July 19, 2013

Overnight Open Thread -- 7/19/2013
— Pixy Misa

Lest you people thought yourselves rid of me, I threw together this crapucopia for your bleary-eyed consumption, since I weaseled out of the job last time. Not to worry, though. Your regular contributor to this space will return in due course upon completion of his duties -- which, as I understand it, are of some import. At least that's the impression I got when I received the following email:

Hey, dirtbag.

Do the ONT. I have a thing.

Love,

CDR-M


Of course, knowing my place around the HQ, I eagerly acceded to wishes. So, here goes . . .

PERSPECTIVE

As some of you may know, when I'm not slinging hooch down at my local watering hole, I take pictures. And one of the key elements in composing photos is perspective, which also happens to be a key element in navigating life. So, in a sense, photography has a way of helping me to see the world through the eyes of people who experience it differently from the way I do simply because they approach it from a different time and place. As conservatives and libertarians, we're often called upon to try and reason with people with whom we disagree, such as idiots and lunatics. This can be extremely stressful at times, but it helps to keep in mind that those people's perceptions of a given situation are vastly more influenced by the angle from which they view it than they are by the facts surrounding it.

MOTIVE

Sadly, not everyone who holds a given view on a matter of controversy does so forthrightly. In the case of idiots and lunatics, you're somewhat obligated to forgive them as their opinions have been brought on by mental infirmity, and thus, can't be helped. On the other hand, some people will adopt and maintain a controversial position for the sake of controversy itself. That's because they're outrage-peddlers and publicity whores, motivated by nothing more than whatever attention they can garner from stupid people by saying stupid things loudly.

OBJECTIVE

Fortunately, there are people in the world whose views haven't yet been solidified by bone-deep stupidity or craven opportunism. They're generally too young to have been thoroughly browbeaten by the domineering, hate-filled adults in their lives, or are too intelligent to be jawboned into accepting and parroting purported wisdom that doesn't accord with their own thinking. As such, they're able to remain objective when confronted with choices and are capable of cutting through the hooey of identity politics and cheap emotional ploys to arrive at sensible solutions on their own.

EMOTIVE

Now, none of this is to say that there's anything inherently wrong with emotion or unstinting loyalty to ideas. In fact, that's the foundation of the very notion of patriotism -- a trait celebrated by conservatives of every stripe. And I'm hard-pressed to come up with a more rewarding aspect of the human condition than the heart-swell brought on by unconditional love and unblinking devotion.



DESTRUCTIVE

Unfortunately, human beings are prone to all manner of failings, many of which are brought on by an overweening love of self. The desire to indulge our appetites and validate our sense of vanity in defiance of all commonsense has been the downfall of countless great men and women down through history. People are infinitely capable of convincing themselves that their greatness precludes them falling victim to such things as basic human physiology:

Shortly after winning the beer drinking prize at a festival in Spain's Murcia region, Joaquín Alcaraz Gracia began to vomit.

Before that "he was fine", explained Antonio Alcaraz told Spanish newspaper Hoy.

"He had drunk six litres of beer, and when he won he lifted the trophy.

"Then he just started to vomit without stopping and he never spoke again," Alcaraz said.



CREATIVE

Fortunately, most people find better ways to test their limits, and they generally do it by challenging themselves rather than the apex of stupidity. After all, if you manage to drink six liters of beer in twenty minutes, you will have proven two things: 1) You can drink a lot of beer, and 2) you're an idiot. If, on the other hand, you manage to overcome your fear of heights by riding a pneumatic swing over a 1,300-foot cliff, you will have proven that you have more balls than the Cubs' bullpen:


H/T: tmi3rd


INSTRUCTIVE

When our lives are going well, and everything seems to be falling into place for us, we always manage to convince ourselves that it's because we're so damned cool. And just when we think we've got the whole thing conquered, the world around us has a way of teaching us who's in charge and just how small we are. So, the next time you're tempted to think you're hot shit, you might think of this peppy little ditty and put things back into perspective.



SEDUCTIVE



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Posted by: Pixy Misa at 06:00 PM | Comments (951)
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1 nice short cock ONT DDR

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 06:00 PM (LRFds)

2 first?

Posted by: Grover's at July 19, 2013 06:00 PM (9aKQB)

3 Bikini Butt Lift Home Workout ... The stuff that ONTs are made of ...

Posted by: Arbalest at July 19, 2013 06:00 PM (FlRtG)

4 $50 Lesson = the awesome

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 06:01 PM (EdT+4)

5 *And just when we think we've got the whole thing conquered, the world around us has a way of teaching us who's in charge and just how small we are. "Phantoms! Whenever I think I fully understand mankindÂ’s purpose on earth, just when I foolishly imagine that I have seized upon the meaning of life.. suddenly I see phantoms dancing in the shadows, mysterious phantoms, performing a gavotte that says, as pointedly as words, 'What you know is nothing, little man; what you have to learn, immense.'"

Posted by: Charles Dickens at July 19, 2013 06:01 PM (KiyII)

6 Organized "bash mob" crime rampages of roving groups attacking innocent people and businesses have been striking cities around the United States. Law enforcement agencies in Southern California have reported few similar problems -- until now. In the last several days, there have been several reports of such group crime waves in South L.A., Hollywood, San Bernardino and Victorville. Long Beach police are bracing for another one Friday. http://goo.gl/7kPoS

Posted by: Filner at July 19, 2013 06:01 PM (cjFRv)

7 I'd like to say the following: (1) Layered haircuts can be a pain to maintain sans a pro hairdresser; and (2) I don't care how many Bikini Buff Home Lift workouts you do, it may take awhile for results.

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 06:01 PM (ix9tQ)

8 Pretty decent ONT, DDR. Way to not fuck it up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 06:03 PM (GEICT)

9 2) I don't care how many Bikini Buff Home Lift workouts you do, it may take awhile for results. I'll dance. You'll workout in a bikini. Seems like a fair trade.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 19, 2013 06:03 PM (VLgaF)

10 Up the Irons!

Posted by: Wilberforce Q. San Francisco at July 19, 2013 06:04 PM (6rcHp)

11 In the last several days, there have been several reports of such group crime waves in South L.A., Hollywood, San Bernardino and Victorville. Long Beach police are bracing for another one Friday.

http://goo.gl/7kPoS Posted by: Filner at July 19, 2013 10:01 PM

Mostly Peaceful Gatherings!

Posted by: The MSM at July 19, 2013 06:04 PM (/9IC1)

12 Layered haircuts can be a pain to maintain sans a pro hairdresser You ain't tellin' nothing but the truth, ma'am. Never again, which is a shame, because the Farrah Fawcet look worked well on me.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 19, 2013 06:04 PM (9HoO6)

13 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2013 06:04 PM (T1005)

14 Your regular contributor to this space will return in due course upon completion of his duties -- which, as I understand it, are of some import.

Purple Drank?

Posted by: Restive Yoots at July 19, 2013 06:04 PM (uLzrM)

15 I'll dance. You'll workout in a bikini. Seems like a fair trade. Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 19, 2013 10:03 PM (VLgaF) The Rule is in full effect.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 06:04 PM (GEICT)

16 The Rule is in full effect. Oh, absolutely.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 19, 2013 06:05 PM (VLgaF)

17 Miss Tammy....sorry, got thrown off track a bit ago. If you don't mind me asking....how goes things?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 06:05 PM (GEICT)

18 Were there any interesting Friday night document dumps that slipped by while the MSM was fapping to TFG opening his piehole?

Posted by: kbdabear at July 19, 2013 06:05 PM (/9IC1)

19 Pro-Genocide Education in America It should come to no surprise to anyone who has been anywhere near a college campus (or have children in college), that higher education is being increasingly dominated by overgrown violent children who rant and wail about “Kyriarchy” and “Social Justice” while calling for death and oppression of their political enemies. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2744

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2013 06:05 PM (Vk2pI)

20 I'll dance. You'll workout in a bikini. Seems like a fair trade. Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 19, 2013 10:03 PM (VLgaF) That's funny!

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 06:05 PM (ix9tQ)

21 Evening folks.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 06:06 PM (4Mv1T)

22 But, but..., that's just too much....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 19, 2013 06:06 PM (aDwsi)

23 That pic of Nancy Grace was a few years and a few hundred pounds ago

Posted by: kbdabear at July 19, 2013 06:06 PM (/9IC1)

24 Voicodin question, see last thread for answer. One with a drink OK, if Tylenol is too to high. 5-500 OK 5-750 no. anything over 500, that's the t, is too much.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 19, 2013 06:06 PM (wR+pz)

25 Hmmm. Didn't some guy die after winning a roach eating contest?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 19, 2013 06:07 PM (aDwsi)

26 Wut up TR?

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 06:07 PM (EdT+4)

27 I find myself trying to recall the term for that fetching back of the knees one might use to contemplate the attractiveness of a woman's legs.

Posted by: Wilberforce Q. San Francisco at July 19, 2013 06:07 PM (6rcHp)

28 /foul declared

Bikini Butt Workout was side view only.

Cannot judge properly without rear view.

Posted by: central scutinizer at July 19, 2013 06:08 PM (1mtV3)

29 Yo Morons

Posted by: fluffy at July 19, 2013 06:08 PM (gKKt+)

30

Anyone else want to c*** punt Tamra Holder? Or is it just me?

Posted by: kalneva at July 19, 2013 06:08 PM (XyrkB)

31 Uh oh. Bannion and EC are here? If CBD or DC shows up, we got a problem.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 06:08 PM (GEICT)

32 EC- You back home?

With your fish?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 06:08 PM (4Mv1T)

33 Bash Mob, let me introduce you to Mr. Glock and Ms. Colt, two very fine friends of mine.

Posted by: eman at July 19, 2013 06:09 PM (AO9UG)

34 Bannion and EC are here? If CBD or DC shows up, we got a problem. Do they stink?

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 06:09 PM (EdT+4)

35 In the last several days, there have been several reports of such group crime waves in South L.A., Hollywood, San Bernardino and Victorville. Long Beach police are bracing for another one Friday. http://goo.gl/7kPoS Posted by: Filner at July 19, 2013 10:01 PM (cjFRv) Like any of those cities never had trouble with Minority Yoots Behaving Badly. Give me a break. I grant you the flash mob thing is not as common here, but it's not like south LA and Long Beach are new to wild boys running loose.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 19, 2013 06:09 PM (9HoO6)

36 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 19, 2013 06:09 PM (JMmQ9)

37 Purple Drank?

Posted by: Restive Yoots at July 19, 2013 10:04 PM (uLzrM)

 

Yo!  That's my drink!

Posted by: Jamarcus Russel at July 19, 2013 06:09 PM (cqZXM)

38 Sorry!

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 19, 2013 06:09 PM (9HoO6)

39 Bash Mob, let me introduce you to Mr. Glock and Ms. Colt, two very fine friends of mine. Posted by: eman at July 19, 2013 10:09 PM (AO9UG) Not to mention Fluffy. Owner: Peaches.

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 06:09 PM (ix9tQ)

40 Good evening Horde. Today ended the longest five days of my life. Sunday night I found a lump in my breast. Monday I made a doctor's appointment. Today I went to the appointment and had a breast check, and was sent for a mammogram and ultrasound. It's nothing. It's not a tumor. I have extra breast tissue due to hormonal changes and it's nothing. I have never cried so hard of relief in my life. As an aside, wtf I don't need any more breast tissue.

Posted by: Gingy at July 19, 2013 06:10 PM (aH+zP)

41 Evenin' fappers. You couldn't pay me enough to get on that swing. Me:heights as AtC:spiders.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2013 06:10 PM (NEIxp)

42 Sorry! Posted by: Tammy sans Thor
-------------------------

Pixy manages to salvage us these days. Many less trips to the barrel with the new code.

I sort of miss the barrel.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 06:11 PM (4Mv1T)

43 {{{{Gingy}}}}

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 06:11 PM (ix9tQ)

44 Thanks for covering DDR.

Posted by: CDR M, standing security guard due to sequestraion at July 19, 2013 06:11 PM (BuYeH)

45 9 Sean Bannion,


http://youtu.be/F0Y2sI47PYY

I'll watch Volleyball being played Mr. Bannion

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 06:11 PM (LRFds)

46 Great news, Gingy!  Enjoy the joy, darlin'!

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 19, 2013 06:11 PM (lq3Ak)

47 30 Anyone else want to c*** punt Tamra Holder? Or is it just me? ----------------- That's the nice way of putting it.

Posted by: Adam at July 19, 2013 06:11 PM (Aif/5)

48 Posted by: Gingy at July 19, 2013 10:10 PM (aH+zP) Good for you. Go out and have a great meal tomorrow night and celebrate

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2013 06:11 PM (jE38p)

49 Yo! That's my drink!

Posted by: Jamarcus Russel at July 19, 2013 10:09 PM (cqZXM)

You'll have to fight us for it, you great big pussy.

Posted by: Restive Yoots at July 19, 2013 06:12 PM (uLzrM)

50 It's nothing. It's not a tumor. I have extra breast tissue due to hormonal changes and it's nothing. I have never cried so hard of relief in my life. Thank heaven for that. Glad it worked out ok.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2013 06:12 PM (NEIxp)

51 44 CDRM,

You're supposed to be off making the world safe for democracy Skipper or you know "chilling" heh

I posted Brazilian Beach Volleyball workouts enjoy

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 06:12 PM (LRFds)

52 Layered haircuts can be a pain to maintain sans a pro hairdresser


Someone made a comment to me a few weeks ago about how lucky I was that I wasn't going grey yet.   I replied that it was a combination of luck and going to the hairdresser every six weeks like clockwork.  

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 19, 2013 06:12 PM (Gk3SS)

53

Good evening all you miscreants and trollops!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 19, 2013 06:12 PM (zEeUf)

54 As an aside, wtf I don't need any more breast tissue. Whoa, lets not be too hasty here. We're all about extra breast tissue. This is the Moron Horde you know. Seriously, great news Gingy.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 19, 2013 06:13 PM (VLgaF)

55 It's nothing. It's not a tumor. I have extra breast tissue due to hormonal changes and it's nothing. I have never cried so hard of relief in my life. As an aside, wtf I don't need any more breast tissue. Posted by: Gingy at July 19, 2013 10:10 PM (aH+zP) Oh man Gingy. Congrats on the good news. {{{{{hug}}}}}

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 06:13 PM (GEICT)

56

Just in case anyone missed it, I want to post what the judge said today when she stayed Detroit's bankruptcy filing:

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“It’s cheating, sir, and it’s cheating good people who work,” the judge told assistant Attorney General Brian Devlin. “It’s also not honoring the (United States) president, who took (Detroit’s auto companies) out of bankruptcy.”

Aquilina said she would make sure President Obama got a copy of her order.

“I know he’s watching this,” she said, predicting the president ultimately will have to take action to make sure existing pension commitments are honored.

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Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 19, 2013 06:13 PM (aDwsi)

57 (2) I don't care how many Bikini Buff Home Lift workouts you do, it may take awhile for results. awhile is measured in seconds ...

Posted by: Arbalest at July 19, 2013 06:13 PM (FlRtG)

58 Popquiz assholes . If you woke up naked next to Nancy Grace , what would you do next ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 19, 2013 06:13 PM (0iJzo)

59 Whatever was bugging my eyes after watching returning G.I./dog videos has cleared up. So I got that goin for me.

Posted by: nip at July 19, 2013 06:13 PM (lGVXf)

60 Oof, Gingy! Good! That is a huge relief for you, I'm sure.

Posted by: kalneva at July 19, 2013 06:13 PM (XyrkB)

61 Up the Irons! Posted by: Wilberforce Q. San Francisco at July 19, 2013 10:04 PM (6rcHp) Also, Up the Irons!

Posted by: The Maiden Hat at July 19, 2013 06:13 PM (Vk2pI)

62 49 Yo! That's my drink! Posted by: Jamarcus Russel at July 19, 2013 10:09 PM (cqZXM) You'll have to fight us for it, you great big pussy. Posted by: Restive Yoots at July 19, 2013 10:12 PM (uLzrM) No Skittles, no peace!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2013 06:13 PM (NEIxp)

63 As an aside, wtf I don't need any more breast tissue. Now honey, I'm as relieved as you are, but let's not be hasty here...

Posted by: Weirddave at July 19, 2013 06:13 PM (NZAFT)

64 It's nothing. It's not a tumor. I have extra breast tissue due to hormonal changes and it's nothing. I have never cried so hard of relief in my life.

As an aside, wtf I don't need any more breast tissue. Posted by: Gingy
-----------------------------------

This is good news indeed. My wife has lumpectomies every three or four years that turn out to be nothing every time. It comes with "dense breasts" according to the doc.

They look damn good, but they sure are high maintenance.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 06:13 PM (4Mv1T)

65 If you don't mind me asking....how goes things? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 10:05 PM (GEICT) Eh, okay. I have surrendered. The sad part is, I just don't care any more. I feel like all the joy has been sucked out of me and I am normally a happy go lucky person! But I realize it's a very First World problem, so I try not to let it get me down. We should be settled in NC come November.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 19, 2013 06:14 PM (9HoO6)

66

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 10:12 PM (LRFds)

 

I'm sitting at a desk watching security cameras and shit that is normally done by some GS-5/6 level employees that can't work OT due to sequestration.  So you're illusturious scribe was voluntold to cover the gap.  So I sit and watch the clock go round and round.

Posted by: CDR M, standing security guard due to sequestraion at July 19, 2013 06:14 PM (cqZXM)

67 56 Mike Hammer,

it takes the whole..."I do not care, he IS MY BOYFRIEND!" thing to new heights eh mein fruend?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 06:14 PM (LRFds)

68 I'll watch Volleyball being played Mr. Bannion Whew. Thank God it wasn't the volleyball scene from Top Gun

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 19, 2013 06:14 PM (VLgaF)

69 Someone made a comment to me a few weeks ago about how lucky I was that I wasn't going grey yet. I replied that it was a combination of luck and going to the hairdresser every six weeks like clockwork. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 19, 2013 10:12 PM (Gk3SS) AtC, I'd need an email address to tell you my hairdresser stories (and I could get it from Bannion).

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 06:14 PM (ix9tQ)

70 I fear this ONT dishonors Obamalamadingdong.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at July 19, 2013 06:14 PM (GgPam)

71 I have a vision of all the 'ettes here. You are all hot,  layered hair or not.

Posted by: Ronster at July 19, 2013 06:15 PM (HoMbw)

72 Posted by: Gingy at July 19, 2013 10:10 PM (aH+zP)


That is the best possible news.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 19, 2013 06:15 PM (Gk3SS)

73 Posted by: Gingy at July 19, 2013 10:10 PM (aH+zP) OH thank goodness!!!!

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 19, 2013 06:15 PM (9HoO6)

74

They look damn good, but they sure are high maintenance.

 

You should nickname them after Italian sports cars.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 19, 2013 06:15 PM (lr3d7)

75 Good evening all you miscreants and trollops! Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
----------------

Sir! I object to myself being spoken of in those terms...., oh, wait..., never mind.

Posted by: Anthony Trollope at July 19, 2013 06:15 PM (aDwsi)

76 If you woke up naked next to Nancy Grace , what would you do next ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 19, 2013 10:13 PM (0iJzo)

 

I wouldn't stand my ground.  I'd flee like the wind.

Posted by: CDR M, standing security guard due to sequestraion at July 19, 2013 06:15 PM (cqZXM)

77 Hold it..., there are trollops here?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 19, 2013 06:16 PM (aDwsi)

78 66 CDR M,

I meant no offense...you on your own gear or DoD's?


If your own...

SFW

http://youtu.be/tux8VUK_4aE

Your command's judgement factored in of course


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 06:16 PM (LRFds)

79 Posted by: CDR M, standing security guard due to sequestraion at July 19, 2013 10:14 PM (cqZXM) Enjoy. I sure didn't enjoy losing 20% of my pay for the rest of the fiscal year. Today wasn't Furlough day 2.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 19, 2013 06:16 PM (VLgaF)

80 Posted by: CDR M, standing security guard due to sequestraion at July 19, 2013 10:11 PM why do I think you are not joking?

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 19, 2013 06:16 PM (JMmQ9)

81 Eh, okay. I have surrendered. The sad part is, I just don't care any more. I feel like all the joy has been sucked out of me and I am normally a happy go lucky person! But I realize it's a very First World problem, so I try not to let it get me down. We should be settled in NC come November. Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 19, 2013 10:14 PM (9HoO6) Well, plus side. You're near(er) AtC now. And I'm up there once or twice a year.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 06:16 PM (GEICT)

82 Hmmm.  Bite size Snickers are pretty good.  This bag of them won't last this entire watch.

Posted by: CDR M, standing security guard due to sequestraion at July 19, 2013 06:16 PM (BuYeH)

83 That doggie video made me feel all mushy inside... ...or that could just be due to the cheap pizza I had for lunch...

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2013 06:16 PM (Vk2pI)

84 why do I think you are not joking?

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 19, 2013 10:16 PM (JMmQ9)

 

Serious you guys!

Posted by: CDR M, standing security guard due to sequestraion at July 19, 2013 06:16 PM (JSetw)

85 58 Popquiz assholes . If you woke up naked next to Nancy Grace , what would you do next ? Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 19, 2013 10:13 PM (0iJzo) I dunno. Are gasoline and a match nearby?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2013 06:16 PM (NEIxp)

86 ATC, did you get that link I posted for you a few days ago? To the hat?

Posted by: Weirddave at July 19, 2013 06:16 PM (NZAFT)

87 Gingy, congrats on your good news. I have a family history of breast cancer, so am always on the alert for extra lumps and bumps. Decompress and enjoy your weekend.

Posted by: ZombieDachshund at July 19, 2013 06:17 PM (Na7G9)

88 Thankful for you Gingy! Bless you!

Posted by: Jmel at July 19, 2013 06:17 PM (cfFqn)

89 32 EC- You back home? With your fish? Not yet. Sunday. One more day on the lake. Saw something truly 1% this morning. Someone was flying a helicopter while we were out on the boat. It flew over us and then landed at a helipad on a dock at a gigantic house. That's very pimptastic! Also, middle step kid caught a huge catfish with the stinky bait. Say about 10 lbs. Also, I took the boat up to the Blue Parrot Grill at the north end of the lake to refuel and check out the scenery. A very nice young girl in a bikini pumped the gas for me. The boys were very impressed and wanted me to run out the gas again so we could come back. Hell, I wanted to too!

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 06:17 PM (EdT+4)

90

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 10:16 PM (LRFds)

 

Obviously I'm on government gear as my hash keeps changing.

Posted by: CDR M, standing security guard due to sequestraion at July 19, 2013 06:17 PM (cqZXM)

91 We should be settled in NC come November. Posted by: Tammy sans Thor
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Where, pray tell?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 06:17 PM (4Mv1T)

92 76 CDR M,

it depends is she still in relatively human blonde scowl mode, or in her "volved mode?"

http://youtu.be/-mKoAkUQRWM

Species 1995 trailer...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 06:17 PM (LRFds)

93 If I had a Bikini Butt Workout video, it wouldn't look anything like that.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at July 19, 2013 06:17 PM (1mtV3)

94 AtC, I'd need an email address to tell you my hairdresser stories (and I could get it from Bannion). Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 10:14 PM (ix9tQ)


*waves paw*   Bannion!   For to be sharing. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 19, 2013 06:17 PM (Gk3SS)

95 it takes the whole..."I do not care, he IS MY BOYFRIEND!" thing to new heights eh mein fruend?
Posted by: sven10077
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Ja. Heil Hitler!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 19, 2013 06:18 PM (aDwsi)

96 Voicodin question, see last thread for answer. One with a drink OK, if Tylenol is too to high. 5-500 OK 5-750 no. anything over 500, that's the t, is too much. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 19, 2013 10:06 PM (wR+pz) NEVER mix acetaminophen with alcohol, ever.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2013 06:18 PM (Vk2pI)

97 Protesters ended up at a Jack in the Box restaurant near Waterman Avenue and Baseline Street and began hurling rocks and bottles at passing vehicles and officers who arrived at the scene, said Lt. Mike Madden of the San Bernardino Police Department. "They just saw the opportunity for civil unrest," Madden told the Los Angeles Times. Don't give me that civil unrest bullshit. This was violent criminal behavior.

Posted by: Filner at July 19, 2013 06:18 PM (cjFRv)

98 Well, plus side. You're near(er) AtC now. And I'm up there once or twice a year. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 10:16 PM (GEICT) Definitely a plus. And I love NC and I should be thrilled. Time will tell.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 19, 2013 06:18 PM (9HoO6)

99

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 19, 2013 10:16 PM (VLgaF)

 

That sucks man.  I know a lot of guys I work with are dealing with it.  The only days you really get any work done now are Tues-Thurs.  Nobody is around on Monday or Friday.

Posted by: CDR M, standing security guard due to sequestraion at July 19, 2013 06:18 PM (cqZXM)

100

Waking up next to Nancy Grace?

 

Flee, then tell everyone I scored with Queen's Roger Taylor.

Posted by: Wilberforce Q. San Francisco at July 19, 2013 06:18 PM (6rcHp)

101 Preznit Obama says search for soul.  We're lookin' for Nike's.

Posted by: Restive LA Yoots at July 19, 2013 06:18 PM (0It32)

102


I'm sitting at a desk watching security cameras and shit that is normally done by some GS-5/6 level employees that can't work OT due to sequestration. So you're illusturious scribe was voluntold to cover the gap. So I sit and watch the clock go round and round.

 

There's no junior enlisted or junior officer to pull that stuff?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 19, 2013 06:18 PM (lr3d7)

103 48 Good for you. Go out and have a great meal tomorrow night and celebrate Thanks, and not to worry. My hubby (Weirddave) took me out for Tex-Mex and margaritas and even sang "Happy Boob-Day To You". He did not, to my friend's dismay, have the entire restaurant staff sing it to me as well.

Posted by: Gingy at July 19, 2013 06:18 PM (aH+zP)

104 So speaking of mental infirmity I'm beginning to think maybe that accident knocked a few things loose.

I have McGyyver amnesia.  I made this thing a couple of years, per internet intructions, to help me do something and it worked - just an old electrical cord carefully separated partway into two lines,  with the plug remaining on one end,  and alligator clips affixed to each of the separated wires.

What on earth is it good for?  Anyone know?

Posted by: Sarahw at July 19, 2013 06:19 PM (LYwCh)

105 *waves paw* Bannion! For to be sharing. Certainly, my Queen. ..... Right after the bikini workout.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 19, 2013 06:19 PM (VLgaF)

106 If I had a Bikini Butt Workout video, it wouldn't look anything like that.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at July 19, 2013 10:17 PM (1mtV3)

 

Heh. No shit.

Posted by: Ronster at July 19, 2013 06:19 PM (HoMbw)

107 Posted by: Gingy at July 19, 2013 10:10 PM (aH+zP) Good news is always welcome.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2013 06:19 PM (Vk2pI)

108 Don't give me that civil unrest bullshit. This was violent criminal behavior.

Posted by: Filner at July 19, 2013 10:18 PM (cjFRv)

 

Put us in coach!!!

Posted by: 5.56 Rounds at July 19, 2013 06:19 PM (cqZXM)

109 http://youtu.be/o4bI-GuyH7I

SFW Juggling Competition

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 06:19 PM (LRFds)

110 If you woke up naked next to Nancy Grace , what would you do next ?

Chew both arms off to get away.

Posted by: Restive Yoots at July 19, 2013 06:19 PM (uLzrM)

111 A very nice young girl in a bikini pumped the gas for me.
----------------------------

Is it just me, or are others here rearranging the words and letters in that statement?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 06:19 PM (4Mv1T)

112 Evening, all! Those "dogs reunited with their military owners" videos NEVER fail to make me burst into tears. So sweet.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 06:20 PM (CA2NO)

113 I probably shouldn't depants and have a cold one while on watch.

Posted by: CDR M, standing watch due to sequestration at July 19, 2013 06:20 PM (y67bA)

114 ATC, did you get that link I posted for you a few days ago? To the hat? Posted by: Weirddave at July 19, 2013 10:16 PM (NZAFT)


I don't think so.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 19, 2013 06:20 PM (Gk3SS)

115 *waves paw* Bannion! For to be sharing. Certainly, my Queen. ..... Right after the bikini workout. Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 19, 2013 10:19 PM (VLgaF) Do you want that bottle of wine?

