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September 28, 2013

Open Thread Elbow IN YOUR FACE
— Dave in Texas

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Watch your eyes.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 02:30 PM | Comments (107)
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1 Hello?

Posted by: lindafell at September 28, 2013 02:32 PM (PGO8C)

Ahh thanks.

Threads load really slow after a while.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No really.) at September 28, 2013 02:32 PM (GaqMa)

3 They appear capable of bearing viable offspring.

Posted by: Null at September 28, 2013 02:34 PM (xjpRj)

4 Recycling cheerleader pictures?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 28, 2013 02:34 PM (lbpNx)

5 yay!

Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2013 02:34 PM (8lmkt)

6 #4 for some reason. Looks kinda like lolo

Posted by: DAve at September 28, 2013 02:34 PM (b7yum)

7 Water. Tight.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2013 02:35 PM (s+Cgm)

8 Oregon is very nice this time of year

Posted by: DAve at September 28, 2013 02:35 PM (b7yum)

9 Love the photo. Oregon's team is the "Beavers": aptly enough.

Posted by: Brown Line at September 28, 2013 02:35 PM (a5bF3)

10 those cheerleaders barely have boobehs . . . does the land that plastic surgery forgot have a football team now?

Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2013 02:36 PM (8lmkt)

11 garret got his nummy's , what did you bring us women?

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2013 02:36 PM (nqBYe)

12 Has the douche who cried about global warming and said he's getting a vasectomy because of it been flayed by the Horde yet?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2013 02:36 PM (T6c9C)

13 oh, Oregon . . . never mind.

Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2013 02:36 PM (8lmkt)

14 The one on the left STILL wants me. I can tell, She was looking at me like that a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 28, 2013 02:36 PM (EqSsW)

15 No seriously I think there is an issue with the elbow on #3

Posted by: DAve at September 28, 2013 02:36 PM (b7yum)

...analytics .js

I keep getting a popup for this...asking if I want to "open or save".

Anyone know what this is?

Posted by: wheatie at September 28, 2013 02:37 PM (61FoN)

17 The one on the left has some elbows that can do serious damage.

Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at September 28, 2013 02:37 PM (zxrQh)

18 Boston College losing 48-34. Beating the spread and scoring 34 off the number 8 team in the country is champagne worthy in Eagles Country.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 28, 2013 02:37 PM (ZshNr)

19 I keep getting a popup for this...asking if I want to "open or save".
Anyone know what this is?

Posted by: wheatie at September 28, 2013 06:37 PM (61FoN)

I'm not getting it, wheatie. Maybe they forgot to format it for mac.

Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2013 02:38 PM (8lmkt)

20 Fuck a duck?

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 28, 2013 02:38 PM (ZshNr)

21 I remember this picture. In a good way.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 28, 2013 02:38 PM (50c0S)

22 Errrmmm... how can they be sexy without tattoos like a Hong Kong prostitute?

Posted by: DAve at September 28, 2013 02:39 PM (b7yum)

23 The girls look just ducky.

Posted by: seamrog at September 28, 2013 02:39 PM (wqDqI)

24 I want to open AND save

Posted by: DAve at September 28, 2013 02:39 PM (b7yum)

25 Fuck a duck?

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 28, 2013 06:38 PM (ZshNr)

Do you have a newsletter?

Posted by: The chicken at September 28, 2013 02:39 PM (8lmkt)

26 Analytics.js View on Github. Analytics.js is a simple, clean wrapper for all of your web analytics services. Instead of littering your codebase with hooks for every...?

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2013 02:39 PM (nqBYe)

27 Love the photo. Oregon's team is the "Beavers": aptly enough.

OSU is the Beavers.

Posted by: no good deed at September 28, 2013 02:40 PM (k55Fc)

Well I keep telling it "No, fuckoff".

But it keeps coming back whenever I refresh.

Posted by: wheatie at September 28, 2013 02:40 PM (61FoN)

oh, wait.

Those are Beavers, not Ducks?

So much the better.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2013 02:40 PM (s+Cgm)

30 i am also getting a popup iykwimaityd

Posted by: DAve at September 28, 2013 02:40 PM (b7yum)

31 Duck. Beaver. It's all pink inside.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 28, 2013 02:41 PM (EqSsW)

32 The one on the right looks like a young Suzie Kolber.

Posted by: Ronster at September 28, 2013 02:41 PM (zf+3T)

33 No matter what happens on BB tomorrow night, I think I'm going to be disappointed.

Though I might not be so disappointed if Marie kills somebody and the ending is a fade to purple.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at September 28, 2013 02:41 PM (T0Pku)

Posted by: wheatie at September 28, 2013 06:37 PM (61FoN)

