November 20, 2013
— DrewM As the lady said, the system worked (autoplay video warning).
Several dozen suspected terrorist bombmakers, including some believed to have targeted American troops, may have mistakenly been allowed to move to the United States as war refugees, according to FBI agents investigating the remnants of roadside bombs recovered from Iraq and Afghanistan.The discovery in 2009 of two al Qaeda-Iraq terrorists living as refugees in Bowling Green, Kentucky -- who later admitted in court that they'd attacked U.S. soldiers in Iraq -- prompted the bureau to assign hundreds of specialists to an around-the-clock effort aimed at checking its archive of 100,000 improvised explosive devices collected in the war zones, known as IEDs, for other suspected terrorists' fingerprints.
"We are currently supporting dozens of current counter-terrorism investigations like that," FBI Agent Gregory Carl, director of the Terrorist Explosive Device Analytical Center (TEDAC), said in an ABC News interview to be broadcast tonight on ABC News' "World News with Diane Sawyer" and "Nightline".
Fun fact: Rand Paul offered an amendment to the Senate's amnesty bill to toughen screening of refugees. It failed.
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Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 20, 2013 06:55 AM (5tMRX)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at November 20, 2013 06:55 AM (5Smjr)
Posted by: t-bird at November 20, 2013 06:56 AM (FcR7P)
We should NOT be letting anyone in from any country in the Middle East except perhaps Israel, and then only if Israel will vouch for them.
Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2013 06:57 AM (FTQyq)
FBI stands for - Fat, Bald, and Ignorant. Morty had such a way with words.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 20, 2013 06:57 AM (5tMRX)
Posted by: What's the problem? at November 20, 2013 06:58 AM (Tb01R)
I know I did, when I was a young dude living in Toronto.
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 06:58 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2013 06:58 AM (JRmiD)
Posted by: Barky The Magical Fuckstick at November 20, 2013 06:58 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at November 20, 2013 06:58 AM (PYAXX)
Posted by: Thunderb at November 20, 2013 06:58 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Senator John McCain at November 20, 2013 06:58 AM (PYAXX)
Posted by: Baldy at November 20, 2013 06:59 AM (2bql3)
Posted by: Bill at November 20, 2013 06:59 AM (uvyrw)
Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2013 10:56 AM (zqvg6)
Not only will we not deport them but you can bet that the ACLU or INS will get involved and they will get years worth of litigation in immigration court at taxpayer expense with a tax paid lawyer.
All while they roam free.
Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2013 06:59 AM (FTQyq)
I don't suppose they can find them.
This is the same gang who messed up the Boston bombers, who were handed to them by the Russians.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2013 06:59 AM (JRmiD)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2013 07:00 AM (xorT2)
Posted by: PaleRider at November 20, 2013 07:00 AM (m+nIW)
Posted by: Mainah at November 20, 2013 07:00 AM (659DL)
Posted by: M_Shields at November 20, 2013 07:00 AM (u0IQ5)
Posted by: McCool at November 20, 2013 07:00 AM (nCSwS)
Posted by: dananjcon at November 20, 2013 07:00 AM (wmU4G)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at November 20, 2013 07:00 AM (PYAXX)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at November 20, 2013 07:01 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: t-bird at November 20, 2013 07:01 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 20, 2013 07:01 AM (5tMRX)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 20, 2013 07:02 AM (/Crba)
Posted by: Barry, Chom leader at November 20, 2013 07:02 AM (0FSuD)
I gotta agree with Pale Rider...
...ID match = bullet between the eyes.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 20, 2013 07:02 AM (lJaja)
Oh man, let me tell you about Hungarian strippers in Toronto!
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 07:03 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 20, 2013 07:03 AM (/Crba)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at November 20, 2013 07:03 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at November 20, 2013 07:03 AM (Xlbr8)
"Pardon me sir, you forgot your bomb!"
"Why thank you Mr. Helpful TSA person!"
"Just doing my job."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at November 20, 2013 07:03 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2013 10:56 AM (zqvg6)
Why? So they can just sneak back in. I'm thinking more along the lines of execute them as an example to the rest.
Posted by: DanInMN at November 20, 2013 07:03 AM (XqeyF)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 20, 2013 07:03 AM (5tMRX)
Deport them? We won't be able to find them unless the FBI stakes out the housewares departments.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2013 11:00 AM (xorT2)
**
Or we could just check for all their digits at the gates. Missing a pinky? Take a hike. Ezee-Peezee.
Posted by: dananjcon at November 20, 2013 07:04 AM (wmU4G)
Posted by: JEM at November 20, 2013 07:04 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: You know it's true at November 20, 2013 07:04 AM (Tb01R)
Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at November 20, 2013 07:04 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: t-bird at November 20, 2013 07:04 AM (FcR7P)
And they're getting subsidies!
You know they are...