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 06:21 PM (ix9tQ)

116 A more appropriate Iron Maiden song after todays judicial apotheosis of Obama by the nitwit in Michigan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyLVLw7OH44

Posted by: Up The Irons! at July 19, 2013 06:21 PM (Vk2pI)

117

Gingy at July 19, 2013 10:10 PM (aH+zP)

 

That is great news. I will have an extra drink to celebrate your good news. 

Posted by: Ronster at July 19, 2013 06:22 PM (HoMbw)

118 "They have improperly used health and sanitation codes and agencies to regulate lifestyle."

Posted by: T. at July 19, 2013 06:22 PM (q0ujQ)

119 Chew both arms off to get away. I was thinking ...... chew both HER arms off . Hers , mine , whatever it takes .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 19, 2013 06:22 PM (0iJzo)

120 That bikini video makes me want to break out my cell camera.

Posted by: Tony Weiner at July 19, 2013 06:22 PM (uLzrM)

121 Is it just me, or are others here rearranging the words and letters in that statement? The boys are still talking about her. They took off to go to Walmart for more tackle and I thought they would try to drive up there to see her again. Oh, and now the wife wants a lake house. With a boat.

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 06:22 PM (EdT+4)

122 90 CDRM,

Ah I see comrade...

well I suppose the only recourse you have to keep the current DoD overlord class happy is....

http://youtu.be/CKgH-VzQbis

BattleShip Potemkin 1925

*salute*

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 06:22 PM (LRFds)

123 Where, pray tell? Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 10:17 PM (4Mv1T) Most likely Chapel Hill. The neighborhoods with the houses I like best all seem to be there. I was promised a fancy house, and a fancy house I am going to get. And a housekeeper and a gardener and a 5 ct emerald cut diamond ring, unless I find an Asscher cut I like better.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 19, 2013 06:22 PM (9HoO6)

124 There's no junior enlisted or junior officer to pull that stuff?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 19, 2013 10:18 PM (lr3d7)

 

Yes, but we only have a handful of JOs and 5 enlisted folk so it's an all hands effort from O-5 on down.  Around the clock ops.

Posted by: CDR M, standing watch due to sequestration at July 19, 2013 06:23 PM (BuYeH)

125 Vendette! How went the tire change?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 06:23 PM (CA2NO)

126

Oh, and now the wife wants a lake house. With a boat.

 

To go see bikini girl?  Cool wife...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 19, 2013 06:23 PM (lr3d7)

127 Oh, and now the wife wants a lake house. With a boat. Posted by: EC
-------------------------------
Who the heck wouldn't??

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 06:23 PM (4Mv1T)

128 Do you want that bottle of wine? Hmmmmm. Tough mental calculus here. Wine? Bikini? Wine? Bikini? Bikini? Wine? Yeah, I'm goin' with the bikini.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 19, 2013 06:23 PM (VLgaF)

129 113 CDRM,

Yeah what do you think you are an O-6,

snare drum

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 06:23 PM (LRFds)

130

That's great news Gingy! I'm glad it was nothing.

 

"Extra breast tissue" ?!  Now youre braggin

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 19, 2013 06:23 PM (jNNPU)

131 If I had a Bikini Butt Workout video, it would be better than that.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 19, 2013 06:23 PM (1mtV3)

132 What on earth is it good for? Anyone know?
Posted by: Sarahw
------------------------------------

I'm fascinated. Off hand, it sounds like you could use it to cook bacon...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 19, 2013 06:23 PM (aDwsi)

133

Yes, but we only have a handful of JOs and 5 enlisted folk so it's an all hands effort from O-5 on down. Around the clock ops.

 

Ah, ok.  Bummer.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 19, 2013 06:24 PM (lr3d7)

134 If you woke up naked next to Nancy Grace , what would you do next ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 19, 2013 10:13 PM (0iJzo)

 

I'd put her down like a zombie.

Posted by: Rick Grimes at July 19, 2013 06:24 PM (Mv/2X)

135 Tammy sans/al Thor

Re: Chapel Hill

You are aware that is the thickest communist din of iniquity in our entire fair Old North State?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 06:25 PM (4Mv1T)

136 just an old electrical cord carefully separated partway into two lines, with the plug remaining on one end, and alligator clips affixed to each of the separated wires. Electrified nipple clips?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2013 06:25 PM (NEIxp)

137 Puking on 6 litres of beer? Here we call 6 litres of beer "lunch".

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 19, 2013 06:25 PM (BQ10H)

138 What on earth is it good for? Anyone know? Posted by: SarahW ...Do you remember reanimating any really small corpses?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 06:25 PM (CA2NO)

139 BTW, the season 4 trailer for The Walking Dead is out and it looks real good.  Made me think of Detroit.

Posted by: Rick Grimes at July 19, 2013 06:25 PM (Mv/2X)

140 127 Oh, and now the wife wants a lake house. With a boat. Posted by: EC ------------------------------- Who the heck wouldn't?? All week long I've been singing "I'm On A Boat" in my mind. Hehe...

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 06:25 PM (EdT+4)

141

If you woke up naked next to Nancy Grace , what would you do next ?
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 19, 2013 10:13 PM (0iJzo) 

 

Dork her in the squeekhole while telling her to "take it like a coed in Aruba".

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 19, 2013 06:26 PM (lr3d7)

142 just an old electrical cord carefully separated partway into two lines, with the plug remaining on one end, and alligator clips affixed to each of the separated wires. Defibrillator for rodents?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2013 06:26 PM (NEIxp)

143 My boobs are too big already. I'd have to get a new wardrobe. Also, boob sweat. I live in the mid-Atlantic, which is like a Baggie in the summer.

Posted by: Gingy at July 19, 2013 06:26 PM (aH+zP)

144 Here we call 6 litres of beer "lunch".

Here, we call them finger snacks.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at July 19, 2013 06:26 PM (uLzrM)

145 My boobs are too big already. I'd have to get a new wardrobe. Also, boob sweat. I live in the mid-Atlantic, which is like a Baggie in the summer. Posted by: Gingy at July 19, 2013 10:26 PM (aH+zP) Ah, Gingy. A woman after my own heart!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 06:27 PM (CA2NO)

146 126 Oh, and now the wife wants a lake house. With a boat. To go see bikini girl? Cool wife... You shoulda seen the bartender! Oh my!

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 06:27 PM (EdT+4)

147 Puking on 6 litres of beer? Here we call 6 litres of beer "lunch". Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2013 10:25 PM (BQ10H) Depends on which "beer" it is...

Posted by: The Ethanolic Hat at July 19, 2013 06:27 PM (Vk2pI)

148 All week long I've been singing "I'm On A Boat" in my mind. Hehe... Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 10:25 PM (EdT+4) .....a fucking boat! Wait, swap around the emphasis and we may have something here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 06:27 PM (GEICT)

149 You are aware that is the thickest communist din of iniquity in our entire fair Old North State?
Posted by: Tobacco Road
-------------------

(ahem)

Posted by: Ashevile at July 19, 2013 06:27 PM (aDwsi)

150 I rewatched Red tonight.  What a great movie.  As I've gotten older, I find that older characters are just lots more interesting. 

Except for bikini scenes, of course.  I mean, let's not be stupid.

Posted by: pep at July 19, 2013 06:27 PM (6TB1Z)

151 Do the ONT. I have a thing.

It's good to have a thing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 19, 2013 06:27 PM (mxtLv)

152 Made me think of Detroit. Posted by: Rick Grimes at July 19, 2013 10:25 PM You did see this, right? http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/172662/

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 19, 2013 06:27 PM (JMmQ9)

153

The best non-AOQ post youÂ’ll read today, from Baseball Crank:

 

 

 Fear of the Missing White Voters.

 

Â…the vehemence directed at Trende's number-crunching suggests a Democratic establishment that fears honest debate intruding in its narrative of an inevitable, permanent Democratic majority built on a permanently racially polarized electorate.

 

http://baseballcrank

Posted by: CJ at July 19, 2013 06:28 PM (9G+G5)

154 147 the Ethanolic hat,

everyone back home knows you need a Big Red Smokey and a handful of mike-sells with the beer for a balanced diet.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 06:28 PM (LRFds)

155 AlextheChick, You were talking about unicorn stuff. I posted a link to a hat my wife Gingy (she of the growing boobs) knit. It's reindeer, but it would be easy enough to change the antlers to a horn. http://m.flickr.com/#/photos/24774589@N04/5212402721/sizes/m/ I thought you might like it.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 19, 2013 06:28 PM (NZAFT)

156 I have nothing to add

good night

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 19, 2013 06:28 PM (8sCoq)

157

What on earth is it good for? Anyone know?


Posted by: Sarahw

 

I cooked hot dogs that way in college. Be  warned that circuit breakers  will trip for blocks around.

Posted by: Ronster at July 19, 2013 06:28 PM (HoMbw)

158 Hmmmmm. Tough mental calculus here. Wine? Bikini? Wine? Bikini? Bikini? Wine? Yeah, I'm goin' with the bikini. Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 19, 2013 10:23 PM (VLgaF) Go with the wine.

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 06:28 PM (ix9tQ)

159 Thanks, sven1077 & Bcochran1981 -- I does what I can.

CDR-M -- Glad to help out. That clock ain't gonna watch itself.

Gingy -- Very happy for you. Went through a lymph node biopsy a few years ago. All I could do was try to keep telling myself I wasn't too worried about it. It almost worked. Thankfully, I got the all-clear, too. Still, it took a day or two to finally relax.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 19, 2013 06:28 PM (m0h0I)

160 The best  AOS post you'll read, even....

Posted by: CJ at July 19, 2013 06:28 PM (9G+G5)

161 What on earth is it good for? Anyone know?
Hamster generator. Is the HQ missing one?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 19, 2013 06:29 PM (BQ10H)

162 Wine? Bikini? Wine? Bikini? Bikini? Wine? Yeah, I'm goin' with the bikini. Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 19, 2013 10:23 PM (VLgaF) Go with the wine. Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 10:28 PM (ix9tQ) Sling enough booze around and you can get both.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 06:29 PM (GEICT)

163 (ahem)
Posted by: Ashevile
------------------------------
Just hippies. Political clout in NC is always east of Charlotte. Sadly.

Although we do have a shiney new mayor from the Queen City.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 06:29 PM (4Mv1T)

164 153 CJ,

indeed...I know at least 12 sit outs back home...

and I was not looking hard...

our consultant class needs kicked in the nuts repeatedly for either writing off or taking for granted the working class with an 11-13th grade education making 14-22,000 a year.....

that is all

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 06:30 PM (LRFds)

165

A house on the lake with a boat?

 

A boat all the morons can enjoy!

 

 

http://tinyurl.com/me7rmmu

Posted by: Cicero Kid at July 19, 2013 06:30 PM (San0v)

166 We'll come back when the GOP stops nominating shitty candidates and actually stands their ground in Congress and in the Senate.

Posted by: Missing White Voters at July 19, 2013 06:30 PM (JSetw)

167 Shit TR.., you tripped the weekly 'Communist' trigger:

From Mickey Spillane's "One Lonely Night":

"I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hand. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs in the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than IÂ’ve ever been, and happy too. They were Communists, Lee. They were red sons-of-bitches who should have died long agoÂ…"


Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 19, 2013 06:30 PM (aDwsi)

168 In Spain, I'm sure it wasn't ale or stout.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 19, 2013 06:31 PM (BQ10H)

169 I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Detroit needs to be euthanized. http://tinyurl.com/afvrenr

Posted by: The Apocalyptic Hat at July 19, 2013 06:31 PM (Vk2pI)

170 Except for bikini scenes, of course. I mean, let's not be stupid.
Posted by: pep at July 19, 2013 10:27 PM (6TB1Z)



Helen Mirren would like to say hi. 


http://bit.ly/yj7Kj

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 19, 2013 06:31 PM (Gk3SS)

171 Chapel Hill is where that jihadi wannabe drove his SUV over a half dozen students in the quad. Then they tried to figure out what they did wrong to make him do that. Hopeless.

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 06:31 PM (EdT+4)

172 I've been doing the Bikini Butt workout for months and the only thing that seems to be getting stronger is my left forearm

Posted by: Ben at July 19, 2013 06:31 PM (xTHBC)

173 Sling enough booze around and you can get both. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 10:29 PM (GEICT) You are so wrong.

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 06:31 PM (ix9tQ)

174 "He had drunk six litres of beer, and when he won he lifted the trophy. He died a champ. Probably would have helped if his pals had taken him to the ER sooner.

Posted by: Filner at July 19, 2013 06:31 PM (cjFRv)

175 You are aware that is the thickest communist din of iniquity in our entire fair Old North State? Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 10:25 PM (4Mv1T) Yep. I went to college there and I have family nearby. But I have little choice; he'll be working in Durham and he won't let me live in Clay County and have weekend conjugal visits. That's the biggest bone of contention, I'd be in heaven if I could go to Clay or Transylvania. I was raised in the general area and the family I love best is there. But he thinks we'eve been apart too much the last few years. AND lest you think he is all romantic and shit, I know his job is expecting slave labor out of me in terms of charity work for the community and the hospital.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 19, 2013 06:31 PM (9HoO6)

176 And yes, I'm watching closely for any of you troll bastids.

Posted by: TB3K at July 19, 2013 06:31 PM (y67bA)

177 I rewatched Red tonight. What a great movie. As I've gotten older, I find that older characters are just lots more interesting.

Except for bikini scenes, of course. I mean, let's not be stupid.
--------------------------------------------

And guess what. The sequel to Red came out tonight. I think it's tonight.

I will wait till pay per view.

I watched Red three times.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 06:32 PM (4Mv1T)

178 165 A house on the lake with a boat? A boat all the morons can enjoy! http://tinyurl.com/me7rmmu Needs chicks in bikinis.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2013 06:32 PM (NEIxp)

179 172 I've been doing the Bikini Butt workout for months and the only thing that seems to be getting stronger is my left forearm

Posted by: Ben at July 19, 2013 10:31 PM (xTHBC)

Buy more kleenex.

Posted by: Shopping List Reminder at July 19, 2013 06:32 PM (y67bA)

180 171 EC,

you have to go to school a long, long time to be as dumb as Krugman fans...

172 Ben,

alternate heats lad....switch 2, 3 ...4

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 06:33 PM (LRFds)

181 So, I learned something this week. Charles "Republicans are fake Christians" Barkely is more of a uniter than Barack "There are no red states, there are no blue states" Obama. Fascinating.

Oh, and doesn't SCOAMF need to be expanded now? Stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable race baiting failure? SCOAMRBF? Fuck, it's even harder to pronounce.

Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at July 19, 2013 06:33 PM (kgtGX)

182 104 I have McGyyver amnesia. I made this thing a couple of years, per internet intructions, to help me do something and it worked - just an old electrical cord carefully separated partway into two lines, with the plug remaining on one end, and alligator clips affixed to each of the separated wires. What on earth is it good for? Anyone know? Interrogation.

Posted by: Splunge at July 19, 2013 06:33 PM (bKA83)

183 Tammy- You be a Tarheel?

Well welcome home sweetheart!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 06:34 PM (4Mv1T)

184 116 @ Up The Irons! -- Yeah, that would've made a good choice. But, then, Maiden hardly offers any bad choices.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 19, 2013 06:34 PM (m0h0I)

185 Although we do have a shiney new mayor from the Queen City.
Posted by: Tobacco Road
--------------

Speaking of which, it looks like Mel Watt is going to get some friction before he gets seated as FHFA head...., I am happy to say.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 19, 2013 06:34 PM (aDwsi)

186 181 crazee,

It's a mad, mad world...

I think Barkley can almost be forgiven selling out his GOP stance he was under immense pressure in his peer group and his employers are who they are...


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 06:34 PM (LRFds)

187 You are so wrong. Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 10:31 PM (ix9tQ) That just means you need another drink.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 06:34 PM (GEICT)

188 Vendette! How went the tire change? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 19, 2013 10:23 PM (CA2NO) Thank you for asking! I have new tires, now I have to break them in.

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 06:35 PM (ix9tQ)

189 In poker, if your pocket cards are Q3, it's called a Gay Waiter. Queen with a Trey.

Posted by: obamuh at July 19, 2013 06:35 PM (lBmlG)

190 I have McGyyver amnesia. I made this thing a couple of years, per internet intructions, to help me do something and it worked - just an old electrical cord carefully separated partway into twolines, with the plug remaining on one end, and alligator clips affixed to each of the separated wires. What on earth is it good for? Anyoneknow? Posted by: Sarahw at July 19, 2013 10:19 PM (LYwCh) Well, a coworker who worked on a pig farm in Ohio as a teenager described using that exact setup to kill pigs who injured themselves or got sick. One alligator clip went on the eyelid, the other went on the pig's 'personal area', and the plug went in the wall. Euthenized anything lately?

Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2013 06:35 PM (iFevj)

191 I am not able to recall anything I regretted starting with a girl in a bikini named courtney saying "I start out by getting down on my hands and knees and on to my elbows."

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 19, 2013 06:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

192 AtC! If you're still hanging around....hows the dad?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 06:36 PM (GEICT)

193 http://youtu.be/4NtBnaarXfg

The Great Dictator by C Chaplin

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 06:36 PM (LRFds)

194 I should've put some vodka and orange juice in a cooler in the car.  That would be a nice breakfast in the morning.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 06:36 PM (BuYeH)

195 Anyone know of a way to upload a pic from an iPad to an image hosting site? The browse for pic button is grayed out and I really don't want to go the twitter route.

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 06:36 PM (EdT+4)

196 That just means you need another drink. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 10:34 PM (GEICT) Honey, I'm paler than you are. I want Bannion to be able to see.

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 06:36 PM (ix9tQ)

197 now, if it was not a girl named courtney but jeantel, well I do not imagine that going so well.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 19, 2013 06:36 PM (Z9EHQ)

198 Speaking of which, it looks like Mel Watt is going to get some friction before he gets seated as FHFA head...., I am happy to say.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
---------------------------

I say he can have the job for $13MM , paid directly to the Queen City, to settle accounts and all.

Like that'll ever happen.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 06:37 PM (4Mv1T)

199 189 Obamuh,

and if you have a pair of 3s with a queen it's called a Reggie...

Trays with a queen

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 06:37 PM (LRFds)

200

our consultant class needs kicked in the nuts

 

Sorry sven...I don't  do class warfare.  Consultants  aren't the root cause. Never have been  never will be. Check out Crank  and feel  better:

 

http://baseballcrank.com/

Posted by: CJ at July 19, 2013 06:37 PM (9G+G5)

201 Daughter #2 just got in from Boston.  Night all.

Posted by: pep at July 19, 2013 06:37 PM (6TB1Z)

202


"If you woke up naked next to Nancy Grace , what would you do next ?"

 

Double check that I still had my kidneys...

 

And vow to God never to drink, shoot smack, and do crack ever again  !!

Posted by: spc at July 19, 2013 06:37 PM (WDovF)

203 "He had drunk six litres of beer, and when he won he lifted the trophy.
-------------------

See? It was that unnecessary labor of lifting the trophy. Don't be a dead guy, don't lift the trophy..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 19, 2013 06:37 PM (aDwsi)

204 He had drunk six litres of beer Which translates into approx. 17 12-ounce beers. I missed the time period that he consumed said beers...in an hour? Yeah, that's trouble. In a sitting? Lightweight.

Posted by: AltonJackson fully subscribes to the AoSHQ Lifestyle at July 19, 2013 06:37 PM (JMmQ9)

205 Good night, pep and family!

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 06:38 PM (ix9tQ)

206 Is it Jeantel or Jenteal?  Aw, fuck it.  What does it matter now?

Posted by: Inquiring Mind at July 19, 2013 06:38 PM (y67bA)

207 Thank you for asking! I have new tires, now I have to break them in. Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 10:35 PM (ix9tQ) Planning on driving anywhere fun? Or just counting on regular wear and tear?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 06:38 PM (CA2NO)

208 AtC! If you're still hanging around....hows the dad? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 10:36 PM (GEICT)


He's doing fairly well *knocks wood* thanks for asking.  Though he's now doing enough better that he thinks he can do things he can't.   I pitched a fit only dogs could hear when I stopped over the other day and he was trying to mow the steep part of the lawn.   No.   Just all the no.  

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 19, 2013 06:38 PM (Gk3SS)

209 I met Barkely when he was in Chicago to do a radio show I love. Super nice guy. And you know, we all say stupid things sometimes. I just wanted to jab at Obama.

 Crazy world out there, folks. I was rant tweeting about Obama's awful speech earlier. It caught me by surprise.

Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at July 19, 2013 06:38 PM (kgtGX)

210 I would never power-chug 6 liters of beer, because I have seen live X-ray video of my internals while swallowing liquid. My stomach looked so fragile, hanging there -- and a whole lot smaller than 6 liters. Heck, I haven't even run on a full stomach after I saw that.

Posted by: Splunge at July 19, 2013 06:38 PM (bKA83)

211 195 Anyone know of a way to upload a pic from an iPad to an image hosting site? The browse for pic button is grayed out and I really don't want to go the twitter route. Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 10:36 PM (EdT+4) Tinypic.com

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 06:39 PM (GEICT)

212

"SCOAMRBF? Fuck, it's even harder to pronounce."

 

Try this: Traitorous

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 19, 2013 06:39 PM (1EJ2w)

213 Planning on driving anywhere fun? Or just counting on regular wear and tear? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 19, 2013 10:38 PM (CA2NO) To Washington Nearsiders' place to smack him around with the Louisville Slugger?

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 06:39 PM (ix9tQ)

214 So will Charles Barkley and Bill Cosby stand their ground or give in to the pressure to get back on the plantation?

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 06:40 PM (cqZXM)

215 I initially thought it was "jenteal", however, having seen it all over the news I eventually realized it was "jeantel". pro-tip, making up a name for your offspring infrequently a predictor of future success .

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 19, 2013 06:40 PM (Z9EHQ)

216 211 195 Anyone know of a way to upload a pic from an iPad to an image hosting site? The browse for pic button is grayed out and I really don't want to go the twitter route. Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 10:36 PM (EdT+4) Tinypic.com Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 10:39 PM (GEICT) Yeah, I can do that on the PC, but how do you upload from an iPad?

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 06:40 PM (EdT+4)

217 He's doing fairly well *knocks wood* thanks for asking. Though he's now doing enough better that he thinks he can do things he can't. I pitched a fit only dogs could hear when I stopped over the other day and he was trying to mow the steep part of the lawn. No. Just all the no. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 19, 2013 10:38 PM (Gk3SS) Totally understand. My soon to be 80 year old grandfather has COPD. It's getting much much worse. He comes into the office the other day huffing and puffing. "What have you been doing???" "Well, uh, there were some plants that needed moving and...uhhh..." And then he just walks off. Yell at him and you get "So y'all just want me to sit on the couch and wait to die!?!"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 06:41 PM (GEICT)

218 Yankee, lol! Road, I am in fact a Cracka or a Peach, depending on your world view; I was raised in Georgia. Rabun County, though, right on the NC border. I ran wild in the Nantahala Forest and the Qualla Boundary as a young miss.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 19, 2013 06:41 PM (9HoO6)

219 General Orders of a White House Sentry 1. To take charge of this post and all government property in view. They say the Government really sorta owns everything, folks really didn't build that.. 2. To walk my post in a military manner, keeping always on the alert and observing everything that takes place within sight ot hearing. Unless politically damaging. 3. To report all violations of orders I am instructed to enforce. Mainly about West Wing folks talking to the press. 5. To quit my post only when properly relieved. Or I am instructed to hold an umbrella. 6. To receive, obey, and pass on to the sentry who relieves me, all orders from the Commanding Officer, Command Duty Officer, Officer of the Day, Officer of the Deck, Officers and Petty Officers of the watch only..and Michelle and Valerie. Them first. 7. To talk to no one except in the line of duty. Especially about plumpish interns. 8. To give the alarm in case of fire or disorder. Or Sharyl Attkinsson appears. 10. To salute all officers and all colors and standards not cased. Barry might not salute back, don't worry about it.

Posted by: Baron bon Mont, OOD at July 19, 2013 06:41 PM (q0ujQ)

220 And regarding Nancy Grace... You grab her phone, sneak into another room, and start posting troll comments using her Facebook and Twitter accounts.

Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2013 06:41 PM (iFevj)

221 We'll use Jeantel/Jenteal for a J hurricane.

Posted by: National Hurricane Center at July 19, 2013 06:42 PM (y67bA)

222 @ Up The Irons! -- Yeah, that would've made a good choice. But, then, Maiden hardly offers any bad choices. Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 19, 2013 10:34 PM (m0h0I) Choices... choices... Here is one for Chicago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiQqgIRxEnU

Posted by: The Metal Hat \m/ at July 19, 2013 06:42 PM (Vk2pI)

223 214 So will Charles Barkley and Bill Cosby stand their ground or give in to the pressure to get back on the plantation? They both seem pretty tough to me, Hey! I thought you had a thing!

Posted by: Splunge at July 19, 2013 06:42 PM (bKA83)

224 214 So will Charles Barkley and Bill Cosby stand their ground or give in to the pressure to get back on the plantation? Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 10:40 PM (cqZXM) I don't see Cosby walking it back. He's pissed off enough of the right people on a regular basis and I don't think he cares. Barkley, I really don't know.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2013 06:42 PM (NEIxp)

225 Posted by: Gingy
.........
Good news Gingy!

I've been with my wife while she's on the receiving end of both good news and bad news of that variety.  The days leading up are just as bad either way.

Get drunk.. And, someone should take you out for a decadent meal.  Then you go on with life.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2013 06:42 PM (UTq/I)

226 EC- Is the NC Moron meet-up still on for October 5? or do we need to postpone for when the sans Thor family arrives?

I'm always up for some wild entertainment.. Somebody might get their arse kicked, but what the hey?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 06:42 PM (4Mv1T)

227 200 CJ,

I've read the crank piece and Sean Trende's analysis which I praised him for on Twitter...

I have a concern about how many "missing" are stranded in "Blue Paradises"....

I don't do class warfare as such, I abhor a consultant class that refuses to accept, campaign on, or confront an education system that has so shortchanged a generation of working class people that they are not taught the workings of economics, or civics.

Ohio (Obama by 166,272 votes out of 5.59 million cast) I know about 15 of those missing "voters"...

That's the crisis we no longer make the case as Reagan did to a better educated generation of students that prosperity is earned and a rising tide lifts all boats beyond paying it lip service.

There is a populist sounding case to be made for the free market, and I feel we have not made it for 13 years.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 06:42 PM (LRFds)

228 Typo in my own name of the moment.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot, OOD at July 19, 2013 06:43 PM (q0ujQ)

229 so is anyone in the media ever going to point out that whatshisnames dad was a crip? I only have anecdotal evidence and a lot of guessing but I am guessing offspring of serious criminal gangs do not outperform those of non-criminal gang members.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 19, 2013 06:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

230

Posted by: Baron bon Mont, OOD at July 19, 2013 10:41 PM (q0ujQ)

 

Heh.  I should put that in the log.

Posted by: CDR M, CDO at July 19, 2013 06:43 PM (y67bA)

231 I can't take all this bullshit about the Rolling Stone cover. Ever notice when a liberal does apologia for something like this, it's because "we" "always" believe that mass murderers are "brown foreigners" who don't "look like us"? WHO BESIDES A FUCKING IDIOT LIBERAL BELIEVES THIS? He's a Chechen Muslim, which was of absolutely ZERO surprise to me when I found out! HELLO?

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at July 19, 2013 06:43 PM (qRWdI)

232 And regarding Nancy Grace... You grab her phone, sneak into another room, and start posting troll comments using her Facebook and Twitter accounts. Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2013 10:41 PM (iFevj) How wold that be any different than what she posts herself?