The site meter is broken.

you get the same thing at any site using sitemeter.com.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No really.) at September 28, 2013 02:41 PM (GaqMa)

35 Some egregiously bad calls in the LSU v Georgia game. That pass interference call they missed by LSU was the worst I've ever seen. Refs must be from the bayou.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at September 28, 2013 02:42 PM (5H6zj)

36 Well I keep telling it "No, fuckoff".
But it keeps coming back whenever I refresh.

Posted by: wheatie at September 28, 2013 06:40 PM (61FoN)

I had a similar agony with "mackeeper" every time I went to tvguide, wheatie. I opened the pop-up blocker thing in firefox and put them in as a "block" and it's gone now. Of course, tvguide no longer works properly, but it's kind of an okay trade off, they were driving me mad (blaring sound as well as a popunder)

Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2013 02:42 PM (8lmkt)

37 5,4,6,1,3,2

Posted by: DAve at September 28, 2013 02:42 PM (b7yum)

38 I read that analytics .sj is the visit counter for the blog, or something of that nature. Surprising that this up-to-date program would have a bug.

Posted by: seamrog at September 28, 2013 02:43 PM (wqDqI)

39 Talk about a good time.

Posted by: Adam at September 28, 2013 02:43 PM (Aif/5)

40 Does LGF still hide it's stats?

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at September 28, 2013 02:44 PM (T0Pku)

41 lol, seamrog, hard to believe a place that I think of as "ampersands are us" would have any issues of that nature.

Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2013 02:44 PM (8lmkt)

42 If I were to take up the GOP's strategy on how to pick up women, these lovely lasses would graduate and marry my brothers.

Posted by: Fritz at September 28, 2013 02:44 PM (x2W/k)

43 You don't hate us! You don't completely and totally hate us all the time, I mean!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at September 28, 2013 02:47 PM (Gk3SS)

Peaches...

Thanks for the idea about popup blocker!

I checked mine...and it was set at 'medium'.

So I kicked it up to 'high', and now it's blocking that annoying little fucker.

Thanks.

Posted by: wheatie at September 28, 2013 02:47 PM (61FoN)

45 I keep getting a "pop up" too. Get it? Pop up? Ill be here alk week aaaand don't forget to tip your waitress.

Posted by: Guido 'the cat had to wake his ass up' at September 28, 2013 02:47 PM (JvtXj)

46 They are young women; not ducks or beavers. They are bright, sophisticated women who can be all they wish to be in life without the constraints of an oppressive patriarchy. Young women who need to to be banged into next week by me and then prepare me a sammich while I watch some tube and they clean the place up and do the laundry. That and have breakfast on the table when I get up in the morning.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 28, 2013 02:48 PM (WBJeV)

41 peaches

Pixy must have brought on Dixy to further add to the admin.

Pops up every time I refresh. It won't go away, kinna like O-care.

Posted by: seamrog at September 28, 2013 02:48 PM (wqDqI)

48 Ooo, I like that exotic-looking brunette. Looks Lebanese.

Oh, and go 'Noles!

Posted by: logprof at September 28, 2013 02:48 PM (fOFYL)

49 Remember when Ted's fat white ass was photographed on the deck of his boat on top of Suzy Chapstick? The NYPost headline was: Drilling In the Bay?

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at September 28, 2013 02:48 PM (T0Pku)

50 The allllllll look like a young Suzy Kolber.....

Posted by: Joe Namath at September 28, 2013 02:49 PM (ZshNr)

51 So I kicked it up to 'high', and now it's blocking that annoying little fucker.
Thanks.

Posted by: wheatie at September 28, 2013 06:47 PM (61FoN)

yay!!! I can't believe I said something useful to someone here, whoa, I need to go lie down.

Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2013 02:49 PM (8lmkt)

52 Wheatie, are you running IE

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 28, 2013 02:49 PM (R8hU8)

34...The site meter is broken.

you get the same thing at any site using sitemeter.com.

Ah, thanks...

Well they need to fix it.

I'm not going to open or download that little thing.

Posted by: wheatie at September 28, 2013 02:50 PM (61FoN)

54 Steak is done. I love those words.

Posted by: Joe Namath at September 28, 2013 02:50 PM (ZshNr)

Shit. Spoke too soon...it's back now.

52 Wheatie, are you running IE

Yes.

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: wheatie at September 28, 2013 02:51 PM (61FoN)

56 Thanks, Joe!!!

Posted by: Suzy Kolber at September 28, 2013 02:51 PM (fOFYL)

57 Dr Pinkman, I've been happy with the ability of the BB writers to come up with surprising story lines, I'm looking forward to an exciting ending.

