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March 23, 2014

Open/Political Thread
— Gang of Gaming Morons!

For all your political, BSDM, random crap, sporting, weather, sprocket making, tickling, wet willy, bossy, bulling, gay, humble bragging, panty sniffing, pole greasing, mopping, auto erotica, laundry doing, tree cutter-ering, Illuminati, time traveling, flatulence, multiple personality, multiverse, racist, "look at my dooki", dog humping, yellow snow, "officer, this is oregano", vampire slaying, vampyre slaying if you're weird, tomato, tomatoe, voices in your head, your music sucks and belly lint needs.

Posted by: Gang of Gaming Morons! at 12:25 PM | Comments (24)
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1 I have a bad cold. It sucks.

Posted by: pep at March 23, 2014 12:26 PM (4nR9/)

2 forgot queefing in that list

Posted by: The Dude at March 23, 2014 12:30 PM (bStrg)

3 I enjoyed Mercer beating Duke, but their party will probably end today!

Posted by: Travis McGee at March 23, 2014 12:30 PM (Ph479)

4 3 Diseases have basketball teams now?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2014 12:32 PM (bitz6)

5 "laundry doing" Yeah, yeah, quit nagging. I'll get to it soon. Pinky swear and everything.

Posted by: suitably adequate at March 23, 2014 12:36 PM (SM5M0)

6 It's BDSM.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2014 12:39 PM (bitz6)

7 Quick, somebody help that white boy! He's having a seizure!

Posted by: buzzion at March 23, 2014 12:41 PM (LI48c)

8 Why does everyone want to nom me?

Posted by: Bill Self's Sweet, Sweet Tears at March 23, 2014 12:42 PM (PlTXA)

9 Is it because there are so many of us??

Posted by: Bill Self's Sweet, Sweet Tears at March 23, 2014 12:46 PM (PlTXA)

10 Whoa, this may just be the slowest AOSHQ thread EVAR!

Posted by: pep at March 23, 2014 12:49 PM (4nR9/)

11 "laundry doing" Here, too. How do he know?

Posted by: m at March 23, 2014 12:52 PM (2AqeI)

12 Is it because we arrive like clockwork during the first weekend of nearly every NCAA tournament?

Posted by: Bill Self's Sweet, Sweet Tears at March 23, 2014 12:52 PM (PlTXA)

13 Is it because our sweetness measures out at 50 brix??

Posted by: Bill Self's Sweet, Sweet Tears at March 23, 2014 12:58 PM (PlTXA)

14 6 It's BDSM.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 23, 2014 04:39 PM (bitz6)

++++

Tell me more, Big Fella.

Posted by: Ms Sandra Fluke at March 23, 2014 12:58 PM (IN7k+)

15 I mean hey, ferment some of us! Jayhawk lightning baby.

Posted by: Bill Self's Sweet, Sweet Tears at March 23, 2014 12:59 PM (PlTXA)

16 Distill us down after fermentation and watch how many vehicle fleets we can power. Corn ethanol? Puhlease. BSSST ethanol baby!

Posted by: Bill Self's Sweet, Sweet Tears at March 23, 2014 01:05 PM (PlTXA)

17 You get all of the BSSST ethanol with zero federal subsidies too. Only the citizens of Kansas have to subsidize our production. Rock, Chalk, BSSST!

Posted by: Bill Self's Sweet, Sweet Tears at March 23, 2014 01:08 PM (PlTXA)

18 You would think after last year I would learn, my chances of winning the AoSHQ NCAA pick'em would increase dramatically if I would have finished filling out my bracket.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2014 01:14 PM (IV4od)

19 You wouldn't think a stocky little dude like Bill Self could make enough of us to produce such massive quantities of BSSST ethanol. You would be wrong. He ain't much of a tourny coach but the guy is a god of hydration. Hydration, hydration, hydration. Its all he ever talks about.

Posted by: Bill Self's Sweet, Sweet Tears at March 23, 2014 01:16 PM (PlTXA)

20 You may be wondering where all our sweetness comes from. Lets just say that you don't want to get between Coach Self and a fresh box of Krispy Kremes. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: Bill Self's Sweet, Sweet Tears at March 23, 2014 01:23 PM (PlTXA)

21 Every March, Coca Cola pays Coach Self to cry into rail tankers. Cheaper than corn syrup baby!

Posted by: Bill Self's Sweet, Sweet Tears at March 23, 2014 01:28 PM (PlTXA)

Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2014 01:31 PM (8lmkt)

23 >Posted by: Peaches at March 23, 2014 05:31 PM (8lmkt)<

Too salty. Not enough sweetness. Please keep trying.

Posted by: Bill Self's Sweet, Sweet Tears at March 23, 2014 01:35 PM (PlTXA)

24 Rhode Island's speaker, Dem Gordon Fox, resigned in a hurry yesterday after the feds took his computers and boxes of stuff from his home and office. This seems to be something. As he is both a Democrat and gay not covered in real news. That is all.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 23, 2014 01:56 PM (baL2B)

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