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2013 06:43 PM (Vk2pI)

233 199 sven

I don't get it man, what does it mean?

Posted by: obamuh at July 19, 2013 06:43 PM (lBmlG)

234 that was an great ONT.  I like the headers and such. 

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 06:43 PM (zOTsN)

235 I must admit I didn't take consumption time into account re. the beer and I also mistakenly thought that a true, 20-oz Imperial pint was similar to a litre. Still, the 6 litres works out to just under 11 pints that was my normal 8:00 to midnight total in my younger days and I've never puked on alcohol. (Although the bed spins are another matter.)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 19, 2013 06:44 PM (BQ10H)

236 Well, we were supposed to get to those missing white voters but something happened.

Posted by: Project ORCA at July 19, 2013 06:44 PM (cqZXM)

237 226 EC- Is the NC Moron meet-up still on for October 5? or do we need to postpone for when the sans Thor family arrives? I'm always up for some wild entertainment.. Somebody might get their arse kicked, but what the hey? Uhhh, I don't know. I think GGE kinda picked that date and we all just went along with it. I'm up for postponing if Tammy et al will be in town.

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 06:44 PM (EdT+4)

238 216 @ EC -- Maybe minus.com ?

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 19, 2013 06:45 PM (m0h0I)

239 To Washington Nearsiders' place to smack him around with the Louisville Slugger? Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 10:39 PM (ix9tQ) lol! Go easy on him. I don't want him too bruised.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 06:45 PM (CA2NO)

240 I also liked Red. It was a stupid movie, but a fun movie.


Posted by: Ben at July 19, 2013 06:45 PM (xTHBC)

241 And regarding Nancy Grace... You grab her phone, sneak into another room, and start posting troll comments using her Facebook and Twitter accounts. Posted by: Secundus
......................
This is what we called "spam" back in the day.. always fun!

(back in the day = late 70's or so)

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2013 06:45 PM (UTq/I)

242 Is the NC Moron meet-up still on for October 5? or do we need to postpone for when the sans Thor family arrives? I'm always up for some wild entertainment.. Somebody might get their arse kicked, but what the hey? Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 10:42 PM (4Mv1T) Don't put it off for me, I doubt I'll be up for much that soon. I'll catch y'all on the next one and I'll bring Peaches!

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 19, 2013 06:45 PM (9HoO6)

243 MissTammy!

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 19, 2013 06:45 PM (Z9EHQ)

244 239 To Washington Nearsiders' place to smack him around with the Louisville Slugger? Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 10:39 PM (ix9tQ) lol! Go easy on him. I don't want him too bruised. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 19, 2013 10:45 PM (CA2NO) He'll prob enjoy it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 06:46 PM (GEICT)

245 That "$50 Lesson" thing is great, but I think there's a misprint in it.  It seems to say "Republican Party" and the lesson there isn't anything at all I would expect from today's Republican Party.

I mean, if the lesson really meant "Republican Party" the guy would have said, "Well, that's racist to expect a homeless man to work.  So why don't we use the $50 to push for amnesty?" or something like that.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 19, 2013 06:46 PM (xjpRj)

246 215 I initially thought it was "jenteal", however, having seen it all over the news I eventually realized it was "jeantel". pro-tip, making up a name for your offspring infrequently a predictor of future success . --------- I don't know about that.

Posted by: Condoleezza Rice at July 19, 2013 06:46 PM (aH+zP)

247 gingy wonderful news!

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 06:46 PM (zOTsN)

248 My mom's trying to get disability, and it's hard for me not to get frustrated she's getting such a hard time. So many people get it at an early age and/or cheat the system, but my mom worked for 40 years in a row and she gets the tough treatment. The problem with these programs is that it seems people who need them can't or don't get them, but lots of able bodied people do.

 She has Lupus and some heart problems. She really can't work. I mean, she can get around alright but she has to lay down a lot and has to sleep 6735673 hours a day. Or something like that.Annoying. It's been almost two years now.

 

Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at July 19, 2013 06:46 PM (kgtGX)

249 230. I'm sorry it doesn't rhyme, but it's not New Year's anyway.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot, OOD at July 19, 2013 06:46 PM (q0ujQ)

250 lol! Go easy on him. I don't want him too bruised. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 19, 2013 10:45 PM (CA2NO) Because heaven knows what happened when you jumped him earlier today...

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 06:47 PM (ix9tQ)

251 Okay, I'm off to bed.  For pity's sake, don't just pile the empties up in the tub again.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 19, 2013 06:47 PM (Gk3SS)

252 233 Obamuh,

If you had a hand it'd be 6s and 7s

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 06:47 PM (LRFds)

253 Hey, dirtbag. Do the ONT. I have a thing. Love, CDR-M Curiou...interesting. Apparently there is a hierarchy amongst the cob-loggers... You can use this information for good or not-good (us Morons don't traffic in "Evil")

Posted by: AltonJackson fully subscribes to the AoSHQ Lifestyle at July 19, 2013 06:47 PM (JMmQ9)

254

OK

 

fuck, marry, kill

 

Nancy Grace

 

Helen Thomas

 

Angela Corey

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 06:47 PM (zOTsN)

255 These "Wallander" nightmares I've been having, in which I am the ,ruder suspect, maybe should bother me more. I'm pretty sure I used it to trouble shoot something WRT my busted Lady Kenmore dryer (it was the timer all along) but maybe I should check for repair man bones.

Posted by: SarahW at July 19, 2013 06:48 PM (LYwCh)

256 It's been almost two years now.
Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle)
--------------------------
I think it takes two years of disability to collect on Social Insecurity.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 06:48 PM (4Mv1T)

257 232 The Political Hat,

It would only be different if you pulled a swerve and styarted humping the defense's leg on the Twtter and Facebork feeds...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 06:48 PM (LRFds)

258 I have loved Barkley since he said he wasn't a damned role model. He calls it like he sees it. Cosby can vacillate wildly in what he says. I thought he was pretty conservative, but since His Majesty was anointed, he has said some things that surprised me, none of which I can recall at the moment.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 19, 2013 06:48 PM (9HoO6)

259 254 OK fuck, marry, kill Nancy Grace Helen Thomas Angela Corey Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 10:47 PM (zOTsN) I'm going to have to go with kill.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2013 06:48 PM (NEIxp)

260 My mom's trying to get disability, and it's hard for me not to get frustrated she's getting such a hard time. So many people get it at an early age and/or cheat the system, but my mom worked for 40 years in a row and she gets the tough treatment. The problem with these programs is that it seems people who need them can't or don't get them, but lots of able bodied people do. She has Lupus and some heart problems. She really can't work. I mean, she can get around alright but she has to lay down a lot and has to sleep 6735673 hours a day. Or something like that.Annoying. It's been almost two years now. Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at July 19, 2013 10:46 PM (kgtGX) I understand, and it sucks. In my case, it was my mom and Post-Polio Syndrome.

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 06:49 PM (ix9tQ)

261 http://youtu.be/WXEOAFiOGAE

Richard III BBC version not Sir Ian McKellans'

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 06:50 PM (LRFds)

262 nancy grace is in more desperate need of an orgasm than anyone on the face of the earth.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 19, 2013 06:50 PM (Z9EHQ)

263 I might try bikini butt lift, I could use a bigger butt. I was trying to post tp Holder resignation thread from my iPhone & I had four messages that my IP address was banned? I think that IP addresses change based on the WiFi you are connected to, is that right? I started to read article yesterday on phone from AmSpec that Travon would have been in juvenile system for stealing jewelry, pot & other things, but Dade County made them school offenses instead of police matters. There's that!

Posted by: Carol at July 19, 2013 06:50 PM (z4WKX)

264 251 Okay, I'm off to bed. For pity's sake, don't just pile the empties up in the tub again. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 19, 2013 10:47 PM (Gk3SS) Duh. You just toss them out the back door.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 06:50 PM (GEICT)

265 Hey horde.  Nice ONT DDR, tank ewe

Posted by: zeera at July 19, 2013 06:50 PM (lf14X)

266 This is what we called "spam" back in the day.. always fun! (back in the day = late 70's or so) Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2013 10:45 PM (UTq/I) Girls und Panzer und Spam: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qF51ApP5PA

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 19, 2013 06:50 PM (Vk2pI)

267 Because heaven knows what happened when you jumped him earlier today... Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 10:47 PM (ix9tQ) Why whatever do you mean? *radiating innocence* I am a sweet and innocent flower of purity and virtue. I wove daisy chains while he waited patiently. *nod*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 06:50 PM (CA2NO)

268 "People are infinitely capable of convincing themselves that their greatness precludes them falling victim to such things as basic human physiology"




Pfft, You don't know me!!!!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at July 19, 2013 06:50 PM (b9K4P)

269 248 My mom's trying to get disability, and it's hard for me not to get frustrated she's getting such a hard time. So many people get it at an early age and/or cheat the system, but my mom worked for 40 years in a row and she gets the tough treatment. What I've heard is that it's all about getting the right, politically-connected lawyer.

Posted by: Splunge at July 19, 2013 06:50 PM (bKA83)

270 crazee, she just has to keep appealing. 2 years minimum I've heard.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 19, 2013 06:51 PM (9HoO6)

271 258 I have loved Barkley since he said he wasn't a damned role model. He calls it like he sees it. Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 19, 2013 10:48 PM (9HoO6) Same here. I was talking about that earlier. "I am NOT A ROLE MODEL." Even as a kid I thought, "yeah, that's honest."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 06:51 PM (GEICT)

272 I think it takes two years of disability to collect on Social Insecurity.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 10:48 PM (4Mv1T)

I meant two years since she applied, she's been unable to function right for about four years.

Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at July 19, 2013 06:51 PM (kgtGX)

273

no no no

 

fuck one, marry one, kill one

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 06:51 PM (zOTsN)

274 You just toss them out the back door.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 10:50 PM (GEICT)

 

You son of a bitch!

Posted by: Crying Indian at July 19, 2013 06:51 PM (BuYeH)

275 cosby bot in trouble with the race mafia a few years back when he made comments about young blacks misbehaving. he eventually got called on to oprah .

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 19, 2013 06:51 PM (Z9EHQ)

276 Why whatever do you mean? *radiating innocence* I am a sweet and innocent flower of purity and virtue. I wove daisy chains while he waited patiently. *nod* Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 19, 2013 10:50 PM (CA2NO) Uh-huh.

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 06:52 PM (ix9tQ)

277 Good night, my Queen! Sleep well!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 06:52 PM (CA2NO)

278 273,

so I need one girl then?

//Ed Gein

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 06:52 PM (LRFds)

279

248 My mom's trying to get disability,

 

 

 

Move her to Eastern Kentucky. She will start getting her checks within 3 months.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at July 19, 2013 06:52 PM (San0v)

280 Political Hat-- I'd lay odds that any horde member would be a) funnier and b) pissing the the right people's Cheerios. I'd probably lead off with Buffalo Bill quotes from The Silence of the Lambs. But I think the idea of Nancy Grace's Twitter account responding to a tweet from Rosie O'Donnell with "Was she a great big fat person?" is funny, so YMMV.

Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2013 06:52 PM (iFevj)

281 104 So speaking of mental infirmity I'm beginning to think maybe that accident knocked a few things loose.

I have McGyyver amnesia. I made this thing a couple of years, per internet intructions, to help me do something and it worked - just an old electrical cord carefully separated partway into two lines, with the plug remaining on one end, and alligator clips affixed to each of the separated wires.

What on earth is it good for? Anyone know?

Posted by: Sarahw at July 19, 2013 10:19 PM (LYwCh)



Do you frequently house enemy prisoners?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2013 06:53 PM (T1005)

282 273 no no no fuck one, marry one, kill one Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 10:51 PM (zOTsN) I reject your arbitrary and unnecessarily constricting rules.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2013 06:53 PM (NEIxp)

283 Do Nancy Grace; then kill myself.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 19, 2013 06:53 PM (BQ10H)

284 Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 10:47 PM so you'd marry Helen Thomas? Really? Really? This word "marry"; I do not think it means what you think it means. Do you know what is involved?

Posted by: AltonJackson fully subscribes to the AoSHQ Lifestyle at July 19, 2013 06:53 PM (JMmQ9)

285 Why whatever do you mean? *radiating innocence* I am a sweet and innocent flower of purity and virtue. I wove daisy chains while he waited patiently. *nod* Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 19, 2013 10:50 PM (CA2NO) *stares agog* Yup, used that word.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 06:54 PM (GEICT)

286

"I am guessing offspring of serious criminal gangs do not outperform those of non-criminal gang members."

 

I think you would be surprised at how smart some of those people really are. Not necessarily Einsteins but not exactly the run of the mill Trayvon-type thugs either. Quick study and observant too; I would not underestimate them.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 19, 2013 06:54 PM (euACX)

287 Do you frequently house enemy prisoners?
Or is Jack Bauer a frequent house guest?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 19, 2013 06:54 PM (BQ10H)

288 I can't believe you people are talking about waking up in bed with Nancy Grace. You're sick fucks, the lot of you.

Posted by: Filner at July 19, 2013 06:54 PM (cjFRv)

289 Would this classified as the shit hitting the fan BREAKING: Top NSA and DOJ Officials Have Fled the U.S. http://tinyurl.com/n5vz4t2 It's breaking all over the place.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 19, 2013 06:55 PM (mETGQ)

290 Whoa, look at @JohnEkdahl 's TL if you're on Twitter. Salon is a wretched rag.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 19, 2013 06:55 PM (KiyII)

291 my brother cannot walk from old neck and spinal injuries from Vietnam that calcified with age requiring an 11 hour surgery, and has PTSD and MS to boot, and it took him nearly 2 years to get disability.  But then he got a fat lump sum back dating payments to when he applied

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 06:55 PM (zOTsN)

292 Question: How does one boat at night? I'm sitting here on the porch of the lake house, and I can see skiffs and runabouts going full throttle on the water. That would scare the frak put of me. You have no headlights, no brakes. How do people do it?

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 06:55 PM (EdT+4)

293 So, after the events of the day, I decided I needed to lower the old blood pressure through music.  I played on iTunes and discovered The Wailin' Jennys.  I like 'em.  They are soothing. 

Posted by: no good deed at July 19, 2013 06:55 PM (WmLrU)

294 I know it takes time, I just hate seeing her get so frustrated and tense about this. There's a limit to the amount of money I can contribute here too since I'm starting a family but hey...I'm sure it will work out.

Thanks, guys. She had a lawyer offer to help her but she wanted to try it herself first. But hey, what do you expect from crooked ass Illinois?

 

Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at July 19, 2013 06:55 PM (kgtGX)

295 This whole race baiting thing is a bit more delicate than the Left thought.  From Salon's Rich Benjamin, who is black.  Suggesting that Holder is Obama's inner black man. The direct quote would not clear spam. 

Much ado about this in the lefty playground.

http://tinyurl.com/mxpgoz7




Posted by: gracepmc at July 19, 2013 06:56 PM (rznx3)

296 Try this: Traitorous Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
-------------

It's something worse..., I'm conjuring up the word(s)

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 19, 2013 06:56 PM (aDwsi)

297

There is a populist sounding case to be made for the free market, and I feel we have not made it for 13 years.

 

Wrong, sven. There is not only a populist sounding case to be made for free marketsÂ…there are such cases to be made for every major issue that influences polls and elections. Markets, energy, jobs, education, race, gender and every other real and boutique issue. And TrendeÂ’s numbers demonstrate weÂ’ll have the demographic heft to get those votes for years to come.

 

There is no excuse to not fight the fight

Posted by: CJ at July 19, 2013 06:56 PM (9G+G5)

298

Posted by: Filner at July 19, 2013 10:54 PM (cjFRv)

 

C'mon Filthy Filner, you know you want Nancy and Madeline Albright at the same time.

Posted by: Dirty Sanchez at July 19, 2013 06:56 PM (cqZXM)

299 I just posted a video on youtube: My Drinking and Watching the Bikini Butt Lift Home Workout Workout video

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2013 06:56 PM (V1ZIU)

300 I think you would be surprised at how smart some ofthose people really are. Not necessarily Einsteins but not exactly the run of the mill Trayvon-type thugs either. Quick study and observant too; I would not underestimate them. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July I am not sure it is so much smart as it is clever or something similar.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 19, 2013 06:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

301 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2013 06:57 PM (f9eyD)

302 Come for the "Gangland", stay for "Wrathchild".

Posted by: nip at July 19, 2013 06:58 PM (lGVXf)

303 Wonderful. It's 11:00 (or close to it) and the heat index in DC is 100. Feel free to make any Hades-related comments.

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 06:58 PM (ix9tQ)

304

You have no headlights, no brakes. How do people do it?

 

Alcohol.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 19, 2013 06:58 PM (lr3d7)

305 303 Wonderful. It's 11:00 (or close to it) and the heat index in DC is 100. Feel free to make any Hades-related comments. Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 10:58 PM (ix9tQ) That's what you get for building a city on a swamp. *says the guy living in a swamp*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 06:59 PM (GEICT)

306

pk ok

 

one for the ettes

 

fuck, marry, kill

 

Michael Moore

 

David Axelrod

 

George Soros

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 06:59 PM (zOTsN)

307 297 CJ,

Not to toot my own horn, but I'd say if I'm known for anything here well aside from the cryptic comments, the fragmented ill structure of my less serious posts, the tunnel vision I get when angry, the mania I have for raw numbers, or guns it would be my crusade vice the EPA and Granola Munchers.

I agree with you wholeheartedly, BUT I do not see the party of AMIGO GRANDE! with Juan "Global Warming!" McQueeg and Senor Lindsay "What First Amendmentr?" Graham-McCain in the Senate and John "Sands of Iwo Jima" Boner in the house making that case.

I will not be more thrilled to be proven wrong about anything.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 07:00 PM (LRFds)

308 304 You have no headlights, no brakes. How do people do it? Alcohol. Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 19, 2013 10:58 PM (lr3d7) There must be a ton of ace boaters here then.

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 07:00 PM (EdT+4)

309 303 Wonderful. It's 11:00 (or close to it) and the heat index in DC is 100. Feel free to make any Hades-related comments.

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 10:58 PM (ix9tQ)

 

I told you global warming was real.

Posted by: Al Gore at July 19, 2013 07:00 PM (y67bA)

310 Wonderful. It's 11:00 (or close to it) and the heat index in DC is 100. Feel free to make any Hades-related comments. Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 10:58 PM (ix9tQ) Don't pay the ferryman. Don't even fix a price.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 07:00 PM (CA2NO)

311 My brother, who started off with one infection, then four in late March, I won't bore anyone that's read it, but now he can only use his left arm and in a rehab in Maine, all from the infections, was rejected for disability. Social worker filled out and filed forms for him. We don't know if he will regain use of right arm, or his legs,etc. there should be a fast lane for SSDI, I think there is one for illegals for food stamps! Why not take care of our citizens?

Posted by: Carol at July 19, 2013 07:01 PM (z4WKX)

312 Don't pay the ferryman. Don't even fix a price. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 19, 2013 11:00 PM (CA2NO) Oh. Oh that was well done.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 07:01 PM (GEICT)

313 Fuck - Helen Mirren Marry - No Kill - Ds

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at July 19, 2013 07:01 PM (XvrTA)

314 should have used algore

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 07:01 PM (zOTsN)

315 BREAKING: Top NSA and DOJ Officials Have Fled the U.S. http://tinyurl.com/n5vz4t2 It's breaking all over the place. Posted by: YIKES! at July 19, 2013 10:55 PM (mETGQ) Source is DailyKos. The links refering to "Inglis and Coles" are all to articles about Snowden. Also the line where the President of Kazakhstan says ""We have not been this humiliated since that Jew Borat's movie!" screamed Nazarbayev after Lithuanian officials announced Inglis and Cole were not aboard the president's plane" is a bit on the suspecious side...

Posted by: The Not-That-Paranoid Hat at July 19, 2013 07:02 PM (Vk2pI)

316 Numerous Ace posts about race this week and no one got banned. Lectured and humiliated, yes, but not banned. Progress?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2013 07:02 PM (V1ZIU)

317 Why not take care of our citizens?

Posted by: Carol at July 19, 2013 11:01 PM (z4WKX)

 

We only care about new voters.

Posted by: DNC at July 19, 2013 07:02 PM (JSetw)

318 40 Good evening Horde. Today ended the longest five days of my life. Sunday night I found a lump in my breast. Monday I made a doctor's appointment. Today I went to the appointment and had a breast check, and was sent for a mammogram and ultrasound.

It's nothing. It's not a tumor. I have extra breast tissue due to hormonal changes and it's nothing. I have never cried so hard of relief in my life.

As an aside, wtf I don't need any more breast tissue.

Posted by: Gingy at July 19, 2013 10:10 PM (aH+zP)


Congratulations. That's great news. The same exact thing has happened to my wife a couple of times over the past few years. She was also diagnosed as having extra breast tissue due to hormonal changes.

Posted by: Slappy at July 19, 2013 07:02 PM (LTbLf)

319 295 gracempc,

Nice thanks for showing it...

I'm thinking the more $lim $hady deifies a gay basher the better it is to split their coalition...

More DeDerp Jenital plz!

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 07:02 PM (LRFds)

320 It's breaking all over the place. Posted by: YIKES! at July 19, 2013 10:55 PM (mETGQ) The tag at the bottom says "Satire."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 07:02 PM (CA2NO)

321 Oh Vendette. Oh you are soooooo fucked.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 07:03 PM (GEICT)

322 319 Vendette,

Nice summary?

Bring out the barrel!

Sorry, protocol.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 07:03 PM (LRFds)

323 Haha Vendette!

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 07:03 PM (EdT+4)

324 58 Popquiz assholes .

If you woke up naked next to Nancy Grace , what would you do next ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 19, 2013 10:13 PM (0iJzo)


First of all, I'd be concerned about her farting on me since she apparently likes to let 'em rip (watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDljSyiqJM0). Nothing -- and I mean NOTHING -- harms a "relationship" more than naked farting.

Second, I'd stop drinking because that had to be the reason I was in that predicament.

Posted by: Slappy at July 19, 2013 07:03 PM (LTbLf)

325 WTF?

Posted by: DNC at July 19, 2013 07:03 PM (BuYeH)

326 Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 11:02 PM (ix9tQ) Barrel

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2013 07:04 PM (Vk2pI)

327 We're going to need a bigger barrel.

Posted by: Splunge at July 19, 2013 07:04 PM (bKA83)

328 Damn sock.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 07:04 PM (BuYeH)

329 *stares agog* Yup, used that word. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 10:54 PM (GEICT) Agog is a good word. Doesn't get enough play in everyday conversation. Another one? "Mollycoddle."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 07:04 PM (CA2NO)

330 I'll just spend in the night in the barrel.

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 07:04 PM (ix9tQ)

331

wow vendetta

 

been a while since I saw one of those

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 07:04 PM (zOTsN)

332 She cut and pasted the entire page!

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 07:04 PM (EdT+4)

333 oops ...Vendette just crossed the streams, or something.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 19, 2013 07:04 PM (FlRtG)

334 This is the 3rd time I've pasted the whole thing. The barrel sucks. At least I'll clean it out.

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 07:05 PM (ix9tQ)

335 Good God Vendette you are fucking screwed! We're naming the barrel after you.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2013 07:05 PM (V1ZIU)

336 Oh dear, Vendette. Well, the bright side? It should be cooler in the Barrel.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 07:05 PM (CA2NO)

337 the fuck?!?

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at July 19, 2013 07:05 PM (XvrTA)

338 Vendette ----> barrel.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2013 07:05 PM (NEIxp)

339 Agog is a good word. Doesn't get enough play in everyday conversation. Another one? "Mollycoddle."

Lollygag is a fun word.

Posted by: no good deed at July 19, 2013 07:06 PM (WmLrU)

340 I think I'll call it a night, because I can't do much better than the barrel and cleaning solvents.

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 07:06 PM (ix9tQ)

341 You have got to be kidding me.

Posted by: The Barrel at July 19, 2013 07:06 PM (IDypm)

342

"I'm sitting here on the porch of the lake house, and I can see skiffs and runabouts going full throttle on the water. That would scare the frak put of me. You have no headlights, no brakes. How do people do it?"

There was an accident with the Cleveland Indians at spring training with

 that same scenario.  Don't remember exactly but at least one person died.  

Posted by: spc at July 19, 2013 07:06 PM (WDovF)

343

what makes this barrel worthy episode extra special is that right in the middle of the huge cut and paste Tobacco Road makes a comment that he kind of missed the barrel.  Like seeing a picture within a picture within a picture.

 

Real CAC stuff

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 07:07 PM (zOTsN)

344 Oh. Oh that was well done. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 11:01 PM (GEICT) *deep bow* I try.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 07:07 PM (CA2NO)

345 I hate the preznit.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 19, 2013 07:07 PM (jucos)

346 Did something happen? Where did the white space go? Also found a clue to the gator cord, its a test cord I made to,test the dryer motor; hooked it up to contacts 4 and 5, and plugged in into 120v, and it made th motor go, so then I got a timer and case closed.

Posted by: SarahW at July 19, 2013 07:07 PM (LYwCh)

347 Another one? "Mollycoddle." Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 19, 2013 11:04 PM (CA2NO) Oooooo. Very nice. "Dulcet" is another good one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 07:07 PM (GEICT)

348 Someone's has some serious Barrel Time™ coming up... Vendette, will you go peacefully or are you looking to frog-march in an orange jump-suit?

Posted by: AltonJackson fully subscribes to the AoSHQ Lifestyle at July 19, 2013 07:07 PM (JMmQ9)

349 That was kinda awesome.

Posted by: Gingy at July 19, 2013 07:07 PM (aH+zP)

350 Geeze, can't let a Canadian near technology. The internet's made of wood up there. True story.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 19, 2013 07:08 PM (zClEP)

351 Those were the days my friend We thought they'd never end We'd sing and dance forever and a day We'd live the life we choose We'd fight and never lose Those were the days, oh yes those were the days La la la la...

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 19, 2013 07:08 PM (e8kgV)

352 Good night, Vendette! Try to stay cool!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 07:08 PM (CA2NO)

353 344 what makes this barrel worthy episode extra special is that right in the middle ofthe huge cut and pasteTobacco Road makes a comment that he kind of missed the barrel. Like seeing a picture within a picture within a picture. Real CAC stuff Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 11:07 PM (zOTsN) How are things going down there thunderb? Everything quiet?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2013 07:08 PM (V1ZIU)

354 If everything is highlighted blue, click somewhere else and start from scratch. ;^)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 19, 2013 07:08 PM (BQ10H)

355 like being in a ....time machine?

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 07:08 PM (zOTsN)

356 Nancy Grace is in the barrel passing gas....

Posted by: Dutch Oven at July 19, 2013 07:08 PM (San0v)

357 "The Vendette Memorial Barrel" has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2013 07:08 PM (f9eyD)

358 Also found a clue to the gator cord, its a test cord I made to,test the dryer motor; hooked it up to contacts 4 and 5, and plugged in into 120v, and it made th motor go, so then I got a timer and case closed. Posted by: SarahW at July 19, 2013 11:07 PM (LYwCh) After some of the earlier suggestions that seems a bit, well, anti-climactic.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2013 07:09 PM (NEIxp)

359 351 Geeze, can't let a Canadian near technology. The internet's made of wood up there. True story. -------- And yet, I used it to bag me a green card husband.

Posted by: Gingy at July 19, 2013 07:09 PM (aH+zP)

360 "The Vendette Memorial Barrel" has a nice ring to it.

Engrave it in bronze and screw it on my side!

Posted by: The Barrel at July 19, 2013 07:09 PM (IDypm)

361 343 "I'm sitting here on the porch of the lake house, and I can see skiffs and runabouts going full throttle on the water. That would scare the frak put of me. You have no headlights, no brakes. How do people do it?"

There was an accident with the Cleveland Indians at spring training with thatsame scenario. Don't remember exactly but at least one person died.

