change my password due to a possible phishing problem. Don't know why that is happening now.

Posted by: Memories at March 27, 2013 07:29 AM (8r5Rh)

18 Will do.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 27, 2013 07:29 AM (wbmaj)

19 Like this is the worst thing Ace has done for a ten spot.

Posted by: Holmes at March 27, 2013 07:30 AM (XbqnS)

I'd give him this here old sweater, but I can't fit it into the paypal slot on my computer.

Careful. He'll stretch the neck out!

Posted by: Jason Hanky at March 27, 2013 07:30 AM (tVIJp)

21 Ahhhhh, the bounding. How I've missed the bounding while dealing with work fuckery. Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 27, 2013 11:28 AM (da5Wo) *hauls trampoline over* I'm a giver. Like this is the worst thing Ace has done for a ten spot. Posted by: Holmes at March 27, 2013 11:30 AM (XbqnS) Yeah, the skank-a-thon kind of laid those questions to rest.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 27, 2013 07:32 AM (VtjlW)

22 ::::Hah. He is seriously uncomfortable when we do this fundraising thing. It's cute.::: You can tell he's single. A wife wouldn't let you be "uncomfortable" about earning money. "You better put on that chicken suit and start handing out coupons, you lazy asshole! My mother was right about you!"

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 27, 2013 07:33 AM (7rusg)

OK, Laura, done.

When people throw money at me, it's usually nickels, hurled with great force.

My BIL used to do that when someone pissed him off in traffic. He would pitch coins out the car window at the other car.

Posted by: Decaf at March 27, 2013 07:33 AM (VD8bZ)

Shit, not sure if my Amazon book shopping will work. Fucker understandably keeps trying to get me to shop from .ca and I'm much too lazy to figure things out. And clearly I have no interest in American customs getting any information about my....uhhhh....plans. My simple, simple, bunker busting proof plans.

Hmmm....will have to throw that fuzzy little bastard some direct cash.

And who knows what list that will get me on! If you don't see my nic in the future....avenge me!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 27, 2013 07:33 AM (vN7SY)

25 Yeah, the skank-a-thon kind of laid those questions to rest.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 27, 2013 11:32 AM (VtjlW)

I've gone back and read those. In fact, that was one of the very first things I read here at the HQ. I'm looking down the sidebar and "hey, what's this? ....OMG!!!"

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 27, 2013 07:33 AM (da5Wo)

26 I may have spent more elsewhere, but my PayPal click will certainly be the best money I spend this week.

Posted by: President For Life Obama at March 27, 2013 07:33 AM (B5y+v)

27 *hauls trampoline over*

I'm a giver.

*readies high speed camera*

Posted by: EC at March 27, 2013 07:34 AM (GQ8sn)

My BIL used to do that when someone pissed him off in traffic. He would pitch coins out the car window at the other car.

He's a great American.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 27, 2013 07:35 AM (vN7SY)

29 My BIL used to do that when someone pissed him off in traffic. He would pitch coins out the car window at the other car.

Posted by: Decaf at March 27, 2013 11:33 AM (VD8bZ)

So you're saying your BIL is an asshole....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 27, 2013 07:36 AM (da5Wo)

30 I've gone back and read those. In fact, that was one of the very first things I read here at the HQ. I'm looking down the sidebar and "hey, what's this? ....OMG!!!" Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 27, 2013 11:33 AM (da5Wo) Seriously, whenever I need to laugh I read that and fall off the couch. In further brightening up people's days news, through a series of unfortunate events I just swallowed half of a gummed index tab. Specialest. Snowflake. Ever.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 27, 2013 07:36 AM (VtjlW)

31 Aren't great Americans always a bit of an asshole?

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 27, 2013 07:37 AM (vN7SY)

32 You guys should do what the election money-bombs due, and have a thermometer tracking the total raised so far.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 27, 2013 07:37 AM (UypUQ)

33 I am 30th. But my school tells me that's the same as being first. I feel much better now.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 27, 2013 07:37 AM (wbmaj)

34 So my 8 year old son was suspended from school on 14 March. Seems a kid threatened to shoot him, so my boy threatened to shoot him back.

Ever see what happens to your balls when you poke a wolverine with a stick?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 27, 2013 07:38 AM (imJLZ)

35 33rd? WTF?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 27, 2013 07:38 AM (wbmaj)

36 You guys should do what the election money-bombs due, and have a thermometer tracking the total raised so far.

I suggest a picture of George Soros in a tank filling with water.

Posted by: pep at March 27, 2013 07:38 AM (YXmuI)

37 Auctioning a CA legal battle rifle. http://tinyurl.com/blkln9e

Posted by: RWC at March 27, 2013 07:38 AM (fWAjv)

38 Seriously, whenever I need to laugh I read that and fall off the couch.

I typically go with EoJ's post on wrecking his M2A1 or his 3 parter on being a garbageman.

In further brightening up people's days news, through a series of unfortunate events I just swallowed half of a gummed index tab. Specialest. Snowflake. Ever.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 27, 2013 11:36 AM (VtjlW)

...............................................ok, you gotta explain that one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 27, 2013 07:39 AM (da5Wo)

*lovingly caresses teh Hump*

Hey, gorgeous. Howzabout you, me, and a kiddie pool full of Valu-Rite tonight?

I have this new razor I'm dying to try out.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 27, 2013 07:39 AM (+z4pE)

40 You need to put some kind of reward in for us morons who contribute, for example for $25 you get 3 completely discretionary 1 day bannings of anyone you don't like, for $50 you get 10, or something like that. That'd be kool.

ok, administrators would be exempt.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2013 07:39 AM (UFTmf)

41 LauraW - You cobs should run a little cash for comments scheme over to the right once in awhile. If they give, they can have the privilege of seeing their comments scroll around for a day or something. People are VAIN, take advantage of it.