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 07:04 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: JEM at November 20, 2013 07:05 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Trivial Pursuer at November 20, 2013 07:05 AM (/sohm)
Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2013 07:05 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Sen. John McCain at November 20, 2013 07:06 AM (wOFj+)
Maybe glancing at their Korans to spot the 'I luv AQ' bookmarks would be more useful...
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 20, 2013 07:06 AM (lJaja)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 20, 2013 07:06 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: backhoe at November 20, 2013 07:06 AM (ULH4o)
No 'probably' to it BB......read the article.
In USSA, we pay you to kill us.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 20, 2013 07:06 AM (wNF3N)
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 11:03 AM (GQ8sn)<
Its been said that the french strippers in Ottawa are unbelievable.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 20, 2013 07:06 AM (KjlbF)
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 07:06 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 20, 2013 07:06 AM (5tMRX)
I dislike ex-patriots pretty much. If your allegiance is so shallow, then perhaps it IS best you leave--and don't come back.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 20, 2013 07:06 AM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2013 07:07 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Thunderb at November 20, 2013 07:07 AM (zOTsN)
"In 2009 Alwan applied as a refugee and was allowed to move to Bowling Green, where he quit a job he briefly held and moved into public housing on Gordon Ave., across the street from a school bus stop, and collected public assistance payouts, federal officials told ABC News."
Yeah, tax-payer subsidized, too. EBT card, free healthcare, living large and hating America. Did he vote, too?
Posted by: mrp at November 20, 2013 07:07 AM (HjPtV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 20, 2013 07:08 AM (5tMRX)
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 11:04 AM (GQ8sn)
That's kind of harsh wishing ObamaCare on them. I mean the guy's just a terrorist, it isn't like he's a Tea Partier or something else unspeakably vile.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at November 20, 2013 07:09 AM (hLRSq)
Just call him a "dreamer" and it won't seem so bad.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 20, 2013 07:09 AM (wOFj+)
Posted by: Comrade Jesse, not welcoming our socialist overlords at November 20, 2013 07:09 AM (kkbgQ)
Posted by: Naughtius at November 20, 2013 07:09 AM (0mn9E)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at November 20, 2013 07:09 AM (PYAXX)
This^^^ When my wife died her brother exasperatedly asked "Why can't you get any aid? For God's sake there is money available for single mom crack addicts...."
Posted by: backhoe at November 20, 2013 07:09 AM (ULH4o)
Posted by: joncelli at November 20, 2013 07:10 AM (RD7QR)
Don't hold your breath waiting for the former to happen.
As for a 'Obozo tells the truth' icon... hey Anna, do you think you could find a suitably 'shocked and amazed' anime character face for that one?
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 20, 2013 07:10 AM (lJaja)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 20, 2013 07:10 AM (dfYL9)
"Don't know nothing 'bout no rise and fall
Don't know much about nothing at all..."
Posted by: Baracky Obamalicious at November 20, 2013 07:11 AM (Xv7f/)
Maybe looks-wise, but they are the biggest bitches on the planet when it comes to extracting money from you. I'd rather be sexually harrassed by zombie Helen Thomas with an electric riding crop.
Canada has a funny visa system where the govt will grant special ones to foreign artists to come and work there temporarily. The "artists" umbrella also includes exotic dancers which club owners exploit. The girls are supposed to stay temporarily, but I think we all know that story.
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 07:11 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: M. Murcek at November 20, 2013 07:12 AM (GJUgF)
Demoncrats always screw over US allies if those allies are not allies to their party.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 20, 2013 07:12 AM (5tMRX)
Posted by: Comrade Jesse, not welcoming our socialist overlords at November 20, 2013 07:12 AM (kkbgQ)
Posted by: The Al-Qaeda Western Phrase Book-Lesson One at November 20, 2013 07:13 AM (5ikDv)
Posted by: mrp at November 20, 2013 11:07 AM (HjPtV)
Sounds like your average liberal Democrat.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2013 07:13 AM (DrWcr)
That's nothin'. The Windsor Ballet was graced with any number of Pole dancers and Lapp dancers. It was a regular newnited nations over there.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 20, 2013 07:14 AM (xq1UY)
The New Hotness -- importing terrorists
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 20, 2013 07:14 AM (wNF3N)
That wasn't my experience. At all. I mean, that wasn't the experience of whoever told me that. This was back when the Loonie was 46% of a USD. Great value. Whoever told me this almost felt guilty about how little they were paying.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 20, 2013 07:14 AM (KjlbF)
Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at November 20, 2013 07:14 AM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Comrade Jesse, not welcoming our socialist overlords at November 20, 2013 07:14 AM (kkbgQ)
Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No really!) at November 20, 2013 07:14 AM (GaqMa)
“It is Lincoln’s speech saying ‘Hey, we need to chill out and, you know, be cool and stuff.”