Posted by: spc at July 19, 2013 11:06 PM (WDovF)


Yep, I remember that, too. Here is a 2013 story on it.

http://tinyurl.com/jw88ptn

Posted by: Slappy at July 19, 2013 07:10 PM (LTbLf)

362 Also found a clue to the gator cord, its a test cord I made to,test the dryer motor; hooked it up to contacts 4 and 5, and plugged in into 120v, and it made th motor go, so then I got a timer and case closed. Posted by: SarahW at July 19, 2013 11:07 PM (LYwCh) ...Was the motor powered by hamsters? I'm really getting a hamster vibe.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 07:10 PM (CA2NO)

363 By the way, if I wake up nekkid next to Nancy Grace I'm assuming she's already dead, cause I killed her

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at July 19, 2013 07:10 PM (XvrTA)

364 Posted by: The Not-That-Paranoid Hat at July 19, 2013 11:02 PM (Vk2pI) To quote Homer Simpson. D'OH

Posted by: YIKES! at July 19, 2013 07:10 PM (mETGQ)

365 358 "The Vendette Memorial Barrel" has a nice ring to it. Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2013 11:08 PM (f9eyD) We're going to need to take up a collection for the commemorative plaque and the foot and wrist shackles.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2013 07:11 PM (V1ZIU)

366

its real quiet.  Huff Po had a post on the River Oaks thingy

 

The protest is not supposed to happen until Sunday.  The HPD and private security said they can get 5,000 LE there if they have to handle the crowds.

 

I am hoping very very few show up and those that do will be well watched. 

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 07:11 PM (zOTsN)

367 So, can someone sum up what's happened on the ONT so far? Anyone?

Posted by: Weirddave at July 19, 2013 07:11 PM (zClEP)

368 288
I can't believe you people are talking about waking up in bed with Nancy Grace. You're sick fucks, the lot of you.

Posted by: Filner at July 19, 2013 10:54 PM (cjFRv)



====


she gives me a vibe that the only thing that gets her off is watching someone be punished.

Posted by: jc at July 19, 2013 07:12 PM (PlzOe)

369 well I must be human enough to deal with step family...IO may get to see a sister I've not seen in ~18 years...

time does move on you.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 07:12 PM (LRFds)

370 We're going to need to take up a collection for the commemorative plaque and the foot and wrist shackles.

Mmmmm.... shackles.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2013 07:12 PM (f9eyD)

371 If I woke up next to Nancy Grace I'd assume I was in Hell.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 07:12 PM (CA2NO)

372 Hello, Horde. My folks I hang out with at the karaoke crew have, y'know, lives and crap. No one there I know or care to, so here I am. Aren't YOU the lucky ones. What's happening? I skipped all the comments.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2013 07:13 PM (5J54Q)

373

OT

 

Just watched another SEPTA commercial on TV.  That's the Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority – Philadelphia buses.  When I was born less than 50 years ago, the concept of the government issuing decrees on the urgency to ride a bus would seem bizarre, and without question, wrong. 

Posted by: CJ at July 19, 2013 07:13 PM (9G+G5)

374 It's not so bad, Vendette. Take some dead-tree reading material with. The cell reception sucks in the barrel.

Posted by: AltonJackson, veteran of The Barrel™ at July 19, 2013 07:14 PM (JMmQ9)

375 Pneumatic swing + BASE rig + 900' freefall = balls.  The swing alone, not so much.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 19, 2013 07:14 PM (fKXr+)

376 320 295  Would be nice to see this have a counter effect and weaken what is a weakly held together coalition as is.  There are factions even within the individual coalition member.  Hope -- a glimmer.  Maybe.  But then we have our  ownspecial snowflake Rep squishes


Posted by: gracepmc at July 19, 2013 07:14 PM (rznx3)

377 So, can someone sum up what's happened on the ONT so far? Anyone? Posted by: Weirddave at July 19, 2013 11:11 PM (zClEP) I own the Barrel.

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 07:14 PM (ix9tQ)

378 "After some of the earlier suggestions that seems a bit, well, anti-climactic. Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2013 11:09 PM (NEIxp)" Yesterday's test cord, tomorrow's hobo kit funpak accessory.

Posted by: SarahW at July 19, 2013 07:14 PM (LYwCh)

379 368 WeirdDave,

Substitute Teacher,

Brazilians butts, Sean Bannion dancing, CDR M Sequester filling, Brazilian beach party, volleyball, juggling, politics, breasts, politics, beer, Nancy grace, necrophilia, rutting, murder, COPY, Battleship Potemkin, politics

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 07:14 PM (LRFds)

380 Just got here. That wall of real text instead of mess has to be record breaker. I feel sorry for Vendette. Are you okay in the putrid, foul barrel?

Posted by: L, elle at July 19, 2013 07:14 PM (0PiQ4)

381 Nancy Grace?  Sacred honor compels me.....

Posted by: Will Folks at July 19, 2013 07:14 PM (jucos)

382 That was a spectacular flame-out!  Restaurant quality!

*bows*

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 19, 2013 07:14 PM (lq3Ak)

383

there are two very small towns in ND.  One is named Fertile and the other is named Climax.  There once was an obit in the local paper that said "Fertile woman dies in Climax".  

 

for some reason all this Nancy Grace talk made me think of that

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 07:14 PM (zOTsN)

384 she gives me a vibe that the only thing that gets her off is watching someone be punished. Posted by: jc at July 19, 2013 11:12 PM (PlzOe) While she's dressed in a Nazi uniform.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2013 07:14 PM (V1ZIU)

385 372 If I woke up next to Nancy Grace I'd assume I was in Hell. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 19, 2013 11:12 PM (CA2NO) Could be worse. Could be Melissa Harris-Perry. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2013 07:14 PM (5J54Q)

386 I own the Barrel.

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 11:14 PM (ix9tQ)

 

It's a long story as to how she got there.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 07:15 PM (y67bA)

387 Ahhh. FRESH MEAT.

Posted by: The Butcher at July 19, 2013 07:15 PM (9XVgh)

388 382 Will Folks,

WILL WILL NO I'll JUMP ON THE GRENADE!

*boom*

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 07:16 PM (LRFds)

389 So, can someone sum up what's happened on the ONT so far? Anyone? Posted by: Weirddave at July 19, 2013 11:11 PM (zClEP) 1). Waking up naked with Nancy Grace; 2). Up the Irons! That is all...

Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at July 19, 2013 07:16 PM (Vk2pI)

390 385 she gives me a vibe that the only thing that gets her off is watching someone be punished. Posted by: jc at July 19, 2013 11:12 PM (PlzOe) While she's dressed in a Nazi uniform. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2013 11:14 PM (V1ZIU) That's horrible and yet so fitting.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2013 07:16 PM (NEIxp)

391 387 I own the Barrel. Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 11:14 PM (ix9tQ) It's a long story as to how she got there. Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 11:15 PM (y67bA) What the hell, it's not like I have anything else to do tonight...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2013 07:16 PM (5J54Q)

392 So, confession. I was in front of the tv when Sharknado aired, but I don't remember a second of it. Watching it now. Hot chick with stripper name fell out of a helicopter and got swallowed by a shark. That's just a bad day.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 07:16 PM (GEICT)

393 What's happening? I skipped all the comments. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2013 11:13 PM (5J54Q) What would you do if you woke up in bed next to Nancy Grace? Getting disability benefits for genuinely disabled individuals is frustrating and difficult SarahW makes MacGyveresque torture devices for household appliances Canadian internet is made out of wood

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 07:16 PM (CA2NO)

394 Good to hear thunderb! I'm sure everything will work out for the best.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2013 07:16 PM (V1ZIU)

395 It's a long story as to how she got there. Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 11:15 PM (y67bA) Long, but short. *Scrubs* *CDRM, hand me your uniform! Might as well iron it too!*

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 07:16 PM (ix9tQ)

396 384 ThunderB,

quite.....


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 07:16 PM (LRFds)

397 By the way, who's in charge of dropping the bottle of lotion down into the barrel?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2013 07:17 PM (V1ZIU)

398 BC wait til the end.  Most astounding final five minutes of a film ever.

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 07:17 PM (zOTsN)

399 *CDRM, hand me your uniform! Might as well iron it too!*

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 11:16 PM (ix9tQ)

 

I suppose I can depants.  No one is looking.  Be quick about it though.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 07:17 PM (Mv/2X)

400

yankeefifth, my moms neighbors are the stereotypical welfare parasites; gangsters to boot. Crips specifically. I've drank beer sith them and spent a few hours on several occasions talking with them. They are not stupid. But, they are caught in a 'system' that has a very compelling incentive to join and a very severe punishment for leaving.

 

My point is that you should never underestimate someone, especially a potential adversary.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 19, 2013 07:17 PM (4cA6A)

401 By the way, who's in charge of dropping the bottle of lotion down into the barrel? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2013 11:17 PM (V1ZIU) I don't deserve it.

Posted by: Vendette, Barrel resident at July 19, 2013 07:18 PM (ix9tQ)

402 384 there are two very small towns in ND. One is named Fertile and the other is named Climax. There once was an obit in the local paper that said "Fertile woman dies in Climax". for some reason all this Nancy Grace talk made me think of that Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 11:14 PM (zOTsN) Nothing fertile about that dried up angry hag.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2013 07:18 PM (NEIxp)

403 What would you do if you woke up in bed next to Nancy Grace? 1) Pray I was dreaming or 2) Smother myself with the pillow. SarahW makes MacGyveresque torture devices for household appliances Sarah...how YOU doin? Canadian internet is made out of wood I'd always suspected.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2013 07:18 PM (5J54Q)

404 So, apparently, "Pacific Rim" is "Godannar."  They even have the "heart-engine" things, and there are two pilots per robot, etc. 

Probably no one who looks like Anna's mom, though.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 19, 2013 07:18 PM (xjpRj)

405 398 By the way, who's in charge of dropping the bottle of lotion down into the barrel?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2013 11:17 PM (V1ZIU)

 

That would be me.  I got this.

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at July 19, 2013 07:19 PM (JSetw)

406 374 The next time some Prog wants to shove some sacrifice down your face because it is for the common good, and that you need to just go along with it, remind them that is what we were all supposed to do 2003-2007. Support the effort. Instead of constantly giving the enemy hope we were going to pull out.

Posted by: Baron bon No Mot at July 19, 2013 07:19 PM (q0ujQ)

407 399 BC wait til the end. Most astounding final five minutes of a film ever. Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 11:17 PM (zOTsN) Yeah, 90210 boy just cut his way out of a fucking shark with a fucking chainsaw. A drug out stripper chick with him. Lmfao.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 07:19 PM (GEICT)

408 406 398 By the way, who's in charge of dropping the bottle of lotion down into the barrel? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2013 11:17 PM (V1ZIU) That would be me. I got this. Posted by: Buffalo Bill at July 19, 2013 11:19 PM (JSetw) Who's on hose duty?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2013 07:19 PM (NEIxp)

409 372 If I woke up next to Nancy Grace I'd assume I was in Hell.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 19, 2013 11:12 PM (CA2NO)


I hate to say it but back in my college days, I would have preferred that it was Nancy Grace naked next to me in bed compared to some that were actually there. I don't know why I ever drank alcohol again after those experiences.

Posted by: Slappy at July 19, 2013 07:20 PM (LTbLf)

410 *CDRM, hand me your uniform! Might as well iron it too!* Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 11:16 PM (ix9tQ) Is there anything she can't do, folks?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 07:20 PM (CA2NO)

411 Vendette, that took quite a bit of work. Okay, I admit I am too lazy to find anything else to watch while here. I have Bill O show on with Huckabee. I forgot reason I keep thing off is so I do not have to see the SCOAMT, you cannot erase history. Yesterday was history, and I cannot change what I did yesterday, no one can. Does The JEF think he helped today, no. It was to keep racial tensions from those bash mobs going.

Posted by: Carol T at July 19, 2013 07:20 PM (z4WKX)

412 OK, I'll take barrel duty for the weekend. I'm giving that way. Plus I need that much time to scrub it out. I'd like to thank my HazMat outfit...

Posted by: Vendette, Barrel resident at July 19, 2013 07:20 PM (ix9tQ)

413 407 Baron bon No Mot,

Well....part of me says wait until Ogabe starts another invasion "against the law" and then ram it down their peaceniks' throats....

but I am vengeful.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 07:20 PM (LRFds)

414 What's happening? I skipped all the comments.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2013 11:13 PM (5J54Q)


===


well, tonight you only need to read Vendette's.

Posted by: jc at July 19, 2013 07:20 PM (PlzOe)

415 Wow Vendette.  Hope you bring your iPad with a load of books into the barrel.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 19, 2013 07:21 PM (qsaBy)

416 My biggest fear actually happened tonight.  A car got hit from behind on the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and the car ended up in the water.  Luckily they were at the part of the bridge where it is only about 20 feet from the deck to the water. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 19, 2013 07:21 PM (jucos)

417 Is there anything she can't do, folks? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 19, 2013 11:20 PM (CA2NO) Copy and paste?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 07:21 PM (GEICT)

418 And you guys should cut Vendette slack...it's not like it was a movie review from the Proprietor...l

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at July 19, 2013 07:21 PM (q0ujQ)

419 411 *CDRM, hand me your uniform! Might as well iron it too!* Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 11:16 PM (ix9tQ) Is there anything she can't do, folks? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 19, 2013 11:20 PM (CA2NO) Indeed. She's got copy and paste down cold, too.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2013 07:21 PM (NEIxp)

420 y the way, who's in charge of dropping the bottle of lotion down into the barrel? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2013 11:17 PM (V1ZIU) I don't deserve it. Posted by: Vendette, Barrel resident at July 19, 2013 11:18 PM (ix9tQ) The lotion isn't for you...

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2013 07:21 PM (Vk2pI)

421 Who's on hose duty?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2013 11:19 PM (NEIxp)

 

Hold on, I'm coming.

Posted by: Fire marshall Bill at July 19, 2013 07:21 PM (cqZXM)

422 Me and my prodded (and squeezed and manhandled)-by-everyone boobs are exhausted. Hasn't been much sleep around here this week, between my worry and Dave's pulled muscle. Good night, Horde.

Posted by: Gingy at July 19, 2013 07:22 PM (aH+zP)

423 Nancy Grace, so that is what happened to Ilsa the She-Wolf of the SS....  *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 19, 2013 07:22 PM (qsaBy)

424 Is there anything she can't do, folks? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 19, 2013 11:20 PM (CA2NO) Copy and paste? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 11:21 PM (GEICT) I'm overly talented in that respect.

Posted by: Vendette, Barrel resident at July 19, 2013 07:22 PM (ix9tQ)

425 FILTP

Posted by: esch at July 19, 2013 07:23 PM (9XVgh)

426 Luckily they were at the part of the bridge where it is only about 20 feet from the deck to the water. Posted by: Truck Monkey
-----------------------

Nasty one. I assume the people got out?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 19, 2013 07:23 PM (aDwsi)

427 417 My biggest fear actually happened tonight. A car got hit from behind on the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and the car ended up in the water. Luckily they were at the part of the bridge where it is only about 20 feet from the deck to the water.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 19, 2013 11:21 PM (jucos)

 

Holy shit.  I didn't hear about that.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 07:23 PM (y67bA)

428 Some brief Al Bundy fun that I just "quoted" at Hot Air...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGNn9-9hCJ4

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 19, 2013 07:23 PM (BQ10H)

429 Copy and paste?
 Posted by: BCochran1981

*golf clap*

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 19, 2013 07:23 PM (lq3Ak)

430 vendetta don't tell the boys but there is a secret room down there the ettes set up.  Its stocked with chocolate and booze.  nuf said

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 07:23 PM (zOTsN)

431 Vendette, don't feel bad, at least it wasn't a feghoot. Everyone really hates those.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 19, 2013 07:24 PM (zClEP)

432 Do you need any help in there, Vendette? I owe you for the Louisville Slugger.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 07:24 PM (CA2NO)

433 Had to run out to pick up Road Boy # 2.

EC-

"You have no headlights, no brakes. How do people do it?

Posted by: EC"

Moonlight. It's bright tonight. It's not full, but it's bright. We used to drive the boat across the lake at night all the time.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 07:24 PM (4Mv1T)

434 I'm overly talented in that respect. Posted by: Vendette, Barrel resident at July 19, 2013 11:22 PM (ix9tQ) Yep, there's some mad skills there.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2013 07:24 PM (5J54Q)

435 432 Vendette, don't feel bad, at least it wasn't a feghoot. Everyone really hates those. Posted by: Weirddave at July 19, 2013 11:24 PM (zClEP) What's a feghoot? Just kidding, forget I asked.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2013 07:25 PM (NEIxp)

436 My mom's trying to get disability, and it's hard for me not to get frustrated she's getting such a hard time. Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at July 19, 2013 10:46 PM (kgtGX) (I know, not keeping up with the conversation.) If you're actually *disabled*, it confuses them and they don't know what to do. Really you need an advocate in the office (pretty much Urban Politics, outside the big cities the offices are a little less driven/competent in their corruption) or a lawyer / thousands of dollars. And a couple of years minimum.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 19, 2013 07:25 PM (yoh1c)

437 431 vendetta don't tell the boys but there is a secret room down there the ettes set up. Its stocked with chocolate and booze. nuf said

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 11:23 PM (zOTsN)

 

We can verify that's a lie.

Posted by: The NSA at July 19, 2013 07:25 PM (y67bA)

438 I keep getting autocorrected into vendetta when I am writing vendette.  sorry

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 07:25 PM (zOTsN)

439

"Dave's pulled muscle"

 

 

Pull my muscle!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 19, 2013 07:26 PM (San0v)

440 Moonlight. It's bright tonight. It's not full, but it's bright. We used to drive the boat across the lake at night all the time. Yeah, but what about on nights with no moon?

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 07:26 PM (EdT+4)

441 OK, I'm going to take my sorry self to bed. In the Barrel, of course. I hope my chiropractor is available on Monday.

Posted by: Vendette, Barrel resident at July 19, 2013 07:26 PM (ix9tQ)

442 The girl in the car apparently swam to a bridge piling to wait for rescue.  The traffic on eastbound 50 is still all kinds of fucked up at 1130.  2 big fears actually.  Getting hit by a tractor trailer and flying off of a bridge.  shudder.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 19, 2013 07:26 PM (jucos)

443 OK, I'm not on the Council of Cob-Loggers (yet) what gets to decide how long an errant offender has to stay in The Barrel™... ...but Vendette has recognized her transgression and should be released based on "time served" can I get an "Amen?" a second?

Posted by: AltonJackson, veteran of The Barrel™ at July 19, 2013 07:26 PM (JMmQ9)

444 Pull my muscle! Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 19, 2013 11:26 PM (San0v) You sound like you could use a hug.

Posted by: Filthy Filner at July 19, 2013 07:27 PM (NEIxp)

445 Amen, seconded and carried

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 07:27 PM (zOTsN)

446 Amen. 

I actually got a kick out of that.

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 19, 2013 07:27 PM (lq3Ak)

447 443 Truck Monkey,

It's a scary bridge for that scenario...

sorry it happened...


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 07:27 PM (LRFds)

448 ...but Vendette has recognized her transgression and should be released based on "time served" can I get an "Amen?" a second? Posted by: AltonJackson, veteran of The Barrel™ at July 19, 2013 11:26 PM (JMmQ9) I am by no means an authority, but I believe transgressors must stay in the barrel until someone else goes in or until a new thread.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 07:27 PM (GEICT)

449 can I get an "Amen?" a second? Posted by: AltonJackson, veteran of The Barrel™ at July 19, 2013 11:26 PM (JMmQ9) Seconded!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 07:28 PM (CA2NO)

450 I'm sure another candidate will be ready for the barrel in due time.

Posted by: The Odds at July 19, 2013 07:28 PM (BuYeH)

451 Amen...

we've all been there....I should probably just make 3 posts that size a week.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 07:28 PM (LRFds)

452 Yeah, but what about on nights with no moon? Posted by: EC
---------------
You stay at home and drink on the dock.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 07:29 PM (4Mv1T)

453 Fine.  I volunteer to go in the barrel.  I want the chocolate anyway

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 07:29 PM (zOTsN)

454 I want the chocolate anyway Posted by: thunderb
-------------------------

That's not chocolate.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 07:29 PM (4Mv1T)

455

"Yeah, but what about on nights with no moon?"

 

 

No moon, no problem!

Posted by: Captain Edward Smith at July 19, 2013 07:30 PM (San0v)

456 453 Yeah, but what about on nights with no moon? Posted by: EC --------------- You stay at home and drink on the dock. Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 11:29 PM (4Mv1T) So all these people running around with no moon are just people with too much balls?

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 07:30 PM (EdT+4)

457 454 Fine. I volunteer to go in the barrel. I want the chocolate anyway Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 11:29 PM (zOTsN) Ummm, that's not chocolate...

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2013 07:30 PM (NEIxp)

458 454 Fine. I volunteer to go in the barrel. I want the chocolate anyway Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 11:29 PM (zOTsN) MWR!!!! *points at thunderb* SHE VOLUNTEERS TO BE TRIBUTE!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 07:30 PM (GEICT)

459 The chocolate is a lie.

...same as the cake.

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 19, 2013 07:30 PM (lq3Ak)

460 I want the chocolate anyway

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 11:29 PM (zOTsN)

 

That's not chocolate.

Posted by: Warning Label at July 19, 2013 07:31 PM (JSetw)

461 Insomniac, it's actually a shaggy dog story. It was, oh, call it "word of the day" in the ONT a few nights back, and I posted a story probably twice as long as Vendette's C&P mistake that ended in a bad pun. It got....mixed reactions. Maet cut it. Pity, cuz it was a good story.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 19, 2013 07:31 PM (aH+zP)

462

I agree with you wholeheartedly, BUT I do not see the party of AMIGO GRANDE! with Juan "Global Warming!" McQueeg and Senor Lindsay "What First Amendmentr?" Graham-McCain in the Senate and John "Sands of Iwo Jima" Boner in the house making that case.

 

sven, if you can name the contemporary men with whom you've invested  the fate of your  timeless beliefs, youÂ’re doing it wrong. 

 

 To paraphrase Milton Friedman, if you make it politically advantageous for such men to do the right thing, they will. ItÂ’s up to us.

 

 

Posted by: CJ at July 19, 2013 07:31 PM (9G+G5)

463 So all these people running around with no moon are just people with too much balls? Posted by: EC
-----------------------

Which night are we talking about? I just came in from picking up Road boy. It's a bright moon out tonight.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 07:31 PM (4Mv1T)

464 459 454 Fine. I volunteer to go in the barrel. I want the chocolate anyway Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 11:29 PM (zOTsN) MWR!!!! *points at thunderb* SHE VOLUNTEERS TO BE TRIBUTE!!! May the odds be ever in your favor, thunderb.

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 07:31 PM (EdT+4)

465 Nancy Grace, so that is what happened to Ilsa the She-Wolf of the SS.... *thud* Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 19, 2013 11:22 PM (qsaBy) The female NAZIs were even worse than the men: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_guards_in_Nazi_concentration_camps

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2013 07:31 PM (Vk2pI)

466 Speaking of chocolate.  I'm already halfway thru my bag of Snickers.  Hope the vending machines are loaded.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 07:32 PM (cqZXM)

467

resist we much!!!

 

No Barrel No Peace!!

 

Remember Vendette! 

 

Stop Cut and Paste Profiling!!

 

Stand Your Barrel Ground!

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 07:32 PM (zOTsN)

468 Aquilina said she would make sure President Obama got a copy of her order. “I know he’s watching this,” she said, predicting the president ultimately will have to take action to make sure existing pension commitments are honored. Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 19, 2013 10:13 PM (aDwsi) ---------------- pssst... ixnay with he's atching-way

Posted by: Hussein Soetoro, Carnival Barker at July 19, 2013 07:32 PM (LJ2uj)

469 Hi ont, crazy rain/thunderstorm here. Loving it, drugged the dogs with benadryl, good to go.

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 19, 2013 07:32 PM (vgd4f)

470 So all these people running around with no moon are just people with too much balls? Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 11:30 PM (EdT+4) Those are balls. They're a space station... ...shaped like beer.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 07:32 PM (CA2NO)

471 462 Insomniac, it's actually a shaggy dog story. It was, oh, call it "word of the day" in the ONT a few nights back, and I posted a story probably twice as long as Vendette's C&P mistake that ended in a bad pun. It got....mixed reactions. Maet cut it. Pity, cuz it was a good story. Posted by: Weirddave at July 19, 2013 11:31 PM (aH+zP) Oh, I remember the whole fiasco. That's why I said I was kidding about the question. It was a good story, though, I'll give you that.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2013 07:32 PM (NEIxp)

472 454 ThunderB,

THAT is not Choco old boy

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 07:33 PM (LRFds)

473 Gee. The Star Wars reference would be funnier if I got the damn quote right. Those AREN'T balls.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 07:33 PM (CA2NO)

474 The female NAZIs were even worse than the men:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_guards_in_Nazi_concentration_camps

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2013 11:31 PM (Vk2pI)

 

Ja.  Das ist true.

Posted by: Castle Wolfenstein Elite SS Guard at July 19, 2013 07:33 PM (Mv/2X)

475 464 So all these people running around with no moon are just people with too much balls? Posted by: EC ----------------------- Which night are we talking about? I just came in from picking up Road boy. It's a bright moon out tonight. Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 11:31 PM (4Mv1T) A few nights ago, it was moonless or at least overcast with no break in the clouds yet there were still daredevils out there going full speed. That's just scary to me.

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 07:33 PM (EdT+4)

476 Four minute trailer for the Miyazaki Hayao/Studio Ghibli movie that premiers this weekend in Japan. 

Kaze Tachinu / The Wind Rises
http://tinyurl.com/lmhdqev

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 19, 2013 07:34 PM (qsaBy)

477

pheww

 

***

 

not. chocolate.

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 07:34 PM (zOTsN)

478 THAT is not Choco old boy
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077
-----------------------

"Old Boy" is an 'ette.

Yea, I know. Who knew?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 07:34 PM (4Mv1T)

479 463 CJ,

Correct, but pruning the tree of those who will not be corrected while the sheep on the other side keep hitting the button for more food is a long shot I suspect...

at any rate barring passing this stupid Senate bill or own goaling reconciliation I'll keep on plugging...

if that happens with no concessions we're screwed.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 07:34 PM (LRFds)

480 MWR!!!! *points at thunderb* SHE VOLUNTEERS TO BE TRIBUTE!!! lol! Don't think this gets you out of your own tribute duties, buddy!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 07:35 PM (CA2NO)

481 479 Tobacco Road,

I've been screwing up Genders here all week....

maybe I'm about to get hired as a diversity counselor...?

Pac10077 says "hello" and is glaring at me to sleep.


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 07:36 PM (LRFds)

482 That's just scary to me. Posted by: EC
----------------------------

It's like walking to the bathroom at night. You can see more than you think you can out on the lake at night.

Plus there are always a few idiots on the water 24/7.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 07:36 PM (4Mv1T)

483 Kaze Tachinu / The Wind Rises http://tinyurl.com/lmhdqev Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 19, 2013 11:34 PM (qsaBy) AWESOME.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 07:36 PM (CA2NO)

484 Don't think this gets you out of your own tribute duties, buddy! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 19, 2013 11:35 PM (CA2NO) No. Just no.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 07:36 PM (GEICT)

485 TPH tell me something I don't know.  The female SS guards had parties.  Try watching the movie Kapo while at it.
http://youtu.be/Mf_aSah_R10

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 19, 2013 07:36 PM (qsaBy)

486

How are the 'rons tonight?

I spent 5 years in a predominantly black neighborhood back in the early 80's to the late 80's and here is what I learned.

Some black parents do teach their kids that America is racist and anything bad that happens to them is the result of racism.

Scuzzy blacks are quite racist. I was on the receiving end of more racism then I have ever seen them get.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 19, 2013 07:37 PM (NXqxX)

487 It's like walking to the bathroom at night. You can see more than you think you can out on the lake at night. Yeah , but you can stop and back up and stuff. You can't see debris in the water or see the buoys or a shoal marker post until its too late.

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 07:37 PM (EdT+4)

488 486 Anna Puma,

Heh both sets of SS had their "habits"...