Posted by: sawhorse at September 28, 2013 02:52 PM (e1h7z)

58 did I tell you guys, I had veal marsala yesterday? it was totes divine!! haven't seen it on a menu in many years. because veal is mean (unlike steak, bacons, chicken, asparagus that didn't die a natural death, etc.)

Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2013 02:52 PM (8lmkt)

59 Pass out Joe. You're drunk.

Posted by: Suzie at September 28, 2013 02:53 PM (zf+3T)

60 Haka time! All-Blacks vs. Argentina. Down the Argies!

Posted by: Chef Mojo at September 28, 2013 02:53 PM (S+kVz)

61 Loves me some veal, Peaches. Topped with teh evil foie gras, if possible.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at September 28, 2013 02:54 PM (5H6zj)

62 TWSS wheatie!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at September 28, 2013 02:54 PM (5H6zj)

63 Haka time! All-Blacks vs. Argentina. Down the Argies!

Which channel carries rugby?

Posted by: no good deed at September 28, 2013 02:55 PM (k55Fc)

Mmm...veal.

I love Veal Parmesan.

Not sure I've ever had Veal Marsala, Peaches...but it sounds delightful.

Posted by: wheatie at September 28, 2013 02:56 PM (61FoN)

65 oregon has has to have the ugliest uniforms of any team anywhere. who picked green and yellow? I would almost rather see their cherleaders in burqas than green and yellow.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 28, 2013 02:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

66 Heh, Y-not.

Posted by: wheatie at September 28, 2013 02:57 PM (61FoN)

67 Dibs on the second from the left. All mine.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 28, 2013 02:58 PM (eQJwb)

68 Peaches! I think it is less about the unnatural death and more about the life of being forced milk people find objectionable about little veals.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 28, 2013 02:59 PM (Z9EHQ)

69 oregon has has to have the ugliest uniforms of any team anywhere.

I think the Ducks and the Terrapins run a close competition every year for the ugliest uniforms.

Posted by: no good deed at September 28, 2013 02:59 PM (k55Fc)

70 just got contacted by oregon to do the new team colors, they will be awesome

Posted by: Hitlers bloody ass tampon at September 28, 2013 03:01 PM (V+Pei)

71 Otherwise known as "thoughts to eschew in an Italian restaurant," Y5 . . . how you doin'?

Posted by: Peaches at September 28, 2013 03:02 PM (8lmkt)

72 Nood. stomp, stomp, stompity, stomp

Posted by: Y-not at September 28, 2013 03:06 PM (5H6zj)

73 we need to do some research on exploding golf balls.

Posted by: seamrog at September 28, 2013 03:06 PM (wqDqI)

74
Does LGF still hide it's stats?

I took a peek over there. For the low low price of just 80 bucks a year you can help feed a starving Jarles Chonson. That's only 22 cents a day! That's less than the price of a cup of coffee, and it will enable starving Jarles Chonson to continue ~~sniffing~~ photographing bicycle seats!

Act now, and get a fabulous free man purse, with a booger smeared on it!

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 28, 2013 03:09 PM (0IhFx)

75 With bonus jazz hands!

Posted by: TB at September 28, 2013 03:10 PM (8u/5i)

76 So what are those women at the top celebrating?

Notre Dame just got beat by Oklahoma.

Ahhh, got it!

Damn this is a good day...

Posted by: HH at September 28, 2013 03:11 PM (XXwdv)

77 Georgia up on LSU with 1:47 to play

Posted by: Y-not at September 28, 2013 03:12 PM (5H6zj)

78 OU!!!!! Yay Sooners, nice win!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 28, 2013 03:14 PM (vgd4f)

79 veal is tied down and fed milk only, a little bit more humane then duck mouth fucking with feeding tubes for their livers. but they are both delicious.

Posted by: Hitlers bloody ass tampon at September 28, 2013 03:14 PM (V+Pei)

80 Damn, that brunette ugh fapfapfapfapfap

Posted by: The dude at September 28, 2013 03:23 PM (vJdyz)

81 Badgers are gonna lose

Posted by: The dude at September 28, 2013 03:26 PM (vJdyz)

82 If it weren't for them being in college, there's a few of them that look barely legal

Posted by: kbdabear at September 28, 2013 03:26 PM (aTXUx)

83 Do any Moron anthologists know the origin of the Sharp Elbows meme?

Posted by: kbdabear at September 28, 2013 03:28 PM (aTXUx)

84 40 Does LGF still hide it's stats? Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at September 28, 2013 06:44 PM (T0Pku) I don't go there so I don't know. I do remember that he did have a page views for each of his posts and someone made a video proving that it jumped by like 8 views each time he clicked it

Posted by: Buzzion at September 28, 2013 03:31 PM (mUK75)

85 Posted by: kbdabear at September 28, 2013 07:26 PM (aTXUx) Barely legal is still legal so it's all good

Posted by: The dude at September 28, 2013 03:31 PM (vJdyz)

86 Posted by: kbdabear at September 28, 2013 07:28 PM (aTXUx)

Not sure, it was just kind of spontaneous. Dave would post a picture, someone commented on elbows, and away it went.