The American dream encapsulated in 18 words.
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 20, 2013 07:15 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2013 07:15 AM (iGPSR)
Posted by: DaveA at November 20, 2013 07:15 AM (DL2i+)
What other post?
It was right there. I swear!
I was at a sidewalk gig a couple of years back. Some folks had a miniature pony, walking it around on a small halter. I stepped up to the mic and asked, "Does everybody else see a small white pony? Please tell me you all see it..."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at November 20, 2013 07:15 AM (0HooB)
That wasn't my experience. At all. I mean, that wasn't the experience of whoever told me that. This was back when the Loonie was 46% of a USD. Great value. Whoever told me this almost felt guilty about how little they were paying.
Maybe because you were a "yankee" with the dollars and not a native Canuck.
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 07:15 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 20, 2013 07:16 AM (f9c2L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 20, 2013 07:17 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 20, 2013 07:17 AM (wNF3N)
This is a thing now innit. Happened on the ONT just the other night.
I used to qualify for pubic assistance pretty regularly. Never felt guilty about it.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 20, 2013 07:17 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2013 07:18 AM (xorT2)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at November 20, 2013 11:00 AM (PYAXX)
Not even after watching their own mothers raped and stoned to death.
Posted by: Havedash at November 20, 2013 07:18 AM (gvqyH)
Posted by: John McCain at November 20, 2013 07:18 AM (Pr6hk)
Maybe. Or, it could have been my stunning good looks and magnetic personality. Meh, lets just go with your theory. In any case. I still have sprained eyes from a particular place in downtown Ottawa, conveniently located right next to the hotel I always stayed at.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 20, 2013 07:19 AM (KjlbF)
Posted by: JPS at November 20, 2013 07:19 AM (eMFdB)
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at November 20, 2013 07:19 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 20, 2013 07:20 AM (HVff2)
The Senate voted Wednesday to table Sen. Rand Paul's (R-Ky.) "Trust but Verify" amendment, which would require the government to implement more measures to screen and track foreign students, refugees and asylum seekers. It would also hold up a path to citizenship until Congress voted the border was sufficiently secure. That amendment failed 37 to 61.
Yes - to kill the amendment
Collins (R-ME)
Corker (R-TN)
Flake (R-AZ)
Graham (R-SC)
McCain (R-AZ)
Murkowski (R-AK)
Rubio (R-FL)
Not Voting
Chiesa (R-NJ)
Thank's again guys!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 20, 2013 07:20 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 20, 2013 07:20 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2013 07:20 AM (xorT2)
Posted by: soothie at November 20, 2013 07:20 AM (J4eqE)
assistance they qualify for
This is a thing now innit. Happened on the ONT just the other night.
I used to qualify for pubic assistance pretty regularly. Never felt guilty about it.
Posted by: Stringer Davis
If I didn't have my wife's death "benefit" I'd be living in a box under the Lanier bridge. It's dicey enough as it is. No guilt here- it was paid into for decades.
Posted by: backhoe at November 20, 2013 07:21 AM (ULH4o)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 20, 2013 11:17 AM (aDwsi)
Hussein's parents, especially his communist, America hating father, didn't cause the media to blink an eye, but watch what they do to Cruz's father who is a preacher.
Posted by: Havedash at November 20, 2013 07:21 AM (gvqyH)
Providing 750k lawyers with lifetime work. (Ducks)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 20, 2013 07:21 AM (wNF3N)
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To answer a somewhat difference question, I can't think of a single way in which the country or its citizens are better off than they were before the regime took power. I can think of many ways in which we are worse off.
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 20, 2013 07:22 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: 7 Days in May at November 20, 2013 07:22 AM (j6DTo)
Spending, corruption, graft....
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2013 07:22 AM (iGPSR)
Posted by: Bill Ayers at November 20, 2013 07:22 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 20, 2013 11:19 AM (KjlbF)
I'm Karl Urban when I step into a club.
Pry. Them. Off. With. A. Crowbar.
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 07:23 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Comrade Jesse, not welcoming our socialist overlords at November 20, 2013 07:23 AM (kkbgQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2013 07:23 AM (xorT2)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 20, 2013 07:24 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: ejo at November 20, 2013 07:24 AM (GXvSO)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 20, 2013 07:26 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2013 07:26 AM (SvJdA)
Posted by: John McCain at November 20, 2013 07:26 AM (Pr6hk)
Horses, barndoors, some assembly required Rubio
Posted by: sven10077 at November 20, 2013 07:27 AM (9jfyN)
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He was against it before he was for it before he was against it.
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 20, 2013 07:27 AM (Hx5uv)
----
Deport them? They're already here. Imagine the optics of rounding them all up, tearing families apart, yada yada yada. No, we should give them amnesty and hope the vote Republican.