I do wish we'd let the Israelis get their pound of flesh.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 07:38 PM (LRFds)

489

I do not see the party of AMIGO GRANDE! with Juan "Global Warming!" McQueeg and Senor Lindsay "What First Amendmentr?" Graham-McCain in the Senate and John "Sands of Iwo Jima" Boner in the house making that case.

 

If I may  add.....Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are the most influential Democrats outside of ObamaÂ….does anyone think liberals EVER sat around and said “If only we elected folks like Reid and Pelosi we could make an impact?"

 

Let's  get our heads out of Washington DC's  ass.

 

Posted by: CJ at July 19, 2013 07:38 PM (9G+G5)

490 Ok, so the wife and I are watching Family Feud. Category was "Countries Where Flirting Is Practically A National Pastime" I ran the table on countries. "Nice work. Why the hell do you know that?"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 07:38 PM (GEICT)

491 Yeah , but you can stop and back up and stuff. You can't see debris in the water or see the buoys or a shoal marker post until its too late. Posted by: EC
-----------------------

We only took the boat in channels we knew, plus it was about 1979, and well, balls, beer, no brains.

Like all the ones you see tonight.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 07:40 PM (4Mv1T)

492 490 CJ,

Nanzi Pelosi blew up the party to get the communists into power and yes these people are communists.

I read their shit they were slinging in the 60s.

Searchlight Stalker is a piece of work all his own.

CJ not excuse making, are you denying that there is a nice big portion of the GOP coalition that prefers cutting off its own right more than punching left?

We have an example here every morning.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 07:40 PM (LRFds)

493 Let's get our heads out of Washington DC's ass.

Posted by: CJ at July 19, 2013 11:38 PM (9G+G5)



====


yeah but ......   meek acceptance has been working so good for us up until now.....

Posted by: jc at July 19, 2013 07:41 PM (PlzOe)

494 I am by no means an authority, but I believe transgressors must stay in the barrel until someone else goes in or until a new thread. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 11:27 PM Hardass. Have you, Sir, no compassion for the first time offender? (BC, you know I'm just fcukin' with you, right?) Sooner or later, everyone forgets to close a tag or something, and blows up the ONT. For a while. It always recovers. As I type this, I'm confident that Vendette's comment has already been truncated by the cob who has the duty Why can't we all just get along?

Posted by: AltonJackson, veteran of The Barrel™ at July 19, 2013 07:42 PM (JMmQ9)

495 Iowahawk tweet: If Zimmerman wanted Obama to leave him alone, he should have just killed a U.S. ambassador.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 19, 2013 07:42 PM (BQ10H)

496 The female NAZIs were even worse than the men
---------------------

Quite true. The more interesting thing is, aside from a few hundred or so that were tried and convicted, no Germans seemed to remember who had put the Nazis in place. It was all "Who me?" Of course that was after the world was plunged into war, millions upon millions killed, more people displaced. "Oh..., we didn't know that they were evil and horrible and muderous.."

Any of that sound familiar?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 19, 2013 07:42 PM (aDwsi)

497
The female NAZIs were even worse than the men


No. The men will always set the course of any human society. Women will act with viscous ferocity but only within confines men set.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 19, 2013 07:42 PM (vfB2N)

498 At any rate...I will be infiltrating Ohio....

Good luck, I'll try to pop my head in.

Buckle up, be safe and if need be I can take barrelwatch...

I have a trojan's triple ply, steel-ribbed, vulcanized, latex radial full body condom with new electro shock pleasure tip Hazmat suit and a grin

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 07:42 PM (LRFds)

499 C'mon, I know you guys really love me.

Posted by: Juan McCain at July 19, 2013 07:44 PM (cqZXM)

500 ====
yeah but ...... meek acceptance has been working so good for us up until now.....

Posted by: jc at July 19, 2013 11:41 PM (PlzOe)


====


wait ....  that wasn't exactly fair .... bitching while engaging in meek acceptance has been working so good for us up until now .....

Posted by: jc at July 19, 2013 07:44 PM (PlzOe)

501 494 jc,

SHE LOVES ME AGAIN, SHE LOVES ME!

//Juan Queeg and the Old Grey Lady

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 07:44 PM (LRFds)

502 As I type this, I'm confident that Vendette's comment has already been truncated by the cob who has the duty
---------------------------

Nope . It's bigger than a zit on prom night in bright light.

I think she should win an award.

That's the biggest bomb dropped on the blog in a while.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 07:44 PM (4Mv1T)

503 500 Juan McCain,

Si

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 07:44 PM (LRFds)

504 Why can't we all just get along?

Posted by: AltonJackson, veteran of The Barrel™ at July 19, 2013 11:42 PM (JMmQ9)

 

Hey, that's what I used to say.

Posted by: Rodney King at July 19, 2013 07:45 PM (Mv/2X)

505

Quoting Chuck Yeager from memory from "The Right Stuff"

 

There are some old pilots.

 

There are some bold pilots.

 

There are no old/bold pilots.

Posted by: spc at July 19, 2013 07:45 PM (WDovF)

506 501 JC,

I assure you if they insist on giving the democrats 40 million voters the bitchslap is going to be epic...

ONLY the GOP could draw a royal Flush and draw 4 to try for a pair.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 07:46 PM (LRFds)

507 I have a trojan's triple ply, steel-ribbed, vulcanized, latex radial full body condom with new electro shock pleasure tip Hazmat suit and a grin
Posted by: sven
--------------------

Hmm. Have you ever seen the codpiece on Heny VIII's suit of armor?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 19, 2013 07:46 PM (aDwsi)

508 Hardass. Have you, Sir, no compassion for the first time offender? (BC, you know I'm just fcukin' with you, right?) Sooner or later, everyone forgets to close a tag or something, and blows up the ONT. For a while. It always recovers. As I type this, I'm confident that Vendette's comment has already been truncated by the cob who has the duty Why can't we all just get along? Posted by: AltonJackson, veteran of The Barrel™ at July 19, 2013 11:42 PM (JMmQ9) I love a good hard ass. http://tinyurl.com/kn6jysf ............................ Ok, I blacked out there for a second. What the hell were we talking about?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 07:46 PM (GEICT)

509 508 - Edit - Henry

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 19, 2013 07:46 PM (aDwsi)

510 508 Mike Hammer,

No...I just heard it saying "I am your father!" to my Hazmat suit from behind a curtain...

Night-o all be safe

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 07:47 PM (LRFds)

511 08 - Edit - Henry
Posted by: Mike Hammer
-----------------

I thought you were talking about Heny Youngman there for a minute.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 07:48 PM (4Mv1T)

512 See ya sven!

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 07:49 PM (cqZXM)

513 Okay, folks. Time for this Assault Hobbit to hit the hay. Don't break the blog while I'm gone, and make thunderdb gets some actual chocolate! Night!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 19, 2013 07:50 PM (CA2NO)

514 As I type this, I'm confident that Vendette's comment has already been truncated by the cob who has the duty --------------------------- Nope . It's bigger than a zit on prom night in bright light. I think she should win an award. That's the biggest bomb dropped on the blog in a while. Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 11:44 PM Yes, she should win an award. Although re-read the ONT whilst re-reading the ONT seems a bit redundant. Free Vendette!

Posted by: AltonJackson, veteran of The Barrel™ at July 19, 2013 07:50 PM (JMmQ9)

515 Okay. I got a state licensing exam tomorrow. Guess I oughta close up shop so I can study some in the morning.

Night folks.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 07:50 PM (4Mv1T)

516 I live in a corner house, and when we moved into it in 1997, we rebuilt the fence to the side street and planted vines along it to cover. There's purple trumpet vine, honeysuckle, star jasmine, clematis, carolina jessamine....and then there's passionflower (which we didn't plant there, though I am responsible for having planted it elsewhere).



All of them mix nicely together and pop flowers out of the greenery....except the passionflower, which runs up to the top and attempts to cover the entire surface of the vines in a dense mat. So, every so often, I have to get on a ladder and tear off everything that looks like a passionflower.



The problem is, every time I've tried to do that this year, these humongous black bees show up and start hovering around the passion vines so I can't just tug them off. They may just be trying to gather one last round of pollen out of the soon-to-be-yanked flowers, but they're intimidating (in large part 'cause I'm up on a ladder). We jokingly refer to them as "guard bees".



Well, CDR M's sequestration story made me think, as the afternoon faded into evening -- "what if the guard bees are facing sequestration cuts?" Right after my last posting, I zipped out, grabbed the ladder, and went tearing through the passionflower.....and nary a guard bee showed. Boy, won't they be surprised tomorrow.



Boy,

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2013 07:50 PM (T1005)

517 Great old Henny Youngman joke:

I'm walking down the street, and this hooker approaches me.
"I'll do anything for $50.00", she says
"Ok", says I, "Paint my house"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 19, 2013 07:51 PM (aDwsi)

518 Night! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 19, 2013 11:50 PM (CA2NO) Night MWR. ......... Night WashingtonNearsider.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 07:51 PM (GEICT)

519

latest from the Battle of River Oaks

 

On a Facebook page earlier this week, some Zimmerman supporters suggested bringing guns to their counter protest.

On Friday, one of the organizers downplayed that. Going by the name "John Smith," he told us he's not coming armed and isn't encouraging anyone else to. But he says he expects as many as 1,000 demonstrators from across the state.

River Oaks residents had told him that they were afraid protesters might break into their houses or harm them. He also emphasized that the counter-protest will be peaceful.

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 07:51 PM (zOTsN)

520 Ont dead

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 19, 2013 07:51 PM (vgd4f)

521 507 501 JC,

I assure you if they insist on giving the democrats 40 million voters the bitchslap is going to be epic...

ONLY the GOP could draw a royal Flush and draw 4 to try for a pair.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 11:46 PM (LRFds)




------


I have reached the conclusion that the GOP was invented to get people like me to be suckers.  I cannot be scammed by people I don't trust.  People I do trust can get me over and over again.


GOP -- an acronym that apparently means: "say what jc wants to hear and then after he votes for you be sure to do the opposite as often as possible."



but I am fighting back thru some real hard-nosed loud bitching and an enormous pile of meek acceptance.  they might be getting scared any minute now.

Posted by: jc at July 19, 2013 07:52 PM (PlzOe)

522 MWR, if that little aircraft carrier is who I think it is, a real piece of WWII trivia.  That should be IJN Hosho, Japan's first purpose built aircraft carrier and almost the last survivor of that fleet component when WWII ended.  Also escorted Yamamoto's Main Body for Midway.

The crashed plane at the end still looks like an A5M Claude single seat fixed gear fighter.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 19, 2013 07:52 PM (qsaBy)

523 So the wife is trying to convince me to close on a lake house. I told her no way that's happening unless she gets sexually harassed at work and she wins the suit against the company. Then we can pick out a nice little place, complete with a cigarette boat and helipad. Unfortunately, the only one who has been harassing her at work is a dumbass coworker who keeps sending her LOLCAT pics. I told her she needs to get him to make those highly inappropriate comments and gestures with his hands and mouth.

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 07:52 PM (EdT+4)

524 Re: Nancy Grace Not exactly my type, but I'd probably hit it anyway.

Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2013 07:52 PM (sdi6R)

525 I see that, while I was away, vendette BOUGHT the entire barrel @319....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2013 07:54 PM (T1005)

526 Ben Stein is on Huckabee & said that an heiress friend signed up for food stamps and is approved! Something has to be done for American born citizens that need SSDI! Gingy, great news that you donÕt have anything to worry about. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at July 19, 2013 07:54 PM (z4WKX)

527 So the wife is trying to convince me to close on a lake house. I told her no way that's happening unless she gets sexually harassed at work and she wins the suit against the company. Then we can pick out a nice little place, complete with a cigarette boat and helipad.

Posted by: EC
------------

My plan is win the lottery.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 19, 2013 07:54 PM (aDwsi)

528 525 Re: Nancy Grace Not exactly my type, but I'd probably hit it anyway. Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2013 11:52 PM (sdi6R) Preferably with a brick.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2013 07:54 PM (NEIxp)

529 Re the Nancy Grace waking up thing. We have a friend who was in a horrible car accident in his teens. Involved an electric power line, resulting in the loss of his right arm at the elbow. He's hilarious, and whenever people inquire about his hook, explains to them how he had his beer goggles on one night, and the next morning... I wish I could be that cool. The delivery is the whole thing; everyone listens with rapt attention until the punch line. And of course there are retards who don't get it, and just sit there all confused. Ha!

Posted by: Kalneva at July 19, 2013 07:55 PM (XyrkB)

530 That's the biggest bomb dropped on the blog in a while. You must have missed the "Better Nate than Lever" Feghoot from the other night. It scrolled on and on and on...

Posted by: AltonJackson, veteran of The Barrel™ at July 19, 2013 07:55 PM (JMmQ9)

531

Nancy Grace? I have done crazy and don't want to do it again.  

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 19, 2013 07:55 PM (NXqxX)

532 My plan is win the lottery. My plan has a reasonable chance of happening.

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 07:58 PM (EdT+4)

533 My plan has a reasonable chance of happening. Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 11:58 PM (EdT+4) Speaking of which....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 07:59 PM (GEICT)

534 My plan has a reasonable chance of happening. Posted by: EC
-------------------------------

I acknowledge that your odds are better than mine, but a man has to use whatever tools are available.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 19, 2013 07:59 PM (aDwsi)

535 I have reached the conclusion that the GOP was invented to get people like me to be suckers.


It was invented for radical revolutionary purposes but yeah, now you're a  sucker if you think it is going to do anything worthwhile.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 19, 2013 08:00 PM (vfB2N)

536 The female NAZIs were even worse than the men

Maybe, but we look good doing it

Posted by: Elsa Shneider, phd at July 19, 2013 08:00 PM (hO9ad)

537

possibly a 1,000 counter demonstrators in River Oaks from across the state? 

 

there will be fights just over the traffic jams

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 08:00 PM (zOTsN)

538

My retirement plan:

Win lottery

Die

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 19, 2013 08:02 PM (NXqxX)

539 And more feud/discussion/screaming in Israel as an excavation is claimed to be the palace of King David and of King Solomon.
http://www.haaretz.com/news/features/.premium-1.536594

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 19, 2013 08:02 PM (qsaBy)

540 Speaking of which.... ?

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 08:02 PM (EdT+4)

541

Iowahawk tweet: If Zimmerman wanted Obama to leave him alone, he should have just killed a U.S. ambassador.

 

As always, Iowahawk brings teh meat.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 08:02 PM (SkhKv)

542

Let me try that again

My retirement plan:

Win lottery

or

die

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 19, 2013 08:02 PM (NXqxX)

543 That's gonna be awesome.  Filthy Filner is going to give a speech to the military on sexual assault and no one in the military has said hell no?

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 08:03 PM (y67bA)

544 Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 11:52 PM (EdT+4) There's a nice plot of land by Lake Minitonkwa.

Posted by: RWC at July 19, 2013 08:03 PM (8FeS+)

545 I imagine Barky and Eric having a drink, clinking glasses.

Barky: "Things are going fine Eric, just fine..."
Eric: "Yes indeed Mr. President...yessss indeed."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 19, 2013 08:03 PM (aDwsi)

546

Posted by: thunderb at July 20, 2013 12:00 AM (zOTsN)

 

Any live cams?

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 08:03 PM (BuYeH)

547 Ok, that sucked. I thought Lake Minnetonkwa was outside Detroit.

Posted by: RWC at July 19, 2013 08:05 PM (8FeS+)

548 Midnight. I'm out. Sweet dreams kids.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 19, 2013 08:05 PM (aDwsi)

549 544 CDR, well that's just so fucked up. Sick of it!

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 19, 2013 08:05 PM (vgd4f)

550

Next up, Ike Turner gives a lecture on spousal abuse.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 19, 2013 08:05 PM (NXqxX)

551 Cya Mike.

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 08:05 PM (EdT+4)

552 Win the lottery.
Buy Detroit.
Hire Christie's to auction off everything.
Retire to the Caribbean.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 19, 2013 08:06 PM (qsaBy)

553 Minitonkwa.

Posted by: RWC at July 20, 2013 12:03 AM (8FeS+)

 

That sounds like someone who knew Trayvon.  I denounce myself.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 08:07 PM (JSetw)

554 Yeah, all those fools like Krugman and Friedman holding out for the "China miracle" are going to have their dreams shattered, leveled, and crushed into dust very soon. ChinaÂ’s Economy Hits Wall; Women, Children, Thomas Friedman Hardest Hit http://tinyurl.com/pr9cfny

Posted by: Thrawn at July 19, 2013 08:07 PM (KiyII)

555 Buy Detroit. Anna, you could buy Detroit with the change in your cup holder.

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 08:07 PM (EdT+4)

556 Dang, I take a nap and the ONT is already past 500.

Posted by: epobirs at July 19, 2013 08:08 PM (kcfmt)

557  CDR, well that's just so fucked up. Sick of it!

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 20, 2013 12:05 AM (vgd4f)

 

Yup.  I should drop an email to the CJCS.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 08:08 PM (BuYeH)

558 from a poster at the GZ Stand Your Ground Group in Houston   Ok. Here's a non violent plan. Tell me if ya'll agree. Several requests. Anyone living in the area of River Oaks, turn your sprinklers on so you can get your grass green. I know if folks were trying to march through my neighborhood I'd be pissed so...turn your sprinklers on. Bring loud cars to drown out any bullshit speechs about injustice and so on. Smokey trucks..bring it. I really feel it...'s disrespectful that he chose River Oaks. Why? He's made several comments about giving hell to white folks from the womb to the tomb. Also commented about going to River Oaks to get you some money. Put signs out welcoming our rally that's here to keep people from being intimidated or keep from folks going overboard like on 288 and downtown    

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 08:08 PM (zOTsN)

559 558, yeah that will help

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 19, 2013 08:09 PM (vgd4f)

560 Detroit? I'd buy that, for a dollar.

Posted by: Bixby Snyder at July 19, 2013 08:09 PM (1mtV3)

561

from the founder of the GZ Stand Your Ground Group

 

Guys, No matter what, do not resort to violence! We lose all credibility if we turn into a hate group. BE PASSIONATE, but DO NOT sink down to their level... expect to hear garbage like this video. But if they want to be animals and get crazy, let the brave men and women with the HPD (Houston Police department) and other law enforcement agency do their jobs. ONCE AGAIN WE DO NOT CONDONE VIOLENCE OR RACIAL SLURS ON THIS PAGE. We are going out there to protest the race baiters and the ignorance that is racially dividing our country. Let's meet and have fun, meet other like minded patriots that are fed up!

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 08:10 PM (zOTsN)

562 That's a sad story about that woman that was killed on a roller coaster in Houston today.  Evidently her son was in the seat next to her.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 08:10 PM (JSetw)

563 Nancy Grace and Chaz Bono were both on 'Dancing With The Stars.' Question is - who would you rather?

Posted by: RWC at July 19, 2013 08:10 PM (8FeS+)

564

more from the facebook page

 

Ok...so unconfirmed reports. We are only announcing this so that everyone is aware if this is true. 2-3 buses full of black panthers have been seen in Houston coming from who knows where. I would strongly suggest bringing whatever you feel the need to ...to keep yourself protected. Only in the event of an attack or aggression. We have the right to protest/support peacefully. Only if this sho...ws to be true...I would suggest bringing arms. News stations might say we are trying to be aggressive but when we recieve death threats and here uncomfirmed reports of bus loads that will joining that aren't known to be nice. Really not sure how to approach this any other way. We will not be intimidated by any means. Keep in mind there are several groups that will be in our support that can more than handle any crazy folks.

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 08:11 PM (zOTsN)

565 564 Nancy Grace and Chaz Bono were both on 'Dancing With The Stars.'


Question is - who would you rather?

Posted by: RWC at July 20, 2013 12:10 AM (8FeS+)

 

This type of scenario sounds like the Kobayashi Maru scenario.

Posted by: Captain Kirk at July 19, 2013 08:12 PM (Mv/2X)

566 561 Detroit? I'd buy that, for a dollar. Posted by: Bixby Snyder at July 20, 2013 12:09 AM (1mtV3) 75 percent off if you keep the residents.

Posted by: RWC at July 19, 2013 08:12 PM (8FeS+)

567 EC...poor attempt at a joke about the way your wife looks and the lack of ONT pics from you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 08:13 PM (GEICT)

568 I kind of like Detroit.

Posted by: Kurtwood Smith at July 19, 2013 08:14 PM (6rcHp)

569 Its too bad my fellow Libertarians are so fucked up. They have the individual liberty part right, but think it just happens without having to defend it with guns.

Posted by: UWP at July 19, 2013 08:14 PM (r98SZ)

570 On top of Judge Judy Tenuda earlier today the Hawai'ian state supreme court has issued a crazy ruling.  On the one hand they affirm Ala Moana could not be held liable for failing to anticipate the event but the Center should have exercised more care when responding.  A 22 year old woman managed to gain access to the roof, claimed to be maintenance when challenged, started to jump up and down until she gained access to an air shaft...  she later died and was apparently pregnant.
http://tinyurl.com/llcohop

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 19, 2013 08:14 PM (qsaBy)

571 RWC - Neither.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 19, 2013 08:15 PM (qsaBy)

572  561 Detroit? I'd buy that, for a dollar.

Posted by: Bixby Snyder at July 20, 2013 12:09 AM (1mtV3)


75 percent off if you keep the residents.

Posted by: RWC

****

 

What can I get if I sell them by the pound?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 19, 2013 08:15 PM (NXqxX)

573 This type of scenario sounds like the Kobayashi Maru scenario. Posted by: Captain Kirk at July 20, 2013 12:12 AM (Mv/2X) Suggestion: "Destruct sequence 1, code 1-1 A." ""Code zero zero zero. Destruct. Zero."

Posted by: Thrawn at July 19, 2013 08:15 PM (KiyII)

574 CDR M, you said the other day you're in Norfolk?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 08:15 PM (GEICT)

575 The lovely TSA at work -
Also this week, TSA screeners found a box cutter blade in a passengerÂ’s shoe in Salt Lake City; a 17.5 inch sword inside the cane of a Laredo, Texas passenger, a lipstick knife in San Antonio and a credit card knife in Albuquerque.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 19, 2013 08:17 PM (qsaBy)

576 BTW, Pacific Rim was excellent if you like sci-fi.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 19, 2013 08:17 PM (NXqxX)

577 OK, I'm out tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson, veteran of The Barrel™ at July 19, 2013 08:18 PM (JMmQ9)

578 Vaya con Dios AJ

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 08:18 PM (GEICT)

579 575 CDR M, you said the other day you're in Norfolk?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 12:15 AM (GEICT)

 

Si senor.

Posted by: Captain Kirk at July 19, 2013 08:18 PM (Mv/2X)

580 568 EC...poor attempt at a joke about the way your wife looks and the lack of ONT pics from you. Well, I haven't figured out how to upload to tinypic from my iPad. If I did, then this week would be pretty awesome. When I get back!

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 08:19 PM (EdT+4)

581 Nancy Grace and Chaz Bono were both on 'Dancing With The Stars.' Question is - who would you rather?
Posted by: RWC at July 20, 2013 12:10 AM (8FeS+)

This type of scenario sounds like the Kobayashi Maru scenario.

Posted by: Captain Kirk at July 20, 2013 12:12 AM (Mv/2X)


I suggest we designate a red shirt for that mission.

Posted by: Spock at July 19, 2013 08:19 PM (hO9ad)

582 Posted by: thunderb at July 20, 2013 12:11 AM (zOTsN) Did I miss something? Why is Houston a hotbed?

Posted by: RWC at July 19, 2013 08:19 PM (8FeS+)

583 Thunderb,  Doesn't sound good.  All in Houston, stay safe.  Prayers going out for y'all.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 08:19 PM (SkhKv)

584 Si senor. Posted by: Captain Kirk at July 20, 2013 12:18 AM (Mv/2X) First, that was awesome. Second, my BIL just got stationed at Oceana. He's with VR-56.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 08:20 PM (GEICT)

585 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 20, 2013 12:17 AM (qsaBy) Did you see their Tumblr page where they post pics of their finds. (Well, the ones they report anyway)

Posted by: RWC at July 19, 2013 08:21 PM (8FeS+)

586 I remember you mentioning that previously.  Has he already settled in?

Posted by: Captain Kirk at July 19, 2013 08:21 PM (JSetw)

587 Off damn sock.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 08:22 PM (BuYeH)

588 Did I miss something? Why is Houston a hotbed?

Katrina.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2013 08:22 PM (2jiMR)

589 572 RWC - Neither. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 20, 2013 12:15 AM (qsaBy) Tom Berjeron it is then

Posted by: RWC at July 19, 2013 08:22 PM (8FeS+)

590 Tillikum, here is an anecdote that is told of H. Beam Piper.  It bears on Pacific Rim and my opinion of that movie.

Apparently Piper was already in the lobby furiously puffing on his pipe when a man comes out of the cinema.  The man complains about the movie saying they will put anything on the screen.  According to the story the movie in question is Them with the giant ants.  So the man asks Piper what he thought of the movie and science fiction. Piper answers in a disgusted voice, "I write science fiction."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 19, 2013 08:23 PM (qsaBy)

591

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 20, 2013 12:17 AM (qsaBy)

 

They also found 27 cents in spare change in the valet parked cars.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 08:23 PM (cqZXM)

592 Night guys. Thanks for always making me laugh

Posted by: lou's a girl at July 19, 2013 08:24 PM (vgd4f)

593 589 Did I miss something? Why is Houston a hotbed? Katrina. Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 20, 2013 12:22 AM (2jiMR) Seriously? Well, I guess I can see that. But was NO big on rioting?

Posted by: RWC at July 19, 2013 08:25 PM (8FeS+)

594 587 I remember you mentioning that previously. Has he already settled in? Posted by: Captain Kirk at July 20, 2013 12:21 AM (JSetw) Getting there. They had an agreement on a house. Then the inspection came back not so good. On to house #2. Looked beautiful from the pics I've seen. They've got 3 kids. 5, 3, and 9 months. So they're dying to get out of the hotel.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 08:25 PM (GEICT)

595 Night lou!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 08:26 PM (GEICT)

596 Oh my.  Just got the Cinemax App to work on my phone.  This could be a fun night on duty.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 08:26 PM (cqZXM)

597 Houston is the lair of Sheila Jackson Lee.  So it already had an infestation of LIVs.  Then the evacuees from New Orleans after Katrina and Rita were added to the mix since most never went home.  So its a really specially baked fruitcake Houston.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 19, 2013 08:27 PM (qsaBy)

598 597 Oh my. Just got the CSkinemax App to work on my phone. This could be a fun night on duty. Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 12:26 AM (cqZXM) Fixed.

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 08:27 PM (EdT+4)

599 They've got 3 kids. 5, 3, and 9 months. So they're dying to get out of the hotel.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 12:25 AM (GEICT)

 

Oh man.  They could've been staying at the beach villas on Dam Neck.  That's what I did when I was house hunting.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 08:27 PM (BuYeH)

600 CDR M plus at least one Michael Bolton CD.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 19, 2013 08:28 PM (qsaBy)

601

Posted by: EC at July 20, 2013 12:27 AM (EdT+4)

 

Where's Kratos when I need him.  Need to ask him what the best Shannon Tweed movie was.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 08:28 PM (y67bA)

602

I have been ranting about this for two and a half days.  Quanell X, leader of the New Black Panther Party in Houston is planning a protest on Sunday at 4 through River Oaks, a neighborhood with 20 million dollar mansions and their own private security, but not gated.  Most Posh neighborhood in Houston.  A second group want to counter protest.   The mayor, a huge prog, is silent.  The chief of Houston PD is sympathetic to the protesters, at least in the press.  It has the makings of a huge riot.  Or not.

 

I was thinking today that people wont show up, and whoever does will be watched pretty carefully.  I mean, who would willingly put themselves in harms way like that?  Now rumor has it that they have imported 2-3 bus loads of NBPP people.  Counter protesters think they may draw as many as 1,000 people from across Texas. 