Posted by: Liberty Lover at March 27, 2013 07:39 AM (eQ4W/)

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Posted by: Serious Cat at March 27, 2013 07:39 AM (UypUQ)

#34 A new bumper sticker:

My Kid Kicked Your Bully's Ass!

My Kid Blew Your Fucking Bully's Head Off

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 27, 2013 07:40 AM (wbmaj)

3It was painless and quick and I will not miss the ten bucks. Give it a try.

---

one percenter

Posted by: Unfuckable at March 27, 2013 07:40 AM (SO2Q8)

45 #33? Woot-Woot. Happen to come upon the Ace for the first time in December shortly before the fiscal cliff. Anyone who says, "Fuck you, let it burn" is my kind of guy. I'm an old fart using pay pal for the 1st time. Pretty easy. Hope $25 helps him to rise early.

Posted by: irishacres at March 27, 2013 07:40 AM (HVff2)

46 You need to put some kind of reward in for us morons who contribute, for example for $25 you get 3 completely discretionary 1 day bannings of anyone you don't like, for $50 you get 10, or something like that.

No. You'd all pool resources and ban me for life.

Posted by: pep at March 27, 2013 07:40 AM (YXmuI)

47 Do you take food stamps?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 27, 2013 07:41 AM (wbmaj)

You need to put some kind of reward in for us morons who contribute

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2013 11:39 AM (UFTmf)

You'll get nothing and like it!

Posted by: Judge Smails at March 27, 2013 07:41 AM (srueX)

49 I'd pitch in another $5 if you guys gave us the option to post in a monospaced font.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 27, 2013 07:41 AM (UypUQ)

50 Auction ampersands!

Posted by: pep at March 27, 2013 07:41 AM (YXmuI)

ok i was #45

Posted by: irishacres at March 27, 2013 07:41 AM (HVff2)

So you're saying your BIL is an asshole....

On occasion.

Posted by: Decaf at March 27, 2013 07:41 AM (VD8bZ)

53 Ace STOMP

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 27, 2013 07:42 AM (da5Wo)

54 The humback. How much for the pierced one with the hump?

Posted by: Joliet Jake at March 27, 2013 07:42 AM (srueX)

55 I'm starting a new network: BCN (Bitter Clingers Network) I need talking heads.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 27, 2013 07:43 AM (wbmaj)

56 I've been banned for an unknown reason. I refuse to submit any funds to anyone who refuses to answer any of my 100+ email I've sent him to resolve this.

Posted by: Tom Seaver at March 27, 2013 07:44 AM (T4dLI)

57 I am now set to retire. I just robbed William Devane's safe. I also stole his plane.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 27, 2013 07:44 AM (wbmaj)

When the coin into paypal clinks

another hobo out of purgatory springs

Posted by: Johann Tetzel at March 27, 2013 07:45 AM (SO2Q8)

59 ...............................................ok, you gotta explain that one. Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 27, 2013 11:39 AM (da5Wo) You know these? http://bit.ly/10e1ZO6 Yup. Swallowed half of one. Fear my skillz.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 27, 2013 07:46 AM (VtjlW)

60 Stomped. See? See this shit he does to us?
We love him, but he does not love us back.

39
*lovingly caresses teh Hump*

Hey, gorgeous. Howzabout you, me, and a kiddie pool full of Valu-Rite tonight?

I have this new razor I'm dying to try out.

Oh.

Oh MY.

*fans self coquettishly with a discarded piece of aluminum siding from trailer*

Posted by: lauraw at March 27, 2013 07:48 AM (QRkh7)

61 You know these?

http://bit.ly/10e1ZO6

Yup. Swallowed half of one.

Fear my skillz.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 27, 2013 11:46 AM (VtjlW)

*pointedly not snickering*

How?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 27, 2013 07:49 AM (da5Wo)

In further brightening up people's days news,
through a series of unfortunate events I just swallowed half of a gummed
index tab. Specialest. Snowflake. Ever.

---

That too shall pass

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 27, 2013 07:49 AM (SO2Q8)

Auction ampersands!

Ace of Spades HQ.

A smart milittary blog

The worlds leading ampersand fetish site

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 27, 2013 07:52 AM (SO2Q8)

64 56 I've been banned for an unknown reason. I refuse to submit any funds to anyone who refuses to answer any of my 100+ email I've sent him to resolve this.

Posted by: Tom Seaver at March 27, 2013 11:44 AM (T4dLI)

Tom, if it is truly for an unknown reason, I'd contact Andy...he is WAY more responsive. Ace is um...uh....not great at responding to e-mails.

Now having said that, I don't know what Andy's e-mail is....

Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 27, 2013 07:55 AM (X6akg)

65 *pointedly not snickering* How? Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 27, 2013 11:49 AM (da5Wo) Licking it. Yeah, I know but that's what happened.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 27, 2013 07:58 AM (VtjlW)

Yup. Swallowed half of one.

Fear my skillz.

Not an easy feat.

Posted by: Infidel at March 27, 2013 08:01 AM (O/fK8)

67 I'd donate a second time around but I just dropped $17 on 50 rnds of 9 mm 115 gr. Maybe tomorrow.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at March 27, 2013 08:39 AM (Vs6FA)

68 Been meaning to hit the tip jar for days. Finally remembered to do it, thanks to this post. Worth every penny and more ...