Posted by: The Establishment Squishes at November 20, 2013 07:27 AM (YmPwQ)
My point about the pubic assistance was that even though the Tspeedbump Brothers were getting it, they still managed to be hostile towards the people and the country who tried to help them once they got here.
I'm all for stringent standards for immigrants, like some other countries have. And also, how many terroristas are already here who just walked across the porous Mexican border? It's almost like this administration doesn't care who comes in...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at November 20, 2013 07:28 AM (0HooB)
Anyone know how to create one gigantic PDF file from hundreds of individual PDF's? I want to add up all the individual PDF's from a whole folder into one big PDF and read them all in one file.
Thanks!
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 07:29 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 20, 2013 07:29 AM (HVff2)
Oh they sure as fuck care.
Ask the German dissidents who were homeschooling.
#Caring
Posted by: sven10077 at November 20, 2013 07:29 AM (9jfyN)
Posted by: Cajun Caret at November 20, 2013 07:30 AM (UZQM8)
Posted by: Marco Rubio at November 20, 2013 07:30 AM (Tb01R)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2013 07:30 AM (SO2Q8)
I propose that the Stylebook be amended to say 'John McCain, one of the Keating Five'.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keating_Five
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 20, 2013 07:30 AM (wNF3N)
Posted by: Cajun Caret at November 20, 2013 07:30 AM (UZQM8)
*ducks*
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 20, 2013 11:29 AM (KjlbF)
When they realize you're not from around town, they will work. You just pull out some green instead of red, blue, brown, and green.
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 07:30 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Havedash at November 20, 2013 07:31 AM (gvqyH)
I'm Karl Urban when I step into a club.
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 11:23 AM (GQ8sn)
*ears perk up* Eh?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 20, 2013 07:31 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at November 20, 2013 07:31 AM (HVff2)
I humbly offer the amendment John "Jermaine" McCain and second the motion
Posted by: sven10077 at November 20, 2013 07:31 AM (9jfyN)
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at November 20, 2013 07:31 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 20, 2013 11:31 AM (4df7R)
And I don't even need a robotic leg!!!!
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 07:32 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: RWC at November 20, 2013 07:32 AM (fWAjv)
It's a genuine SoCon, FiCon benchmark...add in the "too classy to be D but just as far left" Rockerfeller types and there's the schism
Posted by: sven10077 at November 20, 2013 07:33 AM (9jfyN)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 20, 2013 07:33 AM (7ObY1)
Ma'am you just invented a new "Eroica" sub genre
*salute*
Posted by: sven10077 at November 20, 2013 07:34 AM (9jfyN)
Guess my olive skin makes me look scaaaaary. Since my pale-faced friends got right through each time.
Heckuva job, DHS!
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 20, 2013 11:33 AM (7ObY1)
You shouldn't have gotten that "Jihad" tattoo on your forehead. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2013 07:34 AM (DrWcr)
They have blinders on. They just care about the here and now. They could care less what this country will look like 50-100 years from now.
Yup. Things have changed greatly in a century. Sure, huddled masses are OK, but they all really need to believe in freedom and embrace our way of life. It'd also be nice if they had something to offer us.
As it stands today, the Prog/Coms are after votes and power only.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at November 20, 2013 07:34 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: RWC at November 20, 2013 07:35 AM (fWAjv)
Thanks!
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 11:29 AM (GQ8sn)
Do you have Adobe Acrobat? Or just the reader? If you have the professional version all you have to do is open Acrobat, go to FILE --> CREATE PDF --> FROM MULTIPLE FILES...
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 20, 2013 07:35 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at November 20, 2013 07:35 AM (VtjlW)
Jihad is translated as "Speed Right Through" in the TSA stylebook
Posted by: sven10077 at November 20, 2013 07:35 AM (9jfyN)
Google pdfbinder.
Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at November 20, 2013 07:35 AM (ZWvOb)
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at November 20, 2013 07:36 AM (VtjlW)
Anyone know how to create one gigantic PDF file from hundreds of individual PDF's? I want to add up all the individual PDF's from a whole folder into one big PDF and read them all in one file.
EC - Do you have Adobe 9?
Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2013 07:36 AM (O/fK8)
Posted by: Cajun Caret at November 20, 2013 07:36 AM (UZQM8)
And I don't even need a robotic leg!!!!
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 11:32 AM (GQ8sn)
But if you did you could be AWESOME and stab yourself in the leg without it hurting. 
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 20, 2013 07:36 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at November 20, 2013 07:36 AM (PYAXX)
Posted by: sven10077 at November 20, 2013 11:35 AM (9jfyN)
Reminds me of the scene in Airplane 2 where they let all the RPG-toting terrorists sail right through, then stop the little old lady.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2013 07:36 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: ontherocks at November 20, 2013 07:37 AM (5YqLU)
Posted by: Cajun Caret at November 20, 2013 07:37 AM (UZQM8)
A) Really for amnesty
B) Not that bright
'Cause I'm not seeing other meaningful options.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at November 20, 2013 11:36 AM (PYAXX)
I was going to go with "opportunistic douchebag."