 

I am not in River Oaks, but I am about 5 minutes away and I do not want the spill over by me.  We are not gated, and do not have private security.  Trying not to be alarmist, but it is pretty alarming

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 08:28 PM (zOTsN)

603 Here's someone that could have used a nice, friendly face spider.

http://tinyurl.com/lpwb3nt

Posted by: Anachronda at July 19, 2013 08:29 PM (U82Km)

604

It's telling that leftists flock to big cities. Studies show that rats when packed in together go nuts.

I guess if you are already nuts, a big city is appealing.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 19, 2013 08:29 PM (NXqxX)

605 Michael Bolton CD.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 20, 2013 12:28 AM (qsaBy)

 

Ach.  That's torture!

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 08:29 PM (Mv/2X)

606 Oh man. They could've been staying at the beach villas on Dam Neck. That's what I did when I was house hunting. Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 12:27 AM (BuYeH) BIL is super cheap.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 08:30 PM (GEICT)

607

The bad thing is, Holder will give immunity to anything the NBPP does.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 08:31 PM (SkhKv)

608 577 BTW, Pacific Rim was excellent if you like sci-fi.

It was a lot of fun, but I couldn't convince Mrs. Chronda to see it in 3D. :-(

Posted by: Anachronda at July 19, 2013 08:31 PM (U82Km)

609 Where's Kratos when I need him. Need to ask him what the best Shannon Tweed movie was. Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 12:28 AM (y67bA) Any of them.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 08:31 PM (GEICT)

610 they already stopped traffic on a highway in Houston Monday and slapped a grandma who was trying to get her grand daughter to the hospital.  No arrests, nothing.  Even though they have it on video tape

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 08:32 PM (zOTsN)

611 Well good night all.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 19, 2013 08:33 PM (qsaBy)

612

Anachronda, while the acting wasn't award winning, I liked the movie and will own it on DVD.

Much better than expected.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 19, 2013 08:33 PM (NXqxX)

613 Goodnight Anna. I'm out too. Goodnight all!

Posted by: EC at July 19, 2013 08:34 PM (EdT+4)

614 I guess a state rep in Ill is blaming the cops for some of the Chicago shootings. She continued saying, "ThereÂ’s some suspicion -- and I don't want to spread this, but I'm just going to tell you what I've been hearing -- they suspect maybe the police are killing some of these kids." --- Some people have come up to me and whispered to me that they think Illinois State Representative Monique Davis is doing some of the shootings. Harry Reid too. But he takes them back to his house and diddles them first. Now thats just what I'm hearing. I'm not a detective.

Posted by: UWP at July 19, 2013 08:35 PM (r98SZ)

615 Good night Anna nd EC.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 08:35 PM (cqZXM)

616 And another one's gone, and another one's gone, other one bites the dust

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 08:35 PM (GEICT)

617 604 Here's someone that could have used a nice, friendly face spider. http://tinyurl.com/lpwb3nt Posted by: Anachronda at July 20, 2013 12:29 AM (U82Km) Oh, good god. That was the plot of a Night Gallery episode back in the 70s.

Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2013 08:37 PM (sdi6R)

618 Well, I'll be here all night.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 08:38 PM (BuYeH)

619 5.5 hours to go.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 08:38 PM (Mv/2X)

620 Trying to stay awake.  Nice cool breeze for a change and busy day tommorow ending with the demo derby at the County Fair with all the youngins.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 08:40 PM (SkhKv)

621 Nancy Grace? Of you put 10lbs of peanut butter in that scamper, my answer would still be no.

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at July 19, 2013 08:41 PM (BXLPR)

622 Hate self.  Hate everything else.  Might have a blog post, but since I am not AllenG that might not male a difference in anything.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 19, 2013 08:42 PM (xjpRj)

623

It's nothing. It's not a tumor. I have extra breast
tissue due to hormonal changes and it's nothing. I have never cried so
hard of relief in my life.



As an aside, wtf I don't need any more breast tissue.

Posted by: Gingy

 

****

 

Great news Gingy.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 08:43 PM (kaRch)

624

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at July 20, 2013 12:41 AM (BXLPR)

 

 

FFS.  roflmao.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 08:43 PM (SkhKv)

625 620 5.5 hours to go.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 12:38 AM (Mv/2X)

****

 

Watch til 6AM?

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 08:44 PM (kaRch)

626

hey. So I'm cleaning up the kitchen before  bed, watching Redeye, the one where Dana Perino {love} is filling in for GG. And she's standing! I've heard before that she is tiny, but holy shit! She  can't be over 5 feet. Anyhoo, that's neither here nor there. But I,  being a Scandahoovian, with child-bearing hips, have always envied the tiny people.  But then I think, hmmm. My childbirths were 2.25 and 4 hours, respectively. From beginning to end. How the fuck do these women bear children, before C-sections? My point is, why are there so many of them? They should have died off and let the ones like me survive. Hurrumph.

 

I'm not a pig, for you naysayers. I just have a pelvis that allows easy childbirth. But that is not ever gonna be  swimsuit material, either.

Posted by: kalneva at July 19, 2013 08:45 PM (XyrkB)

627

Oh, Gingy, been thru that.  Very scary and quite a relief. 

 

*Here's another tissue and a Cold one.*

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 08:46 PM (SkhKv)

628 Any of them. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 12:31 AM (GEICT) Based on head to head comparisons, some movies are better than others. For example, Shannon doesn't show much flesh in Power Play, but the co-star who does isn't half bad. Maybe for a sampling of Shannon's acting chops, maybe Scorned or Body Chemistry 4? * * Based off of second hand knowledge, of course. Art isn't simply sculptures and paintings, lol.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 19, 2013 08:47 PM (KiyII)

629 So, Mr. Blogger Man. There's going to be a Trayvon rally here in Jax tomorrow. One of your fellow cobs has asked me to get down there if I can. My wife is pretty set against it. Any thought? Ideas?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 08:47 PM (GEICT)

630 To quote Ricky from Trailer Park Boys, "I am drunk as fuck".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 19, 2013 08:47 PM (BXLPR)

631 I have smelled white people's farts, and I apologize for all of them

Posted by: Chris Matthews at July 19, 2013 08:48 PM (4CmWU)

632 Posted by: thunderb at July 20, 2013 12:28 AM (zOTsN) Geeze. Be safe. Hope those 1k show up.

Posted by: RWC at July 19, 2013 08:48 PM (8FeS+)

633 White women usually have smaller butts than black women, and I apologize for that.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at July 19, 2013 08:48 PM (4CmWU)

634 Only white people went to the moon and littered it with American flags, and I apologize

Posted by: Chris Matthews at July 19, 2013 08:50 PM (4CmWU)

635 Oh, that reminds me. Had a similar sitch, Gingy, with a colposcopy! Apparently the fucking HPV is rampant, even when you've been circumspect.  The results were clear and I was sooooo happy! And that's not even like what you were going through! The biggest blessing is good health. Erm, Obamacare won't help that in the tiniest bit. Fuck those fuckers who wanted it.

Posted by: kalneva at July 19, 2013 08:51 PM (XyrkB)

636 My second son was so quick that I ended up playing catcher. I did boil water too---for coffee. The quick ones are the easy ones.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 19, 2013 08:51 PM (X0Ra4)

637

kalneva, I don't think size has much to do with birth on the whole.  It took 26 hours for the first one and 34 with the second with back labor and I'm no where near DP's size.  And, as far as I know, she has no kids, only dogs.

 

Think I weighed 170 when I had the first one back in the day.  Can't remember on the second.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 08:51 PM (SkhKv)

638 Based on head to head comparisons, some movies are better than others. For example, Shannon doesn't show much flesh in Power Play, but the co-star who does isn't half bad. Maybe for a sampling of Shannon's acting chops, maybe Scorned or Body Chemistry 4? * * Based off of second hand knowledge, of course. Art isn't simply sculptures and paintings, lol. Posted by: Thrawn at July 20, 2013 12:47 AM (KiyII) I'm thinking you and I should be allowed to post. Do something like the Gang of Gaming Morons.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 08:52 PM (GEICT)

639 So, Mr. Blogger Man. There's going to be a Trayvon rally here in Jax tomorrow. One of your fellow cobs has asked me to get down there if I can. My wife is pretty set against it. Any thought? Ideas? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 12:47 AM (GEICT) A half dozen pressure cookers? You always wanted to be on the cover of the Rolling stone, didn't you?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 08:53 PM (XIxXP)

640

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 20, 2013 12:44 AM (kaRch)

 

Yup.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 08:55 PM (y67bA)

641

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 12:53 AM (XIxXP)

 

Beer on the monitor, damnit.  brb.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 08:55 PM (SkhKv)

642 Lol OSP. Infiltration, pic taking and filming is the idea. Wife is...Not....a Fan.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 08:55 PM (GEICT)

643 Everyone did the butt lift workout, right? (With or without bikinis)

Posted by: mindful webworker, calculated accident at July 19, 2013 08:56 PM (U13jb)

644

Posted by: Thrawn at July 20, 2013 12:47 AM (KiyII)

 

That sounds like something Kratos would say.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 08:57 PM (JSetw)

645 Where are all the enlightened white people like me?  How come they are not blowing Obama like me...I apologize for my white honky brethren, actually not brethren, since I have obviously evolved to what white people should be.  Utterly patronizing and subservient to anyone not white.  Don't they see what a racist I am not?  Don't they?

Posted by: Chris Matthews at July 19, 2013 08:57 PM (4CmWU)

646

>>> Wife is...Not....a Fan.

 

 

If anything happens to you there's a horde of morons in the wings to help her get over it.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2013 08:57 PM (s28NQ)

647 BC, COB ask you to get down there for support or for some media action? Either/Or are worthy causes.

Posted by: RWC at July 19, 2013 08:58 PM (8FeS+)

648

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 12:47 AM (GEICT)

 

I wouldn't go unless you really, really wanted to.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 08:58 PM (cqZXM)

649 Everyone did the butt lift workout, right? (With or without bikinis) Posted by: mindful webworker, calculated accident at July 20, 2013 12:56 AM (U13jb) No, although my right hand and arm got a good workout.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 08:58 PM (XIxXP)

650 I tried to sell Detroit, but no one wanted it.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at July 19, 2013 08:58 PM (NXqxX)

651 Walk away for a smoke and your questions are answeeed.

Posted by: RWC at July 19, 2013 08:59 PM (8FeS+)

652 Hmmmm.

Posted by: TB3K at July 19, 2013 08:59 PM (cqZXM)

653

Infidel, ha, that's so funny that all this time  I thought you were male. Most people thought I was, too, before. I guess I don't pay close enough attention! I wish  I could. I took it as a compliment, because women are so emotional and non-sensical. Not on this thread. You know what I mean. Every woman on this site is right up my alley.

 

I think, maybe, my advantage, besides my pelvis, and youth,  was a very, very physical job that kept all my muscles in good shape. I mean, seriously physical, the type of job that no kid would take nowadays. Or adult. Unless they're "ahem". Won't go there.

Posted by: kalneva at July 19, 2013 08:59 PM (XyrkB)

654 my right hand and arm got a good workout. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Well, you have to start small...

Posted by: mindful webworker, calculated accident at July 19, 2013 08:59 PM (U13jb)

655 If anything happens to you there's a horde of morons in the wings to help her get over it. Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2013 12:57 AM (s28NQ) Your nobility. I sees it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 09:00 PM (GEICT)

656 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 12:47 AM (GEICT) You could go, there are plenty of dumbass whiteys showing up. Make a big sign written in ebonics like Jenteel would say then hope you get a live interview by a news babe. Then you can let it fly.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 09:00 PM (XIxXP)

657 *I'm thinking you and I should be allowed to post. Do something like the Gang of Gaming Morons. Heh, thanks, but that'll happen when Hell freezes over. Besides, based on some of the things I've seen here, my small cache of perversions are limited and boring by comparison.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 19, 2013 09:01 PM (KiyII)

658 Been awhile since I've been around for the number.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 09:01 PM (BuYeH)

659

BC it would be great to capture audio on what they say

 

but you have kids.  Would you be going with anyone or by yourself? like, say, 200 biker friends?

Posted by: thunderb at July 19, 2013 09:02 PM (zOTsN)

660 Kalneva, gotcha.  When I had the first one I worked in a lumber mill.  Great for the bod.  Course that was before all the PC shit.  Although, the guys wouldn't let me climb up on the rollers to untangle the wood when I was 7/8 months along.  lol.  I tried tho.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 09:02 PM (SkhKv)

661 639 I'm thinking you and I should be allowed to post. Do something like the Gang of Gaming Morons.

A weekly boobs and bacon post? I don't think the internet could survive it.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 19, 2013 09:02 PM (U82Km)

662

CMD M-

That sucks. Thanks for your service though. 

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 09:03 PM (kaRch)

663 Almost?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2013 09:03 PM (T1005)

664

>>> Your nobility. I sees it.

 

 

 

 

I aims to please.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2013 09:03 PM (s28NQ)

665 I think, maybe, my advantage, besides my pelvis, and youth, was a very, very physical job that kept all my muscles in good shape. I mean, seriously physical, the type of job that no kid would take nowadays. Or adult. Unless they're "ahem". Won't go there. Posted by: kalneva at July 20, 2013 12:59 AM (XyrkB) you can say it, it's ok say it, Unless they're..............

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 09:03 PM (XIxXP)

666 200 biker friends just might be enough

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 09:03 PM (JSetw)

667 Now?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2013 09:03 PM (T1005)

668 I'd like to apologize for Chris Matthews. Bwah ha haah. Just kidding. One of my finest creations.. WHO STOLE MY NUMBER?

Posted by: Ol' Red with the horns and hooves and tail at July 19, 2013 09:03 PM (U13jb)

669 fap

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 19, 2013 09:03 PM (BXLPR)

670 COB ask you to get down there for support or for some media action? Either/Or are worthy causes. Posted by: RWC at July 20, 2013 12:58 AM (8FeS+) 649 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 12:47 AM (GEICT) I wouldn't go unless you really, really wanted to. Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 12:58 AM (cqZXM) I mentioned to the cob that the rally was happening and hey..... He said "You should go and take pics. Get in there." I'm all about going. The wife? Not so much. There is so some thought that Trayvons parents will be there.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 09:04 PM (GEICT)

671 644 Everyone did the butt lift workout, right? (With or without bikinis)

Posted by: mindful webworker, calculated accident at July 20, 2013 12:56 AM (U13jb)

 

***

 

Watched while I was drinking beer.  Wow that was a hell of a work out.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 09:05 PM (kaRch)

672 It's all going blurry and dark. Oh, wait, that's me. Gnite.

Posted by: mindful webworker, accidentally calculated at July 19, 2013 09:05 PM (U13jb)

673 Where's rum?

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 09:05 PM (Mv/2X)

674 655 my right hand and arm got a good workout. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Well, you have to start small... Posted by: mindful webworker, calculated accident at July 20, 2013 12:59 AM (U13jb) Ouch.

Posted by: RWC at July 19, 2013 09:06 PM (8FeS+)

675 There is so some thought that Trayvons parents will be there. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 01:04 AM (GEICT) Wow, the parents of saint skittles, maybe you can get an autograph.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 09:06 PM (XIxXP)

676 You know I was talking with that dyke on MSNBC....you know the one I'm talking about...and we were kicking around the idea of maybe kidnapping a few black folks and keeping them for slaves...just for a day or two, then setting them free, just so we can see and film the look of adoration and gratitude on their faces....that would be something.  Course we would have to be careful, don't want to kidnap some "wild," Negroes like the Crips or Bloods, maybe some housemaids in Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at July 19, 2013 09:06 PM (4CmWU)

677 Besides, based on some of the things I've seen here, my small cache of perversions are limited and boring by comparison.

Prude.

Posted by: Undead tentacle pron from outer space at July 19, 2013 09:06 PM (hO9ad)

678

BC-

 

get a hoodie and stay on the edges to get the pictures.  what part of town is it?

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 09:07 PM (kaRch)

679 Ouch. Posted by: RWC at July 20, 2013 01:06 AM (8FeS+) He's right, it's an inch and 3/4......Across the head.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 09:07 PM (XIxXP)

680

Got some BVI rum right here.

 

*slides over glass*

 

Tasty stuff.  400+ y/o still.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 09:08 PM (SkhKv)

681 Infidel, that's awesome! That they were chivalrous like that! See, if womerns just worked, like they used to, there wouldn't be all these problems! I keed. But not really. Women should work a lot harder than they do. So should some men.  Everyone. And don't even get me started on PC bullshit. "I want to do everything you do, but if you make a joke, your ass is gonna be hauled in front of a court." Fuck you feminazis who have made everything worse.

Posted by: kalneva at July 19, 2013 09:08 PM (XyrkB)

682 657 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 12:47 AM (GEICT)


You could go, there are plenty of dumbass whiteys showing up. Make a big sign written in ebonics like Jenteel would say then hope you get a live interview by a news babe. Then you can let it fly.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 01:00 AM (XIxXP)



I'm thinking that a "Purple Lean is not an excuse for murder!" would be just about right [http://tinyurl.com/7f2a4gw].

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2013 09:08 PM (T1005)

683 Posted by: Infidel at July 20, 2013 01:08 AM (SkhKv) Had to cut back the drinkin and increase the Physical fitness. I feel better physically, but not mentally.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 09:09 PM (XIxXP)

684

I saw the Hobo bait tonight.....far too rich.

Need something in a 6 plus month Meth-Addict with skin popping sores all over the legs to better entice.

 

After all....HOBOS......Right?

Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 19, 2013 09:11 PM (xh69q)

685 678 Besides, based on some of the things I've seen here, my small cache of perversions are limited and boring by comparison.

Prude.

Posted by: Undead tentacle pron from outer space at July 20, 2013 01:06 AM (hO9ad)



Weirdo.

Posted by: Dead but dreaming tentacle pr0n from other dimensions at July 19, 2013 09:11 PM (T1005)

686 Taste the rainbow.  It's to die for.

Posted by: Sign Ideas For BC at July 19, 2013 09:12 PM (cqZXM)

687

Posted by: Dead but dreaming tentacle pr0n from other dimensions at July 20, 2013 01:11 AM (T1005)

Newsletter?

Posted by: Buckaroo Banzai at July 19, 2013 09:13 PM (cqZXM)

688 Other sign idea:


"Amerikkka needs to clean up the creepy ass-crackas!"

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2013 09:14 PM (T1005)

689

Oh, kalneva.  I could tell some stories.  After the mill, worked construction for 12 years.  Framing (fuckin hard work) roofing, elastomaric (sp) decks in SoCal, building Morman churches, worked on the re-do of the city pool here, heavy equip on the mill tailing project.  Then got smart and went to school and started working for attys.  I hate those fuckers.  Now just looking forward to retirement.

 

Sheesh, forgot about half that crap.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 09:14 PM (SkhKv)

690 Besides, based on some of the things I've seen here, my small cache of perversions are limited and boring by comparison. I know, your sexual partners must be alive, it's cool, we understand.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 09:15 PM (XIxXP)

691 I saw the Hobo bait tonight.....far too rich. Need something in a 6 plus month Meth-Addict with skin popping soresall over the legs to better entice. After all....HOBOS......Right? Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 20, 2013 01:11 AM (xh69q) She'll be at my bros pool tomorrow. Scaring the children and cutting my smoke time in half.

Posted by: RWC at July 19, 2013 09:15 PM (8FeS+)

692 657  Write a clever sign in cursive and they won't be able to read what it says

Posted by: DAve at July 19, 2013 09:15 PM (albkL)

693

Maybe some large mounds of scabies blending up the hairline.....

Top.....AND bottom.......now yer talking Hobo siren call there!!

 

"Jus sayin......."

Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 19, 2013 09:16 PM (xh69q)

694 Taste the rainbow. It's to die for. Posted by: Sign Ideas For BC at July 20, 2013 01:12 AM (cqZXM) How about, Kill Whitey? Everyone likes irony.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 09:16 PM (XIxXP)

695 Fuck you feminazis who have made everything worse.

Posted by: kalneva at July 20, 2013 01:08 AM (XyrkB)



The feminazis have only been able to wreck destruction as they have been allowed to by men.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 19, 2013 09:16 PM (vfB2N)

696 688 Posted by: Dead but dreaming tentacle pr0n from other dimensions at July 20, 2013 01:11 AM (T1005)
Newsletter?

Posted by: Buckaroo Banzai at July 20, 2013 01:13 AM (cqZXM)



Right here --> http://tinyurl.com/mn4rhvk

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2013 09:17 PM (T1005)

697

Cracker barrel has to go.

Posted by: Sign Ideas For BC at July 19, 2013 09:17 PM (JSetw)

698 Cracker barrel has to go. Posted by: Sign Ideas For BC at July 20, 2013 01:17 AM (JSetw) LOL

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 09:17 PM (XIxXP)

699 644 Everyone did the butt lift workout, right? (With or without bikinis)

Posted by: mindful webworker, calculated accident at July 20, 2013 12:56 AM (U13jb)


Personally, the only "butt lift workout" that I do involves the toilet. Check that. As a man over 40, my yearly visit to the proctologist involves what some might call a "butt lift workout", too. But I'd rather not talk about THAT annual emasculating experience.

Posted by: Slappy at July 19, 2013 09:19 PM (LTbLf)

700 645 Posted by: Thrawn at July 20, 2013 12:47 AM (KiyII)

That sounds like something Kratos would say.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 12:57 AM (JSetw)

 

That's because it is.

 

You just figuring that out now?

Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2013 09:19 PM (LI48c)

701 "Amerikkka needs to clean up the creepy ass-crackas!" Posted by: cthulhu at July 20, 2013 01:14 AM (T1005) KKK and you have rhe media focusing and spinning. Keep it simple and truthful. Self Defense not SYG.

Posted by: RWC at July 19, 2013 09:19 PM (8FeS+)

702 Besides, based on some of the things I've seen here, my small cache of perversions are limited and boring by comparison.

Prude.


Posted by: Undead tentacle pron from outer space at July 20, 2013 01:06 AM (hO9ad)


Weirdo.
Posted by: Dead but dreaming tentacle pr0n from other dimensions at July 20, 2013 01:11 AM (T1005)

*yawns*

Posted by: Anne Hathaway at July 19, 2013 09:20 PM (hO9ad)

703 It looks like DDR put some thought and effort into this ONT; personal foul, half the distance to the goal. First down.
 
I missed a few threads tonite, and no, I didn't read the comments. But I can guess a bit about how they went.
 
A. Nancy Piglosi drops her panties over TFG's speech -- many requests for brain bleach were made.
 
B. TFG's speech is called 'Lincolnesque' -- by retards, sure. That's why I'm sure Chris Matthews weighed in.
 
C. Purp mentions a dead pool on Eric Holder; several morons went 'all in' on 'please'.
 
How'd I do?
 
.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 19, 2013 09:20 PM (cHZB7)

704 Stand your ground, stay in your yard.

Posted by: Sign Ideas For BC at July 19, 2013 09:21 PM (Mv/2X)

705

I may need to hit the hay.  Letting too much out. 

 

Thanks for making me laugh 24/7!

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 09:22 PM (SkhKv)

706 Posted by: Anne Hathaway at July 20, 2013 01:20 AM (hO9ad) I want to have your babies.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 09:22 PM (XIxXP)

707 get a hoodie and stay on the edges to get the pictures. what part of town is it? Posted by: rich@gmu at July 20, 2013 01:07 AM (kaRch) Steps of Courthouse.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 09:23 PM (GEICT)

708 Inu to Hasami wa Tsukaiyou has gone from canine bondage to women who like being cut...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 19, 2013 09:24 PM (Vk2pI)

709

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 20, 2013 01:20 AM (cHZB7)

 

Not horrible, you missed the Vedette fiasco.  She's in the barrel for the weekend.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 09:24 PM (SkhKv)

710 So, a friend of mine gave me this old HP Mini with Win XP, a 1.6 GHz processor, 1 GB RAM and a 15 Gb hard drive. I've stripped it down to the barest essential software, but apparently all the OS updates along with the ones for the .NET framework take up nearly all the drive space. I've scoured the directories looking for junk files that Glary Utilities and CCleaner might not be picking up, but there's just nothing there of any consequence. As of now, it can't even fully install all the automatic updates without a low drive space warning popping up, prompting me to delete the temporary files before installation can be completed.

So, as best I can tell, it's essentially a paperweight unless I put smaller OS on it. I'm thinking of putting a Linux distro on it, but wonder how much of a pain in the ass that's going to be, since there's no CD/DVD drive (it does have an SD slot and a few USB ports, though). And, frankly, I don't have a clue when it comes to kernel hacking/recompiling and all that wacky stuff Linux users seem to know.

Yeah, it's ancient and obsolete as hell. But, the thing actually runs pretty well, is in good shape, and could conceivably come in handy with the right setup.

Anybody got any suggestions as to how I might be able to extend its life and get some use out of it?

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 19, 2013 09:24 PM (m0h0I)

711 Justice for Trayvon, not a .45 slug!



[Zimmerman's gun is a 9mm]

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2013 09:25 PM (T1005)

712 The wife is freaked. And I can't say I blame her.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 09:25 PM (GEICT)

713 KKK and you have rhe media focusing and spinning. Keep it simple and truthful. Self Defense not SYG. Posted by: RWC at July 20, 2013 01:19 AM (8FeS+) Speaking of which, the Japanese school girls/KKK show has been a bit underwhelming so far...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 19, 2013 09:25 PM (Vk2pI)

714 Hoarders is the greatest tv show in history.  Every time I watch it I gain boundless enthusiasm for cleaning my house

Posted by: DAve at July 19, 2013 09:25 PM (albkL)

715

If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

 

Never mind, they'll never read that.

Posted by: Sign Ideas For BC at July 19, 2013 09:26 PM (cqZXM)

716 Got kevlar?

Posted by: Sign Ideas For BC at July 19, 2013 09:27 PM (BuYeH)

717 DamnDirtyRINO, not tips for the puter, but awesome ONT!  I watched them all.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 09:28 PM (SkhKv)

718 Everyone passed out early tonight. My work here is done/

Posted by: C2H6O at July 19, 2013 09:29 PM (PCbNy)

719 "You don't use guns at MMA!"

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2013 09:29 PM (T1005)

720 Oh, okay, Pixie, I cannot compete with MWR, Washingtgon Nearsoider, Alexthechick, etc, etc, etc.

I hope I vomit until I die

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 19, 2013 09:29 PM (xjpRj)

721 Assault ≠ Walking Home

Posted by: RWC at July 19, 2013 09:30 PM (8FeS+)

722 Alright, I'm out. If I talk my way into going, I'll let the horde know.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 19, 2013 09:30 PM (GEICT)

723 Austin protestors brought a big bottle of pee and 18 jars of shit You could do that

Posted by: Thunderb at July 19, 2013 09:30 PM (zOTsN)

724 Man, the morons are all tuckered out.

Posted by: Bikini Butt Lift Workout at July 19, 2013 09:31 PM (cqZXM)

725

BC-

have they finished the construction through those parts?  been a while since I've driven through there.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 09:31 PM (kaRch)

726

Good Luck, BC, either way.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 09:31 PM (SkhKv)

727 725 Man, the morons are all tuckered out.

Posted by: Bikini Butt Lift Workout at July 20, 2013 01:31 AM (cqZXM)

***

 

nope still going. looking for your other work out vids. 

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 09:32 PM (kaRch)

728 Anybody got any suggestions as to how I might be able to extend its life and get some use out of it?

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 20, 2013 01:24 AM (m0h0I)



IIRC, you can load a LINUX distro off a USB thumb drive and reboot to that distro....so there's that. A greater question revolves around what you might do with such a beast.You might investigate its annual power requirements and see whether it might power a home automation system or something.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2013 09:32 PM (T1005)

729 718 @ Infidel -- Glad you enjoyed it! I haven't been doing much writing lately, so I'm pretty rusty and struggled to get it done. It turned out better than I thought it would when I first finished it, though. Glad it wasn't as bad as I feared it was, at least.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 19, 2013 09:33 PM (m0h0I)

730 Austin protestors brought a big bottle of pee and 18 jars of shit You could do that Posted by: Thunderb at July 20, 2013 01:30 AM (zOTsN) Is the trayvon bobblehead out yet? I'm sure the parents will market it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 09:34 PM (XIxXP)

731 20 to the water would still suck

Posted by: Jean at July 19, 2013 09:34 PM (CMlD4)

732 139 BTW, the season 4 trailer for The Walking Dead is out and it looks real good. Made me think of Detroit.