And here we are.

Posted by: HH at September 28, 2013 03:34 PM (XXwdv)

87 84 are you talking here? or is there a whole new meme for that in the bigger world?

Posted by: alcoa fedora at September 28, 2013 03:35 PM (V+Pei)

88 The reference in the sidebar to a Guardian article makes me laugh; Seymour Hersh is angry about U.S. media "timidity". That couldn't be further from the truth. To put it plain and simple, the U.S. media has simply picked sides, the side that meshes with their own liberal leanings.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 28, 2013 03:36 PM (/IXKu)

89 The horror....the horror...

Posted by: Steff McKee at September 28, 2013 03:36 PM (F+hm6)

90 dude. the meh, but she has pointy elbows bit was me. I saw last week maybe where one of the bosses used that with a post of a hot girl. just a drunken throw away line for me. there must be research, NSA little help?

Posted by: alcoa fedora at September 28, 2013 03:42 PM (V+Pei)

91 The #3 blonde has what appears to be bloodstains on her elbow.

Probably best if you wear cups over your eyes when you go in. Which I'm thinking about.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 28, 2013 03:47 PM (cHZB7)

92 Red wings for all

Posted by: The dude at September 28, 2013 03:49 PM (vJdyz)

93 On the other hand, it could be worse. Morons here could be bashing Cheerleaders based on their knees!

Now that's just perverted....

Posted by: HH at September 28, 2013 03:50 PM (XXwdv)

94 Know what ducks are good for?

Posted by: braunschweiger al at September 28, 2013 03:52 PM (V+Pei)

95 Posted by: braunschweiger al at September 28, 2013 07:52 PM (V+Pei)

OK, I'm game. What are ducks good for?

Posted by: HH at September 28, 2013 04:00 PM (XXwdv)

96 Has anyone else been getting a lot of "Not Found" with the page here?

Posted by: logprof at September 28, 2013 04:00 PM (fOFYL)

Ugh, Mushmouth is covering the OSU Wisconsin game

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2013 04:01 PM (LI48c)

98 97 Has anyone else been getting a lot of "Not Found" with the page here?
Posted by: logprof at September 28, 2013 08:00 PM

Usually in the comments themselves whenever evidence is requested

Posted by: kbdabear at September 28, 2013 04:05 PM (aTXUx)

99 Posted by: logprof at September 28, 2013 08:00 PM (fOFYL)

Not any problem on my end.

Posted by: HH at September 28, 2013 04:05 PM (XXwdv)

100 Wow.

The girl on the far left looks EXACTLY like my fiancee. I mean, EXACTLY. Except for the blonde hair. (She's a brunette.) Freaky!

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 28, 2013 04:30 PM (n/+FT)

101 Watch your eyes. Yeah, that's what I'd say. Fair warning and such. I'm a gentleman like that.

Posted by: where's my ping pong balls at September 28, 2013 04:58 PM (D6Rwm)

102 God...I should have went to Oregon.

Posted by: Jarrod at September 28, 2013 05:08 PM (3F6z4)

103 Perhaps you should have "gone" to Oregon.

Posted by: Steff McKee at September 28, 2013 05:20 PM (2rx4R)

104 The Bloody Elbows was my invention.

Someone posted a pic of, iirc, #6 from Battlestar Galactica in a slinky red number. She was so haggard looking her face closely resembled Skelator with very nearly Jonah Hex cheek strips and a nose so bare of flesh the join of cartilage and bone was detectable.

And her elbows were so sharp they hooked.

So, as all the usual suspects were waxing themselves philosophic about how hot she looked in that pic, I commented that she had such sharp elbows that she could puncture a lung.

True story.

Posted by: Grimmy at September 28, 2013 06:46 PM (uUsh9)

105 Dang me for a dumbass. Pointy Elbows was mine. Bloody Elbows... I shoulda thought about that one too but didn't.

Posted by: Grimmy at September 28, 2013 06:47 PM (uUsh9)

106 Got to get me some of those cute quacks from the Northwest.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 28, 2013 07:31 PM (RZP0w)

107 http://tinyurl.com/mmjqsdm

better late than never

Posted by: bill-o at September 29, 2013 01:02 AM (AWwDY)

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