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2013 07:37 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 20, 2013 07:38 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at November 20, 2013 11:36 AM (VtjlW)
*fistbump* Represent.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 20, 2013 07:38 AM (4df7R)
And no "backed up" issue!
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 07:38 AM (GQ8sn)
But if you did you could be AWESOME and stab yourself in the leg without it hurting.
Agent Kennex's soon-to-be love interest, that little semi-ginger, sure is a little cutie.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at November 20, 2013 07:38 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at November 20, 2013 07:39 AM (PYAXX)
Minka Kelly?
Yes, please.
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 07:39 AM (GQ8sn)
Anyone know how to create one gigantic PDF file from hundreds of individual PDF's?
Posted by: EC
Yes I do. Oh, you want some help?
A free version of Adobe Acrobat 8 Professional is -- I believe -- still available. Read the first page of the thread linked and scan the rest for tips if need be.
Install and "join files' is one of the options on the easy start screen. Dirt simple.
http://tinyurl.com/lejgenp
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 20, 2013 07:39 AM (kdS6q)
Rubio would and will argue that he had a duty as a member of the CHolo D'Ocho to back the agreed bill "clean"....
I would argue that being in the McCainiac addicted paradign of the Cholo D'* *insert number of dumbfuck Republicans and multiply by 2 Rubio showed he is not a Conservative at all and definitely a betrayer of the Tea Party that sent him.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 20, 2013 07:39 AM (9jfyN)
Posted by: joncelli at November 20, 2013 07:40 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at November 20, 2013 07:40 AM (PZ6/M)
Posted by: 7 Days in May at November 20, 2013 07:40 AM (j6DTo)
Uh-Oh . Head for the hills!
Posted by: mrp at November 20, 2013 07:40 AM (HjPtV)
Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at November 20, 2013 11:35 AM (ZWvOb)
Thanks! I just d'led it.
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 07:41 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 20, 2013 07:41 AM (rXcBX)
Minka Kelly?
She has a name! I usually refer to them as Generic Hollywood Hottie.
Cloned they are.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at November 20, 2013 07:41 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at November 20, 2013 07:42 AM (PYAXX)
I love CNN acting as though this is the biggest story extant....
"really Jake Tapper?"
I mean I am doing my 45 minute walk at the gym and there it was for more than half my workout.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 20, 2013 07:42 AM (9jfyN)
Posted by: joncelli
I liken it to malware with all the hundreds of registry entries it adds. Not sure if Foxit joins files but it's a good, small PDF reader.
Posted by: backhoe at November 20, 2013 07:43 AM (ULH4o)
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 11:38 AM (GQ8sn)
You should be able to find an online PDF program that will let you join them all together, as long as you don't need anything fancy. I think someone above mentioned PDFBinder as one choice.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 20, 2013 07:43 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at November 20, 2013 07:43 AM (XvrTA)
Like I said at the time...
See you Mark the Rube...
by allowing himself to be trapped by McCain he proved himself untrustworthy for all time.
There is NOTHING he can do to ever get it back short of shitting in McCain's mouth as Bashir states is cool.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 20, 2013 07:43 AM (9jfyN)
Posted by: Cajun Caret at November 20, 2013 07:44 AM (UZQM8)
Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2013 07:44 AM (UzPAd)
OK future immigration agents, I gotta go get ready for my job interview.
Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at November 20, 2013 07:45 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 20, 2013 07:46 AM (7ObY1)
Tuxedo with ruffles.
Make sure you fuck shit up!
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 07:46 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Barky O'Chooma at November 20, 2013 07:46 AM (fWAjv)
Rolling Stone's infamous Joker magazine cover was a pathetic attempt to prove otherwise.
Posted by: mrp at November 20, 2013 07:47 AM (HjPtV)
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at November 20, 2013 07:48 AM (vd7A8)
Agent Kennex's soon-to-be love interest, that little semi-ginger, sure is a little cutie.
Dorian: "Thank... you. Detective... Stahl-"
Kennex: Shut up. SHUT UP.
*hearts!*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 20, 2013 07:48 AM (4df7R)
http://tinyurl.com/knw5dfo (CNN)
The problems have been reported for DECADES and yet they have only gotten worse.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 20, 2013 07:48 AM (wNF3N)
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He got snookered by Schmucky Tumor which excludes him from the rocket surgeon category.
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 20, 2013 07:48 AM (Hx5uv)
President Obama auditioned as a drummer for Blue Oyster Cult, but was denied because he's black.