Posted by: Rick Grimes at July 19, 2013 10:25 PM (Mv/2X)


Based on the trailer, the season does look good. Here it is for anyone who is a fan of the show:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSi2fJALDyQ

Posted by: Slappy at July 19, 2013 09:35 PM (LTbLf)

733

Gah! Who can stand to listen to the annointed one? Not me.  Every time it comes on, *MUTE*.  Just reading it causes severe nausea. Wish my panties got wet as often as Chris Matthews'.

 That whole charade, today, set our country back 200 years. FUCK YOU! We're not the ones who are about race. We're not the ones who are about race. We could give a fuck what you look like! We are about Character and Comportment and Manners and Values and  Some Modicum of Humanity that gives a shit about regular  norms of society.

 

Allen West  meets me in an elevator, I'm asking for a picture and an autograph, not "clutching my purse", "holding my breath."

 Once again, Fuck you! Race-baiting mf'ers.

Posted by: kalneva at July 19, 2013 09:36 PM (XyrkB)

734 That story on drudge about the lemonade stand attack as a possible hate crime sounds like Code Pink.  The perp was "wearing a full-body leotard decorated with a design of the internal human anatomy".

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 09:37 PM (y67bA)

735

DDR - Didn't look rusty at all.  A nice mix.

 

CDR M - The east coast should be here in a couple hours.  I'll hang.  Might as well make a dent in the beer and see who shows up.  I'll try to not make a fool of myself.

 

 

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 09:38 PM (SkhKv)

736 Who brings a gun to a fist fight?

Pussy.

Posted by: Methos probably shouldn't be making signs at July 19, 2013 09:38 PM (hO9ad)

737

Posted by: Slappy at July 20, 2013 01:35 AM (LTbLf)

 

I gotta stop watching it.  I think I know which character dies in the first few episodes.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 09:38 PM (y67bA)

738

Posted by: Infidel at July 20, 2013 01:38 AM (SkhKv)

 

Have a beer for me!

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 09:39 PM (Mv/2X)

739 729 @ cthulu -- One thing I considered was using its Bluetooth capabilities (forgot to mention that) and getting one of those audio transmitter adapters to use for a nice little portable sound system for parties, etc. I don't know how well Linux gets along with Bluetooth, though.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 19, 2013 09:39 PM (m0h0I)

740

Gah! Who can stand to listen to the annointed one? Not me. Every time it comes on, *MUTE*. Just reading it causes severe nausea. Wish my panties got wet as often as Chris Matthews'.
That whole charade, today, set our country back 200 years. FUCK YOU! We're not the ones who are about race. We're not the ones who are about race. We could give a fuck what you look like! We are about Character and Comportment and Manners and Values and Some Modicum of Humanity that gives a shit about regular norms of society.

Allen West meets me in an elevator, I'm asking for a picture and an autograph, not "clutching my purse", "holding my breath."
Once again, Fuck you! Race-baiting mf'ers.

 

 

 

THIS x 1000

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 09:40 PM (SkhKv)

741 737 Who brings a gun to a fist fight? Pussy. Posted by: Methos probably shouldn't be making signs at July 20, 2013 01:38 AM (hO9ad) Otherwise known as 'The Victor.'

Posted by: RWC at July 19, 2013 09:40 PM (8FeS+)

742

DDR, you did a great job.  I might be out of a job now!

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 09:40 PM (cqZXM)

743 RIno,  does the bios support booting from a USB drive?  If not you might be screwed.

Posted by: Jean at July 19, 2013 09:40 PM (CMlD4)

744 BC:

Sign:  1st Rule of Gunfighting - Have a gun!

Posted by: Jean at July 19, 2013 09:41 PM (CMlD4)

745 My pleasure CDR M.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 09:43 PM (SkhKv)

746

DDR nice thread. 

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 09:43 PM (kaRch)

747 Based on the trailer, the season does look good. Here it is for anyone who is a fan of the show:

Yeah, I guess it's been long enough to forget how disappointed I was at last season's finale.

Posted by: Methos at July 19, 2013 09:46 PM (hO9ad)

748 Not horrible,you missed the Vedette fiasco. She's in the barrel for the weekend.

Posted by: Infidel at July 20, 2013 01:24 AM (SkhKv)

 

Missed it. Her comment got deleted.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 09:46 PM (kaRch)

749 Hey Co-blogs.  Haven't seen Laura's hump arond lately, she ok?

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 09:47 PM (SkhKv)

750 CDR-M -- Thanks, though I have a feeling your slot's pretty secure. I'm happy to help out whenever needed, though -- even if I'm not the most reliable guest-poster.

Jean -- I think it does allow that. I was looking around to see if there was a way to do a clean XP install from a USB drive, and there are ways to do that by loading certain software on to the thumb drive. I just don't if there's anything similar for a Linux install. But I do know it is possible to boot from USB or an external HD.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 19, 2013 09:49 PM (m0h0I)

751 738

I gotta stop watching it. I think I know which character dies in the first few episodes.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 01:38 AM (y67bA)


I couldn't definitively tell any possible deaths from the trailer. I just watched it a second time and I think they probably revealed too much about at least one bad event that happens at the prison in which some people die but it didn't look like any main characters did, just possibly some of the Woodbury castoffs. Then again, the show's whole premise is about death so we have to expect various characters to be killed off every season (except probably Rick and Daryl).

Posted by: Slappy at July 19, 2013 09:49 PM (LTbLf)

752 Oh hell yeah, Iron maiden's flight of Icarus. Thats some good shit right there.

Posted by: Berserker at July 19, 2013 09:49 PM (FMbng)

753 And there is the fool coming out.  Cob-logs.  Geez.  I blame the beer.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 09:49 PM (SkhKv)

754 Missed it. Her comment got deleted.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 20, 2013 01:46 AM (kaRch)

 

Basically she cut and pasted the entire ONT up to that point into a post.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 09:50 PM (y67bA)

755 'night, horde! Loves.

Posted by: kalneva at July 19, 2013 09:50 PM (XyrkB)

756 That was nice Beserker.  I may go back and play it again.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 09:51 PM (SkhKv)

757

DDR, couldn't you just go and pick up a new Hard drive that has more space and install it into the crappy HP mini*?

 

*I hate HP's and think they are absolute shit.  They're just rebranded Compaqs and I never had one of those actually work properly.  My friend did have an HP mini tower and it didn't even last a year before it went to shit.  The power source failed and when he took it to someone to see if it could be fixed he basically told him it wasn't worth it and the power sources on them were notorious for failing

Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2013 09:51 PM (LI48c)

758 Otherwise known as 'The Victor.'

Posted by: RWC at July 20, 2013 01:40 AM (8FeS+)


Well yes. I was just trying to think of how ironically to approach the basic premise of the J4T crowd, that street punks have a right to put a beating on "white" folk without concern of consequence.

Posted by: Methos at July 19, 2013 09:51 PM (hO9ad)

759

Posted by: Slappy at July 20, 2013 01:49 AM (LTbLf)

 

Not a main character per se, but one that showed up in the second half of last season.  I base this on the reaction of Tyrese about halfway thru the trailer and I can think of only one character that would get that kind of reaction from him.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 09:52 PM (cqZXM)

760 'Nite Kalneva.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 09:52 PM (SkhKv)

761 748

Yeah, I guess it's been long enough to forget how disappointed I was at last season's finale.

Posted by: Methos at July 20, 2013 01:46 AM (hO9ad)


I agree with you. It just ended when I think everyone expected some huge battle between the prison and Woodbury, with the Governor being killed during the battle. Instead, it just ended. Then again, the second-to-last episode was very good. I think the season finale should have incorporated parts of the last two episodes of the season instead of splitting them into two different episodes. It would've been much better, even with the same ending.

Posted by: Slappy at July 19, 2013 09:53 PM (LTbLf)

762 747  @ rich -- Many thanks. The HQ is a pretty cool place to write. The Horde has way of keeping you honest.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 19, 2013 09:54 PM (m0h0I)

763

Posted by: Infidel at July 20, 2013 01:47 AM (SkhKv)

 

Dunno.  I haven't heard from her via the AoSHQ Journolist in awhile.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 09:54 PM (cqZXM)

764 Three rallies in TN tomorrow: Nashville, Memphis and Chattanooga. None in Knoxville. After the Christian/Newsom slaughters, I guess even Sharpton figured he had better steer clear.

Posted by: Jmel at July 19, 2013 09:55 PM (cfFqn)

765 Nite Infidel. I'm happy to have talked to you tonight!

Posted by: kalneva at July 19, 2013 09:56 PM (XyrkB)

766 760

Not a main character per se, but one that showed up in the second half of last season. I base this on the reaction of Tyrese about halfway thru the trailer and I can think of only one character that would get that kind of reaction from him.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 01:52 AM (cqZXM)


Ahhh, I think you may be right. Or maybe Tyrese came across Hershel sunbathing in the nude.

Posted by: Slappy at July 19, 2013 09:57 PM (LTbLf)

767 Is it wrong for me to hope this blows up in obamis face? Sorry if any of you are in the riot zones... Stay home...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at July 19, 2013 09:58 PM (9+ccr)

768 I couldn't definitively tell any possible deaths from the trailer.

Big, gentle black dude looks to be well surrounded and unmotivated to fight, which suggests he's a goner. Between his attitude and a reaction shot of him, I would bet highly that his girlfriend/wife is the One We Know who dies among the 12 in the prison.

Also, if you blinked, you missed it, but it looked like Shane jr. was gettin it on with blond farmer's daughter, which guarantees one of them (almost certainly her) is toast.

Posted by: Methos at July 19, 2013 09:58 PM (hO9ad)

769 758 @ buzzion -- I reckon I could do that, but I'd have to install a new OS. And I'm kind of skeptical that I'd even be able to get a compatible drive for it any longer.

You're probably right about it not being worth the hassle in the long run. HP/Compaq are notoriously proprietary about a lot of their hardware. I've probably already wasted more time on it than its worth. But, well -- I'm one of those people who do that sort of thing.

Hell, I became a Pentax shooter in a world dominated by Nikon and Canon, just so I can still use 40-year-old lenses.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 19, 2013 10:01 PM (m0h0I)

770 Big, gentle black dude looks to be well surrounded and unmotivated to fight, which suggests he's a goner. Between his attitude and a reaction shot of him, I would bet highly that his girlfriend/wife is the One We Know who dies among the 12 in the prison.

Also, if you blinked, you missed it, but it looked like Shane jr. was gettin it on with blond farmer's daughter, which guarantees one of them (almost certainly her) is toast.

Posted by: Methos at July 20, 2013 01:58 AM (hO9ad)

 

Tyreese will be alive for a while. Just as long as there is no other new black males showing up in the group.  There is one very important rule in The Walking Dead: Only one black dude allowed in The Group at a time.

Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2013 10:01 PM (LI48c)

771

Counting down the next 3 years......

 

I do not know how to count this......there is no numbers....WAIT!!! THERE IS!!!!

On a scale from 1 to 10.....with 10 being the worst pain you have ever felt.....rate your present pain.......now.

 

I will be back every year about this time to ask you this question, unless you have lost your health plan that the SCFOAMF promised you could keep (BWAHHHAHHAA)....opps" sorry......I mean, you will be injected////questioned again next year by our NEW....IRSISCAUDSIS HEALTH CO-OP which will have ALL of your medical/Political information......

RIGHT AT OUR FINGERTIPS.....to better decide your health-care directive........

"Please press #1 to have our staff decide your future Health Care Directive now.............. 

Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 19, 2013 10:01 PM (xh69q)

772 Well yes. I was just trying to think of how ironically to approach the basic premise of the J4T crowd, that street punks have a right to put a beating on "white" folk without concern of consequence. Posted by: Methos at July 20, 2013 01:51 AM (hO9ad) I was just trying to add to it.

Posted by: RWC at July 19, 2013 10:02 PM (8FeS+)

773

After the Christian/Newsom slaughters, I guess even Sharpton figured he had better steer clear.

 

That was a sick, sad, tragedy. 

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 10:02 PM (SkhKv)

774 765 Three rallies in TN tomorrow: Nashville, Memphis and Chattanooga. None in Knoxville. After the Christian/Newsom slaughters, I guess even Sharpton figured he had better steer clear.

Posted by: Jmel at July 20, 2013 01:55 AM (cfFqn)


And what exactly are they rallying for anyway? The right of black teenagers to punch Neighborhood Watch members in the face and bash their heads on concrete sidewalks simply because they are doing their jobs? Sure, let's destroy Neighborhood Watch programs now because they will make sure that no one is going to want to be a part of that anymore. Instead, we'll all hunker down in our own places and only worry about ourselves. Sounds like another attempt by Obama and the Left to further degrade our society and our way of life.

Posted by: Slappy at July 19, 2013 10:02 PM (LTbLf)

775 That was nice Beserker. I may go back and play it again.

Posted by: Infidel at July 20, 2013 01:51 AM (SkhKv)




I must have played that song 1000 times in my life, probably 300 times in clubs with various metal cover bands back in the day. Maiden heads always dug it. I never get tired of that one.

Posted by: Berserker at July 19, 2013 10:03 PM (FMbng)

776 Or maybe Tyrese came across Hershel sunbathing in the nude.

Posted by: Slappy at July 20, 2013 01:57 AM (LTbLf)

 

Heh.  I noticed Hershel had two legs.  I guess he gets a prosthetic.  Or they haven't photoshopped his leg yet.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 10:04 PM (cqZXM)

777 On a scale from 1 to 10.....with 10 being the worst pain you have ever felt.....rate your present pain.......now.

Every molecule of my being simultaneously exploding and imploding at the speed of light, constantly.  And that's on a good day.

Posted by: Methos at July 19, 2013 10:05 PM (hO9ad)

778 That was a sick, sad, tragedy.

Posted by: Infidel at July 20, 2013 02:02 AM (SkhKv)

 

Are the trials finally over for all involved in that case?

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 10:05 PM (JSetw)

779

770 758 @ buzzion -- I reckon I could do that, but I'd have to install a new OS. And I'm kind of skeptical that I'd even be able to get a compatible drive for it any longer.

 

Are you sure of that?  What about getting a new hard drive and then cloning it.  It will take everything on the old drive and copy it to the new drive and will work just like the older smaller drive.  I did that with my old computer with a 400 gb drive to a 1 tb drive.

Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2013 10:05 PM (LI48c)

780 Basically she cut and pasted the entire ONT up to that pointinto a post.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 01:50 AM (y67bA)

 

hahahahaha. met her at the meet up so I'll try not to have too much fun when she's back in the comments.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 10:05 PM (kaRch)

781 Rino,  thats your first hurdle.  Your next hurdle is the video driver, I have no idea whats in those mini's.  So - goggle, small linux distro, there are several.  You don't know the difference or care - so grab one.  Put the iso file on a FAT32 formatted USB stick, set the bios to boot from USB, cycle power and observe.

Posted by: Jean at July 19, 2013 10:06 PM (CMlD4)

782 774 After the Christian/Newsom slaughters, I guess even Sharpton figured he had better steer clear. That was a sick, sad, tragedy. Posted by: Infidel at July 20, 2013 02:02 AM (SkhKv) Who? And that is the really sad part. I know what happened,.. Only reason is finding it out on blogs and searching for it myself.

Posted by: RWC at July 19, 2013 10:07 PM (8FeS+)

783 Infidel/Berserker -- I bet I went through at least ten different copies of that cassette back in the day, between wearing them out, losing them, and loaning them out to friends. The first metal concert I ever went to was Fastway and Saxon opening for them on that tour in 1983 three days before my 14th birthday.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 19, 2013 10:07 PM (m0h0I)

784 769

Big, gentle black dude looks to be well surrounded and unmotivated to fight, which suggests he's a goner. Between his attitude and a reaction shot of him, I would bet highly that his girlfriend/wife is the One We Know who dies among the 12 in the prison.

Also, if you blinked, you missed it, but it looked like Shane jr. was gettin it on with blond farmer's daughter, which guarantees one of them (almost certainly her) is toast.

Posted by: Methos at July 20, 2013 01:58 AM (hO9ad)


Yes, Tyrese. That's actually his sister, Sasha. I just looked at The Walking Dead wiki and Tyrese's page actually has the exact picture of his reaction at the moment we're talking about (see http://tinyurl.com/d4vmhe . You may be right about Sasha. Then again, she's kind of a second-tier member of the group anyway.

Posted by: Slappy at July 19, 2013 10:08 PM (LTbLf)

785

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 20, 2013 02:01 AM (m0h0I)

 

I do need to get a new camera.  I tried taking pictures of a lightning storm the other night with my wife's point and shoot camera and I couldn't get the damn thing to focus.  Couldn't figure out how to switch to manual either.  I still have my Canon A-1 that I bought in 1984 but no film.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 10:08 PM (cqZXM)

786 I believe so CDR M.  MM has been on this like stink on shit.  All convicted.  IIRC a couple got the death penalty.  Don't quote me, tho.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 10:09 PM (SkhKv)

787 The HQ is a pretty cool place to write. The Horde has way of keeping you honest.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 20, 2013 01:54 AM (m0h0I)

****

 

You're welcome.  It is tough coming up with content constantly for the hoard to enjoy and pretty amazing that you all at the HQ can manage to do it.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 10:09 PM (kaRch)

788

Also, if you blinked, you missed it, but it looked like Shane jr. was gettin it on with blond farmer's daughter, which guarantees one of them (almost certainly her) is toast.

Posted by: Methos at July 20, 2013 01:58 AM (hO9ad)

Well it won't be Shane Jr.  See ya Beth.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 10:11 PM (cqZXM)

789 It was a horrific crime. All the perps were black and the victims were a young white couple. Car jacked, raped, tortured and murdered. The boy was set on fire. Yeah...they had better steer clear of K-Town.

Posted by: Jmel at July 19, 2013 10:12 PM (cfFqn)

790 Infidel/Berserker -- I bet I went through at least ten different copies of that cassette back in the day, between wearing them out, losing them, and loaning them out to friends. The first metal concert I ever went to was Fastway and Saxon opening for them on that tour in 1983 three days before my 14th birthday.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 20, 2013 02:07 AM (m0h0I)


That was a great album. It was one of the ones you just put in the cassette player and it didn't matter where on the tape it started playing.

Posted by: Berserker at July 19, 2013 10:13 PM (FMbng)

791

I am waiting for the day when .......someone, with the "Where-with-all"

shows up at one of these "Wilding/Flash-Mobs/"BLACK KIDS en MASS looking to rip shit off and not pay.........with a buddy and no less than 2 cans of "Alaska Grade" Bear Spray....and hose these POS groups down til they are crying for their mama's......not that they would be cryin for their Dadda's

since most never had one..........

FUCKIN WORD DEMOCRATES!!!!

Shall we peel back this onion???

NO YOU DO NOT!

Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 19, 2013 10:15 PM (xh69q)

792 Trials had to be done over because the douchebag judge was a pill popper. It was scary around here for a while. The girl's dad and brother tried to bail out the ringleader so they could kill him themselves.

Posted by: Jmel at July 19, 2013 10:15 PM (cfFqn)

793  - 780 / buzzion -- Hmm. Cloning the drive -- hadn't thought of that. I just wasn't sure if the hard drives in Minis were still available -- are they essentially the same interface and dimensions as current HDDs? I just kind of figured tech had changed so much since they were in production that it'd be damn near impossible to find anything to fit it anymore.

 - 782 / jean -- I may just give that a shot on my next day off. I mean, I really have nothing to lose at all, and can't do anything to it that can't be fixed. So, what the hell?

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 19, 2013 10:17 PM (m0h0I)

794 789 Also, if you blinked, you missed it, but it looked like Shane jr. was gettin it on with blond farmer's daughter, which guarantees one of them (almost certainly her) is toast.Posted by: Methos at July 20, 2013 01:58 AM (hO9ad)
Well it won't be Shane Jr. See ya Beth.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 02:11 AM (cqZXM)


I actually thought that Beth would die each of the past two seasons so she's overdue.

Posted by: Slappy at July 19, 2013 10:18 PM (LTbLf)

795 735 That story on drudge about the lemonade stand attack as a possible hate crime sounds like Code Pink. The perp was "wearing a full-body leotard decorated with a design of the internal human anatomy". The perp was Slim Goodbody? I wondered what he'd been up to all these years.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 19, 2013 10:19 PM (U82Km)

796 The girl's dad and brother tried to bail out the ringleader so they could kill him themselves.

Posted by: Jmel at July 20, 2013 02:15 AM (cfFqn)

 

Wow.  I hadn't heard that one.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 10:19 PM (JSetw)

797

Only one got the death penalty, 2 got life sentences, 1 a long jail term, and was one was convicted on federal car jacking charges not the state's case. awful.

 

another case that doesn't get much mention is the Wichita Massacre.  The Carr Brothers killed 5 and raped and tortured 1.  IIRC they both got the death penalty. 

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 10:21 PM (kaRch)

798

Listening to a live recording of the Band, 1970.  Think ACDC or maybe Judus Priest is next in the queque.

 

http://preview.tinyurl.com/m2on243

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 10:22 PM (SkhKv)

799 I should be using this time to hunt stuff for the next ONT.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 10:22 PM (JSetw)

800 793 Trials had to be done over because the douchebag judge was a pill popper. It was scary around here for a while. The girl's dad and brother tried to bail out the ringleader so they could kill him themselves.

Posted by: Jmel at July 20, 2013 02:15 AM (cfFqn)


Yep. I was actually selected to be part of the jury pool for the trial of the ringleader, Lemaricus Davidson. He's the one who got the death penalty. I wasn't selected for the jury, though I had to complete a 25-page questionnaire on which I stated matter of factly that I thought he was guilty based on the evidence I had seen reported by the Knox News Sentinel (though I also wrote that I could put that aside to judge the case fairly).

Posted by: Slappy at July 19, 2013 10:23 PM (LTbLf)

801

Someone needs to  ask these asswipes why they didn't go to Knoxville.

 

Just glad I many flavors of personal protection.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 10:25 PM (SkhKv)

802 Glad to see your done with....your thing CDR M

Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 19, 2013 10:25 PM (xh69q)

803 I should be using this time to hunt stuff for the next ONT.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 02:22 AM (JSetw)

***

 

That sounds like work.  Boooo!

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 10:26 PM (kaRch)

804 have many.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 10:27 PM (SkhKv)

805 775 765 Three rallies in TN tomorrow: Nashville, Memphis and Chattanooga. None in Knoxville. After the Christian/Newsom slaughters, I guess even Sharpton figured he had better steer clear.

Posted by: Jmel at July 20, 2013 01:55 AM (cfFqn)

And what exactly are they rallying for anyway? The right of black teenagers to punch Neighborhood Watch members in the face and bash their heads on concrete sidewalks simply because they are doing their jobs? Sure, let's destroy Neighborhood Watch programs now because they will make sure that no one is going to want to be a part of that anymore. Instead, we'll all hunker down in our own places and only worry about ourselves. Sounds like another attempt by Obama and the Left to further degrade our society and our way of life.

Posted by: Slappy at July 20, 2013 02:02 AM (LTbLf)




I'm thinking of moving to Knoxville, and being a part of the neighborhood watch there. It's increasingly looking like the only decent part of the country where it's warm but not hot and not expensive.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2013 10:27 PM (T1005)

806 798
Only one got the death penalty, 2 got life sentences, 1 a long jail term, and was one was convicted on federal car jacking charges not the state's case. awful.

another case that doesn't get muchmention isthe Wichita Massacre. The Carr Brothers killed 5 and raped andtortured 1. IIRC theyboth got the death penalty.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 20, 2013 02:21 AM (kaRch)


The Wichita Massacre is even worse than the Christian-Newsom murders in Knoxville. If any of you don't know about it and have the stomach, read the details online. It's one of the most depraved crimes that I have ever seen.

Posted by: Slappy at July 19, 2013 10:27 PM (LTbLf)

807

**tried to bail out the ringleader so they could kill him themselves.

Posted by: Jmel at July 20, 2013 02:15 AM (cfFqn)**

 

Whoa. Did they get in trouble for that or was it dismissed?

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 10:28 PM (kaRch)

808  - 786 / CDR-M -- I haven't had much luck shooting lightning myself. Of course, all the hills and trees make it a challenge to find a good location. I've watched several tutorials on it, but for some reason, it completely eludes me. I did pick up a Canon AE-1 Program with the 50mm/1.8 attached a couple of months ago in a couple of bags of old Pentax gear I got on the cheap, along with four rolls of film. It's still working, so I may take it out for shits n' grins one of these days.

791 - / Berserker -- Exactly. Just a great album, front to back. One of a handful from the era that I can still listen to without cringing.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 19, 2013 10:28 PM (m0h0I)

809 806  Any large bodies of water nearby?  I'm a water baby.  Hate snakes.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 10:29 PM (SkhKv)

810

794 - 780 / buzzion -- Hmm. Cloning the drive -- hadn't thought of that. I just wasn't sure if the hard drives in Minis were still available -- are they essentially the same interface and dimensions as current HDDs? I just kind of figured tech had changed so much since they were in production that it'd be damn near impossible to find anything to fit it anymore.

 

I really doubt that the tech has changed that much.  I'm going to assume that even the minis were using SATA connections since the older IDE cabled were kind of bulky.  I'm going to guess that its either got a full size hard drive or a laptop hard drive in it.  And if not then HP is even fucking dumber than I give them credit for.

Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2013 10:30 PM (LI48c)

811

It is all coming down to who has the best amount of range time.

"Please be it us!"

Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 19, 2013 10:31 PM (xh69q)

812

Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 20, 2013 02:25 AM (xh69q)

 

Oh I'm still standing watch.  War game going on and I'm filling in for the sequestered civilian security desk folks.  I answer phones and check badges.  Awesome [sarc].

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 10:31 PM (Mv/2X)

813 Resist we will!

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 10:32 PM (SkhKv)

814 806

I'm thinking of moving to Knoxville, and being a part of the neighborhood watch there. It's increasingly looking like the only decent part of the country where it's warm but not hot and not expensive.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 20, 2013 02:27 AM (T1005)


I'd recommend it, as I've lived in the area for 6 years after living in the Northeast for the rest of my life. If you do, I would just suggest that you live in West Knoxville. You can even go to areas outside of the city limits, like Farragut, Oak Ridge, Powell, etc., but homes can get pricier in some of those areas, especially Farragut.

Posted by: Slappy at July 19, 2013 10:32 PM (LTbLf)

815

Posted by: Slappy at July 20, 2013 02:27 AM (LTbLf)

 

And unsurprisingly, the race angle is always downplayed.   My dad was living out that way at the time. gruesome. those animals should have been shot before trial.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 10:32 PM (kaRch)

816

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 20, 2013 02:28 AM (m0h0I)

 

Nice find on the AE-1!  I've had some pretty good luck with lightning shots.  I had some good shots in Sicily especially when Mt. Etna was erupting.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 10:33 PM (JSetw)

817

Gonna have another  brewski for ya CDR M.  It's the least I can do for a fellow 'ron.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 10:34 PM (SkhKv)

818

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 20, 2013 02:28 AM (m0h0I)

 

***

 

You and CAC can work on a backyard astrophotography thread!

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 10:35 PM (kaRch)

819 816

And unsurprisingly, the race angle is always downplayed.My dad was living out that way at the time. gruesome. those animals should have been shot before trial.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 20, 2013 02:32 AM (kaRch)


It seems like only the local media cover horrific crimes like what happened in Knoxville and Wichita. No media members outside the area want to be blamed for fomenting racial strife when the perpetrators are black. Yet we spend all this time talking about Zimmerman shooting Martin when the so-called leaders of the black community don't even take the time to comment on what happened in Knoxville and Wichita. Two crimes for which there was a race component but because the perpetrators were black, they don't want to talk about them.