Posted by: Okra Winfry at November 20, 2013 07:48 AM (pJF+c)
Posted by: Thunderb at November 20, 2013 07:48 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: soothie at November 20, 2013 07:48 AM (J4eqE)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2013 07:48 AM (IXrOn)
210 -
Obviously no one else has come up with a better way to handle scanned documents though.
M$ and Googly don't seem to have any interest in coming up with a better format, so it's probably not going to happen.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2013 07:48 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 20, 2013 07:49 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: the rose of alabama at November 20, 2013 07:50 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: BignJames at November 20, 2013 07:50 AM (HtUkt)
Don't understand all the hubbub about Al Queerda being in the country. I thought they were our newest BFFs.
Al Queerda in Libya, Egypt, Syria-BFFs. This administration, the media, maybe senior U.S. military leadership, the demonrats, even some GOP members seem to think the real threats come from the Tea Party, Conservatives, Veterans, Christians (and of course da Joos), and anyone who likes that silly old document, The Constitution.
Posted by: ExSnipe at November 20, 2013 07:50 AM (57ubW)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 20, 2013 07:51 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Cajun Caret at November 20, 2013 11:44 AM (UZQM
I like them because they prevent stupid and/or unscrupulous people from changing things that shouldn't be changed. If they're halfway intelligent they can figure out how to do it, but since most of the people I work with who require PDFs haven't got the brains God gave a mouse when it comes to technology, it works.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 20, 2013 07:52 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: soothie at November 20, 2013 07:52 AM (J4eqE)
Posted by: MTF at November 20, 2013 07:52 AM (F58x4)
Orca he lacks the groove to even do the cowbell...
http://tinyurl.com/3eozkn5
Posted by: sven10077 at November 20, 2013 07:53 AM (9jfyN)
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at November 20, 2013 07:54 AM (VtjlW)
A) Really for amnesty
B) Not that bright
'Cause I'm not seeing other meaningful options.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) at November 20, 2013 11:36 AM (PYAXX)
C) believes, like me, that Democrats are basically good people and can be our 'friends' on legislation if we just push our principles aside for a moment.Posted by: John McCain at November 20, 2013 07:55 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: RWC at November 20, 2013 07:55 AM (fWAjv)
I'd be down for zero immigration for the next 40 years.
We did that from 1925 to 1965, look it up.
Posted by: Fred Q. at November 20, 2013 07:55 AM (W6iIX)
Statistically it's easier than getting quiet competence.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 20, 2013 07:55 AM (9jfyN)
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at November 20, 2013 11:54 AM (VtjlW)
I hope they use her more. She's playing an authority figure I don't actually want to stomp into red paste.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 20, 2013 07:55 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Thunderb at November 20, 2013 07:56 AM (zOTsN)
Orca he lacks the groove to even do the cowbell...
http://tinyurl.com/3eozkn5
Posted by: sven10077 at November 20, 2013 11:53 AM (9jfyN)
What we need is a little cowbelt. http://tinyurl.com/63aowch
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2013 07:56 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Typical RINO Consultant at November 20, 2013 07:57 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: Typical RINO Consultant at November 20, 2013 11:57 AM (Pr6hk)
Pivot!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2013 07:57 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Jay Carney at November 20, 2013 07:58 AM (Pr6hk)
That is so wrong, but I csan't get John McCain and Lindsey Graham out of my mind....
Posted by: sven10077 at November 20, 2013 07:58 AM (9jfyN)
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Yeah, we've just gotta reach out . . . .
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 20, 2013 07:58 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 20, 2013 07:58 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: the rose of alabama at November 20, 2013 07:58 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at November 20, 2013 08:00 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: the rose of alabama at November 20, 2013 08:00 AM (MhA4j)
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Didja see the headline on Drudge? Amtrack train to NYC got lost and wound up in Philly. It doesn't seem that hard. Just follow the tracks. Was Joey Boo Boo driving?
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 20, 2013 08:01 AM (Hx5uv)
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Didja see the headline on Drudge? Amtrack train to NYC got lost and wound up in Philly. It doesn't seem that hard. Just follow the tracks. Was Joey Boo Boo driving?
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 20, 2013 08:01 AM (Hx5uv)
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Didja see the headline on Drudge? Amtrack train to NYC got lost and wound up in Philly. It doesn't seem that hard. Just follow the tracks. Was Joey Boo Boo driving?
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 20, 2013 08:01 AM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: the rose of alabama at November 20, 2013 11:58 AM (MhA4j
tl;dr You lost me at Cornel West.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2013 08:01 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: the rose of alabama at November 20, 2013 11:58 AM (MhA4j
tl;dr You lost me at Cornel West.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2013 08:01 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: the rose of alabama at November 20, 2013 11:58 AM (MhA4j
tl;dr You lost me at Cornel West.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2013 08:01 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: soothie at November 20, 2013 08:02 AM (J4eqE)
Posted by: soothie at November 20, 2013 08:02 AM (J4eqE)
Posted by: soothie at November 20, 2013 08:02 AM (J4eqE)
"We are going to have to, (a) fix the website so everybody feels confident about that. We're going to have to, obviously, re-market and re-brand, and that will be challenging in this political environment."
Posted by: mrp at November 20, 2013 08:03 AM (HjPtV)
"We are going to have to, (a) fix the website so everybody feels confident about that. We're going to have to, obviously, re-market and re-brand, and that will be challenging in this political environment."
Posted by: mrp at November 20, 2013 08:03 AM (HjPtV)
"We are going to have to, (a) fix the website so everybody feels confident about that. We're going to have to, obviously, re-market and re-brand, and that will be challenging in this political environment."
Posted by: mrp at November 20, 2013 08:03 AM (HjPtV)
Posted by: soothie at November 20, 2013 08:04 AM (J4eqE)
The hell you say!
Posted by: Marcus at November 20, 2013 08:04 AM (GGCsk)
A challenge from the left? That would be useful. And much of what they say is true, even if it is couched in left-speak.
Posted by: joncelli at November 20, 2013 08:05 AM (RD7QR)
Got it.
Posted by: real joe at November 20, 2013 08:05 AM (i5Y1y)
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at November 20, 2013 12:00 PM (VtjlW)
Did you think the DNA bomb could be something that criminals could come up with today to screw up an investigation ? I did.
Posted by: polynikes at November 20, 2013 08:05 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Merrily we schtup along... at November 20, 2013 08:05 AM (/cUUk)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2013 08:06 AM (0FSuD)
confident about that. We're going to have to, obviously, re-market and
re-brand, and that will be challenging in this political environment."
Posted by: mrp at November 20, 2013 12:03 PM (HjPtV)
Dear Obammy,
If the damn law did what you said it would do, the political environment wouldn't factor into it. "Affordable Care" my ass.
Sincerely,
MWR
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 20, 2013 08:06 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at November 20, 2013 08:06 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: soothie at November 20, 2013 08:06 AM (J4eqE)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2013 08:07 AM (0FSuD)
In the age of SCOAMF, sometimes all the comment necessary is "what the fuckety fuck?"
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 20, 2013 08:07 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Oprah Doprah and Deepak Chopra at November 20, 2013 08:08 AM (/cUUk)
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at November 20, 2013 08:08 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: polynikes at November 20, 2013 12:05 PM (m2CN7)
Maybe a DNase bomb to destroy all biological trace evidence at a crime scene. DNase is a chemical that selectively destroys DNA.
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 08:08 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 20, 2013 08:08 AM (rXcBX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 20, 2013 08:08 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Null at November 20, 2013 08:08 AM (P7hip)
The translators can't be used to further erode your liberties in the name of security.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 20, 2013 08:09 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: EC
Cold, hard cash is cheaper and far more reliable. Never ask for a receipt, though. That's bad manners.
Posted by: mrp at November 20, 2013 08:10 AM (HjPtV)
I see that at least in DC, Obamacar34 covers abortions but not hearing aids. Priorities, bitches, priorities.
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 20, 2013 11:49 AM (Hx5uv)
I cnut hear you !
Posted by: The Jackhole at November 20, 2013 08:11 AM (nTgAI)
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 12:08 PM (GQ8sn)
That would be good but I was thinking that if you had 500 DNA samples it could send you on a few wild goose chases. Would that be better than finding no traces? I guess it depends on what crime you are committing.
Posted by: polynikes at November 20, 2013 08:11 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Bitterly clinging to my health policy at November 20, 2013 08:11 AM (/cUUk)
Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at November 20, 2013 08:11 AM (Dwehj)
Meanwhile...
Schakowsky to Fast for Amnesty
NRO: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/364411/dem-rep-fast-amnesty-andrew-johnson
Representative Jan Schakowsky (D., Ill.) has announced she will fast for a day as part of a push for amnesty. She will join an effort by activists on the National Mall who began fasting over a week ago.
“I’m so inspired by the fasters and . . . how they’re willing to put their bodies on the lines, their health on the line to raise attention to an issue that is really tearing at the fabric of our country,” she said in an interview with Politico...
Can it really be called a "fast" if it lasts one day?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 20, 2013 08:12 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: CarolT at November 20, 2013 08:12 AM (z4WKX)
Posted by: the rose of alabama at November 20, 2013 11:58 AM (MhA4j)
To "the rose of alabama",
Ignore the whiners.
Posted by: ExSnipe at November 20, 2013 08:12 AM (57ubW)
Posted by: Thunderb at November 20, 2013 08:13 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 20, 2013 12:12 PM (4df7R)
Well , Michael Moore calls it a fast if he hasn't eaten in an hour. Its all relative.