Posted by: Slappy at July 19, 2013 10:37 PM (LTbLf)

820 The Wichita Massacre is even worse than the Christian-Newsom murders in Knoxville. If any of you don't know about it and have the stomach, read the details online. It's one of the most depraved crimes that I have ever seen.

Posted by: Slappy at July 20, 2013 02:27 AM (LTbLf)

 

I just don't understand how those cases weren't hate crimes.  You could take the same facts and reverse the races and it's now a hate crime.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 10:40 PM (cqZXM)

821  - 811 / buzzion -- I'll have to crack it open and see what's going on. It just struck me that putting a 15 Gb HDD in a system to run XP sort of indicated that there were some kind of physical size limitations involved. I mean, even if it were a matter of cost, how much cheaper could a 15 Gb drive have been than a 30 or 40 Gb drive at the time? Even in 2009, storage was pretty damned cheap.

So, maybe HP really is just that stupid.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 19, 2013 10:41 PM (m0h0I)

822 818 Gonna have another brewski for ya CDR M. It's the least I can do for a fellow 'ron.

Posted by: Infidel at July 20, 2013 02:34 AM (SkhKv)

 

Enjoy.  I think I'm gonna grab a Double Shot Starbucks Expresso.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 10:42 PM (BuYeH)

823 --->I just don't understand how those cases weren't hate crimes.


Can anyone cite a case where hate crimes (spit) charges were brought in a black on white crime? Serious question. It seems like they set the bar way higher but is there a point at which it is reached?

Posted by: typo dynamofo at July 19, 2013 10:43 PM (OT+H4)

824

Slappy-

 

Funny what in the media's judgment is a "local story". Gosnell, local story. Wichita, local story. Knoxville, local story.

 

Sanford-->stop the presses, it is time for "A National Lecture and Teachable Moment".

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 10:44 PM (kaRch)

825 I just don't understand how those cases weren't hate crimes. You could take the same facts and reverse the races and it's now a hate crime.

Have you ever heard of anyone black being charged with a hate crime against anyone that was white?

I vaguely remember it happening once, though I forget the circumstance, and only because there was some leftist complaint at the time that the notion of hate crime was being misapplied.

Posted by: Methos at July 19, 2013 10:45 PM (hO9ad)

826

I would put my son (s)  over watch with the long range bling that do sing

to half the foe defeated........Football is not an option these days.....so many very pressing issues....it is my choice and they say hell yes....and the sons are MOST cool with this......such are the times........and my most awesome of sons do roll most mighty and stand the wall mighty...least this Country...die.

 

 

bout sums this up.....

Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 19, 2013 10:46 PM (xh69q)

827

Posted by: typo dynamofo at July 20, 2013 02:43 AM (OT+H4)

***

 

it happens.

 

 

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 10:47 PM (kaRch)

828

None I can think of typo.

 

For a mellow note, listening to Otis Redding, Sitting On the Dock of the Bay.  It seems to lower   my blood pressure.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 10:48 PM (SkhKv)

829 Night all. Here is "Time Machine" by Beggars Opera: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgaQb8_TgtU

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2013 10:48 PM (Vk2pI)

830 Have you ever heard of anyone black being charged with a hate crime against anyone that was white? Silly Kyriarch, only straight white cis-gendered males can be oppressors, and anyone who isn't an oppressor can't commit a crime against a privileged oppressor and thus can't be guilty of a "hate crime"...

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2013 10:50 PM (Vk2pI)

831 Yeah, I'm trying not to spike the blog's blood pressure by staying out of the cite the  last worst outrage game.

Shit sucks tho

Posted by: typo dynamofo at July 19, 2013 10:52 PM (OT+H4)

832  - 817 / CDR-M -- I bet that was one hell of a lightning show. You ought to scan the photos and share them on the HQ sometime when you get a chance.

 - 819 / rich@gmu -- That would be pretty neat, but I'd have to do a whole bunch of studying to get up to speed on astrophotography. Of course, it never killed anyone to learn something new. I'm pretty sure CAC could teach me quite a bit -- along with a few of the other cobs. In fact, rd is really up on that kind of stuff too, if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 19, 2013 10:52 PM (m0h0I)

833 just read about the Witchita Massacre.  OMG.  Tears.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 10:57 PM (SkhKv)

834

831

NO

 

SCFOAMF ensured that.......So how can we "BITCH SLAP" this POS for the next 3 years...EVERY FUCKING DAY??????

Given the current group that is ......AHEM...our side......(can I puke now?)

 

(we are butt-fucked with a Texas sized drilling bore)...DOUBLE PLUS GOOD........and K-Y SUPER LUBE!!!!!

Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 19, 2013 11:00 PM (xh69q)

835

Posted by: typo dynamofo at July 20, 2013 02:52 AM (OT+H4)

***I hate the media. It is shit like what is going on that pisses me off. And they just won't let go.***

 

 

 

***Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 20, 2013 02:52 AM (m0h0I)

I'm pretty sure CAC could teach me quite a bit -- along with a few of the other cobs. In fact, rd is really up on that kind of stuff too, if I'm not mistaken.***

 

Wow.  I like the Spaced Out threads, they ought to drop in a few of their own pics.  I'm trying to build up a kit that I can take out for short drives-A S/C scope and a nice camera and some software for the star tracker and images. Everyone needs a hobby and I don't want drinking to be mine.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 11:02 PM (kaRch)

836 I'm out, Have a  good morning all.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 11:09 PM (SkhKv)

837 See ya Infidel.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 11:10 PM (cqZXM)

838 See, the economy is doing great.  Gas prices are going up just like I said in the debates.

Posted by: Obama at July 19, 2013 11:13 PM (Mv/2X)

839

I would have been most proud in years before to boost of my sons in the sports that made a parent proud....and a life filled with the future so true

til he came to office........look at us now.....

Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 19, 2013 11:15 PM (xh69q)

840 drunk as fuck, lovingh it, watching hatfiekrdsd and mccooys,


message me to bitch about wjatever. 

Posted by: shillelagh at July 19, 2013 11:15 PM (sZv02)

841 #834

The fact that I had to look that one up tells you something about the world we live in. If I ever heard about the incident I'd forgotten. And apparently that is just how the media likes it.

Posted by: epobirs at July 19, 2013 11:15 PM (kcfmt)

842  - 836 / rich@gmu -- One of the cool features of the camera I'm using these days (among several that I've never taken advantage of) is that its internal GPS unit can be used with an astrotracer to get good, clear, long exposures without getting the streaks you often see when shooting the night sky.

http://www.pentax.jp/english/products/o-gps1/astrotracer.html

Here's a shot (not mine, obviously) of the Milky Way taken on a Pentax K-5 with the astrotracer attached:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/snapify/2895789493/lightbox/

They're a little spendy, but so is everything else these days -- especially photography and drinking.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 19, 2013 11:16 PM (m0h0I)

843 til he came to office........look at us now.....

Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 20, 2013 03:15 AM (xh69q)

 

Yeah, you guys are fucked.

Posted by: Nostradamus at July 19, 2013 11:16 PM (BuYeH)

844

Posted by: epobirs at July 20, 2013 03:15 AM (kcfmt)

 

I hadn't heard of that case either although I was living overseas at the time..  Horrible.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 11:18 PM (y67bA)

845 Night.

Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 19, 2013 11:18 PM (xh69q)

846 So CNN has the generic headline "Senator Rips Obama Remark".  Can you guess who that Senator was?  I'm sure y'all get it right on one try.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 11:20 PM (Mv/2X)

847

847

Night Sir.........

Posted by: Richard...who cares at July 19, 2013 11:22 PM (xh69q)

848 I only heard about it because I was helping my dad out with a move from there when it was ongoing. revolting.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 11:23 PM (kaRch)

849 G'night Richard...

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 11:24 PM (JSetw)

850

CDR M-

 

please don't let it be Rand Paul...(Cruz for the win)...

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 11:24 PM (kaRch)

851 It is Cruz.  The one Republican with balls.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 11:26 PM (Mv/2X)

852

They're a little spendy, but so is everything else these days -- especially photography and drinking.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 20, 2013 03:16 AM (m0h0I)

 

Hummm...not married, work pays for school, work astronomers' hours already...I'm thinking Christmas in July!  Great find, that is a cool feature.  and nice find with the pic.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 11:29 PM (kaRch)

853 I'd like to see them make the Axis of Time books into a movie Trilogy or maybe even a TV series.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 11:31 PM (Mv/2X)

854 See, the economy is doing great. Gas prices are going up just like I said in the debates.

Posted by: Obama at July 20, 2013 03:13 AM (Mv/2X)

 

**FU.  Mine gets 15 MPG.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 11:31 PM (kaRch)

855

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 03:26 AM (Mv/2X)

 

Hope the coffee is working. Think it is about time for me to shift from beer to coffee.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 11:32 PM (kaRch)

856 I'm getting 35 MPG on this last tank of gas in my '13 Altima.  Since I bought in Nov, my running average is 32.8.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 11:33 PM (cqZXM)

857 Coffee, Mountain Dew, Snickers bar, Gummy Bears.  That's what I've had so far.  I'll have some grapefruit here in a bit.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 11:34 PM (cqZXM)

858

This is wonderful.  The market is at all time highs.

Posted by: L.I.V. at July 19, 2013 11:40 PM (BuYeH)

859 2 more hours.

Posted by: CDR M, still on duty at July 19, 2013 11:44 PM (y67bA)

860

Posted by: shillelagh at July 20, 2013 03:15 AM (sZv02)

 

I'm getting drunk enough that I'm listening to some Prodigy on youtube. Smack My Bitch Up always gets me at the end.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 11:47 PM (kaRch)

861 So there are two factors resulting in my current condition:

1) I am slightly intoxicated.  Maybe more.

2) I desire the touch of a woman.

So if someone could help me out here, that'd be swell.

Posted by: Brisco_County at July 19, 2013 11:49 PM (B0Zzk)

862 We had nothing to do with this market.  We are like the groundhog.  All we do is pop out every now and again and declare "six more weeks of lower interest rates."

-We never add zeroes with computers.

Posted by: The Fed at July 19, 2013 11:49 PM (lq3Ak)

863 It's been fruit punch-flavored Gatorade and five slices of a medium Domino's pizza (sausage and mushrooms) for me since about 8:00 PM. And that means leftover pizza for lunch tomorrow.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 19, 2013 11:49 PM (m0h0I)

864

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 03:33 AM (cqZXM)

 

You can do it!  My car is not an Altima. It is fast though and I've managed to pile up a bunch of tickets (which sucks).

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 11:51 PM (kaRch)

865 2) I desire the touch of a woman.

So if someone could help me out here, that'd be swell.

Posted by: Brisco_County at July 20, 2013 03:49 AM (B0Zzk)

 

Hi there.

Posted by: Nancy Grace at July 19, 2013 11:51 PM (BuYeH)

866 "So if someone could help me out here, that'd be swell."

Posted by: Brisco_County

Ben Bernanke is unavailable at the moment.  If you'd like to leave a message after the tone, he'll return your advances at his nearest convenience.

*beep*

Posted by: The Fed at July 19, 2013 11:52 PM (lq3Ak)

867 Yikes DDR.  I'll get a yogurt at 5am.  Hopefully turnover to my relief by 6am.  Hit McDonald's about 6:30.  Get home about 6:45.  Head hits pillow at 6:47.  Kids probably wake me up at 7:11.  Brew coffee 7:13.  Build Saturday ONT.  Drink heavily.  Take nap.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 11:54 PM (y67bA)

868

Posted by: Brisco_County at July 20, 2013 03:49 AM (B0Zzk)

Drink more and "TER"...

that might get me banned.  moving on in my sad taste in music

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 19, 2013 11:55 PM (kaRch)

869

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 20, 2013 03:51 AM (kaRch)

 

My next car will be a sports car.  Or maybe I can convince my parents to give me their '92 Nissan 300Z Twin Turbo.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 11:56 PM (cqZXM)

870 866 - "Hi there."

Well hello, Nancy.  How about I break out my best Grenache and a Natalee Holloway wig and see where the evening takes us?

Posted by: Brisco_County at July 19, 2013 11:57 PM (B0Zzk)

871 Damn I can't look for these at work..  I'll have to throw up some San Diego Comicon cosplay pics for tomorrow's ONT.  Actually, tonights ONT.

Posted by: CDR M at July 19, 2013 11:58 PM (cqZXM)

872 Well hello, Nancy. How about I break out my best Grenache and a Natalee Holloway wig and see where the evening takes us?

Posted by: Brisco_County at July 20, 2013 03:57 AM (B0Zzk)

 

Oh nice.  Let me slip into my Van der Sloot mask.

Posted by: Nancy Grace at July 19, 2013 11:59 PM (y67bA)

873 OMG. I'm usually passed out by now, but I just spent the last 3 hours chatting with my high school girlfriend. Tell me I'm not going to hell.

Posted by: Beefy Blueballs at July 20, 2013 12:00 AM (bUmSq)

874 ***Build Saturday ONT. Drink heavily. Take nap.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 03:54 AM (y67bA)***

Working the overnight sucks.

***It's been fruit punch-flavored Gatorade and five slices of a medium Domino's pizza (sausage and mushrooms) for me since about 8:00 PM. And that means leftover pizza for lunch tomorrow.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 20, 2013 03:49 AM (m0h0I)***

ouch. got some tums.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 20, 2013 12:00 AM (kaRch)

875 "OMG. I'm usually passed out by now, but I just spent the last 3 hours chatting with my high school girlfriend. Tell me I'm not going to hell."
 Posted by: Beefy Blueballs

Let's see.

...I see a booking for August 13, 2042

-Sorry Dude!

Posted by: Satan at July 20, 2013 12:03 AM (lq3Ak)

876

Posted by: Beefy Blueballs at July 20, 2013 04:00 AM (bUmSq)

 

Nope not yet.  For a small fee, I can tell you exactly when you'll be going to hell.  Just your soul, that's all.

Posted by: Satan at July 20, 2013 12:03 AM (y67bA)

877 Jinx!

Posted by: The Devil at July 20, 2013 12:04 AM (Mv/2X)

878 Was/is she hot?

Posted by: The Devil at July 20, 2013 12:04 AM (cqZXM)

879

Off, Bruised and swollen sock!

 

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at July 20, 2013 12:04 AM (bUmSq)

880 734 Gah! Who can stand to listen to the annointed one? Not me. Every time it comes on, *MUTE*. Just reading it causes severe nausea. Wish my panties got wet as often as Chris Matthews'. That whole charade, today, set our country back 200 years. FUCK YOU! We're not the ones who are about race. We're not the ones who are about race. We could give a fuck what you look like! We are about Character and Comportment and Manners and Values and Some Modicum of Humanity that gives a shit about regular norms of society. Allen West meets me in an elevator, I'm asking for a picture and an autograph, not "clutching my purse", "holding my breath." Once again, Fuck you! Race-baiting mf'ers. Posted by: kalneva at July 20, 2013 01:36 AM (XyrkB) Thread winner.

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2013 12:05 AM (sdi6R)

881

Beefy-

 

It is a lie that it is hot down here.

Posted by: Hell. at July 20, 2013 12:05 AM (kaRch)

882 Oh. So hot.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at July 20, 2013 12:05 AM (bUmSq)

883 Lotsa Beelzebub 'round these parts... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 20, 2013 12:05 AM (lq3Ak)

884 Y'all got an infestation here.

Posted by: The Exorcist at July 20, 2013 12:07 AM (y67bA)

885 lol. fucking demons always getting me to step on my dick.

Posted by: Hell. laughing. at July 20, 2013 12:08 AM (kaRch)

886 874 OMG. I'm usually passed out by now, but I just spent the last 3 hours chatting with my high school girlfriend. Tell me I'm not going to hell.

Since she's currently in high school and you're like 36, then no, you're going to poontang heaven.

Posted by: Brisco_County at July 20, 2013 12:08 AM (B0Zzk)

887 So what did you talk about for 3 hours?

Posted by: Bored Moron at July 20, 2013 12:08 AM (BuYeH)

888 I've got ice cream and beer.

Posted by: Hell. laughing. even more. at July 20, 2013 12:09 AM (kaRch)

889 Time to spray, amigo!  Lil' Holy Water treatment here and there.  A few DarkTraps, some Angel Dust and one giant confession.

...Should be good for another week or so.

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 20, 2013 12:10 AM (lq3Ak)

890 Well, I reckon it's time for me to hit the sack.

Been fun hanging with the Horde for the night. Y'all have a good weekend.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at July 20, 2013 12:11 AM (m0h0I)

891

Posted by: Hell. laughing. even more. at July 20, 2013 04:09 AM (kaRch)

 

Must.  Fight.  Temptation.

 

Say, do you happen to have video of Kate Upton topless on a horse without pixels, well......

Posted by: Righteous Moron at July 20, 2013 12:11 AM (BuYeH)

892 You too DDR and again, thanks for covering.  Mighty fine job.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 12:12 AM (Mv/2X)

893 Take it easy, DDR!

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 20, 2013 12:12 AM (lq3Ak)

894

We're both 45. And, I've been married, quite happily, for 20 years. The weird part- I deeply loved this woman when I was young and dumb, and full of... myself. I dumped her for a cheerleader/gymnast/nymphomaniac.

 

 

No, someone else tricked me into 20 yrs of marriage.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at July 20, 2013 12:13 AM (bUmSq)

895 891 Well, I reckon it's time for me to hit the sack.

Been fun hanging with the Horde for the night. Y'all have a good weekend.


Wait, don't leave, put on this Holloway wig...  I said put it on!

Posted by: Brisco_County at July 20, 2013 12:15 AM (B0Zzk)

896 5 British prison guards suspended after the suspect that beheaded that British soldier loses two teeth in a melee.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 12:16 AM (JSetw)

897

Ugh, should go o bed, too. But, I just popped another tallboy. Waste not...

 

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at July 20, 2013 12:16 AM (bUmSq)

898 Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 04:16 AM (JSetw)

I hope it is a paid vacation.  We should chip in and get them all a damn bottle of scotch!

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 20, 2013 12:18 AM (lq3Ak)

899 898
"Ugh, should go o bed, too. But, I just popped another tallboy. Waste not..."

That's the spirit.  I'm finishing off my southern Rhone grenache/syrah, because that's what gluten free republican art majors do.

Posted by: Brisco_County at July 20, 2013 12:18 AM (B0Zzk)

900 So the Bikini Butt Lift  Work Out did do in an OTN. Eventually.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 20, 2013 12:19 AM (kaRch)

901 Waste not...
Posted by: Beefy Meatball

Agreed.

I'm headed out, too.  Red Eye is over and I'm finally getting tired.

Later, gators!

*out*

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 20, 2013 12:21 AM (lq3Ak)

902 I hope it is a paid vacation. We should chip in and get them all a damn bottle of scotch!

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 20, 2013 04:18 AM (lq3Ak)

 

No shit.  Yeah it's a paid vacation.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 12:23 AM (Mv/2X)

903 901 So the Bikini Butt Lift Work Out did do in an OTN. Eventually.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 20, 2013 04:19 AM (kaRch)

 

Eventually.  I have a few strokes left in me.

Posted by: Fapping Moron at July 20, 2013 12:24 AM (Mv/2X)

904 Oops.  Did I say strokes?  I meant reps.

Posted by: Fapping Moron at July 20, 2013 12:25 AM (JSetw)

905 Roll call.  Who's drunk?

Aye.

Posted by: Brisco_County at July 20, 2013 12:26 AM (B0Zzk)

906 Not me.  Still at work.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 12:29 AM (BuYeH)

907 I'm drunk on power. 

Posted by: SCOAMF at July 20, 2013 12:32 AM (JSetw)

908 Are you a security guard?

Posted by: Brisco_County at July 20, 2013 12:32 AM (B0Zzk)

909 damn where you at a ni66a needa plant

Posted by: NO_LIMIT_BAMA at July 20, 2013 12:33 AM (+Ps3k)

910 909 Are you a security guard?

Posted by: Brisco_County at July 20, 2013 04:32 AM (B0Zzk)

 

Tonight I am.  Due to sequestor.

Posted by: SCOAMF at July 20, 2013 12:35 AM (y67bA)

911 "That could've been me 35 years ago ground & pounding a half-Hawaiian man."


Posted by: Brisco_County at July 20, 2013 12:35 AM (B0Zzk)

912 Off sock.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 12:35 AM (cqZXM)

913 Last.

Posted by: Brisco_County at July 20, 2013 12:40 AM (B0Zzk)

914 about drunk...close...one more beer to go.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 20, 2013 12:40 AM (kaRch)

915 So any more undocumented, mostly peaceful riots tonight?

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 12:42 AM (Mv/2X)

916 What time zone are you in rich?

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 12:42 AM (BuYeH)

917 same as you, just a bit north (gmu...George mason). I work nights and was planning on a 12-er tonight at work, but it was cancelled.  so with the extra time, and not looking forward to this evening's visit with my dad, I decided to drink.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 20, 2013 12:46 AM (kaRch)

918 Well, we're both burnin' the midnight oil.  At least you got beer.  sorry to hear a visit with your dad is not something to look forward to.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 12:54 AM (Mv/2X)

919 and for the cheesecake...Jessica Cribbon. delicious.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 20, 2013 12:56 AM (kaRch)

920 Just reading the news, lots of crime stories and yet not a single one has a picture of the perp when he was 12 years old.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 12:59 AM (y67bA)

921

CDR M-

 

Uhhh...he has been sick, but his recent scans were ok. He lost his job a while a go to and it really punched him in the gut. Can't say I don't sympathize, but he was warned and had all the signals the ax was dropping for a few months.  My sister and I wanted to get him to go back to Charleston, where he'd be closer to family.  Since I'm drunk I'll just let it all hang out.

 

He never got over Mom's death.  I was her primary caregiver.  After she passed away, he was diagnosed with colon cancer, also stage 4.  I was also his primary caregiver.  I was out of work for about 4 years taking care of them both.  As tough as it is for me to say, the whole thing changed me, and not for the better. 

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 20, 2013 01:04 AM (kaRch)

922 I'm not too drunk at the moment. I fell asleep passed out a while ago, then woke up and switched to iced tea. Now I'm back to beer again. I'm just enjoying the fact that I don't have to go outdoors again for the next 48 hours, unless I want to. (It's been in the 90s here all week.) I got all caught up on my yard work last weekend. In fact, I did so much yard work, I can practically speak Spanish.

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2013 01:06 AM (sdi6R)

923 Prayers to you rich and your family.  You did right taking care of your family like that.  Too many today do not anymore.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 01:09 AM (cqZXM)

924 OH sweet.  Less than a hour to go on watch.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 01:10 AM (BuYeH)

925 Time keeps on tickin'....

Posted by: Steve Miller at July 20, 2013 01:10 AM (cqZXM)

926 922 hey rich I personally guarantee you that a year from now you'll feel better thasn you can imagine right now.  Guaranteed.  So there's that.

Posted by: DAve at July 20, 2013 01:12 AM (albkL)

927

Oh damn, fucked that one away.

 

Posted by: Steve Miller at July 20, 2013 01:12 AM (JSetw)

928

CDR M-

 

Thanks. I haven't gotten over the whole thing either.  It is probably one of the reasons why I wanted to go back to school try to finish something I started and something my Mom wanted me to do. 

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 20, 2013 01:13 AM (kaRch)

929 I'm not trying to cheer you up I'm just making you aware of your future.  Watch and see.

Posted by: DAve at July 20, 2013 01:13 AM (albkL)

930 In other news, Rachel Lucas is airborne and winging her way back to 'Murrica. http://www.rachellucas.com/2013/07/five-hours/ You can follow her progress here: http://tinyurl.com/lp8sk37

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2013 01:13 AM (sdi6R)

931 Sock off.  Been up for 20 hrs now.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 01:14 AM (JSetw)

932

Steve Miller-

into the future...CDR M only has 40 minutes to go.  Did he drink 2 pots of coffee?  Maybe an ONT based on 'The Coffee Song" to find out.

 

Thanks DAve. I hope so.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 20, 2013 01:18 AM (kaRch)

933 Less than 40 minutes if the LT who relieves me follows good watch turnover ettiquette and arrives at least 15 minutes early.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 01:23 AM (BuYeH)

934 Now I gotta look up The Coffee Song.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 01:23 AM (JSetw)

935

stepped in it again. ha.

 

Thanks DAve.  Things, for me, are looking up-good job with some stability and they are paying for school. 

 

My Dad, what can I say? 

 

He didn't have to change the bandages on my Mom's chest wound, which went all the way to the chest wall, that was visibly growing every 6 hours.   

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 20, 2013 01:25 AM (kaRch)

936 929  The academic equivalent of counting to ten.  I was just thinking about that tonight.  I have all this stuff covered in tarps in my driveaway from five years ago that I moved from my dad's after he died.  Four generations of stuff.  Finally I'm getting it processed and final-sorted into final keep and discard.  Why didn't I do all this at the time?  For the same reason you count to ten when you're angry before you do something stupid you might regret later.  If you're not in the position to decide about and handle things appropriately at the moment it's permissable and probably a lot better to put off until you can do it better.  When you're better-equipped to get past it it'll still be there and much easier and less traumatic for you.

Posted by: DAve at July 20, 2013 01:25 AM (albkL)

937

CDR M-

 

The Soul Coughing one. 

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 20, 2013 01:26 AM (kaRch)

938 936  That's awful.  You are gonna feel a whole lot better

Posted by: DAve at July 20, 2013 01:28 AM (albkL)

939

DAve-

 

Thanks again.  My condolences too.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 20, 2013 01:30 AM (kaRch)

940

DAve-

 

It was.  Her cancer came back in the middle of radiation.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 20, 2013 01:33 AM (kaRch)

941 Well, I'm calling it a night.  Need to start my turnover.  Y'all be safe and I'll see you tonight on the ONT.  Keep your chin up rich.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 01:47 AM (y67bA)

942 Woman charged after dog dies in hot car A Connecticut woman has been charged with animal cruelty after authorities say she left her dog alone in a hot car with the windows rolled up and it died. Woodbridge police say Tiffany July-Lindo left her 14-month-old Yorkie-Chihuahua mix unattended in a car Wednesday afternoon in 90-degree heat http://tinyurl.com/o86eyfc No photos, but she absolutely, positively must have been an Obama voter. How can any sentient human not know that this is a bad idea?

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2013 01:48 AM (sdi6R)

943 Gun pr0n http://tinyurl.com/l6yfk6b

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2013 02:11 AM (sdi6R)

944 Wow. I'm the only one left on the internet. I feel like Burgess Meredith in that Twilight Zone episode.

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2013 02:14 AM (sdi6R)

945 My son was out at bar with people and someone said something demeaning about his girlfriend. My son then clocked the guy twice in the face. My pride in him defending his lady's honor is great, but what is good advice to give him in this day and age?

Posted by: Madamex at July 20, 2013 02:24 AM (Ov7bl)

946 Move to Brasil.

Posted by: phunctor at July 20, 2013 02:28 AM (gJeT3)

947 what is good advice to give him in this day and age? Posted by: Madamex at July 20, 2013 06:24 AM Stay away from bars.

Posted by: Beto at July 20, 2013 03:11 AM (MhA4j)

948 I was just thinking about that tonight. I have all this stuff covered in tarps in my driveaway from five years ago that I moved from my dad's after he died. Posted by: DAve at July 20, 2013 05:25 AM (albkL) I know from where you come. Godspeed friend.

Posted by: Beto at July 20, 2013 03:18 AM (MhA4j)

949 Need the caffeine to wear off so I can crash.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 03:27 AM (dKV5k)

950 what is good advice to give him in this day and age?

Posted by: Madamex at July 20, 2013 06:24 AM


Tell him to wear a hoodie, and if anyone bugs him he should say: "Choom Boy could have been me 35 years ago."

Only those with official, government-approved grievances will survive and prosper.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 20, 2013 03:29 AM (/RIVS)

951 There was a lot of stuff in the ONT but I only remember the bikini butt workout.

Posted by: MTF at July 20, 2013 04:26 AM (ZuiHO)

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