Posted by: polynikes at November 20, 2013 08:13 AM (m2CN7)
I see that at least in DC, Obamacar34 covers abortions but not hearing aids. Priorities, bitches, priorities.
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 20, 2013 11:49 AM (Hx5uv)
"Well DUH. Hearing aids are for old people, and we want them to die quickly. Abortions are for young people who don't want to be punished with a baby!"
- The Cool Kids in DC
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 20, 2013 08:13 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: soothie at November 20, 2013 08:13 AM (J4eqE)
Having no evidence would stop a criminal investigation in its tracks.
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 08:15 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: the rose of alabama at November 20, 2013 08:15 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Caliban at November 20, 2013 08:15 AM (DrC22)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 20, 2013 08:16 AM (aDwsi)
If you miss one meal, the federal government counts you as "food insecure."
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at November 20, 2013 08:16 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: CarolT
I suspect there are some who don't think the endangerment is a bug ...
Posted by: mrp at November 20, 2013 08:16 AM (HjPtV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 20, 2013 08:16 AM (aDwsi)
But he gets two huge things wrong. Government MADE banks give those loans, not the other way around. And West still believes MORE government is the solution, not the problem
Yeah, Cornel "Crazy Eyes" West and other lefty hacks have been coming at Obammy from the extreme LEFT side for a while now. They don't get a lot of coverage because the MFM is kind of embarrassed by them. "Guys, you're making us look bad. Ixnay on the Ocialismsay."
But I wouldn't be surprised if their rhetoric spools up and gets more coverage now. It's better for the regressives to have negative feedback about Obammycare (and Obammy in general) that says his priorities aren't leftwing ENOUGH, rather than negative feedback saying he's TOO leftwing. The idiot mouthbreathing LIVs will believe it, because they're idiot mouthbreathers.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/s][/b] at November 20, 2013 08:17 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Thunderb at November 20, 2013 08:17 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: soothie at November 20, 2013 08:17 AM (J4eqE)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 20, 2013 08:19 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Bitterly clinging to my health policy at November 20, 2013 08:20 AM (/cUUk)
291 -
No one is whining. It's a simple statement: write less or be ignored.
If it's not your website, don't be surprised when people aren't willing to commit to reading every word you typed. Simple as that.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2013 08:20 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Thunderb at November 20, 2013 08:20 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: EC at November 20, 2013 12:15 PM (GQ8sn)
Yeah but we are talking just about DNA evidence. Other evidence may exist.
Posted by: polynikes at November 20, 2013 08:21 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: the rose of alabama at November 20, 2013 08:21 AM (MhA4j)
It remains for intelligent people who support Liberty as the American way of life to find the common ground regardless of the contributor's point of original perspective.
Constitutional conservatives aka libertarian republicans need to realize what points of intersection are shared with Classical Liberals like Chris Hedges. A coalition based upon common ground platform (rule of law) would speed the downfall predicted for the current fusion party of authoritarians.
The Democrat-Republican Fusion Party of neo-liberals and neo-conservatives has no more access to life/power than resistance permits.
Posted by: the rose of alabama at November 20, 2013 12:15 PM (MhA4j)
Eh. Or, it could be the relationship between the Mensheviks and the Bolsheviks: Thanks for overthrowing the Tsar and providing a veneer of legitimacy, now meet your new proletarian executioner.
Posted by: joncelli at November 20, 2013 08:22 AM (RD7QR)
Shuckowski fasting for one day, huh? Yeah, that'll work.
what? she thinks she will get gown to 320 or so?
Posted by: Fred Q. at November 20, 2013 08:23 AM (W6iIX)
Posted by: Thunderb at November 20, 2013 08:26 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: the rose of alabama at November 20, 2013 08:31 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Thunderb at November 20, 2013 08:32 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: the rose of alabama at November 20, 2013 08:32 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Thunderb at November 20, 2013 08:36 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bless Your Cold Black Hearts at November 20, 2013 08:45 AM (kkbgQ)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 56% more DOOM! at November 20, 2013 08:52 AM (09o/X)
Again, I'm noting what classical liberals (those of the socialist Democrat Party bent) have been writing about Obama, who in turn, attacks them mercilessly.
Posted by: the rose of alabama at November 20, 2013 12:31 PM (MhA4j)
Um, they are not classical liberals, we are. They are progressives of all stripes.
Posted by: KG at November 20, 2013 09:34 AM (p7BzH)
#275, no shit. Two of my Iraqi terps got told at their Embassy interviews in 2010 "Ninety days of final processing until your visas will be issued."
I haven't heard from one of them in almost a year. I am not hopeful.
I blame the careerist one-worlders at the State Department.
Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at November 20, 2013 10:59 AM (jCQ+I)
Posted by: Barry at November 20, 2013 11:16 AM (AmhQt)
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